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Virgo October 2018

The month of October will bring out the most Virgo-like qualities in you. Your attention to detail will prove to be of great assistance to you during this time. Plan execution and task mastery will be at an ultimate peak, but be wary of potential buzz kills trying to crash your productivity party.

In your professional life, it is likely that you will have to call on outside sources for assistance dealing with issues outside of your expertise. Be forewarned stoner Virgo, there are challenges to this necessary reliance. Fact check to make sure that you are not receiving bunk information, and purge out anyone who may be taking advantage or mooching off of your hard work. Diligence, confidence, and awareness will be the keys to a kush month for you. The current planetary alignment is pushing you into a planning phase. Although big accomplishments will not come this month, now is the time to lay the building blocks for future success. Don’t let a few uncomfortable circumstances allow your mental cherry to burn out. You’ve got this!

Your personal life is in need of a good detox this month. This does not mean that you need to lay the pipe down for good, but rather don’t get so caught up in a smoky haze. October smoke clouds could obscure obstacles in your path. It is important to routinely assess your cosmic wavelength and emotional karma. Honesty is key.

Take a microscopic look at those in your smoke circle. Are these healthy relationships? Do they treat you like a smoke buddy, or a bag of schwag? Have you been treating them like the good bud they are? Now might not be the most idealistic time to try to calibrate the scales of friendship, but with a reflective step back you might notice that there are some toxic relationships clogging up your pipe.

Taurus October 2018

Stoner Taurus you might find that October brings a little pep to your step! You’ve made it over challenges and through periods of lower celestial energy, to the here and now. In this moment, the best wisdom to take away is to use this period to solve existing problems and tackle current obstacles despite the pull of a blazing hot cosmic wind at your back. Are you feeling a spark of excitement in your chest? You should be excited, October is going to be lit.

Speaking of lit! Toke a moment to appreciate your cosmic situation from high above the terrestrial plane. Perhaps voyage with a fellow cannabis companion. Not only would it be advantageous to view your current obstacles from HIGH above, but an outside perspective could help you find your way forward.

The work sphere will be simple enough this month, but simple doesn’t always mean easy. You can channel that high cosmic energy level into hitting the ground running. Hard work and problem solving will be the best approach this month, right from the start.

Stoner Taurus don’t look now, but your personal sphere is on fire! Not literally, you don’t need to rush off for a fire extinguisher. But you will light up the night because October promises to be straight fire. The fire to come depends on the integrity of your past intentions, decisions, and actions. With the best intentions and most honest decisions behind you, the universe will reward you with all the delights available on our terrestrial sphere. However, be mindful not to rush into love. As with every journey in life, rushing can result in a bad trip.

For the stoner Taurus lucky in love, you will find it very wise to seek compromise in conflict. Otherwise you might find putting your foot down with demands, could leave that foot injured. I suggest rather than jeopardizing your digits, spend time on a passion project. Conflict avoidance mixed with an enjoyable experience, perfect!

Scorpio October 2018

Stoner Scorpio this October you are the captain of your own ship, and the commander of your own destiny. While the cosmos may have its own plans for you, its role will be that of a passive passenger. The good and bad news of this means if you stub your toe, you don’t get to blame it on external forces. So, be diligent, vigilant and be aware of your surroundings. The universe will not be your ultimate protector this month, you will have to rely upon your own positive vibes and your own ability to make good choices.

You do not have to go it alone stoner Scorpio. Lean on your friends when the road gets bumpy. But, only put your trust in your close cannabis companions. You may not like this dependency, but feel comfort in knowing sometimes we all get by with a little help from our friends. Remember to use your words stoner Scorpio. No one will be able to help if they do not know the full story. Whether it’s moments of increased anxiety, or an awesome experience you simply must share, be sure to share the full story.

Avoid couch lock this month by sticking with those stimulating, sticky Sativas. You have great ambition stoner Scorpio, and this month success will be in the follow through. The difference between doing and don’ting rests squarely on your shoulders. Just remember you are capable of conquering any obstacle which may present itself. Be mindful of the details. Cross the t’s and dot the i’s. Be sure to double check your work. As long as you pay attention, you will easily avoid unnecessary mistakes.

The biggest take away this month is to remember you are the master of your domain. Create your own destiny stoner Scorpio, but take care of your mind, body and soul first. The sacred herb can be the catalyst to recuperate and relax while also providing the mindset for introspection and cosmic contemplation. This period will increase the internal value for you, and this will radiate outward toward future endeavors.

If you’re a stoner Scorpio who is lucky in love, stay close to your cannabis companions. There will be pressure and opportunity that may pull you away from your family unit. You must resist the temptation of the grass being greener on the other side: Focus your attention on those closest to you and keep your inner fire burning bright.

Sagittarius October 2018

Stoner Sagittarius to make October a fun and fruitful month, the recipe is simple: Keep it moving and keep it positive. The energy we send out into the universe ultimately returns to its source. Stay in Karma’s good graces by doing your part to pay forward any and all good vibes that come your way.

Although the trees are shedding their leaves and growth is slowing down outside, it doesn’t mean your personal growth should be any less than it was during the summer months. You can find inspiration in the most unexpected places stoner Sagittarius. Whether you get that sudden spark while lighting one up with the crew, or while looking inward during a solo meditative smoke session, be mindful of when creativity is at its peak. If you harness this energy and focus it towards self improvement, you will surprise even yourself as to how much progress you can make towards your highest goals.

At work, the sacred herb and creative problem solving will go hand in hand. This doesn’t mean you should be burning all your buds while on the clock. Rather any time spent with the sacred herb will carry over the benefits to getting the job done in new and innovative ways. Use this forward momentum to advance your current skills or learn new ones. Getting cross trained in other aspects in the workplace, especially those not immediately related to your specific job description, will give you a competitive advantage and better opportunity for advancement.

While you should prepare yourself to grind hard when it comes to official work business, you can expect homelife to be a peaceful counterbalance. Kick off the shoes and pack a fresh bowl stoner Sagittarius, you’ve earned it! As long as you don’t try to make waves, the month should be mostly smooth sailing. If any conflicts do arise, you can resolve them quickly with a little blunt talking; that is, pass the peace pipe and share your thoughts. The problem will seem much smaller from a higher vantage point.

Don’t limit your creative endeavors and learning to the workplace. Spend time enjoying your hobbies, or finding new ones. Whether your favorite activity is cooking, exercising, hiking, or simply smoking some kind bud with those in your cannabis-crew, make the most of this prosperous time by doing what you love.

Pisces October 2018

Confidence stoner Pisces! This second month of fall isn’t one to be meek or mousy, but you aren’t a super hero either. Finding that inner balance between the victim and the champion will help you move forward during this fine month. Never forget that you aren’t alone on your voyage. Perhaps toke a moment with the song “With A Little Help From My Friends” by the Beatles to set the mood for a meditative smoke session. Partners in chronic will surely help this process, but remember that true strength comes from within.

It’s time, stoner Pisces; time to take on the lingering problems and obstacles that have stuck around from last month and beyond. You’re good enough. You’re smart enough. And you’re not alone in this struggle. You may find that friends always abound when there’s smoke around, but your closest cannabis companions will always be there for you.

The cosmic planetary alignment is currently giving a boost to your third eye. Thus you must trust your senses and instincts this month. But with these heightened senses, action must be accompanied. A lookout in a crow’s nest warns his fellow sailors of hazards ahead, so corrective action can be taken. Seeing an obstacle approaching doesn’t help if you don’t take the corrective action needed. A meditative journey with the sacred herb will help you further understand your position in the universe and broaden your already Jedi-like skills of perception.

Your personal sphere should be calm seas, smooth smoke, and will have a much easier flow than your work sphere. Be ready to join your cannabis companions when the opportunity arises, and let the good vibes wash over you.

Stoner Pisces self confidence can be aided by spiritual growth. You may wish to consider trying something new this month to assist in spiritual growth. Whether it is yoga, massage, or even a session in a float tank, try to build positive patterns early in the month and let the positive vibes stack throughout.

Libra October 2018

Stoner Libra, the stars have aligned to assist you on your journey this October! You’ll find opportunity to influence and impact society on this terrestrial plane we call home. However, you won’t find this impact wandering the plains searching for the right opportunity. The focus and direction must come from your own internal desires. Once you’ve surveyed and accepted that, the path you’ve chosen must become your singular focus to achieve desired results.

This isn’t a time for collaboration or leaning on your partners in chronic, stoner Libra. It’s time to give your cosmic space suit a once-over. You’ll want to ensure your stash box is filled to the brim and ready for some solo missions for a higher perspective. That’s not to say you need to keep your plans secret from mission control, but rather you need to understand that there’s no room for stowaways on your personal mission to a higher perspective.

Your work sphere will need some honing. Start by asking yourself, “What is most important to attack NOW?” Nobody wants a weak toke if there isn’t enough bud to spread around; you combine or restock. Similarly, spreading yourself too thin can result in overall weakness in October. To counter this, take direct and decisive action to the most pressing problems, which will also make the most of your cosmic support. As you surely know by now, if and when the stars align, it’s time to act.

Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Your personal sphere will require you to keep your chill, so things will remain cool. Over analyzing and worrying will only feed into paranoid anxious smoke clouds. Paranoia will obscure normal situations, transferring them into emotional obstacles. Stay frosty stoner Libra, and this will keep you from treading down a path of negativity.

Leo October 2018

Stoner Leo you can expect to make great progress towards achieving long standing and lofty goals this month. Although this is good news and should be an additional motivator for you to keep your grind strong, it comes with cautionary advice: Be steadfast, but do not be stubborn! Sometimes the stars have great plans for us, but this can mean destiny is not necessarily within our control. So, be flexible and remain confident. Do not be discouraged by the notion that the stars have bigger plans for you. As long as you put in the work and are ready for the adventure, you will be happy with the results.

Think of October like a well rolled joint. If done correctly, you’ll eventually achieve the desired effects at a steady and slow burning pace. Plant your seeds early in the month. If you do, you will watch seemingly tiny, unimpressive seeds transform into budding flowers. Just like you would attend to a garden, be sure to nurture your mind, body, and spirit so you can flourish and experience positive growth.

It is easy to enjoy the beauty of a flower in full bloom. But, it can be less exciting putting in the work during vegetative states. Don’t be afraid to get those hands dirty stoner Leo. It can be hard work to stay positive when the atmosphere feels stagnate. Progress comes in phases. Remain optimistic during the slower moments, and you will get to enjoy all of the positive fruits of your labor later in the month.

In the workplace, remember you do not have to take on every obstacle by yourself. This period is not the time to outshine or outperform coworkers. No one benefits from others looking bad. Collaboration will be the key to a successful work dynamic. Perhaps you could use a little help from the peace pipe packed with a bit of freshly ground sacred herb. Consult one another when big decisions need to be made. There is nothing wrong with the team taking time for a little herbal meditation when the stakes are especially high.

There are likely to be a few surprises on the homefront this month. They will be positive as long as you view them in a positive light. Just light one up and enjoy the ride stoner Leo. If you pay attention to your surroundings, the universe will reveal the path you are meant to follow; and rest assured it is positively enlightening.

Gemini October 2018

Stoner Gemini the highlights and excitement of October will be contrasted with serious work and decisions. Like a smoke circle with two bowls rotating opposite directions, your attention will be needed in many areas at the same time. The tricky nature of the cosmic support for this fall month will require some canna-creative thinking on your part. Do not try to solve all problems or jump all obstacles at the same time this month. This cosmic trap will lead backward fixing issues instead of forward building positive momentum.

Seek guidance from the sacred herb to ignite your creativity. It will be up to the stoner Gemini to initiate a newfound spark into the work engine to keep positive momentum. This does not necessarily mean you need to take action with productivity or ambition. Sometimes a simple, yet creative, addition to the workplace can transform the mundane into a passionate endeavor. This positive change could be as simple as a new morning yoga routine, team building lunch, or a brainstorming smoke session with teammates. Perhaps an herbal inspired idea will be the catalyst for positive momentum at work.

On a personal level, October may prove to be emotionally challenging for the stoner Gemini. It is best to take the high road when presented with any conflict. Seek no war and avoid drama with cannabis companions. Let the issues of others puff, puff, pass you by. Not all conflicts within the smoke circle need you to “throw down” your input.

October may require the attention of both twins for the stoner Gemini. At times you may feel like you are being pulled in many different directions. Breathe, inhale, and let it be. You can only take one hit at a time. Find herbal inspiration when dealing with overwhelming situations. Again, creative solutions could save your grass this month. Toke time to yourself, and look to your best buds for any needed stress relief.

Capricorn October 2018

Stoner Capricorn ….. You got this! While others are hunkering down for the cold weather of the fall season, you are still pushing to make the most of the shrinking days of sunlight. Trust in yourself stoner Capricorn. Trust you will have the juju to make it through even the most hazy weather. Enjoy the sacred herb when you can, there should be plenty of opportunity to do so. But be ready to grind hard when the smoke clouds clear.

Trust your instincts! You’re in the zone, and your positivity is sure to be passed around in your smoke circle. Your chakras are aligned and the stars have your back. Be confident in your assessments of what each situation requires of you. As long as you are willing to put in the work, you will continue to see positive returns on your investment. Just be sure to make time for those much needed meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Although you may feel like you are on cloud nine, it will take a little bit of herbal inspiration to keep those spirits high.

When it comes to the work sphere, stick to the plan stoner Capricorn. You have spent the summer months preparing for the down times, but in reality there is nothing slower about the fall season. All energy should be spent on solving anticipated problems, not dwelling on them. As long as you implement your efforts into creating solutions, you will be able to make it back to the intended path of prosperity.

While the best advice is to trust your gut response, be sure you give each situation thorough consideration. Confidence is key, stoner Capricorn, but arrogance could be your downfall when it comes to cannabis companions. Remember to stay humble, but keep that sticky green at the ready. It will help you stay grounded. It’s okay to keep our head in the clouds; it’s how we keep our dreams alive. But you will go further if you remain steadfast and focused on the journey ahead.

Cancer October 2018

From last month’s endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They’ve slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have potential for great change and impact. Will you find a new direction, a new outlook, a new goal? How you play your hand is as always up to you, the crafty stoner crab.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere is expected to change this month. It does not matter if you planned for these changes. Toking a moment for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb can widen your cone of perception. Find ways to be yourself within the confines of the terrestrial plain. Be the agile crab zigzagging up the best path on the wave-whipped rocky shores of life. Opportunities will present themselves, and some will be more tempting than others. Ensure you truly know what you’re landing on before you jump. Being washed back out with the cold pull of the tide, and losing progress isn’t something anyone enjoys. Be cognizant of time, passion, and people needed for larger opportunities. Be confident! You can do this, stoner Cancer. Recall back to your first toke if you will. As with all things, it tokes practice to make the master.

Expect a rush in the personal sphere, and perhaps fetch a pail. Despite the negative connotation of, “When it rains it pours,” you’ll like this rain. For the single Cancers, be sure to set out your pots and pans. In October you will find the possibility of new cannabis companions that could light the fuse that blasts open your new path.

Don your thinking cap this month, stoner Cancer. Fly high above the terrestrial plain with cannabis infused rocket fuel. This broader perspective will help you navigate your path in October.