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Virgo Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Freedom! The first summer month will bring a cosmic lubricant to any stoner Virgos stuck in the grind of life. Romance, business, all spheres will be affected by this cosmic blessing. Put on your cannabis club kicks; your dance card with the sacred herb is wide open. Any, and all, strains can be considered during your terrestrial travels during June.

Freedom is an interesting concept stoner Virgo. The universe is not blessing you with the ability to do what you want, when you want, with whomever you want. This freedom is more tied to an outcome of result. With a well mapped plan, and solid decision making, nothing is standing in your way for any desired outcome. Toke time on many occasions during this period to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. Focus on the actions required to arrive at a desired location. Universal influences will assist you in all tasks and activities toward that goal; but a cannabis inspired outline will be necessary to write the final chapter.

Be forewarned stoner Virgo: Freedom for fellow terrestrial astronauts must be respected. All universal support will flip to negative headwinds if your travels take advantage or suppress the freedom of others. Puff puff pass on manipulation stoner Virgo. Consult with your cannabis companions if an ethical dilemma may arise. Their herbal inspired wisdom could help navigate moral pitfalls.

Bowls are best shared together in June. Celebrate freedom with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Inspiration, assistance, and joy is sure to come from smokey summer adventures with your best buds. For single Virgos, these adventurous excursions may lead to cannabis companion prospects. For partnered Virgos these terrestrial treks will reinvigorate the engines of love. No matter your relationship status, June is sure to be a period of enlightenment and smoke circle expansion.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Taurus smoke up, settle down, and be sure to bring plenty of munchies. June is going to be one wild ride; kind of like an encounter with a potent edible. Be aware the journey will be positive overall, but side effects may include wild swings of confidence and emotion. Know that regardless of whether the majority of the experience is positive, or at times less pleasant, the ride will eventually come to an end. The best advice for navigating your way through these smoky times is to seek allyship. Canna-buddies and smoke circle acquaintances will be the secret ingredient to ensure this month gets baked properly. You know the one: That bud loving buddy who is there to remind you everything is going to be ok. The friend who is able to tell you when needed, “You just trippin.”

Strict focus on the tasks at hand will be required to make it through this unstable cosmic period. Take time early in the month for a meditative smoke session. Cloud up the air and clear your mind. A balanced hybrid will be the best sacred selection to keep your aspirations high, and your mental game grounded. Seek strains low in THC and higher in CBD. The ideal balance will be struck when you find the sacred herb that helps you medicate without feeling like you’re sky high.

I usually avoid strict and overly direct advice, but be forewarned stoner Taurus: This month is not the time to take risky chances in business, or to be reckless with your finances. Any and all investments should have a clear short term payoff, and debt should be avoided. The goal is to be able to pay it forward, not getting stuck having to pay it back.

In the sphere of love, act with conviction. While you should move carefully when making financial decisions, be prepared to go all-in without equivocation when it comes to matters of the heart. This applies to both the single and synced up stoner Taurus. Be sincere and succinct in your conduct toward current and future cannabis companions.

All in all this may not sound like an overtly positive month, but it is. Or, rather it can be if you make it stoner Taurus. Creativity and artistic endeavors will rise above the frantic fray during this time. It will be those moments in between hard work and smoke circle socializing that you will be able to dive into that passion project you’ve been putting off. While this season might be marred by uncertain swings, your soul and spirit will soar from your creative achievements.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Scorpio last month self motivation was a key ingredient to success and progress. In June you may find yourself floating with the universal river current to your desired destination. Toke time to chill early this month. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Powerful cosmic currents will propel your terrestrial travels.

The last time period also focused on the work sphere. This month the tasks and obstacles of work will melt away to the background as personal ambitions and interests rise to the forefront. A deep solo smoke session with the sacred herb may help this transfer of power. You will go from a rigorous self motivated hike in May to a relaxed river float in June. Seek balance early in the month with the sacred herb as your third eye focus readjusts. Regaining balance amid changing cosmic conditions will be key. There will be challenges and obstacles early as the personal sphere comes into focus.

Keep calm and puff on stoner Scorpio. These personal obstacles and conflicts may seem sharp and dangerous at first glance, but success and progress will be found once they are addressed. Simply addressing the familial obstacles and cannabis companion conundrums will be all that is required. Perhaps simply your intelligent charm will be the only necessary tool for conflict resolution.

Once you have gained your balance in June two things must come into focus. First, seek allyship and smoke circle expansion. You’ve been working so hard, it’s time to smoke out your funtime ganja gang. Second, utilize a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to turn your third eye gaze inward. Focus on health, both mental and physical. These two things often are intertwined. The self motivation to tackle tasks last month must be utilized internally this month. I’ll leave you with this riddle: What comes first, the cardio workout or the genuine smile?

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Let’s get ready to stumble stoner Sagittarius! A phrase like topsy-turvy is nonsensical with no succinct definition, but we all know what it means. The month of June will bring this jumbled colloquial phrase to bare for the stoner Sagittarius. It describes perfectly the unstable ground you can expect to navigate during this time. While you can expect a rocky road, don’t dismay, this does not mean you are fated to failure. It will take concerted effort on your part, but more stable footing is achievable.

The first month of summer will bring all the ingredients that make this human condition so great. There will be sweet and certainly sour. Hardships, setbacks, and hard won success. The secret to surviving the series of unpredictable events ahead will be a strong strive for balance and a solid regiment of self care. A strict diet of hybrid strains of the sacred herb is recommended. The mellow Indica side of cannabis can help you remain centered when circumstances threaten to shake your core. The inspiring and invigorating influences from the Sativa side will raise your spirits, and soothe the soul so you are ready to take on the next challenge.

While the sacred herb can aid in achieving spiritual equilibrium, it should not solely be relied on as a magical cure-all. Exercise. Meditate. Sleep. Repeat as needed. As long as you invest the time and resources nurturing the needs of the body and mind, you will be ready to address whatever obstacles arise; and advance towards more peaceful pastures.

In this chaotic cosmic environment, following your guttural instinct is what you need to progress. This doesn’t mean every idea is a good one. Rather, you should solve problems and move on. Sitting too long on decisions could be like swimming in quicksand; if you dwell too long contemplating your next move, you will run out of time to put the plan into action.

Remember stoner Sag, karma works like a rubber band on a cosmic scale. Often the way you treat people snaps back to affect you as well. Be mindful of how you interact and treat fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in June. Deception and manipulation are hard nos. Spend your time sharing kind words and kind bud, not ill will. Puff, puff, pass that fresh packed bowl and positivity, instead of harshing on other’s good vibes. To keep it simple is best: Treat others with the same level of care you practice for yourself, and all will be lifted to higher levels of happiness.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Pisces you will handle business in June! At first, you may feel like kicking back, lighting one up, and turning on the cruise control. While the prospect of coasting through the summer months might sound enticing, where’s the fun in that? The month of June should bring a stable period for love and romance. Whether you are in the mood to stay inside with your favorite Indica strain and munchies, or you are inspired to snag your stoney snacks and set out into the great unknown with a sweet sativa, find your own special smoke spot stoner Pisces, and bask in your bliss.

Cosmic support won’t allow any grand tragedy or triumphs in the love sphere; so while unnecessary risk taking is not advisable, be confident in the choices you pursue. You may pass on particular romantic opportunities because you are focusing on your business or side hustle. And, that’s okay. Before you can help others grow, you must make sure your own roots are planted in firm soil. There will be more opportunities in coming times, and new and unexpected cannabis companions may surprise you. The setting of social smoke sessions will introduce new stoney friends, and will deepen existing bonds with your current cannabis cohorts.

Stoner Pisces you can take a less aggressive approach in the financial realm. While you should avoid being reckless this month, you will feel less stress about your monetary green, and spend more time relaxing while roasting your recreational greens. It’s not quite that you won the lottery stoner Pisces, but let’s just say you’ve pulled a pretty solid Monopoly card. As Chance has it, you should be expecting some unexpected winnings. Do not count these bountiful blessings when planning your regular finances, but be on the lookout for those extra frosty nuggets of good fortune.

You may expect a fairly easy going time in the work and financial realms, but now is a good time for investment. This means different things for different stoner Pisces, but there will be cosmic support for investment itself. Perhaps that cannabis inspired great idea may become a new revenue stream. Perhaps you inspire a fellow cannabis companion to pursue their next grand endeavor. What is certain is networking will procure new allies to help you with the conundrums of life, the universe, and everything. So, be sure to pack a bowl for two. A bowl shared and pleasant conversation will lead to the ah-ha moment you need to progress.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Libra the first summer month will bring a warm cosmic breeze to the sphere of love. With the sacred herb as your internal guide, all stoner Libras will bask under these warm cosmic rays.

As you know better than any star sign, the world is in a constant flux of the karmic balancing of universal scales. These cosmic winds and currents are beyond our understanding, and difficult to manipulate. However, there are times when the planets align, that we may tip the scales in our own favor. The first summer month may be this opportunity for the stoner Libra.

Work issues will be solved easily as the machinations of the workplace melt away into cosmic background noise. Show up on time, make the necessary decisions, lead your team, and everything will work out at work. This may be more challenging than it would appear as your third eye gaze will be tuned into the personal sphere. So diligence, mindfulness, and attention will be required in the workplace. Puff puff pass on the corporate dash. Utilize the patience of the sacred herb to avoid hurried decisions. Allow a natural culmination of events and flow of information during corporate travels; so as they will not impact the beauty of the personal sphere.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb. A deep and rich Indica strain should do nicely. This solo medicated meditative smoke session will be an exploration into yourself. True internal ‘want’ and ‘desire’ will be the subject of this sacred herbal probe. Whether you are a single stoner Libra, or in a partnership, this task could make all the difference for the June time period.

Turning the third eye gaze inward, to contemplate and discover what personal end you truly desire, will be a liberating smoke session. With this newfound confidence in self and direction, get out among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Do not stop to count all the smoke circles you encounter, just be sure to join them all!

Leo Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Leo can you feel it? The sun continues to shine down on the leader of the pack. As the cosmic breeze warms around you, know you too are heading into a hot streak. With positive solar winds at your back, you will move smoothly and steadily toward success in June. Do not be fooled however; while you have a prevailing force behind you, it is ultimately up to you to maintain forward momentum. It will be up to you to avoid couch lock. Seek timing on when you can chill out and pack a bowl, and when it is time to put down the pipe and get back to the grind.

Stick with those sweet, sticky Sativas during your journey through June. Often times the stoner Leo impacts the world through straightforward means. In contrast, this month creativity and perseverance will be necessary tools as you assume a supportive role with your cannabis companions. For the usually headstrong stoner Leo, this will be a difficult balance to achieve. You do not want to be a mooch and simply coast on your best buds’ successes, but it will also take effort not to push people out of the way and just do it yourself. The middle path will be the best. Be confident in your supporting role: As their partner-in-chronic you simply need to be there to help lift them up when they fall down, and spark up a fat one when it’s time chill out.

Be prepared stoner Leo, you will likely experience some hazy moments of moral conundrums this month. When the mind gets clouded, take time to clear the air before you move forward. Please remember dear stoner Lion: You cannot exact retribution and justice upon the pride. Trust that these karmic things will take care of themselves. Too much force is certain to create further chaos and confusion. So keep the peace pipe packed with the calming sacred herb to help follow a more gentle, ganja filled path.

Work and recreation must be kept separate this month. In your time on the clock, stay firm in your efforts. Then find time later to stoke the flames of passionate endeavors. As long as you remain resolute, you will achieve lion sized results every time. Which means when it is time to rest you will be able to do so worry free. This summer you will find a cosmic sweet spot for both romantic and platonic bonds. You may not be the leader of the pack this month, but love strong and smoke on, stoner Leo! Your pride is your team.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Gemini the lazy, hazy days of spring are slipping away. The summer days ahead welcome you with the promise of strange energetic times. This period will be dynamic in all aspects of your life. Unique opportunities and summer adventure await; some of which may be outside of your typical routine. Don’t fret my lovely twin, broadening your comfort zone will be vital in the days ahead.

Start the month off with a clear, sharp mind. Ground yourself, and find your center balance early in June. Locate a sacred strain with high CBD and low THC to keep the mind clear, and reinvigorate the body and spirit.

Cosmic influence this month is not negative or positive in nature, but dangerous. Situations, decisions, and actions will be impactful for the stoner Gemini. Toke a moment often this month to contemplate where the chain of dominoes lead before you knock down the first one. The mindful stoner Gemini has the tools needed to properly navigate the trials ahead.

Regarding the personal sphere, it’s essential you address issues immediately. Squash the beef now so you don’t run into the bull later. Do not meet anger with anger; instead honestly assess the situation to see if you fuel the flames that now threaten to burn. As quickly as an ember can spread across a bowl, a humble moment of reflection can help snuff it out.

The work sphere will be swirling between calm and turbulent machinations throughout the month. Sometimes all we need is a little weed to release the pressure of the economic grind. So ensure your flight box is prepped for launch, and mentally steel yourself for critical deadlines.

Believe in yourself stoner Gemini. Find confidence boosting exercises to add to the daily routine in June. Remember that self criticism is self harm. It’s natural to have empathy and an open heart for others, but it’s important to give yourself the same benefit.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Capricorn the sun is out, and your camera should be too! Ahead of you are many long, hazy days you must fill with lasting happy memories. Your adventures will know no limit, other than what you are able to imagine and execute. Think big and dig in. The world is your garden this month. Sow kindness and positivity early in the season. What grows will nurture and sustain you, and your cannabis companions, far through the summer months. Whether you like to plan your endo-excursions in advance, or light one up and let the mystery unfold as you go, stay active and stay outdoors. The summer should be spent sharing bowls of good greens with your best buds trekking through the great unknown discovering new smoke spots.

Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: This month gets off to a rocky start in the business sphere, and familial relations may encounter similar strife. Do not hold back or put off resolving these issues in real time. This may mean you put in extra effort to keep the emails and the to-dos from piling up. The work realm in June will likely bring new business endeavors, and possibly new business partners. Set specific times to meet early with your economic cohorts to make sure everyone is on the same level. While visions of how best to pursue passion projects will be different, all efforts will likely lead to a positive culmination. Differing opinions may seem annoying and problematic at first, but diversity will be beneficial in the long run. In the end you will have more tools in the chest to tackle a greater variety of problems.

Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate this truism: Communication is a two way street. While there will be tensions early on, how long they last will be up to you. Listening and hearing is just as important as speaking and explaining. A good way to establish a give-and-take balance is by invoking the puff, puff, pass approach. Communing with cannabis creates a situation where all parties will have specific time to toke, and also time to talk.

Single and coupled stoner Capricorns are all but guaranteed passionate moments in the first summer month. Just don’t let the blissful haze of a hot heart obscure responsible decision making. Empathy and sincere emotion are wonderful attributes, but you want to be certain of your feelings before making any substantial commitments. Whether by yourself, or with your future cannabis companion, take time to meditate with the sacred herb before you take the leap. Think on it and toke on it, stoner Capricorn, and then you can trust wherever your heart may take you.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Cancer the planets have shifted past their bright and energetic phase of influence, and now the celestial climb has changed to freedom! This new planetary alignment will assist in freedom of movement. Progressive anchors will be lifted, and you will be free to move toward internal desires and destinations. Toke a moment with a Sativa hybrid to consider what would bring you joy to your life. Dive deep with this meditative smoke session. Do not focus on the now, but the long term. When your destination becomes visible on the horizon, focus on the path and push ahead.

No nets of life can contain the agile, troubleshooting ways of the self motivated stoner Cancer. This period is best traversed by eager Cancers that are self motivated. After your true internal direction is attained, leave the deep meditative dives behind. While walking the path, internal contemplative soul searches will only lead to more questions, and obscure your grand vision on the horizon. Keep your smoker’s travel kit packed with airy Sativa strains of the sacred herb. Remain focused and motivated progressing toward your desired reality.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere may feel like rowing up a sand dune in a paddle boat, staring at the same palm tree in the distance wondering, “Why?” Remain steadfast and keep your third eye gaze on the prized oasis ahead, and don’t question management’s bizarre methods. Instead use these moments to check everything over in detail. Be sure to dot your I’s and cross your T’s. It should all make sense in time.

June’s terrestrial travels will require some attention to your smoke circle. This could also mean finding new canna-buddies. Don’t shy away from opportunities to find budding friendships! Understanding that we’re all in this journey together, and leaning on one another for assistance or advice in times of need, will be crucial to overcoming the obstacles of the first summer month.

A final kernel of wisdom my dear stoner Cancer: Any monetary assets gained in this span could be put to better use in future periods. It is suggested to save now for a more fruitful harvest ahead.