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Virgo Stoner Horoscope December

As 2019 comes to a close, there is more than retrospective meditation required for the stoner Virgo.  The final month of the year will offer support and opportunity for investment in self. No, my introspective Virgin, the cosmic investment opportunity in December won’t necessarily have monetary gain, or deep mental progression at its core.  It will be the core of your cosmic spacesuit that could benefit most.

It’s time for an action plan stoner Virgo.  The hustle and bustle of terrestrial life has worn your spacesuit down.  Checking vital signs, and testing operational functionality of your spacesuit has always fallen down on your multitasking to-do list.  Not in December! Toke deep stoner Virgo and inhale the sacred herb: The to-do list and your ambitious projects will always be present.  At some point you must include relaxation and physical health in your busy plans.  

Early in the month, take a break from the economic grind to chop up some good green.  Burn a sacred bowl for the soul. Dive deep into self, and seek clarity as to your primary directives.  Somewhere in this logical drive, there must be care instructions for your Earthly personal shell. The current planetary alignment gives broad support to health and wellness in December.

Perhaps your contemplation with cannabis will shine a light on the needs of your cosmic spacesuit.  We aren’t strictly speaking about anaerobic exercise, but everybody does need it. Perhaps your personal wellness plan includes less screen time with your technological master.  Maybe that long overdue doctor’s appointment finally gets fulfilled. Some might finally take that Zumba, Jujitsu, or yoga class that keeps dropping on the to-do list. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep within yourself, and discover your needed to-do list of physical diagnostics.

Love thyself stoner Virgo.  Invest energy, care, and concern for yourself.  The diagnostic work put into the cosmic spacesuit in December will have long lasting rewards, and also establish wonderful habits moving into the new year.  Cheers.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Taurus December will unfold with an unexpected velocity.  This fast paced cosmic anomaly will throw you and your canna-crew into turmoil.  Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety stoner Taurus. You can handle this cosmic fastball.  But more importantly, the hectic nature of December will bring an opportunity to lead your smoke circle to safety.

Know thyself stoner Taurus.  Your sacred herbal prescription for December completely depends on you, and the situation you find yourself in.  Nothing can stop the speed of issues and opportunities coming your way in the first Winter month. Stock up and create a cannabis tool box.  Make sure to have the optimal strains for the right situation. There will be times a Sativa strain is required to ride the fast paced wave of universal influence.  Hang ten dude! There will be situations where you must slow yourself down with a kushy Indica strain to combat hyper burnout. Chill out man! Sacred hybrid strains, and even high CBD strains will also find their place in your cannabis battle plan:  Health, harmony, and balance.

Many fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be in the same speed boat with you this month.  It is not advised to take a direct leadership role within the frantic smoke circle. You should focus on self, and lead by example.  When others may be swept away by a strong cosmic gale, you must stand strong and firm in the face of brisk wind. The strong Taurus Bull standing firm will be a beacon of hope for frazzled friends.

The subtle key to this tepid time period will be knowledge and confidence in self stoner Taurus.  Seek out situations at work, and in your personal life, that lean into your best attributes. A personal caring touch will help you maintain engagement within the storm, and it could lead to direct advancement in multiple phases of life.  By the end of this hurried month you will earn experience under intense cosmic pressure.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Scorpio December will be a month of discovery.  There will be no investigation or cosmic journey required for this discovery.  Sometimes knowledge and progression come through no insight or process. Hence, buckle up tight, twist the joint just right, and enjoy the ride.

Jack Herer once said of his discovery of cannabis, “Pot changed my life.  I began to hear my own words back to me as judgments. I put on earphones and heard music in color for the first time.”  Often the largest shifts in consciousness come as an accident and without warning. My stoner Scorpion you must be prepared for grand realizations, and a shift in perspective this month.  The current planetary alignment could shake the known terrestrial plane as you see it. But breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and know that everything will be alright. There is no particular cannabis strain prescription for December.  However, you must toke time during the busy holiday season to contemplate with the sacred herb in quiet moments of introspection. When these universal truths hit you, you must give them adequate respect and thought. The risk of December is to run yourself ragged without personal time to reflect.  The cosmic knowledge bombs could come and go without you taking possession of the progressional depth of understanding.

There will be challenges and obstacles in the personal and work sphere this month.  At work, new directives may arise without warning increasing your responsibility. You got this stoner Scorpio.  Use the sacred herb as your confident copilot. You are up to the challenge! Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for perspective shifting analysis and confidence in self.  

Challenges and obstacles within the personal sphere will be more internal than physical.  Burying valid emotions is not the best path forward. However, unleashing an emotional carpet bombing campaign on cannabis companions, and smoke circle acquaintances, is not the right option either.  Burn a bowl instead of bridges. Seek clarity with internal feelings and find the best way to manifest them through valid communication. The longer you keep valid emotions bottled up, the more explosive pressure will build within.  Three steps to remember in December stoner Scorpio: Validate, Contemplate, Communicate.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Sagittarius universal appreciation comes through positive cosmic winds in December.  What a wonderful way to end 2019, right? However, the welcome news of universal positive influence comes with requirements.

How do you receive blessings if you don’t know what you want?  Now is the time to dive deep with your inner self to contemplate, discover, and align your true desires.  Instead of one smoke session with the sacred herb, build a practice of medicated meditation throughout the month.  Puff puff pass on the stresses of the terrestrial plane. Allow yourself to escape the cluttered noise of the world.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to align your internal desires with your outward terrestrial travels. The current planetary alignment allows blessings from the universe, but only if you know what you want.

There is another requirement from the universe to receive these cosmic blessings of December:  You have to socialize stoner Sag. How can you receive blessings and good tidings from fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts if you aren’t participating in the cosmic mission?  Chop it up with your canna-crew, and combust the sacred herb together in celebration of this wonderful cosmic mission we call life. If the sacred herb brings paranoid feelings within the smoke circle, simply switch to a high CBD strain to participate within the group while the anxiety of social settings washes away.

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius:  Positivity within the smoke circle can be undone without a selfish third eye.  Yes, selfishness is required as you mingle among the stoner family. The sacred prescription to get out and enjoy the smoke circle should only be filled if personal positivity is at the heart of the socializing.  Use your herbally enhanced third eye gaze to sift out toxic situations. Perhaps you will find the true blessing of December will be turning those peripheral smoke circle acquaintances into new cannabis companions.  Companionship is the best gift of life.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Pisces looking back on the year, there were plenty of highs, and perhaps more lows than you would have liked.  If you are honest with yourself my lovely Fish, maybe you can’t seem to shake the feeling of stagnation. Not a loss, but maybe not the progress you hoped to see. Do not dismay; sometimes seeds take longer to sprout, and others even longer to blossom.  Use this moment as an opportunity to prepare yourself for the time when you will finally see your garden in full bloom.

You’ve been working hard stoner Pisces, so don’t get down on yourself.  You’re hustle has not been the problem, as you can be confident you have been grinding day in and day out.  But, when it comes to work, you may find yourself wondering if your wandering on the right path. Toke time meditating and evaluating if where you are is where you want to be.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for analysis, not as an escape. Sometimes you need to rise above, and shift the vantage point, in order to see the bigger picture. 

From the ten thousand foot view, you may discover it’s time to mix it up.  This doesn’t mean you should up and quit your job! Before you make a move, make a plan.  After some meditation with the insight inspiring sacred herb, you may discover you have found your calling in your current job.  It may actually be something you would be happy doing for the rest of your working days. Don’t be afraid to ask a trusted cannabis confidante for advice.  Or, if you are looking to get to the next level in your job, ask a higher up to be your mentor. You can expect support from the cosmos this month, giving a push to your positive plan.  With helping hands from your best buds, and blessings from the stars, you have all the tools you need to soar to greater occupational heights.

Both partnered and single stoner Pisces are likely to experience revelations regarding their relationships.  This means deepening platonic bonds, and perhaps taking the relationship to the next level. But, even then, there is no harm in taking a little time, or needing space for yourself.  Toke time for solo smoke sessions and ‘doing you’. Whether it’s burning a bowl, or spending time working on a passion project, a healthy balance of socializing, and seeking solace in solitary activities, will be crucial to maintaining a peaceful equilibrium and upward momentum.

Libra Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Libra there will be showers of positivity in December.  This kind cosmic influence will not be overt or obvious. In order to fully receive the rewards from the positive planetary positioning, the stoner Libra must engage clear third eye vision.  In order to spot opportunity, you must first be attentive and open to receiving it. Combust the Sativa strain of the sacred herb in moments you feel run down or blurry eyed. Clarity and focus derived from these sacred strains will help keep the third eye engaged to interpret positive road signs on the journey of life in December.

Stoner Libra, all this positive momentum cannot go to waste!  Toke a moment for a solo medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb.  Let’s call this an introspective mission of discovery. There is an idea or a passion you’ve been contemplating, but holding back.  Now is the time to dig up this grand scheme, and turn this proposition into a plan. The stars have aligned to bring a little sprinkle of cosmic positivity to this passion project carefully kept safe deep within yourself.  Be careful stoner Libra. Slow your roll. Do not risk it all on this great idea. Grow slow. Develop the plan, and unveil this side hustle without negative impact on the hustle that pays the bills.

What a year stoner Libra.  Who knew a constant search for balance included so many ups and downs?  I have a specific task for you this month: After the 27th, embark on an internal deep dive with the sacred herb to contemplate the year that has passed.  Make sure this end of year medicated meditation is without electronics and the busy bee tools of life. Utilize a deep Indica strain of the sacred herb for a relaxed chill contemplative journey into the past and future.  Toke time to appreciate the journey of 2019, and look forward to the adventure of 2020. This is a cleansing moment stoner Libra. A deep contemplative look at the year that has passed will clean the slate, and open all the positive possibilities for the year ahead.

Leo Stoner Horoscope December

Beaming from cosmos, the stoner Leo will be granted great third eye vision in December.   This enhanced third eye vision will not give you psychic clairvoyance, but cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will be deciphered under a new light.  This keen cosmic blessing will assist the stoner Leo in assessing their place within the work sphere and the smoke circle.

Sour Diesel is the perfect strain of the sacred herb to enhance and connect with the new cosmic perspective placed on the Leo’s third eye vision.  The new optical perspective will require focus and clarity. Combust the sacred herb, fly high above the terrestrial plane, and seek clarity from this enhanced viewpoint.  Do not forget to view yourself, and your place among the smoke circle during these vision quests.

Warning stoner Leo:  Cosmic construction zone ahead.  This new third eye vision could cause a strain on relationships.  Perhaps issues or traits of cannabis companions, ignored or unseen, will now come into focus.  This new vision won’t be dramatic, but the world will be viewed with a new filter that could affect all spheres.  Toke time to contemplate with the sacred herb: This new perspective and vision must be tempered with kindness and understanding.  A thoughtful approach to new information should come before consequential reactions. This temperment of temper could save heartache with cannabis companions and guilty frustration in the workplace.

Stress is a consistent factor in life.  But the second half of December could see a release of pressure.  This pause in tense moments creates a wonderful opportunity for a medicated meditative smoke session to celebrate and commemorate the triumphs of 2019.  Near the end of the month, sink deep into this meditative exercise. The natural flow of herbally enhanced reflection will lead to inclinations of future forecasts.  Ending the year with clarity of third eye vision will be the perfect catalyst to launch into a new year with a fresh attitude and directive. Always one step ahead, the stoner Lion leads the pack!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope December

As the old saying goes, “We get by with a little help from our friends.”  This month stoner Gemini, you are going to be that friend. Whether you are the friend with the kind bud, or kind words, you will be the helping hand of the cannabis crew this December.  Look back to where you started the year to where you are now. Your growth and progress is undeniable, and it is no wonder others will want to know your secret.  

While you will not have a magic wand to wave away their problems, you will be able to help many see through the smoke and mirrors.  Your advice will be sought, and in most cases set into motion. But, the truth is your big secret to success has been your unstoppable persistence.  You have not turned away from challenges, but have faced each obstacle full on. This determination is how you’ve been able to rise above, and will be the driving force in helping others do the same.  And of course, there will be plenty of opportunity to pass the pipe, and match bowls, while sharing in the trials and triumphs of your partners in chronic. 

Although you will be playing the role of ganja guru this holiday season, don’t think you have to do everything by yourself stoner Gemini.  This is especially relevant in the workplace where you should prepare for substantial challenges in the first weeks of the month. Don’t be discouraged.  While you may be facing an uphill climb, please know, you will not have to go at it alone. Your peers are willing, and more than capable, in assisting with the tough stuff; but only if you speak up.  Not every task will necessarily be a group project, but frequent brainstorming sessions will help establish game plans, and get everyone grooving to the same beat. There is one cautionary word stoner Gemini:  Whether or not you are employed in the cannabis industry, it is advised you keep work a smoke free zone. There will be plenty of time to light one up when off the clock. The demands of the job will best be met with a clear and focused mind.  And, if you’re skeptical, you can rest easy knowing the reward of roasting a fresh green bowl will be made all the sweeter after a long day’s work. 

Stoner Gemini you definitely don’t need others in order to smoke a bowl, but sharing is caring.  Be mindful of this as you say goodbye to 2019 and welcome in the new year, and the next chapter of your stoney adventure.  Remember you are in a unique position to help, so keep a keen third eye gaze for that cannabis companion, or a family member, who looks like they might be feeling a little low.  You may be just the friend with weed that they need, indeed.


Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Capricorn December will be a challenging period.  But during this phase, you will be the one performing the exacting actions.  Stand tall my sturdy Sea Goat, this month you will bring the fight to those that oppose you.

Whether you are standing against injustice, confronting a nemesis, or breaking imposing societal restraints, there will be numerous loaded bowls of opportunity to smoke your foes.  But before you get your hyper confrontational stoner hard hat fitted for battle, toke a moment to contemplate the essence of the battles you wage. There will be cosmic support in December for confronting unjust obstacles and foes that have wronged your progressive path to a higher plane.  This universal sword and shield however, could disappear in moments of wrong-headed hypocritical tactics. Meditate with the sacred herb to gain clarity on the issue at hand. Seek a higher perspective to analyze and confirm the karmatic justice of the situation. This moment of pause for herbal discernment will protect you from further harm, and strengthen your position.

This impetus to confront wrongs could be most necessary and yet dangerous within the personal sphere.  Let’s back off the sword and shield analogy to understand confrontation can also be a bridge built with kindness.  As you meditate with the sacred herb to reach a higher perspective, view with your third eye how a hug can impact a struggle just as effectively as a sword.  The word confrontation can easily be replaced by the word communication. Airing grievances with a shared bowl will have longer positive impacts than dousing the situation in flames.  There will be times a flame thrower will only be needed to light a bowl for two. 

Remember stoner Capricorn, not every obstacle or confrontation should be approached in the same manner.  There are numerous ways to consume the sacred herb. There are equally numerous ways to confront a perceived oppressor or situation.  Always operate with kindness at heart.

Aries Stoner Horoscope December

What a long strange trip it’s been stoner Aries.  2019 has been a year of tests, trials, and triumphs.  You may feel like an exhaustive race is near the end with the finish line in sight.  Breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and see with your third eye vision that the race is far from over.  Perhaps December should be viewed as the beginning of a new race, and all that work and effort in the past was merely preparation. Ah yes, isn’t that just the way our cosmic simulation is set-up:  A constant realization of catch 22 or circular logic.

Before you put your jogging shoes back on, know that the work sphere may be more calm than previous periods.  Obstacles and obstructions will fall with ease. But instead of sitting back to recognize your accomplishments with generous self adulatory pats on the back, use these calm cosmic moments to work on your expertise within your field.  Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate how you can grow in your position under your own momentum.  

It is within the personal sphere where the hard work lies in December.  And similar to the work sphere, tasks must be performed with self motivated impetus.  Matters of love and smoke circle relationships have presented many challenges this year.  No matter your relationship status, this truth for all stoner Aries must be analyzed and contemplated.  This may be contrary to your happy-go-lucky direct in-the-moment tact, but progress requires internal growth stoner Aries.  This change-up of ingrained traits will be most effective with a change-up of herbal assistance. Two stash jars will be required in December; one with a dank Indica strain, and the other with an airy Sativa.  Find moments to steal away on a cold night with a blanket for warmth, and a bowl of Indica for deep contemplation. Seek internal truth and understanding on your personal actions, and your personal desires. Have those two things matched in your quest for companionship this year?  Switch to the stoney stash of Sativa for public moments with the smoke circle. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to enact the plan stemming from the contemplated merger of want and desire.

It could be, all that was missing this year was contemplative thought with yourself to align your path with internal direction.  Wow, imagine how much love you can share and receive with your traditional happy-go-lucky traits once you’ve found the correct course.