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Libra Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Libra although April is likely to bring heavy rain, one thing you can expect for sure, is a downpour of positivity. Just like the humidity, your energy and confidence will be high. While others are searching for their umbrellas, you will be unpacking your rain boots, and getting ready to make a splash. Just like every successful garden requires the collaboration of the sun and the water to flourish, the success of each stoner Libra will be the result of multiple forces working in concert. Trust in, but do not rely exclusively on those in your smoke circle for support. While they may guide you in the right direction, remember you are ultimately responsible for your final destination.

Now is the time to work toward reaching a higher level stoner Libra. Especially in the workplace. Whether you are seeking that promotion at work, or your entrepreneurial eyes have a new goals in mind, the current planetary alignment will support even the grandest of your aspirations. As long as you are able to stay on your grind, and put in the effort necessary, you are certain to elevate your situation. While the sky will be the limit this month, it will be up to you to keep yourself grounded. Whether it is a solo smoke session, or time spent rolling one up with canna-buddies, remember to stay true to your roots. Sometimes the best way to clear the air is by creating a little smoke.

Stoner Libra growth and progress does not happen without important decisions. Use the input of those around you for business decisions, giving additional weight to your most special partners-in-chronic. Make the most important decisions together. While you will encounter many who are ready to burn one down when the times are good; keep close those who are always ready to roll. These are the peeps who will be there even when the stash runs out.

Single stoner Libras can expect the greatest showering of blessings! Be assured the rains of positivity will affect the area of love the most. But, regardless of your relationship status, others will notice a special skip in your step. Just remember love is not a buffet. If there is a delightful, stoney snack you prefer over another, then stick with it. Do not fill your plate for the simple sake of variety.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Spring is upon us stoner Gemini. This means we are entering into a period where you will have plenty of time to roll one up, burn one down, and just chill out! April cosmic influences will usher in an era of contentment for the stoner Gemini. Investment early in the month to align the chakras and awaken the third eye will have immeasurable benefits lasting through the rest of the month. So find your zen, and you will have positive momentum as we move towards the long days of summer.

For your herbal inspiration this month, you should seek out a sweet and succulent hybrid strain of the sacred herb. The Sativa influences will keep you motivated and moving in a positive direction, while the mellowing properties of the Indicas will keep you grounded and focused on keeping your spirits lifted. Finding the right cannabis strain can mean the difference between chaotic thought and cerebral clarity. Targeted selection of the right strain helps you reach your highest potential.

With regards to both work and personal relationships, you will have two crucial directives:
1. Do not be forced into action by others.
2. Keep your cool. Avoid angry or reactive outbursts.
You can’t control what others do, stoner Gemini, only how you respond to their actions. If someone is intent on sending bad karma your way, do not react in kind. Remember it is better to respond with kindness. In other words, don’t let others’ bad vibes crush your groove!

Early in the month toke time to awaken your third eye. You will have better sight to notice more subtle changes. Pay attention to those closest to you. It is likely someone in your inner circle will be in need of your assistance around the time of the full moon. Whether you offer a willing ear to listen to their troubles, or simply share a bowl, your efforts will be appreciated.

Buckle up! Relationships will move to the next level in April. Don’t worry single Geminis, this doesn’t mean you will trip into marriage. All relationships can come under this positive cosmic influence. Longer days means you will have many opportunities for socializing and stoner-friendly smoke sessions. As a result, an acquaintance may become a better bud, or you strengthen a bond with a family member. And yes, you may even discover you are ready to turn a cannabis companion into your romantic partner in chronic.

Aquarius February 2019

Stoner Aquarius the universe will shine down calm soothing rays of influence upon you in February. As long as the work is done, there should be no large challenges or surprises this period. This is the perfect moment for self reflection and discovery. Toke deep upon the sacred herb, and let the positive cosmic rays wash over and through you. Seek trust that fate will draw you into your next triumph!

The stoner Aquarius will find that February’s calm winds strongly support investment into the self. The earlier this is done the better. Toke time for a deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb early in the month. Envision a positive plan for self actualization. Seek healing and growth mentally, physically, and emotionally. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dream big. But big smoky dreams are only half the battle, you’ve got to act within a well formed plan.

Integrity is of vital importance for the stoner Aquarius during this period. Even the most gentle streams turn muddy if you churn them. White lies could muddy the otherwise crystal clear waters of this period of clarity. Remain true to your true self stoner Aquarius, and be sure to think of the impact of your words before it’s too late. Smoke about it. Deceptive behavior will cloud your third eye.

Cannabis companions and canna-buddies alike will be instrumental in your support in February. Trust in them and they will not let you down. Be open minded to their methods even if they aren’t your own. Remember that in an orchestra, the violin is just as important as a well timed cowbell. Smoke circle expansion and strengthened canna-bonds will occur with an honest effort and a pure heart. Without internal sabotage, this period is set up for progress within yourself and on the terrestrial plane.

Aries February 2019

Stoner Aries we may be in the middle of the winter season, but you can take great comfort that spring will soon be here! While there is always something magical watching your plants unfurl in full flower, remember that the time spent in a vegetative state are just as important. If you invest the time now, loving and caring for your prospects while they are small and easily shaped, you will experience greater satisfaction when your garden begins to bloom. Do your best to distribute all available resources evenly this month. It is never a wise idea to burn through your whole stash in one session. Your goal should always be to expand the good vibes, not to exhaust them.

Do you feel it, stoner Aries? The air around you is electric! As you continue your journey through this period of positively buzzing optimism, be aware that your excitement and uplifting energy will infect all those you encounter. While you may be intent upon making sure these good deeds make the most impact, having a plan for spreading the most love will require some well thought out planning. Be comprehensive in your compassion and cover as many spheres as you can reasonably manage. This can be a delicate balance to strike, indeed. It is recommended you find an equally balanced strain of the sacred herb, and stick with it during this month. The perfect blend of Indica and Sativa will provide both the physical recuperation and the mental rejuvenation needed to keep you in equilibrium, and blazing ahead in your mission of achieving higher aspirations.

Balance stoner Aries. Balance your dreams with your level of determination. With realistic goals and effort to match, nothing will keep you from attaining accomplishments. Develop your winning strategy early in the month. You are certain to celebrate numerous successes in February, instead of spending time cleaning up epic failures.

The full moon spent musing over a fresh green bowl will mark a transition to a much calmer period for the stoner Aries. Your grind in the early days of the month will transition into a slow and consistent burn in the later part of the month. In the end, balance will be achieved.

Cancer February 2019

February will be a bright and successful period for the stoner Cancer. If life was a garden, the stoner Cancer would be like a beautiful budding sprout. You will have many buds blossom if you tend them right during this invigorating period! The expansion of your smoke circle is almost certain, so be on the lookout for the next smoky sensation to sidestep into your life.

Spontaneity has universal support in February; so contemplate creativity with your upcoming obstacles and solutions! Know that there will be moments ahead in which you will feel stretched thin with all of the possible options laid out in front of you. Fear not stoner Cancer! Trying to please everyone, or accomplish every single task will leave you drained. You know what to do. Trust yourself, and make choices and decisions that feel right to you.

This month is also an ideal period for personal growth. Whether it’s a new hobby, interest, group, or club, just get out there and get involved! Social interactions will be smiled upon by the cosmos on the whole. Meditate and contemplate with the sacred herb if you need inspiration. Seek understanding from your inner guide on a personal direction. Make sure you don’t ignore digital socialization, but don’t rely solely on it either. Get out with your smoke circle! The bottom line is simple: Do it all! Flutter on by like a butterfly catching an updraft on a warm summer breeze. Just float on, you beautiful social creature you.

In your work sphere, now would be the perfect time for a good old fashioned collaborative think tank. Teamwork will help get you through the toughest decisions and obstacles. Hit the drawing board without limits or expectations. Even if your ideas are inspired from your hazy smoke filled dreams, they are worth considering. Thinking outside the box with a few creative cannabis solutions could be exactly the thing you need.

Capricorn February 2019

Stoner Capricorns can expect February to be an amazingly expansive period; a time of monumental metamorphosis! Many meditative smoke sessions are recommended in the first days of the new month. Make a serious effort to ensure you have solitude during these marijuana musings. Cannabis companions, coworkers, and your best buds can be welcomed sounding boards when you need to think out loud, but they cannot help you with the esoteric challenges of the period. Ideas, solutions and your internal direction should be contemplated, and ultimately implemented by you, and you alone stoner Capricorn.

Look around you. If you do not like your surroundings, look back and examine the path you took to get where you are. You can never go back in time, but by understanding the past, you can better prepare for the future. A contemplative staycation with the sacred herb should be fit into your schedule this month. You do not need to travel far in order to let your mind wander. Consuming your favorite kind of cannabis from the safety of your own couch can help to lift the spirits and elevate the mind. From this elevated perspective, you will have a better vantage point to see further down the smokey path ahead. New visions and clear goals will start to appear on the horizon. How far and how high your journey takes you can only be hindered by the limits you put on your own imagination.

This month work should be approached like a well rolled joint: A slow and steady burn, one puff at a time. Take your time with each individual project and watch tasks on your to-do list get steadily crossed off. Your biggest responsibility at work will be to show up. This doesn’t mean you should slack or put off tasks until later, just stay focused and be present for every endeavor. Your higher-ups will definitely take notice of your grind. It is advised to keep your pipe time and productivity time separate. You can expect a relatively easy time at work; however a hazy brain will cause unnecessary setbacks. Save yourself time and effort repairing projects by doing them right the first time.

Gemini February 2019

The month of February will have a natural abundance of energy flowing into the stoner Gemini. This cosmic support will harden strength and resolve. It will also be a naturally social month for the twins; a perfect period to add to your smoke circle. Be forewarned stoner Gemini: Don’t go counting your joints until they’re rolled. Just as past bowls are but ash in the wind, and future smoky delights have yet to grace your grinder, you must focus on the present to get the most out of this period.

Not working toward the promise of the future delights may be difficult for the stoner Gemini. However, there is solitude and peace that can be gained from focusing on the tasks at hand. Allow future periods to stay in the distance by concentrating on the objectives and obstacles that directly impact the here and now. Don’t get caught shooting for the stars when you still have your terrestrial chores to do! Meditative smoke sessions should seek patience from within. The current cosmic alignment supports project completion in February. So have faith that your grinding efforts will be worth it, and that the universe has your back!

Brace yourself at the beginning of the month stoner Gemini. February starts off with swirling energetic gusts that could topple the unaware. While energy will be high during this boisterous phase, confidence will be up to you. Seek the balance of a blended hybrid strain of the sacred herb to start the month. Repeat positive mantras during meditative smoke sessions. Obstacles cannot be put off due to fear or insecurities. Challenges left for another time could end up sabotaging the energy and progress available in February.

This is a great month to be with cannabis companions! Trust those closest to you. Their good vibes could be the pep you needed to knock those terrestrial chores out with a skip in your step and a smile on your face! With confidence at heart and patience in application, obstacles will fall and projects will be completed. Every once in a while be sure to stop yourself, inhale the blessings, and appreciate the fun and wonder of this world.

Leo February 2019

Stoner Leo February may be the month of Valentine’s day, but this period is about more than romantic love. You may be feeling isolated lately with your head down focused on the task at hand. Keeping up with your resolutions and making sure you use the fresh start of the new year to its greatest potential can be overwhelming. Rest and breathe easy stoner Leo; an energetic month will turn into a calm period of satisfaction in the end. Remember, occasionally we just need to hit the reset button. Take time to meditate with a close cannabis companion. Sometimes the best way to clear the mind is to cloud up the room. A stoney toke session can be the perfect remedy for when you feel overwhelmed by the daily grind. Light one up, slow down, and you will feel the weight of the world go up in smoke.

Opportunity and manifestation will collide this month stoner Leo. Yes, the lion of the pride will find good fortune again, both in personal and the work realm. Your confident swagger will act like a magnet collecting cannabis co-workers and compatriots. Your confidence and above all, your competence will be the defining factors that helps you lead your smoke-loving squad to success. There will be a high correlation of the effort that you put in, and the quality of outcomes. This means stoner Leos should expect big payoffs in the workplace, as long as they stay strong in their grind. If you channel your energy efficiently, there is no reason you and work peers cannot do it all: Work hard, and play even harder! Stay focused on elevating the quality of your work and increasing productivity. When everyone clocks out for the day you can celebrate a job well done with a freshly ground bowl of spirit-lifting sensimilla.

Balance is the key attribute for the stoner Leo this month. Do your best to balance internal peace and maintain equilibrium with external surroundings. With that being said, it is recommended you find a sweet, sticky hybrid strain, and stick with it for the duration of February. This will help heal the body while keeping the mind invigorated and inspired. Once you have found your zen, stoner Leo, it will be important you invest in self-care to keep the good vibes flowing. As long as you keep your spirits high, you will continue to puff, puff, and pass positivity to all those you encounter.

Libra February 2019

Stoner Libra February starts with a warm breeze of positivity at your back. That’s much better than a blistering wind in your face right? Keep in mind that the wonderful aspect to the warm cosmic wind pushing you forward will be the slow burn at the start of this month. Settle in, relax, and light one up with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Toke a moment to chill with the smoke circle. Mediate with the sacred herb. Use the calm cosmic weather at the beginning of the month to prepare for the ride ahead. Don’t be in a rush stoner Libra. There will be plenty of time this month for personal progress.

And as there is time, this is a moment to ask, “Do I believe in myself?” Because you should stoner Libra. This is your time to shine, and this period represents an amazing opportunity for you to invest in yourself. Have you thought about a canna-business? Maybe you’ve contemplated turning a hobby you enjoy into your own small business start-up. Now is the time to take that leap, and put ideas into plans and plans into action!

Do not rush ahead blindly! Use your herb enhanced third eye to analyze the world around you. There is no rush, nor should you succumb to that insecure inner urge you may feel. That’s just anxiety talking. In those moments toke a deep breath with the sacred herb. What’s the rush? Take care of the here and now. Things will fall into place from there.

By the end of the month the warm cosmic breeze may turn into winds of change. Believe in yourself Stoner Libra. Know that any changes this month will more than likely turn out to be positive. With obstacles and change alike, often it’s our perception that truly matters. So no matter the change that is coming, whether big or small, a positive outcome will follow.

Pisces February 2019

Stoner Pisces add this song to your soundtrack for February: ‘Winds of Change’ by the Scorpions. And while you are at it, how about ‘Times They Are a Changin’ by Bob Dylan. You may feel satisfied with the status quo, and think there is no need to fix what isn’t broken, but the universe has other plans for you. “Change” does not have any negative machinations or nefarious intentions; so do not fear stoner Pisces. Embrace the winds of change and harness their momentum to your advantage. Do not waste needed energy fighting these forces, but let them lift your solar sails. This way you will go further and faster with greater ease. It’s okay to settle down and toke time to light one up. Elevate the mind and spirit with a couple puffs of the sacred herb. A view from a higher perspective will allow you to see further ahead. From this elevated vantage point, you will have better vision of the what lies in the ever-shifting season ahead.

Choose your own Bandersnatch adventure stoner Pisces. Whether you want to smoke solo, or spend hazy days, hot-boxing with your canna crew. However, be mindful of how quickly time can go by when you’re having fun. It is necessary to socialize, but be mindful you are entering a time of great trans-formative potential. During this period you will need to look inward first, before manifesting changes outward. Make sure some smoke sessions are used for meditation and self-reflection. The sweet sensimilla can be a great catalyst for expanding the senses, and it can help concentrate cerebral efforts on self improvement. Those who are passionate in their pursuits will experience persistent progress and an increase in productivity.

It is crucial in February that stoner Pisces be determined in their effort, and decisive when it comes to progress toward their ultimate goals. Yes, a cannabis garden can be a beautiful thing, but it is important to guide the branches in the direction we want them to grow. By the time the month is over the tasks at hand will be finished, and you will be moving forward to even loftier goals. Use this time to help those roots grow deep stoner Pisces. Once you are solidly grounded in positive and strong soils, your branches will grow tall and be able to weather any winds that come your way.