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Virgo Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Virgo, your Zodiac peers often look enviously to your example:  An easy breezy, go-with-the-flow kind of stride that keeps everyone wondering, “How DO they do it?”  As nice as it is to recite mantras like, ‘keep calm and puff on’ or ‘light up and let go’, you know the truth stoner Virgo: It takes work!

Don’t get caught up in making it look so easy.  You love it when the stars align to pave the way for a peaceful path ahead. But, you are equally excited when the cosmos has a little chaos in store.  You don’t seek out troubles stoner Virgo, yet you are willing, and ready, to face any challenge that you encounter during your terrestrial travels. 

Stoner Virgo, the secret to maintaining forward moving momentum this season will be to celebrate your setbacks as readily as your successes. Even when you miss your mark, or fail to cross the finish line, there is opportunity for growth. There are times when instead of letting go, it is better to lean into our mistakes.

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Meditating with the sweet soothing vapors of sensimilla will not just be helpful this month, it will be essential. Breath deep stoner Virgo. Inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and allow it to elevate your perspective. From this higher vantage point, you will be better poised to see the big picture.

It will be a challenge for the ever-ambitious stoner Virgo, but one of the most productive things you can do this month is to give yourself a break. You are the master of the daily grind, but right now you might be questioning what you’re moving toward. 

With the help of the sacred herb, and a set schedule for mindful medicated meditation, you will find your inspiration again. Solo smoke sessions will give you the space and setting for self-reflection, away from any outside forces or influences. 

After some much needed time spent alone, smoking out and looking inward, you will be eager to rejoin your fellow stoner Zodiac on their cosmic cannabis chronicles.  You will be ready again to rise to any unexpected detour or obstacle the Summer brings. But different from the tense, self-critical days early in the month, you’ll now know that it’s okay if you decide to puff puff and pass the first time around.  To try again later after you’ve given yourself more time to pause, puff, and prepare.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Taurus, you pride yourself in your housekeeping, your personal wellbeing, and the wellbeing of others.  Your door, and stash jars, are always open to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts. 

Whether they are seeking to take rest before embarking on their next cosmic journey, or they are there to spend time chopping it up with the smoke circle, everyone knows that they will find great ganja and good people within the walls of your stoney sanctuary. 

Although most days you love, and welcome, the company of your cannabis companions, there will be times throughout July when you will need your space. Never feel guilty about packing your pipe with a solo bowl of your favorite green, and getting away from the hustle and bustle. 

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Of course stoner Taurus, you don’t have to skip out on every smoke session with the canna-crew. But, be selective as to when you decide to puff with your partners in chronic, and when it would be better to spend some time in solitude:  Just you and the sacred herb. 

You’re all about good living, good smoke and good vibes stoner Taurus. It is when you are feeling off your grind that you should avoid joining the smoke circle. Pass on the ganja gatherings when your spirit isn’t as high as you’d normally expect.  It will help you from being unnecessarily irritable with your cannabis companions, and keep you from passing along any negative vibrations. 

But my bellicose Bull, you can develop a routine of optimism and positivity in the early days of July:  Mornings of mindful meditation will help to ease any mental tensions, and evenings spent medicating with the sacred herb can help to heal your physical ailments. 

Those stoner Taurians who find their groove early in the month can expect the ninth to bring more than just the New Moon.  As the lunar glow grows brighter through the second half of the month, the stoner Taurus will begin to see the familiar as fresh.  Replace the tried and true with something new!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Scorpio rejoice!  It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits.  Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots.  Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down.

The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclination to recoil from outward ambition.  Tail tingling, you should strut your stuff on the terrestrial plane in the second Summer month.

It’s time to come out of your cozy cave stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  The cosmos will bring a logical gust of wind into your house this month.  This base logical influence, mixed with your bright and energetic Sativa cannabis copilot, will allow you to shed your natural guards.

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Sharpen your stinger stoner Scorpio!  No soul will be injured, but your powers must be on full display in July.  Especially at the beginning of the month, release tension with contemplative smoke sessions.  Dive deep into yourself.

Now is the time to ask important questions of yourself and the universe.  Answers will surely be found this month stoner Scorpio.  And these answers will come without reservation or injury.  Your cannabis copilot will assist in the creativity of inquiry, and the rationale of response.

But what is a smooth Summer month without adventure?  Buckle up, hit the road, and make sure you take your cannabis travel kit with you.  Whether it is a backyard barbeque with the ganja gang, or a nighttime dip under the celestial lights, fun favors the baked my stellar Scorpion.

Feel the energy of the moment stoner Scorpio.  Opening yourself up to the wonder of the universe, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, may not be your usual jam.  But universal support will accentuate an expansive mind and body this month.

So much of this cosmic tale works in concert with the Sativa species of the sacred herb.  But if nerves and emotions start to fray with burnt bowls under the Summer sun, be sure to mix in a cannabis strain like Harlequin with low THC levels.  Perhaps you smoke the Green Crack during meditative question inducing smoke sessions, and Harlequin during the ambitious answering adventures.

The world is yours this month stoner Scorpio, smoke it like you own it!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period.  It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight.

Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains.  Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July.  Strains that assist deep contemplation.  Strains that enhance third eye vision of perspective.  Strains that boost energetic performance.

Every sacred mission has a cannabis tool.  Think of your stash box as a treasure chest ready to supply any sacred strain for the right expedition. 

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When I say ‘expansive’ stoner Sag, do not interpret only outwardly.  The second Summer month will contain adventures deep within as well as out on the terrestrial plane.  

You are a master strategist, my bowed warrior.  Use the deep Indica species when the moment is right for a medicated meditative smoke session to delve deep within yourself.  And switch to the Sativa species when the time is right to toke up, and take on adventure, with your fellow cannabis companions.

Do you have a go-bag stoner Sagittarius?  Be sure to keep your smoker’s travel kit ready to roll in July.  And don’t forget a camera!  The universal influence of July will push you to great heights of travel and adventure.  You don’t want to find that stellar secret smoke spot without your smoke, or the ability to document the grand event.

In the final decade of the month, events may slow down.  The impetus of daily activity may switch from conquering grand vistas, to grinding out good green and great conversation with the smoke circle.  Guarded walls of the stoner Sagittarius’ emotional core will be broken down during this time.  Relax, take tokes of the marijuana smoke, and lean into the enjoyment of good company.

What an amazing time to be a stoner Sag!  This month you will surely learn a lot about our great cosmic spaceship, Gaia.  But the true magic will be those moments you learn the most about you.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Aquarius throughout the month you are sure to be a cool oasis for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts journeying throughout the hot, hazy days of July. Being in your presence will be as refreshing as the first sip of water after hours spent melting in the sun; as invigorating as the first puff after an extended tolerance break. You can expect the other stoner star signs to seek out your rejuvenating waters.

Others might be looking for refuge from the blazing sun, but you are ready to soak up some rays, and light up those jays!  It doesn’t matter if your destination is a far-off secluded smoke spot by the sea, or a familiar trail close to home; any moment enjoying some good trees in the great outdoors will be time well spent.

The only thing greater than your need to be out in nature, will be your desire for social interaction

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You will need to stock up your stash jars early in the month stoner Aquarius. If you show up to a partner-in-chronic’s smoke circle, you want to be ready to match bowls. And if you’re the host of the hotbox, you want to make sure you have enough cannabis to ensure everyone reaches the next level. Nothing will end the smoke session early like running out of the sticky sensimilla before maximum liftoff is achieved.

There is one word of caution this month stoner Aquarius:  Don’t let your eagerness to be the friend with weed result in you being the friend in need

You are always ready to help your cannabis companions.  Whether it be a listening ear when the daily grind is wearing them down, or to celebrate the big milestones during times of flourishing growth. But, this also means that you are often prone to putting your own needs behind those of others. 

Amidst all of your endo-excursions and being the cool-headed cannabis confidant to your fellow stoner star signs, don’t forget to toke time to relax and rejuvenate your own spirit.

Stoner Aquarius could find themselves reaching for the peace pipe with the canna-crew before the month is over. Balancing the Water-Bearer positivity with their cannabis cohorts, and spending enough time on self-care, may unintentionally cause others to feel neglected. Let the sacred herb be the catalyst for communication.  Remember stoner Aquarius, those who are willing to pass the pipe to one another will always be able to rise above, and let any hard feelings pass them by.

Aries Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Aries with summer in full swing, you are fired up, roaring and ready to blaze full speed ahead. You are the fun-loving spirit who will say yes to almost any invitation for adventure.  The one who is down to join your partners in chronic on all of their endo-excursions. But proceed with caution this month.  The goal is to make the most of the long days and good weather, not to burn yourself out before you make it to July.  So, slow your roll stoner Aries, or at least try to pace yourself.  It is better to take a pause, toke a moment to think, and know what you’re getting into before you fully commit. 

Stoner Aries, there are some of your coworkers that see your confidence as you being cocky; those who see your relentless persistence as showing off to the supervisors. Everyone is entitled to have their opinions, but it is up to you as to whether you take their words as insults or inspiration. You can waste your energy worrying about what the critics have to say, or you can choose to invest your efforts into constructive collaborations with your more ambitious peers. My rambunctious Ram, during June you may end up packing the peace pipe for one. A few stress relieving tokes will help you to stay grounded and keep your spirit high.  Keen well placed solo smoke sessions will help rise above the fray, and the naysayers. 

Before you embark on outdoor expeditions this month, you should spend time exploring your own inner nature. Regardless of whether you prefer Indica or Sativa, maybe you smoke them all, now will be a good time to seek out cerebrally stimulating strains. There may not be any apparent issues that are troubling you right now, but medicated meditative sessions with the sacred herb can shine light on what is beneath the smokey vail. Perhaps there is an underlying tension with a close cannabis companion or a four-twenty friendly family member. Before you finalize any trips or plans with this person, light up and let go of any past grievances you might be holding onto. It is important you align your chakras, and find your own Zen first stoner Aries. Otherwise, when you do get together for your next smoke session, you risk puff puff passing bad vibes instead of kind buds.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April

Cosmic vibes in April favor the natural traits of the stoner Virgo.  Ah yes my helpful Virgin, it will be nice to have a cosmic breeze at your back while you traverse the terrestrial plane.  But this warm influence will amplify all of your stonerific qualities, maybe even the ones that can cause friction with your canna-crew.

Organization and analytical analysis will be supported by a bright cosmic breeze this month.  This means toke it out, and plan it out.  Any stuck gears in the sphere of economics can be loosened in April.  There is a solution or an escape from any problem or obstacle.  Medicated meditations with the sacred herb can assist in all problem solving missions.  This month is a great time to combine your analytical mind with herbal enhancements to solving economic issues.

The Kinks said it best in 1981 stoner Virgo, “Paranoia the destroyer.”  Don’t destroy yourself this month with an overactive analytical brain.  The cosmic blessing in April is simply an amplification of your own stoner traits.  So that overactive brain will be more troublesome within the personal sphere this month.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find perspective instead of a tool to descend into a paranoid rabbit hole.  Stock some CBD flower on hand to mix in if an overactive brain brings unwanted anxiety.

Chill stoner Virgo.  Select some Indica dominant cannabis hybrids for the stash jar this month.  Mid month you will notice a manic surge of energy from the cosmos.  All those ideas and plans will be wonderful to brainstorm and execute.  Everything might seem a bit brighter.  BUT, there are many stoner traits among the stoner Zodiac.  Not every stoner star sign will be feeling your natural burst of energy, and bright enthusiasm.  So chill stoner Virgo.  Even in those manic moments of great ambition, toke time to relax.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find understanding, empathy, and patience with your cannabis companions.

This is a powerful month for you stoner Virgo.  Much progress can be made on the terrestrial plane.  But as you fly close to the Sun of energetic ambitions, don’t burn the wings of your partners in chronic.  With the sacred herb as your copilot, you should be able to navigate your high flying travels safely with the smoke circle still intact.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Taurus you are just fine watching the other signs of the stoner Zodiac welcome Spring with a sprint toward Summer in mind. You, however, would be more than happy to spend the month meandering towards May, to take the scenic route whenever possible, and never settling on a specific timeline for arrival. While it definitely can be nice to stop to smell the bud, and smoke the flower, eventually you will have to get back to the grind.  My blissful Bull, if you wander for too long, you will reach the end of April wondering why you didn’t get more done!  You must take mindful action this month to prevent going nowhere fast.  Make a schedule for meditative sessions with the sacred herb, and make sure you stick to it. These moments of marijuana musings and self reflection will help break the monotony of the day to day, and will also help you refocus your attention on the things that really matter.

Stoner Taurus, work is not likely to be overly exciting this month. Unfortunately, as tedious as it may feel, there will still be plenty of to-dos that still must get done. But, if you do find yourself staring out the window while working, daydreaming of the great outdoors instead of focusing on the task at hand, stop imagining and get outside!  At first this might sound counterintuitive stoner Taurus, but if you’re not making progress on a project anyway, it might be more useful to just go ahead and take a break. Light one up beneath the bright Spring sun, inhale the inspiration all around you, and exhale any lingering tension.  A renewed sense of calm may also come with a reinvigorated determination and confidence to get back to taking care of business.

By the middle of the month, you will transition from just dreaming about where you want to go, to blazing trails and taking tokes in lands both near and far. Stoner Taurus, you might decide to turn off your phone, and unplug to escape the trappings of society. But, you also can’t deny that company would be nice on your terrestrial travels. Afterall, two bowls are better than one, and they are even nicer if you have someone to share them with!  

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Scorpio it’s time to take a break, or at least step away from your recent obsession.  Celestial bodies have aligned in April to provide a much needed escape hatch from your passionate grind.  The second Spring month will be a time to cherish the accomplishments of your physical endeavors while refocusing on internal growth.

Physical projects give way in April to mental healing.  You have been a busy Scorpion the last few months primming and primping everything around you. But the cosmic influence of April supports taking a break from the go-go lifestyle you have created.  I hear you stoner Scorpio, “What if there is still so much to do?”  We are all the masters of our own decisions, but if you burn that one extra bowl, you might get overcooked. Seek balance my productive Scorpio.  There is no premonition of a stagnant period, but at some point you have to turn the volume of the physical world down so you can hear your inner voice speak.  Turn your power to manifest in the physical realm into a focus on self care.  How many impending deadlines do you create from your own internal pressure?  Find Sublime more in life in April, “I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.  I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”  Balance stoner Scorpio.  You can still operate with efficiency in the terrestrial world, but now is the time to pencil in that smoke filled siesta into your calendar.

Don’t forget to get out stoner Scorpio!  So much work on your physical space recently, toke time to enjoy the majesty of our terrestrial world.  If a partner-in-chronic calls you out, join them!  Time away from your personal space with nature, some good green, and your best buds, might be the expedition that recharges the mental batteries, and opens your third eye to new perspectives.  

All of these prescribed breaks from the physical space you’ve focused on so much recently sets up an important end to April.  The Full Moon of the 26th may cause stress and insecurity within your canna-fam.  But you, stoner Scorpio, with your intuitive nature, and freshly recharged cosmic spacesuit, will be able to assist your cannabis companions through a potentially chaotic time.  Perhaps all that personal time in April fortifying your cosmic life boat will lift you, and your canna-fam, to safety as you steer toward progress in the next period.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Sagittarius this month you can light up and leave your worries behind. April will be nothing but smooth hits and smoke filled days. The temperature is slowly going up, and so are your positive vibrations. Hit the road and share these good vibes with all your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts whose path you cross. Whether you take a long weekend with the ganja gang, embarking upon an epic endo-excursion to yet undiscovered destinations, or a simple day trip to your favorite smoke spot, travel is a must this month!

Stoner Sag, you can expect work to be equally productive and prosperous during this season. You may find yourself enjoying the daily grind more than usual. The first weeks of the month will be a period of great creativity and high aspirations. If you channel this extra energy in the early days, you will be able to maintain this momentum throughout all of April. My accurate Archer, inspiration can strike at any time, not just during the nine to five. Keep a note taking device at the ready. Sharing some fresh ground greens with the canna-fam can be a great way to unwind in the evenings. But, it can also be a way to free your mind; a time to allow yourself to explore abstract trains of thought. What might start out as late night hazy conceptualizations, can become tangible, serious, and measurable results … as long as you’re able to remember the insight you had in the morning.

Stoner Sagittarius you pride yourself on being an independent, do-it-yourself kind of person. But don’t let your stubbornness cause you to miss opportunities to make new connections or collaborations with your partners in chronic. After a long Winter of mostly solo smoke sessions and selfcare, now is the time to rekindle old friendships, and get back to packing your bowls for two. You can still toke time to roll one up for just you, but the more moments you spend puff, puff and passing to a friend, the higher your spirit will rise. While travel plans should definitely be included in your April itinerary, don’t underestimate a good old fashion movie or game night with your favorite cannabis companions in your own cozy abode. Find your balance stoner Sagittarius:  You want to stay active and outdoors when the weather permits, but also slow your roll when needed so you don’t burn yourself out before Summer is in full blaze.