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Virgo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Virgo you can only control your actions and reactions within a changing terrestrial landscape. Cosmic influences in October will bring another class in communication studies. You will never be able to control the action or reaction of a cannabis companion, but you can always take responsibility for yourself within a debate or conversation. Toke time early in the month to meditate and contemplate about the true nature of communications. There are many factors to a line of communication: Message sent, message received, intent, attitude, and even the method. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to tune in the third eye. How cannabis companions interpret your communication, and how you react to their interpretation are all key factors in the accurate delivery of the message. And the bottom line should always be the intended message stoner Virgo, both giving and receiving.

Other star signs may be feeling a chaotic universal wind in October. But you stoner Virgo are organized and undeterred in the face of brisk challenges. There will be many moments to give back to your canna-crew as they seek advice, and support, dealing with obstacles. Keep your portable stash stocked as a cannabis companion may need a warm smile and fresh weed. However be forewarned stoner Virgo: There is a difference between helping and submerging yourself with the problems of fellow terrestrial tokers. Combust the sacred herb and contemplate before you jump into your canna-buddy’s pool of problems.

In the workplace you may need a little herbal assistant to stay on task this month. The current planetary alignment may subdue your efficient energetic workflow. When faced with stress or fatigue within the daily economic grind, pack the bowl with an energetic Sativa strain of the sacred herb to help boost enthusiasm and clear the air. A little herbal reset before resuming the grind.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

The stoner Taurus will need every ounce of their tough durable nature in October. The second Fall month will be a tale of two cosmic influences. With an increasing workload, and a shifting landscape, the stoner Bull must puff puff plan their strategy for October.

There is a clear split in your plan. The full moon of October 13th will act as the transition point between cosmic influences.

The month will start out with an ease of movement. Like the meditative process of rolling that spiritual joint, the first half will be a slow easy-going roll. Seek smoke signals during this time, and you will find friendly smoke circles. But behind the smokey social scene, the workload within the economic grind will be heavy. Toke time to reflect after a hard day’s work. Balance the hard work during the day by blowing o’s at night.

After the full moon of the 13th, a more emotional and introspective cosmic wind will blow. Smoke circle smoke sessions will be replaced by meditative solo smoke sessions. Buried past decisions and incidents will come to the surface during this time. Do not use the sacred herb as a coping instrument to push the emotions back under the surface. Instead, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to face your demons. This may be hard to replace the buzz of the smoke circle with serious internal contemplation, but it will be necessary for progress. Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Don’t hide from emotion with workload excuses. Personal progress is an important aspect to the universal influence in October. When disappointment or anger from past actions comes creeping into your head, don’t ignore it.

The stoner Taurus work load is expected to increase in October. This increase will not bother the stoner Taurus, but coworkers may not react as comfortably. Puff puff pass on judgment and aggressive reactions in the workplace. Use the sacred herb to soothe the nerves and access the big picture from a higher perspective. This will allow you to push the pause button on potentially incendiary reactions at work.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Sagittarius the universe is sending a welcome love letter of bright energetic influence in October. Yeah, I’ll smoke to that! The second fall month could be seen like running through fields of budding cannabis trees. So many wonderful plants, you will want to harvest them all. But you can’t stoner Sag. The key to October’s journey will be using a discerning third eye among a field of unlimited opportunities.

You will feel the flow. Breathe deep, inhale the magic of the sacred herb, and enjoy the rhythms of the season. At many moments during the month you will notice a symbiotic relationship with the terrestrial world around you. Even the most clumsy of stoner Sagittarius’ will dance in time with the sacred cosmic movements.

Opportunities will abound within the personal and work sphere as you dance with the sacred cosmic flow. Toke time with the sacred herb to pause, reflect, and contemplate. The energetic push from the planetary alignment will bring wonderful opportunities. But sometimes the best opportunity is the one left behind. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for high minded choice making. View opportunities from a higher perspective before jumping in abundant waters. Seek insight and depth with investigation; after all, there may be sharks lurking under the surface of these waters.

Be forewarned: Multi-tasking and binging on opportunities available in October will leave you haggard and burnt out. Use moments of quiet peace to recharge the cosmic space suit for the opportunities you choose. A baked hot yoga session is wonderful to release toxins and stress. Perhaps a medicated nap, or even a float tank voyage could be your method of renewing energy. No matter the method, be sure to execute the task my blessed stoner Sag.

Toke time for moments of reflection before October ends. This bright energetic month will come with many lessons about yourself, and those around you. You will surely take this knowledge gained into future time periods.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Scorpio prepare yourself for an illuminating and empowering October. The planetary lights are green, and the terrestrial toking is lit. But progress in October will form from a slow burn versus a fast hit.

The stoner Scorpion tale of the second Fall month will be split into two distinct periods. The catalyst for this transition will be the full moon on October 13th. Before the full moon the stoner Scorpio will float into themselves with introspective moments of clarity. Breathe deep, inhale the wisdom of the sacred herb. Toke time for a solo smoke session early in the month. A deep dive into self will lead to breakthroughs of knowledge. These lessons inspired by the sacred herb won’t just lead to internal progress, but terrestrial truths that will impact the stoner Scorpio’s cosmic flight path. It’s ok to skip smoke circle events in the beginning of the month; choose a quiet comfy contemplative solo smoke session instead.

The thoughtful beginning to the month will propel the stoner Scorpio forward into the latter half of the month. Load your magic flight launch box, because cosmic opportunities will take off after the full moon. Stoned realizations will lead to empowering action. Fill your sacred herbal stash jar with a Sativa strain for creative smoke sessions. Empowerment from knowledge, mixed with herbally infused creativity, will lead to prideful achievements for the stoner Scorpio.

Self improvement can be difficult. Introspection of the first phase of October may bring internal truths to light. These truths can be difficult to face. There will be moments of clarity where understanding rushes in on the mechanisms that thrust the stoner Scorpio from highs to lows without consistent breaks in between. With all this deep thought, be sure to take breaks from your solo meditative dives. A nice hike in the brisk October air with a bowl and a cannabis companion can help clear the internal air and hit the reset button for the next inward quest.

Be forewarned: Dismiss the trivial slights of life stoner Scorpio. If you would not have joined that person for a hot box smoke out, then you should not be miffed you weren’t invited. Silly trivial emotional responses are the only things that can derail the positivity of October. Happy toking. Be blessed.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

The stoner Pisces can expect a period of peace and great personal prosperity in October. This season will be marked by mellow moods, and a steady flow of positive emanations. Events created by yourself will be minimal, but the stoner Pisces can draw excitement and adventure from the rest of the canna-crew. While you will have to rely on the stoner fam to lead the way to the most remote and memorable smoke spots, they know the stoner Fish will always come through with the nicest nugs.

Amidst the daily grind and eternal hustle, don’t forget to carve out time for medicated sacred sedation. Toke time to contemplate the connection between your internal self and the terrestrial world around you. Focusing on this internal drive will convey your intentions and desires to the universe. External stimuli can flood the senses, and at times cause even the best intentions to get lost in translation. When this happens, listen to the voice within. The sacred herb may cloud the room, but it can also clear the mind. Don’t be afraid to sneak away and enjoy a bowl for one. These meditative moments can be the remedy needed to tune out the static so the signal comes through loud and clear.

While energy this month will be elevated, the stoner Pisces cannot expect to live every moment on cloud nine. Unleash poor or depressed moods with creative outlets. Light up a little herbal inspiration. Inhale that sweet smoke and exhale better vibes. Perhaps finally start that art project you’ve been musing for months. Maybe you’re feeling ambitious, and you make your own Halloween decorations, or costume! Get baked and paint the world with your bright colors stoner Pisces. October is the perfect season to let the spooky, dark internal dialogue out.

Introspection and self evaluation will have noticeable benefits when you’re on the clock. While workplace chatter is necessary to team building, too much social distraction can have negative effects on productivity. It will be up to the stoner Pisces to find the proper balance between contributing to the conversation, or getting caught in pointless water-cooler talk. Those stoner Pisces who are fortunate to work with fellow water signs will have an extra leg up in the workplace. Stoner Scorpio and stoner Cancer will be excellent cannabis comrades this month; there will be an easy and steady flow of contemplative, and creative energy that will result in next-level accomplishments for everyone involved.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Leo you are capable of being many things including vibrant, open, and loving. These are the traits that will propel you forward in October.

Vibrant: Universal influences will target the little engine that could inside of you.
Open: New situations and people will come into your smoke circle you may not have predicted. An open mind, and an open heart will expand not only your social smoke circle, but increase your knowledge of fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.
Loving: October should bring a cosmic kick to your heart. Feelings will be more intense for you, and those surrounding you will sense this loving nature emanating from your cosmic spacesuit.

In the workplace trust your third eye instincts. Even though networking will be supported from positive cosmic waves, there will be times to put your head down, and work through issues on your own. A light balanced hybrid during the work week will help tune in your third eye instincts, and be prepared for all situations.

The second half of the month will bring uncomfortable moments. Not among terrestrial astronauts, but within you. Toke time with the sacred herb after the Full Moon on October 13th. Find a comfortable space for a deep medicated meditative dive within yourself. There is a dark menace hiding in the deep recesses of your being that must be addressed. It may show itself in many forms for different Leo’s: Nagging insecurity, frustrating anger, despair, or perhaps even hints of depression. This deep medicated dive with the sacred herb could help address this deep underlying issue before it can bubble up to the surface, and expose you to harm. Furthermore, this exploration inside yourself could lead to breakthroughs of self discovery you will take forward for a lifetime. Deep contemplative internal dives are always tough for you my proud Lion. Perhaps take the trip in a float tank to give the experience structure and adventure.

As a stoner Leo you know that adventure is not exclusively a summer endeavor. October has a wonderful surprise waiting. A gift from the cosmos; all you have to do is grab it. Throughout the month you may be itching for something more, like a cannabis connoisseur at their favorite smoke shop with an unlimited budget! That special dank nug you won’t forget is waiting just around the corner stoner Leo. And you are the leader of the stoner pride. Don’t miss your opportunity to pounce on the next adventure in October.

Libra Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Libra, everything is going to be ok. The planets have aligned to rain positivity in October.

Socially the period will be a bonding experience of breakthroughs balancing the scales of justice and love. Self discovery will blend with exploration of cannabis companions, family members, and even coworkers. Keep your cannabis strain prescription light when mingling with your canna-crew. A light and airy Sativa strain should do the trick nicely. Sacred herb inspired moments in October should tighten the bonds in numerous relationship types. But more importantly these good terrestrial vibes, and smoke circle experiences, will help you learn more about yourself while others grow in appreciation for you.

Introspection can be good stoner Libra, but self criticism must be tempered with a kind lens. There will be moments this month where you stumble upon something inside yourself that you detest. When these moments of self reflection turn into self criticism, toke time with the sacred herb to bring a kind lens into the perspective. Self criticism can turn into self doubt or even self hate. Embrace a higher perspective with the sacred herb, and see yourself from an outside perspective. Detach from the irresponsibility of self harm or angry self criticism to acknowledge you deserve to be treated with kindness. Even from yourself.

At the end of October use the sacred herb as a catalyst to recuperate from social activities. A medicated meditative smoke session focused on the fun times had, and the lessons learned. This will mean different things to different people. Perhaps an intense workout is needed to blow off steam. Perhaps a quiet movie night with a cannabis companion will do the trick. Whatever it may be, be sure to toke time to contemplate, and puff puff execute on the rehabilitative task. Toke time for self stoner Libra, it’s exhausting to be as wonderful as you.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Gemini sometimes life happens to you, and sometimes you happen to life. There will always be those moments when you feel stuck in the grind: Like everything is out of your control, and you are helpless but to endure whatever the universe decides to dump on you. You can resign yourself to the couch smoking bowls until the clouds clear, and the storms pass. Or, you can light one up, and inspire the fire needed to burn through any obstacles in your way! It is up to you to decide which role you want to play stoner Gemini. You can be a passive observer, a silent member of the audience who is always left wondering what will happen next. Or, choose to be the star of the show, directly influencing outcomes, and impacting how your story unfolds.

The opportunity to show the power the stoner Gemini can exert onto the universe will present itself in October. That external prowess begins first from within. Creativity is key to molding and manifesting the positivity you want to see. Unlock this karmic potential with meditative smoke sessions early in the month. The sooner you find your center, and decide to be active in your pursuits, the greater control you will have over the final outcomes.

Stoner Gemini creativity doesn’t necessarily mean an art project. Instead, it could simply mean seeing life from a different perspective. The 30K foot high view will not only help you identify and avoid obstacles ahead, but you may discover new pathways unlocking opportunities and adventures.

Seek guidance within yourself through the sacred herb my lovely stoner twin. Embracing the sacred herb to invoke your third eye will widen perspective, and help peel away layers of confusion and conflict. This expansive sight will help you better empathize with those around you, and will contribute to a more productive work performance. Sitting back and sharing a bowl of sweet sinsemilla after punching out for the day can foster familiarity and ultimately a better understanding of your coworkers and cannabis companions. Seeing each other in more relaxed settings will help everyone to more fully understand their role within the larger team dynamic. A successful smoke circle can mean the difference between needless misunderstandings or enjoying the new fall season drama free.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Cancer your true nature will shine in October. The stoner crab is soft on the inside, and hard on the outside. The second Fall month will be split into two halves in which both of your characteristics will protect and pull you forward.

The two halves of October will be split by the Full Moon on the 13th. A natural ease of movement in the first half will be replaced by a protective stagnation. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for intuition and perspective. The keys to this period will be a connected third eye and increased communication.

The full moon on the 13th divides universal influence. Socialization with smoke circle acquaintances will be easy going before this mark. After, you may become stuck in your own head with constant contemplation. The second half of the month will be great for tuning into your internal self. Self discoveries from internal deep dives with the sacred herb will assist in long-term progression. These discoveries won’t be broadcast to coworkers and the smoke circle, but it will help you relate to all of them. However, during this introspective time, you must force yourself to interact with cannabis companions. Completely shutting yourself off from fellow toking terrestrial astronauts could lead to a downward spiral of self reflective depression. Toke time to share a joint and communicate with your close canna-buddies.

As a general sacred herbal prescription for October, consider a strict diet of Sativa strains. They possess fun uplifting energy for the easy flowing early days of the month, and anti-anxiety clarity for the latter days. Sacred Sativa strains are also beneficial for intuition and communication.

Stoner Cancer don’t sweat the workplace drama. At times you may feel cold, excluded from the activities at the water cooler. Remember stoner Cancer, you are there to work. The idle drama of coworkers isn’t something you are missing out on, it’s something you are avoiding. Soar high above the gears of the economic machine, and see your place within the grinding mechanism. Do you take pride in a job well done, or knowing all the business of coworkers? Puff Puff pass on inconsequential pressure of the workplace.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Capricorn the month of October will be one of dualities: Yin and yang, darkness and light, great heights and sullen lows, and of course Indica and Sativa. You can expect sunny skies and smooth rides as you begin your autumnal adventures; but this ease of movement will turn to difficult travels. Like when that picturesque, paved country road suddenly turns to an uneven gravel path, you will have to proceed with caution. If you have plans for any space-cruises or endo-excursions, they should be attempted in the first two weeks of the month while your bearings are sound, and your paths are clear. The latter weeks hold no promise of blessed bountiful bong rips.

The full moon rises on the 13th, and will mark a distinct shift for the stoner Capricorn. A calm, confident period will be followed by uneasy feelings of trepidation. While you cannot avoid the inevitable troublesome times ahead, you can at least prepare. A consistent healthy pattern of exercise or self care will be the balancing connection between the two dueling halves. Establishing a consistent regiment of meditation with the sacred herb will aid in addressing the rough roads ahead.

Is the universe to blame? Recognize your mood stoner Capricorn. Before you look to blame confrontation on the cosmos, seek understanding with changing internal weather patterns. Cannabis prescriptions and daily expectations should change like the weather. You wouldn’t wear a tank top on a rainy October day. Mentally dress for each individual weather pattern. Similarly, herbal remedies should be selected to meet individual occasions. Seek out strains that will help attain a much needed equilibrium: A calming kush when feeling manic or anxious, and a sweet, sticky Sativa to fight lethargic tendencies.

Smoke sessions this month will be both social and solo events. Smoke circle shenanigans should be scheduled before the full moon. After the 13th, solitary toking will be more beneficial. The beginning days of the fall season will be great for fellowship and smoke breaks with terrestrial tokers, but following the full moon you should be more selective with who you choose to match bowls. While sharing is caring, you should toke time for self care. Chaotic circumstances will have no problem crossing your path, but you must actively seek calming and coping smoke sessions with yourself, or with your closest cannabis companions.

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