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Aries October 2015

You won’t need a highly psychoactive strain of sacred herb this month my stoner Aries.  Strap yourself in,  its going to be a vivid journey for you this fine fall month of October.  For starters your working world will become very clear to you.  Taking charge and getting the tasks done will be your main goal.  You will also be given a lot of leeway in how you choose to get these goals achieved.  Keep in mind to be kind, as you may see yourself faced with a decision to remove a team member.  This team member is a good man, but not up to the tasks at hand.  One of your tasks may be to put together the most productive team possible.  This time you must follow logic.

If the long hours of work have you longing for that dab of relaxation, October will prove to be a well balanced time in that aspect.  Stoner Aries, you will have more opportunities to bask in the glory of love than you may be able to dream up.  You will feel right in que with your partner or potential partner(s) this month. Be sure not to overwhelm them with this all at once. Spread out your love over the entire month.  Savor it like your favorite medible and enjoy the ride.

Aries September 2015

Are you ready for a fast paced high energy month Aries?  Yes Stoner Ram, you will be bristling with good vibes and a “in it to win it” attitude.  Keep stretching your abilities in your working world as September is the month for you to grow and bask in the sun.  This does not mean that there will not be challenges so stick with the motivating sativa and keep the new ideas rolling.  Your partners or managers are there and will help you with anything you want this month.  Communication will be the key to attaining your newly amassed goals.

My stoner Aries you will be swimming with a magnitude of energy that will need to be released.  Get the vape pen ready for a good long solo hike.  You will need daily exercise to help you expend some of this energy or you will overwhelm those you love most.  Remember, not everyone will be as high in the sky as you at the beginning of Autumn.  So get out there and cleanse your soul with some good old fashioned time with mother nature!  Now is the time to open  your mind to new spiritual and emotional experiences in love.  Sure date nights are great, but you can go to a movie anytime.  Try something different and watch your soul grow.  Hit the beach by day and watch the stars with a nice hybrid by night.  The closeness you can achieve with your lover this month is limitless.

Taurus September 2015

Stoner Taurus, patience will be your saving grace this month.  If you are not careful, September has the potential to bring many situations that will be stickier than freshly heated resin.  Arguments with your friends or colleagues is more probable than you’d like to think.  Don’t sweat the small stuff; it’s inevitable.  Inhale green goodness, exhale brown bull.  

Trying to fly under the radar will be in your best interest this month.  Do your best to not to overstep any boundaries or give your unsolicited input on a topic.  Yes, we all know your highly opinionated, and (odds are) you’re probably right, but bite your tongue and keep it to yourself for now or you’ll have no smoking buddies left by the end of the month.  Remember:  Patience is key.  If you can silently watch from the sidelines, and focus on yourself, you’ll gradually start to see things smooth over by the end of the month.

It is likely that you’ll be feeling conflicted or confused about some major issues.  Know that it’s not the ganja clouding your mind.  Just keep on that righteous path you’ve been on for the last few months.  You are very intuitive, even if it doesn’t feel like it sometimes. Although you’ll be laying low, you can still help to raise your vibration.  It has to start from the inside out.  Love and acceptance conquers all.  Now is a good time for inner reflection and it would be wise to escape the social beckonings of others at this time.  Grab your sacred herb and your favorite traveling pipe, and head for the hills.  Nothing is more satisfying to the soul than connecting with nature, and what better way to say goodbye to Summer?   

Pisces September 2015

Perhaps Pisces, it is time for you to get back to your roots.  Maybe it’s a hobby that you haven’t practiced in a long while, or a relationship with someone that you just don’t feel as close to these days.  Whatever they might be, pursue your passions.  As the weather slips into the vague grayness of fall, having these outlets of friends and pastimes will keep you focused during a time when you may feel easily distracted.

While on the job, keep your head down and keep pushing through.  If somebody you work with wants to pass you the pipe, it may be best to pass on the grass while on the clock.  It may take extra energies to complete all of your tasks at work this September.  Ergo, in addition to avoiding slowing yourself down with too much ganj, remember to keep in mind that we don’t always know the “behind the scenes” intent of the person packing the bowl.  But, you pave your own way stoner Pisces.  So, if at the end of the day you are feeling held back, check first to see that these feelings aren’t self-inflicted.

By making time to do the things that inspire you, you will return to a place of peace – and those closest to you will notice.  Whether it’s a friend that you’ve lost touch with, or maybe you’ve not been able to give enough attention to your significant other; go ahead and pack a bowl.  A bowl is usually better when we get to share it, and this person will appreciate it more than you realize.  Catching up will take planning, but the payoff will be worth it.  Reconnecting will bring you a calmness that may not have been felt for a while, and it will be even smoother sailing welcoming back an old friend who’s down to ride – whatever the weather may be.

Leo September 2015

Stoner Leo, are you a fan of the Brady Bunch?  Nothing ever got that family down, and it seemed they always came out on top just when problems looked their worst.  I think you will have a very Brady September.  Spark one up and throw “Sunshine Day” on the radio.  It may seem cheesy, but life is sunny and swell for the stoner Leo in September.
Relax, work will work itself out in September.  All major work place obstacles and dilemmas can be solved with a smile and a positive attitude.  Imagine floating on the warm seas of the cosmos with the stars leading the way.  A poor attitude or self sabotage are the only factors that can hold you back at work in September.
So you think September sounds boring and fruity so far?  Your love life will be more like a shooting star!  The cosmos has blessed Leo stoners with excitement in matters of love.  Stay chill stoner Leo.  There isn’t much you can do to screw up this month.  Enjoy the peace pipe and see life from a new perspective.  Major positive events are in store for you in September.  Lay back and enjoy the warm ride in the day, and put on those fancy shoes for dancing at night.

Virgo September 2015

Virgo stoner, the blessings of August were merely a training ground for the opportunities of September.  Mahatma Gandhi said, “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”  This message of inspiration and action are pointed directly at the Virgo stoner in September.

Celestial bodies are colliding in the cosmos and raining positive emanations down on the Virgo stoner in September.  This isn’t the time to lay down and sun bathe.  Gandhi’s inspirational words imply that action is required to affect the change you want to see in your life and this world.  The universe is giving you the positive green light to “be” in September, but you cannot waste this opportunity.  The blessings of the cosmos will be wasted if you do not act.

No matter what your station is in the machine of society, the cosmos has blessed you with an opportunity in September.  Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month.  Get your ideas and thoughts organized because September is the time to execute them.  Self employed Virgo stoners will have an easier time impacting the universe with change, but even the corporate warrior will be powerful in September.  Be wary stoner Virgo, this is not the time to lay back with couch lock and bask in the glow of the cosmos.  Ghandi’s wonderful message is one of action.  Be creative.  Be organized.  Be ambitious.  Be generous.  You must BE!

Aquarius September 2015

Stoner Aquarius, don’t fret too much about what events the universe decides to put on your plate this month.  It may seem like there are surprises around every corner, you will have the knowhow and energies to face the unexpected with your full focus.  In order to maintain your activeness, go ahead and search out those uplifting qualities of a nice, sweet sativa.  By keeping yourself (and your high) on the up, you will be able to avoid burnout and keep the mind fresh for creative problem solving.

Use the workplace as an outlet for your ambitions.  Whatever your tasks or projects may be, you can address them with full confidence in your abilities to accomplish them.  Whatever you do; don’t let your smoke slow you down when it comes to your pursuit of success.  September can be a month where you let your inner light shine through at work, to both your peers and your leaders.  The only one who can diminish this month’s brightness is you.  Stay focused on your project oriented work and people will notice.

With regards to bigger plans, be sure to schedule them for the first part of the month.  Home life should be mostly smooth but, not necessarily stable.  Be sure to stock up on all green things early.  It will probably be needed in later weeks and having a nice supply will be one less thing to interrupt your happenings at home.  If things with that special someone seem to be getting a little tense, go ahead, smoke a bowl and enjoy a nice stroll together in the outdoors while the weather is still nice.  Allow yourself the time to decompress and reflect, then try having the conversation again.