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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Scorpio last month self motivation was a key ingredient to success and progress. In June you may find yourself floating with the universal river current to your desired destination. Toke time to chill early this month. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Powerful cosmic currents will propel your terrestrial travels.

The last time period also focused on the work sphere. This month the tasks and obstacles of work will melt away to the background as personal ambitions and interests rise to the forefront. A deep solo smoke session with the sacred herb may help this transfer of power. You will go from a rigorous self motivated hike in May to a relaxed river float in June. Seek balance early in the month with the sacred herb as your third eye focus readjusts. Regaining balance amid changing cosmic conditions will be key. There will be challenges and obstacles early as the personal sphere comes into focus.

Keep calm and puff on stoner Scorpio. These personal obstacles and conflicts may seem sharp and dangerous at first glance, but success and progress will be found once they are addressed. Simply addressing the familial obstacles and cannabis companion conundrums will be all that is required. Perhaps simply your intelligent charm will be the only necessary tool for conflict resolution.

Once you have gained your balance in June two things must come into focus. First, seek allyship and smoke circle expansion. You’ve been working so hard, it’s time to smoke out your funtime ganja gang. Second, utilize a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to turn your third eye gaze inward. Focus on health, both mental and physical. These two things often are intertwined. The self motivation to tackle tasks last month must be utilized internally this month. I’ll leave you with this riddle: What comes first, the cardio workout or the genuine smile?

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Scorpio as April showers subside, you can expect May flowers to bloom in full force. Bright solar rays of energy and encouragement will lead to an abundance of opportunities and new prospects. It could be cliche to say, but the sky’s the limit! The reality is this: Your choice to pursue such endeavors will be a determining factor in how high your successes reach. While the season is ripe for big bong rips, and roaming the terrestrial plain to your favorite smoke spots, there will be times you need to pass on the puff puff. You will be able to enjoy the best of both worlds, as long as you are able to know when to hold ‘em, and know when to roll ‘em.

The workplace should be your main focus when it comes to grinding hard. Just like in the personal sphere, your positive emanations will bring certain opportunity for career advancement. Keep a keen eye to tasks at hand stoner Scorpio. Pay attention and keep open ears to the input of coworkers. Collective efforts and persistence is sure to pay off. Whether or not your corporate cohorts are cannabis friendly, all who invest their time and efforts are sure to equally enjoy the plentiful harvest of a hard day’s work.

Get up and get out into the world stoner Scorpio! Float on and fly high among your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Expanding your areas of exploration is sure to result in smoke circle expansion. These new canna-buddies will blend more minds to ponder the big picture, and they are certain to lead to more opportunities flexing your entrepreneurial muscles. Don’t be shy stoner Scorpio! People are sure to see your bright solar aura surrounding you, and they will be unable to resist discovering what you are all about.

All possibilities will be brought together in May. The enthusiasm you bring to each individual situation will light the way. It is likely that newfound cannabis companions could spark inspiration for a new, and lucrative side-hustle. Just remember, sharing is caring: Positive culminations from newfound cannabis-companions will come from mutual progress, not selfish gain.

Scorpio Stoner April 2019 Horoscope

Stoner Scorpio you are certain to find a rhythm early in April. You will be able to dance to this tune through the rest of your sunny summer days. So settle in, and embrace your new found groove. Others will notice your stony swagger, and you can anticipate attracting the attention of almost all those you encounter. Cosmic influences support mingling with the prospect and promise of new relationships. These new connections will not necessarily be romantic in nature, but the season holds almost infinite potential. While the trees grow greener in the second Spring month, stoner Scorpios can look forward to enjoying greener trees with new friends and faces.

Spring is a time of perpetual transformation and change. Just like the blossoming flowers, stoner Scorpios must remain flexible in order to grow. Don’t get stuck in one mode of thinking, or being. When at first things feel uncomfortable, adaptability will be the key to success in April. Also, you do not have to brave the great unknown alone. Your smoke circle is certain to expand during this time, which means you will have even more cannabis companions who will be down to blaze new trails, and share fresh bowls with you. Together you can toke new strains and explore new landscapes, both spiritually, and within the greater world around you.

In order to capitalize on your current potential, you will need to practice the following steps:

1. Research: Do not move forward blindly or with only partial information at hand.
2. Be Ready: Prepare yourself mentally and physically to see it through to the end.
3. Act: Be confident in your abilities, and you are certain to manifest a successful outcome.

Stoner Scorpio as long as you make a plan, you will walk a path of positive productivity. As with all things the plan and the situation depend on you and your circumstance. Slow your roll, and set aside specific time for meditative smoke sessions.

Regarding matters of the heart, single stoner Scorpios may find themselves distracted by the prospect of potential suitors. This pleasant problem may make it difficult to focus on work. Don’t dismay. This simply means you will have to do your best to grind hard when you’re on the clock, and play even harder when you are free to mingle. Don’t fret, there will be many marijuana moments this month. The sacred herb will help those looking for their bosom bud-loving buddy. Bonds will certainly grow between the longstanding cannabis companions who share a bowl for two.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Scorpio fortunate positioning of celestial bodies predicts a positive first spring month. However, there is work to be done. Puff puff pass on generalizations. Not only is each stoner Scorpio unique, but each cosmic astronaut in their canna-crew is unique as well. March will bring positivity and opportunity, but the way to absorb and receive these benefits will depend solely on circumstance. Just chill, all guide posts will be revealed.

Inhale the sacred herb, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Personal situations will be unique in March. Each one will require the right amount of attention and perspective. Perhaps a cannabis companion needs a gentle push to get them going in the right direction. But a family member may need a kind hug, and patience to produce the same result. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open your third eye to a higher perspective. Each cannabis companion is unique, treat them as such.

The work sphere could be wrapped up in swirling winds of change in March. With cosmic support, this change will be positive. But great attention must be paid to the direction of these cosmic winds. Toke time with the sacred herb, and meditate on your internal desires. Getting in touch with your inner self will help navigate the changing landscape of your economic life. Self employed stoner Scorpios should be still, and assess opportunities as they come with a keen third eye on potential partnerships. Perhaps another person or entity offers the right tool to get the job done. Stoner Scorpios stuck in the economic grind should be more proactive, and seek a new position at work. New skill training or job swapping will reinforce your value to the system.

Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: Avoid heavy Indica strains that could place you in couch lock. The cosmic winds of change may come with a fortunate strength, but a negligent attitude could leave you outside the strong positive current.

Scorpio February 2019

Stoner Scorpio celestial objects have aligned in February opening up intense waves of companionship! Old smoke buddies and new smoke circle acquaintances alike will surface during this invigorating period. Be sure to keep your stash jar loaded, and your launch pad of choice ready for flight. The cosmos sees you stoner Scorpio, acknowledges you, and smiles upon your efforts. Universal support will reinforce your confidence, and assist in burning away insecurities. Don’t forget to toke a moment with the sacred herb to be grateful for the many blessings bestowed upon you!

Approaching obstacles in the proper order of operation will be necessary this February. One step at a time stoner Scorpio, and piece by piece. The journey ahead may require a contemplative meditative deep dive with the sacred herb. Ground and center yourself so that the nature and order of tasks becomes clear. Task mastery will be the key to a successful month. You cannot take on everything on at once. Piece by piece, and one toke at a time you will seize the day.

Soak up those cosmic rays of confidence the universe is channeling your way. Another important theme of medicated meditation for you this month will be your own positive attributes and strengths. Focusing on these positive attributes will reinforce cosmic support. Perseverance and self belief will be key to the economic sphere in particular this month.

With self belief and a little cosmic support, it may feel as if your fellow terrestrial astronauts are drawn to you by some otherworldly force! Single Scorpios could be in for quite a dank adventure in February. This newfound cosmic magnetism will also draw you to new smoke circles and possibly some of your greatest friends and allies in future time periods. Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: The magnetic pull could be likened to that of a moth to the flame, so be aware, and make mindful actions and decisions.

Scorpio January 2019

Some stoner signs will hurry into the New Year pipes-a-blazing! You should set your pace to a slow burn stoner Scorpio. Instead of a “hit the ground running” approach, you will do better to take a “hit the pipe chilling” approach. While it may look like others are speeding by leaving you in their smoke, you will do better moving at a deliberate pace. It may take you longer to reach your destination, but you will have a more fulfilling journey.

Stoner Scorpio do not be deterred by a slow stride. Expect to take many ‘pot stops’ along your stoney travels. You may find the most amazing munchies at the restaurant you’ve been needing to try. Perhaps you make the trip to visit that small town with your best buds, finding new smoke spots and countless photo opps. Do not see these as detours, but rather as valuable moments you can use to revitalize and rejuvenate your inner self. The unscheduled nature of your adventures is what will set you apart from your peers this month. While others follow mainstream paths, you will be free to blaze new trails and go where your heart guides you.

The realm of interpersonal interactions in January will be one wild ride stoner Scorpio. As long as you embrace the ups and downs ahead with an optimistic attitude, you will come out on the other side wiser from the experience. And with amazing stories to share! This month you will have a serious case of what some call ‘the feels’. Weak knees and unstable ground are to be expected. This is not a forewarning however. Because of your own wide ranging emotions, you will be able to better relate to new and old cannabis companions.

Toke time to share the sacred herb with your smoke circle. It’s mellowing effects can help you achieve much needed equilibrium within the group. Expand your empathy and awareness through many meditative smoke sessions this month. Any troubles you encounter can eventually be resolved by your persistent grind and ability to see the big picture. Consuming cannabis can also help you reach compromise if tensions rise amongst your smoking squad. Sometimes people disagree, it is how we respond to these tense moments which can make or break relationships. Be kind, and be generous with those around you. Instead of putting your foot down, a better approach will be to light one up stoner Scorpio. Do not sacrifice long term happiness for the short term satisfaction of being right.

Scorpio December 2018

Stoner Scorpio December is going to challenge you. The period ahead has a high potential to be uneasy, awkward, and downright problematic. But as with fate, the stars have a grand design, and everything will work toward a greater purpose in the end. The stoner Scorpio may have noticed that they have been led to this moment. Show the universe you’ve got this! You did indeed pick up the nugs of knowledge that were put down for you along this path. With a positive attitude and good smoke, nothing can hold you back!

Toke time this month for a deep dive into yourself with the sacred herb. You may recall in the prior period you were warned not to do this. Now is the time for a deeper look into your inner programming. In this endeavor, the stoner Scorpio should seek understanding on the direction of their flight path. Not all answers will come to you from these depths, but what you discover will ease the awkwardness of the period.

In the work sphere, it cannot be emphasized enough that you should breathe, inhale, and let it be. This will be your mantra for December. The situations you encounter are beyond the scope of your control. Do your best, and be satisfied with the results. As long as you put forth the effort, satisfaction will be found regardless of the outcome! Expectations of results could lead to a spiral of negativity.

Strange times ahead in the personal sphere, stoner Scorpio, strange times indeed. Instead of a focus on family and cannabis companions, it will be best during December to seek support within the community and the peripheral of the smoke circle. Seek out adventure with new people and community events taking place all around you. Sometimes the best way to avoid a volatile situation with loved ones is to AVOID a volatile situation. Be sure to do your due diligence, manage your responsibilities, but make sure you find ways to spend time out in the wild rather than at home in the jungle.

Scorpio November 2018

So much time in life is spent seeking the colors in between black and white. November could prove to be a dazzling display for the stoner Scorpio. But do not allow your third eye and deep introspection to distract you from making clear and decisive decisions and actions. Last month ingrained trusting yourself, confidence in action, and valuing your own thoughts and opinion. These traits will help you choose actions with confidence in the current period. Important decisions like when it is time to pack a fresh bowl among-st friends, you don’t debate or hesitate; you act.

Confident action is exactly what you need right now stoner Scorpio. Furthermore you’ll find that there’s no time to stop and play out all of the ramifications and ripples of possible actions. That’s not to say act without thinking; but be aware that plans from previous periods will be about as effective as cached bud. Sometimes you just need a fresh choice of action and a fresh bowl. Everything you do this November will be set forth from your current mindset.

Again, avoid philosophical quandaries in November. There is no end to the depths of the human condition. It will be easy to get lost in the depths of complications so it is best to stay on the surface this month. It matters not if it’s the work or personal sphere, spelunking the depths of each problem isn’t a good idea.

Stoner Scorpio the end of the month may be much more emotional than expected. This period is perfect for healing traumas from long ago that still fester. Seeking closeness from a cannabis companion may open up an opportunity not just to share a bowl, but squash the beef. So spark one up and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for healing. Letting go of trauma is good for the soul.

Scorpio October 2018

Stoner Scorpio this October you are the captain of your own ship, and the commander of your own destiny. While the cosmos may have its own plans for you, its role will be that of a passive passenger. The good and bad news of this means if you stub your toe, you don’t get to blame it on external forces. So, be diligent, vigilant and be aware of your surroundings. The universe will not be your ultimate protector this month, you will have to rely upon your own positive vibes and your own ability to make good choices.

You do not have to go it alone stoner Scorpio. Lean on your friends when the road gets bumpy. But, only put your trust in your close cannabis companions. You may not like this dependency, but feel comfort in knowing sometimes we all get by with a little help from our friends. Remember to use your words stoner Scorpio. No one will be able to help if they do not know the full story. Whether it’s moments of increased anxiety, or an awesome experience you simply must share, be sure to share the full story.

Avoid couch lock this month by sticking with those stimulating, sticky Sativas. You have great ambition stoner Scorpio, and this month success will be in the follow through. The difference between doing and don’ting rests squarely on your shoulders. Just remember you are capable of conquering any obstacle which may present itself. Be mindful of the details. Cross the t’s and dot the i’s. Be sure to double check your work. As long as you pay attention, you will easily avoid unnecessary mistakes.

The biggest take away this month is to remember you are the master of your domain. Create your own destiny stoner Scorpio, but take care of your mind, body and soul first. The sacred herb can be the catalyst to recuperate and relax while also providing the mindset for introspection and cosmic contemplation. This period will increase the internal value for you, and this will radiate outward toward future endeavors.

If you’re a stoner Scorpio who is lucky in love, stay close to your cannabis companions. There will be pressure and opportunity that may pull you away from your family unit. You must resist the temptation of the grass being greener on the other side: Focus your attention on those closest to you and keep your inner fire burning bright.

Scorpio September 2018

It is true stoner Scorpio, you’ve been going hard since summer started. And, if you were to be honest with yourself, you’ve been on the grind for most of 2018. The constant forward momentum is finally catching up. In the first month of fall, you will feel torn between your brain and your heart. Your brain will tell you to slow down. Your heart will tell you to keep pushing. Realistically you should try to do both stoner Scorpio: The theme of September is balance.

If you’re in too great a hurry, you are likely to make unforced errors. You’ll end up spending more time fixing problems you could have easily avoided if you had been more thorough the first time around. On the other hand, you definitely want to keep busy and avoid couchlock. The goal is to be somewhere in the middle, Stoner Scorpio. Balanced like a well rolled joint: Burning slow and steady, but certain to get the job done. It is recommended you find a quality hybrid and stick with it this month. The Indica side can help relax and heal a worn down cosmic space suit, while the uplifting properties of the Sativa will be just what you need to maintain focus and keep your spirits high.

Work will be no less busy than it has been in recent months, but you are likely to encounter new problems. While you are capable to fix these issues, you must seek the help of some unlikely assistants. Instead of turning to your coworkers for help, you should enlist the brain power of your closest cannabis companions. That’s right stoner Scorpio, it’s time to order the pizza, roll up a fatty, and get to work. Although some call us lazy, one title you have to give herb smokers is creative. Your friends may not know all the ins and outs of your job, but they can analyze tough problems from a higher plain, and offer fresh takes from outside of the box.

When things have settled down at work, you can relax. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. You still have a little bit of summer left, so round up the smoke circle and make the most of it. Hit the trails, the beach, or just hit the bong from the comfort of your pad. At the end of a long day, nothing beats a fresh bowl of herb and time with your best buds.