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Sagittarius December 2016

Have you ever heard that old song, Stoner Sagittarius?  The one that goes something like: “Roll, roll, roll your joint. Twist it at both ends. Take two puffs, now that’s enough–now pass it to a friend.”  This may not be the original words, but the stoner version has some helpful advice for this December.  The closing month of the 2016 year will bring more chaos than you may have experienced in recent months.  Because of this, passing around that sacred herb will benefit you and those around you; especially since those closest to you may be having their own rough patches.  It is not to say that everything will go wrong, simply that passing around the pipe can help to keep your spirits and mood uplifted.

Shoot for the moon, dream big and reach for the stars when it comes to your work, Sagittarius.  It’s not necessarily recommended that you run into situations blindly, however, as the years draws to a close it will be okay to trust the gut.  Even if your trip does not follow the original plans at 100%, remember to take the time to reflect upon the journey.  This is where making that time to toke up may offer the added bonus for time to reflect.  Whether your endeavors are met with success or with room for improvement, if you allow for the time to look backward you’ll be able to better see what can be done better in the future.

You will be able to keep the peace on the outside, stoner Sag, if you are able to maintain the peace on the inside.  You may be contemplating whether you and the best bud may continue to roll on.  But if both parties can learn to slow the roll then both will benefit from the time spent addressing the situation.  Remember, that you can always pack another “bowl for two,” but that finding another to share that bowl with may be a bit trickier.  

Sagittarius October 2016

Stoner Sag, this coming October you will find yourself settling into a very pleasant groove.  And, although there will be occasions that seem like they might turn your groove into a funk, no one will actually be able to affect your zen.  Just remember that you are the master of your own destiny.  The month will be a good time to reflect upon what makes you happy.  Although the skies may get a little cloudy, you will be always able to rise above.  Keep in mind that this may mean that you will need to enlist a little herbal assistance to maintain your mellow moods, but odds are you won’t mind creating these particular kinds of clouds.

In case you are feeling that your peace might turn instead to boredom, search out the unknown.  It could be as simple as trying that new strain you’ve heard so much about, or that extra chocolatey special kind of recipe.  Whatever you choose to do, doing it will not disappoint.  Maybe you rope your friends into rollin’ that 7 gram joint you’ve never had the chance to smoke.  Although the opportunity for exploration is limitless, it’s not a requirement that your undertaking have to be smoking related.  It might be enough to start a new hobby or pick up a new show to watch.  Trust yourself Sagittarius, and you’ll have no problem pursuing your curiosity.  

If you do experience any trials and tribulations this month, it will likely arise in the home and family circles.  But try to proceed with caution.  One party might hear something that they don’t appreciate or perceive as aggression.  However, confusion does not mean conflict has to be the end result.  Take the time to talk it out, or smoke it out.  This might be the remedy for rudeness that allows everyone involved to keep their cool.

Sagittarius August 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, this August it will be important that you remember that you are the captain of your ship.  You may feel a bit lost at sea and that you are being tossed around by unexpected waves.  While those around you may be eager to offer advice, even good advice, you are ultimately the one who has to make the decisions that will affect your outcomes.  Time for relaxing with your favorite peace pipe will be irreplaceable.  These moments may not always produce instant insights on what path you should pursue.  But, this will allow you the time to contemplate the tougher issues through completion.  So roll one up and let it slow burn.  It will be important to figure out the right choice and not worry so much if you are making it at the right time.

Do you enjoy big bowls?  How about a big blunt?  Being able to see the big picture?  If you are not looking ahead to your results you may find yourself bored in the workplace.  Keep focused on the bigger picture and you will maintain your momentum and passions for the projects you’re tackling.  Find that nice sticky sativa that is perfect for you–allow its sweet smoke to permeate your body and expand your mind.  By allowing your approach to be more vast and open you will be able to see outside yourself but still, do what will be most beneficial to you and those affected around you.

Unfortunately, it will be very difficult to share positivity with those around you if you do not have your own inner peace in order.  There will be interactions with those closest to you that may challenge your peace or threaten to unbalance.  Just breathe.  Maybe puff some green, but most importantly breathe.  It will be your responsibility to keep it positive.  If you are able to allow yourself the time to pause before reacting you will be a well of good energies that will overflow into those around you.

Sagittarius July 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, in order to capture the bigger picture you will need to pay additional attention to the little things.  Instead of sailing high with a sweet sativa, keep grounded by sticking with the indicas this July.  It’s okay to relax, and in fact, it will be much needed with the fluctuating time you are sure to encounter.  Picking the indica over sativa will allow you to get in that R&R while keeping the brain fresh and alert.  It is understood that you will not accomplish EVERYthing you may want to get done.  This does not mean that you will get nothing done.  By prioritizing your to-dos you will be able to allow the energies that you need to complete those you have deemed the most important.

Do not underestimate the small things Sagittarius.  Even when something appears to be insignificant, especially when it seems insignificant, these are the issues that you should be giving extra attention.  If you are able to organize your tasks in the workplace, your success in these tasks will definitely be noticed.  Yes, this period will require you to give that extra effort, but if you and your peers will be very glad about the results.  Even though you may feel like you are playing catch up you will still have the energy reserves to help your colleagues with special projects.

It will be important to not rush when working with issues on the homefront.  If you have a special someone then it may seem like everything’s falling apart.  But this is all a matter perspective.  You can expect many changes and new approaches to old relations.  Give yourself the time to adjust to everything new.  Make time to pack a bowl and maybe share it with those closest to you.  Everyone seems to have some sort of flux going on; embracing the ganja will allow all parties space and time to adjust.  When life is giving you lemons, give it a pass and maybe grab some Lemon Haze.  Enjoying some herbal refreshments will reenergize and keep your focus to keep tackling all that needs to be done.

Sagittarius June 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, you may feel that you’ve been going nowhere fast.  With the days growing longer, you will find that you have more time to tackle issues that you may have been sitting on for a while.  Get off the couch because the universe is pulling out all the stops and it’s finally time to get going.  All the seeds you’ve planted this year that have been in a vegetative state will be in full bloom this summer.  Your plans will not be auto flowering, however.  This simply means that you will have to invest care and energies in order to achieve the results you desire.  If your green thumb is not producing the outcomes you are looking for, don’t be afraid to ask for help from others who you know have encountered similar obstacles.

Just because events are working out the way that you want them to doesn’t mean you can relax totally.  Avoid becoming complacent.  Keep the cannabis at home and you’ll be able to keep your focus at the workplace.  By separating the two you’ll be able to handle any unexpected problems that come your way.  Just like your home life, work will be what you make of it.  Stay focused on the end results and you will only contribute positivity to yourself and your coworkers.

Sagittarius, if your special someone is seeming especially difficult to read this month, the best way to respond will be with patience and a smile.  A smoke break may be a great idea, but it may be an even better plan if you smoke that bowl separately.  A little space can go a long way so don’t worry if the two of you spend a little time apart.  Once the smoke clears you will realize that you were not necessarily the cause of the chaos.  It will make the time spent together all the more enjoyable. The best advice is to be patient–then you will be able to come together and enjoy a bowl.   

Sagittarius May 2016

Sometimes, stoner Sagittarius, it may seem like up is down and left is right.  During these tribulations keep your cannabis cure front and center…at least when it comes to your relaxation time.  It will be up to you to take the time to figure out toward which direction you want to head as this month will leave your compass unreliable.  In other words, when you feel like you can’t trust what is going on around you, trust yourself.   Although the universe may be trying to play you for the fool, you should be able to keep your cool.  It’s okay if you have to redirect your focus to new projects and goals if your current undertakings are unfolding how you intended.  The important thing will be to keep moving towards your goals—even if they are changing in unpredictable ways.

This may be surprising to hear, but, with the chaos of the month ensuing, it is recommended that you avoid the sativa dominant strains.  Although this strain is known for its potential uplifting qualities, it can also cause the mind to wander.  And, you’ll definitely have enough unexpected adventures already headed your way.  The earthy flavors of a chill indica will bring you the peace and rest you need in your evenings so you can keep it rockin’ steady through your workdays.  

When it comes to your lover or persons dear to you, do your best to avoid actively searching for problems.  Instead of looking, try listening.  The disagreements you find yourself in may be resolved simply by taking the time to hear what the other is saying, instead of trying to point out problems in their perspective.  It is never a bad idea to share a bowl instead of sharing a brawl.  If it can be helped, avoid the conflicts and ask yourself and those around you to pass the grass, not the blame.  Nobody can be upset by a little extra positivity reinforcement.

Sagittarius April 2016

The days are getting longer, stoner Sagittarius, and you acknowledge that additional hours of sunlight means there is greater potential to get more done.  Although you may be feeling exalted, proceed with caution.  It will be very easy in April for your investments to not yield their anticipated results.  This month you will encounter the unfortunate task of having to decide between needs and wants, and this can leave you feeling drained even further.  The upside is that it is recommended that you allow yourself time to meditate on plans before you enact them.  In the still hours of the evening, sit down with that sativa and set your sights ahead on the future.  It is not necessarily that all of your plans will fail, but rather you will need to give extra thought to your contingency plans.  So take it slow.

Sometimes it is better to avoid a wandering mind; in your case, a smoke session may be the best environment to solve your problems creatively.  And most of all, be sure to apply your epiphanies and what you’ve learned at the workplace.  Taking the extra time to run through all possible scenarios will allow you to be confident in accomplishing your works.  If you work in a group setting, then listen to the ideas of those around you.  And of course, don’t feel bad if you need to meditate—or sleep, or smoke—on it.  By not rushing ahead you will be able to see further down the path and avoid potential stumbling blocks.

Avoid trying to be “right” in conversations with your lover or loved ones.  It is beneficial to know what your own needs or perspectives are, but less important to worry whether your point prevails.  Instead of arguing, it may be best to ‘hash’ it out.  Whip out the peace-pipe, it will be easier to see eye-to-eye when everyone is on the same level.

Sagittarius March 2016

Stoner Sagittarius, you may feel that you are particularly sluggish.  With the changes of spring approaching, this discrepancy may be even more noticeable.  Fortunately, this chaos is not completely self-inflicted.  Your goals and aspirations are not being called into question, but your energies may be what is misdirected.  The best way to spend your time may be to invest in future endeavors.  This month, it will be important to not stray too far from your middle.  Too much sativa and your thoughts may stray, and also, it will be best to avoid getting couch-locked by an enticing indica.  Find your happy medium and a nice hybrid—this will allow you to relax enough to get those creative juices flowing and the energy to follow through.

You may be excited about the goals you set, but you will also need the patience to allow things to unfold as they come.  If you do not meet with immediate success in workplace undertakings, don’t be discouraged.  Remember, that each seed planted will mature in its own time, and even the ‘veg’ state is a part of growing.  Focus on the process, not just the final products.  When your actions do not yield the results you had intended, focus on what you learned.  These lessons will be able to be applied to future problems that will seem much smaller the second time around.

At home, it will not be a bad idea to extend your smoking circle.  March will bring you many new ideas, but it will also bring the potential for introducing you to new people.  These fresh faces and new insights will only help to expand your understanding.  So, when you are called upon to give advice to others, you will have even more perspectives to call upon.  Keep in mind to share the kind and you will continue to build lasting connections.  

Sagittarius November 2015

Stoner Sagittarius, grab the bag of shag, the secret stash of sacred herb, or the scrounge bowl salvaged from dresser drawers as you can expect November to be a time where you may have to hurry up and wait.  This doesn’t mean you have to resign yourself to couchlock, you just may find yourself indecisive and in this particular case rushing will be of no help.  Don’t worry about feeling stagnate, Sagittarius, as there is little that you can do help fix the situation that may be at hand.  And this does not translate as meaning you are helpless, there are just sometimes where the universe brings us chaos—the best thing you can do is muddle through and look toward coming out the other side wiser and more patient than before.  Be cautious that you do not let the ambiguity of your own happenings flow over into the lives of those closest to us.  Although you may want to share that bowl with friends or family, remember that your ability to help may be restricted this month and you may contribute to the problem instead of bringing relief.

On the upside, all of the medicinally induced meditation at home you may be indulging will assist you in seeing through the potentially ill intentions of peers in the workplace.  This does not mean all of their actions are meant maliciously, but it may be recommended to go with the flow of events in our best efforts to keep the peace.  So, at home, be sure to keep the piece clean and some fresh Sativa on hand just in case the days are extra draining and you need a little extra comfort and help concentrating at home.

Sagittarius October 2015

Sagittarius stoner, you know well that the balance between work and play can be a delicate one.  But if you are able to distinguish between the two, October can be a very fruitful time.  Remember that you’ve gotten to where you are through your own efforts and success; it is not simply accidental.  New experiences are waiting around every turn, but they will be wasted if you are not ready to embrace them.

It will be important to use your weekend for some serious rest and relaxation.  A little quality time spent with mary jane on your Saturdays will allow you the time to recharge the batteries and unwind before the weekly grind.  But, be sure to remember the medicinal properties of your herbs.  Overuse can cause you to be sluggish and you’ll miss opportunities to keep up your speedy pace of accomplishment.

Although it can be assured that people will talk, it is your choice on whether you listen.  It is advised that take your time before offering your responses.  When it comes to your loved ones, allow yourself the time to give proper considerations to the big issues.  If this means enjoying a fresh bowl with just you, the sunset and the trees then do that.  Be sure not to disregard the helping hands of others, especially when that help can mean the difference between failure and success.  It’s usually a bit nicer at the top of the mountain when you get to share the view–and the herb. With the fall upon is, there will be much time to puff, puff, (pause), pass…and repeat as needed.  Listen closely to the conversations had at the smoking circle, the ideas you may find there will be much more substantive than smoke.