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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Sagittarius April may prove to be an uneven period, even if you feel balanced.  It’s not the confidence in your step that may need adjustment, but the very ground you walk on.  

The good news is you have allies to help you navigate this shifting landscape.  First, invoke the magic properties of the sacred herb to help you see the path in front of you from a higher perspective.  I recommend a high CBD cannabis strain to be your daily driver in April. Medicated meditative smoke sessions with a high CBD strain will promote clarity of mind so that twists and turns in the path become visible.  Stoner Sag, you don’t want to stumble into a crevasse of negativity because your head was in the clouds. The magic properties of the high CBD strain will also help maintain that confident stride while you push forward toward progress.  

Second, gather the ganja gang stoner Sag, the more eyes on the road the better.  You have built a wonderful smoke circle of like-minded tokers. Lean on your resources to avoid unseen pitfalls and potholes in the path ahead.  Your canna-crew is as sturdy as the miracle fibers of the hemp plant.  

The health of your cosmic spacesuit is paramount this month.  Quiet the mind, puff puff pass on the stress of our human existence.  Toke time for activities that blend enjoyment with exercise. Yes, hiking to that secret smoke spot is a wonderful multi-tasking adventure.

Everything is going to be ok stoner Sagittarius.  Both the spheres of work and love may have hidden obstacles, but there will be just as many triumphs of progress.  Some people think that cannabis connects us more than what can be measured by science. Perhaps through dimensional wavelengths of shared communication.  Oh yeah! Commune with the sacred herb, enhance your third eye sight; but also tap into the collective consciousness of the cannabis community to navigate the path ahead.  It’s a romantic adventure you are on, enjoy the ride.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Sagittarius March will be a time when patience will be pertinent to any perceivable possibility of success.  The skies will be hazy, and the horizon will be unclear to say the least. Now is not the time to rush ahead without a clearly charted path.  The best bet is to stay calm and puff on. You may not be able to control the chaos of the cosmos, but you can certainly do what is needed to rise above the fray, and achieve an elevated line of sight.  Your ten thousand foot vantage point, stoner Sagittarius, will not necessarily give you the competitive edge you might have hoped, but the view will be nice.  

Risk assessment in the workplace should be taken with the utmost sincerity.  Each achievement will be hardwon and slow to come to fruition. Play the long game stoner Sagittarius.  On your own, you can expect to encounter innumerable obstacles and frequent setbacks. The winning game plan will ultimately be a group effort.  A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a work peer with a clear vision forward should be considered a trusted companion. If you are fortunate enough to get to share the peace pipe with your fellow cannabis comrades at work, then let the creative and constructive smoke sessions commence.  If you are required to keep your 420 friendly nature on the downlow, then use time off the clock for marijuana musings and thinking outside the box.

While you should anticipate slow and modest growth when it comes to financial and career advancements, your highest marks will be in the personal sphere.  If you already have a partner stoner Sag, know that bonds are certain to grow. Pack that bowl for two, and remember there is still much left to be revealed. Single Sagittarius’ should remain open minded and open to the idea of chance encounters.  Spring is upon us, and hours of daylight are only growing longer. Fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts will be ready to recreate with you under the sunny and smoke-filled skies. This could mean finding that special cannabis companion who will join you in all of your future endo-excursions, or a friendly platonic partner-in-chronic who is always down to roll one up.  Whatever the case, this March, your smoke circle will see substantial expansion stoner Sag.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Sagittarius you are a sunbeam flying through our cosmic reality.  In February you will see yourself as this special beam of light, and begin to act with more confidence and direction.

Toke time early in the month for a contemplative deep medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  This cerebral meditation should focus on positive exploration of self. Not just connecting your inner self to your terrestrial spacesuit, but really seeing your inner self as the sunbeam that you are.  You are special stoner Sagittarius. What makes you special? What do you genuinely love about yourself? This herbally enhanced meditative exercise won’t be an act of narcissism, but instead a journey of discovery.  This early-in-the-month smoke session will manifest a key that could unlock progress through the remainder of the month, and possibly well into the future.

Everything will flow naturally from the discovery within the sacred meditative exercise.  Now you won’t just have planetary support for a confident strut, but you will believe it deep down and connected within.  This internal confidence will manifest on the terrestrial plane as you take on and conquer important tasks in all spheres of life.  Wow stoner Sag, can you feel the power and excitement?  

But all these accomplishments won’t come from luck, or be presented as a fortunate gift.  Simple hard work won’t even bring the progress you are looking for. In February, you must step out, and place yourself in positions of peril.  This could be as simple as taking the stage on karaoke night in front of cannabis acquaintances. It could be as difficult as volunteering for that time consuming work project.  Remember stoner Sag, you are a sunbeam capable of all things. To accomplish the “things” you must first take them on.

More good news!  As long as you take on the task of the medicated meditative smoke session early in the month to see yourself in a positive light, so will your fellow tokin’ terrestrials.  The current planetary alignment will send cosmic waves of support through your canna-buddies. Especially after Valentine’s Day, those around you will see you as the energetic bright sunbeam that you are.  Shine on stoner Sag, spread the light of positivity across the terrestrial plane.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Sagittarius a common refrain currently spreading through the masses is the idea that the future is bright.  Think of the clarity this year will bring with positive illumination. It is the year of 2020 vision after all! Unfortunately for you, the month of January is set to start out with a haze. Cosmic smoke clouds are likely to obscure the immediate path ahead. While the roads may not be free of obstacles, they will be navigable, so drive on you must stoner Sag.  

Have you felt like you are wandering aimlessly within the work-space?  You may not be completely lost, but also may not be making the progress you would like.  While mired in the haze of thick confusing clouds, changing directions or altering course is not recommended.  Instead, use a free day, or even a whole weekend off, for a meditative exercise. You can even get this workout done from the comfort of your couch stoner Sagittarius.  Meditative smoke sessions will allow the time needed to take stock of what’s working, and to analyze what needs to be altered, to get you back on the path to progress. Make time for these herbal musings early in the month. When the cosmic clouds dissipate you will have your roadmap ready to embark on the next leg of your journey in career advancement.

Love and romance may also be obscured by a cosmic haze this month.  The best advice is to keep it simple. Puff puff pass on the stress and pressure of heavy expectations. Play it light, not cool stoner Sagittarius. Who doesn’t want more canna-buddies?  Take a moment to share a bowl with friends with weed, and share in a good time indeed. There’s nothing wrong with keeping it platonic within the smoke circle. Once the cosmic clouds lift, so will the outlook. Only then should you worry yourself with romantic endeavors. In the meantime, soak it up and smoke it up, with the partners-in-chronic on winter endo-excursions.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Sagittarius universal appreciation comes through positive cosmic winds in December.  What a wonderful way to end 2019, right? However, the welcome news of universal positive influence comes with requirements.

How do you receive blessings if you don’t know what you want?  Now is the time to dive deep with your inner self to contemplate, discover, and align your true desires.  Instead of one smoke session with the sacred herb, build a practice of medicated meditation throughout the month.  Puff puff pass on the stresses of the terrestrial plane. Allow yourself to escape the cluttered noise of the world.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to align your internal desires with your outward terrestrial travels. The current planetary alignment allows blessings from the universe, but only if you know what you want.

There is another requirement from the universe to receive these cosmic blessings of December:  You have to socialize stoner Sag. How can you receive blessings and good tidings from fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts if you aren’t participating in the cosmic mission?  Chop it up with your canna-crew, and combust the sacred herb together in celebration of this wonderful cosmic mission we call life. If the sacred herb brings paranoid feelings within the smoke circle, simply switch to a high CBD strain to participate within the group while the anxiety of social settings washes away.

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius:  Positivity within the smoke circle can be undone without a selfish third eye.  Yes, selfishness is required as you mingle among the stoner family. The sacred prescription to get out and enjoy the smoke circle should only be filled if personal positivity is at the heart of the socializing.  Use your herbally enhanced third eye gaze to sift out toxic situations. Perhaps you will find the true blessing of December will be turning those peripheral smoke circle acquaintances into new cannabis companions.  Companionship is the best gift of life.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Sagittarius there are cosmic storm clouds in the forecast for November. However, with a cool head, calm mind, and kind heart all stoner Archers should make it through the month with quivers to spare.

At many moments during November you will feel like you are wrapped up in the cosmic storm. However, the planetary shenanigans will affect cannabis companions, but not the stoner Sagittarius directly. Even through peripheral effects, this cosmic storm will remain as the major obstacle of this period.

Embrace the storm stoner Sagittarius. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see through the storming machinations swirling around fellow terrestrial astronauts. Through your herbally enhanced third eye gaze, visualize yourself in the eye of the storm. Chaos will swirl around the stoner Sag, but they stand firm on unshaken ground. Medicated meditative moments will be required to maintain confidence in the face of the sweeping cosmic chaos. See through the chaos from a higher perspective. Maintain consistent low levels of marijuana medication to keep clear vision, and steadfast confidence.

And confidence will be necessary stoner Sag. A higher calling could be cast upon you in November. Perhaps you could be seen as a cannabis first responder. As you stand in the eye of the cosmic storm with your third eye gaze engaged at the carnage within, opportunities abound as your fellow tokin terrestrials are lost within the planetary tempest.

Load up your cannabis tool kit stoner Sagittarius. The green cross will be symbolic in November. Your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will need your assistance if they are to make it through the month unscathed. You have the power to bring positive impact in moments of anxiety. Whether it’s a kind listening ear, a loaded bowl, or a helping hand, you will surely find moments of great impact. Keep a cool head, a warm heart, and a lifted third eye this month stoner Sag. Your canna-crew is relying on you.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Sagittarius the universe is sending a welcome love letter of bright energetic influence in October. Yeah, I’ll smoke to that! The second fall month could be seen like running through fields of budding cannabis trees. So many wonderful plants, you will want to harvest them all. But you can’t stoner Sag. The key to October’s journey will be using a discerning third eye among a field of unlimited opportunities.

You will feel the flow. Breathe deep, inhale the magic of the sacred herb, and enjoy the rhythms of the season. At many moments during the month you will notice a symbiotic relationship with the terrestrial world around you. Even the most clumsy of stoner Sagittarius’ will dance in time with the sacred cosmic movements.

Opportunities will abound within the personal and work sphere as you dance with the sacred cosmic flow. Toke time with the sacred herb to pause, reflect, and contemplate. The energetic push from the planetary alignment will bring wonderful opportunities. But sometimes the best opportunity is the one left behind. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for high minded choice making. View opportunities from a higher perspective before jumping in abundant waters. Seek insight and depth with investigation; after all, there may be sharks lurking under the surface of these waters.

Be forewarned: Multi-tasking and binging on opportunities available in October will leave you haggard and burnt out. Use moments of quiet peace to recharge the cosmic space suit for the opportunities you choose. A baked hot yoga session is wonderful to release toxins and stress. Perhaps a medicated nap, or even a float tank voyage could be your method of renewing energy. No matter the method, be sure to execute the task my blessed stoner Sag.

Toke time for moments of reflection before October ends. This bright energetic month will come with many lessons about yourself, and those around you. You will surely take this knowledge gained into future time periods.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Sagittarius kick on back as the seasons change, September is sure to be a positive month. The current planetary alignment ensures social energy will be high. Be sure to avoid those sacred strains that make you paranoid within crowded spaces. Self confidence and sure footing will be required among fellow toking terrestrial astronauts in the first Fall month. But don’t over-do-it my bold Centaur; everything you have to offer within yourself is adequate for your cannabis crew. Be careful not to overcook self confidence relating to sensitive tokers within the smoke circle. You can be intimidating stoner Sagittarius. Keep the chill aspect of the grateful green in mind when surrounded by your canna-crew this month.

In the workplace a scatter-brained confusion could descend over the stoner Sagittarius. This won’t hamper your ability to accomplish the task at hand, but it may create a frustrating work environment. Keep the pipe at home. There is plenty of time for toking after the work day is done. Try to limit the hazy daydreams about after-work social plans. In the end, these daydreams may contribute to the sporadic nature of time on-the-clock. Work first. Toke second. You got this stoner Sagittarius.

You have been hard at work, nurturing the seeds of internal growth for quite some time. All this time feeding and sustaining internal growth for the purposes of harvesting fruitful rewards. You and your internal guide are the sacred cannabis plant bursting from the soil. September is the time to harvest the fruit of your effort stoner Sag. The key to cure this sacred harvest will be introspection. Toke time for internal reflection with the sacred herb. An epiphany of internal understanding awaits, so long as you have nurtured the sampling deep inside of yourself.

Enjoy the harvest stoner Sagittarius, but be forewarned: Do not seek recognition for your own internal harvest. This breakthrough will be entirely personal and without accolades. The general difficulty of September is the likelihood your internal mission will be the focus of your terrestrial adventure, even though you will experience adequate social opportunities. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for internal guidance and growth. Bask in the bountiful harvest you have cultivated in previous periods. But don’t count on back-pats and high-fives while you are trimming and curing the personal connection to your soul.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August

Hurry up and get out of your own way stoner Sagittarius. August could be filled with full bodied smoke, fun energy, and exciting adventures; but only if you allow it. Cosmic influence will support bold exuberant energy from the stoner Sag. With the right blend of self confidence and discipline, there is nothing you can’t accomplish on this terrestrial plane in August.

The current planetary alignment will only favor some of the stoner star signs. It may be wise to diminish the size of your summer smoke circle. Fellow stoner Fire Signs will enjoy similar positive solar rays shining down with energy and enthusiasm this month. Seek out Aries and Leos for fun summer smoke sessions. Especially early in August, the Fire Signs will embody a whimsical nature other signs may not understand. There is fun energy in the air, but other stoner star signs may not see the delightful creations within the thick smoke clouds.

Puff puff pass on the drama in the workplace stoner Sagittarius. You won’t be the only star sign having trouble focusing on the details at work. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb to come up with creative solutions to the mundane monotony of workplace repetition. Don’t let silly distractions drag you and the team down.

The full moon of August 15th marks a transition for the stoner Sagittarius. Nights spent under the stars toking it up and laughing it up with fellow Fire Signs will transition into solitary smoke sessions focused on health and wellness. The month itself may become some sort of cannabis hybrid as you seek the fire of Sativa strains before the full moon, and then rest with the Indica strains after. Rest and recuperation combined with creative productivity will assure your success as the final summer month extinguishes.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Sagittarius the second summer month will be a bright and fortunate period. Hey buddy, just in time for that summer sun. Stay hydrated and enjoy an abundance of summer smoke sessions. Your sacred herbal prescription for July is wide open. All strains of the sacred herb are available for you to meditate with. However, be forewarned my stoner Sag: Sacred smoke sessions should be used with a keen eye toward engaging the third eye, and opening creative windows for problem solving.

Economically independent stoner Sagittarius’ will be armed with the WD40 of life; problems and obstacles will slip and slide with ease on your progressive travels. However, avoid getting too baked under all the blissful solar rays. Paranoia must be avoided. You got this. Believe in yourself!

Stoner Sag’s stuck in the gears of the economic grind will see success in July with a keen third eye toward duty and professionalism. Early in the month, find a quiet place to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. Use this sacred smoke session as a shot of confidence. You are good enough just the way you are. As long as you mind your corporate requirements, success and progression surely guaranteed.

Single stoner Sag’s rejoice! The planets have aligned to open a corridor of happiness this month. Love is never guaranteed, but smoke circle expansion and grand terrestrial adventures will bring sacred connections with fellow cosmic astronauts. This universal opportunity for joy and happiness is simply a door; you have to walk through it stoner Sag. Those living life with a partner-in-chronic should expect the same opportunity for happiness, but they might have to work a little harder for it. Freedom of movement will assist the single stoner Sag to seek out moments of happiness. The partnered stoner Sag must find internal freedom of movement. Toke time with the sacred herb to look inward. Seek out that deep connection between your inner self and your familial hearth. Every once in a while we need to recognize what’s right in front of us to regain appreciation, love, and happiness.