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Leo December Horoscope

Stoner Leo it will be easier said than done for December, but you must do your best to stay calm and smoke on. Although the planets will not align perfectly, and the stars will not have an easy path to quick success, you can still make progress toward your ultimate goals. The path forward in December may be obscured by smoke clouds. However, no direct path you can follow will be a blessing in disguise. This means you will be free to blaze your own trails! So leave the maps at home, stoner Leo, you are heading into unexplored territory!

Proceed with caution. Just because fate does not have a clear plan, this does not mean you should wander aimlessly. Proceed with purpose. Grab the ganja stoner Leo and manifest a plan to bliss. In fact, you may not have to travel very far. You are likely to find the best remedy for a hectic period is no further than your own doorstep. A staycation may be in order stoner Leo. While you are often a social creature, sometimes you need a few restful days at home with your pride. Maybe it is time to plan a game night, or a munchie-fueled movie marathon with your closest partners-in-chronic. It may be frosty outside, so a stoney smoke session inside will keep everyone’s spirit high.

Stoner Leo it will be up to you to keep the peace in the workplace. You should avoid acting on your gut responses to issues that arise. Although you may feel passionately, or feel your idea is the best solution to the problem, take a pause before you proceed. It is not advised that you light one up at work, but when you can, toke time to think through the troubles. A meditative smoke session can help you expand your understanding, and see the problem from another perspective. It may not be easy, stoner Leo, but compromise will be more productive than conflict.

Compassion will be the key to success at home during the winter months. With everyone in such close quarters, kindness will kindle positivity among all your cannabis companions. Avoid any temptation to roar at those nearest to you. If you do need space, take it. Toke one up and settle down. Direct any negative emotions toward creative endeavors. Embrace the expansive powers of the sacred herb, and you will be able to transform any bad vibes into beautiful and lasting creations.

Aquarius December Horoscope

Stoner Aquarius all things lead to an apex. Cosmic influence will send you toward your own apex of achievement this December. This is your time to blaze! Particularly in the attainment of education and knowledge. There is a fine bowl of your favorite soothing strain in your immediate future. Toke a moment early this month to medicate and meditate. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away unease, and to center yourself for the journey ahead. It’s time to reach for the stars stoner Aquarius. It’s time to invest in yourself! Whether it is new talents or new skills, improving the self is the theme of the month. Even if December starts out with a little turbulence, don’t let a few frigid cosmic gusts keep you from soaring amongst the stars.

Stoner Aquarius your glass collection didn’t appear overnight. Each piece was hand selected. It took a keen eye, a plan, and time to build such greatness! Remember this on your journey, as to not “overspend” on your journey of self-improvement. Do not pack more than you can smoke. Balance is the way forward! Nugs of knowledge can be gained step by step, and piece by piece.

Stoner Aquarius you should stick to what you know in the work sphere. This isn’t to say you can’t be excited, blazing a path to glory! It’s to say that the excitement and improvements are to be directed internally rather than externally. Do what you do best, and avoid stepping out of your competent comfort zone.

Deep internal issues may come to the surface in December. Running from them will only leave you out of breath when they emerge again. Avoidance will also deny a cosmic blessing in disguise! Whatever surfaces from the depths you must face, accept, and move forward with it. Consider sharing with your closest cannabis companion. It’s okay to share our burdens and allow others to help! And sometimes, stoner Aquarius, you are the one helping just by showing you care enough to share!

Capricorn November 2018

Stoner Capricorn this November the cosmos may offer an abundance of opportunity. But going to the cosmic all-you-can-eat buffet will leave you fat and lethargic. Trust your gut instincts, don’t fill your stomach. Leaning on your emotional third eye will suit you well sorting through the cosmic opportunities of November. A firm bond with your inner guide will suit you well. Early in the month toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb focused on internal drive and direction. A well tuned stoner Capricorn will reap the most rewards from this period.

Stoner Capricorns on the free agent roller coaster may get a little bored with the usual twists and turns. Just make sure your seat belt is fastened before you look to switch rides. The current planetary alignment will not bless moving on to new projects until all the t’s are crossed and i’s are dotted; or maybe until all the plants are watered and the herb is ground.

Those stoner Rams stuck on the corporate hill of our economic mountain will find increased energy from this cosmos. Be forewarned stoner Capricorn, you can’t eat every dish at the buffet, no matter how stoned you get. You will have to pick from the menu of options presented to you. Take time for a meditative smoke session focused on your third eye. What does your internal guide want to do with this energy and opportunity? Self improvement, continued education, skill training will all be options, but trying them all will zap your energy and opportunity.

Stoner Capricorn let’s think of your smoke circle as a cannabis plant. You’ve grown your circle into a strong plant with many leaves, but only love can make it flower. A cannabis companion may need you this month. Not in physical presence, but in emotional support. Giving your whole self to your thriving plant will create the love necessary for full flowering. From seed to flower, you have what it takes to cultivate a budding companion.

Gemini November 2018

There is good news and bad news this November, stoner Gemini. Just like the winter weather, you can expect stormy skies and some rain clouds in your immediate future. The good news is that there is not much you can do to change the cosmic weather. So grab your umbrella, put on your rain boots, and don’t be afraid to get a little muddy. There won’t be much time to fret; the greatest storm will come early in the month. This means you and your partners-in-chronic will have plenty of time to smoke your favorite strains of the sacred herb, and make big plans for after the cosmic rain stops.

Stoner Gemini you can’t let the weather or unexpected woes get you down. Regardless of what is happening outside, remember you are the master of your own domain. Set the mood! Whether it’s burning your favorite incense or baking a batch of your favorite stoner snacks, you can make the most of this cloudy time if you keep moving and stay positive.

November will be all about the grind in the work sphere. The level of success will be in direct relation to your level of determination. However, do not expect instant results. In fact, some of your most noticeable achievements will be the result of many smaller wins. These small wins can add up quickly. Sometimes the seeds we plant take longer than expected to bear fruit. Be patient; as long as you provide the care needed, even the smallest patch of grass will grow into the greenest of pastures.

Stoner Gemini it’s time to finish some of those projects you didn’t complete during those fun-filled, smoky summer months. November can be a time of great spiritual growth, as long as you stay optimistic and keep your focus on the future. Just be sure to do so on your own terms. It is okay to take advice, but only from your closest cannabis companions. Avoid expanding your smoking circle too quickly, otherwise you may encounter unnecessary misunderstandings and conflicts. The best advice, stoner Gemini, is to puff puff pass on the troubles. Keep the peace pipe handy and everyone one will find themselves on the same level … a higher level.

Leo November 2018

Stoner Leo your weather forecast for November is cosmic rain. But fear not; it’s not a dreary bitter fall rain being referred to, but rather it will be raining universal blessings on the stoner Leo! However you must maintain your groovy positive vibes or you might find those opportunities vanishing in smoke before your eyes. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should utilize an Indica or hybrid strain. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to ground yourself, recenter, and refocus to keep the good vibes rolling.

As the lioness lies in wait in the tall grass for the perfect moment to strike her prey, you too will find yourself in the perfect moment to strike your foes. But to attack would not be a positive action, nor would it maintain those good vibes. Maybe for you it’d be best to lounge in the grass and bat at butterflies as they flutter by.

In the work sphere it is of utter importance that you act on logic, reason, and information, rather than emotion and aggression. To assist forward movement circle back to offerings of help or collaboration you passed on in previous periods. November is the perfect month to readdress partnerships and collaborations with smoke circle allies. But be wary of trusting random buds, it isn’t the time to put trust in strangers.

In the personal sphere you should seek balance in your personal relationships. They do say all work and no play makes for a dirty bong at the end of the day. Team up with loved ones this month. Collaboration and a shared joint can open up lines of communication that heal even the deepest scars.

Remember to breathe stoner Leo. With so much bustle it might be easy for you to get lost in the hustle. So inhale, breathe, and let it be. Stay positive and ride the waves of opportunity this month brings!

Libra November 2018

Are you feeling the love stoner Libra, because you should be. The cosmos shines down on you with rays of love this November. However, be warned that this bright period could be an overload of senses and emotions. Remember to breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Never deny yourself honest feelings, but make certain you are acting with a balance of logic and informed wisdom. You may want to keep your bowl packed with a soothing strain of sacred herb for the intense moments to come.

Your personal sphere forecast comes with a warning, just as thinking with your stomach with a serious case of the munchies can lead to empty cupboards and regret, the gentleman Libra should be sure to think with the proper ego, lest they find worse than empty cupboards and sadness. To the lady Libra, toke a moment to reflect during intense emotional moments, considering safety and responsibility before getting caught in a bush with a half eaten cake like Johnny Cash. Either or, pondering a moment when faced with intense emotional decisions is always a good idea.

This ‘think things through’ theme follows through into the work sphere. It IS great to develop passionate ideas and fiery ideas, but do not rush in without a well though through plan. Overconfidence and emotional business decisions do not come without consequences, remember to bring a bowl of your best thoughtful strain of sacred herb to maul it over with.

Well thought through actions is the best way forward with most things in life, except improv acting obviously. And despite the warnings for this fine month, don’t forget that it should be spectacular and a wonderfully bright, fruitful and energetic period. Naturally for the stoner Libra, the results will depends on the balance of your scales… between bold passion and logical planning.

Taurus November 2018

Stoner Taurus as the seasons change and the temperature continues to cool this November, you too must find your own chill. Never has there been a better place to find one’s chill, positivity, and a general sense of well being, than with the sacred herb in the midst of your smoke circle. So with this in mind, any reason is a good reason to get frosty with friends. And while you’re toking time amongst canna-buddies, perhaps contemplate the phrase, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” Then further the concept with thoughts on how our attitude, perception and reactions shape our very reality.

Be forewarned, opposing forces will confront the stoner Taurus in November! But remember it is often how we react to obstacles, not the obstacle itself that has a lasting impact on our future. So when you find yourself rearing to charge forth, use your third eye to see and plan into the future. With preparation, stress free solutions could be at your fingertips once obstacles appear.

The work sphere calls for more doing, less consulting! Stoner Taurus YOU are responsible for the direction of your spacecraft. This is your craft, there are many like it, but this one is yours. You know where all the important mechanisms and inner workings are. More importantly you know which buttons not to push. So trust yourself, and full speed ahead. Guide your craft in a direction that’s already been mapped. You may need more than a lighter to explore these cosmic regions!

In the personal sphere you may find that choices can be obstacles from time to time as well. Many paths lay before you in November, and you may feel a pull from each of them. As with work, you should seek understanding, trust yourself, and make firm decisions.

There is no place more chill than to toke a moment amongst the stars with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. But be careful, smoking it up in the airlock is all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button.

Virgo November 2018

Stoner Virgo whether or not you practice yoga, or make a weekly trip to the gym, it will be important for you to remain flexible this month. Just like the seasons, your surroundings are constantly changing. As long as you are willing and able to adapt, you will be ready to handle any curve ball the cosmos throws your way. With your chakras properly aligned, you will be able to share good vibes and great ganja with your closest partners-in-chronic.

It is recommended you stick to the sticky indicas this month stoner Virgo. Feel the body, ease the mind, and when needed use those calming herbs to stay grounded. Others are counting on you this month to be the stone which anchors them through rough winds. However, this does not mean you are responsible for their plight. As long as you are willing to stick with them through the highs and the lows, you will provide the support needed. Just do not over-promise! Be sure you are willing to go the distance, wherever the journey takes you. Otherwise you will hinder, not help, your fellow cosmic travelers.

For stoner Virgos who are responsible for leading others, it will be of the utmost importance to take stock of employees’ concerns. While HR may not be the most exciting part of work life, your response to dilemmas can mean the difference between setbacks or success. Stay calm, cool and collected when dealing with subordinates. An open heart and mind will inspire those around you, and will help to elevate the crew to an even higher level. If you are a stoner Virgo whose responsibility is to grind hard, keep crushing the workload. Even if you don’t hold a leadership position, your efforts and aspirations will inspire your peers to become the best version of themselves. Some say the sky’s the limit, but you have bigger plans and greater goals. While some may shoot for the moon, you should look beyond and set your sights on the stars!

Your inner light will burn bright throughout the month of November, and it will brighten the spirits of all those who cross your starry path. Be forewarned stoner Virgo, this period of prosperity comes with one tale of caution: Know your limits! While you may want to help everyone in your smoke circle, you can’t fire up others if you let your own flame burn out.

Aquarius November 2018

Stoner Aquarius November will be all about the slow burn: So settled down, light one up, and let the good times roll. Although the weather may be cloudy, the best advice is to sit back with a fresh bowl of green and prepare for when blue skies return. Relax and recuperate with your favorite strain and fellow stoners. You will receive the greatest benefit if you invest your energy inward. The stars support spending time reconnecting with those who may have fallen away in times gone by. If there are apologies needed, then make them. If there are things that need to be said then say them. Sometimes we need to take a step back from a situation before we are ready to move forward. Do not miss an opportunity to spend time with your cannabis companions because of denial. Acknowledge the role you played in the disconnect with a lost bud.

Stoner Aquarius it is not required that you know your final destination so long as the direction you are headed is intentional. If you find yourself lost, it’s okay to make a u-turn, or double back to take the road less traveled. Spend the time needed preparing for the roads ahead, and it will be okay if you take a couple detours. While it is never a bad idea to wonder, you should limit the time you spend wandering. A space cruise can be therapeutic, and reaching for the stars can be aspirational, but right now the best advice is to keep your feet on the ground. The sacred herb does not cause us to blast off. Sometimes it can help us find our center of gravity, while all the other parts fall into place.

Regarding interpersonal relationships, whether this is romantic or friendly, be a willing copilot stoner Aquarius. When it comes to friends, all you have to do is be ready to ride, and bring some good green. Keep it light and fun loving, and all else will move forward in a positive direction. With lovers and loved ones, be sure you proceed cautiously with your intentions known. While there are no apparent roadblocks, it is important everyone agrees to the final destination, otherwise you will be in for a bumpy ride.

Aries November 2018

Stoner Aries this month should come as a breath of fresh air. It seems this time has been set aside for you to truly toke a moment to recover from the tedious daily grind. Puff puff pass on the stress this November and take time off work when possible. When you do have downtime, remember to toke time for yourself. Do things that bring you enjoyment!

As bold as you are, this month you need to direct that quality inward. Work as hard for yourself as you do on the job. And when you’ve got a moment to make plumes with your smoke circle, look out for a good brainstorm brewing on the horizon. This would be a marvelous time to seek collaboration for work problems. Not just with coworkers, but your partners-in-chronic may have the gust of creative inspiration you’ve needed. And though you may have the ability to take it all on, it is not recommended that you shoulder all the responsibility. Ensure your team takes the workload in balance. You already have your own personal mission this month.

Stoner Aries there is a personal fork in the road ahead. How the fork got there, or the motives behind the intersection are beyond comprehension. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Aries. How you react to disappointment could send you down the wrong road. Besides, the fork may be a product of your expectations. Keep your chill, and move on with positivity in your heart.

For those solo stoners, focus on finding peace and happiness in yourself. Release the pressure to find significant relationships. When we stop searching and toke a moment to love ourselves, we can be the best we can be, and find peace. And when you’re at peace, amazing things happen. Manifest your reality, single stoner Aries!

For the partnered Aries, cut through the smoke clouds this month and burn a path to your significant cannabis companion. Here you should seek to lavish your partner with quality time and quality tokage. It is time for you to fully enjoy this bond. Fight the good fight, and toke the good smoke.