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Gemini October 2018

Stoner Gemini the highlights and excitement of October will be contrasted with serious work and decisions. Like a smoke circle with two bowls rotating opposite directions, your attention will be needed in many areas at the same time. The tricky nature of the cosmic support for this fall month will require some canna-creative thinking on your part. Do not try to solve all problems or jump all obstacles at the same time this month. This cosmic trap will lead backward fixing issues instead of forward building positive momentum.

Seek guidance from the sacred herb to ignite your creativity. It will be up to the stoner Gemini to initiate a newfound spark into the work engine to keep positive momentum. This does not necessarily mean you need to take action with productivity or ambition. Sometimes a simple, yet creative, addition to the workplace can transform the mundane into a passionate endeavor. This positive change could be as simple as a new morning yoga routine, team building lunch, or a brainstorming smoke session with teammates. Perhaps an herbal inspired idea will be the catalyst for positive momentum at work.

On a personal level, October may prove to be emotionally challenging for the stoner Gemini. It is best to take the high road when presented with any conflict. Seek no war and avoid drama with cannabis companions. Let the issues of others puff, puff, pass you by. Not all conflicts within the smoke circle need you to “throw down” your input.

October may require the attention of both twins for the stoner Gemini. At times you may feel like you are being pulled in many different directions. Breathe, inhale, and let it be. You can only take one hit at a time. Find herbal inspiration when dealing with overwhelming situations. Again, creative solutions could save your grass this month. Toke time to yourself, and look to your best buds for any needed stress relief.

Capricorn October 2018

Stoner Capricorn ….. You got this! While others are hunkering down for the cold weather of the fall season, you are still pushing to make the most of the shrinking days of sunlight. Trust in yourself stoner Capricorn. Trust you will have the juju to make it through even the most hazy weather. Enjoy the sacred herb when you can, there should be plenty of opportunity to do so. But be ready to grind hard when the smoke clouds clear.

Trust your instincts! You’re in the zone, and your positivity is sure to be passed around in your smoke circle. Your chakras are aligned and the stars have your back. Be confident in your assessments of what each situation requires of you. As long as you are willing to put in the work, you will continue to see positive returns on your investment. Just be sure to make time for those much needed meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Although you may feel like you are on cloud nine, it will take a little bit of herbal inspiration to keep those spirits high.

When it comes to the work sphere, stick to the plan stoner Capricorn. You have spent the summer months preparing for the down times, but in reality there is nothing slower about the fall season. All energy should be spent on solving anticipated problems, not dwelling on them. As long as you implement your efforts into creating solutions, you will be able to make it back to the intended path of prosperity.

While the best advice is to trust your gut response, be sure you give each situation thorough consideration. Confidence is key, stoner Capricorn, but arrogance could be your downfall when it comes to cannabis companions. Remember to stay humble, but keep that sticky green at the ready. It will help you stay grounded. It’s okay to keep our head in the clouds; it’s how we keep our dreams alive. But you will go further if you remain steadfast and focused on the journey ahead.

Cancer October 2018

From last month’s endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They’ve slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have potential for great change and impact. Will you find a new direction, a new outlook, a new goal? How you play your hand is as always up to you, the crafty stoner crab.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere is expected to change this month. It does not matter if you planned for these changes. Toking a moment for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb can widen your cone of perception. Find ways to be yourself within the confines of the terrestrial plain. Be the agile crab zigzagging up the best path on the wave-whipped rocky shores of life. Opportunities will present themselves, and some will be more tempting than others. Ensure you truly know what you’re landing on before you jump. Being washed back out with the cold pull of the tide, and losing progress isn’t something anyone enjoys. Be cognizant of time, passion, and people needed for larger opportunities. Be confident! You can do this, stoner Cancer. Recall back to your first toke if you will. As with all things, it tokes practice to make the master.

Expect a rush in the personal sphere, and perhaps fetch a pail. Despite the negative connotation of, “When it rains it pours,” you’ll like this rain. For the single Cancers, be sure to set out your pots and pans. In October you will find the possibility of new cannabis companions that could light the fuse that blasts open your new path.

Don your thinking cap this month, stoner Cancer. Fly high above the terrestrial plain with cannabis infused rocket fuel. This broader perspective will help you navigate your path in October.

Aries October 2018

Stoner Aries October may feel as if you’ve finally exited the rat race only to be unceremoniously dropped into an episode of the Twilight Zone. There may be very strange days ahead for you in this period of finicky cosmic winds.

Despite strange days ahead, this will be an energetic period for you. You will find that for the tasks you take up, everything you need to accomplish them is within you. This energetic time isn’t just for your own benefit, but for those around you too. October is a time of service, to self to family, to your smoke circle, and to those you encounter in life who need it.

For this fickle month, even the best laid plans won’t help steer the course. And that’s alright, because you’ve got the skillz to pay the billz. Or shall I say the energy and instincts to react accordingly for changing situations, or spur of the moment opportunities. Embrace the chaos stoner Aries because positive action leads to positive results. On the flip side, turning a blind third eye to the opportunities or obstacles you encounter will surely lead to negative paths. React quickly and decisively, but do so with your cannabis companions in mind. You can help others in this time, but remember that path works both ways. Between you and yours and a packed bowl, there’s nothing you can’t achieve.

Your work sphere calls for action, decisiveness, and task mastery. Right now mulling over options could lead to unfavorable circumstances. Generally with decisions an herbal medicated mulling never hurts, but in the present you need decisive confident action. When in doubt, collaborate! Together, there’s nothing you and your crew can’t do.

The same theme applies to your personal sphere: action and decisiveness. Contemplate too deep and you could undo an opportunity, or enlarge an obstacle. For the single Aries, you’ll be entering a bright period of smoke circle expansion. Enjoy life, don’t worry about the significance of others, just enjoy them. For the partnered Aries, dive deep into family. Dependability can create unbreakable familial bonds. Strengthening those bonds will allow for expansion of influence in the future. With an earnest effort, all returns will be positive.

Aquarius October 2018

Stoner Aquarius the cosmic waves of the last period pushed you regardless of your own desires. Now you find yourself on the shores of your next venture! In small waves, positivity and accomplishment will flow to you in October. Self confidence is at the forefront of this cosmic movement. With this confidence in mind, you should avoid taking steps into the unknown, or placing yourself in situations where you are insecure. Even the best path can trip you up if you can’t see your footing. This isn’t to say neglect these things, but perhaps break out a torch! With understanding of the terrain ahead comes the confidence to take on your objectives. This applies to both work and personal spheres, stoner Aquarius.

The current planetary alignment doesn’t offer assistance in good fortune or protection, but the cosmos will come through for those Aquarius taking confident strides toward their target.

Feeling uncertain for times ahead? A positive mental outlook goes a long way. Get out and participate in life! The activity matters not. What does matter is that you say “Yes!” to life. And if the attention turns your way, don’t shy away from the spotlight. In fact now might be a good time to recall the name of that tune you enjoy belting out at karaoke before someone else picks one for you! It is vital early in the month to toke time for a meditative smoke session. Center your medicated highs on confidence within yourself. Everything you need to succeed is within you. Stuart Smalley, renowned motivational speaker, may have said it best, “You are good enough, you are smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!”

Stoner Aquarius now isn’t the time to jump into new projects, skills, or passion projects in the work sphere. For you, universal support is focused on project completion. Now is the best time to zip up those tasks you’ve neglected before you pack any more to-dos onto the list.

Now this should go without saying, stoner Aquarius, but avoid shady undertakings! If you find yourself placed in an uncomfortable position, toke a moment to contemplate and play the situation forward. You should consider all repercussions beyond the current moment before any action is taken.

Libra September 2018

Stoner Libra on this first month of fall, the universe neither seeks to aid nor hinder you on your journey. With the celestial winds still, now is not the best time for flying a kite. However it is a wonderful time to relax, and toke a moment amongst your partners in chronic. Spark up the peace pipe, and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for meditation. You may discover a new cannabis companion or two, just go where the smoke clouds take you, and see what happens!

Relaxation and recuperation are vital for you this month stoner Libra. Find stress relieving moments to meditate with the sacred herb. Typically we are told hard work is its own reward. For this time period over-working, just like over-toking, will lead to burnout.

Regarding the work sphere, utilize your fellow terrestrial astronauts stuck in the gears of the economic machine. Many hands make heavy lifting light work. If solo work is your groove, recall the tale of the tortoise and the hare: Slow and steady will get you to your destination this September.

Nature is calling to you stoner Libra. Get outside and enjoy the beauty our cosmic spacecraft has to offer. Toke time to contemplate the words of Bob Marley, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Seek a new perspective on life and your place amongst the broader smoke circle. Inhale, breath and let it be; relax stoner Libra. Perhaps plan a hike or outing with your smoke circle. Take time to soak-up and appreciate all those positive vibes.

For the smoked-out single Libras, this can be a month of passion if you so wish! Fight the urge to take flight. Stick around until the smoke clears, and you might find the excitement you’ve been looking for. For stoner Libras with enough excitement in their life, be at ease with this moment of peace in your home. Consider taking time with your favorite strain of the sacred herb, toking a moment to stoke the fires of your personal passion projects.

Virgo September 2018

From the slow uneventful to the fire Stoner Virgo! September will give you a chance to blaze your path to glory. But be ready! Protect yourself from whiplash, as positive movement and the momentum it gains will amaze you.

From time to time our lives can feel like a stuck bolt. Regardless of wrenching, oiling, and due diligence, the harder you push the further you get nowhere. It’s infuriating, right? In the first month of fall, everything that goes around comes back around. The cosmos has brought an opportunity for you to unstick this karmic or cosmic jam. Planetary alignment is now in your favor! Finally, you’ll be able to crack the code and move forward.

This is an exciting time for you, but this positive momentum comes with a warning! This opportunity, this gift from the universe, can be undone with careless words or actions. Your communication tools are a great asset, but also potentially a great liability. Bold words and actions must be chosen wisely, planned and acted out precisely. Don’t accidentally dismiss the cosmic opportunity practically being handed to you with a quick snide remark, or dismissive tardy attendance. If forward momentum is what you seek, this is the moment you’ve been waiting for.

Excel, is the root word for excellence. To excel in your work sphere this September you must be excellent. The universe is aligned and ready for you on your journey of positivity. Each of us has our time, and this is yours. Be the first to step up, be responsible, crush the opposition.

The lens of excelling isn’t the one to use on your personal sphere stoner Virgo. Instead, just have fun! Enjoyment should be the operative word on this fine month of September. Avoid heavy contemplative Indica strains. Couchlock is the enemy! Arm yourself with energetic Sativa strains, and get out as much as you can with your cannabis companions. Take that trip, enjoy life, feel the positive vibes of the universe flowing through you!

Stoner Virgo just as you watch others, they look to you when they need a different perspective. A good portion of your success this month depends on how you influence others. Toke time to share that pep in your step with your broader smoke circle. It’d be a shame to keep this cosmic blessing all to yourself.

Pisces September 2018

Stoner Pisces after cosmic influences pushed and pulled all summer long, this first month of fall brings them to a lull. Cosmic destiny and universal guidance will be muted in September. It’s your turn to step up and take the reins. This isn’t a bad thing, but rather a moment to shine. This would be that moment you’ve been waiting for to enact those plans you’ve been making over the past few months. Your destiny and impact lie within your hands and action stoner Pisces.

Sharing is caring, but remember sanitization! Good bud shared between good buds should be done with caution and consideration. Protect yourself from not just the physical bugs, but emotional ones too. Being, or feeling run down this month could derail the impetus behind your ambitious quest.

Your work and love spheres will undergo changes, but YOU drive these changes. The universe sits back and watches, knowing the gifts and guidance leading to this moment will see you through. The direction of this change is up to you. Positive or negative, it is all within your actions and decisions. Toke time early this month to contemplate the direction you wish to proceed. It’s vital that you remain true to yourself. Everything boils down to one question: “Is this good for me, or bad for me?”. Answering that with blunt honesty will keep you on track. Be sure not to overextend yourself, and recall the lyrics of Bob Marley’s Three Little Birds, “Don’t worry about a thing. ‘Cause every little thing gonna be alright.”

The current period is a blessing stoner Pisces. The changes you initiate this month could have long lasting reverberations through space time. Choice, protection, and desire should be the three key mantras repeated during the early month meditative smoke session. You are guiding your cosmic journey, go somewhere awesome!

Capricorn September 2018

Stoner Capricorn this first month of fall is similar to clay, shape it as you see fit! However, be forewarned, cosmic support will come and go like waves crashing against a shoreline. To counter this cosmic conundrum, remember to trust your instincts. Use your head, but always listen to your gut. Be confident and trust yourself stoner Capricorn!

Confidence is key to positive outcomes this month. The world turns, the sun rises & falls, and tides ebb & flow. These things are given in our terrestrial reality. However, only you have the knowledge and power to bring the best of yourself forward. Meditative smoke sessions focused on trust and faith in yourself will aid you on this journey. Cannabis companions can help you see the best in you, but only you can manifest this perspective in your reality.

In the work sphere it is vital that you stay active. Keep pressing, but do not rush any aspect this month. A steady, thoughtful pace will see you through your days. Prior smoke sessions with the sacred herb in earlier months to gain perspective come into play now. The expansion of your work sphere, whether in pay or position is possible, but it must be carefully thought out and planned. It’s time to get those third eye daydreams down on paper!

September pledges more bright and exciting experiences in love, stoner Capricorn. Soak up the extra energy and positive vibes from the transitioning late summer sun. Press at work, but don’t press at love. Single Capricorns should strive to find enjoyment within their current relationship status. That could mean flirting to your heart’s content, or taking a moment to truly love and appreciate yourself. Those Capricorns with significant partners in chronic should commit themselves in service to family. Rewards from this will be bountiful, and no energy will be wasted. What a wonderful trade off if you ask me. Stay lifted stoner Capricorn … #Enjoy.

Cancer September 2018

Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role in your adventure. Just because things are going your way, does not mean you should leave things up to chance. Be ready to grind hard, because the return on investment this month will be more than worth it.

Pay special attention to your inner-workings stoner Cancer. You will benefit this month from many meditative smoke sessions. Whether these are solo voyages, or a full-on smoke circle with the closest partners-in-chronic, let the sacred herb help you release your creative side. While some see cannabis as an escape, you know it can be a grounding force. So, smoke-on stoner Cancer and center those chakras.

The workplace will be the most dynamic sphere in the first fall month. Perhaps it is finally time you branch out on your own to become the master of your own domain! If self-employment is not an achievable prospect at this time, then take time to assess what comes next. Whether or not you are ready to make a move, you should be preparing yourself to act when the opportunity for advancement presents itself.

The personal sphere will require your attention stoner Cancer. With summer coming to a close, and fall quickly approaching, now is the perfect time to gather the crew and hit the road. Get back into the green! This is meant both literally and figuratively. What better place to burn some good bud than out adventuring on the terrestrial plane. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the beach or week long escape far into the forest, get back to nature and remember how deep those roots grow.