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Virgo Stoner Horoscope April 2019

For the stoner Virgos that felt last month’s challenges with intensity, you’ll be pleased to know that Mercury’s current alignment will minimize both the positive and negative aspects of April. You could say the cosmic house is empty, so this would be the perfect time to throw on your favorite dancing skivvies and let loose. Spark one up, and get your sock slide going. In April it will be crucial to get up, dust yourself off, and try again stoner Virgo!

Persistence within your endeavors will significantly boost chances of success. Just because one facet doesn’t work out does not mean all is lost. Perception is over half the battle. Seek creative solutions and paths, both in work and in love. In the wise words of Mick Jagger, “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.” Don’t be afraid to think outside the box my virtuous Virgo! An unorthodox approach might be exactly what you need to keep rolling this month. Meditation with the sacred herb will assist in finding the direction you seek. When you’ve smoked it over, choose a direction or path, and stick to it.

Stoner Virgos that see what they want, and aren’t hesitant to take the steps necessary to get it, will find that these steps become updrafts filling their wings for flight. Task mastery will be high in April. Take on projects that have short term results, and thus get you into your groove quicker! This active month will bare the most fruit during or adjacent to this period.

For those Virgo’s out there who feel stuck in the corporate grind, consider kick starting that side hustle you’ve been thinking about. Not only will this allow you to do something you enjoy, but could eventually be the key to financial freedom! Perhaps your stoney sock sliding adventures will lead to a canna-business inspiration.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Taurus all five senses will be lit up in April as the likelihood of commingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts is high. Single, engaged, married Taurus’s, it does not matter. Your aura and energy will be well placed among your cannabis crew. Although you may be flying high in your cannabis fueled space suit, all the pleasures on the terrestrial plane will be available.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Behave and act with true and honest intentions. Be guarded so as not to be taken advantage of, and even monitor your own actions, so as not to take advantage of others. Pleasure at the expense of others will surely lead to a spiral of cosmic negativity. Puff puff pass on the judgement and manipulation stoner Taurus. Options and opportunities for enjoyment will be plentiful without forcing the issue. Allow the sacred herb to connect you with your inner self. Internal guidance will send you on the right path.

The work sphere can’t be put on cruise control, but the personal sphere will take most of your energy and focus in April. Mind your requisites stoner Taurus, and work will take care of itself. While the current work life may be straightforward without deviation, universal influences support a bold new idea to supplement your income. Perhaps this is the month to kick start that side hustle you’ve been researching. Much like smoking a joint, executing an ambitious idea starts with a spark and finishes with a satisfying exhale. Idea, follow through, completion, and now you are smokin!

With all the socializing expected in April, take time for self before and near the full moon of the 19th. A solo deep dive with the sacred herb in your favorite comfy smoke spot is the perfect recipe to rest and recuperate. Once you have recharged your internal batteries, you can get back to mingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019

The second month of Spring will be an active and bright period for the stoner Sagittarius. However, don’t be blinded by the positive light; dangerous moments or obstacles will certainly require engagement. A contemplative stoner Sagittarius will break through negative dangers to positive paths. Put on your stoner thinking cap Sag. Ignorance will truly be the only obstacle in your way this period.

Rule for April: Toke about it before reacting. Puff puff pass on the urge to solve problems expediently. The best decisions in April will be well formed. Time can be a great tool for solving important issues. Sometimes creative solutions are written in smoke clouds.

Use your wise cannabis connoisseurs for help where needed. Sometimes sage advice, or a story of a similar experience, will be the exact research to help you through a difficult decision. Sometimes life is more complicated than which strain to smoke stoner Sagittarius.

Last month you were advised to take stock in your resources. Crucial moments in April may arise where an asset in your inventory could take your progress to the next level. The universe is transitioning you from a period of collection to a period of utilization.

In the work sphere your active participation will increase the likelihood of success. Take advantage of opportunities to participate in work activities, groups, or meetings. Often the key to advancement at work lies within yourself. A great formula for success at work: Effort + Participation = Advancement. Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session focused on active participation. Be your own steward and activator of your own success and promotion.

After the full moon of the 19th, toke time for self. Curl up with a dank Indica strain and melt into your favorite spot. Self reflection and relaxation will assist the stoner Sagittarius to finish the month with enthusiasm. There may also be important discoveries that lie under the surface that only a deep dive into one’s self can flush out. Perhaps you’ve neglected an important cannabis companion or family member. It’s not too late to act my ambitious stoner Sag.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Do you feel that stoner Pisces? That’s the Spring sun shining rays of positivity down on you in April. However, care and attention must be given to all aspects of life to reap the rewards of this cosmic blessing. Keep your eyes on the road for shifting driving conditions! Unexpected obstacles are sure to pop up during April. Often I may give advice on strains or meditative themes to start the month off right. The second Spring month of 2019 should start with a sober outlook stoner Pisces. Call it a tolerance break if you like. Up until the full moon of the 19th, life will be best viewed with clear eyes.

Why? Changes or even surprises will be likely in the beginning stages of April. Do not fret my beautiful fishy friend. These changes or surprises will likely be of a positive nature. However, you will need your eyes on the road instead of lifting your head in the clouds. These changes or surprises can come in both the personal and work spheres. But with clear eyes and true intentions you will be more than capable of tackling all that you encounter. With confidence and sober driving, you will progress down the path of positive progression.

You can do it stoner Pisces. The sacred herb was there for you yesterday, and will be there for you tomorrow. Once the full moon of the 19th has passed, all kushy relations with your favorite papers, pipe, or pen may commence once again. The final third of the month should bring great rewards for the careful stewardship you completed in the 19 days. Share the bud and the positivity with your smoke circle. Your positive vibes will be contagious, and affect all of your bud loving buddies. By the end of the month you will be basking in the glow of the warm cosmic vibes.

Leo February 2016

Stoner Leo, February will be an unbalanced month.  Successes, triumphs, and wins will burn bright in your life; whereas failures, demotions and losses will be dull and muted.  Even though the peaks will deviate from the mean higher than the valleys, you must be aware and prepare for the swings because they will be wild and sudden.

Ready, set, go!  Stoner Leo, the month of February starts out with a bang.  Bring your energy to the first part of the month and accomplish what you can right away.  Avoid the Indica, and seek the Sativa during this energetic time period.  The goal of your meditative smoke sessions in February will be to achieve balance, and gain understanding of the fluctuations of life.  Part of seeking this balance is recognizing overindulgence.  The sacred herb is a magical plant, but overindulgence can take away some of its best properties.  You are a powerful being, keep your sword sharp.  Dull edges are less efficient.

February is the month of love for the stoner Leo.  Some of those high peaks in your monthly chart center around intimacy.  Don’t put too much pressure on Valentine’s Day, but make sure you are open and available to your lover.  All you have to be is yourself for those that love you.  The fireworks will out shine the squabbles.
Single stoner Leos need to be in the moment with prospective partners.  Don’t let my words or Valentine’s Day force you into anything that doesn’t come naturally, but you must lower your guard and be available for magic.