For Stoner Scorpios, the new year ushers in a time to take chances, so don’t be afraid to dig around in the dirt. While you are certain to encounter uncharted territories and explore new grounds, you will need to keep your eyes on the road ahead and avoid unnecessary distractions. Know that the work you get done now will pay off exponentially in the long run–remember it is the soil you till now which will produce bountiful harvests in the future.
What’s even better is you will not need to brave these new journeys by yourself. You can expect to have multiple smoke buddies who will be glad to join you in your travels and to help move you closer to your final destinations. Whether you invite your fellow partners in chronic along for the ride, is completely up to you Stoner Scorpio. Although others may be willing to join you, you can expect it to be equally rewarding if you decide to fly solo for a while. It can be nice to have multiple minds to help problem solve when you encounter obstacles along your way, but at the end of the day, you will be the one who will be most effective. So, remember there is nothing wrong if you need to take some alone time for self-exploration. Whichever you choose, be sure you are properly equipped…in other words, don’t forget to pack your pipe and stash before you hit the road.
Your efforts to create more efficiency in the workplace will be noticed by your peers, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember, these alterations to our environments by no means need to be drastic or permanent. Simple and small changes can add up to create noticeable differences. It is time to be more vocal and to take on more of a leadership position. Your coworkers already trust and value your opinions and respect your work ethic–so all that is left to do is to put a label on it. Because of your advancement on the job, it is recommended to keep work and play separate. So, at least until you have grown into your new roles and responsibilities it is advised to keep the pipe at home. This will help to ensure ensure that you are clear headed when it comes to actually implementing ideas into actions. While mary jane might inspire you and contribute to your creative approaches to obstacles at work, you will best execute the tasks in front of you when you’re not under the influence.
This January, you will always be able to rely on your partner in chronic to come through with a bowl and ears ready to listen in your time of need. It is advised for you to stick with Indica varieties this month. With so many aspects of your life being in significant stages of flux, it will serve you well to keep yourself grounded. By maintaining a level head you will be able to achieve any goal you set for yourself and are sure to take you and your canna-companion to greater, and higher heights.
Stoner Libra the start to 2018 will be quite an adventure. Even though you may lose your terrestrial compass bearings, warm cosmic gravity waves will keep you planted firmly on the ground. Flexibility will be the key to unlock the positive promises of the universe in January. Quick moments of change, and inconsistent emanations from your planetary influencers, will create instability within your life path. For this reason, it will be best to save deep meditative dives with the sacred herb for future time periods. This is not the time for that powerful gummy stoner Libra. Instead, keep your medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb light and flexible. Perhaps this is the month to try that high CDB strain you have been thinking about.
Stoner Libra you have built a great support structure for uneasy periods like this. When a situation or dynamic changes quickly on you in January, you will be best served to tackle the changing environment with the assistance of your cannabis companions. Do not strike out on your own in this cold wilderness. In matters of love and business, my words ring true. Toke about it with your inner smoke circle. An outside perspective will help you keep your bearings on a shifting terrestrial platform.
Particularly in the workplace, pay close attention to your teammates and adversaries. Moments of action at work may not come in January. However, with this increased attention and knowledge you will position yourself advantageously for future time periods. With the pressure released for action in January, you will be left with plenty of mental space for planning. Taking the steps of research will greatly assist any career advancement this year.
The most important aspect of this period will be the trust you place in the support of your stoner circle. The Beatles said it best, “Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends. Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends. Mmm, going to try with a little help from my friends.”
Stoner Aquarius December will be an active month. Both the personal sphere and work sphere will be filled with positivity. These two spheres must be kept separate however, as your green living could negatively impact your green earning. There will be enough activity in both worlds to keep you busy planning the next project meeting or interview and the next smoke spot rendezvous. Just be sure to take breaks from your busy work life to enjoy cannabis companions and the terrestrial experience.
Beware of detachment stoner Aquarius. We all need help from time to time working out a problem or solving a puzzle. This month you will need help from a cannabis companion. When you have an unresolved issue, be sure to toke about it with a friend. Nobody can help you if you keep your dilemma to yourself. Spark one up with a cannabis companion and open yourself up to receiving help and companionship.
Work will play a prominent part of your holiday season stoner Aquarius. If you are unemployed or seeking a new employer, keep your efforts high. Positive cosmic winds are blowing in a productive direction. For those with gainful employment, be ready for more responsibility and opportunity. Be forewarned stoner Aquarius, your work is not the place for a higher consciousness. Save the bowls for nights out with friends. You will need your wits about you at work to take full advantage of cosmic blessings this month. Foes in the work sphere will take advantage of real or even perceived stoner stigmas. You will have plenty of energy to fight them off and present yourself as the natural leader you are. With a sharp mind and able spirit, you can overcome conflict to build consensus. You will be a shining star to your employer.
Save the date! December 21st, the Thursday before Christmas. There is a special positive planetary alignment that will have you singing in the streets. Be sure to plan out your day and night with your PIC (partners in chronic).
Houston to Stoner Libra, all systems are go for launch. Communications … Go. creativity … Go. Love … … we are a go.
You got this! Cosmic winds will be like rocket boosters at your back for the December time period. It’s always exciting to have that much power pushing you forward, but the current planetary alignment will take you through with confidence. The sacred herb will be your navigational systems. Any species or strain will be in your comfort zone this month stoner Libra. There is one exception: Avoid medicated edibles in December. More about that later.
Stoner Libra you will soar in the workplace. Flying through the sky on your rocket ship to the heavens, work will come at a comfortable pace with efficiency and productivity. Money may not fall from the heavens like rain, but fortune favors the bold. With cosmic jet packs on your back, you should have confidence and daring on your side.
It’s love and passion where you will see the most impact from your cosmic thrusters in December. For those stoner Libra’s in a relationship, take time with the sacred herb to meditate about your partner. Natural communication will flow from this medicated smoke session, and your love will blossom to new atmospheric horizons. For the single stoner Libra’s, a meditative smoke session focused on self confidence and self love will be your prescription for December. As you reach the heights of the upper atmosphere, potential mates will see you in the glowing light of the sun as you see yourself.
Houston, we have a problem. Much like the lift off of a large space craft, you will encounter a lot of shake, rattle, and rolling to begin your cosmic journey. Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Libra. This usually can cause communication breakdowns and moments of self doubt. However, other planetary alignments will safeguard your travels. Avoid medicated sacred herbal edibles. An uncontrollable deep dive with medibles could send you off the flight path with insecurities, confusion, and paranoia. God speed stoner Libra.
Stoner Cancer December is the time to get back to the basics. While the holidays are sure to keep you busy, you will find pleasure in the little things. So, allow yourself the time to stop and smell (or smoke) the buds. This month will be great for makeovers. Whether, you are feeling adventurous to try out a new hairstyle and wardrobe, or a full revamp of your dwelling spaces, go nuts! Spark up some sweet smelling sativas to help channel your inner creativity and turn your ideas into outer realizations.
You will achieve a wonderful balance between mind, body and spirit. Others might say you can’t do it all, but your actions will clearly prove otherwise. As the month progresses you will only settle further into your cosmic groove. The quality of your work performed and successes on the job will be surpassed only by the positivity you bring to your peers and friends alike.
The creative mindset before mentioned, will be accompanied by a tangible willingness to try new things. Just say “YES!” Stoner Cancer. Whether you get invited to a large dinner party, an intimate smoke sesh, or a friend wants to show you their big buds. You should turn nothing down. Now, it should be noted, that you do not need to give into every whim, especially if it will bring you suffering. Be engaging, not reckless.
On your journey through the cosmos, you will encounter a multitude of people who will join you on your travels. You’ll be irresistible this month, so you should expect a great deal of company. Being surrounded by so many fellow seekers and smokers may require you sometimes to lead. This might mean being somebody’s ganja guru, guiding a new smoker through their first space cruises. Or, being the shoulder of solace for a cannabis companion. So, light up that fire, Stoner Cancer, no matter what trail you blaze, you will be leading your cannabis companions to new highs.
Stoner Gemini the December time period will be a beautiful transformation for you. As you shed the skin of past experiences and emotions, you will emerge a more beautiful and developed human. As with all transformations, there will be some work to shed the old skin.
Be prepared stoner Gemini, the month of December starts out with a critical phase. Your cleansing opportunity will come with the full moon on December 3rd. Smoke about it before the big day. A meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will help you reach clarity on past experiences that you wish to shed to move forward. This can be an emotional experience, but leaning into this exercise with a deep Indica strain will help draw out the hidden feelings you may have pushed away. This preparation will be key to deep and healing conversations you will have during the full moon cleansing. The most important aspect of this stage is to come out with the toxins of the past firmly cleansed. Moving forward with a blank slate and love in your heart will allow you to become a better version of yourself.
Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Gemini. This emotional dump may be difficult at the time, but it will leave you energized and excited about relationships moving forward. And boy will there be opportunities in December! Fresh, rejuvenated, and with a warm cosmic breeze at your back look to expand your smoke circle. Puff puff pass the positivity joint down the line to your fellow cosmic astronauts. It will be sure to come back around with love and companionship.
Fortunately the universe has blessed you with less drama and tasks in the work sphere. Work efficiency will be high in December. Toke time to organize your mental and office work space to take advantage of this positive cosmic blessing. The less cluttered you are with your tasks and projects, the more you will be free to dance December away.
Stoner Capricorn be forewarned December will be a sensitive stage. This is not a warning of doom and gloom in the emotional sphere, but a warning to be prepared. Your inner voice will come forward to drive your conscious self in December.
The sacred herb helps us stay in tune with our inner voice. It connects us to the reality of our circumstance. The current planetary alignment will accentuate the power of the sacred herb. In moments of self reflection and meditation this may be a wonderful amplifier. However, with the cosmos stripping away your thick skin, it will be best to avoid medicated moments in public.
Stoner Capricorn, always daring to change the world on your own. The December time period will be no different, but universal influences require you to take a larger approach. You will find more success as a member of a team. This task in networking will take you out of your comfort zone, but the rewards will be more than worth it. As you open your arms to more cosmic astronauts, you may find cannabis companions in the most unlikely places. Not only will your altruistic network grow, but your smoke circle may grow as well.
The planetary alignment is a blessing and an opportunity. This is a great period to hash out unresolved issues among family members and cannabis companions. Toke about it with the source of the problem. When things are left unresolved, even the closest relationships can be awkward. December is a great time to heal the scabs of old wounds.
Finally stoner Capricorn, the most important words for you in December: Take great care of yourself. During sensitive periods it is so important to remember to love yourself. As your subconscious takes over for moments in December, be sure to take conscious moments to pamper yourself and appreciate who you are as a person.
Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven’t already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. You are filled with passion and knowledge to share, but seize every opportunity to soak up the ancient wisdom from older hippies. The more willing you are to take chances on new experiences now means you will have more confidence when you are required to adapt and adjust your strategies later on.
December brings good opportunity to turn your passions into a paycheck. You have always enjoyed creative endeavors, but may have thought these could only ever be hobbies. Rather than feeling daunted by tough problems at work, a change in perspective will help you to see all the potential they hold. Thinking outside of the box will enable you to tackle old problems with novel approaches. Your contributions to group projects will certainly attract due notice from management. But, while you might be the key to success, remember that you are part of a larger team.
Don’t let your upward momentum go to your head, instead it will be better to use those energies to help elevate your peers and help to push them to your level. There is nothing wrong with some after work celebrations, in fact, they are recommended. Perhaps you and coworkers celebrate a late “Danks-giving” and chow down on your favorite cannabis infused side dishes. Or, you make this Christmas and Holiday season even more green with a marijuana themed gift exchange. Whatever your idea may be, all will experience noticeably higher spirits if you take the time to reward everyone for a year of hard work.
Stoner Leo December will be like visiting an old friend. Cosmic influences will bring you back in tune with your true self. Maybe you haven’t felt quite like the lion ruling a broad pride. The December time period will bring you back to your social roots. No meditation required stoner Leo; all that you want is in front of you ready for action. All strains, species, and forms of the sacred herb are on the table. Be sure to get out with cannabis companions. The smoke circle won’t be the same without you. Whether you are looking for fun, network expansion, or meaningful conversations, you will feel comfortable and at ease in all social occasions.
Stoner Leo the party animal lion! Take time in December to worship your cosmic space suit. With all the socializing and partying, your body might feel neglected if you don’t focus your attention on health and fitness. Instead of work hard – play hard, you should adhere to play hard – live well, as your mantra for December. Allowing your terrestrial space suit get worn down will ruin any hopes of a bright New Years. Now is the time to try hot yoga or a toxin releasing steam sauna. Just be sure to be as diligent with your workout routine as you are your social engagements.
Be forewarned stoner Leo: Those close to you may not be feeling the same cosmic blessing. Two factors could lead to trouble with close cannabis companions and love ones. First, your self centered nature will be a detriment with those close to you. Perhaps a medicated hot yoga session with the sacred herb could double as a meditative session focused on the needs of those closest to you. Second, while you might be feeling great with social confidence reaching for the stars, those around you may be in a different planetary alignment. The more you force your social enthusiasm on you inner smoke circle, the more opportunity you will encounter for arguments and spats. You must manage your expectations on your cannabis companions and loved ones.
It’s hard being the life of the party stoner Leo, good luck you lucky lion.
Stoner Aries, December is the month that you should focus your investments toward body and health. We are all space travelers zooming through the universe, and we only get one cosmic space suit–it’s important that we take care of it. This does not mean you should go out and adopt whatever new fashionable diet you come across surfing the net. Rather, make those small, but effective choices in favor of health. If you are prone to the munchies, choose more natural sweets like fruit, or limit yourself to only two scoops of ice cream. These seem trivial, but watch how quickly the little things add up to big results.
Most months, the Stoner Aries is filled with fire and ready to take on the world. During the winter months it can be more difficult to find outlets for all that energy. It will just require a little creative problem solving, but you can do it Stoner Aries. Maybe it’s time to finally get that gym membership, or you pick up hemp braiding, or try your hand at watercolor. You might decide to use your powers for some extra good and volunteer for a local charity. Whatever you choose, you are sure to excel in creating positive results in the cosmos.
This is why it is important to avoid couchlock. Find a nice sativa dominant variety or explore the family of Hazes. These will offer a cerebral boost to help focus the mind in order to accomplish the projects you undertake. In the spirit of improving overall health, it may be time to investigate vaporizers or medibles, more health conscious approaches to interacting with our favorite plant of healing.
Your energetic and free spirit will attract others who are curious as to how you do it. If you are single, Stoner Aries, be sure to keep some of your magic a mystery. Those who already have a special canna-companion will feel this connection grow. Your adventurous nature will serve you well as you and your partner seek new experiences on this big blue planet we call home. Safe travels fellow cosmic explorer!