Stoner Leo, your time has come. The August time period will be an opportunity to solidify and build upon all the work you have put in up to this point. Yes, that is a pretty heavy statement, but all the opportunities of August build from everything you are good at and that comes naturally to you.
Stoner Leo the lion, picture yourself with a shining golden mane standing on top of the mountain. A positive self image is key to fulfilling your destiny. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and self belief. There are no insecure lions leading the pride. And yes, stoner Leo, leading your cannabis companions is what you must do. Energy and confidence can be channelled with the sativa species of the sacred herb. Avoid any nervy or lethargic strains of the indica species for the month of August. The cosmos requires a bright eyed and bushy tailed Leo the lion to lead the masses to greener pastures.
Leadership through positivity and happiness will be how you impact your pride. Cannabis companions and fellow cosmic travelers will look to you for inspiration and guidance in their own path. This leadership and positive influence is your calling stoner Leo. The August time period will bring clear moments of enjoyment and fulfillment as you realize the strength within yourself. Now is not the time to get bogged down with simple or silly obstacles. Avoid arguing about minutiae; after all, you have a higher calling you are working towards this month.
True companionship can be found in August stoner Leo. Are you willing to give yourself fully? So often you hide your inner self for the greater good, but there are worthwhile cannabis companions capable of holding your giant heart. There will be moments of opportunity for you to open yourself up to the right person. True spiritual awareness requires a shared perspective with fellow humans.
Do you hear that buzzing sound stoner Libra? Perhaps it is more of a hum or a zing. Hear it? It’s you! August will be a time of boundless energy for the stoner Libra. New experiences and relationships will all be expected in the August time period. The universe has blessed you with a positive adventure. The only thing that can hold you back is complacency and negativity.
Get out! It’s festival season. Snatch up some tickets and make your plans. August is the time to get out and seek new experiences and meet fellow cosmic travelers. If a music festival just isn’t a possibility, then find other options that puts you in a celebratory position with your cannabis companions. Deep meditative dives with the sacred herb are not required in August. Be yourself and enjoy the sacred herb without deep internal thought. There will be plenty of opportunities to discuss life, the universe, and everything with new and old cannabis companions. Avoid indoor couch lock stoner Libra. All of the positive cosmic vibes I feel for you in August involve crowds, celebration, and the outdoors.
Your age or gender does not matter. These words are not just for a young single college student. Do not dismiss this opportunity. August is the time for something different than your normal path. Amazing experiences and people will unveil themselves when you try something new and put yourself out into the cosmic wave of humanity.
Specifically the 7th of August will be a catalytic time marker for the stoner Libra. The full moon will be out. Libras will feel like a tuning fork for wavelengths & energies flowing throughout the cosmos and our terrestrial plane. These omens of fun and companionship underlie a deeper current of knowledge and understanding that is possible in the August time period. This could be a significant moment in your life as far as understanding your place in the cosmos and your relation to your fellow humans. Whoa, deep dude. Good luck.
Stoner Pisces, this August you will have the means and opportunities to explore some of your more creative sides. Perhaps your hobbies have taken a backseat to the daily grind. Or, maybe there is a new creative outlet that you’ve been interested in pursuing that you’ve not had the time for. With the longer days of summer, you will have more than enough daylight and energies to explore new endeavors. The best advice for the waning summer months will be to pursue your passions. Whether there is a trail you’ve been waiting to explore, or a hidden smoke spot that you need to cristen by smoking a fresh green bowl, your next adventure is waiting. If you have been putting off these explorations, make the time, the rewards will be worth it.
This month, work will be as productive as you make it. While there may not be a long list of to-dos or tasks demanded by your work, you will have the opportunity to pursue the projects that you want to. You will only be as busy as you want to be. It is likely that you encounter some opposition in the workplace, but as long as you remember to use your words, you and your peers will arrive at common grounds. This newly achieved cooperation will only set you and your coworkers up for greater successes and allow everyone to get more accomplished. You may even find that when the work is done that you former adversaries have turned into some of your closest smoke buddies.
The best advice, Stone Pisces, will be to keep moving. Your new acquaintances will soon become close friends and your optimism is contagious and will inspire those around you to join you on your adventures. But, don’t move so quickly that you ignore the beauty around you. Find a sweet cerebral sativa to share with your cannabis companions that will help to enhance your own inspirations. If you are able to maintain this momentum and enthusiasm, you are sure to look back on an unforgettable summer.
Some believe that those who smoke are lazy or simply slackers. Your momentum and accomplishments this month, Stoner Sagittarius, will be substantial evidence showing that this stereotype is not always proven to be true. In fact, you will find yourself at a sprinter’s pace, overcoming hurdles and obstacles at an impressive pace. While this will be a positive attribute in the workplace, be careful not to run too quickly through the pleasantries in life. During the brief months of summer, be sure to follow through with plans that may have been established in previous months. Whether it’s a hike on a new trail, a cannabis infused dinner party with friends, or that yearly getaway where you can focus on relaxing with some of our favorite herb.
It will be important to allow your downtime to be all that you need it to be, and to keep this time separate from work spaces. Seeds that you planted long ago, will be ripening and you will experience the great harvest of your labors. You will be much too busy turning those plans into actions and actions into results to allow yourself to become distracted. If you are able to stay focused when you’re in work-mode, you will enjoy the best of both worlds: solid work accomplishments in the day, and successful smoke sessions during the evening hours.
Be sure to give credit where credit is due, Stoner Sagittarius. All of the success you encounter, while a direct result of your hard work, was not achieved without the help and support of those around you. But, the benefits go both ways. While you have had help accomplishing your dreams, you have been equally helpful to close friends and family. This month, it will not be a bad investment to expand your smoking circle. New friends and faces means new minds to help pursue roads yet to be explored. So, get out there and explore Stoner Sag, new opportunities and people are waiting for optimistic influence.
Stoner Scorpio, you may already find yourself feeling a little more spacey than usual. Since you will need little help feeling an altered state of mind, it may be wise to avoid the more cerebral sativas this month. Your best bet may be to find a nice earthy indica, great in flavor, but that will help to keep you grounded during uncertain times. You should not fear this uncertainty, however, as this period in your life does not explicitly contain changes for the worse. It simply means that you should prepare yourself for things to look and feel differently. If you are able to find and hold onto your center, you will be better equipped to embrace all that is new, and find the upside in everything.
One area you are sure to find peace is in the workplace. While peaceful doesn’t necessarily mean slow or uneventful, it is in your work that you will find your groove. Although you may find yourself this month with more questions than answers, be confident that the projects you accomplish this month will be long lasting. Keep your goals in plain view, that is, try to keep separate your herbal/homelife and tasks required for your job. By leaving the pipe at home, you will be able to maintain a clear focus on the finish line, which will give you an advantage over your competitors.
The home front, Stoner Scorpio, will feel no less abrasive, at least at first. But, remember, that ultimately, you control the outcome. There shouldn’t be any direct conflicts with those near to you. However, behind the scenes, there may be disagreements that are not immediately noticed. These may be as simple as deciding what kind of pizza toppings to order, or more substantially where the family will vacation this year. Instead of ill-will, first try to pass the pipe, or a calming cannabis cigarette. All parties involved mean well, but may have trouble hearing input from others. As long as everyone is able to keep their mind and ears open, unnecessary arguments should be easily avoided.
Stoner Taurus, selfishness is an ugly trait, but it can be a requirement in certain circumstances. In the final summer month, the planetary alignment has opened a window in which the bull must grab selfishness by the horns. Now is not the time to fix the ails of others or become preoccupied with the whims of a cannabis companion. Before you can help others stoner Taurus, you must heal yourself.
Before the moon is full on the 7th of August, inhale the finest green of the sacred herb and look inward. This meditative smoke session must be more of a medicated smoke session. You have been hiding deep desires and passions that can transform your inner growth and spirituality. Take time to be selfish and focus all of your attention on what can heal you. The flesh is your astronautical cosmic space suit. Your personal vehicle needs attention and maintenance. August is the perfect time to reshape and enhance the vessel that propels you through the terrestrial plane.
The month of August is an opportunity to draw out that passionate project you have been neglecting. Creativity and art can heal the soul and uplift the spirit. Unfortunately your cannabis companions and loved ones cannot help you with this task. Your body and spirit need nurturing, and the only fertilizer available comes from within you. This untapped creativity can come in many forms in August stoner Taurus. Perhaps there is an untapped idea or venture that is related to work, but can become your own side project. You have always wanted to work on this project, but the realities of life have held your inspirations back.
August also brings an expansive time for the stoner Taurus. With a focus on your inner self, fellow cannabis companions will seek the protections of the Taurus bull. Your smoke circle will grow without effort. But heed my words stoner Taurus, internal focus is no excuse for poor manners. Never pass a cached bowl.
Stoner Virgo stop! Listen to “Also sprach Zarathustra” from “2001: A Space Odyssey.” This should give you the impact and necessary tone for your August reading. You see stoner Virgo, Mercury is in retrograde for you in the August time period. Perhaps a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb should take place during this reading. You see, August will present a sort of choose-your-own-adventure stoner Virgo.
Please adjust your seat into a full and upright position. Your flesh spacecraft is about to experience turbulence. Mercury retrograde will jam all communication devices. No new adventures should originate during this time period. Be alert and aware during the final summer month. Murphy is clearly in charge and you have no control. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
OR stoner Virgo. You can choose the adventure based in logic and reason. You see Mercury in retrograde may be a myth or a pseudoscience built on illogical coincidence and anecdotal experience. Mercury doesn’t ever move backwards! This retrograde term is based entirely on perception. Mercury’s orbit is smaller than Earth’s. And when it speeds passed Earth, it only appears to move backward. This happens about four times a year, and it is occurring now during your sign. I figured a nice logical explanation would be the perfect joint for you to smoke stoner Virgo. When you hear about the dreaded retrograde and your impending doom, please smoke about it and forget about it.
To be on the safe side, or a little paranoid, you should retrace your steps for the year. Toke time to analyze what got you to this point and where you are headed. You will find appreciation in triumphs and potentially discover missed opportunities that propelled you to this point in your astrological timeline. Avoid starting new projects, but begin planning your steps after Mercury has safely passed into another sign’s influence.