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Virgo Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Virgo let’s employ the Atari video game Pitfall to fully understand the traps and opportunities of the month. Your path may not be predetermined, but walk the path you must. There will be sturdy rope swings to take you safely across obstacles; and there will be hidden traps that set you back on your progressive path. Much like the video game, your fate will rest in your actions and decisions regarding each obstacle and opportunity.

General advice becomes its own trap in July. Each stoner Virgo will have their own progressive path to navigate. The tools to promote progress within each inflection point could vary drastically between each individual. Know thyself stoner Virgo. Use the sacred herb as a meditative guide to engage your third eye, and connect your inner self with external decision making. Opportunities will come at you fast in July. But some of these opportunities will be pitfalls in disguise. The stoner Virgo will need all the tools available to engage opportunities and obstacles. You must channel your stoney psychic inner self to navigate the path ahead.

Again, I cannot give a specific sacred herbal prescription to aid in your video game adventure. Cannabis strains may be like that ancient Atari controller. By engaging your third eye in the decision-making, the likelihood of selecting the correct action will increase. Whatever actions and decisions you make in July, please remember stoner Virgo: This life is a game. Play hard. Play smart. Have fun.

There is a soft edge to this ominous monthly reading. All stoner Virgos will have an increased opportunity for companionship. Those already with cannabis companions should utilize the sacred herb to grease the gears of romance. Those that puff together stay together. Single Virgos may be distracted by all the video game action, but they will find new cannabis cohorts to share in the ganja game.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Taurus there will be some moments in July where it might feel like there is something funky in the air, and we’re not just talking about the sweet scent of freshly burnt sensimilla. While this period may be tainted by a cosmic malaise or queasy feeling, it will be important to avoid being … ma-lazy. I have the remedy my lovely stoner bull: Meditate and medicate with a trusted Sativa strain of the sacred herb. The objective is to avoid getting ‘stoned’ and stuck; instead toke-up to keep energy levels elevated and maintain a higher motivation. Those that get off the couch and ‘do’, will accomplish almost limitless projects and goals. Don’t let the sunny days of July dwindle and slip away stoner Taurus. If you can think it, and if you can dream it, you should get out there and get it done!

Please note: There is a difference between high aspirations and having your head stuck in the clouds. It can be nice to take a break, and lift your head above the stress of the day. But this month it will be important to invoke the healing side of the sacred herb. A holistic approach will be needed during this season. Self care will be the foundation for all other accomplishments. Meditative smoke sessions should also focus on what motivates you. This internal understanding is crucial to chart a course to your progressive destination. There is a great green world all around us, just waiting to be explored. Grab the ganja and your canna-crew. Get off the couch and find your bliss!

Stoner Taurus the path forward may not always be lit with navigational markers. When you run into an obstacle, find a way around, over, or under it. Creativity and relentless determination will see you through to your final destination. Be persistent, but be aware of spill over. Other tokin’ terrestrials close to you may be going through their own conflicts with the cosmos. Don’t impose your will or perspective without being invited to do so. Empathy, understanding, and herbal infused fellowship will be key to progress through any uncertain stages.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Calm cosmic winds will create open opportunities all around the stoner Scorpio. A lack of universal influence will provide freedom to move and do what you want without ambivalent forces pushing or pulling on your direction. Toke time with the sacred herb to consult with your inner self. Early in the month dive deep into the center of yourself with a secluded solo sesh. Ask your inner navigator, “Where do you want to go? What do you want to achieve?” For some this will be a goal. For other stoner Scorpios this will be a direction. The answer is quite unique to each individual. But once this cannabis assisted internal confab is complete, set out with firm confidence on your terrestrial mission.

Getting off to a great start in July is critical. Chill out with the sacred herb early in the month. There is a cosmic opportunity early in the month to relax, repair, and center yourself and your terrestrial spacesuit. Make sure the tasks of the day are done, but toke time for self.

Single stoner Scorpios keep your third eye engaged during your personal travels. You are almost assured to meet a cannabis companion in July. This newfound cannabis companion may not be a life love, but more of a partner-in-chronic. Whether you find a lover or a new smoke circle companion, stay engaged during your travels so not to miss this opportunity. We all need more cannabis crew-mates on our cosmic spaceship.

Stoner Scorpio, I know you won’t miss your daily allowance of vitamin THC during July, but you must take opportunities to get out and soak up some vitamin D. The solar rays will reign down positivity. These are the moments that will be crucial in your friendly endeavors. The month may start with a deep dive into the caverns of yourself, but the rest of the month should be spent outside with regenerative solar panels soaking up the energy of our solar mother.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Sagittarius the second summer month will be a bright and fortunate period. Hey buddy, just in time for that summer sun. Stay hydrated and enjoy an abundance of summer smoke sessions. Your sacred herbal prescription for July is wide open. All strains of the sacred herb are available for you to meditate with. However, be forewarned my stoner Sag: Sacred smoke sessions should be used with a keen eye toward engaging the third eye, and opening creative windows for problem solving.

Economically independent stoner Sagittarius’ will be armed with the WD40 of life; problems and obstacles will slip and slide with ease on your progressive travels. However, avoid getting too baked under all the blissful solar rays. Paranoia must be avoided. You got this. Believe in yourself!

Stoner Sag’s stuck in the gears of the economic grind will see success in July with a keen third eye toward duty and professionalism. Early in the month, find a quiet place to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. Use this sacred smoke session as a shot of confidence. You are good enough just the way you are. As long as you mind your corporate requirements, success and progression surely guaranteed.

Single stoner Sag’s rejoice! The planets have aligned to open a corridor of happiness this month. Love is never guaranteed, but smoke circle expansion and grand terrestrial adventures will bring sacred connections with fellow cosmic astronauts. This universal opportunity for joy and happiness is simply a door; you have to walk through it stoner Sag. Those living life with a partner-in-chronic should expect the same opportunity for happiness, but they might have to work a little harder for it. Freedom of movement will assist the single stoner Sag to seek out moments of happiness. The partnered stoner Sag must find internal freedom of movement. Toke time with the sacred herb to look inward. Seek out that deep connection between your inner self and your familial hearth. Every once in a while we need to recognize what’s right in front of us to regain appreciation, love, and happiness.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Pisces the easy-going summer continues from June into July. Let’s look at this protracted cosmic influence as a celestial lubricant allowing the stoner Pisces to slide into whatever adventure they want to manifest. Positive cosmic winds support a sort of choose-your-own-adventure in the second summer month.

Soak up the sun stoner Pisces! Solar rays will bring a kick of energy, like you’ve installed solar panels on your head. This solar kick will be the catalyst to achievement, determination, and creativity required to forge your own path. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: Too much time soaking up those solar rays will leave your cosmic space suit depleted. Care and attention must be paid on internal requirements as well as terrestrial adventures. Do it all! Get out and enjoy smokey adventures under the summer sun, and then kick back with a nap. Play hard with cannabis companions and rest well. Wash, rinse, repeat.

During this all-you-can-eat adventure buffet of July, be forewarned: Anything you want does not include close interpersonal relationships. If your energy starts to overwhelm cannabis companions, tone it down, and think it out. Puff puff pass on demands of others. Thoughtful self control will come in handy. The energetic boost in July could give you solar super powers. Use them for good stoner Pisces. At work, you could become the MVP of the team. Within your smoke circle you could become the partner-in-chronic everybody relies on.

Within the work sphere, opportunity for advancement will present itself this month. However, this month’s largest opportunity in the work sphere comes from within. An honest assessment of your occupation could lead to positive change in the future. Toke time for a solo smoke session to contemplate how your work fits into your desired life path. Change may not come directly from this meditative exercise, but this important task could be the first step toward positive change in future periods. Puff puff plot the path.

Libra Stoner Horoscope July 2019

This month, the stoner Libra will have a series of events where they must decide on when to hold ‘em and when to smoke ‘em. In some cases the line between the two may become a little hazy. Summer is officially at full burn, and this period shows no signs of cooling down. While spring is the season of growth, summer is the time when ideas and actions will fully ripen.
July will be the month where seeds planted long ago come to fruition. You may find a trusted smoke buddy grows into the roll of full fledged partner-in-chronic. Not necessarily romantically. A passion project or half baked idea formed in a smoke filled setting, may form into a solid, executable plan of action with a purpose. This is when it will be crucial to know when to separate the ganja and the grind: Even though the seeds for success might have been planted while meditating with the sacred herb, it will take a clear minded determination to manifest the dream into reality.

Stoner Libra It is likely the personal sphere and the business sphere will blend at times in the second summer month. With meditation and marijuana moments you will enhance the sight of your third eye. As the month progresses, this clarity of vision will aid in decision making regarding difficult obstacles impeding progress. When you still feel unsure of how to proceed, consult your canna-family when additional advice is needed. Remember, a friend with weed is a friend indeed. Share a bowl, share a laugh, and talk through all the seemingly stoney ideas until they finally make sense.

Don’t let the smoke clouds of problem solving obscure opportunities. It’s summer! For the stoner Libra anything can happen at any given moment with the proper mindset. The days are long and the possibilities are endless. Adventure and opportunity will only be limited by your ability to imagine. There are countless smoke spots with picturesque scenes just waiting to be captured by you and your canna crew. There will be plenty of time to sit on the couch once the heat fades, but right now your mission is to pack the piece, make sure your stash is stocked, and to savor every smoky moment of the season.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Of all the monthly periods of 2019, July may be the one that comes the most natural to the stoner Gemini. Some of your most notable characteristics will be crucial in navigating the sporadic scenarios of summer. The best advice is to just be your standard, stony self: Adaptive, thoughtful and at times impulsive. Let’s add flexibility to the fine list of characteristics. Even some of the best sun-soaked plans could need remodeling at any moment. Whether it be a camping trip, or a getaway to your favorite secluded smoke spot, know your itinerary can change without prior notice. When this happens, remember to stay calm and smoke on stoner Gemini. You got this. Dramatic changes are likely in July, but there is no need to fear the unknown. Instead, roll up a fatty and run towards it! All requirements for coping, or dealing with the obstacles of change, will be within your stoner star sign’s repertoire.

The most dynamic actions will manifest within the personal sphere this month. You are surrounded by a plethora of pot-friendly peeps, each with their own story and inner workings. So many stars crossing can at first seem chaotic. But once the smoke clears, you will find you are all cannabis cosmonauts flying on the same terrestrial cruiser with more in common than conflicting.

If tensions do arise, do not shrink away from responsibility. Be active and participate in conflict resolution. The peace pipe should be clean and on standby. The stash jar should be well stocked. Sharing a bowl can mean so much more than simply ‘getting stoned.’ The sacred herb can be a catalyst for conversation, and a way to rise above the fray while keeping everyone grounded. An herbal assistant to help meet each other on the same level. Your natural individual characteristics will be your best asset in turning dynamic change and challenges into positive progress for the whole ganja loving group.

Stoner Gemini, with all that being said, you must travel through July with confidence in self. A medicated meditation with the sacred herb early in the month will bring about the positive shift in perspective. And be certain, there will be plenty to smile about. Your ability to zig and zag as the month twists and turns, will convert a wild ride into memorable cosmic road trip. Remember to take time to stop and smoke the flowers. It may be a long trek to the top of the mountain, but rest assured the view from ten thousand feet high will be breathtaking.

Leo Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Settle down and smoke up stoner Leo! July will be a month of interesting conundrums. Many paths will stretch out in front of you. The road less traveled is always an enticing mysterious option, but sometimes the straight and narrow, or the tried-and-true provides for a smooth ride. Whatever route you choose, know that all the available options can lead to a positive destination. You are likely to encounter obstacles regardless of your choice. The sacred herb will help light the way. What first may seem outrageous could be a lucrative opportunity once viewed from a different vantage point.

While enjoying the sacred herb will be necessary to maintain balance, it will serve a more practical role during this period. Out of the norm challenges will call for out of the box solutions. Cannabis can be a fine way to recreate and relax, and it can also inspire far beyond instinctive reactions to find creative solutions. Specifically Sativa strains can be a catalyst to problem solving. However, be mindful stoner Leo to meditate on the final destination, not roadblocks along the path. No matter where your journey takes you, don’t forget to enjoy the ride.

Sacred smoke sessions with your cannabis crew are not merely recommended, but are mandatory this season. Puffing, passing, and laughing your with your smoke circle will be good for the body and great for the group. Advice from a different perspective could be the cosmic grease that keeps those karmic gears turning in a positive direction. Once solid momentum is achieved, it will be no thing to keep it moving. Grinding hard early in the month will also make way for more time with the pot-loving peeps later in the month. As long as you work hard to get the joint rolling in the first weeks, you and the canna crew can roast-up more herb as the summer days heat up.

The cosmic doctor offers a prescription of romance in July for partnered Leos. But the stoner Leo must fill the prescription to receive the remedies. Take your cannabis companion on an adventure, and enjoy life to its highest. Whether or not the stoner Leo has a special partner-in-chronic, a weekend getaway is a must. Blessings will come to those who actively seek them. So grab your bud-loving buddies, and find your bliss!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July 2019

While other star signs might be running frenetically in the summer sun, the stoner Capricorn will be lounging; soaking up the solar rays for future energetic adventures. This month is all about recharging the batteries in your terrestrial spacesuit. Your sacred herbal prescription for this month of R&R is wide open, but Indica strains and Indica-heavy hybrids will be most suited for July.

July is all about you stoner Capricorn. Rest and Recuperation is the main requirement. How you accomplish this task is up to each individual. Perhaps a deep solo medicated smoke session with the sacred herb in a comfortable spot sealed off from the world, will be on the agenda. Maybe a medicated nap under the summer sun will do the trick. Everything is available to the stoner Capricorn in the second summer month. So do it all! Just don’t forget to turn the cell phone off, and apply adequate amounts of sun screen during your medicated meditative restful respites.

Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: In order to take advantage of easy moments escaping the hustle and bustle of the terrestrial world, you must be decisive when obstacles or tasks are placed in front of you. Taking care of timely tasks will increase the amount, and quality, of restful meditative moments. The universal influence of this period of recuperation does not imply escaping reality and responsibility. The planets have simply aligned to support these zen summer excursions.

Sadly stoner Capricorn, I have no wishful predictions of budding love in July. However, this period will be great for acquiring smoke circle canna-buddies and strengthening bonds with cannabis companions. Be sure to include your partners-in-chronic on your stress free summer excursions. July might be all about your rest and recuperation, but that doesn’t mean your fellow cannabis connoisseurs can’t tag along.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Cancer an unusual planetary alignment will cover the second summer month. Cosmic forces will push against your good nature. This flip flop of supported character traits might come as a blessing in disguise. The cosmic anomaly will bring newfound ambition and confidence. A more strident and authoritative stance could feel like a super power for the stoner crab.

Keep calm and smoke on stoner Cancer. Maintain a keen third eye on internal grounding. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for adjusting your desired temperament. Balance will be key, so stock your sacred stash box with hybrid strains. Select a Sativa dominant strain for those powerful confident moods where your new super power is ready to be unleashed upon the world. Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety with an Indica dominant hybrid when the unusual planetary alignment creates an unsorted feeling.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: July’s cosmic turbulence is like surfing a wave. Balance and stamina is the key. If you lose focus or determination, you could risk drowning under the wave.

And get ready to ride immediately stoner Cancer. The newfound powerful tone will present itself in the workplace early in the period. Are you strong enough to wield this power? You can do it! Start off the month with your Sativa dominant hybrid. Use the Indica dominant hybrid to fall back and reassess if things don’t work out. As turbulent as this cosmic wave may feel in the moment, you have limitless options to find positive progress.

For single stoner Cancers, this dynamic period will be positive and rewarding. The versatility in your lifestyle will give you the necessary flexibility to maintain balance in a shifting environment. Be sure to stick to your own instincts and internally guided path. Do not let others lead you in July. For stoner Cancers with a partner-in-chronic, July is optimal for planning and familial gatherings. Ride the chaotic wave to positive blessings.