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Virgo Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Virgo, your Zodiac peers often look enviously to your example:  An easy breezy, go-with-the-flow kind of stride that keeps everyone wondering, “How DO they do it?”  As nice as it is to recite mantras like, ‘keep calm and puff on’ or ‘light up and let go’, you know the truth stoner Virgo: It takes work!

Don’t get caught up in making it look so easy.  You love it when the stars align to pave the way for a peaceful path ahead. But, you are equally excited when the cosmos has a little chaos in store.  You don’t seek out troubles stoner Virgo, yet you are willing, and ready, to face any challenge that you encounter during your terrestrial travels. 

Stoner Virgo, the secret to maintaining forward moving momentum this season will be to celebrate your setbacks as readily as your successes. Even when you miss your mark, or fail to cross the finish line, there is opportunity for growth. There are times when instead of letting go, it is better to lean into our mistakes.

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Meditating with the sweet soothing vapors of sensimilla will not just be helpful this month, it will be essential. Breath deep stoner Virgo. Inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and allow it to elevate your perspective. From this higher vantage point, you will be better poised to see the big picture.

It will be a challenge for the ever-ambitious stoner Virgo, but one of the most productive things you can do this month is to give yourself a break. You are the master of the daily grind, but right now you might be questioning what you’re moving toward. 

With the help of the sacred herb, and a set schedule for mindful medicated meditation, you will find your inspiration again. Solo smoke sessions will give you the space and setting for self-reflection, away from any outside forces or influences. 

After some much needed time spent alone, smoking out and looking inward, you will be eager to rejoin your fellow stoner Zodiac on their cosmic cannabis chronicles.  You will be ready again to rise to any unexpected detour or obstacle the Summer brings. But different from the tense, self-critical days early in the month, you’ll now know that it’s okay if you decide to puff puff and pass the first time around.  To try again later after you’ve given yourself more time to pause, puff, and prepare.

Aries Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Aries with summer in full swing, you are fired up, roaring and ready to blaze full speed ahead. You are the fun-loving spirit who will say yes to almost any invitation for adventure.  The one who is down to join your partners in chronic on all of their endo-excursions. But proceed with caution this month.  The goal is to make the most of the long days and good weather, not to burn yourself out before you make it to July.  So, slow your roll stoner Aries, or at least try to pace yourself.  It is better to take a pause, toke a moment to think, and know what you’re getting into before you fully commit. 

Stoner Aries, there are some of your coworkers that see your confidence as you being cocky; those who see your relentless persistence as showing off to the supervisors. Everyone is entitled to have their opinions, but it is up to you as to whether you take their words as insults or inspiration. You can waste your energy worrying about what the critics have to say, or you can choose to invest your efforts into constructive collaborations with your more ambitious peers. My rambunctious Ram, during June you may end up packing the peace pipe for one. A few stress relieving tokes will help you to stay grounded and keep your spirit high.  Keen well placed solo smoke sessions will help rise above the fray, and the naysayers. 

Before you embark on outdoor expeditions this month, you should spend time exploring your own inner nature. Regardless of whether you prefer Indica or Sativa, maybe you smoke them all, now will be a good time to seek out cerebrally stimulating strains. There may not be any apparent issues that are troubling you right now, but medicated meditative sessions with the sacred herb can shine light on what is beneath the smokey vail. Perhaps there is an underlying tension with a close cannabis companion or a four-twenty friendly family member. Before you finalize any trips or plans with this person, light up and let go of any past grievances you might be holding onto. It is important you align your chakras, and find your own Zen first stoner Aries. Otherwise, when you do get together for your next smoke session, you risk puff puff passing bad vibes instead of kind buds.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here.  While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the past few weeks…month…year. It’s understandable if you’d rather keep it low key, and close to home while you wait for the cosmic winds to calm. You may not travel very far, but with the sacred herb as your guide, June will be a time for spiritual exploration! 

Stoner Cancer, if work requires you to collaborate on any projects this month, be sure to keep the group limited to those who are crucial to getting the job done. You’re not the only one who is feeling a bit off balance.  Your peers may also be working through their own unseen cosmic turmoil. And if you get too many hazy brains together, you increase the likelihood for miscommunication, and potentially hurt feelings. You can avoid unwanted conflict by making sure you express your ideas as clearly, and concisely, as possible. Now is not the time for half-baked suggestions, but for well thought out plans ready to be implemented. For the first couple weeks of the month you should put the pipe down, at least while you’re on the clock. In other words, keep your buds and business separate stoner Cancer. Of course, at home you can toke all the time you want to relax and recreate with your favorite strains; but during the nine-to-five, your team will need you fresh, focused, and ready to grind.

Stoner Cancer it can be nice to reminisce; to reflect on the highs & lows, and all of the grade-A ganja from days gone by. Just be cautious you don’t spend too long scrolling through your old pictures, or you will risk missing out on all the new photo ops, and adventures ahead! While you might start out the month feeling like a lethargic homebody, by the final days of June, you will once again get your Crabby groove back. During this time, you should try to avoid those in your canna-crew that you feel are putting off negative vibrations. It’s not that you can’t empathize when someone is having a tough time, but negativity can be caught like a cold.  

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June

It’s the season of the Twin!  Stoner Gemini I am sure you are geared up and ready to toke all you can this month.  But watch out!  There are hidden cosmic elements that should pull the reins on highly ambitious expectations.

Chill stoner Gemini, this month is going to be fantastic.  With the right attitude, realistic expectations, and a measured cannabis copilot, you will have all the tools to smoke the month in style.

The right attitude is all about positivity.  This is your season, and you should own it!  Inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb.  Now is the perfect time to think deep about where you are, how you got here, and where you are going.  Your journey is all about you.  It’s ok to toke time to manifest positivity into your terrestrial adventure.

Stoner Gemini make sure to maintain realistic expectations in June.  Mercury is in retrograde during this blessed season.  This could mean if you over-extend yourself, and fly too close to the Sun, you will sure get burnt.  The progressive opportunities this month have more to do with internal contemplation rather than external celebration.

The cannabis prescription for June plays a large part in attitude and expectations for the month.  First, don’t over indulge stoner Gemini.  Mercury retrograde will always be lingering like a stale smoke cloud ready to punish reckless decisions.  Perhaps this is the time to try that Indica strain with high CBD percentages.  Use your cannabis copilot to help you navigate to introspective meditations.  There are opportunities this month for personal and emotional breakthroughs with deep medicated contemplation.  Progress within your long-term journey, and the current perspective within your life’s timeline.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will act as a cannabis inspired internal diagnostic checkup of sorts.

Don’t get it twisted like the end of a perfectly rolled joint stoner Gemini.  This will be a great month!  As long as you toke time for self, and maintain responsible behavior and expectations, your cannabis copilot will guide you in the right direction.  Seek more meditative smoke sessions rather than celebratory bowls.  Not only should things work out just fine in June, the important things in life should be enhanced and grow like our favorite weed.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Capricorn Summer is finally here. You might be tempted to light up and leave all your worries behind; especially as you see your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts appear to be living the carefree life. Unfortunately, June will not provide you the same opportunity for a go-with-the-flow attitude, at least if you want to avoid the rough rapids ahead. Flexibility and willingness to change direction will be crucial in safely navigating the uncertain cosmic currents of June. While it may not feel like it when you’re in the muck of it, there is an upside to the challenging times ahead. You will have endless opportunities to flex your creative muscles stoner Capricorn. Classics cannabis strains like Jack Herer or AK-47 will provide the catalyst for uplifting and inspiring problem-solving smoke sessions. 

Stoner Capricorn, with all the highs and lows, and constant flux expected this month, you can at least count on work to be a safe and peaceful haven, free from setbacks and surprises. However, this doesn’t mean you can turn on autopilot and coast through the month. Now is the time to stay on your grind, and to grow your rainy-day funds. If there is opportunity for overtime, take it stoner Capricorn; if you’re busy making it, you won’t be busy spending it. And with a little extra green in your wallet, you won’t have to feel guilty paying a little more to treat yourself to some of those top-shelf sticky strains.

Stoner Capricorn, you are often the canna-buddy with kind herb and sage advice. This month you might be the one who needs encouraging words, or for a cannabis companion to offer you the first hit off a freshly packed bowl. Whatever the stars have in store for you, remember you don’t have to face it alone. Plus, it’s a lot harder to feel lost when you have a friend to puff puff pass the time with. By the middle of the month the cloudy haze will lift, and the path ahead will become more clear.  My sure-footed Sea-Goat, with renewed clarity, and a refreshed spirit, a weekend adventure is required in the second half of June. Celebrate getting your groove back with a trip to your favorite smoke spot, or hit up your most adventurous partners-in-chronic and set out to discover new ones.  You got this stoner Capricorn.  Puff the creativity, exhale the negativity.

Leo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Leo the first Summer month is finally here.  There are sure to be many smoke sessions to cloud your terrestrial travels this month.  But the driving nature of your connection to the cannabis crew will be changed during this time period.  Don’t worry my prideful Lion, I do not have deep internal meditations of introspection in my cannabis infused astrological guidance.  That struggle is for another time period.  Perhaps this month could be looked at as a break from the normal terrestrial grind.  Perhaps June will be a cannabis inspired vacation of sorts from your key characteristic drivers.

Let’s look at a bowl matching sessions as an analogy for the flip flopped nature of the June time period.  Typically you are the one loading the bowl, and sharing the pipe.  You have all the information, and convey that to your canna-buddies.  When the match comes back, you are more keen to experience the action and the fellowship more so than the information contained within the process.  The universe is sending waves of support to a passive stoner Lion in June.  One that truly hears and responds to the genuineness of information puff puff passed.

You are the leader of the stoner Zodiac.  Usually it is you who gives the review of the latest cannabis strain combusted in your pipe.  You are typically a giver of information, and less likely to receive opinions and anecdotes of others.  There are true benefits to flipping this script once in a while.  As you follow your own path, sometimes you may find the herd has wandered off in another direction.  Now look at this scenario from another perspective:  Has the herd wandered off, or have you?  The first Summer month will be a great time to sit back, listen, and watch your smoke circle.  Find new information through passive puff puff passing.  In the end, this market research may open your eyes to a new path of leadership in future periods.

Stoner Leo there is great progress that can come from feedback from your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill in June stoner Leo.  Now is the time to stock the stash jar with deep Indica or Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains.  As you practice being a passive participant in your terrestrial travels, there will be moments of epiphany that may be difficult.  Guard yourself from defensive reactions stoner Leo.  Find your inner chill with the assistance of the sacred herb.  You will be back leading the stoner tribe by the end of the month, and you will be armed with so much new information to guide your pride.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Libra Summer is finally here!  But is it really?  The tones and notes of Summer may be in the air, but the blessings of the season will have to wait for July and August.  Mercury is in retrograde for the start of Summer.  Now, this doesn’t spell disaster, but a keen third eye will have to be placed toward location and ambition.

Go ahead stoner Libra, stock the stash jar with Indica and Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains.  Instead of an outwardly energetic month of travel, June will be best spent near home.  I know you prefer exotic smoke spots out and about on the terrestrial plane with your canna-crew, but that will have to wait for future time periods.  Instead, toke time to contemplate and reimagine your stellar smoke spot at home.  The most progressive path through June will be to burn bowls and pass blunts on the homestead.  Create a creatively comfortable meditative smoke spot in your domicile.  One where you can travel on sacred herbal voyages to other dimensions and realities, all while enjoying the comfort of home.

Stoner Libra, June will be more about cleaning your internal house than outward ambitious expansion.  Mercury retrograde will place cosmic roadblocks in the path of ambitious plans.  And that’s ok.  Every once in a while, we all need to toke pause, assess our journey so far, and puff puff plan where we are going.  But more importantly for the balanced stoner Libra, this month will be best spent cleaning up the clutter that fogs-up your third eye vision.  Before Summer can truly begin, you must complete work-in-progress.  This will mean different things to different Libras.  Whether it be mental or physical projects, these nagging to-dos in the back of your head must be completed.

Save the travel and grand expansive expectations for another time stoner Libra.  This marijuana musing of mine may seem boring, but we all need recuperative time with the sacred herb as much as a stoney adventure.  Clear the clutter, complete the tasks, and break into the second Summer month ready to climb mountains, float streams, and burn bowls out on the terrestrial plane.  You will look back and be thankful you toked time for self in June.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Pisces, you are able to get along with almost everyone. Afterall, you are the kind and fun-loving Fish, ready to share a bowl, and your positive wavelengths, with all those who wade into your nearby waters. But not everyone will be attracted or impressed by your overflowing optimism. Don’t waste time worrying about a few crabby critics stoner Pisces. In the metaphorical bag of life, it won’t take you long to figure out which people are the sweet, stoney nugs that add flavor and feeling, and those who are like the sticks and stems that everyone would rather avoid. So don’t waste time trying to convince the skeptics. You’ve got big ideas, and an even bigger heart, share them both with those who will appreciate them most.

Stoner Pisces, as you move towards the Summer Solstice eagerly welcoming warmer days and clear blue skies, be mindful that the weather might not be the only thing that’s heating up. Tensions in the workplace are expected to hit record highs as hot tempers rise. Even you stoner Pisces, with your easy going approach to most situations and people, may find yourself in conflict with your peers. You can do your part to restore the peace by picking up the pipe, and putting down your grudges. But, sometimes it can take more than meditating with the sacred herb to shake off bad vibes. Seek out a four-twenty friendly mentor at work, or turn to a cannabis confidant for an outside perspective. Stoner Pisces, sometimes it takes filtering your feelings through someone else’s lens to better see how your own actions are contributing to the conflict; and thus, to realize your role in getting everyone grooving together again.

My friendly Fish, there’s comfort in finding like-minded cannabis comrades to spend time with, and share your special stash. Those you call your stoner fam; the ones you know it’s always safe for you to let your guard down around, and be your goofy, ganja-loving self. While it might be the things that you have in common which first brings you together, it is the diversity of ideas and personalities that helps grow lasting connections. Stoner Pisces, perhaps you and your cannabis companions endlessly argue over whether Indica or Sativa are better. Maybe you proclaim the superiority of organically grown outdoor buds, while they believe that high octane hydroponics is the only way to go.  However fun they are to debate, those are the things that don’t really matter. What matters most is that years from now, when you look back on this Summer, you remember all the good green, and the great people you smoked them with.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Sag June will focus on personal growth and patience.  Mercury and Saturn are transiting retrograde this month.  Now this doesn’t spell out the doom and gloom some would have you believe, but it does change the normal flow within your stoner star sign traits.

My fiery Archer, you can often be the life of the party:  Packing and matching bowls from your endless quiver of a stash jar.  But this month your target will change.  Instead of smoke circles and bowl matching sessions, you will save your best buds, and moments of reflection, for yourself.  The target of your drawn arrow, and the subject of your marijuana musings, will be front and center in the mirror.  

This prescription for solo medicated meditative dives with self will be most useful in the personal sphere.  The June retrograde could impact close personal relationships the most.  Cannabis companions will have trouble deciphering your messages as lines of communication will be scrambled by cosmic interference.  Thus my Archer, the mission for June will be to avoid conflict in heavy communications with close cannabis companions, and seek internal contemplation with your cannabis copilot, if you choose to accept it.  

There is a particularly blessed period during the month for the single stoner Sagittarius.  During the New Moon of the 10th, cosmic interference will subside.  This brief window will be a perfect opportunity to access the information from internal meditations.  Toke time not just to see yourself, but the terrestrial battlefield around you.  The playing board will become much more clear, and thus open another opportunity for progress.  For the partnered stoner Sagittarius this New Moon window will provide more information in your internal targeting.  Future periods will be chronically blessed from the clarity of this New Moon window.

There is beauty and progress in this mission with the sacred herb stoner Sagittarius.  This is merely a period to regroup, and fine tune your cosmic bow.  What you learn about yourself this month could be used in future periods hunting out on the terrestrial plane with your canna-crew.  

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Scorpio the June time period could be legendary!  Progress and personal breakthroughs found in future time periods may be tied back to this time right now.  You have a secret weapon.  You have a cannabis copilot to guide you through periods like this to find triumph where competition wasn’t even expected.

Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Scorpio.  Retrograde has become a bad word in astrological machinations.  But is it really?  You will dispel the rumors that Mercury retrograde is an unbreakable chain linked to negativity within the stoner Zodiac.  Let’s look at this month like a bag of cannabis gifted from a canna-grower.  Sure, you find some seeds and stems, but at the heart of this holistic bag of good green is patience, love, and fellowship.  If the medicated meditations are beneficial, do the seeds and stems really matter in the end?  Of course not stoner Scorpio, and you can see that.

The key to progressive success in June will be the ability to expand your mind, slow time, and view yourself and our terrestrial world from a higher perspective.  This month is made for you my deep thinking Scorpion.  Toke time to carve out many deep medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Instead of recommending a particular strain, I recommend finding a holistic bag of homegrown good green.  Know the source stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with the most local, and quality grown herb you can find.  Use this enhanced connection with cannabis to guide your contemplative smoke sessions.  Our cosmic spaceship will seemingly slow its rotation, and you will be able to see terrestrial matters more clearly with your enhanced third eye sight.

Sure sure stoner Scorpio, Mercury retrograde will cause fits and hitches in your planned terrestrial travels.  But the broader theme of expanded perspective will solve the fret and worry of such unexpected detours.  With a keen third eye sight from a lifted perspective, these hiccups and roadblocks will seem trivial to your long term travels.  Float on stoner Scorpio, and be sure to tell us all how you got there when you reach your final destination.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Taurus the cosmos will bring a tumultuous start to the Summer season.  It’s possible no stoner star sign will feel the impact of Mercury retrograde more than the hard charging stoner Bull.  But sit back, take contemplative tokes of the marijuana smoke, and let’s puff puff plan a course of action to find progress in this less than ideal cosmic storm.

Ambition and tenacity must be tempered stoner Taurus.  Our wonderful universe is all about balance.  There are periods where the cosmic influence will feed a warm breeze congruous with your stoner traits, and then there are periods like this.  A simple solution to this cosmic conundrum will be to guide your hard charging attitude into something more internal.  Instead of outward ambitious expansion on the terrestrial plane, you could seek internal expansion within yourself, and your knowledge base.  There are two cannabis strains that could help you adjust to this cosmic change-up.  ACDC, a hybrid strain with loads of CBD and minimal THC, is perfect to relax and calm the nerves while also helping with focus on your studious internal endeavors.  Keep a secondary stash jar loaded with the old classic Northern Lights cannabis strain.  This Indica strain is known for its chill mood enhancing properties.  There will be moments when things do not go your way this month.  Perhaps in other months you might be able to charge through obstructions, but in June you will need to find your chill, take a step back, and reassess alternative methods to proceed.

Take a step back stoner Taurus.  This month may have its challenges, but it also has great opportunities.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find a higher perspective.  Take a break from the hard charge of life, and toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  As you work on building your knowledge base and internal tools to take into future periods, also toke time to see yourself, and connect with your spirit guide.  Lean on your cannabis copilot to guide you through this time-out of sorts.  A lot of strategy and recalibration can come when you’ve paused the game.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Virgo, get ready for an intriguing June.  Mercury and Saturn are in retrograde this month, and the effects could be more dramatic for the hard working Virgin.

You must find your inner chill stoner Virgo.  Seek out an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain to utilize as your daily driver for the month.  Wedding Cake should do nicely.  Mercury in retrograde affects communications with your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  The Saturn retrograde gives a two-handed shove of momentum to communication breakdowns in the work sphere.  But fear not my diligent stoner Virgo, with foreknowledge and your cannabis copilot, you will get through this difficult stage with all your precious glass intact.  One of the benefits of the Mercury retrograde is the opportunity to analyze your terrestrial station.  Use smoke sessions with the sacred herb to seek a higher perspective on your current work situation.  How much does work dominate your personal life?  Is there room to dampen down the perfectionist expectations on others while you delegate work tasks?  Perhaps you are bearing the load because of your direct actions?  Toke time to contemplate your actions and decisions in the work sphere, and how they can be adjusted to promote a higher quality of life in future periods.

Make it a mantra this month:  Chill stoner Virgo.  Perhaps put some soothing reggae music on top of your playlist.  But repeat this mantra over and over again.  June is not the month to take on arguments with coworkers or partners-in-chronic.  Yes, you might have to perform the difficult task of biting your tongue this month.  Put that argument in your pocket, and analyze it during a medicated meditative smoke session later.  Find your chill stoner Virgo, or insignificant moments of disagreement could become dramatic moments of argument. 

Chill stoner Virgo.  Everything is going to be ok.  A lot of this broad personal contemplation with the sacred herb could unlock massively progressive points of freedom within your spirit.  Accepting a lack of control while strengthening your self confidence could be a combination leading to spiritual freedom.  By the time the Full Moon on June 24th rises, you should be feeling like a new you.  Spark a bowl on this date, and celebrate the majesty of our universe, and your place in it.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Aquarius Summer is finally here!  But the newfound solar influence this month will be accompanied by a cosmic conundrum of sorts.  Perhaps this will be the perfect puzzle to keep your inquisitive mind occupied.  With your cannabis copilot connecting your mind, body, and spirit, this month is sure to be an adventure.  Ah yes my stoner Water-Bearer, an intoxicating escapade for a trippy stoner.  Just another great month in the grand mystery of life.

There are a couple key aspects that can unlock the power of the cosmos in June.  Mercury will be in retrograde for a large portion of the month.  While this celestial influence usually comes with roadblocks and speed bumps on the terrestrial road of life, it will also create a unique circumstance for you, stoner Aquarius.  You are always thinking.  Nuance of ideas, breadth of subjects, and creativity in application, are all hallmarks of your eccentric thought processes.  This hyper aware sense of existence will be accentuated in June as creativity and analysis blend together in a knot of dialectic.

Stoner Aquarius, use the sacred herb to slow down your racing mind so that you might catch the most pertinent and progressive creative thoughts as they race by.  Your daily driver should be an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain this month.  Find your inner chill to brush off the nuisances of our physical world during the period of retrograde; but embrace the manic creative thought process rushing internally.  “Journalling” is an action that can be quite illuminating for any stoner as they try to connect the internal spirit with an outward projection.  But this term is too narrow for your mission in the first Summer month.  Think of “journaling” more broadly.  Use any and all tools at your disposal to catch those important thoughts, and manifest them in the physical world.  A phone app, scratch paper, sketch pad, or even a recording device could all be great tools to help you organize your stoner thoughts and creative inspirations.  Some sort of dictation tool like those examples should be just as important in your smoker’s travel kit as a lighter or your favorite piece.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius:  The creative internal musing of June will be a solo trip.  Other stoner star signs will have their own personal dilemmas with Mercury retrograde.  You are usually a difficult stoner to keep up with in the smoke circle.  The June time period will intensify your eccentric nature from the perspective of the canna-crew.  There will be a lot going on in that investigative stoner brain of yours.  Keep those racing puzzle pieces to yourself.  Perhaps you will be able to share your creative endeavors once the big picture is found.  Your June cannabis contemplations could become chronic stories on stoney adventures later in the Summer.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Taurus of all the stoner star signs, you will have the greenest thumb this month. Whatever you touch will flourish, and everyone you encounter will leave with peace in their hearts and good buds in their pipes! Some might be skeptical of your vibrant optimism, thinking that you are just looking at the world through green-colored glasses. But you can’t help but to see the stash jar as half full. Stoner Taurus, it is precisely your natural ability to see the greatest potential in almost everything; this will inspire and elevate all those who get to call you their cannabis companion. 

Stoner Taurus, there are those who are only able to see the seed, small and seemingly insignificant. With your third-eye sight, you can envision the beautiful and bountiful garden it will become. While you are never one to be afraid to get your hands dirty, or do whatever is needed to get the job done, during this period you will make a bigger impact by focusing on the planning phases of projects. My patient Bull, let others worry about implementation while you focus on the big picture. Spend time with stimulating Sativa cannabis strains during your brainstorming sessions. Now is the time to let your imagination fly freely, and embrace all things creative. You never know when inspiration will hit you.  What begins as a half-baked idea during a smokey night with the sacred herb, may just be the spark that manifests tomorrow’s next big innovations. 

Be cautious stoner Taurus.  Some of your closest cannabis companions are heading toward a time of tumultuous celestial commotion. While you can’t prevent karma from taking its course, you can be a stoney oasis amidst the cosmic chaos.  Be the calm, cannabis-friendly center in the eye of the storm. When you see those near you are going through something heavy, sometimes the best thing you can do is to pack a bowl, light it up, and listen. As the month goes on, the smoke will clear, and your partners in chronic will be back to their vibrant and lively selves. But, until then, your bright aura will serve as a guiding light through the hazy days ahead.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio?  Of course you do my brave Scorpion.  Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs.

One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally.  As you travel through May, you will shed complex layers of emotional and spiritual understanding.  Each layer peeled will be like a rebirth of perception within our terrestrial existence.  Heavy stuff right?  The cosmic trick to this period will be the unexpected nature and frequency of these personal epiphanies.  I recommend flexibility within your schedule so that deep dives with the sacred herb can be accommodated at the right moments.  

Stoner Scorpio, stock the stash jar with two cannabis varieties this month.  First, a deep Indica strain that can assist you in slowing down the world to find deeper connection with self.  Granddaddy Purple or Bubba Kush should do nicely.  This sacred herbal tool should be used in meditative moments when the universal rollercoaster is ratcheting higher and higher with increased tension.  It is in these moments when you must face the terrestrial fear of the outside world, and connect with your inner voice for guidance.  Second, keep a balanced hybrid cannabis strain like Blue Dream or Sherbert as your daily driver.  You need to balance my swift Scorpion!  After you’ve faced your fears, and communicated with your inner self, you will need sure feet, and a calm head, to practice and enact your new understanding among your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Progress and growth are the key drivers to the celestial influence of May.  But instead of a helpless passenger, you will be driving the change.  The rollercoaster is a great metaphor for May; but maybe instead of placing yourself in the cart for this analogy, you should manifest yourself as the carnival conductor.  You are the master of this ride stoner Scorpio.  

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Sagittarius the period of May will delight the tension in your bow.  My curious Archer always on a quest for truth and reason, perhaps this month you shall hit your mark with precision.  Make sure your quiver is loaded with a balanced hybrid cannabis strain.  The key to this month will be feeding the natural curiosity with an enhanced third eye, while maintaining the energy and enthusiasm to fulfill your quest.

Toke time to chill stoner Sag.  The largest warning for May will be to avoid charging the gates without a plan.  The universal influence this month will provide a wind at your back, but don’t over shoot your shot!  Your natural abilities will be heightened.  Toke time to chill with the contemplative magic of the sacred herb to gain an enhanced perspective before jumping all-in on an attack.  Much like herb filled bowls, there will be plenty of targets in May.  Steady your movements to smoke them all.

There is another magical influence from the cosmos in the final Spring month that will act like a kief dusting on the bowl of life.  Your inquisitive nature will be buoyed by the celestial alignment.  This is a time of learned endeavors and expansive ideas.  Don’t go solo on your terrestrial mission in May.  Pack a bowl for two, and pack the stash jar with enough to share.  The key to unlocking the philosophical and creative experiences this month will be communication and companionship.  What could be better than chopping it up with the canna-crew while burning bowls?  This type of situation could lead to that big “ah ha” moment you have been seeking.

Good luck on your adventure stoner Sag!  Don’t get lost in one particular part of the mission.  Each step has its own unique opportunity.  Puff the plan.  Smoke the execution.  Load the bowl for the troops.  You will come out of May an advanced Archer of the highest degree.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Pisces this month you find yourself in the heart of Spring, the quintessential season of transformation and growth. For you, it is also an ideal time for outside exploration, and inward examination. When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Or, a better question is, what do you want to see? Stoner Pisces, your potential for growth and self-discovery will be limited only by your own imagination and willingness to follow your dreams. Self-care is more than just a feel good buzz word, it is the seed from which all other positivity sprouts. You are known for being attentive and considerate of others’ needs and feelings, but it’s hard to help others find their footing if you’re not first grooving yourself. There’s nothing wrong with stepping away from the smoke circle to pack a bowl for one, toke time alone to relax, find your center, and realize your own inner peace.  Then you can rejoin the group with enough good vibes to go around. 

While this will be an important and prosperous period for you stoner Pisces, try not to take yourself too seriously. In the workplace you have the chance to be equally constructive and creative. It’s okay to let your imaginative left brain take the lead, as long as you let your logical right brain take over when it’s time to implement plans into action. With this in mind, you should be a little more selective with your cannabis strains in May. Try to stick to a stimulating sensimilla; something that will stoke creative fires, and lift your spirit to higher levels of consciousness. If you’re overwhelmed with just how many different strains are available these days, simple classics like Super Sour Diesel or AK-47 are always a good choice. Although your nights will be hazy, you will start each day with a clear and refreshed mind, ready to tackle whatever the workday might bring!

Stoner Pisces, the skies are clear, the sun is shining, and the open road is calling your name. If you play your cards right, you will travel many miles on endo-excursions to destinations both near and far. The key to a successful road trip season is to make solid plans. Now is not the time to grab the pipe and go, but instead toke time to load up an inspired plan. Stoner Pisces, with good friends by your side, and kind buds in your pipe, you can be certain that the journey this Spring will always be as memorable as the destination. 

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

Prepare yourself stoner Libra. May is going to be a mixed bag of herb:  Some shwaggy nugs sprinkled in with perfect sticky icky. The final Spring month will find you feeling off balance, and emotional. You’ll start May with a strong sense of self-evaluation, and then slowly transition to a place of action. Toke time with the sacred herb often this month Justice Seeker. Our great green herbal copilot can help smooth the rough edges of tense times.  

Stoner Libra, as a tactful and open-minded terrestrial astronaut, you will find May to be bursting with opportunities to wow your fellow canna-buddies with your intricate and creative philosophies. Load your favorite piece for sharing, and grab your closest partners in chronic for contemplative planning and collaborative action. This much needed time with the canna-crew will allow you to fully understand the self-reflective state you’ve been in recently, and push you to take action where necessary.  

The work sphere will provide a respite from the heaviness of your brooding thoughts this month stoner Libra. Allow yourself to get lost in the simplicity of completing menial tasks. I recommend limiting smoke sessions to after business hours.  Sometimes work can be an escape from the heady dilemmas and dramas of the personal sphere.

Be forewarned stoner Libra:  The emotional rollercoaster of May has many ups and downs, twists and turns. Use the sacred herb as a calming influence.  Release, and enjoy the ride.  This month you will cry. You will miss old friends, and lovers dearly. You will long for opportunities lost. Do yourself a favor and reach out. Grieve what can’t be fixed, and focus on the positive chapters yet to be written. It’s okay to forgive, especially yourself. 

Stoner Libra it is imperative this month to use your herbally enhanced third eye.  Sometimes you help balance the scales of justice, and sometimes the scales of justice balance you.  During this period of psychic turmoil perhaps you will develop a better sense of empathy for cannabis companions, and yourself.  Rest assured, when the June time period comes, you will find yourself in perfect balance once again.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Leo you are a social creature by nature, and recent times may have prohibited you from fulfilling your craving for meeting new four-twenty friendly faces. Don’t fret my fiery Lion! The days are heating up, and so too is the opportunity to substantially expand your smoke circle. Some interactions will be brief, lasting only as long as it takes to puff, puff and pass the bowl; others will come into your stoney sphere and become a permanent part of your orbit. Whether it’s with cannabis companions from years gone by, or recently acquainted terrestrial tokers, now is the season to live, laugh, and light up often. 

Stoner Leo in recent months you have been inconsistent in performance.  You have sprinted ahead of the pack at an unstoppable speed, while at other times you’ve fallen behind the rest of the pride. This May, you will establish a more consistent and sustainable pace as you move towards the next chapter of your career. Whether your goal is to move up the corporate ladder, or to excel in your current position, you will have the opportunity to really shine. But whatever your aspirations stoner Leo, be careful to avoid burning the blunt at both ends! While you are busy establishing new, and more efficient routines, don’t neglect your recreational hours. After a long day burning through the to-dos at work, there’s no better way to unwind than to burn through the sacred stash at home.

You are the king or queen of your jungle stoner Leo.  You make the rules, and you welcome everyone as long as they follow those rules. And right now, the number one rule in your home should be this:  Good vibes only!  You are always excited to meet new smoke buddies, but this month your greatest joy will come from connecting your fellow stoners with each other. Throughout the month, your dwelling will be filled with the smell of good ganja, and the voices of great people. Whether you supply the session from your own sacred stash, or the canna-fam brings the buds, there are sure to be hazy happenings in everyone’s future.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

You are on a roll stoner Gemini!  The month of May will continue the upward celestial trend for the Twin of the stoner Zodiac.  Often the stoner Gemini is unaware of the unique bifurcated nature of their stellar stoner traits.  How many times have you balked at a comment by a member of the canna-fam about your dual nature?  It’s as if the consistency of your stoner ways is only known to you.  The universal influence of May will bring a light of awareness and understanding about yourself that is usually missing from the reflection in the mirror.

You are in luck stoner Gemini!  This month could be interpreted as a rebirth as you see yourself in a new light.  Make sure the stash jar is packed with your favorite cannabis strains because the more meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb, the more opportunity for growth and progress.  As Bob Marley famously said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  There will be plenty of revelations this month stoner Gemini.

Keep those books you always intended to read close to the stash jar this month.  The universe will be sending blessings of knowledge within the celestial alignment.  Perhaps the best meditative smoke session will be you, your favorite piece, some dank nugs, and a book on self improvement.

Keep in mind stoner Gemini:  There are dangers to this period of self reflection.  During this cleansing, or rebirth, make sure to ward off negative energy.  Use the sacred herb as an illuminating tool during this stage.  As you see yourself more clearly you will also see the pains of mistakes and past relationships.  Don’t dwell stoner Gemini.  Use this period to release resentment, to forgive your frenemies, and to cleanse any toxicity with your smoke circle.  Also be forewarned:  As you open the pathways of awareness, opportunities for new additions to the cannabis crew will arise.  As blessed as this is as a prediction, smoke circle expansion is not the progressional goal of May.  This month is about self repair, self awareness, healing, and eliminating toxicity within relationships.  There will be plenty of time to build the canna-fam in future periods.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Capricorn many blessings will come your way from the current celestial alignment.  With positivity in your heart, and the sweet sensimilla in your lungs, you are more than capable of creating a magic adventure.  The universe will strengthen the natural traits of the sturdy Sea-Goat in May.  Warm cosmic waves will feel like subtle momentum at your back, pushing you forward with positivity and progress.  Stoner Capricorn, the rest of the stoner Zodiac are truly blessed to have you in their celestial smoke circle.  This month, you will have to trust them as they have always trusted you.

There is one particular note to the cosmic push at your back that must be spoken.  Not a warning per say, but a guide post along the road of May.  There will be times that the warm waves pushing you forward in the final Spring month will feel like an unstoppable tidal force.  Prepare yourself for overwhelming moments of emotion.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb, and exhale the fleeting pressure of the moment.  Pack the stash jar this month with Sativa dominant hybrid strains of the sacred herb.  Cannabis can bring us to levels of understanding and feeling, but during a universal push like what is coming, a heavy Indica species could sink the unprepared under the weight of this tidal mass.  Thus, keep a bright and airy Sativa dominant strain at the ready to keep your spiritual boat afloat in times of heavy cosmic seas.

Trust stoner Capricorn.  So often you have been the safety net of security for the canna-crew.  This month there will be moments you seek refuge from the weight of the world, and solace within the canna-fam.  Unfamiliar urges to communicate your circumstance should not be guarded.  Instead, seek out your close cannabis companions to share your fears and struggles.  As you have always been there for them, they will be there for you.

In the end, the progressive universal push of May will be more about understanding the perspective of the helped instead of the helper.  The bonds of companionship within the canna-crew will strengthen like a kief dusted finely rolled joint.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Cancer it is no secret that you often wear your heart on your sleeve. This will be all the more true for the month of May. The cosmos can’t decide what they have in store for you, so you should prepare yourself for a potentially wild and emotional ride; one of exhilarating highs, and exhausting lows. While this might sound daunting at first, remember stoner Cancer that you are the captain of your own cosmic spaceship!  With your keen third-eye sight, and with cannabis as your copilot, you can navigate your way through the cloudiest and most challenging of circumstances. 

Stoner Cancer, career life will be no less stimulating, and equally full of surprises. There may be deadlines that get moved up, or unexpected obstacles which may require next level troubleshooting. With everyone working under increased pressure, it can be easy to point the finger at peers and coworkers when emotions run high. While some might see sensitivity as a weakness, it is precisely your expansive emotional intellect that will help keep the peace in the workplace during this tumultuous time. If things get too heated, take a bake-break stoner Cancer. Instead of grinding your teeth in annoyance at each other, maybe you and the crew grind some sacred buds and toke a different approach. Breathe in the soothing vapors of the sacred herb, and exhale the underlying tension. Then spend the weekend hitting the pipe, and ultimately the reset button. Once everyone is feeling calmer and more refreshed, everyone should start off the week with clearer minds and higher spirits. 

At the beginning of the month, with uncertainty being the only guarantee, you may be tempted to hit the open road to avoid the cosmic chaos. Go ahead my curious Crab and give into your wanderlust! Escape away to your favorite secret smoke spot, or hit the road in search of new ones. Enjoy an adventure to a new destination where nobody knows your name; a spot where  you can be free to laugh, to cry, and to be your quirky sensitive self. Towards the end of the month, after you’ve traveled the wider world, it is best to keep your wanderings closer to home. Spend a little time with your favorite cannabis-loving companions, smoking bowls and sharing stories about your endo-excursions. Relax and refill the reserves stoner Cancer.  Summer will be here before you know it, and there will be no slowing down once the season is in full blaze.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Aquarius, May will be a month of modernization. This will be true in almost all facets of life, from material possessions to spiritual betterment. Spring cleaning is in full swing my stoner Water-Bearer. It’s time to purge your closet to make room for Summer gear, and more modern hippie fashion. Of course tie dye never goes out of style, so be sure to keep the classics. While you may find yourself going through old clothes or refurbishing your stoney sanctuary, you should also look inwards to see if there is anything you would be better off without. Maybe you’ve been holding onto mementos from a past relationship, or reminiscing more than you used to about ‘the good ol’ days.’ Stoner Aquarius, it’s okay to look back fondly on times gone by, but don’t live in the past. Right now is the time to light up, let go, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney story.

Get ready stoner Aquarius, because work will be a period of great and green growth!  The seeds that you planted early in the year are beginning to sprout; and other projects will be ready to transition out of a vegetative state into full flower. Take time in the first days of the month to prioritize projects, and coordinate a plan of action with your team. Stoner Aquarius, a good gardener will time their crops so they can manage the workload, and so that not everything is ready to harvest all at once. You don’t want to lose momentum or become overwhelmed in the final stretch because you were unprepared for such big yields. So pace yourself stoner Aquarius. You’ve put in the work, and you want to make sure you get the appropriate reward!

Being the sociable creature that you are, you are never in short supply of friends or fellow cannabis connoisseurs to toke with. However, this month you will discover that it is the quality of your connections which matters most, not how many people are in your smoke circle. It is no secret that your charisma attracts all kinds of terrestrial travelers; you can vibe with pretty much anyone. But, what ignites your interest stoner Aquarius? Seek out your fellow stoner star signs who hold similar passions and curiosities. When you share your time, and your stash, with your closest cannabis connections, you will be free to be your creative and quirky self. So let down your guard, roll up a joint, and prepare to explore ever higher highs with your favorite chronic-loving companions.

Aries Stoner Horoscope May

Get ready stoner Aries, you’re about to make things happen!  May will begin with self-reflection and the rebirth of your determination. What will result is a sense of accomplishment felt throughout the month. Be sure to schedule regular meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the final Spring month.  Your cannabis prescription will favor the Sativa species of our sacred plant over Indica strains.  But be forewarned:  Self-restraint will be key; overindulgence will only make things more complicated than necessary. 

My stoner Ram, the month of May will propel you into the project you’ve been seeking to finish, the job you’ve been striving to get, and the relationships you’ve been yearning to start. For significant periods you’re going to spend your time contemplating the truths and deeper meanings of all spheres of life. What’s troubling you stoner Aries? It’s high time you toke your way to relieving the struggles within you. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to inspect and cleanse the negative energy from your being. Pick which battles to fight, and release your spirit from the ones that are not going to serve you moving forward.

Stoner Aries, you’re going to crank your body and mind into full gear during the last half of May. This means lots of long days and late nights working to get ahead of that deadline, networking to make new contacts, and seeking new opportunities to get you and your career to the next level. No smoking during business hours my stoner Ram!  And stick to bright Sativa cannabis strains to avoid couch lock. It’s time to impress, make money, and take risks. If you’ve ever wanted to switch careers, RIGHT NOW is the time to do so. Doors are opening, and getting your foot in the industry that you’ve been eyeing is a realistic possibility this month. But take caution with internal conflict.  Manage your negative side stoner Aries. You are building a new life for yourself, and you want to enter this era with ethereal patience and emotional control. 

My fiery and bold stoner Ram, don’t question yourself this month. You are enough. With the right mindset, and a stash jar filled with the sacred herb, May will bring a time of focus for your mind, and perseverance to your spirit. So go forth and change your world!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Virgo, you are the kind hearted organized ally of the stoner Zodiac.  So much of your terrestrial mission is in service to others, particularly your close cannabis companions within the smoke circle.  The month of May brings with it an uncomfortable selfish breeze from the universe.  But don’t fret my analytical Virgin, the selfish breeze may create unease, but it will assist in much needed internal work that could unlock personal progress.

Now more than ever stoner Virgo, you must forgive yourself.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see the impact you can have internally.  The quest for perfection, and heightened expectations, lead to disappointment with yourself.  Pack the bowl, inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb, and exhale harsh internal criticism.  The cannabis strain does not matter.  The personal mental time dedicated to the medicated meditative smoke session is the necessary step to take in May.  Make sure to toke time for solo deep dives with your sacred herbal copilot many times in the final Spring month.

Take time to create stoner Virgo.  Meditative moments with the sacred herb don’t always have to be in a dark quiet space.  Find an activity to keep your hands active while your mind can wonder and heal.  Gardening is a great activity to turn the blank canvas of soil into a living growth of nutrition.  Perhaps there are artistic endeavors or renovation projects to keep your physical body busy while you contemplate life, the universe, and everything.  Feed your head and feed your soul in May my stoner Virgin.

Make sure to tackle the task of personal growth in a safe space stoner Virgo.  After all, this month is all about you.  Once you have fully taken the internal empathetic lessons provided by the sacred herb, you will emerge on the terrestrial plane with a newfound confidence in your stride.  Heal yourself first stoner Virgo, and then you can better help others heal.  By the end of May, the smoke circle will have a refreshed attentive Virgo once again to assist them in all their smokey adventures.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April

Cosmic vibes in April favor the natural traits of the stoner Virgo.  Ah yes my helpful Virgin, it will be nice to have a cosmic breeze at your back while you traverse the terrestrial plane.  But this warm influence will amplify all of your stonerific qualities, maybe even the ones that can cause friction with your canna-crew.

Organization and analytical analysis will be supported by a bright cosmic breeze this month.  This means toke it out, and plan it out.  Any stuck gears in the sphere of economics can be loosened in April.  There is a solution or an escape from any problem or obstacle.  Medicated meditations with the sacred herb can assist in all problem solving missions.  This month is a great time to combine your analytical mind with herbal enhancements to solving economic issues.

The Kinks said it best in 1981 stoner Virgo, “Paranoia the destroyer.”  Don’t destroy yourself this month with an overactive analytical brain.  The cosmic blessing in April is simply an amplification of your own stoner traits.  So that overactive brain will be more troublesome within the personal sphere this month.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find perspective instead of a tool to descend into a paranoid rabbit hole.  Stock some CBD flower on hand to mix in if an overactive brain brings unwanted anxiety.

Chill stoner Virgo.  Select some Indica dominant cannabis hybrids for the stash jar this month.  Mid month you will notice a manic surge of energy from the cosmos.  All those ideas and plans will be wonderful to brainstorm and execute.  Everything might seem a bit brighter.  BUT, there are many stoner traits among the stoner Zodiac.  Not every stoner star sign will be feeling your natural burst of energy, and bright enthusiasm.  So chill stoner Virgo.  Even in those manic moments of great ambition, toke time to relax.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find understanding, empathy, and patience with your cannabis companions.

This is a powerful month for you stoner Virgo.  Much progress can be made on the terrestrial plane.  But as you fly close to the Sun of energetic ambitions, don’t burn the wings of your partners in chronic.  With the sacred herb as your copilot, you should be able to navigate your high flying travels safely with the smoke circle still intact.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Taurus you are just fine watching the other signs of the stoner Zodiac welcome Spring with a sprint toward Summer in mind. You, however, would be more than happy to spend the month meandering towards May, to take the scenic route whenever possible, and never settling on a specific timeline for arrival. While it definitely can be nice to stop to smell the bud, and smoke the flower, eventually you will have to get back to the grind.  My blissful Bull, if you wander for too long, you will reach the end of April wondering why you didn’t get more done!  You must take mindful action this month to prevent going nowhere fast.  Make a schedule for meditative sessions with the sacred herb, and make sure you stick to it. These moments of marijuana musings and self reflection will help break the monotony of the day to day, and will also help you refocus your attention on the things that really matter.

Stoner Taurus, work is not likely to be overly exciting this month. Unfortunately, as tedious as it may feel, there will still be plenty of to-dos that still must get done. But, if you do find yourself staring out the window while working, daydreaming of the great outdoors instead of focusing on the task at hand, stop imagining and get outside!  At first this might sound counterintuitive stoner Taurus, but if you’re not making progress on a project anyway, it might be more useful to just go ahead and take a break. Light one up beneath the bright Spring sun, inhale the inspiration all around you, and exhale any lingering tension.  A renewed sense of calm may also come with a reinvigorated determination and confidence to get back to taking care of business.

By the middle of the month, you will transition from just dreaming about where you want to go, to blazing trails and taking tokes in lands both near and far. Stoner Taurus, you might decide to turn off your phone, and unplug to escape the trappings of society. But, you also can’t deny that company would be nice on your terrestrial travels. Afterall, two bowls are better than one, and they are even nicer if you have someone to share them with!  

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Scorpio it’s time to take a break, or at least step away from your recent obsession.  Celestial bodies have aligned in April to provide a much needed escape hatch from your passionate grind.  The second Spring month will be a time to cherish the accomplishments of your physical endeavors while refocusing on internal growth.

Physical projects give way in April to mental healing.  You have been a busy Scorpion the last few months primming and primping everything around you. But the cosmic influence of April supports taking a break from the go-go lifestyle you have created.  I hear you stoner Scorpio, “What if there is still so much to do?”  We are all the masters of our own decisions, but if you burn that one extra bowl, you might get overcooked. Seek balance my productive Scorpio.  There is no premonition of a stagnant period, but at some point you have to turn the volume of the physical world down so you can hear your inner voice speak.  Turn your power to manifest in the physical realm into a focus on self care.  How many impending deadlines do you create from your own internal pressure?  Find Sublime more in life in April, “I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.  I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”  Balance stoner Scorpio.  You can still operate with efficiency in the terrestrial world, but now is the time to pencil in that smoke filled siesta into your calendar.

Don’t forget to get out stoner Scorpio!  So much work on your physical space recently, toke time to enjoy the majesty of our terrestrial world.  If a partner-in-chronic calls you out, join them!  Time away from your personal space with nature, some good green, and your best buds, might be the expedition that recharges the mental batteries, and opens your third eye to new perspectives.  

All of these prescribed breaks from the physical space you’ve focused on so much recently sets up an important end to April.  The Full Moon of the 26th may cause stress and insecurity within your canna-fam.  But you, stoner Scorpio, with your intuitive nature, and freshly recharged cosmic spacesuit, will be able to assist your cannabis companions through a potentially chaotic time.  Perhaps all that personal time in April fortifying your cosmic life boat will lift you, and your canna-fam, to safety as you steer toward progress in the next period.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Sagittarius this month you can light up and leave your worries behind. April will be nothing but smooth hits and smoke filled days. The temperature is slowly going up, and so are your positive vibrations. Hit the road and share these good vibes with all your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts whose path you cross. Whether you take a long weekend with the ganja gang, embarking upon an epic endo-excursion to yet undiscovered destinations, or a simple day trip to your favorite smoke spot, travel is a must this month!

Stoner Sag, you can expect work to be equally productive and prosperous during this season. You may find yourself enjoying the daily grind more than usual. The first weeks of the month will be a period of great creativity and high aspirations. If you channel this extra energy in the early days, you will be able to maintain this momentum throughout all of April. My accurate Archer, inspiration can strike at any time, not just during the nine to five. Keep a note taking device at the ready. Sharing some fresh ground greens with the canna-fam can be a great way to unwind in the evenings. But, it can also be a way to free your mind; a time to allow yourself to explore abstract trains of thought. What might start out as late night hazy conceptualizations, can become tangible, serious, and measurable results … as long as you’re able to remember the insight you had in the morning.

Stoner Sagittarius you pride yourself on being an independent, do-it-yourself kind of person. But don’t let your stubbornness cause you to miss opportunities to make new connections or collaborations with your partners in chronic. After a long Winter of mostly solo smoke sessions and selfcare, now is the time to rekindle old friendships, and get back to packing your bowls for two. You can still toke time to roll one up for just you, but the more moments you spend puff, puff and passing to a friend, the higher your spirit will rise. While travel plans should definitely be included in your April itinerary, don’t underestimate a good old fashion movie or game night with your favorite cannabis companions in your own cozy abode. Find your balance stoner Sagittarius:  You want to stay active and outdoors when the weather permits, but also slow your roll when needed so you don’t burn yourself out before Summer is in full blaze.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Pisces, a slow burn is not always a bad thing. While it is true the cosmos has no epic episodes planned for you this month, the silver lining is that you also don’t have to worry about any chaotic or unexpected setbacks either. You can look at an uneventful April as boring, like you’re going nowhere fast, or you can embrace your inner chill, and enjoy the start of Spring as a peaceful rejuvenating period. My swift Fish, it’s up to you to decide if the stash jar is half empty or half full? Remember, it’s all a matter of perspective. It is understandable that you could get a little restless during this time, and feel like you need to mix things up. Just don’t be brash stoner Pisces. Any meaningful changes should be well considered and intentional. It’s better to pause, puff, and contemplate beforehand, rather than to rush ahead and regret later. Before you manifest, meditate! 

You know the grind never truly ends stoner Pisces. This month is no different; except you can expect greater returns simply by maintaining your usual diligent and consistent pace. However, don’t take this prospective come-up as a guarantee or a reason to slack off. The higher ups at the office will definitely notice decreased quality of work if you decide to cut corners. But, you can also impress them by burning through the daily tasks, and show them you’re ready for the next level. Increasing your earnings is not the only way to stack and save your green stoner Pisces. Instead of dining out, maybe try replicating your favorite restaurant eats at home; or start buying your cannabis an ounce or half ounce at a time versus those spendy little packages. Little things can make a big difference, and will add up over time. And with your additional savings, you won’t have to feel bad when you splurge, and treat yourself to those top shelf buds.

Stoner Pisces a garden doesn’t grow any faster if you’re watching it. So make your plans, then light one up, and relax. Let the seeds you plant now, bloom in their own time. If you’re really worried about not getting enough done, time recreating, and tokin’ it up with your cannabis companions, is always time well spent. A lowkey smoke session might not be the most exciting, but they can be meaningful. For now stoner Pisces, focus on the nearby:  Friends, family and spreading those good vibes. Before you know it, Summer will be in full swing, and your calendar filled with an abundance of stoney adventures.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Libra, as we welcome the first full month of Spring, people are planting their gardens, getting their spring cleaning done, and growing excited about the warmer days ahead. And as the days grow longer, the sun isn’t the only thing that will be spreading light. Stoner Libra, your strong, yet kind aura will brighten the moods of all of the terrestrial travelers you encounter. Your current partners in chronic will want to be around you more, and you are sure to capture the gaze of complete strangers who won’t be able to resist their undeniable urge to get to know you. This season, you will be the living embodiment of sharing is caring: Your time, your smile, and of course your sticky top shelf nugs!  But, you’ll want to keep your sensimilla selection strictly to the Sativa cannabis species this month. You have a fully booked social calendar ahead, and you want to keep energy levels high so you don’t have to reschedule plans due to couch lock. 

Stoner Libra, your listening skills and your ability to see issues from diverse perspectives will be essential in maintaining a peaceful environment in the workplace. You won’t be able to prevent conflicts between your peers, but you will certainly play a crucial role in resolving confrontations when they do arise. If sharing a bowl is an option, then light up the peace pipe to help lower the tension in the room. Getting everyone vibing on a similar wavelength will not immediately fix things, but it’s a good start toward resolution. And if the team can’t toke it up, it’ll still be important to talk it out. Because harsh feelings don’t only affect the people directly involved, but can bring down the rest of the team too. Stoner Libra, address disagreements early so that everyone is on the same page; otherwise productivity will be slowed throughout the month.

At the end of the month you transition from a stoney social butterfly to cocooning yourself at home for some much needed rest and relaxation. This will be a time to turn your attention and kindness inward stoner Libra. While you would share the last of your nugs with almost anyone in need, sometimes we have to remind ourselves that like our stash jar, our emotional resources are not endless. Focus on your needs and those of your most inner smoke circle. Whether it is with your one and only cannabis companion, or your closest pot-loving platonic partner-in-chronic, use this pause in the last days of April to plan an exciting ganja getaway for the coming month.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April

The natural habitat for the stoner Lion is out on the terrestrial plane leading the pack.  This month your charm and enthusiasm will be best focused internally.  Although this may seem like a negative premonition due to your natural state of being, it is very much in concert for the Zodiac leadership of the stoner Lion.

Think of it this way stoner Leo:  Smoke circle expansion is not in perpetual motion.  To be the hearty Lion you must take care of yourself.  There will always be periods of consolidation to strengthen the foundation of the canna-fam.  April is one of those periods.  

First, stoner Leo, are there any lingering problems or obstacles left over from the March period?  You will see universal support for solving these nagging issues in the second Spring month.  Toke time to self in the first decade of April.  A solo smoke session will be illuminating.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to confront the obstacle or problem.  Our sacred green goddess has a way of unveiling new pathways to success.  Perhaps you just needed to quiet down the noise, and seek all the answers from within.

Second, after the New Moon of the 11th, you may appreciate time to yourself to pursue learned endeavors.  The cosmos is sending a warm breeze of inspiration to sharpen your wise wit stoner Leo.  Our great ganja goddess has a way of showing us broad perspectives.  Perhaps you will see with an enhanced third eye vision that a personal mission to learn a new skill, or research an interesting topic, isn’t selfish, but necessary!  Use our cannabis spiritual guide to sink deep into that subject, topic, or activity, that will push you toward being a better you.  Do this for yourself, and in the end it will prove to be in the service to others.

Finally stoner Leo, the month ends on a sharp note.  Be weary of the Full Moon on the 26th.  All this internal attention during the month might cap resentment and anger toward a frenemy or smoke circle acquaintance.  Pressure will build behind the restrained damn.  Blow O’s instead of your top stoner Leo.  If you release the pressure in the wrong way it could dampen the results of a great month of internal work.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April

Get out among the broader smoke circle stoner Gemini!  Universal influence in April supports a social Twin.  That’s right, guard your eyes and step out of your home and comfort zone.  That’s the Sun that is blinding you, and it comes with energy and adventure.

But there is a danger in this expansive motive for April.  Adventure on the terrestrial plane is not an all-you-can-smoke buffet.  At times during the month, you may want to do it all, and do it now!  However, the bountiful opportunities must be sifted with a keen third eye.  That do-it-all mentality will certainly burn more than just bowls if it is not tempered with common sense and thoughtful planning.

Sometimes the cosmic influence beamed in from our ruling celestial bodies counterbalances stumbling blocks built into our nature.  And sometimes we need a little guidance to make the best of our cosmic opportunities.  This month could be a little tricky for the stoner Gemini at home.  Make sure the sacred stash jar is loaded with the two opposing cannabis species.  Energy, fun, excitement, and adventure out and about on the terrestrial plane will certainly be complimented by the Sativa species.  However, in those in-between moments, you must find your chill and calm with the Indica species.  Those within your canna-fam may not appreciate you bouncing off the walls as you anticipate the next stoney adventure around the corner.  Find your inner chill in those stagnant moments waiting for the next trip, and unleash your bright energy when you finally get to those anticipated moments.

Finally stoner Gemini, I have a helpful tool that will assist you in all facets of the second Spring month.  It’s time to take up journaling!  Not only will you be able to document the grand adventures of April, hunting secret smoke spots with your best buds, but it will also give you something to submerge yourself into during those chill idle moments at home.  Perhaps this new habit of journaling will lead to progressive breakthroughs for yourself, and perhaps it will help you recount your stoney adventures to future smoke circles.  No matter the result, I’m sure you will have plenty to fill those pages!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Capricorn this April is all about letting go of negativity, toking time with the cannafam, and embarking on your next great journey. As an instinctual go-getter who appreciates predictability, these strange times are not likely jiving well with your natural energy. I know it has been difficult for you, but load the bowl, breathe deep, and relax. Complaining about your problems doesn’t make them go away, it only clouds your focus on the solution. Instead, load the stash jar, grab your favorite travel piece, and get going! 

My stoner Sea-Goat, the first full month of Spring begs you to spend time with your closest cannabis companions. With the help of some sweet sensimilla, and the encouragement of your canna-fam, you will be reminded of your worth on the terrestrial plane. The cosmos is offering you the opportunity to take your finger off the self-sabotage button, and make some serious decisions in your life. Toke some time early in the month for a solo meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Execute this contemplative smoke session before making any harsh judgement calls.  Look deep within yourself for the motivation to make these changes my stubborn Sea-Goat. Are they coming from a place of self-love or are they fear based? It’s time to blow the negativity out like you would the perfect hit from your favorite piece. It has served its purpose and no longer belongs to you. Let it go.

Stoner Capricorn your work sphere requires flexibility this month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to rise high above the playing field to see all the pieces in play.  This cannabis infused third eyesight will help you adjust to objects and problems in motion.  Without subtle adjustments, you are doomed to repeat the same result.  Things will get better, but you have to be ready and willing to put in the effort. Own your power of manifestation stoner Capricorn. Let the cosmos, and the sacred herb guide you towards great things.  

The Universe is working behind the scenes, and fully supports you in all your endeavors. Make sure your stash jar is loaded with a variety of cannabis strains this month, and be prepared for a metamorphosis of body, mind, and spirit.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Cancer it’s only April, but already you’ve accomplished more than some people can hope to achieve in an entire year. While there is always more to be done, a higher level to be reached, or promotion to be earned, it is also important to take time to reflect upon and celebrate your successes. What’s the point of grinding as hard as you do if you don’t enjoy the rewards. With spring in full swing, and the days heating up, it’s time to get outdoors; to take in the greenery blossoming all around, and toke up the greens in your pipe. Stoner Cancer, if you are simply feeling too energized, and don’t think you can slow your roll, then at least switch paths, and take the scenic route. 

You are not one who usually craves attention in the workplace my incorrigible Crab. Most days you are happy to let others take center stage while you work behind the scenes.  But this month, don’t sell yourself short. Take the kudos when they’re given, and credit when credit is due. In fact, your coworkers are likely to elect you as the chief-kief-in-command for the big projects. Are you up for the task? Of course you are stoner Cancer!  But, balance will determine how high you will fly. Being able to identify when you are ready to grind in high gear, or when you need to set aside extra time for extended smoke sessions, will help you to maintain a steady and productive pace throughout the month. As long as you keep your mind grounded, and your spirit high, you will be able to ensure that you and the crew are ready to blaze the trails of success.

Stoner Cancer, the smell of the sweet sensimilla won’t be the only thing permeating the atmosphere this month.  There will be romance in the air also.  If you already have that extra special cannabis companion, now is the time to make efforts to show them that you care. Remember stoner Cancer, it doesn’t have to be over-the-top; maybe make them their favorite munchies, and watch their favorite movie; or perhaps a surprise picnic at their favorite smoke spot.  If you are a single stoner Cancer, you are certain to cross paths, and pass the chronic with new and amazing token’ terrestrial astronauts.  And whether romantic, or platonic, relationships grow from these encounters, they are sure to be the kind of people with whom you would gladly share your top shelf stash!

Aries Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Aries April looks to be a tale of two strains, marked by the New Moon on the 11th.  It is months like this we are reminded of the bipolar nature of the two most popular cannabis species.  Most importantly, how we can use them to curate our own sacred terrestrial experience.

The start of April finds your usually vibrant and excitable nature much more subdued and turned inward. This may be difficult for you my stoner Ram, but this time of self-reflection will help you get in touch with your intuition. Load the stash jar with a heavy hitting Indica, toke some time for yourself, and allow your mind to wander. With a bit of thoughtful meditation, and the help of some sweet Sinsemilla, you will likely encounter a few eureka moments during the first two weeks of the month.  All this introspective thought will be useful for when things start moving faster in the second half of April. 

In contrast Stoner Aries, the pace of life will increase after the New Moon on the 11th.  This period beckons for extroversion, and time with your smoke circle companions.  So pack the travel piece with a bright sacred Sativa strain, grab the canna-crew, and head out for an endo-excursion.  A perfectly packed bowl or rolled joint of an energetic Sativa strain will give you and the ganja gang an extra boost of inspiration. Now is the time to do the things you’ve been planning during the early introspective stage of the month. Just remember, moderation is key this month my stoner Ram. It will be very tempting to go wild, but if you set your priorities straight, you’re sure to reap the rewards. There will be nothing that can stop you during this moon cycle as long as you’re putting in the work. There will be time and energy to do it all.  Stoner Aries make it a point to puff puff pass the inspiration you’ve found this month to your closest partners in chronic. They will appreciate the fresh bud and inspirational perspective.

Stoner Aries, be your own cannabis curator this month, and seek balance through the sacred herb. Use the right sacred tool for the right moment, and watch the blessings wash over you throughout April and beyond.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Aquarius the second month of Spring will bring nothing but good vibes. A sense of comfort, safety, and security will fill you like the perfect hit of our sacred herb from your favorite piece. Settle into the warm cozy feelings washing over you my stoner Water-Bearer.  Now is the time to focus on the here and now.  Don’t let the mistakes of the past, or worries of the future, cloud the blessings the cosmos is offering in this moment. It’s called the present for a reason, stoner Aquarius; so pack the bowl, breathe deep, and graciously accept the gifts currently in front of you.

Stoner Aquarius, this month is going to reward all the hard work you’ve been putting in with some much needed time to relax. Solo smoke sessions should be a priority.  Load the stash jar with your favorite strain, and toke some time to process everything that is happening. An essential aspect of self-care this month will include endo-excursions in nature.  Meditating with the sacred herb while enjoying the majesty of our terrestrial mother will help you appreciate the positive energy all around you.

Stoner Aquarius another important aspect to April will be your internal confidence.  Continue to follow your intuition.  Set realistic long term expectations in the work sphere, and focus on teamwork with the canna-crew. Be mindful and present with positivity at heart.  Instead of getting upset with somebody who failed to meet a deadline or couldn’t do the job up to your standards, ask them how you can help. You are naturally a good collaborator.  Remind your partners in chronic that you are all on the same team. Future periods may become more challenging; so take April as the calm before the storm. Being on top of your schedule will be pivotal if you want to overcome your limitations my stoner Water-Bearer. You may have a tendency to rush through things, but it’s important this month to remember that great things take a while to come to fruition. It’s for that reason that we all must learn to enjoy the here and now. 

Virgo Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Virgo the transition to Spring will find a wonderfully positive influence from our grand celestial bodies.  The particular positive push from the universe will combine well with your natural stoner tendencies and traits.  Compounding this positive combination will be the impact felt in both the personal and work spheres.

Alright my practical stoner Virgin, the cosmos will be sending waves of creativity to accentuate your logical hard working spirit this month.  March will be the perfect time to break into the staples of your sacred stash jar.  Granddaddy Purple or Jack Herer cannabis strains will ease internal tensions, and allow your sacred herbal assistant to act as divining rod between the cosmic creative influence of the celestial bodies, and your terrestrial ambitions.  Use your medicated meditative smoke sessions in March as a catalyst to find creative inspiration with positive impact in both the personal and work spheres.

Stoner Virgo your logical nature can mute your emotional communications.  In the first 20 days of March, the creative influence of the cosmos will help find new ways to express yourself to your cannabis companions and close partners in chronic.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring deep internal feelings to the surface, and share them with the canna-fam.  With personal growth come personal rewards!

This cosmic creative push will bring a new tool to your work arsenal stoner Virgo.  Toke time for solo smoke sessions away from the work setting to contemplate problems and obstacles.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions will uncover out-of-the-box pathways that could unlock doors to future progress within the economic machinery.

Stoner Virgo March 20th marks the Spring Equinox, and the beginning of a new astrological year.  This transition may bring about contemplation of spiritual and philosophical aspects of our terrestrial world.  This introspection will be a wonderful finish to the creative push of March.  Once again your sacred herbal assistant will help you dive deep into yourself; not to answer philosophical dilemmas, but to ask the right questions.  After this thought provoking productive month, you will transition into the new astrological year with a new way to see the future.  Here’s to puff puff passing productive progress.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Taurus the Spring season starts out with great expectations!  March will find you feeling even more charismatic than usual.  The universe will send waves of positivity within the sphere of the canna-fam, and your future plans. No need to stampede to any decisions though my rambunctious stoner Bull; just roll one up, breath deep, and let things be. Now is the time for planning rather than rushing.  

Stoner Taurus positive vibes abound this month! March will bring with it a sort of ease regarding your relationship with close cannabis companions. With very little effort, you should be able to ride a charming wave of kindness, and generosity. Lean into this feeling by loading the stash jar with plenty to share, and invite your smoke circle to inhale the perspective expanding blessings of the sacred herb. Ride the positive waves of the cosmos, and a perfectly packed bowl, to contemplate what it is you are truly passionate about; especially when it comes to your closest cannabis companions, and your dreams for the future. 

But, be forewarned my stoner Bull: March calls for you to put down the pipe while grinding in the work sphere. Medicated smoke sessions should be limited to after work hours only, as you may find yourself more spacey than usual. A nice balanced hybrid will bring you clarity without exacerbating the flighty feeling you may be fighting through the month of March. Communicate honestly with your corporate canna-crew, but remember not everyone shares your ideals stoner Taurus. We are all just like the sacred herb, no two strains are exactly alike, and why would we want them to be? Encourage individuality and innovation not only among your teammates, but within yourself too. That means you must approach your fellow corporate warriors with tact, and keep your horns protected. 

Remember stoner Taurus, the garden doesn’t produce fruit overnight.  We must plan and cultivate before we can harvest the rewards of our hard earned work. Simply go with the flow, and enjoy the burst of cosmically enhanced charisma emanating from within.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Scorpio the month of March sets up as a tale of two halves, split by the Spring Equinox on the 20th.  Celestial bodies will impart great influence on the stoner Scorpions of the world, but in dramatically different ways at different times.  Sit back, relax, and take tokes of the marijuana smoke; with help from your sacred herbal assistant, navigating these distinct periods will be as smooth as an ice chilled bong rip.

Get ready stoner Scorpio, the first two decades of March will be filled with a creative burst from the cosmos.  This surge of creative energy will be best served within personal spaces.  Find fun creative projects that enhance your living space.  The cannabis prescription for this phase before the 20th is a bit tricky.  Pure Sativa cannabis strains should be avoided.  Leaning into this creative cosmic vibe might turn the energetic cosmic influence into scatterbrained frustration.  However, a pure Indica strain of the sacred herb should also be avoided.  You certainly don’t want to waste this positive push by getting lost in a couch lock haze.  Therefore, find a true hybrid 50-50 strain to get the best of both worlds, and avoid the heavy influence of both worlds at the same time.

Stoner Scorpio, there is a bit more to the first two decades of the month.  The New Moon of the 13th marks an opportunity for new projects or fulfillment.  Toke time for planning and organizing before the New Moon, and then executing your grand design after the New Moon.

After the Spring Equinox of the 20th, the universal influence will remain energetic, but there will be a switch in focus from the personal sphere to the work sphere.  Be prepared to tackle all of your terrestrial missions.  This may seem daunting after a couple weeks of creative personal output, but you will have the energy from the universe in this exciting busy season to accomplish any task on your list.  I have two specific recommendations to keep you charging ahead.  First, maintain the integrity of your cosmic spacesuit with a healthy diet and exercise.  You will become an athlete tackling the to-do list within the economic machinery of our terrestrial world; you must take care of your physical body to maintain your performance.  Second the sacred herb should be utilized after the hard charge of the day is done to relax, and feel the blessings of the universe.  Make sure the stash jar is loaded with your favorite Indica strain for these moments.  Light one up, breathe in the natural relaxing influence of our sacred plant, and recharge your batteries for the next day’s battle.

You can have it all this month stoner Scorpio.  I’ll light a celebratory bowl to that!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Sagittarius the late great Bob Marley told us, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” So my stoner Archer, spark one up and settle in, this month will start out with an introspective influence. As the month marches on, the cosmos will open the doors for fun within the personal sphere. 

The month begins with a focus on home, both physical and emotional. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to connect with your inner self.  Communicate with your sensitive and compassionate internal drivers through medicated meditative smoke sessions.  This will help you think and feel deeply about matters that mean most to your cosmic existence. Lean into this sacred exercise to get your home and personal sphere to a place where you feel comfortable. 

Stoner Sag, now is the time to get plans laid in relation to your daily work routines. You will feel persistent energy, and a dose of determination throughout March. Load the stash jar with bright Sativas my stoner Archer, and aim your arrow towards future plans. Enjoy this energy, and focus on getting things sorted out, and set in place. Toke time with the sacred herb; release a burst of imagination.  With the sacred herbal assistant, look at things in a new light and make plans. It’s the perfect time to make that business deal, or cement that new partnership you’ve been considering. Get creative, find the joy in your everyday life, and let your positivity flow.

Stoner Sagittarius March will likely find you with a lot of energy to communicate and engage with matters relating to the broader smoke circle, cannabis companions, and even frenemies.  Use your spiritedness to communicate persuasively and with charisma. All things are possible when you are sharing the magic of the sacred herb with fellow terrestrial astronauts.

March will be quite progressive stoner Sag.  With the right Cannabis prescription at the right moments, and the right internal contemplation mixed with a stony influence, everything should fall in place.  It’s all within you stoner Sag.

Libra Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Libra March is all about your personal sphere. This month calls for a stash jar full of light hybrids that allow for deep, but focused introspective musings. Approach matters related to work and health with delicacy, and trust your intuition. No need for big changes this month stoner Libra.  Just like the sacred herb, a little planning goes a long way.  

My stoner Libra, March will offer you a burst of passion regarding your personal sphere. Load your stash jar with a lively hybrid cannabis strain, and persuade your closest partners in chronic to discuss profound subjects like life, spirituality, and our place in the cosmos. The canna-fam will revel in your creative spirit, and you’ll feel better having shared your originality with the smoke circle. Let your eccentric ideas flow like blowing out the perfect hit, slow and easy. Though don’t forget stoner Libra, to toke time for solo meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Harness the positive waves of courage and energy being sent through the universe to clear any mental cobwebs left over from the cold winter months.   

Stoner Libra, the first month of Spring brings you an extra punch of imagination and creativity in the work sphere. Take this opportunity to approach things from a fresh perspective, and with renewed relish. This month will breathe new life into your previous efforts regarding work relationships. Communicate openly, but keep your stash jar closed until you get home and shed your corporate armor. This month requires a clear head while navigating the economic machinery of our terrestrial world.  

Spring will start with the focus on yourself and your canna-fam. Avoid heavy indica strains this month, and instead load your favorite piece with a bright hybrid to solidify the flood of new ideas coming your way, without the fear of couch lock. Stoner Libra the warmth of the impending Spring season will only add to the good vibes emanating from you. 

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Pisces March marks the official start of spring:  The season of rebirth, regrowth, and new beginnings. For some it is a welcomed time; one where they can reimagine themselves, shed old tendencies, and plant seeds for more healthy habits. But, not everyone will be as prepared as others for this time of transition and transformation. This month you should expect some of your closest cannabis companions who experience trouble to turn to you for calm and comfort. Don’t worry stoner Pisces, you aren’t expected to fix everything for everyone. While some people will seek advice and reassurance, others will benefit just by being in your presence. Even the simple act of sharing a bowl of the sacred herb, together in silence, can help to lift their spirits. 

Stoner Pisces, even though you are sharing your energy and optimism with those around you, you will be in no short supply of motivation and momentum to tackle your own to-do list. The cosmos has no surprises or chaos in store for you during this time, only sunshine and clear skies. Now is the time to plan more ambitious projects for the coming months. With the days growing longer, you will have more time to grind, and work on long term goals. Just be mindful of your work-life balance. Remember that you can do both my stoney Fish, smoke tough and still get stuff done. There’s nothing more satisfying than reaching the next milestone in the long journey toward greater success. Nothing of course, other than celebrating said achievements with your favorite herb and the canna crew.  Toke time to share celebratory bowls, reflecting on a job well done, and preparing for the next phase once the smoke clears. 

Stoner Pisces, maybe it’s because you are in your own zodiac season in March, but you can expect smooth swimming throughout the month. As long as you don’t make waves for yourself, you will be able to float along the cosmic river of life in peace, and with few obstacles. While you will be up for the task of being the sharing and caring one amongst your smoke circle, it will be important you don’t overlook your own self-care.  Even if it’s one night a week you set aside for solo smoke sessions – just you, your favorite pipe, and your top-shelf stash – make it happen. These meditative moments of peace and calm by yourself will keep your own spirit high, and ready to lift up others even higher. 

Leo Stoner Horoscope March

Be prepared for an interesting start to the Spring season stoner Leo.  The month of March will bring with it a sense of tranquility amongst your cannabis companions. The cold winter months are nearly over, and with the warmer weather comes even warmer relationships. Though be forewarned, stoner Lion, the entrance to Spring will begin with your mind on heavier topics such as debts, and material possessions. Fear not stoner Leo, with a perfectly packed bowl and stress relieving tokes, all will be well. 

The end of the winter season brings peace and harmony within your smoke circle my stoner Lion. The cosmos is blessing you with even more charisma and charm than usual. Your persuasive nature will be highlighted throughout March, and you’ll find yourself particularly diplomatic this month. Stoner Leo, use this energy, and a well stocked stash jar to communicate your more eccentric ideas to your closest cannabis companions. Gather your partners in chronic together for an endo-excursion. Go on a hike or plan a picnic. Just get outside and combust the sacred herb with your ganja gang. Share your favorite smoke spots, and puff puff pass the good vibes.  With positive cosmic waves, and a proactive approach to smoke circle expansion, this month will see your pride grow to an even higher level.

Stoner Leo March will likely have you focused on monetary matters. Now is the time to use your powers of intuition, and a few meditative solo smoke sessions, to address any issues related to debt, and material possessions. Perhaps your gut is telling you to focus on something in particular, go with it!  Sit down with your corporate canna-crew and bounce ideas off one another. Your success on this terrestrial plane is only limited by your own efforts and imagination.

So stoner Lion, grab your traveling piece, a fresh jar of your favorite cannabis strain, and a few of your closest partners in chronic, and get to wandering. Alone, you are determined and adventurous, but aligned with your best buds, you and your canna-crew prove to be an unstoppable force!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Gemini you can expect March to be a double header: Grinding hard in the early days then slowing your roll to focus on peace and relaxation. It is recommended during the ‘work hard’ phase that you put down the pipe, or at least keep it at home. No one is saying that you have to give up the ganja completely stoner Gemini. But, the best advice to offer is this: Know when to hold’em, and know when to smoke ‘em. Keeping cannabis consumption and work separate will ensure you make notable growth in both your career and personal realms. 

At work, a clear head will not only increase efficiency, it will help you to avoid confusion when communicating with your coworkers. Attention to detail will be especially crucial to maintaining forward and upward momentum. This keen observation also means keeping an eye on how your peers are feeling. It’s not babysitting stoner Gemini, but during this period you will be called upon to lead the team through the more complicated projects; and at times, to simply be an encouraging voice. Your charm and creative brain will help reassure those you work with that together, you can, and will, get the job done. But, don’t worry stoner Gemini! Smoke-free only applies to the nine-to-five grind, or on-the-clock hours. Free time and weekends are, and always will be, four-twenty friendly. 

Stoner Gemini, by the middle of the month, it will be time to pivot to the play hard and puff hard portion of March. Instead of focusing your efforts outward to creating a better cosmos, turn your third eye sight inward, and invest your contemplative energy in yourself. This doesn’t mean something is wrong, or you need to start reading self-help books, stoner Gemini. Rather think of this time as a season for self-discovery. Whether you are tokin’ solo, or a part of a hazy smoke circle, light up and dive deep. My stoner Twin, you may already know your passions; what makes you curious, and what inspires you. But, what are you doing to pursue, or manifest, those dreams? It only takes one step to begin your journey.  Just one spark to fire up a sweet smoky bowl. So, light one up stoner Gemini, and blaze ahead to where you really want to be.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Capricorn, spring is finally here!  After a long winter spent tokin’ tough from the cozy comfort of your couch, the prospect of traveling somewhere further than the kitchen to cure your most recent case of the munchies seems exhilarating. The days are getting longer, the weather is heating up, but growing also is a serious case of wanderlust. Don’t feel bad stoner Capricorn, not everyone will be down to brave the crisp days of March, but some of your more adventurous cannabis companions will be ready to join you for all of your endo-excursions. Whether you head to your favorite smoke spots, or set out to discover the most undisturbed vistas, when you are with your best buds with plenty of good greens, the journey will be just as serene and smokey as reaching the final destination.

Stoner Capricorn, your persistence in the workplace will result in big payoffs this month. Of course nothing is guaranteed, but you are definitely on an upward trajectory, and the sky’s the limit. Your enthusiasm and optimism will be contagious amongst your peers. But, with everyone’s energy levels elevated, it will be important to work to maintain clear and open lines of communication. Excitement can turn into tension if somebody’s intentions are misunderstood.  Even the most competent team can swing from a successful streak to suffering setbacks if everyone isn’t on the same page. Stoner Capricorn, if you are allowed to work in a 420 friendly environment, you and your coworkers should set aside time to take tokes and share notes. These cannabis infused work sessions can be a catalyst for inspiration, and a higher level of creative thought.

My smoky Sea-Goat, March will remind you that home really is where the heart is. Whether you’re racking up miles on one of your many stoney adventures, or just hanging out hotboxing the living room with the canna fam, you will spread smiles to all those you encounter. While the 20th marks the official start of the new season, you don’t have to wait until then to begin your Spring cleaning. It can be something as small as a new tapestry, or a complete overhaul of your wardrobe, but you should curate your surroundings to reflect your inner workings. And for this month stoner Capricorn, you are strictly good vibes only!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Cancer, the month of March will begin intensely. Every emotion will be felt more deeply and vividly. Yes, the lows might be more draining, but this also means the highs will be all the more exhilarating.  It might sound daunting at first, but being the ever compassionate stoner Crab you are, you will be ready for any extra feels the cosmos might bring. But, if at any time you do feel like you’re approaching your limit, take a pause, toke a puff, and find your peace. It is advised you avoid Sativa cannabis strains this month, and stick to Indica or hybrids. Stoner Cancer, you will already be vibrating at a higher frequency in March so you definitely won’t need any additional stimulation. Instead, find strains that will help you stay grounded, and centered amidst the swirling solar winds.

Stoner Cancer, your first instinct might be to hide your heightened sensitivity in the workplace. Instead of avoiding your emotions, embrace them and channel them into creative and productive outlets. Throughout the month, your dedication and determination will be noticed by your higher ups, and your analytical skills will be sought out by your peers to help solve the tough problems. Inspiration can strike at any time, so keep your notebook at the ready. Some of the best troubleshooting can happen while off the clock. You might find you do some of your best brainstorming in the quiet of your smoke filled living room; just you, your favorite bong, and a fresh bowl of the sacred sensimilla. 

This month, be the chronic-loving Crab with a plan stoner Cancer. As long as you know where your final destination is, it will be okay if you have to take a few detours along the way. In fact, with the days growing longer, you’ll have more time to take the scenic route. Just make sure you have all the necessary supplies before you embark on your next adventure. Grab your favorite toke tool, make sure your stash jar is full, rally the partners-in-chronic, and get to blazing new trails!. Summer will be here before you know it stoner Cancer. Seek out new smoke spots now, so when the weather does finally heat up, you and the canna crew will know all the best places to light up.

Aries Stoner Horoscope March

Happy early birthday stoner Aries! The universe will rain blessings of positivity in the first Spring month.  With a mindful third eye toward your sacred strain selections, an internal conversation with your inner voice, and a canna-collaborative attitude at work, progress and success are assured.

Stoner Aries March is offering you the perfect opportunity to delve deep into your sense of self, and your place, on our terrestrial plane. Load the stash jar with a balanced hybrid, toke some time with your feelings, and explore those things you’ve kept hidden from yourself. But be forewarned stoner Aries: Try not to let the smoke cloud your progress. Now is not the time to be self-defeating while in your introspective space. The cosmos is blessing you with some much needed confidence and courage to change things. Harness this energy my stoner Ram.  

In the work sphere this month, channel your bravery, self-starting attitude, action-oriented perspective, and natural ability to lead. Stoner Aries, March is calling for you to put the contemplative efforts of the last few months into action. If possible, sit down with your corporate canna crew this month and puff puff pass inspiration. It’s time to get things done, so make sure to choose a light and bright Sativa dominant species this month within work focused smoke sessions. You’ll want to avoid couchlock at all costs, and instead use the sacred herb as a catalyst to put thoughts into action regarding your place within the economic machine. You have the power to create the perfect space within the daily grind; so get to it!   

March will offer two different perspectives, stoner Ram. Personal moments of meditative smoke sessions will require a balanced hybrid to break up the busyness of the work sphere, while a Sativa dominant strain of the sacred herb within the economic machine will help you harness the innovative and original energy the cosmos is offering. Make sure smoke sessions are centered around open and honest communication with the canna-fam, as well as yourself. Stoner Aries, this unreserved sincerity will illuminate the path to peace and tranquility throughout March. 

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Aquarius those who know you may call you many things: Independent, cleverly quirky, determined, and assertive. One word that will never be used to describe is conformist. No, you dance to the beat of your own unique drum. You blaze the smoky trails others are too unimaginative or too timid to traverse. Be sure to plan out the itinerary for your March travels early in the month. Although you are a spontaneous, and a free-spirited wild child, your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts may not always be so adventurous. As long as your partners in chronic know where they’re strolling, and know what you’re smoking, they will be down to brave the trip with you. 

My stoner Water-Bearer, you don’t have to wait for the new season to make meaningful moves. If you’ve been contemplating a career change, or applying for a position higher up in your current company, go for it! You have the intellect, charm, and ability to make it to the next level; and help to raise up the rest of the team too. Even if you are feeling good with where you are in your career stoner Aquarius, there’s nothing wrong with a side hustle to help you earn a little more green. Whether your motivation is more money, or simply the satisfaction of creating something, you have the potential this month to turn your passion projects into profit. Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your place in the grand scheme of our economic machine.  While your creative energy might be at an all time high, and you have an abundance of ideas you could pursue, pick your top two or three ideas, and focus on those. If you don’t narrow your focus, and actually start creating, you may reach the end of the month with nothing to show but daydreams and big ideas.  

Stoner Aquarius you will feel your energy and optimism swell until they finally overflow on the Spring equinox. The last ten days of March you might find yourself overwhelmed, but in a good way. With so many ideas for creative endeavors, and seemingly infinite desire to manifest them, don’t forget to make time to just unwind. Lighting up a fresh bowl with your closest cannabis companions can help to calm the mind, and restore the spirit. And those hazy conversations in smoke filled rooms at night may just spark clear inspiration for your next grand undertaking ahead.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Virgo can you direct change within a consistent routine?  Can you build a house within a home?  The February time period will flow naturally toward your stoner strengths:  Consistency, Diligence, and Heart.  Keep the stash jar loaded stoner Virgo.  This month is full of complex puzzles you are sure to enjoy, especially with your herbally enhanced third eye vision.

Diligence within routine and work ethic are monumental strengths of the stoner Virgo.  However, a singular focus on task mastery can leave the stoner Virgin without general navigation.  Universal influence in February will bring winds of change to this realm of Virgo strength.  But understand that this change is not in action, but in direction.  Throughout the month, you must toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your navigational drives.  Use the sacred herb to fly high above the terrestrial plane.  Seek out a wider perspective.  Follow the trail of daily tasks, and see where they lead.  Ahhh yes stoner Virgo, with your third eye vision fully engaged, now you can adjust where your daily diligence will lead you.

As you look up from the task list to find your direction, you should also toke time to recognize the foundation of familial support you have created.  Cosmic influence in February is one of perspective.  As it relates to cannabis companions and the broader smoke circle, you will find strength in appreciation.  Perhaps the daily grind on the task list has decoupled the connection with your stoner family.  February is a great opportunity to recognize the bonds within your canna fam.  This simple recognition and appreciation will help to strengthen green trichomes that bond the smoke circle together. 

I don’t have a specific cannabis strain to help guide you stoner Virgo.  The most important cannabis prescription for February is consistent smoke sessions.  From this task you will find perspective, both in your daily drives, and in matters of the heart.  Never forget, all the spheres of life are connected.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Taurus, you may find yourself feeling exceptionally sensitive this month. It might be a strange sensation at first, but just because something is unexpected doesn’t mean it should be unwelcome. Lean in and take the opportunity to spend quality time tokin’ with your partners in chronic. It is these moments when you are allowed to let your thoughts get a little hazy.  Let loose and be honest with those who may laugh, but will never judge. So light one up and let yourself ponder your future hopes, and highest ambitions, with the help of your best buds, and some of that sweet sensimilla. February will be a month for the stoner Taurus to communicate openly, and find balance between intellect and emotion. 

My stoner Bull, be mindful that the New Moon of the 11th may have you feeling off kilter. Don’t worry; smoke about it, then forget about it. The immediate discomfort you feel now will certainly be worth the stability you’re building toward. Innovation, not perfection, is your goal during February. You may feel inclined to keep things the same, and simply go with the flow, but this is a month of progressive thinking. When you’re off the clock, puff, puff and pass the sacred herb on a steady schedule. But, apply a clear and level headed mind in all matters of career this month. Inspiration may strike at any time; however it will take intentional effort, and precise implementation, to manifest aspirations into tangible results. 

Your relationships this month will test your usually stoic and steady nature. It can be a good thing to get a little out of your comfort zone. And it’s okay stoner Taurus if it takes some time getting used to; that just means more meditative smoke sessions are in your future. Breath deep and inhale the magic of the perspective-expanding sacred herb. The more often you open your stash jar, the more you will find yourself immersed in ever elevated and open conversation. Sit down with your cannabis companions, dig deep into your hopes and dreams, and share them with each other. Stoner bull, let the sacred herb tear down your walls, and reveal a more enlightened you.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Scorpio the final Winter month brings an early warm breeze of creativity to the personal sphere.  Fill your sacred stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains.  This cosmic breeze of creativity will impact the stoner Scorpio both outwardly and internally.  Both internal analysis and external vision will be amplified by smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

Refresh and revamp stoner Scorpio!  Seek out creative endeavors within your physical personal space.  Is it time to try something new?  Perhaps a project that has been lingering in the back of your head?  The final Winter month is the perfect time to improve your personal space.  Perhaps this will be a kick start into the coming Spring season.  Use the creative enhancement of the sacred herb to guide your action at home.  Target the New Moon of the 11th.  Plan out a staycation with your favorite cannabis strain, and your tools of creative manifestation.  You might find that during all this outward activity within your physical space, great work might unfold internally.  Sink deep into this creative smoke session.  Whereas the focus might be on your physical space, it could be internal house cleaning that benefits you the most.

Last month I wrote about the powerful sting of the stoner Scorpion.  The danger continues into the February time period.  You don’t want to injure your cannabis companions or close members of the canna-fam.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill out and gain perspective before striking out with your powerful sting in moments of anger or frustration.  By the Full Moon of the 27th, internal emotions will change.  A new period will bring new organization and attitudes toward the inner smoke circle.  Find your chill with the sacred herb until the Full Moon stoner Scorpio; your cannabis companions will thank you.

These internal efforts to cleanse, modify, or improve your internal space can be daunting and exhausting.  Toke time to reward yourself for these efforts.  Mid month, cut time out in the schedule for a solo smoke session just for you.  Find joy in a personal activity.  Let out the frustrations of life as a terrestrial astronaut with personal motion.  Dance, paint, build, write, or simply read a good book.  Take the time for self to push out energy and emotion into something you enjoy.

Self improvement all starts from personal action.  Go!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to wait until Summer to find a season of love. The weather might be chilly, but interpersonal relationships are heating up this month. However, this does not apply exclusively to romantic endeavors. Sometimes the most profound connections we share can be with our strictly platonic partners in chronic. As long as you keep the peace pipe packed and an open ear, you will create a warm and inviting space where all your cannabis companions feel comfortable and at home.

This February, when it comes to matters of career, deliberate and steadfast is the name of the game stoner Sag. Even if your progress is slow to grow, as long as it is steady, you are headed in the right direction. Don’t be afraid to explore what others might at first see as half-baked ideas. If you are willing to share your rough drafts, your peers will be willing to help you refine them. Brainstorming sessions and meditative musings with the sacred herb early in the month will result in the manifestation of tangible results by the end of February. But, it is your naturally passionate and charming stoner traits that will inspire your peers; your determined attitude and your encouraging words which will motivate them to put in the work. This balanced approach of both nature and nurture will create the necessary environment to ensure the seeds of your ideas fully bloom into measurable results.

Stoner Sagittarius you will find that February is all about complimenting your naturally optimistic outlook, and far-out style, with open communication and progressive thinking. Gathering together your canna fam to share the contents of a well stocked stash jar will create an enlightened environment where new perspectives are sparked, and where everyone feels free to share even the most secretive things on their minds. So keep the conversation burning stoner Sag. Roll one or two up, and let your cannabis companions puff, puff, pass you the inspiration you’ve been seeking to write or talk about those inner musings you’ve kept under wraps for far too long.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Pisces, the month begins in the shadow of Mercury in retrograde. This means little things that would not normally get to you could feel like full fledged crisis. You may even find yourself becoming annoyed by your closest partners in chronic. Their quirks you usually find endearing, might cause you to tear out your hair. My stoner Fish, keep in mind your own emotional response to others as you move through February. If things do get tense between you and a cannabis companion, don’t be afraid to take a break. Grab your favorite piece, top shelf buds, and find a quiet place to toke alone. Solo smoke sessions are not just recommended, they will be required for this month stoner Pisces. It can be nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes you just need to spend time by yourself; to relax, recreate with the reefer, and reflect on what is really causing you grief. 

With all the confusion being magnified by peculiar planetary processes, it will take extra effort in the work sphere, and acute attention to detail to keep daily operations running smoothly. Stoner Pisces as long as you and the team keep lines of communication open and honest, you will be able to avoid misunderstandings and unnecessary setbacks. At work, put down the pipe. At least until you make it through to the last week of February, work should be a strictly smoke-free zone. A bowl or two at home in the evenings can help you unwind and process the events of the day. But, when you’re on the clock, you will need a fresh mind to troubleshoot unexpected issues, and the resolve to make sure the job gets done right.

Stoner Pisces the early days of the month might be overstimulated, filled with more intense emotions than even you are prepared for. But, keep calm and smoke on. By the middle of the month the cosmos will bring you renewed resolve and your emotions will return to more manageable levels. Don’t squander this windfall of creative energy. Moments spent alone, meditating with the sacred herb, can also be an opportunity to muse and let your imagination wander. Once you have rediscovered your cosmic groove, and you’re ready to rejoin the social smoke scene, your cannabis companions will be excited to see you, and all of your fresh, stoney creations.

Libra Stoner Horoscope February

What a month February will be stoner Libra!  Although the weather may be cool in the final Winter month, there will be plenty of opportunities to warm your heart.  Celestial bodies will send a positive wave of warm influence that accentuates the natural creative outlets for the stoner justice warrior.  Load up the stash jar with Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  This month is going to be a cacophony of creative constructs. 

Seek out moments that bring you joy stoner Libra.  Whether it be your bong and some beats, a paintbrush and a joint, or a trivia night with pints and dabs, put yourself in position to enjoy creative and connected moments on the terrestrial plane.  Why not do it all?  There is no restraint or warnings from too many good times in the final Winter month.  Also keep in mind this creative cannabis prescription for February should not be contained to solo smoke outs.  Seek these creative moments with cannabis companions and the broader canna fam.  The biggest joy are the moments spent together.

Stoner Libra this positive cosmic influence toward creative moments and passion projects will have the most strength and power after the New Moon of the 11th.  But as wonderful as my words have been about this creative prescription, I do have two warnings to keep you keen on success:

First, keep a watchful eye on spending.  Finding joy in cannabis inspired creative and connected moments does not come with a price tag.  Celestial bodies have aligned in a way that could leave you open to financial worry.  Don’t exacerbate the potential financial stress with over spending.  These moments of joy are free, don’t chase them with money or try to purchase them with debt.  

Second, this warm cosmic breeze of creative influence does not come with an engine of manifestation.  Connected moments with the canna crew will not magically pop up in your social feed stoner Libra.  You have to seek out and find these joyous occasions.  Be sure to pack the stash box with pure Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  Toke time to self before the New Moon of the 11th to actively contemplate and make plans with your cannabis companions.  The universe may favor activities after the New Moon, but that doesn’t mean you can’t dream them and plan them out before the date.

I can’t wait to see, listen, or read your creative inspiration stoner Libra.  Just remember, “Don’t forget to bring a towel.”

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Leo what a magical time to be alive.  Opportunity is only as far away as desire will take you.  February will be a progressive month for the stoner Lion in ways that match the stoner traits of the leader of the stoner Zodiac.

Universal influence will benefit the connected stoner Leo.  However, this support will not extend far from home.  Toke time to assess the partners in chronic that are close to the center of the smoke circle.  It is in these relationships where the most impact will be felt in the final Winter month.  This progressive impact will come in both the personal and work sphere.  The sacred herb can be used with a two pronged approach to create the most positive impact.  

First, toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a third eye enhancement.  Rise high above the terrestrial plane, see the broad landscape of life, and how you and your closest cannabis companions relate to each other.  Again, this should be applied both personally and professionally.  It is from this medicated meditative smoke session that you will gain the wisdom of direction, and inspiration of leadership.

Second, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring your cannabis companions onto your wavelength so they can see your vision.  This second action may be more difficult, but with positive cosmic influence, your own natural communication and leadership skills, and the connected help of the sacred herb, it should be well within your means.  Remember stoner Leo, you are sharing your vision and vibration, not imposing it.

I know you aren’t all about the woo, and the mystical underpinnings of our terrestrial existence stoner Leo.  But this month carries a subtle frequency from the universe that will open your eyes to supernatural aspects of our connected worlds that usually go unnoticed.  Feel the connection stoner Leo, with your closest partners in chronic, and the invisible hand of our infinite world.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Gemini the last period was all about a self disciplined Positive Mental Attitude.  The February time period will assist this internal work with positive outward celestial influence.  If January was all about hard work internally, then February could be considered the period of pay-off.

Now don’t misinterpret stoner Gemini, action will still be required to receive the blessing of cosmic influence in the final Winter month.  But this action is your jam!  All cannabis strains are open this month.  The action required to find the flow of positive cosmic waves will be to lean into your creative passions.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to sink deep into your desired creative outlet.  Whether this passion is a learned project, or an adventure out on the terrestrial plane, seek opportunity to quench this passionate thirst.

Be forewarned stoner Gemini:  The blessings of February will drain the energy of your cosmic spacesuit.  This is not an ominous premonition.  Energy levels will have peaks and troughs like a wave form.  Your primary missions this month will require your focus and energy.  Therefore you must prepare yourself for the inevitable depressions in the wave of cosmic energy.  Although the cannabis recommendation is open for the month, be sure to have Sativa strains of the sacred herb on standby for the troughs of cosmic energy.  Lean into the helping hand of the sacred herb to rise high above any cosmic malaise.  After all, you have exciting things to do this month!

This is a progressive period for the stoner Twin.  The cannabis prescription may be open, but be sure to toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate what progress means to you.  Don’t just submerge yourself in a passion project in February.  Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate how this activity will lead you to the next station of life on our cosmic spaceship.  A happy person seizes the day.  A wise person creates more opportunities for days to seize in the future.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Capricorn this month you should pay extra close attention to your greens, both your herbal supplies and your bank account. You may be feeling confident and content with your current resources, but unexpected expenses can burn through your stash; so make sure you are actively adding to your reserves. If you aren’t sure how to up your savings game, consult a cannabis companion whose own financial finesse you admire, and whose advice you know you can trust. 

It will be crucial for a successful February that you get organized in the first week of the month stoner Capricorn. Your calendar is going to fill up quickly; and once you get moving, there’s no slowing down. Schedule some alone time during the early days of the month for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Even though the bud my be loud, seek quiet and calm in this medicated meditative moment.  Just you and the sweet sensimilla will help you gather your inner thoughts before you turn them into outward action.  Once you are ready to get down to the grind, seek out only those stoner sidekicks who you know can keep up with your busy pace. It will be best if you avoid those canna buddies that just want to light one up and lounge about, or who you know are prone to couchlock.

Stoner Capricorn you don’t have to slow your roll, but you will need to be patient with your peers at work this month. You may be feeling extra energetic, ready to finish one project and race ahead to the next. But, not everyone will always be able to match your light speed momentum. Remember that everyone is working towards the same goals. Instead of criticizing, communicate with positivity stoner Capricorn. If someone on the team is falling behind, find out how you can help get them back on track, and ready to move up to the next level.

Don’t let the whole month be all work and no play my ambitious Sea-Goat. While you should always strive for success and higher achievement, remember it’s okay to take a break. Not only does down time allow you the chance to light up a bowl of cannabis, it can be an opportunity to reflect on how far you’ve journeyed, and all the people you’ve encountered along the way. Stoner Capricorn, as long as you keep the kind buds close, and your cannabis companions even closer, every day will be another memorable page to add to your ever-stoney adventure.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Cancer, even though 2021 is well underway, you may still be feeling the weight of lingering obligations from the past weeks and months. The only way to lighten the load is to light one up and let things go. Finish up any outstanding obligations and worthwhile endeavors, and get back to the grind with a clean slate. Now is also a good time to go through the stash box, and get rid of any greens that have gone brown, or strains you know that you’ll never actually smoke. Whether it’s starting over with an updated to-do list, or purging your herbal supplies, February will offer the much needed reevaluation of projects and priorities.

Stoner Cancer don’t take any tensions in the workplace personally this month. While you may be party to the problem, it will be important to remember that everyone is experiencing heightened emotions during this time of cosmic miscommunication. The remedy to opposing viewpoints is open conversation and communal commitment to getting the job done. Not everyone has the same taste stoner Cancer. Some are team Indica, some are forever team Sativa. Just like your smoke sessions at home, it will be up to each member of the team to find their own preferences and strengths.  Blaze ahead until you’ve burned through all the work that needs to be done.

Stoner Cancer, even in the most tumultuous times, you will always be able to get by with a little help from your friends. Even if your coworkers question your motives, or if you doubt your abilities, you have partners in chronic who believe in you. Those in your inner smoke circle will always be ready to help you haze up the room and clear your mind. My feisty Crab, you will always be safe to explore life, the universe, and everything when in the presence of your closest cannabis companions. Whether your travels lead you to your favorite remote smokespot, or your journey is as far as your couch, you will always be ready for the next adventure when you have good greens and great company.

Aries Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Aries the Winter season will end with a focus on the future. Take solace in your canna-fam, and plenty of solo smoke sessions too. This month is going to find you in need of introspection, something that doesn’t necessarily come easy for you. A packed stash jar and self-analysis is necessary for growth my stoner Ram, but it won’t be helpful to choke on the things you feel you’ve done wrong. February is the month to break down those walls that you have put up against yourself.

Stoner Aries, everything related to your material possessions and money might feel like they are only barely trudging forward this month. However, remember that just like your favorite creeper cannabis strain, moving slowly is sometimes better than rushing ahead. The Full Moon falls on February 27th this month. Your natural search for perfection might be heightened during this time. It’s important my stoner Ram, to go easy on yourself, and use this Full Moon to remove excess from your life in areas of everyday work and service. Get your daily schedule in order, and you’ll feel altogether more in control.

Stoner Aries, you will feel empowered in areas relating to your partners in chronic. Use your forward-thinking attitude, and the energetic Sativa cannabis species, to empower your efforts in the personal sphere. Though I feel compelled to forewarn you my stoner Ram: Mercury is still moving retrograde until the 21st. The start of February may find you needing to reign in some of your usual tendencies to act on impulse. But fear not stoner Aries! The New Moon on February 11th will act as a breath of sweet herb-filled air. The New Moon event will offer an opportunity for a fresh start. Toke advantage of this energy to realign with what matters to you, and make plans for the future. 

These cross winds of cosmic influence may cause some strain with your closest cannabis companions. If you find yourself being more irritable or grumpy than you are naturally, that’s perfectly okay; just remember to keep the stash jar full of that sweet sensimilla, and smoke your way to a cooler canna-head. With a little effort, and a packed bowl, you can manifest immense positivity on our terrestrial plane.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

Oh happy day stoner Aquarius! It feels as if things have been aligning quite nicely since the start of this year. February 2021 begins in the middle of your birth season. Can you feel the universe blessing you? This is a great time to indulge in a few solo medicated meditative smoke sessions. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to shed new light on your personality, appearance, and sense of self. Sink deep within yourself, and listen to the wisdom of our terrestrial herbal guide.

Stoner Aquarius February is inviting you to be more creative. Toke time with the sweet sensimilla. Allow it to inspire you to establish the budget you’ve been contemplating, or perhaps even find a new way to earn money. As we near the end of the month, we officially bring the stoner Aquarius season to a close. This has likely left you feeling quite introspective with things relating to money and material possessions. Though you think about these terrestrial conundrums often stoner Water-Bearer, you rarely speak of them outwardly. Open yourself up to the possibilities as the winds of change blow through the clouds of smoke this month. Perhaps you need a solo endo-excursion to gain the perfect perspective. As February comes to a close, the full moon on the 27th will provide illumination to the path ahead. This bright light will enable matters surrounding your life force, spiritual transformations, and other mystical topics to feel much more easily discussed. This is the perfect time to load the peace pipe, get organized, and shed the excess weight you may be holding regarding any past debts, or misunderstandings with your cannabis companions. 

Stoner Aquarius, things relating to your home and domestic life may feel as if they are creeping along much more slowly than you’d like. Try not to worry. Instead, toke time to breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and apply reasonable expectations. Doing so will allow you to think outside the box, and innovate, while keeping your stoner wanderings intellectual and on point. You’ll likely find yourself capable of changing things up without becoming too emotionally invested. This is precisely what you need right now. So, stoner Water-Bearer, spark one up, take charge, and watch the good vibes and great ideas surround you and your canna fam this month.

Libra Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Libra you are in a good place, and the month of January will accentuate this position nicely.  But watch out for heightened expectations regarding outward progress on the terrestrial plane.  The cosmic influence in the second Winter month will be more about consolidating internal contentment and exploring familial understanding.

Whoa, English right?  Be prepared my balanced cosmic gymnast:  January will be a month of “the feels.”  Fill the stash jar with the Indica species of the sacred herb stoner Libra.  “Consolidating internal contentment” means universal influence will favor deep thoughts about who you are, and how you got here.  Think of solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb as a self psychological exam.  If ‘contentment’ isn’t a word you would use to describe your current position before these deep medicated meditations, then perhaps it will be a descriptor after these exercises.  The bottom line is that time must be toked to ponder internal questions seeking connection with the outward existence.

This internal sacred exercise blends well with the second phase of universal progress this month.  “Exploring familial understanding” will accentuate the deep solo medicated smoke sessions.  As you look to connect contentment between internal motives and outward drives, including deep analysis of your canna-fam will supplement your actions.   Stoner Libra, this aspect of January may be where you catch the most ‘feels’.  I have no cannabis strain prescription for this aspect of the month.  The only sacred prescription is to seek out meaningful smoke sessions with those you love most.  Perhaps your cannabis companions need to hear how much they mean to you.  

What a month stoner Libra!  Perhaps this cannabis inspired vision is not the exciting terrestrial mission you want to hear, but the deeper meaning behind an influence like this is more richly rewarding and progressive.  There is no terrestrial value that can be placed on connected moments within yourself, and your inner smoke circle.  Smoke up, think deep, and bring the tissues.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Virgo you are a unique terrestrial astronaut flying through the galaxy on our cosmic spaceship.  You are a hard worker; organized in your routine and ambitious undertakings.  This month will provide a break from routine.  Prepare to feed your head instead of the to-do list in January.  There may be uncomfortable aspects to the second Winter month, but with the sacred herb as your spiritual guide, you can navigate these unfamiliar spaces with great personal progress.  Different isn’t a dirty word my anal retentive stoner, sometimes it can be an opportunity.

Stoner Virgo there is a specific opportunity presented by a universal influence to innovate within the work sphere.  In the days preceding the New Moon of the 12th, make time for a group strategy session.  If you are able to combust the sacred herb with your coworkers, perhaps ideas and plans will illuminate with the passing of a joint.  No matter the method or occupation, be sure to lead, communicate, and collaborate before the New Moon.

As a double dose of positivity, a universal influence will give a positive push to personal endeavors in the days after the New Moon of the 12th.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb, and take time for a passion project or hobby that has gone neglected during busy past periods.

Busy bird stoner Virgo.  There may be parts of January that drift without winds of action.  For an active stoner, the lack of motion can bring boredom or even depression.  Do not fight these moments of cosmic malaise stoner Virgo.  These moments are an opportunity.  Select an Indica cannabis strain from your sacred stash jar for these moments.  Toke time to reflect on the hurried and busy nature of yourself, and the world.  Perhaps you need a break, and now is the time.  It is in these medicated meditative moments with the sacred herb where you might find new direction in personal health.  Cosmic stagnation can lead to personal epiphanies.  Use the sacred herb to transfer moments of possible boredom or depression into moments of contemplation and recovery.  Feed your head stoner Virgin.  Take care of mind, body, and spirit.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

If 2020 was a bag of bud, most would probably say it was schwag. Too harsh, almost unsmokable, and filled with stems and seeds. Where others might see a sack full of disappointment, you see potential stoner Taurus. Because you know that instead of smoking, you can plant those seeds. What may start out as unwanted and unfortunate beginnings, can grow and blossom into something wonderful. Be mindful that it will take more than a just-add-water effort to cultivate the bountiful harvest you desire; but you can get there if you put in the effort. All the setbacks and shortcomings of the past are now experience and wisdom you can employ to make the year ahead what you want it to be!

Stoner Taurus when it comes to the work sphere, you don’t have to start over to make a fresh start. Of course, if you’ve been contemplating switching jobs, the new year is a great time to do so. But, sometimes the simplest cure to the wear and tear of the daily grind is a change of view. Whether you find this new perspective with the help of the sacred herb, or by meditating in a peaceful spot in nature, you will be able to see the big picture more clearly from this higher vantage point. If you want to change the output, you have to change the input stoner Taurus. Embrace your creative side, and incorporate your passions into your nine to five.  You will find renewed satisfaction in a job well done. 

It’s always nice to have cannabis companions who are down to roll one up, and who are always ready to blaze new trails. But, don’t let whether or not you have company change your plans for travel in January. Even if you embark on your 2021 terrestrial journey tokin’ and trekking solo, there will be plenty of potential canna-buddies along the way. Be sure to keep your stash jars full, and your itinerary empty, especially in the first weeks of the new year. Universal influence may call you to far off lands of wonder, or keep you close to home to explore local landmarks. As long as you have your trusted travel piece, and good herb, you will be ready for whatever adventures await.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Scorpio the beginning to 2021 will be a blessing from the universe.  With the right blend of medication and meditation, your inner self will find contentment while you make plans for great progress on the terrestrial plane.

It’s time to focus on the inner smoke circle stoner Scorpio.  Cannabis companions and the canna-fam will need your attention and spirit.  But keep in mind this is a selfless task.  Don’t stop and wait for acknowledgement or praise.  The time spent burning bowls and passing joints with those you care about will be all the reward generated by the universe.  

Grand adventures on the terrestrial plane will wait for other periods as this month will be more about life as a domestic astronaut.  As you focus on family, also take on special missions directed at your inner self and domicile.  A secluded life as a home-body is in the cosmic cards for January.  Use the inspirational aspects of the sacred herb to address changes or alterations you wish to make at home and with yourself.  In many ways, January can be looked at as a great month to make improvements in relationships and home-life; and aren’t those the things that matter most?

I have a specific warning for you stoner Scorpio:  The sharp sting of your poisonous tail could be a danger between the 8th and the 12th.  The waning crescent moon on the 8th marks a period where emotions and tempers could fall out of control.  Dig into your stash of Indica strains during this period.  Perhaps make plans for those deep solo medicated planning sessions during this time.  Above all, recognize that you possess a dangerous weapon in your sharp stinger.  You don’t want to hurt close cannabis companions with unintended strikes.  Use the calming nature of the sacred herb to chill out in heated moments.  You can always reflect back, and assess what really matters on the New Moon of the 12th.

Positive meditations in January will possess positive manifestations in future time periods.  Where do you want to be in the future?  Toke time to storyboard this grand desire.  Puff puff plan with the sacred herb.  This medicated exercise will have a powerful effect, setting in motion the magic of manifestation.  I know stoner Scorpio, you are too clever for the magic mojo.  So I will say it plainly:  

Step 1.  Toke time to meditate on where you want to go.  

Step 2.  Toke time to develop a plan of action.

Step 3.  The process begins one toke at a time!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January

The waiting is over stoner Sagittarius! You finally get to say goodbye to 2020, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney adventure. Although you might be excited and feeling optimistic at all the opportunity and potential the new year holds, you should proceed with deliberate and calculated intent. You may be ready to unleash a year’s worth of restless energy and blaze full speed ahead, but for future success, it is crucial to let the residual smoke settle. You’re in it for the long haul stoner Sagittarius. Before you can harvest, you must plant. While you can’t expect immediate results, remember that the seeds you sow in the early days of 2021 will ensure lush and vibrant growth in the months ahead. 

Strong roots are important stoner Sagittarius. They keep us grounded and give us the strength to weather the roughest winds. But, the branches above the surface must be malleable, and ready to alter course in ever unpredictable conditions if you want to thrive. Achievement in the workplace will directly correlate to your ability to adapt to the situation at hand. Unique problems will call for unique and creative approaches to solve them. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for inspiration my ardent Archer.  Get out the pen and notepad, the pipe and fresh ground nugs, and get to brainstorming. With persistent effort and positive thinking, you and the team will be able to hash out a plan to tackle even the most challenging obstacles. 

Stoner Sag, you may start off January feeling elated; a natural high at all the possibility and promise of the days ahead. Don’t let the end of January sneak up on you. There is plenty of work to get done, but don’t forget to toke time to relax and recreate with your partners in chronic. They were the ones who stuck with you during the highs, and the lows, of 2020. They will be the ones who will be ready to roll one up no matter what lies ahead. Only the cosmos knows what the hazy days of tomorrow have in store stoner Sagittarius, but you can be confident you will always be able to rise above with the help of good green and your best buds.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Pisces instead of fireworks this New Year, you can expect January to start off at a slow and steady burn.  But this perfectly rolled joint will grow into a full blaze towards the month’s end. Take notes during the slow days, and plan for the busier conclusion.  Toke time in the first week to puff puff pause, and put together the final pieces of the 2020 puzzle.  Put last year in your rear view mirror because the days of 2021 promise the potential of higher levels of adventure and achievement. Invoke the inspiration of the sacred herb early and often stoner Pisces. With a little assistance from the sweet sensimilla, what at first feels like restless energy, will channel into productive and creative endeavors.

My stoner Fish, after the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, the entire canna-crew deserves time to relax and regroup.  If your coworkers are 420 friendly, schedule some off-the-clock extracurricular team building exercises. Perhaps a POT-luck is in order, or a marijuana movie marathon.  Create a safe space where everyone brings their favorite munchies, and shows up in their finest casual friday apparel. Getting to know your coworkers in a less formal setting can strengthen bonds, and offer an open forum for people to get feedback on the half-baked ideas they were too intimidated to share. What might start out as hazy concepts, may develop into blueprints ready to be implemented.

Stoner Pisces any lingering tensions or bad vibes amongst your smoke circle from 2020 will be easily remedied by the passing of the peace pipe. Most problems arise from miscommunication. If you toke-one-up and talk-it-out, you and your partners-in-chronic can rise above any confrontation. Once everyone is grooving to the same cosmic beat, you can all get back to your terrestrial travels in higher spirits. Remember stoner Pisces, you don’t always have to travel far for adventure. As long as you have that good ganja close, and great people closer, you will start your 2021 adventure in smokin style.

Leo Stoner Horoscope January

I received a vision from the cosmos through my sacred meditations regarding the stoner Leo for the January time period.  It’s of a physically fit Lion pulling its hair out!  This made me think of my favorite cartoon from the 90’s:  Joe Normal .. “I’m normal!  I’m normal!”  The bottom line to January is that things could be worse, and everything is going to be ok.

The cannabis prescription for the second Winter month could be a little tricky.  Everything physical will be going great guns, but mental stress could derail your good vibes.  It could be all in your head; so smooth tokes of the marijuana smoke might slow you down enough to gain perspective, and ease through those stressful moments.  However, nothing is more terrifying for a stoner Leo than to be trapped inside their own head, which could compound the stressful feelings.  Therefore a CBD heavy hybrid strain will work great this month.  The CBD will help you lean into the satisfied physical state with a healthy cannabis regiment.  But the mild THC will give you that head change to rise above the stress of the day without trapping your head in consuming clouds.  If the head change becomes a bit much, or maybe not enough, just remember stoner Leo:  “I’m normal!  I’m normal!”

The great blessing from the universe during January will be in the sphere of personal relationships.  That hybrid cannabis prescription should keep you chill as you bounce from one smoke circle to another.  Enjoy and appreciate being in your element.  Close cannabis companions and even distant smoke circle acquaintances will all notice something different about your strut.  Pay attention during your sacred smoke outs to the subtle nuance of each individual.  The true blessing this month won’t be anything you receive, but instead the strengthened bonds you secure within the canna-fam.  Stoner Leo January will be an additive experience to the progress of your life.  With the sacred herb as your trusted chill side-kick, you will sure to be a networking superhero on the terrestrial plane.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope January

2021 kicks off in proper fashion for the stoner Gemini!  With the right attitude, and a sense of adventure, the Twin will be burning nugs with many smoke circles in far-flung locations.  The natural flighty flow of the celestial influence will only require a couple things.

First, stoner Gemini, you must find positivity and optimism within your terrestrial travels in January.  This PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) will serve you well as obstacles or tasks could transform into opportunities or adventures with the right third eye gaze.  The Lamb’s Bread cannabis strain is perfect for stoners seeking PMA.  But beyond the attitude enhancements with the power of the sacred herb, make sure to enlist an internal positive mantra throughout the month.  If you tell yourself to look on the bright side, it is far more likely to become your terrestrial truth.

Second, my gregarious Gemini, you must engage the broader smoke circle with active terrestrial travels.  Put the Indica strains of the sacred herb away for the month.  Active engagement is the key to unlock positive adventure, and connected memorable moments.  Lamb’s Bread works well for this second task as well; but if you want another strain for the stash jar, seek out the cannabis hybrid Light of Jah.  This Sativa dominant hybrid will keep the momentum going from one smoke circle to the next, but also provide a chill mood to keep you vibing with your cannabis cohorts.

January is sure to be a canna-blessed month stoner Gemini.  Keep your head lifted with a positive mental attitude, and seek the companionship of your canna-fam.  It should be easy to look on the bright side once you are burning bowls with your best buds.  All of this positivity and activity will surely lead to smoked-out adventures on the terrestrial plane.  Be sure to bring a camera!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Capricorn 2021 starts with an amazing combination of cosmic kismet.  With the guiding hand of celestial influence, and the guiding spirit of the sacred herb, January will be a month of love and progress.

There is a warm glow surrounding the cosmic influence in January for the stoner Capricorn.  With the right balance of recreation and diligent work, confidence will be high.  Not only will other stoner star signs see this confident soft glow within your aura, more importantly you will feel a newfound openness to deep connections with cannabis companions.  Be prepared for long meaningful conversations while sharing bowls and passing joints.

Overall the second Winter month could be seen as a tale of two halves split by the New Moon of the 12th.  The first half of the month will be dominated by cosmic winds of creativity.  Whatever your passion or hobby, this will be the best time to light one up, and bring the sacred spark of cannabis to your endeavor.  After the New Moon, universal influence will shift more toward terrestrial goals and ambitions.  Perhaps the creative endeavors of the first 12 days will bleed into an ambitious push at converting passion into occupation?  Look out!  A toasted Sea-Goat is on a mission.  Nothing can stop you.

Stoner Capricorn, relax.  Don’t burn your entire stash in one session.  Don’t push too hard on any one task.  It is in your nature to be relentlessly progressive through action, but rest and recreation must balance these creative and ambitious efforts.  Seek balance through the sacred herb stoner Capricorn.  It’s time to stock your sacred herbal stash box.  With so much to do and so much to say, lean on Sativa dominant hybrid strains.  When the creative juices are spent, and the work day is done, break into the sticky relaxing properties of Indica strains.  Be your own cannabis curator this month stoner Capricorn.  Use the right sacred tool for the right moment.  Feel the flow.  Bask in the confidence and love shining through the universal influence.  You never know what else you might be feeling this month!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Cancer you are often the one who will show up to help out a friend in need. Ready to offer caring words of encouragement when someone is feeling down, and sharing some of your sacred stash to help pick them up. But, when you spend so much time looking out for others, you risk neglecting your own needs. Start off the new year by looking inward my stoner Crab.  Solo smoke sessions will be a must in the early days of January. Every moment spent meditating with the sacred herb will sharpen your third eye sight; helping you to see through the haze, and realize your highest potential.

Your coworkers are always glad to have you on their team stoner Cancer. You are reliable and resourceful when it comes to tackling the tough tasks, and getting the job done. This month you will have the opportunity to take the lead on important projects.  It will be a chance to show the crew that you are truly the stoney Crab with a solid plan. While you may be excited by the prospect of bringing everyone to the next level, such success can bring more attention and praise than you are accustomed to. It’s okay to accept the kudos!  Especially when they have been earned. Just remember there is a difference between confident and cocky. So, keep it cool stoner Cancer. After a long day’s work, light up a bowl in celebration of a job well done. While the sacred herb can lift your spirits, it will also keep you humble. A reminder that even if the sky’s the limit, you have to be firmly grounded if you want to grow.

Stoner Cancer January can be a time for fresh starts and resolutions, but you don’t have to change everything. You can also choose to nurture seeds you planted long ago. Maybe this means dusting off the old paint brush, and creating something new.  Perhaps you will try crafting some of those tasty cosmic cookies you always meant to bake. Whatever your inspiration or interests are, make time for old hobbies and new passion projects. Share these stoney activities and your most excellent endo, only with your closest partners-in-chronic. Sharing is caring, but keeping the smoke circle small during this season will ensure you are not burning your cosmic candle at both ends.

Aries Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Aries the January time period will be a slow steady burn throughout the month, with a kief topped bowl to finish.  But slow down my rambunctious Ram.  This month will be like that Atari video game Pitfall:  You will have to make solid choices which direction you go, and step carefully over dangerous traps.

Decisions decisions decisions stoner Aries.  The universe will present you with a plethora of social decisions in January.  That’s good right?  So many smoke circles to pass through, and lots of canna-buddies ready to roll.  However, you must be selective.  There will be forces at work behind the cosmic curtain that will grind you down if you make the wrong choices.  For single stoner Rams, it will be best to finish the days with close cannabis companions or members of the canna-fam.  For partnered stoner Rams the days should finish with your cannabis companion.  You should not charge down the party path like a wild animal.

Although the social smoke circle will be calling throughout the month, selectivity is paramount so that energy remains strong at work and at home.  This is not the month to burn the joint at both ends.  How does that even work anyways!?!  I strongly recommend a high CBD strain of the sacred herb to pack in your bowls this month.  Amid all the opportunities to hang and chill will be an underlying tension brought on through work stress and home-life anxiety.  The high CBD dominant cannabis strain will help maintain physical health while taking the edge off those potentially frayed nerves.  

The month will build to a climax near the Full Moon of the 28th.  If you don’t maintain a sure path throughout the month, then the pressure filled climax could damage overall progress at work and at home.  But, these are not words of doom and gloom stoner Aries.  You got this.  Along with the sacred prescription for a high CBD strain, also build a solid physical regiment.  Perhaps some of the right choices in the video game of life will be targeted spots of rest and recuperation.  Maybe instead of that Tokin Tuesday smoke out, you can go home and chill with a solo sesh and a good movie like Bandersnatch.  In this choose-your-own-adventure, the ganja gang will be more than ready to take that healthy hike to that killer smoke spot on the weekend.  

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Aquarius the beginning of 2021 will bring confident winds of change, if you are willing to sail into adventure.  Although terrestrial escapades always sound nice as you plan smoke circles in distant smoke spots, the adventure of January will have more to do with reignition of internal flames of attitude and spirit.

First stoner Aquarius, toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb.  Focus this solo smoke session on forgiveness.  We all feel, and often succumb to, the societal pressures of our terrestrial world.  Perhaps you have fallen asleep as you floated within the collective stream of consciousness.  Perhaps you have relented to the pressure imposed by your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  It is time to forgive yourself for any internal angst you feel about your attitude or outward motion within the stoner herd.

Now that you have put any internal grievance behind you, it is time to look ahead.  Use the reflective power of the sacred herb to reignite those independent drives within you stoner Aquarius.  Part of what makes you great are the aspects that make you stand out from the crowd.  Bob Marley once said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  It’s time you embrace your independent streak once again my eccentric Water-Bearer.

Now with forgiveness and re-emergence complete, look around and bask in the canna-fam surrounding you.  Your best buds have always loved the unique qualities you embrace.  Now that you have embraced your internal drives, once again your aura will be bright and electric.  This is the exact time when new cannabis companions will gravitate toward your bright glow.  Fill your stash jar with the Double Dream cannabis strain for the month.  This bright happy hybrid will enhance your internal confidence as you re-emerge from your societal shell  And this sacred strain will keep you chatting it up with new smoke circle acquaintances.  I can’t wait to see what funky fresh fashion styles you come up with stoner Aquarius.  Enjoy the month, and most importantly, enjoy yourself.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Aquarius December will be mostly breezy with chances of easy.  Your natural astrological stoner traits will serve you well as the month unfolds with celestial influence catered to your stoner nature.  This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.

In the first half you need to let the natural flow of life take you on a blissful adventure.  All cannabis varieties are open to fill up your stash jar.  But make sure it is full because there will be plenty of opportunities to match bowls with the larger smoke circle.  Lean into this blessed period with outward experience.  Canna-fam and smoke circle acquaintances will notice, and appreciate, the golden aura surrounding you.  It’s only natural because you are such a likable stoner, and the cosmic influence will only accentuate this quality.  However, stoner Aquarius, be forewarned:  Even though you have a lot to say, and plenty of people listening, that does not mean you should say it all!  The only thing that can derail this positive period is loose lips regarding sensitive topics.  Be smart, and be kind.

Stoner Aquarius toke time with the sacred herb on the 14th of December.  Celebrate the New Moon with reflective remembrance of cloudy rooms and stoner stories.  Marinate in a smoked out solo session baked in positivity about all the communal blessings in your life.

In the second half of the month life might get a bit more serious.  Pack bowls with energizing Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  The keys to this period will be focus, clarity, and creativity.  There may be more unknowns and directional decisions after the New Moon, but with the proper care of attention, and creative solutions, progress should be earned.

A great month awaits stoner Aquarius!  A nice float through the terrestrial plane with your cannabis cohorts in the first half; and a creative progressive journey in the second half.  Just remember:  Grind well, roll tight, and hang loose this month.  Always a great prescription for success.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Cancer summertime is not the only season when the livin’ is easy. Even in the middle of winter you can expect bright and shiny times ahead, filled with good greens and red eyes. The secret to keeping the positive vibes flowing is to keep it simple. Take this time of peace layden days to get some rest. It’s not that there will be no stems or seeds in the bag of life, but you get to decide whether or not you smoke them stoner Cancer. In other words, it’s ultimately your choice how sweet and smooth, or how bitter and harsh the days of December will be. 

Relations in the workplace will not be unmanageable, but will require a little finesse on your part to keep things moving smoothly. You have the knowhow and ability to get the job done, but there may be coworkers who will try to harsh your high. There will always be critics my hardened Crab; but remember, you don’t always have to listen. When haters try to bring you down, light one up and rise above. Let the saboteurs and negative Nancy’s do their thing, while you stay steady on your grind. After all, you have bigger goals stoner Cancer. Your performance in the past months have resulted in the higher ups taking notice. But, that promotion is not guaranteed.  Find your voice, speak up, and let them know you are ready. 

Stoner Cancer during the holidays, sharing is caring.  There will be plenty of good cheer to spread around. Cannabis companions may even be skeptical as to what’s got you in such an elevated mood. The big secret to your special spunk is simple, sweet greens and good people. It has been a long and trying year stoner Cancer, but you get to choose your future. You can fire up a bowl and fret about all of your shortcomings, or you can light one up and imagine all the positivity on the path ahead. As long as you take each day one puff at a time, you are certain to start the new year with the highest expectations.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Capricorn the month of December might seem like an example of the old argument between destiny and will to power.  I’m not here to solve age old philosophical conundrums, and you shouldn’t spend any time dwelling on it either.  The bottom line to December will be effort.  No matter the answer to grand questions of destiny and manifestation, the journey is personal, and actions are inevitable.

Stoner Capricorn swirling winds of terrestrial turmoil can impact the mental state.  Worldly turbulence can create unease, anxiety, and internal conflict.  Be careful my adaptive Sea-Goat in the first decade of December.  Adaptability can mask a stubborn wandering state.  It is imperative to take a break from the terrestrial condition, and seek solace from within.  Toke time for a solo meditative smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month.  It may not come naturally, but it must be performed.  This meditative cannabis exercise will give the mind a moment of pause to break free from the uncontrollable turbulence of the terrestrial world.  The result will settle the mind, and connect the spirit.  

The early medicated meditation will assist you in many ways moving through the holiday season.  It’s likely drama within the canna-fam, and outer smoke circle, will find you stoner Capricorn.  But with your mind and spirit centered and aligned, you can stay lifted, high above the fray.  You know your direction, and you have confidence in your decisions.  The dramatics of others is simply background noise to a stoner Capricorn on a mission.

Sometimes universal influence brings winds of positivity, filling our sails as we cruise through the seas of life.  When these universe winds are stagnant, it is up to us to muster the good vibes.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst in December to conjure and cajole a positive mental attitude.  Girl Scout Cookies is a great balanced hybrid that can be used as a tool to settle the mind, and rejuvenate the spirit.  You aren’t alone stoner Capricorn, but you are the only captain of your terrestrial vessel.  Good luck on your voyage to the land of positivity.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Gemini the holiday season will be more about personal relationships than the broader smoke circle.  Universal influence will push social frequencies to extremes.  So personal feelings within close connections will be at heightened metrics.  This of course could mean expansive deepening of relationships with close cannabis companions, but it also foretells heightened anxiety with poor relationships within close proximity.  Chill out stoner Gemini, I have the prescription to navigate through this high flying holiday season.

First, let the good times roll.  Embrace the positive intimacy of the cosmic course.  Keep your stash jar packed with a variety of cannabis strains.  Pick the right strains for the right moments.  Cosmic influence will push wonderful adventures within close cannabis companionships.  Within these moments, embrace the blessings.

Second, chill out and smooth the peak turbulence of frenemies within the inner smoke circle.  Once again stoner Gemini, make sure the stash jar is loaded with a variety of cannabis strains.  There will be testy unavoidable moments this month that will require a cooler canna-head.  You won’t need to cope or attack, but instead chill, and float through these moments.  After all, there will be another bright smoke spot ahead within good time.

In the end, this month may play out with a day-to-day chop instead of a weekly flow.  Now is the time to understand the landscape, and more importantly understand yourself.  Use the sacred herb to see the terrestrial landscape from a higher perspective.  There may be days to relax and chill.  There may be days to step out and enjoy companionship.  With the sacred herb as your third eye enhancement, try to see the day ahead before it unfolds.  But most importantly, take your own position within the terrestrial plane into account when formulating short term plans.  Don’t fight your mood, instead use it as a guide for sound decision making and planning.  You are in control stoner Gemini, choose love and light over hate and fight this holiday season.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December

Hold on tight stoner Scorpio, and be prepared for a blockbuster month of December.

Planets have aligned in the the first half of the month to favor aspects of money and vanity.  This cannabis inspired vision surrounding these favorable cosmic winds of influence speaks to more of spending and health, versus financial gain or selfish endeavors.  But to be clear, we are all individuals rolling and toking our way through this terrestrial existence, so even my visions are open to interpretation by spicy Scorpions.  

Chill and relax in the first half of the month up until the New Moon of the 14th.  Find a sweet cannabis strain that inspires relaxation and contentment.  Now is the time to spend a little on your personal happiness and well being.  For some this might be as simple as a hair cut or spa day.  For others maybe more extravagant like a trip or weekend get-a-way.  No matter your tact, be sure to use the sacred herb as a tool to enhance your greater well being, and content mental state.  In the end, after this blessed 14 day period, you might find you have gotten more done in the terrestrial world than expected because of your bright and energized mood.

Stoner Scorpio after the New Moon, a different phase will take over for the remainder of the month.  This new phase will not be better or worse than the first 14 days, just different.  The holiday season can bring smoke circle acquaintances and distant family members into our sphere of influence.  With your mood and spirit balanced, you will be well positioned to take on a leadership role within this phase.  Seek out the Girl Scout Cookies cannabis strain to lean into this bright and positive emotional period.  Use the sacred herb as an enhancement to positive vibes and moods.  It’s possible your bright mood and positive outlook will be all the leadership required to make this holiday season one to remember for the entire cann-fam.

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Aries Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Aries you have been burning hot all year. Being the first of the Fire signs, you are always down to ride, and ready to light one up. After another year of blazing trails, and countless stoney adventures, it’s time to slow your roll. This doesn’t mean you are coming to a complete stop, but rather, embracing a change of pace. The journey isn’t over, but the transition of one year to the next brings the realization that sometimes it’s okay to take the scenic route. So, during this holiday season my rough stoner Ram, remember to take time to smell, and smoke, the flowers. 

Stoner Aries the idea of slowing down might sound strange at first, but don’t fret. The workplace will be one outlet where you can channel all your excess energy. While home life may be more mellow than usual, you will have endless opportunities to express your creative undertakings on the clock. Your enthusiasm to get the job done, and get it done well, will help to inspire the rest of the team to keep the fires burning into the new year. But, when the job is done, don’t feel bad to take a breather. There’s no better reward for a job well done, than to settle down in your coziest smoke spot, and relax with a bowl of the sweet sensimilla.

As the month and year come to an end, it will be time to truly relax. Maybe you spend the holidays with a group of your partners in chronic, lighting up and laughing at all the hazy days gone by. Or perhaps you choose to share a bowl for two with your one and only cannabis companion, imagining the smokey days ahead. Use the down time to the fullest by celebrating both the highs and the lows, with those who mean the most. However you say goodbye to the past year, enjoy the peace while you can stoner Aries. Before you know it, 2021 will be here, and it will be time to get back to the grind.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Leo the holiday season can be a time of great stress …. But not for you!  Wonderful calming cosmic winds of influence will blow into your house this month.  It’s not that life will become easy or obstacles will part as you approach; but the calming cosmic influence blowing in December may just help you deal with terrestrial tasks with grace and chill.

There is an important prescription to receive the full benefits of the coming calming cosmic storm.  First, load the stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  Second, find a safe space free of distractions.  Third, get creative!  They are no rules stoner Leo.  The only prescription required to receive the sacred blessing from the universe is creative output.  And it’s all about you stoner Leo.  No matter the style, medium, or material, creativity is all that is required.  Once you are in your safe space, light up the energizing qualities of the sacred Sativa strain, and jam, paint, write, or tinker.  The ‘how’ and ‘what’ is up to you.  The ‘why’ is to relieve stress and receive blessings.

Stoner Leo this creative prescription will impact every aspect of life.  Burn time with the cannabis crew might seem a little more lit.  Communications with cannabis companions might seem a little more easy.  Work tasks might come and go with a little more ease.  Your creative outlets will provide balance to the machine world of the terrestrial terrain.  You might enjoy your time so much that you may daydream about getting back to your safe space, where a fresh bowl and creative passion awaits.

Just remember stoner Leo:  Don’t neglect your sacred prescription for cannabis infused creativity.  These imaginative smoke sessions will be the key to an easy roll through life in December.  If you neglect this prescription, then you might get stuck in the grind.  I’m already wondering what smoked out expressive fun fabrications you will be working on.  

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Libra Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Libra the balancing scales will not just be a symbol for your star sign in December, but it will also be a metaphor for the unfolding of the month in general.  This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.

First Half:  This will not be a time of tranquil lounging stoner Libra.  Keep the bowls loaded with sticky Sativa or bright hybrid cannabis strains.  Just because solar winds will not allow for cozy deep couch sessions, doesn’t mean this period will be negative.  Quite the contrary.  In the first half of December the planets will align to bring action within the smoke circle and personal tasks.  Fun socializing with the canna-crew and buzzing around the terrestrial plane executing tasks will be the primary activity of the first half.  Use the sacred herb as an empathetic layer of social protection stoner Libra.  Even though you are good about monitoring your polite stoner social skills, it won’t hurt to think twice before expressing raw emotions.

Second Half:  Settle into a positive groove stoner Libra, the second half will be more about chill personal moments.  Keep those bright hybrids ready, but now you can mix in more Indica cannabis strains.  Hurried tasks of the terrestrial world should melt away as personal interests take on a primary focus.  Cozy deep couch sessions still aren’t likely, but now your smoke sessions will be filled with solitary moments of inspiration.  Do you have a creative outlet stoner Libra?  Maybe you have been thinking about some form of creative crafting, painting, or musical output.  The second half of December is a great time to sit down with a joint, and a passion project.  

Stoner Libra all the hustle and bustle of the holiday season will flow naturally in December.  You may even take care of all your holiday tasks in the first half of the month while you are buzzing around town.  And it’s likely that this buzzing progress will feed directly to the relaxed positive personal time in the second half of the month.  As long as your stash jars are full, your joints are rolled tight, and your mind stays lifted, the universe will take care of everything else.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Pisces what’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the stoner Fish feeling free, and flying high! This December, the sky is not the limit, only the stars are. The universe has projected a smooth flight for the remainder of the year, and your journey will only be limited by your own ambition and imagination. You have been through a year full of starts, stops, setbacks, and hard won successes. Now it’s time to take a breather, light up some sticky sensimilla, and float across the 2020 finish line. Your high spirit and vibrant aura will have your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts saying, “I’ll have what they’re smokin.” And there is no need to keep it a secret.  Maybe you’ve found the best top shelf buds, or are just tuned into a feel-good cosmic frequency. Whatever is causing you to smile, be sure to puff, puff, and pass it on stoner Pisces. 

When it comes to work this month you have a singular mission: Get that green! Of course money isn’t everything, but you’ve worked hard to get where you are, and your compensation should grow to reflect your investment and effort. After all, how else do you keep the stash jar filled? Remember stoner Pisces, a fresh bowl of sacred herb in the evening, makes for a fresh mind in the morning. But, it is advised to keep the smoke sessions to time off the clock. Relaxing with fresh rolled refer can help you reflect on past successes and shortcomings. But, you want to be fully present when you use what you’ve learned to make meaningful progress in the workplace.  

Stoner Pisces no one who meets you this month will be able to resist your good cheer, and your sweet charm. It might have been dank aromas that first caught their third eye, but it is your spunk and positive energy that will cause them to stick around. It is your high spirit and lighthearted approach that will inspire and lift up your fellow cosmic travelers; but it is your determination, creativity, and clear-minded way of communicating which will keep your smoke circle expanding. Remember, those who toke together, grow together. So keep smokin stoner Pisces.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December

It’s that time again stoner Sagittarius. Time to slow down, light one up, and look back on the year gone by. The holidays can be busy, and for some, a stressful season. For you, stoner Sag, it will be a time to relax, reflect, and recreate with your favorite pieces, people, and fresh ground greens. Meditate with the sacred herb early and often. As the smoke settles, you will have a clear vision, and better understanding, of all the hazy happenings of 2020. And there has definitely been a lot to process! In the moment, the tough times can seem impossible to overcome, but you’ve risen to every challenge. 

While it might sound like a good idea at first to roll up a big phatty, and to go all out for the ultimate smoke session; you have to remember that if you smoke it all now, you won’t have any buds later. And the same applies to the work sphere this December. You have the energy and resources to close out the year strong, but you will risk coming up short if you try to do too much at once. Pace yourself stoner Sagittarius. Keep grinding like you do, but stick to a slow and steady burn. By the middle of the month you will find a productive and peaceful groove. Maintain this mellow, but forward moving momentum, and you’re sure to get all of your terrestrial tasks completed. But remember that rest is just as important as working hard my diligent Archer. In addition to your favorite potent sticky cannabis strains, try adding a CBD regiment to your nightly routine. While you won’t feel the immediate high, you will wake up fresh, feeling good, and ready to tackle whatever the day brings.  

Stoner Sag it all comes down to perspective. When you reach for the stash jar to pack a bowl, and discover there are only a few smoke sessions left; do you see the stash jar as almost empty?  Or do you contemplate the good times ahead burning the remaining herb?  Use the sacred herb to find your PMA (positive mental attitude) in December.  The truth is, the jar is still full of great memories yet to make.  As long as you share this optimistic attitude with your partners in chronic, everyone will have a higher outlook during the holiday season. So spread the chronic, and cheer! Whether or not you decorate for the holidays, gather the canna-fam, and light up the trees stoner Sagittarius!

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Taurus whether or not you’re ready, the new year is almost here. Sometimes the best way to prepare for where you’re going, is to look back on where you’ve been. Use the early days of the month, before the holidays are in full swing, to take a puff puff pause. Set aside specific times for meditating with the sacred herb. Whatever you might be holding onto, these moments of marijuana musings can help to clear your mind; to reflect, regroup and rediscover your bliss. By the middle of the month you will find your groove refreshed, and you’ll be ready to finish the final days of 2020 with confidence and clarity.

My stoner Bull, you’ve been grinding steadily in the work sphere, and with notable accomplishments. Your out-of-the-box ideas have caught the attention of the higher ups, and with it, the potential for advancement. If you feel like the next level is just out of reach, maybe it’s not that your abilities are too little, but that your aspirations are forever rising. Find coworkers who share the same ambitions stoner Taurus. Maybe you meet off the clock with some of your 420 friendly peers to refine half-baked ideas into a full fledged plan of action. The big projects might seem overwhelming at first; but just like a fresh bag of the good green, if you break it down into smaller parts, you and the team will burn through the to-dos in no time, and be ready to tackle the next great challenge.

‘Tis the season of sharing stoner Taurus, filled by get-togethers with seemingly endless munchies and holiday treats. A time for gathering with your canna-fam to share the permeating peace, and passing of the pipe. You can expect everyone’s spirit to be high indeed, as you all roast one up, and reflect upon another year’s passing. But, as you move through the hustle and bustle of December, don’t forget about you. We all can use some alone time my virile stoner Bull.  Just you, your favorite piece, and some good ganja. It’s always nice, lighting one up with your cannabis companions, tokin’ and talking about the good times gone by, and the hazy days ahead. But remember when things get too hectic, it’s also okay to sneak away from the group to simply enjoy a bowl for one.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Virgo the month of December sets up like an older stoner classic, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  Two opposite worlds will combine for straight fire this month.  And, as with the sandwich, the ingredients and process will be easy to procure and execute.

First the peanut butter, the foundational glue to the delicious delite.  The holiday season can be stressful.  Always somewhere to go and something to do can compound into an overwhelming task list that ends in anxiety.  To get through this period my analytical Virgin, you must keep a keen eye on the battery charge within your cosmic spacesuit.  Even the best task master takes time for a break between hard charges.  This month you must toke time for self at opportune moments.  Use the sacred herb at the right times to break free from terrestrial stress and recharge your proverbial batteries.  These solo smoke breaks with the sacred herb will provide the sticky glue of solitude that keeps the sandwich of success together.

And now stoner Virgo, the jelly.  The jelly adds the excitement to the stoner classic munchie.  The wonderful blessing of the holiday season is all the opportunities for celebratory gatherings within the canna-fam and the extended smoke circle.  It is predicted that the well-rested stoner Virgo will be living the high life in December.  Make sure you have your portable smoke kit and stash jar ready to roll, because this month you will be flying high from one smoke out to the next.

I have a specific prescription for the New Moon of the 14th.  Toke time with a cannabis companion to appreciate the relationship and terrestrial home built together.  Roast bowls and cuddle up for a night in.  For single stoner Virgo’s this time is equally important.  Peak emotional winds could be blowing through your house during the New Moon.  Stay in, sink deep into a solo smoke session, and contemplate appreciation for how you got to this sacred position on our terrestrial plane.

Remember stoner Virgo, balance is the key to success and progress in December.  Too much peanut butter will choke a dry cotton mouth.  Too much jelly might send you into a tailspin of sugar burn out.  But, together with proper balance, you have the perfect treat that will satisfy any stoner within the Zodiac.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Virgo not all periods of Mercury retrograde are created equally.  As you have learned in the past couple weeks, perhaps you are well equipped with cosmic traits that can thrive during such periods.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb.  Recent frustrations and communication breakdowns will twist like a finely rolled joint into a period of great progress and understanding.  Sometimes it takes a rough patch to learn how thick our skin is.  Put Breakdown by Guns N Roses on your playlist; November is going to be rockin!

I have a specific task for your organized to-do list stoner Virgo:  Declutter.  Toke time early in the month to pack your favorite pipe with your favorite strain.  Use the sacred herb to enhance a productive smoke session crossing t’s and dotting i’s that remain from previous periods.  This medicated exercise with the sacred herb will cleanse the past, and free the future.

Now stoner Virgo, with a clean slate the real magic can occur.  The New Moon of the 14th marks an important period of great creativity and idea generation.  Typical of a stoner Virgo, once you clean your plate, you are ready to fill it back up again.  I recommend filling your stash jar with a sweet Sativa dominant hybrid cannabis strain for this period of great ingenuity.  Amnesia Haze should fill the pipe perfectly.  However, be forewarned:  Do not over extend on execution during this period.  Let the ideas and plans flow.  Memorialize them on paper or digital mediums, but don’t jump too quick to manifest them.  Perhaps this period will fill your days in the future, executing your amazing plans and ideas.  But for now, put out the bucket, and catch the rain of inspiration.

Be ready my energetic Virgin.  The new cycle of energy and flow will bring fellow terrestrial astronauts to your door.  Literally.  Don’t fret, I know your energetic style can mask trepidation for human contact, but the current universal influence will bring positivity and confidence to your outward expressions.  Seek balance with the sacred herb.  Seek out and fill your grinder with a high CBD cannabis strain.  The calming and soothing nature of this light stoney strain will keep the claustrophobic walls from closing in when social smoke circles occur.  Trust yourself stoner Virgo, you got this!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

It wasn’t easy, but you made it stoner Taurus!  You began last month surrounded by uncertainty, and burdened with the weight of everything hitting you at once.  In contrast, you enter November with a refreshed spirit, and a renewed clarity of mind.  It doesn’t mean the chaos is over, or that there are no challenges ahead; but rather, you are better equipped to handle the cosmic conundrums that come your way.  Perspective can make all the difference stoner Taurus.  Instead of letting the little things bring you down, you’ve learned to light one up, and rise above.  With a little herbal inspiration you will be able to come up with a creative way to overcome any obstacle that you encounter this month.  And, if you are viewing the path ahead from a higher vantage point, you are likely to avoid unwanted roadblocks all together.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect to play the role of the great communicator this month at work.  Your ability to take a step back from a situation, and willingness to hear the views of all parties, will be crucial in keeping the tensions between teammates low and productivity high.  Oftentime what others interpret as ill-will from their peers is simply because communications are on different frequencies.  Get everyone tuned into the same channel early in the month, and you will be able to resolve minor misunderstandings before they grow into bigger problems.  While you help the crew focus on the big picture, and are working to keep the peace, don’t neglect your own needs stoner Taurus.  It can be draining putting out all the little fires at the office, so make sure you toke time to fire up the sacred herb off clock, and recharge your own spiritual batteries.

My strong Bull, you may have heard of the Summer of love.  Well this season you are living in the Fall of friendship.  Maybe it’s the peace pipe that will get everyone talking, or maybe it will be the sheer desire to better know your cannabis cohorts.  Whatever the catalyst, you are entering a golden era for interpersonal relationships.  You and your closest partners-in-chronic are vibing on the same cosmic wavelength, and grooving to the same stellar soundtrack.  Sometimes it’s better to not overthink things stoner Taurus, just light one up, and let the music play.  There is one word of caution regarding more romantic endeavors:. If you and an extra special cannabis companion are thinking about taking things to the next level, make sure you take off any rose tinted glasses first.  Romance can cause us to see people in a flattering light.  You want to make sure you’re seeing the situation clearly before taking the next step.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Scorpio I know you have grown tired of the roller coaster of life with it’s anticipatory climbs, and terrifying falls.  Always remember the mantra when you’ve dove too deep with that sacred edible:  It’s going to be ok.  It’s going to be ok.

Communication will be encouraged, enhanced, and energetic in November.  Cosmic winds of influence will accentuate a sharp intelligent tongue stoner Scorpio.  And as with all blessings from universal influence, you must find balance within the potential for extremes.  Make sure to toke time to chill out with the sacred herb my fierce Scorpion.  See through the eyes of your cannabis companions.  You might finally be able to annunciate all those words you have held back or failed to speak in the past, but it could come as a great shock to others.  So speak!  Get it out!  But temper your newfound enthusiasm, and wit with words, with smooth care and temperament.  If you can find with the right tact, your canna-crew will love the new outward exuberance.  And as a result your words will manifest tangible action and blessings.

I know you have had tough times in the past few months stoner Scorpio.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb, and let go of the past.  Forgive yourself, and forgive others.  This is a new period, and you might feel like a new you.  Particularly between the 8th and the 14th, you might notice a positive transition to a new attitude.  Toke time within this date range to settle yourself with the sacred herb.  Find a quiet place to medicate and meditate with a solo smoke session.  Focus on the positive power of forgiveness.  This exercise with cannabis, will accelerate the transition from stormy mental weather into a positive mental attitude.  You are very powerful during this period stoner Scorpio:  Manifest positivity.

After the New Moon of the 14th, the terrestrial plane will appear sharper and brighter.  Make sure your stash jar is filled with an energetic Sativa strain.  Lean into this new positive outlook and vision with your sacred herbal assistant.  But terrestrial worldly manifestation isn’t the only aspect supported by universal influence during the last half of November.  Toke time to look within as well.  Now is the time to assess personal habits.  Now is the time to take action within your own sphere of influence to build healthy habits of love for self.  You will be like a wizard waving your wand, but don’t forget to cast that positive spell within!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November

Take a deep breath stoner Sagittarius:  Inhale the sacred herb, and exhale the remaining tension you’ve been holding onto.  It’s been a long and winding road the last few weeks for you my bold Archer.  It’s taken extra effort and determination to navigate the torrential storms that have been the backdrop to your terrestrial travels.  While the weather may forecast rain, the cosmic clouds have lifted, and you will once again be able to see the stars.  While you may have missed out on some of the social tokin’ with the canna-crew last month, all of those solo smoke sessions, and moments of meditation, are paying off.  The universe is sending some high frequency vibrations your way in November stoner Sagittarius.  In past months these powerful spectral waves may have caused massive shock waves to your smoked out system.  However, with your chakras now aligned, you are ready to take it all in, and transform the powerful waves into outwardly positive action.

This month, how far you progress, and how high you rise in the workplace, will directly correlate to your ability to find balance.  Give and take will be the key to unlock progress.  Load your bowl with the power of the sacred herb.  Find a balance of confidence and patience in your cannabis communion.  Sometimes you will lead your peers, motivating them with a ‘can do’ pep talk, keeping everyone focused on the mission.  On other projects, you will make bigger contributions by playing a supportive role, being a sounding board when coworkers are brainstorming.  Because you will be required to play so many roles, you should stick to hybrids when selecting your cannabis strains this season stoner Sagittarius.  The stimulating effects of Sativas can help keep your mood elevated and inspire out of the box thinking, while the Indica influences will help you stay loose during times of high tension.

My accurate Archer, it can be nice to relax by yourself:  Just you, kind buds, and your favorite piece.  But, the holiday season is also a time to recreate with your cannabis companions, to celebrate and share bowls.  Make time for both stoner Sagittarius.  You’ve worked tirelessly to achieve the clarity of sight you now possess, and it would be a waste to not share this higher perspective with your smoke circle.  It’s important to toke time for yourself, but when the opportunity arises, roll it up, and pass it forward.  After all, now is the season for sharing, and caring.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Pisces some look to the approaching rains with sadness and dismay, but for the stoner Fish November can be a refreshing and rejuvenating time.  It can be a time to clear the air, and reestablish focus on the things that really matter.  The smoky days of Summer are now long ago.  It has taken longer than expected to find your center, and return to a slower, more deliberate groove.  It’s time to return to the tried and true cannabis strains that you know will keep you grounded stoner Pisces.  Stick with classics like Northern Lights or Skywalker OG, and a good old fashioned Kush is never a bad idea.  Others may stray away from such relaxing effects, fearful of getting stuck on the couch; but now is the perfect time to stay inside and turn your attention inward.  Light one up, and reconnect with your higher self.

Stoner Pisces you might be looking toward more mellow movement overall, but work life will be the ever accelerating exception.  One of the perks of getting rid of some of the haze in the brain, is that you’ll be able to focus on the finer details, and tackle more ambitious projects in the work sphere.  With your optimism and imaginative approaches, you will overcome lingering obstacles, and help the whole team reach elevated levels of achievement.  However great your growth and however high you rise, don’t lose sight of your roots stoner Pisces.  Even when you are making significant advancements in your career, don’t forget all those who helped nourish you along the way.

Please remember my shiny stoner Fish, sometimes the best way to help others is to help yourself.  Outsiders might see you meditating and medicating and wonder:  What are you getting done?  Don’t worry about the naysayers.  Those in your inner smoke circle will notice your radiance from the efforts you’ve invested in finding your own peace.  And, it’s contagious stoner Pisces.  Whether you’re sharing some of your secret stash or a simple smile, this month you will be reminded how quickly the good vibes can spread.  But be forewarned:  While the energy and mood of you and the ganja gang will be elevated during this season, remember that they are not endless.  Sometimes you will need to press pause, smoke a bowl, and let the world know you’ll get back to the grind in the morning.

Libra Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Libra no deep medicated meditative introspective dives with the sacred herb are required in November.  You have learned enough lessons recently that your travels on the terrestrial plane can be unencumbered by self reflection.  Ah, isn’t that what works best for you stoner Libra, a free form uninhibited stroll through the cosmos?  Keep your cannabis consumption light and airy this month.  Avoid deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  Universal influence supports a confident and energetic strut through life, as we transition from Fall to Winter.  Lean into positivity.  Fill your stash jar with bright Sativa strains like Jack Herer, Lemon Haze, or Sour Diesel.

Ok my confident lucky Libra, all this free flowing exuberance must be checked in one particular way:  Long term caution.  You will be feeling yourself in November, and you well should.  However, toke a time-out with the sacred herb when moments of long term decision making arise.  Whether it is a big decision in the personal or work sphere, enjoy the negotiations and process, but avoid signing any contracts.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to check yourself, and the situation.  Live in the moment without impacting your future timeline.

There is another bright aspect to this period my balanced stoner friend:  Personal communications with close cannabis companions will harmonize.  After the New Moon of the 14th, smoke sessions with the sacred herb could enlighten you to past passive aggressive communicative behavior.  Almost like rising out of a thick cosmic fog, you will be able to discard these bad personal habits, and once again be the kind communicator you always seek to be.  With the newfound energetic confidence, and a shift in communication patterns, you will shed the husky outer layer, and expose the sticky icky goodness inside.  Smoke it up, and soak it up stoner Libra.

Leo Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Leo it’s time to breathe a satisfactory sigh of relief.  Universal influence dispatches the introspection of past periods, and invites a more buoyant cosmic vibe for November.  Wake up!  Pack your bowl with sticky Sativas.  Instead of looking within, now you can finally focus outward, and roam the terrestrial plane with a confident strut and stride.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  Optimal success in this period directly relates to the internal sacred meditations of past periods.  If you haven’t put in the work on self, then outward progress on the terrestrial plane will be more difficult.  I know you are stubborn stoner Leo.  If you did not toke time with self as prescribed in past periods, I can give you a shortcut to advance in November.  No cheat codes are completely fulfilling, but they do exist.  Set aside 30 minutes early in the month my stoner Lion to meditate with the sacred herb.  Any strain or method of delivery will work.  Use this time to think about why you skipped the prescribed sacred herbal meditations of past periods.  Burn sage during this short meditative exercise to cleanse the after affects of stubborn malignance.

The introspective periods during 2020 will pay off stoner Leo, and maybe faster than you think.  There will be great opportunities for deep conversations with cannabis companions, loved ones, and distant family members.  Keep sharable cannabis supplies in your smoker’s box this month.  Important emotional progress may come from a shared joint with a loved one.  Or perhaps a nondescript vape pen might be the connecting cannabis tool between family members.  No matter the circumstance or method, you will do great, and feel the flow stoner Leo.

Ok, now that we are all on the same page, let’s get to the November blessings of our cosmic cannabis universe.  How long has it been since you have adventured with an edible?  The roller coaster of ups and downs associated with the cannabis effects can be exhilarating, confusing, and scary all at the same time.  Now throw in being in public as a stoner leader of the Zodiac.  The painting by Munch The Scream comes to mind.  All universal systems are go for a face melting edible adventure stoner Leo.  

Gemini Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Gemini the transition from Fall to Winter is upon us.  Days are getting shorter, and perhaps so too should your smoke sessions.  Positive cosmic waves of progress will blow through your house this month, but balance will be required to ride them to success.

Your voice will be requested in the work sphere.  These opportunities may come with short notice.  Don’t let circumstance affect your ability to perform.  You are in this position for a reason.  Use your strongest stoner traits to excel.  Your adaptability and intelligence will come through in these moments.  All of this push for confidence at work comes at an opportune time.  Universal influence will accentuate all progressive efforts in the work sphere in November.  

Stoner Gemini this is where the presence and assistance of the sacred herb can really help you in your endeavors.  This new deserved pressure in the work sphere is an important moment in your broader timeline; but it could cause imbalance within your cosmic spacesuit.  Late nights, or over cooked smoke sessions, could leave you open for fits and stutters in crucial moments.  Make sure your stash jar is filled with a CBD heavy hybrid cannabis strain.  Seek balance within smoke sessions, not escape.  Perhaps this is the perfect time to try those CBD gummies you have heard so much about for night time sleep assistance.  This sacred prescription should assist in keeping your mind, body, and spirit in balance for important serious moments.

Balance stoner Gemini.  The key word to the month also applies to your terrestrial mission in the personal sphere.  To avoid burnout from work pressure, you must find time for self.  Not through deep meditative dives this month, but instead through energetic experiments with passion projects.  You are in work mode stoner Gemini; no sense in wasting it all on the company.  By taking time with the sacred herb and a passion project, you will keep your attention and energy levels high, while creating balance within the spheres of life.  With balance achieved, all other aspects of our worldly endeavor will also be supported.

Work work work!  I know stoner Gemini, productivity matters little to the heart.  Perhaps a meditative smoke session can be applied early in the month to contemplate and manifest positivity with the realm of the heart.  Genuine loving moments occur when we least expect them.  There is nothing in my sacred vision for November that says that while you grind at work, and play with passion projects, opportunity for love won’t present itself.  It is in those moments when you are tuned into the universal wave that magic can occur.  Balance stoner Gemini, ride the wave.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Capricorn the last period was spent improving internal dialogue.  As Fall transitions into Winter, contemplative focus will now turn outward.  But even with cosmic streams of influence pushing outward progress, it all stems from within you my studious Sea-Goat.  November will require a keen third eye for learning and advancement.

Stoner Capricorn, use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye throughout the month.  Often we may fall into a trance, learning through titles and headlines, without depth of content.  The universe is sending cosmic waves of learning opportunities.  November could be a period of great understanding, and even awakening my smart Sea-Goat.  But to receive these universal blessings of learned advancement, you must see beyond the surface.  Toke time to contemplate information beyond a cursory glance.  Use the sacred herb to see the terrestrial landscape from a higher perspective.  Consume the full view stoner Capricorn.  The results could bring progress, understanding, and wisdom.

Take this cannabis prescription for higher learning into your social circles.  There is much you can learn from your smoke circle stoner Capricorn.  Pack bowls, burn joints, and let the conversation fly with your cannabis companions and smoke buddies.  Burning bud, contemplating life, the universe, and everything, could be the spark to progress in November.  We all have something to learn, and something to share.

The New Moon on the 14th of November marks an important personal point of reflection for the stoner Capricorn.  Step away from the hustle and bustle of your busy world.  Set the scene for a quiet solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain and intensity does not matter.  The focus of this reflective meditation is your cosmic spacesuit and mental health.  We must not live for others, but we do need to satisfy ourselves.  Have you met your own internal expectations regarding physical and mental health stoner Capricorn?  These two are often interwoven.  A healthy spacesuit boosts the opportunity for a content mental state.  Now is the time to address your progress, and perhaps reassign goals and habits.  Use the sacred herb to inspire honest self reflection while maintaining healthy love for self.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Cancer, by now the warmth and fullness of summer may feel like a lifetime ago.  Just like the trees, you find yourself feeling like something is missing.  Your once lush branches are bare, and your vibrant aura seems like a shadow of its previous radiance.  But remember stoner Cancer, just like the leaves fall, so too will they grow back.  Don’t worry about outer appearances and how others see you; instead look inward, and get back to your roots.  Spend time with your favorite sweet, sticky sensimilla sacred strain, and turn your third eye sight inward.  Some will see you blowing smoke and say you have your head stuck in the clouds, but you know that the sacred herb can do much more than just get you high:  It can keep you grounded.  Find the center and plant yourself there.

Stoner Cancer during this time of new growth, you will have a unique opportunity to try out new approaches to lingering obstacles in the workplace.  Not every idea will be a good one, but you will be in a position to flex those creative muscles.  The best strategy will be to start with quantity and transition to quality.  Sow as many seeds as possible in the early days of November.  By the middle of the month you and the team will know which ideas should be nurtured, and which should be weeded out.  Be efficient with the renewed energy and resources you have stoner Cancer.  If a project is not yielding the predicted outputs, don’t waste time trying to ‘make it work.’  Instead, redirect your efforts into those that produce actual results.  Just remember that the success of any endeavor will require collaboration with all your peers.  Even if it was your idea, it will take the entire crew to put it into action.  While this means you are likely to have to share the credit, remember that a win for all is also a win for one.  

While you can’t predict what lies ahead this season, you will always be able to rely on your stoner fam to weather the worst of storms.  Whatever the cosmos has in store, together you can help to keep each other’s mood bright.  And it won’t take much to keep spirits high stoner Cancer.  Sometimes all you need is good green, and an evening tokin’ and talking with those you care about most.  This month will be a reminder it’s not always how far you travel that makes a great adventure, it’s who you choose to share your pipe and journey with. 

Aries Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Aries, if last month was like Float On by Modest Mouse, November will be like I Want to Break Free by Queen.  Now is the time to take the reins of your destiny.  Now is the time for self empowerment.

Ok stoner Ram, let’s take a quick smoke break before we charge head first into the great void.  After all, there is no point in charging forward with no direction or destination in mind.  Within the first trimester of November, toke time for a medicated meditative solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Lamb’s Bread or Granddaddy Purple are perfect strains for this meditative exercise.  Focus deep within stoner Aries.  Find your center, and thus your direction will be revealed.  

The final two trimesters of November will be all about action more so than contemplation.  With your direction attained, now you can put your horns down and charge ahead.  For optimal success my fierce Ram, you must engage your third eye on this path forward.  The nice thing about floating with the universal currents is the safety in letting go.  The November path guided by your own momentum could be more treacherous.  Once again you may find assistance with specific cannabis strains.  Keep the stash jar loaded with Sour Diesel and or Green Crack for your executive adventures in November.  With these cannabis strains as your herbal assistant, your third eye sight will help root out the traps and pitfalls of your chosen path.

Stoner Aries, I have one strong note to pass for this sacred vision quest in the transition from Fall to Winter.  It may be out of season, but you must take time to plant seeds for the future during your hard charge forward in November.  Once again, your keen herbally enhanced third eye should spot the opportunities.  The seeds you plant now for success in both the work and personal spheres, will bear fruit in later time periods.  Break free stoner Aries!  Guide yourself toward positivity!

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Aquarius you may find yourself feeling heavy and worn down in the first days of November.  This is likely the result of simply trying to do too much.  Past Summer passion projects that have piled up, unfinished, now seem more like burdens instead of creative challenges.  There is a remedy to this lingering weight:  Light one up, and let go stoner Aquarius.  Meditate with the sacred herb often in the first decade of November.  Use this time with magical marijuana to reflect, and reorganize your priorities.  Redirect your efforts into the endeavors you deem worthwhile, and let go of the rest.  By the New Moon of the 14th your spirits will feel lighter, and your outlook noticeably higher. 

Work and personal spheres may overlap in November.  Those stoner Aquarians who are fortunate enough to get to toke with their coworkers will have the option of collaborating on and off the clock.  In fact, some of the most innovative ideas might arise from smoky sessions outside of the office.  Just make sure someone is taking notes stoner Aquarius.  You don’t want to let that flash of stoner genius turn into this phrase, “what-were-we-just-talking-about?”  Even those who have to keep their smokin lifestyle on the down low can benefit during this time period by bringing their professional and four-twenty-friendly contacts together.  It’s always nice to share a bowl or two amongst friends.  But sometimes the best cure for the wear and tear of the weekly grind is sharing a laugh, and a smile, with those we care about most.

After the New Moon, you will be blazing hot and high stoner Aquarius.  Once you find your cosmic groove, your only mission will be to keep the good vibes flowing.  The secret is to keep it simple.  Find strains that will keep you grounded, yet energized.  Longtime classics like Blue Dream or Sour Diesel can help lift your mood during the lows, and elevate the good days even higher.  It is especially important during these moments of bliss that you keep an eye on your closest cannabis companions.  Not everyone around you will achieve such great heights this month.  But, luckily you will have enough serenity to share my kind Water-Bearer.  Whether it means packing a pick-me-up bowl, or simply sitting in smokey silence listening.  It doesn’t always have to be something big, stoner Aquarius, sometimes the only action required is to do your best to pay it forward! 

Virgo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Virgo October brings influential and impactful influence from the universe.  As the seed transforms into the flowering bud, there are many crucial actions and moments along the path.  The second Fall month is a potentially transformative period with long-term impacts for the stoner Virgin.

Stoner Virgo a grand harvest always starts with a seed.  You can’t consume ripe big buds without the first phase of the process.  Any grand project works in a similar way.  Every worthwhile endeavor starts with the seed of an idea.  In the same respect, those big beautiful buds will not grow without care and attention.  No idea grows into a grand event without follow-up effort and work.  Combust the sacred herb stoner Virgo to flush out the seeds of inspiration.  Then use the sacred herb as a catalyst to develop and nurture your grand plan.  Universal influence in October supports the nurtured growth of positive ideas, and all the work surrounding them.  Follow your inspiration, and build the foundation for big buds of success.

Many of the seeds of brilliance come from sacred instinct inside of you stoner Virgo.  In October, do not resist your instinct.  Your herbally enhanced third eye is wide open.  Feed it the green goodness it needs, and follow your cosmic vision.  This recipe of internal confidence will affect more than just your business efforts.  In October this sacred path will lead to the seeds of romance as well.  Whether you are partnered-up, or single roaming the terrestrial plain, positive results will come from trusting your third eye instincts.  No deep meditative dives with the sacred herb are required, but a steady diet of herbal enhancement will assist your romantic mission.

Stoner Virgo all spheres of life could be intertwined in the second Fall month.  Business, romantic, and even the physical health of your cosmic space suit all fall under the same sacred prescription.  And in many ways they could all feed the progression of each other.  Follow your instincts!  There are many medical benefits to the essence of the sacred herb.  Perhaps your third eye knowledge will take you on a new path of natural health directives.  Physical fitness of your cosmic space suit is paramount to a healthy terrestrial existence.  But each astronaut has a unique regiment of exercise that works best for them.

Stoner Virgo this is your prescription for October:  Embrace the grind, consume the green, plant seeds of inspiration, trust yourself, and celebrate with the canna-fam.  Plant, nurture, harvest.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Taurus the past few months you have been flying high, and moving at what seemed like warp speed.  And as a result, you’ve had almost no time to process recent events, and experiences.  This likely means you are starting off the Fall with one serious case of the feels.  But, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing.  The new season brings with it the opportunity for growth and new perspective, as long as you’re willing to embrace it.

You can light one up, and let it all go stoner Taurus.  Or, you can fire up the sacred sensimilla, take a deep breath, and dive deep into what’s beneath the surface.  The first option might sound like the simple and clear choice.  But, although the second may at first seem daunting, and take longer, it will produce lasting results, and your spirits lifted higher in the long run.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect any unresolved emotions to flow over into the workplace; so it will be important early in the month to do whatever you need to get your groove back.  You don’t want to burn any bridges with your coworkers because of misplaced tension. Unsavory interactions can be easily avoided by remembering one mantra stoner Taurus:  Use your words.  Especially since the root of the issue may not be work related at all.  In order to keep the positivity flowing on the clock, you will need to make sure you are putting in work at home.  Although spending time, and sharing bowls, with the canna fam might not feel like work, those smokey conversation filled nights can lead to the insights needed to help you rediscover your center so when Monday comes you’ll be ready to grind.

At least when it comes to your closest relationships stoner Taurus, you’ll be smokin’ easy in October.  Whatever the day brings, you can breathe easy knowing that you have some good greens, and your best buds waiting for you when you get home.  Between the highs and lows, you can always count on your friends to be there; ready to light up the herb, and lighten the mood.  By the end of the month the haze will clear, and you’ll be back on cloud nine.  Then once again, you’ll be the one ready to pack a bowl for the friend who needs their spirits lifted.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Scorpio the month of October will bring heightened connectivity with the canna-crew.  So much of the previous period was spent puzzled, bewildered, and absolutely confused, but rest easy my persistent Scorpion.  This month will be like emerging from a stoned cloud of confusion.  With the right herbal application, you will be hard wired into the collective consciousness of the stoner realm floating toward progress.

Stoner Scorpio I do not have a strain recommendation this month, but more of a regiment of cannabis consumption.  Enlightened cosmic winds will blow through your house in October.  You will feel more in-tune with cannabis cohorts and terrestrial astronauts naturally from this blessed influence.  Thus, deep meditative dives with the sacred herb do not need to be forced.  Instead of smoke sessions with a higher amplitude, seek more numerous subtle contemplations with cannabis.  Use the sacred herb during this period as an enhancement instead of a catalyst.  Consistent light tokes of the marijuana smoke instead of camped out smoke sessions.

This subtle increase in terrestrial tuning will impact the work sphere as well.  Yes stoner Scorpio, advancement and progress in the workplace is more than possible in October; it is likely.  Be forewarned my snippy Scorpion:  Do not get tongue tied at work.  Your ability to communicate and annunciate your perspective will be paramount to your advancement.  As the month passes, your confidence in this newfound terrestrial awareness will assist you in all endeavors.

Stoner Scorpio the sphere of romance will be tantalizing and titillating in the second Fall month.  Seek opportunities to work and play with cannabis companions, and partners in chronic.  Passionate hobby projects, and creative collaborations could lead to exciting heartfelt moments.  Just remember stoner Scorpio:  Keep the cannabis consumption light, but plentiful.  Enhancement, not over-indulgence is the prescription for success in October in all spheres of your cannabis lifestyle.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Sagittarius you’ve spent the last couple months paying your social dues.  Of course you genuinely enjoyed all those hazy moments with your cannabis companions:  Seeking out secluded smoke spots, and reminiscing on past cannabis infused adventures.  So it’s okay if you switch it up, and slow your roll for October.  You don’t have to pass on every invitation to join the smoke circle, but time spent tokin’ alone will have long lasting benefits toward progress.

Stoner Sag grab your favorite piece, put on your chill tunes playlist, and fire up a bowl of the sacred herb.  Perhaps it’s time to realign your chakras, and maybe there are unresolved issues you need to work through.  Or maybe you just want to jam out with some good ganja, and dance like no one is looking.  Whatever your motivation, meditative smoke sessions are a must this month.

Your down time is yours to spend with or without whomever you like, however work is certain to be a team sport when it comes time to put plans into action.  You may prefer to brainstorm by yourself, but once you have your thoughts on paper, your peers will be there to hash out the finer details.  And just like you don’t always have to stick to smoking one cannabis strain stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to limit yourself to only one project at work.  Now is the time to look back through old notebooks.  Ideas you once thought of as half-baked, may be the crazy, creative approaches needed to solve current problems facing the team.

Rainy days are not the only thing looming on the horizon, stoner Sagittarius.  The Fall season all but guarantees the atmosphere to be brimming with good vibes.  Whether you spend the days sharing your stash with your romantic cannabis companion, or matching bowls with a platonic partner-in-chronic, you will welcome the season with happy, hazy encounters.  The only thing you have to do to keep the spirits high is to use your words stoner Sagittarius.  Nothing can ruin the mood like a misunderstanding.  As long as you, and your cannabis cohorts keep communications a two-way street, the roads ahead will be paved with plenty of peace, puffs and positivity.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

Fall is fully upon us stoner Pisces.  It will be important for you to embrace the new season with a clear mind, at least for the early days of the month.  For some this may mean smoking less.  For others it means keeping their bowls freshly packed, and stash jars filled to the top.  Whether or not you decide to invoke the sacred herb, you should set aside specific time for consistent meditative sessions.  You may have gotten to spend Summer wandering the cosmos, following the celestial currents to wherever they flowed.  However, this Autumn you will come to a crossroad where you will have to decide the path you will pursue.  Relax stoner Pisces, there is no wrong answer.  The plus side is this:  In this choose-your-own-adventure, you can bring along your cannabis companions.  While you might be leading the group, you can breathe a little easier knowing you will have help no matter where you decide to go.

Stoner Pisces the workplace will be a mixed bag this month.  It will be like obtaining that grade-A bag of buds, but still needing to pluck the occasional stem.  You have big ideas, and even bigger determination to manifest results!  Your ability to achieve them will only be limited by your ability to imagine, and how much you listen to your critics.  Most of your coworkers will be down to take up the torch with you, and put in the work needed to manifest results.  But, there will always be naysayers stoner Pisces.  Once again, it will be your choice to make.  You can waste energy on others’ negative opinions, or you can keep your focus on the mission, and get the job done.  While you may have slowed your roll during the first week of October, by mid month you will once again be blazing trails, and making upward progress in your career.

Stoner Pisces sometimes it’s okay to keep the smoke circle small, and this month it is even recommended.  Your high spirits are infectious, and it’s yours to spread how you wish.  While it can be exciting to meet new fellow endo-enthusiasts, you also run the risk of feeling the need to impress.  You already have plenty of partners-in-chronic who love you for you; despite, or because of, all your stoney quirks.  By spending more time with those you know best, you know every moment and bowl shared, is time well spent.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Libra October is the month of Halloween, when people can, for at least one night, be whatever they want to be; where complete strangers share tasty morsels for the simple reason of bringing a bit of joy to their fellow terrestrial travelers.  For you stoner Libra, your time of transformation will not be limited to a single day.  Mix it up, make changes, and most importantly of all, don’t forget to treat yourself!  Maybe you spend a little extra green to get some of those top shelf buds.  Maybe it’s time to upgrade your smoking methods, and you invest in a vaporizer or the water pipe you’ve had your sights set on.  It might feel a little weird at first, putting your own desires front and center, and splurging on yourself instead of others.  But, as strange as it sounds, investing in yourself is helping others stoner Libra.  Before you can help to elevate others, you have to make sure your own spirits are high.

My stoner warrior for justice:  It’s not that you are slacking at work; in fact the higher ups have noticed and commended your efforts over recent months.  So why do you leave the office feeling down?  Perhaps it’s not what you’re doing, but instead, what you’re not doing stoner Libra.  You’ve been steady on your grind getting the job done, but if you’re not feeling challenged, then maybe it’s time to look for something that will really get the bowl stoked.  You don’t have to take on an official title, or the first opportunity that is offered.  No, any meaningful change should be carefully calculated.  You may even need to take a long weekend to toke and talk with your closest cannabis confidantes.  Get away from the hustle and bustle of the workplace to spend some time with the sacred herb meditating on your next move.  However, be forewarned:  Opportunities do expire.  Remember your goal is to contemplate how to advance your career, not just to spend the weekend in a cloudy haze.

One thing you won’t have to overthink this month stoner Libra, is friendship.  The benefits of the time you spend on selfcare will radiate to all those who cross your path.  Your closest cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will all be saying, “I’ll have some of what they’re smoking.”  So really all you’ll need to keep the good vibes flowing is your stash, and your smile stoner Libra.  As long as you have those, and someone to share them with, the air might be clouded with smoke, but there will always be bright days ahead.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Leo October continues a similar thread of self awareness for 2020.  I know I know, give it a rest already right?  Self reflection isn’t your thing.  However, with the magical insight of the sacred herb, and an honest effort, these meditative practices will loosen gears that have been grinding you down.

Stoner Leo have you been stuck stationary with cannabis companions or smoke circle acquaintances due to stubborn fits and tiffs?  Early in the month toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Select a cannabis strain like ACDC that has a high amount of CBD and low THC.  This solo sesh should focus on forgiveness.  First, forgive yourself stoner Leo.  It is in your nature to have a steadfast stubbornness.  It’s one of the traits that make you the leader of the Zodiac pack.  Next, forgive your cannabis cohorts; they may have similar stoner star sign traits of stubborness.  Once this meditation with the sacred herb focused on forgiveness is complete, perhaps you will be better prepared to engage and solve the issues that have been jamming up your smoke circle vibe.

Do you feel it stoner Leo?  There is a cosmic wind of creativity in the air.  Perhaps you can feel or hear the vibrational hum from the universe … like a zing!  Let’s lean into this cosmic vibe!  Make sure your stash jar is packed with a high energy Sativa strains like Durban Poison throughout the month.  Think of your smoke sessions as a bowl for the soul my stoner Lion.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to draw out your passionate insights from deep within.  Blow creative clouds wherever you go in October.

Stoner Leo there are positive emanations of romance in the second Fall month.  However, be forewarned:  Positive cosmic winds of romance will be most felt by the stoner Lion who completed the self reflective meditation earlier in the month.  Once the progressive work on self is complete, your heart will be full, and open for meaningful communication.  Suddenly you will love to look in the mirror again, and your canna fam and cannabis crushes will surely notice.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Gemini put on your thinking cap, and engage your third eye vision.  October is full of positive contemplation and meaningful moments of progress.  But it will take a slow burn of thoughtful analysis to stay on the right path.

Know yourself, and your surroundings stoner Gemini.  It would be best to avoid any deep Indica strains of the sacred herb this month.  You must avoid floating through life in a cloudy haze.  However, pure Sativa strains could also throw off your game of progress.  Frizzle fried energy could hasten decisions unnecessarily.  The best cannabis match for the month is a sweet heady balanced hybrid.  Or even a CBD heavy hybrid so that your feet stay on the ground, and your head stays in the game.

Stoner Gemini cosmic winds of chaotic influence will blow through your house in October.  Not chaos in a dangerous or fate-filled sense.  This chaotic influence will bring loads of decisions and options to bear.  There will be lots of opportunity for transitional moments and actions, but you must be engaged and aware of the process.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision in October.  Create a fun game of weighing the options with each turning point moment on the terrestrial plain.  Toke time for small smoke sessions to seek insight and depth within decision points.  Drawing out your list of pros and cons will help you better assess which way to go, or which canna-bud to smoke with.  It may seem monotonous stoner Gemini, but there is power in October from thoughtful analysis of each contemplative step.

My energetic Twin, remember balance this month.  Toke time for smoke sessions focused on centering yourself when you feel decision points slipping away, or moving too fast.  You’ve got the guts.  You’ve got the green.  You’ve got the energy.  All you need to make October a month to remember is a little contemplation with cannabis to make all the right moves.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Capricorn get ready for a bong-rip-roaring month of October.  Progress and bliss are only a few steps away.  But there will be no cosmic gift of energetic waves this month; instead, you will need to puff toward progress under your own power and impetus.  With the sacred herb as your guide, you can forge a path to progress on the terrestrial plain in the second Fall month.

Get out of your head stoner Capricorn.  Incessant internal questions can lead to insecurity, which can lead to social avoidance.  And all of this can become a downward spiral of emotional despair.  Take it easy my sturdy Sea-Goat:  This is only a warning, and certainly not a prediction.  The Fall season can bring on the doldrums of solitude as the Sun goes down sooner and sooner each day.  Spark one up to rev your internal engine.  Becoming a shut-in is not an option for this month stoner Capricorn.  Avoid Indica strains of the sacred herb.  Select Sativa strains as a strict canna-diet in October.  The uplifting nature of the sacred Sativa strain will assist in good cheer, and give an energy boost to tackle those terrestrial tasks that may seem so cumbersome at first glance.  It’s unusual to hear from me, but you must avoid deep solo medicated smoke sessions this month.  Save the internal analysis for another period.

Progress and positivity await on your missions out and about with the canna-crew.  You have to take the first steps.  Once you do, find creative activities that will fill your soul, and take your mind off the clutter that may be bogging you down.  Take the step stoner Capricorn.  Find that hike to the most epic secret smoke spot.  Create a smoke circle painting party.  Or grab the instruments, and create a smoke filled jam session.  Whatever the activities you choose, find joy in creative participation with the ganja gang.  Perhaps these terrestrial distractions will give your cumbersome internal dialogue the time needed to find resolution.  Maybe, there was nothing to worry about all along.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Cancer you were burning at full flame throughout the Summer months; so much that you may not always have taken the time to look before you lept.  With endless Summer days to adventure, it didn’t matter as much which path you chose, they all lead to a hazy and happy conclusion.  But now as you transition into the Winter months, you will have to be more decisive with your next moves.  At least for the first week of October, make time to take a pause and toke a few puffs before you push forward.  You don’t have to plan everything for the rest of the year my contemplative Crab.  Just spend some time with the sacred herb, and envision where you want to be.  Of course you may stray off course, but as long as you start your journey with your center grounded, and your smokeables well stocked, you can progress in peace knowing you will ultimately reach your desired destination.

When it comes to work, you may be feeling like a cog stuck in the machine:  Spinning nowhere fast in an endless grind.  It might sound cliche at first, but you are in control stoner Cancer; you can be the change you want to see.  Whether you see the stash jar half full or half empty is just a matter of perspective.  If worklife is feeling like a slow burn, figure out what you need to do to turn up the heat!  Maybe there is a passion project you’ve been dreaming about for a while.  Well it’s time to turn these herbally inspired ideas into action!  Enlist like minded peers who share your aspirations.  Together you can bring innovation to daily operations, and lift the company to a higher level of accomplishment and efficiency.  At the end of the day, you don’t always have to envy greener grasses stoner Cancer, sometimes all it takes is a little more effort, and investment, to make your own garden flourish.

Stoner Cancer this month your home will be a vibrant hub of beautiful chaos.  It’s a high likelihood that the stoner fam, and your closest cannabis companions, will choose your house as the designated smoke spot for October.  While you might welcome the company, and the smoky nights spent with your best buds, don’t let it come at the expense of your own needs.  Speak up stoner Cancer.  If you need a break from the social scene, take one.  It’s always nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes what you really need is to sit alone in a quiet space, and pack a bowl for you.

Aries Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Aries you will grow like a pumpkin in October.  While others may be stuck in the frigidity of the second Fall month, you will be supported by a warm cosmic breeze.  With the sacred herb as your terrestrial guide, love and progress are assured.

Action is required right away in October!  The Full Moon on the 1st marks an opportunity to seize the cosmic reigns of your own stelar mission.  Find personal time near the Full Moon for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain does not matter.  Your meditative mission on this smoke out will be to prepare yourself for the month ahead.  Support from the planetary alignment will be strongest for a stoner Ram that is nimble, and can float with the cosmic current.  This solo medicated meditative exercise will balance the chakras, and prepare your mental state for flexibility in solving problems and connecting with cannabis companions.

Stoner Aries there is more than one way to trim bud.  More than one way to roll a joint.  As you flow through the October time period, use the sacred herb to maintain a higher perspective.  From this enhanced perspective, obstacles and problems will be easier solved and overcome.  Keep these solution oriented smoke sessions light.  A little dab will do yah.  There is great power in the sacred herb; even the lightest touch can bring great impact.

Stoner Aries this is a great time to maintain and repair your cannabis community connection.  Family and close cannabis companions aren’t gone, they just haven’t been in your view for some time.  October presents a fantastic opportunity to reach out, and touch a long lost loved one.  Toke time to find a safe space to inhale the sacred herb and make the connection.  There is great power in this action, but it requires you to take the first step.  With the sacred herb as your canna-copilot, love and progress can be harvested from all spheres of life.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Aquarius you may enter October feeling less sure of the direction you are headed.  When your bearings are lost, keep this montra in mind:  Do it for you!  You are great at sharing and caring.  You are one who easily puts your own needs second to those of others.  In October remember my stoner Water-Bearer, it’s not selfish, it’s strategic.  If you need to pass on the communal smoke session so you can spend some time alone with just you and the sacred herb, do it!  It’s okay to tell your best buds that they can join you on the next adventure; this time you just need to toke one on the trails by yourself.  Breathe easy stoner Aquarius, those who are truly your partners-in-chronic will understand this need, and will be waiting with a freshly packed bowl when you return.  

Stoner Aquarius the benefits of your solitary endo-excursions will be most noticeable to those in the workplace.  Your renewed air of optimism, and your increased confidence will have everyone you work with wanting to be your partner on the next big project.  It might be easy to let this attention go to your head. Use your time off the clock to light one up and keep your center grounded.  Use your position to build alliances with your peers that share a like minded vision, and those who have higher aspirations for their careers.  While at first these partnerships might start off as transactional, don’t be surprised if some of these relations grow to become some of your closest, lifelong canna-buds.  

Stoner Aquarius you should anticipate the arrival of a new special someone this Fall.  Whether strictly platonic, or with more romantic results, this person will leave you feeling intrigued, inspired, and infatuated by their enigmatic aura.  Don’t be shy!  People who provoke such intense emotions do not regularly cross our path.  When they do though, you want to be sure to break open the special stash!  Once you encounter this person, remember there’s no need to rush.  You will have plenty of time to share a bowl, and another bowl, and a bowl after that.  Although your stories just converged, it can feel like you’ve already known each other for years.  The best news stoner Aquarius is that you still have a whole lifetime ahead to smoke and grow together.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Virgo September brings cosmic blessings the likes of which have not been seen all year.  Yup, it will be a heaping bowl of green powered positivity this month. A shifting landscape may throw others off their feet, but not you, not this month stoner Virgo.  Herbal wings of positivity will keep you upright and moving forward toward progress.

Double down on the waves of positivity with the Lamb’s Bread Sativa strain.  Keep your stash jar filled to the rim.  Pinch or dip into it as much as you want this month.  You will already be floating, there is nothing stopping you from going even higher.

For single stoner Virgos there might be a smoke circle hook up in store in September!  For all other Virgins in the stoner Zodiac, this month may not be as innocent as your chart leads people to believe.  Once again the Lamb’s Bread cannabis prescription suits your romantic condition nicely.  Be sure to keep your mood and desires energetic and uplifting.  Your crush will appreciate the attention!  One important instruction to help you on your heart-filled travels stoner Virgo:  Listen.  Your cannabis companion or smoke circle crush will find your listening skills sexy.  An active listener is sure to be rewarded.

The work and business sphere may not be on the same elevated plain as the sphere of romance, but it will float on with pace and positivity.  All you need to solve problems, and leap over obstacles, are within your wonderful set of stoner traits.  Keep scratching off that to-do list my anal retentive stoner Virgo.  Obstacles are sure to pop up during the month, but they will easily be solved with a little patience and contemplation.  If you get stuck, be sure to take a step back, and contemplate the problem with a higher perspective induced by the sacred herb. 

Nothing can hold you back this month as long as you maintain your groovy lifted vibe, and stay steady on the grind.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus Summer brought you many picture worthy memories, including the discovery of the dankest smoke spots.  You may be looking at the approaching Fall a bit wearily; nervous that the good times may not be as plentiful.  But, don’t worry, this joint is primed, loaded, and won’t run on you.  Just like Summer, the days of Autumn will be as glorious, and ganja filled, as you make them!  Put aside your fear of stagnation, pack your travel pipe, and embrace a higher perspective.  You don’t have to venture far to be adventurous stoner Taurus.  There is joy to be found in even the most minuscule of moments.  Your favorite cannabis strains, and your curiosity, are all that is required to explore the outermost reaches of the cosmos, and the innermost regions of your mind.  

Remember stoner Taurus, when it comes to work, if the team is winning, you’re winning; even if you don’t get all the credit.  You can expect tensions to rise in the office as not everyone involved in a project will always have the same vision.  Don’t fret over the little stuff stoner Taurus.  While opinions may vary, you can do your part to make sure that the work gets done.  Success will be contingent upon your efforts to stay lifted, and above the fray.   Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to maintain a higher perspective.  

Stoner Taurus, when the work week creates tense feelings of anxiety, remember to leave them at the office.  Off the clock you will have plenty of time to hit the pipe, and the reset button.  By embracing the sacred sensimilla you can raise your spirits, and elevate your outlook.  So, breathe easy stoner Taurus, a smoke filled weekend can be exactly the prescription needed to get back to the grind with a clear mind.

Stoner Taurus you may decide you want to stick to the tried and true strains, and well traversed paths this September.  But, know that if you’re ready, you have cannabis cohorts who are always down to spark one up, and blaze undiscovered trails.  It may be a weird sensation at first, but if you get outside of your comfort zone, you may fall in love with the strangeness that surrounds you.  And even if you feel like you’ve ventured too far, just remember that you’re never lost when you have plenty of fresh sticky green, and are in the company of your best buds.  

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month comes with a variety of cosmic influences.  Your journey is yours to walk alone, but with the right cannabis prescription, perhaps you will have a keen green spirit to guide your path.

September starts off with hazy smoke clouds that obscure decision making.  The Full Moon on the 1st may cause your internal wires to get a bit crossed.  Toke time for a toke break to release yourself from anxieties surrounding projects and impending decisions.  The smoke break will give you time to gain clarity within the frustration.  And perhaps the sacred herb will send you the key analytics to make your decision easier.

This might be a sluggish way to start the month, but cosmic clouds clear only a few days after the Full Moon.  Like a rubber band snapping back, you will emerge from the haze with intense clarity.  But be forewarned stoner Scorpio:  This newfound kick butt and take names attitude may seem empowering in the moment, but it will cause long lasting repercussions within the smoke circle.  I suggest tamping down the enthusiasm with a relaxing cannabis strain.  The Pink Champagne sacred strain should do nicely.  Empowered decision making won’t be deterred, but it may come with softer edges for the sake of your cannabis companions.

In the sphere of romance, there is a particular date that should be noted on the calendar.  The New Moon of the 17th marks a dangerous and exciting time in the month regarding interpersonal relationships within the smoke circle.  First, my fierce Scorpion, smoke a bowl and chill in the days leading up to the New Moon.  The universe might be sending some aggressive vibes your way.  Puff puff pass on being the negative instigator with your canna-crew.  Next, after the New Moon, the opportunity for romance is sure to bloom like that big fat cola topping the sacred plant of life.  Keep this in mind for romantic endeavors after the New Moon:  Heartfelt efforts may not see immediate results.  Like some varieties of the sacred herb, your efforts may have a creeper affect.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Sagittarius it’s been said, “Love is all you need.”  The good news is during the month of September, there will be an abundance of good vibes and good people.  Sometimes you will be the friend with a fresh bag, big enough to pack bowls for everyone in the smoke circle; and at other times, your stash jar might be looking a little bare.  This is what’s beautiful about having true cannabis companions, you will always have people to share with when the harvests are plentiful, and people who have your back when times are tough.  And remember, showing that you care does not always have to be some grandiose gesture.  The littlest things can make the biggest impact.  Sometimes when a cannabis companion has had a long and discouraging day, the best present you can give is your presence.

You’ve been working hard stoner Sagittarius.  For months you have been the first one on the job, and often the last one to leave.  Your peers know that if they need help on a project, they can rely on you.  But, you can’t continue to wait, hoping that the higher ups notice your endless efforts.  Make them notice you stoner Sagittarius!  Set aside time in the evening for solo smoke sessions.  Meditate with the sacred herb, and invoke your third eye sight so you can see clearly what you want to achieve from your career.  Once you have identified how high you are looking to rise in the ranks, you will be better prepared to make your case for why you are ready for promotion.  It may not happen overnight, but you will be motivated knowing that you have taken the first steps needed to make it to a higher position.

Stoner Sag this month it will always be wiser to choose quality over quantity.  Go ahead, treat yourself, and spend a little extra to get those top shelf nugs.  Spend a little more to smoke a little better.  The same applies to the company you keep.  Sticking to a smaller smoke circle will allow quality time to grow existing connections, and give fuller attention to your closest partners-in-chronic.  This doesn’t mean you need to shy away from meeting new faces during your terrestrial travels stoner Sagittarius.  Just remember that you already have a loving stoner family waiting for you when you get home. 

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Light one up and celebrate stoner Libra.  What is there to celebrate?  Well, you’re celebrating you!  Summer was a blur of nights spent catching up with cannabis companions, and sharing in smoked filled shenanigans.  Overall we would call that a win.  But, the slower pace of September will bring you more time to think, to toke, and to take stock.  With your sacred herbal assistant, you will have the opportunity to look at your surroundings from a ten thousand foot high view.  You may notice something is missing.  This is because you’ve spent so much energy making sure everyone around you is having a good time, that you’ve forgotten to look inward.  Stoner Libra toke time for solo smoke sessions early in the month.  Of course you still want others to be happy, but spreading good vibes is only possible once you have found your own peace and cosmic groove.

Stoner Libra what you have accomplished in the work sphere this Summer has been nothing short of extraordinary; and your hot streak shows no sign of cooling down.  Peers and management alike have noticed your efforts, and applaud your accomplishments.  But your success is not by accident.  Maintaining such a fervent, fiery grind, takes dedication, and days off.  You can keep the momentum high, and the setbacks low, by paying attention to your physical state.  Your teammates know you are always ready to take on a challenging project, but they will also understand when you need to take a break for self care.  Make good use of your down time stoner Libra.  Toke time for cannabis medications, and relaxing meditations.  While some might not understand how roasting bowls is beneficial, you know that being efficient with your recreational time is crucial to being effective when on the clock.  

Stoner Libra Summer has left you feeling bright and full of optimism.  Others may stare in wonder at your noticeable glee, but there is no reason to take off your rose colored glasses.  Right now, you can’t see it any other way:  Life is beautiful.  To convince others of this reality, you have to do nothing other than be your cheerful self.  For sure there will be cloudy days, but your persistent positive attitude will be enough to lift the spirits of your cannabis companions, even when they are feeling their lowest.  And of course, you can elicit the help of herbal remedies to counter Autumn gloominess.  With a little help from your special green stash, and your unbeatable smile, when your stoner fam is in need you will be the best kind of friend indeed.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Pisces this September you may find yourself asking the age old question:  Should I stay, or should I go?  You’ve spent most of the summer with your head in the clouds, floating lazily and aimlessly along wherever the cosmic currents would take you.  Now, as we transition to cooler days, you might find yourself faced with a difficult conundrum.  Should you embark on one more endo-excursion before the Fall chill sets in, or postpone your chronic-inspired chronicles, and get back to the daily grind.  Before you make your final decision, toke time with the sacred herb, and bring your center back to ground level stoner Pisces.  Use a medicated meditative solo smoke session early in the month to reflect on where you’ve been, and look forward to where you want to go.  If you pause, puff, and plan, you may realize you can do both stoner Pisces.  Both lift your spirits with one more outdoor adventure, and still get everything done on your to-do list!

Stoner Pisces in the work sphere, sincerity will be the secret ingredient to cooking up success this month.  There is no room for a “fake it ‘til you make it” attitude if you really want to get the job done.  If you are not fully on board with a particular project, enlist the help from coworkers who can keep the ball rolling, and see the task done to completion.  While sometimes it’s nice to fly solo, often it’s more enjoyable to pack a bowl for two.  The same applies to the more daunting obstacles at work.  You may be able to burn through the tough stuff on your own, but it will be much easier with a little help from your peers.  

Stoner Pisces, sharing the load will come into play with matters of the heart as well.  Share because you truly care, not because you feel like you have to.  Whether it is your extra-special stash, or simply your time, you don’t have to invite every stoner Zodiac to be a part of your inner smoke circle.  Being the ever caring stoner Fish, it may feel strange to pass on the company of fellow tokin’ terrestrials, but remember being selective is not the same as being stingy.  You will know you are with the right people, your people, by finding those who are attracted to the light you emit, not by the endo you are lighting up.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Leo September sets up to be a tale of two halves.  The first being all about internal reflection within the smoke circle.  The second all about your external ambitions on the terrestrial plain.  With the sacred herb packed and loaded, and an action plan ready, you will smoke all the challenges and obstacles in the first Fall month.

Flow like water within interpersonal relationships stoner Leo.  Flexibility and attention must be paid to your fellow cannabis cohorts.  The Sativa strain Harlequin is a perfect match for this period.  This strain of the sacred herb is known for its assistance to rhythm and flow.  To gain the most from the planetary alignment during the first half of September, you must toke time to reflect on your place within the greater smoke circle.  Support your cannabis community with genuine care and attention.  Leave self indulgent behavior for another time stoner Leo.  There are times to lead with ferocity, and times to join the pack.  This period demands you give yourself to the canna-crew fully.

Listening skills, care, and attention will be tested this month.  But in the sphere of love, great understanding and progress can come from this exercise.  This test from the cosmos could lead to a pass or fail situation surrounding a love interest.  Use the Harlequin strain of the sacred herb to feel the flow of your cannabis companion stoner Leo.  You got this.

The second half will be split by the New Moon on the 17th.  You will feel the direction of cosmic winds changing.  Now is the time to build and progress with your ambitious plans on the terrestrial plain.  Load your stash jar with a sacred herbal strain low in THC and high in CBD.  Situations could change quickly during this period, and you don’t want to be caught in a cloudy haze when the mission changes.  This period will be specifically highlighted with learned endeavors.  Confronting new skills, and diving into new passions will give this period long lasting impact in the future.

Stoner Leo there is always a back-up plan to a great adventure!  Keep some Chemdog cannabis strain in the stash jar in case of emergency.  There may be a time where creative juices are needed to mine solution oriented ideas.  This strain should do the short notice trick nicely.

Whoa, there is a lot of information there stoner Leo.  Especially for a stoner star sign more used to flying high by wire.  Let’s make it simple.  Be kind to others in the first half of the month, and learn new tricks of the trade in the second half.  Everything else is good green gravy.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Gemini the month of September brings a cosmic opportunity for a fresh perspective.  The planetary alignment will not whisk you away into another terrestrial existence, but instead you must be the champion of your own change.

The magic of the sacred herb is awe inspiring.  One of the gifts of cannabis is the power to transport your mind from a solitary existence to different plains of perspective.  Take a trip early in the month stoner Gemini, and transport your mind high above your solitary existence.  See yourself among the smoke circle, and work crew, from a 50,000 foot perspective.  Perhaps you’ve become fixated on a person, a project, or an obstacle.  Take a step back through the magic of your bowl.  Lift the soul high above, and see the situation from a new higher perspective.  This meditative exercise could be the breakthrough you didn’t know you needed.  And your cannabis companion, coworkers, and canna-buddies will thank you.

Stoner Gemini along with the cathartic herbally enhanced exercise in perspective, you will have an excellent opportunity for passionate progress in September.  No, not passions of the heart, but more like passions of interest.  Toke time to ask your inner self what interests you?  The meditative smoke session doesn’t need to be elaborate.  Use the magic of the sacred herb simply to contemplate the question.  Cosmic waves of positivity will support new interests and passions in September.  Whether it is exploring the terrestrial plain for that secret smoke spot, or that artistic 420 hobby you have been thinking about, now is the time to make your smoke session wonderments a terrestrial reality.

Stoner Gemini, in many ways the September time period is all about you.  Ah, but you have to put the work in to take advantage of this cosmic blessing.  Smoke a bowl to gain perspective, and puff puff contemplate the next passionate endeavor.  The cosmic ingredients are all prepared, you simply have to meet the challenge.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Capricorn September brings cosmic waves of self confidence and advocacy.  Awesome positivity for advancement on the terrestrial plain is packed in your celestial bowl this month.  However, this cosmic wave is heavy, and will require honest work, and effort, to ride it to success and progress.  But you are the sturdy Sea-Goat, ready and willing to ride any cosmic wave that comes your way.  Surfs up dude.

Toke time after the Full Moon on the 1st for a deep introspective meditative dive with the sacred herb.  A private smoke session with a deep Indica cannabis strain will do the trick nicely.  Float deep into yourself.  Connect with your inner voice.  To ride this large cosmic wave of positivity in September, you will need balance and direction.  Use this deep medicated meditative dive into self to find your desired direction.  Much like a fully loaded session with an Indica strain, a deep dive into self can be a scary proposition, but this solo sacred smoke session will come with universal benefits.  Once you find your desired internal direction, your travels on the terrestrial plain will be filled with confidence and determination.  Stoner Capricorn, this meditative exercise will benefit you in all spheres of life.

You can’t smoke a bowl before loading it stoner Capricorn.  In September, you can’t get a promotion in the workplace before asking for it.  You are your own best advocate at work.  Don’t neglect an active management style toward your promotion.  Yeah, I’ll smoke a bowl to that.  Good luck!

Stoner Capricorn my favorite Bob Marley quote will come in handy this month:  “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  Again, the cosmic wave of positivity in September is a blessing, but it requires hard to work to ride it.  This is certainly true within the sphere of personal relationships.  Toke time for meditative smoke sessions in September that focus on self.  What can you do to be a better cannabis companion?  Emotional and mental work can be heavy, but results will come immediately from an honest effort.

And thus hard work feeds the balance and confidence, which feeds positive action on the terrestrial plain, which feeds a circular loop of positivity in all spheres.  Ride that wave stoner Capricorn.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Cancer don’t be discouraged, stay lifted!  Although September marks the closing of Summer, it also is the beginning of the next stoney chapter in your cosmic cannabis chronicles.  While you may be excited to get started on the fun projects you have planned for the fall, it will be crucial that you finish up any endeavors from the past couple months.  Whether it’s your literal or metaphorical garden, you don’t want to ruin your crop by harvesting too soon.  Stay diligent until the job is done.  Then, pack a fresh bowl, and toke time to fully enjoy the fruits of your labor.  You’ve been steadily grinding, and putting in the work stoner Cancer, so you can relax and roast your favorite strain of the sacred herb guilt free!  And after this celebratory smoke session, you will be ready to pursue ever higher aspirations.

Stoner Cancer when you are not busy smoking good green, you should be singularly focused on growing your financial green.  Maybe you want to get your closest cannabis companions an extra special gift for the fast approaching holiday season.  Perhaps you are overdue to treating yourself to that new bong you’ve been eyeing.  Whatever your motivation stoner Cancer, start saving now!  Whether you pick up extra hours, or apply for a next level position, you will have the chance to show the higher ups that you mean business.  Just know that you should not expect the universe to deliver such opportunities in a neat little baggie.  If you truly want to advance, it will take a show of interest, and demonstration of initiative on your part stoner Cancer.  But, once you spark the embers of motivation, there will be almost nothing that can keep you from blazing your way to the top.  

When it comes to weather patterns of the homefront, there are no hurricanes on the horizon; but unfortunately tranquil days are not part of the forecast either.  Fortunately, how you embrace these emotional currents is completely within your control stoner Cancer.  Make sure the peace pipe is handy, and the stash is plenty, whenever the stoner fam gathers.  The difference between minor disagreements with friends, and a major disruption of good vibes amongst your partners-in-chronic can come down to perspective.  My lovely Crab remember, it’s always better to burn bowls instead of bridges.  As long as you are able to share the sacred sensimilla, you will always be able to puff puff pass on senseless confrontation. 

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Aries Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Aries, while you watch others frantically try to squeeze in a last minute road trip, or a stay-cation before autumn arrives, you welcome September contentedly.  The stoner Ram knows that they made the most out of every hot and hazy day of Summer.  But, the good times don’t have to end Stoner Aries!  It may not be at the same fiery pace you maintained in August, but you can continue your stoney adventures at a slow and steady burn, far into the fall season.  The secret to maintaining your groove will be to keep a balanced budget regarding both your finances, and your spiritual energy.  You might always be ready to hike to an elevated smoke spot, or to take a ride with your partners-in-chronic to enjoy cannabis on the coast.  But be forewarned:  You won’t get very far unless you have enough green to put gas in the tank, and enough left in your stash to toke up when you finally arrive.  

Stoner Aries the workplace will be a time of great accomplishment and advancement, as long as you are able to avoid butting heads with coworkers.  Even if you are in a leadership position, remember you are still one of the team.  Not everyone will always like the tasks they are assigned, but instead of reprimanding skeptics, redirect them.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to illuminate the vision of the big picture, and help everyone to see the impact of individual contributions.  But, keep in mind that communication is a two-way street stoner Aries.  Just because someone’s idea seems half-baked, or was not part of the original action plan, doesn’t mean it’s not worth hearing.  Your most important job is to promote peace, progress and innovation.  If the team is able to puff puff pass on the dramatics, productivity will reach record highs.  

September is here and it’s time to clear your head.  It’s always recommended you keep the stash jar full, and the air hazy stoner Aries!  But there may be a fog that has been hanging over your head.  Perhaps there is uncertainty that has been holding you back from taking your relationships to the next level.  While it is true that cannabis can help you expand your mind, it can also be a catalyst in strengthening connections with your partners-in-chronic.  So embrace the sacred herb stoner Aries.  Light one up and let go of fear.  You may be surprised to find that it was all in your head all along, and the canna crew has been waiting for you to rejoin the smoke circle.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Virgo the greenest gardens do not happen by luck.  It takes effort and considerable care if you want those big, dense, and frosty buds when harvest time comes.  The same applies to any other project and goal; whether you are planting this season’s crop, or planning the rest of your summer.  Embrace the process stoner Virgo:  Plan, prepare, and implement.  If you do this, you can expect positive results for all of your endeavors this July.  A word of caution for both literal and metaphorical gardens:  Don’t over water!  While it takes continual, and concerted, effort to see your investments bloom, you can do more harm than help by over tending.  Do what is needed to help shape outcomes, but don’t interfere too much.  Nothing grows faster just because we are constantly watching.

You may be conflicted as to how to feel about the commencement of summer stoner Virgo.  On one hand, you have the promise of long and hazy days; on the other, a fear that a stop-and-go cadence at work could hinder your productivity.  Don’t worry my lovely stoner Virgin, this summer you can be both efficient in your grind, and effective in your recreation.  Strive to maintain efficiency during work time, and fully embrace those moments set aside for leisure.  Enjoy the evenings relaxing and reflecting with your favorite strains.  Toke time to smell, and smoke, the flowers.  With the mind and spirit rested, you will be better equipped to take on whatever challenges await you when you get back to the office.  

Stoner Virgo, you are not the only one feeling restless after an indecisive spring.  Other stoner Zodiac signs have their stash jars filled, and are ready to join you on your terrestrial travels.  So load up, and get ready to light up stoner Virgo!  But remember that it’s okay to be selective with who you ultimately decide to invite on your cosmic space cruise.  While you may have many candidates who are down to roll, keep the smoke circle contained to those closest in your canna-crew.  This way you can truly relax and recreate:  Sharing the sunsets, the sacred herb, and all the season’s blessings with your partners-in-chronic, without the pressure of entertaining someone new.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Taurus the July period presents shape shifting schizophrenic cosmic influence.  The planetary alignment does not portend huge swings between highs and lows, but instead sudden unsettling shifts between positive and negative charges.  It’s like the most difficult section of a Motocross track:  There won’t be giant table top jumps in July, but instead one long series of whoops to contend with.

Ok, now you know what to expect stoner Taurus.  You can’t go charging down the path of July with all your momentum.  The stoner Bull must slow down and apply their power in spurts and sprints.  This cosmic circumstance presents a cannabis conundrum.  How does a stoner select a sacred strain within a shifting landscape?  First, flexibility is key.  Stock your stash box with a wide variety of stoney strains.  Load up on balanced hybrids, sticky Sativa’s, high CBD, and deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  A month of whoops can be unsettling, and create an unbalanced mental state.  However, just like a pro Motocross rider, you can feel the rhythm of the whoops and time them for success and progress.  Stick with the high CBD and balanced hybrid strains when you are unsure of terrestrial stability.  Once you find the rhythm of the ups and downs, you can try to select dominant strains to match your mood.

The herky jerky nature of the universal influence will affect the personal and business spheres in similar ways.  It may be tough to read your cannabis companions and coworkers this month.  But perhaps you should puff puff pass on reading and predicting your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  You do you stoner Taurus.  As long as you are present and accountable, you can tackle any trough in the whoops section.  And we all know the stoner Bull can certainly tackle any of the highs along the way!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Scorpio July sets up to be a calm drift, floating in the river of life on our cosmic spaceship, flying through the universe.  Can there be a better month than July to puff on, and float on?

Whether you are a single Scorpion, or a partnered Eagle, July promises to bring flirtatious fun to the personal sphere.  Remember stoner Scorpio, you are on a great lazy float in the cosmic river.  All sacred strains of cannabis are open on this stream.  But be sure to share bowls with your canna-crew.  Don’t waste your energy, or your high, chasing anyone in particular.  The river of influence will take you to your destination without worry.  Relax, take it all in, and go with what feels right.  The stoner fam will be there for you no matter what you are holding, and no matter where you are going.

Ok stoner Scorpio, all this fun flirting floating along the river of life is great right?  But, you have to make the scratch to pay for that pipe, and the sacred green kush that goes in it.  Yes, there will be work in July.  If you become too frizzle-fried from a day in the sun, or too frosty from burning tree late at night, important business tasks may slip.   Be sure to set up weigh stations, and reminders, along the river banks to help you keep the economic machine grinding along.  You can do it all my fearless Scorpion!  Perhaps an investment in sticky notes will help you maintain some modicum of terrestrial responsibility as you float the lazy cosmic river.

Maybe this funny note will help you remember your responsibilities:  July 14th is National Nude Day.  On the 15th there will be a cosmic wind pulling your terrestrial tube toward a reprimand.  So, make a note!  Get your shit together by the 14th of July, or you might be caught naked, and exposed.  As long as you get through this test mid month, you will be matching bowls with cannabis companions the remainder of the period without a schedule, or care in the world.  

Float on!  I’m totally jealous, my fierce Scorpion!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Sagittarius be ready for cosmic waves of positivity in July.  Although these waves are brief in nature and timing, they are voluminous and impactful.  But your keen cannabis enhanced third eye will be required this month.  Every wave has a peak and a trough just like every bowl that is half packed is also half empty.

Stoner Sag your month is dominated by the Moon.  Our blessed Earth satellite will shine waves of positivity for the stoner Archer during two distinct events in July.  First, the Full Moon of the 4th brings a power packed wave of positivity.  Make sure your quiver is armed and ready with arrows of the sacred herb during this bountiful period to start the month.  Don’t let the period of the first through the fourth pass without pushing the boundaries of positive progress.  No matter the activity, get out and enjoy the terrestrial plain and your smoke circle.  A bountiful bouquet of positive experiences is sure to grow.

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius:  As the wave of positivity passes on the 4th, it will be followed by a trough of cosmic support.  This period is not fateful, but after a surge of positive excitement, anything that follows is sure to be a let down.  Use this time to focus on problem solving and physical self improvement.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to stay on task.  Find sacred cannabis strains that help maintain focus and clarity.  With an herbally enhanced third eye, you should be able to fill the void of cosmic influence with productive task mastery.  It’s up to you.

The trough of the wave is always longer and deeper, but the peaks are the highest of highs.  The New Moon on the 20th will come to wash away all the troubles of the trough with another blast of cosmic positive energy.  Make sure to have your stash jar loaded, and your daily driver close at hand.  With the New Moon comes another possibility for the Stoner Sag.  How is your balance?  Do you think you can surf this final Moon wave of July?  As long as you stay motivated to execute the important tasks during the trough between waves, it is possible for the stoner Archer to gain sea legs, and ride the final Moon wave of positivity until the end of the month.  It will be like a cosmic mission to hit your shot.  Stay loaded, hit the right frequency of the sacred highs, and push for peace and progress to finish the second Summer month off right.  It doesn’t take a psychic to see you have all the skills necessary to embrace this lunar challenge.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Pisces you may not always get what you want, but you can always strive to be what you want. Oftentimes we associate Spring as being the season of transformation, but by the end of July, even your closest cannabis companions may not recognize you.  You should approach this period like a mystery bag of the sacred herb.  You can make it smoke better if you pick out the stems.  But at some point, if you find too many seeds and sticks, you might as well throw out the whole stash and start fresh.  Stoner Pisces this doesn’t mean you should do everything differently from how you are doing it now.  Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month.  Mellow the mind, and turn your third eye vision to the future you.  Remember, if you can envision it, you can become it.

This month your frequent meditations and persistent smoke sessions will help you identify and refine your talents.  Instead of fretting over your shortcomings my swift stoner Fish, focus on your strengths.  Use them to the fullest to advance the bottom line, and your position within the company.  Ignore any funny looks you may get in the workplace.  Some might call your methods unconventional, but your closest coworkers know that you get results!  Your ability to collaborate with your peers will be the most significant factor in determining whether the big projects are successful, or you have to start back at the drawing board.  So keep the peace pipe packed, and lines of communication open.  Fresh bowls and candid conversations will keep the ideas flowing, and the company growing.

Not everyone will appreciate your quirky qualities stoner Pisces.  But, don’t worry about them.  There are plenty of your fellow cannabis connoisseurs who you will attract into your eccentric and endearing orbit.  Whether you are looking for your one-and-only cannabis companion, or a platonic partner-in-chronic, the summer is budding with people who are more than happy to puff puff and pass the time with you.  So set your sights high this summer stoner Pisces.  Grab a friend and your favorite pipe.  Make the journey to your favorite smoke spot.  Once you arrive, pack an extra-sticky bowl for two.

Libra Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Libra July promises to be a month of lessons and triumphs, mixed with frosty nugs in the summer sun.  There will be no particular cannabis strain recommendation for the month.  However, the planetary alignment suggests you find time for more light smoke sessions versus intermittent deep trips.  If this scares you a bit, simply pack your pipe with high CBD strains.  There is a lot to do this month, it would be a shame to over-bake your cosmic spacesuit, and get stuck on an innocuous couch voyage.

Stoner Libra you are not the only stoner forming judgments and weighing the scales of justice.   The planetary alignment of July promises to present a mirror to some of your more base personality traits.  We have discussed this already this year, and it seems a theme for 2020 may be developing.  You have a noble and natural quest for justice, but this can manifest in persnipity ways within interpersonal relationships.  When others are offended from your silly or insignificant actions, are you aggrieved, or do you have understanding?  You must lean on the calming nature of the sacred herb during these times.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb:  Perspective is everything.  When someone gives you a dose of your own medicine, perhaps the medicine of the sacred herb can heal the process.  Without an understanding of perspective, a vicious cycle of offense and justice may ensue.  A downward spiral strong enough to break apart any smoke circle or canna-crew.  You got this stoner Libra.

A mini cycle of positive wind surrounds the New Moon on the 20th.  Toke time to contemplate your hopes and dreams on the 18th.  This mini cycle of positivity will bring gifts from the cosmos.  But it will tilt the scales in favor of invention and innovation.  By the 20th when the New Moon rises be sure to have a plan in action stoner Libra.  The mini cycle ends by the 24th, at which time a confident stride should carry your mission forward.

Leo Stoner Horoscope July

This summer, the stoner Lion should always aspire to reach a higher plane.  Light one up and get lifted stoner Leo.  Leave behind the naysayers and critics.  The only person you have to please this July is you!  While you will begin the month feeling on fire, ready to take on the world, it will be important to find a steady maintainable pace.  Summer is just getting started, and you don’t want to burn through your stash, or your energy reserves, too early.  Top on your to-do list should be seeking out, and finding, the sweetest smoke spots.  Whether you bring a friend to share with the hazy days, or fly solo for your smoke sessions, outdoor adventures will be good for both the mind and the spirit.

Stoner Leo, while a win for you is a win for the entire team, don’t sell yourself short when it comes to taking credit where it is due.  Dividing up the project into smaller, more manageable tasks will lighten everyone’s workload, but it is okay to acknowledge your personal contributions to the bottom line. Similarly, you can lend a helping hand to colleagues if needed; but at the end of the day, you can’t do the work for them.  Sometimes your greatest contribution is simply to lead by example stoner Leo.  When your peers, smokers, and non-tokers alike, see you operating and achieving on a higher level, you will be uniquely positioned to elevate the whole team’s spirits.  

You will be feeling the heat in July stoner Leo.  Both from the summer sun, and prospective cannabis companions.  While increased intimacy with a bud-loving counterpart might be exciting and enticing, remember there’s no need to rush.  A good gardener will wait for the right moment, when cannabinoid content in the plant is at its highest, before they harvest.  It will be important to apply this patient approach to both romantic and platonic endeavors.  You may be tempted to aim high, and move to the next level in your relationships; especially when things are going well.  No one is saying you shouldn’t be passionate in your pursuit of your partner-in-chronic, just make sure you have given enough time for these connections to fully flower before making your next move.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Gemini July marks a period of freedom and rebirth, and it comes quick!  The themes of June carry forward into July as the universe is not finished with your internal closet cleaning, and smoke circle purging.

The 4th of July marks a clear line of progress where the internal analysis of June turns into action in July.  Toke time to puff puff pass on hesitation and insecurity.  Prepare yourself before the 4th with a solo smoke session to clear the air, and prepare the mind.  Last month we discussed how your tendency to morph into what you perceive others want you to be is toxic and unnecessary.  Did this ring true?  Did you toke time to notice who in the smoke circle truly knows you, and accepts the real you?  Final analysis must be completed before the fourth.

The American Independence Day does not mark just the birth of a nation this year, but also your own birth of freedom.  After the 4th, all this analysis and contemplation will turn into action.  It’s time to put away the masks you wear because of your own perception of how you are viewed by the canna-crew.  Breathe stoner Gemini, inhale the sacred herb, and allow yourself to be free.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst of confidence to find your own independence from the mirage of internal expectations.  You be you, and don’t let anyone, including yourself, stop you.

All of this self actualization of positive internal progress will spill over into the workplace in July.  And why not?  Be sure to check the mirror often stoner Gemini.  You will like what you see, and this boost of self esteem will have you winning at work.  July will be a great month to multitask smoke sessions with wellness initiatives.  Whether it be yoga or a brisk hike, take time for health during toke time in July.  

Look in the mirror stoner Gemini.  Smile.  Love who you see looking back at you.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Capricorn cosmic influence in July promises delight, intrigue, and progress.  And these wonderful words will manifest singularly within the three trimesters of the month.  So pack the bowl and sit back; I’ve got the perfect cannabis inspired recipe for success in July.

First Trimester:  Delight

The battle hardened Sea-Goat can breathe easy as July begins.  Inhale the positivity of the sacred herb, and seek a happy-go-lucky internal nature.  You are protected from the hard work you have endured so far this year.  Avoid deep Indica cannabis strains in the first trimester.  This period will be filled with active adventures.  A balanced hybrid or Sativa strain will assist this cosmic blessing instead of sabotaging it.

Second Trimester:  Intrigue

A whimsical and happy-go-lucky influence in the first trimester turns to pointed motivation in the second.  This cosmic influence will help you find your groove.  The second ten day period would be a good time to put the pipe down, or switch to a high CBD strain of the sacred herb.  There will be more mystery and unpredictable situations in the second trimester.  Keep your head clear, so you don’t lose track of what is important.  Motivation and production will be paramount mid month.  Don’t get sidetracked trying to solve intricate puzzles.

Third Trimester:  Progress

The month of July ends with magic for the stoner Capricorn.  Now is the time to open up the stash box to any cannabis variety you choose, but strains shared with friends will be the best kind of bud!  The final trimester of the month is all about bonding with the smoke circle, and your cannabis community.  All work and revelations from previous periods will manifest in sticky icky bonds of good tiding.  

What a wonderful month stoner Capricorn.  Each trimester has its own unique theme and benefit.  A month to remember.  Smoke it up!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July

Summer is in full swing stoner Cancer.  Amidst all the sweltering and sultry sunny days, remember you are writing your own story.  You are the author of your own adventures, but you should prepare for fellow celestial stoners to join you on your cosmic escapades.  During July, you will have full confidence, and faith, of those in your herbal-infused orbit.  The only person you will have to worry about disappointing is yourself my lovely stoner Crab.  However, this should be of little concern as long as you stay moving onward and upward.  Summer is the ideal time for seeking secluded smoke spots, or hitting the road with a full stash, and no particular destination in mind.

Stoner Cancer, it may be enticing to put off the mounting to-do list, but remember, the tasks won’t take care of themselves.  Tackle the big projects early in the month.  While the pipe might be calling, it will be best to address current issues with a clear mind.  It may seem tedious during the initial phases, but by getting a couple projects out of the way, there will be more time outside of the office to toke up, and pursue more herbally enhanced undertakings.  Persistence is the key stoner Cancer.  As long as you put in the time on the clock, you will make way for next level adventures with your partners in chronic.

The endo-excursions of summer may be vast and endless stoner Cancer, but your smoke circle should be kept to those you know.  While sharing kindness and kind buds is usually a positive act, it will be important to learn the intentions of smoke circle acquaintances before inviting them into your canna-crew.  The best advice for the month of July:  Stay confident stoner Cancer.  Once you know who is down to ride, you’ll know who is down to roll one up.  As long as you spend the Summer season with your favorite strains, and your favorite stoners, July will unfold as a most unforgettable month.

Aries Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Aries you will begin the summer feeling as fiery as ever!  You are still experiencing the afterglow of a sweetly successful June, and you are ready for more!  After the first week you may notice these feelings of satisfaction dim, but don’t worry.  It would be unreasonable to maintain such a fervent sprint for the entire month.  Instead, find a more sustainable pace, and move through July at a steady slow-burn.  You’re playing the long-game stoner Aries.  Budget your efforts, and energy, so you can keep the good vibes flowing until Fall.  

There will always be the urge to second guess, to reexamine recently completed projects, and notice something you could have done better.  Don’t dwell on what could have been done differently stoner Aries; instead use lessons learned to improve the outcomes of future endeavors.  And remember, not all work is done on the clock.  Brainstorm with a fresh bowl at home. Seeking herbal inspiration during downtime could be the secret sauce for success at work.  While there are times to smoke in order to find solid ground, this season, cannabis will help to catapult you to a higher vantage point.  From this ten thousand foot view, you will be able to better see the bigger picture, and easily avoid obstacles down the road.  Your coworkers will look to you for guidance during this period my stout stoner Ram.  You are more than able to lead them, as long as you are willing to rise to the occasion.

Stoner Aries this month you can expect to accrue a great deal of social capital as a result of your own elevated spirit. Take advantage of this by making time to recreate with your fellow cannabis connoisseurs.  Whether it is in your own backyard, or against the backdrop of a majestic mountain landscape, toke good and toke often.  But, don’t worry about how big your smoke circle is, only how smoke-filled your days are.  When it comes to the greens you puff, and the people you pass them too, always aim for higher quality, not quantity. 

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Aquarius July will be full of passionate plays and frustrated expectations; but with the sacred herb as your copilot, the month will produce wonderful memories and steady progress.  There are clear cosmic diliniations of influence this month.  Cosmic influence will change with each ten day period.  Thus, my herbally enhanced Stoner Horoscope will be broken down into trimesters.

The first trimester of July could be the brightest period.  The planetary alignment should produce a frenetic and lovely pace to start the month.  But don’t lean into this cosmic vibe with an energetic Sativa strain of the sacred herb.  Instead, fill your pipe with an Indica or balanced hybrid cannabis strain.  Use the sacred herb to slow down the passionate moments to feel them more.  Live life out loud, and enjoy your cannabis companions with depth of feeling.  Don’t rush anything good!

The cosmic energy changes after the first trimester.  Now is the time to lean on the energetic strengths of Sativa strains.  There will be work to be done, emotionally and physically, in the second trimester.  Use the Sativa strain of the sacred herb as a catalyst to conquer these challenges thoroughly.  Personal drama, and workplace tasks can’t be left alone to fester.  Think it through with a contemplative mind, but attack problems and issues.  The sacred herb will be your third eye guide.

The final trimester of July is a mixed bag of universal influence, and you can adjust your cannabis consumption accordingly.  The requirement for this period will be to stay positive.  No matter the challenges that spill over from the second trimester, all issues will have solutions and resolution.  Maintain a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) to assist in overcoming challenges.  Manifest positive resolutions stoner Aquarius.  Cosmic destiny assures you exit the month of July as you came into it:  With a pep in your step, and a bright shine in your heart.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Virgo, what goes up must come down, that much is known.  The true test of grit and determination is remembering that even if we fall, we can get back up again; and in most cases, make it to greater highs than you were before the fall.  You may feel discouraged during the first weeks of June while reminiscing on all the mad wins of May.  The transition to Summer may not be as hot as you imagined, but you will have plenty of opportunities to puff, puff, pick yourself up.  Select sacred cannabis strains relevant to the circumstance, stoner Virgo.  Avoid stimulating Sativas in the evening when it is time to unwind, and similarly don’t become couch-locked with a deep Indica if you partake in a morning roast and toast.  If you embrace the sacred sensimilla with a practical, sensible approach, it can be the catalyst needed to get you back on cloud nine.

Stoner Virgo, it can be disheartening at times to see others win big on their first attempt, while you wait for the fruits of your unending labor to finally blossom.  Don’t worry about what others are doing, you’re in it for the long haul.  There are few who question your diligence, and even more who will be ready, and willing, to join forces on big picture issues.  If you are fortunate enough to toke with your coworkers, make sure meditative and creative smoke sessions are plentiful and productive.  Otherwise, even if you enjoy your marijuana meditations solo, be sure to share your inspirations and insights with your peers when you’re back to the mission on Monday.

Stoner Virgo you are more than capable of blazing your way toward summer, charting new territories and seeking out new smoke spots by yourself.  However, we both know it will be more fun with a cannabis cohort in tow.  Whether this person is your longtime partner-in-chronic, or a recently acquainted smoke buddy, bring along the canna-crew on your smoky adventures.  While the challenges of work will not disappear, it will be difficult to dwell when the weekend comes.  Keep the stash jar loaded; cannabis companions will be down to ride and willing to help lighten the load.  By the second half of the month, you and all of your ganja-loving friends will find your cosmic grooves.  The only thing that will be required of you during this time, is to keep the sacred herb close, and good company even closer.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

June will require the stoner Taurus to find a softer side.  Wonderful traits like intelligence and dependability will need to take the forefront as stout stubbornness is left behind.  This may be tricky at times, but in order to get the most out of the planetary alignment this month, you must be mindful of your interactions within your smoke circle.

The blessing of the final Spring month is the progress that will come from collaboration.  When moments of stress or frustration circle your personal sphere, smoke it out, and talk it out with the canna-crew.  Advice over freshly packed bowls could dispatch an empty feeling as your bud loving buddies fill your bucket with sound advice.

There is a great side effect to this prescription of collaborative listening:  The bonds of community with your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be strengthened.  Both at work, and in your personal sphere, active listening and team problem solving will bring a winning attitude to you and your cannabis companions.  And now that your softer side is exposed, fun times flirting and recreating with the stoner crew will be enhanced.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus:  After the New Moon of the 20th, universal vibes will swirl in a cosmic storm of influence.  This is not a negative vision, but a confusing one.  Your terrestrial path will disappear in the cosmic storm.  But with a plan of action, your steps will be true and confident within the confusing cosmic weather.  Toke time on the weekend of the 20th to sneak away to your secluded smoke sanctuary.  Meditate with the sacred herb.  The strain selection is open.  Use this contemplative high minded meditative exercise to balance your chakras, steady your gate, and instill your confidence.  It is advised to extend this sacred smoke session over the weekend to fully prepare your third eye for the cloudy vision ahead.  The final days of June will be like walking a cosmic high wire; but you have done it before, and you are still here ready for the next challenge.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Scorpio whatever kindness and good karma you’ve earned in the past is returning to you in the transition to Summer!  You work hard to make those around you feel welcomed and appreciated.  And, in June the cosmos will remind you how much others appreciate you!  If life is a garden, yours is entering into a period of bountiful harvests, and buds in full bloom.  This doesn’t mean there won’t be work still to be done.  But you can rest a bit easier, and reflect on all you have achieved, while preparing for the next chapter of your stoney adventure.  The secret will be to emphasize efficiency stoner Scorpio.  Stay focused on the task at hand when it is time to be productive.  Find balance between the work and personal sphere early in the month.  You will get your to-do list done quickly, and maximize time for recreation.  

Stoner Scorpio the changing of the seasons is the perfect time to mix things up at work.  Use this period to finish up outstanding projects, and plan for the next quarter.  Now is a good time for a thorough, big-picture assessment.  Toke time with the sacred herb to float high above, and analyze your current station.  This may even mean taking some losses and letting go of projects that don’t show the same promise they once did.  This reevaluation will require collaboration and cooperation by the entire team, which could heighten tensions amongst crew members.  Keeping the peace will be crucial for forward progress.  Whether or not you pack the peace pipe and share a bowl after work, it will benefit everyone to meet on a common, hopefully higher, plain.  If this doesn’t work, individual meditative smoke sessions over the weekend can help everyone clear their minds, gather their thoughts, find their zen, and start with a fresh perspective on Monday.  

The stars have aligned in your favor this month, stoner Scorpio.  You don’t have to worry much about external forces pushing you off course during your cosmic travels.  Because of this, you will have the opportunity to turn your focus inward.  Grind your favorite strain, find a quiet place, light one up, and find your center.  Keep your smoke circle tight this month stoner Scorpio:  Best buds only!  It’s not that you should avoid new smoke buddies; but your focus should be on finding your own zen, not smoke circle expansion.  Knowing what you’re smoking, and knowing who you are smoking with, will ensure you