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Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Pisces instead of fireworks this New Year, you can expect January to start off at a slow and steady burn.  But this perfectly rolled joint will grow into a full blaze towards the month’s end. Take notes during the slow days, and plan for the busier conclusion.  Toke time in the first week to puff puff pause, and put together the final pieces of the 2020 puzzle.  Put last year in your rear view mirror because the days of 2021 promise the potential of higher levels of adventure and achievement. Invoke the inspiration of the sacred herb early and often stoner Pisces. With a little assistance from the sweet sensimilla, what at first feels like restless energy, will channel into productive and creative endeavors.

My stoner Fish, after the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, the entire canna-crew deserves time to relax and regroup.  If your coworkers are 420 friendly, schedule some off-the-clock extracurricular team building exercises. Perhaps a POT-luck is in order, or a marijuana movie marathon.  Create a safe space where everyone brings their favorite munchies, and shows up in their finest casual friday apparel. Getting to know your coworkers in a less formal setting can strengthen bonds, and offer an open forum for people to get feedback on the half-baked ideas they were too intimidated to share. What might start out as hazy concepts, may develop into blueprints ready to be implemented.

Stoner Pisces any lingering tensions or bad vibes amongst your smoke circle from 2020 will be easily remedied by the passing of the peace pipe. Most problems arise from miscommunication. If you toke-one-up and talk-it-out, you and your partners-in-chronic can rise above any confrontation. Once everyone is grooving to the same cosmic beat, you can all get back to your terrestrial travels in higher spirits. Remember stoner Pisces, you don’t always have to travel far for adventure. As long as you have that good ganja close, and great people closer, you will start your 2021 adventure in smokin style.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Pisces what’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the stoner Fish feeling free, and flying high! This December, the sky is not the limit, only the stars are. The universe has projected a smooth flight for the remainder of the year, and your journey will only be limited by your own ambition and imagination. You have been through a year full of starts, stops, setbacks, and hard won successes. Now it’s time to take a breather, light up some sticky sensimilla, and float across the 2020 finish line. Your high spirit and vibrant aura will have your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts saying, “I’ll have what they’re smokin.” And there is no need to keep it a secret.  Maybe you’ve found the best top shelf buds, or are just tuned into a feel-good cosmic frequency. Whatever is causing you to smile, be sure to puff, puff, and pass it on stoner Pisces. 

When it comes to work this month you have a singular mission: Get that green! Of course money isn’t everything, but you’ve worked hard to get where you are, and your compensation should grow to reflect your investment and effort. After all, how else do you keep the stash jar filled? Remember stoner Pisces, a fresh bowl of sacred herb in the evening, makes for a fresh mind in the morning. But, it is advised to keep the smoke sessions to time off the clock. Relaxing with fresh rolled refer can help you reflect on past successes and shortcomings. But, you want to be fully present when you use what you’ve learned to make meaningful progress in the workplace.  

Stoner Pisces no one who meets you this month will be able to resist your good cheer, and your sweet charm. It might have been dank aromas that first caught their third eye, but it is your spunk and positive energy that will cause them to stick around. It is your high spirit and lighthearted approach that will inspire and lift up your fellow cosmic travelers; but it is your determination, creativity, and clear-minded way of communicating which will keep your smoke circle expanding. Remember, those who toke together, grow together. So keep smokin stoner Pisces.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Pisces some look to the approaching rains with sadness and dismay, but for the stoner Fish November can be a refreshing and rejuvenating time.  It can be a time to clear the air, and reestablish focus on the things that really matter.  The smoky days of Summer are now long ago.  It has taken longer than expected to find your center, and return to a slower, more deliberate groove.  It’s time to return to the tried and true cannabis strains that you know will keep you grounded stoner Pisces.  Stick with classics like Northern Lights or Skywalker OG, and a good old fashioned Kush is never a bad idea.  Others may stray away from such relaxing effects, fearful of getting stuck on the couch; but now is the perfect time to stay inside and turn your attention inward.  Light one up, and reconnect with your higher self.

Stoner Pisces you might be looking toward more mellow movement overall, but work life will be the ever accelerating exception.  One of the perks of getting rid of some of the haze in the brain, is that you’ll be able to focus on the finer details, and tackle more ambitious projects in the work sphere.  With your optimism and imaginative approaches, you will overcome lingering obstacles, and help the whole team reach elevated levels of achievement.  However great your growth and however high you rise, don’t lose sight of your roots stoner Pisces.  Even when you are making significant advancements in your career, don’t forget all those who helped nourish you along the way.

Please remember my shiny stoner Fish, sometimes the best way to help others is to help yourself.  Outsiders might see you meditating and medicating and wonder:  What are you getting done?  Don’t worry about the naysayers.  Those in your inner smoke circle will notice your radiance from the efforts you’ve invested in finding your own peace.  And, it’s contagious stoner Pisces.  Whether you’re sharing some of your secret stash or a simple smile, this month you will be reminded how quickly the good vibes can spread.  But be forewarned:  While the energy and mood of you and the ganja gang will be elevated during this season, remember that they are not endless.  Sometimes you will need to press pause, smoke a bowl, and let the world know you’ll get back to the grind in the morning.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

Fall is fully upon us stoner Pisces.  It will be important for you to embrace the new season with a clear mind, at least for the early days of the month.  For some this may mean smoking less.  For others it means keeping their bowls freshly packed, and stash jars filled to the top.  Whether or not you decide to invoke the sacred herb, you should set aside specific time for consistent meditative sessions.  You may have gotten to spend Summer wandering the cosmos, following the celestial currents to wherever they flowed.  However, this Autumn you will come to a crossroad where you will have to decide the path you will pursue.  Relax stoner Pisces, there is no wrong answer.  The plus side is this:  In this choose-your-own-adventure, you can bring along your cannabis companions.  While you might be leading the group, you can breathe a little easier knowing you will have help no matter where you decide to go.

Stoner Pisces the workplace will be a mixed bag this month.  It will be like obtaining that grade-A bag of buds, but still needing to pluck the occasional stem.  You have big ideas, and even bigger determination to manifest results!  Your ability to achieve them will only be limited by your ability to imagine, and how much you listen to your critics.  Most of your coworkers will be down to take up the torch with you, and put in the work needed to manifest results.  But, there will always be naysayers stoner Pisces.  Once again, it will be your choice to make.  You can waste energy on others’ negative opinions, or you can keep your focus on the mission, and get the job done.  While you may have slowed your roll during the first week of October, by mid month you will once again be blazing trails, and making upward progress in your career.

Stoner Pisces sometimes it’s okay to keep the smoke circle small, and this month it is even recommended.  Your high spirits are infectious, and it’s yours to spread how you wish.  While it can be exciting to meet new fellow endo-enthusiasts, you also run the risk of feeling the need to impress.  You already have plenty of partners-in-chronic who love you for you; despite, or because of, all your stoney quirks.  By spending more time with those you know best, you know every moment and bowl shared, is time well spent.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Pisces this September you may find yourself asking the age old question:  Should I stay, or should I go?  You’ve spent most of the summer with your head in the clouds, floating lazily and aimlessly along wherever the cosmic currents would take you.  Now, as we transition to cooler days, you might find yourself faced with a difficult conundrum.  Should you embark on one more endo-excursion before the Fall chill sets in, or postpone your chronic-inspired chronicles, and get back to the daily grind.  Before you make your final decision, toke time with the sacred herb, and bring your center back to ground level stoner Pisces.  Use a medicated meditative solo smoke session early in the month to reflect on where you’ve been, and look forward to where you want to go.  If you pause, puff, and plan, you may realize you can do both stoner Pisces.  Both lift your spirits with one more outdoor adventure, and still get everything done on your to-do list!

Stoner Pisces in the work sphere, sincerity will be the secret ingredient to cooking up success this month.  There is no room for a “fake it ‘til you make it” attitude if you really want to get the job done.  If you are not fully on board with a particular project, enlist the help from coworkers who can keep the ball rolling, and see the task done to completion.  While sometimes it’s nice to fly solo, often it’s more enjoyable to pack a bowl for two.  The same applies to the more daunting obstacles at work.  You may be able to burn through the tough stuff on your own, but it will be much easier with a little help from your peers.  

Stoner Pisces, sharing the load will come into play with matters of the heart as well.  Share because you truly care, not because you feel like you have to.  Whether it is your extra-special stash, or simply your time, you don’t have to invite every stoner Zodiac to be a part of your inner smoke circle.  Being the ever caring stoner Fish, it may feel strange to pass on the company of fellow tokin’ terrestrials, but remember being selective is not the same as being stingy.  You will know you are with the right people, your people, by finding those who are attracted to the light you emit, not by the endo you are lighting up.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Pisces you are used to taking care of other stoner star signs, and willing to do what is necessary to soothe their spirits.  But, what do YOU need this month?  What are YOU  passionate about stoner Pisces?  At the beginning of the month, you may feel like a fish out of water with all of your fellow cannabis companions noticing your shimmering aura.  Don’t let it go to your head, but embrace the attention and the ensuing compliments.  You will always be the friend with the good green, ready and waiting to share with those in need; just remember that it’s okay to be the one who picks out the munchies, and who gets to decide where the canna-crew goes on your next endo-excursion.  Once you settle into this new found place at the center of the stage, you will discover that all those quirks you thought too strange to share, are exactly what attracted those to your smokey orbit in the first place.  

August is not the time to swim against the current stoner Pisces.  Don’t waste energy trying to swim upstream, instead focus on navigating the rapids so you reach your goal with the least resistance.  Toke time to mediate with the sacred herb to draw out your strengths.  Put full effort into excelling in those areas.  It may seem like your contributions are small, but trust that they will have a big impact.  Aim for the efficient, not the elaborate; by narrowing your focus, you are sure to get greater returns on your energy investment.  

Summer is not lost on you stoner Pisces.  Whether you adventure alone or with a partner-in-chronic, the great outdoors is calling, and the air is not the only thing buzzing.  Wherever you wander, the sweet scent of sensimilla will be the soundtrack to all your terrestrial travels.  While you are certain to encounter others cruising on their own cosmic mission, remember the path you take is your own.  Stoner Pisces you can welcome the company of new cannabis companions, and the possibility of the dankest detours, or you can decide to float along following the stoney orbit you charted toward your own higher destination.  Your Summer endo excursion is a choose-your-own adventure of the highest calling.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Pisces you may not always get what you want, but you can always strive to be what you want. Oftentimes we associate Spring as being the season of transformation, but by the end of July, even your closest cannabis companions may not recognize you.  You should approach this period like a mystery bag of the sacred herb.  You can make it smoke better if you pick out the stems.  But at some point, if you find too many seeds and sticks, you might as well throw out the whole stash and start fresh.  Stoner Pisces this doesn’t mean you should do everything differently from how you are doing it now.  Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month.  Mellow the mind, and turn your third eye vision to the future you.  Remember, if you can envision it, you can become it.

This month your frequent meditations and persistent smoke sessions will help you identify and refine your talents.  Instead of fretting over your shortcomings my swift stoner Fish, focus on your strengths.  Use them to the fullest to advance the bottom line, and your position within the company.  Ignore any funny looks you may get in the workplace.  Some might call your methods unconventional, but your closest coworkers know that you get results!  Your ability to collaborate with your peers will be the most significant factor in determining whether the big projects are successful, or you have to start back at the drawing board.  So keep the peace pipe packed, and lines of communication open.  Fresh bowls and candid conversations will keep the ideas flowing, and the company growing.

Not everyone will appreciate your quirky qualities stoner Pisces.  But, don’t worry about them.  There are plenty of your fellow cannabis connoisseurs who you will attract into your eccentric and endearing orbit.  Whether you are looking for your one-and-only cannabis companion, or a platonic partner-in-chronic, the summer is budding with people who are more than happy to puff puff and pass the time with you.  So set your sights high this summer stoner Pisces.  Grab a friend and your favorite pipe.  Make the journey to your favorite smoke spot.  Once you arrive, pack an extra-sticky bowl for two.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Pisces you will likely enter the month feeling like you’re at the ash end of a bowl.  But, remember, you can always pack another!  Although May has left you feeling like you’re running low, during June, you are certain to re-up.  The goal during this period will be the slow, but ever-so-steady burn.  What might start out as a small ember of excitement for the approaching Summer, and all it brings, will quickly turn into a full blown blaze.  But again, pace yourself stoner Pisces.  You will enter the Summer months, not in a dazed and confused state, but feeling yourself, and flowing steadily along your own cosmic steam.  Give yourself permission to float along this lazy river, as long as you remain moving forward toward progress.  Don’t let yourself be bogged down by those who think you are slacking; you’re taking the scenic route, and they should hope to follow your path.  

Work life will commence at a somewhat different pace.  Stoner Pisces not everyone is going to take your go get’em attitude in stride.  So, it will be best to find like minded, equally ambitious, and bold personalities, to team up.  You know what works, and have a good idea of what will find success.  There will always be those who see your creative approaches as incompatible to getting the job done.  But, they will be the ones left behind, while the rest of the team rises to the next level.  To keep the momentum moving upward, it may be helpful to seek a little external stimuli:  A little sacred herbal inspiration.  If you are not already a self-proclaimed herbal aficionado, don’t be afraid to do your research.  Seek out strains which are known to uplift, and enhance creative exploration.

Stoner Pisces when it comes to friends, family, and current or potential cannabis companions, you can breathe easy once again.  This doesn’t mean you should take these relationships lightly.  But, as long as you toke time to meditate, and reflect upon what you want for yourself, you will be ready to articulate those needs to others.  With two-way lines of communication open, those closest in your smoke circle will be able to expect the same.  Take it easy and toke it easy, stoner Pisces.  Summer is here for you, and so is the canna-crew, ever ready to roll together.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Pisces those perfect, frosty nugs do not happen by accident. To produce those extra kind cannabis buds, it takes diligent work and a thorough eye.  The same applies to your interactions with your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts.  Results are in your hands stoner Pisces.  You have in your control the ability to heal or hold back.  During this season of growth, remember to use your powers for the better.  This applies not only to your influence upon others, but in your own efforts of self betterment.  Early and often this month, settle into your sacred smoke spots, and spark up.  Those around you will be expecting you to bring your A-game, and you will not disappoint.  On the journey this month, be mindful:  Obstacles will occur; but with proper preparation you will be ready, and more than able, to burn through anything that stands in your way.  

Regarding the workplace, you need to think outside of the box.   The sacred herb will help in this creative endeavor.  While it is not always a good idea to toke when on the clock, your extracurricular endo-excursions during your down time will prove to have significant payoffs in the office.  Be sure to write down your ideas when you are on a sacred journey stoner Pisces; otherwise you might lose out on potentially beneficial herbally inspired insights.  Remember great success happens one step at a time.  Even the most ambitious endeavors should be broken down into smaller, more manageable tasks.  This way, you will be able to check off your to-do list steadily, and be more succinct in your time management.

Stoner Pisces, you often put others’ feelings before your own.  This month, you do not have to choose between your happiness or that of others, you can achieve both.  Focus your third-eye sight inward, first and foremost.  If you are happy with what you see, then those around you are sure to notice as well.  This is something to celebrate stoner Pisces.  Gather the canna-crew and light one up!  Together you can welcome the good times, and warmer weather.  Even when things are looking up, it’s never going to hurt to take it to a higher level.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Pisces hindsight will always be 20/20.  This is why the early days of April should be spent invoking the clarity of your third eye sight.  Sacred herbal meditations early on will help you work through the chaos of recent months, and better identify solutions before problems become more difficult to manage.  In other words, stoner Pisces, slow your roll. This doesn’t mean find the nearest couch and bunker down; rather, it means before you make your next move, puff out a plan.  Be deliberate in your actions, proactive, not reactive. This may come in the form of private meditative smoke sessions, or sharing a bowl with your closest cannabis confidante. Whatever your preferred method of medicating, do so often, and with purpose in the first half of the month.  You can’t prevent whatever the future holds, but you can prepare for it.

Stoner Pisces when it comes to work, keep the focus on the results, not the recognition.  As long as you stick to the grind, you can be sure that your peers and higher ups will notice your irreplaceable contributions.  A little patience and a lot of persistence will produce measurable progress, so stick with it. The best advice for advancement in the workplace is simple:  Team up! Two brains, especially two herbally-infused minds, will always be better than one. But, whether or not you get to toke with your coworkers, the additional creative energy is sure to make even the most daunting to-dos more easily managed.  Even if progress is slow coming, know that is assured. Plant the seeds of prosperity early, tend to them regularly, and success is eventually certain.

Spring is upon us stoner Pisces, and so is the season of regrowth and rejuvenation.  If you have been feeling the need to re-imagine your aesthetics, now is the time to make the move.  If these words speak to you, make sure you do it for you, not simply to entice others. Work on you, for yourself.

Single and partnered stoner Pisces alike are heading into a period of great romance. Even during the toughest times, there is friendship and kindness to be shared.  People come and go, but partners-in-chronic are in it for the long haul. Keep those sticky greens close, and the smoke circle closer. Remember, there is little that cannot be overcome with a little herbal inspiration, and of course, a little help from our friends.