Do you feel that stoner Pisces? That’s the Spring sun shining rays of positivity down on you in April. However, care and attention must be given to all aspects of life to reap the rewards of this cosmic blessing. Keep your eyes on the road for shifting driving conditions! Unexpected obstacles are sure to pop up during April. Often I may give advice on strains or meditative themes to start the month off right. The second Spring month of 2019 should start with a sober outlook stoner Pisces. Call it a tolerance break if you like. Up until the full moon of the 19th, life will be best viewed with clear eyes.
Why? Changes or even surprises will be likely in the beginning stages of April. Do not fret my beautiful fishy friend. These changes or surprises will likely be of a positive nature. However, you will need your eyes on the road instead of lifting your head in the clouds. These changes or surprises can come in both the personal and work spheres. But with clear eyes and true intentions you will be more than capable of tackling all that you encounter. With confidence and sober driving, you will progress down the path of positive progression.
You can do it stoner Pisces. The sacred herb was there for you yesterday, and will be there for you tomorrow. Once the full moon of the 19th has passed, all kushy relations with your favorite papers, pipe, or pen may commence once again. The final third of the month should bring great rewards for the careful stewardship you completed in the 19 days. Share the bud and the positivity with your smoke circle. Your positive vibes will be contagious, and affect all of your bud loving buddies. By the end of the month you will be basking in the glow of the warm cosmic vibes.
Stoner Pisces the winds of change are coming. The cosmos will gift unexpected and out of your control change in March. It would be prudent to embark on a journey with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this meditative smoke session not only to release stress, but also to contemplate the self within. You must trust yourself during this period of time. Confidence and flexibility are essential to embrace the changes that are further on down the road.
You may not understand the rhyme or reason for this season of change, but with a positive and active approach, you can navigate these obscured paths. With a positive attitude and an honest effort, opaque clouds will clear to reveal positive progress. What may seem like a daunting challenge off in the distance could fill you with a sense of excitement the closer you get. The dark of night isn’t so scary when you look up and appreciate the dazzling display of the cosmos. And remember, no one said you had to climb those cliffs ahead when you were meant to fly. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for creative solutions.
The path may seem questionable at times. You may need to toke a moment with cannabis to gain a higher perspective. Settle yourself stoner Pisces, and clear any doubt. With a positive attitude and honest effort, the path may lead to an unexpected puzzle piece that fits in the larger plan of life! Like when you clean your stash drawer in prep to re-up, only to find unexpected nugs!
Mixing work and family should be avoided this month stoner Pisces. This can be accomplished with proper time management. If you’re trying to please both spheres at the same time, more than likely this will lead to failures in both. This isn’t to say that insight gained from one can’t be used to enhance the other, but multitasking between the spheres should be avoided. Go with your gut; trust your intuition to guide you smoothly ahead. Everything will be revealed by the end of the month. With carefully planned, positive, and active decision making, you’ll be singing in the rain with a skip in your step and a smile on your face.
Stoner Pisces add this song to your soundtrack for February: ‘Winds of Change’ by the Scorpions. And while you are at it, how about ‘Times They Are a Changin’ by Bob Dylan. You may feel satisfied with the status quo, and think there is no need to fix what isn’t broken, but the universe has other plans for you. “Change” does not have any negative machinations or nefarious intentions; so do not fear stoner Pisces. Embrace the winds of change and harness their momentum to your advantage. Do not waste needed energy fighting these forces, but let them lift your solar sails. This way you will go further and faster with greater ease. It’s okay to settle down and toke time to light one up. Elevate the mind and spirit with a couple puffs of the sacred herb. A view from a higher perspective will allow you to see further ahead. From this elevated vantage point, you will have better vision of the what lies in the ever-shifting season ahead.
Choose your own Bandersnatch adventure stoner Pisces. Whether you want to smoke solo, or spend hazy days, hot-boxing with your canna crew. However, be mindful of how quickly time can go by when you’re having fun. It is necessary to socialize, but be mindful you are entering a time of great trans-formative potential. During this period you will need to look inward first, before manifesting changes outward. Make sure some smoke sessions are used for meditation and self-reflection. The sweet sensimilla can be a great catalyst for expanding the senses, and it can help concentrate cerebral efforts on self improvement. Those who are passionate in their pursuits will experience persistent progress and an increase in productivity.
It is crucial in February that stoner Pisces be determined in their effort, and decisive when it comes to progress toward their ultimate goals. Yes, a cannabis garden can be a beautiful thing, but it is important to guide the branches in the direction we want them to grow. By the time the month is over the tasks at hand will be finished, and you will be moving forward to even loftier goals. Use this time to help those roots grow deep stoner Pisces. Once you are solidly grounded in positive and strong soils, your branches will grow tall and be able to weather any winds that come your way.
Stoner Pisces the universe must have a fondness for you! Anticipate an energy boost regarding work and health in January. As you surely know, everything happens for a reason. This will be a period of contemplation as you continue on your journey of self-discovery. You will now come to the next phase. Kick off your shoes and get comfy for a spell, but don’t get so comfy as to forget the pass pass after your puff puff. A smoke circle is only as strong as its dreamiest toker.
Progress is a grind, one in which you must take steps to embrace. Just as you were reminded last month to take gratification in the small steps, that doesn’t ever stop applying. So strive for a pep in your step, and an eager willingness in your spirit. It will be important to maintain health discipline this month; when you feel good inside it shows on the outside. Take a deep medicated dive with the sacred herb to ponder spirituality. What does spirituality mean to you stoner Pisces? A healthy mind, body, and spirit lead to success on this terrestrial plane. Balance your meditation events with a nice hybrid strain of the sacred herb. Explore the depths of yourself without sinking into couchlock.
Hard work in the daily grind will be needed to defend your position in the economic machine. However, current planetary alignment supports change in the workplace. This could mean advancement, or a change of venue. But nothing happens without diligence in the workplace. If you haven’t already, this would be a wonderful time to dust off and update that resume. In doing so, contemplate what a positive change would look like. Imagine yourself in the perfect job, and blissfully happy. Now let it happen!
In order to receive the blessings the universe has waiting for you, you must be present in your own mission. In essence, just be true to you, and do what you need to, when you need to do it. Everything else will just click right into place.
Stoner Pisces dream big, think big, and understand even the largest gardens grow from the tiniest of seeds. Where do you want to go? How do you want to grow? December is the time to sow the seeds of your garden. Seeds will flourish and flower, but only if you plant them now.
Plan for many meditative smoke sessions. Set aside specific times for structured self-reflection so that all efforts to accomplish your greatest goals will start with a strong foundation. During the long December nights, you will have plenty of time to puff, puff, plan. Be patient stoner Pisces, your efforts will not have immediate results. You are just beginning to break new ground on a long journey of self-discovery. So roll one up and relax. You may not know exactly what your efforts will bring, but you should be proud, and take gratification in each small step of progress.
Be forewarned stoner Pisces: You should do your best to avoid overspending this holiday season. Even if you are satisfied and confident in the current level of your financial green, you want to be prepared for any unexpected financial burdens. This does not mean you shouldn’t treat yourself and your canna-companions to gifts. However, you do not want to begin the new year with uncertainty surrounding your green capital. When you simply can’t fight the urge to splurge, toke time to make sure you get the best bang-for-your-buck before parting ways with your savings.
While others will be able to see your growth from the outside, it will be up to you to turn your focus inward. What do you expect from your fellow terrestrial astronauts? And just as importantly, what do you want to give back stoner Pisces? Allow yourself the space needed to align your own chakras first. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find your inner peace. Only then will you be comfortable with yourself and your cannabis companions, even if your views and values are not aligned. As long as you are true to yourself, you will be successful in your relationships with all of your cannabis companions.
Stoner Pisces your success this month will not be determined by your abilities, but by your willingness to put in the effort needed to get the job done. You are more than capable of the hard grind ahead. However, in order to achieve harmony in November, you must give equal attention to nurturing the mind, body, and spirit. Focusing on any one aspect too much, may result in a chaotic period.
Success or failure will be the result of personal effort. There are no cosmic plots to bring you misfortune. This means you need to be mindful of the intentions of your fellow terrestrial travelers, and not worry so much about what the stars have in store. You may not be able to control the intentions of others, but you can be ready to respond in kind. Your best bet is to keep the peace pipe packed with your favorite, calming cannabis strain. As long as everyone is able to meet on the same herbal ground, all will be able to rise to a higher, more peaceful plain.
When it comes to work, your focus should be solely on your own responsibilities. There will be those who seek to spread rumors in order to make themselves look better, but pay no attention to their fabricated dramas. As long as you invest effort into the tasks at hand, you will achieve greater success than your peers who instead will waste energy trying to slow down others’ progress. Keep up the grind, stoner Pisces! This may mean taking solo smoke breaks in order to find your own center of gravity, but the rewards will be worth it. Avoiding unnecessary conflicts will help you approach obstacles logically and with a direct focus, instead of personal motives.
The goal this season is to achieve a clear mind, a sound body, and solid emotions. You should be strategic with your smoke sessions. Invoke the sacred herb to inspire creativity and kindness. Use the ganja to gather your closest cannabis companions and promote positive progress. Whether it’s a themed party or weekday smoke sesh, bringing everyone together to relax and recharge the spirits will help to prepare the whole cannabis crew for the trying times ahead.
Confidence stoner Pisces! This second month of fall isn’t one to be meek or mousy, but you aren’t a super hero either. Finding that inner balance between the victim and the champion will help you move forward during this fine month. Never forget that you aren’t alone on your voyage. Perhaps toke a moment with the song “With A Little Help From My Friends” by the Beatles to set the mood for a meditative smoke session. Partners in chronic will surely help this process, but remember that true strength comes from within.
It’s time, stoner Pisces; time to take on the lingering problems and obstacles that have stuck around from last month and beyond. You’re good enough. You’re smart enough. And you’re not alone in this struggle. You may find that friends always abound when there’s smoke around, but your closest cannabis companions will always be there for you.
The cosmic planetary alignment is currently giving a boost to your third eye. Thus you must trust your senses and instincts this month. But with these heightened senses, action must be accompanied. A lookout in a crow’s nest warns his fellow sailors of hazards ahead, so corrective action can be taken. Seeing an obstacle approaching doesn’t help if you don’t take the corrective action needed. A meditative journey with the sacred herb will help you further understand your position in the universe and broaden your already Jedi-like skills of perception.
Your personal sphere should be calm seas, smooth smoke, and will have a much easier flow than your work sphere. Be ready to join your cannabis companions when the opportunity arises, and let the good vibes wash over you.
Stoner Pisces self confidence can be aided by spiritual growth. You may wish to consider trying something new this month to assist in spiritual growth. Whether it is yoga, massage, or even a session in a float tank, try to build positive patterns early in the month and let the positive vibes stack throughout.
Stoner Pisces after cosmic influences pushed and pulled all summer long, this first month of fall brings them to a lull. Cosmic destiny and universal guidance will be muted in September. It’s your turn to step up and take the reins. This isn’t a bad thing, but rather a moment to shine. This would be that moment you’ve been waiting for to enact those plans you’ve been making over the past few months. Your destiny and impact lie within your hands and action stoner Pisces.
Sharing is caring, but remember sanitization! Good bud shared between good buds should be done with caution and consideration. Protect yourself from not just the physical bugs, but emotional ones too. Being, or feeling run down this month could derail the impetus behind your ambitious quest.
Your work and love spheres will undergo changes, but YOU drive these changes. The universe sits back and watches, knowing the gifts and guidance leading to this moment will see you through. The direction of this change is up to you. Positive or negative, it is all within your actions and decisions. Toke time early this month to contemplate the direction you wish to proceed. It’s vital that you remain true to yourself. Everything boils down to one question: “Is this good for me, or bad for me?”. Answering that with blunt honesty will keep you on track. Be sure not to overextend yourself, and recall the lyrics of Bob Marley’s Three Little Birds, “Don’t worry about a thing. ‘Cause every little thing gonna be alright.”
The current period is a blessing stoner Pisces. The changes you initiate this month could have long lasting reverberations through space time. Choice, protection, and desire should be the three key mantras repeated during the early month meditative smoke session. You are guiding your cosmic journey, go somewhere awesome!
Stoner Pisces you must take care of your terrestrial space suit in July. Cosmic influences will create pressure to get everything done in all spheres at once. Pressure to conquer the world meeting all your challenges and expectations at work and home. All safety checks on your mind, body, and soul must be made to compensate for such a frenetic pace. Breathe deep with the sacred herb; find your own calm and relaxed pace. Buying into the cosmic pressure to get everything done as soon as possible will singe your wings while you fly through tasks. This could leave you falling to ground without protection.
Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on confidence and relaxation. A light balanced hybrid strain will be the best tool for this job. Stoner Pisces, you must find the confidence to take on multiple tasks and projects, and yet maintain cool nerves to keep your wings intact. An important exercise is to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see yourself among your family and the hive. Understanding your position in the universe will be the key to multitasking at your own pace.
It’s ok to be happy-go-lucky stoner Pisces, but it is advised to watch your mirrors in July. Please do not seek paranoid thoughts in smoke clouds that “they are all out to get you.” However, a naive attitude that everyone has your best interest in mind, could leave you stranded in the hot summer sun. It is imperative that you watch for blind spots. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Seek balance and alignment with your third eye. Super stoner Jedi skills will come in handy during July. If you can see conflict coming over the horizon, a prepared defense can be set in place.
Enjoy your time stoner Pisces. Remember, you are a terrestrial astronaut … The only pressure comes from within.
Stoner Pisces, let the summer sun melt away all obstacles blocking your progress. And melt they should! All cosmic sign posts say smooth traveling in June. The first summer month offers the stoner Pisces networking in business, a deep spiritual epiphany, and love lessons.
The work sphere will be filled with surprising opportunities in June. Take advantage of team building meetings and after work social events. You may be surprised at how many coworkers are undercover cannabis companions. You will find opportunities to expand your smoke circle and strengthen your workplace bonds. Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you are still in a work environment. As pleasure, politics, cannabis, and work blend together inside one obscure smoke cloud, don’t lose your head.
A wonderful spiritual opportunity awaits the stoner Pisces in June. Cosmic influences will present an epiphany of greater universal understanding. I have no wise words on the how, nor the way, but a deep internal exploration is almost assured in the first summer month. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on doors and windows of opportunity. I wish I could tell you the date and time for a deep philosophical dive with the sacred herb, but this month’s universal support doesn’t work that way. The main tool I can give you is preparation. Be cognizant of your surroundings. Take advantage of days where you can get away from the noise of the mechanistic gears of our capitalistic machine. Deep dives aren’t always solo. There may be cannabis companions going through the same metamorphosis. This is your journey and your discovery, don’t hide from the exploration.
The love life of the stoner Pisces will go through a similar learning stage in June. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, there are always opportunities to grow as a partner and terrestrial astronaut. Take a look around you. There are wonderful examples of positive loving relationships anywhere you look. Learning doesn’t always come from reading or class work, but mere observation of positive examples can lead to a path of ascension.