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Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Pisces, you are able to get along with almost everyone. Afterall, you are the kind and fun-loving Fish, ready to share a bowl, and your positive wavelengths, with all those who wade into your nearby waters. But not everyone will be attracted or impressed by your overflowing optimism. Don’t waste time worrying about a few crabby critics stoner Pisces. In the metaphorical bag of life, it won’t take you long to figure out which people are the sweet, stoney nugs that add flavor and feeling, and those who are like the sticks and stems that everyone would rather avoid. So don’t waste time trying to convince the skeptics. You’ve got big ideas, and an even bigger heart, share them both with those who will appreciate them most.

Stoner Pisces, as you move towards the Summer Solstice eagerly welcoming warmer days and clear blue skies, be mindful that the weather might not be the only thing that’s heating up. Tensions in the workplace are expected to hit record highs as hot tempers rise. Even you stoner Pisces, with your easy going approach to most situations and people, may find yourself in conflict with your peers. You can do your part to restore the peace by picking up the pipe, and putting down your grudges. But, sometimes it can take more than meditating with the sacred herb to shake off bad vibes. Seek out a four-twenty friendly mentor at work, or turn to a cannabis confidant for an outside perspective. Stoner Pisces, sometimes it takes filtering your feelings through someone else’s lens to better see how your own actions are contributing to the conflict; and thus, to realize your role in getting everyone grooving together again.

My friendly Fish, there’s comfort in finding like-minded cannabis comrades to spend time with, and share your special stash. Those you call your stoner fam; the ones you know it’s always safe for you to let your guard down around, and be your goofy, ganja-loving self. While it might be the things that you have in common which first brings you together, it is the diversity of ideas and personalities that helps grow lasting connections. Stoner Pisces, perhaps you and your cannabis companions endlessly argue over whether Indica or Sativa are better. Maybe you proclaim the superiority of organically grown outdoor buds, while they believe that high octane hydroponics is the only way to go.  However fun they are to debate, those are the things that don’t really matter. What matters most is that years from now, when you look back on this Summer, you remember all the good green, and the great people you smoked them with.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Pisces this month you find yourself in the heart of Spring, the quintessential season of transformation and growth. For you, it is also an ideal time for outside exploration, and inward examination. When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Or, a better question is, what do you want to see? Stoner Pisces, your potential for growth and self-discovery will be limited only by your own imagination and willingness to follow your dreams. Self-care is more than just a feel good buzz word, it is the seed from which all other positivity sprouts. You are known for being attentive and considerate of others’ needs and feelings, but it’s hard to help others find their footing if you’re not first grooving yourself. There’s nothing wrong with stepping away from the smoke circle to pack a bowl for one, toke time alone to relax, find your center, and realize your own inner peace.  Then you can rejoin the group with enough good vibes to go around. 

While this will be an important and prosperous period for you stoner Pisces, try not to take yourself too seriously. In the workplace you have the chance to be equally constructive and creative. It’s okay to let your imaginative left brain take the lead, as long as you let your logical right brain take over when it’s time to implement plans into action. With this in mind, you should be a little more selective with your cannabis strains in May. Try to stick to a stimulating sensimilla; something that will stoke creative fires, and lift your spirit to higher levels of consciousness. If you’re overwhelmed with just how many different strains are available these days, simple classics like Super Sour Diesel or AK-47 are always a good choice. Although your nights will be hazy, you will start each day with a clear and refreshed mind, ready to tackle whatever the workday might bring!

Stoner Pisces, the skies are clear, the sun is shining, and the open road is calling your name. If you play your cards right, you will travel many miles on endo-excursions to destinations both near and far. The key to a successful road trip season is to make solid plans. Now is not the time to grab the pipe and go, but instead toke time to load up an inspired plan. Stoner Pisces, with good friends by your side, and kind buds in your pipe, you can be certain that the journey this Spring will always be as memorable as the destination. 

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Pisces, a slow burn is not always a bad thing. While it is true the cosmos has no epic episodes planned for you this month, the silver lining is that you also don’t have to worry about any chaotic or unexpected setbacks either. You can look at an uneventful April as boring, like you’re going nowhere fast, or you can embrace your inner chill, and enjoy the start of Spring as a peaceful rejuvenating period. My swift Fish, it’s up to you to decide if the stash jar is half empty or half full? Remember, it’s all a matter of perspective. It is understandable that you could get a little restless during this time, and feel like you need to mix things up. Just don’t be brash stoner Pisces. Any meaningful changes should be well considered and intentional. It’s better to pause, puff, and contemplate beforehand, rather than to rush ahead and regret later. Before you manifest, meditate! 

You know the grind never truly ends stoner Pisces. This month is no different; except you can expect greater returns simply by maintaining your usual diligent and consistent pace. However, don’t take this prospective come-up as a guarantee or a reason to slack off. The higher ups at the office will definitely notice decreased quality of work if you decide to cut corners. But, you can also impress them by burning through the daily tasks, and show them you’re ready for the next level. Increasing your earnings is not the only way to stack and save your green stoner Pisces. Instead of dining out, maybe try replicating your favorite restaurant eats at home; or start buying your cannabis an ounce or half ounce at a time versus those spendy little packages. Little things can make a big difference, and will add up over time. And with your additional savings, you won’t have to feel bad when you splurge, and treat yourself to those top shelf buds.

Stoner Pisces a garden doesn’t grow any faster if you’re watching it. So make your plans, then light one up, and relax. Let the seeds you plant now, bloom in their own time. If you’re really worried about not getting enough done, time recreating, and tokin’ it up with your cannabis companions, is always time well spent. A lowkey smoke session might not be the most exciting, but they can be meaningful. For now stoner Pisces, focus on the nearby:  Friends, family and spreading those good vibes. Before you know it, Summer will be in full swing, and your calendar filled with an abundance of stoney adventures.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Pisces March marks the official start of spring:  The season of rebirth, regrowth, and new beginnings. For some it is a welcomed time; one where they can reimagine themselves, shed old tendencies, and plant seeds for more healthy habits. But, not everyone will be as prepared as others for this time of transition and transformation. This month you should expect some of your closest cannabis companions who experience trouble to turn to you for calm and comfort. Don’t worry stoner Pisces, you aren’t expected to fix everything for everyone. While some people will seek advice and reassurance, others will benefit just by being in your presence. Even the simple act of sharing a bowl of the sacred herb, together in silence, can help to lift their spirits. 

Stoner Pisces, even though you are sharing your energy and optimism with those around you, you will be in no short supply of motivation and momentum to tackle your own to-do list. The cosmos has no surprises or chaos in store for you during this time, only sunshine and clear skies. Now is the time to plan more ambitious projects for the coming months. With the days growing longer, you will have more time to grind, and work on long term goals. Just be mindful of your work-life balance. Remember that you can do both my stoney Fish, smoke tough and still get stuff done. There’s nothing more satisfying than reaching the next milestone in the long journey toward greater success. Nothing of course, other than celebrating said achievements with your favorite herb and the canna crew.  Toke time to share celebratory bowls, reflecting on a job well done, and preparing for the next phase once the smoke clears. 

Stoner Pisces, maybe it’s because you are in your own zodiac season in March, but you can expect smooth swimming throughout the month. As long as you don’t make waves for yourself, you will be able to float along the cosmic river of life in peace, and with few obstacles. While you will be up for the task of being the sharing and caring one amongst your smoke circle, it will be important you don’t overlook your own self-care.  Even if it’s one night a week you set aside for solo smoke sessions – just you, your favorite pipe, and your top-shelf stash – make it happen. These meditative moments of peace and calm by yourself will keep your own spirit high, and ready to lift up others even higher. 

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Pisces, the month begins in the shadow of Mercury in retrograde. This means little things that would not normally get to you could feel like full fledged crisis. You may even find yourself becoming annoyed by your closest partners in chronic. Their quirks you usually find endearing, might cause you to tear out your hair. My stoner Fish, keep in mind your own emotional response to others as you move through February. If things do get tense between you and a cannabis companion, don’t be afraid to take a break. Grab your favorite piece, top shelf buds, and find a quiet place to toke alone. Solo smoke sessions are not just recommended, they will be required for this month stoner Pisces. It can be nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes you just need to spend time by yourself; to relax, recreate with the reefer, and reflect on what is really causing you grief. 

With all the confusion being magnified by peculiar planetary processes, it will take extra effort in the work sphere, and acute attention to detail to keep daily operations running smoothly. Stoner Pisces as long as you and the team keep lines of communication open and honest, you will be able to avoid misunderstandings and unnecessary setbacks. At work, put down the pipe. At least until you make it through to the last week of February, work should be a strictly smoke-free zone. A bowl or two at home in the evenings can help you unwind and process the events of the day. But, when you’re on the clock, you will need a fresh mind to troubleshoot unexpected issues, and the resolve to make sure the job gets done right.

Stoner Pisces the early days of the month might be overstimulated, filled with more intense emotions than even you are prepared for. But, keep calm and smoke on. By the middle of the month the cosmos will bring you renewed resolve and your emotions will return to more manageable levels. Don’t squander this windfall of creative energy. Moments spent alone, meditating with the sacred herb, can also be an opportunity to muse and let your imagination wander. Once you have rediscovered your cosmic groove, and you’re ready to rejoin the social smoke scene, your cannabis companions will be excited to see you, and all of your fresh, stoney creations.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Pisces instead of fireworks this New Year, you can expect January to start off at a slow and steady burn.  But this perfectly rolled joint will grow into a full blaze towards the month’s end. Take notes during the slow days, and plan for the busier conclusion.  Toke time in the first week to puff puff pause, and put together the final pieces of the 2020 puzzle.  Put last year in your rear view mirror because the days of 2021 promise the potential of higher levels of adventure and achievement. Invoke the inspiration of the sacred herb early and often stoner Pisces. With a little assistance from the sweet sensimilla, what at first feels like restless energy, will channel into productive and creative endeavors.

My stoner Fish, after the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, the entire canna-crew deserves time to relax and regroup.  If your coworkers are 420 friendly, schedule some off-the-clock extracurricular team building exercises. Perhaps a POT-luck is in order, or a marijuana movie marathon.  Create a safe space where everyone brings their favorite munchies, and shows up in their finest casual friday apparel. Getting to know your coworkers in a less formal setting can strengthen bonds, and offer an open forum for people to get feedback on the half-baked ideas they were too intimidated to share. What might start out as hazy concepts, may develop into blueprints ready to be implemented.

Stoner Pisces any lingering tensions or bad vibes amongst your smoke circle from 2020 will be easily remedied by the passing of the peace pipe. Most problems arise from miscommunication. If you toke-one-up and talk-it-out, you and your partners-in-chronic can rise above any confrontation. Once everyone is grooving to the same cosmic beat, you can all get back to your terrestrial travels in higher spirits. Remember stoner Pisces, you don’t always have to travel far for adventure. As long as you have that good ganja close, and great people closer, you will start your 2021 adventure in smokin style.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Pisces what’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the stoner Fish feeling free, and flying high! This December, the sky is not the limit, only the stars are. The universe has projected a smooth flight for the remainder of the year, and your journey will only be limited by your own ambition and imagination. You have been through a year full of starts, stops, setbacks, and hard won successes. Now it’s time to take a breather, light up some sticky sensimilla, and float across the 2020 finish line. Your high spirit and vibrant aura will have your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts saying, “I’ll have what they’re smokin.” And there is no need to keep it a secret.  Maybe you’ve found the best top shelf buds, or are just tuned into a feel-good cosmic frequency. Whatever is causing you to smile, be sure to puff, puff, and pass it on stoner Pisces. 

When it comes to work this month you have a singular mission: Get that green! Of course money isn’t everything, but you’ve worked hard to get where you are, and your compensation should grow to reflect your investment and effort. After all, how else do you keep the stash jar filled? Remember stoner Pisces, a fresh bowl of sacred herb in the evening, makes for a fresh mind in the morning. But, it is advised to keep the smoke sessions to time off the clock. Relaxing with fresh rolled refer can help you reflect on past successes and shortcomings. But, you want to be fully present when you use what you’ve learned to make meaningful progress in the workplace.  

Stoner Pisces no one who meets you this month will be able to resist your good cheer, and your sweet charm. It might have been dank aromas that first caught their third eye, but it is your spunk and positive energy that will cause them to stick around. It is your high spirit and lighthearted approach that will inspire and lift up your fellow cosmic travelers; but it is your determination, creativity, and clear-minded way of communicating which will keep your smoke circle expanding. Remember, those who toke together, grow together. So keep smokin stoner Pisces.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Pisces some look to the approaching rains with sadness and dismay, but for the stoner Fish November can be a refreshing and rejuvenating time.  It can be a time to clear the air, and reestablish focus on the things that really matter.  The smoky days of Summer are now long ago.  It has taken longer than expected to find your center, and return to a slower, more deliberate groove.  It’s time to return to the tried and true cannabis strains that you know will keep you grounded stoner Pisces.  Stick with classics like Northern Lights or Skywalker OG, and a good old fashioned Kush is never a bad idea.  Others may stray away from such relaxing effects, fearful of getting stuck on the couch; but now is the perfect time to stay inside and turn your attention inward.  Light one up, and reconnect with your higher self.

Stoner Pisces you might be looking toward more mellow movement overall, but work life will be the ever accelerating exception.  One of the perks of getting rid of some of the haze in the brain, is that you’ll be able to focus on the finer details, and tackle more ambitious projects in the work sphere.  With your optimism and imaginative approaches, you will overcome lingering obstacles, and help the whole team reach elevated levels of achievement.  However great your growth and however high you rise, don’t lose sight of your roots stoner Pisces.  Even when you are making significant advancements in your career, don’t forget all those who helped nourish you along the way.

Please remember my shiny stoner Fish, sometimes the best way to help others is to help yourself.  Outsiders might see you meditating and medicating and wonder:  What are you getting done?  Don’t worry about the naysayers.  Those in your inner smoke circle will notice your radiance from the efforts you’ve invested in finding your own peace.  And, it’s contagious stoner Pisces.  Whether you’re sharing some of your secret stash or a simple smile, this month you will be reminded how quickly the good vibes can spread.  But be forewarned:  While the energy and mood of you and the ganja gang will be elevated during this season, remember that they are not endless.  Sometimes you will need to press pause, smoke a bowl, and let the world know you’ll get back to the grind in the morning.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

Fall is fully upon us stoner Pisces.  It will be important for you to embrace the new season with a clear mind, at least for the early days of the month.  For some this may mean smoking less.  For others it means keeping their bowls freshly packed, and stash jars filled to the top.  Whether or not you decide to invoke the sacred herb, you should set aside specific time for consistent meditative sessions.  You may have gotten to spend Summer wandering the cosmos, following the celestial currents to wherever they flowed.  However, this Autumn you will come to a crossroad where you will have to decide the path you will pursue.  Relax stoner Pisces, there is no wrong answer.  The plus side is this:  In this choose-your-own-adventure, you can bring along your cannabis companions.  While you might be leading the group, you can breathe a little easier knowing you will have help no matter where you decide to go.

Stoner Pisces the workplace will be a mixed bag this month.  It will be like obtaining that grade-A bag of buds, but still needing to pluck the occasional stem.  You have big ideas, and even bigger determination to manifest results!  Your ability to achieve them will only be limited by your ability to imagine, and how much you listen to your critics.  Most of your coworkers will be down to take up the torch with you, and put in the work needed to manifest results.  But, there will always be naysayers stoner Pisces.  Once again, it will be your choice to make.  You can waste energy on others’ negative opinions, or you can keep your focus on the mission, and get the job done.  While you may have slowed your roll during the first week of October, by mid month you will once again be blazing trails, and making upward progress in your career.

Stoner Pisces sometimes it’s okay to keep the smoke circle small, and this month it is even recommended.  Your high spirits are infectious, and it’s yours to spread how you wish.  While it can be exciting to meet new fellow endo-enthusiasts, you also run the risk of feeling the need to impress.  You already have plenty of partners-in-chronic who love you for you; despite, or because of, all your stoney quirks.  By spending more time with those you know best, you know every moment and bowl shared, is time well spent.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Pisces this September you may find yourself asking the age old question:  Should I stay, or should I go?  You’ve spent most of the summer with your head in the clouds, floating lazily and aimlessly along wherever the cosmic currents would take you.  Now, as we transition to cooler days, you might find yourself faced with a difficult conundrum.  Should you embark on one more endo-excursion before the Fall chill sets in, or postpone your chronic-inspired chronicles, and get back to the daily grind.  Before you make your final decision, toke time with the sacred herb, and bring your center back to ground level stoner Pisces.  Use a medicated meditative solo smoke session early in the month to reflect on where you’ve been, and look forward to where you want to go.  If you pause, puff, and plan, you may realize you can do both stoner Pisces.  Both lift your spirits with one more outdoor adventure, and still get everything done on your to-do list!

Stoner Pisces in the work sphere, sincerity will be the secret ingredient to cooking up success this month.  There is no room for a “fake it ‘til you make it” attitude if you really want to get the job done.  If you are not fully on board with a particular project, enlist the help from coworkers who can keep the ball rolling, and see the task done to completion.  While sometimes it’s nice to fly solo, often it’s more enjoyable to pack a bowl for two.  The same applies to the more daunting obstacles at work.  You may be able to burn through the tough stuff on your own, but it will be much easier with a little help from your peers.  

Stoner Pisces, sharing the load will come into play with matters of the heart as well.  Share because you truly care, not because you feel like you have to.  Whether it is your extra-special stash, or simply your time, you don’t have to invite every stoner Zodiac to be a part of your inner smoke circle.  Being the ever caring stoner Fish, it may feel strange to pass on the company of fellow tokin’ terrestrials, but remember being selective is not the same as being stingy.  You will know you are with the right people, your people, by finding those who are attracted to the light you emit, not by the endo you are lighting up.

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