The theme of this month, Stoner Gemini, will be balance. You may struggle early in the month to balance your social calendar with time to focus on your inner peace. But, remember Stoner Gemini, you know yourself best. No one can force you to do anything you don’t want to. You may feel the need to sneak off by yourself to your favorite smoke spot to meditate and medicate with the sacred herb. There will also be opportunities to be a part of a massive smoke circle, which will be the sustenance the soul needs. Don’t worry though, you will quickly find your groove and the rest of summer will be good times and good vibes for you and all your cannabis crew.
With regards to work, it will be imperative you keep your attention on the big picture, Stoner Gemini. Don’t worry about the little things. Enlist the help of coworkers in tackling the tedious tasks. Your efforts will be better used in a creative capacity. Freeing up mental bandwidth will allow you the opportunity to overcome greater obstacles and improve the business’s bottom line. When your not grinding at the nine-to-five, spend down time resting and recuperating. Expand your mind with an inspiring and uplifting sativa. Or, unwind after a long day’s work by puffing on a relaxing indica-dominant strain.
By taking a holistic approach, addressing the needs of the mind and the body, you will show skeptics you can do both: work hard and smoke tough. Paying a little more attention to one’s health never hurt anyone, Stoner Gemini. This investment will have noticeable returns that are sure to materialize quickly. In addition to having more energy to get work done, you will have plenty in the reserve tank to pursue your own adventures outside of the work sphere.
Some might call you a lazy stoner; but how wrong some people can be? This June you will be miles away from the couch. While others are busy making assumptions, you will be out blazing your own path: Discovering new places for your midnight toking, and meeting new people to invite to the next smoke session.
Stoner Virgo June presents a familiar challenge. Although the old adage “Let it Be,” can sound easy enough, it may require an active effort on your part this month to fight the urge to try to solve everyone else’s problems. Some things are simply out of your control, and your efforts will be better spent getting your own to-dos checked off before offering assistance with OPP (other people’s problems). While you might feel like you have just the cure for a cannabis companion’s blues, the best help you can offer is to allow them the opportunity to experience their own growing pains.
Whether it is for your own relief, or you decide to invite your fellow canna-companions to partake, there will be great benefit in taking time for some stress relieving tokes. Spark one up and slow things down. You are certain to benefit from making time for medicated introspection with the sacred herb. With each spark of the sensimilla you can expect to acquire new perspective and to discover more opportunities to reach greater heights.
When it comes to the realm of work, you are entering a period of straight fire, Stoner Virgo. While you are certain to experience a noticeable surge of energy, it will be important to make sure your actions are deliberate. Do not jump at every prospect that arises. Be thoughtful in your plans of action and be sure proper planning is in place. It is better to move at a deliberate pace than to burn out too quickly. While you might want to get things done as quickly as possible, remember you will spend even more time on a project if you have to go back and correct mistakes. This could be avoided if you are more attentive in your first attempt. The cosmos has blessed you with a keen eye for the details. Sometimes the sacred herb may offer you inspiration, yet other times it can help you slow your roll allowing you the time to get it right the first time.
The most crucial facet you should avoid approaching hastily is the sphere of family. As long as you focus your attentions inward first, Stoner Virgo, you will foster a positive aura which will benefit all of those around you. It will be important you keep the peace pipe and fresh herb at the ready. This is not to say you should expect many conflicts to arise, but rather you will be ready to clear the air if they should. Sometimes the best advice for facing a hectic schedule is to hurry up and relax.
Stoner Libra, the first summer month will be a slow burn, just like a well packed bowl. It won’t take much flame to set this month-a-blaze. Positivity will be your cosmic wick. As long as you are a willing participant in your smoke circle, focus on the right tasks at work, and confident in matters of love, the burning bowl of June will see you through the high life.
Early in the month take time for a deep meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on forgiveness and communication. The cosmic influences of June will present an opportunity to settle old scores and heal open wounds. Cosmic support will assist in cleaning out the closet of negativity and moving forward with positivity. Don’t shy away from open minded confrontation. Issues might be more built up in your head than they are in reality.
Be forewarned stoner Libra, all this positive cosmic support may not translate into an energetic workplace. With so many bowls burning out in the summer sun this is understandable. At work, focus on what is meaningful. Avoid serious fights and battles. Now is the time to grind hard on the tasks that matter most. Even with low energy or attention, you can still accomplish a lot if you grind on the right tasks.
Get out! Enjoy the summer sun. But be sure to gather cannabis companions for the adventures. Positivity and confidence are the keys to unlocking universal support in June stoner Libra. Just remember that positivity isn’t only a mindset, but also a mantra for how you treat your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Sure, PMA (positive mental attitude) goes a long way, but without action it can become a hollow effort.
It’s not like you lack confidence stoner Libra, but comic support in June favors the bold. It’s time to take the restrictor plate off and go full tilt. Well, within reason; especially single stoner Libras. There is a fine line between confident energy and obnoxious behavior. With the right tone, you will see your smoke circle expand and plenty of adventures to start your summer off right.
Stoner Pisces, let the summer sun melt away all obstacles blocking your progress. And melt they should! All cosmic sign posts say smooth traveling in June. The first summer month offers the stoner Pisces networking in business, a deep spiritual epiphany, and love lessons.
The work sphere will be filled with surprising opportunities in June. Take advantage of team building meetings and after work social events. You may be surprised at how many coworkers are undercover cannabis companions. You will find opportunities to expand your smoke circle and strengthen your workplace bonds. Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you are still in a work environment. As pleasure, politics, cannabis, and work blend together inside one obscure smoke cloud, don’t lose your head.
A wonderful spiritual opportunity awaits the stoner Pisces in June. Cosmic influences will present an epiphany of greater universal understanding. I have no wise words on the how, nor the way, but a deep internal exploration is almost assured in the first summer month. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on doors and windows of opportunity. I wish I could tell you the date and time for a deep philosophical dive with the sacred herb, but this month’s universal support doesn’t work that way. The main tool I can give you is preparation. Be cognizant of your surroundings. Take advantage of days where you can get away from the noise of the mechanistic gears of our capitalistic machine. Deep dives aren’t always solo. There may be cannabis companions going through the same metamorphosis. This is your journey and your discovery, don’t hide from the exploration.
The love life of the stoner Pisces will go through a similar learning stage in June. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, there are always opportunities to grow as a partner and terrestrial astronaut. Take a look around you. There are wonderful examples of positive loving relationships anywhere you look. Learning doesn’t always come from reading or class work, but mere observation of positive examples can lead to a path of ascension.
I’m not one to talk about fate and destiny stoner Capricorn. But we can all agree that there are moments in life that we arrive at a destination regardless of the decisions or actions we took along the path. The first summer month will require a bit of trust and faith in your path. Positive cosmic support is strong for the stoner Capricorn, but your impact on situations may be diminished.
Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on your connection to the universe and trust in your path. June will be a month where you need to go with the flow. The flow of time and life is going to happen regardless of your ambitions and fears, so you might as well buckle in and enjoy the ride. Don’t push for a certain result or the opposite might unfold.
So what is left to do if you can’t push for your desired outcome? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find inner peace and relaxation. Try to tune into your universal support. The mile markers and sign posts will come to you from within instead of in the physical world. However, it’s the first month of summer. Get out and enjoy mother nature. Relaxation isn’t the same thing as complacency. A vigorous hike to a secret smoke spot, or a refreshing swim in a body of water can be soothing and good for the soul. And what could be better than going on these adventures with your cannabis companions? Focus on your instincts and guidance from your third eye during your meditative smoke sessions. Find the right moments for activity for the soul and reparative relaxation for your mind and body.
The old fable of the tortoise and the hare is a good analogy for the work sphere in June. Do not push yourself for maximum effort this month! Try as you might, you will end up at the finish line in the same amount of time as with an even pace. Avoid challenging coworkers, bosses, or employees this month. The job will get done the right way in due time. Dramatic situations will surely find you if you seek them through confrontation.
The moon will have a significant impact in the first summer month for the stoner Cancer. Although significant, the moon’s influence may not even be noticed. The moon goddess will act as a mood compressor. It will lesson the highs and cut out the lows. The result will be smooth sailing in mood and temperament during the period.
Don’t sweat the small stuff stoner Cancer. Too much time focusing on the detailed minutiae will distract you from your broader goals. A great theme song for the month of June will be Float On by Modest Mouse.
On and around the 6th and 20th of the month there could be a break in this clear cosmic weather. But will it be a rain of stress and depression or a flash of love and excitement? Stoner Cancer, you must prepare for either situation. Perhaps a sacred care package of Indica in case you need to hide and cope from the weight of the world; and a Sativa packed adventure smoke box for a last minute trip with cannabis companions. Preparation in advance will help deal with a spike in emotional frequency response around those dates.
This moon compressor will impact both the personal and work spheres. Do not expect large events with a noticeable impact at work. However, if a significant problem does arise in the workplace, take a moment to contemplate with cannabis. The sacred herb can allow you to see the picture more broadly, and perhaps this significant problem is different than it first appeared. An obstacle and an opportunity sometimes are merely a matter of perspective. A meditative smoke session may help you flip the script on a work related challenge you encounter.
It’s the first month of summer stoner Cancer. Get out and enjoy your terrestrial spacecraft with your cannabuds. Summer sun. Summer fun. Everything is better outside!
Stoner Aquarius, the first summer month will be a great time to break the chains of old habits. Cosmic support will be strong for the adventurous Aquarian. Not adventurous in actions, but adventurous in creativity. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month to spark inspiration. By broadening your experiences you may see yourself in a new light within your smoke circle. Not only can you expand your smoke circle this month, but you can enhance and curate enjoyable experiences with your cannabis companions.
There will be grand dynamics shifting in the workplace stoner Aquarius. These movements will rely heavily on your internal investigative skills. How much do you know yourself? Do you fully understand your place in society and your job? Greater understanding in this regard could lead to an opportunity in the workplace. If you struggle to see yourself in the broader context of the hive, this opportunity may go unnoticed. Don’t be afraid to include a coworker in a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Just be sure to practice open and nondefensive communication strategies. Self discovery from another perspective can be challenging, yet enlightening. This information can enhance your ability to target the right tasks or projects at work to stand out from the crowd.
Stoner Aquarius, in matters of love and the heart, it is time to break out of old patterns. Try a new tact, a new friend, a new restaurant, a new smoke spot, or even all of the above. Be a leader! Organize an event or activity with your smoke circle. Perhaps a smoke spot photographic scavenger hunt will be the catalyst to catch that certain someone’s eye or boost the energy level of a stagnant relationship. Cosmic support will reward breaking from old patterns and trying new experiences. Smoke about it with a cannabis companion. The world is only limited by your imagination.
Stoner Aries universal influences will support a positive and prosperous April. With Spring in full effect, it will be imperative to organize and complete projects already underway. The full moon on the 31st of March represents an opportunity for the stoner Aries to cleanse the past and prepare for the future.
Think of the beginning of April as a vision quest. Puff early and meditate often. See the year unfold. Perhaps you can enhance your medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb by trying something new to connect with your inner voice. An internal journey within a float tank is a wonderful conduit to better self understanding. Perhaps a long hike in the majesty of our terrestrial plane will inspire your vision. Maybe a medicated hot yoga session is just what the doctor ordered to expel toxins and breathe in new energy. No matter the tools of your quest, find the time early in April to open your mind to your internal voice. Seek your true desired direction.
Smoke some flower stoner Aries. Dust off the leaves that clutter your environment, both external and internal. Once your vision quest is complete, the next step will be to complete all projects already established. Leaving loose ends can trip you up as you run toward your future. You will find the pace of your work and mental analysis will increase tremendously now that you have found your true direction. What can you do now to reach this vision? Once you have your direction established and work in progress completed, waste no time in executing forward progress toward your future.
Don’t spend all your time in a yurt on a mountain top visualizing your future stoner Aries. After your vision quest early in the month it will be crucial to connect with your cannabis companions, loved ones, and smoke circle acquaintances. It’s possible these connections will help actualize the vision of your future.
Stoner Capricorn last month was quite active and impact-full for your sign. There is a bit of a flip in the script for April. The larva that morphed into a social butterfly in March will now mature into a worker bee. Energy and positivity will remain in place, but the focus and direction may change. April will not be a Kiss song stoner Capricorn. You may want to rock all night and party every day, but there will be other time periods for this possibility. Now is the time to expend all that energy and confidence you nurtured in March toward a social angle, and apply it to your work sphere.
You can’t achieve your goals and dreams without first planning the design and pouring the foundation. This is the time for the hard work and tough decisions. Keep the Indica species of the sacred herb locked up. April will be the perfect month to meditate with the Sativa species. The energy and creativity you can cultivate from medicated smoke sessions will aid in your progress toward the manifestation of your dreams.
Cosmic influences will reward the stoner Capricorn with a solitary focus and plan of action. Early in the month take some time to meditate with the sacred herb. Planning and budgeting will be a crucial step at this point. If you have several projects, ideas, or businesses that you would like to pursue, then this will be an important stage to select one to focus your efforts. If your spread yourself too thin, your dreams may turn into a nightmare.
Decisions you make in April could have a large impact on future time periods. Not only will a solitary focus be required, but also clear communication. Avoid cloudy situations. No hot boxing in April stoner Capricorn! Miscommunication from thick smoke clouds could send you off course.
Your personal sphere may feel like you are spinning your wheels in April. Just be clear with your communication, and enjoy the flow. Breathe, inhale, and let it be. Do not fret or focus too much attention on the personal sphere. There will plenty of work to accomplish to keep you occupied.
Stoner Taurus, this month remember to take your time, as you have plenty of it. You will not have to exert maximum effort. Even the smallest amount of input will reap substantial and exponential returns. Some would call it luck, but you know it is because of your persistent determination. You are entering into an era of notable and continual success. This doesn’t mean you can expect every endeavor to result in an easy win. Rather, know that anything you set out to accomplish will produce more than satisfying results. It will be important, however, for you to have a plan of action before you set out tackling the tough to-dos. It is recommended you spend time meditating with the sacred herb before taking on difficult tasks. Think on it, smoke on it, Stoner Taurus. By allowing yourself the time for contemplative smoke sessions, you will be able to identify potential setbacks and avoid unnecessary hardship.
You may think because you have fallen into such a noticeable groove in personal matters that you can handle most situations on your own. This is in no way the case, Stoner Taurus. You may be able to get by, but it’s known we “get high, with a little help from our friends.” So don’t be afraid to reach out and collaborate with peers or coworkers. In fact, with a concerted group effort, no obstacle will be too big to overcome. The best advice is for everyone to tackle one problem at a time. Do not spread your resources too thin, but rather focus them collectively on each individual task. Every problem is sure to go up in smoke.
Just like the work sphere, you can waste efforts trying to tackle every individual problem by yourself. Or you can team up with your bud-loving buddies and be the masters of your own destinies. Save time by pursuing mutual goals with your closest cannabis companions. Maintain your perspective my beautiful bull. There are many individuals within this smoke circle. This means any recreational undertakings will be strictly by choice and all the more enjoyable.