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Aquarius April 2018

Stoner Aquarius care and attention will be required during April.   Cosmic influences will open your star sign up to conflict and dilemma.  But don’t fret, you have all the tools to avoid major issues and solve even the largest problem.  One point of particular attention must be called out to help you through your journey: No complaining.  Dwelling or complaining about obstacles in your path may multiply their number.

First let’s remind ourselves about the true nature of communication.  A message isn’t simply made up of content, but also receipt. In other words, the intent and substance of a message is dependent on the perception of the receiver.  And this also works in the reciprocal.

April challenges will come in the form of miscommunication.  During the month of 4/20, it will be likely that messages between loved ones and cannabis companions will be obscured by smoke clouds.  Careful attention will be required to fan out the flames of potential problems. Without proper ventilation a simple misunderstanding could spark an emotional fire.  Do what you can to clear the air and avoid obstructive smoke clouds. Put forth a concerted effort to see and hear your cannabis companions more clearly, and deliver your messages without cloudy obstructions.

Stoner Aquarius, you must apply the same diligence in communication with the work sphere.  Clear communication with no equivocation must be your goal with coworkers and vendors. Leaderships requires acceptance of responsibility and a firm eye toward the detail of others.  Just make sure to perform as you expect of others, or you will lose universal support due to hypocrisy.

In matters of love and the heart, you must go with the flow stoner Aquarius.  Be yourself without inhibitions. Do not enter situations with expectations. Only disappointment will be found with pressure to achieve your lofty goals.  The joy will be in the experience of the travel.

Leo January 2018

Stoner Leo are you ready for all the wonders and opportunities that 2018 will provide? Well, slow your roll a bit. The January time period will be more about planning for the highs instead of feeling the highs of 2018. I recommend a cerebral Sativa strain of the sacred herb to assist in contemplative meditative smoke sessions in January. This month will be quite pleasant and regular for the stoner Lion, but there will be moments that require restraint versus action.

The work sphere and personal sphere are intertwined in January stoner Leo. Cosmic winds of action will be stagnant in this winter month. Early in the month, plan a mediative smoke session with the sacred herb. Direct your third eye toward contemplation over action. In the work sphere you will find plenty of opportunity to plan for 2018. Have you contemplated a change in career or turning that hobby into a business? There will be plenty of time to act in future time periods, but now is the period of planning and thought. In the personal sphere there will be plenty of opportunities to be the dank nugget of support for a cannabis companion. Your smoke circle does not need you to swoop in like a ferocious lion this month. Sometimes all people need is a purring gentle kitty.

Go at it alone! Critical decisions and projects will not aid in the help or assistance of others this month stoner Leo. No matter how well intended your cannabis companions are, obstacles are best overcome by your own accord. Group efforts to solve problems will lead to confusion that could exacerbate your situation. Universal forces will ensure your success. Be confident stoner Lion, you got this!

Take care with loved ones. Be gentle with strangers. In moments of pressure be kind. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Leo.

Taurus January 2018

Stoner Taurus, the start of 2018 will be all about you. This may sound exciting, but the month of January won’t be about realized outward expectations. Instead, January will be a month of inward care and attention. Early in the month it will be important to curl up with a warm blanket and your favorite Purple Kush. A deep medicated meditative smoke session will help center you on the internal journey ahead. On this journey to the center of yourself, the most important aspect is the effort itself. A destination of revelation will not occur if the effort is not filled with comfort and love. So relax stoner Taurus. Make sure your terrestrial space suit is depressurized, and enjoy the internal cosmic journey.

The stoner bull is strong, confident, and dependable! These wonderful traits do not come magically, but from action and experience. Sometimes it is hard to see the wonderful traits we possess within ourselves. We need to give ourselves credit and love for our strengths instead of criticism and doubt for our weaknesses. “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Buddha.

Be forewarned, stoner Taurus, as with any cosmic journey, there will be bumps along the way. As you travel through the layers of yourself, negative emotions will come to the surface. Understanding that these bumps are merely part of the process will help you continue on your journey. If the weight of your travels becomes too heavy, switch your meditative smoke sessions to a light hybrid strain of the sacred herb.

Do you have a bad habit you have been trying to step away from stoner Taurus? January is the best month of the year to successfully peel away this destructive habit. Through introspection, self analysis, and renewed love for yourself, you will position yourself and emerge as the strong bull everyone loves and admires.

I wish every month was filled with quips about smoke circles, cannabis companions, and terrestrial adventures with the sacred herb. But alas stoner Taurus, life just isn’t always one cosmic cannabis party. It takes a month like this, with hard work on ourselves, to enable us to receive and enjoy the fruits of life.

Gemini January 2018

Get out the Smokin Js papers stoner Gemini, the start to 2018 will be a slow burn. Of course life is what you make it, and there will be opportunities for adventure. However, cosmic alignments favor the contemplative twin versus the bold. Meditative smoke sessions during the month should focus on comfort and warmth. A nice deep Indica strain will suit you nicely for January.

Both the work and personal spheres are tied together this month stoner Gemini. You can accomplish a lot within a period of inaction. Now is the time to plan the moves of 2018! Important decisions and actions related to work and your personal life should be put off until a more optimal planetary position supports your endeavors. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t place great effort into the discovery of what those future actions will look like.

Michelle Sandlin said, “There is no greater journey than the one that you must take to discover all of the mysteries that lie within you.” Stoner Gemini now is the time to dive deep within yourself. As the universe provides protection within a warm comfortable place of solitude, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should be used to discover more about yourself. Often there are many facts beyond our perspective. Understanding, and more importantly acknowledging, the perspective of others is key to cosmic contentment. Often you may be guided by your emotions. Acting too quickly on emotion can cause embarrassment or pain. Understanding yourself, and trusting your position in relation to others will sooth sharp points of anxiety and emotion.

Stoner Gemini, mining for golden insight within your soul can be exhausting. Take time this month to turn your cozy confines into a creative safe space. Spark one up and let your passion come to the forefront. Creating something that is original and personal will help you with the winding road of personal growth. In the future you will look back at January as a month you created a basis for success.

Sagittarius January 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, as you welcome the New Year, it will be important that you do not forget to finish old tasks. With all the exciting potential a fresh start can bring, you don’t want to leave current projects unfinished. Especially undertakings into which you have invested a great deal of resources. After you finish any remaining tasks, it is advised you take a breather before moving towards future goals. While accomplishing projects may bring significant feelings of satisfaction at a job well done, it is necessary to take time to recharge your batteries and refocus on what will come next. In short, do not neglect your health. Whether it’s sharing a freshly ground bowl with your best bud before catching the latest blockbuster, or enjoying a few meditative puffs by yourself; be certain to carve out time for relaxing from your busy schedule.

Overall work life will not bring many surprises. By tying up remaining loose ends, you will create a clean and fresh space for any tasks that need to be tackled on the job. This means you will have a better, more organized platform to explore creative solutions to any projects on your 2018 agenda. While there is no expected chaos in the immediate future, any project will be more easily accomplished with multiple people addressing the issues. If you are fortunate enough to have relationships with your coworkers, January will be an ideal opportunity to pass around the peace pipe after work hours. Although the weather might be cold outside, you can create your own warm and welcoming environment indoors. By growing camaraderie outside of work, you will create lasting bonds which will provide a better support system when it is time to get back to the grind.

Remember, Stoner Sagittarius, you will not be able to help others unless you first focus on your own inner peace. This month, you will need to fight the urge to solve everyone else’s problems. While your heart is in the right place, the reality is you can’t fix it all. You will be most helpful, by simply being your kind and positive self. If you are able to find your own cosmic groove, you will provide all the support needed by those near and dear to you. All you have to do to be a good friend is be there with some kind bud and a smile.