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Virgo Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Virgo the transition to Spring will find a wonderfully positive influence from our grand celestial bodies.  The particular positive push from the universe will combine well with your natural stoner tendencies and traits.  Compounding this positive combination will be the impact felt in both the personal and work spheres.

Alright my practical stoner Virgin, the cosmos will be sending waves of creativity to accentuate your logical hard working spirit this month.  March will be the perfect time to break into the staples of your sacred stash jar.  Granddaddy Purple or Jack Herer cannabis strains will ease internal tensions, and allow your sacred herbal assistant to act as divining rod between the cosmic creative influence of the celestial bodies, and your terrestrial ambitions.  Use your medicated meditative smoke sessions in March as a catalyst to find creative inspiration with positive impact in both the personal and work spheres.

Stoner Virgo your logical nature can mute your emotional communications.  In the first 20 days of March, the creative influence of the cosmos will help find new ways to express yourself to your cannabis companions and close partners in chronic.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring deep internal feelings to the surface, and share them with the canna-fam.  With personal growth come personal rewards!

This cosmic creative push will bring a new tool to your work arsenal stoner Virgo.  Toke time for solo smoke sessions away from the work setting to contemplate problems and obstacles.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions will uncover out-of-the-box pathways that could unlock doors to future progress within the economic machinery.

Stoner Virgo March 20th marks the Spring Equinox, and the beginning of a new astrological year.  This transition may bring about contemplation of spiritual and philosophical aspects of our terrestrial world.  This introspection will be a wonderful finish to the creative push of March.  Once again your sacred herbal assistant will help you dive deep into yourself; not to answer philosophical dilemmas, but to ask the right questions.  After this thought provoking productive month, you will transition into the new astrological year with a new way to see the future.  Here’s to puff puff passing productive progress.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Taurus the Spring season starts out with great expectations!  March will find you feeling even more charismatic than usual.  The universe will send waves of positivity within the sphere of the canna-fam, and your future plans. No need to stampede to any decisions though my rambunctious stoner Bull; just roll one up, breath deep, and let things be. Now is the time for planning rather than rushing.  

Stoner Taurus positive vibes abound this month! March will bring with it a sort of ease regarding your relationship with close cannabis companions. With very little effort, you should be able to ride a charming wave of kindness, and generosity. Lean into this feeling by loading the stash jar with plenty to share, and invite your smoke circle to inhale the perspective expanding blessings of the sacred herb. Ride the positive waves of the cosmos, and a perfectly packed bowl, to contemplate what it is you are truly passionate about; especially when it comes to your closest cannabis companions, and your dreams for the future. 

But, be forewarned my stoner Bull: March calls for you to put down the pipe while grinding in the work sphere. Medicated smoke sessions should be limited to after work hours only, as you may find yourself more spacey than usual. A nice balanced hybrid will bring you clarity without exacerbating the flighty feeling you may be fighting through the month of March. Communicate honestly with your corporate canna-crew, but remember not everyone shares your ideals stoner Taurus. We are all just like the sacred herb, no two strains are exactly alike, and why would we want them to be? Encourage individuality and innovation not only among your teammates, but within yourself too. That means you must approach your fellow corporate warriors with tact, and keep your horns protected. 

Remember stoner Taurus, the garden doesn’t produce fruit overnight.  We must plan and cultivate before we can harvest the rewards of our hard earned work. Simply go with the flow, and enjoy the burst of cosmically enhanced charisma emanating from within.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Scorpio the month of March sets up as a tale of two halves, split by the Spring Equinox on the 20th.  Celestial bodies will impart great influence on the stoner Scorpions of the world, but in dramatically different ways at different times.  Sit back, relax, and take tokes of the marijuana smoke; with help from your sacred herbal assistant, navigating these distinct periods will be as smooth as an ice chilled bong rip.

Get ready stoner Scorpio, the first two decades of March will be filled with a creative burst from the cosmos.  This surge of creative energy will be best served within personal spaces.  Find fun creative projects that enhance your living space.  The cannabis prescription for this phase before the 20th is a bit tricky.  Pure Sativa cannabis strains should be avoided.  Leaning into this creative cosmic vibe might turn the energetic cosmic influence into scatterbrained frustration.  However, a pure Indica strain of the sacred herb should also be avoided.  You certainly don’t want to waste this positive push by getting lost in a couch lock haze.  Therefore, find a true hybrid 50-50 strain to get the best of both worlds, and avoid the heavy influence of both worlds at the same time.

Stoner Scorpio, there is a bit more to the first two decades of the month.  The New Moon of the 13th marks an opportunity for new projects or fulfillment.  Toke time for planning and organizing before the New Moon, and then executing your grand design after the New Moon.

After the Spring Equinox of the 20th, the universal influence will remain energetic, but there will be a switch in focus from the personal sphere to the work sphere.  Be prepared to tackle all of your terrestrial missions.  This may seem daunting after a couple weeks of creative personal output, but you will have the energy from the universe in this exciting busy season to accomplish any task on your list.  I have two specific recommendations to keep you charging ahead.  First, maintain the integrity of your cosmic spacesuit with a healthy diet and exercise.  You will become an athlete tackling the to-do list within the economic machinery of our terrestrial world; you must take care of your physical body to maintain your performance.  Second the sacred herb should be utilized after the hard charge of the day is done to relax, and feel the blessings of the universe.  Make sure the stash jar is loaded with your favorite Indica strain for these moments.  Light one up, breathe in the natural relaxing influence of our sacred plant, and recharge your batteries for the next day’s battle.

You can have it all this month stoner Scorpio.  I’ll light a celebratory bowl to that!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Sagittarius the late great Bob Marley told us, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” So my stoner Archer, spark one up and settle in, this month will start out with an introspective influence. As the month marches on, the cosmos will open the doors for fun within the personal sphere. 

The month begins with a focus on home, both physical and emotional. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to connect with your inner self.  Communicate with your sensitive and compassionate internal drivers through medicated meditative smoke sessions.  This will help you think and feel deeply about matters that mean most to your cosmic existence. Lean into this sacred exercise to get your home and personal sphere to a place where you feel comfortable. 

Stoner Sag, now is the time to get plans laid in relation to your daily work routines. You will feel persistent energy, and a dose of determination throughout March. Load the stash jar with bright Sativas my stoner Archer, and aim your arrow towards future plans. Enjoy this energy, and focus on getting things sorted out, and set in place. Toke time with the sacred herb; release a burst of imagination.  With the sacred herbal assistant, look at things in a new light and make plans. It’s the perfect time to make that business deal, or cement that new partnership you’ve been considering. Get creative, find the joy in your everyday life, and let your positivity flow.

Stoner Sagittarius March will likely find you with a lot of energy to communicate and engage with matters relating to the broader smoke circle, cannabis companions, and even frenemies.  Use your spiritedness to communicate persuasively and with charisma. All things are possible when you are sharing the magic of the sacred herb with fellow terrestrial astronauts.

March will be quite progressive stoner Sag.  With the right Cannabis prescription at the right moments, and the right internal contemplation mixed with a stony influence, everything should fall in place.  It’s all within you stoner Sag.

Libra Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Libra March is all about your personal sphere. This month calls for a stash jar full of light hybrids that allow for deep, but focused introspective musings. Approach matters related to work and health with delicacy, and trust your intuition. No need for big changes this month stoner Libra.  Just like the sacred herb, a little planning goes a long way.  

My stoner Libra, March will offer you a burst of passion regarding your personal sphere. Load your stash jar with a lively hybrid cannabis strain, and persuade your closest partners in chronic to discuss profound subjects like life, spirituality, and our place in the cosmos. The canna-fam will revel in your creative spirit, and you’ll feel better having shared your originality with the smoke circle. Let your eccentric ideas flow like blowing out the perfect hit, slow and easy. Though don’t forget stoner Libra, to toke time for solo meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Harness the positive waves of courage and energy being sent through the universe to clear any mental cobwebs left over from the cold winter months.   

Stoner Libra, the first month of Spring brings you an extra punch of imagination and creativity in the work sphere. Take this opportunity to approach things from a fresh perspective, and with renewed relish. This month will breathe new life into your previous efforts regarding work relationships. Communicate openly, but keep your stash jar closed until you get home and shed your corporate armor. This month requires a clear head while navigating the economic machinery of our terrestrial world.  

Spring will start with the focus on yourself and your canna-fam. Avoid heavy indica strains this month, and instead load your favorite piece with a bright hybrid to solidify the flood of new ideas coming your way, without the fear of couch lock. Stoner Libra the warmth of the impending Spring season will only add to the good vibes emanating from you. 

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Pisces March marks the official start of spring:  The season of rebirth, regrowth, and new beginnings. For some it is a welcomed time; one where they can reimagine themselves, shed old tendencies, and plant seeds for more healthy habits. But, not everyone will be as prepared as others for this time of transition and transformation. This month you should expect some of your closest cannabis companions who experience trouble to turn to you for calm and comfort. Don’t worry stoner Pisces, you aren’t expected to fix everything for everyone. While some people will seek advice and reassurance, others will benefit just by being in your presence. Even the simple act of sharing a bowl of the sacred herb, together in silence, can help to lift their spirits. 

Stoner Pisces, even though you are sharing your energy and optimism with those around you, you will be in no short supply of motivation and momentum to tackle your own to-do list. The cosmos has no surprises or chaos in store for you during this time, only sunshine and clear skies. Now is the time to plan more ambitious projects for the coming months. With the days growing longer, you will have more time to grind, and work on long term goals. Just be mindful of your work-life balance. Remember that you can do both my stoney Fish, smoke tough and still get stuff done. There’s nothing more satisfying than reaching the next milestone in the long journey toward greater success. Nothing of course, other than celebrating said achievements with your favorite herb and the canna crew.  Toke time to share celebratory bowls, reflecting on a job well done, and preparing for the next phase once the smoke clears. 

Stoner Pisces, maybe it’s because you are in your own zodiac season in March, but you can expect smooth swimming throughout the month. As long as you don’t make waves for yourself, you will be able to float along the cosmic river of life in peace, and with few obstacles. While you will be up for the task of being the sharing and caring one amongst your smoke circle, it will be important you don’t overlook your own self-care.  Even if it’s one night a week you set aside for solo smoke sessions – just you, your favorite pipe, and your top-shelf stash – make it happen. These meditative moments of peace and calm by yourself will keep your own spirit high, and ready to lift up others even higher. 

Leo Stoner Horoscope March

Be prepared for an interesting start to the Spring season stoner Leo.  The month of March will bring with it a sense of tranquility amongst your cannabis companions. The cold winter months are nearly over, and with the warmer weather comes even warmer relationships. Though be forewarned, stoner Lion, the entrance to Spring will begin with your mind on heavier topics such as debts, and material possessions. Fear not stoner Leo, with a perfectly packed bowl and stress relieving tokes, all will be well. 

The end of the winter season brings peace and harmony within your smoke circle my stoner Lion. The cosmos is blessing you with even more charisma and charm than usual. Your persuasive nature will be highlighted throughout March, and you’ll find yourself particularly diplomatic this month. Stoner Leo, use this energy, and a well stocked stash jar to communicate your more eccentric ideas to your closest cannabis companions. Gather your partners in chronic together for an endo-excursion. Go on a hike or plan a picnic. Just get outside and combust the sacred herb with your ganja gang. Share your favorite smoke spots, and puff puff pass the good vibes.  With positive cosmic waves, and a proactive approach to smoke circle expansion, this month will see your pride grow to an even higher level.

Stoner Leo March will likely have you focused on monetary matters. Now is the time to use your powers of intuition, and a few meditative solo smoke sessions, to address any issues related to debt, and material possessions. Perhaps your gut is telling you to focus on something in particular, go with it!  Sit down with your corporate canna-crew and bounce ideas off one another. Your success on this terrestrial plane is only limited by your own efforts and imagination.

So stoner Lion, grab your traveling piece, a fresh jar of your favorite cannabis strain, and a few of your closest partners in chronic, and get to wandering. Alone, you are determined and adventurous, but aligned with your best buds, you and your canna-crew prove to be an unstoppable force!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Gemini you can expect March to be a double header: Grinding hard in the early days then slowing your roll to focus on peace and relaxation. It is recommended during the ‘work hard’ phase that you put down the pipe, or at least keep it at home. No one is saying that you have to give up the ganja completely stoner Gemini. But, the best advice to offer is this: Know when to hold’em, and know when to smoke ‘em. Keeping cannabis consumption and work separate will ensure you make notable growth in both your career and personal realms. 

At work, a clear head will not only increase efficiency, it will help you to avoid confusion when communicating with your coworkers. Attention to detail will be especially crucial to maintaining forward and upward momentum. This keen observation also means keeping an eye on how your peers are feeling. It’s not babysitting stoner Gemini, but during this period you will be called upon to lead the team through the more complicated projects; and at times, to simply be an encouraging voice. Your charm and creative brain will help reassure those you work with that together, you can, and will, get the job done. But, don’t worry stoner Gemini! Smoke-free only applies to the nine-to-five grind, or on-the-clock hours. Free time and weekends are, and always will be, four-twenty friendly. 

Stoner Gemini, by the middle of the month, it will be time to pivot to the play hard and puff hard portion of March. Instead of focusing your efforts outward to creating a better cosmos, turn your third eye sight inward, and invest your contemplative energy in yourself. This doesn’t mean something is wrong, or you need to start reading self-help books, stoner Gemini. Rather think of this time as a season for self-discovery. Whether you are tokin’ solo, or a part of a hazy smoke circle, light up and dive deep. My stoner Twin, you may already know your passions; what makes you curious, and what inspires you. But, what are you doing to pursue, or manifest, those dreams? It only takes one step to begin your journey.  Just one spark to fire up a sweet smoky bowl. So, light one up stoner Gemini, and blaze ahead to where you really want to be.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Capricorn, spring is finally here!  After a long winter spent tokin’ tough from the cozy comfort of your couch, the prospect of traveling somewhere further than the kitchen to cure your most recent case of the munchies seems exhilarating. The days are getting longer, the weather is heating up, but growing also is a serious case of wanderlust. Don’t feel bad stoner Capricorn, not everyone will be down to brave the crisp days of March, but some of your more adventurous cannabis companions will be ready to join you for all of your endo-excursions. Whether you head to your favorite smoke spots, or set out to discover the most undisturbed vistas, when you are with your best buds with plenty of good greens, the journey will be just as serene and smokey as reaching the final destination.

Stoner Capricorn, your persistence in the workplace will result in big payoffs this month. Of course nothing is guaranteed, but you are definitely on an upward trajectory, and the sky’s the limit. Your enthusiasm and optimism will be contagious amongst your peers. But, with everyone’s energy levels elevated, it will be important to work to maintain clear and open lines of communication. Excitement can turn into tension if somebody’s intentions are misunderstood.  Even the most competent team can swing from a successful streak to suffering setbacks if everyone isn’t on the same page. Stoner Capricorn, if you are allowed to work in a 420 friendly environment, you and your coworkers should set aside time to take tokes and share notes. These cannabis infused work sessions can be a catalyst for inspiration, and a higher level of creative thought.

My smoky Sea-Goat, March will remind you that home really is where the heart is. Whether you’re racking up miles on one of your many stoney adventures, or just hanging out hotboxing the living room with the canna fam, you will spread smiles to all those you encounter. While the 20th marks the official start of the new season, you don’t have to wait until then to begin your Spring cleaning. It can be something as small as a new tapestry, or a complete overhaul of your wardrobe, but you should curate your surroundings to reflect your inner workings. And for this month stoner Capricorn, you are strictly good vibes only!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Cancer, the month of March will begin intensely. Every emotion will be felt more deeply and vividly. Yes, the lows might be more draining, but this also means the highs will be all the more exhilarating.  It might sound daunting at first, but being the ever compassionate stoner Crab you are, you will be ready for any extra feels the cosmos might bring. But, if at any time you do feel like you’re approaching your limit, take a pause, toke a puff, and find your peace. It is advised you avoid Sativa cannabis strains this month, and stick to Indica or hybrids. Stoner Cancer, you will already be vibrating at a higher frequency in March so you definitely won’t need any additional stimulation. Instead, find strains that will help you stay grounded, and centered amidst the swirling solar winds.

Stoner Cancer, your first instinct might be to hide your heightened sensitivity in the workplace. Instead of avoiding your emotions, embrace them and channel them into creative and productive outlets. Throughout the month, your dedication and determination will be noticed by your higher ups, and your analytical skills will be sought out by your peers to help solve the tough problems. Inspiration can strike at any time, so keep your notebook at the ready. Some of the best troubleshooting can happen while off the clock. You might find you do some of your best brainstorming in the quiet of your smoke filled living room; just you, your favorite bong, and a fresh bowl of the sacred sensimilla. 

This month, be the chronic-loving Crab with a plan stoner Cancer. As long as you know where your final destination is, it will be okay if you have to take a few detours along the way. In fact, with the days growing longer, you’ll have more time to take the scenic route. Just make sure you have all the necessary supplies before you embark on your next adventure. Grab your favorite toke tool, make sure your stash jar is full, rally the partners-in-chronic, and get to blazing new trails!. Summer will be here before you know it stoner Cancer. Seek out new smoke spots now, so when the weather does finally heat up, you and the canna crew will know all the best places to light up.

Aries Stoner Horoscope March

Happy early birthday stoner Aries! The universe will rain blessings of positivity in the first Spring month.  With a mindful third eye toward your sacred strain selections, an internal conversation with your inner voice, and a canna-collaborative attitude at work, progress and success are assured.

Stoner Aries March is offering you the perfect opportunity to delve deep into your sense of self, and your place, on our terrestrial plane. Load the stash jar with a balanced hybrid, toke some time with your feelings, and explore those things you’ve kept hidden from yourself. But be forewarned stoner Aries: Try not to let the smoke cloud your progress. Now is not the time to be self-defeating while in your introspective space. The cosmos is blessing you with some much needed confidence and courage to change things. Harness this energy my stoner Ram.  

In the work sphere this month, channel your bravery, self-starting attitude, action-oriented perspective, and natural ability to lead. Stoner Aries, March is calling for you to put the contemplative efforts of the last few months into action. If possible, sit down with your corporate canna crew this month and puff puff pass inspiration. It’s time to get things done, so make sure to choose a light and bright Sativa dominant species this month within work focused smoke sessions. You’ll want to avoid couchlock at all costs, and instead use the sacred herb as a catalyst to put thoughts into action regarding your place within the economic machine. You have the power to create the perfect space within the daily grind; so get to it!   

March will offer two different perspectives, stoner Ram. Personal moments of meditative smoke sessions will require a balanced hybrid to break up the busyness of the work sphere, while a Sativa dominant strain of the sacred herb within the economic machine will help you harness the innovative and original energy the cosmos is offering. Make sure smoke sessions are centered around open and honest communication with the canna-fam, as well as yourself. Stoner Aries, this unreserved sincerity will illuminate the path to peace and tranquility throughout March. 

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Aquarius those who know you may call you many things: Independent, cleverly quirky, determined, and assertive. One word that will never be used to describe is conformist. No, you dance to the beat of your own unique drum. You blaze the smoky trails others are too unimaginative or too timid to traverse. Be sure to plan out the itinerary for your March travels early in the month. Although you are a spontaneous, and a free-spirited wild child, your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts may not always be so adventurous. As long as your partners in chronic know where they’re strolling, and know what you’re smoking, they will be down to brave the trip with you. 

My stoner Water-Bearer, you don’t have to wait for the new season to make meaningful moves. If you’ve been contemplating a career change, or applying for a position higher up in your current company, go for it! You have the intellect, charm, and ability to make it to the next level; and help to raise up the rest of the team too. Even if you are feeling good with where you are in your career stoner Aquarius, there’s nothing wrong with a side hustle to help you earn a little more green. Whether your motivation is more money, or simply the satisfaction of creating something, you have the potential this month to turn your passion projects into profit. Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your place in the grand scheme of our economic machine.  While your creative energy might be at an all time high, and you have an abundance of ideas you could pursue, pick your top two or three ideas, and focus on those. If you don’t narrow your focus, and actually start creating, you may reach the end of the month with nothing to show but daydreams and big ideas.  

Stoner Aquarius you will feel your energy and optimism swell until they finally overflow on the Spring equinox. The last ten days of March you might find yourself overwhelmed, but in a good way. With so many ideas for creative endeavors, and seemingly infinite desire to manifest them, don’t forget to make time to just unwind. Lighting up a fresh bowl with your closest cannabis companions can help to calm the mind, and restore the spirit. And those hazy conversations in smoke filled rooms at night may just spark clear inspiration for your next grand undertaking ahead.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Virgo can you direct change within a consistent routine?  Can you build a house within a home?  The February time period will flow naturally toward your stoner strengths:  Consistency, Diligence, and Heart.  Keep the stash jar loaded stoner Virgo.  This month is full of complex puzzles you are sure to enjoy, especially with your herbally enhanced third eye vision.

Diligence within routine and work ethic are monumental strengths of the stoner Virgo.  However, a singular focus on task mastery can leave the stoner Virgin without general navigation.  Universal influence in February will bring winds of change to this realm of Virgo strength.  But understand that this change is not in action, but in direction.  Throughout the month, you must toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your navigational drives.  Use the sacred herb to fly high above the terrestrial plane.  Seek out a wider perspective.  Follow the trail of daily tasks, and see where they lead.  Ahhh yes stoner Virgo, with your third eye vision fully engaged, now you can adjust where your daily diligence will lead you.

As you look up from the task list to find your direction, you should also toke time to recognize the foundation of familial support you have created.  Cosmic influence in February is one of perspective.  As it relates to cannabis companions and the broader smoke circle, you will find strength in appreciation.  Perhaps the daily grind on the task list has decoupled the connection with your stoner family.  February is a great opportunity to recognize the bonds within your canna fam.  This simple recognition and appreciation will help to strengthen green trichomes that bond the smoke circle together. 

I don’t have a specific cannabis strain to help guide you stoner Virgo.  The most important cannabis prescription for February is consistent smoke sessions.  From this task you will find perspective, both in your daily drives, and in matters of the heart.  Never forget, all the spheres of life are connected.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Taurus, you may find yourself feeling exceptionally sensitive this month. It might be a strange sensation at first, but just because something is unexpected doesn’t mean it should be unwelcome. Lean in and take the opportunity to spend quality time tokin’ with your partners in chronic. It is these moments when you are allowed to let your thoughts get a little hazy.  Let loose and be honest with those who may laugh, but will never judge. So light one up and let yourself ponder your future hopes, and highest ambitions, with the help of your best buds, and some of that sweet sensimilla. February will be a month for the stoner Taurus to communicate openly, and find balance between intellect and emotion. 

My stoner Bull, be mindful that the New Moon of the 11th may have you feeling off kilter. Don’t worry; smoke about it, then forget about it. The immediate discomfort you feel now will certainly be worth the stability you’re building toward. Innovation, not perfection, is your goal during February. You may feel inclined to keep things the same, and simply go with the flow, but this is a month of progressive thinking. When you’re off the clock, puff, puff and pass the sacred herb on a steady schedule. But, apply a clear and level headed mind in all matters of career this month. Inspiration may strike at any time; however it will take intentional effort, and precise implementation, to manifest aspirations into tangible results. 

Your relationships this month will test your usually stoic and steady nature. It can be a good thing to get a little out of your comfort zone. And it’s okay stoner Taurus if it takes some time getting used to; that just means more meditative smoke sessions are in your future. Breath deep and inhale the magic of the perspective-expanding sacred herb. The more often you open your stash jar, the more you will find yourself immersed in ever elevated and open conversation. Sit down with your cannabis companions, dig deep into your hopes and dreams, and share them with each other. Stoner bull, let the sacred herb tear down your walls, and reveal a more enlightened you.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Scorpio the final Winter month brings an early warm breeze of creativity to the personal sphere.  Fill your sacred stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains.  This cosmic breeze of creativity will impact the stoner Scorpio both outwardly and internally.  Both internal analysis and external vision will be amplified by smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

Refresh and revamp stoner Scorpio!  Seek out creative endeavors within your physical personal space.  Is it time to try something new?  Perhaps a project that has been lingering in the back of your head?  The final Winter month is the perfect time to improve your personal space.  Perhaps this will be a kick start into the coming Spring season.  Use the creative enhancement of the sacred herb to guide your action at home.  Target the New Moon of the 11th.  Plan out a staycation with your favorite cannabis strain, and your tools of creative manifestation.  You might find that during all this outward activity within your physical space, great work might unfold internally.  Sink deep into this creative smoke session.  Whereas the focus might be on your physical space, it could be internal house cleaning that benefits you the most.

Last month I wrote about the powerful sting of the stoner Scorpion.  The danger continues into the February time period.  You don’t want to injure your cannabis companions or close members of the canna-fam.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill out and gain perspective before striking out with your powerful sting in moments of anger or frustration.  By the Full Moon of the 27th, internal emotions will change.  A new period will bring new organization and attitudes toward the inner smoke circle.  Find your chill with the sacred herb until the Full Moon stoner Scorpio; your cannabis companions will thank you.

These internal efforts to cleanse, modify, or improve your internal space can be daunting and exhausting.  Toke time to reward yourself for these efforts.  Mid month, cut time out in the schedule for a solo smoke session just for you.  Find joy in a personal activity.  Let out the frustrations of life as a terrestrial astronaut with personal motion.  Dance, paint, build, write, or simply read a good book.  Take the time for self to push out energy and emotion into something you enjoy.

Self improvement all starts from personal action.  Go!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to wait until Summer to find a season of love. The weather might be chilly, but interpersonal relationships are heating up this month. However, this does not apply exclusively to romantic endeavors. Sometimes the most profound connections we share can be with our strictly platonic partners in chronic. As long as you keep the peace pipe packed and an open ear, you will create a warm and inviting space where all your cannabis companions feel comfortable and at home.

This February, when it comes to matters of career, deliberate and steadfast is the name of the game stoner Sag. Even if your progress is slow to grow, as long as it is steady, you are headed in the right direction. Don’t be afraid to explore what others might at first see as half-baked ideas. If you are willing to share your rough drafts, your peers will be willing to help you refine them. Brainstorming sessions and meditative musings with the sacred herb early in the month will result in the manifestation of tangible results by the end of February. But, it is your naturally passionate and charming stoner traits that will inspire your peers; your determined attitude and your encouraging words which will motivate them to put in the work. This balanced approach of both nature and nurture will create the necessary environment to ensure the seeds of your ideas fully bloom into measurable results.

Stoner Sagittarius you will find that February is all about complimenting your naturally optimistic outlook, and far-out style, with open communication and progressive thinking. Gathering together your canna fam to share the contents of a well stocked stash jar will create an enlightened environment where new perspectives are sparked, and where everyone feels free to share even the most secretive things on their minds. So keep the conversation burning stoner Sag. Roll one or two up, and let your cannabis companions puff, puff, pass you the inspiration you’ve been seeking to write or talk about those inner musings you’ve kept under wraps for far too long.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Pisces, the month begins in the shadow of Mercury in retrograde. This means little things that would not normally get to you could feel like full fledged crisis. You may even find yourself becoming annoyed by your closest partners in chronic. Their quirks you usually find endearing, might cause you to tear out your hair. My stoner Fish, keep in mind your own emotional response to others as you move through February. If things do get tense between you and a cannabis companion, don’t be afraid to take a break. Grab your favorite piece, top shelf buds, and find a quiet place to toke alone. Solo smoke sessions are not just recommended, they will be required for this month stoner Pisces. It can be nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes you just need to spend time by yourself; to relax, recreate with the reefer, and reflect on what is really causing you grief. 

With all the confusion being magnified by peculiar planetary processes, it will take extra effort in the work sphere, and acute attention to detail to keep daily operations running smoothly. Stoner Pisces as long as you and the team keep lines of communication open and honest, you will be able to avoid misunderstandings and unnecessary setbacks. At work, put down the pipe. At least until you make it through to the last week of February, work should be a strictly smoke-free zone. A bowl or two at home in the evenings can help you unwind and process the events of the day. But, when you’re on the clock, you will need a fresh mind to troubleshoot unexpected issues, and the resolve to make sure the job gets done right.

Stoner Pisces the early days of the month might be overstimulated, filled with more intense emotions than even you are prepared for. But, keep calm and smoke on. By the middle of the month the cosmos will bring you renewed resolve and your emotions will return to more manageable levels. Don’t squander this windfall of creative energy. Moments spent alone, meditating with the sacred herb, can also be an opportunity to muse and let your imagination wander. Once you have rediscovered your cosmic groove, and you’re ready to rejoin the social smoke scene, your cannabis companions will be excited to see you, and all of your fresh, stoney creations.

Libra Stoner Horoscope February

What a month February will be stoner Libra!  Although the weather may be cool in the final Winter month, there will be plenty of opportunities to warm your heart.  Celestial bodies will send a positive wave of warm influence that accentuates the natural creative outlets for the stoner justice warrior.  Load up the stash jar with Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  This month is going to be a cacophony of creative constructs. 

Seek out moments that bring you joy stoner Libra.  Whether it be your bong and some beats, a paintbrush and a joint, or a trivia night with pints and dabs, put yourself in position to enjoy creative and connected moments on the terrestrial plane.  Why not do it all?  There is no restraint or warnings from too many good times in the final Winter month.  Also keep in mind this creative cannabis prescription for February should not be contained to solo smoke outs.  Seek these creative moments with cannabis companions and the broader canna fam.  The biggest joy are the moments spent together.

Stoner Libra this positive cosmic influence toward creative moments and passion projects will have the most strength and power after the New Moon of the 11th.  But as wonderful as my words have been about this creative prescription, I do have two warnings to keep you keen on success:

First, keep a watchful eye on spending.  Finding joy in cannabis inspired creative and connected moments does not come with a price tag.  Celestial bodies have aligned in a way that could leave you open to financial worry.  Don’t exacerbate the potential financial stress with over spending.  These moments of joy are free, don’t chase them with money or try to purchase them with debt.  

Second, this warm cosmic breeze of creative influence does not come with an engine of manifestation.  Connected moments with the canna crew will not magically pop up in your social feed stoner Libra.  You have to seek out and find these joyous occasions.  Be sure to pack the stash box with pure Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  Toke time to self before the New Moon of the 11th to actively contemplate and make plans with your cannabis companions.  The universe may favor activities after the New Moon, but that doesn’t mean you can’t dream them and plan them out before the date.

I can’t wait to see, listen, or read your creative inspiration stoner Libra.  Just remember, “Don’t forget to bring a towel.”

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Leo what a magical time to be alive.  Opportunity is only as far away as desire will take you.  February will be a progressive month for the stoner Lion in ways that match the stoner traits of the leader of the stoner Zodiac.

Universal influence will benefit the connected stoner Leo.  However, this support will not extend far from home.  Toke time to assess the partners in chronic that are close to the center of the smoke circle.  It is in these relationships where the most impact will be felt in the final Winter month.  This progressive impact will come in both the personal and work sphere.  The sacred herb can be used with a two pronged approach to create the most positive impact.  

First, toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a third eye enhancement.  Rise high above the terrestrial plane, see the broad landscape of life, and how you and your closest cannabis companions relate to each other.  Again, this should be applied both personally and professionally.  It is from this medicated meditative smoke session that you will gain the wisdom of direction, and inspiration of leadership.

Second, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring your cannabis companions onto your wavelength so they can see your vision.  This second action may be more difficult, but with positive cosmic influence, your own natural communication and leadership skills, and the connected help of the sacred herb, it should be well within your means.  Remember stoner Leo, you are sharing your vision and vibration, not imposing it.

I know you aren’t all about the woo, and the mystical underpinnings of our terrestrial existence stoner Leo.  But this month carries a subtle frequency from the universe that will open your eyes to supernatural aspects of our connected worlds that usually go unnoticed.  Feel the connection stoner Leo, with your closest partners in chronic, and the invisible hand of our infinite world.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Gemini the last period was all about a self disciplined Positive Mental Attitude.  The February time period will assist this internal work with positive outward celestial influence.  If January was all about hard work internally, then February could be considered the period of pay-off.

Now don’t misinterpret stoner Gemini, action will still be required to receive the blessing of cosmic influence in the final Winter month.  But this action is your jam!  All cannabis strains are open this month.  The action required to find the flow of positive cosmic waves will be to lean into your creative passions.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to sink deep into your desired creative outlet.  Whether this passion is a learned project, or an adventure out on the terrestrial plane, seek opportunity to quench this passionate thirst.

Be forewarned stoner Gemini:  The blessings of February will drain the energy of your cosmic spacesuit.  This is not an ominous premonition.  Energy levels will have peaks and troughs like a wave form.  Your primary missions this month will require your focus and energy.  Therefore you must prepare yourself for the inevitable depressions in the wave of cosmic energy.  Although the cannabis recommendation is open for the month, be sure to have Sativa strains of the sacred herb on standby for the troughs of cosmic energy.  Lean into the helping hand of the sacred herb to rise high above any cosmic malaise.  After all, you have exciting things to do this month!

This is a progressive period for the stoner Twin.  The cannabis prescription may be open, but be sure to toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate what progress means to you.  Don’t just submerge yourself in a passion project in February.  Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate how this activity will lead you to the next station of life on our cosmic spaceship.  A happy person seizes the day.  A wise person creates more opportunities for days to seize in the future.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Capricorn this month you should pay extra close attention to your greens, both your herbal supplies and your bank account. You may be feeling confident and content with your current resources, but unexpected expenses can burn through your stash; so make sure you are actively adding to your reserves. If you aren’t sure how to up your savings game, consult a cannabis companion whose own financial finesse you admire, and whose advice you know you can trust. 

It will be crucial for a successful February that you get organized in the first week of the month stoner Capricorn. Your calendar is going to fill up quickly; and once you get moving, there’s no slowing down. Schedule some alone time during the early days of the month for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Even though the bud my be loud, seek quiet and calm in this medicated meditative moment.  Just you and the sweet sensimilla will help you gather your inner thoughts before you turn them into outward action.  Once you are ready to get down to the grind, seek out only those stoner sidekicks who you know can keep up with your busy pace. It will be best if you avoid those canna buddies that just want to light one up and lounge about, or who you know are prone to couchlock.

Stoner Capricorn you don’t have to slow your roll, but you will need to be patient with your peers at work this month. You may be feeling extra energetic, ready to finish one project and race ahead to the next. But, not everyone will always be able to match your light speed momentum. Remember that everyone is working towards the same goals. Instead of criticizing, communicate with positivity stoner Capricorn. If someone on the team is falling behind, find out how you can help get them back on track, and ready to move up to the next level.

Don’t let the whole month be all work and no play my ambitious Sea-Goat. While you should always strive for success and higher achievement, remember it’s okay to take a break. Not only does down time allow you the chance to light up a bowl of cannabis, it can be an opportunity to reflect on how far you’ve journeyed, and all the people you’ve encountered along the way. Stoner Capricorn, as long as you keep the kind buds close, and your cannabis companions even closer, every day will be another memorable page to add to your ever-stoney adventure.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Cancer, even though 2021 is well underway, you may still be feeling the weight of lingering obligations from the past weeks and months. The only way to lighten the load is to light one up and let things go. Finish up any outstanding obligations and worthwhile endeavors, and get back to the grind with a clean slate. Now is also a good time to go through the stash box, and get rid of any greens that have gone brown, or strains you know that you’ll never actually smoke. Whether it’s starting over with an updated to-do list, or purging your herbal supplies, February will offer the much needed reevaluation of projects and priorities.

Stoner Cancer don’t take any tensions in the workplace personally this month. While you may be party to the problem, it will be important to remember that everyone is experiencing heightened emotions during this time of cosmic miscommunication. The remedy to opposing viewpoints is open conversation and communal commitment to getting the job done. Not everyone has the same taste stoner Cancer. Some are team Indica, some are forever team Sativa. Just like your smoke sessions at home, it will be up to each member of the team to find their own preferences and strengths.  Blaze ahead until you’ve burned through all the work that needs to be done.

Stoner Cancer, even in the most tumultuous times, you will always be able to get by with a little help from your friends. Even if your coworkers question your motives, or if you doubt your abilities, you have partners in chronic who believe in you. Those in your inner smoke circle will always be ready to help you haze up the room and clear your mind. My feisty Crab, you will always be safe to explore life, the universe, and everything when in the presence of your closest cannabis companions. Whether your travels lead you to your favorite remote smokespot, or your journey is as far as your couch, you will always be ready for the next adventure when you have good greens and great company.

Aries Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Aries the Winter season will end with a focus on the future. Take solace in your canna-fam, and plenty of solo smoke sessions too. This month is going to find you in need of introspection, something that doesn’t necessarily come easy for you. A packed stash jar and self-analysis is necessary for growth my stoner Ram, but it won’t be helpful to choke on the things you feel you’ve done wrong. February is the month to break down those walls that you have put up against yourself.

Stoner Aries, everything related to your material possessions and money might feel like they are only barely trudging forward this month. However, remember that just like your favorite creeper cannabis strain, moving slowly is sometimes better than rushing ahead. The Full Moon falls on February 27th this month. Your natural search for perfection might be heightened during this time. It’s important my stoner Ram, to go easy on yourself, and use this Full Moon to remove excess from your life in areas of everyday work and service. Get your daily schedule in order, and you’ll feel altogether more in control.

Stoner Aries, you will feel empowered in areas relating to your partners in chronic. Use your forward-thinking attitude, and the energetic Sativa cannabis species, to empower your efforts in the personal sphere. Though I feel compelled to forewarn you my stoner Ram: Mercury is still moving retrograde until the 21st. The start of February may find you needing to reign in some of your usual tendencies to act on impulse. But fear not stoner Aries! The New Moon on February 11th will act as a breath of sweet herb-filled air. The New Moon event will offer an opportunity for a fresh start. Toke advantage of this energy to realign with what matters to you, and make plans for the future. 

These cross winds of cosmic influence may cause some strain with your closest cannabis companions. If you find yourself being more irritable or grumpy than you are naturally, that’s perfectly okay; just remember to keep the stash jar full of that sweet sensimilla, and smoke your way to a cooler canna-head. With a little effort, and a packed bowl, you can manifest immense positivity on our terrestrial plane.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

Oh happy day stoner Aquarius! It feels as if things have been aligning quite nicely since the start of this year. February 2021 begins in the middle of your birth season. Can you feel the universe blessing you? This is a great time to indulge in a few solo medicated meditative smoke sessions. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to shed new light on your personality, appearance, and sense of self. Sink deep within yourself, and listen to the wisdom of our terrestrial herbal guide.

Stoner Aquarius February is inviting you to be more creative. Toke time with the sweet sensimilla. Allow it to inspire you to establish the budget you’ve been contemplating, or perhaps even find a new way to earn money. As we near the end of the month, we officially bring the stoner Aquarius season to a close. This has likely left you feeling quite introspective with things relating to money and material possessions. Though you think about these terrestrial conundrums often stoner Water-Bearer, you rarely speak of them outwardly. Open yourself up to the possibilities as the winds of change blow through the clouds of smoke this month. Perhaps you need a solo endo-excursion to gain the perfect perspective. As February comes to a close, the full moon on the 27th will provide illumination to the path ahead. This bright light will enable matters surrounding your life force, spiritual transformations, and other mystical topics to feel much more easily discussed. This is the perfect time to load the peace pipe, get organized, and shed the excess weight you may be holding regarding any past debts, or misunderstandings with your cannabis companions. 

Stoner Aquarius, things relating to your home and domestic life may feel as if they are creeping along much more slowly than you’d like. Try not to worry. Instead, toke time to breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and apply reasonable expectations. Doing so will allow you to think outside the box, and innovate, while keeping your stoner wanderings intellectual and on point. You’ll likely find yourself capable of changing things up without becoming too emotionally invested. This is precisely what you need right now. So, stoner Water-Bearer, spark one up, take charge, and watch the good vibes and great ideas surround you and your canna fam this month.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Aquarius December will be mostly breezy with chances of easy.  Your natural astrological stoner traits will serve you well as the month unfolds with celestial influence catered to your stoner nature.  This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.

In the first half you need to let the natural flow of life take you on a blissful adventure.  All cannabis varieties are open to fill up your stash jar.  But make sure it is full because there will be plenty of opportunities to match bowls with the larger smoke circle.  Lean into this blessed period with outward experience.  Canna-fam and smoke circle acquaintances will notice, and appreciate, the golden aura surrounding you.  It’s only natural because you are such a likable stoner, and the cosmic influence will only accentuate this quality.  However, stoner Aquarius, be forewarned:  Even though you have a lot to say, and plenty of people listening, that does not mean you should say it all!  The only thing that can derail this positive period is loose lips regarding sensitive topics.  Be smart, and be kind.

Stoner Aquarius toke time with the sacred herb on the 14th of December.  Celebrate the New Moon with reflective remembrance of cloudy rooms and stoner stories.  Marinate in a smoked out solo session baked in positivity about all the communal blessings in your life.

In the second half of the month life might get a bit more serious.  Pack bowls with energizing Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  The keys to this period will be focus, clarity, and creativity.  There may be more unknowns and directional decisions after the New Moon, but with the proper care of attention, and creative solutions, progress should be earned.

A great month awaits stoner Aquarius!  A nice float through the terrestrial plane with your cannabis cohorts in the first half; and a creative progressive journey in the second half.  Just remember:  Grind well, roll tight, and hang loose this month.  Always a great prescription for success.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Cancer summertime is not the only season when the livin’ is easy. Even in the middle of winter you can expect bright and shiny times ahead, filled with good greens and red eyes. The secret to keeping the positive vibes flowing is to keep it simple. Take this time of peace layden days to get some rest. It’s not that there will be no stems or seeds in the bag of life, but you get to decide whether or not you smoke them stoner Cancer. In other words, it’s ultimately your choice how sweet and smooth, or how bitter and harsh the days of December will be. 

Relations in the workplace will not be unmanageable, but will require a little finesse on your part to keep things moving smoothly. You have the knowhow and ability to get the job done, but there may be coworkers who will try to harsh your high. There will always be critics my hardened Crab; but remember, you don’t always have to listen. When haters try to bring you down, light one up and rise above. Let the saboteurs and negative Nancy’s do their thing, while you stay steady on your grind. After all, you have bigger goals stoner Cancer. Your performance in the past months have resulted in the higher ups taking notice. But, that promotion is not guaranteed.  Find your voice, speak up, and let them know you are ready. 

Stoner Cancer during the holidays, sharing is caring.  There will be plenty of good cheer to spread around. Cannabis companions may even be skeptical as to what’s got you in such an elevated mood. The big secret to your special spunk is simple, sweet greens and good people. It has been a long and trying year stoner Cancer, but you get to choose your future. You can fire up a bowl and fret about all of your shortcomings, or you can light one up and imagine all the positivity on the path ahead. As long as you take each day one puff at a time, you are certain to start the new year with the highest expectations.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Capricorn the month of December might seem like an example of the old argument between destiny and will to power.  I’m not here to solve age old philosophical conundrums, and you shouldn’t spend any time dwelling on it either.  The bottom line to December will be effort.  No matter the answer to grand questions of destiny and manifestation, the journey is personal, and actions are inevitable.

Stoner Capricorn swirling winds of terrestrial turmoil can impact the mental state.  Worldly turbulence can create unease, anxiety, and internal conflict.  Be careful my adaptive Sea-Goat in the first decade of December.  Adaptability can mask a stubborn wandering state.  It is imperative to take a break from the terrestrial condition, and seek solace from within.  Toke time for a solo meditative smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month.  It may not come naturally, but it must be performed.  This meditative cannabis exercise will give the mind a moment of pause to break free from the uncontrollable turbulence of the terrestrial world.  The result will settle the mind, and connect the spirit.  

The early medicated meditation will assist you in many ways moving through the holiday season.  It’s likely drama within the canna-fam, and outer smoke circle, will find you stoner Capricorn.  But with your mind and spirit centered and aligned, you can stay lifted, high above the fray.  You know your direction, and you have confidence in your decisions.  The dramatics of others is simply background noise to a stoner Capricorn on a mission.

Sometimes universal influence brings winds of positivity, filling our sails as we cruise through the seas of life.  When these universe winds are stagnant, it is up to us to muster the good vibes.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst in December to conjure and cajole a positive mental attitude.  Girl Scout Cookies is a great balanced hybrid that can be used as a tool to settle the mind, and rejuvenate the spirit.  You aren’t alone stoner Capricorn, but you are the only captain of your terrestrial vessel.  Good luck on your voyage to the land of positivity.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Gemini the holiday season will be more about personal relationships than the broader smoke circle.  Universal influence will push social frequencies to extremes.  So personal feelings within close connections will be at heightened metrics.  This of course could mean expansive deepening of relationships with close cannabis companions, but it also foretells heightened anxiety with poor relationships within close proximity.  Chill out stoner Gemini, I have the prescription to navigate through this high flying holiday season.

First, let the good times roll.  Embrace the positive intimacy of the cosmic course.  Keep your stash jar packed with a variety of cannabis strains.  Pick the right strains for the right moments.  Cosmic influence will push wonderful adventures within close cannabis companionships.  Within these moments, embrace the blessings.

Second, chill out and smooth the peak turbulence of frenemies within the inner smoke circle.  Once again stoner Gemini, make sure the stash jar is loaded with a variety of cannabis strains.  There will be testy unavoidable moments this month that will require a cooler canna-head.  You won’t need to cope or attack, but instead chill, and float through these moments.  After all, there will be another bright smoke spot ahead within good time.

In the end, this month may play out with a day-to-day chop instead of a weekly flow.  Now is the time to understand the landscape, and more importantly understand yourself.  Use the sacred herb to see the terrestrial landscape from a higher perspective.  There may be days to relax and chill.  There may be days to step out and enjoy companionship.  With the sacred herb as your third eye enhancement, try to see the day ahead before it unfolds.  But most importantly, take your own position within the terrestrial plane into account when formulating short term plans.  Don’t fight your mood, instead use it as a guide for sound decision making and planning.  You are in control stoner Gemini, choose love and light over hate and fight this holiday season.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December

Hold on tight stoner Scorpio, and be prepared for a blockbuster month of December.

Planets have aligned in the the first half of the month to favor aspects of money and vanity.  This cannabis inspired vision surrounding these favorable cosmic winds of influence speaks to more of spending and health, versus financial gain or selfish endeavors.  But to be clear, we are all individuals rolling and toking our way through this terrestrial existence, so even my visions are open to interpretation by spicy Scorpions.  

Chill and relax in the first half of the month up until the New Moon of the 14th.  Find a sweet cannabis strain that inspires relaxation and contentment.  Now is the time to spend a little on your personal happiness and well being.  For some this might be as simple as a hair cut or spa day.  For others maybe more extravagant like a trip or weekend get-a-way.  No matter your tact, be sure to use the sacred herb as a tool to enhance your greater well being, and content mental state.  In the end, after this blessed 14 day period, you might find you have gotten more done in the terrestrial world than expected because of your bright and energized mood.

Stoner Scorpio after the New Moon, a different phase will take over for the remainder of the month.  This new phase will not be better or worse than the first 14 days, just different.  The holiday season can bring smoke circle acquaintances and distant family members into our sphere of influence.  With your mood and spirit balanced, you will be well positioned to take on a leadership role within this phase.  Seek out the Girl Scout Cookies cannabis strain to lean into this bright and positive emotional period.  Use the sacred herb as an enhancement to positive vibes and moods.  It’s possible your bright mood and positive outlook will be all the leadership required to make this holiday season one to remember for the entire cann-fam.

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Aries Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Aries you have been burning hot all year. Being the first of the Fire signs, you are always down to ride, and ready to light one up. After another year of blazing trails, and countless stoney adventures, it’s time to slow your roll. This doesn’t mean you are coming to a complete stop, but rather, embracing a change of pace. The journey isn’t over, but the transition of one year to the next brings the realization that sometimes it’s okay to take the scenic route. So, during this holiday season my rough stoner Ram, remember to take time to smell, and smoke, the flowers. 

Stoner Aries the idea of slowing down might sound strange at first, but don’t fret. The workplace will be one outlet where you can channel all your excess energy. While home life may be more mellow than usual, you will have endless opportunities to express your creative undertakings on the clock. Your enthusiasm to get the job done, and get it done well, will help to inspire the rest of the team to keep the fires burning into the new year. But, when the job is done, don’t feel bad to take a breather. There’s no better reward for a job well done, than to settle down in your coziest smoke spot, and relax with a bowl of the sweet sensimilla.

As the month and year come to an end, it will be time to truly relax. Maybe you spend the holidays with a group of your partners in chronic, lighting up and laughing at all the hazy days gone by. Or perhaps you choose to share a bowl for two with your one and only cannabis companion, imagining the smokey days ahead. Use the down time to the fullest by celebrating both the highs and the lows, with those who mean the most. However you say goodbye to the past year, enjoy the peace while you can stoner Aries. Before you know it, 2021 will be here, and it will be time to get back to the grind.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Leo the holiday season can be a time of great stress …. But not for you!  Wonderful calming cosmic winds of influence will blow into your house this month.  It’s not that life will become easy or obstacles will part as you approach; but the calming cosmic influence blowing in December may just help you deal with terrestrial tasks with grace and chill.

There is an important prescription to receive the full benefits of the coming calming cosmic storm.  First, load the stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  Second, find a safe space free of distractions.  Third, get creative!  They are no rules stoner Leo.  The only prescription required to receive the sacred blessing from the universe is creative output.  And it’s all about you stoner Leo.  No matter the style, medium, or material, creativity is all that is required.  Once you are in your safe space, light up the energizing qualities of the sacred Sativa strain, and jam, paint, write, or tinker.  The ‘how’ and ‘what’ is up to you.  The ‘why’ is to relieve stress and receive blessings.

Stoner Leo this creative prescription will impact every aspect of life.  Burn time with the cannabis crew might seem a little more lit.  Communications with cannabis companions might seem a little more easy.  Work tasks might come and go with a little more ease.  Your creative outlets will provide balance to the machine world of the terrestrial terrain.  You might enjoy your time so much that you may daydream about getting back to your safe space, where a fresh bowl and creative passion awaits.

Just remember stoner Leo:  Don’t neglect your sacred prescription for cannabis infused creativity.  These imaginative smoke sessions will be the key to an easy roll through life in December.  If you neglect this prescription, then you might get stuck in the grind.  I’m already wondering what smoked out expressive fun fabrications you will be working on.  

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Libra Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Libra the balancing scales will not just be a symbol for your star sign in December, but it will also be a metaphor for the unfolding of the month in general.  This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.

First Half:  This will not be a time of tranquil lounging stoner Libra.  Keep the bowls loaded with sticky Sativa or bright hybrid cannabis strains.  Just because solar winds will not allow for cozy deep couch sessions, doesn’t mean this period will be negative.  Quite the contrary.  In the first half of December the planets will align to bring action within the smoke circle and personal tasks.  Fun socializing with the canna-crew and buzzing around the terrestrial plane executing tasks will be the primary activity of the first half.  Use the sacred herb as an empathetic layer of social protection stoner Libra.  Even though you are good about monitoring your polite stoner social skills, it won’t hurt to think twice before expressing raw emotions.

Second Half:  Settle into a positive groove stoner Libra, the second half will be more about chill personal moments.  Keep those bright hybrids ready, but now you can mix in more Indica cannabis strains.  Hurried tasks of the terrestrial world should melt away as personal interests take on a primary focus.  Cozy deep couch sessions still aren’t likely, but now your smoke sessions will be filled with solitary moments of inspiration.  Do you have a creative outlet stoner Libra?  Maybe you have been thinking about some form of creative crafting, painting, or musical output.  The second half of December is a great time to sit down with a joint, and a passion project.  

Stoner Libra all the hustle and bustle of the holiday season will flow naturally in December.  You may even take care of all your holiday tasks in the first half of the month while you are buzzing around town.  And it’s likely that this buzzing progress will feed directly to the relaxed positive personal time in the second half of the month.  As long as your stash jars are full, your joints are rolled tight, and your mind stays lifted, the universe will take care of everything else.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Pisces what’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the stoner Fish feeling free, and flying high! This December, the sky is not the limit, only the stars are. The universe has projected a smooth flight for the remainder of the year, and your journey will only be limited by your own ambition and imagination. You have been through a year full of starts, stops, setbacks, and hard won successes. Now it’s time to take a breather, light up some sticky sensimilla, and float across the 2020 finish line. Your high spirit and vibrant aura will have your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts saying, “I’ll have what they’re smokin.” And there is no need to keep it a secret.  Maybe you’ve found the best top shelf buds, or are just tuned into a feel-good cosmic frequency. Whatever is causing you to smile, be sure to puff, puff, and pass it on stoner Pisces. 

When it comes to work this month you have a singular mission: Get that green! Of course money isn’t everything, but you’ve worked hard to get where you are, and your compensation should grow to reflect your investment and effort. After all, how else do you keep the stash jar filled? Remember stoner Pisces, a fresh bowl of sacred herb in the evening, makes for a fresh mind in the morning. But, it is advised to keep the smoke sessions to time off the clock. Relaxing with fresh rolled refer can help you reflect on past successes and shortcomings. But, you want to be fully present when you use what you’ve learned to make meaningful progress in the workplace.  

Stoner Pisces no one who meets you this month will be able to resist your good cheer, and your sweet charm. It might have been dank aromas that first caught their third eye, but it is your spunk and positive energy that will cause them to stick around. It is your high spirit and lighthearted approach that will inspire and lift up your fellow cosmic travelers; but it is your determination, creativity, and clear-minded way of communicating which will keep your smoke circle expanding. Remember, those who toke together, grow together. So keep smokin stoner Pisces.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December

It’s that time again stoner Sagittarius. Time to slow down, light one up, and look back on the year gone by. The holidays can be busy, and for some, a stressful season. For you, stoner Sag, it will be a time to relax, reflect, and recreate with your favorite pieces, people, and fresh ground greens. Meditate with the sacred herb early and often. As the smoke settles, you will have a clear vision, and better understanding, of all the hazy happenings of 2020. And there has definitely been a lot to process! In the moment, the tough times can seem impossible to overcome, but you’ve risen to every challenge. 

While it might sound like a good idea at first to roll up a big phatty, and to go all out for the ultimate smoke session; you have to remember that if you smoke it all now, you won’t have any buds later. And the same applies to the work sphere this December. You have the energy and resources to close out the year strong, but you will risk coming up short if you try to do too much at once. Pace yourself stoner Sagittarius. Keep grinding like you do, but stick to a slow and steady burn. By the middle of the month you will find a productive and peaceful groove. Maintain this mellow, but forward moving momentum, and you’re sure to get all of your terrestrial tasks completed. But remember that rest is just as important as working hard my diligent Archer. In addition to your favorite potent sticky cannabis strains, try adding a CBD regiment to your nightly routine. While you won’t feel the immediate high, you will wake up fresh, feeling good, and ready to tackle whatever the day brings.  

Stoner Sag it all comes down to perspective. When you reach for the stash jar to pack a bowl, and discover there are only a few smoke sessions left; do you see the stash jar as almost empty?  Or do you contemplate the good times ahead burning the remaining herb?  Use the sacred herb to find your PMA (positive mental attitude) in December.  The truth is, the jar is still full of great memories yet to make.  As long as you share this optimistic attitude with your partners in chronic, everyone will have a higher outlook during the holiday season. So spread the chronic, and cheer! Whether or not you decorate for the holidays, gather the canna-fam, and light up the trees stoner Sagittarius!

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Taurus whether or not you’re ready, the new year is almost here. Sometimes the best way to prepare for where you’re going, is to look back on where you’ve been. Use the early days of the month, before the holidays are in full swing, to take a puff puff pause. Set aside specific times for meditating with the sacred herb. Whatever you might be holding onto, these moments of marijuana musings can help to clear your mind; to reflect, regroup and rediscover your bliss. By the middle of the month you will find your groove refreshed, and you’ll be ready to finish the final days of 2020 with confidence and clarity.

My stoner Bull, you’ve been grinding steadily in the work sphere, and with notable accomplishments. Your out-of-the-box ideas have caught the attention of the higher ups, and with it, the potential for advancement. If you feel like the next level is just out of reach, maybe it’s not that your abilities are too little, but that your aspirations are forever rising. Find coworkers who share the same ambitions stoner Taurus. Maybe you meet off the clock with some of your 420 friendly peers to refine half-baked ideas into a full fledged plan of action. The big projects might seem overwhelming at first; but just like a fresh bag of the good green, if you break it down into smaller parts, you and the team will burn through the to-dos in no time, and be ready to tackle the next great challenge.

‘Tis the season of sharing stoner Taurus, filled by get-togethers with seemingly endless munchies and holiday treats. A time for gathering with your canna-fam to share the permeating peace, and passing of the pipe. You can expect everyone’s spirit to be high indeed, as you all roast one up, and reflect upon another year’s passing. But, as you move through the hustle and bustle of December, don’t forget about you. We all can use some alone time my virile stoner Bull.  Just you, your favorite piece, and some good ganja. It’s always nice, lighting one up with your cannabis companions, tokin’ and talking about the good times gone by, and the hazy days ahead. But remember when things get too hectic, it’s also okay to sneak away from the group to simply enjoy a bowl for one.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Virgo the month of December sets up like an older stoner classic, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  Two opposite worlds will combine for straight fire this month.  And, as with the sandwich, the ingredients and process will be easy to procure and execute.

First the peanut butter, the foundational glue to the delicious delite.  The holiday season can be stressful.  Always somewhere to go and something to do can compound into an overwhelming task list that ends in anxiety.  To get through this period my analytical Virgin, you must keep a keen eye on the battery charge within your cosmic spacesuit.  Even the best task master takes time for a break between hard charges.  This month you must toke time for self at opportune moments.  Use the sacred herb at the right times to break free from terrestrial stress and recharge your proverbial batteries.  These solo smoke breaks with the sacred herb will provide the sticky glue of solitude that keeps the sandwich of success together.

And now stoner Virgo, the jelly.  The jelly adds the excitement to the stoner classic munchie.  The wonderful blessing of the holiday season is all the opportunities for celebratory gatherings within the canna-fam and the extended smoke circle.  It is predicted that the well-rested stoner Virgo will be living the high life in December.  Make sure you have your portable smoke kit and stash jar ready to roll, because this month you will be flying high from one smoke out to the next.

I have a specific prescription for the New Moon of the 14th.  Toke time with a cannabis companion to appreciate the relationship and terrestrial home built together.  Roast bowls and cuddle up for a night in.  For single stoner Virgo’s this time is equally important.  Peak emotional winds could be blowing through your house during the New Moon.  Stay in, sink deep into a solo smoke session, and contemplate appreciation for how you got to this sacred position on our terrestrial plane.

Remember stoner Virgo, balance is the key to success and progress in December.  Too much peanut butter will choke a dry cotton mouth.  Too much jelly might send you into a tailspin of sugar burn out.  But, together with proper balance, you have the perfect treat that will satisfy any stoner within the Zodiac.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Virgo not all periods of Mercury retrograde are created equally.  As you have learned in the past couple weeks, perhaps you are well equipped with cosmic traits that can thrive during such periods.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb.  Recent frustrations and communication breakdowns will twist like a finely rolled joint into a period of great progress and understanding.  Sometimes it takes a rough patch to learn how thick our skin is.  Put Breakdown by Guns N Roses on your playlist; November is going to be rockin!

I have a specific task for your organized to-do list stoner Virgo:  Declutter.  Toke time early in the month to pack your favorite pipe with your favorite strain.  Use the sacred herb to enhance a productive smoke session crossing t’s and dotting i’s that remain from previous periods.  This medicated exercise with the sacred herb will cleanse the past, and free the future.

Now stoner Virgo, with a clean slate the real magic can occur.  The New Moon of the 14th marks an important period of great creativity and idea generation.  Typical of a stoner Virgo, once you clean your plate, you are ready to fill it back up again.  I recommend filling your stash jar with a sweet Sativa dominant hybrid cannabis strain for this period of great ingenuity.  Amnesia Haze should fill the pipe perfectly.  However, be forewarned:  Do not over extend on execution during this period.  Let the ideas and plans flow.  Memorialize them on paper or digital mediums, but don’t jump too quick to manifest them.  Perhaps this period will fill your days in the future, executing your amazing plans and ideas.  But for now, put out the bucket, and catch the rain of inspiration.

Be ready my energetic Virgin.  The new cycle of energy and flow will bring fellow terrestrial astronauts to your door.  Literally.  Don’t fret, I know your energetic style can mask trepidation for human contact, but the current universal influence will bring positivity and confidence to your outward expressions.  Seek balance with the sacred herb.  Seek out and fill your grinder with a high CBD cannabis strain.  The calming and soothing nature of this light stoney strain will keep the claustrophobic walls from closing in when social smoke circles occur.  Trust yourself stoner Virgo, you got this!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

It wasn’t easy, but you made it stoner Taurus!  You began last month surrounded by uncertainty, and burdened with the weight of everything hitting you at once.  In contrast, you enter November with a refreshed spirit, and a renewed clarity of mind.  It doesn’t mean the chaos is over, or that there are no challenges ahead; but rather, you are better equipped to handle the cosmic conundrums that come your way.  Perspective can make all the difference stoner Taurus.  Instead of letting the little things bring you down, you’ve learned to light one up, and rise above.  With a little herbal inspiration you will be able to come up with a creative way to overcome any obstacle that you encounter this month.  And, if you are viewing the path ahead from a higher vantage point, you are likely to avoid unwanted roadblocks all together.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect to play the role of the great communicator this month at work.  Your ability to take a step back from a situation, and willingness to hear the views of all parties, will be crucial in keeping the tensions between teammates low and productivity high.  Oftentime what others interpret as ill-will from their peers is simply because communications are on different frequencies.  Get everyone tuned into the same channel early in the month, and you will be able to resolve minor misunderstandings before they grow into bigger problems.  While you help the crew focus on the big picture, and are working to keep the peace, don’t neglect your own needs stoner Taurus.  It can be draining putting out all the little fires at the office, so make sure you toke time to fire up the sacred herb off clock, and recharge your own spiritual batteries.

My strong Bull, you may have heard of the Summer of love.  Well this season you are living in the Fall of friendship.  Maybe it’s the peace pipe that will get everyone talking, or maybe it will be the sheer desire to better know your cannabis cohorts.  Whatever the catalyst, you are entering a golden era for interpersonal relationships.  You and your closest partners-in-chronic are vibing on the same cosmic wavelength, and grooving to the same stellar soundtrack.  Sometimes it’s better to not overthink things stoner Taurus, just light one up, and let the music play.  There is one word of caution regarding more romantic endeavors:. If you and an extra special cannabis companion are thinking about taking things to the next level, make sure you take off any rose tinted glasses first.  Romance can cause us to see people in a flattering light.  You want to make sure you’re seeing the situation clearly before taking the next step.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Scorpio I know you have grown tired of the roller coaster of life with it’s anticipatory climbs, and terrifying falls.  Always remember the mantra when you’ve dove too deep with that sacred edible:  It’s going to be ok.  It’s going to be ok.

Communication will be encouraged, enhanced, and energetic in November.  Cosmic winds of influence will accentuate a sharp intelligent tongue stoner Scorpio.  And as with all blessings from universal influence, you must find balance within the potential for extremes.  Make sure to toke time to chill out with the sacred herb my fierce Scorpion.  See through the eyes of your cannabis companions.  You might finally be able to annunciate all those words you have held back or failed to speak in the past, but it could come as a great shock to others.  So speak!  Get it out!  But temper your newfound enthusiasm, and wit with words, with smooth care and temperament.  If you can find with the right tact, your canna-crew will love the new outward exuberance.  And as a result your words will manifest tangible action and blessings.

I know you have had tough times in the past few months stoner Scorpio.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb, and let go of the past.  Forgive yourself, and forgive others.  This is a new period, and you might feel like a new you.  Particularly between the 8th and the 14th, you might notice a positive transition to a new attitude.  Toke time within this date range to settle yourself with the sacred herb.  Find a quiet place to medicate and meditate with a solo smoke session.  Focus on the positive power of forgiveness.  This exercise with cannabis, will accelerate the transition from stormy mental weather into a positive mental attitude.  You are very powerful during this period stoner Scorpio:  Manifest positivity.

After the New Moon of the 14th, the terrestrial plane will appear sharper and brighter.  Make sure your stash jar is filled with an energetic Sativa strain.  Lean into this new positive outlook and vision with your sacred herbal assistant.  But terrestrial worldly manifestation isn’t the only aspect supported by universal influence during the last half of November.  Toke time to look within as well.  Now is the time to assess personal habits.  Now is the time to take action within your own sphere of influence to build healthy habits of love for self.  You will be like a wizard waving your wand, but don’t forget to cast that positive spell within!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November

Take a deep breath stoner Sagittarius:  Inhale the sacred herb, and exhale the remaining tension you’ve been holding onto.  It’s been a long and winding road the last few weeks for you my bold Archer.  It’s taken extra effort and determination to navigate the torrential storms that have been the backdrop to your terrestrial travels.  While the weather may forecast rain, the cosmic clouds have lifted, and you will once again be able to see the stars.  While you may have missed out on some of the social tokin’ with the canna-crew last month, all of those solo smoke sessions, and moments of meditation, are paying off.  The universe is sending some high frequency vibrations your way in November stoner Sagittarius.  In past months these powerful spectral waves may have caused massive shock waves to your smoked out system.  However, with your chakras now aligned, you are ready to take it all in, and transform the powerful waves into outwardly positive action.

This month, how far you progress, and how high you rise in the workplace, will directly correlate to your ability to find balance.  Give and take will be the key to unlock progress.  Load your bowl with the power of the sacred herb.  Find a balance of confidence and patience in your cannabis communion.  Sometimes you will lead your peers, motivating them with a ‘can do’ pep talk, keeping everyone focused on the mission.  On other projects, you will make bigger contributions by playing a supportive role, being a sounding board when coworkers are brainstorming.  Because you will be required to play so many roles, you should stick to hybrids when selecting your cannabis strains this season stoner Sagittarius.  The stimulating effects of Sativas can help keep your mood elevated and inspire out of the box thinking, while the Indica influences will help you stay loose during times of high tension.

My accurate Archer, it can be nice to relax by yourself:  Just you, kind buds, and your favorite piece.  But, the holiday season is also a time to recreate with your cannabis companions, to celebrate and share bowls.  Make time for both stoner Sagittarius.  You’ve worked tirelessly to achieve the clarity of sight you now possess, and it would be a waste to not share this higher perspective with your smoke circle.  It’s important to toke time for yourself, but when the opportunity arises, roll it up, and pass it forward.  After all, now is the season for sharing, and caring.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Pisces some look to the approaching rains with sadness and dismay, but for the stoner Fish November can be a refreshing and rejuvenating time.  It can be a time to clear the air, and reestablish focus on the things that really matter.  The smoky days of Summer are now long ago.  It has taken longer than expected to find your center, and return to a slower, more deliberate groove.  It’s time to return to the tried and true cannabis strains that you know will keep you grounded stoner Pisces.  Stick with classics like Northern Lights or Skywalker OG, and a good old fashioned Kush is never a bad idea.  Others may stray away from such relaxing effects, fearful of getting stuck on the couch; but now is the perfect time to stay inside and turn your attention inward.  Light one up, and reconnect with your higher self.

Stoner Pisces you might be looking toward more mellow movement overall, but work life will be the ever accelerating exception.  One of the perks of getting rid of some of the haze in the brain, is that you’ll be able to focus on the finer details, and tackle more ambitious projects in the work sphere.  With your optimism and imaginative approaches, you will overcome lingering obstacles, and help the whole team reach elevated levels of achievement.  However great your growth and however high you rise, don’t lose sight of your roots stoner Pisces.  Even when you are making significant advancements in your career, don’t forget all those who helped nourish you along the way.

Please remember my shiny stoner Fish, sometimes the best way to help others is to help yourself.  Outsiders might see you meditating and medicating and wonder:  What are you getting done?  Don’t worry about the naysayers.  Those in your inner smoke circle will notice your radiance from the efforts you’ve invested in finding your own peace.  And, it’s contagious stoner Pisces.  Whether you’re sharing some of your secret stash or a simple smile, this month you will be reminded how quickly the good vibes can spread.  But be forewarned:  While the energy and mood of you and the ganja gang will be elevated during this season, remember that they are not endless.  Sometimes you will need to press pause, smoke a bowl, and let the world know you’ll get back to the grind in the morning.

Libra Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Libra no deep medicated meditative introspective dives with the sacred herb are required in November.  You have learned enough lessons recently that your travels on the terrestrial plane can be unencumbered by self reflection.  Ah, isn’t that what works best for you stoner Libra, a free form uninhibited stroll through the cosmos?  Keep your cannabis consumption light and airy this month.  Avoid deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  Universal influence supports a confident and energetic strut through life, as we transition from Fall to Winter.  Lean into positivity.  Fill your stash jar with bright Sativa strains like Jack Herer, Lemon Haze, or Sour Diesel.

Ok my confident lucky Libra, all this free flowing exuberance must be checked in one particular way:  Long term caution.  You will be feeling yourself in November, and you well should.  However, toke a time-out with the sacred herb when moments of long term decision making arise.  Whether it is a big decision in the personal or work sphere, enjoy the negotiations and process, but avoid signing any contracts.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to check yourself, and the situation.  Live in the moment without impacting your future timeline.

There is another bright aspect to this period my balanced stoner friend:  Personal communications with close cannabis companions will harmonize.  After the New Moon of the 14th, smoke sessions with the sacred herb could enlighten you to past passive aggressive communicative behavior.  Almost like rising out of a thick cosmic fog, you will be able to discard these bad personal habits, and once again be the kind communicator you always seek to be.  With the newfound energetic confidence, and a shift in communication patterns, you will shed the husky outer layer, and expose the sticky icky goodness inside.  Smoke it up, and soak it up stoner Libra.

Leo Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Leo it’s time to breathe a satisfactory sigh of relief.  Universal influence dispatches the introspection of past periods, and invites a more buoyant cosmic vibe for November.  Wake up!  Pack your bowl with sticky Sativas.  Instead of looking within, now you can finally focus outward, and roam the terrestrial plane with a confident strut and stride.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  Optimal success in this period directly relates to the internal sacred meditations of past periods.  If you haven’t put in the work on self, then outward progress on the terrestrial plane will be more difficult.  I know you are stubborn stoner Leo.  If you did not toke time with self as prescribed in past periods, I can give you a shortcut to advance in November.  No cheat codes are completely fulfilling, but they do exist.  Set aside 30 minutes early in the month my stoner Lion to meditate with the sacred herb.  Any strain or method of delivery will work.  Use this time to think about why you skipped the prescribed sacred herbal meditations of past periods.  Burn sage during this short meditative exercise to cleanse the after affects of stubborn malignance.

The introspective periods during 2020 will pay off stoner Leo, and maybe faster than you think.  There will be great opportunities for deep conversations with cannabis companions, loved ones, and distant family members.  Keep sharable cannabis supplies in your smoker’s box this month.  Important emotional progress may come from a shared joint with a loved one.  Or perhaps a nondescript vape pen might be the connecting cannabis tool between family members.  No matter the circumstance or method, you will do great, and feel the flow stoner Leo.

Ok, now that we are all on the same page, let’s get to the November blessings of our cosmic cannabis universe.  How long has it been since you have adventured with an edible?  The roller coaster of ups and downs associated with the cannabis effects can be exhilarating, confusing, and scary all at the same time.  Now throw in being in public as a stoner leader of the Zodiac.  The painting by Munch The Scream comes to mind.  All universal systems are go for a face melting edible adventure stoner Leo.  

Gemini Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Gemini the transition from Fall to Winter is upon us.  Days are getting shorter, and perhaps so too should your smoke sessions.  Positive cosmic waves of progress will blow through your house this month, but balance will be required to ride them to success.

Your voice will be requested in the work sphere.  These opportunities may come with short notice.  Don’t let circumstance affect your ability to perform.  You are in this position for a reason.  Use your strongest stoner traits to excel.  Your adaptability and intelligence will come through in these moments.  All of this push for confidence at work comes at an opportune time.  Universal influence will accentuate all progressive efforts in the work sphere in November.  

Stoner Gemini this is where the presence and assistance of the sacred herb can really help you in your endeavors.  This new deserved pressure in the work sphere is an important moment in your broader timeline; but it could cause imbalance within your cosmic spacesuit.  Late nights, or over cooked smoke sessions, could leave you open for fits and stutters in crucial moments.  Make sure your stash jar is filled with a CBD heavy hybrid cannabis strain.  Seek balance within smoke sessions, not escape.  Perhaps this is the perfect time to try those CBD gummies you have heard so much about for night time sleep assistance.  This sacred prescription should assist in keeping your mind, body, and spirit in balance for important serious moments.

Balance stoner Gemini.  The key word to the month also applies to your terrestrial mission in the personal sphere.  To avoid burnout from work pressure, you must find time for self.  Not through deep meditative dives this month, but instead through energetic experiments with passion projects.  You are in work mode stoner Gemini; no sense in wasting it all on the company.  By taking time with the sacred herb and a passion project, you will keep your attention and energy levels high, while creating balance within the spheres of life.  With balance achieved, all other aspects of our worldly endeavor will also be supported.

Work work work!  I know stoner Gemini, productivity matters little to the heart.  Perhaps a meditative smoke session can be applied early in the month to contemplate and manifest positivity with the realm of the heart.  Genuine loving moments occur when we least expect them.  There is nothing in my sacred vision for November that says that while you grind at work, and play with passion projects, opportunity for love won’t present itself.  It is in those moments when you are tuned into the universal wave that magic can occur.  Balance stoner Gemini, ride the wave.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Capricorn the last period was spent improving internal dialogue.  As Fall transitions into Winter, contemplative focus will now turn outward.  But even with cosmic streams of influence pushing outward progress, it all stems from within you my studious Sea-Goat.  November will require a keen third eye for learning and advancement.

Stoner Capricorn, use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye throughout the month.  Often we may fall into a trance, learning through titles and headlines, without depth of content.  The universe is sending cosmic waves of learning opportunities.  November could be a period of great understanding, and even awakening my smart Sea-Goat.  But to receive these universal blessings of learned advancement, you must see beyond the surface.  Toke time to contemplate information beyond a cursory glance.  Use the sacred herb to see the terrestrial landscape from a higher perspective.  Consume the full view stoner Capricorn.  The results could bring progress, understanding, and wisdom.

Take this cannabis prescription for higher learning into your social circles.  There is much you can learn from your smoke circle stoner Capricorn.  Pack bowls, burn joints, and let the conversation fly with your cannabis companions and smoke buddies.  Burning bud, contemplating life, the universe, and everything, could be the spark to progress in November.  We all have something to learn, and something to share.

The New Moon on the 14th of November marks an important personal point of reflection for the stoner Capricorn.  Step away from the hustle and bustle of your busy world.  Set the scene for a quiet solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain and intensity does not matter.  The focus of this reflective meditation is your cosmic spacesuit and mental health.  We must not live for others, but we do need to satisfy ourselves.  Have you met your own internal expectations regarding physical and mental health stoner Capricorn?  These two are often interwoven.  A healthy spacesuit boosts the opportunity for a content mental state.  Now is the time to address your progress, and perhaps reassign goals and habits.  Use the sacred herb to inspire honest self reflection while maintaining healthy love for self.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Cancer, by now the warmth and fullness of summer may feel like a lifetime ago.  Just like the trees, you find yourself feeling like something is missing.  Your once lush branches are bare, and your vibrant aura seems like a shadow of its previous radiance.  But remember stoner Cancer, just like the leaves fall, so too will they grow back.  Don’t worry about outer appearances and how others see you; instead look inward, and get back to your roots.  Spend time with your favorite sweet, sticky sensimilla sacred strain, and turn your third eye sight inward.  Some will see you blowing smoke and say you have your head stuck in the clouds, but you know that the sacred herb can do much more than just get you high:  It can keep you grounded.  Find the center and plant yourself there.

Stoner Cancer during this time of new growth, you will have a unique opportunity to try out new approaches to lingering obstacles in the workplace.  Not every idea will be a good one, but you will be in a position to flex those creative muscles.  The best strategy will be to start with quantity and transition to quality.  Sow as many seeds as possible in the early days of November.  By the middle of the month you and the team will know which ideas should be nurtured, and which should be weeded out.  Be efficient with the renewed energy and resources you have stoner Cancer.  If a project is not yielding the predicted outputs, don’t waste time trying to ‘make it work.’  Instead, redirect your efforts into those that produce actual results.  Just remember that the success of any endeavor will require collaboration with all your peers.  Even if it was your idea, it will take the entire crew to put it into action.  While this means you are likely to have to share the credit, remember that a win for all is also a win for one.  

While you can’t predict what lies ahead this season, you will always be able to rely on your stoner fam to weather the worst of storms.  Whatever the cosmos has in store, together you can help to keep each other’s mood bright.  And it won’t take much to keep spirits high stoner Cancer.  Sometimes all you need is good green, and an evening tokin’ and talking with those you care about most.  This month will be a reminder it’s not always how far you travel that makes a great adventure, it’s who you choose to share your pipe and journey with. 

Aries Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Aries, if last month was like Float On by Modest Mouse, November will be like I Want to Break Free by Queen.  Now is the time to take the reins of your destiny.  Now is the time for self empowerment.

Ok stoner Ram, let’s take a quick smoke break before we charge head first into the great void.  After all, there is no point in charging forward with no direction or destination in mind.  Within the first trimester of November, toke time for a medicated meditative solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Lamb’s Bread or Granddaddy Purple are perfect strains for this meditative exercise.  Focus deep within stoner Aries.  Find your center, and thus your direction will be revealed.  

The final two trimesters of November will be all about action more so than contemplation.  With your direction attained, now you can put your horns down and charge ahead.  For optimal success my fierce Ram, you must engage your third eye on this path forward.  The nice thing about floating with the universal currents is the safety in letting go.  The November path guided by your own momentum could be more treacherous.  Once again you may find assistance with specific cannabis strains.  Keep the stash jar loaded with Sour Diesel and or Green Crack for your executive adventures in November.  With these cannabis strains as your herbal assistant, your third eye sight will help root out the traps and pitfalls of your chosen path.

Stoner Aries, I have one strong note to pass for this sacred vision quest in the transition from Fall to Winter.  It may be out of season, but you must take time to plant seeds for the future during your hard charge forward in November.  Once again, your keen herbally enhanced third eye should spot the opportunities.  The seeds you plant now for success in both the work and personal spheres, will bear fruit in later time periods.  Break free stoner Aries!  Guide yourself toward positivity!

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Aquarius you may find yourself feeling heavy and worn down in the first days of November.  This is likely the result of simply trying to do too much.  Past Summer passion projects that have piled up, unfinished, now seem more like burdens instead of creative challenges.  There is a remedy to this lingering weight:  Light one up, and let go stoner Aquarius.  Meditate with the sacred herb often in the first decade of November.  Use this time with magical marijuana to reflect, and reorganize your priorities.  Redirect your efforts into the endeavors you deem worthwhile, and let go of the rest.  By the New Moon of the 14th your spirits will feel lighter, and your outlook noticeably higher. 

Work and personal spheres may overlap in November.  Those stoner Aquarians who are fortunate enough to get to toke with their coworkers will have the option of collaborating on and off the clock.  In fact, some of the most innovative ideas might arise from smoky sessions outside of the office.  Just make sure someone is taking notes stoner Aquarius.  You don’t want to let that flash of stoner genius turn into this phrase, “what-were-we-just-talking-about?”  Even those who have to keep their smokin lifestyle on the down low can benefit during this time period by bringing their professional and four-twenty-friendly contacts together.  It’s always nice to share a bowl or two amongst friends.  But sometimes the best cure for the wear and tear of the weekly grind is sharing a laugh, and a smile, with those we care about most.

After the New Moon, you will be blazing hot and high stoner Aquarius.  Once you find your cosmic groove, your only mission will be to keep the good vibes flowing.  The secret is to keep it simple.  Find strains that will keep you grounded, yet energized.  Longtime classics like Blue Dream or Sour Diesel can help lift your mood during the lows, and elevate the good days even higher.  It is especially important during these moments of bliss that you keep an eye on your closest cannabis companions.  Not everyone around you will achieve such great heights this month.  But, luckily you will have enough serenity to share my kind Water-Bearer.  Whether it means packing a pick-me-up bowl, or simply sitting in smokey silence listening.  It doesn’t always have to be something big, stoner Aquarius, sometimes the only action required is to do your best to pay it forward! 

Leo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Leo where are you, and where do you want to be?  May will be filled with these types of conundrums that at face value may seem easy to answer, but cosmic clouds of confusion will obscure reality.  Even a confident Lion can be perplexed by a complex puzzle.  This is not the month to charge straight ahead with a confident stride.  Toke time to stop once in a while.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye.  Where are you within your intended plan?  What direction are you headed?  These simple questions, coupled with assistance of the sacred herb should help you navigate through the cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  Just remember stoner Leo, there is nothing wrong with turning around, and taking a different path.  Stubborn Leos will have more obstacles in May than those that self assess, and adjust to changing conditions.

Stoner Leo there is a particular window within the business sphere that may glean more promise than any other time in the month.  After the New Moon on the 22nd is the best time for projects, pitches, and collaborative adventures.  Keep the pipe loaded with Indica strains in the first part of the month to better deal with the herky-jerky nature of cosmic winds in the workplace.  Then after the New Moon, be sure to load bowls full of energizing and inspiring Sativa strains to pack the biggest punch surrounding those important meetings.

May requires special words for single stoner Leos:  Perception of intent within personal communication should not be solidified as fact.  Chill stoner Leo, slow your roll, and toke time to enjoy experiences without expectation.  A dance, a phone number, or an invitation to hunt for a secret smoke spot, doesn’t always come with intent for romance.  But at the same time, if you wipe away romantic expectations, then the story is still left unwritten with boundless possibilities.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Gemini growth can occur whether we’re ready for it or not.  As you proceed through the final days of Spring, you can expect to undergo a transcendental transformation.  Seeds you planted long ago, lying dormant for longer than expected, will begin sprouting in May.  The cosmos definitely has your back during this season of exceptional growth. With this planetary support, it will be all the more important you stay diligent when it comes to your own self-care.  Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty stoner Gemini.  A healthy crop does not happen by accident.  You will need to prune diligently and precisely.  While you might feel bare at first, cutting away so many branches, know what will regrow will be healthier, and heartier than ever before.

Those who are partnered with stoner Geminis are sure to notice the chronic-loving Twin emerge from their old shell, and are certain to like what they see.  Your aura will be undeniable this month, and particularly hard to resist stoner Gemini.  As long as you don’t let the attention go to your head, you will be a help and inspiration to those who cross your path.  Be a true friend indeed. And of course a friend with weed, to lovers and longtime partners-in-chronic alike.  Don’t discriminate, and be generous when it comes to sharing your recreational time.  Someday you might need someone to repay the favor, so remember to pay it forward now. 

Stoner Gemini you have been steady on the grind; giving your all to every undertaking in the workplace.  Trust that your persistence will pay off this month.  You are not usually one to seek approval or recognition when it comes to your work; however, the higher ups will take note of your accomplishments and your continuous efforts.  Whether it comes with a raise or a new title, you will have the opportunity to showcase all of your capabilities.  Because of this, it will be important to maintain a manageable balance between working hard, and taking time to unwind.  A balanced hybrid strain of the sacred herb will be the go-to herbal prescription for this month.  Something with enough Sativa to rejuvenate the senses, and an equal amount of Indica to keep the body grounded and relaxed.  As long as you keep to a consistent regimen of recreational healing time, you will always be ready for the next endeavor while on the clock.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Capricorn it’s time to get connected with the smoke circle once again.  The month of May will prove to be a personal period of experimentation, testing bonds, and triumph.  Perhaps Smoke Two Joints by Sublime should be forefront on the personal playlist for May.  A positive healthy mantra rooted in the sacred herb will help connect the challenging moments with moments of ascendancy.

The business sphere won’t take a back seat to the personal sphere, but you should keep it on the down low.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help accentuate creative problem solving.  Plus these contemplative smoke outs will promote a chill attitude that will assist with an uneven workflow.  Good thing it is in your nature to grind hard when it is appropriate, and shut it down when play time begins.  Be forewarned stoner Capricorn:  When success comes in the workplace, don’t announce it to the crowd.  A stealthy Sea-Goat does not need extra attention when they are building something grand.  The incremental success of projects will be a foundation of momentum moving forward.  But this is a solo expedition.

The most promising excitement to prepare for in May will be within the personal sphere.  Both single and partnered stoner Capricorns will reap benefits from a warm cosmic breeze.  “Smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.  I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”  This meditative mantra from my favorite 90’s band will help assist you in your adventure stoner Capricorn.  Like those two joints, you should keep your mood chill, and your grinder full of dank nugs.  Your chill presence within the smoke circle will be appreciated.  Communication will be the key.  You set the tone among new cannabis cohorts.  As long as you convey your intentions and mood, the smoke circle is sure to support your vibe.  

May is a month of budding construction.  Grind hard on those personal projects at work, and joint adventures within the smoke circle.  “But then one day I met a man who came to me and said:  Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of health.”

Aries Stoner Horoscope May

The temperature is rising and so is your outlook stoner Aries.  Overall, optimism will rise throughout the month.  Of course not every day will be sunshine and rainbows, but the cosmic forecast is promising.  Your positivity will attract those who cross your path, and you will be in the unique position to share the good vibes.  During the first week, make sure you toke time to burn one down by yourself.  These moments of meditating, and medicating, without external distractions, will be the time to get grounded stoner Aries.  Find your center, align your chakras, and prepare for the quickly approaching summer!  Sometimes the best way to clear the mind is by getting the room a little hazy.  When the smoke clears, your mindset will be even brighter, and your spirit ever the higher.  

Stoner Aries the work crew may be feeling the wear and tear of a long and draining period.  But, remember who your peers are; you are all working toward a common goal, and the team should remember, a win for one is a win for all.  After an uphill start in the beginning, by mid month, the team will be back to performing like a well rolled joint:  Burning full steam ahead like two nugs in the same bowl.  Keep this in mind throughout the remainder of the May work calendar.  The stoner Aries who are fortunate enough to get to blaze with their coworkers will find a mellow, yet motivated mood prevailing in the second half of the month.  Those who do not get to toke with the team will still find their spirits uplifted by the sacred herb during their time off the clock.

It is important this May to remember one thing stoner Aries:  Words matter!  Not only what you say, but how you choose to say it when expressing yourself.  Be open and honest with your partner-in-chronic, and close cannabis companions.  When you speak, they will take to heart your message.  Similarly, during this period, you equally need to be an active and empathetic listener.  If communication hits a roadblock, find the trusted peace pipe, light one up, and meet your cannabis companions on a higher level.  It will always be easier to see eye to eye when everyone has an elevated vantage point.  

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Cancer it is said that April showers bring May flowers.  Sometimes wading through the gloom is necessary to get to brighter skies; but it can be difficult to see the sunny days that await on the other side.  Hang in there my lovely stoner Crab!  The rainy start to your month will soon transition into a time of lasting radiance.  Stop, and smell the flowers stoner Cancer.  Smoke the flowers, and keep those good greens well stocked.  Those who look for greener grasses will find them in your stash jars.  Be on the lookout for those who may similarly be looking under the weather.  Because you were once there, you will be uniquely positioned to uplift those who may be feeling down, and think they should lie low.  With your charisma, and a little herbal inspiration, you can be the chronic catalyst needed to get everyone feeling in higher spirits.

Work life will start much the same:  A notably slow start, especially in the first week.  But it will heat up throughout the month, until you achieve and maintain a substantial and steady burn.  This will only be achieved if you allow yourself to let go of outdated methods, and possibly take a couple losses on past passion projects.  Instead of dwelling on what didn’t turn out the way you had imagined, use these setbacks as teachable moments.  Identify what worked, and what didn’t.  Spring is a time of rebirth, and recreation stoner Cancer.  Time spent recreating with the sacred herb at home can also be time for self reflection.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions will provide the opportunity for seeing old problems in new ways.  Channel your inner smoker.  If you had an eighth of that kind bud, and no way to smoke it, what would you do?  You would figure it out my creative Crab!  It is this kind of creativity which will turn a slow starting month into a series of successful endeavors.

The theme of change will be no less when it comes to interpersonal relationships.  But, just because things are new, does not mean they will be negative.  Open yourself to external influences.  You may be the one supplying the positive vibrations, but if you allow others to channel them, the sky is truly the limit for what you can achieve together.  Create sweet hazy clouds together stoner Cancer.  Stay happy together.  Summer will be here soon enough.  You, and your cannabis companions, will be ready and waiting on cloud nine when it does.

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Libra with the sacred herb as your trusted sidekick, no obstacle in May can’t be overcome.  There will be highs and lows on the journey this month, but with a cool head, and a patient heart, success and progress are inevitable.

In the work sphere you will be a master of your own domain.  Progress awaits on a choose your own adventure with planetary support.  However, this cosmic slip and slide of greased up goodness eventually comes to an end.  The New Moon of the 22nd marks a shift in cosmic support.  But have no fear, this shift isn’t ominous.  Puff puff plan for change before the New Moon.  

The sphere of love will require some work in May, and a lot of patience.  There will be moments of vertigo, where your emotional navigational skills lose all bearings.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to catch your breath, and regain your footing.  Much like that bowl at the end of the day:  You can look forward to it, but you have to wait.  Once that pipe is in your hands, the magic of the sacred herb will take you away to your safe space.  The emotional mystery of May will be much the same as that long wait for that end of the day smoke session.  Trust that your navigational bearings will return to you, and the intentions, and directions, of your cannabis companion will once again become clear.  Steady the ship, batten down the hatches, and trust calm waters lie ahead.  

Stoner Libra when moments of unease consume you, seek meditation through exercise.  Leave the stress and worry of an uncertain emotional direction behind with a solo stoned work out.  Hit the heavy bag, run that hill, or bike the stress away.  Who knows what creative solutions can come from a little bowl and a lot of sweat.  Or, maybe a big bowl and a little sweat.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

Hold on stoner Aquarius, May is sure to be a wild ride.  Sometimes the smoke circle can be the source of great inspiration, and wonderful humanitarian support.  And then other times the smoke circle can be the source of great frustration, and terribly dramatic obstacles.  May will be like a wild ride on that potent edible:  Moments of wonderment waiting for the next cosmic wave, mixed in with moments of terror also waiting for the next cosmic wave.  The experiences within the smoke circle will match this uneasy and unexpected bag of baked cannabis creations.

The key to May will be to maximize the enlightening supportive portion of the cosmic ride, while minimizing the dramatic negative sections.  You are locked into the ride stoner Aquarius, you might as well make the best of it.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open the third eye of discernment.  Use the sacred herb to fly high above the terrestrial plane to see personal relationships within the smoke circle from a broad perspective.  This high minded observation will assist in avoiding dramatic encounters before they occur.  Puff, analyze, and act stoner Aquarius.  The sacred herb will also assist with extracting the most enjoyment from pleasurable experiences within the smoke circle.  Free your inhibitions, let loose, and trust yourself with vetted cannabis companions.  Put yourself in positive positions, and then maximize the enjoyment.  The canna-crew is waiting for your boarding pass.

Success in the work sphere will also rely on some of these high minded tactics.  Puff puff contemplate a plan, and then trust yourself to get the job done.  The support structure at work is in place to push and cheer you to success.  As long as you keep the big picture in mind through your third eye gaze, cosmic support will come through team building and collaboration.

Just remember stoner Aquarius, you are not in control of this wild ride, but you can certainly make the best of it.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Pisces those perfect, frosty nugs do not happen by accident. To produce those extra kind cannabis buds, it takes diligent work and a thorough eye.  The same applies to your interactions with your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts.  Results are in your hands stoner Pisces.  You have in your control the ability to heal or hold back.  During this season of growth, remember to use your powers for the better.  This applies not only to your influence upon others, but in your own efforts of self betterment.  Early and often this month, settle into your sacred smoke spots, and spark up.  Those around you will be expecting you to bring your A-game, and you will not disappoint.  On the journey this month, be mindful:  Obstacles will occur; but with proper preparation you will be ready, and more than able, to burn through anything that stands in your way.  

Regarding the workplace, you need to think outside of the box.   The sacred herb will help in this creative endeavor.  While it is not always a good idea to toke when on the clock, your extracurricular endo-excursions during your down time will prove to have significant payoffs in the office.  Be sure to write down your ideas when you are on a sacred journey stoner Pisces; otherwise you might lose out on potentially beneficial herbally inspired insights.  Remember great success happens one step at a time.  Even the most ambitious endeavors should be broken down into smaller, more manageable tasks.  This way, you will be able to check off your to-do list steadily, and be more succinct in your time management.

Stoner Pisces, you often put others’ feelings before your own.  This month, you do not have to choose between your happiness or that of others, you can achieve both.  Focus your third-eye sight inward, first and foremost.  If you are happy with what you see, then those around you are sure to notice as well.  This is something to celebrate stoner Pisces.  Gather the canna-crew and light one up!  Together you can welcome the good times, and warmer weather.  Even when things are looking up, it’s never going to hurt to take it to a higher level.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Scorpio the month of May will be quite an adventure.  It is likely you will feel every emotion as you fly high on the terrestrial spectrum.  As long as you keep your head while you are feeding your consciousness, May should be an enjoyable flight.

But this month is a tricky high.  Ups and downs will roll in and out like a potent edible.  Maintain balance amid shifting landscape with a balanced hybrid strain.  This should smooth out the potential to swing too far in one direction.  The key to a roller coaster emotional time period is to prevent the highs from becoming so high as they create a calamitous fall, and to stave off an emotional downward spiral of despair.  Remember stoner Scorpio, you can’t see where you are going with your head in the clouds.  Even when you are at your depths of emotional tolerance, there is always a new landscape around the corner.

The same balanced approach should be targeted within the work sphere.  Grind out new projects early in the month, but be prepared to make adjustments, and corrections, as the month progresses.  This balanced hybrid herbal prescription should help avoid getting too cocky with newfound success, and a level head when obstacles crash into the best laid plans.

Good news for single stoner Scorpios:  Passions are high in May.  Results may vary, but prepare for a significant, and influential, entry into your smoke circle.  But again stoner Scorpio, temper any expectations.  Puff puff pass on presumption, and go with the flow.  Your trusty cannabis hybrid copilot will keep you grounded.  Even partnered Scorpios pick up valuable new human influence this month.  And it is this influence that could take you to the next level of progress.  New smoke circle acquaintances will lead to new revelations.  Perhaps even unlocking that tricky obstacle that has held you back.

Good luck stoner Scorpio.  May should be a thrilling adventure, enjoy the ride.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Taurus this month will be an exciting month of progress and adventure.  There may be conflict and tests to overcome, but it will all be worth the ride.  The planets have aligned during the first 10 days of May to send a warm draft of comfort towards the stoner Bull.  It will be crucial during this period to lean into the cosmic support.  Toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain does not matter, but the meditative exercise is crucial.  Focus this toking time-out on appreciation and contentment. Appreciate what you have and what you have earned.  The beginning of May is a safe space of self fulfillment.  This important exercise with the sacred herb will give you the confidence, and patience, to move forward undaunted for the remainder of the month.

Stoner Taurus the sphere of love is a confusing mess in May.  But that is ok.  Both single and partnered stoner Bulls will get their wires crossed this month.  And perhaps the crossing of the energy streams will come from your own actions.  Remember the sacred smoke session from the beginning of the month.  Those that find honest appreciation in their station will be more likely to achieve success and progress within the personal sphere despite the fireworks.  You have the tools stoner Taurus.  Take time for toke time.  Smoke it out and think it out.  Patience and contemplation will be your survival tools in a confusing period.  Perhaps outward communication with cannabis companions will not be as important as a soothing internal dialogue.

All of these exercises in contentment and self appreciation will come at the perfect time; because this month there will be a challenge of sorts from a rival within the smoke circle. Breathe deep stoner Taurus, inhale the calming blessings from the sacred herb.  Remember, you are content, confident, and blessed.  Any conflict or snipe from a foe, or friend, will be thwarted with kindness and compassion.  It is beneficial to toke-it-out in the heat of the moment.  Perhaps the sacred herb can give you the clarity of vision to see the perspective of others.  Perhaps your sniping friends and foes are not in a spiritual place of appreciation like you stoner Taurus.  And there it is, the key to moving beyond conflict.  It really isn’t you who is conflicted is it?  Confidence with patience and empathy see you through stronger than you arrived.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Virgo May promises to be a time of uncertainty:  Cosmic rain, followed by sun rays, followed by cloudy chaos.  But you wouldn’t have it any other way, would you my rambunctious Virgin.  After all, you relish the prospect of a good challenge.  Instead of taking this as an opportunity to flex, use this unique period for introspection.  You are certain to succeed in your endeavors, but challenge yourself by reaching your successful ends through creative means.  Sacred Sativa strains should be your signature smoke this month.  Invoke the sacred herb, and rise above the cosmic haze.  Don’t indulge knee-jerk reactions, but be ready to employ your own unique, unconventional, methods to solving particularly troublesome problems.

Stoner Virgo when it comes to work, keep the long game in mind.  While you should keep your eyes on the finish line, remember you’re running a marathon, not a sprint.  There will be long stretches of steady progress, and times you will need to slow down to recoup your energy.  It’s all about the slow burn stoner Virgo.  We might get excited when acquiring an ounce of our favorite good green, but it would be a waste to smoke it all in one session.  The same sentiment applies to your efforts on the clock.  Pace yourself.  Know what tasks must be done for the day, and once you’ve accomplished your to-dos, take a break.  Crack into the sacred stash, roll one up, and relish a job well done.  

Remember stoner Virgo, you don’t have to go at it alone.  It might be out of character to ask for help, but your closest partners-in-chronic are waiting in the wings.  If you have the plan, they are willing to provide the hands needed to get the job done.  Those who puff together, progress together.  It is true that sharing is caring, whether it is a freshly packed bowl, or a heavy load up the steepest hill.  Your cannabis companions will always be down to ride, and are always ready to roll one up!

Stay on the grind this Spring.  Summer is around the corner.  You and the canna-fam have countless smoke spots to discover.  Some might warn against having your head in the clouds stoner Virgo, but now is the perfect time to have higher aspirations. 

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Sagittarius this month will truly define who you are as the Archer of the Zodiac.  Cosmic support will free your terrestrial travels to match your internal desires.  But make sure there are more than just arrows in your quiver.  In May, you will be slinging frosty dank nugs along with those darts.

Yup, it is time to come out of your shell stoner Sag.  The universe is sending cosmic support for a confident stride in May.  Toke it up with the smoke circle without inhibitions.  Flex and flirt with a carefree attitude.  You are the Archer!  Sling those arrows with positive intent, and they will be sure to find their mark.  During this time, who knows who you will hit when you pop off, but it will surely be fun.  Just remember, confidence with care is the key.  Keep collateral damage to a minimum.

Terrestrial realizations wash over you like a tsunami near the end of the month.  Perhaps the confident steps taken, will create a new awareness of your circumstance.  Don’t over think what led you to this point stoner Sag, but be prepared for the potential changes that are coming.  The end of May is a cosmic opportunity blessed by the planets.  Toke time during this period to meditate with the sacred herb.  A solo session with a deep Indica strain should be the perfect vehicle for bold analysis.  As you float high above the terrestrial plain, look down to see yourself in your current state.  Again, avoid confusing this meditative exercise with analysis on past travels; instead, focus on the here and now, and where you are going.  Stoner Sag, this meditative exercise with the sacred herb could take the confident tone of May, and turn it into an action plan moving forward in your desired direction.

What a month!  Feel yourself.  You are vibrating.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Aquarius April sets up to be a POTpourri of universal influence.  But instead of a mixed bag of swag, this month will be more like a cornucopia of kind bud.  As long as you watch your step, and keep your third eye engaged, April promises to bring positivity and progress to even the most clumsy Water-Bearer.

Caution and clarity will be required in the first half of April in the workplace and among smoke circle acquaintances.  The planetary alignment could interfere with simple lines of communication. Contemplate with the sacred herb after the long day.  Toke time to engage the third eye, and approach communication confusion from a higher perspective. This meditative exercise will give you a jump start on clearing the cloudy air the next day.  If lines of communication get crossed with the canna-crew, be sure to mix in an activity to pass the time. Don’t get cooped up staring at each other with nothing to say. Get out and hunt for that new secret smoke spot, or challenge your canna-buddies to a scavenger hunt.  Task oriented activities will help the smoke circle find a common wavelength.

Take it slow in matters of love stoner Aquarius.  Toke time to analyze your relationships before you jump into new adventures.  Puff puff pass on giving your heart away without a proper period of emotional analysis.  Share bowls, not commitments stoner Aquarius. You will find the smoke sessions will be more chill and longer lasting without the weight of emotional burdens.

The New Moon on the 23rd marks a magical time.  Clarity and insight will be at its peak during this Moon phase.  Much can be learned during this period. Progressive breakthroughs are possible with internal struggles, relationships within the smoke circle, and cosmic conundrums on the terrestrial plane.  Seek out a sacred cannabis strain that will relax the body and enhance the third eye vision of the mind. Granddaddy Purple or Northern Lights would be a nice match to this illuminating period.  The powers of this New Moon phase will have you tuned into and surfing the cosmic waves of the universe.  

Aries Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Aries there will be cosmic blessings in April, but they may come with growing pains.  The universal influence will bring winds of change as you embark on a process of rebirth. However, this personal growth will come with emotional trials.  As you shed your former skin, and renew your self confident spirit, the journey may be difficult. But the greatest rewards don’t come without great effort.

Often we speak of universal influence as if we are not in control of our destiny.  However, the planets are merely a partner in your great adventure on the terrestrial plane.  Toke time early in the month to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. A deep solo smoke session is required to delve into the concept of forgiveness.  You see, often we hold ourselves back from great personal growth by holding on to disappointments or injuries of the past. If they are not confronted, they can ride with us like a backpack of emotional weight.  This month holds a great opportunity to shed yourself of this weighty backpack stoner Aries. Granddaddy Purple or Lamb’s Bread will work perfect for this deep meditative dive. Relax stoner Aries, inhale the sacred herb and open up that backpack.  Put the emotional weight of past transgressions down forever. Forgive yourself, or you will never stop blaming yourself. Leave the weight of history behind.

Pursuit of a love interest should wait until after the cloudy exercise of emptying your backpack is complete.  But, be ready for magic once you complete your emotional task stoner Aries. If all goes well with your deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb, you will come out feeling like a new you.  Pump up the jam. Embrace that new confident stride. All eyes will be on you. Be sure to take the new you for a spin with some smoke circle acquaintances and the canna-crew in the second half of the month.  The deep contemplation will be over, and the puff puff parties will be plentiful. Be sure to practice safe toking stoner Aries. 

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Cancer the weight of cosmic waves of influence may have you feeling sluggish and stagnate lately.  But, you can expect a new spring in your step as the days grow longer, and brighter skies appear on the horizon.  Of course, you can help yourself by getting back to the basics. Stick to strains that will promote energy, and an elevated mood.  Super Silver Haze, some Sour Tangie, or the ever classic Lamb’s Bread can all assist in rejuvenating the spirit as you rediscover your groove.  Outlook is not the only thing that will improve by finding the best green for your needs. Overall creativity and increased problem solving skills are welcomed changes expected early in April, and will only increase as you progress through the month.  

Be forewarned stoner Cancer:  On your journey to greater heights, be on the lookout for those who want to bring you down.  This is especially true in the workplace. There is no use wasting time trying to change a critic’s opinion. Instead, team up with peers who are focused on getting the job done.  Focus on producing measurable results. Do not waste energy on those throwing shade on others’ successes. In short, be yourself stoner Cancer. Whether it’s your coworkers or members of the smoke squad, don’t waste time listening to the naysayers. If someone doesn’t like you for you, it might be time to find new people for your canna-crew. Sharing is caring when it comes to the green stuff, not unwanted negative opinions! 

Stoner Cancer one realm where you will have nothing to fear is on the homefront.  You’re safe there. While we are not quite to the summer of love, things are heating up!  Both romantic and platonic relationships will expand, evolve, and deepen. As the trees blossom, connections with your closest buds will grow, flourish, and become stronger than ever.  Please remember, just like cultivating the greenest gardens, maintaining healthy relationships takes work. Unlike the workplace, compromise will be key to keeping close ties with your cannabis companions. Keep communication a two-way street stoner Cancer. If tensions do develop, there is always the great equalizer in the peace pipe.  There are few issues that can’t be resolved by sharing a bowl, talking it out, and trying to see the other person’s point of view. As long as you are willing to meet in the middle, you will always have those who are ready to roll one up and down to ride.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Capricorn sometimes universal influence sends you a bag of bunk weed.  It’s how we react to a cosmically inspired bunk situation that leaves us open to a universal gift of a big bag of majestic sacred herb.  April may start off with a few stems, but if you keep it positive there will be big frosty buds the remainder of the month. Keep calm and puff on stoner Capricorn.

Much like the theme of the month, resiliency takes precedent in the workplace.  Squabbles and setbacks are sure to cloud the room in the early portion of April.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb after the work day is done. The perspective changing effects of the sacred herb will help approach the next day with a resolute attitude and solution oriented vibe.  The same people or factors that may cause a sticky situation early in the month might be the very same who grease the joints later in the month.

All stoner Capricorns will have revelatory bursts of information come to the surface as the month begins.  Partners, lovers, or potential love interests might discover secrets hidden under the thick skin of the Sea-Goat.  Once again, puff puff pass on the stress stoner Capricorn. Toke time to see the closet dwelling information from a higher perspective.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to fly high above the terrestrial noise to see your life’s timeline from a broad third eye vantage point.  In a relationship more information and communication usually leads to stronger bonds, and it could also provide the spark to start something special and new.

Most problems and dilemmas in April cannot be avoided.  It’s your reaction to them that will shape the future. Use smoke sessions with the sacred herb to step outside of yourself, and the situation, to see your house isn’t falling down.  You’ve built a solid foundation stoner Capricorn. You got this!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Gemini as we spring forward and race towards summer, you need to remember one thing:  Sometimes the best way to help others is by first helping yourself. Before you turn your focus outward, you must turn your third eye gaze inward.  Grab your favorite piece, light one up, and find your inner peace. Whether it is work or personal relationships, you cannot lead others to higher aspirations if you yourself don’t know where you are headed.  There may be setbacks and slow downs early in the month as you learn this lesson. However with proper preparations you will be able to build momentum, and achieve monumental progress.  

Don’t blink stoner Gemini.  Work life in April will be quite the ride!  We’re not talking about a leisurely, weekend space cruise, but a mile-a-minute, getting stuff done kind of pace.  Just remember, it is not always true that you only get one shot at success. You should not rely upon second chances, but rather, be ready if they do occur.  If you get a do-over, you will have the wisdom from prior attempts, and be better prepared to achieve the win. It all comes down to perseverance stoner Gemini. On the job, you will have those who look to you for a helping hand.  Whether it is a reassuring word, a pep talk, or a kind bowl shared between cannabis cohorts, you will be the pick-me-up that keeps the canna-crew on task at work.

You can help construct and contribute to the greater well being of your canna-fam, but know not everything will be within your control. The sooner you understand this, the sooner you will find your cosmic groove. Be the friend with kind buds and kind words!  Stoner Gemini use this time for positive influence, and avoid being indignant when things don’t go exactly as planned. Your favorite Indica dominant strain will help you to remain grounded, even when the daily grind threatens to shake free your roots.  

As long as you stick with it stoner Gemini, you will help create long lasting growth. This could mean deepened connections with recent cannabis comrades. It could mean a recent attraction becomes a longtime partner-in-chronic. There is no secret to these interpersonal successes. Keeping communication lines open means everyone knows that when they need a friend, or a friend with weed, they will have a friend in you, indeed.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Leo April poses an interesting problem counter to your nature.  With the magical properties of the sacred herb, and a solid plan of action, you will finish the month stronger than you started.  This interesting month is marked by a significant period: The Full Moon of the 7th through the New Moon of the 22nd marks a time where the stoner Leo may pull back from their social self, and seek progress from within.  Uh oh, yes, that means self reflection amid moments of smoked out solitude. You can do it stoner Leo, just make sure to set time aside for yourself. The New Moon marks that moment where the stoner Leo will break out of their shell once again, and strut with open confidence on the terrestrial plane.

Difficulties may surface in the personal sphere of love during April.  Get out of your own head stoner Leo! Comparisons of equality and fairness within the sphere of love can be problematic.  We all have our own perspectives and journey on our cosmic spaceship. Toke time to float high above the terrestrial plane with your cannabis rocket ship when there are moments of anger, envy, or discrimination with your cannabis companion.  From this higher perspective you may see the current feelings of inequity may simply be the natural rhythm of give-and-take that comes with a close relationship. But also stoner Leo, this is important, toke time to forgive yourself. We could all use more forgiveness, even towards ourselves.

Rest, repair, repeat stoner Leo.  Challenging moments during the month, whether they be cosmically inspired or self inflicted, will bear a toll on your cosmic spacesuit.  The solution to these potential physical aches can multitask with the solution to the trepidation of your emotional journey in April. Find a safe space, and a relaxing space, to meditate with the sacred herb.  Fly high above the terrestrial plane. Seek clarity and understanding from higher perspectives. Forget about two birds with one stone! You can solve two problems with one bowl stoner Leo. I recommend a stoney hot yoga session mid month to work through both physical and emotional issues.

Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and keep in mind that after the New Moon you will be back on your blessed cosmic course with that Leo mojo we all love.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Libra, who struggles more than you in an unjust world?  Well pack a celebratory bowl of the sacred herb, breathe deep and relax.  The cosmic influence of April supports calm progress. Especially in the first half of the month, the stoner Libra will be master of their own destiny with few injustices to confront.  However, be forewarned: As the month passes, the positive cosmic influence will fade, leaving the scales of justice to tilt upon your own decisions and actions.

Pack a bowl for two stoner Libra!  April begins with a bang. Love interests, the work sphere, and familial obligations will all smell like that sweet kind bud.  This period is a nice transition from March as your efforts will flow seamlessly into forward progress. The skunky fresh smell may be a budding relationship, an exciting work project, or satisfaction from home life.  For each stoner Libra the result may be unique, but the feeling will be the same. The smell of love and success is in the air.

Life can’t always be running through fields of flowering cannabis trees however.  You may not notice the warm cosmic influence fade, but by mid month your planetary alignment will shift.  Puff puff pass on the stress of a great period ending. Allow yourself to enjoy the blissful ignorance of a coordinated period.  Stressing about the mights and maybes of near future obstacles will cloud the possibilities of current events. However, by the New Moon of the 22nd, you must snap out of your hazy gaze, and reestablish your terrestrial grounding.

There is work to accomplish before the month is done stoner Libra.  There should not be major obstacles or deep conundrums to contemplate or overcome, but your full attention will be required for monetary success.  Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session on or before the New Moon on the 22nd. Sink deep into an appreciative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Remember and enjoy the moments that meant the most to you during the past few periods. With this meditative exercise with the sacred herb you will be able to solidify the joy and progress of the past, while cleaning the slate for the possibilities of the future.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Scorpio, it is not others’ attention you should worry about attracting this month, it is your own.  We’re not out of the cold yet stoner Scorpio. The hot then cool spells of Spring can cause fluctuation in your well being and attitude. Self-care should be the first and foremost focus of your efforts.  A consistent regimen of exercise and endocannabinoid exposure can prove to be just the remedy needed to combat complacency and couch lock. Puff often and press on stoner Scorpio. The sweet smoke of the sacred sensimilla will help settle the mind, and keep the spirit grounded as you sail toward the sunnier days of Summer.  

Stoner Scorpio now is not the time for day dreams or head-in-the-clouds imaginations.  Now is the time to get those hands dirty, to dig deep, and keep your nose on the grind.  While not everyone is going to agree with your opinion, most of your peers at work are willing to have the conversation.  If you are fortunate enough to get to toke time with your coworkers, moments of communal medicinal meditation will allow you to figure out the right words to get your point across.  Meet in the middle stoner Scorpio, and you will be able to maintain the momentum needed to make April a month of progress and profitable achievements. As long as you are true to yourself, and true to your word, all of the canna-crew will find themselves reaching their goals, and rising to the next level of accomplishment.  

Charming, charismatic, and flattering, are all words partners-in-chronic might use to describe you stoner Scorpio.  But, during this period, the most crucial will be…compromising. It takes two to tango, and if you’re not dancing to the same tune, then toes will definitely get stepped on.  Relationship growth will require both parties to learn to lead and follow. Stoner Scorpio if you can’t learn to do both, you may find yourself dancing alone. But, this is simply advice, not a warning.  Just remember to keep the playlist filled with bumpin’ beats, a freshly ground bowl always packed for two, and you will find the sweet days of Summer here before you know it.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Sagittarius April may prove to be an uneven period, even if you feel balanced.  It’s not the confidence in your step that may need adjustment, but the very ground you walk on.  

The good news is you have allies to help you navigate this shifting landscape.  First, invoke the magic properties of the sacred herb to help you see the path in front of you from a higher perspective.  I recommend a high CBD cannabis strain to be your daily driver in April. Medicated meditative smoke sessions with a high CBD strain will promote clarity of mind so that twists and turns in the path become visible.  Stoner Sag, you don’t want to stumble into a crevasse of negativity because your head was in the clouds. The magic properties of the high CBD strain will also help maintain that confident stride while you push forward toward progress.  

Second, gather the ganja gang stoner Sag, the more eyes on the road the better.  You have built a wonderful smoke circle of like-minded tokers. Lean on your resources to avoid unseen pitfalls and potholes in the path ahead.  Your canna-crew is as sturdy as the miracle fibers of the hemp plant.  

The health of your cosmic spacesuit is paramount this month.  Quiet the mind, puff puff pass on the stress of our human existence.  Toke time for activities that blend enjoyment with exercise. Yes, hiking to that secret smoke spot is a wonderful multi-tasking adventure.

Everything is going to be ok stoner Sagittarius.  Both the spheres of work and love may have hidden obstacles, but there will be just as many triumphs of progress.  Some people think that cannabis connects us more than what can be measured by science. Perhaps through dimensional wavelengths of shared communication.  Oh yeah! Commune with the sacred herb, enhance your third eye sight; but also tap into the collective consciousness of the cannabis community to navigate the path ahead.  It’s a romantic adventure you are on, enjoy the ride.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Pisces hindsight will always be 20/20.  This is why the early days of April should be spent invoking the clarity of your third eye sight.  Sacred herbal meditations early on will help you work through the chaos of recent months, and better identify solutions before problems become more difficult to manage.  In other words, stoner Pisces, slow your roll. This doesn’t mean find the nearest couch and bunker down; rather, it means before you make your next move, puff out a plan.  Be deliberate in your actions, proactive, not reactive. This may come in the form of private meditative smoke sessions, or sharing a bowl with your closest cannabis confidante. Whatever your preferred method of medicating, do so often, and with purpose in the first half of the month.  You can’t prevent whatever the future holds, but you can prepare for it.

Stoner Pisces when it comes to work, keep the focus on the results, not the recognition.  As long as you stick to the grind, you can be sure that your peers and higher ups will notice your irreplaceable contributions.  A little patience and a lot of persistence will produce measurable progress, so stick with it. The best advice for advancement in the workplace is simple:  Team up! Two brains, especially two herbally-infused minds, will always be better than one. But, whether or not you get to toke with your coworkers, the additional creative energy is sure to make even the most daunting to-dos more easily managed.  Even if progress is slow coming, know that is assured. Plant the seeds of prosperity early, tend to them regularly, and success is eventually certain.

Spring is upon us stoner Pisces, and so is the season of regrowth and rejuvenation.  If you have been feeling the need to re-imagine your aesthetics, now is the time to make the move.  If these words speak to you, make sure you do it for you, not simply to entice others. Work on you, for yourself.

Single and partnered stoner Pisces alike are heading into a period of great romance. Even during the toughest times, there is friendship and kindness to be shared.  People come and go, but partners-in-chronic are in it for the long haul. Keep those sticky greens close, and the smoke circle closer. Remember, there is little that cannot be overcome with a little herbal inspiration, and of course, a little help from our friends.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Taurus, as we wait for our brains and bodies to thaw after the freeze of winter, you may not feel your confident self.  It’s okay to take pause to find your footing, and to ease into Spring. Solo smoke sessions are not only advised, but they will be required to ensure maximum mindfulness during this period.  While it can be beneficial and enjoyable to share a kind bowl with buds, there is also something soothing when toke time is just you musing with a nice bowl and your favorite pipe. These meditative smoke sessions will be crucial to help you find your zen, but will have a spillover effect of the best kind.  If you work to rise above, you will be uniquely positioned to pass on the positivity to those who might need a little lift.

Your story of self motivation will inspire those who might be feeling less sure of their own capabilities.  Lead them into the realization they too can achieve greater heights. This will be most true in the workplace. In the first week of April, there will be some discussion needed to get the team on the same page. It will be up to you, stoner Taurus, to guide the group to the tried and true path.  Now is not the season for taking risks. Instead, hard work, determination, and sticking to the good ol’ fashion grind will be the way to ensure notable and sustainable progress. It is true that the team who flows together, grows together stoner Taurus. By mid month, everyone at work will be focused on the same finish line and racing towards it at full burn!

Spring is in the air, and those rays of sunshine are leaving a positive mark.  This means increased energy, and you & the canna-crew getting back to full force.  This also means your funky quirks will be hard to hide. Don’t worry about what others may think stoner Taurus.  You and the canna-fam are having a good time and feeling the love, that is all that matters. Pass the pipe and let the good vibes abound!  The Spring feeling to get out into nature is upon you stoner Taurus, and your favorite smoke spots await your arrival. Just remember to keep your emotional posture light, there is always the risk of being caught up in heady drama.  As long as you keep the stash stocked up, and the stoner squad on speed-dial, you will always be ready to rise above.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Virgo April is going to be a time potentially marred with ambiguity. Winter has melted away, but we are not quite yet to the burning days of summer.  This somewhere-in-between feeling can be overwhelming if you do not find some way to release the pressure. Don’t let uncertainty get the best of you! What are your passions, your interests stoner Virgo? Instead of resigning yourself to be simply a cog in the cosmic machine, channel that restless energy into creating something, anything!  And, it’s okay if you find yourself pausing, unsure of where to begin in your creative conquests. Find your favorite secluded smoke spot, and dive deep into your subconscious. Inhale, exhale, and examine, stoner Virgo. 

There is a reason we call it the sacred herb.  Although good greens can be an excellent way to relax and to recreate, it can also be a catalyst, allowing us to explore the most inner reaches of our being.  Self discovery, on a personal level, may unintentionally reverberate into other realms, including that of work. But remember stoner Virgo: Unexpected does not always mean unwelcomed. Shifting perspective with many contemplative late nights and marijuana musings, can lead to exactly the kind of out-of-the-box thinking needed to tackle tough problems.  Personal smoke sessions can affect workplace dilemmas. While usually preferring to go it alone when getting work down, the stoner Virgo is likely to find odd enjoyment when working on team projects. Maybe it is the conversation and the comradery; or maybe it is the realization that when more hands are lifting, the load is easier to carry. This does not mean you have to sacrifice your autonomy. Help is a two-way street. Those from who you solicit insight and advice, will be equally thankful to hear your input when roles are reversed.

Stoner Virgo, whether the seeds of attraction were just planted, or sown long ago, you can expect to experience healthy growth in the field of love in April.  This will be true for romantic cannabis companions, and platonic partners-in-chronic alike. For those who are single and looking to change their status, or simply make a new friend, be forewarned:  Seek connections in smaller, more selective smoke circles. It is true that sharing is caring, but you don’t have to smoke out every stoney stranger. This April, share your most special stash only with those who genuinely elevate your mood, or make you smile and laugh when they are passing you the kind.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Virgo, if you take time to reflect on the closing months of the past year, you are likely to find yourself feeling more bumped and bruised than you remembered.  Your ceaseless grind kept you moving forward during this time, but perhaps not always in the direction you intended. January was a time for you to hit pause, find your center, get grounded, and regain your bearings.  While the sun might not always be shining, you can proceed towards a brighter season knowing you are supported by the stars.

February brings good news stoner Virgo!  The dazed and confused days of consternation are behind you … mostly.  The stars are aligned, and at the ready to bring you stellar support! However, it is inevitably up to you as to how to best utilize this backing.  It is advised you take time during the early days of the month for quiet meditative smoke sessions. While you are sure to have plenty of social endo-excursions with the cannabis crew during later weeks, these early days of meditation should be a solo mission.  Allow yourself the time to dig deep into your spiritual soils stoner Virgo. You can breathe a little easier knowing you will have all the nutrients needed to feed the growth you want to see, however, you will first have to figure out how high you want your branches to reach.

While you are discovering silver linings within your personal realm, the financial facets should bring some golden opportunities.  This doesn’t mean you are going to win the lottery, stoner Virgo, but small substantial changes can produce big results when it comes to your finances.  Whether it is time to make that career shift move, or you implement smaller strategic adjustments in your current occupation, efficiency will be on the up.  

As you move through February, the month of love, you will find your love of self as equally important.  Confidence will expand with this loving gaze into the mirror. Fortunately hazy clouds and gloomy moods do not last forever. Recent months have been marred by uncertainty and cautious steps. But, you’re back stoner Virgo!  Rally the stoner crew and get ready to recreate and celebrate. There is work to be done. You will be red-eyed, but clear minded, and able to rise above. You have experienced substantial lows of late, but this simply means you are headed towards greater heights, and the highs will be all the higher!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

You’re not the only one stoner Scorpio, who is susceptible to the drain and droll of the dreariness of winter.  Looking back, simply surviving January was quite an achievement. However, this struggle has likely left you with the feeling that your outcomes have not been proportional to your efforts.  Even though your plans do not always manifest in the ways you imagine, and at times it can feel like everything is going wrong, the only antidote is to stay strong and toke on. It is recommended you stick to the Sativa side of of the sensimilla spectrum.  When you’re feeling a little low, its energizing and inspiring properties can be just the pick-me-up needed to get back to a higher level of productivity.  

Selfcare is not just an emerging trend stoner Scorpio; for you, this month, it will be absolutely necessary to your success and ability to stay on the grind.  This does not mean spend all day ‘resting’ on the couch. Extended couch-lock is to be explicitly avoided! The focus of smoke sessions this month should be to clear the mind and rejuvenate the spirits. Toke time early and often in the beginning of February for meditative smoke sessions and medicating moments.  Then continue with frequent consistency throughout the remainder of the month. The goal during this period is long term well being, stoner Scorpio, not momentary gratification. While the weather is far from stellar, sunnier days will be here soon enough. You want to be well rested and centered for when the days are longer; otherwise you will be ill prepared to embark upon all the endo-excursions Spring has in store.  

Overall, your monetary assets are not a big concern.  It is your spiritual finances you should keep a close eye on.  My spirited Scorpion, I have just the mantra to help you through this uncertainty:  “I’m worth it!” Unfortunately, you are not the only stoner sign who is feeling less than 100.  Those nearest you may be experiencing the same struggles, and simply not showing it. With limited energy available during these times, remember, YOU are the best investment you can make!  Only once you have found your own inner balance will you be able to help those who could benefit from a kind hand or open ear. It’s been said: A friend with the weed, is a friend indeed. Sometimes, just knowing there is someone who is down to ride with you, high or low, is all that’s needed to get you through to the otherside.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

Is it really only February stoner Taurus?  2020 started out strong, and has been a steady burn ever since, with no apparent signs of slowing down.  The only thing more diverse and divergent than the events of the month passed are the crazy, but constructive times ahead.  This month you must keep the fires blazing stoner Taurus. Light up a bowl of your favorite Sativa dominant strain and put on your thinking cap.  Sweet Kali Mist or a citrusy Tangie strain could be the perfect canna-catalyst needed to spark and maintain open creative channels. Keep your eyes open, and your mind elevated.  The month holds great possibility and opportunity, but not the promise of either. Potential does not always ensure progress. It will be up to you to cash in, and crop out on maximum potential for growth.

You can expect, and should prepare for good gains in both your herbal and financial greens this month stoner Taurus.  This does not mean the cosmos is going to present you with a magical cash cow. However, if you pay attention, you will see more chances for the come-up than usual.  Opportunities for economic expansion will be available, but it will be your responsibility to reach out and realize them. Be forewarned: Just because you have the capital to contribute, does not mean it is a sound investment.  Just because the idea comes from a close cannabis confidant or familial friend, does not mean you should bet the whole farm on their words; especially if it means betting the whole value of your own financial garden. You can never know the outcome, but when it comes to your income, proceed with caution and conscience before you put five on it.

Creativity and flexibility should be the themes of the month.  You can expect the current period to be one of frenetic flux, but one that is completely manageable.  Proceed with an open third eye, and give adequate analysis to the task at hand before making your next move.  There may be moments when you feel like second guessing your decision at the time; but in the long run, as long as you avoid making any decisions while dazed and confused, you will always find yourself on a higher level than you were before.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Sagittarius you are a sunbeam flying through our cosmic reality.  In February you will see yourself as this special beam of light, and begin to act with more confidence and direction.

Toke time early in the month for a contemplative deep medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  This cerebral meditation should focus on positive exploration of self. Not just connecting your inner self to your terrestrial spacesuit, but really seeing your inner self as the sunbeam that you are.  You are special stoner Sagittarius. What makes you special? What do you genuinely love about yourself? This herbally enhanced meditative exercise won’t be an act of narcissism, but instead a journey of discovery.  This early-in-the-month smoke session will manifest a key that could unlock progress through the remainder of the month, and possibly well into the future.

Everything will flow naturally from the discovery within the sacred meditative exercise.  Now you won’t just have planetary support for a confident strut, but you will believe it deep down and connected within.  This internal confidence will manifest on the terrestrial plane as you take on and conquer important tasks in all spheres of life.  Wow stoner Sag, can you feel the power and excitement?  

But all these accomplishments won’t come from luck, or be presented as a fortunate gift.  Simple hard work won’t even bring the progress you are looking for. In February, you must step out, and place yourself in positions of peril.  This could be as simple as taking the stage on karaoke night in front of cannabis acquaintances. It could be as difficult as volunteering for that time consuming work project.  Remember stoner Sag, you are a sunbeam capable of all things. To accomplish the “things” you must first take them on.

More good news!  As long as you take on the task of the medicated meditative smoke session early in the month to see yourself in a positive light, so will your fellow tokin’ terrestrials.  The current planetary alignment will send cosmic waves of support through your canna-buddies. Especially after Valentine’s Day, those around you will see you as the energetic bright sunbeam that you are.  Shine on stoner Sag, spread the light of positivity across the terrestrial plane.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Pisces February will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure story.  After the tsunami of influence that came in January, this time period will proceed more under your time-frame and speed.  The January storm has passed, and the heavens have opened to shine influence of self determination. So pack your bowl with some inspirational green, there is nothing holding you back this month. 

Be forewarned stoner Pisces:  Complacency and couchlock is the enemy during this period of inspired progress.  Avoid any cannabis strains that encourage sedation. Seek the sacred strains that inspire clarity, creativity, and a lifted spirit.  You must marry action with inspiration this month to be the change, and enact change around you. Another reason to avoid the cloudy haze of deep Indica strains is the likelihood of sudden surprises that will come in the final winter month.  These little pop-up surprises won’t be dangerous, but could throw you off balance. However, with your diligent third eye engagement, coupled with cosmic support, you will safely navigate through any surprising situations.

Let’s think of February as a magic creation box for career advancement.  As you flex your powers of influence on the terrestrial plane, be sure to cast a positive third eye towards your future economic station.  Wait, what’s a magic creation box? It is another concept similar to a medicated meditative smoke session. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open the mind to positive thoughts focused on your dreams.  By envisioning these big dreams with positive intent, you cast a manifestation spell out into the universe. Dreams don’t just come true, they are the result of progressive work. And it all starts with positive intent and confidence in ideas.

Influential exertion in February will also encompass your cannabis companions.  You will find that you have the ability, and cosmic support, to put a spark into the smoke circle.  Whether it be living room adventures with shared bowls, or smoke spot hunting out on the terrestrial plane, this is the month you will create the canna-fam events that make you happy.  Enjoy making your mark on February stoner Pisces.

Libra Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Libra get ready for an active and energetic month of February.  The slow roll of January will switch to burning the midnight oil in the first few days of the final Winter month.  All the wisdom gained from the perceptive pace to start the year will now come in handy as adventure turns to work.

Work?  Yes stoner Libra, opportunities for communal smoke sessions and smoke spot adventures will have to wait until tasks are accomplished, and obstacles are overcome.  Of all the months in this calendar year, February would be the ideal time for a tolerance break. Put the pipe down stoner Libra, if not completely at least use the sacred herb with planning and precision versus habit and frivolity.  Know thyself stoner Libra. The universe will send a lot of tasks and obstacles your way. You must adjust your sacred herbal diet to match the necessary attention and energy required. Maybe it is time to try that high CBD strain, low THC hybrid, or even, yes, put the pipe down for a spell.  Be forewarned: Hazy days stuck in couch-lock will be your downfall in February.

Don’t look away stoner Libra.  The tsunami of activity is coming; ignoring it will only leave you buried and drowning.  But hear me now, this is not a bad thing. This is not a negative horoscope. There was a good reason to take your time seeking wisdom and understanding last month.  With these seeds of sacred understanding, the mountain of activity in February will come with ready-made paths to the top.

Activity will increase in both the work and personal spheres.  With the right positive attitude you will become a swashbuckling warrior at work, and a closet cleaning peacemaker at home.  Keep the tokes light, and your tasks organized stoner Libra. By the end of the month you will look back with great pride at all you accomplished, and there will be plenty of time to smoke it up with your cannabis companions.

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

Drab and dreary may describe the weather stoner Leo, but it will never describe you!  However, this month it will be necessary to take boring restful breaks to accommodate and accelerate exciting progress.  There is much to do, but the current planetary alignment only supports a rested and ready Lion.

Activities in February require a thoughtful sacred herbal prescription.  Furious energetic activities must be balanced by deep restful moments. Thus, the stash box must be loaded with opposing cannabis varieties.  Bowls to get up and get going must be paired with bowls to sit down and sink in. This Yin and Yang lifestyle, and cannabis balanced diet, will ensure success and progress during February.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to set you off on the appropriate mission at hand.

Busy busy crossing out the to-dos, don’t forget to keep your third eye on the grand plan.  Toke time to get lifted and rise high above the terrestrial plane. View the current list of to-dos within the broader scope of your life plan.  You have the energy to spin your wheels, but are they moving forward toward progress or just simply spinning? As you meditate with the sacred herb, make honest judgments about the efficiency and effectiveness of your time and tasks.

Frivolous change can bring excitement and a sense of newness to a dark winter month. Step out of your norm.  Change a repetitive pattern.  This change doesn’t have to be drastic, but it might give a little spark to keep that engine driving forward.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  Other star signs might not be receiving the same energetic impact of their planetary position.  February won’t be the month of lit smoke circle bowls. Puff puff pass on the expectations of others.  This month you are more than capable of burning your own bowls without the support of cannabis companions.  Perhaps in between task mastery and contemplating the grand path of progress, you will find the opportunity to brighten a fellow toker’s bowl.  You are blessed stoner Leo; don’t forget to share your blessings with others.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope February

Alright stoner Gemini, the three horsemen of negativity have road on to influence other stoner star signs this month.  How did you do combating the waves of negative cosmic influence in January? Great, now forget about it! Battling stress and anxiety can be a mighty challenge.  Coming out the other side, there will be a tendency to relax, and fall into a spell of lethargy. But the February period is a time of great opportunity. Instead of battling cosmic demons, now your effort can be placed toward progress with cosmic support.

Get up and get moving stoner Gemini!  Allow yourself time early in the month to sink deep into a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Use this meditation as a cleansing of the battles waged in January. Perhaps even burn some sage during this medicated exercise to cleanse your physical space as well.  But once the deep thought and recognition of the January struggles has been completed, it is time to move into the new phase February represents.

February is marked by opportunity, positivity, and creativity.  Keep your stash jar loaded with your favorite Sativa strain. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to get up and get moving.  Universal support will favor action and creativity. Avoid couchlock and sedation as much as possible this month. If there are moments of malaise or flat spots of creative thinking, take your favorite bowl and hunt down a new smoke spot out in nature.  Bring a canna-buddy along for the quest. Surely this mission will inspire action and loosen the gears of creativity.

An important note about your canna-crew:  Your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will have their own unique cosmic influence.  Your newfound go-go mentality may leave them puzzled. There is no time to slow down for explanations stoner Gemini.  True canna-fam won’t hold you back, but instead will light one up to support you on your terrestrial adventure.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Capricorn as we travel down the river of life there are sections of dangerous rapids, terrifying cliff falls, monotonous meanderings, and swift peaceful stretches.  Sit back, relax, take puffs of cannabis smoke, February will be a swift peaceful stretch of time in the cosmic current of 2020.

Cosmic influence will not throw you into dangerous negative positions, but this life stream is always moving and should be respected.  So heed my words, I am not recommending toking it up to the point your cosmic spacesuit reaches autopilot. Travel through February with your third eye engaged.  As with any river, there are points of decision to navigate safely. Select your sacred cannabis strains according to the mellow mixed bag of cosmic influence this month.  Go hybrids or go home stoner Capricorn. A little bit of this and a little bit of that, with a keen third eye gaze on the path ahead.

There is an important period of February where universal influence will favor the ambitious stoner Capricorn.  Between the Full Moon of the 8th and the New Moon of the 23rd, productive ambition will be rewarded. No, not monetary rewards, but productive efforts during this time will receive added rays of positivity from the cosmos.  Around the Full Moon, toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session focused on your terrestrial travels, and how you want to move forward. For some this might be tackling tasks to make that side hustle a reality. Maybe for other stoner Capricorns this will provide the impetus to volunteer.  No matter the mission, between the 8th and 23rd is the time to execute.

While you are flowing through life in a safe space of the river bend, it is important to take stock in those around you.  February will be a powerful time to strengthen bonds with cannabis companions, and also make logical assessments of smoke circle acquaintances.  We are all on this cosmic spaceship together stoner Capricorn, make sure you appreciate others, and make sure you are appreciated.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

Whoa stoner Cancer, the New Year got off to a smokin start.  In January the pressures of a cosmic existence shaped you into a dank frosty nug.  In February the pressure will ease, but important terrestrial foundations will start to form under the surface.

Most of the beautiful images we see of lush green cannabis gardens come at the peak of cultivation.  What is not seen is all the hard work, nurturing, and effort put into our little sacred ladies. That magic garden all starts from a simple seed, and a lot of love.  February will be a time to plant the seeds of success for future harvest in 2020.

Unleash your creativity stoner Cancer.  The Chemdog strain of the sacred herb will assist meditative smoke sessions to delve deep into self, and bring out those cosmic seeds of inspiration.  Toke time throughout the month to connect the inner self with your outward direction. Now is the time to discover where it is you want to be when your garden grows.

This is also the time to build solid habits.  You are going to be a fountain of ideas. If you don’t record them, how are they going to sprout into saplings of progress?  It’s time to start an idea journal stoner Cancer. For each person this will come in different forms, but the action to memorialize these sparks of creativity is what is necessary.  What may seem far-fetched at the moment might be the missing piece for progress in future periods. Keep it. Hold on to it. Build on it.

A special date for you this month is the 23rd.  This marks a New Moon. Seek comfort and companionship with your smoke circle and close cannabis companions.  Roast celebratory bowls to feed and celebrate friendship. Perhaps this ganja gathering will provide the nutrients to grow your grand ideas into a garden of accomplishment.

Aries Stoner Horoscope February

The February period may be cool and damp, but the stoner Aries will be on fire.  Burning brightly, the fiery Ram will be a beacon of light for their fellow stoner zodiac.  This month fellow tokin’ terrestrials might find themselves wandering in the dark. This doesn’t mean you should neglect your personal well being, simply be ready to help when you can. And know that a little will go a long way this month.  An old saying goes, “We get by with a little help from our friends.” And you can be a friend indeed this month! The one with weed who can help elevate others’ perspectives to higher levels. From this vantage point, issues seem smaller and more easily manageable.

Stoner Aries everyone knows that sharing is caring.  You will be in no short supply of empathy this month.  But, be mindful of the toll it can take on your spirit and energy.  This will be especially crucial in the workplace. You may adopt a leadership role in the coming weeks, but maintaining balance will be essential to the success for everyone involved.  There is a big difference between guiding the crew or offering a helping hand, and just doing everything yourself. In other words: It shows kindness and caring to pack a bowl for two, but becomes pointless if you don’t pass it around.  As long as you keep this in mind, you will be a catalyst for success and not a constraint to progress.

The home front will be a little less demanding stoner Aries.  Certainly you will find cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances who will look to you to be an open ear and sounding board.  Perhaps this will require you to be a secretive cannabis confidant. The best advice, stoner Aries, is to be honest with your words. Know they will not always be taken to heart. Sometimes the best way to help is simply by being willing to listen, and to light one up when needed.  Just be sure to honor confidentiality within the smoke circle. Personal satisfaction will be gained this month by playing the part of the partner-in-chronic. Be the rock to those who need grounding, and the inspiration to those who need lifting.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

Have you received medical training stoner Aquarius?  Well, your first aid skills will be put to the test in February whether you are prepared or not.  Your smoke circle is going to need your medical assistance. After all, when things are rough, and you aren’t sure where to go, or what to smoke, a stoner Aquarius is a great source of inspiration and information.

There are times you must pack your stash jar full of sacred herbal varieties for your own trials and travails.  This month, your stash box will be like a traveling cannabis first aid kit for those in need. So stock up on all the important cannabis strains:  Sativa, Indica, Hybrids, and don’t forget the CBD dominate. Your smoke circle acquaintances and cannabis companions are unique creatures with unique situations.  They will truly find appreciation for their stoner Aquarius cannabis cohort in February as you may be an angel with a nug to save them.

Naturally stoner Aquarius you can see the cosmic influence for your stoner star sign is tangential.  The current planetary alignment will cause chaotic affects on your smoke circle, and this will affect your terrestrial mission accordingly.  Flexibility and clarity will be required in February. Perhaps you can take advantage of that cannabis medical kit for yourself. Stay in tune with yourself, and your surroundings, so you know when to seek the higher highs, and when to slow down with the mellow moods.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius:  It may sound like fun rushing to the aid of your fellow stoners, but avoid burn-out.  Toke time for self when the chaos of others starts to drag you into the black hole of sorrow.  Mid month is Valentine’s Day. Make a special effort to show yourself some love around this date.  No matter if you are partnered, single, or just crushing, look in the mirror, and see the love of your life.  Being selfless is a wonderful trait, but loving self is a necessary action.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Virgo the current planetary alignment will focus on you with a blinding magnification. This intense influence will accentuate all the attributes of the stoner Virgo. Both positive and negative attributes will be exposed to the terrestrial world.

Know thyself stoner Virgo. Toke time to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this solo dive to understand your own inner workings. You can be sensible, honest, analytical, logical, and diligent. But you can also be caustic, anxious, and irritating.

Medicate with the sacred herb to smooth out the rough edges at the positive and negative ends of the personality spectrum. A balanced hybrid will be best suited this month to deal with the ups and downs of the cosmic roller coaster. Excitement, focus, and energy will abound. Calming smoke sessions will help cool the burnt spacesuit from the hot terrestrial mission. Lamb’s Bread and Super Lemon Haze are two strains that assist with focus and anxiety.

Accomplishments will shine under this blinding summer sun. As long as you stay on target, you will not miss your shot. Puff puff pass on the little annoyances of life; you have work to do. Don’t get bogged down by petty distractions. Perhaps this hindrance will come within your own obsessive mind. Evening out the highs and the lows has just as much to do with your internal condition as it does the world around you. Toward the end of August goals will become more pronounced and progress will be within arms reach.

Social time smoking it up under the summer sun will be limited. Too many projects in your head can be hard to explain over shared bowls. Smoke circle acquaintances may have their own projects in full swing. Collaborative smoke sessions may help, but in the end your projects are yours alone.

Don’t forget to maintain the spacesuit on your cosmic summer mission. Shots of water and CBD gummies are perfect accessories on any high minded voyage.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope August

First, stoner Gemini, the good news: The final summer month will be full of sunny days and memorable smoke sessions. Unfortunately, these uplifting moments will be contrasted by conflict avoidance and resolution. Toke time to remind yourself you can’t solve every problem all at once. Seek guidance from the sacred herb in moments of frustration. For every challenge there will be a fun distraction to keep your spirits high and mood chipper. This herbal respite will be a welcome defense against the terrestrial grind.

For sacred herbal remedies, there are two paths to pursue. Find a balanced hybrid you can enjoy the whole month through. Or, start your month with a sweet, sticky Sativa, and switch to a nice stoney Indica during the second half. August 15th brings the full moon. This is an important lunar phase for the stoner Gemini, as it will mark a succinct turning point. The full moon will transition phases between storming chaotic clouds, and sun-spattered green pastures. Going with the second option for herbal remedies means you will have the Sativa strains promoting high spirits while you navigate the hazy days of chaos. And, as the clouds part for clear skies, Indicas will help you regain your grounded good vibe.

After the full moon, a welcome pace of normalcy will come, but your energy will still be at full rev. Especially when the smoke clears, toke time to cool the jets and settle into your new-found peace. Meditative smoke sessions will be crucial for spiritual maintenance. They will sharpen your third eye clarity, and help you see where surgical attacks can ease unnecessary pressure. Honing the mind’s eye will help you identify what obstacles need your full effort, and others which should be quickly dismissed as frivolous, not worth the worry.

In the workplace: Allies will disappear and problems must be faced alone. But, you will have the energy to get the job done. In the personal realm: Problems could pop up like an annoying game of whack-a-mole. But with your chakras freshly aligned through herbal meditation, these issues will seem less daunting. Whether you meander aimlessly with your cannabis cohorts, or you medicate with purpose, rest and relaxation will be required in August. Get back to home projects, and where the heart is. This is where you will find healing for the soul stoner Gemini.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

The opening days of August will have most stoner Aquarius feeling that something is askew. If this is the case, the bad news is that the stoner Aquarius will have only themselves to blame. These funky and depressive phases are born out of trying to compete with, or compare yourself to, your cannabis companions, or even stoney strangers. Remember, there will always be someone who will have more fun, more energy, or more success than you. Don’t dwell! This stoned cold truth is not meant to get you down, but rather to reveal this notion: There is no need to get caught in the haze of what others are doing. Instead, focus on your own accomplishments. Ruminations will only result in a restless mind, and will be detrimental to personal progress.

While the forecast is looking cloudy for the first part of the month, rest assured there are brighter days on the horizon. The early start may be marred with difficulties and a healthy dose of depressed contemplation. However, the latter half will be a welcomed contrast bringing relief from anxiety, and personal successes in the form of spiritual growth. The full moon on the 15th will mark a literal and figurative split between the pains and pleasures of the period.

You are not helpless stoner Aquarius. The feeling of being lost or left behind can be all consuming. But, you have the power of choice. So puff, puff and pass on the internal judgements. Seek comfort and healing in the sacred herb. When the opportunity arises, seek comfort with your best buds or cannabis cohorts.

You know yourself best stoner Aquarius: If socializing is not the best cure for your summer blues, know that there is equal comfort and honor to be found in solo smoke sessions. Whether it’s passing a Jay with the smoke circle, or packing solo bowls in your safe place, pursue your peace and puff towards your bliss stoner Aquarius.

In the end, this month will be a practice in perspective. Whether through medicated meditation or making the most of the summer sun, the season will be a mirror into being your best self. Once it is understood that perspective is only how you view yourself within our human experience, then you can you truly progress. Improve your self, and reveal to the cosmos all that you can accomplish.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Taurus with so much sunshine and hours in the day, August will be one of the few periods in which you will be able to have your greens and smoke them too. While it is still important to keep your eye on the task at hand, you will have the will and the resources to burn through the work day. This will create more time to get back to your smoke filled summer fun. Whether your summer plans include a staycation, or a stoney adventure traversing the terrestrial plane, the one thing you can count on is having one epic and transformative spiritual journey.

August is all about discovering internal desires to reveal the truth behind the smoky vail. Be brave stoner Taurus. The spiritual waters may start off murky and seem daunting, but dive deep! Wade through the depths for honest self-assessment of your strengths and weaknesses. Remember, you do not need to navigate these uncharted waters alone. Your closest cannabis companions will always be down to ride, or sail with you through the ups and downs. As long as the stash jar is stocked, spirits will remain high.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Before you will ever get to the desired destination, you need to know where you want to go. Only then should you pack the pipe, call up the cannabis crew, and plot a course toward a place of peace and prosperity. Ultimately, it is up to you to decide what move to make next. Be deliberate in your actions. Some coworkers may not be able to keep quiet about the buzz of their own social excursions when on the clock. You must find a non-confrontational way to rise above the annoying workplace chatter. Toke time to dedicate a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to contemplate peaceful conflict resolution. Reflecting with the sacred herb will allow you to regroup and recoup in a maddening situation.

Making time to cloud the room and clear the mind can mean the difference between getting caught up in daydreams and distractions, or staying focused on the grind. Once you handle business, you can get back to what truly matters: Soaking in and toking up the sunny summer.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August

Hurry up and get out of your own way stoner Sagittarius. August could be filled with full bodied smoke, fun energy, and exciting adventures; but only if you allow it. Cosmic influence will support bold exuberant energy from the stoner Sag. With the right blend of self confidence and discipline, there is nothing you can’t accomplish on this terrestrial plane in August.

The current planetary alignment will only favor some of the stoner star signs. It may be wise to diminish the size of your summer smoke circle. Fellow stoner Fire Signs will enjoy similar positive solar rays shining down with energy and enthusiasm this month. Seek out Aries and Leos for fun summer smoke sessions. Especially early in August, the Fire Signs will embody a whimsical nature other signs may not understand. There is fun energy in the air, but other stoner star signs may not see the delightful creations within the thick smoke clouds.

Puff puff pass on the drama in the workplace stoner Sagittarius. You won’t be the only star sign having trouble focusing on the details at work. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb to come up with creative solutions to the mundane monotony of workplace repetition. Don’t let silly distractions drag you and the team down.

The full moon of August 15th marks a transition for the stoner Sagittarius. Nights spent under the stars toking it up and laughing it up with fellow Fire Signs will transition into solitary smoke sessions focused on health and wellness. The month itself may become some sort of cannabis hybrid as you seek the fire of Sativa strains before the full moon, and then rest with the Indica strains after. Rest and recuperation combined with creative productivity will assure your success as the final summer month extinguishes.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Scorpio when the going gets tough, the tough get toking. Cosmic pressures could leave you wanting to hide in your room, and shut out the chaos of the world. But instead of a coping retreat, a better approach may be simply to stay strong and smoke on.

There is good news: Instead of pressures building throughout August, the heaviest weight will come at the very start of the month. With proper preparations, stoner Scorpios will be able to easily puff, puff and pass on the most looming grievances of the season. However, it will take some effort to remain sweet, not salty. Avoid lashing out against fellow cannabis companions. Ridicule should be included in the definition of not being a jerk and should be avoided at all cost.

While it is more than okay to be a homebody, your partners in chronic may need a helping hand during this potentially tumultuous period; and the reciprocal is likely to be true. Participating in the dramatics of others could ensnare you in their world of negativity. Seek third eye clarity with medicated meditative smoke sessions when drama begins to pull you in. Meditating with the sacred herb will provide the platform needed to embrace conflict resolution instead of acceleration. These times can be the backdrop needed to sift through the dramatic ignorance of miscommunication, and be the best bud who provides legitimate assistance. Avoid burning bridges and burn plenty of bud instead.

Creativity and spirits will be high this month stoner Scorpio. Seek cannabis strains conducive to getting projects done! Strains like Purple Haze and LSD will be ideal for deep thinking. A great herbal assistant for those times of quiet contemplative reflection, or handling those long overdue creative projects. Seize the moments when your goals coincide with those of your cannabis companions. Although the theme of the month assures the need for solo smoke sessions, if your partners in chronic are in the same creative mood, you can vibe and ride together. At the end of the day, the friends that toke together can create lasting magic together.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Pisces events during the last month of summer can be as wild as you want them to be. In other words, you and the cannabis crew will be straight fire! This cosmic influence could not be timed better. Internal emotions and a focused mindset will align with purpose. Strong terrestrial energy flowing like a rapid river current. However chaotic, wild, and fun things get, you will be in control. Pack a fresh bowl, kick back in the tube of life, and let the cosmic river of fate take you where you need to go.

The waters of life run deep stoner Pisces, and so will your thoughts. August will be a month full of introspective marijuana musings and smoke circle analytics. How do you fit into the wider terrestrial world around you? How does your smoke circle fit within the bigger picture of long-term life goals? The good news is you don’t have to figure it out immediately, and you will have all your partners-in-chronic to toke the contemplative trip with you.

This endo-excursion into your inner workings should not be seen as a depressing task. Instead, it should be viewed as an optimistic, deep dive of discovery. You are not simply looking for a way to cope or dwell on problems. You are exploring every crevice of what it is that keeps you curious, and what around you fills you with inspiration. Overall, this should be a pot-filled positive adventure. One filled with multiple self-revelations, and certainly many smoke spot stops along the way.

Be forewarned stoner Pisces: Contemplative moods may distract from the day-to-day tasks of the workplace. To be safeguarded from hazy minded forgetfulness, create and work from a to-do list! You may not accomplish everything on your list, but you will know where you stand.

Avoid dramatic interactions with coworkers. Unnecessary drama at work could ruin your personal dance party. A delicate balance is required with coworkers. Collaboration will be the key toward progress. A positive work experience will flow over to positive interpersonal relationships. The stoner Pisces should come out of August ready for the next period, as long as they keep interactions with coworkers and their cannabis cohorts on the up and up.

Leo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Leo you are entering a month of abundance. The planets have aligned to bless you with all the energy required to thrive. At times though, there will be out-of-body experiences where your travels on the terrestrial plane will be on autopilot. Spark one up stoner Leo, your auto pilot can be trusted like a brand new Tesla. As long as you monitor your adventures with a moral third eye, you should avoid a fiery crash.

Take care stoner Leo. The beginning of the month will begin with a frenetic pace. Toke time for repairing meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Focus on healing whatever ails your cosmic spacesuit. Hot medicated yoga is a wonderful release for the body. With special attention to your soul suit, you should thrive in a chaotic and energetic climate.

August will be a tail of two halves, split down the middle by the full moon on the 15th. The first half will be marked by a heavy social influence. Work, tasks, and obstacles may seem mundane and tedious as your mind will be filled with social excursions. The second half of August will be more balanced as a logical focus returns, and social experimenting lies closer to home.

Your cosmic sacred herbal prescription for August is also a tale of two halves. The concern for the beginning of August is to fall into a zombie-like trance roaming the terrestrial plane without direction. There will be plenty of social adventures with the canna-crew, but work must also be done. Lean into the energy from the sun during this period with sacred Sativa strains. Avoid zombie-like couch lock mental trances. The Sativa strain of the sacred herb will assist in clarity and focus during cosmic rides on auto pilot. During the second half of the month, a more broad selection of the sacred herb may be partaken. This can be customized to suit your needs: A balanced hybrid during times of activity, and a deep Indica strain for secluded home projects.

With the right balance of self care and a keen third eye vision, the stoner Leo will ride the energetic wave of August like a canna-champion.

Libra Stoner Horoscope August

I’ve never used the words weird and quirky to describe a cosmic influence for a stoner star sign; but stoner Libra, those are the words I think of relating to the final summer month.

Weird in terms of balance. A sense of vertigo may descend on you. In these moments, prepare a small dose of the sacred herb to keep you grounded. What appears to be solid ground may start shifting in unexpected ways. If you can find it, the sacred Strawberry Banana Indica strain should do nicely to calm the nerves and seek clarity amid a shifting landscape.

Quirky in terms of direction. Remember when you were a child, learning about the disorientation of spinning really fast, and then trying to move to a target. There will be unexpected adventures and surprising results in August. No medicated meditative smoke session can foresee these quirky August surprises. Toke time early in the month to prepare yourself for the adventure ahead. Sink deep into the calming nature of the sacred herb. Curl up or stretch out, but focus on confidence and adaptability. Rest and repair your cosmic spacesuit early in the month so that you are at optimal performance going into this mysterious period.

August is a dance party stoner Libra. With a swirling planetary influence, you may seem pushed and pulled in multiple directions at one time. Don’t allow the frivolity of moving obstacles weigh you down. Put on your favorite tunes, and dance through the melee of moving targets. You will see with the right attitude that there is a rhythm to challenges you face. With a positive attitude and strong beat, you can safely navigate the most crowded dance floor.

All of this may seem a bit ominous. I do have something specific and wonderful to share about the month ahead: There will be pleasant opportunities for fellowship with your canna-crew. These opportunities may not be traditional or what you would expect, but they will be full of summer fun none-the-less. The best part of these events will be your participation.

Here comes the wave stoner Libra, get ready to ride.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August

In August the stoner Capricorn will be faster than a bong rip, more powerful than a fatty blunt, and able to pass the bowl in a single motion. You are amazing stoner Capricorn! With the right herbal prescription and planetary assistance, there is nothing you can’t accomplish in the final summer month. Maybe even some times, all things at once. Lean into this cosmic support. Select Sativa strains of the sacred herb to be your herbal copilot on this productive mission. Lean into this energetic cosmic kick with the focus and clarity of the Sativa strain. This prescription will be your herbal assistant encouraging determination within the hard work ahead.

Seek balance stoner Capricorn. You can’t push your mind and body into the red without recuperative smoke stops. Keep a keen third eye on the health of your cosmic spacesuit. Exercise, stretching, and even a nap will help keep your progressive engine roaring.

Toke time to self on secluded evenings with a deep Indica strain. Balance the frenetic pace with a restful recuperative medicated solo smoke session. The tasks, projects, and progressive work will all be there the next day. A medicated evening with the sacred herb and your internal self will help the frayed nerves repair for the continued adventure of August. If you are feeling frayed and fried from energetic mental endeavors, toke time with the sacred herb and your chosen form of exercise. A nice jog through a wooded shady trail sounds wonderful.

There is one hidden challenge that the final summer month will bring. Energy and cosmic empowerment will create a feeling that you can do it all by yourself, and you can. However, all progress and achievement is more sustainable and rewarding with participation from your canna-crew. While you are smoking up all the tasks of the day, find ways to bring your coworkers and or canna-buddies into the progression process. Stoner Capricorn success is sweeter when it is shared, just like that perfectly rolled joint.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

August will be a time of repair and reflection for the stoner Cancer.

The final summer month should not be labeled as selfish, but cosmic influence will support an internal focus. There will be many opportunities to steal away from the hustle, bustle, and drama of the terrestrial world. Your mission is to seek out and toke these opportunities where they come.

There is no sacred strain prescription for you this month. Moments of clarity and internal connection will be found in unlikely places. Even though a medicated meditative deep internal dive with the sacred herb in a quiet dark room is on the agenda, energetic activities may also provide moments of deep internal contemplation. Pack a bowl and seek your soul whenever the opportunity arises. Even within crowds of terrestrial astronauts you will be able to float away to the depths of your being.

Use these solitary moments of contemplation to align your terrestrial experience with your cosmic mission. Often we veer off the path of progress when we battle the obstacles of the material world. There is something your internal guide needs to share with you. Perhaps there is something wrong with your cosmic spacesuit you have been ignoring. Or there is an obstacle you’ve been avoiding that is blocking your path. The meditative sessions with the sacred herb will illuminate these issues, and allow you to truly see what needs to be accomplished. Not for the world around you, but for yourself.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: Do not lock yourself away for all of these medicated internal journeys. This temptation may persist throughout the month. Even though the dramatic noise of smoke circle squabbling can distract you from your internal thoughts, there will be moments available with the cannabis crew for deep introspection. However, if the noise of fellow terrestrial astronauts is too much to hear yourself think, be sure to have your escape hatch ready for launch.

Aries Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Aries push hesitancy aside, and dispose of all reservations. This is the season of the Fire Sign! The universe will send a kick of energy and confidence your way in the final month of summer. While stress is likely, success is even more certain. You can expect to make great strides in the things that may bring you the most trepidation. Strive for success stoner Aries, not speed. There will be plenty of wins that come with great ease, but you should be prepared to go in hard with a steady grind. August is all about achieving balance: Push for fun accomplishments early in the month, but be willing to work toward more practical and humble goals toward the end of the month.

The sacred herbal prescription for August is a balanced hybrid. The month will be comprised of many ups, but how you react to the downs will be crucial. Balance could be the key between substantial success, and missing your mark. Operating outside of your comfort zone is exhilarating, but at the same time it can produce an aura of anxiety. The Sativa side of things will help you settle into a succinct groove, handling business and checking off that to-do list. And the Indica influences will help flip those pangs of anxiety into feelings of well-being. The balanced result will turn the negative energy into positive action.

Be forewarned stoner Aries: Proceed with caution when playing with fellow terrestrial astronauts. A bold cosmic wind could bring out more from you than your smoke circle is ready for. While they might be surprised, your response to their surprise will be the deciding factor. It is up to you stoner Aries, whether you proceed with a hot head, or play it cool. If needed, take a time out for a solo smoke sesh. Puff, puff, pass the time reflecting on where you’re at, and where you want to go.

Seek a progressive smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month while confidence is high. There will be many adventures and distractions that keep you from this task, but this is the most optimal time to take a deep meditative dive into yourself. Seek inner understanding and alignment of your chakras. With this session, success in August will be more likely, and more impactful toward long term progress.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Virgo let’s employ the Atari video game Pitfall to fully understand the traps and opportunities of the month. Your path may not be predetermined, but walk the path you must. There will be sturdy rope swings to take you safely across obstacles; and there will be hidden traps that set you back on your progressive path. Much like the video game, your fate will rest in your actions and decisions regarding each obstacle and opportunity.

General advice becomes its own trap in July. Each stoner Virgo will have their own progressive path to navigate. The tools to promote progress within each inflection point could vary drastically between each individual. Know thyself stoner Virgo. Use the sacred herb as a meditative guide to engage your third eye, and connect your inner self with external decision making. Opportunities will come at you fast in July. But some of these opportunities will be pitfalls in disguise. The stoner Virgo will need all the tools available to engage opportunities and obstacles. You must channel your stoney psychic inner self to navigate the path ahead.

Again, I cannot give a specific sacred herbal prescription to aid in your video game adventure. Cannabis strains may be like that ancient Atari controller. By engaging your third eye in the decision-making, the likelihood of selecting the correct action will increase. Whatever actions and decisions you make in July, please remember stoner Virgo: This life is a game. Play hard. Play smart. Have fun.

There is a soft edge to this ominous monthly reading. All stoner Virgos will have an increased opportunity for companionship. Those already with cannabis companions should utilize the sacred herb to grease the gears of romance. Those that puff together stay together. Single Virgos may be distracted by all the video game action, but they will find new cannabis cohorts to share in the ganja game.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Taurus there will be some moments in July where it might feel like there is something funky in the air, and we’re not just talking about the sweet scent of freshly burnt sensimilla. While this period may be tainted by a cosmic malaise or queasy feeling, it will be important to avoid being … ma-lazy. I have the remedy my lovely stoner bull: Meditate and medicate with a trusted Sativa strain of the sacred herb. The objective is to avoid getting ‘stoned’ and stuck; instead toke-up to keep energy levels elevated and maintain a higher motivation. Those that get off the couch and ‘do’, will accomplish almost limitless projects and goals. Don’t let the sunny days of July dwindle and slip away stoner Taurus. If you can think it, and if you can dream it, you should get out there and get it done!

Please note: There is a difference between high aspirations and having your head stuck in the clouds. It can be nice to take a break, and lift your head above the stress of the day. But this month it will be important to invoke the healing side of the sacred herb. A holistic approach will be needed during this season. Self care will be the foundation for all other accomplishments. Meditative smoke sessions should also focus on what motivates you. This internal understanding is crucial to chart a course to your progressive destination. There is a great green world all around us, just waiting to be explored. Grab the ganja and your canna-crew. Get off the couch and find your bliss!

Stoner Taurus the path forward may not always be lit with navigational markers. When you run into an obstacle, find a way around, over, or under it. Creativity and relentless determination will see you through to your final destination. Be persistent, but be aware of spill over. Other tokin’ terrestrials close to you may be going through their own conflicts with the cosmos. Don’t impose your will or perspective without being invited to do so. Empathy, understanding, and herbal infused fellowship will be key to progress through any uncertain stages.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Calm cosmic winds will create open opportunities all around the stoner Scorpio. A lack of universal influence will provide freedom to move and do what you want without ambivalent forces pushing or pulling on your direction. Toke time with the sacred herb to consult with your inner self. Early in the month dive deep into the center of yourself with a secluded solo sesh. Ask your inner navigator, “Where do you want to go? What do you want to achieve?” For some this will be a goal. For other stoner Scorpios this will be a direction. The answer is quite unique to each individual. But once this cannabis assisted internal confab is complete, set out with firm confidence on your terrestrial mission.

Getting off to a great start in July is critical. Chill out with the sacred herb early in the month. There is a cosmic opportunity early in the month to relax, repair, and center yourself and your terrestrial spacesuit. Make sure the tasks of the day are done, but toke time for self.

Single stoner Scorpios keep your third eye engaged during your personal travels. You are almost assured to meet a cannabis companion in July. This newfound cannabis companion may not be a life love, but more of a partner-in-chronic. Whether you find a lover or a new smoke circle companion, stay engaged during your travels so not to miss this opportunity. We all need more cannabis crew-mates on our cosmic spaceship.

Stoner Scorpio, I know you won’t miss your daily allowance of vitamin THC during July, but you must take opportunities to get out and soak up some vitamin D. The solar rays will reign down positivity. These are the moments that will be crucial in your friendly endeavors. The month may start with a deep dive into the caverns of yourself, but the rest of the month should be spent outside with regenerative solar panels soaking up the energy of our solar mother.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Sagittarius the second summer month will be a bright and fortunate period. Hey buddy, just in time for that summer sun. Stay hydrated and enjoy an abundance of summer smoke sessions. Your sacred herbal prescription for July is wide open. All strains of the sacred herb are available for you to meditate with. However, be forewarned my stoner Sag: Sacred smoke sessions should be used with a keen eye toward engaging the third eye, and opening creative windows for problem solving.

Economically independent stoner Sagittarius’ will be armed with the WD40 of life; problems and obstacles will slip and slide with ease on your progressive travels. However, avoid getting too baked under all the blissful solar rays. Paranoia must be avoided. You got this. Believe in yourself!

Stoner Sag’s stuck in the gears of the economic grind will see success in July with a keen third eye toward duty and professionalism. Early in the month, find a quiet place to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. Use this sacred smoke session as a shot of confidence. You are good enough just the way you are. As long as you mind your corporate requirements, success and progression surely guaranteed.

Single stoner Sag’s rejoice! The planets have aligned to open a corridor of happiness this month. Love is never guaranteed, but smoke circle expansion and grand terrestrial adventures will bring sacred connections with fellow cosmic astronauts. This universal opportunity for joy and happiness is simply a door; you have to walk through it stoner Sag. Those living life with a partner-in-chronic should expect the same opportunity for happiness, but they might have to work a little harder for it. Freedom of movement will assist the single stoner Sag to seek out moments of happiness. The partnered stoner Sag must find internal freedom of movement. Toke time with the sacred herb to look inward. Seek out that deep connection between your inner self and your familial hearth. Every once in a while we need to recognize what’s right in front of us to regain appreciation, love, and happiness.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Pisces the easy-going summer continues from June into July. Let’s look at this protracted cosmic influence as a celestial lubricant allowing the stoner Pisces to slide into whatever adventure they want to manifest. Positive cosmic winds support a sort of choose-your-own-adventure in the second summer month.

Soak up the sun stoner Pisces! Solar rays will bring a kick of energy, like you’ve installed solar panels on your head. This solar kick will be the catalyst to achievement, determination, and creativity required to forge your own path. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: Too much time soaking up those solar rays will leave your cosmic space suit depleted. Care and attention must be paid on internal requirements as well as terrestrial adventures. Do it all! Get out and enjoy smokey adventures under the summer sun, and then kick back with a nap. Play hard with cannabis companions and rest well. Wash, rinse, repeat.

During this all-you-can-eat adventure buffet of July, be forewarned: Anything you want does not include close interpersonal relationships. If your energy starts to overwhelm cannabis companions, tone it down, and think it out. Puff puff pass on demands of others. Thoughtful self control will come in handy. The energetic boost in July could give you solar super powers. Use them for good stoner Pisces. At work, you could become the MVP of the team. Within your smoke circle you could become the partner-in-chronic everybody relies on.

Within the work sphere, opportunity for advancement will present itself this month. However, this month’s largest opportunity in the work sphere comes from within. An honest assessment of your occupation could lead to positive change in the future. Toke time for a solo smoke session to contemplate how your work fits into your desired life path. Change may not come directly from this meditative exercise, but this important task could be the first step toward positive change in future periods. Puff puff plot the path.

Libra Stoner Horoscope July 2019

This month, the stoner Libra will have a series of events where they must decide on when to hold ‘em and when to smoke ‘em. In some cases the line between the two may become a little hazy. Summer is officially at full burn, and this period shows no signs of cooling down. While spring is the season of growth, summer is the time when ideas and actions will fully ripen.
July will be the month where seeds planted long ago come to fruition. You may find a trusted smoke buddy grows into the roll of full fledged partner-in-chronic. Not necessarily romantically. A passion project or half baked idea formed in a smoke filled setting, may form into a solid, executable plan of action with a purpose. This is when it will be crucial to know when to separate the ganja and the grind: Even though the seeds for success might have been planted while meditating with the sacred herb, it will take a clear minded determination to manifest the dream into reality.

Stoner Libra It is likely the personal sphere and the business sphere will blend at times in the second summer month. With meditation and marijuana moments you will enhance the sight of your third eye. As the month progresses, this clarity of vision will aid in decision making regarding difficult obstacles impeding progress. When you still feel unsure of how to proceed, consult your canna-family when additional advice is needed. Remember, a friend with weed is a friend indeed. Share a bowl, share a laugh, and talk through all the seemingly stoney ideas until they finally make sense.

Don’t let the smoke clouds of problem solving obscure opportunities. It’s summer! For the stoner Libra anything can happen at any given moment with the proper mindset. The days are long and the possibilities are endless. Adventure and opportunity will only be limited by your ability to imagine. There are countless smoke spots with picturesque scenes just waiting to be captured by you and your canna crew. There will be plenty of time to sit on the couch once the heat fades, but right now your mission is to pack the piece, make sure your stash is stocked, and to savor every smoky moment of the season.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Of all the monthly periods of 2019, July may be the one that comes the most natural to the stoner Gemini. Some of your most notable characteristics will be crucial in navigating the sporadic scenarios of summer. The best advice is to just be your standard, stony self: Adaptive, thoughtful and at times impulsive. Let’s add flexibility to the fine list of characteristics. Even some of the best sun-soaked plans could need remodeling at any moment. Whether it be a camping trip, or a getaway to your favorite secluded smoke spot, know your itinerary can change without prior notice. When this happens, remember to stay calm and smoke on stoner Gemini. You got this. Dramatic changes are likely in July, but there is no need to fear the unknown. Instead, roll up a fatty and run towards it! All requirements for coping, or dealing with the obstacles of change, will be within your stoner star sign’s repertoire.

The most dynamic actions will manifest within the personal sphere this month. You are surrounded by a plethora of pot-friendly peeps, each with their own story and inner workings. So many stars crossing can at first seem chaotic. But once the smoke clears, you will find you are all cannabis cosmonauts flying on the same terrestrial cruiser with more in common than conflicting.

If tensions do arise, do not shrink away from responsibility. Be active and participate in conflict resolution. The peace pipe should be clean and on standby. The stash jar should be well stocked. Sharing a bowl can mean so much more than simply ‘getting stoned.’ The sacred herb can be a catalyst for conversation, and a way to rise above the fray while keeping everyone grounded. An herbal assistant to help meet each other on the same level. Your natural individual characteristics will be your best asset in turning dynamic change and challenges into positive progress for the whole ganja loving group.

Stoner Gemini, with all that being said, you must travel through July with confidence in self. A medicated meditation with the sacred herb early in the month will bring about the positive shift in perspective. And be certain, there will be plenty to smile about. Your ability to zig and zag as the month twists and turns, will convert a wild ride into memorable cosmic road trip. Remember to take time to stop and smoke the flowers. It may be a long trek to the top of the mountain, but rest assured the view from ten thousand feet high will be breathtaking.

Leo Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Settle down and smoke up stoner Leo! July will be a month of interesting conundrums. Many paths will stretch out in front of you. The road less traveled is always an enticing mysterious option, but sometimes the straight and narrow, or the tried-and-true provides for a smooth ride. Whatever route you choose, know that all the available options can lead to a positive destination. You are likely to encounter obstacles regardless of your choice. The sacred herb will help light the way. What first may seem outrageous could be a lucrative opportunity once viewed from a different vantage point.

While enjoying the sacred herb will be necessary to maintain balance, it will serve a more practical role during this period. Out of the norm challenges will call for out of the box solutions. Cannabis can be a fine way to recreate and relax, and it can also inspire far beyond instinctive reactions to find creative solutions. Specifically Sativa strains can be a catalyst to problem solving. However, be mindful stoner Leo to meditate on the final destination, not roadblocks along the path. No matter where your journey takes you, don’t forget to enjoy the ride.

Sacred smoke sessions with your cannabis crew are not merely recommended, but are mandatory this season. Puffing, passing, and laughing your with your smoke circle will be good for the body and great for the group. Advice from a different perspective could be the cosmic grease that keeps those karmic gears turning in a positive direction. Once solid momentum is achieved, it will be no thing to keep it moving. Grinding hard early in the month will also make way for more time with the pot-loving peeps later in the month. As long as you work hard to get the joint rolling in the first weeks, you and the canna crew can roast-up more herb as the summer days heat up.

The cosmic doctor offers a prescription of romance in July for partnered Leos. But the stoner Leo must fill the prescription to receive the remedies. Take your cannabis companion on an adventure, and enjoy life to its highest. Whether or not the stoner Leo has a special partner-in-chronic, a weekend getaway is a must. Blessings will come to those who actively seek them. So grab your bud-loving buddies, and find your bliss!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July 2019

While other star signs might be running frenetically in the summer sun, the stoner Capricorn will be lounging; soaking up the solar rays for future energetic adventures. This month is all about recharging the batteries in your terrestrial spacesuit. Your sacred herbal prescription for this month of R&R is wide open, but Indica strains and Indica-heavy hybrids will be most suited for July.

July is all about you stoner Capricorn. Rest and Recuperation is the main requirement. How you accomplish this task is up to each individual. Perhaps a deep solo medicated smoke session with the sacred herb in a comfortable spot sealed off from the world, will be on the agenda. Maybe a medicated nap under the summer sun will do the trick. Everything is available to the stoner Capricorn in the second summer month. So do it all! Just don’t forget to turn the cell phone off, and apply adequate amounts of sun screen during your medicated meditative restful respites.

Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: In order to take advantage of easy moments escaping the hustle and bustle of the terrestrial world, you must be decisive when obstacles or tasks are placed in front of you. Taking care of timely tasks will increase the amount, and quality, of restful meditative moments. The universal influence of this period of recuperation does not imply escaping reality and responsibility. The planets have simply aligned to support these zen summer excursions.

Sadly stoner Capricorn, I have no wishful predictions of budding love in July. However, this period will be great for acquiring smoke circle canna-buddies and strengthening bonds with cannabis companions. Be sure to include your partners-in-chronic on your stress free summer excursions. July might be all about your rest and recuperation, but that doesn’t mean your fellow cannabis connoisseurs can’t tag along.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Cancer an unusual planetary alignment will cover the second summer month. Cosmic forces will push against your good nature. This flip flop of supported character traits might come as a blessing in disguise. The cosmic anomaly will bring newfound ambition and confidence. A more strident and authoritative stance could feel like a super power for the stoner crab.

Keep calm and smoke on stoner Cancer. Maintain a keen third eye on internal grounding. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for adjusting your desired temperament. Balance will be key, so stock your sacred stash box with hybrid strains. Select a Sativa dominant strain for those powerful confident moods where your new super power is ready to be unleashed upon the world. Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety with an Indica dominant hybrid when the unusual planetary alignment creates an unsorted feeling.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: July’s cosmic turbulence is like surfing a wave. Balance and stamina is the key. If you lose focus or determination, you could risk drowning under the wave.

And get ready to ride immediately stoner Cancer. The newfound powerful tone will present itself in the workplace early in the period. Are you strong enough to wield this power? You can do it! Start off the month with your Sativa dominant hybrid. Use the Indica dominant hybrid to fall back and reassess if things don’t work out. As turbulent as this cosmic wave may feel in the moment, you have limitless options to find positive progress.

For single stoner Cancers, this dynamic period will be positive and rewarding. The versatility in your lifestyle will give you the necessary flexibility to maintain balance in a shifting environment. Be sure to stick to your own instincts and internally guided path. Do not let others lead you in July. For stoner Cancers with a partner-in-chronic, July is optimal for planning and familial gatherings. Ride the chaotic wave to positive blessings.

Aries Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Aries the second summer month will be a time of doing! The current planetary alignment will support, and almost require, a frenetic pace. Leave the full bodied Indica strains in the stash box. Sativa strains and Sativa dominant hybrids will be the sacred prescription for July.

Doing, not spending, stoner Aries. The terrestrial missions and project fulfillment of July must be accomplished with hard work or acute intellect, not through monetary spending. Too many times terrestrial astronauts assign accomplishment to material assets. The universal support this month is more about internal progress and task management than material trinkets. However, there is nothing holding you back from increased earnings during this energetic month.

Toke time early in the month to fly high above the terrestrial plane on a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. From these medicated highs, the stoner Aries will be able to see life in context from a broader perspective. Think of this meditative moment as a tool for organizing the frenetic energy toward internal progress. Aligning bountiful opportunities with internal desire will help take the edge off the frenetic pace, and illuminate the desired pathway. Opportunities will be abundant in July. Take on as many as possible. Success will be assured with a contemplative plan of action, and organized methodology of progress.

Before the month concludes, toke time for another deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb. This meditative smoke session will act as a book end to a crazy busy period. Seek insight into how the actions of the month related to internal desires. Now, instead of flying high above the terrestrial plane, sink deep into yourself for connected analysis. An Indica strain can be applied for this meditative download. This final action of July could lead to breakthroughs for future time periods.

Burn one for me you delightful busy bee.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Stoner Aquarius summer is in full bloom. You can expect every meaning of the word to manifest in excess this season. You are heating up and should make necessary preparations for the hot streak that is your future. It will be important to nurture your physical needs first; then proceed full speed ahead with your mission of channeling creativity into a greater, greener cosmos. Maintaining a well nourished, and hydrated cosmic spacesuit will keep your spirits feeling fresh, your mind finely tuned. Hydration is crucial as you embark upon a real life game of chutes and ladders. You can expect a persistent series of ups and downs. Ease the mind and rest assured stoner Aquarius. Burn one down and light one up when necessary. Vertical progress will be high and frequent, with downward slides being few and with only shallow dips.

Hard work and concentration will be required for every success in the work field. During July there will be overwhelming opportunities, with what might feel like too little time. Call upon the sacred herb to maintain a can-do attitude while creating cosmic beauty all around you. It’s advised you stick to Sativa or Sativa dominant hybrid strains this month. This prescription will invoke inspiration, and boost energy to help you multitask your way to higher levels of achievement. Puff puff plan to feel overwhelmed at times; the month really does hold that much potential and promise. Don’t forget to stop and smoke the flowers stoner Aquarius. Checking off the to-dos and completing grand projects should be a priority; but it is also important we take the time to acknowledge and admire our accomplishments. After a job well done, you can enjoy a joint well rolled while preparing for your next series of successes.

Between the work realm and home life, the theme of the season will be shared: Knowing when to give freely, and when to hold something back. You do not need to reveal every ingredient of your secret-to-success sauce. Some sneaky peekers may try to overtake your operations if they know your inner workings. While you want to help the group as a whole, sometimes it’s okay to leave a little something to mystery. When it comes to your cannabis crew, you will always find truth in the saying “sharing is caring.” By the end of the month, you may notice your smoke circle has grown. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to draw like minded tokin’ terrestrial astronauts into your orbit, and together your cosmic adventures will bloom bright for all to admire.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Freedom! The first summer month will bring a cosmic lubricant to any stoner Virgos stuck in the grind of life. Romance, business, all spheres will be affected by this cosmic blessing. Put on your cannabis club kicks; your dance card with the sacred herb is wide open. Any, and all, strains can be considered during your terrestrial travels during June.

Freedom is an interesting concept stoner Virgo. The universe is not blessing you with the ability to do what you want, when you want, with whomever you want. This freedom is more tied to an outcome of result. With a well mapped plan, and solid decision making, nothing is standing in your way for any desired outcome. Toke time on many occasions during this period to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. Focus on the actions required to arrive at a desired location. Universal influences will assist you in all tasks and activities toward that goal; but a cannabis inspired outline will be necessary to write the final chapter.

Be forewarned stoner Virgo: Freedom for fellow terrestrial astronauts must be respected. All universal support will flip to negative headwinds if your travels take advantage or suppress the freedom of others. Puff puff pass on manipulation stoner Virgo. Consult with your cannabis companions if an ethical dilemma may arise. Their herbal inspired wisdom could help navigate moral pitfalls.

Bowls are best shared together in June. Celebrate freedom with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Inspiration, assistance, and joy is sure to come from smokey summer adventures with your best buds. For single Virgos, these adventurous excursions may lead to cannabis companion prospects. For partnered Virgos these terrestrial treks will reinvigorate the engines of love. No matter your relationship status, June is sure to be a period of enlightenment and smoke circle expansion.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Taurus smoke up, settle down, and be sure to bring plenty of munchies. June is going to be one wild ride; kind of like an encounter with a potent edible. Be aware the journey will be positive overall, but side effects may include wild swings of confidence and emotion. Know that regardless of whether the majority of the experience is positive, or at times less pleasant, the ride will eventually come to an end. The best advice for navigating your way through these smoky times is to seek allyship. Canna-buddies and smoke circle acquaintances will be the secret ingredient to ensure this month gets baked properly. You know the one: That bud loving buddy who is there to remind you everything is going to be ok. The friend who is able to tell you when needed, “You just trippin.”

Strict focus on the tasks at hand will be required to make it through this unstable cosmic period. Take time early in the month for a meditative smoke session. Cloud up the air and clear your mind. A balanced hybrid will be the best sacred selection to keep your aspirations high, and your mental game grounded. Seek strains low in THC and higher in CBD. The ideal balance will be struck when you find the sacred herb that helps you medicate without feeling like you’re sky high.

I usually avoid strict and overly direct advice, but be forewarned stoner Taurus: This month is not the time to take risky chances in business, or to be reckless with your finances. Any and all investments should have a clear short term payoff, and debt should be avoided. The goal is to be able to pay it forward, not getting stuck having to pay it back.

In the sphere of love, act with conviction. While you should move carefully when making financial decisions, be prepared to go all-in without equivocation when it comes to matters of the heart. This applies to both the single and synced up stoner Taurus. Be sincere and succinct in your conduct toward current and future cannabis companions.

All in all this may not sound like an overtly positive month, but it is. Or, rather it can be if you make it stoner Taurus. Creativity and artistic endeavors will rise above the frantic fray during this time. It will be those moments in between hard work and smoke circle socializing that you will be able to dive into that passion project you’ve been putting off. While this season might be marred by uncertain swings, your soul and spirit will soar from your creative achievements.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Scorpio last month self motivation was a key ingredient to success and progress. In June you may find yourself floating with the universal river current to your desired destination. Toke time to chill early this month. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Powerful cosmic currents will propel your terrestrial travels.

The last time period also focused on the work sphere. This month the tasks and obstacles of work will melt away to the background as personal ambitions and interests rise to the forefront. A deep solo smoke session with the sacred herb may help this transfer of power. You will go from a rigorous self motivated hike in May to a relaxed river float in June. Seek balance early in the month with the sacred herb as your third eye focus readjusts. Regaining balance amid changing cosmic conditions will be key. There will be challenges and obstacles early as the personal sphere comes into focus.

Keep calm and puff on stoner Scorpio. These personal obstacles and conflicts may seem sharp and dangerous at first glance, but success and progress will be found once they are addressed. Simply addressing the familial obstacles and cannabis companion conundrums will be all that is required. Perhaps simply your intelligent charm will be the only necessary tool for conflict resolution.

Once you have gained your balance in June two things must come into focus. First, seek allyship and smoke circle expansion. You’ve been working so hard, it’s time to smoke out your funtime ganja gang. Second, utilize a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to turn your third eye gaze inward. Focus on health, both mental and physical. These two things often are intertwined. The self motivation to tackle tasks last month must be utilized internally this month. I’ll leave you with this riddle: What comes first, the cardio workout or the genuine smile?

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Let’s get ready to stumble stoner Sagittarius! A phrase like topsy-turvy is nonsensical with no succinct definition, but we all know what it means. The month of June will bring this jumbled colloquial phrase to bare for the stoner Sagittarius. It describes perfectly the unstable ground you can expect to navigate during this time. While you can expect a rocky road, don’t dismay, this does not mean you are fated to failure. It will take concerted effort on your part, but more stable footing is achievable.

The first month of summer will bring all the ingredients that make this human condition so great. There will be sweet and certainly sour. Hardships, setbacks, and hard won success. The secret to surviving the series of unpredictable events ahead will be a strong strive for balance and a solid regiment of self care. A strict diet of hybrid strains of the sacred herb is recommended. The mellow Indica side of cannabis can help you remain centered when circumstances threaten to shake your core. The inspiring and invigorating influences from the Sativa side will raise your spirits, and soothe the soul so you are ready to take on the next challenge.

While the sacred herb can aid in achieving spiritual equilibrium, it should not solely be relied on as a magical cure-all. Exercise. Meditate. Sleep. Repeat as needed. As long as you invest the time and resources nurturing the needs of the body and mind, you will be ready to address whatever obstacles arise; and advance towards more peaceful pastures.

In this chaotic cosmic environment, following your guttural instinct is what you need to progress. This doesn’t mean every idea is a good one. Rather, you should solve problems and move on. Sitting too long on decisions could be like swimming in quicksand; if you dwell too long contemplating your next move, you will run out of time to put the plan into action.

Remember stoner Sag, karma works like a rubber band on a cosmic scale. Often the way you treat people snaps back to affect you as well. Be mindful of how you interact and treat fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in June. Deception and manipulation are hard nos. Spend your time sharing kind words and kind bud, not ill will. Puff, puff, pass that fresh packed bowl and positivity, instead of harshing on other’s good vibes. To keep it simple is best: Treat others with the same level of care you practice for yourself, and all will be lifted to higher levels of happiness.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Pisces you will handle business in June! At first, you may feel like kicking back, lighting one up, and turning on the cruise control. While the prospect of coasting through the summer months might sound enticing, where’s the fun in that? The month of June should bring a stable period for love and romance. Whether you are in the mood to stay inside with your favorite Indica strain and munchies, or you are inspired to snag your stoney snacks and set out into the great unknown with a sweet sativa, find your own special smoke spot stoner Pisces, and bask in your bliss.

Cosmic support won’t allow any grand tragedy or triumphs in the love sphere; so while unnecessary risk taking is not advisable, be confident in the choices you pursue. You may pass on particular romantic opportunities because you are focusing on your business or side hustle. And, that’s okay. Before you can help others grow, you must make sure your own roots are planted in firm soil. There will be more opportunities in coming times, and new and unexpected cannabis companions may surprise you. The setting of social smoke sessions will introduce new stoney friends, and will deepen existing bonds with your current cannabis cohorts.

Stoner Pisces you can take a less aggressive approach in the financial realm. While you should avoid being reckless this month, you will feel less stress about your monetary green, and spend more time relaxing while roasting your recreational greens. It’s not quite that you won the lottery stoner Pisces, but let’s just say you’ve pulled a pretty solid Monopoly card. As Chance has it, you should be expecting some unexpected winnings. Do not count these bountiful blessings when planning your regular finances, but be on the lookout for those extra frosty nuggets of good fortune.

You may expect a fairly easy going time in the work and financial realms, but now is a good time for investment. This means different things for different stoner Pisces, but there will be cosmic support for investment itself. Perhaps that cannabis inspired great idea may become a new revenue stream. Perhaps you inspire a fellow cannabis companion to pursue their next grand endeavor. What is certain is networking will procure new allies to help you with the conundrums of life, the universe, and everything. So, be sure to pack a bowl for two. A bowl shared and pleasant conversation will lead to the ah-ha moment you need to progress.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Libra the first summer month will bring a warm cosmic breeze to the sphere of love. With the sacred herb as your internal guide, all stoner Libras will bask under these warm cosmic rays.

As you know better than any star sign, the world is in a constant flux of the karmic balancing of universal scales. These cosmic winds and currents are beyond our understanding, and difficult to manipulate. However, there are times when the planets align, that we may tip the scales in our own favor. The first summer month may be this opportunity for the stoner Libra.

Work issues will be solved easily as the machinations of the workplace melt away into cosmic background noise. Show up on time, make the necessary decisions, lead your team, and everything will work out at work. This may be more challenging than it would appear as your third eye gaze will be tuned into the personal sphere. So diligence, mindfulness, and attention will be required in the workplace. Puff puff pass on the corporate dash. Utilize the patience of the sacred herb to avoid hurried decisions. Allow a natural culmination of events and flow of information during corporate travels; so as they will not impact the beauty of the personal sphere.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb. A deep and rich Indica strain should do nicely. This solo medicated meditative smoke session will be an exploration into yourself. True internal ‘want’ and ‘desire’ will be the subject of this sacred herbal probe. Whether you are a single stoner Libra, or in a partnership, this task could make all the difference for the June time period.

Turning the third eye gaze inward, to contemplate and discover what personal end you truly desire, will be a liberating smoke session. With this newfound confidence in self and direction, get out among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Do not stop to count all the smoke circles you encounter, just be sure to join them all!

Leo Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Leo can you feel it? The sun continues to shine down on the leader of the pack. As the cosmic breeze warms around you, know you too are heading into a hot streak. With positive solar winds at your back, you will move smoothly and steadily toward success in June. Do not be fooled however; while you have a prevailing force behind you, it is ultimately up to you to maintain forward momentum. It will be up to you to avoid couch lock. Seek timing on when you can chill out and pack a bowl, and when it is time to put down the pipe and get back to the grind.

Stick with those sweet, sticky Sativas during your journey through June. Often times the stoner Leo impacts the world through straightforward means. In contrast, this month creativity and perseverance will be necessary tools as you assume a supportive role with your cannabis companions. For the usually headstrong stoner Leo, this will be a difficult balance to achieve. You do not want to be a mooch and simply coast on your best buds’ successes, but it will also take effort not to push people out of the way and just do it yourself. The middle path will be the best. Be confident in your supporting role: As their partner-in-chronic you simply need to be there to help lift them up when they fall down, and spark up a fat one when it’s time chill out.

Be prepared stoner Leo, you will likely experience some hazy moments of moral conundrums this month. When the mind gets clouded, take time to clear the air before you move forward. Please remember dear stoner Lion: You cannot exact retribution and justice upon the pride. Trust that these karmic things will take care of themselves. Too much force is certain to create further chaos and confusion. So keep the peace pipe packed with the calming sacred herb to help follow a more gentle, ganja filled path.

Work and recreation must be kept separate this month. In your time on the clock, stay firm in your efforts. Then find time later to stoke the flames of passionate endeavors. As long as you remain resolute, you will achieve lion sized results every time. Which means when it is time to rest you will be able to do so worry free. This summer you will find a cosmic sweet spot for both romantic and platonic bonds. You may not be the leader of the pack this month, but love strong and smoke on, stoner Leo! Your pride is your team.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Gemini the lazy, hazy days of spring are slipping away. The summer days ahead welcome you with the promise of strange energetic times. This period will be dynamic in all aspects of your life. Unique opportunities and summer adventure await; some of which may be outside of your typical routine. Don’t fret my lovely twin, broadening your comfort zone will be vital in the days ahead.

Start the month off with a clear, sharp mind. Ground yourself, and find your center balance early in June. Locate a sacred strain with high CBD and low THC to keep the mind clear, and reinvigorate the body and spirit.

Cosmic influence this month is not negative or positive in nature, but dangerous. Situations, decisions, and actions will be impactful for the stoner Gemini. Toke a moment often this month to contemplate where the chain of dominoes lead before you knock down the first one. The mindful stoner Gemini has the tools needed to properly navigate the trials ahead.

Regarding the personal sphere, it’s essential you address issues immediately. Squash the beef now so you don’t run into the bull later. Do not meet anger with anger; instead honestly assess the situation to see if you fuel the flames that now threaten to burn. As quickly as an ember can spread across a bowl, a humble moment of reflection can help snuff it out.

The work sphere will be swirling between calm and turbulent machinations throughout the month. Sometimes all we need is a little weed to release the pressure of the economic grind. So ensure your flight box is prepped for launch, and mentally steel yourself for critical deadlines.

Believe in yourself stoner Gemini. Find confidence boosting exercises to add to the daily routine in June. Remember that self criticism is self harm. It’s natural to have empathy and an open heart for others, but it’s important to give yourself the same benefit.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Capricorn the sun is out, and your camera should be too! Ahead of you are many long, hazy days you must fill with lasting happy memories. Your adventures will know no limit, other than what you are able to imagine and execute. Think big and dig in. The world is your garden this month. Sow kindness and positivity early in the season. What grows will nurture and sustain you, and your cannabis companions, far through the summer months. Whether you like to plan your endo-excursions in advance, or light one up and let the mystery unfold as you go, stay active and stay outdoors. The summer should be spent sharing bowls of good greens with your best buds trekking through the great unknown discovering new smoke spots.

Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: This month gets off to a rocky start in the business sphere, and familial relations may encounter similar strife. Do not hold back or put off resolving these issues in real time. This may mean you put in extra effort to keep the emails and the to-dos from piling up. The work realm in June will likely bring new business endeavors, and possibly new business partners. Set specific times to meet early with your economic cohorts to make sure everyone is on the same level. While visions of how best to pursue passion projects will be different, all efforts will likely lead to a positive culmination. Differing opinions may seem annoying and problematic at first, but diversity will be beneficial in the long run. In the end you will have more tools in the chest to tackle a greater variety of problems.

Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate this truism: Communication is a two way street. While there will be tensions early on, how long they last will be up to you. Listening and hearing is just as important as speaking and explaining. A good way to establish a give-and-take balance is by invoking the puff, puff, pass approach. Communing with cannabis creates a situation where all parties will have specific time to toke, and also time to talk.

Single and coupled stoner Capricorns are all but guaranteed passionate moments in the first summer month. Just don’t let the blissful haze of a hot heart obscure responsible decision making. Empathy and sincere emotion are wonderful attributes, but you want to be certain of your feelings before making any substantial commitments. Whether by yourself, or with your future cannabis companion, take time to meditate with the sacred herb before you take the leap. Think on it and toke on it, stoner Capricorn, and then you can trust wherever your heart may take you.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Cancer the planets have shifted past their bright and energetic phase of influence, and now the celestial climb has changed to freedom! This new planetary alignment will assist in freedom of movement. Progressive anchors will be lifted, and you will be free to move toward internal desires and destinations. Toke a moment with a Sativa hybrid to consider what would bring you joy to your life. Dive deep with this meditative smoke session. Do not focus on the now, but the long term. When your destination becomes visible on the horizon, focus on the path and push ahead.

No nets of life can contain the agile, troubleshooting ways of the self motivated stoner Cancer. This period is best traversed by eager Cancers that are self motivated. After your true internal direction is attained, leave the deep meditative dives behind. While walking the path, internal contemplative soul searches will only lead to more questions, and obscure your grand vision on the horizon. Keep your smoker’s travel kit packed with airy Sativa strains of the sacred herb. Remain focused and motivated progressing toward your desired reality.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere may feel like rowing up a sand dune in a paddle boat, staring at the same palm tree in the distance wondering, “Why?” Remain steadfast and keep your third eye gaze on the prized oasis ahead, and don’t question management’s bizarre methods. Instead use these moments to check everything over in detail. Be sure to dot your I’s and cross your T’s. It should all make sense in time.

June’s terrestrial travels will require some attention to your smoke circle. This could also mean finding new canna-buddies. Don’t shy away from opportunities to find budding friendships! Understanding that we’re all in this journey together, and leaning on one another for assistance or advice in times of need, will be crucial to overcoming the obstacles of the first summer month.

A final kernel of wisdom my dear stoner Cancer: Any monetary assets gained in this span could be put to better use in future periods. It is suggested to save now for a more fruitful harvest ahead.

Aries Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Aries the month of June is a mixed bag of sacred herb. A bit of swag with a bit of kind bud. As with the usual mantra of life, the blessings of June will be what you make of your mixed bag.

The work sphere has immense potential this month. However, there will be no safe space for your cannabis enthusiasm in the workplace. Be mindful to keep a clear line of separation with workplace activities and smoke circle enjoyment. It is also true that you will need to view business activities with clear eyes. Any smoke clouds at work could obscure and hide necessary tasks. All diligent efforts in the business sphere will pay off by the end of the June time period. Attack stoner Aries! With clear sight and a motivated heart, attack your work responsibilities with vigor.

After the work day is complete, blow off steam with sweet sacred greens. Try to find an Indica dominate hybrid strain for the after work parties. Enlist the support of your cannabis cohorts. The sacred herb is best enjoyed in a circle with your best buds. Be forewarned stoner Aries: The clear line of work and cannabis includes the smoke circle. Your recuperative smoke sessions should be with cannabis companions, not work buds.

The planets have aligned in June to assist the stoner Aries on a mission for self improvement. Cardio workouts are always good for your cosmic spacesuit, but you need to strive for more during this period. Attention to the physical condition of your cosmic spacesuit is important and necessary, but time and energy must be given to the emotional soul inside the physical suit. Find a way to workout among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Seek recuperative enjoyment from your physical exercise. This will differ from one stoner Aries to another, but toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your passionate personal desires. These efforts will harden your space suit and brighten your soul.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Inhale, breathe deep, and let it be stoner Aquarius. The month of June sets up to be a reparative relaxed time. The planets have aligned into a calm configuration where troubles and obstacles will be resolved with ease and without harm. All strains of the sacred herb are at your disposal this month. With this calm cosmic configuration, focus can confidently be placed on internal ambitions.

The first summer month may feel like time is slowing down for the stoner Aquarius. However, this won’t be the case for all your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances. The key to June will be understanding and perspective. Not just understanding the pace of others, but also understanding your own internal situation. Do not expect others to travel at your pace, and certainly avoid any pressure to match their speed. Live and let live, or smoke and let smoke can be your motto in June.

Keep your stash jar loaded stoner Aquarius. Puff puff pass on the stress of a deadline, and sink deep into internal contemplation. Thorough analysis of an obstacle or situation will lead you down the best path to success and progression. June will not require you to morph into a stoner Buddha, or a weed infused philosopher; but the business and personal spheres will be best navigated with your thinking cap firmly fitted.

During this melodic and methodical period, toke time for meditative smoke sessions focused on self. Keen insights will be gained during June, drawing you closer to your internal self, motives, and destiny. With the right blend of the sacred herb and introspection, the stoner Aquarius could reach internal breakthroughs that launch them toward progress in future time periods. Blast off my deep thinking terrestrial astronaut. Cosmic understanding will be found at the deep edges of yourself.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Virgo, the final month of spring will be marked by a rain of positivity from a supportive celestial alignment. In order to make the most of these benefits, you must stay active. Avoid couchlock and putting off tasks for later. While it may always be nice to get high, those who remain ‘high minded’ will be the winners of the day. Keep your focus on the big picture; getting bogged down within the swamp of minutia is likely to stall progress.

Stoner Virgos are advised to carve out specific times for meditative smoke sessions. Before you can spread optimism, you must strive to be your optimal self. There is a distinct difference between a ‘live and let live’ mentality, and simply being lazy. The obvious goal is to be part of the first mindset. Your success should not be contingent upon the actions of others. Which also means you should not worry yourself over others’ actions. Instead, when able, take the opportunity to smoke a bowl and turn the third eye inward. While the universe is sure to offer potential for prospective progress, it will be up to you, stoner Virgo, to take action. Whether it means staying a little late, or arriving to the job a little early, make the most of the situation at hand by being ready to rise to the occasion. Your diligence will ensure you are ready for that big moment when opportunity calls.

True for all stoner Virgos, personal obstacles must be conquered alone. This serves as a reminder that stoner Virgos will require solo toke time in order to prepare themselves for the demands of external forces. Bringing smoke circle acquaintances into personal situations might result in adding unnecessary fuel to the fire. Do your best to make sure you are prepared for any and all obstacles that might arise. While it can be nice to share a moment and a bowl with our fellow cannabis companions, there are times when we must rise to the occasion on our own. Be confident in your ability to overcome any, and all, adverse conditions the cosmos may bring your way. Once you have conquered the conflicts of the day, be ready to call upon your bud-loving buddies to spark one up or share a celebratory bowl for the win.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Taurus the planetary alignment of May will bring a stagnant chill influence to both the personal and business realm. This interesting cosmic malaise will leave you without support, but also without negative machinations. Whether the bowl is half full or empty, the stoner Taurus bull still tokes on.

Let’s look at the month of May in two halves split by the full flower moon of the 18th.

First Half:
Fuel your own engine. With stagnant universal influence, motivation and energy must come from within. Avoid all Indica strains of the sacred herb. Matching the calm of the cosmos with this chill bud could lead to your downfall stoner Taurus. The first 17 days of the period should be approached on a strict diet of Sativa greens. The calm cosmic winds provide more stable ground to stand on. This is the perfect time to strike up a small business adventure, or focus on ways to shine and climb at work. Production must come from within, but it will lead to progress. Be forewarned stoner Taurus: The first half effort must be coupled with methodical contemplation and patient execution. No rushing, especially in potentially dramatic situations. Seek allies in your quest for productive progress. Assemble a team of canna-buddies, and take down those goals.

Second Half:
This will be the optimal time to focus on the personal sphere. After the full moon, the personal sphere will become dynamic with swirling winds of change. Chill stoner Taurus, both single and partnered bulls will be able to ride these dynamic winds to positive outcomes. The stagnant universal influence will continue, but personal evaluation will come from the clear skies. Now the Indica species of the sacred herb will assist you. Sink into yourself and soar high above the terrestrial plain. Seek a high minded perspective to maneuver within the chaotic messages.

Channel your inner positive self stoner Taurus. The bowl is half full.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will bring an all encompassing shower of positive cosmic support. Dude, pretty cool right? Your mission will be to puff puff pass this shower of positivity to your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

The universe works in strange ways. Often there will be no road signs marking the path to positivity. In May, as long as you are following your own plotted path, cosmic support should light the way. However, be forewarned stoner Sagittarius: Do not attempt to predict or force this universal blessing. Remain confident in self, and simply continue down your chosen path.

The universe is also doubling down with this rain of positivity. Kinda like topping that flower bowl with a nice keif dusting. Additional cosmic support may come from cannabis companions and smoke circle canna-buddies. Yup, mingling among the hive will bring a honey pot of positivity. I sure hope your chosen path in May includes adventures with your bud loving buddies.

At work it is advised you strive to be the best. Creativity will not be required, but hard work and task mastery will see you through to progress in the work sphere. Grind hard at work so you can grind it up at home.

Stoner Sagittarius’ in a relationship may float on, everything will be alright! The single stoner Sag can expect an active period of flirtatious dating. Long term companionship may not be in the stars, but that doesn’t mean flirting can’t be fun. Get out stoner Sag, and enjoy your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Seek fun adventure with no relationship pressure.

Within the familial dynamic, be proactive with obstacles that arise. Do not put off grievances or difficult situations. A simple misunderstanding can fester into a dramatic problem if ignored. Familial problems can often disappear into a smoke cloud of a shared bowl. If the family member does not partake in the sacred herb, sometimes a solo session before confrontation can take the edge of defensive ego away. Remember stoner Sagittarius, communication and understanding is a two way dynamic. Outward messaging must also be accompanied by inward receiving.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Scorpio as April showers subside, you can expect May flowers to bloom in full force. Bright solar rays of energy and encouragement will lead to an abundance of opportunities and new prospects. It could be cliche to say, but the sky’s the limit! The reality is this: Your choice to pursue such endeavors will be a determining factor in how high your successes reach. While the season is ripe for big bong rips, and roaming the terrestrial plain to your favorite smoke spots, there will be times you need to pass on the puff puff. You will be able to enjoy the best of both worlds, as long as you are able to know when to hold ‘em, and know when to roll ‘em.

The workplace should be your main focus when it comes to grinding hard. Just like in the personal sphere, your positive emanations will bring certain opportunity for career advancement. Keep a keen eye to tasks at hand stoner Scorpio. Pay attention and keep open ears to the input of coworkers. Collective efforts and persistence is sure to pay off. Whether or not your corporate cohorts are cannabis friendly, all who invest their time and efforts are sure to equally enjoy the plentiful harvest of a hard day’s work.

Get up and get out into the world stoner Scorpio! Float on and fly high among your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Expanding your areas of exploration is sure to result in smoke circle expansion. These new canna-buddies will blend more minds to ponder the big picture, and they are certain to lead to more opportunities flexing your entrepreneurial muscles. Don’t be shy stoner Scorpio! People are sure to see your bright solar aura surrounding you, and they will be unable to resist discovering what you are all about.

All possibilities will be brought together in May. The enthusiasm you bring to each individual situation will light the way. It is likely that newfound cannabis companions could spark inspiration for a new, and lucrative side-hustle. Just remember, sharing is caring: Positive culminations from newfound cannabis-companions will come from mutual progress, not selfish gain.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Pisces you are compassionate, artistic, and gentle. You have wisdom to share with all of those who are fortunate to intersect your path. While ‘gentle’ may not be an attribute traditionally associated with those of a leader, this will be precisely the roll you will inhabit this month. An unusual planetary alignment will coax leadership skills out of the stoner Pisces. This May, you will hit the ground running, and still be able to run the grounds hitting your favorite greens. It is advised, however, to have a specific plan before you leap into action. Trust your intuition. The cosmos has your back! With the help of the calming cannabinoid confidant, you can turn fear into fierceness, and anxiety into action.

In the workplace it is certainly okay to be a bud-loving buddy, a friend of the sacred herb. But, ultimately belief in oneself will be the key to progress during the month of May. There is no new magic wand you will wield. Rather, prompt attention and efficient movements will see you through to crossing the finish line tape of success. Regardless of whether or not you are the de-facto leader of projects, know that your input will be heard and appreciated by all of your peers in the workplace. During tense moments, or when the group is up against a deadline, will be the time when the stoner Pisces will shine the brightest. You have no need to pretend to be a know-it-all, but your know-how will be an indispensable contribution to the group. Be sure to let the greens blaze freely at home. Let your inner light burn brightly in the professional setting. You will accomplish it all stoner Pisces.

There is a cosmic kick to this unusual period. With a newly exhibited confidence, and a new way of looking at opportunities, problems, and obstacles, this period is perfect for habitual discovery. Break out of old patterns! The universe supports you! Travel down paths usually avoided or ignored. Self reliance and tenacity is a must! Puff, puff, pass the good vibes stoner Pisces. These new paths will lead to magical and meaningful manifestations with your fellow terrestrial travelers. Whether you are sharing a freshly ground bowl of the green Earth’s finest, or sharing in the trials of life, the universe, and everything, your good will and kind heart is sure to ripple into the farthest reaches of the galaxies.

Libra Stoner Horoscope May 2019

The final Spring month will be a bright and active period for the stoner Libra. To take advantage of the positive planetary positioning, the stoner Libra must maintain confidence in themselves. Not necessarily confidence in one’s self, but confidence in direction as well. It is the direct direction of the stoner Libra that will be most important during the final Spring month. Equivocation of resolve, or meandering off the chosen path could lead to the downfall of this positive period.

Early in the month, this direction must be contemplated with the sacred herb. Find a solitary space without distraction to medicate and meditate on your life path direction, and the level of confidence in it. This smoke session with the sacred herb may very well give you the exercise needed to proceed down your chosen path with vigor.

This heady contemplation could prove stressful. There are a few strains that could limit the anxiety of your lofty mission this month:
– Granddaddy Purple (Indica)
– Jack Herer (Sativa)
– Girl Scout Cookies (Hybrid)
A carefully selected strain of the sacred herb could be the perfect guiding light for your life path in May. With a positive path laid out, simple pot holes and bumps in the road will be easily navigated.

Familial mediation will be required from the stoner Libra this period. Cannabis companions will need your balanced assessment, and opinion, to sort out a problem of their own. However, be forewarned stoner Libra: Impartiality must be maintained. To truly assist multiple parties you are fond of, no sides can be taken or lobbied for. Simply help them find their own path to reconciliation. Perhaps a shared bowl among loved ones could be the bridge over their problematic gap.

The full moon of the 18th marks a clear line of activity. Positive dynamism is to be expected after the Full Flower Moon. A wonderful catalyst to this positive period will be a focus on personal health. By this time the summer months will only be days away. It’s never too late to start working on that beach body and hiking cardio.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May2019

The stoner Leo will keep those fires blazing in the final Spring month, as positive energy and good fortune continue to rain down as cosmic blessings from the universe. While May is likely to bring a few last minute showers, your energy and perseverance will bring the heat needed to keep the inner light burning bright. Whether you prefer a well balanced blunt, or a freshly packed bowl, keep the greens fresh with an optimistic outlook. Equilibrium is always a noble goal. You are sure to find your inner zen as long as you keep your eyes on that peaceful prize, and you keep your aspirations high.

Take time early in the month to organize your tasks and prepare a plan of attack. Frequent meditative smoke sessions in the first few days of the month will result in a fruitful fortitude you will carry with you throughout the summer season. Just be mindful of where and how you direct your fiery gaze.

Be forewarned stoner Leo: Meandering around putting out fires as they pop up, could lead you off the positive path in May. A well established task list will assist in maximizing productive output. Smoke for satisfaction and sound mind; stretch the imagination for achievement. You may even surprise yourself with what you can get done by maintaining an organized platform.

The final spring month will produce a bountiful harvest of warm embraces. This will apply equally to bud-loving buddies, and your closest cannabis companion. Use the warming days to stoke the flames of friendship and goodwill among your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Use the warming nights to embrace your current, or potential, partner-in-chronic to fan the embers of cosmic companionship. Single and partnered stoner Leos will both benefit as long as their intentions remain stoney and steadfast.

The days are growing longer stoner Leo. Do not pass up that last minute smoke filled adventure; however trivial it may seem. May 18th is the flower full moon. The period around this full moon will be particularly dynamic. Remember, it is never too late to plant the seeds of prosperity. Just like the canvas of colorful flora that will bloom during this month, the efforts you put in today will result in the long lasting growth of tomorrow.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Gemini the final Spring month may feel like running in sand toward goals in the distant future. But fear not my stoner yin yang twin, there are plenty of tools and options to lead you down a progressive path in May. With the right sacred greens, and canna-buddies to share bowls with, you will have more than enough support on your terrestrial travels.

This slow and methodical cosmic support may seem like a period of great calm and contentment. Although this feeling will be quite welcome, and a pleasant experience, it comes with dangers. It will be very easy to float through May staring at the stars and enjoying the spring flowers. An indifferent attitude and relaxed nature will be easy to slip into, like a trance. However, this pleasant trance could lead to a future trap. Problems and obstacles pleasantly ignored today will become monstrous mountains of stress tomorrow.

All forward progress will come under power of your own engines stoner Gemini. Progressive action and advantage must be created and taken by you. The first inspired tool to swim through this stagnant cosmic malaise will be a strict diet of Sativa greens. The energetic species of the sacred herb could give you the extra boost to get the tasks of the day done. Avoid Indica for fear of time and dangers slipping past with ease. Answer the cosmic questions. Put out the small fires as they appear. Diligence to solve the issues that arise will assure the enjoyment of this serendipitous period.

Seek out activities with canna-buddies. These smoke circle activities may seem frivolous in your quest for a progressive path, but the mere act of joining your cannabis crew for fun festivities will illuminate solutions on your journey. Get out, or stay in! No matter the time or place, make sure your life in May is filled with cannabis companions and family alike.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Capricorn get up and get moving! In the last Spring month you must provide the momentum toward progress, the planets won’t help. But all is not lost. With the right ingredients of the sacred herb and a positive plan, the month of May will be a delight for all the senses.

In some ways May will be a choose-your-own-adventure story, waiting for you to write it. Take a trip with the sacred herb if you need inspiration on the chapters ahead of you. The number one rule for May: Stay active! To assist in your active endeavors, limit your cannabis diet to Sativa strains only. This herbal assistant will help keep the energy high and motivation strong.

This active lifestyle comes with tremendously rewarding byproducts. Toke time to look inward during your travels with Mary Jane. Your destined path is right in front of you. The most important byproduct of increased activity is the health benefits, both mental and physical. The current planetary alignment will not nudge stoner Capricorns toward an active and energetic lifestyle. However, Capricorns will see universal support once they become active. If you sit back and chill, you will lose opportunity.

Create your own momentum stoner Capricorn! Are you stuck in the gears of the economic grind? May is the perfect month to take a chance on change. Only you know your circumstance, but it may be time to come to grips with your fear and desire. Toke time for a solo smoke session with a piece of paper and a pen. What do you want? What bothers you about your current situation? A simple writing exercise could lead to that breakthrough that starts you down that passionate path to freedom. In the end, it very well could be a new direction or effort in your current field that could make all the difference. You can’t find out until you consult with the sacred herb and your inner self.

The full moon of the 18th marks an important transition for the stoner Capricorn. If you were able to motivate yourself in the first half of the month, then a peaceful positive period will ensue. Now a hybrid strain, or even dabbling with Indica will be possible in the final stage of May. Crucial family issues will come to bare during this phase. As long as you keep your cool, all issues will be solved without harm. Chill buds between cannabis companions is always a decent way to freeze out a tense mood.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Cancer cosmic rays of energy will shine down on your sign in the final Spring month. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades. This bright solar impact will provide loads of energy, but it could also burn if you don’t apply the right protection. Fear not my lovely stoner crab, I have the right tools to keep you flying high in May.

The beginning of the month will be crucial. Early in the month toke time for a solo meditative smoke session focused on confidence and direction. Center yourself before embarking on your terrestrial travels in May. The strain or species of the sacred herb does not matter. The energetic influence of the universe will not matter if you are not firm about your internal confidence and progressive direction.

Buzzing energy will draw bees to the hive, and you will be the honey. Watch out! Common sense and a little restraint may be required to make it through May unscathed. First, my lovely single stoner Cancers: Don’t over do it! Sprinkle in a measure of responsible consideration before buzzing about pollinating all the flowers. Second, my strong partnered stoner Cancer: Focus solely on your cannabis companion. If you go play to close to the sun, your domestic shelter may not be there next time it rains. Remain grounded, but enjoy fluttering your flirtatious wings. Keep smoke sessions light to keep your head from getting lost in the clouds, but impactful to maintain your internal grounding.

This connection to your internal self will be crucial to success in May. The strong flow of energy will be great for work and activities, but cannabis companions may be in a different planetary alignment. Short sighted impulse can hurt the stoner Cancer in May, and cause problems with canna-buddies who may not understand the frenetic energy of the period. Smoke on it stoner Cancer. New information in May must be verified before action results. Act with full throated desire once accurate information is obtained.

Avoid burnout stoner Cancer! After the full moon of the 18th, the energetic action of May will kick into another gear. Lean on cannabis companions and canna-buddies when the dynamism and chaos reach red line levels. Brief smoke sessions with a balanced hybrid strain could help see you through the dynamic end of Spring.

In the end many lessons will be learned, and an epiphany of self discovery is probable. You got this stoner Cancer.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Aquarius the final Spring month is upon us. This means more sun, and more hours to get things done. You will have no problem filling up your calendar with adventure and tasks. But if you feel like the to-do list is too much to handle, please remember this mantra for May: Stay calm, and smoke on. Be confident, you will be in no short supply of grit and energy to get the job done. In fact, you will likely be working on more than one task at a time. While there are circumstances when it is better to tackle obstacles one after the other, May is the period for setting high goals, and putting forth maximum grind. Multitasking will be crucial in order to unleash your greatest potential.

While you are unleashing your mind and body conquering conflicts, and creating lasting results, do not neglect the spirit stoner Aquarius. In between spurts of success, take time to pause, pack a bowl, and ponder the future change you would like to see. Contemplative meditation with the sacred herb will be a must during this arduous journey. Exercising the brain and refueling the soul will be crucial to help envision the magic you wish to manifest. Keep the sacred stash jar loaded, and your closest partners-in-chronic on speedial. Working hard will be the secret sauce in this month’s recipe for success, but you will not get much accomplished if you are weary and worn down.

When it comes to the work sphere, any and all positive changes will be possible. Toke time to contemplate the change you would like to see by invoking the help of herbal inspirations. Remain focused on desired outcomes. Like the other aspects of your life, the universe, and everything, work will be one wild and rewarding ride. Keep the momentum flowin’ and those bowls a glowin’ stoner Aquarius.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: Do not use a sledgehammer when a gentle nudge is all that is needed. Brute force will not work in May. Remain fluid, and use your adaptive skills to work your way through tenuous circumstances. While strength can be an asset, skillful direction of perspective and perseverance will produce stronger results. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, every investment will blossom, and will be a part of the perennial process of progress.

Aries Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Aries it’s always a fine idea to puff, puff, pass. But, if you’re honest with yourself, you may have been passing on necessary tasks a little too much lately. Now the pressure is building from across the circle to accomplish the polite pass. Obstacles and problems put off in past periods will come to a head in May. While is safe to say your current situation is self-inflicted, don’t beat yourself up too much. Now you must be more selective when it comes to whether a particular circumstance suggests you light one up and mellow out, or requires you to put down the pipe and get down to the grind. It would be too much to say the month will be marred by confrontation, instead you should expect your calendar to be filled with conflict resolution.

This month the level of your achievements will be straight fire as you catch up for past transgressions, and burn through those lingering obstacles. Amidst all the movement, remember to keep your chill stoner Aries. Some obstacles will be leaped over with a single bound, others may require additional elbow grease, and more imaginative problem solving. No matter the amount of effort, or size of the obstacle, May will be the month to advance past these pesky problems; and plant the seeds for future progress. This is a great period to work with a new coalition of cannabis collaborators. Rely upon your fellow gardeners of the earth, and work to grow something long lasting and beautiful.

Regardless of external forces, considerable contemplation must be paid to the social sphere. Perhaps it’s time to take your relationship to the next level. This may mean many things:
– An acquaintance becomes a friend.
– A friend becomes a confidant.
– A romantic interest becomes your one and only cannabis companion.
Be gentle and be deliberate. Do not rush or force growth where it does not occur organically. Look inward stoner Aries! Invoke the intuitive third eye through meditations with the sacred herb. Trust that with proper contemplation and herbal consultation, you will realize what path you must travel. Be confident in the final destination stoner Aries! You may very well come to the conclusion to say ‘Let’s do this.’ It is also possible you decide to part ways with that special sensimilla someone. Handle the business you need to handle, and you will have more time to wander towards what it is you want.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April 2019

For the stoner Virgos that felt last month’s challenges with intensity, you’ll be pleased to know that Mercury’s current alignment will minimize both the positive and negative aspects of April. You could say the cosmic house is empty, so this would be the perfect time to throw on your favorite dancing skivvies and let loose. Spark one up, and get your sock slide going. In April it will be crucial to get up, dust yourself off, and try again stoner Virgo!

Persistence within your endeavors will significantly boost chances of success. Just because one facet doesn’t work out does not mean all is lost. Perception is over half the battle. Seek creative solutions and paths, both in work and in love. In the wise words of Mick Jagger, “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.” Don’t be afraid to think outside the box my virtuous Virgo! An unorthodox approach might be exactly what you need to keep rolling this month. Meditation with the sacred herb will assist in finding the direction you seek. When you’ve smoked it over, choose a direction or path, and stick to it.

Stoner Virgos that see what they want, and aren’t hesitant to take the steps necessary to get it, will find that these steps become updrafts filling their wings for flight. Task mastery will be high in April. Take on projects that have short term results, and thus get you into your groove quicker! This active month will bare the most fruit during or adjacent to this period.

For those Virgo’s out there who feel stuck in the corporate grind, consider kick starting that side hustle you’ve been thinking about. Not only will this allow you to do something you enjoy, but could eventually be the key to financial freedom! Perhaps your stoney sock sliding adventures will lead to a canna-business inspiration.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Taurus all five senses will be lit up in April as the likelihood of commingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts is high. Single, engaged, married Taurus’s, it does not matter. Your aura and energy will be well placed among your cannabis crew. Although you may be flying high in your cannabis fueled space suit, all the pleasures on the terrestrial plane will be available.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Behave and act with true and honest intentions. Be guarded so as not to be taken advantage of, and even monitor your own actions, so as not to take advantage of others. Pleasure at the expense of others will surely lead to a spiral of cosmic negativity. Puff puff pass on the judgement and manipulation stoner Taurus. Options and opportunities for enjoyment will be plentiful without forcing the issue. Allow the sacred herb to connect you with your inner self. Internal guidance will send you on the right path.

The work sphere can’t be put on cruise control, but the personal sphere will take most of your energy and focus in April. Mind your requisites stoner Taurus, and work will take care of itself. While the current work life may be straightforward without deviation, universal influences support a bold new idea to supplement your income. Perhaps this is the month to kick start that side hustle you’ve been researching. Much like smoking a joint, executing an ambitious idea starts with a spark and finishes with a satisfying exhale. Idea, follow through, completion, and now you are smokin!

With all the socializing expected in April, take time for self before and near the full moon of the 19th. A solo deep dive with the sacred herb in your favorite comfy smoke spot is the perfect recipe to rest and recuperate. Once you have recharged your internal batteries, you can get back to mingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019

The second month of Spring will be an active and bright period for the stoner Sagittarius. However, don’t be blinded by the positive light; dangerous moments or obstacles will certainly require engagement. A contemplative stoner Sagittarius will break through negative dangers to positive paths. Put on your stoner thinking cap Sag. Ignorance will truly be the only obstacle in your way this period.

Rule for April: Toke about it before reacting. Puff puff pass on the urge to solve problems expediently. The best decisions in April will be well formed. Time can be a great tool for solving important issues. Sometimes creative solutions are written in smoke clouds.

Use your wise cannabis connoisseurs for help where needed. Sometimes sage advice, or a story of a similar experience, will be the exact research to help you through a difficult decision. Sometimes life is more complicated than which strain to smoke stoner Sagittarius.

Last month you were advised to take stock in your resources. Crucial moments in April may arise where an asset in your inventory could take your progress to the next level. The universe is transitioning you from a period of collection to a period of utilization.

In the work sphere your active participation will increase the likelihood of success. Take advantage of opportunities to participate in work activities, groups, or meetings. Often the key to advancement at work lies within yourself. A great formula for success at work: Effort + Participation = Advancement. Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session focused on active participation. Be your own steward and activator of your own success and promotion.

After the full moon of the 19th, toke time for self. Curl up with a dank Indica strain and melt into your favorite spot. Self reflection and relaxation will assist the stoner Sagittarius to finish the month with enthusiasm. There may also be important discoveries that lie under the surface that only a deep dive into one’s self can flush out. Perhaps you’ve neglected an important cannabis companion or family member. It’s not too late to act my ambitious stoner Sag.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Do you feel that stoner Pisces? That’s the Spring sun shining rays of positivity down on you in April. However, care and attention must be given to all aspects of life to reap the rewards of this cosmic blessing. Keep your eyes on the road for shifting driving conditions! Unexpected obstacles are sure to pop up during April. Often I may give advice on strains or meditative themes to start the month off right. The second Spring month of 2019 should start with a sober outlook stoner Pisces. Call it a tolerance break if you like. Up until the full moon of the 19th, life will be best viewed with clear eyes.

Why? Changes or even surprises will be likely in the beginning stages of April. Do not fret my beautiful fishy friend. These changes or surprises will likely be of a positive nature. However, you will need your eyes on the road instead of lifting your head in the clouds. These changes or surprises can come in both the personal and work spheres. But with clear eyes and true intentions you will be more than capable of tackling all that you encounter. With confidence and sober driving, you will progress down the path of positive progression.

You can do it stoner Pisces. The sacred herb was there for you yesterday, and will be there for you tomorrow. Once the full moon of the 19th has passed, all kushy relations with your favorite papers, pipe, or pen may commence once again. The final third of the month should bring great rewards for the careful stewardship you completed in the 19 days. Share the bud and the positivity with your smoke circle. Your positive vibes will be contagious, and affect all of your bud loving buddies. By the end of the month you will be basking in the glow of the warm cosmic vibes.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April 2019

The sun will bring strong cosmic warmth and positivity to stoner Leos in April. But most importantly energy! The position of the sun this month will shed light on bountiful energy and opportunity. The increased energy from the sun will shine brightest in the work sphere. Whether you are a corporate warrior stuck in the economic grind or an entrepreneurial boss, this is the time to push ahead with increased vigor. Increased attention and output at work will lead to increased opportunity.

At work you may be like a Tasmanian Devil sweeping up work and opportunity with tornado-like power, but in the personal sphere you need to chill stoner Leo. Grind all day, puff puff pass on the stress at night. Toke time with the sacred herb to leave the work stress behind. Your cannabis companions can’t understand all the inner workings of your busy business life, but they still need you. And you need them. Keep your portable stash box loaded. A shared bowl between partners in chronic will be a healing elixir for the entire smoke circle.

You are the King of the Jungle stoner Leo. Socializing among your pride is necessary to keep everyone connected. While you are relaxing with the canna-crew after terrorizing the work sphere, lead those around you in conversation. This may seem simple, but the second Spring month will bring important insight that can only come from contemplative shared reflection.

While you are grinding it up with cannabis companions, be sure to remain true to your moral code. Be forewarned stoner Leo: There can be no double dealing. Act and speak with honesty and integrity. This is sure to be a dynamic period. Don’t muck it up with petty slights. After the full moon of the 19th, a positive cosmic rain will drench your personal sphere. But this wet heat wave will only occur if the stoner Leo stays true to their inner ideals. Cosmic support will come easy in that way stoner Leo. Upbeat energy with integrity is your thing!

Libra Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Libra although April is likely to bring heavy rain, one thing you can expect for sure, is a downpour of positivity. Just like the humidity, your energy and confidence will be high. While others are searching for their umbrellas, you will be unpacking your rain boots, and getting ready to make a splash. Just like every successful garden requires the collaboration of the sun and the water to flourish, the success of each stoner Libra will be the result of multiple forces working in concert. Trust in, but do not rely exclusively on those in your smoke circle for support. While they may guide you in the right direction, remember you are ultimately responsible for your final destination.

Now is the time to work toward reaching a higher level stoner Libra. Especially in the workplace. Whether you are seeking that promotion at work, or your entrepreneurial eyes have a new goals in mind, the current planetary alignment will support even the grandest of your aspirations. As long as you are able to stay on your grind, and put in the effort necessary, you are certain to elevate your situation. While the sky will be the limit this month, it will be up to you to keep yourself grounded. Whether it is a solo smoke session, or time spent rolling one up with canna-buddies, remember to stay true to your roots. Sometimes the best way to clear the air is by creating a little smoke.

Stoner Libra growth and progress does not happen without important decisions. Use the input of those around you for business decisions, giving additional weight to your most special partners-in-chronic. Make the most important decisions together. While you will encounter many who are ready to burn one down when the times are good; keep close those who are always ready to roll. These are the peeps who will be there even when the stash runs out.

Single stoner Libras can expect the greatest showering of blessings! Be assured the rains of positivity will affect the area of love the most. But, regardless of your relationship status, others will notice a special skip in your step. Just remember love is not a buffet. If there is a delightful, stoney snack you prefer over another, then stick with it. Do not fill your plate for the simple sake of variety.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Spring is upon us stoner Gemini. This means we are entering into a period where you will have plenty of time to roll one up, burn one down, and just chill out! April cosmic influences will usher in an era of contentment for the stoner Gemini. Investment early in the month to align the chakras and awaken the third eye will have immeasurable benefits lasting through the rest of the month. So find your zen, and you will have positive momentum as we move towards the long days of summer.

For your herbal inspiration this month, you should seek out a sweet and succulent hybrid strain of the sacred herb. The Sativa influences will keep you motivated and moving in a positive direction, while the mellowing properties of the Indicas will keep you grounded and focused on keeping your spirits lifted. Finding the right cannabis strain can mean the difference between chaotic thought and cerebral clarity. Targeted selection of the right strain helps you reach your highest potential.

With regards to both work and personal relationships, you will have two crucial directives:
1. Do not be forced into action by others.
2. Keep your cool. Avoid angry or reactive outbursts.
You can’t control what others do, stoner Gemini, only how you respond to their actions. If someone is intent on sending bad karma your way, do not react in kind. Remember it is better to respond with kindness. In other words, don’t let others’ bad vibes crush your groove!

Early in the month toke time to awaken your third eye. You will have better sight to notice more subtle changes. Pay attention to those closest to you. It is likely someone in your inner circle will be in need of your assistance around the time of the full moon. Whether you offer a willing ear to listen to their troubles, or simply share a bowl, your efforts will be appreciated.

Buckle up! Relationships will move to the next level in April. Don’t worry single Geminis, this doesn’t mean you will trip into marriage. All relationships can come under this positive cosmic influence. Longer days means you will have many opportunities for socializing and stoner-friendly smoke sessions. As a result, an acquaintance may become a better bud, or you strengthen a bond with a family member. And yes, you may even discover you are ready to turn a cannabis companion into your romantic partner in chronic.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Breathe easy stoner Capricorn, the second month of spring is sure to bring positive waves of cosmic support. In other words, you can do what you will, toke what you want, and accomplish all you set out to as long as you keep your herb to the grind. While spring flowers unfurl and the days grow longer, it will be up to you to choose your own adventures. It doesn’t matter if you are tokin’ by the lake, smokin’ by the ocean, or puffin’ your way on a mountain hike, get out there and explore the terrestrial plane! The planets have given you their blessings, so do not waste those precious hours being idle.

Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: Your travels in April will bring you to many crossroads. Choices will flood both the business and personal spheres. And choices must be made! Complacency or turning a blind eye to developments and dilemmas could potentially transform bright positivity into darker negative circumstances. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can help you avoid such setbacks. It will be beneficial for you to take a break with the bong or make a ganja-filled getaway. Not to run away from problems. They will still be there upon your return. The cannabis inspired adventures will give the mind the time and space needed to view issues from a ten thousand foot vantage point.

Remember, these decisions are yours, and yours to make alone. Other stoner star signs surrounding you may be experiencing different phases of their life. Be confident in your choices. Those around you may not have the means, or time to invest, into seeking out solutions at the moment. You will. So get your own gardening done early in the month, as those around you are likely to turn to you for assistance tilling their own fields. You cannot make their decisions for them, but you can always be a friend with weed, indeed.

Whether at home or in the workplace, listen carefully and pay attention to details. Stoner Capricorn open your third eye to all information presented to you. Vigilance in your information gathering will assist you in your quest for positive and progressive decisions. But, remain mindful: All the positive influences from the cosmos do not safeguard you from the outcomes of risky behavior. Just because you want something to be so, doesn’t mean it will manifest exactly how you imagine. Stay on the grind, and keep your mind focused on higher aspirations. As long as your intentions are always high minded, the results you achieve shall be also.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Cancer celestial bodies have aligned in the second Spring month to assist you in terrestrial harmony with the space and consciousness around you. Like whoa dude, I know. A stonerfied version of this phrase would be, your actions will have a higher likelihood of success in April. So breathe deep with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Seek the positivity the universe is shining down on you. Find the blessings of your cosmic position with a deep medicated meditative smoke session.

I have the perfect meditation tool for you this month stoner Cancer. 432 hertz is the harmonic healing frequency. Utilize this magic frequency with your herbal inspired meditation. Use this frequency as a tuning fork to connect with your inner voice and desire.

Alas stoner Cancer, April isn’t about meditating your way to a high consciousness! It’s about testing your desires and ideas in real world action. Use the sacred herb as a surgical tool. Utilize a deep Indica strain for solo harmonious meditative dives to connect your inner being with positive cosmic vibrations. Contrast this meditative herbal inspiration by utilizing a rich Sativa strain for real world terrestrial action.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, this harmonious period will be wasted without action. For every stoner Cancer the plan and action will be different, but the rewards from the cosmos the same. Celestial alignment supports harmony between internal desires and physical manifestation. These words are true in your personal and work spheres. The action may be different for each stoner Cancer, but the first step is a shared experience. The blessings of the universe are reaching out, but you must first seek harmony with the celestial bodies before moving forward with your terrestrial adventures.

The full moon of the 19th will mark a transition from heavy work to a brighter social period. Once the full moon passes, all the hard work and energy applied will seem like an investment in contentment. Seek balance in the final 10 days of the month with a low THC, high CBD hybrid strain. This change-up with the sacred herb will help transition periods and avoid hard charging burnout after intense deep focus and hyperactivity. Nobody likes a burnout stoner Cancer. Toke time for personal care before the end of the month.

Aries Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Aries the obstacles of last month have been demolished, and the rain has washed the debris away. The clouds have cleared to a brilliant display as the sun peaks. This all warming your life with a soothing cosmic influence in the second month of Spring. Deep contemplation of terrestrial concerns are in the past. Now you may feel a strange sensation, a deep internal pull to take to the sky. All paths are clear for takeoff. April is a time to live for the now, embrace the present, and toke time to appreciate the blessings of life.

April will be a very personal month for the stoner Aries. In this time you could be likened to a larva that emerges from their cocoon as a beautiful butterfly. Now is the time for this beautiful transformation. Through this process, one big deep meditative dive with the sacred herb won’t do it. Instead, toke time for several solo journeys with the sacred herb throughout the month. Seek depth and solace on your personal journey. Contemplate how you fit among your fellow terrestrial astronauts in this puzzle that is life. Answers and understanding will be found if you toke to the time to allow your inner self to speak and guide you.

Ah stoner Aries, unfortunately April cannot only be deep sea diving with your soul. The work of the day must be done. Cosmic influences have blessed you with a straight forward path in the work sphere. Be diligent, take care of the to-do list, and no harm or drama should come from your work sphere.

If you are ready to emerge from your cocoon, April could very well be a great period of transformation. This will be the time you look back on as a seminal moment of self discovery and personal progress. A deeper dive into the inner you could lead to a higher progression in the physical world. Examination of yourself could not only lead to inner understanding, but also contentment with those around you, and thus peace.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Aquarius transformation will be the consistent theme for April, just like the changing of the seasons. These movements will be noticeable to those around you, but growth will be primarily internal. Cosmic influences will remain minimal throughout the month. This does not mean you should float about aimlessly, quite the opposite is true. Since the stars do not have a path already charted, you will be the captain of your own vessel, and ultimately responsible for your final destination. So stoner Aquarius, chart a course, have a backup plan just in case, and set sails on your merry way. Since you are not on any particular timeline, you are invited to take the scenic route. Grab the snack pack, your favorite travel tokin’ piece, and take as many smoke breaks as you want. Whether you spend time getting hazy at your favorite smoke spot, or discover new lands to take herbal vacations, in April everywhere will feel like home. All this positive power will come as long as you are willing to adapt to new surroundings.

Remember stoner Aquarius, old endeavors can always lead to new beginnings. April represents a shift in cosmic phases. Problems or failed investments from the past will give way to new challenges and lucrative opportunities. Sometimes what we need most is not a change of scenery, but a shift in vantage point. It’s okay, and sometimes required, to hit the reset button. For you stoner Aquarius, this may mean retreating with a deep solo smoke session in order to meditate and get some ‘me time’. Or, you could seek a more social spiritual setting, and gather the cannabis crew to share the sacred herb. Whatever your approach, do not be afraid to invest the time needed to advance your story to the next chapter.

In matters close to home and the heart, be sure to solve conflicts efficiently. Don’t let issues fester or get out of control. It is easier to pull the weeds before they become unmanageable. Information is crucial in this sphere. As situations change, so might how you respond. Assess before you react in ways you might regret. Whether it’s an apology, renewed investment into better communication, or simply listening, don’t put it off. When in doubt smoke-it-out stoner Aquarius. If things get heated between you and your cannabis companion, harness the fire and burn a joint instead of burning bridges! In some situations take a break from the conflict, and try to find a little peace with your favorite piece. Once everyone is on the same level, you may have trouble remembering what the issue was to begin with.

Aquarius November 2018

Stoner Aquarius November will be all about the slow burn: So settled down, light one up, and let the good times roll. Although the weather may be cloudy, the best advice is to sit back with a fresh bowl of green and prepare for when blue skies return. Relax and recuperate with your favorite strain and fellow stoners. You will receive the greatest benefit if you invest your energy inward. The stars support spending time reconnecting with those who may have fallen away in times gone by. If there are apologies needed, then make them. If there are things that need to be said then say them. Sometimes we need to take a step back from a situation before we are ready to move forward. Do not miss an opportunity to spend time with your cannabis companions because of denial. Acknowledge the role you played in the disconnect with a lost bud.

Stoner Aquarius it is not required that you know your final destination so long as the direction you are headed is intentional. If you find yourself lost, it’s okay to make a u-turn, or double back to take the road less traveled. Spend the time needed preparing for the roads ahead, and it will be okay if you take a couple detours. While it is never a bad idea to wonder, you should limit the time you spend wandering. A space cruise can be therapeutic, and reaching for the stars can be aspirational, but right now the best advice is to keep your feet on the ground. The sacred herb does not cause us to blast off. Sometimes it can help us find our center of gravity, while all the other parts fall into place.

Regarding interpersonal relationships, whether this is romantic or friendly, be a willing copilot stoner Aquarius. When it comes to friends, all you have to do is be ready to ride, and bring some good green. Keep it light and fun loving, and all else will move forward in a positive direction. With lovers and loved ones, be sure you proceed cautiously with your intentions known. While there are no apparent roadblocks, it is important everyone agrees to the final destination, otherwise you will be in for a bumpy ride.

Aries November 2018

Stoner Aries this month should come as a breath of fresh air. It seems this time has been set aside for you to truly toke a moment to recover from the tedious daily grind. Puff puff pass on the stress this November and take time off work when possible. When you do have downtime, remember to toke time for yourself. Do things that bring you enjoyment!

As bold as you are, this month you need to direct that quality inward. Work as hard for yourself as you do on the job. And when you’ve got a moment to make plumes with your smoke circle, look out for a good brainstorm brewing on the horizon. This would be a marvelous time to seek collaboration for work problems. Not just with coworkers, but your partners-in-chronic may have the gust of creative inspiration you’ve needed. And though you may have the ability to take it all on, it is not recommended that you shoulder all the responsibility. Ensure your team takes the workload in balance. You already have your own personal mission this month.

Stoner Aries there is a personal fork in the road ahead. How the fork got there, or the motives behind the intersection are beyond comprehension. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Aries. How you react to disappointment could send you down the wrong road. Besides, the fork may be a product of your expectations. Keep your chill, and move on with positivity in your heart.

For those solo stoners, focus on finding peace and happiness in yourself. Release the pressure to find significant relationships. When we stop searching and toke a moment to love ourselves, we can be the best we can be, and find peace. And when you’re at peace, amazing things happen. Manifest your reality, single stoner Aries!

For the partnered Aries, cut through the smoke clouds this month and burn a path to your significant cannabis companion. Here you should seek to lavish your partner with quality time and quality tokage. It is time for you to fully enjoy this bond. Fight the good fight, and toke the good smoke.

Cancer November 2018

Stoner Cancer remember you are blessed! Events unfolding around you this month may make this feeling a bit harder to believe. You can’t always control what things happen, but you are still in charge of how you respond to the chaos when it comes. November will be a month where it seems like you are going nowhere fast, which is why you should avoid couchlock or being reckless with your herbal recreation time. You will not need any extra help slowing things down, so choose when you take your smoke sessions carefully.

You may want to consider taking a tolerance break this month stoner Cancer. This does not necessarily mean you need to give up the ganja completely. But you must be more strategic about when you take your toke time. There will be situations which will require a clear, logical, and focused mind. On the other hand, it will be equally important you set aside time to rest and realign your chakras. Perhaps this month your smoke sessions should be solo missions. Spending time by yourself, meditating with a freshly packed bowl of your favorite calming cannabis, will help ease the mind and invigorate your passion.

At work, you don’t need to be the most potent bud in the garden, but it will help if you are the most thought provoking. Keep people guessing where you will take them stoner Cancer. You still need to have specific goals, but it will require creative, out-of-the-box approaches to achieve them. Your canopy will grow to greater heights than many of your peers this month, but keep your roots firmly grounded. Be humble in your success. Remember stoner Cancer, there is a thin line between confident and cocky.

The brightest and most inspiring aspects this month will come from external forces. Those who are always ready to ride, and down to roll one up, will be a crucial element in lifting your spirits. Be generous with your kindness and friendship. You may not find ‘true love,’ but you will greatly expand your smoke circle simply by being your caring self. We get what we give, stoner Cancer, so keep the good vibes flowing. Even the simplest thing, like enjoying the sacred herb with your fellow stoners, will help to spark excitement in life and keep your passions burning strong.

Scorpio November 2018

So much time in life is spent seeking the colors in between black and white. November could prove to be a dazzling display for the stoner Scorpio. But do not allow your third eye and deep introspection to distract you from making clear and decisive decisions and actions. Last month ingrained trusting yourself, confidence in action, and valuing your own thoughts and opinion. These traits will help you choose actions with confidence in the current period. Important decisions like when it is time to pack a fresh bowl among-st friends, you don’t debate or hesitate; you act.

Confident action is exactly what you need right now stoner Scorpio. Furthermore you’ll find that there’s no time to stop and play out all of the ramifications and ripples of possible actions. That’s not to say act without thinking; but be aware that plans from previous periods will be about as effective as cached bud. Sometimes you just need a fresh choice of action and a fresh bowl. Everything you do this November will be set forth from your current mindset.

Again, avoid philosophical quandaries in November. There is no end to the depths of the human condition. It will be easy to get lost in the depths of complications so it is best to stay on the surface this month. It matters not if it’s the work or personal sphere, spelunking the depths of each problem isn’t a good idea.

Stoner Scorpio the end of the month may be much more emotional than expected. This period is perfect for healing traumas from long ago that still fester. Seeking closeness from a cannabis companion may open up an opportunity not just to share a bowl, but squash the beef. So spark one up and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for healing. Letting go of trauma is good for the soul.

Sagittarius November 2018

Stoner Sagittarius don’t be alarmed if you feel a surge of newfound energy! New planetary allies shine down on you this November to give you an extra boost. With this newfound cosmic support, multi tasking should be a breeze. So strike that poised archer pose from the tree-tops with a pipe blazing in your hand. Visualize your goals and burn a path to glory. The rewards won’t come easy, but with keen actions, a sharp mind, and the proper smoke signals, they will be yours.

Stoner Sagittarius, the cosmic ranger, despite being naturally charismatic tends to be a solitary sort. As you well know, they prefer to execute their missions alone. Nevertheless, to further your efforts this November it would be wise to utilize your fellow cosmic astronauts. You will be wise to make use of the profound thoughts your smoke circle puffs up. Everything you wish to accomplish can be done with a team effort!

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius: This surge of energy you feel doesn’t change who you are. Just like a knight charging the front line with an arrow nocked, an archer in the trees with a sword isn’t very effective either, now is it? Stay in your lane. Use your own tools and skills to aid forward movement to achieve the desired results. The swashbuckling sword approach has never been your style anyway.

Your life could be likened to a huge frosty bud right about now, but the threat of couch lock is very real! Grind hard stoner Sagittarius, and you will reap the sweet smoky zest of success. Best results for November can only be attained by constant motion and continued efforts. Combat the urge to lounge about in a snuggie with your favored Sativa strain!

Be on guard within your personal sphere! Just as the key pieces of a puzzle help you appreciate the bigger picture and where to attack next, important decisions based on arbitrary circumstances may require you to look further into your situation and position. Use your third eye to see a more holistic picture and find the proper response. A strong and decisive Sagittarius will walk out of the smoke unscathed. Your positive and strong emotional outlook should keep you sailing smooth.

Pisces November 2018

Stoner Pisces your success this month will not be determined by your abilities, but by your willingness to put in the effort needed to get the job done. You are more than capable of the hard grind ahead. However, in order to achieve harmony in November, you must give equal attention to nurturing the mind, body, and spirit. Focusing on any one aspect too much, may result in a chaotic period.

Success or failure will be the result of personal effort. There are no cosmic plots to bring you misfortune. This means you need to be mindful of the intentions of your fellow terrestrial travelers, and not worry so much about what the stars have in store. You may not be able to control the intentions of others, but you can be ready to respond in kind. Your best bet is to keep the peace pipe packed with your favorite, calming cannabis strain. As long as everyone is able to meet on the same herbal ground, all will be able to rise to a higher, more peaceful plain.

When it comes to work, your focus should be solely on your own responsibilities. There will be those who seek to spread rumors in order to make themselves look better, but pay no attention to their fabricated dramas. As long as you invest effort into the tasks at hand, you will achieve greater success than your peers who instead will waste energy trying to slow down others’ progress. Keep up the grind, stoner Pisces! This may mean taking solo smoke breaks in order to find your own center of gravity, but the rewards will be worth it. Avoiding unnecessary conflicts will help you approach obstacles logically and with a direct focus, instead of personal motives.

The goal this season is to achieve a clear mind, a sound body, and solid emotions. You should be strategic with your smoke sessions. Invoke the sacred herb to inspire creativity and kindness. Use the ganja to gather your closest cannabis companions and promote positive progress. Whether it’s a themed party or weekday smoke sesh, bringing everyone together to relax and recharge the spirits will help to prepare the whole cannabis crew for the trying times ahead.

Virgo October 2018

The month of October will bring out the most Virgo-like qualities in you. Your attention to detail will prove to be of great assistance to you during this time. Plan execution and task mastery will be at an ultimate peak, but be wary of potential buzz kills trying to crash your productivity party.

In your professional life, it is likely that you will have to call on outside sources for assistance dealing with issues outside of your expertise. Be forewarned stoner Virgo, there are challenges to this necessary reliance. Fact check to make sure that you are not receiving bunk information, and purge out anyone who may be taking advantage or mooching off of your hard work. Diligence, confidence, and awareness will be the keys to a kush month for you. The current planetary alignment is pushing you into a planning phase. Although big accomplishments will not come this month, now is the time to lay the building blocks for future success. Don’t let a few uncomfortable circumstances allow your mental cherry to burn out. You’ve got this!

Your personal life is in need of a good detox this month. This does not mean that you need to lay the pipe down for good, but rather don’t get so caught up in a smoky haze. October smoke clouds could obscure obstacles in your path. It is important to routinely assess your cosmic wavelength and emotional karma. Honesty is key.

Take a microscopic look at those in your smoke circle. Are these healthy relationships? Do they treat you like a smoke buddy, or a bag of schwag? Have you been treating them like the good bud they are? Now might not be the most idealistic time to try to calibrate the scales of friendship, but with a reflective step back you might notice that there are some toxic relationships clogging up your pipe.

Taurus October 2018

Stoner Taurus you might find that October brings a little pep to your step! You’ve made it over challenges and through periods of lower celestial energy, to the here and now. In this moment, the best wisdom to take away is to use this period to solve existing problems and tackle current obstacles despite the pull of a blazing hot cosmic wind at your back. Are you feeling a spark of excitement in your chest? You should be excited, October is going to be lit.

Speaking of lit! Toke a moment to appreciate your cosmic situation from high above the terrestrial plane. Perhaps voyage with a fellow cannabis companion. Not only would it be advantageous to view your current obstacles from HIGH above, but an outside perspective could help you find your way forward.

The work sphere will be simple enough this month, but simple doesn’t always mean easy. You can channel that high cosmic energy level into hitting the ground running. Hard work and problem solving will be the best approach this month, right from the start.

Stoner Taurus don’t look now, but your personal sphere is on fire! Not literally, you don’t need to rush off for a fire extinguisher. But you will light up the night because October promises to be straight fire. The fire to come depends on the integrity of your past intentions, decisions, and actions. With the best intentions and most honest decisions behind you, the universe will reward you with all the delights available on our terrestrial sphere. However, be mindful not to rush into love. As with every journey in life, rushing can result in a bad trip.

For the stoner Taurus lucky in love, you will find it very wise to seek compromise in conflict. Otherwise you might find putting your foot down with demands, could leave that foot injured. I suggest rather than jeopardizing your digits, spend time on a passion project. Conflict avoidance mixed with an enjoyable experience, perfect!

Scorpio October 2018

Stoner Scorpio this October you are the captain of your own ship, and the commander of your own destiny. While the cosmos may have its own plans for you, its role will be that of a passive passenger. The good and bad news of this means if you stub your toe, you don’t get to blame it on external forces. So, be diligent, vigilant and be aware of your surroundings. The universe will not be your ultimate protector this month, you will have to rely upon your own positive vibes and your own ability to make good choices.

You do not have to go it alone stoner Scorpio. Lean on your friends when the road gets bumpy. But, only put your trust in your close cannabis companions. You may not like this dependency, but feel comfort in knowing sometimes we all get by with a little help from our friends. Remember to use your words stoner Scorpio. No one will be able to help if they do not know the full story. Whether it’s moments of increased anxiety, or an awesome experience you simply must share, be sure to share the full story.

Avoid couch lock this month by sticking with those stimulating, sticky Sativas. You have great ambition stoner Scorpio, and this month success will be in the follow through. The difference between doing and don’ting rests squarely on your shoulders. Just remember you are capable of conquering any obstacle which may present itself. Be mindful of the details. Cross the t’s and dot the i’s. Be sure to double check your work. As long as you pay attention, you will easily avoid unnecessary mistakes.

The biggest take away this month is to remember you are the master of your domain. Create your own destiny stoner Scorpio, but take care of your mind, body and soul first. The sacred herb can be the catalyst to recuperate and relax while also providing the mindset for introspection and cosmic contemplation. This period will increase the internal value for you, and this will radiate outward toward future endeavors.

If you’re a stoner Scorpio who is lucky in love, stay close to your cannabis companions. There will be pressure and opportunity that may pull you away from your family unit. You must resist the temptation of the grass being greener on the other side: Focus your attention on those closest to you and keep your inner fire burning bright.

Sagittarius October 2018

Stoner Sagittarius to make October a fun and fruitful month, the recipe is simple: Keep it moving and keep it positive. The energy we send out into the universe ultimately returns to its source. Stay in Karma’s good graces by doing your part to pay forward any and all good vibes that come your way.

Although the trees are shedding their leaves and growth is slowing down outside, it doesn’t mean your personal growth should be any less than it was during the summer months. You can find inspiration in the most unexpected places stoner Sagittarius. Whether you get that sudden spark while lighting one up with the crew, or while looking inward during a solo meditative smoke session, be mindful of when creativity is at its peak. If you harness this energy and focus it towards self improvement, you will surprise even yourself as to how much progress you can make towards your highest goals.

At work, the sacred herb and creative problem solving will go hand in hand. This doesn’t mean you should be burning all your buds while on the clock. Rather any time spent with the sacred herb will carry over the benefits to getting the job done in new and innovative ways. Use this forward momentum to advance your current skills or learn new ones. Getting cross trained in other aspects in the workplace, especially those not immediately related to your specific job description, will give you a competitive advantage and better opportunity for advancement.

While you should prepare yourself to grind hard when it comes to official work business, you can expect homelife to be a peaceful counterbalance. Kick off the shoes and pack a fresh bowl stoner Sagittarius, you’ve earned it! As long as you don’t try to make waves, the month should be mostly smooth sailing. If any conflicts do arise, you can resolve them quickly with a little blunt talking; that is, pass the peace pipe and share your thoughts. The problem will seem much smaller from a higher vantage point.

Don’t limit your creative endeavors and learning to the workplace. Spend time enjoying your hobbies, or finding new ones. Whether your favorite activity is cooking, exercising, hiking, or simpl