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Leo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Leo where are you, and where do you want to be?  May will be filled with these types of conundrums that at face value may seem easy to answer, but cosmic clouds of confusion will obscure reality.  Even a confident Lion can be perplexed by a complex puzzle.  This is not the month to charge straight ahead with a confident stride.  Toke time to stop once in a while.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye.  Where are you within your intended plan?  What direction are you headed?  These simple questions, coupled with assistance of the sacred herb should help you navigate through the cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  Just remember stoner Leo, there is nothing wrong with turning around, and taking a different path.  Stubborn Leos will have more obstacles in May than those that self assess, and adjust to changing conditions.

Stoner Leo there is a particular window within the business sphere that may glean more promise than any other time in the month.  After the New Moon on the 22nd is the best time for projects, pitches, and collaborative adventures.  Keep the pipe loaded with Indica strains in the first part of the month to better deal with the herky-jerky nature of cosmic winds in the workplace.  Then after the New Moon, be sure to load bowls full of energizing and inspiring Sativa strains to pack the biggest punch surrounding those important meetings.

May requires special words for single stoner Leos:  Perception of intent within personal communication should not be solidified as fact.  Chill stoner Leo, slow your roll, and toke time to enjoy experiences without expectation.  A dance, a phone number, or an invitation to hunt for a secret smoke spot, doesn’t always come with intent for romance.  But at the same time, if you wipe away romantic expectations, then the story is still left unwritten with boundless possibilities.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Gemini growth can occur whether we’re ready for it or not.  As you proceed through the final days of Spring, you can expect to undergo a transcendental transformation.  Seeds you planted long ago, lying dormant for longer than expected, will begin sprouting in May.  The cosmos definitely has your back during this season of exceptional growth. With this planetary support, it will be all the more important you stay diligent when it comes to your own self-care.  Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty stoner Gemini.  A healthy crop does not happen by accident.  You will need to prune diligently and precisely.  While you might feel bare at first, cutting away so many branches, know what will regrow will be healthier, and heartier than ever before.

Those who are partnered with stoner Geminis are sure to notice the chronic-loving Twin emerge from their old shell, and are certain to like what they see.  Your aura will be undeniable this month, and particularly hard to resist stoner Gemini.  As long as you don’t let the attention go to your head, you will be a help and inspiration to those who cross your path.  Be a true friend indeed. And of course a friend with weed, to lovers and longtime partners-in-chronic alike.  Don’t discriminate, and be generous when it comes to sharing your recreational time.  Someday you might need someone to repay the favor, so remember to pay it forward now. 

Stoner Gemini you have been steady on the grind; giving your all to every undertaking in the workplace.  Trust that your persistence will pay off this month.  You are not usually one to seek approval or recognition when it comes to your work; however, the higher ups will take note of your accomplishments and your continuous efforts.  Whether it comes with a raise or a new title, you will have the opportunity to showcase all of your capabilities.  Because of this, it will be important to maintain a manageable balance between working hard, and taking time to unwind.  A balanced hybrid strain of the sacred herb will be the go-to herbal prescription for this month.  Something with enough Sativa to rejuvenate the senses, and an equal amount of Indica to keep the body grounded and relaxed.  As long as you keep to a consistent regimen of recreational healing time, you will always be ready for the next endeavor while on the clock.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Capricorn it’s time to get connected with the smoke circle once again.  The month of May will prove to be a personal period of experimentation, testing bonds, and triumph.  Perhaps Smoke Two Joints by Sublime should be forefront on the personal playlist for May.  A positive healthy mantra rooted in the sacred herb will help connect the challenging moments with moments of ascendancy.

The business sphere won’t take a back seat to the personal sphere, but you should keep it on the down low.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help accentuate creative problem solving.  Plus these contemplative smoke outs will promote a chill attitude that will assist with an uneven workflow.  Good thing it is in your nature to grind hard when it is appropriate, and shut it down when play time begins.  Be forewarned stoner Capricorn:  When success comes in the workplace, don’t announce it to the crowd.  A stealthy Sea-Goat does not need extra attention when they are building something grand.  The incremental success of projects will be a foundation of momentum moving forward.  But this is a solo expedition.

The most promising excitement to prepare for in May will be within the personal sphere.  Both single and partnered stoner Capricorns will reap benefits from a warm cosmic breeze.  “Smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.  I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”  This meditative mantra from my favorite 90’s band will help assist you in your adventure stoner Capricorn.  Like those two joints, you should keep your mood chill, and your grinder full of dank nugs.  Your chill presence within the smoke circle will be appreciated.  Communication will be the key.  You set the tone among new cannabis cohorts.  As long as you convey your intentions and mood, the smoke circle is sure to support your vibe.  

May is a month of budding construction.  Grind hard on those personal projects at work, and joint adventures within the smoke circle.  “But then one day I met a man who came to me and said:  Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of health.”

Aries Stoner Horoscope May

The temperature is rising and so is your outlook stoner Aries.  Overall, optimism will rise throughout the month.  Of course not every day will be sunshine and rainbows, but the cosmic forecast is promising.  Your positivity will attract those who cross your path, and you will be in the unique position to share the good vibes.  During the first week, make sure you toke time to burn one down by yourself.  These moments of meditating, and medicating, without external distractions, will be the time to get grounded stoner Aries.  Find your center, align your chakras, and prepare for the quickly approaching summer!  Sometimes the best way to clear the mind is by getting the room a little hazy.  When the smoke clears, your mindset will be even brighter, and your spirit ever the higher.  

Stoner Aries the work crew may be feeling the wear and tear of a long and draining period.  But, remember who your peers are; you are all working toward a common goal, and the team should remember, a win for one is a win for all.  After an uphill start in the beginning, by mid month, the team will be back to performing like a well rolled joint:  Burning full steam ahead like two nugs in the same bowl.  Keep this in mind throughout the remainder of the May work calendar.  The stoner Aries who are fortunate enough to get to blaze with their coworkers will find a mellow, yet motivated mood prevailing in the second half of the month.  Those who do not get to toke with the team will still find their spirits uplifted by the sacred herb during their time off the clock.

It is important this May to remember one thing stoner Aries:  Words matter!  Not only what you say, but how you choose to say it when expressing yourself.  Be open and honest with your partner-in-chronic, and close cannabis companions.  When you speak, they will take to heart your message.  Similarly, during this period, you equally need to be an active and empathetic listener.  If communication hits a roadblock, find the trusted peace pipe, light one up, and meet your cannabis companions on a higher level.  It will always be easier to see eye to eye when everyone has an elevated vantage point.  

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Cancer it is said that April showers bring May flowers.  Sometimes wading through the gloom is necessary to get to brighter skies; but it can be difficult to see the sunny days that await on the other side.  Hang in there my lovely stoner Crab!  The rainy start to your month will soon transition into a time of lasting radiance.  Stop, and smell the flowers stoner Cancer.  Smoke the flowers, and keep those good greens well stocked.  Those who look for greener grasses will find them in your stash jars.  Be on the lookout for those who may similarly be looking under the weather.  Because you were once there, you will be uniquely positioned to uplift those who may be feeling down, and think they should lie low.  With your charisma, and a little herbal inspiration, you can be the chronic catalyst needed to get everyone feeling in higher spirits.

Work life will start much the same:  A notably slow start, especially in the first week.  But it will heat up throughout the month, until you achieve and maintain a substantial and steady burn.  This will only be achieved if you allow yourself to let go of outdated methods, and possibly take a couple losses on past passion projects.  Instead of dwelling on what didn’t turn out the way you had imagined, use these setbacks as teachable moments.  Identify what worked, and what didn’t.  Spring is a time of rebirth, and recreation stoner Cancer.  Time spent recreating with the sacred herb at home can also be time for self reflection.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions will provide the opportunity for seeing old problems in new ways.  Channel your inner smoker.  If you had an eighth of that kind bud, and no way to smoke it, what would you do?  You would figure it out my creative Crab!  It is this kind of creativity which will turn a slow starting month into a series of successful endeavors.

The theme of change will be no less when it comes to interpersonal relationships.  But, just because things are new, does not mean they will be negative.  Open yourself to external influences.  You may be the one supplying the positive vibrations, but if you allow others to channel them, the sky is truly the limit for what you can achieve together.  Create sweet hazy clouds together stoner Cancer.  Stay happy together.  Summer will be here soon enough.  You, and your cannabis companions, will be ready and waiting on cloud nine when it does.