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Libra Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Libra Summer is finally here!  But is it really?  The tones and notes of Summer may be in the air, but the blessings of the season will have to wait for July and August.  Mercury is in retrograde for the start of Summer.  Now, this doesn’t spell disaster, but a keen third eye will have to be placed toward location and ambition.

Go ahead stoner Libra, stock the stash jar with Indica and Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains.  Instead of an outwardly energetic month of travel, June will be best spent near home.  I know you prefer exotic smoke spots out and about on the terrestrial plane with your canna-crew, but that will have to wait for future time periods.  Instead, toke time to contemplate and reimagine your stellar smoke spot at home.  The most progressive path through June will be to burn bowls and pass blunts on the homestead.  Create a creatively comfortable meditative smoke spot in your domicile.  One where you can travel on sacred herbal voyages to other dimensions and realities, all while enjoying the comfort of home.

Stoner Libra, June will be more about cleaning your internal house than outward ambitious expansion.  Mercury retrograde will place cosmic roadblocks in the path of ambitious plans.  And that’s ok.  Every once in a while, we all need to toke pause, assess our journey so far, and puff puff plan where we are going.  But more importantly for the balanced stoner Libra, this month will be best spent cleaning up the clutter that fogs-up your third eye vision.  Before Summer can truly begin, you must complete work-in-progress.  This will mean different things to different Libras.  Whether it be mental or physical projects, these nagging to-dos in the back of your head must be completed.

Save the travel and grand expansive expectations for another time stoner Libra.  This marijuana musing of mine may seem boring, but we all need recuperative time with the sacred herb as much as a stoney adventure.  Clear the clutter, complete the tasks, and break into the second Summer month ready to climb mountains, float streams, and burn bowls out on the terrestrial plane.  You will look back and be thankful you toked time for self in June.

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

Prepare yourself stoner Libra. May is going to be a mixed bag of herb:  Some shwaggy nugs sprinkled in with perfect sticky icky. The final Spring month will find you feeling off balance, and emotional. You’ll start May with a strong sense of self-evaluation, and then slowly transition to a place of action. Toke time with the sacred herb often this month Justice Seeker. Our great green herbal copilot can help smooth the rough edges of tense times.  

Stoner Libra, as a tactful and open-minded terrestrial astronaut, you will find May to be bursting with opportunities to wow your fellow canna-buddies with your intricate and creative philosophies. Load your favorite piece for sharing, and grab your closest partners in chronic for contemplative planning and collaborative action. This much needed time with the canna-crew will allow you to fully understand the self-reflective state you’ve been in recently, and push you to take action where necessary.  

The work sphere will provide a respite from the heaviness of your brooding thoughts this month stoner Libra. Allow yourself to get lost in the simplicity of completing menial tasks. I recommend limiting smoke sessions to after business hours.  Sometimes work can be an escape from the heady dilemmas and dramas of the personal sphere.

Be forewarned stoner Libra:  The emotional rollercoaster of May has many ups and downs, twists and turns. Use the sacred herb as a calming influence.  Release, and enjoy the ride.  This month you will cry. You will miss old friends, and lovers dearly. You will long for opportunities lost. Do yourself a favor and reach out. Grieve what can’t be fixed, and focus on the positive chapters yet to be written. It’s okay to forgive, especially yourself. 

Stoner Libra it is imperative this month to use your herbally enhanced third eye.  Sometimes you help balance the scales of justice, and sometimes the scales of justice balance you.  During this period of psychic turmoil perhaps you will develop a better sense of empathy for cannabis companions, and yourself.  Rest assured, when the June time period comes, you will find yourself in perfect balance once again.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Libra, as we welcome the first full month of Spring, people are planting their gardens, getting their spring cleaning done, and growing excited about the warmer days ahead. And as the days grow longer, the sun isn’t the only thing that will be spreading light. Stoner Libra, your strong, yet kind aura will brighten the moods of all of the terrestrial travelers you encounter. Your current partners in chronic will want to be around you more, and you are sure to capture the gaze of complete strangers who won’t be able to resist their undeniable urge to get to know you. This season, you will be the living embodiment of sharing is caring: Your time, your smile, and of course your sticky top shelf nugs!  But, you’ll want to keep your sensimilla selection strictly to the Sativa cannabis species this month. You have a fully booked social calendar ahead, and you want to keep energy levels high so you don’t have to reschedule plans due to couch lock. 

Stoner Libra, your listening skills and your ability to see issues from diverse perspectives will be essential in maintaining a peaceful environment in the workplace. You won’t be able to prevent conflicts between your peers, but you will certainly play a crucial role in resolving confrontations when they do arise. If sharing a bowl is an option, then light up the peace pipe to help lower the tension in the room. Getting everyone vibing on a similar wavelength will not immediately fix things, but it’s a good start toward resolution. And if the team can’t toke it up, it’ll still be important to talk it out. Because harsh feelings don’t only affect the people directly involved, but can bring down the rest of the team too. Stoner Libra, address disagreements early so that everyone is on the same page; otherwise productivity will be slowed throughout the month.

At the end of the month you transition from a stoney social butterfly to cocooning yourself at home for some much needed rest and relaxation. This will be a time to turn your attention and kindness inward stoner Libra. While you would share the last of your nugs with almost anyone in need, sometimes we have to remind ourselves that like our stash jar, our emotional resources are not endless. Focus on your needs and those of your most inner smoke circle. Whether it is with your one and only cannabis companion, or your closest pot-loving platonic partner-in-chronic, use this pause in the last days of April to plan an exciting ganja getaway for the coming month.

Libra Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Libra March is all about your personal sphere. This month calls for a stash jar full of light hybrids that allow for deep, but focused introspective musings. Approach matters related to work and health with delicacy, and trust your intuition. No need for big changes this month stoner Libra.  Just like the sacred herb, a little planning goes a long way.  

My stoner Libra, March will offer you a burst of passion regarding your personal sphere. Load your stash jar with a lively hybrid cannabis strain, and persuade your closest partners in chronic to discuss profound subjects like life, spirituality, and our place in the cosmos. The canna-fam will revel in your creative spirit, and you’ll feel better having shared your originality with the smoke circle. Let your eccentric ideas flow like blowing out the perfect hit, slow and easy. Though don’t forget stoner Libra, to toke time for solo meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Harness the positive waves of courage and energy being sent through the universe to clear any mental cobwebs left over from the cold winter months.   

Stoner Libra, the first month of Spring brings you an extra punch of imagination and creativity in the work sphere. Take this opportunity to approach things from a fresh perspective, and with renewed relish. This month will breathe new life into your previous efforts regarding work relationships. Communicate openly, but keep your stash jar closed until you get home and shed your corporate armor. This month requires a clear head while navigating the economic machinery of our terrestrial world.  

Spring will start with the focus on yourself and your canna-fam. Avoid heavy indica strains this month, and instead load your favorite piece with a bright hybrid to solidify the flood of new ideas coming your way, without the fear of couch lock. Stoner Libra the warmth of the impending Spring season will only add to the good vibes emanating from you. 

Libra Stoner Horoscope February

What a month February will be stoner Libra!  Although the weather may be cool in the final Winter month, there will be plenty of opportunities to warm your heart.  Celestial bodies will send a positive wave of warm influence that accentuates the natural creative outlets for the stoner justice warrior.  Load up the stash jar with Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  This month is going to be a cacophony of creative constructs. 

Seek out moments that bring you joy stoner Libra.  Whether it be your bong and some beats, a paintbrush and a joint, or a trivia night with pints and dabs, put yourself in position to enjoy creative and connected moments on the terrestrial plane.  Why not do it all?  There is no restraint or warnings from too many good times in the final Winter month.  Also keep in mind this creative cannabis prescription for February should not be contained to solo smoke outs.  Seek these creative moments with cannabis companions and the broader canna fam.  The biggest joy are the moments spent together.

Stoner Libra this positive cosmic influence toward creative moments and passion projects will have the most strength and power after the New Moon of the 11th.  But as wonderful as my words have been about this creative prescription, I do have two warnings to keep you keen on success:

First, keep a watchful eye on spending.  Finding joy in cannabis inspired creative and connected moments does not come with a price tag.  Celestial bodies have aligned in a way that could leave you open to financial worry.  Don’t exacerbate the potential financial stress with over spending.  These moments of joy are free, don’t chase them with money or try to purchase them with debt.  

Second, this warm cosmic breeze of creative influence does not come with an engine of manifestation.  Connected moments with the canna crew will not magically pop up in your social feed stoner Libra.  You have to seek out and find these joyous occasions.  Be sure to pack the stash box with pure Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  Toke time to self before the New Moon of the 11th to actively contemplate and make plans with your cannabis companions.  The universe may favor activities after the New Moon, but that doesn’t mean you can’t dream them and plan them out before the date.

I can’t wait to see, listen, or read your creative inspiration stoner Libra.  Just remember, “Don’t forget to bring a towel.”

Libra Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Libra you are in a good place, and the month of January will accentuate this position nicely.  But watch out for heightened expectations regarding outward progress on the terrestrial plane.  The cosmic influence in the second Winter month will be more about consolidating internal contentment and exploring familial understanding.

Whoa, English right?  Be prepared my balanced cosmic gymnast:  January will be a month of “the feels.”  Fill the stash jar with the Indica species of the sacred herb stoner Libra.  “Consolidating internal contentment” means universal influence will favor deep thoughts about who you are, and how you got here.  Think of solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb as a self psychological exam.  If ‘contentment’ isn’t a word you would use to describe your current position before these deep medicated meditations, then perhaps it will be a descriptor after these exercises.  The bottom line is that time must be toked to ponder internal questions seeking connection with the outward existence.

This internal sacred exercise blends well with the second phase of universal progress this month.  “Exploring familial understanding” will accentuate the deep solo medicated smoke sessions.  As you look to connect contentment between internal motives and outward drives, including deep analysis of your canna-fam will supplement your actions.   Stoner Libra, this aspect of January may be where you catch the most ‘feels’.  I have no cannabis strain prescription for this aspect of the month.  The only sacred prescription is to seek out meaningful smoke sessions with those you love most.  Perhaps your cannabis companions need to hear how much they mean to you.  

What a month stoner Libra!  Perhaps this cannabis inspired vision is not the exciting terrestrial mission you want to hear, but the deeper meaning behind an influence like this is more richly rewarding and progressive.  There is no terrestrial value that can be placed on connected moments within yourself, and your inner smoke circle.  Smoke up, think deep, and bring the tissues.

Libra Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Libra the balancing scales will not just be a symbol for your star sign in December, but it will also be a metaphor for the unfolding of the month in general.  This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.

First Half:  This will not be a time of tranquil lounging stoner Libra.  Keep the bowls loaded with sticky Sativa or bright hybrid cannabis strains.  Just because solar winds will not allow for cozy deep couch sessions, doesn’t mean this period will be negative.  Quite the contrary.  In the first half of December the planets will align to bring action within the smoke circle and personal tasks.  Fun socializing with the canna-crew and buzzing around the terrestrial plane executing tasks will be the primary activity of the first half.  Use the sacred herb as an empathetic layer of social protection stoner Libra.  Even though you are good about monitoring your polite stoner social skills, it won’t hurt to think twice before expressing raw emotions.

Second Half:  Settle into a positive groove stoner Libra, the second half will be more about chill personal moments.  Keep those bright hybrids ready, but now you can mix in more Indica cannabis strains.  Hurried tasks of the terrestrial world should melt away as personal interests take on a primary focus.  Cozy deep couch sessions still aren’t likely, but now your smoke sessions will be filled with solitary moments of inspiration.  Do you have a creative outlet stoner Libra?  Maybe you have been thinking about some form of creative crafting, painting, or musical output.  The second half of December is a great time to sit down with a joint, and a passion project.  

Stoner Libra all the hustle and bustle of the holiday season will flow naturally in December.  You may even take care of all your holiday tasks in the first half of the month while you are buzzing around town.  And it’s likely that this buzzing progress will feed directly to the relaxed positive personal time in the second half of the month.  As long as your stash jars are full, your joints are rolled tight, and your mind stays lifted, the universe will take care of everything else.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Libra no deep medicated meditative introspective dives with the sacred herb are required in November.  You have learned enough lessons recently that your travels on the terrestrial plane can be unencumbered by self reflection.  Ah, isn’t that what works best for you stoner Libra, a free form uninhibited stroll through the cosmos?  Keep your cannabis consumption light and airy this month.  Avoid deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  Universal influence supports a confident and energetic strut through life, as we transition from Fall to Winter.  Lean into positivity.  Fill your stash jar with bright Sativa strains like Jack Herer, Lemon Haze, or Sour Diesel.

Ok my confident lucky Libra, all this free flowing exuberance must be checked in one particular way:  Long term caution.  You will be feeling yourself in November, and you well should.  However, toke a time-out with the sacred herb when moments of long term decision making arise.  Whether it is a big decision in the personal or work sphere, enjoy the negotiations and process, but avoid signing any contracts.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to check yourself, and the situation.  Live in the moment without impacting your future timeline.

There is another bright aspect to this period my balanced stoner friend:  Personal communications with close cannabis companions will harmonize.  After the New Moon of the 14th, smoke sessions with the sacred herb could enlighten you to past passive aggressive communicative behavior.  Almost like rising out of a thick cosmic fog, you will be able to discard these bad personal habits, and once again be the kind communicator you always seek to be.  With the newfound energetic confidence, and a shift in communication patterns, you will shed the husky outer layer, and expose the sticky icky goodness inside.  Smoke it up, and soak it up stoner Libra.

Libra Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Libra October is the month of Halloween, when people can, for at least one night, be whatever they want to be; where complete strangers share tasty morsels for the simple reason of bringing a bit of joy to their fellow terrestrial travelers.  For you stoner Libra, your time of transformation will not be limited to a single day.  Mix it up, make changes, and most importantly of all, don’t forget to treat yourself!  Maybe you spend a little extra green to get some of those top shelf buds.  Maybe it’s time to upgrade your smoking methods, and you invest in a vaporizer or the water pipe you’ve had your sights set on.  It might feel a little weird at first, putting your own desires front and center, and splurging on yourself instead of others.  But, as strange as it sounds, investing in yourself is helping others stoner Libra.  Before you can help to elevate others, you have to make sure your own spirits are high.

My stoner warrior for justice:  It’s not that you are slacking at work; in fact the higher ups have noticed and commended your efforts over recent months.  So why do you leave the office feeling down?  Perhaps it’s not what you’re doing, but instead, what you’re not doing stoner Libra.  You’ve been steady on your grind getting the job done, but if you’re not feeling challenged, then maybe it’s time to look for something that will really get the bowl stoked.  You don’t have to take on an official title, or the first opportunity that is offered.  No, any meaningful change should be carefully calculated.  You may even need to take a long weekend to toke and talk with your closest cannabis confidantes.  Get away from the hustle and bustle of the workplace to spend some time with the sacred herb meditating on your next move.  However, be forewarned:  Opportunities do expire.  Remember your goal is to contemplate how to advance your career, not just to spend the weekend in a cloudy haze.

One thing you won’t have to overthink this month stoner Libra, is friendship.  The benefits of the time you spend on selfcare will radiate to all those who cross your path.  Your closest cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will all be saying, “I’ll have some of what they’re smoking.”  So really all you’ll need to keep the good vibes flowing is your stash, and your smile stoner Libra.  As long as you have those, and someone to share them with, the air might be clouded with smoke, but there will always be bright days ahead.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Light one up and celebrate stoner Libra.  What is there to celebrate?  Well, you’re celebrating you!  Summer was a blur of nights spent catching up with cannabis companions, and sharing in smoked filled shenanigans.  Overall we would call that a win.  But, the slower pace of September will bring you more time to think, to toke, and to take stock.  With your sacred herbal assistant, you will have the opportunity to look at your surroundings from a ten thousand foot high view.  You may notice something is missing.  This is because you’ve spent so much energy making sure everyone around you is having a good time, that you’ve forgotten to look inward.  Stoner Libra toke time for solo smoke sessions early in the month.  Of course you still want others to be happy, but spreading good vibes is only possible once you have found your own peace and cosmic groove.

Stoner Libra what you have accomplished in the work sphere this Summer has been nothing short of extraordinary; and your hot streak shows no sign of cooling down.  Peers and management alike have noticed your efforts, and applaud your accomplishments.  But your success is not by accident.  Maintaining such a fervent, fiery grind, takes dedication, and days off.  You can keep the momentum high, and the setbacks low, by paying attention to your physical state.  Your teammates know you are always ready to take on a challenging project, but they will also understand when you need to take a break for self care.  Make good use of your down time stoner Libra.  Toke time for cannabis medications, and relaxing meditations.  While some might not understand how roasting bowls is beneficial, you know that being efficient with your recreational time is crucial to being effective when on the clock.  

Stoner Libra Summer has left you feeling bright and full of optimism.  Others may stare in wonder at your noticeable glee, but there is no reason to take off your rose colored glasses.  Right now, you can’t see it any other way:  Life is beautiful.  To convince others of this reality, you have to do nothing other than be your cheerful self.  For sure there will be cloudy days, but your persistent positive attitude will be enough to lift the spirits of your cannabis companions, even when they are feeling their lowest.  And of course, you can elicit the help of herbal remedies to counter Autumn gloominess.  With a little help from your special green stash, and your unbeatable smile, when your stoner fam is in need you will be the best kind of friend indeed.

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