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Libra Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Libra July promises to be a month of lessons and triumphs, mixed with frosty nugs in the summer sun.  There will be no particular cannabis strain recommendation for the month.  However, the planetary alignment suggests you find time for more light smoke sessions versus intermittent deep trips.  If this scares you a bit, simply pack your pipe with high CBD strains.  There is a lot to do this month, it would be a shame to over-bake your cosmic spacesuit, and get stuck on an innocuous couch voyage.

Stoner Libra you are not the only stoner forming judgments and weighing the scales of justice.   The planetary alignment of July promises to present a mirror to some of your more base personality traits.  We have discussed this already this year, and it seems a theme for 2020 may be developing.  You have a noble and natural quest for justice, but this can manifest in persnipity ways within interpersonal relationships.  When others are offended from your silly or insignificant actions, are you aggrieved, or do you have understanding?  You must lean on the calming nature of the sacred herb during these times.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb:  Perspective is everything.  When someone gives you a dose of your own medicine, perhaps the medicine of the sacred herb can heal the process.  Without an understanding of perspective, a vicious cycle of offense and justice may ensue.  A downward spiral strong enough to break apart any smoke circle or canna-crew.  You got this stoner Libra.

A mini cycle of positive wind surrounds the New Moon on the 20th.  Toke time to contemplate your hopes and dreams on the 18th.  This mini cycle of positivity will bring gifts from the cosmos.  But it will tilt the scales in favor of invention and innovation.  By the 20th when the New Moon rises be sure to have a plan in action stoner Libra.  The mini cycle ends by the 24th, at which time a confident stride should carry your mission forward.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Libra June presents a great opportunity to analyze and exert perspective and choice.  Often we leave it up to the stars, but our own decision making process is the ultimate navigator for life.  In June, there will be difficult choices of repair or replace.  Here is a subtle example:  Perhaps your favorite piece has a crack.  Sure it puff puff passes fine, but deeper thought might see a cost benefit analysis to replace your cherished pipe.  Toke time with the sacred herb to meditate on these choice conundrums.  The decision to deal with it, repair it, or replace it, will be prominent in the final Spring month.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring high minded decision making to the process.

What a great month where the main obstacle may be choice making!  That is the magic to June for the stoner Libra:  There is freedom within the planetary alignment.  Freedom of choice, freedom of movement, freedom of expression, it’s all supported by cosmic influence.  The best way to take advantage of this lubricated motion is to wipe the slate clean early in the month, so that your mind is clear of cluttered projects of the past.  Toke time early in the month with the sacred herb as your herbal assistant.  Finish those to-do lists, cancel those far-flung hopeful endeavors, and complete those dusty tasks left behind.  Remember stoner Libra:  Deal with it, repair it, or replace it can work on intangible projects as much as tangible objects.  Clear the clutter, and start a new chapter in June!

Polite stoner Libras have an advantage within the sphere of romance.  Whether you share a bowl, or exist within a solo smoke session, all stoner Libras will have an opportunity for passion in June.  Keep your eyes on the scales of justice, and mind your manners!  A little spark could ignite into a great flame with the right care and attention.  As with the theme of the month, the choice is up to you.  Take great care with your freedom and choices when other stoner star signs are impacted.  Your kindness will directly impact the success of your choices.

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Libra with the sacred herb as your trusted sidekick, no obstacle in May can’t be overcome.  There will be highs and lows on the journey this month, but with a cool head, and a patient heart, success and progress are inevitable.

In the work sphere you will be a master of your own domain.  Progress awaits on a choose your own adventure with planetary support.  However, this cosmic slip and slide of greased up goodness eventually comes to an end.  The New Moon of the 22nd marks a shift in cosmic support.  But have no fear, this shift isn’t ominous.  Puff puff plan for change before the New Moon.  

The sphere of love will require some work in May, and a lot of patience.  There will be moments of vertigo, where your emotional navigational skills lose all bearings.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to catch your breath, and regain your footing.  Much like that bowl at the end of the day:  You can look forward to it, but you have to wait.  Once that pipe is in your hands, the magic of the sacred herb will take you away to your safe space.  The emotional mystery of May will be much the same as that long wait for that end of the day smoke session.  Trust that your navigational bearings will return to you, and the intentions, and directions, of your cannabis companion will once again become clear.  Steady the ship, batten down the hatches, and trust calm waters lie ahead.  

Stoner Libra when moments of unease consume you, seek meditation through exercise.  Leave the stress and worry of an uncertain emotional direction behind with a solo stoned work out.  Hit the heavy bag, run that hill, or bike the stress away.  Who knows what creative solutions can come from a little bowl and a lot of sweat.  Or, maybe a big bowl and a little sweat.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Libra, who struggles more than you in an unjust world?  Well pack a celebratory bowl of the sacred herb, breathe deep and relax.  The cosmic influence of April supports calm progress. Especially in the first half of the month, the stoner Libra will be master of their own destiny with few injustices to confront.  However, be forewarned: As the month passes, the positive cosmic influence will fade, leaving the scales of justice to tilt upon your own decisions and actions.

Pack a bowl for two stoner Libra!  April begins with a bang. Love interests, the work sphere, and familial obligations will all smell like that sweet kind bud.  This period is a nice transition from March as your efforts will flow seamlessly into forward progress. The skunky fresh smell may be a budding relationship, an exciting work project, or satisfaction from home life.  For each stoner Libra the result may be unique, but the feeling will be the same. The smell of love and success is in the air.

Life can’t always be running through fields of flowering cannabis trees however.  You may not notice the warm cosmic influence fade, but by mid month your planetary alignment will shift.  Puff puff pass on the stress of a great period ending. Allow yourself to enjoy the blissful ignorance of a coordinated period.  Stressing about the mights and maybes of near future obstacles will cloud the possibilities of current events. However, by the New Moon of the 22nd, you must snap out of your hazy gaze, and reestablish your terrestrial grounding.

There is work to accomplish before the month is done stoner Libra.  There should not be major obstacles or deep conundrums to contemplate or overcome, but your full attention will be required for monetary success.  Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session on or before the New Moon on the 22nd. Sink deep into an appreciative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Remember and enjoy the moments that meant the most to you during the past few periods. With this meditative exercise with the sacred herb you will be able to solidify the joy and progress of the past, while cleaning the slate for the possibilities of the future.

Libra Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Libras have the good fortune of looking forward to a Summer of Love, this 2020.  But, before they get to the hot and hazy days filled with endless outdoor endo-excursions, they can expect the Spring to be a predominantly peaceful period.  Nobody needs to tell you to stay calm, but puff on you should. Find a sacred herbal strain early in the month, and stick with it. AC/DC and Critical Mass come highly recommended! Whatever variety you choose, consistency with your cannabis consumption will aid in maintaining steady momentum toward progress.

Be forewarned stoner Libra:  You can, and should, partake often in communing with the sacred herb this month.  But avoid couchlock at all costs! Medicating and meditating with purpose can mean the difference between expanding the mind with your marijuana musings, or straying away from your peaceful path into mindless meanderings. The cosmos has no clear demands or detriment intended for you this month; which means you will largely get to advance your agenda on your own terms. There will be opportunities to take the scenic route and stop to smoke the flowers; but overall, set your course, and keep your ultimate destination in sight.

Stoner Libra, stick primarily to the tried and true when it comes to the daily grind and personal finances.  If you invest conservatively early in the month, you will have more reserves to indulge in the second half of the month. There is nothing wrong with spending a little extra to get the kindest bud.  No guilt needs to be felt if you choose to escape for a recreational weekend reprieve. But remember, you have to make it to spend it stoner Libra; no garden flourishes without first cultivating healthy soil. Tend to the tasks in front of you, and you will consistently tick off those to-dos and stack high that spendable green!  

Single and partnered stoner Libras alike, can expect new revelations in the realm of romance.  This could mean meeting the person who is soon to become your closest cannabis companion, or seeing your current partner-in-chronic in a new light.  What is certain is that you are entering a time of great interpersonal discovery. Keep the piece pipe packed, and your mind, heart, and lines of communication open.  As long as you breathe easy, and be honest with those in your smoke circle, March will be the next step toward a comfortable, peaceful, and chronic-filled year.

Libra Stoner Horoscope February

Stoner Libra get ready for an active and energetic month of February.  The slow roll of January will switch to burning the midnight oil in the first few days of the final Winter month.  All the wisdom gained from the perceptive pace to start the year will now come in handy as adventure turns to work.

Work?  Yes stoner Libra, opportunities for communal smoke sessions and smoke spot adventures will have to wait until tasks are accomplished, and obstacles are overcome.  Of all the months in this calendar year, February would be the ideal time for a tolerance break. Put the pipe down stoner Libra, if not completely at least use the sacred herb with planning and precision versus habit and frivolity.  Know thyself stoner Libra. The universe will send a lot of tasks and obstacles your way. You must adjust your sacred herbal diet to match the necessary attention and energy required. Maybe it is time to try that high CBD strain, low THC hybrid, or even, yes, put the pipe down for a spell.  Be forewarned: Hazy days stuck in couch-lock will be your downfall in February.

Don’t look away stoner Libra.  The tsunami of activity is coming; ignoring it will only leave you buried and drowning.  But hear me now, this is not a bad thing. This is not a negative horoscope. There was a good reason to take your time seeking wisdom and understanding last month.  With these seeds of sacred understanding, the mountain of activity in February will come with ready-made paths to the top.

Activity will increase in both the work and personal spheres.  With the right positive attitude you will become a swashbuckling warrior at work, and a closet cleaning peacemaker at home.  Keep the tokes light, and your tasks organized stoner Libra. By the end of the month you will look back with great pride at all you accomplished, and there will be plenty of time to smoke it up with your cannabis companions.

Libra Stoner Horoscope January

Other stoner star signs may be fired up for the new year, feeling feisty and ready to conquer the world.  But you, stoner Libra, should slow your roll, and play it cool. Before you run toward the next chapter of your stoney story, it is imperative you let the smoke clouds clear from 2019.  Don’t worry, you won’t be missing out on all the action. In fact, a period of pause early in January will ensure progress, and sustain positivity, through the rest of the month.  

With clearer vision you will take better notice of the little things about your surroundings; and those who are fortunate to be in your orbit are certainly going to take notice of you in big ways!  Whether or not it is because of the meditative smoke sessions you achieve in the beginning of the month, or simply the universe returning the cosmic kudos you’ve accrued, embrace the attention stoner Libra. The greatest expansion of your smoke circle will come from turning foreign faces, into new friends. You may not be the one who sparks every smoke circle smoke-out, but be sure to say yes to every invitation.  At least make a good effort! 

The best advice for tending to workplace obligations this month is to keep an eye on how you’re feeling when you are off the clock. Striking a balance between your work to-dos, and life’s unexpected adventures, will be imperative to your success in both realms. Fortunately, the lessons you’ve learned in the passing year have prepared you for this season. You will realize, stoner Libra, what might have seemed like shortcomings or setbacks, have transformed into experience and wisdom that you can call upon for coming challenges. You’ve always been up for burning one down, but now be confident in your abilities to stay grounded and rise above.

It might take time to adjust to all eyes being on you, and that is okay.  No one is judging. If you do catch people staring, it’s only because they are attracted by your glow. What might start out as a stranger’s quick glance from afar, can grow into a deep lasting connection.  Don’t turn away from smoke circle acquaintances because they might turn into cannabis companions.

Libra Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Libra there will be showers of positivity in December.  This kind cosmic influence will not be overt or obvious. In order to fully receive the rewards from the positive planetary positioning, the stoner Libra must engage clear third eye vision.  In order to spot opportunity, you must first be attentive and open to receiving it. Combust the Sativa strain of the sacred herb in moments you feel run down or blurry eyed. Clarity and focus derived from these sacred strains will help keep the third eye engaged to interpret positive road signs on the journey of life in December.

Stoner Libra, all this positive momentum cannot go to waste!  Toke a moment for a solo medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb.  Let’s call this an introspective mission of discovery. There is an idea or a passion you’ve been contemplating, but holding back.  Now is the time to dig up this grand scheme, and turn this proposition into a plan. The stars have aligned to bring a little sprinkle of cosmic positivity to this passion project carefully kept safe deep within yourself.  Be careful stoner Libra. Slow your roll. Do not risk it all on this great idea. Grow slow. Develop the plan, and unveil this side hustle without negative impact on the hustle that pays the bills.

What a year stoner Libra.  Who knew a constant search for balance included so many ups and downs?  I have a specific task for you this month: After the 27th, embark on an internal deep dive with the sacred herb to contemplate the year that has passed.  Make sure this end of year medicated meditation is without electronics and the busy bee tools of life. Utilize a deep Indica strain of the sacred herb for a relaxed chill contemplative journey into the past and future.  Toke time to appreciate the journey of 2019, and look forward to the adventure of 2020. This is a cleansing moment stoner Libra. A deep contemplative look at the year that has passed will clean the slate, and open all the positive possibilities for the year ahead.

Libra Stoner Horoscope November

Halloween is over stoner Libra, the mask must come off in November. So often you wage a battle containing your inner voice for the sake of balance on the terrestrial plane. Breathe deep, inhale the wisdom and kindness of the sacred herb, because this battle is coming to an end this month. No stoner Libra will be able to contain the inner self from expressing outwardly. Much like that high milligram edible, you just have to trust everything will be ok.

Hold tight and make sure all safety belts are engaged. Mercury is in retrograde. Usually this means star signs are headed for communication breakdown; but for the stoner Libra in November, this planetary condition will be a coming out party for the inner stoner voice. Many medicated meditative smoke sessions will be required during the month. These moments of calm with the sacred herb should focus on trust and understanding between the inner self and the desired appearance. Lines of communication must be open between the inner self and terrestrial projection. Fortunately the stoner Libra has time to prepare. But when the full moon shines on the 12th of November, the coming out party begins. And the effects of this party will be felt within all spheres of life.

There is no specific herbal strain recommendation this month, but the necessity for calm relaxed contemplative smoke sessions is the prescription for stress relief. Add variety to your routine to ensure you acquire your weekly dose of calming cannabis. I love expeditions into myself in a float tank, but often a dark warm room will do the trick. A brisk hike with your thoughts can also be an excellent meditative exercise.

Romantic feelings will be exposed in November stoner Libra. That dark demon inside you cannot be contained. Puff puff pass on the stress. Embrace the sacred herb and your inner desires. Making your feelings known on the terrestrial plane could ease pressure bottled up inside of yourself. Major turmoil will result if you spend your time in November trying to suppress your inner desires.

Remember stoner Libra, embracing the terrestrial exposure of your inner self can be difficult. Allow yourself patience and understanding. Seek the kind empathy of the sacred herb, and apply it to yourself. That inner self is you, love and embrace them. You have been fighting them long enough.

Libra Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Libra, everything is going to be ok. The planets have aligned to rain positivity in October.

Socially the period will be a bonding experience of breakthroughs balancing the scales of justice and love. Self discovery will blend with exploration of cannabis companions, family members, and even coworkers. Keep your cannabis strain prescription light when mingling with your canna-crew. A light and airy Sativa strain should do the trick nicely. Sacred herb inspired moments in October should tighten the bonds in numerous relationship types. But more importantly these good terrestrial vibes, and smoke circle experiences, will help you learn more about yourself while others grow in appreciation for you.

Introspection can be good stoner Libra, but self criticism must be tempered with a kind lens. There will be moments this month where you stumble upon something inside yourself that you detest. When these moments of self reflection turn into self criticism, toke time with the sacred herb to bring a kind lens into the perspective. Self criticism can turn into self doubt or even self hate. Embrace a higher perspective with the sacred herb, and see yourself from an outside perspective. Detach from the irresponsibility of self harm or angry self criticism to acknowledge you deserve to be treated with kindness. Even from yourself.

At the end of October use the sacred herb as a catalyst to recuperate from social activities. A medicated meditative smoke session focused on the fun times had, and the lessons learned. This will mean different things to different people. Perhaps an intense workout is needed to blow off steam. Perhaps a quiet movie night with a cannabis companion will do the trick. Whatever it may be, be sure to toke time to contemplate, and puff puff execute on the rehabilitative task. Toke time for self stoner Libra, it’s exhausting to be as wonderful as you.