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Libra Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Libra there will be showers of positivity in December.  This kind cosmic influence will not be overt or obvious. In order to fully receive the rewards from the positive planetary positioning, the stoner Libra must engage clear third eye vision.  In order to spot opportunity, you must first be attentive and open to receiving it. Combust the Sativa strain of the sacred herb in moments you feel run down or blurry eyed. Clarity and focus derived from these sacred strains will help keep the third eye engaged to interpret positive road signs on the journey of life in December.

Stoner Libra, all this positive momentum cannot go to waste!  Toke a moment for a solo medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb.  Let’s call this an introspective mission of discovery. There is an idea or a passion you’ve been contemplating, but holding back.  Now is the time to dig up this grand scheme, and turn this proposition into a plan. The stars have aligned to bring a little sprinkle of cosmic positivity to this passion project carefully kept safe deep within yourself.  Be careful stoner Libra. Slow your roll. Do not risk it all on this great idea. Grow slow. Develop the plan, and unveil this side hustle without negative impact on the hustle that pays the bills.

What a year stoner Libra.  Who knew a constant search for balance included so many ups and downs?  I have a specific task for you this month: After the 27th, embark on an internal deep dive with the sacred herb to contemplate the year that has passed.  Make sure this end of year medicated meditation is without electronics and the busy bee tools of life. Utilize a deep Indica strain of the sacred herb for a relaxed chill contemplative journey into the past and future.  Toke time to appreciate the journey of 2019, and look forward to the adventure of 2020. This is a cleansing moment stoner Libra. A deep contemplative look at the year that has passed will clean the slate, and open all the positive possibilities for the year ahead.

Libra Stoner Horoscope November

Halloween is over stoner Libra, the mask must come off in November. So often you wage a battle containing your inner voice for the sake of balance on the terrestrial plane. Breathe deep, inhale the wisdom and kindness of the sacred herb, because this battle is coming to an end this month. No stoner Libra will be able to contain the inner self from expressing outwardly. Much like that high milligram edible, you just have to trust everything will be ok.

Hold tight and make sure all safety belts are engaged. Mercury is in retrograde. Usually this means star signs are headed for communication breakdown; but for the stoner Libra in November, this planetary condition will be a coming out party for the inner stoner voice. Many medicated meditative smoke sessions will be required during the month. These moments of calm with the sacred herb should focus on trust and understanding between the inner self and the desired appearance. Lines of communication must be open between the inner self and terrestrial projection. Fortunately the stoner Libra has time to prepare. But when the full moon shines on the 12th of November, the coming out party begins. And the effects of this party will be felt within all spheres of life.

There is no specific herbal strain recommendation this month, but the necessity for calm relaxed contemplative smoke sessions is the prescription for stress relief. Add variety to your routine to ensure you acquire your weekly dose of calming cannabis. I love expeditions into myself in a float tank, but often a dark warm room will do the trick. A brisk hike with your thoughts can also be an excellent meditative exercise.

Romantic feelings will be exposed in November stoner Libra. That dark demon inside you cannot be contained. Puff puff pass on the stress. Embrace the sacred herb and your inner desires. Making your feelings known on the terrestrial plane could ease pressure bottled up inside of yourself. Major turmoil will result if you spend your time in November trying to suppress your inner desires.

Remember stoner Libra, embracing the terrestrial exposure of your inner self can be difficult. Allow yourself patience and understanding. Seek the kind empathy of the sacred herb, and apply it to yourself. That inner self is you, love and embrace them. You have been fighting them long enough.

Libra Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Libra, everything is going to be ok. The planets have aligned to rain positivity in October.

Socially the period will be a bonding experience of breakthroughs balancing the scales of justice and love. Self discovery will blend with exploration of cannabis companions, family members, and even coworkers. Keep your cannabis strain prescription light when mingling with your canna-crew. A light and airy Sativa strain should do the trick nicely. Sacred herb inspired moments in October should tighten the bonds in numerous relationship types. But more importantly these good terrestrial vibes, and smoke circle experiences, will help you learn more about yourself while others grow in appreciation for you.

Introspection can be good stoner Libra, but self criticism must be tempered with a kind lens. There will be moments this month where you stumble upon something inside yourself that you detest. When these moments of self reflection turn into self criticism, toke time with the sacred herb to bring a kind lens into the perspective. Self criticism can turn into self doubt or even self hate. Embrace a higher perspective with the sacred herb, and see yourself from an outside perspective. Detach from the irresponsibility of self harm or angry self criticism to acknowledge you deserve to be treated with kindness. Even from yourself.

At the end of October use the sacred herb as a catalyst to recuperate from social activities. A medicated meditative smoke session focused on the fun times had, and the lessons learned. This will mean different things to different people. Perhaps an intense workout is needed to blow off steam. Perhaps a quiet movie night with a cannabis companion will do the trick. Whatever it may be, be sure to toke time to contemplate, and puff puff execute on the rehabilitative task. Toke time for self stoner Libra, it’s exhausting to be as wonderful as you.

Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Libra you have spent the summer on the road traveling countless miles. Whether these were literal miles on that much needed summer getaway, or spiritual advancement, you’ve covered a lot of ground. As the days transition toward autumn, you should know that the ride is far from over. However, the path will be a different one. In the previous phase you were the wild child, going where the wind took you, and indulging your wanderlust. In the current phase you will move forward with more direction, and with a specific destination in mind. Don’t worry though, stoner Libra, this doesn’t mean you have to sell out or settle down. September will be just as quirky as the early months of summer, and just as smokey. Instead of cannabis inspired cosmic voyages to nowhere in particular, your stoney adventures will be memorialized at your favorite smoke spots. Keep the wheels, and the greens, rolling stoner Libra, you are headed toward your next great adventure.

Smoke circle expansion is assured this period. Instead of bonding moments with the canna-crew, stoner Libras may find themselves sharing blissful moments, and big bong rips, with strangers. Of course, strangers can become acquaintances, and in time acquaintances may very well become close cannabis companions. Be generous with your thoughts and genuine with your heart stoner Libra. If you do, you will grow your smoke circle and subsequently your support system. This means you will have more people to lean on during the rough times, and to celebrate with during the good times. During these moments of great ganja with good people, you will be reminded of the sacred realization that we are all connected.

The autumnal equinox on the 22nd will mark a sharp planetary transition for the stoner Libra. The clouds will part, and your terrestrial mission among your smoke circle will achieve clarity. Those who know you will see your inner light shine through darkness as the month progresses. But, do not expect to be applauded by the rest of the stoner Zodiac. Other stoner signs may be going through their own transitions at this time of changing seasons, and not all of them for the better. Although your radiance will attract others to your presence, and perhaps even inspire them, remember you cannot fix things for everyone. Sometimes the best way to help, is to pull up a chair, be ready to listen with a packed bowl for two.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope August

I’ve never used the words weird and quirky to describe a cosmic influence for a stoner star sign; but stoner Libra, those are the words I think of relating to the final summer month.

Weird in terms of balance. A sense of vertigo may descend on you. In these moments, prepare a small dose of the sacred herb to keep you grounded. What appears to be solid ground may start shifting in unexpected ways. If you can find it, the sacred Strawberry Banana Indica strain should do nicely to calm the nerves and seek clarity amid a shifting landscape.

Quirky in terms of direction. Remember when you were a child, learning about the disorientation of spinning really fast, and then trying to move to a target. There will be unexpected adventures and surprising results in August. No medicated meditative smoke session can foresee these quirky August surprises. Toke time early in the month to prepare yourself for the adventure ahead. Sink deep into the calming nature of the sacred herb. Curl up or stretch out, but focus on confidence and adaptability. Rest and repair your cosmic spacesuit early in the month so that you are at optimal performance going into this mysterious period.

August is a dance party stoner Libra. With a swirling planetary influence, you may seem pushed and pulled in multiple directions at one time. Don’t allow the frivolity of moving obstacles weigh you down. Put on your favorite tunes, and dance through the melee of moving targets. You will see with the right attitude that there is a rhythm to challenges you face. With a positive attitude and strong beat, you can safely navigate the most crowded dance floor.

All of this may seem a bit ominous. I do have something specific and wonderful to share about the month ahead: There will be pleasant opportunities for fellowship with your canna-crew. These opportunities may not be traditional or what you would expect, but they will be full of summer fun none-the-less. The best part of these events will be your participation.

Here comes the wave stoner Libra, get ready to ride.

Libra Stoner Horoscope July 2019

This month, the stoner Libra will have a series of events where they must decide on when to hold ‘em and when to smoke ‘em. In some cases the line between the two may become a little hazy. Summer is officially at full burn, and this period shows no signs of cooling down. While spring is the season of growth, summer is the time when ideas and actions will fully ripen.
July will be the month where seeds planted long ago come to fruition. You may find a trusted smoke buddy grows into the roll of full fledged partner-in-chronic. Not necessarily romantically. A passion project or half baked idea formed in a smoke filled setting, may form into a solid, executable plan of action with a purpose. This is when it will be crucial to know when to separate the ganja and the grind: Even though the seeds for success might have been planted while meditating with the sacred herb, it will take a clear minded determination to manifest the dream into reality.

Stoner Libra It is likely the personal sphere and the business sphere will blend at times in the second summer month. With meditation and marijuana moments you will enhance the sight of your third eye. As the month progresses, this clarity of vision will aid in decision making regarding difficult obstacles impeding progress. When you still feel unsure of how to proceed, consult your canna-family when additional advice is needed. Remember, a friend with weed is a friend indeed. Share a bowl, share a laugh, and talk through all the seemingly stoney ideas until they finally make sense.

Don’t let the smoke clouds of problem solving obscure opportunities. It’s summer! For the stoner Libra anything can happen at any given moment with the proper mindset. The days are long and the possibilities are endless. Adventure and opportunity will only be limited by your ability to imagine. There are countless smoke spots with picturesque scenes just waiting to be captured by you and your canna crew. There will be plenty of time to sit on the couch once the heat fades, but right now your mission is to pack the piece, make sure your stash is stocked, and to savor every smoky moment of the season.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June 2019

Stoner Libra the first summer month will bring a warm cosmic breeze to the sphere of love. With the sacred herb as your internal guide, all stoner Libras will bask under these warm cosmic rays.

As you know better than any star sign, the world is in a constant flux of the karmic balancing of universal scales. These cosmic winds and currents are beyond our understanding, and difficult to manipulate. However, there are times when the planets align, that we may tip the scales in our own favor. The first summer month may be this opportunity for the stoner Libra.

Work issues will be solved easily as the machinations of the workplace melt away into cosmic background noise. Show up on time, make the necessary decisions, lead your team, and everything will work out at work. This may be more challenging than it would appear as your third eye gaze will be tuned into the personal sphere. So diligence, mindfulness, and attention will be required in the workplace. Puff puff pass on the corporate dash. Utilize the patience of the sacred herb to avoid hurried decisions. Allow a natural culmination of events and flow of information during corporate travels; so as they will not impact the beauty of the personal sphere.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb. A deep and rich Indica strain should do nicely. This solo medicated meditative smoke session will be an exploration into yourself. True internal ‘want’ and ‘desire’ will be the subject of this sacred herbal probe. Whether you are a single stoner Libra, or in a partnership, this task could make all the difference for the June time period.

Turning the third eye gaze inward, to contemplate and discover what personal end you truly desire, will be a liberating smoke session. With this newfound confidence in self and direction, get out among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Do not stop to count all the smoke circles you encounter, just be sure to join them all!

Libra Stoner Horoscope May 2019

The final Spring month will be a bright and active period for the stoner Libra. To take advantage of the positive planetary positioning, the stoner Libra must maintain confidence in themselves. Not necessarily confidence in one’s self, but confidence in direction as well. It is the direct direction of the stoner Libra that will be most important during the final Spring month. Equivocation of resolve, or meandering off the chosen path could lead to the downfall of this positive period.

Early in the month, this direction must be contemplated with the sacred herb. Find a solitary space without distraction to medicate and meditate on your life path direction, and the level of confidence in it. This smoke session with the sacred herb may very well give you the exercise needed to proceed down your chosen path with vigor.

This heady contemplation could prove stressful. There are a few strains that could limit the anxiety of your lofty mission this month:
– Granddaddy Purple (Indica)
– Jack Herer (Sativa)
– Girl Scout Cookies (Hybrid)
A carefully selected strain of the sacred herb could be the perfect guiding light for your life path in May. With a positive path laid out, simple pot holes and bumps in the road will be easily navigated.

Familial mediation will be required from the stoner Libra this period. Cannabis companions will need your balanced assessment, and opinion, to sort out a problem of their own. However, be forewarned stoner Libra: Impartiality must be maintained. To truly assist multiple parties you are fond of, no sides can be taken or lobbied for. Simply help them find their own path to reconciliation. Perhaps a shared bowl among loved ones could be the bridge over their problematic gap.

The full moon of the 18th marks a clear line of activity. Positive dynamism is to be expected after the Full Flower Moon. A wonderful catalyst to this positive period will be a focus on personal health. By this time the summer months will only be days away. It’s never too late to start working on that beach body and hiking cardio.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Libra although April is likely to bring heavy rain, one thing you can expect for sure, is a downpour of positivity. Just like the humidity, your energy and confidence will be high. While others are searching for their umbrellas, you will be unpacking your rain boots, and getting ready to make a splash. Just like every successful garden requires the collaboration of the sun and the water to flourish, the success of each stoner Libra will be the result of multiple forces working in concert. Trust in, but do not rely exclusively on those in your smoke circle for support. While they may guide you in the right direction, remember you are ultimately responsible for your final destination.

Now is the time to work toward reaching a higher level stoner Libra. Especially in the workplace. Whether you are seeking that promotion at work, or your entrepreneurial eyes have a new goals in mind, the current planetary alignment will support even the grandest of your aspirations. As long as you are able to stay on your grind, and put in the effort necessary, you are certain to elevate your situation. While the sky will be the limit this month, it will be up to you to keep yourself grounded. Whether it is a solo smoke session, or time spent rolling one up with canna-buddies, remember to stay true to your roots. Sometimes the best way to clear the air is by creating a little smoke.

Stoner Libra growth and progress does not happen without important decisions. Use the input of those around you for business decisions, giving additional weight to your most special partners-in-chronic. Make the most important decisions together. While you will encounter many who are ready to burn one down when the times are good; keep close those who are always ready to roll. These are the peeps who will be there even when the stash runs out.

Single stoner Libras can expect the greatest showering of blessings! Be assured the rains of positivity will affect the area of love the most. But, regardless of your relationship status, others will notice a special skip in your step. Just remember love is not a buffet. If there is a delightful, stoney snack you prefer over another, then stick with it. Do not fill your plate for the simple sake of variety.

Libra Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Libra spring is upon us, and you are steady on your grind. While it is good to have a plan, you will get more accomplished by focusing on the tasks at hand. Someone once said, “The journey of a hundred blunts, begins with a single puff.” So puff puff away, and pay attention to what is immediately in front of you. Do not worry about what might lie down the road. In this case, tunnel vision can be a good thing. Short term task mastery will turn into lasting success, one win at a time.

Stoner Libra it is recommended you find a sweet Sativa, and stick with the same strain for the duration of the month. The uplifting qualities of the right Sativa will help to elevate your spirits, and inspire you to achieve at a higher level. It may take you a few days early in the month to find your groove, but rest assured you will find your stride, and maintain a healthy momentum through the remainder of the month.

At work and in business, be mindful of the details. The first spring month won’t be about planting seeds for the future, but instead cultivating current harvests, and finishing up existing projects. Check, and double check upon completing every task. You will have plenty of time to burn one down when you’re off-the-clock, so avoid smoking while you are in business mode. You want to have a clear mind when assessing the quality of your work so you do not have to reevaluate completed tasks.

While you cannot control external stimuli stoner Libra, you do have control over the vibes you emanate outward. During the month of March, it will be crucial for your personal well being that you take time for others. Whether it is time to toke or time to talk, there is a romantic partner or a family member who could benefit from your PMA: Positive Mental Attitude. It’s up to you to cultivate kindness. Sometimes they might need you to light one up, and share some kind bud. Other times, all you’ll have to do is listen, be patient, and simply be present. Regardless of how you commiserate with your cannabis companions, helping to uplift the spirits of others will be a sure path to internal happiness.