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Libra Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Libra you are in a good place, and the month of January will accentuate this position nicely.  But watch out for heightened expectations regarding outward progress on the terrestrial plane.  The cosmic influence in the second Winter month will be more about consolidating internal contentment and exploring familial understanding.

Whoa, English right?  Be prepared my balanced cosmic gymnast:  January will be a month of “the feels.”  Fill the stash jar with the Indica species of the sacred herb stoner Libra.  “Consolidating internal contentment” means universal influence will favor deep thoughts about who you are, and how you got here.  Think of solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb as a self psychological exam.  If ‘contentment’ isn’t a word you would use to describe your current position before these deep medicated meditations, then perhaps it will be a descriptor after these exercises.  The bottom line is that time must be toked to ponder internal questions seeking connection with the outward existence.

This internal sacred exercise blends well with the second phase of universal progress this month.  “Exploring familial understanding” will accentuate the deep solo medicated smoke sessions.  As you look to connect contentment between internal motives and outward drives, including deep analysis of your canna-fam will supplement your actions.   Stoner Libra, this aspect of January may be where you catch the most ‘feels’.  I have no cannabis strain prescription for this aspect of the month.  The only sacred prescription is to seek out meaningful smoke sessions with those you love most.  Perhaps your cannabis companions need to hear how much they mean to you.  

What a month stoner Libra!  Perhaps this cannabis inspired vision is not the exciting terrestrial mission you want to hear, but the deeper meaning behind an influence like this is more richly rewarding and progressive.  There is no terrestrial value that can be placed on connected moments within yourself, and your inner smoke circle.  Smoke up, think deep, and bring the tissues.

Libra Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Libra the balancing scales will not just be a symbol for your star sign in December, but it will also be a metaphor for the unfolding of the month in general.  This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.

First Half:  This will not be a time of tranquil lounging stoner Libra.  Keep the bowls loaded with sticky Sativa or bright hybrid cannabis strains.  Just because solar winds will not allow for cozy deep couch sessions, doesn’t mean this period will be negative.  Quite the contrary.  In the first half of December the planets will align to bring action within the smoke circle and personal tasks.  Fun socializing with the canna-crew and buzzing around the terrestrial plane executing tasks will be the primary activity of the first half.  Use the sacred herb as an empathetic layer of social protection stoner Libra.  Even though you are good about monitoring your polite stoner social skills, it won’t hurt to think twice before expressing raw emotions.

Second Half:  Settle into a positive groove stoner Libra, the second half will be more about chill personal moments.  Keep those bright hybrids ready, but now you can mix in more Indica cannabis strains.  Hurried tasks of the terrestrial world should melt away as personal interests take on a primary focus.  Cozy deep couch sessions still aren’t likely, but now your smoke sessions will be filled with solitary moments of inspiration.  Do you have a creative outlet stoner Libra?  Maybe you have been thinking about some form of creative crafting, painting, or musical output.  The second half of December is a great time to sit down with a joint, and a passion project.  

Stoner Libra all the hustle and bustle of the holiday season will flow naturally in December.  You may even take care of all your holiday tasks in the first half of the month while you are buzzing around town.  And it’s likely that this buzzing progress will feed directly to the relaxed positive personal time in the second half of the month.  As long as your stash jars are full, your joints are rolled tight, and your mind stays lifted, the universe will take care of everything else.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Libra no deep medicated meditative introspective dives with the sacred herb are required in November.  You have learned enough lessons recently that your travels on the terrestrial plane can be unencumbered by self reflection.  Ah, isn’t that what works best for you stoner Libra, a free form uninhibited stroll through the cosmos?  Keep your cannabis consumption light and airy this month.  Avoid deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  Universal influence supports a confident and energetic strut through life, as we transition from Fall to Winter.  Lean into positivity.  Fill your stash jar with bright Sativa strains like Jack Herer, Lemon Haze, or Sour Diesel.

Ok my confident lucky Libra, all this free flowing exuberance must be checked in one particular way:  Long term caution.  You will be feeling yourself in November, and you well should.  However, toke a time-out with the sacred herb when moments of long term decision making arise.  Whether it is a big decision in the personal or work sphere, enjoy the negotiations and process, but avoid signing any contracts.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to check yourself, and the situation.  Live in the moment without impacting your future timeline.

There is another bright aspect to this period my balanced stoner friend:  Personal communications with close cannabis companions will harmonize.  After the New Moon of the 14th, smoke sessions with the sacred herb could enlighten you to past passive aggressive communicative behavior.  Almost like rising out of a thick cosmic fog, you will be able to discard these bad personal habits, and once again be the kind communicator you always seek to be.  With the newfound energetic confidence, and a shift in communication patterns, you will shed the husky outer layer, and expose the sticky icky goodness inside.  Smoke it up, and soak it up stoner Libra.

Libra Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Libra October is the month of Halloween, when people can, for at least one night, be whatever they want to be; where complete strangers share tasty morsels for the simple reason of bringing a bit of joy to their fellow terrestrial travelers.  For you stoner Libra, your time of transformation will not be limited to a single day.  Mix it up, make changes, and most importantly of all, don’t forget to treat yourself!  Maybe you spend a little extra green to get some of those top shelf buds.  Maybe it’s time to upgrade your smoking methods, and you invest in a vaporizer or the water pipe you’ve had your sights set on.  It might feel a little weird at first, putting your own desires front and center, and splurging on yourself instead of others.  But, as strange as it sounds, investing in yourself is helping others stoner Libra.  Before you can help to elevate others, you have to make sure your own spirits are high.

My stoner warrior for justice:  It’s not that you are slacking at work; in fact the higher ups have noticed and commended your efforts over recent months.  So why do you leave the office feeling down?  Perhaps it’s not what you’re doing, but instead, what you’re not doing stoner Libra.  You’ve been steady on your grind getting the job done, but if you’re not feeling challenged, then maybe it’s time to look for something that will really get the bowl stoked.  You don’t have to take on an official title, or the first opportunity that is offered.  No, any meaningful change should be carefully calculated.  You may even need to take a long weekend to toke and talk with your closest cannabis confidantes.  Get away from the hustle and bustle of the workplace to spend some time with the sacred herb meditating on your next move.  However, be forewarned:  Opportunities do expire.  Remember your goal is to contemplate how to advance your career, not just to spend the weekend in a cloudy haze.

One thing you won’t have to overthink this month stoner Libra, is friendship.  The benefits of the time you spend on selfcare will radiate to all those who cross your path.  Your closest cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will all be saying, “I’ll have some of what they’re smoking.”  So really all you’ll need to keep the good vibes flowing is your stash, and your smile stoner Libra.  As long as you have those, and someone to share them with, the air might be clouded with smoke, but there will always be bright days ahead.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Light one up and celebrate stoner Libra.  What is there to celebrate?  Well, you’re celebrating you!  Summer was a blur of nights spent catching up with cannabis companions, and sharing in smoked filled shenanigans.  Overall we would call that a win.  But, the slower pace of September will bring you more time to think, to toke, and to take stock.  With your sacred herbal assistant, you will have the opportunity to look at your surroundings from a ten thousand foot high view.  You may notice something is missing.  This is because you’ve spent so much energy making sure everyone around you is having a good time, that you’ve forgotten to look inward.  Stoner Libra toke time for solo smoke sessions early in the month.  Of course you still want others to be happy, but spreading good vibes is only possible once you have found your own peace and cosmic groove.

Stoner Libra what you have accomplished in the work sphere this Summer has been nothing short of extraordinary; and your hot streak shows no sign of cooling down.  Peers and management alike have noticed your efforts, and applaud your accomplishments.  But your success is not by accident.  Maintaining such a fervent, fiery grind, takes dedication, and days off.  You can keep the momentum high, and the setbacks low, by paying attention to your physical state.  Your teammates know you are always ready to take on a challenging project, but they will also understand when you need to take a break for self care.  Make good use of your down time stoner Libra.  Toke time for cannabis medications, and relaxing meditations.  While some might not understand how roasting bowls is beneficial, you know that being efficient with your recreational time is crucial to being effective when on the clock.  

Stoner Libra Summer has left you feeling bright and full of optimism.  Others may stare in wonder at your noticeable glee, but there is no reason to take off your rose colored glasses.  Right now, you can’t see it any other way:  Life is beautiful.  To convince others of this reality, you have to do nothing other than be your cheerful self.  For sure there will be cloudy days, but your persistent positive attitude will be enough to lift the spirits of your cannabis companions, even when they are feeling their lowest.  And of course, you can elicit the help of herbal remedies to counter Autumn gloominess.  With a little help from your special green stash, and your unbeatable smile, when your stoner fam is in need you will be the best kind of friend indeed.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Libra the month of August will be a grand adventure.  But even within the most ambitious progressive undertakings, obstacles will be present.  The good news is that these obstacles will be limited to personal relationships, and only for a limited time.  A rollercoaster of good and bad cosmic vibes will create a wild ride within the smoke circle for the first half of the month.  But with a prescription of calm meditations with the sacred herb, mystery and obscurity will be thwarted by clarity of revelations.

Stoner Libra, puff puff plan for flexibility within the personal sphere in the first half of the month.  Relax on your strident claims of justice until all the facts come out.  Perhaps the plan from sacred meditative smoke sessions is simply to apply more patience in cloudy situations.  There will be plenty of breaks of clarity within stormy emotions.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to make kind judgements within these breaks of cosmic clarity.  The gears of the cosmic grinder break free after the 15th.  Obscure smoke clouds become clear smoke signals within communications in the canna-fam. 

Stoner Libra, within the work sphere, August is a team effort.  It will be imperative to create a plan and execute within the calendar days of the month.  Your participation, and or leadership within this cosmic deadline, will be instrumental in the team’s success.  Toke time off the clock to meditate with the sacred herb.  Create a blank mental state, and allow your internal voice to rise with sacred communication.  Each stoner Libra is a unique terrestrial astronaut, but the requirements to achieve this work mission are within each individual.  Soak up internal confidence from sacred meditations, and apply your internal talents and skills to the job at hand.

The sacred herb can be used as a tool for progress in August.  First, as a calming tool to increase patience and perception within the personal sphere.  Second, as a tuning fork of internal confidence within the work sphere.  With the sacred herb as a tool in your cosmic mission, progress in August is assured!

Libra Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Libra July promises to be a month of lessons and triumphs, mixed with frosty nugs in the summer sun.  There will be no particular cannabis strain recommendation for the month.  However, the planetary alignment suggests you find time for more light smoke sessions versus intermittent deep trips.  If this scares you a bit, simply pack your pipe with high CBD strains.  There is a lot to do this month, it would be a shame to over-bake your cosmic spacesuit, and get stuck on an innocuous couch voyage.

Stoner Libra you are not the only stoner forming judgments and weighing the scales of justice.   The planetary alignment of July promises to present a mirror to some of your more base personality traits.  We have discussed this already this year, and it seems a theme for 2020 may be developing.  You have a noble and natural quest for justice, but this can manifest in persnipity ways within interpersonal relationships.  When others are offended from your silly or insignificant actions, are you aggrieved, or do you have understanding?  You must lean on the calming nature of the sacred herb during these times.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb:  Perspective is everything.  When someone gives you a dose of your own medicine, perhaps the medicine of the sacred herb can heal the process.  Without an understanding of perspective, a vicious cycle of offense and justice may ensue.  A downward spiral strong enough to break apart any smoke circle or canna-crew.  You got this stoner Libra.

A mini cycle of positive wind surrounds the New Moon on the 20th.  Toke time to contemplate your hopes and dreams on the 18th.  This mini cycle of positivity will bring gifts from the cosmos.  But it will tilt the scales in favor of invention and innovation.  By the 20th when the New Moon rises be sure to have a plan in action stoner Libra.  The mini cycle ends by the 24th, at which time a confident stride should carry your mission forward.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Libra June presents a great opportunity to analyze and exert perspective and choice.  Often we leave it up to the stars, but our own decision making process is the ultimate navigator for life.  In June, there will be difficult choices of repair or replace.  Here is a subtle example:  Perhaps your favorite piece has a crack.  Sure it puff puff passes fine, but deeper thought might see a cost benefit analysis to replace your cherished pipe.  Toke time with the sacred herb to meditate on these choice conundrums.  The decision to deal with it, repair it, or replace it, will be prominent in the final Spring month.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring high minded decision making to the process.

What a great month where the main obstacle may be choice making!  That is the magic to June for the stoner Libra:  There is freedom within the planetary alignment.  Freedom of choice, freedom of movement, freedom of expression, it’s all supported by cosmic influence.  The best way to take advantage of this lubricated motion is to wipe the slate clean early in the month, so that your mind is clear of cluttered projects of the past.  Toke time early in the month with the sacred herb as your herbal assistant.  Finish those to-do lists, cancel those far-flung hopeful endeavors, and complete those dusty tasks left behind.  Remember stoner Libra:  Deal with it, repair it, or replace it can work on intangible projects as much as tangible objects.  Clear the clutter, and start a new chapter in June!

Polite stoner Libras have an advantage within the sphere of romance.  Whether you share a bowl, or exist within a solo smoke session, all stoner Libras will have an opportunity for passion in June.  Keep your eyes on the scales of justice, and mind your manners!  A little spark could ignite into a great flame with the right care and attention.  As with the theme of the month, the choice is up to you.  Take great care with your freedom and choices when other stoner star signs are impacted.  Your kindness will directly impact the success of your choices.

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Libra with the sacred herb as your trusted sidekick, no obstacle in May can’t be overcome.  There will be highs and lows on the journey this month, but with a cool head, and a patient heart, success and progress are inevitable.

In the work sphere you will be a master of your own domain.  Progress awaits on a choose your own adventure with planetary support.  However, this cosmic slip and slide of greased up goodness eventually comes to an end.  The New Moon of the 22nd marks a shift in cosmic support.  But have no fear, this shift isn’t ominous.  Puff puff plan for change before the New Moon.  

The sphere of love will require some work in May, and a lot of patience.  There will be moments of vertigo, where your emotional navigational skills lose all bearings.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to catch your breath, and regain your footing.  Much like that bowl at the end of the day:  You can look forward to it, but you have to wait.  Once that pipe is in your hands, the magic of the sacred herb will take you away to your safe space.  The emotional mystery of May will be much the same as that long wait for that end of the day smoke session.  Trust that your navigational bearings will return to you, and the intentions, and directions, of your cannabis companion will once again become clear.  Steady the ship, batten down the hatches, and trust calm waters lie ahead.  

Stoner Libra when moments of unease consume you, seek meditation through exercise.  Leave the stress and worry of an uncertain emotional direction behind with a solo stoned work out.  Hit the heavy bag, run that hill, or bike the stress away.  Who knows what creative solutions can come from a little bowl and a lot of sweat.  Or, maybe a big bowl and a little sweat.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Libra, who struggles more than you in an unjust world?  Well pack a celebratory bowl of the sacred herb, breathe deep and relax.  The cosmic influence of April supports calm progress. Especially in the first half of the month, the stoner Libra will be master of their own destiny with few injustices to confront.  However, be forewarned: As the month passes, the positive cosmic influence will fade, leaving the scales of justice to tilt upon your own decisions and actions.

Pack a bowl for two stoner Libra!  April begins with a bang. Love interests, the work sphere, and familial obligations will all smell like that sweet kind bud.  This period is a nice transition from March as your efforts will flow seamlessly into forward progress. The skunky fresh smell may be a budding relationship, an exciting work project, or satisfaction from home life.  For each stoner Libra the result may be unique, but the feeling will be the same. The smell of love and success is in the air.

Life can’t always be running through fields of flowering cannabis trees however.  You may not notice the warm cosmic influence fade, but by mid month your planetary alignment will shift.  Puff puff pass on the stress of a great period ending. Allow yourself to enjoy the blissful ignorance of a coordinated period.  Stressing about the mights and maybes of near future obstacles will cloud the possibilities of current events. However, by the New Moon of the 22nd, you must snap out of your hazy gaze, and reestablish your terrestrial grounding.

There is work to accomplish before the month is done stoner Libra.  There should not be major obstacles or deep conundrums to contemplate or overcome, but your full attention will be required for monetary success.  Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session on or before the New Moon on the 22nd. Sink deep into an appreciative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Remember and enjoy the moments that meant the most to you during the past few periods. With this meditative exercise with the sacred herb you will be able to solidify the joy and progress of the past, while cleaning the slate for the possibilities of the future.