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Leo Stoner Horoscope January

I received a vision from the cosmos through my sacred meditations regarding the stoner Leo for the January time period.  It’s of a physically fit Lion pulling its hair out!  This made me think of my favorite cartoon from the 90’s:  Joe Normal .. “I’m normal!  I’m normal!”  The bottom line to January is that things could be worse, and everything is going to be ok.

The cannabis prescription for the second Winter month could be a little tricky.  Everything physical will be going great guns, but mental stress could derail your good vibes.  It could be all in your head; so smooth tokes of the marijuana smoke might slow you down enough to gain perspective, and ease through those stressful moments.  However, nothing is more terrifying for a stoner Leo than to be trapped inside their own head, which could compound the stressful feelings.  Therefore a CBD heavy hybrid strain will work great this month.  The CBD will help you lean into the satisfied physical state with a healthy cannabis regiment.  But the mild THC will give you that head change to rise above the stress of the day without trapping your head in consuming clouds.  If the head change becomes a bit much, or maybe not enough, just remember stoner Leo:  “I’m normal!  I’m normal!”

The great blessing from the universe during January will be in the sphere of personal relationships.  That hybrid cannabis prescription should keep you chill as you bounce from one smoke circle to another.  Enjoy and appreciate being in your element.  Close cannabis companions and even distant smoke circle acquaintances will all notice something different about your strut.  Pay attention during your sacred smoke outs to the subtle nuance of each individual.  The true blessing this month won’t be anything you receive, but instead the strengthened bonds you secure within the canna-fam.  Stoner Leo January will be an additive experience to the progress of your life.  With the sacred herb as your trusted chill side-kick, you will sure to be a networking superhero on the terrestrial plane.

Leo Stoner Horoscope December

Stoner Leo the holiday season can be a time of great stress …. But not for you!  Wonderful calming cosmic winds of influence will blow into your house this month.  It’s not that life will become easy or obstacles will part as you approach; but the calming cosmic influence blowing in December may just help you deal with terrestrial tasks with grace and chill.

There is an important prescription to receive the full benefits of the coming calming cosmic storm.  First, load the stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  Second, find a safe space free of distractions.  Third, get creative!  They are no rules stoner Leo.  The only prescription required to receive the sacred blessing from the universe is creative output.  And it’s all about you stoner Leo.  No matter the style, medium, or material, creativity is all that is required.  Once you are in your safe space, light up the energizing qualities of the sacred Sativa strain, and jam, paint, write, or tinker.  The ‘how’ and ‘what’ is up to you.  The ‘why’ is to relieve stress and receive blessings.

Stoner Leo this creative prescription will impact every aspect of life.  Burn time with the cannabis crew might seem a little more lit.  Communications with cannabis companions might seem a little more easy.  Work tasks might come and go with a little more ease.  Your creative outlets will provide balance to the machine world of the terrestrial terrain.  You might enjoy your time so much that you may daydream about getting back to your safe space, where a fresh bowl and creative passion awaits.

Just remember stoner Leo:  Don’t neglect your sacred prescription for cannabis infused creativity.  These imaginative smoke sessions will be the key to an easy roll through life in December.  If you neglect this prescription, then you might get stuck in the grind.  I’m already wondering what smoked out expressive fun fabrications you will be working on.  

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Leo Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Leo it’s time to breathe a satisfactory sigh of relief.  Universal influence dispatches the introspection of past periods, and invites a more buoyant cosmic vibe for November.  Wake up!  Pack your bowl with sticky Sativas.  Instead of looking within, now you can finally focus outward, and roam the terrestrial plane with a confident strut and stride.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  Optimal success in this period directly relates to the internal sacred meditations of past periods.  If you haven’t put in the work on self, then outward progress on the terrestrial plane will be more difficult.  I know you are stubborn stoner Leo.  If you did not toke time with self as prescribed in past periods, I can give you a shortcut to advance in November.  No cheat codes are completely fulfilling, but they do exist.  Set aside 30 minutes early in the month my stoner Lion to meditate with the sacred herb.  Any strain or method of delivery will work.  Use this time to think about why you skipped the prescribed sacred herbal meditations of past periods.  Burn sage during this short meditative exercise to cleanse the after affects of stubborn malignance.

The introspective periods during 2020 will pay off stoner Leo, and maybe faster than you think.  There will be great opportunities for deep conversations with cannabis companions, loved ones, and distant family members.  Keep sharable cannabis supplies in your smoker’s box this month.  Important emotional progress may come from a shared joint with a loved one.  Or perhaps a nondescript vape pen might be the connecting cannabis tool between family members.  No matter the circumstance or method, you will do great, and feel the flow stoner Leo.

Ok, now that we are all on the same page, let’s get to the November blessings of our cosmic cannabis universe.  How long has it been since you have adventured with an edible?  The roller coaster of ups and downs associated with the cannabis effects can be exhilarating, confusing, and scary all at the same time.  Now throw in being in public as a stoner leader of the Zodiac.  The painting by Munch The Scream comes to mind.  All universal systems are go for a face melting edible adventure stoner Leo.  

Leo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Leo October continues a similar thread of self awareness for 2020.  I know I know, give it a rest already right?  Self reflection isn’t your thing.  However, with the magical insight of the sacred herb, and an honest effort, these meditative practices will loosen gears that have been grinding you down.

Stoner Leo have you been stuck stationary with cannabis companions or smoke circle acquaintances due to stubborn fits and tiffs?  Early in the month toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Select a cannabis strain like ACDC that has a high amount of CBD and low THC.  This solo sesh should focus on forgiveness.  First, forgive yourself stoner Leo.  It is in your nature to have a steadfast stubbornness.  It’s one of the traits that make you the leader of the Zodiac pack.  Next, forgive your cannabis cohorts; they may have similar stoner star sign traits of stubborness.  Once this meditation with the sacred herb focused on forgiveness is complete, perhaps you will be better prepared to engage and solve the issues that have been jamming up your smoke circle vibe.

Do you feel it stoner Leo?  There is a cosmic wind of creativity in the air.  Perhaps you can feel or hear the vibrational hum from the universe … like a zing!  Let’s lean into this cosmic vibe!  Make sure your stash jar is packed with a high energy Sativa strains like Durban Poison throughout the month.  Think of your smoke sessions as a bowl for the soul my stoner Lion.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to draw out your passionate insights from deep within.  Blow creative clouds wherever you go in October.

Stoner Leo there are positive emanations of romance in the second Fall month.  However, be forewarned:  Positive cosmic winds of romance will be most felt by the stoner Lion who completed the self reflective meditation earlier in the month.  Once the progressive work on self is complete, your heart will be full, and open for meaningful communication.  Suddenly you will love to look in the mirror again, and your canna fam and cannabis crushes will surely notice.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Leo September sets up to be a tale of two halves.  The first being all about internal reflection within the smoke circle.  The second all about your external ambitions on the terrestrial plain.  With the sacred herb packed and loaded, and an action plan ready, you will smoke all the challenges and obstacles in the first Fall month.

Flow like water within interpersonal relationships stoner Leo.  Flexibility and attention must be paid to your fellow cannabis cohorts.  The Sativa strain Harlequin is a perfect match for this period.  This strain of the sacred herb is known for its assistance to rhythm and flow.  To gain the most from the planetary alignment during the first half of September, you must toke time to reflect on your place within the greater smoke circle.  Support your cannabis community with genuine care and attention.  Leave self indulgent behavior for another time stoner Leo.  There are times to lead with ferocity, and times to join the pack.  This period demands you give yourself to the canna-crew fully.

Listening skills, care, and attention will be tested this month.  But in the sphere of love, great understanding and progress can come from this exercise.  This test from the cosmos could lead to a pass or fail situation surrounding a love interest.  Use the Harlequin strain of the sacred herb to feel the flow of your cannabis companion stoner Leo.  You got this.

The second half will be split by the New Moon on the 17th.  You will feel the direction of cosmic winds changing.  Now is the time to build and progress with your ambitious plans on the terrestrial plain.  Load your stash jar with a sacred herbal strain low in THC and high in CBD.  Situations could change quickly during this period, and you don’t want to be caught in a cloudy haze when the mission changes.  This period will be specifically highlighted with learned endeavors.  Confronting new skills, and diving into new passions will give this period long lasting impact in the future.

Stoner Leo there is always a back-up plan to a great adventure!  Keep some Chemdog cannabis strain in the stash jar in case of emergency.  There may be a time where creative juices are needed to mine solution oriented ideas.  This strain should do the short notice trick nicely.

Whoa, there is a lot of information there stoner Leo.  Especially for a stoner star sign more used to flying high by wire.  Let’s make it simple.  Be kind to others in the first half of the month, and learn new tricks of the trade in the second half.  Everything else is good green gravy.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Leo this month while everyone is roasting beneath the Summer sun, you will be a source of refreshing relief to your fellow tokin’ terrestrials. Like a cool, smoke-filled oasis in a hot and hazy land, others cannot help but to be drawn into your welcoming orbit. You keep people intrigued, and amazed, by your seemingly endless optimism; but the secret is simple:  You just want everyone around you to have the best time possible!  Whether it’s giving a few nugs to a friend whose stash is getting low, or sharing a bowl while a cannabis companion decompresses after a rough day at the office, everyone who crosses your path will leave with their spirit lifted.

Stoner Leo off the clock you are known as the wild Lion, always down to light one up, and ready to embark upon innumerable endo-excursions with the cannabis crew. But, when it comes to getting work done, you are often the first one to show up, and the last one to leave. Everyone knows you are serious when it comes to business matters. This sometimes means long hours at the office, but your persistent grind is certain to catch the attention of peers and higher-ups, and may result in an elevated position. New hires, and longtime coworkers are certain to notice the roaring pace at which you get the job done. While you aren’t the only one who is working hard, you can help to harness the team’s creativity, and channel the energy into tangible results. Under your leadership, when it comes to progress and achievement, the sky is truly the limit.

In your eagerness to help your fellow stoner space travelers, to lift their spirits, you sometimes put off addressing what it is that makes you a happy stoner Leo. But, others notice. Whether it is your closest cannabis cohorts, or your lifelong partner-in-chronic, remember that you are surrounded by others who want nothing but to see you smile. Summer is certain to be filled with good vibes and endless good times, as long as you keep your jars filled, and a bowl packed for two. Know that if sharing is caring stoner Leo, you possess a lion’s share of both!

Leo Stoner Horoscope July

This summer, the stoner Lion should always aspire to reach a higher plane.  Light one up and get lifted stoner Leo.  Leave behind the naysayers and critics.  The only person you have to please this July is you!  While you will begin the month feeling on fire, ready to take on the world, it will be important to find a steady maintainable pace.  Summer is just getting started, and you don’t want to burn through your stash, or your energy reserves, too early.  Top on your to-do list should be seeking out, and finding, the sweetest smoke spots.  Whether you bring a friend to share with the hazy days, or fly solo for your smoke sessions, outdoor adventures will be good for both the mind and the spirit.

Stoner Leo, while a win for you is a win for the entire team, don’t sell yourself short when it comes to taking credit where it is due.  Dividing up the project into smaller, more manageable tasks will lighten everyone’s workload, but it is okay to acknowledge your personal contributions to the bottom line. Similarly, you can lend a helping hand to colleagues if needed; but at the end of the day, you can’t do the work for them.  Sometimes your greatest contribution is simply to lead by example stoner Leo.  When your peers, smokers, and non-tokers alike, see you operating and achieving on a higher level, you will be uniquely positioned to elevate the whole team’s spirits.  

You will be feeling the heat in July stoner Leo.  Both from the summer sun, and prospective cannabis companions.  While increased intimacy with a bud-loving counterpart might be exciting and enticing, remember there’s no need to rush.  A good gardener will wait for the right moment, when cannabinoid content in the plant is at its highest, before they harvest.  It will be important to apply this patient approach to both romantic and platonic endeavors.  You may be tempted to aim high, and move to the next level in your relationships; especially when things are going well.  No one is saying you shouldn’t be passionate in your pursuit of your partner-in-chronic, just make sure you have given enough time for these connections to fully flower before making your next move.

Leo Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Leo June is an opportunity to party!  Comparatively speaking, you will be one of the few stoner star signs that are able to avoid cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  As long as you keep a cool head within the smoke circle, and juggle multiple projects at work, this month should be as pleasant as the weather.

Be the bright light in your smoke circle stoner Leo.  Lead like the happy lion you are.  Toke time to recognize that many members of the stoner pride will be battling messy cosmic influence this June.  Lead from the front, and leave a trail of buds behind so others may follow.  During dark times of cosmic storms, the stoner pride needs the lucky Leo to stay steadfast as a positive example.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  The stars may be bright in your cosmic house, but the storm clouds in your cannabis companion’s house will be visible and impactful.  Keep your chill vibes stoner Leo.  Puff puff pass on needless sharp reactions to your frazzled cannabis cohorts.  Let the little things go, and move forward with a positive blank slate.  If you stop to battle petty little things, the cosmic storm clouds may transfer from your canna-crew, to you.  Subtle nuisances can nag, and eat away, at your shiny exterior if you don’t leave them behind like the trivial obstacles that they are.  Sometimes blissful ignorance is active leadership stoner Leo.

Multitasking is an essential trait in the workplace to find success in June.  Various projects will see halting moments of progress.  Without other bowls burning, you could be out of smoke this month.  Keep your to-do list organized so that when you hit one dead end, another productive road is sure to be found.

Enjoy the party stoner Leo.  Toke time with the sacred herb in many moments this month to appreciate your position, and center your Chakras with positivity.  Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts are sure to find those nugs you’ve left along the trail.  Welcome them with a happy heart and a warm flame when they catch up to you.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Leo where are you, and where do you want to be?  May will be filled with these types of conundrums that at face value may seem easy to answer, but cosmic clouds of confusion will obscure reality.  Even a confident Lion can be perplexed by a complex puzzle.  This is not the month to charge straight ahead with a confident stride.  Toke time to stop once in a while.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye.  Where are you within your intended plan?  What direction are you headed?  These simple questions, coupled with assistance of the sacred herb should help you navigate through the cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  Just remember stoner Leo, there is nothing wrong with turning around, and taking a different path.  Stubborn Leos will have more obstacles in May than those that self assess, and adjust to changing conditions.

Stoner Leo there is a particular window within the business sphere that may glean more promise than any other time in the month.  After the New Moon on the 22nd is the best time for projects, pitches, and collaborative adventures.  Keep the pipe loaded with Indica strains in the first part of the month to better deal with the herky-jerky nature of cosmic winds in the workplace.  Then after the New Moon, be sure to load bowls full of energizing and inspiring Sativa strains to pack the biggest punch surrounding those important meetings.

May requires special words for single stoner Leos:  Perception of intent within personal communication should not be solidified as fact.  Chill stoner Leo, slow your roll, and toke time to enjoy experiences without expectation.  A dance, a phone number, or an invitation to hunt for a secret smoke spot, doesn’t always come with intent for romance.  But at the same time, if you wipe away romantic expectations, then the story is still left unwritten with boundless possibilities.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Leo April poses an interesting problem counter to your nature.  With the magical properties of the sacred herb, and a solid plan of action, you will finish the month stronger than you started.  This interesting month is marked by a significant period: The Full Moon of the 7th through the New Moon of the 22nd marks a time where the stoner Leo may pull back from their social self, and seek progress from within.  Uh oh, yes, that means self reflection amid moments of smoked out solitude. You can do it stoner Leo, just make sure to set time aside for yourself. The New Moon marks that moment where the stoner Leo will break out of their shell once again, and strut with open confidence on the terrestrial plane.

Difficulties may surface in the personal sphere of love during April.  Get out of your own head stoner Leo! Comparisons of equality and fairness within the sphere of love can be problematic.  We all have our own perspectives and journey on our cosmic spaceship. Toke time to float high above the terrestrial plane with your cannabis rocket ship when there are moments of anger, envy, or discrimination with your cannabis companion.  From this higher perspective you may see the current feelings of inequity may simply be the natural rhythm of give-and-take that comes with a close relationship. But also stoner Leo, this is important, toke time to forgive yourself. We could all use more forgiveness, even towards ourselves.

Rest, repair, repeat stoner Leo.  Challenging moments during the month, whether they be cosmically inspired or self inflicted, will bear a toll on your cosmic spacesuit.  The solution to these potential physical aches can multitask with the solution to the trepidation of your emotional journey in April. Find a safe space, and a relaxing space, to meditate with the sacred herb.  Fly high above the terrestrial plane. Seek clarity and understanding from higher perspectives. Forget about two birds with one stone! You can solve two problems with one bowl stoner Leo. I recommend a stoney hot yoga session mid month to work through both physical and emotional issues.

Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and keep in mind that after the New Moon you will be back on your blessed cosmic course with that Leo mojo we all love.