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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Capricorn get up and get moving! In the last Spring month you must provide the momentum toward progress, the planets won’t help. But all is not lost. With the right ingredients of the sacred herb and a positive plan, the month of May will be a delight for all the senses.

In some ways May will be a choose-your-own-adventure story, waiting for you to write it. Take a trip with the sacred herb if you need inspiration on the chapters ahead of you. The number one rule for May: Stay active! To assist in your active endeavors, limit your cannabis diet to Sativa strains only. This herbal assistant will help keep the energy high and motivation strong.

This active lifestyle comes with tremendously rewarding byproducts. Toke time to look inward during your travels with Mary Jane. Your destined path is right in front of you. The most important byproduct of increased activity is the health benefits, both mental and physical. The current planetary alignment will not nudge stoner Capricorns toward an active and energetic lifestyle. However, Capricorns will see universal support once they become active. If you sit back and chill, you will lose opportunity.

Create your own momentum stoner Capricorn! Are you stuck in the gears of the economic grind? May is the perfect month to take a chance on change. Only you know your circumstance, but it may be time to come to grips with your fear and desire. Toke time for a solo smoke session with a piece of paper and a pen. What do you want? What bothers you about your current situation? A simple writing exercise could lead to that breakthrough that starts you down that passionate path to freedom. In the end, it very well could be a new direction or effort in your current field that could make all the difference. You can’t find out until you consult with the sacred herb and your inner self.

The full moon of the 18th marks an important transition for the stoner Capricorn. If you were able to motivate yourself in the first half of the month, then a peaceful positive period will ensue. Now a hybrid strain, or even dabbling with Indica will be possible in the final stage of May. Crucial family issues will come to bare during this phase. As long as you keep your cool, all issues will be solved without harm. Chill buds between cannabis companions is always a decent way to freeze out a tense mood.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Cancer cosmic rays of energy will shine down on your sign in the final Spring month. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades. This bright solar impact will provide loads of energy, but it could also burn if you don’t apply the right protection. Fear not my lovely stoner crab, I have the right tools to keep you flying high in May.

The beginning of the month will be crucial. Early in the month toke time for a solo meditative smoke session focused on confidence and direction. Center yourself before embarking on your terrestrial travels in May. The strain or species of the sacred herb does not matter. The energetic influence of the universe will not matter if you are not firm about your internal confidence and progressive direction.

Buzzing energy will draw bees to the hive, and you will be the honey. Watch out! Common sense and a little restraint may be required to make it through May unscathed. First, my lovely single stoner Cancers: Don’t over do it! Sprinkle in a measure of responsible consideration before buzzing about pollinating all the flowers. Second, my strong partnered stoner Cancer: Focus solely on your cannabis companion. If you go play to close to the sun, your domestic shelter may not be there next time it rains. Remain grounded, but enjoy fluttering your flirtatious wings. Keep smoke sessions light to keep your head from getting lost in the clouds, but impactful to maintain your internal grounding.

This connection to your internal self will be crucial to success in May. The strong flow of energy will be great for work and activities, but cannabis companions may be in a different planetary alignment. Short sighted impulse can hurt the stoner Cancer in May, and cause problems with canna-buddies who may not understand the frenetic energy of the period. Smoke on it stoner Cancer. New information in May must be verified before action results. Act with full throated desire once accurate information is obtained.

Avoid burnout stoner Cancer! After the full moon of the 18th, the energetic action of May will kick into another gear. Lean on cannabis companions and canna-buddies when the dynamism and chaos reach red line levels. Brief smoke sessions with a balanced hybrid strain could help see you through the dynamic end of Spring.

In the end many lessons will be learned, and an epiphany of self discovery is probable. You got this stoner Cancer.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Aquarius the final Spring month is upon us. This means more sun, and more hours to get things done. You will have no problem filling up your calendar with adventure and tasks. But if you feel like the to-do list is too much to handle, please remember this mantra for May: Stay calm, and smoke on. Be confident, you will be in no short supply of grit and energy to get the job done. In fact, you will likely be working on more than one task at a time. While there are circumstances when it is better to tackle obstacles one after the other, May is the period for setting high goals, and putting forth maximum grind. Multitasking will be crucial in order to unleash your greatest potential.

While you are unleashing your mind and body conquering conflicts, and creating lasting results, do not neglect the spirit stoner Aquarius. In between spurts of success, take time to pause, pack a bowl, and ponder the future change you would like to see. Contemplative meditation with the sacred herb will be a must during this arduous journey. Exercising the brain and refueling the soul will be crucial to help envision the magic you wish to manifest. Keep the sacred stash jar loaded, and your closest partners-in-chronic on speedial. Working hard will be the secret sauce in this month’s recipe for success, but you will not get much accomplished if you are weary and worn down.

When it comes to the work sphere, any and all positive changes will be possible. Toke time to contemplate the change you would like to see by invoking the help of herbal inspirations. Remain focused on desired outcomes. Like the other aspects of your life, the universe, and everything, work will be one wild and rewarding ride. Keep the momentum flowin’ and those bowls a glowin’ stoner Aquarius.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: Do not use a sledgehammer when a gentle nudge is all that is needed. Brute force will not work in May. Remain fluid, and use your adaptive skills to work your way through tenuous circumstances. While strength can be an asset, skillful direction of perspective and perseverance will produce stronger results. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, every investment will blossom, and will be a part of the perennial process of progress.

Aries Stoner Horoscope May 2019

Stoner Aries it’s always a fine idea to puff, puff, pass. But, if you’re honest with yourself, you may have been passing on necessary tasks a little too much lately. Now the pressure is building from across the circle to accomplish the polite pass. Obstacles and problems put off in past periods will come to a head in May. While is safe to say your current situation is self-inflicted, don’t beat yourself up too much. Now you must be more selective when it comes to whether a particular circumstance suggests you light one up and mellow out, or requires you to put down the pipe and get down to the grind. It would be too much to say the month will be marred by confrontation, instead you should expect your calendar to be filled with conflict resolution.

This month the level of your achievements will be straight fire as you catch up for past transgressions, and burn through those lingering obstacles. Amidst all the movement, remember to keep your chill stoner Aries. Some obstacles will be leaped over with a single bound, others may require additional elbow grease, and more imaginative problem solving. No matter the amount of effort, or size of the obstacle, May will be the month to advance past these pesky problems; and plant the seeds for future progress. This is a great period to work with a new coalition of cannabis collaborators. Rely upon your fellow gardeners of the earth, and work to grow something long lasting and beautiful.

Regardless of external forces, considerable contemplation must be paid to the social sphere. Perhaps it’s time to take your relationship to the next level. This may mean many things:
– An acquaintance becomes a friend.
– A friend becomes a confidant.
– A romantic interest becomes your one and only cannabis companion.
Be gentle and be deliberate. Do not rush or force growth where it does not occur organically. Look inward stoner Aries! Invoke the intuitive third eye through meditations with the sacred herb. Trust that with proper contemplation and herbal consultation, you will realize what path you must travel. Be confident in the final destination stoner Aries! You may very well come to the conclusion to say ‘Let’s do this.’ It is also possible you decide to part ways with that special sensimilla someone. Handle the business you need to handle, and you will have more time to wander towards what it is you want.

Scorpio Stoner April 2019 Horoscope

Stoner Scorpio you are certain to find a rhythm early in April. You will be able to dance to this tune through the rest of your sunny summer days. So settle in, and embrace your new found groove. Others will notice your stony swagger, and you can anticipate attracting the attention of almost all those you encounter. Cosmic influences support mingling with the prospect and promise of new relationships. These new connections will not necessarily be romantic in nature, but the season holds almost infinite potential. While the trees grow greener in the second Spring month, stoner Scorpios can look forward to enjoying greener trees with new friends and faces.

Spring is a time of perpetual transformation and change. Just like the blossoming flowers, stoner Scorpios must remain flexible in order to grow. Don’t get stuck in one mode of thinking, or being. When at first things feel uncomfortable, adaptability will be the key to success in April. Also, you do not have to brave the great unknown alone. Your smoke circle is certain to expand during this time, which means you will have even more cannabis companions who will be down to blaze new trails, and share fresh bowls with you. Together you can toke new strains and explore new landscapes, both spiritually, and within the greater world around you.

In order to capitalize on your current potential, you will need to practice the following steps:

1. Research: Do not move forward blindly or with only partial information at hand.
2. Be Ready: Prepare yourself mentally and physically to see it through to the end.
3. Act: Be confident in your abilities, and you are certain to manifest a successful outcome.

Stoner Scorpio as long as you make a plan, you will walk a path of positive productivity. As with all things the plan and the situation depend on you and your circumstance. Slow your roll, and set aside specific time for meditative smoke sessions.

Regarding matters of the heart, single stoner Scorpios may find themselves distracted by the prospect of potential suitors. This pleasant problem may make it difficult to focus on work. Don’t dismay. This simply means you will have to do your best to grind hard when you’re on the clock, and play even harder when you are free to mingle. Don’t fret, there will be many marijuana moments this month. The sacred herb will help those looking for their bosom bud-loving buddy. Bonds will certainly grow between the longstanding cannabis companions who share a bowl for two.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April 2019

The sun will bring strong cosmic warmth and positivity to stoner Leos in April. But most importantly energy! The position of the sun this month will shed light on bountiful energy and opportunity. The increased energy from the sun will shine brightest in the work sphere. Whether you are a corporate warrior stuck in the economic grind or an entrepreneurial boss, this is the time to push ahead with increased vigor. Increased attention and output at work will lead to increased opportunity.

At work you may be like a Tasmanian Devil sweeping up work and opportunity with tornado-like power, but in the personal sphere you need to chill stoner Leo. Grind all day, puff puff pass on the stress at night. Toke time with the sacred herb to leave the work stress behind. Your cannabis companions can’t understand all the inner workings of your busy business life, but they still need you. And you need them. Keep your portable stash box loaded. A shared bowl between partners in chronic will be a healing elixir for the entire smoke circle.

You are the King of the Jungle stoner Leo. Socializing among your pride is necessary to keep everyone connected. While you are relaxing with the canna-crew after terrorizing the work sphere, lead those around you in conversation. This may seem simple, but the second Spring month will bring important insight that can only come from contemplative shared reflection.

While you are grinding it up with cannabis companions, be sure to remain true to your moral code. Be forewarned stoner Leo: There can be no double dealing. Act and speak with honesty and integrity. This is sure to be a dynamic period. Don’t muck it up with petty slights. After the full moon of the 19th, a positive cosmic rain will drench your personal sphere. But this wet heat wave will only occur if the stoner Leo stays true to their inner ideals. Cosmic support will come easy in that way stoner Leo. Upbeat energy with integrity is your thing!

Aquarius February 2019

Stoner Aquarius the universe will shine down calm soothing rays of influence upon you in February. As long as the work is done, there should be no large challenges or surprises this period. This is the perfect moment for self reflection and discovery. Toke deep upon the sacred herb, and let the positive cosmic rays wash over and through you. Seek trust that fate will draw you into your next triumph!

The stoner Aquarius will find that February’s calm winds strongly support investment into the self. The earlier this is done the better. Toke time for a deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb early in the month. Envision a positive plan for self actualization. Seek healing and growth mentally, physically, and emotionally. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dream big. But big smoky dreams are only half the battle, you’ve got to act within a well formed plan.

Integrity is of vital importance for the stoner Aquarius during this period. Even the most gentle streams turn muddy if you churn them. White lies could muddy the otherwise crystal clear waters of this period of clarity. Remain true to your true self stoner Aquarius, and be sure to think of the impact of your words before it’s too late. Smoke about it. Deceptive behavior will cloud your third eye.

Cannabis companions and canna-buddies alike will be instrumental in your support in February. Trust in them and they will not let you down. Be open minded to their methods even if they aren’t your own. Remember that in an orchestra, the violin is just as important as a well timed cowbell. Smoke circle expansion and strengthened canna-bonds will occur with an honest effort and a pure heart. Without internal sabotage, this period is set up for progress within yourself and on the terrestrial plane.

Aries February 2019

Stoner Aries we may be in the middle of the winter season, but you can take great comfort that spring will soon be here! While there is always something magical watching your plants unfurl in full flower, remember that the time spent in a vegetative state are just as important. If you invest the time now, loving and caring for your prospects while they are small and easily shaped, you will experience greater satisfaction when your garden begins to bloom. Do your best to distribute all available resources evenly this month. It is never a wise idea to burn through your whole stash in one session. Your goal should always be to expand the good vibes, not to exhaust them.

Do you feel it, stoner Aries? The air around you is electric! As you continue your journey through this period of positively buzzing optimism, be aware that your excitement and uplifting energy will infect all those you encounter. While you may be intent upon making sure these good deeds make the most impact, having a plan for spreading the most love will require some well thought out planning. Be comprehensive in your compassion and cover as many spheres as you can reasonably manage. This can be a delicate balance to strike, indeed. It is recommended you find an equally balanced strain of the sacred herb, and stick with it during this month. The perfect blend of Indica and Sativa will provide both the physical recuperation and the mental rejuvenation needed to keep you in equilibrium, and blazing ahead in your mission of achieving higher aspirations.

Balance stoner Aries. Balance your dreams with your level of determination. With realistic goals and effort to match, nothing will keep you from attaining accomplishments. Develop your winning strategy early in the month. You are certain to celebrate numerous successes in February, instead of spending time cleaning up epic failures.

The full moon spent musing over a fresh green bowl will mark a transition to a much calmer period for the stoner Aries. Your grind in the early days of the month will transition into a slow and consistent burn in the later part of the month. In the end, balance will be achieved.

Cancer February 2019

February will be a bright and successful period for the stoner Cancer. If life was a garden, the stoner Cancer would be like a beautiful budding sprout. You will have many buds blossom if you tend them right during this invigorating period! The expansion of your smoke circle is almost certain, so be on the lookout for the next smoky sensation to sidestep into your life.

Spontaneity has universal support in February; so contemplate creativity with your upcoming obstacles and solutions! Know that there will be moments ahead in which you will feel stretched thin with all of the possible options laid out in front of you. Fear not stoner Cancer! Trying to please everyone, or accomplish every single task will leave you drained. You know what to do. Trust yourself, and make choices and decisions that feel right to you.

This month is also an ideal period for personal growth. Whether it’s a new hobby, interest, group, or club, just get out there and get involved! Social interactions will be smiled upon by the cosmos on the whole. Meditate and contemplate with the sacred herb if you need inspiration. Seek understanding from your inner guide on a personal direction. Make sure you don’t ignore digital socialization, but don’t rely solely on it either. Get out with your smoke circle! The bottom line is simple: Do it all! Flutter on by like a butterfly catching an updraft on a warm summer breeze. Just float on, you beautiful social creature you.

In your work sphere, now would be the perfect time for a good old fashioned collaborative think tank. Teamwork will help get you through the toughest decisions and obstacles. Hit the drawing board without limits or expectations. Even if your ideas are inspired from your hazy smoke filled dreams, they are worth considering. Thinking outside the box with a few creative cannabis solutions could be exactly the thing you need.

Capricorn February 2019

Stoner Capricorns can expect February to be an amazingly expansive period; a time of monumental metamorphosis! Many meditative smoke sessions are recommended in the first days of the new month. Make a serious effort to ensure you have solitude during these marijuana musings. Cannabis companions, coworkers, and your best buds can be welcomed sounding boards when you need to think out loud, but they cannot help you with the esoteric challenges of the period. Ideas, solutions and your internal direction should be contemplated, and ultimately implemented by you, and you alone stoner Capricorn.

Look around you. If you do not like your surroundings, look back and examine the path you took to get where you are. You can never go back in time, but by understanding the past, you can better prepare for the future. A contemplative staycation with the sacred herb should be fit into your schedule this month. You do not need to travel far in order to let your mind wander. Consuming your favorite kind of cannabis from the safety of your own couch can help to lift the spirits and elevate the mind. From this elevated perspective, you will have a better vantage point to see further down the smokey path ahead. New visions and clear goals will start to appear on the horizon. How far and how high your journey takes you can only be hindered by the limits you put on your own imagination.

This month work should be approached like a well rolled joint: A slow and steady burn, one puff at a time. Take your time with each individual project and watch tasks on your to-do list get steadily crossed off. Your biggest responsibility at work will be to show up. This doesn’t mean you should slack or put off tasks until later, just stay focused and be present for every endeavor. Your higher-ups will definitely take notice of your grind. It is advised to keep your pipe time and productivity time separate. You can expect a relatively easy time at work; however a hazy brain will cause unnecessary setbacks. Save yourself time and effort repairing projects by doing them right the first time.