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Aries Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Aries the final Fall month will end with a bomb cyclone of turbulent cosmic energy. Thankfully this powerful surge of storm clouds won’t hit your astrological house, but you must prepare for emergency procedures nonetheless. Fear not my stoner Ram, there will be a clear path to safety, even if danger surrounds you.

The path forward in November will come from within stoner Aries. Universal influence may consume cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances with dramatics and conflict. Even though this planetary ire will not be directed at the stoner Ram, the impact of these negative storm clouds will surely affect them. The clear path moving forward will be mapped out within the essence of the sacred herb. The kind nature and chill impact of the sacred herb will assist in conflict resolution and anger management.

Chill stoner Aries. Puff puff pass on the conflict. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to awaken the third eye. See through dramatic situations that may come from all angles in November. Combust the inherent empathy contained within the sacred herb. Part of conflict resolution is conflict avoidance. Use an empathetic third eye vision to understand the conflicts approaching aren’t about, or connected, to you. This way, you may be able to turn a potential conflict into a helping hand for a cannabis companion. Be the chill friend and kind bub your cannabis cohorts need.

Seek the kind nature of the sacred herb within burnt bowls this month. Kindness is a fundamental key to combating this difficult time. There will be moments of anger stoner Aries, but you control the level of your aggression. Sink deep into the sacred herb and extract a calm kindness. Rise high above the terrestrial plane to see these moments of frustration and anger are temporary. Puff puff pass on the immediacy of charged moments.

The Ram brings visions of physical power. This month, with a sacred herbal assistant, conjure up a more metaphysical power of positivity to enhance and heal struggling members of the smoke circle. All the positive power is within you stoner Aries.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

What a year it has been stoner Aquarius. Hard work, stressful support, and the various adventures of life have worn you down. You may not even realize the rabid pace you have been pushing, but a careful look back to previous periods will clearly show your enormous efforts. But there is good news for the final Fall month; November brings an opportunity to rest and recharge the spacesuit for future cosmic adventures.

Stock the stash jar with your favorite sacred Indica strains. Rest, recuperation, and self appreciation will be the themes of your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

First, let’s rest stoner Aquarius. Look back on the rapid pace of past periods. At some point you have to get off the hype train, and toke some time at a peaceful destination. Find cozy and comfortable moments with only yourself and your pipe. Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and seek restful moments of relaxation. Rest, heal, repeat.

Second, actively seek recuperative measures this month. You have been trimming obstacles and grinding tasks at a relentless pace. The current planetary alignment supports slowing down, and toking time for self. Seek enjoyable experiences that don’t require a to-do list of preparations. Perhaps as simple as trying that restaurant you’ve had your eye on. Possibly an afternoon away to seek that stellar smoke spot from a mountain vista. Whatever you come up with, make sure it is at a relaxed pace, and be sure to pack a kind bowl for the soul.

Finally, you must use this cosmic break in relentless action to appreciate yourself. A solo day trip with a powerful sacred edible could provide the necessary connection between your outward intentions, and your inner desires. Often we use the sacred herb to view the terrestrial plane from a higher perspective. This month, be sure to include your place in this cosmic analysis. A kind heart, and empathetic attitude must be cast inward to appreciate and love thy self stoner Aquarius.

Once these restful and recuperative actions are complete, your cosmic spacesuit will be ready to launch toward new endeavors. For now, rest, heal, repeat stoner Aquarius.

Out of My Body

Question: Is it normal to have out of body experience while high?

Answer: YES! But kind of.

My favorite quote regarding the sacred herb is by Bob Marley, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” This simple sentence encapsulates the magical properties of the sacred herb. So often smokers are taken out of their personal sphere to see themselves from a new perspective. A greater sense of empathy and community is often achieved from this herbal infused paradigm shift.

If I take your question to be more literal, I’d say you are experiencing a floating high. The sacred herb connects and affects differently with each individual person. If you are floating high or remote viewing physical locations outside of your personal sphere, wow, what you smokin on? Powerful edibles have been compared to “tripping.” Perhaps the sacred herb opens windows to your creative imagination.

In any case, if you find yourself floating to high, breathe deep and relax. Everything is going to be alright.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Virgo you can only control your actions and reactions within a changing terrestrial landscape. Cosmic influences in October will bring another class in communication studies. You will never be able to control the action or reaction of a cannabis companion, but you can always take responsibility for yourself within a debate or conversation. Toke time early in the month to meditate and contemplate about the true nature of communications. There are many factors to a line of communication: Message sent, message received, intent, attitude, and even the method. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to tune in the third eye. How cannabis companions interpret your communication, and how you react to their interpretation are all key factors in the accurate delivery of the message. And the bottom line should always be the intended message stoner Virgo, both giving and receiving.

Other star signs may be feeling a chaotic universal wind in October. But you stoner Virgo are organized and undeterred in the face of brisk challenges. There will be many moments to give back to your canna-crew as they seek advice, and support, dealing with obstacles. Keep your portable stash stocked as a cannabis companion may need a warm smile and fresh weed. However be forewarned stoner Virgo: There is a difference between helping and submerging yourself with the problems of fellow terrestrial tokers. Combust the sacred herb and contemplate before you jump into your canna-buddy’s pool of problems.

In the workplace you may need a little herbal assistant to stay on task this month. The current planetary alignment may subdue your efficient energetic workflow. When faced with stress or fatigue within the daily economic grind, pack the bowl with an energetic Sativa strain of the sacred herb to help boost enthusiasm and clear the air. A little herbal reset before resuming the grind.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

The stoner Taurus will need every ounce of their tough durable nature in October. The second Fall month will be a tale of two cosmic influences. With an increasing workload, and a shifting landscape, the stoner Bull must puff puff plan their strategy for October.

There is a clear split in your plan. The full moon of October 13th will act as the transition point between cosmic influences.

The month will start out with an ease of movement. Like the meditative process of rolling that spiritual joint, the first half will be a slow easy-going roll. Seek smoke signals during this time, and you will find friendly smoke circles. But behind the smokey social scene, the workload within the economic grind will be heavy. Toke time to reflect after a hard day’s work. Balance the hard work during the day by blowing o’s at night.

After the full moon of the 13th, a more emotional and introspective cosmic wind will blow. Smoke circle smoke sessions will be replaced by meditative solo smoke sessions. Buried past decisions and incidents will come to the surface during this time. Do not use the sacred herb as a coping instrument to push the emotions back under the surface. Instead, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to face your demons. This may be hard to replace the buzz of the smoke circle with serious internal contemplation, but it will be necessary for progress. Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Don’t hide from emotion with workload excuses. Personal progress is an important aspect to the universal influence in October. When disappointment or anger from past actions comes creeping into your head, don’t ignore it.

The stoner Taurus work load is expected to increase in October. This increase will not bother the stoner Taurus, but coworkers may not react as comfortably. Puff puff pass on judgment and aggressive reactions in the workplace. Use the sacred herb to soothe the nerves and access the big picture from a higher perspective. This will allow you to push the pause button on potentially incendiary reactions at work.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Sagittarius the universe is sending a welcome love letter of bright energetic influence in October. Yeah, I’ll smoke to that! The second fall month could be seen like running through fields of budding cannabis trees. So many wonderful plants, you will want to harvest them all. But you can’t stoner Sag. The key to October’s journey will be using a discerning third eye among a field of unlimited opportunities.

You will feel the flow. Breathe deep, inhale the magic of the sacred herb, and enjoy the rhythms of the season. At many moments during the month you will notice a symbiotic relationship with the terrestrial world around you. Even the most clumsy of stoner Sagittarius’ will dance in time with the sacred cosmic movements.

Opportunities will abound within the personal and work sphere as you dance with the sacred cosmic flow. Toke time with the sacred herb to pause, reflect, and contemplate. The energetic push from the planetary alignment will bring wonderful opportunities. But sometimes the best opportunity is the one left behind. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for high minded choice making. View opportunities from a higher perspective before jumping in abundant waters. Seek insight and depth with investigation; after all, there may be sharks lurking under the surface of these waters.

Be forewarned: Multi-tasking and binging on opportunities available in October will leave you haggard and burnt out. Use moments of quiet peace to recharge the cosmic space suit for the opportunities you choose. A baked hot yoga session is wonderful to release toxins and stress. Perhaps a medicated nap, or even a float tank voyage could be your method of renewing energy. No matter the method, be sure to execute the task my blessed stoner Sag.

Toke time for moments of reflection before October ends. This bright energetic month will come with many lessons about yourself, and those around you. You will surely take this knowledge gained into future time periods.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Scorpio prepare yourself for an illuminating and empowering October. The planetary lights are green, and the terrestrial toking is lit. But progress in October will form from a slow burn versus a fast hit.

The stoner Scorpion tale of the second Fall month will be split into two distinct periods. The catalyst for this transition will be the full moon on October 13th. Before the full moon the stoner Scorpio will float into themselves with introspective moments of clarity. Breathe deep, inhale the wisdom of the sacred herb. Toke time for a solo smoke session early in the month. A deep dive into self will lead to breakthroughs of knowledge. These lessons inspired by the sacred herb won’t just lead to internal progress, but terrestrial truths that will impact the stoner Scorpio’s cosmic flight path. It’s ok to skip smoke circle events in the beginning of the month; choose a quiet comfy contemplative solo smoke session instead.

The thoughtful beginning to the month will propel the stoner Scorpio forward into the latter half of the month. Load your magic flight launch box, because cosmic opportunities will take off after the full moon. Stoned realizations will lead to empowering action. Fill your sacred herbal stash jar with a Sativa strain for creative smoke sessions. Empowerment from knowledge, mixed with herbally infused creativity, will lead to prideful achievements for the stoner Scorpio.

Self improvement can be difficult. Introspection of the first phase of October may bring internal truths to light. These truths can be difficult to face. There will be moments of clarity where understanding rushes in on the mechanisms that thrust the stoner Scorpio from highs to lows without consistent breaks in between. With all this deep thought, be sure to take breaks from your solo meditative dives. A nice hike in the brisk October air with a bowl and a cannabis companion can help clear the internal air and hit the reset button for the next inward quest.

Be forewarned: Dismiss the trivial slights of life stoner Scorpio. If you would not have joined that person for a hot box smoke out, then you should not be miffed you weren’t invited. Silly trivial emotional responses are the only things that can derail the positivity of October. Happy toking. Be blessed.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

The stoner Pisces can expect a period of peace and great personal prosperity in October. This season will be marked by mellow moods, and a steady flow of positive emanations. Events created by yourself will be minimal, but the stoner Pisces can draw excitement and adventure from the rest of the canna-crew. While you will have to rely on the stoner fam to lead the way to the most remote and memorable smoke spots, they know the stoner Fish will always come through with the nicest nugs.

Amidst the daily grind and eternal hustle, don’t forget to carve out time for medicated sacred sedation. Toke time to contemplate the connection between your internal self and the terrestrial world around you. Focusing on this internal drive will convey your intentions and desires to the universe. External stimuli can flood the senses, and at times cause even the best intentions to get lost in translation. When this happens, listen to the voice within. The sacred herb may cloud the room, but it can also clear the mind. Don’t be afraid to sneak away and enjoy a bowl for one. These meditative moments can be the remedy needed to tune out the static so the signal comes through loud and clear.

While energy this month will be elevated, the stoner Pisces cannot expect to live every moment on cloud nine. Unleash poor or depressed moods with creative outlets. Light up a little herbal inspiration. Inhale that sweet smoke and exhale better vibes. Perhaps finally start that art project you’ve been musing for months. Maybe you’re feeling ambitious, and you make your own Halloween decorations, or costume! Get baked and paint the world with your bright colors stoner Pisces. October is the perfect season to let the spooky, dark internal dialogue out.

Introspection and self evaluation will have noticeable benefits when you’re on the clock. While workplace chatter is necessary to team building, too much social distraction can have negative effects on productivity. It will be up to the stoner Pisces to find the proper balance between contributing to the conversation, or getting caught in pointless water-cooler talk. Those stoner Pisces who are fortunate to work with fellow water signs will have an extra leg up in the workplace. Stoner Scorpio and stoner Cancer will be excellent cannabis comrades this month; there will be an easy and steady flow of contemplative, and creative energy that will result in next-level accomplishments for everyone involved.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Leo you are capable of being many things including vibrant, open, and loving. These are the traits that will propel you forward in October.

Vibrant: Universal influences will target the little engine that could inside of you.
Open: New situations and people will come into your smoke circle you may not have predicted. An open mind, and an open heart will expand not only your social smoke circle, but increase your knowledge of fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.
Loving: October should bring a cosmic kick to your heart. Feelings will be more intense for you, and those surrounding you will sense this loving nature emanating from your cosmic spacesuit.

In the workplace trust your third eye instincts. Even though networking will be supported from positive cosmic waves, there will be times to put your head down, and work through issues on your own. A light balanced hybrid during the work week will help tune in your third eye instincts, and be prepared for all situations.

The second half of the month will bring uncomfortable moments. Not among terrestrial astronauts, but within you. Toke time with the sacred herb after the Full Moon on October 13th. Find a comfortable space for a deep medicated meditative dive within yourself. There is a dark menace hiding in the deep recesses of your being that must be addressed. It may show itself in many forms for different Leo’s: Nagging insecurity, frustrating anger, despair, or perhaps even hints of depression. This deep medicated dive with the sacred herb could help address this deep underlying issue before it can bubble up to the surface, and expose you to harm. Furthermore, this exploration inside yourself could lead to breakthroughs of self discovery you will take forward for a lifetime. Deep contemplative internal dives are always tough for you my proud Lion. Perhaps take the trip in a float tank to give the experience structure and adventure.

As a stoner Leo you know that adventure is not exclusively a summer endeavor. October has a wonderful surprise waiting. A gift from the cosmos; all you have to do is grab it. Throughout the month you may be itching for something more, like a cannabis connoisseur at their favorite smoke shop with an unlimited budget! That special dank nug you won’t forget is waiting just around the corner stoner Leo. And you are the leader of the stoner pride. Don’t miss your opportunity to pounce on the next adventure in October.

Libra Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Libra, everything is going to be ok. The planets have aligned to rain positivity in October.

Socially the period will be a bonding experience of breakthroughs balancing the scales of justice and love. Self discovery will blend with exploration of cannabis companions, family members, and even coworkers. Keep your cannabis strain prescription light when mingling with your canna-crew. A light and airy Sativa strain should do the trick nicely. Sacred herb inspired moments in October should tighten the bonds in numerous relationship types. But more importantly these good terrestrial vibes, and smoke circle experiences, will help you learn more about yourself while others grow in appreciation for you.

Introspection can be good stoner Libra, but self criticism must be tempered with a kind lens. There will be moments this month where you stumble upon something inside yourself that you detest. When these moments of self reflection turn into self criticism, toke time with the sacred herb to bring a kind lens into the perspective. Self criticism can turn into self doubt or even self hate. Embrace a higher perspective with the sacred herb, and see yourself from an outside perspective. Detach from the irresponsibility of self harm or angry self criticism to acknowledge you deserve to be treated with kindness. Even from yourself.

At the end of October use the sacred herb as a catalyst to recuperate from social activities. A medicated meditative smoke session focused on the fun times had, and the lessons learned. This will mean different things to different people. Perhaps an intense workout is needed to blow off steam. Perhaps a quiet movie night with a cannabis companion will do the trick. Whatever it may be, be sure to toke time to contemplate, and puff puff execute on the rehabilitative task. Toke time for self stoner Libra, it’s exhausting to be as wonderful as you.