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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Aquarius April sets up to be a POTpourri of universal influence.  But instead of a mixed bag of swag, this month will be more like a cornucopia of kind bud.  As long as you watch your step, and keep your third eye engaged, April promises to bring positivity and progress to even the most clumsy Water-Bearer.

Caution and clarity will be required in the first half of April in the workplace and among smoke circle acquaintances.  The planetary alignment could interfere with simple lines of communication. Contemplate with the sacred herb after the long day.  Toke time to engage the third eye, and approach communication confusion from a higher perspective. This meditative exercise will give you a jump start on clearing the cloudy air the next day.  If lines of communication get crossed with the canna-crew, be sure to mix in an activity to pass the time. Don’t get cooped up staring at each other with nothing to say. Get out and hunt for that new secret smoke spot, or challenge your canna-buddies to a scavenger hunt.  Task oriented activities will help the smoke circle find a common wavelength.

Take it slow in matters of love stoner Aquarius.  Toke time to analyze your relationships before you jump into new adventures.  Puff puff pass on giving your heart away without a proper period of emotional analysis.  Share bowls, not commitments stoner Aquarius. You will find the smoke sessions will be more chill and longer lasting without the weight of emotional burdens.

The New Moon on the 23rd marks a magical time.  Clarity and insight will be at its peak during this Moon phase.  Much can be learned during this period. Progressive breakthroughs are possible with internal struggles, relationships within the smoke circle, and cosmic conundrums on the terrestrial plane.  Seek out a sacred cannabis strain that will relax the body and enhance the third eye vision of the mind. Granddaddy Purple or Northern Lights would be a nice match to this illuminating period.  The powers of this New Moon phase will have you tuned into and surfing the cosmic waves of the universe.  

Aries Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Aries there will be cosmic blessings in April, but they may come with growing pains.  The universal influence will bring winds of change as you embark on a process of rebirth. However, this personal growth will come with emotional trials.  As you shed your former skin, and renew your self confident spirit, the journey may be difficult. But the greatest rewards don’t come without great effort.

Often we speak of universal influence as if we are not in control of our destiny.  However, the planets are merely a partner in your great adventure on the terrestrial plane.  Toke time early in the month to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. A deep solo smoke session is required to delve into the concept of forgiveness.  You see, often we hold ourselves back from great personal growth by holding on to disappointments or injuries of the past. If they are not confronted, they can ride with us like a backpack of emotional weight.  This month holds a great opportunity to shed yourself of this weighty backpack stoner Aries. Granddaddy Purple or Lamb’s Bread will work perfect for this deep meditative dive. Relax stoner Aries, inhale the sacred herb and open up that backpack.  Put the emotional weight of past transgressions down forever. Forgive yourself, or you will never stop blaming yourself. Leave the weight of history behind.

Pursuit of a love interest should wait until after the cloudy exercise of emptying your backpack is complete.  But, be ready for magic once you complete your emotional task stoner Aries. If all goes well with your deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb, you will come out feeling like a new you.  Pump up the jam. Embrace that new confident stride. All eyes will be on you. Be sure to take the new you for a spin with some smoke circle acquaintances and the canna-crew in the second half of the month.  The deep contemplation will be over, and the puff puff parties will be plentiful. Be sure to practice safe toking stoner Aries. 

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Cancer the weight of cosmic waves of influence may have you feeling sluggish and stagnate lately.  But, you can expect a new spring in your step as the days grow longer, and brighter skies appear on the horizon.  Of course, you can help yourself by getting back to the basics. Stick to strains that will promote energy, and an elevated mood.  Super Silver Haze, some Sour Tangie, or the ever classic Lamb’s Bread can all assist in rejuvenating the spirit as you rediscover your groove.  Outlook is not the only thing that will improve by finding the best green for your needs. Overall creativity and increased problem solving skills are welcomed changes expected early in April, and will only increase as you progress through the month.  

Be forewarned stoner Cancer:  On your journey to greater heights, be on the lookout for those who want to bring you down.  This is especially true in the workplace. There is no use wasting time trying to change a critic’s opinion. Instead, team up with peers who are focused on getting the job done.  Focus on producing measurable results. Do not waste energy on those throwing shade on others’ successes. In short, be yourself stoner Cancer. Whether it’s your coworkers or members of the smoke squad, don’t waste time listening to the naysayers. If someone doesn’t like you for you, it might be time to find new people for your canna-crew. Sharing is caring when it comes to the green stuff, not unwanted negative opinions! 

Stoner Cancer one realm where you will have nothing to fear is on the homefront.  You’re safe there. While we are not quite to the summer of love, things are heating up!  Both romantic and platonic relationships will expand, evolve, and deepen. As the trees blossom, connections with your closest buds will grow, flourish, and become stronger than ever.  Please remember, just like cultivating the greenest gardens, maintaining healthy relationships takes work. Unlike the workplace, compromise will be key to keeping close ties with your cannabis companions. Keep communication a two-way street stoner Cancer. If tensions do develop, there is always the great equalizer in the peace pipe.  There are few issues that can’t be resolved by sharing a bowl, talking it out, and trying to see the other person’s point of view. As long as you are willing to meet in the middle, you will always have those who are ready to roll one up and down to ride.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Capricorn sometimes universal influence sends you a bag of bunk weed.  It’s how we react to a cosmically inspired bunk situation that leaves us open to a universal gift of a big bag of majestic sacred herb.  April may start off with a few stems, but if you keep it positive there will be big frosty buds the remainder of the month. Keep calm and puff on stoner Capricorn.

Much like the theme of the month, resiliency takes precedent in the workplace.  Squabbles and setbacks are sure to cloud the room in the early portion of April.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb after the work day is done. The perspective changing effects of the sacred herb will help approach the next day with a resolute attitude and solution oriented vibe.  The same people or factors that may cause a sticky situation early in the month might be the very same who grease the joints later in the month.

All stoner Capricorns will have revelatory bursts of information come to the surface as the month begins.  Partners, lovers, or potential love interests might discover secrets hidden under the thick skin of the Sea-Goat.  Once again, puff puff pass on the stress stoner Capricorn. Toke time to see the closet dwelling information from a higher perspective.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to fly high above the terrestrial noise to see your life’s timeline from a broad third eye vantage point.  In a relationship more information and communication usually leads to stronger bonds, and it could also provide the spark to start something special and new.

Most problems and dilemmas in April cannot be avoided.  It’s your reaction to them that will shape the future. Use smoke sessions with the sacred herb to step outside of yourself, and the situation, to see your house isn’t falling down.  You’ve built a solid foundation stoner Capricorn. You got this!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Gemini as we spring forward and race towards summer, you need to remember one thing:  Sometimes the best way to help others is by first helping yourself. Before you turn your focus outward, you must turn your third eye gaze inward.  Grab your favorite piece, light one up, and find your inner peace. Whether it is work or personal relationships, you cannot lead others to higher aspirations if you yourself don’t know where you are headed.  There may be setbacks and slow downs early in the month as you learn this lesson. However with proper preparations you will be able to build momentum, and achieve monumental progress.  

Don’t blink stoner Gemini.  Work life in April will be quite the ride!  We’re not talking about a leisurely, weekend space cruise, but a mile-a-minute, getting stuff done kind of pace.  Just remember, it is not always true that you only get one shot at success. You should not rely upon second chances, but rather, be ready if they do occur.  If you get a do-over, you will have the wisdom from prior attempts, and be better prepared to achieve the win. It all comes down to perseverance stoner Gemini. On the job, you will have those who look to you for a helping hand.  Whether it is a reassuring word, a pep talk, or a kind bowl shared between cannabis cohorts, you will be the pick-me-up that keeps the canna-crew on task at work.

You can help construct and contribute to the greater well being of your canna-fam, but know not everything will be within your control. The sooner you understand this, the sooner you will find your cosmic groove. Be the friend with kind buds and kind words!  Stoner Gemini use this time for positive influence, and avoid being indignant when things don’t go exactly as planned. Your favorite Indica dominant strain will help you to remain grounded, even when the daily grind threatens to shake free your roots.  

As long as you stick with it stoner Gemini, you will help create long lasting growth. This could mean deepened connections with recent cannabis comrades. It could mean a recent attraction becomes a longtime partner-in-chronic. There is no secret to these interpersonal successes. Keeping communication lines open means everyone knows that when they need a friend, or a friend with weed, they will have a friend in you, indeed.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Leo April poses an interesting problem counter to your nature.  With the magical properties of the sacred herb, and a solid plan of action, you will finish the month stronger than you started.  This interesting month is marked by a significant period: The Full Moon of the 7th through the New Moon of the 22nd marks a time where the stoner Leo may pull back from their social self, and seek progress from within.  Uh oh, yes, that means self reflection amid moments of smoked out solitude. You can do it stoner Leo, just make sure to set time aside for yourself. The New Moon marks that moment where the stoner Leo will break out of their shell once again, and strut with open confidence on the terrestrial plane.

Difficulties may surface in the personal sphere of love during April.  Get out of your own head stoner Leo! Comparisons of equality and fairness within the sphere of love can be problematic.  We all have our own perspectives and journey on our cosmic spaceship. Toke time to float high above the terrestrial plane with your cannabis rocket ship when there are moments of anger, envy, or discrimination with your cannabis companion.  From this higher perspective you may see the current feelings of inequity may simply be the natural rhythm of give-and-take that comes with a close relationship. But also stoner Leo, this is important, toke time to forgive yourself. We could all use more forgiveness, even towards ourselves.

Rest, repair, repeat stoner Leo.  Challenging moments during the month, whether they be cosmically inspired or self inflicted, will bear a toll on your cosmic spacesuit.  The solution to these potential physical aches can multitask with the solution to the trepidation of your emotional journey in April. Find a safe space, and a relaxing space, to meditate with the sacred herb.  Fly high above the terrestrial plane. Seek clarity and understanding from higher perspectives. Forget about two birds with one stone! You can solve two problems with one bowl stoner Leo. I recommend a stoney hot yoga session mid month to work through both physical and emotional issues.

Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and keep in mind that after the New Moon you will be back on your blessed cosmic course with that Leo mojo we all love.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Libra, who struggles more than you in an unjust world?  Well pack a celebratory bowl of the sacred herb, breathe deep and relax.  The cosmic influence of April supports calm progress. Especially in the first half of the month, the stoner Libra will be master of their own destiny with few injustices to confront.  However, be forewarned: As the month passes, the positive cosmic influence will fade, leaving the scales of justice to tilt upon your own decisions and actions.

Pack a bowl for two stoner Libra!  April begins with a bang. Love interests, the work sphere, and familial obligations will all smell like that sweet kind bud.  This period is a nice transition from March as your efforts will flow seamlessly into forward progress. The skunky fresh smell may be a budding relationship, an exciting work project, or satisfaction from home life.  For each stoner Libra the result may be unique, but the feeling will be the same. The smell of love and success is in the air.

Life can’t always be running through fields of flowering cannabis trees however.  You may not notice the warm cosmic influence fade, but by mid month your planetary alignment will shift.  Puff puff pass on the stress of a great period ending. Allow yourself to enjoy the blissful ignorance of a coordinated period.  Stressing about the mights and maybes of near future obstacles will cloud the possibilities of current events. However, by the New Moon of the 22nd, you must snap out of your hazy gaze, and reestablish your terrestrial grounding.

There is work to accomplish before the month is done stoner Libra.  There should not be major obstacles or deep conundrums to contemplate or overcome, but your full attention will be required for monetary success.  Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session on or before the New Moon on the 22nd. Sink deep into an appreciative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Remember and enjoy the moments that meant the most to you during the past few periods. With this meditative exercise with the sacred herb you will be able to solidify the joy and progress of the past, while cleaning the slate for the possibilities of the future.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Scorpio, it is not others’ attention you should worry about attracting this month, it is your own.  We’re not out of the cold yet stoner Scorpio. The hot then cool spells of Spring can cause fluctuation in your well being and attitude. Self-care should be the first and foremost focus of your efforts.  A consistent regimen of exercise and endocannabinoid exposure can prove to be just the remedy needed to combat complacency and couch lock. Puff often and press on stoner Scorpio. The sweet smoke of the sacred sensimilla will help settle the mind, and keep the spirit grounded as you sail toward the sunnier days of Summer.  

Stoner Scorpio now is not the time for day dreams or head-in-the-clouds imaginations.  Now is the time to get those hands dirty, to dig deep, and keep your nose on the grind.  While not everyone is going to agree with your opinion, most of your peers at work are willing to have the conversation.  If you are fortunate enough to get to toke time with your coworkers, moments of communal medicinal meditation will allow you to figure out the right words to get your point across.  Meet in the middle stoner Scorpio, and you will be able to maintain the momentum needed to make April a month of progress and profitable achievements. As long as you are true to yourself, and true to your word, all of the canna-crew will find themselves reaching their goals, and rising to the next level of accomplishment.  

Charming, charismatic, and flattering, are all words partners-in-chronic might use to describe you stoner Scorpio.  But, during this period, the most crucial will be…compromising. It takes two to tango, and if you’re not dancing to the same tune, then toes will definitely get stepped on.  Relationship growth will require both parties to learn to lead and follow. Stoner Scorpio if you can’t learn to do both, you may find yourself dancing alone. But, this is simply advice, not a warning.  Just remember to keep the playlist filled with bumpin’ beats, a freshly ground bowl always packed for two, and you will find the sweet days of Summer here before you know it.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Sagittarius April may prove to be an uneven period, even if you feel balanced.  It’s not the confidence in your step that may need adjustment, but the very ground you walk on.  

The good news is you have allies to help you navigate this shifting landscape.  First, invoke the magic properties of the sacred herb to help you see the path in front of you from a higher perspective.  I recommend a high CBD cannabis strain to be your daily driver in April. Medicated meditative smoke sessions with a high CBD strain will promote clarity of mind so that twists and turns in the path become visible.  Stoner Sag, you don’t want to stumble into a crevasse of negativity because your head was in the clouds. The magic properties of the high CBD strain will also help maintain that confident stride while you push forward toward progress.  

Second, gather the ganja gang stoner Sag, the more eyes on the road the better.  You have built a wonderful smoke circle of like-minded tokers. Lean on your resources to avoid unseen pitfalls and potholes in the path ahead.  Your canna-crew is as sturdy as the miracle fibers of the hemp plant.  

The health of your cosmic spacesuit is paramount this month.  Quiet the mind, puff puff pass on the stress of our human existence.  Toke time for activities that blend enjoyment with exercise. Yes, hiking to that secret smoke spot is a wonderful multi-tasking adventure.

Everything is going to be ok stoner Sagittarius.  Both the spheres of work and love may have hidden obstacles, but there will be just as many triumphs of progress.  Some people think that cannabis connects us more than what can be measured by science. Perhaps through dimensional wavelengths of shared communication.  Oh yeah! Commune with the sacred herb, enhance your third eye sight; but also tap into the collective consciousness of the cannabis community to navigate the path ahead.  It’s a romantic adventure you are on, enjoy the ride.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Pisces hindsight will always be 20/20.  This is why the early days of April should be spent invoking the clarity of your third eye sight.  Sacred herbal meditations early on will help you work through the chaos of recent months, and better identify solutions before problems become more difficult to manage.  In other words, stoner Pisces, slow your roll. This doesn’t mean find the nearest couch and bunker down; rather, it means before you make your next move, puff out a plan.  Be deliberate in your actions, proactive, not reactive. This may come in the form of private meditative smoke sessions, or sharing a bowl with your closest cannabis confidante. Whatever your preferred method of medicating, do so often, and with purpose in the first half of the month.  You can’t prevent whatever the future holds, but you can prepare for it.

Stoner Pisces when it comes to work, keep the focus on the results, not the recognition.  As long as you stick to the grind, you can be sure that your peers and higher ups will notice your irreplaceable contributions.  A little patience and a lot of persistence will produce measurable progress, so stick with it. The best advice for advancement in the workplace is simple:  Team up! Two brains, especially two herbally-infused minds, will always be better than one. But, whether or not you get to toke with your coworkers, the additional creative energy is sure to make even the most daunting to-dos more easily managed.  Even if progress is slow coming, know that is assured. Plant the seeds of prosperity early, tend to them regularly, and success is eventually certain.

Spring is upon us stoner Pisces, and so is the season of regrowth and rejuvenation.  If you have been feeling the need to re-imagine your aesthetics, now is the time to make the move.  If these words speak to you, make sure you do it for you, not simply to entice others. Work on you, for yourself.

Single and partnered stoner Pisces alike are heading into a period of great romance. Even during the toughest times, there is friendship and kindness to be shared.  People come and go, but partners-in-chronic are in it for the long haul. Keep those sticky greens close, and the smoke circle closer. Remember, there is little that cannot be overcome with a little herbal inspiration, and of course, a little help from our friends.