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Virgo Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Virgo the greenest gardens do not happen by luck.  It takes effort and considerable care if you want those big, dense, and frosty buds when harvest time comes.  The same applies to any other project and goal; whether you are planting this season’s crop, or planning the rest of your summer.  Embrace the process stoner Virgo:  Plan, prepare, and implement.  If you do this, you can expect positive results for all of your endeavors this July.  A word of caution for both literal and metaphorical gardens:  Don’t over water!  While it takes continual, and concerted, effort to see your investments bloom, you can do more harm than help by over tending.  Do what is needed to help shape outcomes, but don’t interfere too much.  Nothing grows faster just because we are constantly watching.

You may be conflicted as to how to feel about the commencement of summer stoner Virgo.  On one hand, you have the promise of long and hazy days; on the other, a fear that a stop-and-go cadence at work could hinder your productivity.  Don’t worry my lovely stoner Virgin, this summer you can be both efficient in your grind, and effective in your recreation.  Strive to maintain efficiency during work time, and fully embrace those moments set aside for leisure.  Enjoy the evenings relaxing and reflecting with your favorite strains.  Toke time to smell, and smoke, the flowers.  With the mind and spirit rested, you will be better equipped to take on whatever challenges await you when you get back to the office.  

Stoner Virgo, you are not the only one feeling restless after an indecisive spring.  Other stoner Zodiac signs have their stash jars filled, and are ready to join you on your terrestrial travels.  So load up, and get ready to light up stoner Virgo!  But remember that it’s okay to be selective with who you ultimately decide to invite on your cosmic space cruise.  While you may have many candidates who are down to roll, keep the smoke circle contained to those closest in your canna-crew.  This way you can truly relax and recreate:  Sharing the sunsets, the sacred herb, and all the season’s blessings with your partners-in-chronic, without the pressure of entertaining someone new.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Taurus the July period presents shape shifting schizophrenic cosmic influence.  The planetary alignment does not portend huge swings between highs and lows, but instead sudden unsettling shifts between positive and negative charges.  It’s like the most difficult section of a Motocross track:  There won’t be giant table top jumps in July, but instead one long series of whoops to contend with.

Ok, now you know what to expect stoner Taurus.  You can’t go charging down the path of July with all your momentum.  The stoner Bull must slow down and apply their power in spurts and sprints.  This cosmic circumstance presents a cannabis conundrum.  How does a stoner select a sacred strain within a shifting landscape?  First, flexibility is key.  Stock your stash box with a wide variety of stoney strains.  Load up on balanced hybrids, sticky Sativa’s, high CBD, and deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  A month of whoops can be unsettling, and create an unbalanced mental state.  However, just like a pro Motocross rider, you can feel the rhythm of the whoops and time them for success and progress.  Stick with the high CBD and balanced hybrid strains when you are unsure of terrestrial stability.  Once you find the rhythm of the ups and downs, you can try to select dominant strains to match your mood.

The herky jerky nature of the universal influence will affect the personal and business spheres in similar ways.  It may be tough to read your cannabis companions and coworkers this month.  But perhaps you should puff puff pass on reading and predicting your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  You do you stoner Taurus.  As long as you are present and accountable, you can tackle any trough in the whoops section.  And we all know the stoner Bull can certainly tackle any of the highs along the way!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Scorpio July sets up to be a calm drift, floating in the river of life on our cosmic spaceship, flying through the universe.  Can there be a better month than July to puff on, and float on?

Whether you are a single Scorpion, or a partnered Eagle, July promises to bring flirtatious fun to the personal sphere.  Remember stoner Scorpio, you are on a great lazy float in the cosmic river.  All sacred strains of cannabis are open on this stream.  But be sure to share bowls with your canna-crew.  Don’t waste your energy, or your high, chasing anyone in particular.  The river of influence will take you to your destination without worry.  Relax, take it all in, and go with what feels right.  The stoner fam will be there for you no matter what you are holding, and no matter where you are going.

Ok stoner Scorpio, all this fun flirting floating along the river of life is great right?  But, you have to make the scratch to pay for that pipe, and the sacred green kush that goes in it.  Yes, there will be work in July.  If you become too frizzle-fried from a day in the sun, or too frosty from burning tree late at night, important business tasks may slip.   Be sure to set up weigh stations, and reminders, along the river banks to help you keep the economic machine grinding along.  You can do it all my fearless Scorpion!  Perhaps an investment in sticky notes will help you maintain some modicum of terrestrial responsibility as you float the lazy cosmic river.

Maybe this funny note will help you remember your responsibilities:  July 14th is National Nude Day.  On the 15th there will be a cosmic wind pulling your terrestrial tube toward a reprimand.  So, make a note!  Get your shit together by the 14th of July, or you might be caught naked, and exposed.  As long as you get through this test mid month, you will be matching bowls with cannabis companions the remainder of the period without a schedule, or care in the world.  

Float on!  I’m totally jealous, my fierce Scorpion!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Sagittarius be ready for cosmic waves of positivity in July.  Although these waves are brief in nature and timing, they are voluminous and impactful.  But your keen cannabis enhanced third eye will be required this month.  Every wave has a peak and a trough just like every bowl that is half packed is also half empty.

Stoner Sag your month is dominated by the Moon.  Our blessed Earth satellite will shine waves of positivity for the stoner Archer during two distinct events in July.  First, the Full Moon of the 4th brings a power packed wave of positivity.  Make sure your quiver is armed and ready with arrows of the sacred herb during this bountiful period to start the month.  Don’t let the period of the first through the fourth pass without pushing the boundaries of positive progress.  No matter the activity, get out and enjoy the terrestrial plain and your smoke circle.  A bountiful bouquet of positive experiences is sure to grow.

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius:  As the wave of positivity passes on the 4th, it will be followed by a trough of cosmic support.  This period is not fateful, but after a surge of positive excitement, anything that follows is sure to be a let down.  Use this time to focus on problem solving and physical self improvement.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to stay on task.  Find sacred cannabis strains that help maintain focus and clarity.  With an herbally enhanced third eye, you should be able to fill the void of cosmic influence with productive task mastery.  It’s up to you.

The trough of the wave is always longer and deeper, but the peaks are the highest of highs.  The New Moon on the 20th will come to wash away all the troubles of the trough with another blast of cosmic positive energy.  Make sure to have your stash jar loaded, and your daily driver close at hand.  With the New Moon comes another possibility for the Stoner Sag.  How is your balance?  Do you think you can surf this final Moon wave of July?  As long as you stay motivated to execute the important tasks during the trough between waves, it is possible for the stoner Archer to gain sea legs, and ride the final Moon wave of positivity until the end of the month.  It will be like a cosmic mission to hit your shot.  Stay loaded, hit the right frequency of the sacred highs, and push for peace and progress to finish the second Summer month off right.  It doesn’t take a psychic to see you have all the skills necessary to embrace this lunar challenge.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Pisces you may not always get what you want, but you can always strive to be what you want. Oftentimes we associate Spring as being the season of transformation, but by the end of July, even your closest cannabis companions may not recognize you.  You should approach this period like a mystery bag of the sacred herb.  You can make it smoke better if you pick out the stems.  But at some point, if you find too many seeds and sticks, you might as well throw out the whole stash and start fresh.  Stoner Pisces this doesn’t mean you should do everything differently from how you are doing it now.  Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month.  Mellow the mind, and turn your third eye vision to the future you.  Remember, if you can envision it, you can become it.

This month your frequent meditations and persistent smoke sessions will help you identify and refine your talents.  Instead of fretting over your shortcomings my swift stoner Fish, focus on your strengths.  Use them to the fullest to advance the bottom line, and your position within the company.  Ignore any funny looks you may get in the workplace.  Some might call your methods unconventional, but your closest coworkers know that you get results!  Your ability to collaborate with your peers will be the most significant factor in determining whether the big projects are successful, or you have to start back at the drawing board.  So keep the peace pipe packed, and lines of communication open.  Fresh bowls and candid conversations will keep the ideas flowing, and the company growing.

Not everyone will appreciate your quirky qualities stoner Pisces.  But, don’t worry about them.  There are plenty of your fellow cannabis connoisseurs who you will attract into your eccentric and endearing orbit.  Whether you are looking for your one-and-only cannabis companion, or a platonic partner-in-chronic, the summer is budding with people who are more than happy to puff puff and pass the time with you.  So set your sights high this summer stoner Pisces.  Grab a friend and your favorite pipe.  Make the journey to your favorite smoke spot.  Once you arrive, pack an extra-sticky bowl for two.

Libra Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Libra July promises to be a month of lessons and triumphs, mixed with frosty nugs in the summer sun.  There will be no particular cannabis strain recommendation for the month.  However, the planetary alignment suggests you find time for more light smoke sessions versus intermittent deep trips.  If this scares you a bit, simply pack your pipe with high CBD strains.  There is a lot to do this month, it would be a shame to over-bake your cosmic spacesuit, and get stuck on an innocuous couch voyage.

Stoner Libra you are not the only stoner forming judgments and weighing the scales of justice.   The planetary alignment of July promises to present a mirror to some of your more base personality traits.  We have discussed this already this year, and it seems a theme for 2020 may be developing.  You have a noble and natural quest for justice, but this can manifest in persnipity ways within interpersonal relationships.  When others are offended from your silly or insignificant actions, are you aggrieved, or do you have understanding?  You must lean on the calming nature of the sacred herb during these times.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb:  Perspective is everything.  When someone gives you a dose of your own medicine, perhaps the medicine of the sacred herb can heal the process.  Without an understanding of perspective, a vicious cycle of offense and justice may ensue.  A downward spiral strong enough to break apart any smoke circle or canna-crew.  You got this stoner Libra.

A mini cycle of positive wind surrounds the New Moon on the 20th.  Toke time to contemplate your hopes and dreams on the 18th.  This mini cycle of positivity will bring gifts from the cosmos.  But it will tilt the scales in favor of invention and innovation.  By the 20th when the New Moon rises be sure to have a plan in action stoner Libra.  The mini cycle ends by the 24th, at which time a confident stride should carry your mission forward.

Leo Stoner Horoscope July

This summer, the stoner Lion should always aspire to reach a higher plane.  Light one up and get lifted stoner Leo.  Leave behind the naysayers and critics.  The only person you have to please this July is you!  While you will begin the month feeling on fire, ready to take on the world, it will be important to find a steady maintainable pace.  Summer is just getting started, and you don’t want to burn through your stash, or your energy reserves, too early.  Top on your to-do list should be seeking out, and finding, the sweetest smoke spots.  Whether you bring a friend to share with the hazy days, or fly solo for your smoke sessions, outdoor adventures will be good for both the mind and the spirit.

Stoner Leo, while a win for you is a win for the entire team, don’t sell yourself short when it comes to taking credit where it is due.  Dividing up the project into smaller, more manageable tasks will lighten everyone’s workload, but it is okay to acknowledge your personal contributions to the bottom line. Similarly, you can lend a helping hand to colleagues if needed; but at the end of the day, you can’t do the work for them.  Sometimes your greatest contribution is simply to lead by example stoner Leo.  When your peers, smokers, and non-tokers alike, see you operating and achieving on a higher level, you will be uniquely positioned to elevate the whole team’s spirits.  

You will be feeling the heat in July stoner Leo.  Both from the summer sun, and prospective cannabis companions.  While increased intimacy with a bud-loving counterpart might be exciting and enticing, remember there’s no need to rush.  A good gardener will wait for the right moment, when cannabinoid content in the plant is at its highest, before they harvest.  It will be important to apply this patient approach to both romantic and platonic endeavors.  You may be tempted to aim high, and move to the next level in your relationships; especially when things are going well.  No one is saying you shouldn’t be passionate in your pursuit of your partner-in-chronic, just make sure you have given enough time for these connections to fully flower before making your next move.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Gemini July marks a period of freedom and rebirth, and it comes quick!  The themes of June carry forward into July as the universe is not finished with your internal closet cleaning, and smoke circle purging.

The 4th of July marks a clear line of progress where the internal analysis of June turns into action in July.  Toke time to puff puff pass on hesitation and insecurity.  Prepare yourself before the 4th with a solo smoke session to clear the air, and prepare the mind.  Last month we discussed how your tendency to morph into what you perceive others want you to be is toxic and unnecessary.  Did this ring true?  Did you toke time to notice who in the smoke circle truly knows you, and accepts the real you?  Final analysis must be completed before the fourth.

The American Independence Day does not mark just the birth of a nation this year, but also your own birth of freedom.  After the 4th, all this analysis and contemplation will turn into action.  It’s time to put away the masks you wear because of your own perception of how you are viewed by the canna-crew.  Breathe stoner Gemini, inhale the sacred herb, and allow yourself to be free.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst of confidence to find your own independence from the mirage of internal expectations.  You be you, and don’t let anyone, including yourself, stop you.

All of this self actualization of positive internal progress will spill over into the workplace in July.  And why not?  Be sure to check the mirror often stoner Gemini.  You will like what you see, and this boost of self esteem will have you winning at work.  July will be a great month to multitask smoke sessions with wellness initiatives.  Whether it be yoga or a brisk hike, take time for health during toke time in July.  

Look in the mirror stoner Gemini.  Smile.  Love who you see looking back at you.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Capricorn cosmic influence in July promises delight, intrigue, and progress.  And these wonderful words will manifest singularly within the three trimesters of the month.  So pack the bowl and sit back; I’ve got the perfect cannabis inspired recipe for success in July.

First Trimester:  Delight

The battle hardened Sea-Goat can breathe easy as July begins.  Inhale the positivity of the sacred herb, and seek a happy-go-lucky internal nature.  You are protected from the hard work you have endured so far this year.  Avoid deep Indica cannabis strains in the first trimester.  This period will be filled with active adventures.  A balanced hybrid or Sativa strain will assist this cosmic blessing instead of sabotaging it.

Second Trimester:  Intrigue

A whimsical and happy-go-lucky influence in the first trimester turns to pointed motivation in the second.  This cosmic influence will help you find your groove.  The second ten day period would be a good time to put the pipe down, or switch to a high CBD strain of the sacred herb.  There will be more mystery and unpredictable situations in the second trimester.  Keep your head clear, so you don’t lose track of what is important.  Motivation and production will be paramount mid month.  Don’t get sidetracked trying to solve intricate puzzles.

Third Trimester:  Progress

The month of July ends with magic for the stoner Capricorn.  Now is the time to open up the stash box to any cannabis variety you choose, but strains shared with friends will be the best kind of bud!  The final trimester of the month is all about bonding with the smoke circle, and your cannabis community.  All work and revelations from previous periods will manifest in sticky icky bonds of good tiding.  

What a wonderful month stoner Capricorn.  Each trimester has its own unique theme and benefit.  A month to remember.  Smoke it up!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July

Summer is in full swing stoner Cancer.  Amidst all the sweltering and sultry sunny days, remember you are writing your own story.  You are the author of your own adventures, but you should prepare for fellow celestial stoners to join you on your cosmic escapades.  During July, you will have full confidence, and faith, of those in your herbal-infused orbit.  The only person you will have to worry about disappointing is yourself my lovely stoner Crab.  However, this should be of little concern as long as you stay moving onward and upward.  Summer is the ideal time for seeking secluded smoke spots, or hitting the road with a full stash, and no particular destination in mind.

Stoner Cancer, it may be enticing to put off the mounting to-do list, but remember, the tasks won’t take care of themselves.  Tackle the big projects early in the month.  While the pipe might be calling, it will be best to address current issues with a clear mind.  It may seem tedious during the initial phases, but by getting a couple projects out of the way, there will be more time outside of the office to toke up, and pursue more herbally enhanced undertakings.  Persistence is the key stoner Cancer.  As long as you put in the time on the clock, you will make way for next level adventures with your partners in chronic.

The endo-excursions of summer may be vast and endless stoner Cancer, but your smoke circle should be kept to those you know.  While sharing kindness and kind buds is usually a positive act, it will be important to learn the intentions of smoke circle acquaintances before inviting them into your canna-crew.  The best advice for the month of July:  Stay confident stoner Cancer.  Once you know who is down to ride, you’ll know who is down to roll one up.  As long as you spend the Summer season with your favorite strains, and your favorite stoners, July will unfold as a most unforgettable month.