During this month of August, Stoner Aquarius, it will be best advised to invest your energies into the long term. Avoid unnecessary distractions, as these will only slow you down, or divert you from your original goals. It may not be a bad idea to look into acquiring some nice sticky sativas, as you will be embarking upon multiple spiritual endeavors this month, and the boosts in creativity could be helpful. The old adage, of “sharing is caring,” will be additionally important during this time. While you may feel like you are ready to take on the world, be certain to not turn down a helping hand when it is offered.
Your creativity will be a focal point during this time, as ingenuitive approaches to unexpected problems will help to smooth out results and avoid unnecessary disagreements at work. You may come to find that you are experiencing new found passions in your career life. Embrace these feelings stoner Aquarius. While they may seem foreign initially, the long term payoff will be more than worth it. If you are able to keep your professional work and your smoking work distinctly separate, then ultimately, success is a sure bet.
As summer comes to a close, you will notice a significant expansion of your inner smoking circle. These new connections may arrive in the most unexpected of places, but it will be best to embrace these new opportunities to make new friends. While you are able to offer support to those who need it, don’t hesitate to ask for help when needed. Summer may be waning, but there is still ample opportunity to make the most of the sunshine left at hand.
Stoner Aries, your ambitions this month will be noticeable to yourself and to those around you. You will be able to take full advantage of the good weather and long days that summer provides you. Perhaps you have new undertakings that you have been planning, and now is the time to implement them. Or, just as likely, you will see seeds that you planted earlier in the year begin to flourish and produce amazing results. This season of prosperity will only be improved by sharing your successes with friends and your peers. Others will look to you for advice and for guidance, so feel confident in your abilities to lead. When you are not making things happen, you should find your favorite piece, your favorite strain of that sacred herb, and head out to your favorite secluded smoke spot. If you bring along friends, keep your smoking circle limited to a few. It will be important that you make good use of your relaxation time. You will be busy with many projects, so you definitely want to rest and recharge when your schedule permits.
The workplace will provide you with the most opportunities to take charge and work with coworkers to pursue common goals. It is likely that you will have to utilize your creative thinking skills, but this is the kind of challenge that you excel at best. Your aura will be clearly visible to your peers at work. Your collaborations together are sure to create lasting results and will help to move the company into new territories and towards new accomplishments. While you are making good use of your energies, it is recommended to keep pipe time separate from productive times. A clear head will only better ensure that you are able to give full focus to the tasks before you and provide the best chances of success.
With those nearest to you, Stoner Aries, just do your best to be present and to be yourself. Your ability to help others should not limit your willingness to ask others for help when needed. Just like at work, working together with your partner will only advance your relationship for the better. With such a strong support system at work and at home, this month, the sky really will be the limit, so do not be afraid to dream big.
Stoner Aquarius, you may find yourself this month with an unexpected feeling of disbelief. But, don’t worry, what you are actually experiencing is amazement at a new found peace you will discover. While at first you may not know exactly how to handle this blessing, the best advice will be to embrace it. Although it will be important to take advantage of this stage in life, it will be equally necessary to stay grounded. While others might pack a bowl or roll one up to escape for a while, you will find that the sacred herb will help remind you of your immediate surroundings. If you are able to find a balance between this time of bliss, and handling business, you can expect to experience success in all of your undertakings.
Whether you have recently started a new job, or you have been in your current career for some time, you should expect an increased confidence in your abilities to accomplish tasks before you. As you become more and more familiar with what is expected from you at work, you will show the higher-ups that your competence should not be question. Seek out and find that sweet smoking sativa, Stoner Aquarius. This will be precisely the lift you will need to keep you in the zone and clearly focused on your goals.
Towards the end of the month, Stoner Aquarius, you might feel yourself slowing down or running out of energy. You do not have to worry about this because your accomplishments will be many and noticeable. And, the good news is that you will have the support of your closest buds. If you find that your mood is lower than you want, know that you can make it higher with a little help from your friends. Whether it’s help finishing a do-it-yourself project, or help finishing a freshly packed bowl, be confident that your loved ones will have your back. Collectively, you and yours will be more than able to conquer all the wonderful surprises summer has in store.
Stoner Leo, the yellow brick road will disappear in May. Though you will lose sight f the path in front of you, this does not mean you will lose direction of forward progress. Resolve and resilience must outweigh reluctance and reticence in the May time period stoner Leo. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on a deep dive into your inner self. Personal understanding and confidence will be the key to unlocking the cosmic blessing of May.
Things will not go your way in the May time period stoner Leo; at least not at first, or even second attempts. Your cannabis companions, family, and coworkers will be relying on you to get up and try try again. Inhale the magic wonder of the sacred herb. Meditative smoke breaks will allow new ideas and a new direction to form around the obstacle blocking your path. Perseverance isn’t banging your head repeatedly against a wall. It is the confidence to try again with renewed energy and effort.
The most important aspect of the May time period is confidence you will find the path once again through the cosmic fog. Be warned stoner Leo, there will be repercussions if you fall into the trap of depression and/or self pity. Know yourself and your kind selections. It may be best to stay away from deep Indica strains if you are susceptible to coping and self pity. An energetic Sativa or hybrid may be your prescription to problem solving in May.
Reluctance to form a new plan or reassess your surroundings will leave you stuck in cosmic limbo. You aren’t just fighting for yourself stoner Leo, your perseverance will impact cannabis companions, family, and coworkers. These sage words apply to both your work sphere and personal life. With confidence, attentiveness, and determination you will be able to solve any problem and leap any obstacle in your way in the final Spring month.
Stoner Gemini, Spring is finally here! You may have noticed the longer days, and the greater intake of the sun’s rays leaves you feeling energized like you can take on the world. The good thing is that the universe will demand little to nothing from you. This doesn’t mean that you should slack off to just scrape by. Instead, use this unique opportunity to pursue your own wish list. Since your calendar is open, you are free to fill it with whatever you desire. Take a hike, find that secluded waterfall and claim it as your newest smoke spot accomplishment! Whatever it is you do, stay busy. It would be a terrible waste of your great potential if you expend those energies sitting on the couch. As long as you plan for these adventures, you will add many memorable moments to your life this April.
At work stoner Gemini, you will be a source of light, guidance, and inspiration. Whether you are the business owner, part of the management team, or the newest addition to the team, your peers and coworkers will come to you for advice. And, for good reason. Be sure to keep your hard work separate from your meditative smoking sessions. Your noticeable successes will be one reason people value your input. By separating your times for grinding hard at work and grinding up your favorite cannabis strain, you will maintain a clear mind which will keep you in high regard with your peers.
What is best stoner Gemini, is no one, especially on the homefront, will hold you back in this April time period. Cannabis companions will not be demanding or needy this month. Instead of draining you of your good vibes, they will be sure only to amplify this positivity. Remember that if you want company on your journey, you only need to ask anyone of your many cannabis companions. They will be more than willing to join you in your smokin shenanigans. And while it is always recommended that you stop to smell the flowers, don’t overindulge. Too much of a good thing or too much time spent over analyzing your decisions can ruin even the most magical moments.
Stoner Virgo, 2017 has been and will be an exciting year of rapidly changing dynamics, but the April time period will run counter to this fast flow. The question is this: Can you handle a time period of peaceful endeavors stoner Virgo? There may be a feeling of terror and apprehension at the thought of nothing to do, but this period of peaceful calm is a tremendous opportunity. A quiet mind allows a creative soul to come to the forefront.
Relax stoner Virgo. Breathe and let it be. As you meditate with the sacred herb this month, focus on projects and endeavors that you are passionate about. So often you place these desires to the side in favor of the task at hand. The universe has opened up a peaceful window where these tasks will not be tantamount to your success. So peacefulness will not be complacency, it will be an opportunity to expand the desires from within. The sacred herb will help you see these long repressed interests and desires.
Work flow will not be unusual. Whether you are stuck in the corporate grind or swashbuckling your own way through the capitalistic structure, there will still be problems and obstacles in your way. With a confident calm you should be able to solve and move beyond any of these obstacles placed in front of you.
The same calm theme will be present in your personal life stoner Virgo. April is not the time to force the issue at hand or over communicate. Sometimes friendship and love is about allowing someone to be the themselves and giving them the opportunity to solve and grow from their mistakes. For single Virgos, meeting someone new isn’t always from a romantic perspective. Even simple acquaintances or chance encounters can become life-long cannabis companions.
It’s not a waste of time stoner Virgo. It’s time for you.
Stoner Taurus, you of all people know better than anyone your likes, goals, and aspirations. The advice this April will be no different from previous months: it will always be best to stick to your roots, as they are well established and run deep. It may be best to stick with those sticky indicas. Or, avoid sativas in general, as they can cause the mind to wander too far from your current and successful path.
Do not fret, tokin’ Taurus. If you feel like work has become suddenly very routine, this is nothing to worry about because your efforts continue to produce successful results. Now, if you notice a decrease in your productivity, then by all means try a new approach. And if you do feel bored, find new ways of challenging yourself. Whether it’s taking on new tasks and responsibilities in the workplace, or finally hiking to that new smoke spot your co-worker has been raving about…it’s up to you to keep things fresh. Especially since work will not drain any significant amount of your energies, you will have plenty motivation left to smoke good once your work is finished.
Stick close to and stand by your most inner circle Taurus. You are likely to encounter more than one new face who wants their bad vibes to become yours. Remember, you have too much to do and so many loved ones who you already know want to share a smile and help you to smoke away those ill wills. So don’t get caught following others down their dreary paths. Blaze one up and be your own trail blazer. You ignite a spark in those nearest to you. Invite them to tag along. Together you will be headed towards better days and good vibes. Stay strong and smoke on stoner Taurus.
A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to walk down this path. Seek spiritual enlightenment often during your meditative sessions with the sacred herb. This month any strain will do so pick your favorite and keep it close at hand.
The world of work for the stoner Scorpio may change drastically in a fabulous direction. Whatever your job is now continue with your positive work ethic and keep your eyes peeled at the same time. The hard work will keep your successful momentum up and help keep you aware of your surroundings. Stoner Scorpios are eloquent in finding niche problems and turning them into successful endeavours. What do you see that you can turn into a full time job? This month will show you just that if you choose to move forward. Be mindful of your mouth this month and all good shall come to pass.
Speaking of passing…make sure you pass that joint to the left when with your inner circle! March is a fine time to keep only your most trusted friends around. In fact I’d wager to say that you shouldn’t bring on any cannabis companions until summer. Any conflict you have with family or friends will arise only to point out something that should be rather obvious. Look at it from all directions then take action to correct it. If you’re single, well it’s your month! That long awaited relationship can be yours for the taking. Don’t let your ego get in the way. Smoke about it, feel it, act on it.
All in all stoner Scorpio, there is a path you’ve been looking for that awaits you. Will you ride the waves of your destiny?
Stoner Libra, the April time period will be adventurous and productive. The planets have aligned to put in you in a position for success and good fortune. However, the universe is only blessing you with the gift of support stoner Libra. Blessings and gifts of good fortune will only come with action and diligence.
It’s time to take a tolerance break stoner Libra. One of the magical aspects of the sacred herb is that it is not physically addictive. Any dependence or reliance on the sacred herb is in your head. You have always been in control of the green road you follow. It’s time to turn off the green road and pave a new path for the second spring month. You will always be able to find your way back to the green road when the time is right.
The cosmos will be supportive of decisive action and community participation in April stoner Libra. Both in the work life and love life, all blessings will be up to your concentrated effort. Now is the time to participate in any team building exercises at work or volunteer for any projects within your company. What are you interested in stoner Libra? Seek out a group centered around your passion. Whether you organize or simply participate, networking with your fellow cannabis companions will be crucial to personal success. Maybe there is a hike you and your cannabis companions have always wanted to tackle. Maybe you have discussed an “art night.” The time is now to get out there and mingle.
With a clear head and ambitious spirit, the April time period will bear delicious fruit. The key will be diligent concentration and strong decision making.
Stoner Capricorn, Mars and the Moon have aligned to bring you a satisfying and relaxing month of April. The easy flow of the universe will make simple problems and obstacles bounce off you with an ease you normally do not feel. Now is the time stoner Capricorn! You can break out that sweet Indica green your mom warned you about. A nice meditative session with couch lock can be a healing and recuperative state. Do not misinterpret my words stoner Capricorn; rest, recuperation, and an easy flow are not excuses for inaction or laziness.
Work must still be done in the April time period stoner Capricorn. But the cosmos has blessed you with a warm wind to help you with comfortable accomplishments. The key to the April time period is independent thought. During your meditative smoke sessions in April try to focus on what makes you unique, and how you approach situations & problems. Start the month with an intent towards organization. Uncluttering your mind will help your thoughts and decisions flow more freely. All of this will help as the universal flow will be calm and supportive.
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.” Not always stoner Capricorn. Towards the end of the April time period, do not let the easy flow of the universe distract you from solid decision making and constructive analysis. New cannabis companions should be vetted with objectivity. Do not turn a blind third eye towards enthusiastic new acquaintances.
Stoner Sagittarius, this April you should expect much, but demand nothing. That is, the arrival of spring brings to you immense opportunities, both in the financial and personal spheres. However, while the possibilities for great success will be apparent, it will be completely your responsibility to seize upon this potential. It will be most important that you plant the seeds now, for the harvest which you wish to see later. No one is saying that getting what you want will be easy, but it is doable stoner Sagittarius. The more weeding through and refinement of the energies you invest today, will only result in greater quality of the results.
Work during the first month of spring, like the changing of the seasons, will prove to be quite dynamic. Unfortunately, you should not expect to see any radical or significant changes overall. As long as you keep your focus on the tasks in front of you, you’ll have plenty of time to pursue new adventures during your free time. It will be important to steer clear of coworkers that are giving off noticeable negative vibes. And, when it comes to sharing that sacred herb, do so only with those who you know will add, not subtract to the experience. With all the work ahead of you, it will be important to maximize your relaxation time by keeping the pipe packed, and ready to pass to your closest partners in chronic.
When it comes to your circle of love, stoner Sagittarius, it will be best to voice your emotions, openly and honestly. There will be no problems that arise that you will be unable to quickly resolve as long as you tackle these issues head on. And, if you are a single Sagittarius, the world is waiting for you. Bring your best bud and your positive attitude and you are sure to attract attention. You have high aspirations this month stoner Sagittarius. Keep your attention focused on these goals and you won’t have to look for greener grasses. You will notice that the garden you are cultivating will be more than fruitful in its harvest.
Stoner Virgo, March will be a delightful period of growth. Like spring flowers jetting out of the ground, new experiences and fruitful growth will be the possibility for you. Do not look at this opportunity as a gift from the cosmos stoner Virgo, but a natural extension of the work and diligence you put toward your interests. Thus, confidence and trust in yourself will guide you through March.
“Relax and take notes, as I take tokes off the marijuana smoke.” Notorious B.I.G.
Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on looking inward to understand yourself and how you are perceived by others. This is an important tool to solve any problems that might arise in the March time period.
In the work sphere, normal expectations should be applied to the March time period stoner Virgo. Universal influences should be calm and fruitful for your pocket book. Projects and people should be vetted with a discerning eye. Misstatements or misinformation could derail your progress at work. It will be crucial to research and verify pieces of information that could set you back or propel you forward with initiatives.
It is in your personal life where you will see the largest blossoms of spring. Heed my words stoner Virgo: Important love interests do not always include intimacy. New cannabis companions or allies in art will come into your life during this time period. And yes, for those single stoner Virgos, the chance of love is a possibility.
Be guided by your meditative smoke sessions. Knowing yourself and how others perceive you will be crucial during this time. Avoid explosive reactions to friends, family, and cannabis companions. With a cool head and diplomacy versus an emotional and confrontational reaction, you should be able to survive and thrive through any difficulties personally.
Stoner Pisces, this November the best plan of action may be as simple as making good plans. Maybe there is a new art exhibit in a nearby town you’ve been wanting to see. Or, a new hiking trail a good friend recommended to you that you’ve been aching to climb. Be sure to pack your bowl, but also, wait until you’ve reached your final destination before you spark it up. The light may be dwindling as the seasons transition – but this just means you have to be more selective with how you spend the waking hours.
There may be those in the workplace that are looking to veer you from your path of progress. The best bet is to let those who are bent on creating confusion to be left to their own devices. You can rest more peacefully knowing that at the end of the day you have your own (smoking) devices to come home to, so don’t worry too much. Your goals will be easily accomplished as long as you avoid the negative distractions that others hope to send your way. You can only control your own actions; if someone is trying to throw you off, that just means that person is wasting their efforts because guess what, you got this Stoner Pisces.
Your lover, if you have one, will embrace your peace with you and all should be well. With no significant complications in the foreseeable future, enjoy and cherish these moments. If nothing else, break out the ganja and get to celebrating. While other signs may be struggling with the weather changing, you and yours can toke it up knowing that the universe smiles kindly on you and offers you support in pursuing your loftiest aspirations.
Stoner Gemini, I can’t say that November will be an easy month for you; so you must be able to take the good in with the bad, and have faith that things will work themselves out. Since the planets have shifted against you, you will be subject to an abnormal amount of negative energies, but only you can ultimately control how they affect you.
Stay focused on the present, trying to improve what you currently have rather than starting anew. Your career might not be continually progressing at the rapid rate you had hoped, or maybe you feel that what you are doing today doesn’t seem to be helping you reach future goals, or maybe you feel like you just can’t get anything right: This is only temporary and the only way to get through it is to keep puffin’ along. Like I said, here and now. Don’t try to overcompensate by biting off more than you can chew. Stay professional, take any criticisms with grace, and know that in good time, everything will fall into place. Work will be the main source of stress this month, so consider some office yoga or mid-day meditation to help keep yourself centered. I would also recommend keeping a sneak a toke handy for emergencies.
Continue to focus on yourself this month. Your overall health will become very important to you during November, and understandably so. When other parts of your life become chaotic, it’s only natural that you would look for control within yourself. Whether you are changing your diet, exercising more, or meditating with help of the sacred herb; let the positive changes flow and manifest from the inside out.
The universal energies in November are going to cause the stoner Virgo some unusually odd occurrences. You may need to keep your pipe full of indica this month as things will not go according to plan for you my cannabis companion. Knowing this in advance, you need to put a lid on your analytical side. There will be no way to make sense of all the insanity surrounding you. The indica will allow you to watch and learn without having to become overly involved. This month’s energies are not aimed at you specifically. Ergo you should be able to skate by this very trying time with little bruises if you choose to be prepared. Which cannot be said for most of the zodiac.
With every sign in the cosmos having a hard time you will need to watch your tone and tongue with your personal relationships. Do not allow your harshly overcritical self to show its face in November. It’s normal for you expect perfection or nothing at all: Virgo you will greatly miss out on the beauty of this lifetime if you do not cage that beast. Kind words and affection will go a long way for you in November. IF you choose to pay attention to this you will be rewarded and any spats you find yourself in will easily be concluded. Use that charisma and let your love light shine.
Work for my stoner Virgo’s should be amiable. If you have taken all proper considerations into account, set up all back up plans and have made all the right moves you should easily attain your goals this month. The sharks are out there and they are waiting on your to slip up. Being your very prepared self you can avoid any contact with them if you did in fact take all necessary precautions.
Although November may not be the best month of 2015 for you my stoner Virgo; stay prepared, be kind, and you will puff puff pass right through this odd month.
With Yin comes Yang my stoner Leo. November will have its light & dark moments for the ever dominating Lions. Not to fret as your light will prove to be brighter and more resilient than any negative force you come up against. In all honesty your personal perception will play a very large role in how the outcome of November’s events. You must, above all else remain positive about yourself. Positivity does not equal egomania. At this time your ego can be harmful to your growth so let go of it this month. Stay high with positive vibes and utilize a sativa to be your ally for creativity. Which certainly will help you out of some sticky situations.
The working world will be your biggest challenge my cannabis companion. You have the ability to utilize all your strengths right now and I suggest you tap into them. Meditate with the sacred herb often in November as you may not succeed at every turn but you should not put your head in the sand either. The healing properties of the sativa strain will help keep you motivated and lifted. You must at all costs keep moving this month!
On a more personal level the stoner Leo needs to be paying attention to those they love. Reach out to close relatives that are not near your home. It may cause a bit of an upset but you are the rock that can ground the situation on the whole. Your family relies on you for this. In matters of the heart you must pay attention, give affection and be supportive. You will not like the outcome if you choose to ignore the needs of your lover. Most of this can be fended off with a nice relaxing vape session at the end of both your working days. (Ahem, that does mean you have to make time my little lions!) All in all you are strong Leo, this month is nothing more than a growing pain. Enjoy each beautiful moment and work through the rest.
Stoner Ram this November you need to show your true self to the world. You have a tendency to wear your less positive traits as a shell to protect yourself. Unfortunately this month being detached, gloomy and self-centered will do you every injustice. Call upon your sincere, self-controlled, ambitious and faithfully determined self to protect you. Your honesty and integrity lie on the line. Be true to yourself, follow your intuition and you will find that you make it out of November better than you first thought.
The trials of the Winter Solstice will be varying degrees of frustrating for you in both your finance and personal life. The golden rule is one you must apply to both areas. Your friends need you. Your co-workers need you. Management needs you. You need you. Take care of you first: Spend quality time meditating with the sacred herb. This self introspection will allow you to also give to the others in your life that need your help during your own personal trials. Everything you do now to help others will come back to you. Karma is never a bitch when you are doing the right thing.
What you need to remember when dealing with your many personal dilemmas this month: You will not be alone so do not be afraid to ask for help. Listen to others this month but act of your own accord and you will see why this is all happening soon. Do not overindulge in anything. Lastly be sure to lean on the sacred herb when making your decisions. Stoner Capricorn you can get through this and you will find December to be much more rewarding.
Stoner Virgo, for the month of October the cosmos will remain fairly neutral as an impacting force in your life. This non action by the universe will squarely put the power of impact into your hands. During this period you should think of consolidation of power and influence, not expansion of your worldly influence. This is where the trap of October lies for the Virgo stoner, complacency and stagnation.
The cosmic seas are calm in October for the Virgo stoner, but this means all the power to move rests in your hands. Your business or workplace will not provide a dynamic platform this month. It will be most important to consolidate your power and influence in the workplace. October is a great month to shore up your current standing or position in the company, or build a wall around your market-share in business.
I will give you two themes for relationship success in October Virgo stoner: Appreciation and Honor.
October is a great time to meditate on your current personal standing in the universe. You must honor and appreciate what you have. Break out the most potent Indica species of the sacred herb and enjoy a deeply contemplative meditation on your relationship to your fellow humans. Honor and appreciation can be found in every status, whether you are single, dating, or married. If you have been frustrated or depressed about your relationship status, this could be a great exercise to break negative patterns and open a new chapter of love and happiness. It all starts within yourself.
Perhaps Pisces, it is time for you to get back to your roots. Maybe it’s a hobby that you haven’t practiced in a long while, or a relationship with someone that you just don’t feel as close to these days. Whatever they might be, pursue your passions. As the weather slips into the vague grayness of fall, having these outlets of friends and pastimes will keep you focused during a time when you may feel easily distracted.
While on the job, keep your head down and keep pushing through. If somebody you work with wants to pass you the pipe, it may be best to pass on the grass while on the clock. It may take extra energies to complete all of your tasks at work this September. Ergo, in addition to avoiding slowing yourself down with too much ganj, remember to keep in mind that we don’t always know the “behind the scenes” intent of the person packing the bowl. But, you pave your own way stoner Pisces. So, if at the end of the day you are feeling held back, check first to see that these feelings aren’t self-inflicted.
By making time to do the things that inspire you, you will return to a place of peace – and those closest to you will notice. Whether it’s a friend that you’ve lost touch with, or maybe you’ve not been able to give enough attention to your significant other; go ahead and pack a bowl. A bowl is usually better when we get to share it, and this person will appreciate it more than you realize. Catching up will take planning, but the payoff will be worth it. Reconnecting will bring you a calmness that may not have been felt for a while, and it will be even smoother sailing welcoming back an old friend who’s down to ride – whatever the weather may be.