Stoner Aries, be prepared to have a magnificent month this May. The longer the days become, the more adventure will be able to fit into your waking hours. You should use the spring season to its greatest potential–get out there and explore, your mission is to make new discoveries. With all the novel experiences you will have, remember to go with your gut. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. So, the best advice is to enjoy what you find, but remember to keep yourself grounded. You can roll one up, or keep your travel pipe ready, just avoid a hazy head. There will be no point in finding new things if you do not maintain the mental clarity needed to enjoy them.
Although you may have to increase your efforts at the workplace, don’t worry, your investments will pay off. Just like in your personal spheres, now is the time to pursue novel approaches to old tasks. Your creative ideas will only help to simplify processes at work and improve the efficiency of everyone on the team. During the month of May you will have an aura that others are sure to notice. Your good attitude and sense of humor will help to make work feel a lot less like work. While you will help to make work more fun, don’t lose sight of the tasks at hand. Equally important, however, will be to use your down time to recharge those batteries. While you will have great success in all the projects you take on, don’t forget to take it easy when time permits. To avoid becoming sluggish, stick to those uplifting Sativas. The worst thing that you could do this month is waste all of your potential by being stuck on the couch.
Aries, it will be important to stay steadfast. Don’t be afraid to stop and smell the flowers. It is even recommended that you take the time to smoke the flowers if the situation presents itself. But, don’t become so self-centered that you forget to share with those closest to you. You will reach your destination as long as you know where you’re headed before you begin your journey. And, never be afraid to ask for guidance or advice when you need it. Your friends and family will have your back, always. But, they may not offer a helping hand if they didn’t know that you needed assistance.
Stoner Aquarius, perhaps for the month of May, it is best recommended that you seek out some of those stickiest of Sativas. While the universe will not necessarily be an adversary, you will definitely find yourself tested on your problem solving skills. That sacred sativa will provide that extra boost needed and help you to tap into your more creative side. Remember Aquarius, if there is a solution to the problem that you are facing, then there is nothing to worry about. And, equally, if there is no solution, then there is nothing to worry about. So, do not waste energies on unsolvable issues. Instead, invest your talents and focus on tackling the problems that come your way one at a time. As long as you do not spread your efforts too thin, there will be no obstacle too great to overcome.
If you are feeling like the odds are stacked against you with regards to aspects in the workplace, proceed with the confidence that there will be no puzzle that you will not be able to solve. The best advice will be to keep your nose to the grind and have that freshly ground herb at the ready. Be careful to ensure that these areas are kept separate. The only foreseeable problems will arise if you are unable to keep your work and play times distinct from one another. Use your smoke sessions to reflect on and establish the goals that will lead to success in the workplace. As long as you have invested the time necessary to come to solid conclusions, you will be able to work towards and accomplish all your aspirations.
Whether you will decide to cement your current relationship, or break apart and pursue new personal prospects, the spring season will bring about new approaches to old connections. You may find that you and your closest smoking partner are ready to take it to a new level. Equally possible, you may realize that the grass really is greener on the other side and set your sight on new pastures. Regardless of the path that you choose, know that this decision will be for the better.
Stoner Leo, laziness is the enemy in the April time period. The second spring month is quite unusual for the stoner Leo. Obstacles will be easily dismissed and problems will be easily solved, but no major developments will come from this stage of life. The most important aspect of the April time period will be your attentiveness and production towards normal tasks that come your way. Sounds boring doesn’t it stoner Leo, but there is real magic behind the grind of April.
As long as you stay moving and stay task oriented, you should find no resistance stoner Leo. Allow yourself to sink deeper into a meditative smoke session early in the month. The deeper you go within yourself the more helpful the sacred herb can be. Before a house can be built you need a foundation. Before a foundation can be poured you need a design. The April time period will be a great time to work on those designs that can impact your life into the future. Be sure to grab your journal, spiral notebook, or laptop stoner Leo; because the ideas and designs of today could become the business and buildings of the future.
For matters of love and companionship Stoner Leo, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep inside yourself. Introspection is the key to seeing how loved ones and cannabis companions perceive you. This insight will serve you well in matters of love and companionship this month. Communication isn’t just using words stoner Leo, it’s understanding how others perceive these words. Taking your communication skills to this next level will be a great tool in connecting with those most important to you in the April time frame.
Last month was about becoming aware, stoner Aries. Now that you are more aware, April of 2017 will demand that you realize and accept all of yourself. The road of self actualization will fulfill your soul’s deepest longings. Keep an indica heavy strain around for all the self reflection that you’ll be doing this month.
Self actualization is a deeply intimate process. You will feel like you want to shut yourself up and learn as much as possible. Unfortunately, you’ll need to do just the opposite. The beauty of the cosmos is blessing you with inner knowledge, social excitement and working success. There ain’t no rest for the wicked…so get to work!
Stoner Aries, the working sphere will be quite the showcase of your talents in the April time period. Last month you paved the way for your success today. This month you will show everyone how to work it with a mastery that even you have not seen. You must remember to mind your p’s and q’s when it comes to how you deal with your co-workers or business partners. Selfish endeavours will do you no justice either; so when in doubt, take a break, hit the vape and meditate.
Love and harmony are within your grasp stoner Aries. Love is about respect for one another, not serving or being served. Is your current love journey about you as a couple, or just you, or just them? Look deep within yourself during your meditative smoke session. Make sure you are on the right track. If you are, then grab your lover and get moving! You need to do things and feel things and well…Live! Do not be excessive, but do enjoy yourself. If you’re single, all your inner work will pay off by the end of the April time period! Happy Spring Aries, 2017 is your year!
Stoner Aquarius, you may want to feel overwhelmed with all the dynamic changes that will be swirling around you this month. But, stay calm, have the pipe handy, and remember that all these changes will be for your benefit. Regardless of what your plans are, it will be important to have a plan. As long as you are prepared, the unexpected will have much less of an impact. You are more than able to steer events and shape them to your likings, as long as you are able to see through the smoke.
If you are looking to explore new openings in the workplace, do not be too hasty. Although some say that the herb is greener on the other side, do not be too quick to leave your current employment situation, especially if you cannot identify any particular grievance. Now, if you want to investigate other facets that may improve your financial well being, go for it. However, it will be important to strike a balance between pursuing something new and maintaining that which sustains you. This will require some meditation with the sacred herb in the beginning stage of the month. Relax and allow yourself a little time for the brain to be a bit hazy. We’re not talking dazed and confused status, but, if you roll one up and burn one down, when the smoke clears you will have better perspective on how to proceed.
While you might experience many novel experiences in the spiritual or work spheres stoner Aquarius, your home life will be your safe space. Whether you are flying solo, or partnered with a special someone, those around you will demand very little from you. This means you can invest your energies specifically where you want to. Without much being required of you, you will be more ready to help others when you can. Whether it’s being a helping hand, open ear, or simply packing a bowl big enough for two, you will only be a blessing to those fortunate enough to know you.
Stoner Cancer April 2017 has the probability to be surprisingly nice for you. Your goal this month is to keep yourself in check, take the high road where needed, and roll with all the new news that will come your way. You have the opportunity this month to really shine your love light on all the cannabis companions who surround you.
Your inner circle of family and friends holds great warmth and some surprising news. It may not affect you directly, but this news will bring great joy to you and them. Rejoice with your loved ones with a nice round of medibles. Retell old stories and start forging the new ones. This will truly be a month to remember. If you are blessed with older relatives, go out of your way to be considerate. They may be in need of your assistance but too independent or stubborn to ask. Just by showing up you will make a difference. You might want to pack an extra bud or two to share with them even if they have never taken you up on it before! How exciting stoner Cancer!
A meditative smoke session focused on the obstacles of work will be required in the early part of April stoner Cancer. Although, these obstacles should be few to none, luck always favors the prepared. You may find this month to be the one where you actually start taking steps toward that new business venture you’ve been talking about. If that is so, follow your intuition and utilize meditative smoke sessions to guide you. These meditative experiences will bring clarity you’ve long needed to move forward. For those Cancers who are happily employed, independence and confidence will carry you a long way this month. Do not hesitate in your decision making. It will all work out in the end!
Stoner Pisces, you are a far cry away from being called a “bad fish.” If anything, you can be found guilty of caring too much. So, let it be said, that this month, you do not have to feel weird if you decide that you want to focus on yourself or specifically on your inner circle. It will be important this month to find your balance between quantity and quality. If you find yourself smoking less, that may be okay as you will notice that the quality of your green has increased exponentially. And, while your smoking credentials are expanding, so will be your smoking circle. Whether it’s finding new cannabis companions, or simply a new smoke buddy to help you work through your sacred stash, you can expect to add new people to your friend list.
Just like in the day-to-day operations, it will benefit Pisces to keep an open mind when it comes to the working sphere. While you might want to focus on quality over quantity with regards to what you put in your pipe, in the workplace, explore as many plans of action as you can. While not all ideas will be worth keeping or implementing, within the diversity of your investment, you are sure to find some positive returns. Remember stoner Pisces, you are the one who best knows your limits. Even though you might benefit from expanding your horizons, nobody expects you to do it all. If you do find that you’ve taken on too much, take time and take a toke. Taking a step back is more than okay. The whole point of expanding your options is so that you can find the opportunity that is most worth pursuing.
Whether you are a single Pisces, or currently have that special person always ready to share a bowl, remember that you can’t help others unless you have taken care of yourself. One thing that people around you have come to rely on is your honesty. If situations arise that you think require your input, speak up. Don’t worry, your voice will not cause problems on the home front. If anything, it will clear up confusion and allow you and those closest to you, to experience spiritual advancement and growth.
Stoner Taurus, the month of March will be a lively one indeed! You can expect new achievements this month as well as some surprising situations. It is important to trust your instincts when in doubt. Aim for personal independence during this time period. Rely less on your cannabis companions for help. Focus on finding your own solutions as problems arise. This will be a large and important step in expanding your character and ability to navigate through the cosmos. There is a potential for conflict with coworkers or family, so be sure to address and resolve problems quickly before things have time to fester. However, prevention is the best way to negate any issue, so take care to stay forward-minded and plan ahead. Allow meditative healing time for yourself Stoner Taurus, as a positive mindset is paramount to your success this month. Meditation, combined with the sacred herb, is one of the best ways to unwind and refocus your sights and align your interests with the universe.
In the work sphere you will face potential conflict. Acting with clarity and motive will serve you well. Adapt gracefully to change, but maintain adherence to your principles and resolutions. This month holds promise for new beginnings, so seize this opportunity to take action on things you’ve been procrastinating. It is essential that you stay positive in the face of stress, Stoner Taurus. Your motivation level is directly tied to your emotional well-being; if you lose your temper, you may also lose your initiative. Allow the sacred herb to guide and sooth you in tough times. An indica dominant hybrid strain works wonderfully!
Stoner Taurus, your personal life this month is ultimately positive, as long as you handle the potential conflict properly. Again, trust your instincts and intuition to guide you through troubled waters, and you will come out just fine. You may see challenges with determining the correct course of action, but listen to your executive self and you will not be led astray. To nourish relationships with cannabis companions, arrange an old-fashioned smoke circle complete with a zesty sativa strain. Munchies, board games, and incense will enhance an enjoyable time as well. Stay positive, Stoner Taurus, and know that this month will be whatever you make of it.
Stoner Sagittarius, it will not be too much to say that this March, you will be floating on cloud nine. And if not, at least you’ll be a seven or eight. With all the promise of the approaching spring season, you should embrace the novelty and newness of things to be explored. Be sure to pack your travel sack with any necessary herbal supplies, and perhaps snacks just in case your journeys last longer than expected. Just remember that all this good fortune does not come without the necessary work. As long as you are properly prepared you will be able to spread good fortune and good smoke to all those around you.
In order to harvest the positive benefits, Stoner Sag, it will be necessary to cultivate the seeds of prosperity. That is to say, nothing worth growing will do so without the proper care. As long as you are willing to invest the time to put a plan in place, you will be sure to encounter a time of great prosperity. If things do not go exactly to plan, you will not experience great loss as long as you are flexible and willing to adjust accordingly.
In the home life, Sag, it is best advised to go for a self-sustained approach. That is not to say that you should not reach out to new people or those close to you. Rather, you should not rely too heavily on those around you. By all means, sharing is caring. If you have that good, kind bud, or great news, share it! But, when it comes to buckling down to get things done, it will be best to accomplish tasks solo.
Stoner Pisces, March will be a good month to work on investments: the best ones will be into building up your spiritual equity, not necessarily your finances. Remember that you are the king or queen of your own karma. While there is nothing guaranteeing every endeavor will be the success you imagined, all of your undertakings will result in noticeable growth. In short, you get back what you give. And this month, you will emanate a positivity that will benefit everyone around you. It will also be a good time to branch out and try new strains that you may not have tried in the past. If you’re an Indica smoker, perhaps try a sweet Sativa and see what creativity it inspires. And if you normally enjoy Sativa, finding a nice Indica may help you to discover an additional calm.
If you own your business, Pisces, be sure to listen to the advice from your employees. With the sun quickly approaching, March 2017 will be a good time to plant the seeds for projects that will expand well into summer months. Regardless of your employment status, it will be required that you remain open with those you work with. It can be a fine line between creativity and chaos. So, share ideas with your peers to help avoid unnecessary confusion.
You have the potential to be a bright force in your home life. Don’t be afraid to let that light shine, or to offer a hand or lighter if someone needs help sparking up a bowl of that good green. Get out there Pisces! There are new people to meet. And, while not everyone you encounter should be invited into your smoke circle, remember that there are plenty of fish in the sea. Otherwise, you and the crew can expect plenty of smoky adventures and plenty of positive experiences to share.