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AQUARIUS APRIL 2017

Stoner Aquarius, you may want to feel overwhelmed with all the dynamic changes that will be swirling around you this month. But, stay calm, have the pipe handy, and remember that all these changes will be for your benefit. Regardless of what your plans are, it will be important to have a plan. As long as you are prepared, the unexpected will have much less of an impact. You are more than able to steer events and shape them to your likings, as long as you are able to see through the smoke.

If you are looking to explore new openings in the workplace, do not be too hasty. Although some say that the herb is greener on the other side, do not be too quick to leave your current employment situation, especially if you cannot identify any particular grievance. Now, if you want to investigate other facets that may improve your financial well being, go for it. However, it will be important to strike a balance between pursuing something new and maintaining that which sustains you. This will require some meditation with the sacred herb in the beginning stage of the month. Relax and allow yourself a little time for the brain to be a bit hazy. We’re not talking dazed and confused status, but, if you roll one up and burn one down, when the smoke clears you will have better perspective on how to proceed.

While you might experience many novel experiences in the spiritual or work spheres stoner Aquarius, your home life will be your safe space. Whether you are flying solo, or partnered with a special someone, those around you will demand very little from you. This means you can invest your energies specifically where you want to. Without much being required of you, you will be more ready to help others when you can. Whether it’s being a helping hand, open ear, or simply packing a bowl big enough for two, you will only be a blessing to those fortunate enough to know you.

CANCER APRIL 2017

Stoner Cancer April 2017 has the probability to be surprisingly nice for you. Your goal this month is to keep yourself in check, take the high road where needed, and roll with all the new news that will come your way. You have the opportunity this month to really shine your love light on all the cannabis companions who surround you.

Your inner circle of family and friends holds great warmth and some surprising news. It may not affect you directly, but this news will bring great joy to you and them. Rejoice with your loved ones with a nice round of medibles. Retell old stories and start forging the new ones. This will truly be a month to remember. If you are blessed with older relatives, go out of your way to be considerate. They may be in need of your assistance but too independent or stubborn to ask. Just by showing up you will make a difference. You might want to pack an extra bud or two to share with them even if they have never taken you up on it before! How exciting stoner Cancer!

A meditative smoke session focused on the obstacles of work will be required in the early part of April stoner Cancer. Although, these obstacles should be few to none, luck always favors the prepared. You may find this month to be the one where you actually start taking steps toward that new business venture you’ve been talking about. If that is so, follow your intuition and utilize meditative smoke sessions to guide you. These meditative experiences will bring clarity you’ve long needed to move forward. For those Cancers who are happily employed, independence and confidence will carry you a long way this month. Do not hesitate in your decision making. It will all work out in the end!

PISCES APRIL 2017

Stoner Pisces, you are a far cry away from being called a “bad fish.” If anything, you can be found guilty of caring too much. So, let it be said, that this month, you do not have to feel weird if you decide that you want to focus on yourself or specifically on your inner circle. It will be important this month to find your balance between quantity and quality. If you find yourself smoking less, that may be okay as you will notice that the quality of your green has increased exponentially. And, while your smoking credentials are expanding, so will be your smoking circle. Whether it’s finding new cannabis companions, or simply a new smoke buddy to help you work through your sacred stash, you can expect to add new people to your friend list.

Just like in the day-to-day operations, it will benefit Pisces to keep an open mind when it comes to the working sphere. While you might want to focus on quality over quantity with regards to what you put in your pipe, in the workplace, explore as many plans of action as you can. While not all ideas will be worth keeping or implementing, within the diversity of your investment, you are sure to find some positive returns. Remember stoner Pisces, you are the one who best knows your limits. Even though you might benefit from expanding your horizons, nobody expects you to do it all. If you do find that you’ve taken on too much, take time and take a toke. Taking a step back is more than okay. The whole point of expanding your options is so that you can find the opportunity that is most worth pursuing.

Whether you are a single Pisces, or currently have that special person always ready to share a bowl, remember that you can’t help others unless you have taken care of yourself. One thing that people around you have come to rely on is your honesty. If situations arise that you think require your input, speak up. Don’t worry, your voice will not cause problems on the home front. If anything, it will clear up confusion and allow you and those closest to you, to experience spiritual advancement and growth.

Taurus March 2017

Stoner Taurus, the month of March will be a lively one indeed!  You can expect new achievements this month as well as some surprising situations.  It is important to trust your instincts when in doubt.  Aim for personal independence during this time period.  Rely less on your cannabis companions for help.  Focus on finding your own solutions as problems arise.  This will be a large and important step in expanding your character and ability to navigate through the cosmos.  There is a potential for conflict with coworkers or family, so be sure to address and resolve problems quickly before things have time to fester.  However, prevention is the best way to negate any issue, so take care to stay forward-minded and plan ahead.  Allow meditative healing time for yourself Stoner Taurus, as a positive mindset is paramount to your success this month.  Meditation, combined with the sacred herb, is one of the best ways to unwind and refocus your sights and align your interests with the universe.

In the work sphere you will face potential conflict.  Acting with clarity and motive will serve you well.  Adapt gracefully to change, but maintain adherence to your principles and resolutions.  This month holds promise for new beginnings, so seize this opportunity to take action on things you’ve been procrastinating.  It is essential that you stay positive in the face of stress, Stoner Taurus.  Your motivation level is directly tied to your emotional well-being; if you lose your temper, you may also lose your initiative.  Allow the sacred herb to guide and sooth you in tough times.  An indica dominant hybrid strain works wonderfully!

Stoner Taurus, your personal life this month is ultimately positive, as long as you handle the potential conflict properly.  Again, trust your instincts and intuition to guide you through troubled waters, and you will come out just fine.  You may see challenges with determining the correct course of action, but listen to your executive self and you will not be led astray.   To nourish relationships with cannabis companions, arrange an old-fashioned smoke circle complete with a zesty sativa strain.  Munchies, board games, and incense will enhance an enjoyable time as well.  Stay positive, Stoner Taurus, and know that this month will be whatever you make of it.

 

Sagittarius March 2017

Stoner Sagittarius, it will not be too much to say that this March, you will be floating on cloud nine.  And if not, at least you’ll be a seven or eight.  With all the promise of the approaching spring season, you should embrace the novelty and newness of things to be explored.  Be sure to pack your travel sack with any necessary herbal supplies, and perhaps snacks just in case your journeys last longer than expected.  Just remember that all this good fortune does not come without the necessary work.  As long as you are properly prepared you will be able to spread good fortune and good smoke to all those around you.

In order to harvest the positive benefits, Stoner Sag, it will be necessary to cultivate the seeds of prosperity.  That is to say, nothing worth growing will do so without the proper care.  As long as you are willing to invest the time to put a plan in place, you will be sure to encounter a time of great prosperity.  If things do not go exactly to plan, you will not experience great loss as long as you are flexible and willing to adjust accordingly.

In the home life, Sag, it is best advised to go for a self-sustained approach.  That is not to say that you should not reach out to new people or those close to you.  Rather, you should not rely too heavily on those around you.  By all means, sharing is caring.  If you have that good, kind bud, or great news, share it!  But, when it comes to buckling down to get things done, it will be best to accomplish tasks solo.  

 

Pisces March 2017

Stoner Pisces, March will be a good month to work on investments: the best ones will be into building up your spiritual equity, not necessarily your finances.  Remember that you are the king or queen of your own karma.  While there is nothing guaranteeing every endeavor will be the success you imagined, all of your undertakings will result in noticeable growth.  In short, you get back what you give.  And this month, you will emanate a positivity that will benefit everyone around you.  It will also be a good time to branch out and try new strains that you may not have tried in the past.  If you’re an Indica smoker, perhaps try a sweet Sativa and see what creativity it inspires.  And if you normally enjoy Sativa, finding a nice Indica may help you to discover an additional calm.

If you own your business, Pisces, be sure to listen to the advice from your employees.  With the sun quickly approaching, March 2017 will be a good time to plant the seeds for projects that will expand well into summer months.  Regardless of your employment status, it will be required that you remain open with those you work with.  It can be a fine line between creativity and chaos.  So, share ideas with your peers to help avoid unnecessary confusion.

You have the potential to be a bright force in your home life.  Don’t be afraid to let that light shine, or to offer a hand or lighter if someone needs help sparking up a bowl of that good green.  Get out there Pisces!  There are new people to meet.  And, while not everyone you encounter should be invited into your smoke circle, remember that there are plenty of fish in the sea.  Otherwise, you and the crew can expect plenty of smoky adventures and plenty of positive experiences to share.  

 

Leo March 2017

Stoner Leo, the March time period will be like putting a puzzle together on a Sunday afternoon.  You will find yourself in a complex situation, but you will see the pieces and where they fit with clear vision.  For the most part the universe has blessed you once again with positive planetary protectors.  However, these blessings are not gifts.  Action and effort will be required to take advantage of your cosmic position.

Take time for yourself stoner Leo.  Pull away the veil from your third eye.  Meditate with the sacred herb.  See into the future.  As we approach spring, the stoner Leo will expect an advancement in activity after the march time period.  This increase in activity can be overwhelming in the workplace.  Therefore, you must take time in March to plan for the future and lay the organizational groundwork to support your efforts in future time periods.

Multitasking is a requirement for the March time period stoner Leo.  As you plan for future time periods you must also solve the puzzle placed in front of you in March.  Stay calm, and dab on.  With the planetary positions giving you positive sight and clarity, you will be able to solve all the puzzle pieces that come your way.  But in your rush to conquer all in front of you, do not neglect the planning also required in March.

In terms of romance and companionship, the March time period will be equally complex for the stoner Leo.  However, there is a twist in this cosmic wind.  Stoner Leo’s may find themselves in situations where everything seems clear and simple to them, but complex and overwhelming to their cannabis companions.  Puff puff pass the spliff, your empathy and understanding may be the only thing required to help your cannabis companions get through their struggle, and thus alleviating the storm in your life as well.

 

Gemini March 2017

Stoner Gemini, the time period of March begins with positivity and promise for you!  You will find success in defeating adversity, and be gifted throughout the month with energetic enthusiasm.  However, take care in the second half of the month, as risks and uncertainty are bound to appear.  March brings with it not only the long-awaited spring season, but also the potential to achieve your goals in an accelerated timeframe.  The catalyst for this success will be your amount of effort you exert.  Stay focused and positive stoner Gemini.  Approach difficulties with caution and thoughtfulness, and don’t rush to your conclusions.  Introspection and self-growth are important.  Make time for a peaceful evenings spent with the sacred herb and artwork to help you unwind and plan your route.

The work front will prove favorable for self-employed and regularly employed Stoner Gemini alike.  When implementing new ideas, a slow, well thought out approach is required to avoid destabilizing your circumstance.  Masters of their own domain can expect to be profitable early in the month, but will need to stay attentive and avoid complacency throughout the remaining weeks of March.  Stoner Gemini stuck in the gears of the machine can expect an increase in their responsibilities, but this extra workload can coincide with extra pay.  Be adaptive to change, stay in charge of your emotions, and remember to be prudent in your conclusions and actions.  The sacred herb is beneficial and comforting in times of stress and confusion.  Meditative sessions with the sacred herb will aid the transition from a warm cosmic wind in the beginning of March to a brisk head wind to finish the time period.

Stoner Gemini, your personal life this March will invoke varying emotions.  Avoid giving these feelings more significance than they deserve.  At this stage “strutting” holds strong potential to extinguish early relationships.  Stay humble and avoid attempts to impress, especially new cannabis companions.  Remember that sincerity is one of the best ways to overcome obstacles.  A luscious bowl filled with the sacred herb and some munchies nearby is a wonderful way to nourish friendships, both old and new.

 

Capricorn March 2017

Stoner Capricorn, the universe has blessed you with celestial protectors in the March time period.  However, these protectors have a bargain for you:  You must experiment and walk a different path.  As spring approaches you have the ability to clean out your cluttered closets.  Mistakes of the past – forgive yourself and move on.  Adventures neglected – step out of your protective shell and give new experiences a go.  Pesky leeches sucking at your soul – flick them off and leave them behind.

Break free from the routine in March stoner Capricorn!  All aspects of life from morning rituals to the same route to work should be revisited.  New paths should be created and explored.  Cosmic forces have offered you an opportunity to expand your reach and connection with the universe, but you have to step out of your comfortable patterns.  Complaining and complacency must end in the March time period stoner Capricorn.

Find time alone early in the March time period to meditate with the sacred herb.  Focus on seeing yourself and your surroundings.  Make it your mission to try new things.  Something as simple as trying a new grocery store or taking a different route to work can have a large impact.  The longer you hold on to old patterns, mistakes, and even triumphs, the harder it is to move forward and create something new for yourself.  Bring a notebook to your meditative smoke session.  You will need every tool at your disposal to break free from old patterns.  

Take advantage of your planetary allies stoner Capricorn.  What develops from a concerted effort to create new patterns will amaze you.  New cannabis companions wait around every corner.  A new vibrancy can blossom with current cosmic travelers.  The same old sunset will wash away and a brand new horizon will unveil itself.  You can do it stoner Capricorn!  I believe in you.

 

Aquarius March 2017

Stoner Aquarius, this March, even if things do not go to plan, remember to keep calm and smoke on.  While there will likely be a few bumps along your travels, find confidence in the fact that ultimately you will reach your final destination.  Any missteps can be easily corrected, and you will lose no time in accomplishing the tasks that you set out to achieve.  While some of your goals may be lofty, remember that it is okay to have ‘high’ aspirations.  As long as you are able to keep to a slow burn, you will be sure to have the time to keep up your grind.

Not much will slip past your senses, Aquarius.  Your keen observing nature will be your best asset this March.  While others might be easily distracted, you will be able to keep your work and play separated.  Smoke only during the slow times, when you need to relax and recoup.  Otherwise, it will be best to put down the pipe when work needs to be done.  Your goals are more than accomplishable as long as you are able to keep a clear head when working towards them.  It will be a good idea to share your ideas with those you trust most.  But, don’t share your secrets.  This month it will be important to get feedback to help in the pursuit of your goals.  However, you know better than anyone how to achieve your goals so keeping criticism to a minimum will be your best bet.

This month, it is recommended that you keep an open and honest mind.  Those around you appreciate hearing your thoughts, so there will be no need to fib or fabricate what exactly your ideas are.  Keep the peace pipe handy and be ready to share when you notice someone close who may need the extra pick-me-up.  However, when it comes to receiving news, especially if it’s not such great news, try to keep a clear mind.  Handle your business first and you will have plenty of time to unwind with some good friends and great bud.