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Aries Stoner Horoscope October

Usually known for blazin’ trails and burnin’ blunts, a leader in the stoner Zodiac, the stoner Aries can anticipate a more lighthearted period with their fellow tokin’ terrestrials. After the steady grind of a busy summer season, this may be a welcomed change of pace. Use meditative moments to ‘keep it real’ stoner Aries. Toke time to look inward, align those chakras, and find your zen. This will be the best way to keep it real with yourself, and keep it one hundred with the rest of your partners-in-chronic.

We cosmic travelers can all be moody creatures, especially during the changing of the seasons. The days are getting colder, and the sunlight fades sooner; these conditions can often entice us to burrow at home and resign ourselves to the confines of the couch. Not the stoner Aries! They can always find a way to cheer themselves up, or trick themselves into a better mood during moments tainted by internal negativity.

In October, it will be important to quickly address any negative moods, and deal with them head on. While it can be a tedious task, sometimes you just have to pick out the seeds and stems to get the greens to smoke a little better. You have it within your power to take a schwaggy situation and make it better. Lessons can be learned from facing adversity versus pushing it aside. Classic strains like Jack Herer and Purple Haze can help elevate mood, and inspire the creativity needed to suck it up, smoke one down, and get the job done.

Stoner Aries can be prone to questioning their own instincts. In the spirit of keeping it real, additional effort will be needed to dial-in the frequency of their third eye. Connectivity with the inner voice can be problematic. Fortunately, tokin their favorite fragrant strain, or ‘smokin that loud,’ can help tune out terrestrial noise; and amplify the airwaves of internal communication. Whether additional time is dedicated to solo meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb, the greatest growth and understanding will come from puff puff and passing time within the communal smoke circle.

At the end of the workday, it will be up to the stoner Aries to keep things fresh. A smooth ride can become complacent and boring if the scenery never changes. Find creativity within the workplace. Seeking insight with the sweet sensimilla can help expand the mind, and make it easier to view work dynamics from a new perspective. Formerly daunting to-dos will suddenly seem like a drop in the bucket when they are seen from a new, higher vantage point.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

Although temperatures are cooling, the stoner Aquarius’ spirit will be as lifted as ever. Throughout the month you can expect to soar! Flying higher than a kite, riding the supportive cosmic winds to new elevations. Keep in mind however, other stoner signs may have different influences impacting their lives; not everyone will be met with such good fortune in the second Fall month. Tread carefully and avoid unsolicited advice. Best intentions and desire to help can backfire, and be seen as invasive or critical. During these times, the best remedy is to be a friend with a packed bowl and open ears. Sometimes your presence and fresh nug is all that is needed to raise up downtrodden spirits.

The stoner Aquarius runs the risk of emotional breakdown if this advice is ignored . Your reaction to the struggles of a cannabis companion could cause a strong reaction from them, and the cycle continues until everyone is brought down to further lows. This downward spiral of expanding negativity could be avoided by simply invoking the power of the peace pipe. Allow everyone to tend to their own struggles. Instead of advice and instruction, light one up and puff puff pass through the rough times together.

Unfortunately, external actions do not always match with our inner workings stoner Aquarius. Internal insecurities can dampen positivity and passion if investments are not made into proper self care. Maintain upward momentum through a consistent routine of herbal meditations and marijuana musings. Find a hybrid strain close to 50/50, or one leaning a little heavier to Sativa. When you feel your mood dipping the Sativa attributes can help put the pep back in your step. If you feel like your head is too high in the clouds, the Indica influence can be the mellowing medicine needed to balance even the worst manic maladies.

Positive cosmic winds in October could provide the propellant to settle old scores with cannabis companions and loved ones, or even blaze new trails with the team at work. Communication and healing should be at the heart of emotional engagement. This doesn’t necessarily mean romantic emotions, but emotional intelligence and compassion will be the crux of long lasting partnerships. Just like a small seed needs to be planted in nutrient rich soil and tended to by many green thumbs, supporting each other creates a strong foundation for seemingly endless interpersonal and occupational growth.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Virgo the month will start with your head high in the clouds. However, your feet will be firmly grounded. You should be on maximum grind mode in the early days of September. Sunny afternoons should be spent soaking up, and smoking up the last days of summer. Toke time for musing with the marijuana crew, and conspiring with the cannabis cohorts. These social smoke sessions will help everyone view small terrestrial details from a wider, and higher perspective.

You can expect cannabis companions to come to you for advice in the first Fall month. Embrace the role of the ganja guru stoner Virgo. You appreciate that others seek your wisdom, and trust your guidance. Sharing kind words, and possibly tough love, in the early weeks of this period will be important. In the final weeks of the month, you will be the one who needs to rely on a helping hand. Just remember that sharing is caring, and it works both ways. At times it means puff, puff, passing those fresh and fragrant greens when things are going good; and to keep puffing-on to share in the struggle, and help each other rise above the hazy fray during tough times.

Work will be vigorous. But don’t worry, busy is how you like it. The month of September will be filled with hard work and strong investment into passionate projects. Although you work best alone, this month you may find friends and coworkers keeping up with your pace. Lean into any potentially beneficial collaborations, even if you have to feign enthusiasm. The returns on investments may surprise you.

Everything sounds great, right? Smoking and sharing the highs and lows with the cannabis crew on the weekends, and getting substantial work done while on the clock. The advice to go head first during the early weeks of the month should not be ignored. September 22 marks the autumnal equinox; the final day of summer and most importantly a drastic pivot point for the stoner Virgo. They will not disappear, but those good cosmic feelings might burn a little cooler. Those same wonderful creative projects can become burdened with deadlines and enthusiasm might wane. In the days after the equinox it is advised you don’t over toke, but select your sessions to relax for clarity. You can’t prevent the positive waves from the beginning of the month from crashing into confusion, but you can prepare. So, keep calm, stay strong, and smoke on, stoner Virgo.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus September could be called a tale of two phases. One phase you could imagine like that first high: A symphony of sound, vibrant and detailed, and the pressing urge to take in and devour everything around you. The second phase, might more closely resemble a bad trip: Difficult to relax, disorienting, and at times feeling like things are a little too real. In order to enjoy the excellent ups, and endure the daunting lows, you will have to pay close attention to your spiritual reserves, and be wise with your karmic credit. This means saving it up during the good times so you will have enough in the bank to cash in during more stressful times. There is little you can do to prevent the roller coaster of life from taking course. Ride all the twists and turns, and acknowledge the reality that what rises high, will eventually fall.

Stoner Taurus you can’t avoid times of folly. You can prepare for them by diving deep into the positive and fun times. When opportunity arises to hang out with your partners-in-chronic, be sure to put them in your pipe and smoke them up every chance you get. Especially in the first half of the month, you can expect security on the terrestrial plane. A pleasant normalcy and comfort-ability will permeate throughout daily life. You will have the freedom to spread those good ganja vibes. Roll ‘em up, and smoke ‘em down stoner Taurus. The cannabis crew is ready to make sure summer goes out in a blaze! The good times will be full and fruitful, even work will hum along at a pleasant pace; but remember, these feelings will not last forever.

Eventually, the sun will set on the smooth sailing days, making way for rougher waters. The secretive stoner Taurus may lose their ability to disguise emotions, and they will feel more vulnerable to the changing tides. Yes, this period may leave the stoner Taurus feeling raw, bare, and exposed to the harsh elements of the cosmos. But, fear not by bold stoner Bull. Call upon the positivity and passion you stock piled during the first half of the month to help you weather the coming storms. Toke time with the sacred herb to cope and soothe the nerves. Friends with weed are friends indeed. Sharing your favorite strains with your favorite cannabis companions will help you regain your balance until you are able to rely upon your own stoney sea-legs. The boat is going to rock sometimes stoner Taurus, you can’t help this. But, you can relax and enjoy the motion of the ocean. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see that the storm will eventually pass, and clear skies will shine on you again.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Strap in, load up, and blast off stoner Scorpio. The first Fall month could be a time of great growth and progress, but only if you toke time to cultivate this growth within your own volition. A cosmic opportunity presents itself this month. September is the optimal time for a deep exploratory dive into yourself. Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away the chaotic vibrations of the terrestrial world. Seek connection to your internal voice and guide.

Medicated internal voyages should not be viewed as sedentary monk-like meditations. Don’t be afraid to coordinate a passion project with this time to yourself. These internal dives will be beneficial, but be forewarned: Monitor your surroundings. Daydreaming while driving 70mph is not advisable.

Much like finding the time for solo sacred smoke sessions, proactive efforts may be required for social sacred experiments. Don’t get butt hurt if the canna-crew doesn’t reach out for puff puff passing enjoyment. Toke time to make the connection yourself. After the autumnal equinox of September 22nd, universal influence may shift. Seeking smoke circle companionship from the canna-crew will be required. Puff puff pass with cannabis cohorts to help balance yourself amidst a shifting emotional landscape. A group meditative smoke session may help bring down those barriers you have built. Combust the sacred herb and commiserate with your fellow terrestrial tokers.

Slow your roll in the workplace stoner Scorpio. There is plenty of time to get the task at hand accomplished. Quality and efficiency are a delicate balance to achieve. A work-centric solo smoke session should focus on positivity. Negative internal thoughts could create a frenzied rush to the finish line. A smoke session with the sacred herb will show there is no finish line to a job well done. Breathe, inhale, and proceed stoner Scorpio.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Sagittarius kick on back as the seasons change, September is sure to be a positive month. The current planetary alignment ensures social energy will be high. Be sure to avoid those sacred strains that make you paranoid within crowded spaces. Self confidence and sure footing will be required among fellow toking terrestrial astronauts in the first Fall month. But don’t over-do-it my bold Centaur; everything you have to offer within yourself is adequate for your cannabis crew. Be careful not to overcook self confidence relating to sensitive tokers within the smoke circle. You can be intimidating stoner Sagittarius. Keep the chill aspect of the grateful green in mind when surrounded by your canna-crew this month.

In the workplace a scatter-brained confusion could descend over the stoner Sagittarius. This won’t hamper your ability to accomplish the task at hand, but it may create a frustrating work environment. Keep the pipe at home. There is plenty of time for toking after the work day is done. Try to limit the hazy daydreams about after-work social plans. In the end, these daydreams may contribute to the sporadic nature of time on-the-clock. Work first. Toke second. You got this stoner Sagittarius.

You have been hard at work, nurturing the seeds of internal growth for quite some time. All this time feeding and sustaining internal growth for the purposes of harvesting fruitful rewards. You and your internal guide are the sacred cannabis plant bursting from the soil. September is the time to harvest the fruit of your effort stoner Sag. The key to cure this sacred harvest will be introspection. Toke time for internal reflection with the sacred herb. An epiphany of internal understanding awaits, so long as you have nurtured the sampling deep inside of yourself.

Enjoy the harvest stoner Sagittarius, but be forewarned: Do not seek recognition for your own internal harvest. This breakthrough will be entirely personal and without accolades. The general difficulty of September is the likelihood your internal mission will be the focus of your terrestrial adventure, even though you will experience adequate social opportunities. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for internal guidance and growth. Bask in the bountiful harvest you have cultivated in previous periods. But don’t count on back-pats and high-fives while you are trimming and curing the personal connection to your soul.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

The planets in September have aligned for great impact on most of the stoner star signs. But not the stoner Pisces. With no negative or positive universal impact in September, the stoner Fish will be able to swim through the stream of life under their own power with no help or hindrance from the cosmic current.

Relax, breathe, and inhale the sacred herb for guidance and connectivity to your inner self. There is no specific herbal strain prescription for September. However, you should stock your stash jar with multiple varieties of sacred strains. Think of your stash jar as a cosmic tool kit. The right tool is needed for specific tasks throughout the month. Hard work and a diligent attitude will be necessary during the first Fall month. Equally counter to the economic grind, will be periods of rest and recuperation. Hence, Sacred Sativa strains will help with focus and inspiration; whereas sacred Indica strains will assist in personal moments of deep thought and restful repair.

Time within the smoke circle is important to connect with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The smoke circle of life is connected by each person, puff puff passing to the left. Be cautious around the dreaded “camper” stoner Pisces. For the most part September will be a coordinated puff puff pass with your canna-crew, but there will be cannabis companions that need more of you than you ask of them. There may be a time when they camp on the bowl, and unleash their problems in your direction. You must remain balanced in the cordial cannabis connection with your smoke circle acquaintances. Do not lift the heavy burden of others. As you swim through the river of life, don’t get hooked by the negative bait!

Self care will be an important aspect to this period. However, don’t get self care confused with large expenditures. There are plenty of blissful relaxed excursions that don’t require monetary coin. Each person has their own way of finding connectivity with their internal guide. Seek out these moments to maintain a positive alignment. Whether you steal yourself away from the world with a home crafted hot yoga session, or you hunt on a hike for that rare smoke spot with a special canna-buddy, toke time for self in-between the diligent work marathons.

Didn’t you know stoner Pisces? September is the new fourth month of summer! Happy toking!

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Libra you have spent the summer on the road traveling countless miles. Whether these were literal miles on that much needed summer getaway, or spiritual advancement, you’ve covered a lot of ground. As the days transition toward autumn, you should know that the ride is far from over. However, the path will be a different one. In the previous phase you were the wild child, going where the wind took you, and indulging your wanderlust. In the current phase you will move forward with more direction, and with a specific destination in mind. Don’t worry though, stoner Libra, this doesn’t mean you have to sell out or settle down. September will be just as quirky as the early months of summer, and just as smokey. Instead of cannabis inspired cosmic voyages to nowhere in particular, your stoney adventures will be memorialized at your favorite smoke spots. Keep the wheels, and the greens, rolling stoner Libra, you are headed toward your next great adventure.

Smoke circle expansion is assured this period. Instead of bonding moments with the canna-crew, stoner Libras may find themselves sharing blissful moments, and big bong rips, with strangers. Of course, strangers can become acquaintances, and in time acquaintances may very well become close cannabis companions. Be generous with your thoughts and genuine with your heart stoner Libra. If you do, you will grow your smoke circle and subsequently your support system. This means you will have more people to lean on during the rough times, and to celebrate with during the good times. During these moments of great ganja with good people, you will be reminded of the sacred realization that we are all connected.

The autumnal equinox on the 22nd will mark a sharp planetary transition for the stoner Libra. The clouds will part, and your terrestrial mission among your smoke circle will achieve clarity. Those who know you will see your inner light shine through darkness as the month progresses. But, do not expect to be applauded by the rest of the stoner Zodiac. Other stoner signs may be going through their own transitions at this time of changing seasons, and not all of them for the better. Although your radiance will attract others to your presence, and perhaps even inspire them, remember you cannot fix things for everyone. Sometimes the best way to help, is to pull up a chair, be ready to listen with a packed bowl for two.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Leo even the fierce lion leader of the stoner zodiac sometimes needs to take a breather. Although your skin is thick, the busy summer season has left you feeling spread a little thin. As the calendar changes to September, you may find yourself wondering how you got here. Too many projects may require you to turn your attention in more directions than is reasonably possible. It’s okay, even for you, to take a break from the seemingly endless grind. Blow off some much needed steam by blowing out those smokey O’s. Toke time to prioritize your to-do list. Don’t abandon the goals and milestones you’ve been working towards; rather, relax and take a pause. Puff a few bowls of the grounding ganja, and rethink your plan of attack. Once the smoke clears, you will be refreshed and ready to charge ahead.

Be mindful of the fact that not everybody can be as happy-go-lucky as you stoner Leo. Take a step back, stoke a bowl, and seek understanding from a higher perspective. A few solo smoke sessions can give you the ten thousand foot view needed to better empathize with the struggles of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Sometimes all they need is a little space and a sympathetic ear. While this may not seem like the most exciting prospect, realize it isn’t asking much. It might sound like a big ask to be passive, but the reality is this: You can be a great canna-buddy by the simple act of being an active listener. By being there when your buds need a listening ear, the bonds which bind you with your cannabis companions will only grow stronger.

Stoner Leo you may be accustomed to constantly socializing with the pride. But, in September there is immense potential for personal growth from deep dives of introspection with the sacred herb. These contemplative meditative moments can ease the pressure of the work grind, and help you meet the needs of your own stoner tribe. Digging deep within yourself may be exactly what is required to rise above the perplexities of the period.

Whether or not you take a breather from the economic grind is ultimately up to you stoner Leo. But know there may be consequences if you don’t. An explosive emotional moment could erupt if you do not take the time to care for yourself. This may manifest physically as a cold, or the general feeling like your cosmic spacesuit is in need of repair. Be mindful, it could also occur as conflict between you and your cannabis companions. And those wounds can take much longer to heal.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

Where did the time go stoner Gemini? Work sometimes acts as a time travel device that catapults you into the future. Seasons change and you are left wondering, “Where did the time go?” Toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a catalyst for understanding this time machine conundrum. A well placed medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will connect you with your inner self. Deep internal contemplation with the sacred herb will reveal what is important within your cosmic mission on this terrestrial plane.

Block out negative or guilty thoughts stoner Gemini. Seeking clarity, and taking action are not selfish. There are plenty of times to match bowls with cannabis companions. There are also times to close the shades and spark up a solo session. As long as you are engaging your internal guide, these choices are yours to make without frivolous external concerns.

There is a light at the end of the bong stoner Gemini. You have been working so hard that time has drifted away unnoticed. September will mark a transition away from the economic grind, and into more personal concerns. Work will still be present, as we all must find our way in the gears of our economic system; but your head will escape being buried under the to-do list. Sacred smoke sessions will also transition during the month from coping tokes of relaxation, to inspirational adventures in the clouds.

Overall you might find this period coincides with the outdoor cycle of the sacred herb. You have put in a lot of hard work nurturing your plants. Losing track of time is natural as you complete all the tasks to help your ladies grow. Now that Fall is here, the time has come to harvest the rewards of your hard work. Pick, trim, and ignite the benefits of hard work stoner Gemini.

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