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Virgo Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Virgo the first spring month will bring a break in negative storm clouds brought by Mercury during 2019. The month should be positive and bright, but only for an attentive stoner Virgo. March will require a combination of already held talents, and newfound patience, to conquer important obstacles. Critical decisions must be assessed and contemplated, not tackled with instinct and brute force. Honest investigation must be made before trotting down chosen paths ahead.

Inhale, breathe in the sacred herb, and meditate on your strengths stoner Virgo. March will require a keen third eye to assess the actual and metaphorical landscape ahead. You are so good at trusting your intuition and gut instincts; but March will require more of you. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on patience and follow through. Your initial quick gut reaction could lead to your downfall. Look past the initial evidence. Rise high above the situation and seek alternative sources of information. Use your third eye to seek alternate perspectives.

The work and business sphere will be fairly straight forward this month. Tackling tasks is what you do right? However, be forewarned stoner Virgo: Solo attacks on problems won’t get the job done correctly. Seek consensus and group discussion from your amazing smoke circle surrounding you. Be sure to include your canna-crew in the process of obstacle resolution, and in your own personal conflicts. Smoke them out, and talk it out. Wonderfully creative solutions are sure to develop from a shared experience with the sacred herb.

The overall theme of the month certainly includes your personal sphere. Patience, follow through, and deeper thought will be required to receive the most from this dynamic and positive month. Toke time for self with the sacred herb when a personal puzzle becomes too complex. The answers and appropriate direction is there to be discovered with a little extra contemplation with our green goddess of understanding.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Taurus before you share the love, you must first turn your focus inward. Early in the month, give the necessary attention to align the Chakras, and awaken the third eye. This initial spiritual investment will have significant returns lasting throughout the remainder of the month. A crucial factor for the success this period will be confidence. Steer clear of sacred herbal strains that may assist paranoia. These will only perpetuate self doubt, and needless second guessing. Remember, regardless of how bumpy the ride gets, you got this stoner Taurus. Day to day situations and obstacles will be overcome with simple attentive stewardship. Stay on the grind, and when the going gets tough – light one up. Spring is a time to spark up your flower, and stop to smell the roses. Before you know it, summer will be upon us, and you’ll soon be burning bowls with your best buds at your favorite smoke spots!

Stay alert stoner Taurus! New smoke buddies and cannabis companions are highly likely in March. The first month of spring will provide sprouts that will soon become budding relationships. But, do not rely on new smoke circle acquaintances with material concerns. You should always be open and honest, but also selective with whom you share your inner insights. Don’t rush the growth of a new sprout! In time, new buds might become some of your most trusted cannabis confidants. Sometimes it is just a matter of time, so stay steady on a slow burn.

Keep the lines of communications clear and open this month. Strength in your values will be crucial for important matters; but you must also allow new information to change your perspective. Take time for solo smoke sessions during the month. These solo efforts will help keep you grounded, and ready to pivot if needed. Core values are important to help our roots grow deep and strong, but there is also wisdom in knowing when it is time to uproot ourselves, and sow new seeds.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Avoid grand or risky endeavors on the terrestrial plane in March. Don’t rush! Hasty errors will lead to more time fixing issues. Again, with your third eye open to detail, all work related tasks will be accomplished successfully. This is even more true for the home-life. As long as you stay attentive to the task at hand, you will inspire those around you to reach greater highs.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Scorpio fortunate positioning of celestial bodies predicts a positive first spring month. However, there is work to be done. Puff puff pass on generalizations. Not only is each stoner Scorpio unique, but each cosmic astronaut in their canna-crew is unique as well. March will bring positivity and opportunity, but the way to absorb and receive these benefits will depend solely on circumstance. Just chill, all guide posts will be revealed.

Inhale the sacred herb, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Personal situations will be unique in March. Each one will require the right amount of attention and perspective. Perhaps a cannabis companion needs a gentle push to get them going in the right direction. But a family member may need a kind hug, and patience to produce the same result. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open your third eye to a higher perspective. Each cannabis companion is unique, treat them as such.

The work sphere could be wrapped up in swirling winds of change in March. With cosmic support, this change will be positive. But great attention must be paid to the direction of these cosmic winds. Toke time with the sacred herb, and meditate on your internal desires. Getting in touch with your inner self will help navigate the changing landscape of your economic life. Self employed stoner Scorpios should be still, and assess opportunities as they come with a keen third eye on potential partnerships. Perhaps another person or entity offers the right tool to get the job done. Stoner Scorpios stuck in the economic grind should be more proactive, and seek a new position at work. New skill training or job swapping will reinforce your value to the system.

Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: Avoid heavy Indica strains that could place you in couch lock. The cosmic winds of change may come with a fortunate strength, but a negligent attitude could leave you outside the strong positive current.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Pisces the winds of change are coming. The cosmos will gift unexpected and out of your control change in March. It would be prudent to embark on a journey with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this meditative smoke session not only to release stress, but also to contemplate the self within. You must trust yourself during this period of time. Confidence and flexibility are essential to embrace the changes that are further on down the road.

You may not understand the rhyme or reason for this season of change, but with a positive and active approach, you can navigate these obscured paths. With a positive attitude and an honest effort, opaque clouds will clear to reveal positive progress. What may seem like a daunting challenge off in the distance could fill you with a sense of excitement the closer you get. The dark of night isn’t so scary when you look up and appreciate the dazzling display of the cosmos. And remember, no one said you had to climb those cliffs ahead when you were meant to fly. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for creative solutions.

The path may seem questionable at times. You may need to toke a moment with cannabis to gain a higher perspective. Settle yourself stoner Pisces, and clear any doubt. With a positive attitude and honest effort, the path may lead to an unexpected puzzle piece that fits in the larger plan of life! Like when you clean your stash drawer in prep to re-up, only to find unexpected nugs!

Mixing work and family should be avoided this month stoner Pisces. This can be accomplished with proper time management. If you’re trying to please both spheres at the same time, more than likely this will lead to failures in both. This isn’t to say that insight gained from one can’t be used to enhance the other, but multitasking between the spheres should be avoided. Go with your gut; trust your intuition to guide you smoothly ahead. Everything will be revealed by the end of the month. With carefully planned, positive, and active decision making, you’ll be singing in the rain with a skip in your step and a smile on your face.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Sagittarius the boisterous and shaky tribulations of last month are far behind you. The cosmic alignment for March supports positivity and progress. Early in the month, grab your favorite strain of the sacred herb, and toke a moment to appreciate the splendor of the universe. See our world high above the terrestrial plane and and celebrate your life, and role within it! Self love and self care are vital to keep your fire burning bright for the missions ahead! You are brilliant stoner Sagittarius, but not unless you see it.

Are you ready for progress this month stoner Sag? You better be because it’s happening! This period will be positively brimming with opportunity. Especially within your smoke circle and interacting with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. You aren’t the only star sign on a mission of progress. Remain active and vigilant in March. Look around! Your social sphere will be lit brighter than that magical marijuana bowl you are burning!

The first month of spring is a great time to take stock and inventory reserves. Planetary support will keep the mood bright among your canna-peers, but matters of finance cannot be pushed aside to future periods. Counteract any unease from unstable finances by taking an honest assessment of your current economic position. At the very least large purchases are just not in the cards right now.

Though what you may lack in financial backing, you can more than make up for with a creative and adventurous spirit stoner Sagittarius! Exploring our terrestrial plane with your canna-crew is typically of little to no cost. So grab your stash and gather your ganja crew for an expedition. Lead them into this wondrous world that’s all around us. Be bold stoner Sagittarius. Don’t fear independence! If you lead, others will follow you into greatness this March.

Libra Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Libra spring is upon us, and you are steady on your grind. While it is good to have a plan, you will get more accomplished by focusing on the tasks at hand. Someone once said, “The journey of a hundred blunts, begins with a single puff.” So puff puff away, and pay attention to what is immediately in front of you. Do not worry about what might lie down the road. In this case, tunnel vision can be a good thing. Short term task mastery will turn into lasting success, one win at a time.

Stoner Libra it is recommended you find a sweet Sativa, and stick with the same strain for the duration of the month. The uplifting qualities of the right Sativa will help to elevate your spirits, and inspire you to achieve at a higher level. It may take you a few days early in the month to find your groove, but rest assured you will find your stride, and maintain a healthy momentum through the remainder of the month.

At work and in business, be mindful of the details. The first spring month won’t be about planting seeds for the future, but instead cultivating current harvests, and finishing up existing projects. Check, and double check upon completing every task. You will have plenty of time to burn one down when you’re off-the-clock, so avoid smoking while you are in business mode. You want to have a clear mind when assessing the quality of your work so you do not have to reevaluate completed tasks.

While you cannot control external stimuli stoner Libra, you do have control over the vibes you emanate outward. During the month of March, it will be crucial for your personal well being that you take time for others. Whether it is time to toke or time to talk, there is a romantic partner or a family member who could benefit from your PMA: Positive Mental Attitude. It’s up to you to cultivate kindness. Sometimes they might need you to light one up, and share some kind bud. Other times, all you’ll have to do is listen, be patient, and simply be present. Regardless of how you commiserate with your cannabis companions, helping to uplift the spirits of others will be a sure path to internal happiness.

Leo Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Leo too much of a good thing can truly be a difficult proposition. March will shower you with options, choices, and opportunities. But this situation is not one where you can put a bucket out to collect the blessings for a future period. Instead the stoner Leo must step carefully and choose wisely during their travels. Avoid heavy smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Spending too much time in heady clouds could leave you stuck on the terrestrial plane. Think of cannabis in-line with the overabundance of choices you will face in March: Make strategic cannabis choices with solid information

This does not mean abstinence stoner Leo! Set aside solo time with the sacred herb. Possibly select an energetic and blissful Sativa strain to help you on your path. You will need your third eye wide open in the first spring month. With the abundance of opportunity, you must choose wisely. Assess each option, and seek understanding of the impact of the path laid out. Avoid stubbornness and confirmation bias stoner Leo. Assumptions of the past may need calibration based on new information. Keep an open mind and an open heart.

You have a great smoke circle stoner Leo. Be sure to keep the stash jar loaded. Help and consultation from your cannabis crew will assist you greatly in this frenetic period. Smoke them out, and allow them to help you out. The amazing power of a canna-crew will assist you greatly on various missions.

Take care of yourself during this busy time period. The dynamic month will require all of your energy and spirit. Perhaps a regiment of high CBD cannabis at night time will be the trick to unwind the busy mind, and assure a solid night sleep for the next day of busy task mastery. You got this stoner Leo. Up up and away you go!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March 2019

March may be one of the best periods of the year for the stoner Gemini. Mercury will take a smoke break from wrecking your flow. So light one up and get ready for the show.

This newfound cosmic support will directly affect your intuition and global perspective. Another way of saying it is your third eye will be wide open, and hopped up on celestial steroids. Toke time with the sacred herb. Medicated meditative smoke sessions in March will take you high above the terrestrial plane to see things from a broad perspective. This HIGHER perspective will help you achieve deeper understanding of the world, and fellow cosmic astronauts around you. All obstacles in March can be overcome with this deeper and broader understanding.

However, there is a caveat to this cosmic blessing: Don’t concentrate on the future! This period is about tackling one problem one step at a time. Stoner Gemini your amplified third eye will help you with current projects and challenges, not future achievements and obstacles. Stay grounded and present. If your third eye gaze wanders too far down the timeline of destiny, puff puff pass on the wonderment, and save yourself the anxiety.

Focus stoner Gemini. I already see you gazing into the future with a happy skip in your step. Even though the period is bright, work remains. Focus on self, now is the time to put the work in on self improvement missions. Before the full moon of the 20th, take a deep solo dive with the sacred herb. What do you want now! Perhaps this is the exact moment for new job prospects, or even the beginning of an entrepreneurial adventure. The universe has support for you stoner Gemini, but make sure to study your subject well. The best opportunity for success comes from a well informed terrestrial astronaut.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March 2019

The planetary alignment will be in good favor for the stoner Capricorn this March. You can expect the cosmos to be supportive in most situations, but not necessarily impactful. The stars can light your path, but not have a particular path laid out; you are ultimately responsible for all final decisions. Thus, everything in the end is up to you, not fate. Because of this, confidence will be crucial for a smooth and successful month. To ensure proper Chakra alignment, weekly meditative smoke sessions are highly recommended. Toking time to breathe in the sacred herb will provide a safe setting to help overcome fears and insecurities, which can cause self doubt. Working out the negative vibrations on the front end, will pave the way for greater positive decision making throughout the month.

Stay steadfast stoner Capricorn; you have everything it takes to progress already inside of you. Execution will rely upon your ability to stay steady on the grind. Do you have a side hustle? Perhaps there is a business idea you’ve been hesitant to pursue? With the changing season upon you, now is the time to spring into action. Whether it is revisiting past endeavors, or time to turn a passion into a lucrative business prospect, March is a great period for a potential small business start-up. Even If you feel like your confidence is lacking, it is a good time to take a chance on what makes you tick, and what makes you toke.

Whether you are a single stoner Capricorn, or one of two peas in a stoney pod, romantic decisions and desires should be solidly contemplated. You can avoid unnecessary entanglements and confrontations by fully examining the threads which tie you and others together. Every connection is a seed planted that can potentially blossom into a budding relationship, whether it be romantic or platonic. Avoid getting entangled in needless conflicts by giving the appropriate care and nutrients needed to nurture healthy growth. Invest your efforts into pulling up the weeds stoner Capricorn, and you will have more energy to invest into a greener garden.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Cancer it is true: Even the greatest garden grows from the tiniest of seeds. However, the first month of spring won’t be about sowing new sprouts, but instead nurturing your existing greens. In order to know where you are headed, it is important to know where you come from. While you do not want to live in the past, getting in touch with your roots will be a crucial prerequisite to future growth. Close friends and family should be the focus of attention and efforts in March. While it can be nice meeting new people and making new canna-companions, stoner Cancers should keep their smoke circle limited to familiar faces in March.

Deep rooted stoner Cancers should feel more secure mingling among their fellow bud-loving bees in the terrestrial hive. You and your canna-crew are sure to create a buzz among the stoner community. You will see that your optimism and good vibes are contagious! Get out there! Mix it up, and pollinate positivity to the wider budding world around you!

Stoner Cancer when it comes to your work sphere, be diligent and be deliberate. It is best to take your time, and ensure accurate execution in all your tasks. This month you will be successful in your undertakings if you follow the three A’s: Assess, Address, and Act. Be sure to gather all relevant information so you can thoroughly assess what needs to be done. Only then will you be able to address each aspect of a project and properly prepare. Lastly, you must act! A plan is only as successful as its implementation. Move forward confidently in your ability to produce results stoner Cancer. Potential allies in the workplace and new cannabis companions should be approached in a similar fashion – with positive and clear intentions. While it can be exciting tokin’ out with new acquaintances, be sure to let the smoke clear before establishing lasting connections.

Remember stoner Cancer, not all self discoveries come from quiet contemplative thought. This month, instead of a deep meditative personal dive into one’s self, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek personal progression in your surroundings and the magical marijuana community. Socializing with the swarm will lead to elevated adventures, and a higher hive consciousness.