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Gemini Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Gemini as we spring forward and race towards summer, you need to remember one thing:  Sometimes the best way to help others is by first helping yourself. Before you turn your focus outward, you must turn your third eye gaze inward.  Grab your favorite piece, light one up, and find your inner peace. Whether it is work or personal relationships, you cannot lead others to higher aspirations if you yourself don’t know where you are headed.  There may be setbacks and slow downs early in the month as you learn this lesson. However with proper preparations you will be able to build momentum, and achieve monumental progress.  

Don’t blink stoner Gemini.  Work life in April will be quite the ride!  We’re not talking about a leisurely, weekend space cruise, but a mile-a-minute, getting stuff done kind of pace.  Just remember, it is not always true that you only get one shot at success. You should not rely upon second chances, but rather, be ready if they do occur.  If you get a do-over, you will have the wisdom from prior attempts, and be better prepared to achieve the win. It all comes down to perseverance stoner Gemini. On the job, you will have those who look to you for a helping hand.  Whether it is a reassuring word, a pep talk, or a kind bowl shared between cannabis cohorts, you will be the pick-me-up that keeps the canna-crew on task at work.

You can help construct and contribute to the greater well being of your canna-fam, but know not everything will be within your control. The sooner you understand this, the sooner you will find your cosmic groove. Be the friend with kind buds and kind words!  Stoner Gemini use this time for positive influence, and avoid being indignant when things don’t go exactly as planned. Your favorite Indica dominant strain will help you to remain grounded, even when the daily grind threatens to shake free your roots.  

As long as you stick with it stoner Gemini, you will help create long lasting growth. This could mean deepened connections with recent cannabis comrades. It could mean a recent attraction becomes a longtime partner-in-chronic. There is no secret to these interpersonal successes. Keeping communication lines open means everyone knows that when they need a friend, or a friend with weed, they will have a friend in you, indeed.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Gemini sometimes in periods of calm universal influence, the main culprit of negativity can be ourselves.  The month of March will assuredly bring a still universal impact. This will create unrestricted freedom of movement on the terrestrial plane; but without care and concern this stagnant cosmic atmosphere can leave the Twin unfettered regarding self harm.

Ok stoner Gemini, maybe self harm is a hyperbolic turn of phrase.  Be sure to toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to focus on personal responsibility.  There will be numerous bear traps of drama and pitfalls of negativity plain to see as you travel the terrestrial plane in March.  So if these dangers are known and obvious, who’s fault is it if the trap is sprung or the pit is visited?

Creating your own negative downward spiral of despair is the risk of March, but there are benefits to a stagnant cosmic influence as well.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage your third eye to clearly see the obvious traps and pitfalls in your path. At the same time, you must use the inspiration and creative effects of the sacred herb to forge a path of least resistance to positive outcomes.  That’s a mouthful, but the stoner Twin will be traveling the terrestrial plane under their own cosmic power in March. Where you go is up to you, both physically and emotionally.

Toke time for the details stoner Gemini.  Relax, breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb.  So many details in life can pass us by when we are focused on the hustle and bustle of the economic grind.  A slower pace will reward the stoner vision of the Twin in March, especially before the New Moon on the 24th.  Toke time to contemplate what physical needs you have, that maybe you have neglected. Perhaps this is a few afternoon naps, or getting out to walk the dog consistently.  As you are powering your movement unencumbered from cosmic influence, be sure to toke time for self stoner Gemini.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope February

Alright stoner Gemini, the three horsemen of negativity have road on to influence other stoner star signs this month.  How did you do combating the waves of negative cosmic influence in January? Great, now forget about it! Battling stress and anxiety can be a mighty challenge.  Coming out the other side, there will be a tendency to relax, and fall into a spell of lethargy. But the February period is a time of great opportunity. Instead of battling cosmic demons, now your effort can be placed toward progress with cosmic support.

Get up and get moving stoner Gemini!  Allow yourself time early in the month to sink deep into a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Use this meditation as a cleansing of the battles waged in January. Perhaps even burn some sage during this medicated exercise to cleanse your physical space as well.  But once the deep thought and recognition of the January struggles has been completed, it is time to move into the new phase February represents.

February is marked by opportunity, positivity, and creativity.  Keep your stash jar loaded with your favorite Sativa strain. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to get up and get moving.  Universal support will favor action and creativity. Avoid couchlock and sedation as much as possible this month. If there are moments of malaise or flat spots of creative thinking, take your favorite bowl and hunt down a new smoke spot out in nature.  Bring a canna-buddy along for the quest. Surely this mission will inspire action and loosen the gears of creativity.

An important note about your canna-crew:  Your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will have their own unique cosmic influence.  Your newfound go-go mentality may leave them puzzled. There is no time to slow down for explanations stoner Gemini.  True canna-fam won’t hold you back, but instead will light one up to support you on your terrestrial adventure.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Gemini the dreaded three horsemen of negative cosmic influence will ride into your Zodiac house in January:  Anxiety, Stress, and Self Doubt. There you go, quick words like ripping off a bandaid. There are actions and remedies to help you navigate this dark path ahead.

First, there is a specific sacred herbal strain that can help with mood and positivity:  ACDC CBD Sativa Dominant Hybrid. This terpene saturated strain calms the nerves as it energizes the spirit.  Relaxing and soothing without a heavy head high. With the three horsemen of negativity surrounding you this month, it will be wise to stay out of your own head.  Instead, use the sacred herb’s medicinal qualities to settle the pangs of negativity, and energize you to move forward with positive progress. Certainly avoid heavy Indica strains that could leave you with couchlock, hold-up inside your head battling with the three horsemen all by yourself.

Another way to combat the depressive influence from your celestial position will be to get out among your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, and seek exciting adventures.  Light one up and visualize this stoner Gemini:  

When encountering a stiff wind, you can turn your back to it, and let it’s force propel you in the direction it wants to take you.  However, you can also plant a stiff foot, and face the gale head on. Make yourself small and cut through the wind, fighting against its force.  

Lean into the negative forces this month stoner Gemini, you can do it.

Enough of the doom and gloom right!  There are numerous opportunities for positivity in January stoner Gemini.  With that strong foot planted against the negative influence of the three horsemen, there will be moments of fun and excitement.  Especially for single stoner Twins. You have to put yourself out there stoner Gemini. Seek excitement. Seek companionship. Seek the things you are passionate about.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope December

As the old saying goes, “We get by with a little help from our friends.”  This month stoner Gemini, you are going to be that friend. Whether you are the friend with the kind bud, or kind words, you will be the helping hand of the cannabis crew this December.  Look back to where you started the year to where you are now. Your growth and progress is undeniable, and it is no wonder others will want to know your secret.  

While you will not have a magic wand to wave away their problems, you will be able to help many see through the smoke and mirrors.  Your advice will be sought, and in most cases set into motion. But, the truth is your big secret to success has been your unstoppable persistence.  You have not turned away from challenges, but have faced each obstacle full on. This determination is how you’ve been able to rise above, and will be the driving force in helping others do the same.  And of course, there will be plenty of opportunity to pass the pipe, and match bowls, while sharing in the trials and triumphs of your partners in chronic. 

Although you will be playing the role of ganja guru this holiday season, don’t think you have to do everything by yourself stoner Gemini.  This is especially relevant in the workplace where you should prepare for substantial challenges in the first weeks of the month. Don’t be discouraged.  While you may be facing an uphill climb, please know, you will not have to go at it alone. Your peers are willing, and more than capable, in assisting with the tough stuff; but only if you speak up.  Not every task will necessarily be a group project, but frequent brainstorming sessions will help establish game plans, and get everyone grooving to the same beat. There is one cautionary word stoner Gemini:  Whether or not you are employed in the cannabis industry, it is advised you keep work a smoke free zone. There will be plenty of time to light one up when off the clock. The demands of the job will best be met with a clear and focused mind.  And, if you’re skeptical, you can rest easy knowing the reward of roasting a fresh green bowl will be made all the sweeter after a long day’s work. 

Stoner Gemini you definitely don’t need others in order to smoke a bowl, but sharing is caring.  Be mindful of this as you say goodbye to 2019 and welcome in the new year, and the next chapter of your stoney adventure.  Remember you are in a unique position to help, so keep a keen third eye gaze for that cannabis companion, or a family member, who looks like they might be feeling a little low.  You may be just the friend with weed that they need, indeed.


Gemini Stoner Horoscope November

Buckle up stoner Gemini because old conflicts of the past, pushed out of sight and out of mind, will pop up again in November. And this time, the conflict must find a resolution. With keen herbally enhanced third eye clarity, and responsible impetus, the stoner Gemini should escape the final Fall month unharmed. Don’t run away from past conflicts as they crop up. With a decisive confidence in self, and diligent attention to new information, all problems have a solution.

Sacred herbal prescription for November: Sativa dominant hybrid. The sacred herb will act as an herbal assistant as you clean your closets. The clarity and energy of the Sativa strain will give great benefit in taking on difficult issues. And yet the Indica component of the hybrid will provide coping kindness to maintain grounded relentlessness while under constant issue assault.

After the full moon of November 12th, the relentless conflict resolution problem solving will be hot and heavy. Toke time to prepare yourself for the storm stoner Gemini. If you were to smoke the Indica species of the sacred herb, before the 12th would be the time. A deep medicated dive with the sacred herb in a quiet comfy place is necessary before the full moon of the 12th. This sacred herbal break from terrestrial stress could be the platform for mental preparation required for the storm of decision making ahead.

This storm of decision making will affect all spheres of life. At work, toke time with the sacred herb to think deeper than the next day of grinding. Soar high above the terrestrial plane, and view yourself, and your occupation from a higher perspective. A large decision will be required, but it will be up to you to ensure it is a well thought out decision. The current planetary alignment will also force action within the sphere of love. Stoner Gemini there is something you have been putting off for quite some time. Perhaps you were waiting for a clear road sign on the path of love. Not even the most connected third eye gaze will be able to decipher any signs directing you stoner Gemini. Perhaps with this issue, it may be time to put the pipe down, and come up with a sober solid plan of action. In most situations like this, the terrestrial astronaut already knows the decision, they’ve simply become used to delaying the launch countdown.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Gemini sometimes life happens to you, and sometimes you happen to life. There will always be those moments when you feel stuck in the grind: Like everything is out of your control, and you are helpless but to endure whatever the universe decides to dump on you. You can resign yourself to the couch smoking bowls until the clouds clear, and the storms pass. Or, you can light one up, and inspire the fire needed to burn through any obstacles in your way! It is up to you to decide which role you want to play stoner Gemini. You can be a passive observer, a silent member of the audience who is always left wondering what will happen next. Or, choose to be the star of the show, directly influencing outcomes, and impacting how your story unfolds.

The opportunity to show the power the stoner Gemini can exert onto the universe will present itself in October. That external prowess begins first from within. Creativity is key to molding and manifesting the positivity you want to see. Unlock this karmic potential with meditative smoke sessions early in the month. The sooner you find your center, and decide to be active in your pursuits, the greater control you will have over the final outcomes.

Stoner Gemini creativity doesn’t necessarily mean an art project. Instead, it could simply mean seeing life from a different perspective. The 30K foot high view will not only help you identify and avoid obstacles ahead, but you may discover new pathways unlocking opportunities and adventures.

Seek guidance within yourself through the sacred herb my lovely stoner twin. Embracing the sacred herb to invoke your third eye will widen perspective, and help peel away layers of confusion and conflict. This expansive sight will help you better empathize with those around you, and will contribute to a more productive work performance. Sitting back and sharing a bowl of sweet sinsemilla after punching out for the day can foster familiarity and ultimately a better understanding of your coworkers and cannabis companions. Seeing each other in more relaxed settings will help everyone to more fully understand their role within the larger team dynamic. A successful smoke circle can mean the difference between needless misunderstandings or enjoying the new fall season drama free.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

Where did the time go stoner Gemini? Work sometimes acts as a time travel device that catapults you into the future. Seasons change and you are left wondering, “Where did the time go?” Toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a catalyst for understanding this time machine conundrum. A well placed medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will connect you with your inner self. Deep internal contemplation with the sacred herb will reveal what is important within your cosmic mission on this terrestrial plane.

Block out negative or guilty thoughts stoner Gemini. Seeking clarity, and taking action are not selfish. There are plenty of times to match bowls with cannabis companions. There are also times to close the shades and spark up a solo session. As long as you are engaging your internal guide, these choices are yours to make without frivolous external concerns.

There is a light at the end of the bong stoner Gemini. You have been working so hard that time has drifted away unnoticed. September will mark a transition away from the economic grind, and into more personal concerns. Work will still be present, as we all must find our way in the gears of our economic system; but your head will escape being buried under the to-do list. Sacred smoke sessions will also transition during the month from coping tokes of relaxation, to inspirational adventures in the clouds.

Overall you might find this period coincides with the outdoor cycle of the sacred herb. You have put in a lot of hard work nurturing your plants. Losing track of time is natural as you complete all the tasks to help your ladies grow. Now that Fall is here, the time has come to harvest the rewards of your hard work. Pick, trim, and ignite the benefits of hard work stoner Gemini.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope August

First, stoner Gemini, the good news: The final summer month will be full of sunny days and memorable smoke sessions. Unfortunately, these uplifting moments will be contrasted by conflict avoidance and resolution. Toke time to remind yourself you can’t solve every problem all at once. Seek guidance from the sacred herb in moments of frustration. For every challenge there will be a fun distraction to keep your spirits high and mood chipper. This herbal respite will be a welcome defense against the terrestrial grind.

For sacred herbal remedies, there are two paths to pursue. Find a balanced hybrid you can enjoy the whole month through. Or, start your month with a sweet, sticky Sativa, and switch to a nice stoney Indica during the second half. August 15th brings the full moon. This is an important lunar phase for the stoner Gemini, as it will mark a succinct turning point. The full moon will transition phases between storming chaotic clouds, and sun-spattered green pastures. Going with the second option for herbal remedies means you will have the Sativa strains promoting high spirits while you navigate the hazy days of chaos. And, as the clouds part for clear skies, Indicas will help you regain your grounded good vibe.

After the full moon, a welcome pace of normalcy will come, but your energy will still be at full rev. Especially when the smoke clears, toke time to cool the jets and settle into your new-found peace. Meditative smoke sessions will be crucial for spiritual maintenance. They will sharpen your third eye clarity, and help you see where surgical attacks can ease unnecessary pressure. Honing the mind’s eye will help you identify what obstacles need your full effort, and others which should be quickly dismissed as frivolous, not worth the worry.

In the workplace: Allies will disappear and problems must be faced alone. But, you will have the energy to get the job done. In the personal realm: Problems could pop up like an annoying game of whack-a-mole. But with your chakras freshly aligned through herbal meditation, these issues will seem less daunting. Whether you meander aimlessly with your cannabis cohorts, or you medicate with purpose, rest and relaxation will be required in August. Get back to home projects, and where the heart is. This is where you will find healing for the soul stoner Gemini.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July 2019

Of all the monthly periods of 2019, July may be the one that comes the most natural to the stoner Gemini. Some of your most notable characteristics will be crucial in navigating the sporadic scenarios of summer. The best advice is to just be your standard, stony self: Adaptive, thoughtful and at times impulsive. Let’s add flexibility to the fine list of characteristics. Even some of the best sun-soaked plans could need remodeling at any moment. Whether it be a camping trip, or a getaway to your favorite secluded smoke spot, know your itinerary can change without prior notice. When this happens, remember to stay calm and smoke on stoner Gemini. You got this. Dramatic changes are likely in July, but there is no need to fear the unknown. Instead, roll up a fatty and run towards it! All requirements for coping, or dealing with the obstacles of change, will be within your stoner star sign’s repertoire.

The most dynamic actions will manifest within the personal sphere this month. You are surrounded by a plethora of pot-friendly peeps, each with their own story and inner workings. So many stars crossing can at first seem chaotic. But once the smoke clears, you will find you are all cannabis cosmonauts flying on the same terrestrial cruiser with more in common than conflicting.

If tensions do arise, do not shrink away from responsibility. Be active and participate in conflict resolution. The peace pipe should be clean and on standby. The stash jar should be well stocked. Sharing a bowl can mean so much more than simply ‘getting stoned.’ The sacred herb can be a catalyst for conversation, and a way to rise above the fray while keeping everyone grounded. An herbal assistant to help meet each other on the same level. Your natural individual characteristics will be your best asset in turning dynamic change and challenges into positive progress for the whole ganja loving group.

Stoner Gemini, with all that being said, you must travel through July with confidence in self. A medicated meditation with the sacred herb early in the month will bring about the positive shift in perspective. And be certain, there will be plenty to smile about. Your ability to zig and zag as the month twists and turns, will convert a wild ride into memorable cosmic road trip. Remember to take time to stop and smoke the flowers. It may be a long trek to the top of the mountain, but rest assured the view from ten thousand feet high will be breathtaking.