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Gemini Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Gemini July marks a period of freedom and rebirth, and it comes quick!  The themes of June carry forward into July as the universe is not finished with your internal closet cleaning, and smoke circle purging.

The 4th of July marks a clear line of progress where the internal analysis of June turns into action in July.  Toke time to puff puff pass on hesitation and insecurity.  Prepare yourself before the 4th with a solo smoke session to clear the air, and prepare the mind.  Last month we discussed how your tendency to morph into what you perceive others want you to be is toxic and unnecessary.  Did this ring true?  Did you toke time to notice who in the smoke circle truly knows you, and accepts the real you?  Final analysis must be completed before the fourth.

The American Independence Day does not mark just the birth of a nation this year, but also your own birth of freedom.  After the 4th, all this analysis and contemplation will turn into action.  It’s time to put away the masks you wear because of your own perception of how you are viewed by the canna-crew.  Breathe stoner Gemini, inhale the sacred herb, and allow yourself to be free.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst of confidence to find your own independence from the mirage of internal expectations.  You be you, and don’t let anyone, including yourself, stop you.

All of this self actualization of positive internal progress will spill over into the workplace in July.  And why not?  Be sure to check the mirror often stoner Gemini.  You will like what you see, and this boost of self esteem will have you winning at work.  July will be a great month to multitask smoke sessions with wellness initiatives.  Whether it be yoga or a brisk hike, take time for health during toke time in July.  

Look in the mirror stoner Gemini.  Smile.  Love who you see looking back at you.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June

Stoner Gemini June is a powerful month with a triad of cosmic conditions.  First, there is a lunar eclipse on the 5th.  Second, after June 18th your ruling planet Mercury plummets into retrograde.   And third, there is a solar eclipse on the 21st.  Wow, these all set up to create a hallucinogenic trip of cosmic ascendancy.

Chill stoner Gemini.  Keep your stash jar loaded, and your daily driver close at hand.  The swirling cosmic condition will create unbalanced footing on the terrestrial plain.  This means moments of exhilaration, and moments of insecure withdrawal.  As long as you stay calm, and puff on, you should be able to relish the triumphant times, and rise above all obstacles that blow you off course.

Do you feel like you aren’t really a part of the smoke circle stoner Gemini?  This lack of connection to your canna crew is not unusual for the stoner Twin.  The problem, and the answer might lie within you.  Do you mask who you truly are?  Are there times perhaps you hold back from your internal instincts?  These habits may be rewarded by the canna-crew, and thus become a habit.  100% stoner Gemini, any smoke circle that doesn’t accept you for who you truly are, isn’t worth puff puff passing with.  I realize this is much easier to type, than to implement.  Unfortunately this difficult internal conundrum will be highlighted within the planetary alignment of June.  There is no easy fix, but once you enact sacred meditations with this problem, the more likely you will be to overcome it.  You be you, and let the buds fall where they may.

Stoner Gemini your strengths and skills hide deep within.  June is an opportunity to search for these hidden talents that could become catalysts for progressive growth in future periods.  Toke time around the powerful cosmic events of June for solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  These meditative exercises will help balance your footing, and communicate with your internal drives.  In the end, what may seem like a challenging month, could very well be the moment that launches you toward future progress.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

Stoner Gemini growth can occur whether we’re ready for it or not.  As you proceed through the final days of Spring, you can expect to undergo a transcendental transformation.  Seeds you planted long ago, lying dormant for longer than expected, will begin sprouting in May.  The cosmos definitely has your back during this season of exceptional growth. With this planetary support, it will be all the more important you stay diligent when it comes to your own self-care.  Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty stoner Gemini.  A healthy crop does not happen by accident.  You will need to prune diligently and precisely.  While you might feel bare at first, cutting away so many branches, know what will regrow will be healthier, and heartier than ever before.

Those who are partnered with stoner Geminis are sure to notice the chronic-loving Twin emerge from their old shell, and are certain to like what they see.  Your aura will be undeniable this month, and particularly hard to resist stoner Gemini.  As long as you don’t let the attention go to your head, you will be a help and inspiration to those who cross your path.  Be a true friend indeed. And of course a friend with weed, to lovers and longtime partners-in-chronic alike.  Don’t discriminate, and be generous when it comes to sharing your recreational time.  Someday you might need someone to repay the favor, so remember to pay it forward now. 

Stoner Gemini you have been steady on the grind; giving your all to every undertaking in the workplace.  Trust that your persistence will pay off this month.  You are not usually one to seek approval or recognition when it comes to your work; however, the higher ups will take note of your accomplishments and your continuous efforts.  Whether it comes with a raise or a new title, you will have the opportunity to showcase all of your capabilities.  Because of this, it will be important to maintain a manageable balance between working hard, and taking time to unwind.  A balanced hybrid strain of the sacred herb will be the go-to herbal prescription for this month.  Something with enough Sativa to rejuvenate the senses, and an equal amount of Indica to keep the body grounded and relaxed.  As long as you keep to a consistent regimen of recreational healing time, you will always be ready for the next endeavor while on the clock.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April

Stoner Gemini as we spring forward and race towards summer, you need to remember one thing:  Sometimes the best way to help others is by first helping yourself. Before you turn your focus outward, you must turn your third eye gaze inward.  Grab your favorite piece, light one up, and find your inner peace. Whether it is work or personal relationships, you cannot lead others to higher aspirations if you yourself don’t know where you are headed.  There may be setbacks and slow downs early in the month as you learn this lesson. However with proper preparations you will be able to build momentum, and achieve monumental progress.  

Don’t blink stoner Gemini.  Work life in April will be quite the ride!  We’re not talking about a leisurely, weekend space cruise, but a mile-a-minute, getting stuff done kind of pace.  Just remember, it is not always true that you only get one shot at success. You should not rely upon second chances, but rather, be ready if they do occur.  If you get a do-over, you will have the wisdom from prior attempts, and be better prepared to achieve the win. It all comes down to perseverance stoner Gemini. On the job, you will have those who look to you for a helping hand.  Whether it is a reassuring word, a pep talk, or a kind bowl shared between cannabis cohorts, you will be the pick-me-up that keeps the canna-crew on task at work.

You can help construct and contribute to the greater well being of your canna-fam, but know not everything will be within your control. The sooner you understand this, the sooner you will find your cosmic groove. Be the friend with kind buds and kind words!  Stoner Gemini use this time for positive influence, and avoid being indignant when things don’t go exactly as planned. Your favorite Indica dominant strain will help you to remain grounded, even when the daily grind threatens to shake free your roots.  

As long as you stick with it stoner Gemini, you will help create long lasting growth. This could mean deepened connections with recent cannabis comrades. It could mean a recent attraction becomes a longtime partner-in-chronic. There is no secret to these interpersonal successes. Keeping communication lines open means everyone knows that when they need a friend, or a friend with weed, they will have a friend in you, indeed.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

Stoner Gemini sometimes in periods of calm universal influence, the main culprit of negativity can be ourselves.  The month of March will assuredly bring a still universal impact. This will create unrestricted freedom of movement on the terrestrial plane; but without care and concern this stagnant cosmic atmosphere can leave the Twin unfettered regarding self harm.

Ok stoner Gemini, maybe self harm is a hyperbolic turn of phrase.  Be sure to toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to focus on personal responsibility.  There will be numerous bear traps of drama and pitfalls of negativity plain to see as you travel the terrestrial plane in March.  So if these dangers are known and obvious, who’s fault is it if the trap is sprung or the pit is visited?

Creating your own negative downward spiral of despair is the risk of March, but there are benefits to a stagnant cosmic influence as well.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage your third eye to clearly see the obvious traps and pitfalls in your path. At the same time, you must use the inspiration and creative effects of the sacred herb to forge a path of least resistance to positive outcomes.  That’s a mouthful, but the stoner Twin will be traveling the terrestrial plane under their own cosmic power in March. Where you go is up to you, both physically and emotionally.

Toke time for the details stoner Gemini.  Relax, breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb.  So many details in life can pass us by when we are focused on the hustle and bustle of the economic grind.  A slower pace will reward the stoner vision of the Twin in March, especially before the New Moon on the 24th.  Toke time to contemplate what physical needs you have, that maybe you have neglected. Perhaps this is a few afternoon naps, or getting out to walk the dog consistently.  As you are powering your movement unencumbered from cosmic influence, be sure to toke time for self stoner Gemini.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope February

Alright stoner Gemini, the three horsemen of negativity have road on to influence other stoner star signs this month.  How did you do combating the waves of negative cosmic influence in January? Great, now forget about it! Battling stress and anxiety can be a mighty challenge.  Coming out the other side, there will be a tendency to relax, and fall into a spell of lethargy. But the February period is a time of great opportunity. Instead of battling cosmic demons, now your effort can be placed toward progress with cosmic support.

Get up and get moving stoner Gemini!  Allow yourself time early in the month to sink deep into a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Use this meditation as a cleansing of the battles waged in January. Perhaps even burn some sage during this medicated exercise to cleanse your physical space as well.  But once the deep thought and recognition of the January struggles has been completed, it is time to move into the new phase February represents.

February is marked by opportunity, positivity, and creativity.  Keep your stash jar loaded with your favorite Sativa strain. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to get up and get moving.  Universal support will favor action and creativity. Avoid couchlock and sedation as much as possible this month. If there are moments of malaise or flat spots of creative thinking, take your favorite bowl and hunt down a new smoke spot out in nature.  Bring a canna-buddy along for the quest. Surely this mission will inspire action and loosen the gears of creativity.

An important note about your canna-crew:  Your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will have their own unique cosmic influence.  Your newfound go-go mentality may leave them puzzled. There is no time to slow down for explanations stoner Gemini.  True canna-fam won’t hold you back, but instead will light one up to support you on your terrestrial adventure.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope January

Stoner Gemini the dreaded three horsemen of negative cosmic influence will ride into your Zodiac house in January:  Anxiety, Stress, and Self Doubt. There you go, quick words like ripping off a bandaid. There are actions and remedies to help you navigate this dark path ahead.

First, there is a specific sacred herbal strain that can help with mood and positivity:  ACDC CBD Sativa Dominant Hybrid. This terpene saturated strain calms the nerves as it energizes the spirit.  Relaxing and soothing without a heavy head high. With the three horsemen of negativity surrounding you this month, it will be wise to stay out of your own head.  Instead, use the sacred herb’s medicinal qualities to settle the pangs of negativity, and energize you to move forward with positive progress. Certainly avoid heavy Indica strains that could leave you with couchlock, hold-up inside your head battling with the three horsemen all by yourself.

Another way to combat the depressive influence from your celestial position will be to get out among your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, and seek exciting adventures.  Light one up and visualize this stoner Gemini:  

When encountering a stiff wind, you can turn your back to it, and let it’s force propel you in the direction it wants to take you.  However, you can also plant a stiff foot, and face the gale head on. Make yourself small and cut through the wind, fighting against its force.  

Lean into the negative forces this month stoner Gemini, you can do it.

Enough of the doom and gloom right!  There are numerous opportunities for positivity in January stoner Gemini.  With that strong foot planted against the negative influence of the three horsemen, there will be moments of fun and excitement.  Especially for single stoner Twins. You have to put yourself out there stoner Gemini. Seek excitement. Seek companionship. Seek the things you are passionate about.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope December

As the old saying goes, “We get by with a little help from our friends.”  This month stoner Gemini, you are going to be that friend. Whether you are the friend with the kind bud, or kind words, you will be the helping hand of the cannabis crew this December.  Look back to where you started the year to where you are now. Your growth and progress is undeniable, and it is no wonder others will want to know your secret.  

While you will not have a magic wand to wave away their problems, you will be able to help many see through the smoke and mirrors.  Your advice will be sought, and in most cases set into motion. But, the truth is your big secret to success has been your unstoppable persistence.  You have not turned away from challenges, but have faced each obstacle full on. This determination is how you’ve been able to rise above, and will be the driving force in helping others do the same.  And of course, there will be plenty of opportunity to pass the pipe, and match bowls, while sharing in the trials and triumphs of your partners in chronic. 

Although you will be playing the role of ganja guru this holiday season, don’t think you have to do everything by yourself stoner Gemini.  This is especially relevant in the workplace where you should prepare for substantial challenges in the first weeks of the month. Don’t be discouraged.  While you may be facing an uphill climb, please know, you will not have to go at it alone. Your peers are willing, and more than capable, in assisting with the tough stuff; but only if you speak up.  Not every task will necessarily be a group project, but frequent brainstorming sessions will help establish game plans, and get everyone grooving to the same beat. There is one cautionary word stoner Gemini:  Whether or not you are employed in the cannabis industry, it is advised you keep work a smoke free zone. There will be plenty of time to light one up when off the clock. The demands of the job will best be met with a clear and focused mind.  And, if you’re skeptical, you can rest easy knowing the reward of roasting a fresh green bowl will be made all the sweeter after a long day’s work. 

Stoner Gemini you definitely don’t need others in order to smoke a bowl, but sharing is caring.  Be mindful of this as you say goodbye to 2019 and welcome in the new year, and the next chapter of your stoney adventure.  Remember you are in a unique position to help, so keep a keen third eye gaze for that cannabis companion, or a family member, who looks like they might be feeling a little low.  You may be just the friend with weed that they need, indeed.


Gemini Stoner Horoscope November

Buckle up stoner Gemini because old conflicts of the past, pushed out of sight and out of mind, will pop up again in November. And this time, the conflict must find a resolution. With keen herbally enhanced third eye clarity, and responsible impetus, the stoner Gemini should escape the final Fall month unharmed. Don’t run away from past conflicts as they crop up. With a decisive confidence in self, and diligent attention to new information, all problems have a solution.

Sacred herbal prescription for November: Sativa dominant hybrid. The sacred herb will act as an herbal assistant as you clean your closets. The clarity and energy of the Sativa strain will give great benefit in taking on difficult issues. And yet the Indica component of the hybrid will provide coping kindness to maintain grounded relentlessness while under constant issue assault.

After the full moon of November 12th, the relentless conflict resolution problem solving will be hot and heavy. Toke time to prepare yourself for the storm stoner Gemini. If you were to smoke the Indica species of the sacred herb, before the 12th would be the time. A deep medicated dive with the sacred herb in a quiet comfy place is necessary before the full moon of the 12th. This sacred herbal break from terrestrial stress could be the platform for mental preparation required for the storm of decision making ahead.

This storm of decision making will affect all spheres of life. At work, toke time with the sacred herb to think deeper than the next day of grinding. Soar high above the terrestrial plane, and view yourself, and your occupation from a higher perspective. A large decision will be required, but it will be up to you to ensure it is a well thought out decision. The current planetary alignment will also force action within the sphere of love. Stoner Gemini there is something you have been putting off for quite some time. Perhaps you were waiting for a clear road sign on the path of love. Not even the most connected third eye gaze will be able to decipher any signs directing you stoner Gemini. Perhaps with this issue, it may be time to put the pipe down, and come up with a sober solid plan of action. In most situations like this, the terrestrial astronaut already knows the decision, they’ve simply become used to delaying the launch countdown.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Gemini sometimes life happens to you, and sometimes you happen to life. There will always be those moments when you feel stuck in the grind: Like everything is out of your control, and you are helpless but to endure whatever the universe decides to dump on you. You can resign yourself to the couch smoking bowls until the clouds clear, and the storms pass. Or, you can light one up, and inspire the fire needed to burn through any obstacles in your way! It is up to you to decide which role you want to play stoner Gemini. You can be a passive observer, a silent member of the audience who is always left wondering what will happen next. Or, choose to be the star of the show, directly influencing outcomes, and impacting how your story unfolds.

The opportunity to show the power the stoner Gemini can exert onto the universe will present itself in October. That external prowess begins first from within. Creativity is key to molding and manifesting the positivity you want to see. Unlock this karmic potential with meditative smoke sessions early in the month. The sooner you find your center, and decide to be active in your pursuits, the greater control you will have over the final outcomes.

Stoner Gemini creativity doesn’t necessarily mean an art project. Instead, it could simply mean seeing life from a different perspective. The 30K foot high view will not only help you identify and avoid obstacles ahead, but you may discover new pathways unlocking opportunities and adventures.

Seek guidance within yourself through the sacred herb my lovely stoner twin. Embracing the sacred herb to invoke your third eye will widen perspective, and help peel away layers of confusion and conflict. This expansive sight will help you better empathize with those around you, and will contribute to a more productive work performance. Sitting back and sharing a bowl of sweet sinsemilla after punching out for the day can foster familiarity and ultimately a better understanding of your coworkers and cannabis companions. Seeing each other in more relaxed settings will help everyone to more fully understand their role within the larger team dynamic. A successful smoke circle can mean the difference between needless misunderstandings or enjoying the new fall season drama free.