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Scorpio September 2018

It is true stoner Scorpio, you’ve been going hard since summer started. And, if you were to be honest with yourself, you’ve been on the grind for most of 2018. The constant forward momentum is finally catching up. In the first month of fall, you will feel torn between your brain and your heart. Your brain will tell you to slow down. Your heart will tell you to keep pushing. Realistically you should try to do both stoner Scorpio: The theme of September is balance.

If you’re in too great a hurry, you are likely to make unforced errors. You’ll end up spending more time fixing problems you could have easily avoided if you had been more thorough the first time around. On the other hand, you definitely want to keep busy and avoid couchlock. The goal is to be somewhere in the middle, Stoner Scorpio. Balanced like a well rolled joint: Burning slow and steady, but certain to get the job done. It is recommended you find a quality hybrid and stick with it this month. The Indica side can help relax and heal a worn down cosmic space suit, while the uplifting properties of the Sativa will be just what you need to maintain focus and keep your spirits high.

Work will be no less busy than it has been in recent months, but you are likely to encounter new problems. While you are capable to fix these issues, you must seek the help of some unlikely assistants. Instead of turning to your coworkers for help, you should enlist the brain power of your closest cannabis companions. That’s right stoner Scorpio, it’s time to order the pizza, roll up a fatty, and get to work. Although some call us lazy, one title you have to give herb smokers is creative. Your friends may not know all the ins and outs of your job, but they can analyze tough problems from a higher plain, and offer fresh takes from outside of the box.

When things have settled down at work, you can relax. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. You still have a little bit of summer left, so round up the smoke circle and make the most of it. Hit the trails, the beach, or just hit the bong from the comfort of your pad. At the end of a long day, nothing beats a fresh bowl of herb and time with your best buds.

Gemini September 2018

Stoner Gemini while other stoner zodiac signs are winding down after a long summer season, you are just getting started. The stars have few plans for you during the first month of harvest, which means you can pursue your goals without fear of external interference. This doesn’t mean September is slack-off season, rather you should expect full returns on all efforts you invest into turning those dreams into tangible results.

Cannabis can, and definitely should be a crucial component in expanding your creative capacities stoner Gemini. Who would have thought a bong rip could lead to a break through? Or, that smoking on sticky sativa would result in next level insights? As a ganja-loving Gemini, it is safe to say, “You did!” By embracing an alternative approach to commonplace problems, you set yourself apart and ahead of the pack. From this particular position, you will have a unique perspective to help tackle even the most unexpected obstacles with confidence and ease.

Although you are hustling hard to make the most of the remaining sunny days stoner Gemini, be sure you do not work away your last chance to chill out with all your partners in chronic. It will be crucial you maintain a good balance between work and home life. Although you may feel energetic and excited at the prospect of summer smoke sessions with the peeps, remember to pay attention to your personal needs. While it is always good to toke one with the crew, you will find it equally refreshing to pack a bowl and fly solo from time to time.

Take care of those nearest you this month stoner Gemini. Those who call you family know they can rely on you if they need. However, don’t forget to pay attention for opportunities for personal betterment. This includes the prospect of meeting that extra special someone who might just become your closest canna-companion. Not only single stoner Geminis, but this holds true for stoner Geminis who already have a partner-in-chronic. As long as you give equal effort to work and personal life, you can have the best of both worlds. Take care of business while on the clock, and make marijuana scented memories with the peeps at home.

Aquarius September 2018

Nothing can stop the motion of the sea stoner Aquarius. It is bigger than you and your circumstance. Sometimes the best remedy for when you are feeling seasick, from all of life’s ups and downs, is to stop fighting the waves, and just go with the flow. Throw yourself fully into the moments of exhilaration. During moments of doubt, remember everything will be alright. Just try to enjoy whatever the tides might bring, the highs and the lows. Because if you do, like the reassuring words from Modest Mouse, “And we’ll all float on okay. And we’ll all float on anyway.”

Give in stoner Aquarius. The first step to a successful first fall month is to give in to the whims of the universe and forsake all control. Enjoy the ride. You can’t fully appreciate the sweet Sativa without smoking some of the sour diesel. Just like you can never fully tame the ocean. What you can do is make sure your vessel is in the best shape possible, and that you have the supplies you need to ride out the storm.

Attempts to smooth out the waves or change the weather are useless. But you can have what you need to help you navigate the rough waters this September. Sticking with Sativas during the first half of the month will boost creativity and enhance your critical thinking. Its uplifting properties will keep your spirits higher until you make it through to smoother waters. You will need this mindset during the toughest part of your September voyage.

Your trust and optimism in what the stars have in store for you is why you will make it back to dry land. There you will find peace in familiar surroundings. Pack your peace pipe; this time with your favorite Indica strain. Bundle up with a blanket and the bong, and settle in for a solo smoke session. Use this down time to ground yourself, to rest, and to organize your thoughts of lessons learned from the cosmic voyage. Before you know it, you will be charting course and embarking on your next adventure.

Taurus September 2018

Stoner Taurus the month of September will lack dynamic influence from the cosmos. Celestial bodies have configured in such a way that Taurians will not have negative influence from the universe, great! But in the same respect, this unique configuration leaves the Taurus without a positive influence as well. This goes a long way to simply say that Taurians must rely on their own momentum to reach positive ground. Seek balance and coordination from your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. As you forge your own path through the haze of smoke clouds, each step and direction must be contemplated with as much regard as you select your cannabis.

The stagnation of celestial influence means you are responsible for your direction, but also for your own protection. For this reason I urge you stoner Taurus to measure your words and actions with care and contemplation. Seek trusted cannabuddies to travel with you on your September journey. It will be important to avoid conflict and emotionally weighted situations. Missteps, aggressive conflict, and short sighted decisions could lead to a spiral of disappointment. Travel with your third eye wide open no matter the circumstance this month stoner Taurus.

As a fortunate balance to this delicate period, the work sphere should be straightforward and uneventful. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, events should unfold as expected in the workplace.

With such a treacherous landscape it is advised to take a passive planning strategy to the first month of fall. Just because big events aren’t expected in the work sphere this month doesn’t mean you can’t instigate positive motion for future time periods. Toke time for a solo creative medicated smoke session. The type of sesh where the blinds are closed, the phone is off, and all your favorite inspiring munchies are at the ready. Take advantage of every opportunity to seal yourself away from the world, and work on your passion projects. Work planning, small business planning, art projects, and or social community projects are great examples of internal inspiration you may find alone or in a tight smoke circle, but saved for future periods to expose to the world. Stagnation of cosmic influence does not equate to personal complacency stoner Taurus.

Leo September 2018

Stoner Leo planetary influences are pushing you out of your comfort zone. You are the Lion of the stoner pride, and with this you can be described as unapologetically selfish. The first month of fall will require that quality to be diminished. No apologies will be necessary, but contemplative and controlled self awareness will be required. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Avoid a deep dive that analyzes your inner nature, but instead seek expansive enlightenment from your cosmic guides. Steering your behavior away from your nature is a difficult proposition; medicated contemplative guidance will assist in opening yourself up to your cannabis companions.

Teamwork is the work-around! Cooperation and collaboration is the key. Yes you may think your rolling technique is the best my lovely lion, but sometimes allowing a cannabis companion to give you a lesson with your full attention will strengthen bonds beyond the immediate situation. This new direction will benefit you in problem solving. So often you put your head down and go at problems alone. A collaborative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will guide your awkward cooperative travels. This month you will need the advice and effort of your smoke circle to solve problems that pop up like weeds along your path. Be forewarned stoner Leo: Cooperation and collaboration are great, but all this teamwork must come from a prioritized list of your creation. Perhaps we found a bit of selfish manipulation this month after all.

The theme of collaboration follows into the sphere of love for the stoner Leo. Single Leos should surround themselves with fellow cosmic astronauts. Adventure, fun, and new smoke circle acquaintances will come from group missions out onto the terrestrial plane. Leos with a partner in chronic should heed the guidance of the cosmos, and open themselves up for advice and direction. Remember stoner Leo, this time period is one of hundreds in your life, bending and experimenting now doesn’t create a rule or tradition for the future. Trust your partner in chronic, and enjoy the ride.

Sagittarius September 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, although summer is winding down, you should expect the first month of fall to be nothing but blue skies. Better yet, the universe is not plotting your sinister demise. This means you won’t have to watch your back. You can focus one hundred percent on the road ahead. Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius, avoid hitting the autopilot feature on your cosmic spacesuit. You will be successful in all your undertakings, as long as you remain focused and willing to adapt to changing circumstances.

This September, stay busy and stay lifted. You will encounter moments when the effects of the daily grind are more noticeable. This is when you need to pause and inhale deeply. Take the time to roll one up. Toke on it and think on it stoner Sag. You should not expect anything above what you can handle this month. But, good friends and great buds are there for a reason. Don’t be afraid to call on both when you need a little extra help getting by.

At work you will maintain your competitive advantage, simply by paying attention to what the situation requires. Success doesn’t always mean to be the fastest or the strongest. Sometimes the best method for tackling projects is to first develop the necessary strategy. Then discover the most efficient approach. And finally to implement the plan of attack. It will be important for everyone you work with to be working toward the same goal. Toke time early in the month for group brainstorming sessions. Make these medicated smoke sessions if you are fortunate enough to roast bowls with your coworkers.

When it comes to the personal sphere, you can expect a time of great peace and well being. Everyone in your inner smoke circle will have minimal personal obstacles, which means more time for bong rips and pursuing their bliss. Sometimes the best way to avoid getting down is to get up and get out. Gather up the cannabis companions, grab the necessary smoking supplies, and get back to nature. Just because the seasons are changing, doesn’t mean your summer fun has to be over! You still have time to visit your favorite smoke spot for some highly needed outdoor adventure.

Capricorn August 2018

Stoner Capricorn the final summer month will require patience and a firm grasp of your limitations. Cosmic influences will be flip-flopped in August. This reversal of support might leave you upside down at times during the month. The sacred herb can be used to soothe and calm these moments of anxiety. In the end, this flip-flopped reversal of cosmic support could bring unexpected positive aspects to your personal sphere.

It will be better to become a fly on the wall at work this month stoner Capricorn. Knowledge and progress can be gained through observation. Apply a deep Indica strain to the situation. Viewing your work sphere from a contemplative perspective will provide the key to breakthroughs in future time periods. Perspective is the operating word here. By floating high above the work sphere you may see obstacles from a different vantage point. In the end, the practice of observation will help you work smarter not harder.

Adventures in love promise to be dynamic for single Capricorns in August. Humans will float in and out of your personal sphere like beautiful butterflies. Success with these fluttering and flirting new acquaintances only hinges on what lies within you my lovely stoner Capricorn. Be true to yourself and your inner voice. Everything will work out. Puff puff pass the stress, pressure, and expectations. Enjoy the moments dancing with these butterflies. Even if the song ends and your smoke circle runs dry, be sure to savor those moments of excitement. For stoner Capricorn’s lucky in love, the situation will be much more grounded. Toke time to recognize the ally-ship you enjoy in life. It is this companionship and foundation that will benefit you through emotional stability and advice. Share an herbal medible with your companion and enjoy the sparks of communication and fellowship that result.

Aquarius August 2018

You have been grinding for a long time, Stoner Aquarius, and you will soon see the fruit from all your labor. The seeds you planted long ago, with a little extra help from the summer sun, will be ready to harvest soon enough. While others are short sighted and only look for instant gratification, you see the bigger picture. Because of your patience and diligence, you may have to wait a little longer than some to see your plans in full bloom, but you can be confident the payoff will be more than worth it.

While we can all agree: “Green is good.” This August, it will be better to stick with the simple motto: “Sharing is caring.” It is true it was your hard work and efforts which helped you achieve this current period of personal prosperity and success. However, you will benefit even more during this time of great growth and gain if you spread some of your good juju to your closest buds. After all, what’s better than a freshly packed bowl? Well, getting to share it with a friend of course.

Keep the good greens and the good vibes flowing Stoner Aquarius. This might require a little extra effort on your part during certain times this month. Others might be suspect of your generous actions, but remember there will always be critics. Your job is to remain kind, candid, and ready with some sticky bud when you or your closest cannabis companions need to chill out. With the help of a couple puffs from the sacred herb, when you find critics taking low blows, you can always rise above with a little help from your friends.

Stoner Aquarius know whatever you set your sights on, you can achieve it by just being you. You don’t have to pretend to be anything other than what you want to be, or do what you want to do. Whether you have your heart set on attracting the attention of that special stoner someone, or just want to strengthen your current relationship, you will succeed because of your honest efforts and persistent efforts. Once you figure out where you are headed, you will have plenty around you to join you on your stony adventures.

Taurus August 2018

Stoner Taurus this August may be a good time to put the pipe down. Or rather, do your best to avoid couch-lock. You have the opportunity to make substantial advancements in both the personal and work spheres as long as you take the necessary actions to do so. No one is saying to completely avoid the sacred herb. Instead, harness its inspirational effects wisely.

Some of the obstacles in the final summer month will seem quite daunting at first glance. But, with a little creative thinking, you can break down large goals into smaller more manageable tasks. As long as you have a clear and defined game-plan, you will be nearly unstoppable. The key to success this month will be confidence stoner Taurus. There may be some challenges that appear almost impossible, but if you stick with the ‘make-it-smaller’ approach, you will be able to look back and wonder why you ever worried in the first place.

You should be confidant, Stoner Taurus, and for good reason! Celestial bodies are aligned and energy is flowing at maximum efficiency. Be bold when it comes to taking on leadership roles at work. Your peers are sure to notice your positive energy, and they will gladly offer support for your plans and visions. Now is the time to take chances! This does not mean you should be reckless, but rather know that unconventional approaches are much more likely to be successful during this period. Your accomplishments and efforts are sure to be noticed by the higher-ups at work. This might be just the attention needed to turn your current job into a career. Once you have fully embarked upon your path to the next level, you can take the time to take it down a notch. Spark up a celebratory bowl and enjoy unwinding with your favorite strain and favorite buds. Go make it happen stoner Taurus.

Taking chances applies to the realm of relationships too; perhaps even more so than work. As before, you have found a wonderful personal groove, and a new level of personal insight. This means you are deeply aware of what it is you want. With this expanded knowledge, pursue developing these deeper connections with your special cannabis companion. This might be your current partner, or one you will soon meet. Just know whomever you find to share that special bowl with, they should appreciate it as much as you do. Together you are sure to grow one chronic companionship, making others jealous of just how fire you two really are.

Aries August 2018

Stoner Aries the stars have aligned in the final summer month to bless you with a psychic understanding of situations and opportunities surrounding you. Don’t think of this power as super-stoner psychic skills, but more like a finely tuned third eye vision. Nothing can sneak up on you in August! But to use this cosmic tool you must remain true to yourself and take care of your cosmic space suit. Confident, not cocky stoner Aries.

It’s time for the hard work and preparations of the past to come to fruition. The seeds planted long ago will now bear the sweet flowering fruit of your nurturing. Could this be professional advancement, or a new business adventure? Only you know stoner Aries because it will only come from the seeds planted in previous periods. Without the seeds of projects, ideas, or inspiration planted in the past, you will not have a positive garden of change to tend to in August. However, do not despair; this period is full of cosmic support even without preparations from the past. Learn from your mistakes! Pay close attention now more than ever to take advantage of opportunities and even plant new seeds for the future. With diligence now you will not miss out again on such a bountiful harvest of cosmic support.

Trust yourself and the blessings of the universe. Such a positive celestial position will be sure to offer many opportunities of companionship. However, be forewarned stoner Aries: These opportunities all come with responsibility. Do not receive blessings from the cosmos blindly without contemplation. Look at it this way: You always carry a pipe and a lighter for a stony adventure. Be sure to find the same preparedness for romantic encounters.

Enjoy the blessed time period stoner Aries. Be sure to stay hydrated and pack plenty of green for the road. If you question if something is too dangerous or risky, it probably is!