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Virgo October 2018

The month of October will bring out the most Virgo-like qualities in you. Your attention to detail will prove to be of great assistance to you during this time. Plan execution and task mastery will be at an ultimate peak, but be wary of potential buzz kills trying to crash your productivity party.

In your professional life, it is likely that you will have to call on outside sources for assistance dealing with issues outside of your expertise. Be forewarned stoner Virgo, there are challenges to this necessary reliance. Fact check to make sure that you are not receiving bunk information, and purge out anyone who may be taking advantage or mooching off of your hard work. Diligence, confidence, and awareness will be the keys to a kush month for you. The current planetary alignment is pushing you into a planning phase. Although big accomplishments will not come this month, now is the time to lay the building blocks for future success. Don’t let a few uncomfortable circumstances allow your mental cherry to burn out. You’ve got this!

Your personal life is in need of a good detox this month. This does not mean that you need to lay the pipe down for good, but rather don’t get so caught up in a smoky haze. October smoke clouds could obscure obstacles in your path. It is important to routinely assess your cosmic wavelength and emotional karma. Honesty is key.

Take a microscopic look at those in your smoke circle. Are these healthy relationships? Do they treat you like a smoke buddy, or a bag of schwag? Have you been treating them like the good bud they are? Now might not be the most idealistic time to try to calibrate the scales of friendship, but with a reflective step back you might notice that there are some toxic relationships clogging up your pipe.

Taurus October 2018

Stoner Taurus you might find that October brings a little pep to your step! You’ve made it over challenges and through periods of lower celestial energy, to the here and now. In this moment, the best wisdom to take away is to use this period to solve existing problems and tackle current obstacles despite the pull of a blazing hot cosmic wind at your back. Are you feeling a spark of excitement in your chest? You should be excited, October is going to be lit.

Speaking of lit! Toke a moment to appreciate your cosmic situation from high above the terrestrial plane. Perhaps voyage with a fellow cannabis companion. Not only would it be advantageous to view your current obstacles from HIGH above, but an outside perspective could help you find your way forward.

The work sphere will be simple enough this month, but simple doesn’t always mean easy. You can channel that high cosmic energy level into hitting the ground running. Hard work and problem solving will be the best approach this month, right from the start.

Stoner Taurus don’t look now, but your personal sphere is on fire! Not literally, you don’t need to rush off for a fire extinguisher. But you will light up the night because October promises to be straight fire. The fire to come depends on the integrity of your past intentions, decisions, and actions. With the best intentions and most honest decisions behind you, the universe will reward you with all the delights available on our terrestrial sphere. However, be mindful not to rush into love. As with every journey in life, rushing can result in a bad trip.

For the stoner Taurus lucky in love, you will find it very wise to seek compromise in conflict. Otherwise you might find putting your foot down with demands, could leave that foot injured. I suggest rather than jeopardizing your digits, spend time on a passion project. Conflict avoidance mixed with an enjoyable experience, perfect!

Sagittarius October 2018

Stoner Sagittarius to make October a fun and fruitful month, the recipe is simple: Keep it moving and keep it positive. The energy we send out into the universe ultimately returns to its source. Stay in Karma’s good graces by doing your part to pay forward any and all good vibes that come your way.

Although the trees are shedding their leaves and growth is slowing down outside, it doesn’t mean your personal growth should be any less than it was during the summer months. You can find inspiration in the most unexpected places stoner Sagittarius. Whether you get that sudden spark while lighting one up with the crew, or while looking inward during a solo meditative smoke session, be mindful of when creativity is at its peak. If you harness this energy and focus it towards self improvement, you will surprise even yourself as to how much progress you can make towards your highest goals.

At work, the sacred herb and creative problem solving will go hand in hand. This doesn’t mean you should be burning all your buds while on the clock. Rather any time spent with the sacred herb will carry over the benefits to getting the job done in new and innovative ways. Use this forward momentum to advance your current skills or learn new ones. Getting cross trained in other aspects in the workplace, especially those not immediately related to your specific job description, will give you a competitive advantage and better opportunity for advancement.

While you should prepare yourself to grind hard when it comes to official work business, you can expect homelife to be a peaceful counterbalance. Kick off the shoes and pack a fresh bowl stoner Sagittarius, you’ve earned it! As long as you don’t try to make waves, the month should be mostly smooth sailing. If any conflicts do arise, you can resolve them quickly with a little blunt talking; that is, pass the peace pipe and share your thoughts. The problem will seem much smaller from a higher vantage point.

Don’t limit your creative endeavors and learning to the workplace. Spend time enjoying your hobbies, or finding new ones. Whether your favorite activity is cooking, exercising, hiking, or simply smoking some kind bud with those in your cannabis-crew, make the most of this prosperous time by doing what you love.

Leo October 2018

Stoner Leo you can expect to make great progress towards achieving long standing and lofty goals this month. Although this is good news and should be an additional motivator for you to keep your grind strong, it comes with cautionary advice: Be steadfast, but do not be stubborn! Sometimes the stars have great plans for us, but this can mean destiny is not necessarily within our control. So, be flexible and remain confident. Do not be discouraged by the notion that the stars have bigger plans for you. As long as you put in the work and are ready for the adventure, you will be happy with the results.

Think of October like a well rolled joint. If done correctly, you’ll eventually achieve the desired effects at a steady and slow burning pace. Plant your seeds early in the month. If you do, you will watch seemingly tiny, unimpressive seeds transform into budding flowers. Just like you would attend to a garden, be sure to nurture your mind, body, and spirit so you can flourish and experience positive growth.

It is easy to enjoy the beauty of a flower in full bloom. But, it can be less exciting putting in the work during vegetative states. Don’t be afraid to get those hands dirty stoner Leo. It can be hard work to stay positive when the atmosphere feels stagnate. Progress comes in phases. Remain optimistic during the slower moments, and you will get to enjoy all of the positive fruits of your labor later in the month.

In the workplace, remember you do not have to take on every obstacle by yourself. This period is not the time to outshine or outperform coworkers. No one benefits from others looking bad. Collaboration will be the key to a successful work dynamic. Perhaps you could use a little help from the peace pipe packed with a bit of freshly ground sacred herb. Consult one another when big decisions need to be made. There is nothing wrong with the team taking time for a little herbal meditation when the stakes are especially high.

There are likely to be a few surprises on the homefront this month. They will be positive as long as you view them in a positive light. Just light one up and enjoy the ride stoner Leo. If you pay attention to your surroundings, the universe will reveal the path you are meant to follow; and rest assured it is positively enlightening.

Gemini October 2018

Stoner Gemini the highlights and excitement of October will be contrasted with serious work and decisions. Like a smoke circle with two bowls rotating opposite directions, your attention will be needed in many areas at the same time. The tricky nature of the cosmic support for this fall month will require some canna-creative thinking on your part. Do not try to solve all problems or jump all obstacles at the same time this month. This cosmic trap will lead backward fixing issues instead of forward building positive momentum.

Seek guidance from the sacred herb to ignite your creativity. It will be up to the stoner Gemini to initiate a newfound spark into the work engine to keep positive momentum. This does not necessarily mean you need to take action with productivity or ambition. Sometimes a simple, yet creative, addition to the workplace can transform the mundane into a passionate endeavor. This positive change could be as simple as a new morning yoga routine, team building lunch, or a brainstorming smoke session with teammates. Perhaps an herbal inspired idea will be the catalyst for positive momentum at work.

On a personal level, October may prove to be emotionally challenging for the stoner Gemini. It is best to take the high road when presented with any conflict. Seek no war and avoid drama with cannabis companions. Let the issues of others puff, puff, pass you by. Not all conflicts within the smoke circle need you to “throw down” your input.

October may require the attention of both twins for the stoner Gemini. At times you may feel like you are being pulled in many different directions. Breathe, inhale, and let it be. You can only take one hit at a time. Find herbal inspiration when dealing with overwhelming situations. Again, creative solutions could save your grass this month. Toke time to yourself, and look to your best buds for any needed stress relief.

Capricorn October 2018

Stoner Capricorn ….. You got this! While others are hunkering down for the cold weather of the fall season, you are still pushing to make the most of the shrinking days of sunlight. Trust in yourself stoner Capricorn. Trust you will have the juju to make it through even the most hazy weather. Enjoy the sacred herb when you can, there should be plenty of opportunity to do so. But be ready to grind hard when the smoke clouds clear.

Trust your instincts! You’re in the zone, and your positivity is sure to be passed around in your smoke circle. Your chakras are aligned and the stars have your back. Be confident in your assessments of what each situation requires of you. As long as you are willing to put in the work, you will continue to see positive returns on your investment. Just be sure to make time for those much needed meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Although you may feel like you are on cloud nine, it will take a little bit of herbal inspiration to keep those spirits high.

When it comes to the work sphere, stick to the plan stoner Capricorn. You have spent the summer months preparing for the down times, but in reality there is nothing slower about the fall season. All energy should be spent on solving anticipated problems, not dwelling on them. As long as you implement your efforts into creating solutions, you will be able to make it back to the intended path of prosperity.

While the best advice is to trust your gut response, be sure you give each situation thorough consideration. Confidence is key, stoner Capricorn, but arrogance could be your downfall when it comes to cannabis companions. Remember to stay humble, but keep that sticky green at the ready. It will help you stay grounded. It’s okay to keep our head in the clouds; it’s how we keep our dreams alive. But you will go further if you remain steadfast and focused on the journey ahead.

Cancer October 2018

From last month’s endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They’ve slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have potential for great change and impact. Will you find a new direction, a new outlook, a new goal? How you play your hand is as always up to you, the crafty stoner crab.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere is expected to change this month. It does not matter if you planned for these changes. Toking a moment for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb can widen your cone of perception. Find ways to be yourself within the confines of the terrestrial plain. Be the agile crab zigzagging up the best path on the wave-whipped rocky shores of life. Opportunities will present themselves, and some will be more tempting than others. Ensure you truly know what you’re landing on before you jump. Being washed back out with the cold pull of the tide, and losing progress isn’t something anyone enjoys. Be cognizant of time, passion, and people needed for larger opportunities. Be confident! You can do this, stoner Cancer. Recall back to your first toke if you will. As with all things, it tokes practice to make the master.

Expect a rush in the personal sphere, and perhaps fetch a pail. Despite the negative connotation of, “When it rains it pours,” you’ll like this rain. For the single Cancers, be sure to set out your pots and pans. In October you will find the possibility of new cannabis companions that could light the fuse that blasts open your new path.

Don your thinking cap this month, stoner Cancer. Fly high above the terrestrial plain with cannabis infused rocket fuel. This broader perspective will help you navigate your path in October.

Aries October 2018

Stoner Aries October may feel as if you’ve finally exited the rat race only to be unceremoniously dropped into an episode of the Twilight Zone. There may be very strange days ahead for you in this period of finicky cosmic winds.

Despite strange days ahead, this will be an energetic period for you. You will find that for the tasks you take up, everything you need to accomplish them is within you. This energetic time isn’t just for your own benefit, but for those around you too. October is a time of service, to self to family, to your smoke circle, and to those you encounter in life who need it.

For this fickle month, even the best laid plans won’t help steer the course. And that’s alright, because you’ve got the skillz to pay the billz. Or shall I say the energy and instincts to react accordingly for changing situations, or spur of the moment opportunities. Embrace the chaos stoner Aries because positive action leads to positive results. On the flip side, turning a blind third eye to the opportunities or obstacles you encounter will surely lead to negative paths. React quickly and decisively, but do so with your cannabis companions in mind. You can help others in this time, but remember that path works both ways. Between you and yours and a packed bowl, there’s nothing you can’t achieve.

Your work sphere calls for action, decisiveness, and task mastery. Right now mulling over options could lead to unfavorable circumstances. Generally with decisions an herbal medicated mulling never hurts, but in the present you need decisive confident action. When in doubt, collaborate! Together, there’s nothing you and your crew can’t do.

The same theme applies to your personal sphere: action and decisiveness. Contemplate too deep and you could undo an opportunity, or enlarge an obstacle. For the single Aries, you’ll be entering a bright period of smoke circle expansion. Enjoy life, don’t worry about the significance of others, just enjoy them. For the partnered Aries, dive deep into family. Dependability can create unbreakable familial bonds. Strengthening those bonds will allow for expansion of influence in the future. With an earnest effort, all returns will be positive.

Aquarius October 2018

Stoner Aquarius the cosmic waves of the last period pushed you regardless of your own desires. Now you find yourself on the shores of your next venture! In small waves, positivity and accomplishment will flow to you in October. Self confidence is at the forefront of this cosmic movement. With this confidence in mind, you should avoid taking steps into the unknown, or placing yourself in situations where you are insecure. Even the best path can trip you up if you can’t see your footing. This isn’t to say neglect these things, but perhaps break out a torch! With understanding of the terrain ahead comes the confidence to take on your objectives. This applies to both work and personal spheres, stoner Aquarius.

The current planetary alignment doesn’t offer assistance in good fortune or protection, but the cosmos will come through for those Aquarius taking confident strides toward their target.

Feeling uncertain for times ahead? A positive mental outlook goes a long way. Get out and participate in life! The activity matters not. What does matter is that you say “Yes!” to life. And if the attention turns your way, don’t shy away from the spotlight. In fact now might be a good time to recall the name of that tune you enjoy belting out at karaoke before someone else picks one for you! It is vital early in the month to toke time for a meditative smoke session. Center your medicated highs on confidence within yourself. Everything you need to succeed is within you. Stuart Smalley, renowned motivational speaker, may have said it best, “You are good enough, you are smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!”

Stoner Aquarius now isn’t the time to jump into new projects, skills, or passion projects in the work sphere. For you, universal support is focused on project completion. Now is the best time to zip up those tasks you’ve neglected before you pack any more to-dos onto the list.

Now this should go without saying, stoner Aquarius, but avoid shady undertakings! If you find yourself placed in an uncomfortable position, toke a moment to contemplate and play the situation forward. You should consider all repercussions beyond the current moment before any action is taken.

Libra September 2018

Stoner Libra on this first month of fall, the universe neither seeks to aid nor hinder you on your journey. With the celestial winds still, now is not the best time for flying a kite. However it is a wonderful time to relax, and toke a moment amongst your partners in chronic. Spark up the peace pipe, and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for meditation. You may discover a new cannabis companion or two, just go where the smoke clouds take you, and see what happens!

Relaxation and recuperation are vital for you this month stoner Libra. Find stress relieving moments to meditate with the sacred herb. Typically we are told hard work is its own reward. For this time period over-working, just like over-toking, will lead to burnout.

Regarding the work sphere, utilize your fellow terrestrial astronauts stuck in the gears of the economic machine. Many hands make heavy lifting light work. If solo work is your groove, recall the tale of the tortoise and the hare: Slow and steady will get you to your destination this September.

Nature is calling to you stoner Libra. Get outside and enjoy the beauty our cosmic spacecraft has to offer. Toke time to contemplate the words of Bob Marley, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Seek a new perspective on life and your place amongst the broader smoke circle. Inhale, breath and let it be; relax stoner Libra. Perhaps plan a hike or outing with your smoke circle. Take time to soak-up and appreciate all those positive vibes.

For the smoked-out single Libras, this can be a month of passion if you so wish! Fight the urge to take flight. Stick around until the smoke clears, and you might find the excitement you’ve been looking for. For stoner Libras with enough excitement in their life, be at ease with this moment of peace in your home. Consider taking time with your favorite strain of the sacred herb, toking a moment to stoke the fires of your personal passion projects.