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Capricorn December Horoscope

Stoner Capricorn the choice is yours in December: Rise with the sun in the morning or sleep in ‘til noon. The sun will crest the mountain’s peak either way, just as it has and just as it will. Some things in life are outside of our control and sphere of influence. December will bring obstacles that are just that. It is paramount that you contemplate these dilemmas, but do not try to solve them. Instead, the stoner Capricorn should focus on solving problems they can take on directly. Keep it simple this month. Act when you see an obstacle you can directly conquer; such as cleaning that dingy bong before your smoke circle assembles for a session!

Task mastery and communication will be the keys to your success this December. Achievement will be directly correlated to the accomplishment of tasks, and there will be plenty. Assistance can be found with coworkers and canna-buddies alike, but only if they receive clear communication. After lining up tasks and knocking them down, don’t forget to toke a moment for a celebratory smoke in appreciation. Celebrate the achievement and those that helped make it happen.

Stoner Capricorn you may find yourself with the seasonal itch to spend money. Generosity of spirit is a wonderful thing, but be mindful of your budget. Now isn’t the time to deplete your assets, but rather the time to save for the future! You’ll find that many aspects of December are building for future periods. Don’t give in to societal pressures, instead find resolution in your future plans.

While getting frosty with your loved ones this month, your internal feelings will guide you through any emotional obstacles you encounter. It is vital that you listen to your heart stoner Capricorn; especially in moments of love. If you get in close enough, you may even be able to listen to their heart. Be gentle and kind. If you’re ever in doubt, just be the best friend or partner you can be, unequivocally.

Gemini December Horoscope

Stoner Gemini the skies are clear for your sign in December. This is a great period to toke a look at yourself from high above our cosmic spacecraft. See yourself from a broader perspective. The current planetary alignment will give you a boost of insight and place a warm cosmic wind at your back. With direct movement towards your goals, you will find that everything is achievable in December.

Early in the month, take a deep medicated meditative dive into yourself. Combust the sacred herb knowing that the cosmos has blessed you. See what you need to make your life blossom like a fine bud. What is it that you really desire? What is it that would not only make you happy, but make you thrive! Once you have manifested your internal desire, create a plan of action to make it happen. As long as the actions you take are toward that goal, nothing will hold you back.

Temper your emotions stoner Gemini. Do not let the stress and distress of fellow terrestrial astronauts lead you off your flight path. Reactionary or poorly chosen words could derail your personal cosmic mission. Remember that the actions and progress for your desired path should be your primary focus. Also stoner Gemini, be forewarned: Do not rely on others to make your vision a reality. This is YOUR path to greatness. Reliance on others, and falling victim to needless emotional outbursts, will only create unnecessary stumbling blocks along your travel.

Regardless of where your journey takes you, always be a good friend to others. Do not allow negativity to creep in from outside your sphere. December is a solo mission, a mission to the stars. So buckle up, you’re at the helm of the spacecraft Destiny! The only other things you’ll need to consider are which tunes, and which bud for the journey.

Cancer December Horoscope

Stoner Cancer December will be a time for great introspection and notable progress. As long as you keep your focus on bettering the self, the sky will truly be the limit. This will require active effort on your part. With proper focus, you will align those chakras and find your next level of zen. Meditative smoke sessions should be often and plentiful. Sometimes you will need to toke solo, setting the scene to reflect on past and future endeavors. Other times you should recruit your canna-companions to rest and reflect with a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, embracing the healing properties of Indicas and Sativas alike.

Inspiration is all around you, stoner Cancer. Just because your goal is personal growth, does not mean you should ignore the advice and wisdom of others. There is much knowledge to be gained by listening to others’ and viewing the world through their lens.

When it comes to the nine to five, stay on your grind. Be diligent stoner Cancer! You will be on the right path as long as you keep moving forward. It is advised to keep your smoke sessions off the clock. Success will be easily attained, but only if you avoid unnecessary distractions. The best advice this month is to keep an open mind. You can expect the workplace to bring a few challenging obstacles. Just remember, you can overcome each challenge by remaining diligent, and not going at it alone. Additionally, do not turn off your emotional compass stoner Cancer. Empathy for and from your peers will be the determining factor between success and failure in this period. The more perspectives there are addressing a problem, the greater the odds are for a creative and successful solution.

Just like in the workplace, when it comes to the personal sphere, teamwork will be key. Some have said, “you get by with a little help from your friends.” This month, stoner Cancer, with the help from your closest partners-in-chronic, you will thrive. You have many fellow cannabis enthusiasts who are more than willing to help you share the load of the daily grind. And, if your canna-buds are in short supply, December will be an ideal time to expand your smoke circle. Whether it’s sharing the bowl or the burden, you can count on your bud-loving buddies to see you through this December.

Aries December Horoscope

Stoner Aries it is crucial you do what is in your power to stay humble this month. You are often called upon to help lead others or to tackle the tough problems. But, you need to worry about tending to your own garden, and completing your own projects before offering help to others. You will only be successful in your efforts if you are able to keep your feet planted firmly on the ground and your focus straight ahead. It is highly advised you restock the stash jar early in the month. Find a nice Indica/Sativa hybrid: This will help you achieve the balance needed to stay motivated and focused, while at the same time relaxed and patient. This combination should see you through the tough tasks of the month.

It is always solid advice to keep your work relationships in good standing. No one wants to purposefully instigate unwanted drama. Just remember stoner Aries, not everyone has to be your BFF. Keep it professional, but stand your ground when disagreements occur. Critique the idea, not the person. Any efforts you spend trying to make others look bad, is only time wasted that you could have spent toward progress. As long as all parties are willing to listen to the others’ perspective, the only problems you will experience will be figuring out the best way to tackle obstacles as a team. Remember stoner Aries, the stoners who toke together stay together. Keep it moving forward, and keep it positive. The true meaning of ‘sharing is caring,’ means sticking together through the rough patches so we can all better enjoy the good times when they come.

The key to a successful December is confidence! While the month is likely to move forward at a seemingly slow pace, you will have the time to reflect before making meaningful choices. Take time for solo meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Use these solo smoke sessions to ground your roots. Keep it green, and keep it growing, stoner Aries.

When it comes to serving others or pursuing your own goals, it is okay to focus on personal causes first this month. Self-betterment will prepare you to help others in the long run. Use a keen third eye to see the motives of fellow terrestrial astronauts. It is up to you to distinguish between those who wish to join the smoke circle, and those who just want to smoke your stash.

Leo December Horoscope

Stoner Leo it will be easier said than done for December, but you must do your best to stay calm and smoke on. Although the planets will not align perfectly, and the stars will not have an easy path to quick success, you can still make progress toward your ultimate goals. The path forward in December may be obscured by smoke clouds. However, no direct path you can follow will be a blessing in disguise. This means you will be free to blaze your own trails! So leave the maps at home, stoner Leo, you are heading into unexplored territory!

Proceed with caution. Just because fate does not have a clear plan, this does not mean you should wander aimlessly. Proceed with purpose. Grab the ganja stoner Leo and manifest a plan to bliss. In fact, you may not have to travel very far. You are likely to find the best remedy for a hectic period is no further than your own doorstep. A staycation may be in order stoner Leo. While you are often a social creature, sometimes you need a few restful days at home with your pride. Maybe it is time to plan a game night, or a munchie-fueled movie marathon with your closest partners-in-chronic. It may be frosty outside, so a stoney smoke session inside will keep everyone’s spirit high.

Stoner Leo it will be up to you to keep the peace in the workplace. You should avoid acting on your gut responses to issues that arise. Although you may feel passionately, or feel your idea is the best solution to the problem, take a pause before you proceed. It is not advised that you light one up at work, but when you can, toke time to think through the troubles. A meditative smoke session can help you expand your understanding, and see the problem from another perspective. It may not be easy, stoner Leo, but compromise will be more productive than conflict.

Compassion will be the key to success at home during the winter months. With everyone in such close quarters, kindness will kindle positivity among all your cannabis companions. Avoid any temptation to roar at those nearest to you. If you do need space, take it. Toke one up and settle down. Direct any negative emotions toward creative endeavors. Embrace the expansive powers of the sacred herb, and you will be able to transform any bad vibes into beautiful and lasting creations.

Aquarius December Horoscope

Stoner Aquarius all things lead to an apex. Cosmic influence will send you toward your own apex of achievement this December. This is your time to blaze! Particularly in the attainment of education and knowledge. There is a fine bowl of your favorite soothing strain in your immediate future. Toke a moment early this month to medicate and meditate. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away unease, and to center yourself for the journey ahead. It’s time to reach for the stars stoner Aquarius. It’s time to invest in yourself! Whether it is new talents or new skills, improving the self is the theme of the month. Even if December starts out with a little turbulence, don’t let a few frigid cosmic gusts keep you from soaring amongst the stars.

Stoner Aquarius your glass collection didn’t appear overnight. Each piece was hand selected. It took a keen eye, a plan, and time to build such greatness! Remember this on your journey, as to not “overspend” on your journey of self-improvement. Do not pack more than you can smoke. Balance is the way forward! Nugs of knowledge can be gained step by step, and piece by piece.

Stoner Aquarius you should stick to what you know in the work sphere. This isn’t to say you can’t be excited, blazing a path to glory! It’s to say that the excitement and improvements are to be directed internally rather than externally. Do what you do best, and avoid stepping out of your competent comfort zone.

Deep internal issues may come to the surface in December. Running from them will only leave you out of breath when they emerge again. Avoidance will also deny a cosmic blessing in disguise! Whatever surfaces from the depths you must face, accept, and move forward with it. Consider sharing with your closest cannabis companion. It’s okay to share our burdens and allow others to help! And sometimes, stoner Aquarius, you are the one helping just by showing you care enough to share!

Virgo November 2018

Stoner Virgo whether or not you practice yoga, or make a weekly trip to the gym, it will be important for you to remain flexible this month. Just like the seasons, your surroundings are constantly changing. As long as you are willing and able to adapt, you will be ready to handle any curve ball the cosmos throws your way. With your chakras properly aligned, you will be able to share good vibes and great ganja with your closest partners-in-chronic.

It is recommended you stick to the sticky indicas this month stoner Virgo. Feel the body, ease the mind, and when needed use those calming herbs to stay grounded. Others are counting on you this month to be the stone which anchors them through rough winds. However, this does not mean you are responsible for their plight. As long as you are willing to stick with them through the highs and the lows, you will provide the support needed. Just do not over-promise! Be sure you are willing to go the distance, wherever the journey takes you. Otherwise you will hinder, not help, your fellow cosmic travelers.

For stoner Virgos who are responsible for leading others, it will be of the utmost importance to take stock of employees’ concerns. While HR may not be the most exciting part of work life, your response to dilemmas can mean the difference between setbacks or success. Stay calm, cool and collected when dealing with subordinates. An open heart and mind will inspire those around you, and will help to elevate the crew to an even higher level. If you are a stoner Virgo whose responsibility is to grind hard, keep crushing the workload. Even if you don’t hold a leadership position, your efforts and aspirations will inspire your peers to become the best version of themselves. Some say the sky’s the limit, but you have bigger plans and greater goals. While some may shoot for the moon, you should look beyond and set your sights on the stars!

Your inner light will burn bright throughout the month of November, and it will brighten the spirits of all those who cross your starry path. Be forewarned stoner Virgo, this period of prosperity comes with one tale of caution: Know your limits! While you may want to help everyone in your smoke circle, you can’t fire up others if you let your own flame burn out.

Aries November 2018

Stoner Aries this month should come as a breath of fresh air. It seems this time has been set aside for you to truly toke a moment to recover from the tedious daily grind. Puff puff pass on the stress this November and take time off work when possible. When you do have downtime, remember to toke time for yourself. Do things that bring you enjoyment!

As bold as you are, this month you need to direct that quality inward. Work as hard for yourself as you do on the job. And when you’ve got a moment to make plumes with your smoke circle, look out for a good brainstorm brewing on the horizon. This would be a marvelous time to seek collaboration for work problems. Not just with coworkers, but your partners-in-chronic may have the gust of creative inspiration you’ve needed. And though you may have the ability to take it all on, it is not recommended that you shoulder all the responsibility. Ensure your team takes the workload in balance. You already have your own personal mission this month.

Stoner Aries there is a personal fork in the road ahead. How the fork got there, or the motives behind the intersection are beyond comprehension. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Aries. How you react to disappointment could send you down the wrong road. Besides, the fork may be a product of your expectations. Keep your chill, and move on with positivity in your heart.

For those solo stoners, focus on finding peace and happiness in yourself. Release the pressure to find significant relationships. When we stop searching and toke a moment to love ourselves, we can be the best we can be, and find peace. And when you’re at peace, amazing things happen. Manifest your reality, single stoner Aries!

For the partnered Aries, cut through the smoke clouds this month and burn a path to your significant cannabis companion. Here you should seek to lavish your partner with quality time and quality tokage. It is time for you to fully enjoy this bond. Fight the good fight, and toke the good smoke.

Cancer November 2018

Stoner Cancer remember you are blessed! Events unfolding around you this month may make this feeling a bit harder to believe. You can’t always control what things happen, but you are still in charge of how you respond to the chaos when it comes. November will be a month where it seems like you are going nowhere fast, which is why you should avoid couchlock or being reckless with your herbal recreation time. You will not need any extra help slowing things down, so choose when you take your smoke sessions carefully.

You may want to consider taking a tolerance break this month stoner Cancer. This does not necessarily mean you need to give up the ganja completely. But you must be more strategic about when you take your toke time. There will be situations which will require a clear, logical, and focused mind. On the other hand, it will be equally important you set aside time to rest and realign your chakras. Perhaps this month your smoke sessions should be solo missions. Spending time by yourself, meditating with a freshly packed bowl of your favorite calming cannabis, will help ease the mind and invigorate your passion.

At work, you don’t need to be the most potent bud in the garden, but it will help if you are the most thought provoking. Keep people guessing where you will take them stoner Cancer. You still need to have specific goals, but it will require creative, out-of-the-box approaches to achieve them. Your canopy will grow to greater heights than many of your peers this month, but keep your roots firmly grounded. Be humble in your success. Remember stoner Cancer, there is a thin line between confident and cocky.

The brightest and most inspiring aspects this month will come from external forces. Those who are always ready to ride, and down to roll one up, will be a crucial element in lifting your spirits. Be generous with your kindness and friendship. You may not find ‘true love,’ but you will greatly expand your smoke circle simply by being your caring self. We get what we give, stoner Cancer, so keep the good vibes flowing. Even the simplest thing, like enjoying the sacred herb with your fellow stoners, will help to spark excitement in life and keep your passions burning strong.

Scorpio November 2018

So much time in life is spent seeking the colors in between black and white. November could prove to be a dazzling display for the stoner Scorpio. But do not allow your third eye and deep introspection to distract you from making clear and decisive decisions and actions. Last month ingrained trusting yourself, confidence in action, and valuing your own thoughts and opinion. These traits will help you choose actions with confidence in the current period. Important decisions like when it is time to pack a fresh bowl among-st friends, you don’t debate or hesitate; you act.

Confident action is exactly what you need right now stoner Scorpio. Furthermore you’ll find that there’s no time to stop and play out all of the ramifications and ripples of possible actions. That’s not to say act without thinking; but be aware that plans from previous periods will be about as effective as cached bud. Sometimes you just need a fresh choice of action and a fresh bowl. Everything you do this November will be set forth from your current mindset.

Again, avoid philosophical quandaries in November. There is no end to the depths of the human condition. It will be easy to get lost in the depths of complications so it is best to stay on the surface this month. It matters not if it’s the work or personal sphere, spelunking the depths of each problem isn’t a good idea.

Stoner Scorpio the end of the month may be much more emotional than expected. This period is perfect for healing traumas from long ago that still fester. Seeking closeness from a cannabis companion may open up an opportunity not just to share a bowl, but squash the beef. So spark one up and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for healing. Letting go of trauma is good for the soul.