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Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Virgo September brings cosmic blessings the likes of which have not been seen all year.  Yup, it will be a heaping bowl of green powered positivity this month. A shifting landscape may throw others off their feet, but not you, not this month stoner Virgo.  Herbal wings of positivity will keep you upright and moving forward toward progress.

Double down on the waves of positivity with the Lamb’s Bread Sativa strain.  Keep your stash jar filled to the rim.  Pinch or dip into it as much as you want this month.  You will already be floating, there is nothing stopping you from going even higher.

For single stoner Virgos there might be a smoke circle hook up in store in September!  For all other Virgins in the stoner Zodiac, this month may not be as innocent as your chart leads people to believe.  Once again the Lamb’s Bread cannabis prescription suits your romantic condition nicely.  Be sure to keep your mood and desires energetic and uplifting.  Your crush will appreciate the attention!  One important instruction to help you on your heart-filled travels stoner Virgo:  Listen.  Your cannabis companion or smoke circle crush will find your listening skills sexy.  An active listener is sure to be rewarded.

The work and business sphere may not be on the same elevated plain as the sphere of romance, but it will float on with pace and positivity.  All you need to solve problems, and leap over obstacles, are within your wonderful set of stoner traits.  Keep scratching off that to-do list my anal retentive stoner Virgo.  Obstacles are sure to pop up during the month, but they will easily be solved with a little patience and contemplation.  If you get stuck, be sure to take a step back, and contemplate the problem with a higher perspective induced by the sacred herb. 

Nothing can hold you back this month as long as you maintain your groovy lifted vibe, and stay steady on the grind.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus Summer brought you many picture worthy memories, including the discovery of the dankest smoke spots.  You may be looking at the approaching Fall a bit wearily; nervous that the good times may not be as plentiful.  But, don’t worry, this joint is primed, loaded, and won’t run on you.  Just like Summer, the days of Autumn will be as glorious, and ganja filled, as you make them!  Put aside your fear of stagnation, pack your travel pipe, and embrace a higher perspective.  You don’t have to venture far to be adventurous stoner Taurus.  There is joy to be found in even the most minuscule of moments.  Your favorite cannabis strains, and your curiosity, are all that is required to explore the outermost reaches of the cosmos, and the innermost regions of your mind.  

Remember stoner Taurus, when it comes to work, if the team is winning, you’re winning; even if you don’t get all the credit.  You can expect tensions to rise in the office as not everyone involved in a project will always have the same vision.  Don’t fret over the little stuff stoner Taurus.  While opinions may vary, you can do your part to make sure that the work gets done.  Success will be contingent upon your efforts to stay lifted, and above the fray.   Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to maintain a higher perspective.  

Stoner Taurus, when the work week creates tense feelings of anxiety, remember to leave them at the office.  Off the clock you will have plenty of time to hit the pipe, and the reset button.  By embracing the sacred sensimilla you can raise your spirits, and elevate your outlook.  So, breathe easy stoner Taurus, a smoke filled weekend can be exactly the prescription needed to get back to the grind with a clear mind.

Stoner Taurus you may decide you want to stick to the tried and true strains, and well traversed paths this September.  But, know that if you’re ready, you have cannabis cohorts who are always down to spark one up, and blaze undiscovered trails.  It may be a weird sensation at first, but if you get outside of your comfort zone, you may fall in love with the strangeness that surrounds you.  And even if you feel like you’ve ventured too far, just remember that you’re never lost when you have plenty of fresh sticky green, and are in the company of your best buds.  

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month comes with a variety of cosmic influences.  Your journey is yours to walk alone, but with the right cannabis prescription, perhaps you will have a keen green spirit to guide your path.

September starts off with hazy smoke clouds that obscure decision making.  The Full Moon on the 1st may cause your internal wires to get a bit crossed.  Toke time for a toke break to release yourself from anxieties surrounding projects and impending decisions.  The smoke break will give you time to gain clarity within the frustration.  And perhaps the sacred herb will send you the key analytics to make your decision easier.

This might be a sluggish way to start the month, but cosmic clouds clear only a few days after the Full Moon.  Like a rubber band snapping back, you will emerge from the haze with intense clarity.  But be forewarned stoner Scorpio:  This newfound kick butt and take names attitude may seem empowering in the moment, but it will cause long lasting repercussions within the smoke circle.  I suggest tamping down the enthusiasm with a relaxing cannabis strain.  The Pink Champagne sacred strain should do nicely.  Empowered decision making won’t be deterred, but it may come with softer edges for the sake of your cannabis companions.

In the sphere of romance, there is a particular date that should be noted on the calendar.  The New Moon of the 17th marks a dangerous and exciting time in the month regarding interpersonal relationships within the smoke circle.  First, my fierce Scorpion, smoke a bowl and chill in the days leading up to the New Moon.  The universe might be sending some aggressive vibes your way.  Puff puff pass on being the negative instigator with your canna-crew.  Next, after the New Moon, the opportunity for romance is sure to bloom like that big fat cola topping the sacred plant of life.  Keep this in mind for romantic endeavors after the New Moon:  Heartfelt efforts may not see immediate results.  Like some varieties of the sacred herb, your efforts may have a creeper affect.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Sagittarius it’s been said, “Love is all you need.”  The good news is during the month of September, there will be an abundance of good vibes and good people.  Sometimes you will be the friend with a fresh bag, big enough to pack bowls for everyone in the smoke circle; and at other times, your stash jar might be looking a little bare.  This is what’s beautiful about having true cannabis companions, you will always have people to share with when the harvests are plentiful, and people who have your back when times are tough.  And remember, showing that you care does not always have to be some grandiose gesture.  The littlest things can make the biggest impact.  Sometimes when a cannabis companion has had a long and discouraging day, the best present you can give is your presence.

You’ve been working hard stoner Sagittarius.  For months you have been the first one on the job, and often the last one to leave.  Your peers know that if they need help on a project, they can rely on you.  But, you can’t continue to wait, hoping that the higher ups notice your endless efforts.  Make them notice you stoner Sagittarius!  Set aside time in the evening for solo smoke sessions.  Meditate with the sacred herb, and invoke your third eye sight so you can see clearly what you want to achieve from your career.  Once you have identified how high you are looking to rise in the ranks, you will be better prepared to make your case for why you are ready for promotion.  It may not happen overnight, but you will be motivated knowing that you have taken the first steps needed to make it to a higher position.

Stoner Sag this month it will always be wiser to choose quality over quantity.  Go ahead, treat yourself, and spend a little extra to get those top shelf nugs.  Spend a little more to smoke a little better.  The same applies to the company you keep.  Sticking to a smaller smoke circle will allow quality time to grow existing connections, and give fuller attention to your closest partners-in-chronic.  This doesn’t mean you need to shy away from meeting new faces during your terrestrial travels stoner Sagittarius.  Just remember that you already have a loving stoner family waiting for you when you get home. 

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Light one up and celebrate stoner Libra.  What is there to celebrate?  Well, you’re celebrating you!  Summer was a blur of nights spent catching up with cannabis companions, and sharing in smoked filled shenanigans.  Overall we would call that a win.  But, the slower pace of September will bring you more time to think, to toke, and to take stock.  With your sacred herbal assistant, you will have the opportunity to look at your surroundings from a ten thousand foot high view.  You may notice something is missing.  This is because you’ve spent so much energy making sure everyone around you is having a good time, that you’ve forgotten to look inward.  Stoner Libra toke time for solo smoke sessions early in the month.  Of course you still want others to be happy, but spreading good vibes is only possible once you have found your own peace and cosmic groove.

Stoner Libra what you have accomplished in the work sphere this Summer has been nothing short of extraordinary; and your hot streak shows no sign of cooling down.  Peers and management alike have noticed your efforts, and applaud your accomplishments.  But your success is not by accident.  Maintaining such a fervent, fiery grind, takes dedication, and days off.  You can keep the momentum high, and the setbacks low, by paying attention to your physical state.  Your teammates know you are always ready to take on a challenging project, but they will also understand when you need to take a break for self care.  Make good use of your down time stoner Libra.  Toke time for cannabis medications, and relaxing meditations.  While some might not understand how roasting bowls is beneficial, you know that being efficient with your recreational time is crucial to being effective when on the clock.  

Stoner Libra Summer has left you feeling bright and full of optimism.  Others may stare in wonder at your noticeable glee, but there is no reason to take off your rose colored glasses.  Right now, you can’t see it any other way:  Life is beautiful.  To convince others of this reality, you have to do nothing other than be your cheerful self.  For sure there will be cloudy days, but your persistent positive attitude will be enough to lift the spirits of your cannabis companions, even when they are feeling their lowest.  And of course, you can elicit the help of herbal remedies to counter Autumn gloominess.  With a little help from your special green stash, and your unbeatable smile, when your stoner fam is in need you will be the best kind of friend indeed.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Pisces this September you may find yourself asking the age old question:  Should I stay, or should I go?  You’ve spent most of the summer with your head in the clouds, floating lazily and aimlessly along wherever the cosmic currents would take you.  Now, as we transition to cooler days, you might find yourself faced with a difficult conundrum.  Should you embark on one more endo-excursion before the Fall chill sets in, or postpone your chronic-inspired chronicles, and get back to the daily grind.  Before you make your final decision, toke time with the sacred herb, and bring your center back to ground level stoner Pisces.  Use a medicated meditative solo smoke session early in the month to reflect on where you’ve been, and look forward to where you want to go.  If you pause, puff, and plan, you may realize you can do both stoner Pisces.  Both lift your spirits with one more outdoor adventure, and still get everything done on your to-do list!

Stoner Pisces in the work sphere, sincerity will be the secret ingredient to cooking up success this month.  There is no room for a “fake it ‘til you make it” attitude if you really want to get the job done.  If you are not fully on board with a particular project, enlist the help from coworkers who can keep the ball rolling, and see the task done to completion.  While sometimes it’s nice to fly solo, often it’s more enjoyable to pack a bowl for two.  The same applies to the more daunting obstacles at work.  You may be able to burn through the tough stuff on your own, but it will be much easier with a little help from your peers.  

Stoner Pisces, sharing the load will come into play with matters of the heart as well.  Share because you truly care, not because you feel like you have to.  Whether it is your extra-special stash, or simply your time, you don’t have to invite every stoner Zodiac to be a part of your inner smoke circle.  Being the ever caring stoner Fish, it may feel strange to pass on the company of fellow tokin’ terrestrials, but remember being selective is not the same as being stingy.  You will know you are with the right people, your people, by finding those who are attracted to the light you emit, not by the endo you are lighting up.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Leo September sets up to be a tale of two halves.  The first being all about internal reflection within the smoke circle.  The second all about your external ambitions on the terrestrial plain.  With the sacred herb packed and loaded, and an action plan ready, you will smoke all the challenges and obstacles in the first Fall month.

Flow like water within interpersonal relationships stoner Leo.  Flexibility and attention must be paid to your fellow cannabis cohorts.  The Sativa strain Harlequin is a perfect match for this period.  This strain of the sacred herb is known for its assistance to rhythm and flow.  To gain the most from the planetary alignment during the first half of September, you must toke time to reflect on your place within the greater smoke circle.  Support your cannabis community with genuine care and attention.  Leave self indulgent behavior for another time stoner Leo.  There are times to lead with ferocity, and times to join the pack.  This period demands you give yourself to the canna-crew fully.

Listening skills, care, and attention will be tested this month.  But in the sphere of love, great understanding and progress can come from this exercise.  This test from the cosmos could lead to a pass or fail situation surrounding a love interest.  Use the Harlequin strain of the sacred herb to feel the flow of your cannabis companion stoner Leo.  You got this.

The second half will be split by the New Moon on the 17th.  You will feel the direction of cosmic winds changing.  Now is the time to build and progress with your ambitious plans on the terrestrial plain.  Load your stash jar with a sacred herbal strain low in THC and high in CBD.  Situations could change quickly during this period, and you don’t want to be caught in a cloudy haze when the mission changes.  This period will be specifically highlighted with learned endeavors.  Confronting new skills, and diving into new passions will give this period long lasting impact in the future.

Stoner Leo there is always a back-up plan to a great adventure!  Keep some Chemdog cannabis strain in the stash jar in case of emergency.  There may be a time where creative juices are needed to mine solution oriented ideas.  This strain should do the short notice trick nicely.

Whoa, there is a lot of information there stoner Leo.  Especially for a stoner star sign more used to flying high by wire.  Let’s make it simple.  Be kind to others in the first half of the month, and learn new tricks of the trade in the second half.  Everything else is good green gravy.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Gemini the month of September brings a cosmic opportunity for a fresh perspective.  The planetary alignment will not whisk you away into another terrestrial existence, but instead you must be the champion of your own change.

The magic of the sacred herb is awe inspiring.  One of the gifts of cannabis is the power to transport your mind from a solitary existence to different plains of perspective.  Take a trip early in the month stoner Gemini, and transport your mind high above your solitary existence.  See yourself among the smoke circle, and work crew, from a 50,000 foot perspective.  Perhaps you’ve become fixated on a person, a project, or an obstacle.  Take a step back through the magic of your bowl.  Lift the soul high above, and see the situation from a new higher perspective.  This meditative exercise could be the breakthrough you didn’t know you needed.  And your cannabis companion, coworkers, and canna-buddies will thank you.

Stoner Gemini along with the cathartic herbally enhanced exercise in perspective, you will have an excellent opportunity for passionate progress in September.  No, not passions of the heart, but more like passions of interest.  Toke time to ask your inner self what interests you?  The meditative smoke session doesn’t need to be elaborate.  Use the magic of the sacred herb simply to contemplate the question.  Cosmic waves of positivity will support new interests and passions in September.  Whether it is exploring the terrestrial plain for that secret smoke spot, or that artistic 420 hobby you have been thinking about, now is the time to make your smoke session wonderments a terrestrial reality.

Stoner Gemini, in many ways the September time period is all about you.  Ah, but you have to put the work in to take advantage of this cosmic blessing.  Smoke a bowl to gain perspective, and puff puff contemplate the next passionate endeavor.  The cosmic ingredients are all prepared, you simply have to meet the challenge.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Capricorn September brings cosmic waves of self confidence and advocacy.  Awesome positivity for advancement on the terrestrial plain is packed in your celestial bowl this month.  However, this cosmic wave is heavy, and will require honest work, and effort, to ride it to success and progress.  But you are the sturdy Sea-Goat, ready and willing to ride any cosmic wave that comes your way.  Surfs up dude.

Toke time after the Full Moon on the 1st for a deep introspective meditative dive with the sacred herb.  A private smoke session with a deep Indica cannabis strain will do the trick nicely.  Float deep into yourself.  Connect with your inner voice.  To ride this large cosmic wave of positivity in September, you will need balance and direction.  Use this deep medicated meditative dive into self to find your desired direction.  Much like a fully loaded session with an Indica strain, a deep dive into self can be a scary proposition, but this solo sacred smoke session will come with universal benefits.  Once you find your desired internal direction, your travels on the terrestrial plain will be filled with confidence and determination.  Stoner Capricorn, this meditative exercise will benefit you in all spheres of life.

You can’t smoke a bowl before loading it stoner Capricorn.  In September, you can’t get a promotion in the workplace before asking for it.  You are your own best advocate at work.  Don’t neglect an active management style toward your promotion.  Yeah, I’ll smoke a bowl to that.  Good luck!

Stoner Capricorn my favorite Bob Marley quote will come in handy this month:  “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  Again, the cosmic wave of positivity in September is a blessing, but it requires hard to work to ride it.  This is certainly true within the sphere of personal relationships.  Toke time for meditative smoke sessions in September that focus on self.  What can you do to be a better cannabis companion?  Emotional and mental work can be heavy, but results will come immediately from an honest effort.

And thus hard work feeds the balance and confidence, which feeds positive action on the terrestrial plain, which feeds a circular loop of positivity in all spheres.  Ride that wave stoner Capricorn.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Cancer don’t be discouraged, stay lifted!  Although September marks the closing of Summer, it also is the beginning of the next stoney chapter in your cosmic cannabis chronicles.  While you may be excited to get started on the fun projects you have planned for the fall, it will be crucial that you finish up any endeavors from the past couple months.  Whether it’s your literal or metaphorical garden, you don’t want to ruin your crop by harvesting too soon.  Stay diligent until the job is done.  Then, pack a fresh bowl, and toke time to fully enjoy the fruits of your labor.  You’ve been steadily grinding, and putting in the work stoner Cancer, so you can relax and roast your favorite strain of the sacred herb guilt free!  And after this celebratory smoke session, you will be ready to pursue ever higher aspirations.

Stoner Cancer when you are not busy smoking good green, you should be singularly focused on growing your financial green.  Maybe you want to get your closest cannabis companions an extra special gift for the fast approaching holiday season.  Perhaps you are overdue to treating yourself to that new bong you’ve been eyeing.  Whatever your motivation stoner Cancer, start saving now!  Whether you pick up extra hours, or apply for a next level position, you will have the chance to show the higher ups that you mean business.  Just know that you should not expect the universe to deliver such opportunities in a neat little baggie.  If you truly want to advance, it will take a show of interest, and demonstration of initiative on your part stoner Cancer.  But, once you spark the embers of motivation, there will be almost nothing that can keep you from blazing your way to the top.  

When it comes to weather patterns of the homefront, there are no hurricanes on the horizon; but unfortunately tranquil days are not part of the forecast either.  Fortunately, how you embrace these emotional currents is completely within your control stoner Cancer.  Make sure the peace pipe is handy, and the stash is plenty, whenever the stoner fam gathers.  The difference between minor disagreements with friends, and a major disruption of good vibes amongst your partners-in-chronic can come down to perspective.  My lovely Crab remember, it’s always better to burn bowls instead of bridges.  As long as you are able to share the sacred sensimilla, you will always be able to puff puff pass on senseless confrontation. 

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Aries Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Aries, while you watch others frantically try to squeeze in a last minute road trip, or a stay-cation before autumn arrives, you welcome September contentedly.  The stoner Ram knows that they made the most out of every hot and hazy day of Summer.  But, the good times don’t have to end Stoner Aries!  It may not be at the same fiery pace you maintained in August, but you can continue your stoney adventures at a slow and steady burn, far into the fall season.  The secret to maintaining your groove will be to keep a balanced budget regarding both your finances, and your spiritual energy.  You might always be ready to hike to an elevated smoke spot, or to take a ride with your partners-in-chronic to enjoy cannabis on the coast.  But be forewarned:  You won’t get very far unless you have enough green to put gas in the tank, and enough left in your stash to toke up when you finally arrive.  

Stoner Aries the workplace will be a time of great accomplishment and advancement, as long as you are able to avoid butting heads with coworkers.  Even if you are in a leadership position, remember you are still one of the team.  Not everyone will always like the tasks they are assigned, but instead of reprimanding skeptics, redirect them.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to illuminate the vision of the big picture, and help everyone to see the impact of individual contributions.  But, keep in mind that communication is a two-way street stoner Aries.  Just because someone’s idea seems half-baked, or was not part of the original action plan, doesn’t mean it’s not worth hearing.  Your most important job is to promote peace, progress and innovation.  If the team is able to puff puff pass on the dramatics, productivity will reach record highs.  

September is here and it’s time to clear your head.  It’s always recommended you keep the stash jar full, and the air hazy stoner Aries!  But there may be a fog that has been hanging over your head.  Perhaps there is uncertainty that has been holding you back from taking your relationships to the next level.  While it is true that cannabis can help you expand your mind, it can also be a catalyst in strengthening connections with your partners-in-chronic.  So embrace the sacred herb stoner Aries.  Light one up and let go of fear.  You may be surprised to find that it was all in your head all along, and the canna crew has been waiting for you to rejoin the smoke circle.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Aquarius September is a month all about you.  But these words are not intended to promote selfish endeavors.  Instead, meaningful progress will come from internal efforts more so than external situations.

Find connection stoner Aquarius.  It is easy to fall into a waking slumber as we pass through time.  Early in the month extract some self reflection from a deep meditative dive with the sacred herb.  A solo session with an Indica dominant hybrid should do nicely.  Use this meditative exercise to wake from your mundane sleep!  Bob Marley once said, “Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.”  Stop wandering through life comfortable within the routine; especially within smoke circle relationships.  Engage with your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances.  Perhaps they have become more like furniture in your life instead of the interactive canna-buddies they really are.  Positive results will flow from this exercise that might uplift the spirit for the remainder of the month.

Toke time for self mid month.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away the pressure of the terrestrial plain. The cannabis prescription is open to your interpretation and situation.  For some this might be a cozy evening with candles and a deep Indica strain.  For others this anxiety vacation may be an outdoor activity suited more with a spicy Sativa strain.  No matter the activity or the strain, be sure to take advantage of planetary support for a mental vacation.

Stoner Aquarius before the end of the month there will be personal challenges that must be confronted.  As with the cosmic theme of September, these challenges have more to do with your internal workings than any outward influences.  Find confidence within a lit bowl of the sacred herb.  Everything will work toward progress as long as you are willing to face the challenge.

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Aries Stoner Horoscope August

August finds the stoner Aries feeling themselves, cruising along in an above average groove that can be expected to flow throughout the entirety of the month.  As the first of the stoner Zodiac, you will ultimately have executive decision making authority as to how the smokey scenes play out during the cannabis infused chapters of your Summer.  Although you may find yourself at the helm, commander of your cosmic space cruiser, understand that the journey will be much more memorable with a trusted partner-in-chronic sitting shotgun!  A trusted co-pilot can mean the difference between smokin’ solo, or having someone to puff puff pass with when you need to pause, and pack a bowl, at a crucial crossroad.  In other words, they can be the canna-confidant who talks, and tokes, with you before you pick which path you hope leads to greener pastures. 

Stoner Aries while it can be helpful and lucrative to keep the long-game in mind, don’t plan out your calendar for work too far in advance this month.  Circumstances are subject to, and are likely to, change.  Your most valuable asset in your sacred tool chest during this season will be flexibility.  Even the most well-rolled joint can tear and run unexpectedly.  These stoner boner tears may also affect projects you were certain were a surefire win.  Don’t panic stoner Aries!  Assess, adapt, and apply the new approaches necessary to get the job done.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your elevated third eye vision.  As long as you are learning as you go, you can turn setbacks into new skills, and reimagine obstacles as opportunities, to advance toward higher levels of achievement.  You can’t always avoid the possibility of the stash having a couple seeds in it, but you may be pleasantly surprised by what may grow if you plant them.

When it comes to recreation and relationships, the stars have aligned to deliver the stoner Aries the greatest good vibes of the season.  The only way drama will find you my irrepressible Ram, is if you go looking for it.  Keep puffing and passing to those you already consider to be a part of your most inner smoke circle.  You can count on any ill will, or unwanted negativity, to get lost in the haze.  Stick with your trustworthy tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, and your tried-and-true cannabis strains stoner Aries, and you are sure to keep your spirit high all Summer.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Cancer you spent the last month moving at a mile a minute, soaking up the sun, and finding the sweetest smoke spots.  While you should keep blazing trails, and continue your stoney adventures, August should also be a time to take pause.  Toke time to reflect on where you’ve been, so you can look forward to where you want to go.  In other words my lovely stoner Crab:  Make sure you set aside time to stop to smell, and smoke, the flowers.  You don’t have to be a master of meditation, just light one up, mellow out, and connect with your inner self.  You may be happy with what you find stoner Cancer.  But, these short, yet frequent, moments of introspection can help you keep your chakras aligned, and deepen your Zen state of mind.  The greater your bliss, the better you will be able to share your positive vibrations with your stoner family.

You have accrued substantial karma points with your work performance so far in 2020.  Although it wasn’t always easy, your persistence, and dedication has meant successful outcomes in all of your endeavors.  Stoner Cancer now it is time to cash in on your hard work and investment.  While you can thank the sacred herb for helping you rise above, you only have yourself to thank for moving higher up the ranks in the workplace.  You might finally get the position you have been working towards, or maybe it’s time to completely change your surroundings with a new company.  However you decide to switch it up, you will find yourself in a better position to showcase your abilities, and can expect more green on payday.  

Stoner Cancer, do you believe in a thing called love?  You should!  Whether it’s your lifelong partner-in-chronic, smoke circle friends, the canna-fam, or your newest cannasseur compatriot, good vibes and kind buds will be the common thread that ties you all together.  It’s summer after all; temperatures and spirits are only going to get higher.  Bumps and bruised feelings are always a possibility, but with a little help from your favorite strain, and the peace pipe, any obstacle can be overcome.  With everyone floating along on a happier, higher frequency, you can get back to what really matters:  Spending time tokin’, talkin’, and puff puff passing the smoke-filled summer days.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Capricorn August promises to be as refreshing as a cool Summer breeze.  Life is good.  Perhaps some adventurous classic rock should blast from your speakers this month during the day, and some celebratory Jimmy Buffet calypso music at night.  All strain options are open for your cannabis prescription during the second Summer month my smokey Sea-Goat.

I have a specific vision surrounding the New Moon of the 18th:  Avoid large smoke-outs stoner Capricorn.  In the few days after the New Moon there will be an opportunity to gather with a large smoke circle.  Unfortunately the planetary alignment will not support you in this endeavor.  Instead, keep your social smoke sessions to close cannabis companions in the days after the New Moon.

Things are going good.  There is a natural confidence that has developed from this blessed period.  Obstacles pop up, and you deliberately knock them down like an expert at whack-a-mole.  Be forewarned stoner Capricorn:  A confident and relaxed stride can leave you vulnerable to a complex and unexpected obstacle.  This exact situation will arise during your Summer August strole toward progress.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision.  Since you are so good right now at solving problems, perhaps you can create more than one solution when a pesky obstacle pops up.  Toke time for a contemplative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Instead of a quick whack at that mole of an obstacle, toke time to analyze and see beyond your quick solution.  With your herbally enhanced proactive problem solving in place, even the most complex hidden obstacles won’t take away from your confident stride toward progress.

Stoner Capricorn, speaking of progress:  There will be a warm cosmic wind of advancement within the personal sphere this month.  Whether you are single or in a partnership, this wind will fill your sails, and stoke the sacred bowl of life.  You do not need any predictive instructions to take advantage.  As long as you maintain communication with your inner voice through sacred herbal meditations, everything will work out with splendor.  You be you stoner Capricorn.  Funny, witty, direct, patient, and strong are the traits that set you apart.  Let them shine within the canna-crew, among smoke circle acquaintances, and with cannabis companions.  Trust and love thyself stoner Capricorn.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Gemini this could be the Summer of happy Twins.  The sun is out, the bowls are lit, and the Twins are content.  The current planetary alignment ensures mutual admiration within relationships with low resistance toward progress.  Now that’s a Summer forecast I can smoke to.

First, this is great news within the work sphere.  There will be numerous opportunities in August to participate, and share, within a team dynamic.  Relax my lovely Twin.  Personal progress can come from the collective achievement of the team.  Flow this month without restriction like a natty perc that operates with open diffusion.  Bask in the glow of success without the worry of credit or accolades.

Second, there is a great opportunity for collective magic within the smoke circle this month.  Treat your broad smoke circle with trust and compassion stoner Gemini.  It will be like a mutual admiration toker’s society in August.  Let interpersonal relationships flow with ease, but make sure to reflect back the admiration and respect you receive.  Matching bowls leads to matching inspirations.

Toke notes with the cannabis smoke this month:  A sharp tongue can wound close cannabis companions.  We all know you are funny stoner Gemini, but sometimes there is a fine line between funny, and hurtful, with your daring adventures in comedy.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek clarity, caution, and wisdom with internal dialogues before they become external painful pranks.  Sometimes the sharpest witt, can cut.  Using a higher perspective will save face, and leave room for stoney Summer stories another time.

Don’t get jumpy at the end of the month stoner Gemini.  Stagnant cosmic air should be used for planning and task execution.  Just because the universe leaves room for adventure, does not mean it comes without risk.  Avoid whimsical leaps of chance at sudden opportunity.  An expected fat celebratory bowl could likely turn into a bunk bag of schwag.  Stoner Gemini stick to what is known and proven in the final trimester of August.  Quickly developed decisions with risk will not be rewarded.

Leo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Leo this month while everyone is roasting beneath the Summer sun, you will be a source of refreshing relief to your fellow tokin’ terrestrials. Like a cool, smoke-filled oasis in a hot and hazy land, others cannot help but to be drawn into your welcoming orbit. You keep people intrigued, and amazed, by your seemingly endless optimism; but the secret is simple:  You just want everyone around you to have the best time possible!  Whether it’s giving a few nugs to a friend whose stash is getting low, or sharing a bowl while a cannabis companion decompresses after a rough day at the office, everyone who crosses your path will leave with their spirit lifted.

Stoner Leo off the clock you are known as the wild Lion, always down to light one up, and ready to embark upon innumerable endo-excursions with the cannabis crew. But, when it comes to getting work done, you are often the first one to show up, and the last one to leave. Everyone knows you are serious when it comes to business matters. This sometimes means long hours at the office, but your persistent grind is certain to catch the attention of peers and higher-ups, and may result in an elevated position. New hires, and longtime coworkers are certain to notice the roaring pace at which you get the job done. While you aren’t the only one who is working hard, you can help to harness the team’s creativity, and channel the energy into tangible results. Under your leadership, when it comes to progress and achievement, the sky is truly the limit.

In your eagerness to help your fellow stoner space travelers, to lift their spirits, you sometimes put off addressing what it is that makes you a happy stoner Leo. But, others notice. Whether it is your closest cannabis cohorts, or your lifelong partner-in-chronic, remember that you are surrounded by others who want nothing but to see you smile. Summer is certain to be filled with good vibes and endless good times, as long as you keep your jars filled, and a bowl packed for two. Know that if sharing is caring stoner Leo, you possess a lion’s share of both!

Libra Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Libra the month of August will be a grand adventure.  But even within the most ambitious progressive undertakings, obstacles will be present.  The good news is that these obstacles will be limited to personal relationships, and only for a limited time.  A rollercoaster of good and bad cosmic vibes will create a wild ride within the smoke circle for the first half of the month.  But with a prescription of calm meditations with the sacred herb, mystery and obscurity will be thwarted by clarity of revelations.

Stoner Libra, puff puff plan for flexibility within the personal sphere in the first half of the month.  Relax on your strident claims of justice until all the facts come out.  Perhaps the plan from sacred meditative smoke sessions is simply to apply more patience in cloudy situations.  There will be plenty of breaks of clarity within stormy emotions.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to make kind judgements within these breaks of cosmic clarity.  The gears of the cosmic grinder break free after the 15th.  Obscure smoke clouds become clear smoke signals within communications in the canna-fam. 

Stoner Libra, within the work sphere, August is a team effort.  It will be imperative to create a plan and execute within the calendar days of the month.  Your participation, and or leadership within this cosmic deadline, will be instrumental in the team’s success.  Toke time off the clock to meditate with the sacred herb.  Create a blank mental state, and allow your internal voice to rise with sacred communication.  Each stoner Libra is a unique terrestrial astronaut, but the requirements to achieve this work mission are within each individual.  Soak up internal confidence from sacred meditations, and apply your internal talents and skills to the job at hand.

The sacred herb can be used as a tool for progress in August.  First, as a calming tool to increase patience and perception within the personal sphere.  Second, as a tuning fork of internal confidence within the work sphere.  With the sacred herb as a tool in your cosmic mission, progress in August is assured!

Pisces Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Pisces you are used to taking care of other stoner star signs, and willing to do what is necessary to soothe their spirits.  But, what do YOU need this month?  What are YOU  passionate about stoner Pisces?  At the beginning of the month, you may feel like a fish out of water with all of your fellow cannabis companions noticing your shimmering aura.  Don’t let it go to your head, but embrace the attention and the ensuing compliments.  You will always be the friend with the good green, ready and waiting to share with those in need; just remember that it’s okay to be the one who picks out the munchies, and who gets to decide where the canna-crew goes on your next endo-excursion.  Once you settle into this new found place at the center of the stage, you will discover that all those quirks you thought too strange to share, are exactly what attracted those to your smokey orbit in the first place.  

August is not the time to swim against the current stoner Pisces.  Don’t waste energy trying to swim upstream, instead focus on navigating the rapids so you reach your goal with the least resistance.  Toke time to mediate with the sacred herb to draw out your strengths.  Put full effort into excelling in those areas.  It may seem like your contributions are small, but trust that they will have a big impact.  Aim for the efficient, not the elaborate; by narrowing your focus, you are sure to get greater returns on your energy investment.  

Summer is not lost on you stoner Pisces.  Whether you adventure alone or with a partner-in-chronic, the great outdoors is calling, and the air is not the only thing buzzing.  Wherever you wander, the sweet scent of sensimilla will be the soundtrack to all your terrestrial travels.  While you are certain to encounter others cruising on their own cosmic mission, remember the path you take is your own.  Stoner Pisces you can welcome the company of new cannabis companions, and the possibility of the dankest detours, or you can decide to float along following the stoney orbit you charted toward your own higher destination.  Your Summer endo excursion is a choose-your-own adventure of the highest calling.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Sagittarius sometimes it’s good to go with the flow – to ride the cosmic channels to wherever they lead you.  August is not one of these times.  It may sound nice to float lazily along the river of life, but you will run the risk of being taken through rougher rapids than you’d like.  Instead, before you embark on any voyage this month, chart your course, and visualize a clear destination.  It may add time to your trip, stoner Sagittarius, but if there is a scenic route, take it!  You may discover the perfect smoke spot, or even happen upon a fellow tokin terrestrial who is more than happy to match bowls.

A successful month at the office is pretty much guaranteed this month stoner Sagittarius.  Good old fashion grit and grind will keep you checking off even the largest projects on your to-do list.  The greatest factor in determining how high you rise in the workplace will come down to the level of trust you have in your peers.  As long as you meet early in the month to map out company goals, and everyone knows their role, you won’t have to burn up time constantly checking every detail.  Instead, you can focus fully on your own tasks, and maintain a forward moving momentum.  Be forewarned:  Keep the grind and the ganja separate stoner Sag.  If you recreate and roast bowls with your coworkers, do so off the clock.  The summer days are long enough for plenty of hazy nights, but you will do your best work if you show up with a clear head.  

Stoner Sagittarius there is one mantra this month within the personal sphere:  Say it out loud!  It’s not just about speaking your mind, but rather expressing clearly your wants and needs.  Open lines of communication will help you to expand the smoke circle, strengthen bonds with cannabis companions, and most importantly, help you avoid bunk bags of bud.  This includes puff puff passing on the negativity of others.  Your August is better spent filled with good people, sticky greens, and exploring the great outdoors.  Use your herbally enhanced third eye vision to avoid being brought down by negative vibes.  As long as you keep your smoke circle close, and your favorite strains well stocked, you will have all the ingredients needed to enjoy a well baked summer.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Scorpio the month of August will be filled with challenges and triumphs.  Gears within the grinder of life may become stuck with sticky communication; but once these gears break free, cosmic support will give a gentle push in the direction of progress.

Little Scorpion be forewarned:  Complexities within communication will cause tension and misunderstanding.  But the sting of conflict will be brief!  Rise above the fray stoner Scorpio.  Chill out with the sacred herb in moments of frustration.  Cloud up the room, and give hazy communication time to clear.  All will return to normal operation within the smoke circle once calm, chill, and medicated heads have time to gain an elevated perspective.

Pay attention to dreams early in the month.  Develop the habit of journaling your dreams.  Smoke about it, and write about it.  Even drawings or brief notes will suffice.  What may not seem cogent or connected at the time, could become instrumental to progress near the end of the month.

Be mindful of workplace sabotage as the New Moon of the 18th approaches. The days preceding the New Moon could be strife with uncooperative, and down-right obstructive, behavior.  Now you know what to look for stoner Scorpio.  Manifest patience and keen third eyesight with meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  From a higher elevation, you will see this behavior more as an anomaly than an entrenched pattern.  Perhaps you will decide to diffuse the situation with kindness and understanding.  Allow the wisdom of the sacred herb to guide your defensive strategy.

The New Moon of the 18th also marks a line of transition for cosmic support.  Before the New Moon it may seem like you are on a defensive footing, but after the lunar event the gears of the universe should loosen.  This will allow a freedom of movement unseen in August.  Use this freedom of movement within the universal influence to celebrate and recreate with cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances.  Remember those dreams early in the month stoner Scorpio?  Now is the time they may become more clear in your cosmic timeline.  Do not sacrifice your mental or physical health for the sake of others.  There will be plenty of opportunities to puff puff pass with like minded tokers, with kindness and progress at heart.  End the month with a bowl and a bang stoner Scorpio, it’s your time!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Taurus August sets up to be a blessed month with two distinct periods of progress.  Who says you can’t have it all, and smoke it too?  It could be said you will be living that dab life in the first half of the month, and using that flower power in the second half.

First Half:  The cosmos is sending a gift of companionship in the first half of August stoner Taurus.  Get out, enjoy the company of the canna-crew!  This may seem easy enough, but it will require action.  Mind over body my stoic stoner Bull.  Action over complacency.  You may have doubts about your terrestrial excursions; these doubts are natural.  Toke time to contemplate with the sacred herb.  First forgive yourself for reluctancy.  Then push, pull, and prod yourself into the fray.  Use the sacred herb as a confident catalyst to join the smoke circle.  Once there, you will find strength in the canna-fam.  Live life out loud in the first half of August.  Love, empathy, enjoyment, and companionship are all words to focus on while you chop it up, and smoke it up, with the canna-crew.

Second Half:  Planetary influence supports a solitary existence in the second half of August stoner Taurus.  Puzzles and problems are best solved with sacred meditation and a high-minded perspective.  I cannot give a strain recommendation for this period.  You will need to create your own cannabis strain test.  During this period, focusing on the details of the puzzles and problems will be difficult.  Sativa strains may help with clarity and energy, but they could also create a crashed frizzle-fried mental state.  Indica strains may help slow the pace of the puzzles and problems to help solve them, but it could also numb the senses to key aspects of solutions.  Thus, experimentation for each unique stoner Bull is required to find the right canna-tool for the period.

Use exercise as a break in between your experimentation with the sacred herb.  If a smoke session goes awry, perhaps you can create a hot yoga cleansing within your home.  A brisk walk or run does a great job to clear the air and change the mood.  You might find these meditative exercises put you in a problem solving mindset, and the choice of strain was right all along.

August is a truly blessed month stoner Taurus.  If variety is the spice of life, you certainly will be living right!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Virgo the month of August sets up to be quite a wonderful period filled with cosmic progress and stoney companionship.  But the best news is this:  All that is required from the universe is within you my stoner Virgin.  Your cannabis prescription for August is open, so long as your natural traits, and wonderful nature, are unimpeded from leading you into the terrestrial fray.

In August there is a blessing from the planetary alignment that will expand your social wavelength.  Embrace a new comfortability within the crowd stoner Virgo.  Your smoke circle will almost certainly expand this month, and communion with the canna-crew will hold the key to personal progress.  You will almost certainly feel the increase in vibration through your meditations with the sacred herb, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.

Don’t forget to be yourself!  Stoner Virgo you have a natural instinct for organization and truth.  Your perceptive mind and strong spirit are a blessing from the cosmos.  So often your strength of spirit and analytical nature can get you into trouble.  These experiences have caused anxiety and a cautious approach in the past.  Not this month stoner Virgo!  Let your freak flag fly, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will bring support and appreciation. 

The month ends with complex cosmic conundrums.  Problems will come in the form of puzzles, but you can solve them stoner Virgo.  The cannabis prescription may be open for most of the month, but after the 24th, your sacred stash box must contain Sativa cannabis strains.  Energy, focus, and clarity will be required to finish the month with strength of spirit and progress at heart.  See through the traps of crossed wires with your herbally enhanced third eye vision.  Keeping the peace while analyzing that crucial puzzle piece will ensure the progress of the month is banked for future time periods.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

Stoner Aquarius Summer is in full swing, and there are endless trails and bowls to blaze.  Whether you fill your calendar, or leave your schedule wide open, the physical and philosophical worlds are yours to explore.  And, often you will be able to adventure through both at the same time.  Whatever your plans are, they should include many endo-excursions in the great outdoors.  Find your zen stoner Aquarius!  Whether it is at the top of a mountain, or at your favorite secluded smoke spot, light one up and free your mind.

Some at work may look at you this month, and think you have your head in the clouds.  But those who share your herbally enhanced third eye sight, will see your quirky approaches for what they are, creative and potentially groundbreaking.  Regardless of the vote of confidence you receive from your coworkers, know that as long as you have the determination, you have the tools needed to manifest your vision.  However; many hands make heavy work much lighter.  If you can enlist the skills and support from allies in the workplace, you will see your plans come to fruition more quickly, and with fewer setbacks.  When you have multiple minds on a project, remember that disagreements do not always need to become arguments.  Keep the peace pipe packed if you are fortunate enough to get to puff puff pass with your coworkers.  And if work is a toke-free zone, as long as everyone is willing to keep their ears and minds open, you can find common ground to maintain forward moving momentum.  

Stoner Aquarius others may rely upon rose-tinted glasses, but your high spirits come from your own genuine good vibes and optimism.  This August you will have the opportunity to inspire and uplift all in your smoke circle. However, this doesn’t mean you are responsible for everyone else’s problems.  Just being your kind and generous self will be enough to brighten anyone’s day.  So whether it’s sharing a bowl with your closest cannabis companions, or firing up a fatty with a fellow stoner you meet out on a trail, bring your stash, your stoney smile, and keep your summer smokey.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Virgo the month will start with your head high in the clouds. However, your feet will be firmly grounded. You should be on maximum grind mode in the early days of September. Sunny afternoons should be spent soaking up, and smoking up the last days of summer. Toke time for musing with the marijuana crew, and conspiring with the cannabis cohorts. These social smoke sessions will help everyone view small terrestrial details from a wider, and higher perspective.

You can expect cannabis companions to come to you for advice in the first Fall month. Embrace the role of the ganja guru stoner Virgo. You appreciate that others seek your wisdom, and trust your guidance. Sharing kind words, and possibly tough love, in the early weeks of this period will be important. In the final weeks of the month, you will be the one who needs to rely on a helping hand. Just remember that sharing is caring, and it works both ways. At times it means puff, puff, passing those fresh and fragrant greens when things are going good; and to keep puffing-on to share in the struggle, and help each other rise above the hazy fray during tough times.

Work will be vigorous. But don’t worry, busy is how you like it. The month of September will be filled with hard work and strong investment into passionate projects. Although you work best alone, this month you may find friends and coworkers keeping up with your pace. Lean into any potentially beneficial collaborations, even if you have to feign enthusiasm. The returns on investments may surprise you.

Everything sounds great, right? Smoking and sharing the highs and lows with the cannabis crew on the weekends, and getting substantial work done while on the clock. The advice to go head first during the early weeks of the month should not be ignored. September 22 marks the autumnal equinox; the final day of summer and most importantly a drastic pivot point for the stoner Virgo. They will not disappear, but those good cosmic feelings might burn a little cooler. Those same wonderful creative projects can become burdened with deadlines and enthusiasm might wane. In the days after the equinox it is advised you don’t over toke, but select your sessions to relax for clarity. You can’t prevent the positive waves from the beginning of the month from crashing into confusion, but you can prepare. So, keep calm, stay strong, and smoke on, stoner Virgo.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus September could be called a tale of two phases. One phase you could imagine like that first high: A symphony of sound, vibrant and detailed, and the pressing urge to take in and devour everything around you. The second phase, might more closely resemble a bad trip: Difficult to relax, disorienting, and at times feeling like things are a little too real. In order to enjoy the excellent ups, and endure the daunting lows, you will have to pay close attention to your spiritual reserves, and be wise with your karmic credit. This means saving it up during the good times so you will have enough in the bank to cash in during more stressful times. There is little you can do to prevent the roller coaster of life from taking course. Ride all the twists and turns, and acknowledge the reality that what rises high, will eventually fall.

Stoner Taurus you can’t avoid times of folly. You can prepare for them by diving deep into the positive and fun times. When opportunity arises to hang out with your partners-in-chronic, be sure to put them in your pipe and smoke them up every chance you get. Especially in the first half of the month, you can expect security on the terrestrial plane. A pleasant normalcy and comfort-ability will permeate throughout daily life. You will have the freedom to spread those good ganja vibes. Roll ‘em up, and smoke ‘em down stoner Taurus. The cannabis crew is ready to make sure summer goes out in a blaze! The good times will be full and fruitful, even work will hum along at a pleasant pace; but remember, these feelings will not last forever.

Eventually, the sun will set on the smooth sailing days, making way for rougher waters. The secretive stoner Taurus may lose their ability to disguise emotions, and they will feel more vulnerable to the changing tides. Yes, this period may leave the stoner Taurus feeling raw, bare, and exposed to the harsh elements of the cosmos. But, fear not by bold stoner Bull. Call upon the positivity and passion you stock piled during the first half of the month to help you weather the coming storms. Toke time with the sacred herb to cope and soothe the nerves. Friends with weed are friends indeed. Sharing your favorite strains with your favorite cannabis companions will help you regain your balance until you are able to rely upon your own stoney sea-legs. The boat is going to rock sometimes stoner Taurus, you can’t help this. But, you can relax and enjoy the motion of the ocean. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see that the storm will eventually pass, and clear skies will shine on you again.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Strap in, load up, and blast off stoner Scorpio. The first Fall month could be a time of great growth and progress, but only if you toke time to cultivate this growth within your own volition. A cosmic opportunity presents itself this month. September is the optimal time for a deep exploratory dive into yourself. Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away the chaotic vibrations of the terrestrial world. Seek connection to your internal voice and guide.

Medicated internal voyages should not be viewed as sedentary monk-like meditations. Don’t be afraid to coordinate a passion project with this time to yourself. These internal dives will be beneficial, but be forewarned: Monitor your surroundings. Daydreaming while driving 70mph is not advisable.

Much like finding the time for solo sacred smoke sessions, proactive efforts may be required for social sacred experiments. Don’t get butt hurt if the canna-crew doesn’t reach out for puff puff passing enjoyment. Toke time to make the connection yourself. After the autumnal equinox of September 22nd, universal influence may shift. Seeking smoke circle companionship from the canna-crew will be required. Puff puff pass with cannabis cohorts to help balance yourself amidst a shifting emotional landscape. A group meditative smoke session may help bring down those barriers you have built. Combust the sacred herb and commiserate with your fellow terrestrial tokers.

Slow your roll in the workplace stoner Scorpio. There is plenty of time to get the task at hand accomplished. Quality and efficiency are a delicate balance to achieve. A work-centric solo smoke session should focus on positivity. Negative internal thoughts could create a frenzied rush to the finish line. A smoke session with the sacred herb will show there is no finish line to a job well done. Breathe, inhale, and proceed stoner Scorpio.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Sagittarius kick on back as the seasons change, September is sure to be a positive month. The current planetary alignment ensures social energy will be high. Be sure to avoid those sacred strains that make you paranoid within crowded spaces. Self confidence and sure footing will be required among fellow toking terrestrial astronauts in the first Fall month. But don’t over-do-it my bold Centaur; everything you have to offer within yourself is adequate for your cannabis crew. Be careful not to overcook self confidence relating to sensitive tokers within the smoke circle. You can be intimidating stoner Sagittarius. Keep the chill aspect of the grateful green in mind when surrounded by your canna-crew this month.

In the workplace a scatter-brained confusion could descend over the stoner Sagittarius. This won’t hamper your ability to accomplish the task at hand, but it may create a frustrating work environment. Keep the pipe at home. There is plenty of time for toking after the work day is done. Try to limit the hazy daydreams about after-work social plans. In the end, these daydreams may contribute to the sporadic nature of time on-the-clock. Work first. Toke second. You got this stoner Sagittarius.

You have been hard at work, nurturing the seeds of internal growth for quite some time. All this time feeding and sustaining internal growth for the purposes of harvesting fruitful rewards. You and your internal guide are the sacred cannabis plant bursting from the soil. September is the time to harvest the fruit of your effort stoner Sag. The key to cure this sacred harvest will be introspection. Toke time for internal reflection with the sacred herb. An epiphany of internal understanding awaits, so long as you have nurtured the sampling deep inside of yourself.

Enjoy the harvest stoner Sagittarius, but be forewarned: Do not seek recognition for your own internal harvest. This breakthrough will be entirely personal and without accolades. The general difficulty of September is the likelihood your internal mission will be the focus of your terrestrial adventure, even though you will experience adequate social opportunities. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for internal guidance and growth. Bask in the bountiful harvest you have cultivated in previous periods. But don’t count on back-pats and high-fives while you are trimming and curing the personal connection to your soul.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

The planets in September have aligned for great impact on most of the stoner star signs. But not the stoner Pisces. With no negative or positive universal impact in September, the stoner Fish will be able to swim through the stream of life under their own power with no help or hindrance from the cosmic current.

Relax, breathe, and inhale the sacred herb for guidance and connectivity to your inner self. There is no specific herbal strain prescription for September. However, you should stock your stash jar with multiple varieties of sacred strains. Think of your stash jar as a cosmic tool kit. The right tool is needed for specific tasks throughout the month. Hard work and a diligent attitude will be necessary during the first Fall month. Equally counter to the economic grind, will be periods of rest and recuperation. Hence, Sacred Sativa strains will help with focus and inspiration; whereas sacred Indica strains will assist in personal moments of deep thought and restful repair.

Time within the smoke circle is important to connect with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The smoke circle of life is connected by each person, puff puff passing to the left. Be cautious around the dreaded “camper” stoner Pisces. For the most part September will be a coordinated puff puff pass with your canna-crew, but there will be cannabis companions that need more of you than you ask of them. There may be a time when they camp on the bowl, and unleash their problems in your direction. You must remain balanced in the cordial cannabis connection with your smoke circle acquaintances. Do not lift the heavy burden of others. As you swim through the river of life, don’t get hooked by the negative bait!

Self care will be an important aspect to this period. However, don’t get self care confused with large expenditures. There are plenty of blissful relaxed excursions that don’t require monetary coin. Each person has their own way of finding connectivity with their internal guide. Seek out these moments to maintain a positive alignment. Whether you steal yourself away from the world with a home crafted hot yoga session, or you hunt on a hike for that rare smoke spot with a special canna-buddy, toke time for self in-between the diligent work marathons.

Didn’t you know stoner Pisces? September is the new fourth month of summer! Happy toking!

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Libra you have spent the summer on the road traveling countless miles. Whether these were literal miles on that much needed summer getaway, or spiritual advancement, you’ve covered a lot of ground. As the days transition toward autumn, you should know that the ride is far from over. However, the path will be a different one. In the previous phase you were the wild child, going where the wind took you, and indulging your wanderlust. In the current phase you will move forward with more direction, and with a specific destination in mind. Don’t worry though, stoner Libra, this doesn’t mean you have to sell out or settle down. September will be just as quirky as the early months of summer, and just as smokey. Instead of cannabis inspired cosmic voyages to nowhere in particular, your stoney adventures will be memorialized at your favorite smoke spots. Keep the wheels, and the greens, rolling stoner Libra, you are headed toward your next great adventure.

Smoke circle expansion is assured this period. Instead of bonding moments with the canna-crew, stoner Libras may find themselves sharing blissful moments, and big bong rips, with strangers. Of course, strangers can become acquaintances, and in time acquaintances may very well become close cannabis companions. Be generous with your thoughts and genuine with your heart stoner Libra. If you do, you will grow your smoke circle and subsequently your support system. This means you will have more people to lean on during the rough times, and to celebrate with during the good times. During these moments of great ganja with good people, you will be reminded of the sacred realization that we are all connected.

The autumnal equinox on the 22nd will mark a sharp planetary transition for the stoner Libra. The clouds will part, and your terrestrial mission among your smoke circle will achieve clarity. Those who know you will see your inner light shine through darkness as the month progresses. But, do not expect to be applauded by the rest of the stoner Zodiac. Other stoner signs may be going through their own transitions at this time of changing seasons, and not all of them for the better. Although your radiance will attract others to your presence, and perhaps even inspire them, remember you cannot fix things for everyone. Sometimes the best way to help, is to pull up a chair, be ready to listen with a packed bowl for two.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Leo even the fierce lion leader of the stoner zodiac sometimes needs to take a breather. Although your skin is thick, the busy summer season has left you feeling spread a little thin. As the calendar changes to September, you may find yourself wondering how you got here. Too many projects may require you to turn your attention in more directions than is reasonably possible. It’s okay, even for you, to take a break from the seemingly endless grind. Blow off some much needed steam by blowing out those smokey O’s. Toke time to prioritize your to-do list. Don’t abandon the goals and milestones you’ve been working towards; rather, relax and take a pause. Puff a few bowls of the grounding ganja, and rethink your plan of attack. Once the smoke clears, you will be refreshed and ready to charge ahead.

Be mindful of the fact that not everybody can be as happy-go-lucky as you stoner Leo. Take a step back, stoke a bowl, and seek understanding from a higher perspective. A few solo smoke sessions can give you the ten thousand foot view needed to better empathize with the struggles of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Sometimes all they need is a little space and a sympathetic ear. While this may not seem like the most exciting prospect, realize it isn’t asking much. It might sound like a big ask to be passive, but the reality is this: You can be a great canna-buddy by the simple act of being an active listener. By being there when your buds need a listening ear, the bonds which bind you with your cannabis companions will only grow stronger.

Stoner Leo you may be accustomed to constantly socializing with the pride. But, in September there is immense potential for personal growth from deep dives of introspection with the sacred herb. These contemplative meditative moments can ease the pressure of the work grind, and help you meet the needs of your own stoner tribe. Digging deep within yourself may be exactly what is required to rise above the perplexities of the period.

Whether or not you take a breather from the economic grind is ultimately up to you stoner Leo. But know there may be consequences if you don’t. An explosive emotional moment could erupt if you do not take the time to care for yourself. This may manifest physically as a cold, or the general feeling like your cosmic spacesuit is in need of repair. Be mindful, it could also occur as conflict between you and your cannabis companions. And those wounds can take much longer to heal.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

Where did the time go stoner Gemini? Work sometimes acts as a time travel device that catapults you into the future. Seasons change and you are left wondering, “Where did the time go?” Toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a catalyst for understanding this time machine conundrum. A well placed medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will connect you with your inner self. Deep internal contemplation with the sacred herb will reveal what is important within your cosmic mission on this terrestrial plane.

Block out negative or guilty thoughts stoner Gemini. Seeking clarity, and taking action are not selfish. There are plenty of times to match bowls with cannabis companions. There are also times to close the shades and spark up a solo session. As long as you are engaging your internal guide, these choices are yours to make without frivolous external concerns.

There is a light at the end of the bong stoner Gemini. You have been working so hard that time has drifted away unnoticed. September will mark a transition away from the economic grind, and into more personal concerns. Work will still be present, as we all must find our way in the gears of our economic system; but your head will escape being buried under the to-do list. Sacred smoke sessions will also transition during the month from coping tokes of relaxation, to inspirational adventures in the clouds.

Overall you might find this period coincides with the outdoor cycle of the sacred herb. You have put in a lot of hard work nurturing your plants. Losing track of time is natural as you complete all the tasks to help your ladies grow. Now that Fall is here, the time has come to harvest the rewards of your hard work. Pick, trim, and ignite the benefits of hard work stoner Gemini.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Capricorn settle in and enjoy the ride. September will be like a gentle drive on cruise control. No sacred herbal prescription is required this month. All strains of the sacred herb are open for your toking interpretation. Put on your favorite smokin playlist, sing along, and seek the rhythm of the first Fall month.

One word of caution as you stroll into the period with confidence and safety at heart: Other stoner star signs may experience more of a roller coaster affect from the planetary alignment of September. Toke time for a mindful medicated meditative smoke session on empathy and understanding of other’s perspective and experience. Stoner Capricorn the more you understand the ups and downs of your fellow terrestrial astronauts, the better you may hitch rides on the highs, and step away from the lows. Avoid being the designated driver for bad trips. You have your own cosmic mission in progress.

Don’t let this melodic period slide by. With work and social spheres on cruise control, time may pass without consequence. Toke time for self stoner Capricorn. Whether it be rest and recuperation, a vigorous workout, or dedicated time with that passionate art project, you will have to toke the time to make it happen. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep into yourself and discover what your internal guide needs to fuel your terrestrial mission. Make it happen! It’s up to you! Even though the cruise control is set, you must be the captain of your cosmic vessel.

September will be a comfortable road to travel. Don’t veer off course to indulge the petty dramatics of other stoner star signs. Internal progress will be found within, but only if you seek it. Focusing on self isn’t a selfish motive, but sometimes a necessary step to accomplish important steps on the road of sacred progress.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

How are you feeling stoner Cancer? How are you really feeling? Of course, you are the only one who can answer this question. This month will be one long journey of figuring it out. Slowly but steadily your emotional enigma will begin to take form as you figure out where each piece of the puzzle fits. It will be a long process; but eventually the fragments will come together, revealing the bigger picture of something beautiful. In the end, you will emerge feeling more complete and confident. But know the process and path towards this end will be dynamic, demanding, and at times … daunting.

Sometimes in order to know where you’re headed you have to look back on where you’ve been. Medicated meditative smoke sessions throughout September will help you contemplate harmful emotional situations of the past. What decisions contributed or caused these undesirable outcomes? What path might you have traveled differently knowing what you know now? While you can’t go back and change them, you can use this knowledge to help influence future endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye. Sweet and stimulating Sativa strains will be the most beneficial to this cause. They can contribute to clarity of the mind and sharpness of the spirit.

Stoner Cancer there will be times this period when the only way to settle the inner voice of apprehension, is to engage it. There might be a part of you that constantly wants to point to “what happened last time.” It is important to acknowledge this, but it is also okay to puff, puff and pass on the fear that is holding you back. Self care will take you much further than self harm, even if that harm is hesitation. You can combat this stagnation by establishing a self health regiment: Exercise, create, recreate, recharge and repeat. What inspires you, my stoner Crab, can ignite you. Allow your inspirations to be a driving force, and let your passions burn away the doubt.

The highs and lows of the period will be felt, both socially and in the workplace. You may find it difficult to hide your inner struggle from your peers. Communication will be at the heart of the emotional roller coaster. Seek out a higher vantage point with the sacred herb. Understand that communication is a two way street stoner Cancer. You must be willing to meet your cannabis companions on the same level. The message you send may not always be the same as the message received. If confusion persists, don’t let it linger. Toke on it, and talk it out. Don’t let misunderstanding cloud the conversation of life.

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Aries Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Aries how hard is your hustle? How good is your grind? The month of September will be all about realizing the true extent of your grit. There will always be an endless to-do list. It is up to you to search out the challenging projects that bring the desired sense of satisfaction. You are not one who is quick to choose the easy way out, but you can also lose interest if a task does not provoke a certain cerebral stimulation. The goal will be to find the proper balance between getting stuff done, and stoking your curiosities.

This season there will be times where you puff puff pass on sharing the grass with others; Instead toking time to puff puff by yourself. Fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts might take this as a slight. Be sure to make clear that there are no hard feelings. It will be up to you to carve out time for solo smoke sessions to tend to the soul and connect with your inner spirit. Sometimes the best way to prepare for external pressure is to turn your attention inward. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to ease the pressure of the terrestrial world. Cannabis concentrations will help you reconnect with the inner self, and prepare you to be a better bud.

Stoner Aries September is a great month to work out old kinks in familial relationships. Just like a good purveyor of the sticky sensimilla, sometimes you need to pick out the seeds and stems. Smoldering bowls of conflict must be extinguished as they flare up. As daunting as it first may sound, it will be prime time to air grievances and settle past beefs. The peace pipe is precisely for these situations. While everyone should be allowed to express their side of the issue, it will be the shared stoney experience that enables all involved to meet on common ground, and rise above the haze of conflict.

Once you have cleared the air, you will enjoy more lighthearted evenings with your smoke circle. With everyone in higher spirits, you will be able to gather peacefully around the campfire and contemplate the cosmic conundrums that riddle us all. While the days may grow shorter, adventures will be in no short supply. As it happens, a little birdie told me the first month of Fall is the new fourth month of summer. Keep those bowls packed and the fire burning stoner Aries.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Aquarius September will mark a period of great transition. Courage has been building like water behind a dam. This month the dam finally gives way. Bold decisions will be allowed to flow freely to their natural progressional position.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to reinforce confidence. Repeat the mantra of famed psychologist Stewart Smalley, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gonit people like me.” This change has been building for some time. The planets have aligned to create a window of opportunity that supports this bold move. Seek clarity of insight with a balanced hybrid sacred strain this month. Find the inspiration of the creative Sativah, and the nerve soothing chill of the Indica. You will need emotional balance to execute this physical change.

Of course this transformation will be unique to each stoner Aquarius. No matter the size or depth of the decision, each stoner Aquarius must seek the confidence and resolve to execute their grand plan. Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions throughout the month. Solo sessions are advised, but sometimes a deep intimate session with a cannabis companion can inspire confidence, and strengthen resolve.

Whether your grand change is as large as moving your physical location, or as basic as a new hairstyle, the effects of this change will reverberate through multiple perspectives. Fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will now see you differently, and perhaps you will see yourself in a new light as well. Confidence in self and understanding of shifting perspectives will be a large aspect of the meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Smoke on this stoner Aquarius: You cannot control the reaction of cannabis companions, but you can control your expectations of their reaction. Limit your expectations, and focus on yourself.

One big blessing of this transformative period will be the potential additions to your expanding smoke circle. Tons of fellow midnight tokers and backyard puffers will be buzzing about. You may not be able to puff puff participate in every pot pow-wow, but the options and opportunities will be like a warm smile from a new friend.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope April 2019

For the stoner Virgos that felt last month’s challenges with intensity, you’ll be pleased to know that Mercury’s current alignment will minimize both the positive and negative aspects of April. You could say the cosmic house is empty, so this would be the perfect time to throw on your favorite dancing skivvies and let loose. Spark one up, and get your sock slide going. In April it will be crucial to get up, dust yourself off, and try again stoner Virgo!

Persistence within your endeavors will significantly boost chances of success. Just because one facet doesn’t work out does not mean all is lost. Perception is over half the battle. Seek creative solutions and paths, both in work and in love. In the wise words of Mick Jagger, “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.” Don’t be afraid to think outside the box my virtuous Virgo! An unorthodox approach might be exactly what you need to keep rolling this month. Meditation with the sacred herb will assist in finding the direction you seek. When you’ve smoked it over, choose a direction or path, and stick to it.

Stoner Virgos that see what they want, and aren’t hesitant to take the steps necessary to get it, will find that these steps become updrafts filling their wings for flight. Task mastery will be high in April. Take on projects that have short term results, and thus get you into your groove quicker! This active month will bare the most fruit during or adjacent to this period.

For those Virgo’s out there who feel stuck in the corporate grind, consider kick starting that side hustle you’ve been thinking about. Not only will this allow you to do something you enjoy, but could eventually be the key to financial freedom! Perhaps your stoney sock sliding adventures will lead to a canna-business inspiration.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Taurus all five senses will be lit up in April as the likelihood of commingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts is high. Single, engaged, married Taurus’s, it does not matter. Your aura and energy will be well placed among your cannabis crew. Although you may be flying high in your cannabis fueled space suit, all the pleasures on the terrestrial plane will be available.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Behave and act with true and honest intentions. Be guarded so as not to be taken advantage of, and even monitor your own actions, so as not to take advantage of others. Pleasure at the expense of others will surely lead to a spiral of cosmic negativity. Puff puff pass on the judgement and manipulation stoner Taurus. Options and opportunities for enjoyment will be plentiful without forcing the issue. Allow the sacred herb to connect you with your inner self. Internal guidance will send you on the right path.

The work sphere can’t be put on cruise control, but the personal sphere will take most of your energy and focus in April. Mind your requisites stoner Taurus, and work will take care of itself. While the current work life may be straightforward without deviation, universal influences support a bold new idea to supplement your income. Perhaps this is the month to kick start that side hustle you’ve been researching. Much like smoking a joint, executing an ambitious idea starts with a spark and finishes with a satisfying exhale. Idea, follow through, completion, and now you are smokin!

With all the socializing expected in April, take time for self before and near the full moon of the 19th. A solo deep dive with the sacred herb in your favorite comfy smoke spot is the perfect recipe to rest and recuperate. Once you have recharged your internal batteries, you can get back to mingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019

The second month of Spring will be an active and bright period for the stoner Sagittarius. However, don’t be blinded by the positive light; dangerous moments or obstacles will certainly require engagement. A contemplative stoner Sagittarius will break through negative dangers to positive paths. Put on your stoner thinking cap Sag. Ignorance will truly be the only obstacle in your way this period.

Rule for April: Toke about it before reacting. Puff puff pass on the urge to solve problems expediently. The best decisions in April will be well formed. Time can be a great tool for solving important issues. Sometimes creative solutions are written in smoke clouds.

Use your wise cannabis connoisseurs for help where needed. Sometimes sage advice, or a story of a similar experience, will be the exact research to help you through a difficult decision. Sometimes life is more complicated than which strain to smoke stoner Sagittarius.

Last month you were advised to take stock in your resources. Crucial moments in April may arise where an asset in your inventory could take your progress to the next level. The universe is transitioning you from a period of collection to a period of utilization.

In the work sphere your active participation will increase the likelihood of success. Take advantage of opportunities to participate in work activities, groups, or meetings. Often the key to advancement at work lies within yourself. A great formula for success at work: Effort + Participation = Advancement. Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session focused on active participation. Be your own steward and activator of your own success and promotion.

After the full moon of the 19th, toke time for self. Curl up with a dank Indica strain and melt into your favorite spot. Self reflection and relaxation will assist the stoner Sagittarius to finish the month with enthusiasm. There may also be important discoveries that lie under the surface that only a deep dive into one’s self can flush out. Perhaps you’ve neglected an important cannabis companion or family member. It’s not too late to act my ambitious stoner Sag.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Do you feel that stoner Pisces? That’s the Spring sun shining rays of positivity down on you in April. However, care and attention must be given to all aspects of life to reap the rewards of this cosmic blessing. Keep your eyes on the road for shifting driving conditions! Unexpected obstacles are sure to pop up during April. Often I may give advice on strains or meditative themes to start the month off right. The second Spring month of 2019 should start with a sober outlook stoner Pisces. Call it a tolerance break if you like. Up until the full moon of the 19th, life will be best viewed with clear eyes.

Why? Changes or even surprises will be likely in the beginning stages of April. Do not fret my beautiful fishy friend. These changes or surprises will likely be of a positive nature. However, you will need your eyes on the road instead of lifting your head in the clouds. These changes or surprises can come in both the personal and work spheres. But with clear eyes and true intentions you will be more than capable of tackling all that you encounter. With confidence and sober driving, you will progress down the path of positive progression.

You can do it stoner Pisces. The sacred herb was there for you yesterday, and will be there for you tomorrow. Once the full moon of the 19th has passed, all kushy relations with your favorite papers, pipe, or pen may commence once again. The final third of the month should bring great rewards for the careful stewardship you completed in the 19 days. Share the bud and the positivity with your smoke circle. Your positive vibes will be contagious, and affect all of your bud loving buddies. By the end of the month you will be basking in the glow of the warm cosmic vibes.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April 2019

The sun will bring strong cosmic warmth and positivity to stoner Leos in April. But most importantly energy! The position of the sun this month will shed light on bountiful energy and opportunity. The increased energy from the sun will shine brightest in the work sphere. Whether you are a corporate warrior stuck in the economic grind or an entrepreneurial boss, this is the time to push ahead with increased vigor. Increased attention and output at work will lead to increased opportunity.

At work you may be like a Tasmanian Devil sweeping up work and opportunity with tornado-like power, but in the personal sphere you need to chill stoner Leo. Grind all day, puff puff pass on the stress at night. Toke time with the sacred herb to leave the work stress behind. Your cannabis companions can’t understand all the inner workings of your busy business life, but they still need you. And you need them. Keep your portable stash box loaded. A shared bowl between partners in chronic will be a healing elixir for the entire smoke circle.

You are the King of the Jungle stoner Leo. Socializing among your pride is necessary to keep everyone connected. While you are relaxing with the canna-crew after terrorizing the work sphere, lead those around you in conversation. This may seem simple, but the second Spring month will bring important insight that can only come from contemplative shared reflection.

While you are grinding it up with cannabis companions, be sure to remain true to your moral code. Be forewarned stoner Leo: There can be no double dealing. Act and speak with honesty and integrity. This is sure to be a dynamic period. Don’t muck it up with petty slights. After the full moon of the 19th, a positive cosmic rain will drench your personal sphere. But this wet heat wave will only occur if the stoner Leo stays true to their inner ideals. Cosmic support will come easy in that way stoner Leo. Upbeat energy with integrity is your thing!

Libra Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Libra although April is likely to bring heavy rain, one thing you can expect for sure, is a downpour of positivity. Just like the humidity, your energy and confidence will be high. While others are searching for their umbrellas, you will be unpacking your rain boots, and getting ready to make a splash. Just like every successful garden requires the collaboration of the sun and the water to flourish, the success of each stoner Libra will be the result of multiple forces working in concert. Trust in, but do not rely exclusively on those in your smoke circle for support. While they may guide you in the right direction, remember you are ultimately responsible for your final destination.

Now is the time to work toward reaching a higher level stoner Libra. Especially in the workplace. Whether you are seeking that promotion at work, or your entrepreneurial eyes have a new goals in mind, the current planetary alignment will support even the grandest of your aspirations. As long as you are able to stay on your grind, and put in the effort necessary, you are certain to elevate your situation. While the sky will be the limit this month, it will be up to you to keep yourself grounded. Whether it is a solo smoke session, or time spent rolling one up with canna-buddies, remember to stay true to your roots. Sometimes the best way to clear the air is by creating a little smoke.

Stoner Libra growth and progress does not happen without important decisions. Use the input of those around you for business decisions, giving additional weight to your most special partners-in-chronic. Make the most important decisions together. While you will encounter many who are ready to burn one down when the times are good; keep close those who are always ready to roll. These are the peeps who will be there even when the stash runs out.

Single stoner Libras can expect the greatest showering of blessings! Be assured the rains of positivity will affect the area of love the most. But, regardless of your relationship status, others will notice a special skip in your step. Just remember love is not a buffet. If there is a delightful, stoney snack you prefer over another, then stick with it. Do not fill your plate for the simple sake of variety.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Spring is upon us stoner Gemini. This means we are entering into a period where you will have plenty of time to roll one up, burn one down, and just chill out! April cosmic influences will usher in an era of contentment for the stoner Gemini. Investment early in the month to align the chakras and awaken the third eye will have immeasurable benefits lasting through the rest of the month. So find your zen, and you will have positive momentum as we move towards the long days of summer.

For your herbal inspiration this month, you should seek out a sweet and succulent hybrid strain of the sacred herb. The Sativa influences will keep you motivated and moving in a positive direction, while the mellowing properties of the Indicas will keep you grounded and focused on keeping your spirits lifted. Finding the right cannabis strain can mean the difference between chaotic thought and cerebral clarity. Targeted selection of the right strain helps you reach your highest potential.

With regards to both work and personal relationships, you will have two crucial directives:
1. Do not be forced into action by others.
2. Keep your cool. Avoid angry or reactive outbursts.
You can’t control what others do, stoner Gemini, only how you respond to their actions. If someone is intent on sending bad karma your way, do not react in kind. Remember it is better to respond with kindness. In other words, don’t let others’ bad vibes crush your groove!

Early in the month toke time to awaken your third eye. You will have better sight to notice more subtle changes. Pay attention to those closest to you. It is likely someone in your inner circle will be in need of your assistance around the time of the full moon. Whether you offer a willing ear to listen to their troubles, or simply share a bowl, your efforts will be appreciated.

Buckle up! Relationships will move to the next level in April. Don’t worry single Geminis, this doesn’t mean you will trip into marriage. All relationships can come under this positive cosmic influence. Longer days means you will have many opportunities for socializing and stoner-friendly smoke sessions. As a result, an acquaintance may become a better bud, or you strengthen a bond with a family member. And yes, you may even discover you are ready to turn a cannabis companion into your romantic partner in chronic.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Breathe easy stoner Capricorn, the second month of spring is sure to bring positive waves of cosmic support. In other words, you can do what you will, toke what you want, and accomplish all you set out to as long as you keep your herb to the grind. While spring flowers unfurl and the days grow longer, it will be up to you to choose your own adventures. It doesn’t matter if you are tokin’ by the lake, smokin’ by the ocean, or puffin’ your way on a mountain hike, get out there and explore the terrestrial plane! The planets have given you their blessings, so do not waste those precious hours being idle.

Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: Your travels in April will bring you to many crossroads. Choices will flood both the business and personal spheres. And choices must be made! Complacency or turning a blind eye to developments and dilemmas could potentially transform bright positivity into darker negative circumstances. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can help you avoid such setbacks. It will be beneficial for you to take a break with the bong or make a ganja-filled getaway. Not to run away from problems. They will still be there upon your return. The cannabis inspired adventures will give the mind the time and space needed to view issues from a ten thousand foot vantage point.

Remember, these decisions are yours, and yours to make alone. Other stoner star signs surrounding you may be experiencing different phases of their life. Be confident in your choices. Those around you may not have the means, or time to invest, into seeking out solutions at the moment. You will. So get your own gardening done early in the month, as those around you are likely to turn to you for assistance tilling their own fields. You cannot make their decisions for them, but you can always be a friend with weed, indeed.

Whether at home or in the workplace, listen carefully and pay attention to details. Stoner Capricorn open your third eye to all information presented to you. Vigilance in your information gathering will assist you in your quest for positive and progressive decisions. But, remain mindful: All the positive influences from the cosmos do not safeguard you from the outcomes of risky behavior. Just because you want something to be so, doesn’t mean it will manifest exactly how you imagine. Stay on the grind, and keep your mind focused on higher aspirations. As long as your intentions are always high minded, the results you achieve shall be also.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Cancer celestial bodies have aligned in the second Spring month to assist you in terrestrial harmony with the space and consciousness around you. Like whoa dude, I know. A stonerfied version of this phrase would be, your actions will have a higher likelihood of success in April. So breathe deep with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Seek the positivity the universe is shining down on you. Find the blessings of your cosmic position with a deep medicated meditative smoke session.

I have the perfect meditation tool for you this month stoner Cancer. 432 hertz is the harmonic healing frequency. Utilize this magic frequency with your herbal inspired meditation. Use this frequency as a tuning fork to connect with your inner voice and desire.

Alas stoner Cancer, April isn’t about meditating your way to a high consciousness! It’s about testing your desires and ideas in real world action. Use the sacred herb as a surgical tool. Utilize a deep Indica strain for solo harmonious meditative dives to connect your inner being with positive cosmic vibrations. Contrast this meditative herbal inspiration by utilizing a rich Sativa strain for real world terrestrial action.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, this harmonious period will be wasted without action. For every stoner Cancer the plan and action will be different, but the rewards from the cosmos the same. Celestial alignment supports harmony between internal desires and physical manifestation. These words are true in your personal and work spheres. The action may be different for each stoner Cancer, but the first step is a shared experience. The blessings of the universe are reaching out, but you must first seek harmony with the celestial bodies before moving forward with your terrestrial adventures.

The full moon of the 19th will mark a transition from heavy work to a brighter social period. Once the full moon passes, all the hard work and energy applied will seem like an investment in contentment. Seek balance in the final 10 days of the month with a low THC, high CBD hybrid strain. This change-up with the sacred herb will help transition periods and avoid hard charging burnout after intense deep focus and hyperactivity. Nobody likes a burnout stoner Cancer. Toke time for personal care before the end of the month.

Aries Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Aries the obstacles of last month have been demolished, and the rain has washed the debris away. The clouds have cleared to a brilliant display as the sun peaks. This all warming your life with a soothing cosmic influence in the second month of Spring. Deep contemplation of terrestrial concerns are in the past. Now you may feel a strange sensation, a deep internal pull to take to the sky. All paths are clear for takeoff. April is a time to live for the now, embrace the present, and toke time to appreciate the blessings of life.

April will be a very personal month for the stoner Aries. In this time you could be likened to a larva that emerges from their cocoon as a beautiful butterfly. Now is the time for this beautiful transformation. Through this process, one big deep meditative dive with the sacred herb won’t do it. Instead, toke time for several solo journeys with the sacred herb throughout the month. Seek depth and solace on your personal journey. Contemplate how you fit among your fellow terrestrial astronauts in this puzzle that is life. Answers and understanding will be found if you toke to the time to allow your inner self to speak and guide you.

Ah stoner Aries, unfortunately April cannot only be deep sea diving with your soul. The work of the day must be done. Cosmic influences have blessed you with a straight forward path in the work sphere. Be diligent, take care of the to-do list, and no harm or drama should come from your work sphere.

If you are ready to emerge from your cocoon, April could very well be a great period of transformation. This will be the time you look back on as a seminal moment of self discovery and personal progress. A deeper dive into the inner you could lead to a higher progression in the physical world. Examination of yourself could not only lead to inner understanding, but also contentment with those around you, and thus peace.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019

Stoner Aquarius transformation will be the consistent theme for April, just like the changing of the seasons. These movements will be noticeable to those around you, but growth will be primarily internal. Cosmic influences will remain minimal throughout the month. This does not mean you should float about aimlessly, quite the opposite is true. Since the stars do not have a path already charted, you will be the captain of your own vessel, and ultimately responsible for your final destination. So stoner Aquarius, chart a course, have a backup plan just in case, and set sails on your merry way. Since you are not on any particular timeline, you are invited to take the scenic route. Grab the snack pack, your favorite travel tokin’ piece, and take as many smoke breaks as you want. Whether you spend time getting hazy at your favorite smoke spot, or discover new lands to take herbal vacations, in April everywhere will feel like home. All this positive power will come as long as you are willing to adapt to new surroundings.

Remember stoner Aquarius, old endeavors can always lead to new beginnings. April represents a shift in cosmic phases. Problems or failed investments from the past will give way to new challenges and lucrative opportunities. Sometimes what we need most is not a change of scenery, but a shift in vantage point. It’s okay, and sometimes required, to hit the reset button. For you stoner Aquarius, this may mean retreating with a deep solo smoke session in order to meditate and get some ‘me time’. Or, you could seek a more social spiritual setting, and gather the cannabis crew to share the sacred herb. Whatever your approach, do not be afraid to invest the time needed to advance your story to the next chapter.

In matters close to home and the heart, be sure to solve conflicts efficiently. Don’t let issues fester or get out of control. It is easier to pull the weeds before they become unmanageable. Information is crucial in this sphere. As situations change, so might how you respond. Assess before you react in ways you might regret. Whether it’s an apology, renewed investment into better communication, or simply listening, don’t put it off. When in doubt smoke-it-out stoner Aquarius. If things get heated between you and your cannabis companion, harness the fire and burn a joint instead of burning bridges! In some situations take a break from the conflict, and try to find a little peace with your favorite piece. Once everyone is on the same level, you may have trouble remembering what the issue was to begin with.

Pisces February 2018

Ok stoner Pisces, February will be a unique month. Original and unique as is each and every stoner Pisces. As you read this cannagram from the stars, keep this word in mind: Individualism. No one stoner Pisces is the same. It is important to note that February will have unique circumstances for each Pisces more so than other months. Even though you are lumped into a group with shared characteristics, stoner Pisces are capable of wide ranging variability in their cosmic terrestrial mission.

February will be quite unique in other ways. Planetary alignment is in an opposing position to normal cosmic polarity for the stoner Pisces. Universal support will flow against the current for the reserved helpful fish. So in order to reap the benefits of universal support, the stoner Pisces will have to swim outside of their normal stream. This is a great opportunity to try something new or challenge yourself into a new body of water.

As with the variability and individualism of the cosmic winds of February, each stoner Pisces will be on their own with sacred herb strain selections. Perhaps experiment early in the month. What strain of the sacred herb will help you with creativity and calm while emboldening you to step out of your comfort zone? Perhaps a sacred experiment will be necessary. Try a few varieties early in the month. Keep notes with each strain as to the feelings and motivations you acquire with each meditative smoke session. Three key factors will be your judging criteria: Creativity, Calm, and Motivation. After your experiment you can run with the winning strain for the remainder of the month!

Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you will be out of your comfort zone in February and therefore swimming in uncharted waters. You must be diligent and thoughtful as you swim in new streams. Embarking on new adventures does not mean living dangerously.

Out of the Cannabis Closet

Question: Hey Adora, cannabis is a rough subject in my family. What is a good way to go about telling your family you are a cannabis user? My biggest concern however is Grandparents, who I know can have strong opinions against cannabis.

Answer: Wow! Just know you are not alone. Decades of drug war propaganda have definitely stigmatized the sacred herb. Coming out of the closet at a cannabis consumer can be hard, especially when loved ones have been programmed to think cannabis is the devil’s weed. The first step is to understand where your family members are coming from, especially grand parents. They really want what is best for you. Try to see things from their perspective.

Arm yourself with the facts! If your family is capable of logical persuasion, be sure you have facts like ‘cannabis is not physically addictive’ in your pocket before entering the conversation.

Consider unfolding your personal information on a need to know basis. Why do you feel the need to challenge your grand parents? Consider your own motivation for creating a challenging situation. Are you just being rebellious? If you live on your own, then simply stating that you believe cannabis is a helpful sacred herb, and it is welcome in your home is an easy way to let loved ones know how you feel. But this must come with respect for family members that do not feel the same as you. In other words, what you do in your home is your business, but there is no need to throw your love of cannabis in the face of loved ones in their home.

With respect and love, strong family bonds can overcome differences in opinion.

Kush for Valentine’s Day

Question: I need some advice on creating a kush themed V-Day gift for my significant other. What are some of my options?

Answer: First keep in mind that the presentation is half the battle. If you take the time to create a thoughtful gift, please take the time to present it to him/her as a gift.

Naturally if you are in a state with recreational cannabis, this may be a simple no-brainer. If you do I would suggest getting something he/she hasn’t tried before. I was pleasantly surprised by a cannabis drink the other day. But a simple cannabis gift may lack originality and personality. See the answer to follow.

Outside of a recreational state? Let’s get creative! Without knowing if this is for a man or woman, we can keep things generic. I appreciate gifts that are unique and come with a story. Here are some items that would be appreciated by a man or woman, and won’t imply too much or too little about your love:
Hemp Backpack: This is a great idea because you can then stuff it full of little candies or a cuddly bear.
The Glass Twisty Blunt invented by 7pipe is an innovative and wonderful little travel pipe. Make the gift even better by preloading it!

Good luck stoner lover! As long as you put thought and caring into the gift, and present it well, he/she will be ecstatic to be with you.

Aries September 2017

This Autumn, Stoner Aries, it will be okay to want it all. There are many avenues that you will have the choice to pursue. The hardest part will be the decision of what to do first. You will be able to inspire a vibrancy and vitality within yourself and kinfolk that will provide the energy to accomplish seemingly unconquerable obstacles with actual ease. While there will be much work to be done, you and yours will find plenty of time to unwind. Among its many uses, our sacred green herb will provide the perfect bonding platform. Whether it is softening critics, or strengthening established relationships, this magnificent plant will help to foster friendships and allow everyone to meet on common grounds.

It is sometimes said that teamwork makes the dream work. Particularly this September, Stoner Aries, working in collaboration with your peers will bring about the certainty of many successes. As long as your actions are deliberate, and given the proper foresight, all endeavors will produce the desired results. If the goals are clearly defined, then everyone involved in the project will be able put forth their best efforts. The most likely obstacle, the only one really, will be establishing the delicate equilibrium between much to do, and doing too much. While it is often thought that Sativas are more energizing, it may be advised to try finding a nice relaxing Indica variety. The logic is to grind hard when work needs to be done, and maximize recuperation times with good quality r&r.

When the day’s work is done or perhaps after more significant projects are completed, it will be wise to celebrate a job well done. Life on the home-front will be little to worry about. In fact, it will be a time of great prosperity. It will be important to share this positivity with your cannabis companion and bud-sharing buddies. Whether it is a brief day trip for an outdoor smoke session, or an extended adventure where the nights are filled with a sweet green aroma, get out and explore. Remember that your successes will be short lived if you do not take the proper time to reflect upon and enjoy them.

Cancer September 2017

Stoner Cancer, during the month of September it will be highly recommended that you stick with Sativas, this will enable you to keep your energies up, instead of finding yourself flopping down too much on the couch. You do not want to waste the opportunities you will have to add new accomplishments to your personal and work resumes. While there are some smokers that are already preparing for winter and bundling up, you are ready get the most out of whatever fair weather the fall might provide. Be sure to set aside specific times to enjoy our tokes; you want to be pleasantly surprised, not caught off guard when the unexpected comes your way.

Stoner Cancers can expect to have to make meaningful decisions with regards to work. Not all of them will be drastic, but they will have lasting results. Perhaps for some, it will be time to look for new employment. For others, however, they will be entrusted with a project that may not usually be under their domain. When this is the case, it will be important to note that the best decision or course of action may not always be the most obvious. In fact, it may not even be one of the options being considered. Be confident in your creative and critical thinking. Your sativa-streak at home may be just that extra encouragement to get the job done. And once the deed is done, you will find yourself genuinely amazed with the abilities that even you hadn’t known you possess.

Even acquaintances who normally might not keep you in the highest regards, will be drawn to your magnetic aura, Stoner Cancer. It could be your noticeable confidence, or your tangible positive vibe, but you will emit an undeniable radiance. You should use this influence to help to foster calm and peace to those nearest you. Sharing is caring, Stoner Cancer. Whether this means inviting friends over to break in your newly acquired water pipe and share in a plethora of munchies. Or, being there with a freshly rolled joint and an open ear for a family member who needs a listening ear. You are in a special position to help those around, so perhaps the best advice is simply to remember to, ‘share the love.’

Aquarius September 2017

This September, Stoner Aquarius, you will be readily equipped to tighten up any loose ends that you may be dealing with. You have much business to finalize, however, you will have all the resources necessary to get everything done. Just remember that the difference between success and failure will be up to you. As the seasons transition, you will have the responsibility to make the most of what you’ve got. As they say: recycle, reduce, reuse. Maybe you have some unfinished roaches, or half-finished bowls that can be transformed into something completely new. Whether it is a leftover bowl that needs to be finished, or simply the final touches on that big project that you need to finish up, this is the time to get it done.

Sometimes, we are able to get high with a little help from our friends. During September, you will be that friend who is able to help. It may be coworkers who are not able to see the missing piece of the puzzle to finish that difficult task at work. It may be a close friend who just can’t seem to see the bigger picture. But, with a little help from you, inspired by your favorite cannabis strain, your combined creative energies will be able to get the job done. However, it is not advised that you, or your peers, look strictly for the quick fix. The best use of your efforts will be to solve the problems at hand, but to look further down the road at the long run.

While there will certainly be winds-of-change surrounding you, Stoner Aquarius, you will do best if you are able to stay grounded. Instead of pursuing the highest points, you will encounter more substantial results if you are able to stay grounded. Keep to the Indica varieties of our favorite herb and you will be able maintain a consistent, solid foundation, for when those nearest to you might need a hand to hold onto.

Aries August 2017

Stoner Aries, your ambitions this month will be noticeable to yourself and to those around you. You will be able to take full advantage of the good weather and long days that summer provides you. Perhaps you have new undertakings that you have been planning, and now is the time to implement them. Or, just as likely, you will see seeds that you planted earlier in the year begin to flourish and produce amazing results. This season of prosperity will only be improved by sharing your successes with friends and your peers. Others will look to you for advice and for guidance, so feel confident in your abilities to lead. When you are not making things happen, you should find your favorite piece, your favorite strain of that sacred herb, and head out to your favorite secluded smoke spot. If you bring along friends, keep your smoking circle limited to a few. It will be important that you make good use of your relaxation time. You will be busy with many projects, so you definitely want to rest and recharge when your schedule permits.

The workplace will provide you with the most opportunities to take charge and work with coworkers to pursue common goals. It is likely that you will have to utilize your creative thinking skills, but this is the kind of challenge that you excel at best. Your aura will be clearly visible to your peers at work. Your collaborations together are sure to create lasting results and will help to move the company into new territories and towards new accomplishments. While you are making good use of your energies, it is recommended to keep pipe time separate from productive times. A clear head will only better ensure that you are able to give full focus to the tasks before you and provide the best chances of success.

With those nearest to you, Stoner Aries, just do your best to be present and to be yourself. Your ability to help others should not limit your willingness to ask others for help when needed. Just like at work, working together with your partner will only advance your relationship for the better. With such a strong support system at work and at home, this month, the sky really will be the limit, so do not be afraid to dream big.

Gemini August 2017

Stoner Gemini the final summer month could bring moments and decisions that will affect your life path. You can say yeah duh like every day or month brings these opportunities. However stoner Gemini, there is a weight and gravity to August that is out of the norm.

All celestial signs point to a pivot near the middle of August. You should think of the beginning of August as preparation for a big event. Seek clarity and balance with the wavelength you are currently riding. Meditate with the sacred herb. The species or strain will not hold a significant impact stoner Gemini. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and confidence. Only your third eye can guide you in the right direction, but you must listen to your spiritual guidance to place yourself in a position of success for the large event. A specific area of concern that comes to me is your diet stoner Gemini. Self improvement and true health comes from three pillars: Body, Mind, and Spirit.

I know, I can hear you now: “What is this big event!?!?” The truth is stoner Gemini that the big event could be more than one actual pivot point. In your workplace, are you truly happy and fulfilled? Has there been a side project or an idea that you have been desirous to begin or propose? August presents the right time to take a leap with your creative adventure. Fortune favors the bold stoner Gemini.

Perhaps even more significant than any creative adventure you may unleash upon the terrestrial plane is the opportunity for love and companionship. Yes, single Gemini’s there is someone riding that same wavelength, and the opportunity to meet them in August is high. Gemini’s that are not single, please understand that love and companionship are still possibilities for you as well. Great friends and cannabis companions can enhance life as much as a soul mate or life partner. All Gemini’s will be attractive to your fellow cosmic astronauts, especially if you believe it to be so.

Pisces August 2017

Stoner Pisces, this August you will have the means and opportunities to explore some of your more creative sides. Perhaps your hobbies have taken a backseat to the daily grind. Or, maybe there is a new creative outlet that you’ve been interested in pursuing that you’ve not had the time for. With the longer days of summer, you will have more than enough daylight and energies to explore new endeavors. The best advice for the waning summer months will be to pursue your passions. Whether there is a trail you’ve been waiting to explore, or a hidden smoke spot that you need to cristen by smoking a fresh green bowl, your next adventure is waiting. If you have been putting off these explorations, make the time, the rewards will be worth it.

This month, work will be as productive as you make it. While there may not be a long list of to-dos or tasks demanded by your work, you will have the opportunity to pursue the projects that you want to. You will only be as busy as you want to be. It is likely that you encounter some opposition in the workplace, but as long as you remember to use your words, you and your peers will arrive at common grounds. This newly achieved cooperation will only set you and your coworkers up for greater successes and allow everyone to get more accomplished. You may even find that when the work is done that you former adversaries have turned into some of your closest smoke buddies.

The best advice, Stone Pisces, will be to keep moving. Your new acquaintances will soon become close friends and your optimism is contagious and will inspire those around you to join you on your adventures. But, don’t move so quickly that you ignore the beauty around you. Find a sweet cerebral sativa to share with your cannabis companions that will help to enhance your own inspirations. If you are able to maintain this momentum and enthusiasm, you are sure to look back on an unforgettable summer.

Sagittarius August 2017

Some believe that those who smoke are lazy or simply slackers. Your momentum and accomplishments this month, Stoner Sagittarius, will be substantial evidence showing that this stereotype is not always proven to be true. In fact, you will find yourself at a sprinter’s pace, overcoming hurdles and obstacles at an impressive pace. While this will be a positive attribute in the workplace, be careful not to run too quickly through the pleasantries in life. During the brief months of summer, be sure to follow through with plans that may have been established in previous months. Whether it’s a hike on a new trail, a cannabis infused dinner party with friends, or that yearly getaway where you can focus on relaxing with some of our favorite herb.

It will be important to allow your downtime to be all that you need it to be, and to keep this time separate from work spaces. Seeds that you planted long ago, will be ripening and you will experience the great harvest of your labors. You will be much too busy turning those plans into actions and actions into results to allow yourself to become distracted. If you are able to stay focused when you’re in work-mode, you will enjoy the best of both worlds: solid work accomplishments in the day, and successful smoke sessions during the evening hours.

Be sure to give credit where credit is due, Stoner Sagittarius. All of the success you encounter, while a direct result of your hard work, was not achieved without the help and support of those around you. But, the benefits go both ways. While you have had help accomplishing your dreams, you have been equally helpful to close friends and family. This month, it will not be a bad investment to expand your smoking circle. New friends and faces means new minds to help pursue roads yet to be explored. So, get out there and explore Stoner Sag, new opportunities and people are waiting for optimistic influence.

Taurus August 2017

Stoner Taurus, selfishness is an ugly trait, but it can be a requirement in certain circumstances. In the final summer month, the planetary alignment has opened a window in which the bull must grab selfishness by the horns. Now is not the time to fix the ails of others or become preoccupied with the whims of a cannabis companion. Before you can help others stoner Taurus, you must heal yourself.

Before the moon is full on the 7th of August, inhale the finest green of the sacred herb and look inward. This meditative smoke session must be more of a medicated smoke session. You have been hiding deep desires and passions that can transform your inner growth and spirituality. Take time to be selfish and focus all of your attention on what can heal you. The flesh is your astronautical cosmic space suit. Your personal vehicle needs attention and maintenance. August is the perfect time to reshape and enhance the vessel that propels you through the terrestrial plane.

The month of August is an opportunity to draw out that passionate project you have been neglecting. Creativity and art can heal the soul and uplift the spirit. Unfortunately your cannabis companions and loved ones cannot help you with this task. Your body and spirit need nurturing, and the only fertilizer available comes from within you. This untapped creativity can come in many forms in August stoner Taurus. Perhaps there is an untapped idea or venture that is related to work, but can become your own side project. You have always wanted to work on this project, but the realities of life have held your inspirations back.

August also brings an expansive time for the stoner Taurus. With a focus on your inner self, fellow cannabis companions will seek the protections of the Taurus bull. Your smoke circle will grow without effort. But heed my words stoner Taurus, internal focus is no excuse for poor manners. Never pass a cached bowl.

Virgo July 2017

Stoner Virgo July will be a positive time. Cosmic forces will shine down on you with a warmth like the summer sun. Are you clever enough to see all the rays within the star’s gaze? Impactful events are probable in July that will affect the remainder of the year. However, these “events” may be on another dimensional plane. Awareness stoner Virgo. To take full advantage of the opportunity ahead, you must be in tune with your third eye.

Think outside of your sphere, or bubble. Bob Marley famously said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” It’s not a smoke session without the meditation. Let’s not put a theme or a target on meditative smoke sessions in July. I have a feeling things will come quite naturally to you stoner Virgo. When you are high in the clouds you can see everything on the terrestrial platform, even yourself. July could offer consequential understanding key to long term success. Whatever success means, whether monetarily or with regards to a relationship, and even great conscious understanding; Let your third eye guide you.

Action will be required to take advantage of opportunities that come your way in July. Stay close to your trusted cannabis companions. Their help will solve obstacles that present themselves. Reluctance or complacency will be the only enemy for the stoner Virgo in July. DO NOT rely on the opinion or hand out from a casual smoke circle acquaintance. Their reliability may be like fools gold. Just remember stoner Virgo, you can see and solve all problems in July.

Love, passion, and human connection are in store for the single stoner Virgo. Yes, that adventurous side may come out in the second summer month. Embrace those quirks, after all didn’t they get you this far? Just remember as soon as you become too cool the universe will manifest a quick cold.

LEO APRIL 2017

Stoner Leo, laziness is the enemy in the April time period. The second spring month is quite unusual for the stoner Leo. Obstacles will be easily dismissed and problems will be easily solved, but no major developments will come from this stage of life. The most important aspect of the April time period will be your attentiveness and production towards normal tasks that come your way. Sounds boring doesn’t it stoner Leo, but there is real magic behind the grind of April.

As long as you stay moving and stay task oriented, you should find no resistance stoner Leo. Allow yourself to sink deeper into a meditative smoke session early in the month. The deeper you go within yourself the more helpful the sacred herb can be. Before a house can be built you need a foundation. Before a foundation can be poured you need a design. The April time period will be a great time to work on those designs that can impact your life into the future. Be sure to grab your journal, spiral notebook, or laptop stoner Leo; because the ideas and designs of today could become the business and buildings of the future.

For matters of love and companionship Stoner Leo, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep inside yourself. Introspection is the key to seeing how loved ones and cannabis companions perceive you. This insight will serve you well in matters of love and companionship this month. Communication isn’t just using words stoner Leo, it’s understanding how others perceive these words. Taking your communication skills to this next level will be a great tool in connecting with those most important to you in the April time frame.

GEMINI APRIL 2017

Stoner Gemini, Spring is finally here! You may have noticed the longer days, and the greater intake of the sun’s rays leaves you feeling energized like you can take on the world. The good thing is that the universe will demand little to nothing from you. This doesn’t mean that you should slack off to just scrape by. Instead, use this unique opportunity to pursue your own wish list. Since your calendar is open, you are free to fill it with whatever you desire. Take a hike, find that secluded waterfall and claim it as your newest smoke spot accomplishment! Whatever it is you do, stay busy. It would be a terrible waste of your great potential if you expend those energies sitting on the couch. As long as you plan for these adventures, you will add many memorable moments to your life this April.

At work stoner Gemini, you will be a source of light, guidance, and inspiration. Whether you are the business owner, part of the management team, or the newest addition to the team, your peers and coworkers will come to you for advice. And, for good reason. Be sure to keep your hard work separate from your meditative smoking sessions. Your noticeable successes will be one reason people value your input. By separating your times for grinding hard at work and grinding up your favorite cannabis strain, you will maintain a clear mind which will keep you in high regard with your peers.

What is best stoner Gemini, is no one, especially on the homefront, will hold you back in this April time period. Cannabis companions will not be demanding or needy this month. Instead of draining you of your good vibes, they will be sure only to amplify this positivity. Remember that if you want company on your journey, you only need to ask anyone of your many cannabis companions. They will be more than willing to join you in your smokin shenanigans. And while it is always recommended that you stop to smell the flowers, don’t overindulge. Too much of a good thing or too much time spent over analyzing your decisions can ruin even the most magical moments.

VIRGO APRIL 2017

Stoner Virgo, 2017 has been and will be an exciting year of rapidly changing dynamics, but the April time period will run counter to this fast flow. The question is this: Can you handle a time period of peaceful endeavors stoner Virgo? There may be a feeling of terror and apprehension at the thought of nothing to do, but this period of peaceful calm is a tremendous opportunity. A quiet mind allows a creative soul to come to the forefront.

Relax stoner Virgo. Breathe and let it be. As you meditate with the sacred herb this month, focus on projects and endeavors that you are passionate about. So often you place these desires to the side in favor of the task at hand. The universe has opened up a peaceful window where these tasks will not be tantamount to your success. So peacefulness will not be complacency, it will be an opportunity to expand the desires from within. The sacred herb will help you see these long repressed interests and desires.

Work flow will not be unusual. Whether you are stuck in the corporate grind or swashbuckling your own way through the capitalistic structure, there will still be problems and obstacles in your way. With a confident calm you should be able to solve and move beyond any of these obstacles placed in front of you.

The same calm theme will be present in your personal life stoner Virgo. April is not the time to force the issue at hand or over communicate. Sometimes friendship and love is about allowing someone to be the themselves and giving them the opportunity to solve and grow from their mistakes. For single Virgos, meeting someone new isn’t always from a romantic perspective. Even simple acquaintances or chance encounters can become life-long cannabis companions.

It’s not a waste of time stoner Virgo. It’s time for you.

TAURUS APRIL 2017

Stoner Taurus, you of all people know better than anyone your likes, goals, and aspirations. The advice this April will be no different from previous months: it will always be best to stick to your roots, as they are well established and run deep. It may be best to stick with those sticky indicas. Or, avoid sativas in general, as they can cause the mind to wander too far from your current and successful path.

Do not fret, tokin’ Taurus. If you feel like work has become suddenly very routine, this is nothing to worry about because your efforts continue to produce successful results. Now, if you notice a decrease in your productivity, then by all means try a new approach. And if you do feel bored, find new ways of challenging yourself. Whether it’s taking on new tasks and responsibilities in the workplace, or finally hiking to that new smoke spot your co-worker has been raving about…it’s up to you to keep things fresh. Especially since work will not drain any significant amount of your energies, you will have plenty motivation left to smoke good once your work is finished.

Stick close to and stand by your most inner circle Taurus. You are likely to encounter more than one new face who wants their bad vibes to become yours. Remember, you have too much to do and so many loved ones who you already know want to share a smile and help you to smoke away those ill wills. So don’t get caught following others down their dreary paths. Blaze one up and be your own trail blazer. You ignite a spark in those nearest to you. Invite them to tag along. Together you will be headed towards better days and good vibes. Stay strong and smoke on stoner Taurus.

SCORPIO APRIL 2017

A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to walk down this path. Seek spiritual enlightenment often during your meditative sessions with the sacred herb. This month any strain will do so pick your favorite and keep it close at hand.

The world of work for the stoner Scorpio may change drastically in a fabulous direction. Whatever your job is now continue with your positive work ethic and keep your eyes peeled at the same time. The hard work will keep your successful momentum up and help keep you aware of your surroundings. Stoner Scorpios are eloquent in finding niche problems and turning them into successful endeavours. What do you see that you can turn into a full time job? This month will show you just that if you choose to move forward. Be mindful of your mouth this month and all good shall come to pass.

Speaking of passing…make sure you pass that joint to the left when with your inner circle! March is a fine time to keep only your most trusted friends around. In fact I’d wager to say that you shouldn’t bring on any cannabis companions until summer. Any conflict you have with family or friends will arise only to point out something that should be rather obvious. Look at it from all directions then take action to correct it. If you’re single, well it’s your month! That long awaited relationship can be yours for the taking. Don’t let your ego get in the way. Smoke about it, feel it, act on it.

All in all stoner Scorpio, there is a path you’ve been looking for that awaits you. Will you ride the waves of your destiny?