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Virgo Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Virgo, your Zodiac peers often look enviously to your example:  An easy breezy, go-with-the-flow kind of stride that keeps everyone wondering, “How DO they do it?”  As nice as it is to recite mantras like, ‘keep calm and puff on’ or ‘light up and let go’, you know the truth stoner Virgo: It takes work!

Don’t get caught up in making it look so easy.  You love it when the stars align to pave the way for a peaceful path ahead. But, you are equally excited when the cosmos has a little chaos in store.  You don’t seek out troubles stoner Virgo, yet you are willing, and ready, to face any challenge that you encounter during your terrestrial travels. 

Stoner Virgo, the secret to maintaining forward moving momentum this season will be to celebrate your setbacks as readily as your successes. Even when you miss your mark, or fail to cross the finish line, there is opportunity for growth. There are times when instead of letting go, it is better to lean into our mistakes.

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Meditating with the sweet soothing vapors of sensimilla will not just be helpful this month, it will be essential. Breath deep stoner Virgo. Inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and allow it to elevate your perspective. From this higher vantage point, you will be better poised to see the big picture.

It will be a challenge for the ever-ambitious stoner Virgo, but one of the most productive things you can do this month is to give yourself a break. You are the master of the daily grind, but right now you might be questioning what you’re moving toward. 

With the help of the sacred herb, and a set schedule for mindful medicated meditation, you will find your inspiration again. Solo smoke sessions will give you the space and setting for self-reflection, away from any outside forces or influences. 

After some much needed time spent alone, smoking out and looking inward, you will be eager to rejoin your fellow stoner Zodiac on their cosmic cannabis chronicles.  You will be ready again to rise to any unexpected detour or obstacle the Summer brings. But different from the tense, self-critical days early in the month, you’ll now know that it’s okay if you decide to puff puff and pass the first time around.  To try again later after you’ve given yourself more time to pause, puff, and prepare.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Taurus, you pride yourself in your housekeeping, your personal wellbeing, and the wellbeing of others.  Your door, and stash jars, are always open to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts. 

Whether they are seeking to take rest before embarking on their next cosmic journey, or they are there to spend time chopping it up with the smoke circle, everyone knows that they will find great ganja and good people within the walls of your stoney sanctuary. 

Although most days you love, and welcome, the company of your cannabis companions, there will be times throughout July when you will need your space. Never feel guilty about packing your pipe with a solo bowl of your favorite green, and getting away from the hustle and bustle. 

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Of course stoner Taurus, you don’t have to skip out on every smoke session with the canna-crew. But, be selective as to when you decide to puff with your partners in chronic, and when it would be better to spend some time in solitude:  Just you and the sacred herb. 

You’re all about good living, good smoke and good vibes stoner Taurus. It is when you are feeling off your grind that you should avoid joining the smoke circle. Pass on the ganja gatherings when your spirit isn’t as high as you’d normally expect.  It will help you from being unnecessarily irritable with your cannabis companions, and keep you from passing along any negative vibrations. 

But my bellicose Bull, you can develop a routine of optimism and positivity in the early days of July:  Mornings of mindful meditation will help to ease any mental tensions, and evenings spent medicating with the sacred herb can help to heal your physical ailments. 

Those stoner Taurians who find their groove early in the month can expect the ninth to bring more than just the New Moon.  As the lunar glow grows brighter through the second half of the month, the stoner Taurus will begin to see the familiar as fresh.  Replace the tried and true with something new!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Scorpio rejoice!  It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits.  Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots.  Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down.

The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclination to recoil from outward ambition.  Tail tingling, you should strut your stuff on the terrestrial plane in the second Summer month.

It’s time to come out of your cozy cave stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  The cosmos will bring a logical gust of wind into your house this month.  This base logical influence, mixed with your bright and energetic Sativa cannabis copilot, will allow you to shed your natural guards.

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Sharpen your stinger stoner Scorpio!  No soul will be injured, but your powers must be on full display in July.  Especially at the beginning of the month, release tension with contemplative smoke sessions.  Dive deep into yourself.

Now is the time to ask important questions of yourself and the universe.  Answers will surely be found this month stoner Scorpio.  And these answers will come without reservation or injury.  Your cannabis copilot will assist in the creativity of inquiry, and the rationale of response.

But what is a smooth Summer month without adventure?  Buckle up, hit the road, and make sure you take your cannabis travel kit with you.  Whether it is a backyard barbeque with the ganja gang, or a nighttime dip under the celestial lights, fun favors the baked my stellar Scorpion.

Feel the energy of the moment stoner Scorpio.  Opening yourself up to the wonder of the universe, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, may not be your usual jam.  But universal support will accentuate an expansive mind and body this month.

So much of this cosmic tale works in concert with the Sativa species of the sacred herb.  But if nerves and emotions start to fray with burnt bowls under the Summer sun, be sure to mix in a cannabis strain like Harlequin with low THC levels.  Perhaps you smoke the Green Crack during meditative question inducing smoke sessions, and Harlequin during the ambitious answering adventures.

The world is yours this month stoner Scorpio, smoke it like you own it!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period.  It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight.

Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains.  Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July.  Strains that assist deep contemplation.  Strains that enhance third eye vision of perspective.  Strains that boost energetic performance.

Every sacred mission has a cannabis tool.  Think of your stash box as a treasure chest ready to supply any sacred strain for the right expedition. 

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When I say ‘expansive’ stoner Sag, do not interpret only outwardly.  The second Summer month will contain adventures deep within as well as out on the terrestrial plane.  

You are a master strategist, my bowed warrior.  Use the deep Indica species when the moment is right for a medicated meditative smoke session to delve deep within yourself.  And switch to the Sativa species when the time is right to toke up, and take on adventure, with your fellow cannabis companions.

Do you have a go-bag stoner Sagittarius?  Be sure to keep your smoker’s travel kit ready to roll in July.  And don’t forget a camera!  The universal influence of July will push you to great heights of travel and adventure.  You don’t want to find that stellar secret smoke spot without your smoke, or the ability to document the grand event.

In the final decade of the month, events may slow down.  The impetus of daily activity may switch from conquering grand vistas, to grinding out good green and great conversation with the smoke circle.  Guarded walls of the stoner Sagittarius’ emotional core will be broken down during this time.  Relax, take tokes of the marijuana smoke, and lean into the enjoyment of good company.

What an amazing time to be a stoner Sag!  This month you will surely learn a lot about our great cosmic spaceship, Gaia.  But the true magic will be those moments you learn the most about you.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July

Stoner Gemini, the second Summer month is sure to be lit.  Your terrestrial travels will be bountiful and blessed; as the sweet Summer Sun sends cosmic kisses of warm energy to the creative Twin.

Feel the flow stoner Gemini.  This month your enigmatic personality will attract fellow cannabis connoisseurs as if a positive spell has been cast across the terrestrial plane.

You do not need the energy from the Sativa species of the sacred herb.  Nor do you want the chill vibe of the Indica species this month.  Seek out the tastiest 50-50 hybrid cannabis strains for your stash jars in July.  Bubble Gum or LA Confidential would be great choices!

Trust yourself stoner Gemini.  Get out and about with the canna-crew.  Allow the creative juices from your internal drives to guide your external activities.

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Again, there is a universal blessing in the planetary alignment this month that should attract congruous cannabis companions and ward off negative nerdowells.  Use your cannabis copilot as a catalyst to connect you with positive cosmic waves, and ride them with confidence.

Be careful stoner Gemini.  As you feel the flow of the universe, surely there will be adventure on your path.  Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate the dangers that may come with the excitement of any particular adventure.  Use the medicated smoke sessions as a moment for pause, to ignite level headed decision making.

Creativity is an active stimulent to this positive cosmic wave of influence stoner Gemini.  Stay active.  Each day will not be a blessed adventure to the next secret smoke spot.  Toke time to fill the in-between moments with creative crafts and stellar stoner outlets.  Perhaps this month is the perfect time to take up a new hobby, or work on those strain reviews you’ve been contemplating.

Feel the flow stoner Gemini.  Both Twins can, and will, work as one this month to receive the cosmic blessings of the universal influence.

And …. Don’t forget to bring a towel.