Stoner Pisces, let the summer sun melt away all obstacles blocking your progress. And melt they should! All cosmic sign posts say smooth traveling in June. The first summer month offers the stoner Pisces networking in business, a deep spiritual epiphany, and love lessons.
The work sphere will be filled with surprising opportunities in June. Take advantage of team building meetings and after work social events. You may be surprised at how many coworkers are undercover cannabis companions. You will find opportunities to expand your smoke circle and strengthen your workplace bonds. Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you are still in a work environment. As pleasure, politics, cannabis, and work blend together inside one obscure smoke cloud, don’t lose your head.
A wonderful spiritual opportunity awaits the stoner Pisces in June. Cosmic influences will present an epiphany of greater universal understanding. I have no wise words on the how, nor the way, but a deep internal exploration is almost assured in the first summer month. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on doors and windows of opportunity. I wish I could tell you the date and time for a deep philosophical dive with the sacred herb, but this month’s universal support doesn’t work that way. The main tool I can give you is preparation. Be cognizant of your surroundings. Take advantage of days where you can get away from the noise of the mechanistic gears of our capitalistic machine. Deep dives aren’t always solo. There may be cannabis companions going through the same metamorphosis. This is your journey and your discovery, don’t hide from the exploration.
The love life of the stoner Pisces will go through a similar learning stage in June. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, there are always opportunities to grow as a partner and terrestrial astronaut. Take a look around you. There are wonderful examples of positive loving relationships anywhere you look. Learning doesn’t always come from reading or class work, but mere observation of positive examples can lead to a path of ascension.
I’m not one to talk about fate and destiny stoner Capricorn. But we can all agree that there are moments in life that we arrive at a destination regardless of the decisions or actions we took along the path. The first summer month will require a bit of trust and faith in your path. Positive cosmic support is strong for the stoner Capricorn, but your impact on situations may be diminished.
Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on your connection to the universe and trust in your path. June will be a month where you need to go with the flow. The flow of time and life is going to happen regardless of your ambitions and fears, so you might as well buckle in and enjoy the ride. Don’t push for a certain result or the opposite might unfold.
So what is left to do if you can’t push for your desired outcome? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find inner peace and relaxation. Try to tune into your universal support. The mile markers and sign posts will come to you from within instead of in the physical world. However, it’s the first month of summer. Get out and enjoy mother nature. Relaxation isn’t the same thing as complacency. A vigorous hike to a secret smoke spot, or a refreshing swim in a body of water can be soothing and good for the soul. And what could be better than going on these adventures with your cannabis companions? Focus on your instincts and guidance from your third eye during your meditative smoke sessions. Find the right moments for activity for the soul and reparative relaxation for your mind and body.
The old fable of the tortoise and the hare is a good analogy for the work sphere in June. Do not push yourself for maximum effort this month! Try as you might, you will end up at the finish line in the same amount of time as with an even pace. Avoid challenging coworkers, bosses, or employees this month. The job will get done the right way in due time. Dramatic situations will surely find you if you seek them through confrontation.
The moon will have a significant impact in the first summer month for the stoner Cancer. Although significant, the moon’s influence may not even be noticed. The moon goddess will act as a mood compressor. It will lesson the highs and cut out the lows. The result will be smooth sailing in mood and temperament during the period.
Don’t sweat the small stuff stoner Cancer. Too much time focusing on the detailed minutiae will distract you from your broader goals. A great theme song for the month of June will be Float On by Modest Mouse.
On and around the 6th and 20th of the month there could be a break in this clear cosmic weather. But will it be a rain of stress and depression or a flash of love and excitement? Stoner Cancer, you must prepare for either situation. Perhaps a sacred care package of Indica in case you need to hide and cope from the weight of the world; and a Sativa packed adventure smoke box for a last minute trip with cannabis companions. Preparation in advance will help deal with a spike in emotional frequency response around those dates.
This moon compressor will impact both the personal and work spheres. Do not expect large events with a noticeable impact at work. However, if a significant problem does arise in the workplace, take a moment to contemplate with cannabis. The sacred herb can allow you to see the picture more broadly, and perhaps this significant problem is different than it first appeared. An obstacle and an opportunity sometimes are merely a matter of perspective. A meditative smoke session may help you flip the script on a work related challenge you encounter.
It’s the first month of summer stoner Cancer. Get out and enjoy your terrestrial spacecraft with your cannabuds. Summer sun. Summer fun. Everything is better outside!
Stoner Aquarius, the first summer month will be a great time to break the chains of old habits. Cosmic support will be strong for the adventurous Aquarian. Not adventurous in actions, but adventurous in creativity. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month to spark inspiration. By broadening your experiences you may see yourself in a new light within your smoke circle. Not only can you expand your smoke circle this month, but you can enhance and curate enjoyable experiences with your cannabis companions.
There will be grand dynamics shifting in the workplace stoner Aquarius. These movements will rely heavily on your internal investigative skills. How much do you know yourself? Do you fully understand your place in society and your job? Greater understanding in this regard could lead to an opportunity in the workplace. If you struggle to see yourself in the broader context of the hive, this opportunity may go unnoticed. Don’t be afraid to include a coworker in a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Just be sure to practice open and nondefensive communication strategies. Self discovery from another perspective can be challenging, yet enlightening. This information can enhance your ability to target the right tasks or projects at work to stand out from the crowd.
Stoner Aquarius, in matters of love and the heart, it is time to break out of old patterns. Try a new tact, a new friend, a new restaurant, a new smoke spot, or even all of the above. Be a leader! Organize an event or activity with your smoke circle. Perhaps a smoke spot photographic scavenger hunt will be the catalyst to catch that certain someone’s eye or boost the energy level of a stagnant relationship. Cosmic support will reward breaking from old patterns and trying new experiences. Smoke about it with a cannabis companion. The world is only limited by your imagination.
Stoner Leo this June you can confidently expect the sun to be out, and positivity to be high. You should mentally prepare yourself early in the month to get ready for a period in which you will be on a serious grind. To maximize effectiveness in both your work and recreation, it will be important for you to complete all required tasks as quickly as possible. But, you still want to maintain a high standard in your work. Do not sacrifice quality simply for sake of saving time.
You will have the unique opportunity this month to make work fun. Relax and refresh your batteries at home by indulging in your favorite sticky green. A sweet sativa can help you unwind while at the same time getting you motivated to tackle the tasks of the day. Although you may be faced with an all-too-familiar itinerary of things to do, coming up with creative approaches to accomplishing these necessary tasks can make working hard feel like it’s hardly work at all.
Getting your to-dos done in a timely manner will pay off. Once your list of accomplishments is established, you will have more time to smoke and toke on the things you are passionate about. Perhaps you are secretly jealous of that one friend who is the designated blunt roller in your group of friends. Well, Stoner Leo, you will have plenty of time to improve your stoner skills, and become the pot-rolling professional you’ve always wished to be. Whatever your aspirations may be, it is important you stay active this month.
If you find yourself in a slump, it is only because you are being idle. The secret to happiness during this time of year is to challenge yourself with new endeavors and ever higher aspirations. It’s important for you to enlist the help of your closest partners-in-chronic when you embark on your summertime shenanigans. With so much positive energy flowing through you, it will be hard to ignore the urges to share your good fortune. Keep those good times coming by having the kind bud close at hand and the homies who are down-to-ride ready to roll. This summer promises to provide plenty of opportunities for your smoke circle to discover photo worthy smoke spots.
Stoner Sagittarius grab the ganja and settle into your favorite smoke spot. You can expect the first month of summer to move at a very slow burn. Longer days, and all of the potential they promise, are officially here. With so much sun at your back, you can count on finally taking that much needed vacation. Whether it is a quick trip to the coast or roughing it in the depths of mother nature, be sure to bring the cannabis and your camera. You are certain to encounter fellow smokers on your travels, and you don’t want to miss the opportunity to capture all of these stoney memories.
During the month of June, you will have more than ample tools to handle all of your pressing business transactions. By addressing your work obligations first, you will open up endless opportunities to pursue your passions, Stoner Sagittarius. Your energy will be best used when it comes to the sphere of planning. Whether it is your peers at work, or your closest bud-loving buddies, enlist the help of your peers to accomplish what drives you most.
Regardless of whether you are the leader of the pack, or starting at the bottom with aspirations of making it to the top, it is your hard work and precise planning that will get you there. It is recommended you keep creative energy flowing by sticking with your favorite Sativa strain. By embracing the sacred herb, you will be able to explore more deeply the creative side of tackling tough problems.
Remember Stoner Sagittarius, love does not only exist in a romantic sense. Use this period of great positivity to spread the good vibes to all those who are fortunate to know you. It does not take much to set the scene and increase optimism. A simple pre-rolled cone and a trek through the woods may be all that is needed to raise your spirits. Your noticeable affinity towards adventure will leave you with plenty of canna-companions who are always down to roll.
Stoner Taurus, you may feel like this June offers nothing but smooth sailing ahead, and you are not wrong in this assessment. However, in order to experience the most substantial progress in reaching your highest potential, you should stay focused on reaching the next level of success. Don’t be lazy! You will have plenty of time to relax with your favorite strain of the recreational herb. So, be sure to keep it moving because there is much work to get done.
You will get more accomplished if you focus on getting your current tasks at hand completed. Instead of seeking out new undertakings, invest your efforts in crossing items off your to-do list. This will free up energy to invest into future endeavors. While it is advised you keep an eye on as many facets of life as possible, do not spread yourself too thin. It is important you set aside the time for meditative smoke sessions. Only then will you be able to prioritize your efforts so you can give proper attention to all issues that require attention.
Remember, patience can be a virtue, Stoner Taurus. Especially when you know you are working towards long sought after goals. Be smart with your investments. If your harvest does not yield the desired returns, it may be time to try your hand at a different crop. Don’t waste your time on seeds that will not bloom into the opportunities you desire. As long as you remain attentive to what your garden requires, you will certainly be able to produce flourishing results.
For some Stoner Taurus’, Indica strains of the sacred herb can result in couch lock. But, this June, you will find these particular substrates provide a particular grounding quality you may have been lacking. It is well advised you keep the peace pipe close at hand. You should expect at least one significant controversy on the homefront. This may be self-inflicted, or from an external cause. But, as long as you are ready to smoke it out, and talk it out, everyone involved will be able to speak their minds and follow their hearts without neglecting all perspectives involved.
Stoner Taurus, you may feel an increase in optimism this final Spring month of May. This is the best kind of problem to have. No one can say you will not encounter any obstacles, but your ambition and perseverance will make these challenges feel much smaller. The only way you will fail is if you simply never try! You have the potential to make the last month of spring memorable and meaningful. And just like the weather, Stoner Taurus, you are headed for a hot streak. Take advantage of the longer days; get outside! It could be a hike to your favorite smoke spot, a river float while dazed and confused, or simply puffing on the sacred herb with friends while playing disc golf. Whatever your preferred fun-in-the-sun activity may be, make it happen!
At work you will be straight fire as long as you remain focused on getting the job done. But, be cautioned Stoner Taurus: all of your successes will likely attract a few critics in the workplace. Puff puff pass the drama, it is important you do what you can to keep the peace. The most important thing is remember to work to impress yourself first. Others’ approval will be earned by how effectively you get the job done. If your coworkers multi task as cannabis companions, then a peace offering with the peace pipe could keep tensions at bay. A little time with the sacred herb can go along way. As most of us know well, sharing is caring, and the sensimilla can help to bring everyone to their calmer senses.
This May you will be faced with the tough, but straightforward decision: should you stay or should you go? Stoner Taurus, you are loyal to your family and friends, but now may be the time to spread those wings and fly solo. While you may require a greater physical distance in order to establish your own roots, this does not mean you and your closest canna-companions will be separated emotionally. These are your partners in chronic, Stoner Taurus. Sometimes everyone needs a little extra room to grow. Regardless of how far apart your travels take you, rest assured you will always be able to pick up and toke down where you left off.
Stoner Aries, you can expect this particular month of May to be straight fire! You have the sun at your back and green pastures at your feet. However, this doesn’t mean you won’t have to grind. It would be silly to assume that gardens yield spectacular harvests without getting your hands dirty. Be prepared to get a little messy this month Stoner Aries. The world is your garden and you have plenty of work to do. To ensure efficiency is at its highest levels, you must tackle properly developed and planned projects. Once you have accomplished your current list of to-dos, you will have plenty of time remaining to burn through your net passion project.
Stoner Aries there will be more hours in the days in May. Your biggest challenge will be to determine how you will spend them. Opportunities are only as rewarding as your willingness to take them. If you are in a position of leadership, it will be even more important for you to take initiative prompting those you lead to pursue spectacular successes. However, this may require you to be stern with subordinates who are not completely convinced such great feats can be accomplished. Be kind, but be candid. Whether you are leader of the pack, or working your way up the ladder, Stoner Aries, it will be important to keep the peace at work, and the peace-pipe at home. While there are certainly times when the two can mix, business and bud-ness should remain distinctly separate this month.
Whether single, or with a special stoner companion, you will have the opportunity to take time for self reflection. Take a chance on investing in yourself, Stoner Aries. Perhaps you will embark on hike to your favorite smoke spot. Or, you may indulge in an all-inclusive smoke session with your closest partners in chronic. Just remember, you have special someones who are relying on you to bring the goodness and the green. When others are involved, there will always be bumps in the short term, but you can rest assured there will be few bruises in the long run.
Stoner Scorpio May promises to be a creative and bright month for you. Cosmic influences will feel like a warm breeze at your back in the final month of Spring. But there is work to do before you can smell the sticky buds. Send all power to the deflector shields, and pack a bowl of inspiring sacred herb. You need to speed passed the haters onto more enjoyable projects.
Mysteries in life can be fun. There will be events in May that will not follow from a logical cause or effect. Obstacles will appear without any clear solution, and you might not even understand how it came to be. You are not being paranoid stoner Scorpio. But you don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes. Puff puff pass the mysterious puzzle piece out of mind. You should be more like a character in Dumb and Dumber than a hero detective in your feature film of May. If you get distracted trying to figure out a meaningless puzzle, you might lose a bright opportunity for growth.
Similar words can be said in relations with fellow terrestrial astronauts. Conflict in facts or opinions can become emotional and frustrating; but only if you allow it stoner Scorpio. Life is too short to stop and debate every oppositional force. Take time to puff puff pass on conflict and seek out like minded cannabis companions to enjoy your time with.
Creativity means different things to different people. There are all kind of ways to express yourself in this wonderful world we live in. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on conflict avoidance, patience, and creative energy. Take time for yourself stoner Scorpio. What is your passion project or stoner muse? It doesn’t matter what the endeavor, the universe will support your creativity. Now is the time to take that idea of inspiration and manifest it into the physical world.