Stoner Virgo, inhale, breathe, and let it be. Mercury retrograde is now behind you, and the month of September promises far less intrigue and uncertainty. How did you do during the challenging cosmic time period of August? Some stoner Virgos discovered no matter how much logical capital focused toward the Mercury retrograde, the magic of the universe and our human planetary connection cannot be broken. But alas survival was assured, and you can continue your astronautical adventure on Earth untethered to the dreaded Mercury retrograde.
Early in the month of September, take the restrictive reigns off your cannabis pipe stoner Virgo. Make plans to set time aside for a deep healing meditative smoke session. Take time to focus on your body and emotional stability. A wonderfully peaceful yoga session with the sacred herb can cleanse the body and soul. Be sure to bring plenty of water for this detoxifying smoke session. For those stoner Virgo’s not hip with yoga, please understand that calm secluded stretching is all we are discussing. All stoner Virgos deserve this personal time of rest and contemplation after the August time period.
It’s time to get back on track stoner Virgo. There will be no particular planetary influence in the September time period. However, this stagnant condition may seem like a blessing from the universe after the cosmically chaotic month of August. Now is the time to focus on yourself. Find your confidence in decision making once again. Ambitious expectations should be tempered during this time period as healing and stability should be the goal. Areas of love and work will all fall under the same influence. Attentive, assertive, and positive decision making is the key to regaining your virginal mojo after the ravaging of Mercury.
What is it that you want to achieve this month, Stoner Sagittarius? Whatever you might want to pursue, be sure that you chase after it, as you will be certain to accomplish the goals that you have set before you. And, be reassured, your success will not be by accident. While some perceive those who partake of the sacred herb as, ‘lazy stoners,’ you will have the opportunity to demonstrate otherwise. One might say, however, that you are on a next level grind. As long as you pencil in time dedicated to burning one down, you will be more than ready to keep up a very busy calendar.
Whether your approach is to tackle tasks one at a time, or whether you prefer to move around between multiple projects, you will get everything done if you maintain an upbeat momentum. When at work, you may benefit by pursuing your passions. That is to say, it will be okay if you focus on the to-dos that you are most interested in first. By beginning with those tasks that most intrigue and inspire, you can build up your energies for later undertakings that you might not have originally been as excited about, but will later seem less daunting.
While the hours of sunlight shorten and as summer dwindles, you may be surprised to find that your closest relationships will flourish and experience unexpected growth. Regardless of whether you are a Stoner Sag rolling solo, or have found your soulmate or particular partner, your interpersonal connections will prosper. Use this time of fortune for building the foundation for future prosperity. Some say that stoners are prone to forgetting…well, this month, pack a bowl and pass it around. You will be certain to create positive memories that will be remembered for a long time to come.
Stoner Gemini the first month of fall will be an exciting time for you. Blessings from the cosmos will be quite supportive on all levels. You will only be bound by your own vision and limitations. Creativity and action will be rewarded with assured success and impact.
Be bold stoner Gemini! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self belief and internal confidence. Are you familiar with The Secret stoner Gemini? To an extreme this philosophy is a complete farce, but the base elements are key to your success in the September time period. What do you visualize for yourself? Your life path is yours alone to walk, but it is also yours alone to curate. Celestial support is on your side in September. All possibilities that you can imagine are possible for you to manifest stoner Gemini. All grand visions require work and attention, but creativity and self belief are the foundation of a great adventure. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help draw these internal ambitions and aspirations out, but action and resolve will be required to fully manifest your dreams.
Action! Yes, you have the celestial support to achieve your dreams, but this manifestation will not become actualization without hard work and consistent effort. Stoner Gemini, you must take the resolution of self belief and internal confidence and apply it to the physical world. Your mantra in the September time period should be #CantStopWontStop.
You will find that positive action will have positive impact in all spheres of life. The work and creative sphere will garner the most attention, but you will find this renewed self belief and internal confidence will impact your cannabis companions and loved ones as well. Do not shrink from a challenge or pivotal decision. With creativity, integrity, honesty, and hard work you will be able to mold your life into the form you desire.
Stoner Capricorn the September time period promises to be a bright, energetic, and complicated adventure. Celestial benefactors will bring a warm breeze of energy and charisma to the stoner Capricorn in the first fall month. This supportive condition will open doors and opportunities rarely available to the stoner Capricorn.
Early in September you will feel the support of the cosmos. Meditative smoke sessions should match this gift from the universe. Leave the Indica species of the sacred herb in the stash jar. Couch lock and deep meditative dives could derail celestial blessings in September. Light meditative smoke sessions with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will match the light airy warm breeze of the planetary support.
On the work front stoner Capricorn, do not expect magic and fortune. The energetic celestial support will aid in task mastery. Avoid large investments and impactful pivot points. Work may not be exciting this month stoner Capricorn, but you can get a lot done.
Get out the tissues! It is in the area of emotion where you will see the largest impact in the first fall time period. Long standing conflicts with cannabis companions and loved ones have the potential for resolution. However, this is where the celestial support and hard work will be required. Communication and participation in matters of conflict and the heart will lead you down the path of resolution. Remember stoner Capricorn, communication has two elements: Listening and Speaking. You will find these touchy old scabs can heal with effort and understanding.
Stoner Pisces, you are a far cry away from being called a “bad fish.” If anything, you can be found guilty of caring too much. So, let it be said, that this month, you do not have to feel weird if you decide that you want to focus on yourself or specifically on your inner circle. It will be important this month to find your balance between quantity and quality. If you find yourself smoking less, that may be okay as you will notice that the quality of your green has increased exponentially. And, while your smoking credentials are expanding, so will be your smoking circle. Whether it’s finding new cannabis companions, or simply a new smoke buddy to help you work through your sacred stash, you can expect to add new people to your friend list.
Just like in the day-to-day operations, it will benefit Pisces to keep an open mind when it comes to the working sphere. While you might want to focus on quality over quantity with regards to what you put in your pipe, in the workplace, explore as many plans of action as you can. While not all ideas will be worth keeping or implementing, within the diversity of your investment, you are sure to find some positive returns. Remember stoner Pisces, you are the one who best knows your limits. Even though you might benefit from expanding your horizons, nobody expects you to do it all. If you do find that you’ve taken on too much, take time and take a toke. Taking a step back is more than okay. The whole point of expanding your options is so that you can find the opportunity that is most worth pursuing.
Whether you are a single Pisces, or currently have that special person always ready to share a bowl, remember that you can’t help others unless you have taken care of yourself. One thing that people around you have come to rely on is your honesty. If situations arise that you think require your input, speak up. Don’t worry, your voice will not cause problems on the home front. If anything, it will clear up confusion and allow you and those closest to you, to experience spiritual advancement and growth.
Stoner Libra, the April time period will be adventurous and productive. The planets have aligned to put in you in a position for success and good fortune. However, the universe is only blessing you with the gift of support stoner Libra. Blessings and gifts of good fortune will only come with action and diligence.
It’s time to take a tolerance break stoner Libra. One of the magical aspects of the sacred herb is that it is not physically addictive. Any dependence or reliance on the sacred herb is in your head. You have always been in control of the green road you follow. It’s time to turn off the green road and pave a new path for the second spring month. You will always be able to find your way back to the green road when the time is right.
The cosmos will be supportive of decisive action and community participation in April stoner Libra. Both in the work life and love life, all blessings will be up to your concentrated effort. Now is the time to participate in any team building exercises at work or volunteer for any projects within your company. What are you interested in stoner Libra? Seek out a group centered around your passion. Whether you organize or simply participate, networking with your fellow cannabis companions will be crucial to personal success. Maybe there is a hike you and your cannabis companions have always wanted to tackle. Maybe you have discussed an “art night.” The time is now to get out there and mingle.
With a clear head and ambitious spirit, the April time period will bear delicious fruit. The key will be diligent concentration and strong decision making.