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Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Cancer your true nature will shine in October. The stoner crab is soft on the inside, and hard on the outside. The second Fall month will be split into two halves in which both of your characteristics will protect and pull you forward.

The two halves of October will be split by the Full Moon on the 13th. A natural ease of movement in the first half will be replaced by a protective stagnation. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for intuition and perspective. The keys to this period will be a connected third eye and increased communication.

The full moon on the 13th divides universal influence. Socialization with smoke circle acquaintances will be easy going before this mark. After, you may become stuck in your own head with constant contemplation. The second half of the month will be great for tuning into your internal self. Self discoveries from internal deep dives with the sacred herb will assist in long-term progression. These discoveries won’t be broadcast to coworkers and the smoke circle, but it will help you relate to all of them. However, during this introspective time, you must force yourself to interact with cannabis companions. Completely shutting yourself off from fellow toking terrestrial astronauts could lead to a downward spiral of self reflective depression. Toke time to share a joint and communicate with your close canna-buddies.

As a general sacred herbal prescription for October, consider a strict diet of Sativa strains. They possess fun uplifting energy for the easy flowing early days of the month, and anti-anxiety clarity for the latter days. Sacred Sativa strains are also beneficial for intuition and communication.

Stoner Cancer don’t sweat the workplace drama. At times you may feel cold, excluded from the activities at the water cooler. Remember stoner Cancer, you are there to work. The idle drama of coworkers isn’t something you are missing out on, it’s something you are avoiding. Soar high above the gears of the economic machine, and see your place within the grinding mechanism. Do you take pride in a job well done, or knowing all the business of coworkers? Puff Puff pass on inconsequential pressure of the workplace.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

How are you feeling stoner Cancer? How are you really feeling? Of course, you are the only one who can answer this question. This month will be one long journey of figuring it out. Slowly but steadily your emotional enigma will begin to take form as you figure out where each piece of the puzzle fits. It will be a long process; but eventually the fragments will come together, revealing the bigger picture of something beautiful. In the end, you will emerge feeling more complete and confident. But know the process and path towards this end will be dynamic, demanding, and at times … daunting.

Sometimes in order to know where you’re headed you have to look back on where you’ve been. Medicated meditative smoke sessions throughout September will help you contemplate harmful emotional situations of the past. What decisions contributed or caused these undesirable outcomes? What path might you have traveled differently knowing what you know now? While you can’t go back and change them, you can use this knowledge to help influence future endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye. Sweet and stimulating Sativa strains will be the most beneficial to this cause. They can contribute to clarity of the mind and sharpness of the spirit.

Stoner Cancer there will be times this period when the only way to settle the inner voice of apprehension, is to engage it. There might be a part of you that constantly wants to point to “what happened last time.” It is important to acknowledge this, but it is also okay to puff, puff and pass on the fear that is holding you back. Self care will take you much further than self harm, even if that harm is hesitation. You can combat this stagnation by establishing a self health regiment: Exercise, create, recreate, recharge and repeat. What inspires you, my stoner Crab, can ignite you. Allow your inspirations to be a driving force, and let your passions burn away the doubt.

The highs and lows of the period will be felt, both socially and in the workplace. You may find it difficult to hide your inner struggle from your peers. Communication will be at the heart of the emotional roller coaster. Seek out a higher vantage point with the sacred herb. Understand that communication is a two way street stoner Cancer. You must be willing to meet your cannabis companions on the same level. The message you send may not always be the same as the message received. If confusion persists, don’t let it linger. Toke on it, and talk it out. Don’t let misunderstanding cloud the conversation of life.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

August will be a time of repair and reflection for the stoner Cancer.

The final summer month should not be labeled as selfish, but cosmic influence will support an internal focus. There will be many opportunities to steal away from the hustle, bustle, and drama of the terrestrial world. Your mission is to seek out and toke these opportunities where they come.

There is no sacred strain prescription for you this month. Moments of clarity and internal connection will be found in unlikely places. Even though a medicated meditative deep internal dive with the sacred herb in a quiet dark room is on the agenda, energetic activities may also provide moments of deep internal contemplation. Pack a bowl and seek your soul whenever the opportunity arises. Even within crowds of terrestrial astronauts you will be able to float away to the depths of your being.

Use these solitary moments of contemplation to align your terrestrial experience with your cosmic mission. Often we veer off the path of progress when we battle the obstacles of the material world. There is something your internal guide needs to share with you. Perhaps there is something wrong with your cosmic spacesuit you have been ignoring. Or there is an obstacle you’ve been avoiding that is blocking your path. The meditative sessions with the sacred herb will illuminate these issues, and allow you to truly see what needs to be accomplished. Not for the world around you, but for yourself.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: Do not lock yourself away for all of these medicated internal journeys. This temptation may persist throughout the month. Even though the dramatic noise of smoke circle squabbling can distract you from your internal thoughts, there will be moments available with the cannabis crew for deep introspection. However, if the noise of fellow terrestrial astronauts is too much to hear yourself think, be sure to have your escape hatch ready for launch.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March 2019

Stoner Cancer it is true: Even the greatest garden grows from the tiniest of seeds. However, the first month of spring won’t be about sowing new sprouts, but instead nurturing your existing greens. In order to know where you are headed, it is important to know where you come from. While you do not want to live in the past, getting in touch with your roots will be a crucial prerequisite to future growth. Close friends and family should be the focus of attention and efforts in March. While it can be nice meeting new people and making new canna-companions, stoner Cancers should keep their smoke circle limited to familiar faces in March.

Deep rooted stoner Cancers should feel more secure mingling among their fellow bud-loving bees in the terrestrial hive. You and your canna-crew are sure to create a buzz among the stoner community. You will see that your optimism and good vibes are contagious! Get out there! Mix it up, and pollinate positivity to the wider budding world around you!

Stoner Cancer when it comes to your work sphere, be diligent and be deliberate. It is best to take your time, and ensure accurate execution in all your tasks. This month you will be successful in your undertakings if you follow the three A’s: Assess, Address, and Act. Be sure to gather all relevant information so you can thoroughly assess what needs to be done. Only then will you be able to address each aspect of a project and properly prepare. Lastly, you must act! A plan is only as successful as its implementation. Move forward confidently in your ability to produce results stoner Cancer. Potential allies in the workplace and new cannabis companions should be approached in a similar fashion – with positive and clear intentions. While it can be exciting tokin’ out with new acquaintances, be sure to let the smoke clear before establishing lasting connections.

Remember stoner Cancer, not all self discoveries come from quiet contemplative thought. This month, instead of a deep meditative personal dive into one’s self, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek personal progression in your surroundings and the magical marijuana community. Socializing with the swarm will lead to elevated adventures, and a higher hive consciousness.

Cancer February 2019

February will be a bright and successful period for the stoner Cancer. If life was a garden, the stoner Cancer would be like a beautiful budding sprout. You will have many buds blossom if you tend them right during this invigorating period! The expansion of your smoke circle is almost certain, so be on the lookout for the next smoky sensation to sidestep into your life.

Spontaneity has universal support in February; so contemplate creativity with your upcoming obstacles and solutions! Know that there will be moments ahead in which you will feel stretched thin with all of the possible options laid out in front of you. Fear not stoner Cancer! Trying to please everyone, or accomplish every single task will leave you drained. You know what to do. Trust yourself, and make choices and decisions that feel right to you.

This month is also an ideal period for personal growth. Whether it’s a new hobby, interest, group, or club, just get out there and get involved! Social interactions will be smiled upon by the cosmos on the whole. Meditate and contemplate with the sacred herb if you need inspiration. Seek understanding from your inner guide on a personal direction. Make sure you don’t ignore digital socialization, but don’t rely solely on it either. Get out with your smoke circle! The bottom line is simple: Do it all! Flutter on by like a butterfly catching an updraft on a warm summer breeze. Just float on, you beautiful social creature you.

In your work sphere, now would be the perfect time for a good old fashioned collaborative think tank. Teamwork will help get you through the toughest decisions and obstacles. Hit the drawing board without limits or expectations. Even if your ideas are inspired from your hazy smoke filled dreams, they are worth considering. Thinking outside the box with a few creative cannabis solutions could be exactly the thing you need.

Cancer January 2019

Progress isn’t done with you yet stoner Cancer, and this time it has been joined by achievement! That is to say, the universe has arrived in January with welcomed support. Celestial bodies have aligned to bless the stoner Cancer with support in multiple life spheres. As long as you are willing to do whatever it takes, this period will be an amazing time of breaking through barriers that have long hindered your progress. If you’re unsure of where to begin, then it’s time to take a medicated meditative smoke session, and ask your internal self. All the answers lie within.

Somewhat like a tap dancing horse, your career will take the front stage this month. Your part in the economic grind will have you running hard like a racehorse. But remember to remove the work blinders from time to time to toke a moment among your family and best buds. Loved ones and canna-buddies don’t blink out of existence when you’re caught up on the latest work adventure. Progress in all areas requires a keen eye toward balance in effort and attention.

Not all career achievements come from nose-to-the-grindstone effort in the workplace. Networking, teamwork, and even social activities will boost your position. Consider participating in some team building activities. And if the situation comes to break out the peace pipe, you’ll be ready to get the positive vibes rolling. I’m not sure why you would ever want to skin a cat, but there are certainly a lot of ways to achieve progress at work.

Toke a look in the mirror stoner Cancer. What do you see? January is a great month to improve yourself and your internal image. The better you feel about yourself, the more the world will embrace you for who you are. It’s time to take steps in January to actively work on you, for you. Be the change you wish to see. What a blessed month this is sure to be.

Cancer December Horoscope

Stoner Cancer December will be a time for great introspection and notable progress. As long as you keep your focus on bettering the self, the sky will truly be the limit. This will require active effort on your part. With proper focus, you will align those chakras and find your next level of zen. Meditative smoke sessions should be often and plentiful. Sometimes you will need to toke solo, setting the scene to reflect on past and future endeavors. Other times you should recruit your canna-companions to rest and reflect with a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, embracing the healing properties of Indicas and Sativas alike.

Inspiration is all around you, stoner Cancer. Just because your goal is personal growth, does not mean you should ignore the advice and wisdom of others. There is much knowledge to be gained by listening to others’ and viewing the world through their lens.

When it comes to the nine to five, stay on your grind. Be diligent stoner Cancer! You will be on the right path as long as you keep moving forward. It is advised to keep your smoke sessions off the clock. Success will be easily attained, but only if you avoid unnecessary distractions. The best advice this month is to keep an open mind. You can expect the workplace to bring a few challenging obstacles. Just remember, you can overcome each challenge by remaining diligent, and not going at it alone. Additionally, do not turn off your emotional compass stoner Cancer. Empathy for and from your peers will be the determining factor between success and failure in this period. The more perspectives there are addressing a problem, the greater the odds are for a creative and successful solution.

Just like in the workplace, when it comes to the personal sphere, teamwork will be key. Some have said, “you get by with a little help from your friends.” This month, stoner Cancer, with the help from your closest partners-in-chronic, you will thrive. You have many fellow cannabis enthusiasts who are more than willing to help you share the load of the daily grind. And, if your canna-buds are in short supply, December will be an ideal time to expand your smoke circle. Whether it’s sharing the bowl or the burden, you can count on your bud-loving buddies to see you through this December.

Cancer November 2018

Stoner Cancer remember you are blessed! Events unfolding around you this month may make this feeling a bit harder to believe. You can’t always control what things happen, but you are still in charge of how you respond to the chaos when it comes. November will be a month where it seems like you are going nowhere fast, which is why you should avoid couchlock or being reckless with your herbal recreation time. You will not need any extra help slowing things down, so choose when you take your smoke sessions carefully.

You may want to consider taking a tolerance break this month stoner Cancer. This does not necessarily mean you need to give up the ganja completely. But you must be more strategic about when you take your toke time. There will be situations which will require a clear, logical, and focused mind. On the other hand, it will be equally important you set aside time to rest and realign your chakras. Perhaps this month your smoke sessions should be solo missions. Spending time by yourself, meditating with a freshly packed bowl of your favorite calming cannabis, will help ease the mind and invigorate your passion.

At work, you don’t need to be the most potent bud in the garden, but it will help if you are the most thought provoking. Keep people guessing where you will take them stoner Cancer. You still need to have specific goals, but it will require creative, out-of-the-box approaches to achieve them. Your canopy will grow to greater heights than many of your peers this month, but keep your roots firmly grounded. Be humble in your success. Remember stoner Cancer, there is a thin line between confident and cocky.

The brightest and most inspiring aspects this month will come from external forces. Those who are always ready to ride, and down to roll one up, will be a crucial element in lifting your spirits. Be generous with your kindness and friendship. You may not find ‘true love,’ but you will greatly expand your smoke circle simply by being your caring self. We get what we give, stoner Cancer, so keep the good vibes flowing. Even the simplest thing, like enjoying the sacred herb with your fellow stoners, will help to spark excitement in life and keep your passions burning strong.

Cancer October 2018

From last month’s endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They’ve slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have potential for great change and impact. Will you find a new direction, a new outlook, a new goal? How you play your hand is as always up to you, the crafty stoner crab.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere is expected to change this month. It does not matter if you planned for these changes. Toking a moment for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb can widen your cone of perception. Find ways to be yourself within the confines of the terrestrial plain. Be the agile crab zigzagging up the best path on the wave-whipped rocky shores of life. Opportunities will present themselves, and some will be more tempting than others. Ensure you truly know what you’re landing on before you jump. Being washed back out with the cold pull of the tide, and losing progress isn’t something anyone enjoys. Be cognizant of time, passion, and people needed for larger opportunities. Be confident! You can do this, stoner Cancer. Recall back to your first toke if you will. As with all things, it tokes practice to make the master.

Expect a rush in the personal sphere, and perhaps fetch a pail. Despite the negative connotation of, “When it rains it pours,” you’ll like this rain. For the single Cancers, be sure to set out your pots and pans. In October you will find the possibility of new cannabis companions that could light the fuse that blasts open your new path.

Don your thinking cap this month, stoner Cancer. Fly high above the terrestrial plain with cannabis infused rocket fuel. This broader perspective will help you navigate your path in October.

Cancer September 2018

Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role in your adventure. Just because things are going your way, does not mean you should leave things up to chance. Be ready to grind hard, because the return on investment this month will be more than worth it.

Pay special attention to your inner-workings stoner Cancer. You will benefit this month from many meditative smoke sessions. Whether these are solo voyages, or a full-on smoke circle with the closest partners-in-chronic, let the sacred herb help you release your creative side. While some see cannabis as an escape, you know it can be a grounding force. So, smoke-on stoner Cancer and center those chakras.

The workplace will be the most dynamic sphere in the first fall month. Perhaps it is finally time you branch out on your own to become the master of your own domain! If self-employment is not an achievable prospect at this time, then take time to assess what comes next. Whether or not you are ready to make a move, you should be preparing yourself to act when the opportunity for advancement presents itself.

The personal sphere will require your attention stoner Cancer. With summer coming to a close, and fall quickly approaching, now is the perfect time to gather the crew and hit the road. Get back into the green! This is meant both literally and figuratively. What better place to burn some good bud than out adventuring on the terrestrial plane. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the beach or week long escape far into the forest, get back to nature and remember how deep those roots grow.

Cancer August 2018

Stoner Cancer, there is unfortunate news from the cosmos in the final summer month. You should not rely on any extra support from your planetary patrons. However, there is good news! You have plenty of friends who will be there to help get you by … Thank goodness for best buds. As long as you toke time to soak up some of the summer sun and burn one down with your closest partners in chronic, you will be able to make it through the hazy days in the highest of spirits.

Your energy will be best spent focused in the workplace, Stoner Cancer. This doesn’t mean you should neglect other aspects of life, rather it will require less effort to keep them in positive standing. Be confident in your contributions, but remember to listen to the input from others. You will experience the best results if you team up on the tough problems facing the crew.

Don’t waste time butting heads with those who doubt successful outcomes. Seek out those you work with who want to reach the next level of greatness. Some believe the grass is greener on the other side. You and your closest cannabis comrades at work understand that a garden only produces as much as you put in. So, as long as you keep investing yourself fully into each project, the harvests will always be worth the heavy grind.

Because of your insistence toward spreading the good vibes, you are likely to be surprised at your own ability to turn foes into friends. Even the greatest grudges can be no match for the peace pipe! The healing powers of the sacred herb can overcome the deepest divides, and help to create long lasting bonds. Just be sure to pay attention to the intentions of others. Not everyone wishes you harm, but some will hold you back from your full potential.

It will be important to find this balance. Not everyone will always be headed in the same direction. Just know where you want to go, and align yourself with those who are down for the ride. While you may not always agree on how to get there, your true partners-in-chronic will always stick with you through the hazy times to get to the final destination.

Cancer July 2018

Stoner Cancer, you have plenty of growth you wish to see enacted this month. The good news is you will have more than ample time to implement any and all changes desired. Not only will you have the sun at your back, you will have the moon on your side. Know that what you send out into the universe, you will get back more than twice fold.

It will be important you set aside time for meditative smoke sessions. Your inner peace will extend outward, and our sacred herb will certainly help with expanding the good vibes. Be confident! Your efforts to propagate peace will benefit all those around you. When facing such a prosperous time, it will be your responsibility to share the good vibes with all those you encounter. Now is the time to substantially expand your smoking circle. This does not mean you have to burn one down with every person you encounter, but rather your odds are increased of toking one up with those you do encounter.

The good news, Stoner Cancer, is that you will be able to take it easy on the work front this month. This does not mean you should shurk your obligations or duties. Instead, you will take the role of the slow burning instigator. Your steady glow of inspiration will be the fire needed to ignite those around you. Instead of taking the role of passive onlooker, you should remember that you are the fiery catalyst that keeps the whole joint burning.

On the home front it is recommended you keep the peace pipe packed, and at the ready. While July may provide the sunny backdrop needed to set the stage for encounters with the fam, the ganja may be the required supplement necessary to keep interactions moving forward without conflict. The best advice for all parties involved is to get outside. There is no better remedy for getting back to the basics than a freshly packed bowl and a sunset worthy of photographing.

Cancer June 2018

The moon will have a significant impact in the first summer month for the stoner Cancer. Although significant, the moon’s influence may not even be noticed. The moon goddess will act as a mood compressor. It will lesson the highs and cut out the lows. The result will be smooth sailing in mood and temperament during the period.

Don’t sweat the small stuff stoner Cancer. Too much time focusing on the detailed minutiae will distract you from your broader goals. A great theme song for the month of June will be Float On by Modest Mouse.

On and around the 6th and 20th of the month there could be a break in this clear cosmic weather. But will it be a rain of stress and depression or a flash of love and excitement? Stoner Cancer, you must prepare for either situation. Perhaps a sacred care package of Indica in case you need to hide and cope from the weight of the world; and a Sativa packed adventure smoke box for a last minute trip with cannabis companions. Preparation in advance will help deal with a spike in emotional frequency response around those dates.

This moon compressor will impact both the personal and work spheres. Do not expect large events with a noticeable impact at work. However, if a significant problem does arise in the workplace, take a moment to contemplate with cannabis. The sacred herb can allow you to see the picture more broadly, and perhaps this significant problem is different than it first appeared. An obstacle and an opportunity sometimes are merely a matter of perspective. A meditative smoke session may help you flip the script on a work related challenge you encounter.

It’s the first month of summer stoner Cancer. Get out and enjoy your terrestrial spacecraft with your cannabuds. Summer sun. Summer fun. Everything is better outside!

Cancer May 2018

Spring is the epitome of change: The weather grows warmer and flowers come back to life after a long winter. This month, you will completely embody this very notion of change, Stoner Cancer. This is all but guaranteed to be the case, so you will have the important task of deciding which transformations you wish to manifest. Perhaps it is time for a new wardrobe that represents your ever evolving style. Maybe, you will finally get that gym membership that’s been on your mind. You may also benefit from a change in strains and smoking methods.

Have you ever tried vaporizing the sacred herb? You can expect the side effects to be different from standard rips from a water pipe. Usually more mellow, but longer lasting. A solid meditative smoke (or vape) session early on will help to set the tone for the remainder of the month. This will get you into a more self-reflective mindset which can help you identify the specific areas you feel needs the most attention. If you are not satisfied with the way things are going, you will have the means to change course as long as you bring the motivation.

Stoner Cancer, when it comes to work, it will be important you reevaluate all of your accomplishments with a critical eye. The purpose of this isn’t to pick apart your success or regret mistakes made. Rather, you will learn what can be done in the future to be more efficient with regards to upcoming projects. When you encounter especially difficult problems, don’t be afraid to take a break. It can be helpful to enlist the help of a little herbal inspiration at home, and come back to the issue with a refreshed mind and new perspective. Whether you work for yourself or are just starting a new job, it is important to remember the value of your human capital. Listen to your inner entrepreneur–invest yourself fully in your work now, and you will certainly see positive returns in the future.

May is the perfect time seek out greater social interactions. If it’s been a while since the crew was all together, any reason is a good reason to catch up and of course to burn one down. Maybe your relationships are good, but maintaining them has dropped in priority. Like anything you want to grow, it will take time and a nurturing hand. Everyone has something to gain by gathering the buds and indulging in some of the sacred herb. This time together can be amazingly uplifting and can be exactly what you need to stay grounded.

Cancer April 2018

Stoner Cancer are you ready to ride the unpredictable waves of the cosmos?  April is sure to bring unexpected and delightful experiences in all phases of life.  This will be a unique experience for the stoner Cancer. Your journey will be your own without a guide or map to plot your path.  Truly you will be on the edge of your board seeking balance and quick reaction to the changing elements of the wave of life.

So often I implore the stoner signs to plan and seek guidance from within to help create a path to positivity and success for the time period.  But this month is not normal or expected for the stoner Cancer. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on trust, stability, and versatility.  There is no plan when you drop in on that large cosmic wave. Only trust in oneself and reaction to the ever-changing dynamic of the wave will see you through to the end of the ride.  Live life by the moment without planning. Place comfort and convenience at the forefront so that flexibility in decision making will come with ease.

Stoner Cancer, let’s put together a sacred stash box for April.  This stash box will be like a tool kit for each occasion during the month.  Arm yourself with Sativa, Indica, a hybrid, and edibles. Be sure to keep an eye toward the strength of your sacred herb.  Occasions may pop up where a high CBD strain is needed. This well constructed stash box will assist in maintaining balance within unpredictable situations.  As you live for comfort and versatility you must have diverse tools to enhance a wide range of activities.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, a comfortable and relaxed pace does not allow for ignorance.  As you focus on the cosmic wave directly in front, you may lose sight of your cannabis companions in your peripheral.  Universal support will disappear with any selfish actions that place your flexible movements above the consideration for your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  But alas, this is all part of the delicate dance within the dynamic cosmic wave. You got this stoner Cancer, enjoy the ride!

Cancer March 2018

Stoner Cancer celestial alignments will shower you with blessings in March. Energy levels will be adequate to accomplish all desired results at work. Your attention and focus will be squarely fall on rest, adventure, and progress in your personal life. There will be plenty of time and space for meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Internalizing your third eye to explore how you relate to those around you will assist in overcoming personal obstacles.

You will have more than adequate energy to overcome all obstacles in the work sphere. Dare I say you may engage your terrestrial autopilot, and lose nothing of significance at work. Work must done, but you will be amazed at your ability to handle everything without strain. The counter to this smooth work period will be a lack of progress and growth.

The universal focus of March will be centered dramatically on the personal sphere stoner Cancer. A medicated meditative smoke session early in the month should focus on patience. Your closest cannabis companions will not have the universal support that you feel in March. Seek patience with yourself and your ambitious personal plans. Patience with your fellow terrestrial astronauts, and recognition of their own struggle with the stars. Be cautious of your expectations of your cannabis companions. You will need support in your cosmic mission, but over reliance on others could leave you short of your goals. In the end, if you can see this in your medicated meditations, you will discover that the fault isn’t in the shortcomings of your partner, but in the expectations of yourself.

Spark one up after the work day is done stoner Cancer. Leave the stress of work behind and vibe with your cannabis companions in your personal life. Minimize the pressure and expectations of your cannabuddies. Patiently plot and plan your adventures. Grow like a sacred weed stoner Cancer.

Cancer February 2018

Stoner Cancer February will prove to be a month of electricity. As you walk the terrestrial plane you will feel connected to everything in a more vibrant way. Electric Feel by MGMT is an excellent song to add to your February playlist. Even though all this sounds tantalizing as a theme for the month, it also comes with dangerous prospects. Another way to think of this cosmic alignment is by placing yourself near the sun. Hot and bright, but all your senses will be exposed.

Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Your focus and attention must be placed squarely on preparation for the raw emotional exposure you will go through. Clear your mind. Find a mantra with control and calm at the heart. With raw emotions exposed to solar flares, your temper can explode under pressure. But hey, stoner Cancer, you are a chill terrestrial astronaut right? February will require you to embrace your stoney chill side. No matter the species or strain, the sacred herb will be your spirit guide away from the searing heat of the solar flare. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.

The workplace has an equal opportunity for dynamism. When it comes to interactions with coworkers, please keep the above words in mind with calm and control. You do not want to deal with coworkers with white hot raw emotions at the forefront. Every explosive situation can be circled back once a chill spirit has been summoned. As for a change of jobs, this is also possible in such a dynamic period. Have you consulted your inner voice? Have you medicated with the sacred herb and floated high above to see your life plan laid out? A job change in February could be an amazing pivot point in your life stoner Cancer; but only if your actions are centered from logical thought and not raw emotion.

Slow down stoner Cancer, enjoy the bright moments, but avoid the moments that are too hot to hold.

Cancer January 2018

Stoner Cancer, it can be readily said the new year brings all the promise and possibilities a fresh start can offer. This does not mean that you will not have to exert any effort at all, but rather all of your investments will be certain to produce positive results–all you have to do is try. Overall, you will have time to do it all, so take time and be deliberate in all of your actions. You should diversify and explore the many strains and varieties of our favorite herb. Sticky sativas will provide those extra creative energies to help you to tackle tricky tasks that lie ahead. While it is advised to explore indicas to help you to relax and recharge your spirits before undertaking new projects.

While you should definitely take time to plan any future endeavors, don’t stress on getting every detail perfect. Plans are subject to change and you should be flexible so you can avoid being disappointed when not everything plays out exactly how you expected. Your efforts at work will be noticed by supervisors and higher ups. It may actually be time for you to join the ranks of management and expand your responsibilities at work. Which means you are best advised to keep the pipe at home. If you are able to keep work life and herb life separate, you are certain to get the best of both worlds. Whether you are looking to advance through the ranks at work, or if you just want to do your job the best you can, you are entering a time of great prosperity and success. Do not worry if you do not receive immediate praise for your accomplishments. Remember that you are playing the long game, Stoner Cancer, accolades and acknowledgement will come in their own time.

For Stoner Cancers in an established relationship, it will be important to pay close attention to your partner’s needs. It will be likely to encounter a few rough patches, none will be so serious as to be unsolvable. The best remedy to counter romantic troubles is to double down and be honest with our feelings. Those who may not currently have an extra special bud should expect to encounter potential suitors. Regardless of relationship status, you should pack all of your bowls for two. You never know when those closest to you may need a little pick-me-up. Your kind smile and kind bud can make a world of difference to those who might need a little help from a friend.

Cancer December 2017

Stoner Cancer December is the time to get back to the basics. While the holidays are sure to keep you busy, you will find pleasure in the little things. So, allow yourself the time to stop and smell (or smoke) the buds. This month will be great for makeovers. Whether, you are feeling adventurous to try out a new hairstyle and wardrobe, or a full revamp of your dwelling spaces, go nuts! Spark up some sweet smelling sativas to help channel your inner creativity and turn your ideas into outer realizations.

You will achieve a wonderful balance between mind, body and spirit. Others might say you can’t do it all, but your actions will clearly prove otherwise. As the month progresses you will only settle further into your cosmic groove. The quality of your work performed and successes on the job will be surpassed only by the positivity you bring to your peers and friends alike.

The creative mindset before mentioned, will be accompanied by a tangible willingness to try new things. Just say “YES!” Stoner Cancer. Whether you get invited to a large dinner party, an intimate smoke sesh, or a friend wants to show you their big buds. You should turn nothing down. Now, it should be noted, that you do not need to give into every whim, especially if it will bring you suffering. Be engaging, not reckless.

On your journey through the cosmos, you will encounter a multitude of people who will join you on your travels. You’ll be irresistible this month, so you should expect a great deal of company. Being surrounded by so many fellow seekers and smokers may require you sometimes to lead. This might mean being somebody’s ganja guru, guiding a new smoker through their first space cruises. Or, being the shoulder of solace for a cannabis companion. So, light up that fire, Stoner Cancer, no matter what trail you blaze, you will be leading your cannabis companions to new highs.

Cancer November 2017

Stoner Cancer, you are known for working hard and getting the job done no matter how big, or small the task at hand. But, it may be time to aim these energies and abilities into a different direction. Perhaps your hobby is painting watercolor, braiding hemp, gardening, or any creative outlet that is not currently a facet of your career. Well, the changing seasons might be the ideal time to take the steps toward getting paid for your passions. When not working hard, it will be important to set aside time to fly solo and fire up a bowl of your favorite sacred strain. This will provide the needed headspace for self-reflection and planning for significant career changes ahead.

While focus on work will take up a substantial amount of your human resources, you can expect homelife to carry a much lighter tone. It’s a common practice for folks to do “spring” cleaning. But, Stoner Cancer, Fall is as good a time as any to make changes and rearrange your dwelling. It could be subtle changes like hanging new pictures of your favorite summertime smoke spots, or maybe you have more drastic remodels in mind like new paint and a comfy new sofa to act as your launch pad for all of your cosmic cannabis adventures. Your efforts to make your house more homey is sure to inspire your best buds and make all who enter feel welcome and wanted.

Your inner and outer beauty will be noticed by all the fellow travelers you encounter on your journey. And, journey you should Stoner Cancer. After a long stint of very hard work, it is time to treat yourself and go exploring. Whatever the final destination might be, be sure to have all your necessary supplies: your favorite portable pipe, some kind bud, and good company. This adventure will help to refresh the spirit, cultivate your closest relationships, but most importantly it will supply you with new inspiration for your future artistic endeavors.

Cancer October 2017

Stoner Cancer, it will be easy to notice that amidst all your struggles and challenges this month, the ends can certainly justify the means. It is understood that not every lesson worth learning will come easily. But, it may serve you well to keep in mind that it is your approach and matter of perspective that is the difference of seeing an obstacle or seeing an opportunity. While our herbal habits might keep us going with the flow, it will be up to you to figure out your final destination. Spend whatever time is required, meditating with your favorite variety of cannabis. You will notice that after a solid smoke session, you will feel rested and re-energized and ready to take on the world.

While work will require a substantial investment of your energies, it will not demand all of your resources. Be prepared to fulfill job expectations and you will be sure to surpass them. Since work will be mostly uneventful, albeit demanding, you will be ready to explore your more creative capacities. After a good day’s work, Stoner Cancer; roll one up, burn one down, and feel free to traverse the cosmos with cannabis as your guide. Because you will have additional resources outside of work, you will be able to pursue unconventional activities. You may try out making THC infused baked goods for the first time, or allow yourself to act more silly after smoking a cerebral Sativa. Whichever path you travel, your journey is certain to produce memories that will last long after you’ve devoured the brownies.

Your strong efforts, Stoner Cancer, should be backed by an even stronger resilience. While others may notice your elevated peaceful aura, you do not want to come across too passive. The cosmos has blessed you with a unique opportunity to produce positive results in all of your pursuits. Don’t waste this gift. You have a fire inside that is there to ignite inspiration within family and friends. Be sure to spread around the kindness and the kind bud: everyone is certain to benefit from good company and great greens. While the herb might be loud, your positivity will be heard even louder.

Cancer September 2017

Stoner Cancer, during the month of September it will be highly recommended that you stick with Sativas, this will enable you to keep your energies up, instead of finding yourself flopping down too much on the couch. You do not want to waste the opportunities you will have to add new accomplishments to your personal and work resumes. While there are some smokers that are already preparing for winter and bundling up, you are ready get the most out of whatever fair weather the fall might provide. Be sure to set aside specific times to enjoy our tokes; you want to be pleasantly surprised, not caught off guard when the unexpected comes your way.

Stoner Cancers can expect to have to make meaningful decisions with regards to work. Not all of them will be drastic, but they will have lasting results. Perhaps for some, it will be time to look for new employment. For others, however, they will be entrusted with a project that may not usually be under their domain. When this is the case, it will be important to note that the best decision or course of action may not always be the most obvious. In fact, it may not even be one of the options being considered. Be confident in your creative and critical thinking. Your sativa-streak at home may be just that extra encouragement to get the job done. And once the deed is done, you will find yourself genuinely amazed with the abilities that even you hadn’t known you possess.

Even acquaintances who normally might not keep you in the highest regards, will be drawn to your magnetic aura, Stoner Cancer. It could be your noticeable confidence, or your tangible positive vibe, but you will emit an undeniable radiance. You should use this influence to help to foster calm and peace to those nearest you. Sharing is caring, Stoner Cancer. Whether this means inviting friends over to break in your newly acquired water pipe and share in a plethora of munchies. Or, being there with a freshly rolled joint and an open ear for a family member who needs a listening ear. You are in a special position to help those around, so perhaps the best advice is simply to remember to, ‘share the love.’

Cancer July 2017

Stoner Cancer, as we progress through the summer months, you will be in no short supply of opportunities for growth in most aspects of life. Perhaps you have been contemplating taking up a new hobby. Maybe you’ve never gotten around to learning how to roll one up. Or, maybe you want to venture into culinary experiments in the kitchen. And, even better, you could combine the two and try your hand at cooking with cannabis. Whatever your interests are, this July is the time for new undertakings. If you find yourself encountering obstacles that seem too much to handle, remember that you are surrounded by loved ones that will be more than glad to help in whatever way they can. If you are able to use the buddy system, you and your friends will prove to be an unstoppable team.

Your ability to see the bigger picture, Stoner Cancer, will prove to be your greatest asset in the workplace. The fact that you are able to look at what will come next will only inspire you to give your all to the tasks immediately in front of you. As long as you are able to leave the pipe at home and maintain a clear head when at work, you are likely to advance to a higher position and to be entrusted with more responsibilities. You may even discover that you are accomplishing your to-dos with a noticeable ease. If you find that work is not proving to be enough of a mental challenge, use your energies to channel change.

This July, Stoner Cancer, will present you with ample opportunity to extend your inner smoking circle, if you wish. Whether you are single or already have a certain cannabis companion, you will encounter new faces and potential friends. Just like at work, these longer days will be best suited for big thinking. While flying solo may not satisfy this need for accomplishing great things, if you those that are down to ride (or roll) with you, the level of accomplishment will only be magnified. So, as a group, figure out what wants to be done. Together, you are guaranteed to make it to your final destination.

CANCER JUNE 2017

Stoner Cancer the first month of summer will be an important time period for personal growth. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on internal confidence and trust. Trust in your inner voice and third eye vision will be tantamount to your success in June stoner Cancer. A keen alertness will be required. But not toward defense of negative situations, but an alertness toward your own intuition and perception.

Corporate warriors stuck in the grind of the machine will experience an awakening in the June time period. This awakening will be a revelation from your third eye and result in a new vision of yourself in the cogs of the mechanistic structure you find yourself trapped within. This new vision and new found understanding will mark a pivot point in your employment. Revelations like this can be overwhelming. Take a stress relieving toke of the sacred herb and contemplate what you shall do with this new found discovery.

Small business owners, stay at home parents, and the unemployed shall not have the drastic realization as their corporate brother. The June time period will be less active for them. However, be mindful of monetary decisions. Smart decisions in the first summer month can lead to a payout in the latter stages of the year. June isn’t the time to buy those Shine gold rolling papers:)

In the personal sphere of life for the stoner Cancer, life will be quite pleasant in the June time period. Cosmic winds will be at a minimum and fairly neutral. This is a great time to reacquaint and reaffirm relationships with cannabis companions. The neutral station of the universe towards the stoner Cancer means that impactful results in the form of relationships will be at a minimum. Adventures out in nature is a great way to solidify relationships with cannabis companions. #enjoy

CANCER MAY 2017

Stoner Cancer, this May, it will be best to keep your roll to a slower pace. As long as you invest the time in planning out your endeavors, you will meet your goals with success. The biggest obstacle you will face this month is ambiguity. If you do not have a set destination, you run the risk of being easily blown off course. But, Cancer, this does not have to be the case. Your only limitation will be the strength of your imagination. As one wise lyricist once said, “the sky’s the limit.”

In order to accomplish the goals you do set in place, the best strategy will be to keep moving. While it may take additional energies to build this momentum, it will be easy to maintain once you’ve gotten started. What this means in the workplace is to not let setbacks hold you back. A failure is simply the opportunity to learn new approaches to older problems. In order to produce the most effective results, it is recommended that you use the buddy system. Your peers at work may be facing the same obstacle of stagnancy. If you address each task as a team, you will accomplish greater success.

While the majority of your energy should be invested into your work, the leftovers should be spent on family and friends. The old adage that sharing is caring should be taken seriously. Maybe you scored an extra special stash–it would go to waste if you don’t invite others to enjoy the sacred herb. Anytime will be a good time to burn a bowl with your bosom buds. Those closest to you have new and exciting undertakings of their own to share. Take the time to talk. But, don’t forget to be a good listener.

CANCER APRIL 2017

Stoner Cancer April 2017 has the probability to be surprisingly nice for you. Your goal this month is to keep yourself in check, take the high road where needed, and roll with all the new news that will come your way. You have the opportunity this month to really shine your love light on all the cannabis companions who surround you.

Your inner circle of family and friends holds great warmth and some surprising news. It may not affect you directly, but this news will bring great joy to you and them. Rejoice with your loved ones with a nice round of medibles. Retell old stories and start forging the new ones. This will truly be a month to remember. If you are blessed with older relatives, go out of your way to be considerate. They may be in need of your assistance but too independent or stubborn to ask. Just by showing up you will make a difference. You might want to pack an extra bud or two to share with them even if they have never taken you up on it before! How exciting stoner Cancer!

A meditative smoke session focused on the obstacles of work will be required in the early part of April stoner Cancer. Although, these obstacles should be few to none, luck always favors the prepared. You may find this month to be the one where you actually start taking steps toward that new business venture you’ve been talking about. If that is so, follow your intuition and utilize meditative smoke sessions to guide you. These meditative experiences will bring clarity you’ve long needed to move forward. For those Cancers who are happily employed, independence and confidence will carry you a long way this month. Do not hesitate in your decision making. It will all work out in the end!

Cancer March 2017

The acceleration of energy will be gradual and uphill for the stoner Cancer in March of 2017.  By mid-month, you will feel you have reached the ceiling.  Do not hesitate to push through that feeling and continue on your path of ascension.  This applies to both your personal life and your working life.  Be wary of strains elaborately high in THC or you may miss your chance to advance all together.  Try something a bit more mid-range for relaxation and meditation this month.

In all aspects of your life, you will need to be prepared to move forward.   This process will be liberating on all fronts.  In your world of work, you must be decisive and take action.  Slacking now will greatly deplete the success you have this year.  It may be best to lay the pipe down during working hours this month.  You will need your wits about you as management may be on a striking path.  This does not concern you.  This time it truly is them.  Breathe deep and only speak when it is with control and patience.

It seems that there will be much to consider in the world of love and family this month stoner Cancer.  The decisions you come to will either bring elation or devastation.  Be mindful of the consequences of your actions now as this new news will affect you and your mate the most.  Overall it should be a rather harmonious month for you in the world of love and romance.  It’s the family and friend circle that holds the surprises this time!   Be patient, calm and definitely dab on when your friend needs you to lend an ear.  Don’t let any news from family or friends get under your skin.  Use your logic and you can find peace all month.

 

Cancer February 2017

February 2017 will be a balancing act for you stoner Cancers.  It can be a time of great love and success if you choose to allow as much positivity into your heart as possible.  If you allow the negative forces to betray your conscious self you may spend the month singing the blues.  All things considered, I suggest a nice hybrid be kept handy for times of frustration and of course meditation.  I do highly suggest meditation with the sacred herb this month.

In your realm of personal relationships, you have the opportunity to really delve into the good vibrations.  Surround yourself with trusted friends.  If you’re attached be sure to go the extra mile in your lovership.  Speaking of lovers:  If you are unattached do not go dipping into the workplace pool.  It will surely bring more problems than pleasure.  If you have not bought a new pipe lately do so.  Then enjoy a few good sessions with your lover or potential lover.  They will be much more open to you now and that should be an amazing experience for you both.

As mentioned earlier balance is the key word for stoner Cancers this month.  This especially applies to the workplace.  With the cosmos pulling you in both a positive and a negative direction use your best discernment when conversing with co-workers and management.  If any situations arise that really grind your gears; grab your sneak-a-toke and take a cool down break.  Nothing positive will come from being burly.  If you can manage that you should see a positive financial gain all month long.  All in all, stoner Cancer, you have what it takes to have a very pleasant month ahead of you.

Cancer January 2017

Stoner Cancer, you have much to look forward to in 2017.  Allow your discerning attitude to lead you and you will find beautiful success this month.  Many will be there to lend a hand.  January is not a month to take risks or indulge too much in any one appeasement.  There will be time for that later in the year!  Find a nice Hybrid and use for reflection and meditation.

The personal life of the stoner Crab will be mellow this month.  My only note for you to harken is:  Open your heart as wide as possible.  When dealing with those closest to you enjoy a bit of the sacred herb and allow your highest self to emerge during the conversation.  Let your ego be a watcher and not the leader during these events.  The friends, family or lovers you engage with may have information for you that will not jive well with your ego.  Do listen to it, but do not take it to heart at this time.  It is in fact, them and not you.  Do not tuck tail and run from it as you would normally.  This information will enlighten you in many ways in the upcoming months.

Your working world will be abundant in many ways this month my cannabis companion.  Do keep love and work separate.  The cosmos have lined up with many opportunities for you.  Be discerning and take the one that you know is best.  Be mindful of those around you at the office or workplace.  Do not fall for traps no matter how pretty the packaging is.  Take the time to look deep within yourself before making any life altering decisions that you cannot take back.  Other than that, work will be busy and you will find yourself reorganizing your space to be more efficient in the months to come.

Cancer December 2016

The month of December 2016 will prove to test your limits my stoner Crab.  You will need two very different strains for different reasons this month.  Your daytime hours will be filled with detective work and logical thinking, ergo utilize a high strain of sativa.  Whereas your evenings need to be reserved for the feeling state use the indicas liberally.

Your days will be filled with diagnostic and logical thinking.  In the beginning of December, the stoner Cancer needs to dig deep, look at all things from every angle.   Your hard work from the fall is paying off and you will be blessed with a decision to make.  Do not be hasty or indulgent and do not solely rely on your emotional house of opinions in this matter.  Not that you should rule out your heart, but you need to think logically about your next steps and all that goes with it.  Your work will be cut out for you, but, with the sacred sativa to help guide you and the decision will be easier to make.

Your social life may be a bit problematic if you do not look at it from your heart center.  Here is where the indica will be of some help.  Allow yourself to take a toke or two and meditate on opening your heart Chakra.  This will enable you to feel the vibrations of others and will help you decide how to be around them.   This knowledge will come in quite handy with family gatherings.  Be aware of any possible problematic conversations and segway yourself out of them as quick as possible.  Then go see your friends and truly relax this holiday season!

Cancer November 2016

Arrogance and pride need to step aside in the lives and minds of the stoner Cancers.  You are quite knowledgeable on these ego driven shields my cannabis companions.  Even though you wield these emotional tools well; your focus should be on self-actualization and allowance for the entire month of November.  When I say allowance I am referring to:  Allowing yourself to be in the moment, be forgiving of yourself and of others.  Be loving in the same manner.  By doing so you will only increase your self-actualization that you need to reach by the end of this November.

In your personal life take the time to be with your family.  If you are lucky enough to have a family of tokers, break out the hookah and enjoy a weekend of bonding.  If there is any discord within your family address it immediately.  You need all those who love you on your side this month.  Their love and strength will help you ascend to levels of consciousness you have only ever dreamed of.

The working world of the stoner Crab will require much discernment.  It is imperative that you take the time to meditate with the sacred herb in regards to your work in November 2016.  There is much on your plate and you have the talent to accomplish each task at hand.  The problem herein lies: You are only one person, you will need your colleagues and you must pick the most appropriate projects to work on.  Do not be tricked into thinking the ones you choose are not the proper ones.  Trust in yourself and watch what can be done.  
November may be immensely overwhelming for you stoner, Cancer.  Do not fret!  What lies at the end of this month is worth every moment.  Do your best to enjoy this new process.

Cancer October 2016

As with September, stoner Cancers will have an October that could possibly be filled with nuances of dissonance in the musical we call life.  It is time to break out the 90’s grunge, a freshly filled water pipe and remember exactly how to flow around the sounds that by themselves may not be so appealing.  Remember that all discord is challenging us to see things differently.  Try your best to allow all the dirty chords to work together with the chorus and clouds of days gone high.

Do you remember the time when the Alice in Chains song “Man in the Box” felt like your life’s theme song?  Do whatever you can to not slide back down to that point in your life.  Look out for the groupies that want to steer you there.  Even if those groupies are your favorite co-workers.  Just don’t do it.  You will not become rich, or get the girl or win a medal by being sucked into the billows of betrayal.  My stoner Crab you have worked incredibly hard to get to this point in your life.  You can find a way to amicably avoid this probability and make ends meet too.  Meditate with a nice hybrid and it will all become more clear to you on which path you should choose.

In your world of personal relationships, all may seem well Cancer.  This October you need to pay attention to the little things.  You are not out of place by questioning others intents.  If you are not paying attention; those envious of you will sneak up on you like a crescendo: smooth and fast.  While deep contemplation with the sacred herb is important this month so is your ability to respond.  Do not over indulge.  You are a vibrant and vivacious person. Enjoy yourself and let nobody bring you down.  All in all, you can easily have a great month. I simply had to tell you of the possible mishaps lurking in the shadows.  Be strong my cannabis companion, but most importantly be the best version of you.  Remember the cosmos are here to support you if you allow them to.

Cancer September 2016

September 2016 is a time for the stoner Cancer to sit back and watch.  Allow this month to be one of more relaxation than action.  Keep an indica heavy hybrid available for moments when your anxiety becomes overwhelming.  The stoner Cancer is almost always easy going, but this month you will find yourself being stretched in new ways.  Go with the flow.

Feel the rhythm of work and note how it is different.  Do not fight it as it will only cause you mishaps and hurdles that were not meant to be in your way.  Keep the dugout close for moments like these.  Contemplate, watch, and devise a plan before act!  You will find that even the simplest of your routine tasks are asking to be done in a different way.  If you keep your anxieties at bay you will find a way to shine this month in your world of work.

By going with the flow you will easily maneuver around any possible “impending doom” scenarios in your personal realm.  If you are spending time with meditation and the sacred herb you will be more open to the vibrations around you.  Feel situations out before accepting the invitation.  If it does not suit who you avoid it at all costs in September.  As for your partners in affection remember to take the time to reconnect.  Especially if you have been feeling off-kilter.  Remember to leave your ego at the door as it is merely your hard shell.  Your lover does not deserve to have to try and penetrate through it.  Be open and kind, then relax and unwind!

Cancer August 2016

Last month my stoner Cancer you were put to the test.  This month, my cannabis companion, you get to show off all your lessons learned.  In fact, the cosmos are shining so bright on you that you won’t feel any negative impact in August!  Bask in this glorious light and really enjoy your month.  August 2016 is a time you will reflect back on happily so live it up!

Goals are a wonderful thing to have this month.  Pick a handful of your most desired goals and go after them.  You will surely surprise your colleagues with the deftness in your ability to not only complete but surpass expectations of completed projects.  Be pleasant and kind to your naysayers it will prove to be helpful in the months to come for you dear Crab.  In fact, you will so easily achieve your goals that you will have extra time at work.  Take a smoke break with a colleague that seems downward trodden they could use your uplifting spirit to get them through this month.

That zing you are feeling from work will spill over into your personal life.  Stoner Cancer you will have your strongest desires met if you allow them to be.  Your world of Love in August will be fascination and will rain down affection.  It will be up to you whom you spend your time with and why.  Make time for friends and family, not just your admirers and you will have a splendid and joyous month!  Do yourself a favor and keep your vape packed and ready.  You will find you have the opportunity to have deep meaningful conversations that the sacred herb will guide you well in.

Cancer July 2016

This month is K.E.E. for you, stoner Cancer:  K for Karma, E for education and E for execution.  July 2016 is a month that you will need to have great faith in yourself.  Believe in yourself no matter how many falls may come to you.  If you have lived an honest and forthcoming past, this month will only propel you further.  Whereas if you have led a life  of deceit you will see a reckoning by the end of July.

Be a low “K.E.E.” employee this month.  Especially inside the office walls.  Do not go over-the-top on your projects.  Be ruthlessly consistent and extremely observant at all times. Do this and you should navigate yourself through July with few problems.  Having good self-esteem will be a plus as you may have a few hits to the ego coming your way via the cosmos.  Do not let them get you down.  You are and have been on the right track for some time now.  Unless of course, you have not been living your truth.  Karma will come and set things right this month. Ergo, it may be best to leave the pipe at home, for now, my stoner Crab.  You have many educational lessons to partake in; it is best to be on top of your game.

Many of the cosmos inflicted lessons you learn this month can be put to practical use in your personal life.  July brings great satisfaction and new facets in the emotional sphere.  If a change is something you are craving:  Execute the lessons you’ve learned and take a hold of a new way of thinking.  This new thought process will inevitably bring new and interesting persons into your life for love & friendship.  Though you may not have a lot of time off this month, do make time to pass the sacred herb with your newly found cannabis companions and cement the new relationships like  hempcrete.  They are here for the long run.

Cancer June 2016

I have one word for my stoner Cancer companions:  Abundant!  Welcome, the positive vibes that the cosmos are sending you this June with open arms and an open heart.  You will be overjoyed with the beauty that will come your way.  Every turn of this summer month brings a reward you’ve been waiting for; not to mention a steady stream of the sacred herb.  

The time has come for you to fully embrace your leadership role at work.  Find the role you need to play by looking at things from an outside perspective.  It will seem like magic when the realization that you can “fix” this, hits you square.  Utilize your co-workers, divide the tasks and lead the way as a team.  Be sure to allow for creativity breaks and listen to your heart and your co-workers this month and you will be flying “high” by mid-month.  If you must medicate at work do so as sparingly as possible.  Your juices are flowing and so is your health.

BOOM! Just when you thought fireworks were reserved for special occasions you are hit with an explosive amount of swagger.  For the single Crab, you will find yourself blessed with a bevy of beautiful opportunities for love this June.  Explore these possibilities at length and share the sacred herb with each potential partner.  It will help reveal more to you all about your paths for the future.  For the stoner Cancer that is attached: The size and longevity of your fireworks this month is entirely up to you.  If you stay your true course and allow things to unfold you will be pleasantly surprised by the amount of love you receive at home.  I say break out the hookah and have a grand finale get together with all your closest buds the last week of the month.  The summer of 2016 is off to a good start for you!

Cancer May 2016

Stoner Cancer’s Checklist for May of 2016:

_ Full Supply of Indica/Sativa hybrid
_ Supportive Friends
_ Ego in check

These three things are exactly what you need to have a blissful May my stoner Cancer.  In both love and work you will have a good amount of time to enjoy your endeavours.  This does not mean you can slack off in either part of your life, it simply means you can enjoy it!  Keep your pipe close by and have fun with all that the month of May offers.

In your love life keep your heart as open as possible.  If you are in a lovership, your partner needs you this month and you should not take anything personally.  (Keep your ego checked at the door.)  Be kind and help them unwind with a nice sesh where you can help them hash out the situation and you will be highly rewarded.  The single Crabs will need to lean on, not just the sacred herb, but your friends this month as well.  That close circle of friends is what will propel you into a better view of yourself.  Thus, readying you for that new someone who is about to enter your world very soon.

A blissful working world is all yours!  It can only be undone by not paying attention.  Learn as much as you can about your personal position, the company in which you work, and your co-workers.  This knowledge will help you greatly if anyone tries to sweep the rug out from under you.  Idle hands are the devil’s playground or so the saying goes.  Keep busy and yes my stoner Cancer this working month will be like a nice ride in the dabbiest of clouds.  

Cancer April 2016

When is the last time you had a true and forcefully positive life change stoner Crab? Well, April may be just the month for it to happen.  The cosmos have aligned just so that you’ll be feeling positive and productive.  Take full advantage of the vivacious energies headed your way by sticking to a sativa and be amazed at all you will accomplish!

The working world for the cannabis-loving Cancer will undergo some major changes this month.  The life force you feel will help you adapt and conquer any and all challenges.  Do your best to remain open to all ideas.  With so much going on in your daily routine it may be best to lay the pipe down at work or use it minimally  when you need to heighten your creative side.  Let the universal vibes work their magic through you and all will fall nicely into place.

With work being all a blazed in positivity be certain to pay attention to your loved ones when at home.  If you don’t you could find yourself in a sticky situation that has nothing to do with dabs.  Keeping your eyes and heart open will help you negate any potential problems. Use your intuition and maybe meditate with a nice indica with your special someone.  It will help alleviate any stress and allow open communication thus keeping April on the ups.  You won’t escape personal usurps just because you’re single.  Take the latter info and apply it to your circle of friends.  If you heed this advice your April will be a blissful cloud riding month!

Cancer March 2016

The cosmos are aligning for a strong force of positivity for you stoner Crab.  In fact, all bets are off this month as you will easily take the cake in all situations.  This does not give you a free pass to do as you please, just a simple reassurance that this is the month to plunge ahead with established goals!

In your realm of romance be ready for a miss match in energies.  This does not mean you will incur any negativity, rather you will have to keep your energies in check.  You don’t want to overwhelm your partner if they are not having the same good month as you!  Take some time this month for a nice indica sesh with your lover.  They will be the best bud to allow your energy levels to stay high and keep your feet firmly on the ground.  Keep your eyes open for new smoking buddies, stoner Cancer.  It seems you’re the one everyone wants to be around this month!

March is not the month for Spring Break this year! Your working world is too good for you to relax right now.  You have the ability to really stretch your business opportunities stoner Cancer.  You cannot do that if you are absent from the scene of action!  It will be a busy time for you so do your best to lay the pipe aside or stick to a one-hitter of sativa when working.  Choose the paths you want to take this month and give it 100%.  You will be amazed how vastly the path will be cleared for you to accomplish anything work related in March!

Cancer December 2015

Decisions, decisions, decisions!  Yes stoner Cancer making decisions is what you will be up to this December.  Not to fret, as each possibility will peak your interest.  You will need to stay busy and keep a nice hybrid in your pipe this month; as the harder you work the more positivity will flow to you.

In your personal realm things should be calm and relaxed as if everyone around you dipped into the medibles.  You’ll find that if you are attached things go ever so smoothly this month.  For the single stoner Crab take your time and get to know new people.  Starting a new relationship is not in the stars for you at this time, but it will come soon.  Every stoner Cancer should take some breathing space for themselves at every opportunity they can.  November was a tricky month and you need to recover before the New Year!  If you have not made your NYE plans I suggest you do something out of the ordinary to bring in 2016 with a cheer!

Treat the beginning of this working month with kid gloves.  Be efficient in your daily tasks and go home and relax with the sacred herb.  As your energy builds this month you will see the decision making process creep up on you.  Do your best to wait for all possible offers before jumping into anything.  You may take on more than one, but be sure to only take on what you can finish.  Overloading your plate will not necessarily fill your pipe in the end.  All your work this December will pay off big in 2016.

Cancer November 2015

Stoner Crab your strong convictions and emotional self will be empowered by your aggressiveness and intensity.  Keep your vape full of indica as you must master these feelings in order to be most productive in all areas of your life.  Utilize the indica for its calming properties but do not allow yourself to overindulge and become latent.  You will need to keep your driving gloves on as you must be capable of maneuvering around some sticky situations.

Speaking of sticky situations:  The love life of the stoner Cancer is likely to be… well sticky.  Your situation can be sweet or icky.  It will depend on you.  Many of your cannabis companions and your even your lover may throw you a few loops to jump through.  You can puff, puff, pass your way through these situations by not being judgmental, not interfering where it is not directly your concern and putting your foot down in matters that do concern you.  Put those sticky situations in your pipe and smoke them.  You own your personal life this month Crab.

This is a month to keep your hands busy and flow through your working world.  It is not a time to start setting large scale goals or trying to go above and beyond.  The minor nuisances that pop up this November should be easy for you to shrug off and continue going your own way.  Keep your calm and dab on this month and you may find that your work ethic allows for some nice leisure time away from work.  If so enjoy it to the fullest!

Cancer October 2015

After last month’s fiery cataclysm, stoner Cancer, you need to relax a bit.  Find your favorite smoke spot and vape away some of your woe.  Be conscious of the burning embers of last month; if stoked they will set aflame quickly and wreak havoc once again.  

This October is not the time to set new limits for yourself in the working world.  Nor is it a time to make any big waves.  You know yourself well by now Crab, stay on track and do not “overwork” yourself in any way.  Give your best efforts on the job and keep communication open with the powers that be.  Make sure after work you give yourself plenty of time to meditate with a nice hybrid and see all that is laid out before you in your career.  

Love may not be on the front burner this month, but no one will be stabbing daggers into your back either.  In fact, everyone will bombard you with “helpful” guidance.  They truly have your best interests at heart but, you need only heed advice that you truly believe is right for you.  More than likely you will come up with what is right for you during a nice smoke session with those closest to you.  Share your plans with them.  Although you must continue to meditate on when to take action, as October is not the month for moving plans forward.

Cancer September 2015

Stoner Cancer the month of September may have you wrecked like that medible you ate last weekend.  All your past decisions will be up for trial this month so hold on tight and do your best to stick to your guns.  If you were right before you are still ahead of the curve.  Although, any past mistakes are likely to rear their ugly heads one more time this first month of fall.  

It is not a month to dab dream, Crab.  You will need every ounce of your wits about you.  If you are in need of a break or motivation; stick with the sacred Sativa or nothing at all.  You will encounter problem after problem in every part of your life.  You have to remember to believe in yourself and face every issue head on.  Do not mindlessly do as you are told.  Do what is absolutely right for you.  This is especially true for you this month in your business matters.  Be quick to take action and make your moves as you see fit.

In matters of the heart you will feel like a volcano has erupted and the molten lava is burning away all the houses you’ve built over the years.  Just because issues are flaming high this month it does not mean you need to get all hot and bothered.  Take on each situation one at a time.  Keep your fire in your bowl and a level head in conversations.  Sometimes burning away the old is the best way to find new and greener pastures of prosperity.