Happy early birthday stoner Aries! The universe will rain blessings of positivity in the first Spring month. With a mindful third eye toward your sacred strain selections, an internal conversation with your inner voice, and a canna-collaborative attitude at work, progress and success are assured.
Stoner Aries March is offering you the perfect opportunity to delve deep into your sense of self, and your place, on our terrestrial plane. Load the stash jar with a balanced hybrid, toke some time with your feelings, and explore those things you’ve kept hidden from yourself. But be forewarned stoner Aries: Try not to let the smoke cloud your progress. Now is not the time to be self-defeating while in your introspective space. The cosmos is blessing you with some much needed confidence and courage to change things. Harness this energy my stoner Ram.
In the work sphere this month, channel your bravery, self-starting attitude, action-oriented perspective, and natural ability to lead. Stoner Aries, March is calling for you to put the contemplative efforts of the last few months into action. If possible, sit down with your corporate canna crew this month and puff puff pass inspiration. It’s time to get things done, so make sure to choose a light and bright Sativa dominant species this month within work focused smoke sessions. You’ll want to avoid couchlock at all costs, and instead use the sacred herb as a catalyst to put thoughts into action regarding your place within the economic machine. You have the power to create the perfect space within the daily grind; so get to it!
March will offer two different perspectives, stoner Ram. Personal moments of meditative smoke sessions will require a balanced hybrid to break up the busyness of the work sphere, while a Sativa dominant strain of the sacred herb within the economic machine will help you harness the innovative and original energy the cosmos is offering. Make sure smoke sessions are centered around open and honest communication with the canna-fam, as well as yourself. Stoner Aries, this unreserved sincerity will illuminate the path to peace and tranquility throughout March.
Stoner Aquarius those who know you may call you many things: Independent, cleverly quirky, determined, and assertive. One word that will never be used to describe is conformist. No, you dance to the beat of your own unique drum. You blaze the smoky trails others are too unimaginative or too timid to traverse. Be sure to plan out the itinerary for your March travels early in the month. Although you are a spontaneous, and a free-spirited wild child, your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts may not always be so adventurous. As long as your partners in chronic know where they’re strolling, and know what you’re smoking, they will be down to brave the trip with you.
My stoner Water-Bearer, you don’t have to wait for the new season to make meaningful moves. If you’ve been contemplating a career change, or applying for a position higher up in your current company, go for it! You have the intellect, charm, and ability to make it to the next level; and help to raise up the rest of the team too. Even if you are feeling good with where you are in your career stoner Aquarius, there’s nothing wrong with a side hustle to help you earn a little more green. Whether your motivation is more money, or simply the satisfaction of creating something, you have the potential this month to turn your passion projects into profit. Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your place in the grand scheme of our economic machine. While your creative energy might be at an all time high, and you have an abundance of ideas you could pursue, pick your top two or three ideas, and focus on those. If you don’t narrow your focus, and actually start creating, you may reach the end of the month with nothing to show but daydreams and big ideas.
Stoner Aquarius you will feel your energy and optimism swell until they finally overflow on the Spring equinox. The last ten days of March you might find yourself overwhelmed, but in a good way. With so many ideas for creative endeavors, and seemingly infinite desire to manifest them, don’t forget to make time to just unwind. Lighting up a fresh bowl with your closest cannabis companions can help to calm the mind, and restore the spirit. And those hazy conversations in smoke filled rooms at night may just spark clear inspiration for your next grand undertaking ahead.
Stoner Virgo can you direct change within a consistent routine? Can you build a house within a home? The February time period will flow naturally toward your stoner strengths: Consistency, Diligence, and Heart. Keep the stash jar loaded stoner Virgo. This month is full of complex puzzles you are sure to enjoy, especially with your herbally enhanced third eye vision.
Diligence within routine and work ethic are monumental strengths of the stoner Virgo. However, a singular focus on task mastery can leave the stoner Virgin without general navigation. Universal influence in February will bring winds of change to this realm of Virgo strength. But understand that this change is not in action, but in direction. Throughout the month, you must toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your navigational drives. Use the sacred herb to fly high above the terrestrial plane. Seek out a wider perspective. Follow the trail of daily tasks, and see where they lead. Ahhh yes stoner Virgo, with your third eye vision fully engaged, now you can adjust where your daily diligence will lead you.
As you look up from the task list to find your direction, you should also toke time to recognize the foundation of familial support you have created. Cosmic influence in February is one of perspective. As it relates to cannabis companions and the broader smoke circle, you will find strength in appreciation. Perhaps the daily grind on the task list has decoupled the connection with your stoner family. February is a great opportunity to recognize the bonds within your canna fam. This simple recognition and appreciation will help to strengthen green trichomes that bond the smoke circle together.
I don’t have a specific cannabis strain to help guide you stoner Virgo. The most important cannabis prescription for February is consistent smoke sessions. From this task you will find perspective, both in your daily drives, and in matters of the heart. Never forget, all the spheres of life are connected.
Stoner Taurus, you may find yourself feeling exceptionally sensitive this month. It might be a strange sensation at first, but just because something is unexpected doesn’t mean it should be unwelcome. Lean in and take the opportunity to spend quality time tokin’ with your partners in chronic. It is these moments when you are allowed to let your thoughts get a little hazy. Let loose and be honest with those who may laugh, but will never judge. So light one up and let yourself ponder your future hopes, and highest ambitions, with the help of your best buds, and some of that sweet sensimilla. February will be a month for the stoner Taurus to communicate openly, and find balance between intellect and emotion.
My stoner Bull, be mindful that the New Moon of the 11th may have you feeling off kilter. Don’t worry; smoke about it, then forget about it. The immediate discomfort you feel now will certainly be worth the stability you’re building toward. Innovation, not perfection, is your goal during February. You may feel inclined to keep things the same, and simply go with the flow, but this is a month of progressive thinking. When you’re off the clock, puff, puff and pass the sacred herb on a steady schedule. But, apply a clear and level headed mind in all matters of career this month. Inspiration may strike at any time; however it will take intentional effort, and precise implementation, to manifest aspirations into tangible results.
Your relationships this month will test your usually stoic and steady nature. It can be a good thing to get a little out of your comfort zone. And it’s okay stoner Taurus if it takes some time getting used to; that just means more meditative smoke sessions are in your future. Breath deep and inhale the magic of the perspective-expanding sacred herb. The more often you open your stash jar, the more you will find yourself immersed in ever elevated and open conversation. Sit down with your cannabis companions, dig deep into your hopes and dreams, and share them with each other. Stoner bull, let the sacred herb tear down your walls, and reveal a more enlightened you.
Stoner Scorpio the final Winter month brings an early warm breeze of creativity to the personal sphere. Fill your sacred stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains. This cosmic breeze of creativity will impact the stoner Scorpio both outwardly and internally. Both internal analysis and external vision will be amplified by smoke sessions with the sacred herb.
Refresh and revamp stoner Scorpio! Seek out creative endeavors within your physical personal space. Is it time to try something new? Perhaps a project that has been lingering in the back of your head? The final Winter month is the perfect time to improve your personal space. Perhaps this will be a kick start into the coming Spring season. Use the creative enhancement of the sacred herb to guide your action at home. Target the New Moon of the 11th. Plan out a staycation with your favorite cannabis strain, and your tools of creative manifestation. You might find that during all this outward activity within your physical space, great work might unfold internally. Sink deep into this creative smoke session. Whereas the focus might be on your physical space, it could be internal house cleaning that benefits you the most.
Last month I wrote about the powerful sting of the stoner Scorpion. The danger continues into the February time period. You don’t want to injure your cannabis companions or close members of the canna-fam. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill out and gain perspective before striking out with your powerful sting in moments of anger or frustration. By the Full Moon of the 27th, internal emotions will change. A new period will bring new organization and attitudes toward the inner smoke circle. Find your chill with the sacred herb until the Full Moon stoner Scorpio; your cannabis companions will thank you.
These internal efforts to cleanse, modify, or improve your internal space can be daunting and exhausting. Toke time to reward yourself for these efforts. Mid month, cut time out in the schedule for a solo smoke session just for you. Find joy in a personal activity. Let out the frustrations of life as a terrestrial astronaut with personal motion. Dance, paint, build, write, or simply read a good book. Take the time for self to push out energy and emotion into something you enjoy.
Self improvement all starts from personal action. Go!
Stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to wait until Summer to find a season of love. The weather might be chilly, but interpersonal relationships are heating up this month. However, this does not apply exclusively to romantic endeavors. Sometimes the most profound connections we share can be with our strictly platonic partners in chronic. As long as you keep the peace pipe packed and an open ear, you will create a warm and inviting space where all your cannabis companions feel comfortable and at home.
This February, when it comes to matters of career, deliberate and steadfast is the name of the game stoner Sag. Even if your progress is slow to grow, as long as it is steady, you are headed in the right direction. Don’t be afraid to explore what others might at first see as half-baked ideas. If you are willing to share your rough drafts, your peers will be willing to help you refine them. Brainstorming sessions and meditative musings with the sacred herb early in the month will result in the manifestation of tangible results by the end of February. But, it is your naturally passionate and charming stoner traits that will inspire your peers; your determined attitude and your encouraging words which will motivate them to put in the work. This balanced approach of both nature and nurture will create the necessary environment to ensure the seeds of your ideas fully bloom into measurable results.
Stoner Sagittarius you will find that February is all about complimenting your naturally optimistic outlook, and far-out style, with open communication and progressive thinking. Gathering together your canna fam to share the contents of a well stocked stash jar will create an enlightened environment where new perspectives are sparked, and where everyone feels free to share even the most secretive things on their minds. So keep the conversation burning stoner Sag. Roll one or two up, and let your cannabis companions puff, puff, pass you the inspiration you’ve been seeking to write or talk about those inner musings you’ve kept under wraps for far too long.
Stoner Pisces, the month begins in the shadow of Mercury in retrograde. This means little things that would not normally get to you could feel like full fledged crisis. You may even find yourself becoming annoyed by your closest partners in chronic. Their quirks you usually find endearing, might cause you to tear out your hair. My stoner Fish, keep in mind your own emotional response to others as you move through February. If things do get tense between you and a cannabis companion, don’t be afraid to take a break. Grab your favorite piece, top shelf buds, and find a quiet place to toke alone. Solo smoke sessions are not just recommended, they will be required for this month stoner Pisces. It can be nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes you just need to spend time by yourself; to relax, recreate with the reefer, and reflect on what is really causing you grief.
With all the confusion being magnified by peculiar planetary processes, it will take extra effort in the work sphere, and acute attention to detail to keep daily operations running smoothly. Stoner Pisces as long as you and the team keep lines of communication open and honest, you will be able to avoid misunderstandings and unnecessary setbacks. At work, put down the pipe. At least until you make it through to the last week of February, work should be a strictly smoke-free zone. A bowl or two at home in the evenings can help you unwind and process the events of the day. But, when you’re on the clock, you will need a fresh mind to troubleshoot unexpected issues, and the resolve to make sure the job gets done right.
Stoner Pisces the early days of the month might be overstimulated, filled with more intense emotions than even you are prepared for. But, keep calm and smoke on. By the middle of the month the cosmos will bring you renewed resolve and your emotions will return to more manageable levels. Don’t squander this windfall of creative energy. Moments spent alone, meditating with the sacred herb, can also be an opportunity to muse and let your imagination wander. Once you have rediscovered your cosmic groove, and you’re ready to rejoin the social smoke scene, your cannabis companions will be excited to see you, and all of your fresh, stoney creations.
What a month February will be stoner Libra! Although the weather may be cool in the final Winter month, there will be plenty of opportunities to warm your heart. Celestial bodies will send a positive wave of warm influence that accentuates the natural creative outlets for the stoner justice warrior. Load up the stash jar with Sativa strains of the sacred herb. This month is going to be a cacophony of creative constructs.
Seek out moments that bring you joy stoner Libra. Whether it be your bong and some beats, a paintbrush and a joint, or a trivia night with pints and dabs, put yourself in position to enjoy creative and connected moments on the terrestrial plane. Why not do it all? There is no restraint or warnings from too many good times in the final Winter month. Also keep in mind this creative cannabis prescription for February should not be contained to solo smoke outs. Seek these creative moments with cannabis companions and the broader canna fam. The biggest joy are the moments spent together.
Stoner Libra this positive cosmic influence toward creative moments and passion projects will have the most strength and power after the New Moon of the 11th. But as wonderful as my words have been about this creative prescription, I do have two warnings to keep you keen on success:
First, keep a watchful eye on spending. Finding joy in cannabis inspired creative and connected moments does not come with a price tag. Celestial bodies have aligned in a way that could leave you open to financial worry. Don’t exacerbate the potential financial stress with over spending. These moments of joy are free, don’t chase them with money or try to purchase them with debt.
Second, this warm cosmic breeze of creative influence does not come with an engine of manifestation. Connected moments with the canna crew will not magically pop up in your social feed stoner Libra. You have to seek out and find these joyous occasions. Be sure to pack the stash box with pure Sativa strains of the sacred herb. Toke time to self before the New Moon of the 11th to actively contemplate and make plans with your cannabis companions. The universe may favor activities after the New Moon, but that doesn’t mean you can’t dream them and plan them out before the date.
I can’t wait to see, listen, or read your creative inspiration stoner Libra. Just remember, “Don’t forget to bring a towel.”
Stoner Leo what a magical time to be alive. Opportunity is only as far away as desire will take you. February will be a progressive month for the stoner Lion in ways that match the stoner traits of the leader of the stoner Zodiac.
Universal influence will benefit the connected stoner Leo. However, this support will not extend far from home. Toke time to assess the partners in chronic that are close to the center of the smoke circle. It is in these relationships where the most impact will be felt in the final Winter month. This progressive impact will come in both the personal and work sphere. The sacred herb can be used with a two pronged approach to create the most positive impact.
First, toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a third eye enhancement. Rise high above the terrestrial plane, see the broad landscape of life, and how you and your closest cannabis companions relate to each other. Again, this should be applied both personally and professionally. It is from this medicated meditative smoke session that you will gain the wisdom of direction, and inspiration of leadership.
Second, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring your cannabis companions onto your wavelength so they can see your vision. This second action may be more difficult, but with positive cosmic influence, your own natural communication and leadership skills, and the connected help of the sacred herb, it should be well within your means. Remember stoner Leo, you are sharing your vision and vibration, not imposing it.
I know you aren’t all about the woo, and the mystical underpinnings of our terrestrial existence stoner Leo. But this month carries a subtle frequency from the universe that will open your eyes to supernatural aspects of our connected worlds that usually go unnoticed. Feel the connection stoner Leo, with your closest partners in chronic, and the invisible hand of our infinite world.
Stoner Gemini the last period was all about a self disciplined Positive Mental Attitude. The February time period will assist this internal work with positive outward celestial influence. If January was all about hard work internally, then February could be considered the period of pay-off.
Now don’t misinterpret stoner Gemini, action will still be required to receive the blessing of cosmic influence in the final Winter month. But this action is your jam! All cannabis strains are open this month. The action required to find the flow of positive cosmic waves will be to lean into your creative passions. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to sink deep into your desired creative outlet. Whether this passion is a learned project, or an adventure out on the terrestrial plane, seek opportunity to quench this passionate thirst.
Be forewarned stoner Gemini: The blessings of February will drain the energy of your cosmic spacesuit. This is not an ominous premonition. Energy levels will have peaks and troughs like a wave form. Your primary missions this month will require your focus and energy. Therefore you must prepare yourself for the inevitable depressions in the wave of cosmic energy. Although the cannabis recommendation is open for the month, be sure to have Sativa strains of the sacred herb on standby for the troughs of cosmic energy. Lean into the helping hand of the sacred herb to rise high above any cosmic malaise. After all, you have exciting things to do this month!
This is a progressive period for the stoner Twin. The cannabis prescription may be open, but be sure to toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate what progress means to you. Don’t just submerge yourself in a passion project in February. Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate how this activity will lead you to the next station of life on our cosmic spaceship. A happy person seizes the day. A wise person creates more opportunities for days to seize in the future.