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Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Virgo September brings cosmic blessings the likes of which have not been seen all year.  Yup, it will be a heaping bowl of green powered positivity this month. A shifting landscape may throw others off their feet, but not you, not this month stoner Virgo.  Herbal wings of positivity will keep you upright and moving forward toward progress.

Double down on the waves of positivity with the Lamb’s Bread Sativa strain.  Keep your stash jar filled to the rim.  Pinch or dip into it as much as you want this month.  You will already be floating, there is nothing stopping you from going even higher.

For single stoner Virgos there might be a smoke circle hook up in store in September!  For all other Virgins in the stoner Zodiac, this month may not be as innocent as your chart leads people to believe.  Once again the Lamb’s Bread cannabis prescription suits your romantic condition nicely.  Be sure to keep your mood and desires energetic and uplifting.  Your crush will appreciate the attention!  One important instruction to help you on your heart-filled travels stoner Virgo:  Listen.  Your cannabis companion or smoke circle crush will find your listening skills sexy.  An active listener is sure to be rewarded.

The work and business sphere may not be on the same elevated plain as the sphere of romance, but it will float on with pace and positivity.  All you need to solve problems, and leap over obstacles, are within your wonderful set of stoner traits.  Keep scratching off that to-do list my anal retentive stoner Virgo.  Obstacles are sure to pop up during the month, but they will easily be solved with a little patience and contemplation.  If you get stuck, be sure to take a step back, and contemplate the problem with a higher perspective induced by the sacred herb. 

Nothing can hold you back this month as long as you maintain your groovy lifted vibe, and stay steady on the grind.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus Summer brought you many picture worthy memories, including the discovery of the dankest smoke spots.  You may be looking at the approaching Fall a bit wearily; nervous that the good times may not be as plentiful.  But, don’t worry, this joint is primed, loaded, and won’t run on you.  Just like Summer, the days of Autumn will be as glorious, and ganja filled, as you make them!  Put aside your fear of stagnation, pack your travel pipe, and embrace a higher perspective.  You don’t have to venture far to be adventurous stoner Taurus.  There is joy to be found in even the most minuscule of moments.  Your favorite cannabis strains, and your curiosity, are all that is required to explore the outermost reaches of the cosmos, and the innermost regions of your mind.  

Remember stoner Taurus, when it comes to work, if the team is winning, you’re winning; even if you don’t get all the credit.  You can expect tensions to rise in the office as not everyone involved in a project will always have the same vision.  Don’t fret over the little stuff stoner Taurus.  While opinions may vary, you can do your part to make sure that the work gets done.  Success will be contingent upon your efforts to stay lifted, and above the fray.   Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to maintain a higher perspective.  

Stoner Taurus, when the work week creates tense feelings of anxiety, remember to leave them at the office.  Off the clock you will have plenty of time to hit the pipe, and the reset button.  By embracing the sacred sensimilla you can raise your spirits, and elevate your outlook.  So, breathe easy stoner Taurus, a smoke filled weekend can be exactly the prescription needed to get back to the grind with a clear mind.

Stoner Taurus you may decide you want to stick to the tried and true strains, and well traversed paths this September.  But, know that if you’re ready, you have cannabis cohorts who are always down to spark one up, and blaze undiscovered trails.  It may be a weird sensation at first, but if you get outside of your comfort zone, you may fall in love with the strangeness that surrounds you.  And even if you feel like you’ve ventured too far, just remember that you’re never lost when you have plenty of fresh sticky green, and are in the company of your best buds.  

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month comes with a variety of cosmic influences.  Your journey is yours to walk alone, but with the right cannabis prescription, perhaps you will have a keen green spirit to guide your path.

September starts off with hazy smoke clouds that obscure decision making.  The Full Moon on the 1st may cause your internal wires to get a bit crossed.  Toke time for a toke break to release yourself from anxieties surrounding projects and impending decisions.  The smoke break will give you time to gain clarity within the frustration.  And perhaps the sacred herb will send you the key analytics to make your decision easier.

This might be a sluggish way to start the month, but cosmic clouds clear only a few days after the Full Moon.  Like a rubber band snapping back, you will emerge from the haze with intense clarity.  But be forewarned stoner Scorpio:  This newfound kick butt and take names attitude may seem empowering in the moment, but it will cause long lasting repercussions within the smoke circle.  I suggest tamping down the enthusiasm with a relaxing cannabis strain.  The Pink Champagne sacred strain should do nicely.  Empowered decision making won’t be deterred, but it may come with softer edges for the sake of your cannabis companions.

In the sphere of romance, there is a particular date that should be noted on the calendar.  The New Moon of the 17th marks a dangerous and exciting time in the month regarding interpersonal relationships within the smoke circle.  First, my fierce Scorpion, smoke a bowl and chill in the days leading up to the New Moon.  The universe might be sending some aggressive vibes your way.  Puff puff pass on being the negative instigator with your canna-crew.  Next, after the New Moon, the opportunity for romance is sure to bloom like that big fat cola topping the sacred plant of life.  Keep this in mind for romantic endeavors after the New Moon:  Heartfelt efforts may not see immediate results.  Like some varieties of the sacred herb, your efforts may have a creeper affect.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Sagittarius it’s been said, “Love is all you need.”  The good news is during the month of September, there will be an abundance of good vibes and good people.  Sometimes you will be the friend with a fresh bag, big enough to pack bowls for everyone in the smoke circle; and at other times, your stash jar might be looking a little bare.  This is what’s beautiful about having true cannabis companions, you will always have people to share with when the harvests are plentiful, and people who have your back when times are tough.  And remember, showing that you care does not always have to be some grandiose gesture.  The littlest things can make the biggest impact.  Sometimes when a cannabis companion has had a long and discouraging day, the best present you can give is your presence.

You’ve been working hard stoner Sagittarius.  For months you have been the first one on the job, and often the last one to leave.  Your peers know that if they need help on a project, they can rely on you.  But, you can’t continue to wait, hoping that the higher ups notice your endless efforts.  Make them notice you stoner Sagittarius!  Set aside time in the evening for solo smoke sessions.  Meditate with the sacred herb, and invoke your third eye sight so you can see clearly what you want to achieve from your career.  Once you have identified how high you are looking to rise in the ranks, you will be better prepared to make your case for why you are ready for promotion.  It may not happen overnight, but you will be motivated knowing that you have taken the first steps needed to make it to a higher position.

Stoner Sag this month it will always be wiser to choose quality over quantity.  Go ahead, treat yourself, and spend a little extra to get those top shelf nugs.  Spend a little more to smoke a little better.  The same applies to the company you keep.  Sticking to a smaller smoke circle will allow quality time to grow existing connections, and give fuller attention to your closest partners-in-chronic.  This doesn’t mean you need to shy away from meeting new faces during your terrestrial travels stoner Sagittarius.  Just remember that you already have a loving stoner family waiting for you when you get home. 

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Light one up and celebrate stoner Libra.  What is there to celebrate?  Well, you’re celebrating you!  Summer was a blur of nights spent catching up with cannabis companions, and sharing in smoked filled shenanigans.  Overall we would call that a win.  But, the slower pace of September will bring you more time to think, to toke, and to take stock.  With your sacred herbal assistant, you will have the opportunity to look at your surroundings from a ten thousand foot high view.  You may notice something is missing.  This is because you’ve spent so much energy making sure everyone around you is having a good time, that you’ve forgotten to look inward.  Stoner Libra toke time for solo smoke sessions early in the month.  Of course you still want others to be happy, but spreading good vibes is only possible once you have found your own peace and cosmic groove.

Stoner Libra what you have accomplished in the work sphere this Summer has been nothing short of extraordinary; and your hot streak shows no sign of cooling down.  Peers and management alike have noticed your efforts, and applaud your accomplishments.  But your success is not by accident.  Maintaining such a fervent, fiery grind, takes dedication, and days off.  You can keep the momentum high, and the setbacks low, by paying attention to your physical state.  Your teammates know you are always ready to take on a challenging project, but they will also understand when you need to take a break for self care.  Make good use of your down time stoner Libra.  Toke time for cannabis medications, and relaxing meditations.  While some might not understand how roasting bowls is beneficial, you know that being efficient with your recreational time is crucial to being effective when on the clock.  

Stoner Libra Summer has left you feeling bright and full of optimism.  Others may stare in wonder at your noticeable glee, but there is no reason to take off your rose colored glasses.  Right now, you can’t see it any other way:  Life is beautiful.  To convince others of this reality, you have to do nothing other than be your cheerful self.  For sure there will be cloudy days, but your persistent positive attitude will be enough to lift the spirits of your cannabis companions, even when they are feeling their lowest.  And of course, you can elicit the help of herbal remedies to counter Autumn gloominess.  With a little help from your special green stash, and your unbeatable smile, when your stoner fam is in need you will be the best kind of friend indeed.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Pisces this September you may find yourself asking the age old question:  Should I stay, or should I go?  You’ve spent most of the summer with your head in the clouds, floating lazily and aimlessly along wherever the cosmic currents would take you.  Now, as we transition to cooler days, you might find yourself faced with a difficult conundrum.  Should you embark on one more endo-excursion before the Fall chill sets in, or postpone your chronic-inspired chronicles, and get back to the daily grind.  Before you make your final decision, toke time with the sacred herb, and bring your center back to ground level stoner Pisces.  Use a medicated meditative solo smoke session early in the month to reflect on where you’ve been, and look forward to where you want to go.  If you pause, puff, and plan, you may realize you can do both stoner Pisces.  Both lift your spirits with one more outdoor adventure, and still get everything done on your to-do list!

Stoner Pisces in the work sphere, sincerity will be the secret ingredient to cooking up success this month.  There is no room for a “fake it ‘til you make it” attitude if you really want to get the job done.  If you are not fully on board with a particular project, enlist the help from coworkers who can keep the ball rolling, and see the task done to completion.  While sometimes it’s nice to fly solo, often it’s more enjoyable to pack a bowl for two.  The same applies to the more daunting obstacles at work.  You may be able to burn through the tough stuff on your own, but it will be much easier with a little help from your peers.  

Stoner Pisces, sharing the load will come into play with matters of the heart as well.  Share because you truly care, not because you feel like you have to.  Whether it is your extra-special stash, or simply your time, you don’t have to invite every stoner Zodiac to be a part of your inner smoke circle.  Being the ever caring stoner Fish, it may feel strange to pass on the company of fellow tokin’ terrestrials, but remember being selective is not the same as being stingy.  You will know you are with the right people, your people, by finding those who are attracted to the light you emit, not by the endo you are lighting up.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Leo September sets up to be a tale of two halves.  The first being all about internal reflection within the smoke circle.  The second all about your external ambitions on the terrestrial plain.  With the sacred herb packed and loaded, and an action plan ready, you will smoke all the challenges and obstacles in the first Fall month.

Flow like water within interpersonal relationships stoner Leo.  Flexibility and attention must be paid to your fellow cannabis cohorts.  The Sativa strain Harlequin is a perfect match for this period.  This strain of the sacred herb is known for its assistance to rhythm and flow.  To gain the most from the planetary alignment during the first half of September, you must toke time to reflect on your place within the greater smoke circle.  Support your cannabis community with genuine care and attention.  Leave self indulgent behavior for another time stoner Leo.  There are times to lead with ferocity, and times to join the pack.  This period demands you give yourself to the canna-crew fully.

Listening skills, care, and attention will be tested this month.  But in the sphere of love, great understanding and progress can come from this exercise.  This test from the cosmos could lead to a pass or fail situation surrounding a love interest.  Use the Harlequin strain of the sacred herb to feel the flow of your cannabis companion stoner Leo.  You got this.

The second half will be split by the New Moon on the 17th.  You will feel the direction of cosmic winds changing.  Now is the time to build and progress with your ambitious plans on the terrestrial plain.  Load your stash jar with a sacred herbal strain low in THC and high in CBD.  Situations could change quickly during this period, and you don’t want to be caught in a cloudy haze when the mission changes.  This period will be specifically highlighted with learned endeavors.  Confronting new skills, and diving into new passions will give this period long lasting impact in the future.

Stoner Leo there is always a back-up plan to a great adventure!  Keep some Chemdog cannabis strain in the stash jar in case of emergency.  There may be a time where creative juices are needed to mine solution oriented ideas.  This strain should do the short notice trick nicely.

Whoa, there is a lot of information there stoner Leo.  Especially for a stoner star sign more used to flying high by wire.  Let’s make it simple.  Be kind to others in the first half of the month, and learn new tricks of the trade in the second half.  Everything else is good green gravy.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Gemini the month of September brings a cosmic opportunity for a fresh perspective.  The planetary alignment will not whisk you away into another terrestrial existence, but instead you must be the champion of your own change.

The magic of the sacred herb is awe inspiring.  One of the gifts of cannabis is the power to transport your mind from a solitary existence to different plains of perspective.  Take a trip early in the month stoner Gemini, and transport your mind high above your solitary existence.  See yourself among the smoke circle, and work crew, from a 50,000 foot perspective.  Perhaps you’ve become fixated on a person, a project, or an obstacle.  Take a step back through the magic of your bowl.  Lift the soul high above, and see the situation from a new higher perspective.  This meditative exercise could be the breakthrough you didn’t know you needed.  And your cannabis companion, coworkers, and canna-buddies will thank you.

Stoner Gemini along with the cathartic herbally enhanced exercise in perspective, you will have an excellent opportunity for passionate progress in September.  No, not passions of the heart, but more like passions of interest.  Toke time to ask your inner self what interests you?  The meditative smoke session doesn’t need to be elaborate.  Use the magic of the sacred herb simply to contemplate the question.  Cosmic waves of positivity will support new interests and passions in September.  Whether it is exploring the terrestrial plain for that secret smoke spot, or that artistic 420 hobby you have been thinking about, now is the time to make your smoke session wonderments a terrestrial reality.

Stoner Gemini, in many ways the September time period is all about you.  Ah, but you have to put the work in to take advantage of this cosmic blessing.  Smoke a bowl to gain perspective, and puff puff contemplate the next passionate endeavor.  The cosmic ingredients are all prepared, you simply have to meet the challenge.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Capricorn September brings cosmic waves of self confidence and advocacy.  Awesome positivity for advancement on the terrestrial plain is packed in your celestial bowl this month.  However, this cosmic wave is heavy, and will require honest work, and effort, to ride it to success and progress.  But you are the sturdy Sea-Goat, ready and willing to ride any cosmic wave that comes your way.  Surfs up dude.

Toke time after the Full Moon on the 1st for a deep introspective meditative dive with the sacred herb.  A private smoke session with a deep Indica cannabis strain will do the trick nicely.  Float deep into yourself.  Connect with your inner voice.  To ride this large cosmic wave of positivity in September, you will need balance and direction.  Use this deep medicated meditative dive into self to find your desired direction.  Much like a fully loaded session with an Indica strain, a deep dive into self can be a scary proposition, but this solo sacred smoke session will come with universal benefits.  Once you find your desired internal direction, your travels on the terrestrial plain will be filled with confidence and determination.  Stoner Capricorn, this meditative exercise will benefit you in all spheres of life.

You can’t smoke a bowl before loading it stoner Capricorn.  In September, you can’t get a promotion in the workplace before asking for it.  You are your own best advocate at work.  Don’t neglect an active management style toward your promotion.  Yeah, I’ll smoke a bowl to that.  Good luck!

Stoner Capricorn my favorite Bob Marley quote will come in handy this month:  “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  Again, the cosmic wave of positivity in September is a blessing, but it requires hard to work to ride it.  This is certainly true within the sphere of personal relationships.  Toke time for meditative smoke sessions in September that focus on self.  What can you do to be a better cannabis companion?  Emotional and mental work can be heavy, but results will come immediately from an honest effort.

And thus hard work feeds the balance and confidence, which feeds positive action on the terrestrial plain, which feeds a circular loop of positivity in all spheres.  Ride that wave stoner Capricorn.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Cancer don’t be discouraged, stay lifted!  Although September marks the closing of Summer, it also is the beginning of the next stoney chapter in your cosmic cannabis chronicles.  While you may be excited to get started on the fun projects you have planned for the fall, it will be crucial that you finish up any endeavors from the past couple months.  Whether it’s your literal or metaphorical garden, you don’t want to ruin your crop by harvesting too soon.  Stay diligent until the job is done.  Then, pack a fresh bowl, and toke time to fully enjoy the fruits of your labor.  You’ve been steadily grinding, and putting in the work stoner Cancer, so you can relax and roast your favorite strain of the sacred herb guilt free!  And after this celebratory smoke session, you will be ready to pursue ever higher aspirations.

Stoner Cancer when you are not busy smoking good green, you should be singularly focused on growing your financial green.  Maybe you want to get your closest cannabis companions an extra special gift for the fast approaching holiday season.  Perhaps you are overdue to treating yourself to that new bong you’ve been eyeing.  Whatever your motivation stoner Cancer, start saving now!  Whether you pick up extra hours, or apply for a next level position, you will have the chance to show the higher ups that you mean business.  Just know that you should not expect the universe to deliver such opportunities in a neat little baggie.  If you truly want to advance, it will take a show of interest, and demonstration of initiative on your part stoner Cancer.  But, once you spark the embers of motivation, there will be almost nothing that can keep you from blazing your way to the top.  

When it comes to weather patterns of the homefront, there are no hurricanes on the horizon; but unfortunately tranquil days are not part of the forecast either.  Fortunately, how you embrace these emotional currents is completely within your control stoner Cancer.  Make sure the peace pipe is handy, and the stash is plenty, whenever the stoner fam gathers.  The difference between minor disagreements with friends, and a major disruption of good vibes amongst your partners-in-chronic can come down to perspective.  My lovely Crab remember, it’s always better to burn bowls instead of bridges.  As long as you are able to share the sacred sensimilla, you will always be able to puff puff pass on senseless confrontation. 

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