Inhale, breathe deep, and let it be stoner Aquarius. The month of June sets up to be a reparative relaxed time. The planets have aligned into a calm configuration where troubles and obstacles will be resolved with ease and without harm. All strains of the sacred herb are at your disposal this month. With this calm cosmic configuration, focus can confidently be placed on internal ambitions.
The first summer month may feel like time is slowing down for the stoner Aquarius. However, this won’t be the case for all your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances. The key to June will be understanding and perspective. Not just understanding the pace of others, but also understanding your own internal situation. Do not expect others to travel at your pace, and certainly avoid any pressure to match their speed. Live and let live, or smoke and let smoke can be your motto in June.
Keep your stash jar loaded stoner Aquarius. Puff puff pass on the stress of a deadline, and sink deep into internal contemplation. Thorough analysis of an obstacle or situation will lead you down the best path to success and progression. June will not require you to morph into a stoner Buddha, or a weed infused philosopher; but the business and personal spheres will be best navigated with your thinking cap firmly fitted.
During this melodic and methodical period, toke time for meditative smoke sessions focused on self. Keen insights will be gained during June, drawing you closer to your internal self, motives, and destiny. With the right blend of the sacred herb and introspection, the stoner Aquarius could reach internal breakthroughs that launch them toward progress in future time periods. Blast off my deep thinking terrestrial astronaut. Cosmic understanding will be found at the deep edges of yourself.
Stoner Aquarius the final Spring month is upon us. This means more sun, and more hours to get things done. You will have no problem filling up your calendar with adventure and tasks. But if you feel like the to-do list is too much to handle, please remember this mantra for May: Stay calm, and smoke on. Be confident, you will be in no short supply of grit and energy to get the job done. In fact, you will likely be working on more than one task at a time. While there are circumstances when it is better to tackle obstacles one after the other, May is the period for setting high goals, and putting forth maximum grind. Multitasking will be crucial in order to unleash your greatest potential.
While you are unleashing your mind and body conquering conflicts, and creating lasting results, do not neglect the spirit stoner Aquarius. In between spurts of success, take time to pause, pack a bowl, and ponder the future change you would like to see. Contemplative meditation with the sacred herb will be a must during this arduous journey. Exercising the brain and refueling the soul will be crucial to help envision the magic you wish to manifest. Keep the sacred stash jar loaded, and your closest partners-in-chronic on speedial. Working hard will be the secret sauce in this month’s recipe for success, but you will not get much accomplished if you are weary and worn down.
When it comes to the work sphere, any and all positive changes will be possible. Toke time to contemplate the change you would like to see by invoking the help of herbal inspirations. Remain focused on desired outcomes. Like the other aspects of your life, the universe, and everything, work will be one wild and rewarding ride. Keep the momentum flowin’ and those bowls a glowin’ stoner Aquarius.
Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: Do not use a sledgehammer when a gentle nudge is all that is needed. Brute force will not work in May. Remain fluid, and use your adaptive skills to work your way through tenuous circumstances. While strength can be an asset, skillful direction of perspective and perseverance will produce stronger results. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, every investment will blossom, and will be a part of the perennial process of progress.
Stoner Aquarius transformation will be the consistent theme for April, just like the changing of the seasons. These movements will be noticeable to those around you, but growth will be primarily internal. Cosmic influences will remain minimal throughout the month. This does not mean you should float about aimlessly, quite the opposite is true. Since the stars do not have a path already charted, you will be the captain of your own vessel, and ultimately responsible for your final destination. So stoner Aquarius, chart a course, have a backup plan just in case, and set sails on your merry way. Since you are not on any particular timeline, you are invited to take the scenic route. Grab the snack pack, your favorite travel tokin’ piece, and take as many smoke breaks as you want. Whether you spend time getting hazy at your favorite smoke spot, or discover new lands to take herbal vacations, in April everywhere will feel like home. All this positive power will come as long as you are willing to adapt to new surroundings.
Remember stoner Aquarius, old endeavors can always lead to new beginnings. April represents a shift in cosmic phases. Problems or failed investments from the past will give way to new challenges and lucrative opportunities. Sometimes what we need most is not a change of scenery, but a shift in vantage point. It’s okay, and sometimes required, to hit the reset button. For you stoner Aquarius, this may mean retreating with a deep solo smoke session in order to meditate and get some ‘me time’. Or, you could seek a more social spiritual setting, and gather the cannabis crew to share the sacred herb. Whatever your approach, do not be afraid to invest the time needed to advance your story to the next chapter.
In matters close to home and the heart, be sure to solve conflicts efficiently. Don’t let issues fester or get out of control. It is easier to pull the weeds before they become unmanageable. Information is crucial in this sphere. As situations change, so might how you respond. Assess before you react in ways you might regret. Whether it’s an apology, renewed investment into better communication, or simply listening, don’t put it off. When in doubt smoke-it-out stoner Aquarius. If things get heated between you and your cannabis companion, harness the fire and burn a joint instead of burning bridges! In some situations take a break from the conflict, and try to find a little peace with your favorite piece. Once everyone is on the same level, you may have trouble remembering what the issue was to begin with.
Stoner Aquarius you will go through the month of March with pep in your step, and plenty of green in your pipe. So don’t worry, be happy. After all, what’s there to be down about? The birds are singing a song of love to announce the arrival of spring, and flowers are starting to bud. The cosmos will offer universal support in all matters of the heart. Not only in the romantic sense, but with friends and familial relationships as well. Your good vibes and attitude will be contagious. Your aura is sure to attract more positive minded canna-buddies, than negative naysayers. We cannot always stop the haters from hating, but you can choose who you include in your smoke circle. If you are selective with your strains, and who you decide to smoke them with, you will always be able to rise above the fray.
The work sphere will be all about collaboration this month. While you are ultimately responsible for the quality of your work, teaming up will mean more minds for troubleshooting the tough issues. This will allow you to break down big daunting tasks into smaller manageable assignments. Whether your peers at work are cannabis enthusiasts, or straight edge entrepreneurs, partnering up will open endless opportunities and help maximize creative energy. Now is the time to take a chance on ideas that may have previously sounded too far on the fringe. Those stoner Aquarius’ who are willing to explore the edges of creativity and implement unconventional strategies, will reach greater levels of success in March. Save the tokin’ for appropriate times stoner Aquarius. Not everyone is good with the ganja; so get a feel for collaborator’s comfort level before you invite them to spark one up.
Stoner Aquarius you have too much good will going to let the haters get you down. Stand up for yourself, and share your kindness with all those you encounter. And with those who are down to light one up, be generous with your sacred herb. Take time to soak in all the wonders of the world. March will include perfect moments of reflection to count your blessings. You don’t have to look for greener gardens stoner Aquarius; you are already surrounded by a thriving, lush environment. Be sure to toke time to smoke a bowl for the soul: Sometimes you need to look inward to better understand the outer world around you.
Stoner Aquarius the universe will shine down calm soothing rays of influence upon you in February. As long as the work is done, there should be no large challenges or surprises this period. This is the perfect moment for self reflection and discovery. Toke deep upon the sacred herb, and let the positive cosmic rays wash over and through you. Seek trust that fate will draw you into your next triumph!
The stoner Aquarius will find that February’s calm winds strongly support investment into the self. The earlier this is done the better. Toke time for a deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb early in the month. Envision a positive plan for self actualization. Seek healing and growth mentally, physically, and emotionally. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dream big. But big smoky dreams are only half the battle, you’ve got to act within a well formed plan.
Integrity is of vital importance for the stoner Aquarius during this period. Even the most gentle streams turn muddy if you churn them. White lies could muddy the otherwise crystal clear waters of this period of clarity. Remain true to your true self stoner Aquarius, and be sure to think of the impact of your words before it’s too late. Smoke about it. Deceptive behavior will cloud your third eye.
Cannabis companions and canna-buddies alike will be instrumental in your support in February. Trust in them and they will not let you down. Be open minded to their methods even if they aren’t your own. Remember that in an orchestra, the violin is just as important as a well timed cowbell. Smoke circle expansion and strengthened canna-bonds will occur with an honest effort and a pure heart. Without internal sabotage, this period is set up for progress within yourself and on the terrestrial plane.
January promises to be a bright and airy period for the stoner Aquarius. At the same time, it can be as dizzy and as haze filled as you want it to be. While you are a part of the Air tribe of the stoner Zodiac, you can expect the new year to be straight fire! You will feel the urgent need to share this optimistic energy with those around you. This is good, as the cosmos will provide support and blessings for you in all of your social endeavors. You will have plenty of opportunities to smoke good, and smoke often with your canna-buddies.
In the workplace, confidence will be key in January. Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: There is a thin line between confident and cocky. Trust in your ability to get the job done and ride this line on the confident side. Growing a positive self image can be like knocking down the first domino: Once the first is set in motion, the rest will easily follow. Your peers will need you clear eyed and running on all cylinders at work. The best advice is to leave the pipe at home, and focus on the task at hand. After all, you will have plenty of time for smokey adventures outside of work hours.
Finances and family life will be closely intertwined, so proceed cautiously. If you are feeling far from self reliant, take the necessary steps toward that goal. Debt and responsibility do not simply disappear when you turn a blind eye. Take a third eye gaze and watch the stress melt away as your financial garden becomes more green. It is not a cure, but by meditating with the sacred herb, you will be able to rise above the fray and better see what your next move needs to be.
It’s possible conflicts arise among members of your smoke circle while cleaning out your financial closet. Keep the peace pipe ready and the stash jar full. There are plenty of canna-buddies out there. With a little herbal assistance, it is possible for you all to meet on a higher level.
Stoner Aquarius all things lead to an apex. Cosmic influence will send you toward your own apex of achievement this December. This is your time to blaze! Particularly in the attainment of education and knowledge. There is a fine bowl of your favorite soothing strain in your immediate future. Toke a moment early this month to medicate and meditate. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away unease, and to center yourself for the journey ahead. It’s time to reach for the stars stoner Aquarius. It’s time to invest in yourself! Whether it is new talents or new skills, improving the self is the theme of the month. Even if December starts out with a little turbulence, don’t let a few frigid cosmic gusts keep you from soaring amongst the stars.
Stoner Aquarius your glass collection didn’t appear overnight. Each piece was hand selected. It took a keen eye, a plan, and time to build such greatness! Remember this on your journey, as to not “overspend” on your journey of self-improvement. Do not pack more than you can smoke. Balance is the way forward! Nugs of knowledge can be gained step by step, and piece by piece.
Stoner Aquarius you should stick to what you know in the work sphere. This isn’t to say you can’t be excited, blazing a path to glory! It’s to say that the excitement and improvements are to be directed internally rather than externally. Do what you do best, and avoid stepping out of your competent comfort zone.
Deep internal issues may come to the surface in December. Running from them will only leave you out of breath when they emerge again. Avoidance will also deny a cosmic blessing in disguise! Whatever surfaces from the depths you must face, accept, and move forward with it. Consider sharing with your closest cannabis companion. It’s okay to share our burdens and allow others to help! And sometimes, stoner Aquarius, you are the one helping just by showing you care enough to share!
Stoner Aquarius November will be all about the slow burn: So settled down, light one up, and let the good times roll. Although the weather may be cloudy, the best advice is to sit back with a fresh bowl of green and prepare for when blue skies return. Relax and recuperate with your favorite strain and fellow stoners. You will receive the greatest benefit if you invest your energy inward. The stars support spending time reconnecting with those who may have fallen away in times gone by. If there are apologies needed, then make them. If there are things that need to be said then say them. Sometimes we need to take a step back from a situation before we are ready to move forward. Do not miss an opportunity to spend time with your cannabis companions because of denial. Acknowledge the role you played in the disconnect with a lost bud.
Stoner Aquarius it is not required that you know your final destination so long as the direction you are headed is intentional. If you find yourself lost, it’s okay to make a u-turn, or double back to take the road less traveled. Spend the time needed preparing for the roads ahead, and it will be okay if you take a couple detours. While it is never a bad idea to wonder, you should limit the time you spend wandering. A space cruise can be therapeutic, and reaching for the stars can be aspirational, but right now the best advice is to keep your feet on the ground. The sacred herb does not cause us to blast off. Sometimes it can help us find our center of gravity, while all the other parts fall into place.
Regarding interpersonal relationships, whether this is romantic or friendly, be a willing copilot stoner Aquarius. When it comes to friends, all you have to do is be ready to ride, and bring some good green. Keep it light and fun loving, and all else will move forward in a positive direction. With lovers and loved ones, be sure you proceed cautiously with your intentions known. While there are no apparent roadblocks, it is important everyone agrees to the final destination, otherwise you will be in for a bumpy ride.
Stoner Aquarius the cosmic waves of the last period pushed you regardless of your own desires. Now you find yourself on the shores of your next venture! In small waves, positivity and accomplishment will flow to you in October. Self confidence is at the forefront of this cosmic movement. With this confidence in mind, you should avoid taking steps into the unknown, or placing yourself in situations where you are insecure. Even the best path can trip you up if you can’t see your footing. This isn’t to say neglect these things, but perhaps break out a torch! With understanding of the terrain ahead comes the confidence to take on your objectives. This applies to both work and personal spheres, stoner Aquarius.
The current planetary alignment doesn’t offer assistance in good fortune or protection, but the cosmos will come through for those Aquarius taking confident strides toward their target.
Feeling uncertain for times ahead? A positive mental outlook goes a long way. Get out and participate in life! The activity matters not. What does matter is that you say “Yes!” to life. And if the attention turns your way, don’t shy away from the spotlight. In fact now might be a good time to recall the name of that tune you enjoy belting out at karaoke before someone else picks one for you! It is vital early in the month to toke time for a meditative smoke session. Center your medicated highs on confidence within yourself. Everything you need to succeed is within you. Stuart Smalley, renowned motivational speaker, may have said it best, “You are good enough, you are smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!”
Stoner Aquarius now isn’t the time to jump into new projects, skills, or passion projects in the work sphere. For you, universal support is focused on project completion. Now is the best time to zip up those tasks you’ve neglected before you pack any more to-dos onto the list.
Now this should go without saying, stoner Aquarius, but avoid shady undertakings! If you find yourself placed in an uncomfortable position, toke a moment to contemplate and play the situation forward. You should consider all repercussions beyond the current moment before any action is taken.
Nothing can stop the motion of the sea stoner Aquarius. It is bigger than you and your circumstance. Sometimes the best remedy for when you are feeling seasick, from all of life’s ups and downs, is to stop fighting the waves, and just go with the flow. Throw yourself fully into the moments of exhilaration. During moments of doubt, remember everything will be alright. Just try to enjoy whatever the tides might bring, the highs and the lows. Because if you do, like the reassuring words from Modest Mouse, “And we’ll all float on okay. And we’ll all float on anyway.”
Give in stoner Aquarius. The first step to a successful first fall month is to give in to the whims of the universe and forsake all control. Enjoy the ride. You can’t fully appreciate the sweet Sativa without smoking some of the sour diesel. Just like you can never fully tame the ocean. What you can do is make sure your vessel is in the best shape possible, and that you have the supplies you need to ride out the storm.
Attempts to smooth out the waves or change the weather are useless. But you can have what you need to help you navigate the rough waters this September. Sticking with Sativas during the first half of the month will boost creativity and enhance your critical thinking. Its uplifting properties will keep your spirits higher until you make it through to smoother waters. You will need this mindset during the toughest part of your September voyage.
Your trust and optimism in what the stars have in store for you is why you will make it back to dry land. There you will find peace in familiar surroundings. Pack your peace pipe; this time with your favorite Indica strain. Bundle up with a blanket and the bong, and settle in for a solo smoke session. Use this down time to ground yourself, to rest, and to organize your thoughts of lessons learned from the cosmic voyage. Before you know it, you will be charting course and embarking on your next adventure.