Stoner Aquarius Summer is finally here! But the newfound solar influence this month will be accompanied by a cosmic conundrum of sorts. Perhaps this will be the perfect puzzle to keep your inquisitive mind occupied. With your cannabis copilot connecting your mind, body, and spirit, this month is sure to be an adventure. Ah yes my stoner Water-Bearer, an intoxicating escapade for a trippy stoner. Just another great month in the grand mystery of life.
There are a couple key aspects that can unlock the power of the cosmos in June. Mercury will be in retrograde for a large portion of the month. While this celestial influence usually comes with roadblocks and speed bumps on the terrestrial road of life, it will also create a unique circumstance for you, stoner Aquarius. You are always thinking. Nuance of ideas, breadth of subjects, and creativity in application, are all hallmarks of your eccentric thought processes. This hyper aware sense of existence will be accentuated in June as creativity and analysis blend together in a knot of dialectic.
Stoner Aquarius, use the sacred herb to slow down your racing mind so that you might catch the most pertinent and progressive creative thoughts as they race by. Your daily driver should be an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain this month. Find your inner chill to brush off the nuisances of our physical world during the period of retrograde; but embrace the manic creative thought process rushing internally. “Journalling” is an action that can be quite illuminating for any stoner as they try to connect the internal spirit with an outward projection. But this term is too narrow for your mission in the first Summer month. Think of “journaling” more broadly. Use any and all tools at your disposal to catch those important thoughts, and manifest them in the physical world. A phone app, scratch paper, sketch pad, or even a recording device could all be great tools to help you organize your stoner thoughts and creative inspirations. Some sort of dictation tool like those examples should be just as important in your smoker’s travel kit as a lighter or your favorite piece.
Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: The creative internal musing of June will be a solo trip. Other stoner star signs will have their own personal dilemmas with Mercury retrograde. You are usually a difficult stoner to keep up with in the smoke circle. The June time period will intensify your eccentric nature from the perspective of the canna-crew. There will be a lot going on in that investigative stoner brain of yours. Keep those racing puzzle pieces to yourself. Perhaps you will be able to share your creative endeavors once the big picture is found. Your June cannabis contemplations could become chronic stories on stoney adventures later in the Summer.
Stoner Aquarius, May will be a month of modernization. This will be true in almost all facets of life, from material possessions to spiritual betterment. Spring cleaning is in full swing my stoner Water-Bearer. It’s time to purge your closet to make room for Summer gear, and more modern hippie fashion. Of course tie dye never goes out of style, so be sure to keep the classics. While you may find yourself going through old clothes or refurbishing your stoney sanctuary, you should also look inwards to see if there is anything you would be better off without. Maybe you’ve been holding onto mementos from a past relationship, or reminiscing more than you used to about ‘the good ol’ days.’ Stoner Aquarius, it’s okay to look back fondly on times gone by, but don’t live in the past. Right now is the time to light up, let go, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney story.
Get ready stoner Aquarius, because work will be a period of great and green growth! The seeds that you planted early in the year are beginning to sprout; and other projects will be ready to transition out of a vegetative state into full flower. Take time in the first days of the month to prioritize projects, and coordinate a plan of action with your team. Stoner Aquarius, a good gardener will time their crops so they can manage the workload, and so that not everything is ready to harvest all at once. You don’t want to lose momentum or become overwhelmed in the final stretch because you were unprepared for such big yields. So pace yourself stoner Aquarius. You’ve put in the work, and you want to make sure you get the appropriate reward!
Being the sociable creature that you are, you are never in short supply of friends or fellow cannabis connoisseurs to toke with. However, this month you will discover that it is the quality of your connections which matters most, not how many people are in your smoke circle. It is no secret that your charisma attracts all kinds of terrestrial travelers; you can vibe with pretty much anyone. But, what ignites your interest stoner Aquarius? Seek out your fellow stoner star signs who hold similar passions and curiosities. When you share your time, and your stash, with your closest cannabis connections, you will be free to be your creative and quirky self. So let down your guard, roll up a joint, and prepare to explore ever higher highs with your favorite chronic-loving companions.
Stoner Aquarius the second month of Spring will bring nothing but good vibes. A sense of comfort, safety, and security will fill you like the perfect hit of our sacred herb from your favorite piece. Settle into the warm cozy feelings washing over you my stoner Water-Bearer. Now is the time to focus on the here and now. Don’t let the mistakes of the past, or worries of the future, cloud the blessings the cosmos is offering in this moment. It’s called the present for a reason, stoner Aquarius; so pack the bowl, breathe deep, and graciously accept the gifts currently in front of you.
Stoner Aquarius, this month is going to reward all the hard work you’ve been putting in with some much needed time to relax. Solo smoke sessions should be a priority. Load the stash jar with your favorite strain, and toke some time to process everything that is happening. An essential aspect of self-care this month will include endo-excursions in nature. Meditating with the sacred herb while enjoying the majesty of our terrestrial mother will help you appreciate the positive energy all around you.
Stoner Aquarius another important aspect to April will be your internal confidence. Continue to follow your intuition. Set realistic long term expectations in the work sphere, and focus on teamwork with the canna-crew. Be mindful and present with positivity at heart. Instead of getting upset with somebody who failed to meet a deadline or couldn’t do the job up to your standards, ask them how you can help. You are naturally a good collaborator. Remind your partners in chronic that you are all on the same team. Future periods may become more challenging; so take April as the calm before the storm. Being on top of your schedule will be pivotal if you want to overcome your limitations my stoner Water-Bearer. You may have a tendency to rush through things, but it’s important this month to remember that great things take a while to come to fruition. It’s for that reason that we all must learn to enjoy the here and now.
Stoner Aquarius those who know you may call you many things: Independent, cleverly quirky, determined, and assertive. One word that will never be used to describe is conformist. No, you dance to the beat of your own unique drum. You blaze the smoky trails others are too unimaginative or too timid to traverse. Be sure to plan out the itinerary for your March travels early in the month. Although you are a spontaneous, and a free-spirited wild child, your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts may not always be so adventurous. As long as your partners in chronic know where they’re strolling, and know what you’re smoking, they will be down to brave the trip with you.
My stoner Water-Bearer, you don’t have to wait for the new season to make meaningful moves. If you’ve been contemplating a career change, or applying for a position higher up in your current company, go for it! You have the intellect, charm, and ability to make it to the next level; and help to raise up the rest of the team too. Even if you are feeling good with where you are in your career stoner Aquarius, there’s nothing wrong with a side hustle to help you earn a little more green. Whether your motivation is more money, or simply the satisfaction of creating something, you have the potential this month to turn your passion projects into profit. Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your place in the grand scheme of our economic machine. While your creative energy might be at an all time high, and you have an abundance of ideas you could pursue, pick your top two or three ideas, and focus on those. If you don’t narrow your focus, and actually start creating, you may reach the end of the month with nothing to show but daydreams and big ideas.
Stoner Aquarius you will feel your energy and optimism swell until they finally overflow on the Spring equinox. The last ten days of March you might find yourself overwhelmed, but in a good way. With so many ideas for creative endeavors, and seemingly infinite desire to manifest them, don’t forget to make time to just unwind. Lighting up a fresh bowl with your closest cannabis companions can help to calm the mind, and restore the spirit. And those hazy conversations in smoke filled rooms at night may just spark clear inspiration for your next grand undertaking ahead.
Oh happy day stoner Aquarius! It feels as if things have been aligning quite nicely since the start of this year. February 2021 begins in the middle of your birth season. Can you feel the universe blessing you? This is a great time to indulge in a few solo medicated meditative smoke sessions. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to shed new light on your personality, appearance, and sense of self. Sink deep within yourself, and listen to the wisdom of our terrestrial herbal guide.
Stoner Aquarius February is inviting you to be more creative. Toke time with the sweet sensimilla. Allow it to inspire you to establish the budget you’ve been contemplating, or perhaps even find a new way to earn money. As we near the end of the month, we officially bring the stoner Aquarius season to a close. This has likely left you feeling quite introspective with things relating to money and material possessions. Though you think about these terrestrial conundrums often stoner Water-Bearer, you rarely speak of them outwardly. Open yourself up to the possibilities as the winds of change blow through the clouds of smoke this month. Perhaps you need a solo endo-excursion to gain the perfect perspective. As February comes to a close, the full moon on the 27th will provide illumination to the path ahead. This bright light will enable matters surrounding your life force, spiritual transformations, and other mystical topics to feel much more easily discussed. This is the perfect time to load the peace pipe, get organized, and shed the excess weight you may be holding regarding any past debts, or misunderstandings with your cannabis companions.
Stoner Aquarius, things relating to your home and domestic life may feel as if they are creeping along much more slowly than you’d like. Try not to worry. Instead, toke time to breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and apply reasonable expectations. Doing so will allow you to think outside the box, and innovate, while keeping your stoner wanderings intellectual and on point. You’ll likely find yourself capable of changing things up without becoming too emotionally invested. This is precisely what you need right now. So, stoner Water-Bearer, spark one up, take charge, and watch the good vibes and great ideas surround you and your canna fam this month.
Stoner Aquarius the beginning of 2021 will bring confident winds of change, if you are willing to sail into adventure. Although terrestrial escapades always sound nice as you plan smoke circles in distant smoke spots, the adventure of January will have more to do with reignition of internal flames of attitude and spirit.
First stoner Aquarius, toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus this solo smoke session on forgiveness. We all feel, and often succumb to, the societal pressures of our terrestrial world. Perhaps you have fallen asleep as you floated within the collective stream of consciousness. Perhaps you have relented to the pressure imposed by your fellow terrestrial astronauts. It is time to forgive yourself for any internal angst you feel about your attitude or outward motion within the stoner herd.
Now that you have put any internal grievance behind you, it is time to look ahead. Use the reflective power of the sacred herb to reignite those independent drives within you stoner Aquarius. Part of what makes you great are the aspects that make you stand out from the crowd. Bob Marley once said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” It’s time you embrace your independent streak once again my eccentric Water-Bearer.
Now with forgiveness and re-emergence complete, look around and bask in the canna-fam surrounding you. Your best buds have always loved the unique qualities you embrace. Now that you have embraced your internal drives, once again your aura will be bright and electric. This is the exact time when new cannabis companions will gravitate toward your bright glow. Fill your stash jar with the Double Dream cannabis strain for the month. This bright happy hybrid will enhance your internal confidence as you re-emerge from your societal shell And this sacred strain will keep you chatting it up with new smoke circle acquaintances. I can’t wait to see what funky fresh fashion styles you come up with stoner Aquarius. Enjoy the month, and most importantly, enjoy yourself.
Stoner Aquarius December will be mostly breezy with chances of easy. Your natural astrological stoner traits will serve you well as the month unfolds with celestial influence catered to your stoner nature. This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.
In the first half you need to let the natural flow of life take you on a blissful adventure. All cannabis varieties are open to fill up your stash jar. But make sure it is full because there will be plenty of opportunities to match bowls with the larger smoke circle. Lean into this blessed period with outward experience. Canna-fam and smoke circle acquaintances will notice, and appreciate, the golden aura surrounding you. It’s only natural because you are such a likable stoner, and the cosmic influence will only accentuate this quality. However, stoner Aquarius, be forewarned: Even though you have a lot to say, and plenty of people listening, that does not mean you should say it all! The only thing that can derail this positive period is loose lips regarding sensitive topics. Be smart, and be kind.
Stoner Aquarius toke time with the sacred herb on the 14th of December. Celebrate the New Moon with reflective remembrance of cloudy rooms and stoner stories. Marinate in a smoked out solo session baked in positivity about all the communal blessings in your life.
In the second half of the month life might get a bit more serious. Pack bowls with energizing Sativa strains of the sacred herb. The keys to this period will be focus, clarity, and creativity. There may be more unknowns and directional decisions after the New Moon, but with the proper care of attention, and creative solutions, progress should be earned.
A great month awaits stoner Aquarius! A nice float through the terrestrial plane with your cannabis cohorts in the first half; and a creative progressive journey in the second half. Just remember: Grind well, roll tight, and hang loose this month. Always a great prescription for success.
Stoner Aquarius you may find yourself feeling heavy and worn down in the first days of November. This is likely the result of simply trying to do too much. Past Summer passion projects that have piled up, unfinished, now seem more like burdens instead of creative challenges. There is a remedy to this lingering weight: Light one up, and let go stoner Aquarius. Meditate with the sacred herb often in the first decade of November. Use this time with magical marijuana to reflect, and reorganize your priorities. Redirect your efforts into the endeavors you deem worthwhile, and let go of the rest. By the New Moon of the 14th your spirits will feel lighter, and your outlook noticeably higher.
Work and personal spheres may overlap in November. Those stoner Aquarians who are fortunate enough to get to toke with their coworkers will have the option of collaborating on and off the clock. In fact, some of the most innovative ideas might arise from smoky sessions outside of the office. Just make sure someone is taking notes stoner Aquarius. You don’t want to let that flash of stoner genius turn into this phrase, “what-were-we-just-talking-about?” Even those who have to keep their smokin lifestyle on the down low can benefit during this time period by bringing their professional and four-twenty-friendly contacts together. It’s always nice to share a bowl or two amongst friends. But sometimes the best cure for the wear and tear of the weekly grind is sharing a laugh, and a smile, with those we care about most.
After the New Moon, you will be blazing hot and high stoner Aquarius. Once you find your cosmic groove, your only mission will be to keep the good vibes flowing. The secret is to keep it simple. Find strains that will keep you grounded, yet energized. Longtime classics like Blue Dream or Sour Diesel can help lift your mood during the lows, and elevate the good days even higher. It is especially important during these moments of bliss that you keep an eye on your closest cannabis companions. Not everyone around you will achieve such great heights this month. But, luckily you will have enough serenity to share my kind Water-Bearer. Whether it means packing a pick-me-up bowl, or simply sitting in smokey silence listening. It doesn’t always have to be something big, stoner Aquarius, sometimes the only action required is to do your best to pay it forward!
Stoner Aquarius you may enter October feeling less sure of the direction you are headed. When your bearings are lost, keep this montra in mind: Do it for you! You are great at sharing and caring. You are one who easily puts your own needs second to those of others. In October remember my stoner Water-Bearer, it’s not selfish, it’s strategic. If you need to pass on the communal smoke session so you can spend some time alone with just you and the sacred herb, do it! It’s okay to tell your best buds that they can join you on the next adventure; this time you just need to toke one on the trails by yourself. Breathe easy stoner Aquarius, those who are truly your partners-in-chronic will understand this need, and will be waiting with a freshly packed bowl when you return.
Stoner Aquarius the benefits of your solitary endo-excursions will be most noticeable to those in the workplace. Your renewed air of optimism, and your increased confidence will have everyone you work with wanting to be your partner on the next big project. It might be easy to let this attention go to your head. Use your time off the clock to light one up and keep your center grounded. Use your position to build alliances with your peers that share a like minded vision, and those who have higher aspirations for their careers. While at first these partnerships might start off as transactional, don’t be surprised if some of these relations grow to become some of your closest, lifelong canna-buds.
Stoner Aquarius you should anticipate the arrival of a new special someone this Fall. Whether strictly platonic, or with more romantic results, this person will leave you feeling intrigued, inspired, and infatuated by their enigmatic aura. Don’t be shy! People who provoke such intense emotions do not regularly cross our path. When they do though, you want to be sure to break open the special stash! Once you encounter this person, remember there’s no need to rush. You will have plenty of time to share a bowl, and another bowl, and a bowl after that. Although your stories just converged, it can feel like you’ve already known each other for years. The best news stoner Aquarius is that you still have a whole lifetime ahead to smoke and grow together.
Stoner Aquarius September is a month all about you. But these words are not intended to promote selfish endeavors. Instead, meaningful progress will come from internal efforts more so than external situations.
Find connection stoner Aquarius. It is easy to fall into a waking slumber as we pass through time. Early in the month extract some self reflection from a deep meditative dive with the sacred herb. A solo session with an Indica dominant hybrid should do nicely. Use this meditative exercise to wake from your mundane sleep! Bob Marley once said, “Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.” Stop wandering through life comfortable within the routine; especially within smoke circle relationships. Engage with your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances. Perhaps they have become more like furniture in your life instead of the interactive canna-buddies they really are. Positive results will flow from this exercise that might uplift the spirit for the remainder of the month.
Toke time for self mid month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away the pressure of the terrestrial plain. The cannabis prescription is open to your interpretation and situation. For some this might be a cozy evening with candles and a deep Indica strain. For others this anxiety vacation may be an outdoor activity suited more with a spicy Sativa strain. No matter the activity or the strain, be sure to take advantage of planetary support for a mental vacation.
Stoner Aquarius before the end of the month there will be personal challenges that must be confronted. As with the cosmic theme of September, these challenges have more to do with your internal workings than any outward influences. Find confidence within a lit bowl of the sacred herb. Everything will work toward progress as long as you are willing to face the challenge.