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Scorpio April 2016

It seems that the luck of the Irish will follow the stoner Scorpio through the ends of April 2016.  Use this positive energy to thwart yourself into the beginning of summer where your foundation will need to be very strong.  Your ability to rise above and beyond this month will conjure not just more green in your stash but a lot of green eyed monsters.  That being said, be sure to know that those who will be green with envy are those in your inner circle of fellow stoners & co-workers.

In all events of work; Scorpios will be on top of it.  Productivity is your first name this month.  Don’t meddle in the indicas during the working hours, you have no time to relax.  Keep your eyes open and take precautions to ensure that all is going according to your plans.  Listen to your intuition when dealing with difficult or negative partners.  Please note:  Take advantage of the offers that lie on the table this month.  Use your tenacity and quick thinking to ensure success.  If you hesitate you will lose an amazing opportunity.

Ahh, my romantic Scorpio bask in the glory of your love this month!  The ground that you’ve been laying in your existing relationship or the one that you’re working towards is going to be buoyant and giving.  Your evenings will be full of that glow that only you emit when in love.  Dab it up right with your lover and enjoy one another to the fullest extent.

As for your circle of fellow stoners, you may find yourself gravitating to those with more experience than you in a number of ways.  You have great lessons to learn from these folks.  Take the time to toke it up with them in a more intimate setting than the usual large group of buds.  You will be so glad you did.  

Aries April 2016

April 2016 is a month of yin and yang for my fellow stoner Aries.  While you will be blessed with an adequate amount of positive energy you will need to keep one foot on the ground.  Stick to a high CBD hybrid for most of your daily tokes.  By keeping yourself grounded this month you will better enable yourself to deal with any core problems that pop up and more thoroughly enjoy the high times!

For the Ram that is attached:  You have attained many interpersonal goals in the past months, this is true.  Now what will you do with yourself when it comes to love?  Do you have a feeling deep down that something isn’t quite right within your lovership?  This is the month to contemplate this.  Lean on the sacred herb and do some meditating.  Include your close friends and family in this decision.  You may not like what they have to say but, you do need to hear it.  The single Aries will have a much more positive time in decision making this month!  You will still need time to contemplate before making any big moves in the arena of love, so don’t rush anything!

In your professional life, you have also accomplished many things over the past year.  The word ‘past’ is key here stoner Aries.  Although your past has set up a great foundation for you, it  is time to plunge ahead on your new goals.  Take your one-hitter to work with you and use it to fuel that creative mind of yours to take flight in your new direction.  Find your Zen and all will work out.  Make sure you leave your work at work this month and when you are at home, be at home.  This is key to your productivity levels this April.

Leo April 2016

Stoner Leo, did you enjoy and fully actualize the cosmic opportunity in March?  April brings the same theme of positivity, but you will be required to participate and work a little harder for the cosmic benefits this month.  Work is usually associated with an outward action, but the work required of you this month stoner Leo is inward and self-contained.  To receive the positive benefits of the universe you must relax and enjoy the flow of your life within your surroundings.  Find a quality hybrid cannabis strain to float you through April.  Just remember, relaxing introspection is not the same thing as couch lock:)

Within the sphere of work, I am worried you have become complacent and lazy after the universal blessings of March.  Ignoring little tasks and avoiding simple communication can lead to a break in your positive cosmic streak.  As you float through April, don’t neglect the little things.  When little and simple things are ignored they can become big problems down the road.

The power of April will be manifested in your personal life stoner Leo.  Do you have a big event planned?  Success is assured with relaxed confidence.  The hybrid sacred herb should guide you through the month with the calming sensations required to feel yourself deeply, and yet the attention required to act and make the correct decisions at the right times.

What a run you are on stoner Leo!  The magic of March will melt into the vistas of April.  You are in control of your Earthly space, so it is up to you to mine the stars for the cosmic gold.