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Leo November 2018

Stoner Leo your weather forecast for November is cosmic rain. But fear not; it’s not a dreary bitter fall rain being referred to, but rather it will be raining universal blessings on the stoner Leo! However you must maintain your groovy positive vibes or you might find those opportunities vanishing in smoke before your eyes. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should utilize an Indica or hybrid strain. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to ground yourself, recenter, and refocus to keep the good vibes rolling.

As the lioness lies in wait in the tall grass for the perfect moment to strike her prey, you too will find yourself in the perfect moment to strike your foes. But to attack would not be a positive action, nor would it maintain those good vibes. Maybe for you it’d be best to lounge in the grass and bat at butterflies as they flutter by.

In the work sphere it is of utter importance that you act on logic, reason, and information, rather than emotion and aggression. To assist forward movement circle back to offerings of help or collaboration you passed on in previous periods. November is the perfect month to readdress partnerships and collaborations with smoke circle allies. But be wary of trusting random buds, it isn’t the time to put trust in strangers.

In the personal sphere you should seek balance in your personal relationships. They do say all work and no play makes for a dirty bong at the end of the day. Team up with loved ones this month. Collaboration and a shared joint can open up lines of communication that heal even the deepest scars.

Remember to breathe stoner Leo. With so much bustle it might be easy for you to get lost in the hustle. So inhale, breathe, and let it be. Stay positive and ride the waves of opportunity this month brings!

Libra November 2018

Are you feeling the love stoner Libra, because you should be. The cosmos shines down on you with rays of love this November. However, be warned that this bright period could be an overload of senses and emotions. Remember to breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Never deny yourself honest feelings, but make certain you are acting with a balance of logic and informed wisdom. You may want to keep your bowl packed with a soothing strain of sacred herb for the intense moments to come.

Your personal sphere forecast comes with a warning, just as thinking with your stomach with a serious case of the munchies can lead to empty cupboards and regret, the gentleman Libra should be sure to think with the proper ego, lest they find worse than empty cupboards and sadness. To the lady Libra, toke a moment to reflect during intense emotional moments, considering safety and responsibility before getting caught in a bush with a half eaten cake like Johnny Cash. Either or, pondering a moment when faced with intense emotional decisions is always a good idea.

This ‘think things through’ theme follows through into the work sphere. It IS great to develop passionate ideas and fiery ideas, but do not rush in without a well though through plan. Overconfidence and emotional business decisions do not come without consequences, remember to bring a bowl of your best thoughtful strain of sacred herb to maul it over with.

Well thought through actions is the best way forward with most things in life, except improv acting obviously. And despite the warnings for this fine month, don’t forget that it should be spectacular and a wonderfully bright, fruitful and energetic period. Naturally for the stoner Libra, the results will depends on the balance of your scales… between bold passion and logical planning.

Taurus November 2018

Stoner Taurus as the seasons change and the temperature continues to cool this November, you too must find your own chill. Never has there been a better place to find one’s chill, positivity, and a general sense of well being, than with the sacred herb in the midst of your smoke circle. So with this in mind, any reason is a good reason to get frosty with friends. And while you’re toking time amongst canna-buddies, perhaps contemplate the phrase, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” Then further the concept with thoughts on how our attitude, perception and reactions shape our very reality.

Be forewarned, opposing forces will confront the stoner Taurus in November! But remember it is often how we react to obstacles, not the obstacle itself that has a lasting impact on our future. So when you find yourself rearing to charge forth, use your third eye to see and plan into the future. With preparation, stress free solutions could be at your fingertips once obstacles appear.

The work sphere calls for more doing, less consulting! Stoner Taurus YOU are responsible for the direction of your spacecraft. This is your craft, there are many like it, but this one is yours. You know where all the important mechanisms and inner workings are. More importantly you know which buttons not to push. So trust yourself, and full speed ahead. Guide your craft in a direction that’s already been mapped. You may need more than a lighter to explore these cosmic regions!

In the personal sphere you may find that choices can be obstacles from time to time as well. Many paths lay before you in November, and you may feel a pull from each of them. As with work, you should seek understanding, trust yourself, and make firm decisions.

There is no place more chill than to toke a moment amongst the stars with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. But be careful, smoking it up in the airlock is all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button.

Aquarius November 2018

Stoner Aquarius November will be all about the slow burn: So settled down, light one up, and let the good times roll. Although the weather may be cloudy, the best advice is to sit back with a fresh bowl of green and prepare for when blue skies return. Relax and recuperate with your favorite strain and fellow stoners. You will receive the greatest benefit if you invest your energy inward. The stars support spending time reconnecting with those who may have fallen away in times gone by. If there are apologies needed, then make them. If there are things that need to be said then say them. Sometimes we need to take a step back from a situation before we are ready to move forward. Do not miss an opportunity to spend time with your cannabis companions because of denial. Acknowledge the role you played in the disconnect with a lost bud.

Stoner Aquarius it is not required that you know your final destination so long as the direction you are headed is intentional. If you find yourself lost, it’s okay to make a u-turn, or double back to take the road less traveled. Spend the time needed preparing for the roads ahead, and it will be okay if you take a couple detours. While it is never a bad idea to wonder, you should limit the time you spend wandering. A space cruise can be therapeutic, and reaching for the stars can be aspirational, but right now the best advice is to keep your feet on the ground. The sacred herb does not cause us to blast off. Sometimes it can help us find our center of gravity, while all the other parts fall into place.

Regarding interpersonal relationships, whether this is romantic or friendly, be a willing copilot stoner Aquarius. When it comes to friends, all you have to do is be ready to ride, and bring some good green. Keep it light and fun loving, and all else will move forward in a positive direction. With lovers and loved ones, be sure you proceed cautiously with your intentions known. While there are no apparent roadblocks, it is important everyone agrees to the final destination, otherwise you will be in for a bumpy ride.

Sagittarius November 2018

Stoner Sagittarius don’t be alarmed if you feel a surge of newfound energy! New planetary allies shine down on you this November to give you an extra boost. With this newfound cosmic support, multi tasking should be a breeze. So strike that poised archer pose from the tree-tops with a pipe blazing in your hand. Visualize your goals and burn a path to glory. The rewards won’t come easy, but with keen actions, a sharp mind, and the proper smoke signals, they will be yours.

Stoner Sagittarius, the cosmic ranger, despite being naturally charismatic tends to be a solitary sort. As you well know, they prefer to execute their missions alone. Nevertheless, to further your efforts this November it would be wise to utilize your fellow cosmic astronauts. You will be wise to make use of the profound thoughts your smoke circle puffs up. Everything you wish to accomplish can be done with a team effort!

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius: This surge of energy you feel doesn’t change who you are. Just like a knight charging the front line with an arrow nocked, an archer in the trees with a sword isn’t very effective either, now is it? Stay in your lane. Use your own tools and skills to aid forward movement to achieve the desired results. The swashbuckling sword approach has never been your style anyway.

Your life could be likened to a huge frosty bud right about now, but the threat of couch lock is very real! Grind hard stoner Sagittarius, and you will reap the sweet smoky zest of success. Best results for November can only be attained by constant motion and continued efforts. Combat the urge to lounge about in a snuggie with your favored Sativa strain!

Be on guard within your personal sphere! Just as the key pieces of a puzzle help you appreciate the bigger picture and where to attack next, important decisions based on arbitrary circumstances may require you to look further into your situation and position. Use your third eye to see a more holistic picture and find the proper response. A strong and decisive Sagittarius will walk out of the smoke unscathed. Your positive and strong emotional outlook should keep you sailing smooth.

Scorpio October 2018

Stoner Scorpio this October you are the captain of your own ship, and the commander of your own destiny. While the cosmos may have its own plans for you, its role will be that of a passive passenger. The good and bad news of this means if you stub your toe, you don’t get to blame it on external forces. So, be diligent, vigilant and be aware of your surroundings. The universe will not be your ultimate protector this month, you will have to rely upon your own positive vibes and your own ability to make good choices.

You do not have to go it alone stoner Scorpio. Lean on your friends when the road gets bumpy. But, only put your trust in your close cannabis companions. You may not like this dependency, but feel comfort in knowing sometimes we all get by with a little help from our friends. Remember to use your words stoner Scorpio. No one will be able to help if they do not know the full story. Whether it’s moments of increased anxiety, or an awesome experience you simply must share, be sure to share the full story.

Avoid couch lock this month by sticking with those stimulating, sticky Sativas. You have great ambition stoner Scorpio, and this month success will be in the follow through. The difference between doing and don’ting rests squarely on your shoulders. Just remember you are capable of conquering any obstacle which may present itself. Be mindful of the details. Cross the t’s and dot the i’s. Be sure to double check your work. As long as you pay attention, you will easily avoid unnecessary mistakes.

The biggest take away this month is to remember you are the master of your domain. Create your own destiny stoner Scorpio, but take care of your mind, body and soul first. The sacred herb can be the catalyst to recuperate and relax while also providing the mindset for introspection and cosmic contemplation. This period will increase the internal value for you, and this will radiate outward toward future endeavors.

If you’re a stoner Scorpio who is lucky in love, stay close to your cannabis companions. There will be pressure and opportunity that may pull you away from your family unit. You must resist the temptation of the grass being greener on the other side: Focus your attention on those closest to you and keep your inner fire burning bright.

Pisces October 2018

Confidence stoner Pisces! This second month of fall isn’t one to be meek or mousy, but you aren’t a super hero either. Finding that inner balance between the victim and the champion will help you move forward during this fine month. Never forget that you aren’t alone on your voyage. Perhaps toke a moment with the song “With A Little Help From My Friends” by the Beatles to set the mood for a meditative smoke session. Partners in chronic will surely help this process, but remember that true strength comes from within.

It’s time, stoner Pisces; time to take on the lingering problems and obstacles that have stuck around from last month and beyond. You’re good enough. You’re smart enough. And you’re not alone in this struggle. You may find that friends always abound when there’s smoke around, but your closest cannabis companions will always be there for you.

The cosmic planetary alignment is currently giving a boost to your third eye. Thus you must trust your senses and instincts this month. But with these heightened senses, action must be accompanied. A lookout in a crow’s nest warns his fellow sailors of hazards ahead, so corrective action can be taken. Seeing an obstacle approaching doesn’t help if you don’t take the corrective action needed. A meditative journey with the sacred herb will help you further understand your position in the universe and broaden your already Jedi-like skills of perception.

Your personal sphere should be calm seas, smooth smoke, and will have a much easier flow than your work sphere. Be ready to join your cannabis companions when the opportunity arises, and let the good vibes wash over you.

Stoner Pisces self confidence can be aided by spiritual growth. You may wish to consider trying something new this month to assist in spiritual growth. Whether it is yoga, massage, or even a session in a float tank, try to build positive patterns early in the month and let the positive vibes stack throughout.

Libra October 2018

Stoner Libra, the stars have aligned to assist you on your journey this October! You’ll find opportunity to influence and impact society on this terrestrial plane we call home. However, you won’t find this impact wandering the plains searching for the right opportunity. The focus and direction must come from your own internal desires. Once you’ve surveyed and accepted that, the path you’ve chosen must become your singular focus to achieve desired results.

This isn’t a time for collaboration or leaning on your partners in chronic, stoner Libra. It’s time to give your cosmic space suit a once-over. You’ll want to ensure your stash box is filled to the brim and ready for some solo missions for a higher perspective. That’s not to say you need to keep your plans secret from mission control, but rather you need to understand that there’s no room for stowaways on your personal mission to a higher perspective.

Your work sphere will need some honing. Start by asking yourself, “What is most important to attack NOW?” Nobody wants a weak toke if there isn’t enough bud to spread around; you combine or restock. Similarly, spreading yourself too thin can result in overall weakness in October. To counter this, take direct and decisive action to the most pressing problems, which will also make the most of your cosmic support. As you surely know by now, if and when the stars align, it’s time to act.

Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Your personal sphere will require you to keep your chill, so things will remain cool. Over analyzing and worrying will only feed into paranoid anxious smoke clouds. Paranoia will obscure normal situations, transferring them into emotional obstacles. Stay frosty stoner Libra, and this will keep you from treading down a path of negativity.

Out of the Cannabis Closet

Question: Hey Adora, cannabis is a rough subject in my family. What is a good way to go about telling your family you are a cannabis user? My biggest concern however is Grandparents, who I know can have strong opinions against cannabis.

Answer: Wow! Just know you are not alone. Decades of drug war propaganda have definitely stigmatized the sacred herb. Coming out of the closet at a cannabis consumer can be hard, especially when loved ones have been programmed to think cannabis is the devil’s weed. The first step is to understand where your family members are coming from, especially grand parents. They really want what is best for you. Try to see things from their perspective.

Arm yourself with the facts! If your family is capable of logical persuasion, be sure you have facts like ‘cannabis is not physically addictive’ in your pocket before entering the conversation.

Consider unfolding your personal information on a need to know basis. Why do you feel the need to challenge your grand parents? Consider your own motivation for creating a challenging situation. Are you just being rebellious? If you live on your own, then simply stating that you believe cannabis is a helpful sacred herb, and it is welcome in your home is an easy way to let loved ones know how you feel. But this must come with respect for family members that do not feel the same as you. In other words, what you do in your home is your business, but there is no need to throw your love of cannabis in the face of loved ones in their home.

With respect and love, strong family bonds can overcome differences in opinion.

Kush for Valentine’s Day

Question: I need some advice on creating a kush themed V-Day gift for my significant other. What are some of my options?

Answer: First keep in mind that the presentation is half the battle. If you take the time to create a thoughtful gift, please take the time to present it to him/her as a gift.

Naturally if you are in a state with recreational cannabis, this may be a simple no-brainer. If you do I would suggest getting something he/she hasn’t tried before. I was pleasantly surprised by a cannabis drink the other day. But a simple cannabis gift may lack originality and personality. See the answer to follow.

Outside of a recreational state? Let’s get creative! Without knowing if this is for a man or woman, we can keep things generic. I appreciate gifts that are unique and come with a story. Here are some items that would be appreciated by a man or woman, and won’t imply too much or too little about your love:
Hemp Backpack: This is a great idea because you can then stuff it full of little candies or a cuddly bear.
The Glass Twisty Blunt invented by 7pipe is an innovative and wonderful little travel pipe. Make the gift even better by preloading it!

Good luck stoner lover! As long as you put thought and caring into the gift, and present it well, he/she will be ecstatic to be with you.