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Sagittarius February 2019

Stoner Sag there is no need to be alarmed, but it is advised you enter into February paying close attention to the windy roads ahead. You are entering a period of slight uncertainty; one where negativity is likely to cause noticeable tremors. If you plant your seeds strategically in solid soil and let your roots grow deep, you will be able to maintain balance even during the most turbulent times. Keep calm and smoke a bowl. Inhale the essence of your favorite strain of cannabis. Allow it to calm the mind and engage the higher sight of the third eye. This invocation will provide additional clarity of vision during a potentially hazy period.

What causes you to be curious stoner Sagittarius? Now is the season for seizing your internal desires! You may have been putting off pursuing a personal passion; perhaps for fear of failure or negative comments from supposed allies. Stoner Sagittarius’ stuck in the gears of the economic grind will have support from the cosmos this month to begin their own adventure in business. February is an ideal time to start the micro business or digital project you have been contemplating. Toke time to finalize the details, and make the necessary decisions in order to take your aspirations from lofty idea to the next level of legitimate implementation!

You can meditate alone with the sacred herb, or muse out loud with those in your smoking circle. Whether you choose to go at it solo, or with help from your partners-in-chronic, the planning stage of February will be crucial. Once you begin your journey, you do not want to make unnecessary pauses for issues that could have been prepared for in advance.

Once the initial earthquakes of this period have passed, it is important you remain mindful of inevitable aftershocks. Personal situations could change for the stoner Sagittarius without warning. Although the road you are on will not be one of great certainty, not all of these changes will be for the worst. Contemplate with the sacred herb with your third eye wide open. When you are able to see what initially instigated a conflict, you can address the real issue. With this knowledge come up with long lasting solutions, not simply temporary fixes that will quickly fade like vapor clouds. Look behind the curtain stoner Sag, to see the true causes for the confusion and challenges you face.

Scorpio February 2019

Stoner Scorpio celestial objects have aligned in February opening up intense waves of companionship! Old smoke buddies and new smoke circle acquaintances alike will surface during this invigorating period. Be sure to keep your stash jar loaded, and your launch pad of choice ready for flight. The cosmos sees you stoner Scorpio, acknowledges you, and smiles upon your efforts. Universal support will reinforce your confidence, and assist in burning away insecurities. Don’t forget to toke a moment with the sacred herb to be grateful for the many blessings bestowed upon you!

Approaching obstacles in the proper order of operation will be necessary this February. One step at a time stoner Scorpio, and piece by piece. The journey ahead may require a contemplative meditative deep dive with the sacred herb. Ground and center yourself so that the nature and order of tasks becomes clear. Task mastery will be the key to a successful month. You cannot take on everything on at once. Piece by piece, and one toke at a time you will seize the day.

Soak up those cosmic rays of confidence the universe is channeling your way. Another important theme of medicated meditation for you this month will be your own positive attributes and strengths. Focusing on these positive attributes will reinforce cosmic support. Perseverance and self belief will be key to the economic sphere in particular this month.

With self belief and a little cosmic support, it may feel as if your fellow terrestrial astronauts are drawn to you by some otherworldly force! Single Scorpios could be in for quite a dank adventure in February. This newfound cosmic magnetism will also draw you to new smoke circles and possibly some of your greatest friends and allies in future time periods. Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: The magnetic pull could be likened to that of a moth to the flame, so be aware, and make mindful actions and decisions.

Taurus February 2019

Stoner Taurus cosmic influences will shift into a new phase in February. Determination and willpower will help you push forward in matters of finance and work. But after the work day is done, all lights are green for recreation and relaxation. There will be ample opportunities to light one up with your smoke circle. Be sure to recognize the moment; whether it be passing ideas back and forth with a blunt, or learning something new about a cannabis companion, this shared experience will bring light to the winter month. But remember stoner Taurus: Kushy cosmic support will come after the work is done. Do not neglect your economic duty for entertainment and recreation.

Get outta here stoner Taurus! Get out and enjoy life! The cosmic support you receive will increase exponentially with the amount you participate in the world around you. So puff-puff-pass the joint to a canna-buddy, and start contemplating your terrestrial excursions.

In these travels throughout February, it is highly likely that past connections will come back into your life. Take comfort that it is a time of stability and peace in the personal sphere. The outcome of these encounters could vary from mending fences to igniting new memories. The sacred herb has the power to bring resolution and understanding in these circumstances. Toke time with our green lady of fire whenever a personally perplexing situation arises.

Set aside time near the end of the month for a meditative smoke session. Bathe in all of the experiences from February, soak them up. Lessons will be learned for future travels. Focus on alignment with your inner self, your true self. Confidence must be strong to achieve progress moving into the next phase of life.

Virgo February 2019

Stoner Virgos can expect to feel a magnetic pull from both negative and positive forces this month. Some would say it’s like being stuck between a rock and a hard spot. Or, like having some sweet, frosty nugs, but no way to smoke them. Maybe a giant plate of medicated brownies, but no fellow cosmic traveler to share them with. What might first appear to be setbacks, may in fact be new chances and opportunities to take on. If you allow time for the smoke to clear, you will find new paths and successful solutions to seemingly insurmountable obstacles.

Stoner Virgos who run toward specific challenges, instead of retreating, will find personal breakthroughs in February. This will evolve their creativity and discover newfound confidence from facing these challenges. The best advice is to take the higher route. Stoner Virgos are advised to seek a higher vantage point: Take time, to toke time with the sacred herb and rise high above the terrestrial plane. Invoke the enlightenment of earthly herbs to help expand the vision of the third eye.

In order to reach specific personal goals, a certain amount of multi-tasking will be required of stoner Virgos. This means working to strike a delicate balance between give and take. Meditate with the sacred herb stoner Virgo. Focus on being flexible and adaptable, but be sure to not sacrifice your voice, especially in the workplace. You will play the crucial part of mediator among your coworkers, but it will be necessary to speak up when the situation calls for it.

Keep close to your most intimate smoke circle stoner Virgo. Don’t be afraid to lean on those closest to you for strength and advice. But, let it be clearly understood, you must trust the source of this advice and inspiration. While there are many who will gladly smoke you out, only those who have your best interests in mind will stay with you after the smoke clears. Rest assured stoner Virgo, allies and foes will be revealed. So, keep your smoke circle strong, but close. Reliance on those who do not actively seek mutual progress will doom your efforts.

Taurus January 2019

The Stoner Taurus will find this month to be a tale of two halves. The split of these two halves will be marked by the full moon on the 21st of January. The first half of the month will be hard work pushing the stone of progress up the hill. There will be pressure in the stoner Taurus’ life if progress is to be made to reach fulfillment. Select your sacred smoke with precision. Sativa in the first half for endurance and energy. Be aware that at times daily life may feel like “hurry up and wait.” Take your time before the full moon, selecting tasks as you do your herb with surgical precision. Prioritize and attack with a methodical and tenacious relentlessness!

Everything should change after the full moon. Energy and momentum will pick up just like that stone barreling downhill. Except in this case, the stone in question is the stoner Taurus, and this shift will allow for a very wide workload. Change your herbal inspirations to the Indica species of the sacred herb after the full moon. Typically it’s suggested to look inward to find the meaning and knowledge you seek in life. However, with this month of two tales, the stoner Taurus will find progress in the material world, which will lead to good feelings internally.

This isn’t to say that the stoner Taurus should go out and “get all the things!” Save, don’t spend! Debt is an anchor that can hold you in place when you desire forward progression. Spend within your means, and find reasons to enjoy what you already have. Perhaps you’ll find as you sit, contemplating life in the midst of your smoke circle, that you already have everything you truly need.

Passion, stoner Taurus! Fire has long been known as the “red flower,” and is the embodiment of passion. In this time, you will blossom into the most beautiful flower to those around you. Feel and embrace your inner fire; then with focus and intent, let it out in a beautiful smoldering blaze! Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Now isn’t the time for jealous tendencies nor your personal quest for justice within the romantic sphere. Let go of any restraint, as not to dim your shine. Go with the flow and just enjoy the ride.

Virgo January 2019

Stoner Virgo as the New Year gets underway, you are likely to feel like the cosmic currents are pulling you in conflicting directions. Unfortunately, the planetary positions will affect your own inner alignment during this period. You may notice this dampens your self confidence and belief in your own abilities. Stoner Virgo the important thing is that you are aware of this particular nuisance. By embracing this obstacle and facing it head on, you will be better equipped to overcome the challenges ahead. Now is the time to look to your cannabis compatriots for a helping hand. Keep your smoke circle close, and selective. While sharing can be caring, you want to know who you share the sacred sensimilla with.

The cosmos may be ambiguous in its plans for the near future, but you’re in it for the long hall. Go with the flow. This doesn’t mean you should be a passive observer to current events, but rather be conscious to avoid using force when unnecessary. It will take a focused effort, but you will be up to the challenge. You will experience the greatest success if you are able to strike a balance between personal goals, and how these internal aspirations are manifested externally. You have a strong desire to positively affect your surroundings. It all starts from within. Once you are able to align your chakras and find your inner peace, you will be a radiant source of light helping those around you see through the smoke.

Stoner Virgo revelations will come this January that will strengthen your bonds with your fellow cosmic travelers. The better you understand yourself, the greater knowledge and harmony you will experience with loved ones. Although you will not be able to rely upon the stars to guide you this month, you should remain confident in your own ability to reach your final destination. However, be forewarned: When it comes to your finances, any optimism should be accompanied by healthy skepticism. Debt and overspending in moments of glee, or when under the influence, could hurt you in future periods. Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb before making decisions involving large sums of money.

It’s a fresh start and a new year stoner Virgo. Enjoy many, hazy, ganja-filled gatherings with your fellow stoners. Just be sure you let the smoke clear before you begin any serious endeavors.

Scorpio January 2019

Some stoner signs will hurry into the New Year pipes-a-blazing! You should set your pace to a slow burn stoner Scorpio. Instead of a “hit the ground running” approach, you will do better to take a “hit the pipe chilling” approach. While it may look like others are speeding by leaving you in their smoke, you will do better moving at a deliberate pace. It may take you longer to reach your destination, but you will have a more fulfilling journey.

Stoner Scorpio do not be deterred by a slow stride. Expect to take many ‘pot stops’ along your stoney travels. You may find the most amazing munchies at the restaurant you’ve been needing to try. Perhaps you make the trip to visit that small town with your best buds, finding new smoke spots and countless photo opps. Do not see these as detours, but rather as valuable moments you can use to revitalize and rejuvenate your inner self. The unscheduled nature of your adventures is what will set you apart from your peers this month. While others follow mainstream paths, you will be free to blaze new trails and go where your heart guides you.

The realm of interpersonal interactions in January will be one wild ride stoner Scorpio. As long as you embrace the ups and downs ahead with an optimistic attitude, you will come out on the other side wiser from the experience. And with amazing stories to share! This month you will have a serious case of what some call ‘the feels’. Weak knees and unstable ground are to be expected. This is not a forewarning however. Because of your own wide ranging emotions, you will be able to better relate to new and old cannabis companions.

Toke time to share the sacred herb with your smoke circle. It’s mellowing effects can help you achieve much needed equilibrium within the group. Expand your empathy and awareness through many meditative smoke sessions this month. Any troubles you encounter can eventually be resolved by your persistent grind and ability to see the big picture. Consuming cannabis can also help you reach compromise if tensions rise amongst your smoking squad. Sometimes people disagree, it is how we respond to these tense moments which can make or break relationships. Be kind, and be generous with those around you. Instead of putting your foot down, a better approach will be to light one up stoner Scorpio. Do not sacrifice long term happiness for the short term satisfaction of being right.

Sagittarius January 2019

Stoner Sagittarius planetary influences have added a turbocharger to your cosmic mission this month. Your quest for spiritual growth and knowledge will be assisted by the stars. Keep the stash jar full and ready; this month is sure to be a wild ride.

The stars have aligned to give you a great boost in energy and endurance, but something more will come from this universal nudge. You must enter into a partnership with this cosmic blessing. No universal support can help you stoner Sag without proper self motivation to take advantage of the cosmic boost. Early in the month toke time for a secluded meditative smoke session. Focus on direction. Where do you want to go? Not necessarily to a physical place, but also consider your internal direction. The energy boost of January could be wasted without proper contemplation on the direction of your mission.

The cosmos has given you an upgrade package for your cosmic spacesuit. Get in, shut up, and drive stoner Sagittarius. Drive toward progress, personal development, continued education, and spiritual enlightenment. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find a zen focus for optimal results. Again, drive in a particular direction toward a desired goal.

Be forewarned stoner Sag: Avoid angry outbursts and silly squabbles with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Stick to your own personal positive space in January. Medicated meditative moments and strong personal health will assist in this mindset. Take care of yourself during this energetic mission: Food – Health – Exercise – Meditation – Repeat.

Watch out! You will be burning like a white hot light. This passion will creep into relationships with cannabis companions. Mind yourself stoner Sagittarius, others may not be able to match your intensity. Passionate moments of love can just as easily turn into passionate moments of anger. Balance yourself stoner Sagittarius. Recognize these moments before they occur. Take a step back, puff puff pass on the intensity, and step back in with a renewed attitude to put out the fire.

God speed stoner Sag.

Pisces January 2019

Stoner Pisces the universe must have a fondness for you! Anticipate an energy boost regarding work and health in January. As you surely know, everything happens for a reason. This will be a period of contemplation as you continue on your journey of self-discovery. You will now come to the next phase. Kick off your shoes and get comfy for a spell, but don’t get so comfy as to forget the pass pass after your puff puff. A smoke circle is only as strong as its dreamiest toker.

Progress is a grind, one in which you must take steps to embrace. Just as you were reminded last month to take gratification in the small steps, that doesn’t ever stop applying. So strive for a pep in your step, and an eager willingness in your spirit. It will be important to maintain health discipline this month; when you feel good inside it shows on the outside. Take a deep medicated dive with the sacred herb to ponder spirituality. What does spirituality mean to you stoner Pisces? A healthy mind, body, and spirit lead to success on this terrestrial plane. Balance your meditation events with a nice hybrid strain of the sacred herb. Explore the depths of yourself without sinking into couchlock.

Hard work in the daily grind will be needed to defend your position in the economic machine. However, current planetary alignment supports change in the workplace. This could mean advancement, or a change of venue. But nothing happens without diligence in the workplace. If you haven’t already, this would be a wonderful time to dust off and update that resume. In doing so, contemplate what a positive change would look like. Imagine yourself in the perfect job, and blissfully happy. Now let it happen!

In order to receive the blessings the universe has waiting for you, you must be present in your own mission. In essence, just be true to you, and do what you need to, when you need to do it. Everything else will just click right into place.

Libra January 2019

Stoner Libra you will be a social butterfly in January. Or maybe we should consider you a social dragonfly dipping down into the pond causing delightful ripples. The effects of the stoner Libra will ripple and magnify this month. Somewhat like when you load a bowl for a smoke circle, and a loaded bowl returns. Budding joy to others will be where you will find the most fulfillment, and also where you will truly shine this January. These altruistic social skills will impact any goals surrounding popularity or social influence in a positive manner.

Before you go flying around your social circuit, take time early in the month for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Breathe, inhale, and seek harmony with your inner self. Settle your spirit, and gain the confidence of being in line with your consciousness. Your terrestrial direction and drive will need to be in alignment with your internal desires to achieve success. Taking this meditative step with the sacred herb will also provide opportunities for success in future periods as well. Try a nice hybrid strain to inspire a deep dive into your own depths.

The need to expand your knowledge this month is a must. Do not get caught up in others’ achievements as it may stray your focus from your own educational direction. Whether it’s continued education for work, learning a new skill or hobby, or taking on a spiritual quest, make sure your focus is on your own efforts versus comparing yourself to others. Increased knowledge and skills must come from within Stoner Libra, not through a competitive spirit.

Sometimes life surprises us with little hidden gems. This time period should provide such surprises stoner Libra. Adventures with a new cannabis companion might be hidden in plain sight around the bend. You very well could find a new partner-in-chronic at work, or perhaps a neighbor with a garden of green knowledge they’d love to share! Zip like a dragonfly, and pollinate like a bee stoner Libra, January is sure to be a blessing.