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Aries January 2019

Stoner Aries the New Year comes in like a fresh warm breeze full of cosmic blessings. The senses will be invigorated. The body and mind will be energized in January. That said, get active early this month to make the most of it! January promises to be an exciting, fast paced month. Achievement and progress are next to certain with an energetic effort! Sativa strains will be handy early on in the month to keep spirits high.

There is a perfect time for deep contemplative meditation with the sacred herb: January 21st, when the full moon rises, grab a cannabis companion and go on a deep spiritual adventure of contemplation. Combust the sacred herb, breathe deep and use it as a catalyst to reveal your truth to yourself. Find an Indica dominant hybrid strain for this event. The sacred herb will be the rocket fuel for your exploration.

Universal influence will also support healing old familial wounds in January. You have the ability, and the opportunity to heal festering injuries. With a bowl, a smile, and a listening ear, you can forge new bonds where bridges were once broken.

Do you feel it, maybe even sense it, stoner Aries? Take a look in the mirror. You shine like a great signal fire on the hilltop. It will be noticed by others! Take comfort in this: You shine because of your mindful actions, and being true to yourself. There is no need to steal the spotlight because you ARE the spotlight! Show the world what you’re all about!

As you will surely see, the first month of the year is a blessing for the stoner Aries. Efforts for progression in all of the key areas of your life such as work, love, and family can be likened to tending a garden. With love, care, and action, each of the buds in your life will blossom into beautiful flowers.

Aquarius January 2019

January promises to be a bright and airy period for the stoner Aquarius. At the same time, it can be as dizzy and as haze filled as you want it to be. While you are a part of the Air tribe of the stoner Zodiac, you can expect the new year to be straight fire! You will feel the urgent need to share this optimistic energy with those around you. This is good, as the cosmos will provide support and blessings for you in all of your social endeavors. You will have plenty of opportunities to smoke good, and smoke often with your canna-buddies.

In the workplace, confidence will be key in January. Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: There is a thin line between confident and cocky. Trust in your ability to get the job done and ride this line on the confident side. Growing a positive self image can be like knocking down the first domino: Once the first is set in motion, the rest will easily follow. Your peers will need you clear eyed and running on all cylinders at work. The best advice is to leave the pipe at home, and focus on the task at hand. After all, you will have plenty of time for smokey adventures outside of work hours.

Finances and family life will be closely intertwined, so proceed cautiously. If you are feeling far from self reliant, take the necessary steps toward that goal. Debt and responsibility do not simply disappear when you turn a blind eye. Take a third eye gaze and watch the stress melt away as your financial garden becomes more green. It is not a cure, but by meditating with the sacred herb, you will be able to rise above the fray and better see what your next move needs to be.

It’s possible conflicts arise among members of your smoke circle while cleaning out your financial closet. Keep the peace pipe ready and the stash jar full. There are plenty of canna-buddies out there. With a little herbal assistance, it is possible for you all to meet on a higher level.

Taurus December 2018

Stoner Taurus now is the time to dig deep and get back to your roots. Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty. This season will be an exceptional time to pull the weeds, and give much needed attention to your inner garden. It can be easy to overlook minor issues, but it is even easier to address them while they are still small and manageable. Be confident stoner Taurus! The warm cosmic winds are at your back, pushing you toward progress in all arenas. Just be sure to approach problems with facts and logic, not emotions. Whether you prefer sticky Sativas, or hard hitting Indicas, take time for meditative smoke sessions with the sweet aromas of the sacred herb. Sometimes you need the help of some great ganja to get outside of your head. However, this month it can help you look deep inside to find your most inner truths.

Be ready to knock down the to-dos early in the month stoner Taurus. While it may not sound like the most exciting prospect, if you handle necessary work requirements on the front end, you will find yourself with more time for personal enjoyment on the other side of the task list. Just remember the goal is not to finish your tasks as fast as possible, but to work toward mastering any project you take on. If you do not go into every task wholeheartedly, the work you put in will be wasted. Remember stoner Taurus, you do not have to be a one person team. Enlist the help of your fellow cannabis cohorts at work. You will find it is easier to cultivate greener and greater crops together. Whether it is through hard work, or bonding over a freshly packed bowl, you will likely turn unfamiliar coworkers into canna buddies. And with time, they may even become some of your closest cannabis companions.

Stoner Taurus it is never a bad idea to take things in moderation. This month, it will be essential for personal growth and success. Avoid binging anything. This includes our lady mary jane. While it can motivate us to reach greater heights, overindulging can also leave you stuck on the couch! Ultimately the goal this December is to have fun and find your bliss, just remember to keep a keen eye on conscious living.

Virgo December 2018

What’s the rush stoner Virgo? Wait, that’s right, there isn’t one. This December you should expect to move along at a slow, but steady burn. Stock up on any smoking supplies you may need early in the month, and make sure your nug jars are full. Your main goal will be to recharge the body, rejuvenate the spirit, and celebrate another successful year. The stars have aligned in your favor stoner Virgo. You will not have to go out of your way to take advantage of these cosmic opportunities, just be ready to act when they come.

While you can expect support from the cosmos, it will still take initiative on your part to set events in motion. Be deliberate and careful with your movements. This month is not a period to push or chance fate. December is a great time to plant the seeds which will grow far into the coming year. Put in the work now and then rest stoner Virgo. Reflect on your current success and bask in the all the prospective beauty yet to come.

Both in the personal realm and the workplace, creativity will be high. Cosmic winds will support any and all creative endeavors. So, be courageous in your undertakings. Do not be afraid of failure stoner Virgo. Attack lingering problems head on! Now is the time to accept responsibility, and seek to end issues which may have remained longer than you care to admit. Remember opportunity knocks, but it will not wait around forever. You may find you will do some of your best work by yourself. Whether it is tackling tough problems at work, or relaxing with a freshly packed bowl after hours, you will find something comforting in solitude. These solo smoke sessions will be the perfect platform for constructive, creative musings.

Single stoner Virgos should ride the waves, not create them. Patience is better than persistence when it comes to pursuing any potential partners to become your extra special cannabis companion. Play it cool stoner Virgo, and you will easily avoid any unnecessary explosions with friends or stoney suitors. December will be a good time to keep the peace pipe ready to spark up when the situation arises. This doesn’t mean you should expect any significant altercations. Sometimes, it is simply a pleasant way to share a bright period of positivity with your fellow partners-in-chronic.

Sagittarius December 2018

The stoner Sagittarius should be relieved to hear that the end of the year should be low stress. Trouble should stay at bay, that is, as long as you don’t go looking for it. So rather than charging out with a stick to poke trouble, let slow and low be the tempo of December. “Only fools rush in”, as is said, and to rush would be to pass on opportunities you’ll never knew you had.

Dust off your communication toolkit, stoner Sagittarius, and possibly toke a moment to compose yourself. Communication skills will be necessary. Talk it out, don’t fight it out. No need to go to war over something that can be easily resolved over polite discourse. Perhaps practice on the willing victims, err, participants of your smoke circle to strengthen such skills.

Year end rewards are financially likely this month, however, be advised stoner Sagittarius not to spend your way back to even. Instead consider how such rewards may lead to better beginnings. Such savings this month can lead to great adventures and better opportunities in future periods. Apply reasonable expectations financially instead of going with the money flow.

Fortunately for the stoner Sagittarius, no large scale obstacles are foreseen this month. Spark one up with meditative smoke sessions in mind to tackle the smaller issues in December. Also, recall that connecting with nature may help keep the calm prior to knocking out such smaller obstacles. Doing so will ensure they don’t snowball in the future.

This month is NOT the right time to close your eyes and manifest with magic if there’s something you desire, but rather a good time to make a plan of action on the personal front. Plotting out the steps required to attain your goal and taking action to meet that goal may bring positivity back into your personal endeavor. New perspective, new light, and a positive attitude are the secrets to a pleasant December. Yet, at the same time stoner Sagittarius, don’t forget that hard work, planning and guile will be the attributes you need to accomplish the result that you desire.

Pisces December 2018

Stoner Pisces dream big, think big, and understand even the largest gardens grow from the tiniest of seeds. Where do you want to go? How do you want to grow? December is the time to sow the seeds of your garden. Seeds will flourish and flower, but only if you plant them now.

Plan for many meditative smoke sessions. Set aside specific times for structured self-reflection so that all efforts to accomplish your greatest goals will start with a strong foundation. During the long December nights, you will have plenty of time to puff, puff, plan. Be patient stoner Pisces, your efforts will not have immediate results. You are just beginning to break new ground on a long journey of self-discovery. So roll one up and relax. You may not know exactly what your efforts will bring, but you should be proud, and take gratification in each small step of progress.

Be forewarned stoner Pisces: You should do your best to avoid overspending this holiday season. Even if you are satisfied and confident in the current level of your financial green, you want to be prepared for any unexpected financial burdens. This does not mean you shouldn’t treat yourself and your canna-companions to gifts. However, you do not want to begin the new year with uncertainty surrounding your green capital. When you simply can’t fight the urge to splurge, toke time to make sure you get the best bang-for-your-buck before parting ways with your savings.

While others will be able to see your growth from the outside, it will be up to you to turn your focus inward. What do you expect from your fellow terrestrial astronauts? And just as importantly, what do you want to give back stoner Pisces? Allow yourself the space needed to align your own chakras first. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find your inner peace. Only then will you be comfortable with yourself and your cannabis companions, even if your views and values are not aligned. As long as you are true to yourself, you will be successful in your relationships with all of your cannabis companions.

Scorpio December 2018

Stoner Scorpio December is going to challenge you. The period ahead has a high potential to be uneasy, awkward, and downright problematic. But as with fate, the stars have a grand design, and everything will work toward a greater purpose in the end. The stoner Scorpio may have noticed that they have been led to this moment. Show the universe you’ve got this! You did indeed pick up the nugs of knowledge that were put down for you along this path. With a positive attitude and good smoke, nothing can hold you back!

Toke time this month for a deep dive into yourself with the sacred herb. You may recall in the prior period you were warned not to do this. Now is the time for a deeper look into your inner programming. In this endeavor, the stoner Scorpio should seek understanding on the direction of their flight path. Not all answers will come to you from these depths, but what you discover will ease the awkwardness of the period.

In the work sphere, it cannot be emphasized enough that you should breathe, inhale, and let it be. This will be your mantra for December. The situations you encounter are beyond the scope of your control. Do your best, and be satisfied with the results. As long as you put forth the effort, satisfaction will be found regardless of the outcome! Expectations of results could lead to a spiral of negativity.

Strange times ahead in the personal sphere, stoner Scorpio, strange times indeed. Instead of a focus on family and cannabis companions, it will be best during December to seek support within the community and the peripheral of the smoke circle. Seek out adventure with new people and community events taking place all around you. Sometimes the best way to avoid a volatile situation with loved ones is to AVOID a volatile situation. Be sure to do your due diligence, manage your responsibilities, but make sure you find ways to spend time out in the wild rather than at home in the jungle.

Libra December 2018

Stoner Libra last month’s splendor may have transitioned out, but in its place comes something just as lovely. The planetary alignment for this period will be like a warm breeze at your back. This is a period of limitless possibility and growth. And to that effect, it’s time to replace old patterns just as you would replace a cached bowl.

Energy at the beginning of this period will be strong, and thus the perfect time to make plans. A direct plan of attack will increase the opportunity for success. Rest will also be imperative this month, as going hard after your goals can run the stoner Libra on the red line. Ensure you recharge your batteries before you find yourself drained at the halfway point!

When you can toke a moment, breathe deep with the sacred herb. Inhale insight, and step back from your perspective. See your obstacles from a different view or angle. Do you notice a better route or way forward you hadn’t noticed before? This is your time to branch out, to grow, to re-frame, and move forward in a new way. This is a time of growth and expansion; don’t be afraid to venture out, and place yourself in new smoke circles. December is a great time to expand your smoke circle to new smoky heights!

It’s understandable that these epic times may all just seem like grand luck, but you shouldn’t question it. The warm cosmic breeze is real stoner Libra! And if you aren’t feeling it, then it’s time to reflect and meditate on past transgressions. You may discover the only thing holding you back is your former self. Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them. Learn from the past. Create the future!

Capricorn November 2018

Stoner Capricorn this November the cosmos may offer an abundance of opportunity. But going to the cosmic all-you-can-eat buffet will leave you fat and lethargic. Trust your gut instincts, don’t fill your stomach. Leaning on your emotional third eye will suit you well sorting through the cosmic opportunities of November. A firm bond with your inner guide will suit you well. Early in the month toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb focused on internal drive and direction. A well tuned stoner Capricorn will reap the most rewards from this period.

Stoner Capricorns on the free agent roller coaster may get a little bored with the usual twists and turns. Just make sure your seat belt is fastened before you look to switch rides. The current planetary alignment will not bless moving on to new projects until all the t’s are crossed and i’s are dotted; or maybe until all the plants are watered and the herb is ground.

Those stoner Rams stuck on the corporate hill of our economic mountain will find increased energy from this cosmos. Be forewarned stoner Capricorn, you can’t eat every dish at the buffet, no matter how stoned you get. You will have to pick from the menu of options presented to you. Take time for a meditative smoke session focused on your third eye. What does your internal guide want to do with this energy and opportunity? Self improvement, continued education, skill training will all be options, but trying them all will zap your energy and opportunity.

Stoner Capricorn let’s think of your smoke circle as a cannabis plant. You’ve grown your circle into a strong plant with many leaves, but only love can make it flower. A cannabis companion may need you this month. Not in physical presence, but in emotional support. Giving your whole self to your thriving plant will create the love necessary for full flowering. From seed to flower, you have what it takes to cultivate a budding companion.

Gemini November 2018

There is good news and bad news this November, stoner Gemini. Just like the winter weather, you can expect stormy skies and some rain clouds in your immediate future. The good news is that there is not much you can do to change the cosmic weather. So grab your umbrella, put on your rain boots, and don’t be afraid to get a little muddy. There won’t be much time to fret; the greatest storm will come early in the month. This means you and your partners-in-chronic will have plenty of time to smoke your favorite strains of the sacred herb, and make big plans for after the cosmic rain stops.

Stoner Gemini you can’t let the weather or unexpected woes get you down. Regardless of what is happening outside, remember you are the master of your own domain. Set the mood! Whether it’s burning your favorite incense or baking a batch of your favorite stoner snacks, you can make the most of this cloudy time if you keep moving and stay positive.

November will be all about the grind in the work sphere. The level of success will be in direct relation to your level of determination. However, do not expect instant results. In fact, some of your most noticeable achievements will be the result of many smaller wins. These small wins can add up quickly. Sometimes the seeds we plant take longer than expected to bear fruit. Be patient; as long as you provide the care needed, even the smallest patch of grass will grow into the greenest of pastures.

Stoner Gemini it’s time to finish some of those projects you didn’t complete during those fun-filled, smoky summer months. November can be a time of great spiritual growth, as long as you stay optimistic and keep your focus on the future. Just be sure to do so on your own terms. It is okay to take advice, but only from your closest cannabis companions. Avoid expanding your smoking circle too quickly, otherwise you may encounter unnecessary misunderstandings and conflicts. The best advice, stoner Gemini, is to puff puff pass on the troubles. Keep the peace pipe handy and everyone one will find themselves on the same level … a higher level.