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Aries Stoner Horoscope November

Stoner Aries the final Fall month will end with a bomb cyclone of turbulent cosmic energy. Thankfully this powerful surge of storm clouds won’t hit your astrological house, but you must prepare for emergency procedures nonetheless. Fear not my stoner Ram, there will be a clear path to safety, even if danger surrounds you.

The path forward in November will come from within stoner Aries. Universal influence may consume cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances with dramatics and conflict. Even though this planetary ire will not be directed at the stoner Ram, the impact of these negative storm clouds will surely affect them. The clear path moving forward will be mapped out within the essence of the sacred herb. The kind nature and chill impact of the sacred herb will assist in conflict resolution and anger management.

Chill stoner Aries. Puff puff pass on the conflict. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to awaken the third eye. See through dramatic situations that may come from all angles in November. Combust the inherent empathy contained within the sacred herb. Part of conflict resolution is conflict avoidance. Use an empathetic third eye vision to understand the conflicts approaching aren’t about, or connected, to you. This way, you may be able to turn a potential conflict into a helping hand for a cannabis companion. Be the chill friend and kind bub your cannabis cohorts need.

Seek the kind nature of the sacred herb within burnt bowls this month. Kindness is a fundamental key to combating this difficult time. There will be moments of anger stoner Aries, but you control the level of your aggression. Sink deep into the sacred herb and extract a calm kindness. Rise high above the terrestrial plane to see these moments of frustration and anger are temporary. Puff puff pass on the immediacy of charged moments.

The Ram brings visions of physical power. This month, with a sacred herbal assistant, conjure up a more metaphysical power of positivity to enhance and heal struggling members of the smoke circle. All the positive power is within you stoner Aries.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

What a year it has been stoner Aquarius. Hard work, stressful support, and the various adventures of life have worn you down. You may not even realize the rabid pace you have been pushing, but a careful look back to previous periods will clearly show your enormous efforts. But there is good news for the final Fall month; November brings an opportunity to rest and recharge the spacesuit for future cosmic adventures.

Stock the stash jar with your favorite sacred Indica strains. Rest, recuperation, and self appreciation will be the themes of your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

First, let’s rest stoner Aquarius. Look back on the rapid pace of past periods. At some point you have to get off the hype train, and toke some time at a peaceful destination. Find cozy and comfortable moments with only yourself and your pipe. Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and seek restful moments of relaxation. Rest, heal, repeat.

Second, actively seek recuperative measures this month. You have been trimming obstacles and grinding tasks at a relentless pace. The current planetary alignment supports slowing down, and toking time for self. Seek enjoyable experiences that don’t require a to-do list of preparations. Perhaps as simple as trying that restaurant you’ve had your eye on. Possibly an afternoon away to seek that stellar smoke spot from a mountain vista. Whatever you come up with, make sure it is at a relaxed pace, and be sure to pack a kind bowl for the soul.

Finally, you must use this cosmic break in relentless action to appreciate yourself. A solo day trip with a powerful sacred edible could provide the necessary connection between your outward intentions, and your inner desires. Often we use the sacred herb to view the terrestrial plane from a higher perspective. This month, be sure to include your place in this cosmic analysis. A kind heart, and empathetic attitude must be cast inward to appreciate and love thy self stoner Aquarius.

Once these restful and recuperative actions are complete, your cosmic spacesuit will be ready to launch toward new endeavors. For now, rest, heal, repeat stoner Aquarius.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Virgo the month will start with your head high in the clouds. However, your feet will be firmly grounded. You should be on maximum grind mode in the early days of September. Sunny afternoons should be spent soaking up, and smoking up the last days of summer. Toke time for musing with the marijuana crew, and conspiring with the cannabis cohorts. These social smoke sessions will help everyone view small terrestrial details from a wider, and higher perspective.

You can expect cannabis companions to come to you for advice in the first Fall month. Embrace the role of the ganja guru stoner Virgo. You appreciate that others seek your wisdom, and trust your guidance. Sharing kind words, and possibly tough love, in the early weeks of this period will be important. In the final weeks of the month, you will be the one who needs to rely on a helping hand. Just remember that sharing is caring, and it works both ways. At times it means puff, puff, passing those fresh and fragrant greens when things are going good; and to keep puffing-on to share in the struggle, and help each other rise above the hazy fray during tough times.

Work will be vigorous. But don’t worry, busy is how you like it. The month of September will be filled with hard work and strong investment into passionate projects. Although you work best alone, this month you may find friends and coworkers keeping up with your pace. Lean into any potentially beneficial collaborations, even if you have to feign enthusiasm. The returns on investments may surprise you.

Everything sounds great, right? Smoking and sharing the highs and lows with the cannabis crew on the weekends, and getting substantial work done while on the clock. The advice to go head first during the early weeks of the month should not be ignored. September 22 marks the autumnal equinox; the final day of summer and most importantly a drastic pivot point for the stoner Virgo. They will not disappear, but those good cosmic feelings might burn a little cooler. Those same wonderful creative projects can become burdened with deadlines and enthusiasm might wane. In the days after the equinox it is advised you don’t over toke, but select your sessions to relax for clarity. You can’t prevent the positive waves from the beginning of the month from crashing into confusion, but you can prepare. So, keep calm, stay strong, and smoke on, stoner Virgo.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Taurus September could be called a tale of two phases. One phase you could imagine like that first high: A symphony of sound, vibrant and detailed, and the pressing urge to take in and devour everything around you. The second phase, might more closely resemble a bad trip: Difficult to relax, disorienting, and at times feeling like things are a little too real. In order to enjoy the excellent ups, and endure the daunting lows, you will have to pay close attention to your spiritual reserves, and be wise with your karmic credit. This means saving it up during the good times so you will have enough in the bank to cash in during more stressful times. There is little you can do to prevent the roller coaster of life from taking course. Ride all the twists and turns, and acknowledge the reality that what rises high, will eventually fall.

Stoner Taurus you can’t avoid times of folly. You can prepare for them by diving deep into the positive and fun times. When opportunity arises to hang out with your partners-in-chronic, be sure to put them in your pipe and smoke them up every chance you get. Especially in the first half of the month, you can expect security on the terrestrial plane. A pleasant normalcy and comfort-ability will permeate throughout daily life. You will have the freedom to spread those good ganja vibes. Roll ‘em up, and smoke ‘em down stoner Taurus. The cannabis crew is ready to make sure summer goes out in a blaze! The good times will be full and fruitful, even work will hum along at a pleasant pace; but remember, these feelings will not last forever.

Eventually, the sun will set on the smooth sailing days, making way for rougher waters. The secretive stoner Taurus may lose their ability to disguise emotions, and they will feel more vulnerable to the changing tides. Yes, this period may leave the stoner Taurus feeling raw, bare, and exposed to the harsh elements of the cosmos. But, fear not by bold stoner Bull. Call upon the positivity and passion you stock piled during the first half of the month to help you weather the coming storms. Toke time with the sacred herb to cope and soothe the nerves. Friends with weed are friends indeed. Sharing your favorite strains with your favorite cannabis companions will help you regain your balance until you are able to rely upon your own stoney sea-legs. The boat is going to rock sometimes stoner Taurus, you can’t help this. But, you can relax and enjoy the motion of the ocean. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see that the storm will eventually pass, and clear skies will shine on you again.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

Strap in, load up, and blast off stoner Scorpio. The first Fall month could be a time of great growth and progress, but only if you toke time to cultivate this growth within your own volition. A cosmic opportunity presents itself this month. September is the optimal time for a deep exploratory dive into yourself. Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away the chaotic vibrations of the terrestrial world. Seek connection to your internal voice and guide.

Medicated internal voyages should not be viewed as sedentary monk-like meditations. Don’t be afraid to coordinate a passion project with this time to yourself. These internal dives will be beneficial, but be forewarned: Monitor your surroundings. Daydreaming while driving 70mph is not advisable.

Much like finding the time for solo sacred smoke sessions, proactive efforts may be required for social sacred experiments. Don’t get butt hurt if the canna-crew doesn’t reach out for puff puff passing enjoyment. Toke time to make the connection yourself. After the autumnal equinox of September 22nd, universal influence may shift. Seeking smoke circle companionship from the canna-crew will be required. Puff puff pass with cannabis cohorts to help balance yourself amidst a shifting emotional landscape. A group meditative smoke session may help bring down those barriers you have built. Combust the sacred herb and commiserate with your fellow terrestrial tokers.

Slow your roll in the workplace stoner Scorpio. There is plenty of time to get the task at hand accomplished. Quality and efficiency are a delicate balance to achieve. A work-centric solo smoke session should focus on positivity. Negative internal thoughts could create a frenzied rush to the finish line. A smoke session with the sacred herb will show there is no finish line to a job well done. Breathe, inhale, and proceed stoner Scorpio.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Sagittarius kick on back as the seasons change, September is sure to be a positive month. The current planetary alignment ensures social energy will be high. Be sure to avoid those sacred strains that make you paranoid within crowded spaces. Self confidence and sure footing will be required among fellow toking terrestrial astronauts in the first Fall month. But don’t over-do-it my bold Centaur; everything you have to offer within yourself is adequate for your cannabis crew. Be careful not to overcook self confidence relating to sensitive tokers within the smoke circle. You can be intimidating stoner Sagittarius. Keep the chill aspect of the grateful green in mind when surrounded by your canna-crew this month.

In the workplace a scatter-brained confusion could descend over the stoner Sagittarius. This won’t hamper your ability to accomplish the task at hand, but it may create a frustrating work environment. Keep the pipe at home. There is plenty of time for toking after the work day is done. Try to limit the hazy daydreams about after-work social plans. In the end, these daydreams may contribute to the sporadic nature of time on-the-clock. Work first. Toke second. You got this stoner Sagittarius.

You have been hard at work, nurturing the seeds of internal growth for quite some time. All this time feeding and sustaining internal growth for the purposes of harvesting fruitful rewards. You and your internal guide are the sacred cannabis plant bursting from the soil. September is the time to harvest the fruit of your effort stoner Sag. The key to cure this sacred harvest will be introspection. Toke time for internal reflection with the sacred herb. An epiphany of internal understanding awaits, so long as you have nurtured the sampling deep inside of yourself.

Enjoy the harvest stoner Sagittarius, but be forewarned: Do not seek recognition for your own internal harvest. This breakthrough will be entirely personal and without accolades. The general difficulty of September is the likelihood your internal mission will be the focus of your terrestrial adventure, even though you will experience adequate social opportunities. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for internal guidance and growth. Bask in the bountiful harvest you have cultivated in previous periods. But don’t count on back-pats and high-fives while you are trimming and curing the personal connection to your soul.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

The planets in September have aligned for great impact on most of the stoner star signs. But not the stoner Pisces. With no negative or positive universal impact in September, the stoner Fish will be able to swim through the stream of life under their own power with no help or hindrance from the cosmic current.

Relax, breathe, and inhale the sacred herb for guidance and connectivity to your inner self. There is no specific herbal strain prescription for September. However, you should stock your stash jar with multiple varieties of sacred strains. Think of your stash jar as a cosmic tool kit. The right tool is needed for specific tasks throughout the month. Hard work and a diligent attitude will be necessary during the first Fall month. Equally counter to the economic grind, will be periods of rest and recuperation. Hence, Sacred Sativa strains will help with focus and inspiration; whereas sacred Indica strains will assist in personal moments of deep thought and restful repair.

Time within the smoke circle is important to connect with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The smoke circle of life is connected by each person, puff puff passing to the left. Be cautious around the dreaded “camper” stoner Pisces. For the most part September will be a coordinated puff puff pass with your canna-crew, but there will be cannabis companions that need more of you than you ask of them. There may be a time when they camp on the bowl, and unleash their problems in your direction. You must remain balanced in the cordial cannabis connection with your smoke circle acquaintances. Do not lift the heavy burden of others. As you swim through the river of life, don’t get hooked by the negative bait!

Self care will be an important aspect to this period. However, don’t get self care confused with large expenditures. There are plenty of blissful relaxed excursions that don’t require monetary coin. Each person has their own way of finding connectivity with their internal guide. Seek out these moments to maintain a positive alignment. Whether you steal yourself away from the world with a home crafted hot yoga session, or you hunt on a hike for that rare smoke spot with a special canna-buddy, toke time for self in-between the diligent work marathons.

Didn’t you know stoner Pisces? September is the new fourth month of summer! Happy toking!

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Libra you have spent the summer on the road traveling countless miles. Whether these were literal miles on that much needed summer getaway, or spiritual advancement, you’ve covered a lot of ground. As the days transition toward autumn, you should know that the ride is far from over. However, the path will be a different one. In the previous phase you were the wild child, going where the wind took you, and indulging your wanderlust. In the current phase you will move forward with more direction, and with a specific destination in mind. Don’t worry though, stoner Libra, this doesn’t mean you have to sell out or settle down. September will be just as quirky as the early months of summer, and just as smokey. Instead of cannabis inspired cosmic voyages to nowhere in particular, your stoney adventures will be memorialized at your favorite smoke spots. Keep the wheels, and the greens, rolling stoner Libra, you are headed toward your next great adventure.

Smoke circle expansion is assured this period. Instead of bonding moments with the canna-crew, stoner Libras may find themselves sharing blissful moments, and big bong rips, with strangers. Of course, strangers can become acquaintances, and in time acquaintances may very well become close cannabis companions. Be generous with your thoughts and genuine with your heart stoner Libra. If you do, you will grow your smoke circle and subsequently your support system. This means you will have more people to lean on during the rough times, and to celebrate with during the good times. During these moments of great ganja with good people, you will be reminded of the sacred realization that we are all connected.

The autumnal equinox on the 22nd will mark a sharp planetary transition for the stoner Libra. The clouds will part, and your terrestrial mission among your smoke circle will achieve clarity. Those who know you will see your inner light shine through darkness as the month progresses. But, do not expect to be applauded by the rest of the stoner Zodiac. Other stoner signs may be going through their own transitions at this time of changing seasons, and not all of them for the better. Although your radiance will attract others to your presence, and perhaps even inspire them, remember you cannot fix things for everyone. Sometimes the best way to help, is to pull up a chair, be ready to listen with a packed bowl for two.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September

Stoner Leo even the fierce lion leader of the stoner zodiac sometimes needs to take a breather. Although your skin is thick, the busy summer season has left you feeling spread a little thin. As the calendar changes to September, you may find yourself wondering how you got here. Too many projects may require you to turn your attention in more directions than is reasonably possible. It’s okay, even for you, to take a break from the seemingly endless grind. Blow off some much needed steam by blowing out those smokey O’s. Toke time to prioritize your to-do list. Don’t abandon the goals and milestones you’ve been working towards; rather, relax and take a pause. Puff a few bowls of the grounding ganja, and rethink your plan of attack. Once the smoke clears, you will be refreshed and ready to charge ahead.

Be mindful of the fact that not everybody can be as happy-go-lucky as you stoner Leo. Take a step back, stoke a bowl, and seek understanding from a higher perspective. A few solo smoke sessions can give you the ten thousand foot view needed to better empathize with the struggles of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Sometimes all they need is a little space and a sympathetic ear. While this may not seem like the most exciting prospect, realize it isn’t asking much. It might sound like a big ask to be passive, but the reality is this: You can be a great canna-buddy by the simple act of being an active listener. By being there when your buds need a listening ear, the bonds which bind you with your cannabis companions will only grow stronger.

Stoner Leo you may be accustomed to constantly socializing with the pride. But, in September there is immense potential for personal growth from deep dives of introspection with the sacred herb. These contemplative meditative moments can ease the pressure of the work grind, and help you meet the needs of your own stoner tribe. Digging deep within yourself may be exactly what is required to rise above the perplexities of the period.

Whether or not you take a breather from the economic grind is ultimately up to you stoner Leo. But know there may be consequences if you don’t. An explosive emotional moment could erupt if you do not take the time to care for yourself. This may manifest physically as a cold, or the general feeling like your cosmic spacesuit is in need of repair. Be mindful, it could also occur as conflict between you and your cannabis companions. And those wounds can take much longer to heal.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

Where did the time go stoner Gemini? Work sometimes acts as a time travel device that catapults you into the future. Seasons change and you are left wondering, “Where did the time go?” Toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a catalyst for understanding this time machine conundrum. A well placed medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will connect you with your inner self. Deep internal contemplation with the sacred herb will reveal what is important within your cosmic mission on this terrestrial plane.

Block out negative or guilty thoughts stoner Gemini. Seeking clarity, and taking action are not selfish. There are plenty of times to match bowls with cannabis companions. There are also times to close the shades and spark up a solo session. As long as you are engaging your internal guide, these choices are yours to make without frivolous external concerns.

There is a light at the end of the bong stoner Gemini. You have been working so hard that time has drifted away unnoticed. September will mark a transition away from the economic grind, and into more personal concerns. Work will still be present, as we all must find our way in the gears of our economic system; but your head will escape being buried under the to-do list. Sacred smoke sessions will also transition during the month from coping tokes of relaxation, to inspirational adventures in the clouds.

Overall you might find this period coincides with the outdoor cycle of the sacred herb. You have put in a lot of hard work nurturing your plants. Losing track of time is natural as you complete all the tasks to help your ladies grow. Now that Fall is here, the time has come to harvest the rewards of your hard work. Pick, trim, and ignite the benefits of hard work stoner Gemini.

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