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Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Taurus very few members of the stoner Zodiac enjoy some “me time” more than you.  Celestial influence in the second Fall month brings support for internal contemplation.  But instead of vanity, the cosmic winds will bring a more progressive and constructive internal attention.

October presents an opportunity to recognize your stellar stoner traits, and to solidify confidence in yourself moving forward.  Use the sacred herb to assist your third eye as you gaze within.  You may use the best of your skills within your terrestrial travels only after you recognize what they are.  Recognize these skills through cannabis connections.  

This meditative exercise with your cannabis copilot will not be achieved with one deep solo meditative smoke session this month; instead toke time throughout October when you consume cannabis to contemplate self appreciation.  Self love.

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In times of chaos and terrestrial complexity, it is your innate internal drives that will keep you safe and secure no matter the strength of the storm.  This is one of your strengths isn’t it stoner Taurus?  Not to recognize how you got here, but to understand you have the skills to do it all again.

The result will not necessarily bring more confidence to your travels in October, but solidify your confident strut moving well into future time periods.

Maintain the consistent light toking sessions throughout the month stoner Taurus.  In the final decade of October, celestial bodies may shift.  The appreciative confidence in self that was solidified early in the month will empower you through changing times.

Avoid deep medicated smoke sessions that could result in couch lock, or becoming trapped inside your own head.  As the universal winds of influence change, insecurities may develop.

But that’s why you toked time to appreciate with the sacred herb.  Don’t forget those moments stoner Taurus.  You are loved.  You are capable.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

My dear stoner Pisces, it is not by accident that you are considered the most kind and caring amongst the stoner Zodiac. It is your ability and willingness to take the time to listen unconditionally to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  And really get to know them, which earns you the title of ‘the sensitive one’.

Some might see this as a negative designation, but you are proof that being in touch, and in tune with your emotions can be a strength.  Not a weakness.  Some call you sensitive like it’s a bad thing. But, it is precisely because of your emotional literacy that you are better positioned to regroup, and rise above when calm cosmic currents turn into choppy swells.

Don’t let yourself be worn down by the repetition of the daily grind stoner Pisces. Stick to a healthy regiment of reflection and meditation with the expansive vapors of the sacred herb. 

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Toke time to light up and look inside stoner Pisces. Then, look ahead. 

With a newfound focus and the clarity of a ten-thousand foot vantage point, you will be able to see past perceived obstacles to the destination that lies ahead.  And with the assistance of your cannabis copilot, the path you will need to take to get there will illuminate within the burning bowl of manifestation.

Stoner Pisces, even though you may feel prepared for the increase of intense emotions this month, you should still keep your sacred medicinal stash jar well stocked. Because of the persistent flux that October promises to bring, you should seek out hybrid strains. These balanced buds will help you stick to the middle of the path.  Your hybrid  canna-guide will help you avoid being pulled back and forth between soaring highs and crashing lows. 

While self-reflection is crucial for growth, you should be mindful to not be overly critical of yourself during this season. Failure isn’t a flaw stoner Pisces; it is these hard-learned lessons that help you reach future milestones. 

It’s good to have goals, but don’t beat yourself up if you don’t get it right the first time. In other words, don’t take yourself too seriously. Setbacks are sure to happen, and sometimes roadblocks will cause you to take a detour. But, don’t fret my slippery Fish!   Sometimes your cosmic chronicles will lead you over open roads, and other times you will take a few wrong turns. Just stay calm, load the bong, and enjoy the journey.  And when detours do occur, breathe easy and remind yourself this:  Sometimes being forced to take the scenic route isn’t such a bad thing.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Scorpio we are entering into a month of re-balancing.  This October exercise in stability will pull your guarded emotional fringes back to center.  No more leaning on emotional crutches my fierce Scorpion!  By the end of the second Fall month you will be standing firmly on two feet, square, balanced, and confident.

Lean into the cosmic winds of stability with balanced cannabis hybrid strains.  All things we meditate internally will be manifested externally.  Use the magical manifesting powers of the sacred herb to target your meditative smoke sessions on calm and contentment.

Slow your roll stoner Scorpio, and toke time to settle terrestrial anxieties.

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Intensity may not be a word you use to describe yourself, but this may be the exact word used by people who cross you on the wrong side of the path.

One of the amazing powers of our cannabis copilot is the window it provides into ourselves.  As you focus on balance in October, you may see the intensity you wield on the terrestrial plane.  The sacred herb may show you the results of friendly fire from your powerful stinger.

Understanding your power is an important step in the process of internal re-balancing.

By the night of the Full Moon of the 20th, this exercise in stability will begin to bear fruit.  Maintain your prescription of balanced hybrid cannabis strains; but now your third eye internal gaze will turn from critical and analytical to appreciation.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst of love.  Toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session near the Full Moon.  The exercise in re-balancing will open up a new window into yourself.  

Use the sacred herb to connect with yourself.  Allow positive thoughts, appreciation, and love to wash over your spirit.

By the end of the month the outward terrestrial benefit from this cosmic re-balancing will be plain to see.  As you appreciate and love yourself, so will the canna-fam and broader smoke circle.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October

Stoner Sagittarius do you feel that bounce in your step?  That positive vibration in your bow tension?  You are feeling an extra tingle in the air for good reason.  The universe will be vibrating in tune with your celestial mission in October.

Toke time for cannabis in consistent light smoke sessions this month.  There is a true blessing in the universal vibration in October.  Your cannabis copilot will act as a tuning fork within the cosmic journey.

So much of your time and mental capacity is spent on the move stoner Sagittarius.  Always on mission with acquiring new targets for your terrestrial adventure.  But this constant movement of action is often the source of stumbling blocks along your progressive path.

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There are great blessings of patience and understanding within the universal vibration this month.  The stoner Archer will be greatly assisted in slowing down, and contemplating the right missions to initiate.

Match the cosmic combustion with balanced hybrid cannabis strains.  With consistent light tokes of the balanced sacred herb, your third eye sight will become intune with the positively patient universal vibration.

Along with patience, the universe will be sending waves of passionate support in second Fall month.  But this cosmic support comes with a word of warning my stealthy Archer:  Passion must come from within before it can be used as a guide on the terrestrial plane.

Before the end of the first October decade, toke time with the sacred herb through a solo medicated meditative smoke session.  Focus on your internal desire for self improvement.  Find passion with yourself before you unleash your powerful senses on the world.

You don’t need a guide stoner Sagittarius, but an advanced scout doesn’t hurt.  With the powerfully positive cosmic vibes, and an assist from your cannabis copilot, navigating the second Fall month should be a successful mission.

A mission filled with great conquests, and new discoveries.  I’ll smoke to that!

Libra Stoner Horoscope October

Ah stoner Libra, you are the stoner star sign filled with a balanced mission on the terrestrial plane.  But so often this justice-seeking eye is turned outwardly as you strive to bring balance to others.  In October, cosmic winds may knock you out of your comfort zone.  Instead of bringing justice and balance to your smoke circle, the month will be filled with internal analysis as your third eye gaze is turned inward.

Breathe deep stoner Libra.  Inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb.  Don’t try to withstand the brisk cosmic wind, embrace it!

Stock the stash jars with a deep Indica cannabis strain, and an Indica dominant hybrid strain.  The settled and contemplative nature of this species of the sacred herb will allow you to sink deep within yourself.  It will assist you in shining a light on the internal areas that might need work, care, or sympathy.

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Toke time with the sacred herb for a solo medicated meditative smoke session.  Reconnect your head with your soul.  Apply the empathy you use to help others upon yourself.

Don’t be late stoner Libra.  The most opportune time to re-balance your internal drives with this solo deep dive within yourself will be early in the month.  The New Moon falls on the 6th.  This Moon phase will provide the perfect period to explore the window into yourself.

This meditative practice in internal analysis, and maybe even judgement, will create an immediate impact in October.  After the Full Moon of the 20th, the smoke circle might be buzzing with bowls and energy.

Stay with the Indica hybrid during this time stoner Libra.  Other stoner star signs may be feeling the universe differently than you.  It is at this time you must stay connected to the cannabis inspired directives you manifested earlier in the month.

With the help of your cannabis copilot, and disciplined meditation, October should be a progressive month for you moving forward.  Stay connected to your internal work stoner Libra.  Insecurities, judgements, and frivolous dramas are all part of the human experience.  Once you are re-balanced, and your soul is settled, there is nothing that can knock you off course again.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

It’s October stoner Aquarius!  The first full month of Fall.  The days are growing shorter while the trees are shedding their leaves in anticipation of the frosty winter blanket they will soon be wearing. As you look around you will notice most others in your orbit are stocking up their stash jars, pulling out their warmer wardrobe, and generally preparing to be holed up in their smokey sanctuaries until the Sun returns.

But not you stoner Aquarius. You might switch out your rope sandals for cozy mukluks, trade your bathing suit for the warmth of your comfy hoodie, and make sure that your own stash is both frosty and FULL; but you have no plans of letting a little cold or cloudy weather slow your roll this month!

While your more complacent cannabis cohorts may be content spending hours on the couch binging shows, you will be busy making moves and manifesting the change you want to see.

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Remember this on your stellar journey:  Sometimes it is the changes you can’t see which will be the most significant. 

You play the role of the mindful marijuana mediator, and cannabis confidant to the smoke circle. You are there for the canna-fam.  Whether they just need someone to share a bowl with, or a sounding board of empathy, your well-balanced wisdom is appreciated.

But, this month stoner Aquarius, before you start in on your selfless service of others, you have to ask yourself a most quintessential question:  What do YOU need? 

This season, it is your turn under the magnifying glass. Not only in a critical light, but with a contemplative gaze, and constructive intent. You are always ready with sage advice for others, but identifying and working through your own emotions can feel like a foreign concept. 

This month you must toke time for self.  Maybe you are contemplating a substantial switch up; like changing your occupation or career path. It could be as simple as diversifying your smoking credentials by switching from Indica to Sativa strains. Or, something somewhere in between; like telling your cannabis companion that you just need a little more space.

Toke time for solo smoke sessions to calm and clear your mind.  Just you, the sacred herb, and your favorite pipe.

My well-meaning Water Bearer, by no means should you skip out on social smoke circles, or actively avoid helping your cannabis companions grow and rise above.  Just make sure you are putting in the care required to make your own garden flourish and thrive.

Cancer March 2018

Stoner Cancer celestial alignments will shower you with blessings in March. Energy levels will be adequate to accomplish all desired results at work. Your attention and focus will be squarely fall on rest, adventure, and progress in your personal life. There will be plenty of time and space for meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Internalizing your third eye to explore how you relate to those around you will assist in overcoming personal obstacles.

You will have more than adequate energy to overcome all obstacles in the work sphere. Dare I say you may engage your terrestrial autopilot, and lose nothing of significance at work. Work must done, but you will be amazed at your ability to handle everything without strain. The counter to this smooth work period will be a lack of progress and growth.

The universal focus of March will be centered dramatically on the personal sphere stoner Cancer. A medicated meditative smoke session early in the month should focus on patience. Your closest cannabis companions will not have the universal support that you feel in March. Seek patience with yourself and your ambitious personal plans. Patience with your fellow terrestrial astronauts, and recognition of their own struggle with the stars. Be cautious of your expectations of your cannabis companions. You will need support in your cosmic mission, but over reliance on others could leave you short of your goals. In the end, if you can see this in your medicated meditations, you will discover that the fault isn’t in the shortcomings of your partner, but in the expectations of yourself.

Spark one up after the work day is done stoner Cancer. Leave the stress of work behind and vibe with your cannabis companions in your personal life. Minimize the pressure and expectations of your cannabuddies. Patiently plot and plan your adventures. Grow like a sacred weed stoner Cancer.

Aries March 2018

Stoner Aries the March period will once again be a thematic continuation of the first two months of 2018. So let’s recap the important points of the February stoner horoscope. Trust in yourself, do not rely on others. Do not try to solve the mystery of paranoid smoke clouds, move on quickly to the task or direction in front of you. A steady pace should be kept, no racing or jumping ahead.

How did you do with your cosmic mission in February? There is plenty of universal support and positive planetary influences surrounding you. In the end, your happiness or sense of accomplishment all lies within your sphere of influence. Once again balance and an even pace will be important as you navigate terrestrial obstacles. A nice balanced hybrid strain of the sacred herb will be your rocket fuel as you dance amidst the stars. Moderation will also be an important aspect to your meditative smoke sessions. Blasting off with too much fuel may send you off course and too close to the searing sun.

You should feel confident within the work sphere in March. Keep in mind my lovely Aries, an even pace does not mean relaxed. All tasks and obstacles should be dealt with directly. With concentration and a willful intent there will be no obstacles that hold you back. Stay on task. Take other’s opinions and analysis into account, but remain steadfast in the intent and goal of your mission.

Be forewarned stoner Aries, there will be moments in March where you will feel like you are traveling in a bumper car. Negative energy may not directly impact your situation, but as a cannabis companion is negatively impacted, that energy may careen into your sphere of influence. Once again, solving the mystery of the situation will not be as important as moving forward dealing with the dilema. Inhale, breathe, and let it be.

Capricorn January 2018

Stoner Capricorn 2018 will start with a slow steady burn. Inhale the positivity and exhale the negativity. January will be all about your personal journey, both in the work and personal sphere. Be prepared for touching deep emotions buried long ago. Your journey of personal growth and understanding may require digging up these buried issues to reach resolution.

There is no recommendation on a particular species of the sacred herb for January. However, you must find a quiet and comfortable place for medicated meditative smoke sessions. Take a deep dive within yourself. There is insight into yourself and your family waiting to be discovered. Through the sacred herb you can reach understanding and forgiveness for yourself and a family member. It’s all right there, just buried under the surface of anxiety, fear, and anger. Push through this superfluous layer of emotion, and you will be able to solve any longstanding familial issues. The emotional hard work now will pay off in future time periods.

Much like your personal emotional journey stoner Capricorn, your productivity will be all about your own effort. Coworkers and cannabis companions will not be in a position to support your efforts this month. Do not try to change this. Your success will fall solely on your shoulders. Take a diligent hands-on approach this month. The cosmos will support your efforts as long as you use a keen third eye toward details. This month a job well done is a job done alone. In the end you will find blessings from this strengthened attention to personal responsibility.

Speaking of personal responsibility! You must forgo all expectations of a cannabis companion coming to your rescue stoner Capricorn. Pack your own bowl on your travels and loosen your rules on bowl matching. Reliance on others may leave you dry on a cold wet night.

Pisces January 2018

Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been cultivating. Do not rush to judgement on whether these alterations are of a negative or positive nature. The best advice is to pack a bowl, and keep a slow rolling pace. Situations are not always what they first appear to be. It is best advised for you to take some time and meditate; listen to the wisdom our sacred herb may offer, and focus these critical energies inward. It is okay to take it, one toke at a time, because sometimes the journey is even more exciting than where we ultimately find ourselves.

Sometimes, Stoner Pisces, we have to get a little dirty and do some weeding in order to enjoy a bountiful harvest. This means that not everything worth accomplishing will come easy; but if a crop will not provide all the bounty in the abundance that it can, turn your efforts elsewhere. It is only considered a failure if you do not learn from hard-earned lessons. These lessons learned will only project you further into your prosperous future. You have spent time tilling the earth for hard earned successes, you are sure to reap the bounties into which you have invested great time and great efforts.

Remember that it never hurts to try, Stoner Pisces. With so many moving parts and projects going on, you may feel like some of these projects have you going nowhere fast. Especially with regards to home and family life, do not push too hard. The peace pipe will be a friendly ally this month. It will be more important that you focus on being reasonable than being right. Invest in what really matters, those whom you hold most dear, and you will find a common ground on which only good things will grow.

Virgo January 2018

Stoner Virgo you powerful, beautiful creature, the beginning of 2018 promises to be a magical time. The only requirement to receiving the positive cosmic vibes will be trust and confidence in yourself. Combust the sacred herb and meditate on your internal abilities. Your analytical nature helps you understand and know things not easily available to others. This stoner sixth sense is the intuition you were blessed with stoner Virgo. Dare I say your psychic abilities! This skill, blessing, or natural trait will guide you down the freeway of life in January.

Trust in yourself and your intuition will play a large role in both your business and personal spheres this month. Take time out with the sacred herb when you have moments of alone time. In that deep reflective meditative state with the sacred herb, listen to your inner voice and heed its guidance. Meditative smoke sessions like this will guide you through self reflection on the way to self improvement. This internal work will not only help you trust your own intuition, but assist you in being the leader your cannabis companions need. January will require self reliance. Any projects or tasks will be accomplished in a more timely manner if you go at it alone. However, there will be buds in your smoke circle that need your advice and counsel to help them reach their goals. Trust yourself and trust your instincts stoner Virgo.

Warning, objects are closer than they appear. Double check your blind spot stoner Virgo. When dealing with a mass of information, an important detail can slip by or catch you by surprise like a merging truck on the freeway. Be safe stoner Virgo and double check your blind spot on the road and with legal minutia. Use your analytical nature and intuition to check all the facts and don’t let those important details sideswipe you.

Aquarius December 2017

Stoner Aquarius December will be an active month. Both the personal sphere and work sphere will be filled with positivity. These two spheres must be kept separate however, as your green living could negatively impact your green earning. There will be enough activity in both worlds to keep you busy planning the next project meeting or interview and the next smoke spot rendezvous. Just be sure to take breaks from your busy work life to enjoy cannabis companions and the terrestrial experience.

Beware of detachment stoner Aquarius. We all need help from time to time working out a problem or solving a puzzle. This month you will need help from a cannabis companion. When you have an unresolved issue, be sure to toke about it with a friend. Nobody can help you if you keep your dilemma to yourself. Spark one up with a cannabis companion and open yourself up to receiving help and companionship.

Work will play a prominent part of your holiday season stoner Aquarius. If you are unemployed or seeking a new employer, keep your efforts high. Positive cosmic winds are blowing in a productive direction. For those with gainful employment, be ready for more responsibility and opportunity. Be forewarned stoner Aquarius, your work is not the place for a higher consciousness. Save the bowls for nights out with friends. You will need your wits about you at work to take full advantage of cosmic blessings this month. Foes in the work sphere will take advantage of real or even perceived stoner stigmas. You will have plenty of energy to fight them off and present yourself as the natural leader you are. With a sharp mind and able spirit, you can overcome conflict to build consensus. You will be a shining star to your employer.

Save the date! December 21st, the Thursday before Christmas. There is a special positive planetary alignment that will have you singing in the streets. Be sure to plan out your day and night with your PIC (partners in chronic).

Libra December 2017

Houston to Stoner Libra, all systems are go for launch. Communications … Go. creativity … Go. Love … … we are a go.

You got this! Cosmic winds will be like rocket boosters at your back for the December time period. It’s always exciting to have that much power pushing you forward, but the current planetary alignment will take you through with confidence. The sacred herb will be your navigational systems. Any species or strain will be in your comfort zone this month stoner Libra. There is one exception: Avoid medicated edibles in December. More about that later.

Stoner Libra you will soar in the workplace. Flying through the sky on your rocket ship to the heavens, work will come at a comfortable pace with efficiency and productivity. Money may not fall from the heavens like rain, but fortune favors the bold. With cosmic jet packs on your back, you should have confidence and daring on your side.

It’s love and passion where you will see the most impact from your cosmic thrusters in December. For those stoner Libra’s in a relationship, take time with the sacred herb to meditate about your partner. Natural communication will flow from this medicated smoke session, and your love will blossom to new atmospheric horizons. For the single stoner Libra’s, a meditative smoke session focused on self confidence and self love will be your prescription for December. As you reach the heights of the upper atmosphere, potential mates will see you in the glowing light of the sun as you see yourself.

Houston, we have a problem. Much like the lift off of a large space craft, you will encounter a lot of shake, rattle, and rolling to begin your cosmic journey. Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Libra. This usually can cause communication breakdowns and moments of self doubt. However, other planetary alignments will safeguard your travels. Avoid medicated sacred herbal edibles. An uncontrollable deep dive with medibles could send you off the flight path with insecurities, confusion, and paranoia. God speed stoner Libra.

Gemini December 2017

Stoner Gemini the December time period will be a beautiful transformation for you. As you shed the skin of past experiences and emotions, you will emerge a more beautiful and developed human. As with all transformations, there will be some work to shed the old skin.

Be prepared stoner Gemini, the month of December starts out with a critical phase. Your cleansing opportunity will come with the full moon on December 3rd. Smoke about it before the big day. A meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will help you reach clarity on past experiences that you wish to shed to move forward. This can be an emotional experience, but leaning into this exercise with a deep Indica strain will help draw out the hidden feelings you may have pushed away. This preparation will be key to deep and healing conversations you will have during the full moon cleansing. The most important aspect of this stage is to come out with the toxins of the past firmly cleansed. Moving forward with a blank slate and love in your heart will allow you to become a better version of yourself.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Gemini. This emotional dump may be difficult at the time, but it will leave you energized and excited about relationships moving forward. And boy will there be opportunities in December! Fresh, rejuvenated, and with a warm cosmic breeze at your back look to expand your smoke circle. Puff puff pass the positivity joint down the line to your fellow cosmic astronauts. It will be sure to come back around with love and companionship.

Fortunately the universe has blessed you with less drama and tasks in the work sphere. Work efficiency will be high in December. Toke time to organize your mental and office work space to take advantage of this positive cosmic blessing. The less cluttered you are with your tasks and projects, the more you will be free to dance December away.

Pisces December 2017

Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven’t already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. You are filled with passion and knowledge to share, but seize every opportunity to soak up the ancient wisdom from older hippies. The more willing you are to take chances on new experiences now means you will have more confidence when you are required to adapt and adjust your strategies later on.

December brings good opportunity to turn your passions into a paycheck. You have always enjoyed creative endeavors, but may have thought these could only ever be hobbies. Rather than feeling daunted by tough problems at work, a change in perspective will help you to see all the potential they hold. Thinking outside of the box will enable you to tackle old problems with novel approaches. Your contributions to group projects will certainly attract due notice from management. But, while you might be the key to success, remember that you are part of a larger team.

Don’t let your upward momentum go to your head, instead it will be better to use those energies to help elevate your peers and help to push them to your level. There is nothing wrong with some after work celebrations, in fact, they are recommended. Perhaps you and coworkers celebrate a late “Danks-giving” and chow down on your favorite cannabis infused side dishes. Or, you make this Christmas and Holiday season even more green with a marijuana themed gift exchange. Whatever your idea may be, all will experience noticeably higher spirits if you take the time to reward everyone for a year of hard work.

Leo December 2017

Stoner Leo December will be like visiting an old friend. Cosmic influences will bring you back in tune with your true self. Maybe you haven’t felt quite like the lion ruling a broad pride. The December time period will bring you back to your social roots. No meditation required stoner Leo; all that you want is in front of you ready for action. All strains, species, and forms of the sacred herb are on the table. Be sure to get out with cannabis companions. The smoke circle won’t be the same without you. Whether you are looking for fun, network expansion, or meaningful conversations, you will feel comfortable and at ease in all social occasions.

Stoner Leo the party animal lion! Take time in December to worship your cosmic space suit. With all the socializing and partying, your body might feel neglected if you don’t focus your attention on health and fitness. Instead of work hard – play hard, you should adhere to play hard – live well, as your mantra for December. Allowing your terrestrial space suit get worn down will ruin any hopes of a bright New Years. Now is the time to try hot yoga or a toxin releasing steam sauna. Just be sure to be as diligent with your workout routine as you are your social engagements.

Be forewarned stoner Leo: Those close to you may not be feeling the same cosmic blessing. Two factors could lead to trouble with close cannabis companions and love ones. First, your self centered nature will be a detriment with those close to you. Perhaps a medicated hot yoga session with the sacred herb could double as a meditative session focused on the needs of those closest to you. Second, while you might be feeling great with social confidence reaching for the stars, those around you may be in a different planetary alignment. The more you force your social enthusiasm on you inner smoke circle, the more opportunity you will encounter for arguments and spats. You must manage your expectations on your cannabis companions and loved ones.

It’s hard being the life of the party stoner Leo, good luck you lucky lion.

Sagittarius November 2017

Stoner Sagittarius, prepare yourself for an excellent adventure this November. Although it may be rainy and cold outside, yourself and your fellow space travelers will traverse far across the depths of the universe. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the coast to find new smoke spots, or exploring the depths of life, the universe and everything from the comfort of your favorite couch, you will journey together into unchartered territories. You can trust in good company and plenty of the sacred herb to help sustain you, wherever you may wander. This month, the Cosmos has blessed you with fortune that you are compelled to share with your closest cannabis companions. Don’t worry, this will not be a case of one sided generosity. Whatever you put out into the universe, you will get returned in kind, and even in even greater proportions. So be kind!

Through your hard work and diligent ways, you have accumulated some seriously positive karma, stoner Sagittarius. You may have gone up the ranks at work, or simply been acknowledged as being the stellar employee that you are. Whatever your accolades, you have made apparent your value to your employer. If you are fortunate enough to get to share a bowl or two with your coworkers, it is advised that you guys take some time outside of the workplace to pass around the peace pipe. While there are no foreseeable grievances or issues, it will benefit all parties to ease tensions before they become stronger. This will enable the free exchange of ideas and make collaborations constructive, instead of overly competitive.

You have probably felt like you have found a pleasant groove as you stride through the cosmos, this is because your chakras are aligned stoner Sagittarius. You should be cautious of this, in the best possible way. This is because those near you may not be in such high spirits. Passing the pipe and sharing meditative tokes will keep everyone on the same level. Sometimes we get high with the help of our friends, other times we need simply to be there with some great bud and a smile, ready to help our friends get by.

Aries November 2017

Stoner Aries, this November you will rediscover just how resilient you really are. At first, you may see your shortcomings as only that–as simply wasted efforts and energies. But remember, from the most devastating ashes can grow a beautiful new life and accomplishment. Instead of dwelling on what was, you should look forward to all that is to come. This does not mean that you should “hurry up and wait.” To the contrary, this winter will be a time for substantive self-evaluation: Find what has worked or has helped with your previous successes and let go of old habits or approaches that were unfruitful. Medicated meditation will be a must during this time. Whether you choose to smoke a cerebral enhancing Sativa to promote problem solving, or a nice relaxing Indica to refresh the body, make sure that some of your smoke sessions are solo so you will have the time to look inward.

Regarding homelife, Stoner Aries, it is advised that you choose your battles wisely. Not all will be chaotic or challenging. However, since you will undergo your own transformative experiences, you want to make sure you are on steady ground yourself before you attempt to prop up others. Otherwise, you should expect a period of great, and healthy harvests regarding your most special cannabis companion. If you are single, this positivity will easily translate to your friends and family, also known as your “partners in chronic.” Although you may be feeling proud of your renewed confidence, remember there is a thin line that separates hubris and humility. Just because you think highly of yourself, that does not necessarily make you above everyone else.

You are seen as a natural leader by those who have the pleasure of working with you, stoner Aries. Your peers will often seek your guidance and outside-the-box approaches to solving difficult problems. This month, however, it will benefit you to adopt slightly more passive, supporting roles. Counter to your historical trends, attacking tasks from behind the scenes will enable you the freedom to try new tactics. Roll and light one up stoner Aries and stay at a mellow, but maintainable pace. You will be successful if you think like a long distance runner and look far into the future. Don’t come up short by focusing all your energy on only one leg of the race.

Cancer November 2017

Stoner Cancer, you are known for working hard and getting the job done no matter how big, or small the task at hand. But, it may be time to aim these energies and abilities into a different direction. Perhaps your hobby is painting watercolor, braiding hemp, gardening, or any creative outlet that is not currently a facet of your career. Well, the changing seasons might be the ideal time to take the steps toward getting paid for your passions. When not working hard, it will be important to set aside time to fly solo and fire up a bowl of your favorite sacred strain. This will provide the needed headspace for self-reflection and planning for significant career changes ahead.

While focus on work will take up a substantial amount of your human resources, you can expect homelife to carry a much lighter tone. It’s a common practice for folks to do “spring” cleaning. But, Stoner Cancer, Fall is as good a time as any to make changes and rearrange your dwelling. It could be subtle changes like hanging new pictures of your favorite summertime smoke spots, or maybe you have more drastic remodels in mind like new paint and a comfy new sofa to act as your launch pad for all of your cosmic cannabis adventures. Your efforts to make your house more homey is sure to inspire your best buds and make all who enter feel welcome and wanted.

Your inner and outer beauty will be noticed by all the fellow travelers you encounter on your journey. And, journey you should Stoner Cancer. After a long stint of very hard work, it is time to treat yourself and go exploring. Whatever the final destination might be, be sure to have all your necessary supplies: your favorite portable pipe, some kind bud, and good company. This adventure will help to refresh the spirit, cultivate your closest relationships, but most importantly it will supply you with new inspiration for your future artistic endeavors.

Pisces November 2017

While the fall season brings rainy days and colder weather, the logical response might seem like you should bundle up and stay indoors. However, there’s a great big world outside with much to be discovered. Pursue your curiosities Stoner Pisces. While the thought of retreating to the cozy and comfortable couch sounds appealing, you will find greater satisfaction if you explore your surroundings and take every opportunity to expand your horizons. It’s never a bad idea to start planning for future adventures. You may want to invest in a nice travel friendly piece, so you will be ready to toke whenever or wherever you wander. With all of the knowledge you are sure to acquire, your generous nature will prompt you to share all that you learn with those around you—which makes November the perfect time to grow your inner smoking circle.

While you are known to wear your emotions on your sleeve, remember that not everyone will be equally open with their feelings. Having this understanding of yourself will aid you in your interpersonal relationships. As long as you have patience when it comes to matters of the heart, you can expect your lover to repay you in kind. This may be the perfect time to try out various sativa dominant varieties of our favorite herb. While they can be uplifting, the extra boost to brain power will help you to dig even deeper into your inner workings. The best way to have understanding for others is if you first have understanding of yourself.

Pack up the pipe, sacred herb, and a change of clothes Stoner Pisces, and invite your closest partner in chronic to join you on your next adventure. Whether you embark upon the road trip you’ve been planning all year, or you simply escape to the coast for a quick overnight stay at the beach, your trip will satisfy your need for exploration as well as center you solidly in the middle of your newfound peace.

Libra October 2017

Stoner Libra the October time period brings opportunity for rewards. Keep in mind that “reward” does not imply blind luck, but a return from effort and input. So often interpretation of the cosmos and planetary influence implies destiny without choice. But this is false stoner Libra. Whether it be karmic returns or opportunities from effort, we all have influence of our experience among the stars. Take time to meditate with the sacred herb early in October. The species or strain does not matter this month stoner Libra, but the attention and guiding light should focus your third eye toward effort and result.

Investment is the key word for the October time period stoner Libra. The planets have aligned to increase the likelihood of return on investment. Let’s not constrain ourselves to a monetary result. There are many forms of investment that can provide rich rewards. Spark one up, balance your chakras, and visualize the opportunity of investment.

Investment in self:
Where are you at currently on this terrestrial plane? How would you like to proceed? Only with investment can you move forward. Health and fitness comes with an investment in body and spirit. Intellectual advancement comes with an investment in education. There is no reward without the investment of effort.

Investment in community:
Bonding with your fellow cosmic travelers is a rich reward of life. Love and companionship comes in many forms, from intimacy to smoke circles. An investment in communication will greatly increase the opportunity for reward in this regard. Only you know your community interests, and only you can invest the time and communication to strengthen your community bonds.

Investment in love:
Stoner Libra, in order to receive the rewards of love from cannabis companions, family members, or life partners, you must first invest in them. Offering a helping hand or soft shoulder will be required in October. This empathetic act of love is an investment in your fellow cosmic astronaut. Just being there and supporting others will have great rewards in spirit and love.

Capricorn October 2017

Stoner Capricorn the month of October will bring an unusual harvest of green gold. You have planted the seeds within yourself all year. You will now reap the rewards of the internal growth you have been seeking. When you know yourself the road in front of you becomes more clear.

In the sphere of work and business, the stoner Capricorn will see tremendous opportunity and fluidity. It may feel as if opportunities are pulling at you from all directions. Don’t try to travel down all roads stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will reveal your path. Trust that you will choose the right path that is meant for you. You are capable and ready to increase your capacity of responsibility. Perhaps several decisive intersections will take you down an altruistic road. What are you most concerned or interested in stoner Capricorn? The world, your country, your city, and even your cannabis community can benefit from your attention and efforts. Volunteering or organizing altruistic or charitable endeavors can bring a bright glow to your inner soul. You have always had the desire to make a positive impact beyond your personal bubble. The October time period will offer opportunities to fulfill this internal desire.

There is a conflict with a cannabis companion that has been long rooted in your relationship. This conflict will grow to the surface early in October. As you have gained so much strength from your internal analysis this year, now you can turn your third eye toward the perspective of others. Toke about it first, then talk about it with your conflicted cannabis companion. Understanding their motives may help you see the conflict wasn’t planted where you thought it was.

Oh no! Did I place too much emphasis on your opportunities to change the world? Don’t worry stoner Capricorn, the planets will align in the final third of the month to offer your heart much needed excitement. Let your insecurities wash away. Trust yourself. Have fun.

Cancer October 2017

Stoner Cancer, it will be easy to notice that amidst all your struggles and challenges this month, the ends can certainly justify the means. It is understood that not every lesson worth learning will come easily. But, it may serve you well to keep in mind that it is your approach and matter of perspective that is the difference of seeing an obstacle or seeing an opportunity. While our herbal habits might keep us going with the flow, it will be up to you to figure out your final destination. Spend whatever time is required, meditating with your favorite variety of cannabis. You will notice that after a solid smoke session, you will feel rested and re-energized and ready to take on the world.

While work will require a substantial investment of your energies, it will not demand all of your resources. Be prepared to fulfill job expectations and you will be sure to surpass them. Since work will be mostly uneventful, albeit demanding, you will be ready to explore your more creative capacities. After a good day’s work, Stoner Cancer; roll one up, burn one down, and feel free to traverse the cosmos with cannabis as your guide. Because you will have additional resources outside of work, you will be able to pursue unconventional activities. You may try out making THC infused baked goods for the first time, or allow yourself to act more silly after smoking a cerebral Sativa. Whichever path you travel, your journey is certain to produce memories that will last long after you’ve devoured the brownies.

Your strong efforts, Stoner Cancer, should be backed by an even stronger resilience. While others may notice your elevated peaceful aura, you do not want to come across too passive. The cosmos has blessed you with a unique opportunity to produce positive results in all of your pursuits. Don’t waste this gift. You have a fire inside that is there to ignite inspiration within family and friends. Be sure to spread around the kindness and the kind bud: everyone is certain to benefit from good company and great greens. While the herb might be loud, your positivity will be heard even louder.

Aries October 2017

Stoner Aries, while we often think of summer and harvest time as the end of the fruits of our labor, cultivation is a full-time endeavour. While you may be admiring the great bounty from all your hard work, remember now is the time to dig into the dirt and plant the seeds for future growth. Although your efforts have produce ample and supple results, it is important to not overlook the weeds that have sprouted. Amidst the celebration of your successes from summer, do not miss the opportunity to cultivate that which is important and to discard those things that do not bear fruit.

You may experience a significant period of change in the workplace, Stoner Aries, but, do not count all of your losses as failures. Sometimes, something must end for another to begin. You may have reached the end of a particular road, only to discover that there is a great plain of potential before you. It can be necessary at times, to get rid of a few bad trees in order to save the rest of the forest. While at first, this absence might be more prominent, you will be able to invest these newly recovered resources into projects that will produce noticeable results.

With regards to familial aspects, Stoner Aries, you could not ask for more. All will be quiet on the home front. And, the only things that will need to be addressed are the improvements that you wish to see. Break out the peace pipe, and break down the herb–all of your closest cannabis companions will be down to toke one up to your accomplishments. This month, it is advised that you find your favorite strain and stick with it; perhaps a more grounding Indica so that you are able to stay focused on one task at a time. You will experience a great sense of satisfaction as long as you do not try to go in too many directions at once. If you invest your efforts into specific tasks, Stoner Aries, you will be sure to impress yourself and those nearest you with a period of peace and prosperity.

Aries September 2017

This Autumn, Stoner Aries, it will be okay to want it all. There are many avenues that you will have the choice to pursue. The hardest part will be the decision of what to do first. You will be able to inspire a vibrancy and vitality within yourself and kinfolk that will provide the energy to accomplish seemingly unconquerable obstacles with actual ease. While there will be much work to be done, you and yours will find plenty of time to unwind. Among its many uses, our sacred green herb will provide the perfect bonding platform. Whether it is softening critics, or strengthening established relationships, this magnificent plant will help to foster friendships and allow everyone to meet on common grounds.

It is sometimes said that teamwork makes the dream work. Particularly this September, Stoner Aries, working in collaboration with your peers will bring about the certainty of many successes. As long as your actions are deliberate, and given the proper foresight, all endeavors will produce the desired results. If the goals are clearly defined, then everyone involved in the project will be able put forth their best efforts. The most likely obstacle, the only one really, will be establishing the delicate equilibrium between much to do, and doing too much. While it is often thought that Sativas are more energizing, it may be advised to try finding a nice relaxing Indica variety. The logic is to grind hard when work needs to be done, and maximize recuperation times with good quality r&r.

When the day’s work is done or perhaps after more significant projects are completed, it will be wise to celebrate a job well done. Life on the home-front will be little to worry about. In fact, it will be a time of great prosperity. It will be important to share this positivity with your cannabis companion and bud-sharing buddies. Whether it is a brief day trip for an outdoor smoke session, or an extended adventure where the nights are filled with a sweet green aroma, get out and explore. Remember that your successes will be short lived if you do not take the proper time to reflect upon and enjoy them.

Cancer September 2017

Stoner Cancer, during the month of September it will be highly recommended that you stick with Sativas, this will enable you to keep your energies up, instead of finding yourself flopping down too much on the couch. You do not want to waste the opportunities you will have to add new accomplishments to your personal and work resumes. While there are some smokers that are already preparing for winter and bundling up, you are ready get the most out of whatever fair weather the fall might provide. Be sure to set aside specific times to enjoy our tokes; you want to be pleasantly surprised, not caught off guard when the unexpected comes your way.

Stoner Cancers can expect to have to make meaningful decisions with regards to work. Not all of them will be drastic, but they will have lasting results. Perhaps for some, it will be time to look for new employment. For others, however, they will be entrusted with a project that may not usually be under their domain. When this is the case, it will be important to note that the best decision or course of action may not always be the most obvious. In fact, it may not even be one of the options being considered. Be confident in your creative and critical thinking. Your sativa-streak at home may be just that extra encouragement to get the job done. And once the deed is done, you will find yourself genuinely amazed with the abilities that even you hadn’t known you possess.

Even acquaintances who normally might not keep you in the highest regards, will be drawn to your magnetic aura, Stoner Cancer. It could be your noticeable confidence, or your tangible positive vibe, but you will emit an undeniable radiance. You should use this influence to help to foster calm and peace to those nearest you. Sharing is caring, Stoner Cancer. Whether this means inviting friends over to break in your newly acquired water pipe and share in a plethora of munchies. Or, being there with a freshly rolled joint and an open ear for a family member who needs a listening ear. You are in a special position to help those around, so perhaps the best advice is simply to remember to, ‘share the love.’

Leo September 2017

Stoner Leo, the September time period will be joyous and productive. Only one planetary position could trip you up on your way to ruling your pride with grace and efficiency. More about that later. The cosmic key to unlocking the blessings of the universe will be to submerge yourself within your pride. Proactive social work and play will position the stoner Leo for success and happiness. Progress in both spheres, work and love, will require the stoner Leo to sprout wings and zip around like a social butterfly instead of a ruling lion. Break out the travel pipe stoner Leo, it’s time to take this smoke show on the road!

Stoner Leo, have you been contemplating starting your own business or taking on an advanced project at work? September will prove to be a productive month to this end. Inspiration, help, and assistance can be found out among your fellow cosmic astronauts. This also can be said of love and companionship. Getting out and putting yourself in position is half the battle toward increasing the size of your smoke circle. A bright and energetic meditative smoke session with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will help understand the commingling of your work and love sphere during the September time period. Spark one up, crank up the tunes, and get your house in order before you strike out into the world. You see stoner Leo, a networking event or a concert event both could have equal impact in opposition or correlation with their intended purpose. In other words, whether it be a networking business event or fun festival, each could impact the spheres of love and work even if the intention is not present.

There is one aspect that could derail your success. It is said that stoner Leo’s are unapologetically selfish lions. This characteristic could hamper your productivity and progress during the September time period. Specific meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should allow you to see through this blessed protective veil. The Indica species of the sacred herb in particular can aid insight into coworker’s and loved one’s plight in life. Empathy and perspective toward your fellow cosmic travelers will aid your missions in the September time period stoner Leo. And in the end, this would actually serve your self interests you clever lion.

Pisces September 2017

As we say farewell to summer, Stoner Pisces, you can expect your days to be slow-rolling. Now would be a good time to take that last camping trip of the season, or plan a special smoke-out session with your best buds. With tasks at work presenting few substantial obstacles, you will have plenty of energies to invest on having just a little bit more fun before autumn arrives. If somehow you do find yourself stressing over any particular issue, take a moment and spend some time with your favorite piece, it may just be the remedy and reminder that helps you realize your own inner peace.

Once you have taken the necessary steps to get yourself grounded, you will be a great source of support to those around you. Co-workers will notice your increased abilities to rise to the occasion, and to rise above the fray. The best approach to challenges that might require creative solutions will be to team up with your peers. Perhaps, outside the workplace, workers can get together under more relaxed settings and share a bowl and share ideas. While this would mean working off the clock, it could help to inspire a better sense of camaraderie and the opportunities to come up with novel approaches to old problems.

You should feel confident, Stoner Pisces, that whatever path you find yourself on, you will ultimately reach your final destination. With that being said, it will be okay if you decide to do a little trail-blazing of your own, and blaze one up in uncharted territory. However, it will be advised that you use the buddy system if embarking upon unexpected adventures. Firstly, it is much nicer to be able to share that sacred herb with our stoner friends. But, more importantly, it is always good to have a friendly pair of hands to help us back to our feet, if we do stumble along the way.

Taurus September 2017

Stoner Taurus, the first fall period will bring a conflict between emotion and logic. A clear line will be drawn between choice and fate. This is not a negative message of gloom for September stoner Taurus, but helpful words about the difference between your work and personal lives. These two aspects of your journey will be clearly separated in September.

On the work front, this aspect of life will be like a “choose your own adventure” story. So many opportunities and possibilities will unfold in front of you, that it may seem confusing at times which direction to take. Stoner Taurus, this is where logic and contemplative analysis must take precedence before you rush into any decisions. The largest concern in this stage is being overwhelmed and avoiding any decision. Inaction can be more dangerous than making the wrong choice.

On the romantic front, this aspect of life will be more ambiguous. Logic and contemplation will give way to emotion in matters of love. This may seem natural or obvious, but the key to the September time period will be to allow your emotion and feelings to drive your desires. Even with a logical conclusion and tact, fate will dominate the stoner Taurus in matters of love in the first fall time period. Thus, guttural instinct and emotion could be your guiding light.

I am not finding any direct advice and inspiration regarding the sacred herb or meditative smoke sessions for you this month stoner Taurus. Each individual is unique and the way you interact with the sacred herb is very personal. Due to the duality of your planetary alignment, you must decide which aspect of your life could benefit the most from meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Will it help you with choice and analysis or will it help you with emotion and relinquishing control? Perhaps September will be a great time for a tolerance break. You know yourself, act accordingly.

Virgo September 2017

Stoner Virgo, inhale, breathe, and let it be. Mercury retrograde is now behind you, and the month of September promises far less intrigue and uncertainty. How did you do during the challenging cosmic time period of August? Some stoner Virgos discovered no matter how much logical capital focused toward the Mercury retrograde, the magic of the universe and our human planetary connection cannot be broken. But alas survival was assured, and you can continue your astronautical adventure on Earth untethered to the dreaded Mercury retrograde.

Early in the month of September, take the restrictive reigns off your cannabis pipe stoner Virgo. Make plans to set time aside for a deep healing meditative smoke session. Take time to focus on your body and emotional stability. A wonderfully peaceful yoga session with the sacred herb can cleanse the body and soul. Be sure to bring plenty of water for this detoxifying smoke session. For those stoner Virgo’s not hip with yoga, please understand that calm secluded stretching is all we are discussing. All stoner Virgos deserve this personal time of rest and contemplation after the August time period.

It’s time to get back on track stoner Virgo. There will be no particular planetary influence in the September time period. However, this stagnant condition may seem like a blessing from the universe after the cosmically chaotic month of August. Now is the time to focus on yourself. Find your confidence in decision making once again. Ambitious expectations should be tempered during this time period as healing and stability should be the goal. Areas of love and work will all fall under the same influence. Attentive, assertive, and positive decision making is the key to regaining your virginal mojo after the ravaging of Mercury.

Sagittarius September 2017

What is it that you want to achieve this month, Stoner Sagittarius? Whatever you might want to pursue, be sure that you chase after it, as you will be certain to accomplish the goals that you have set before you. And, be reassured, your success will not be by accident. While some perceive those who partake of the sacred herb as, ‘lazy stoners,’ you will have the opportunity to demonstrate otherwise. One might say, however, that you are on a next level grind. As long as you pencil in time dedicated to burning one down, you will be more than ready to keep up a very busy calendar.

Whether your approach is to tackle tasks one at a time, or whether you prefer to move around between multiple projects, you will get everything done if you maintain an upbeat momentum. When at work, you may benefit by pursuing your passions. That is to say, it will be okay if you focus on the to-dos that you are most interested in first. By beginning with those tasks that most intrigue and inspire, you can build up your energies for later undertakings that you might not have originally been as excited about, but will later seem less daunting.

While the hours of sunlight shorten and as summer dwindles, you may be surprised to find that your closest relationships will flourish and experience unexpected growth. Regardless of whether you are a Stoner Sag rolling solo, or have found your soulmate or particular partner, your interpersonal connections will prosper. Use this time of fortune for building the foundation for future prosperity. Some say that stoners are prone to forgetting…well, this month, pack a bowl and pass it around. You will be certain to create positive memories that will be remembered for a long time to come.

Gemini September 2017

Stoner Gemini the first month of fall will be an exciting time for you. Blessings from the cosmos will be quite supportive on all levels. You will only be bound by your own vision and limitations. Creativity and action will be rewarded with assured success and impact.

Be bold stoner Gemini! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self belief and internal confidence. Are you familiar with The Secret stoner Gemini? To an extreme this philosophy is a complete farce, but the base elements are key to your success in the September time period. What do you visualize for yourself? Your life path is yours alone to walk, but it is also yours alone to curate. Celestial support is on your side in September. All possibilities that you can imagine are possible for you to manifest stoner Gemini. All grand visions require work and attention, but creativity and self belief are the foundation of a great adventure. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help draw these internal ambitions and aspirations out, but action and resolve will be required to fully manifest your dreams.

Action! Yes, you have the celestial support to achieve your dreams, but this manifestation will not become actualization without hard work and consistent effort. Stoner Gemini, you must take the resolution of self belief and internal confidence and apply it to the physical world. Your mantra in the September time period should be #CantStopWontStop.

You will find that positive action will have positive impact in all spheres of life. The work and creative sphere will garner the most attention, but you will find this renewed self belief and internal confidence will impact your cannabis companions and loved ones as well. Do not shrink from a challenge or pivotal decision. With creativity, integrity, honesty, and hard work you will be able to mold your life into the form you desire.

Aquarius August 2017

During this month of August, Stoner Aquarius, it will be best advised to invest your energies into the long term. Avoid unnecessary distractions, as these will only slow you down, or divert you from your original goals. It may not be a bad idea to look into acquiring some nice sticky sativas, as you will be embarking upon multiple spiritual endeavors this month, and the boosts in creativity could be helpful. The old adage, of “sharing is caring,” will be additionally important during this time. While you may feel like you are ready to take on the world, be certain to not turn down a helping hand when it is offered.

Your creativity will be a focal point during this time, as ingenuitive approaches to unexpected problems will help to smooth out results and avoid unnecessary disagreements at work. You may come to find that you are experiencing new found passions in your career life. Embrace these feelings stoner Aquarius. While they may seem foreign initially, the long term payoff will be more than worth it. If you are able to keep your professional work and your smoking work distinctly separate, then ultimately, success is a sure bet.

As summer comes to a close, you will notice a significant expansion of your inner smoking circle. These new connections may arrive in the most unexpected of places, but it will be best to embrace these new opportunities to make new friends. While you are able to offer support to those who need it, don’t hesitate to ask for help when needed. Summer may be waning, but there is still ample opportunity to make the most of the sunshine left at hand.

Aries August 2017

Stoner Aries, your ambitions this month will be noticeable to yourself and to those around you. You will be able to take full advantage of the good weather and long days that summer provides you. Perhaps you have new undertakings that you have been planning, and now is the time to implement them. Or, just as likely, you will see seeds that you planted earlier in the year begin to flourish and produce amazing results. This season of prosperity will only be improved by sharing your successes with friends and your peers. Others will look to you for advice and for guidance, so feel confident in your abilities to lead. When you are not making things happen, you should find your favorite piece, your favorite strain of that sacred herb, and head out to your favorite secluded smoke spot. If you bring along friends, keep your smoking circle limited to a few. It will be important that you make good use of your relaxation time. You will be busy with many projects, so you definitely want to rest and recharge when your schedule permits.

The workplace will provide you with the most opportunities to take charge and work with coworkers to pursue common goals. It is likely that you will have to utilize your creative thinking skills, but this is the kind of challenge that you excel at best. Your aura will be clearly visible to your peers at work. Your collaborations together are sure to create lasting results and will help to move the company into new territories and towards new accomplishments. While you are making good use of your energies, it is recommended to keep pipe time separate from productive times. A clear head will only better ensure that you are able to give full focus to the tasks before you and provide the best chances of success.

With those nearest to you, Stoner Aries, just do your best to be present and to be yourself. Your ability to help others should not limit your willingness to ask others for help when needed. Just like at work, working together with your partner will only advance your relationship for the better. With such a strong support system at work and at home, this month, the sky really will be the limit, so do not be afraid to dream big.

Cancer August 2017

Opportunity knocks in August stoner Cancer. Growth in matters of the heart and spirituality are likely during the final summer month. However, there will be little control you can place on these opportunities. August will be like a picturesque train ride through the country. You could sleep and miss the splendor or look intently at the magical creations of the universe. Don’t be afraid to take a deep dive into meditative smoke sessions during August stoner Cancer. You must be in tune with your third eye to reap the rewards of the cosmic gift placed before you. Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Turn your third eye inward stoner Cancer, and see yourself. I call this introspection without intent. You are not trying to fix, adjust, or analyze anything about yourself. Witness your human and spiritual growth in real time and truly see the perception of your reality. Don’t shy away from what you see. With this insight you will be able to take the steps to nurture growth in the way you want to shape your life.

Are you passionate about your work stoner Cancer? If not you may be out of tune with your universal wave length. You must find time for your true passion to regain balance and harmony. If you are in love with what you do in the workplace, then everybody better get on board. Your efficiency and productivity will be supercharged in the final summer month. Nothing will impede your momentum.

August could be a month where love is in flux. It is most important to value yourself fully at this time. Tough decisions, or even sudden passionate decisions, are more easily decided when you are in balance with yourself and your surroundings. Cannabis companions and loved ones can’t help you with these matters that are so personal to you. Witness yourself and follow the guidance of your third eye. Flux and change can be positive for the growth of a beautiful butterfly.

Capricorn August 2017

Stoner Capricorn you may seem like a passenger in the month of August. Watching life unfold without universal blessings to impact your surroundings. This may be your fate, so it will be up to you to make the best of this situation. There is no strain or species of the sacred herb that is recommended or warned against. The one requirement is to use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand the cosmic winds swirling around you while you hold stagnant in the calm center.

Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus more on internal strength than outward progress. Current universal struggles cannot be solved with proactive initiative. This is a time period to allow situations to develop and possibly allow problems to solve themselves. August is a great time to turn your third eye gaze inward towards yourself. What can you do to improve yourself? Your body, mind, and spirit need attention to maintain the quality of life you desire. Perhaps there are dietary changes you have been contemplating. Maybe now is the time to get back on that work out schedule. Yoga and stretching are wonderful tools to aid the body and spirit. Now is the time to find positive tasks to influence yourself stoner Capricorn.

Trust will be required in the August time period. Not trust in others, but trust in yourself and your own intuition. As you see the world unfold in front of you, all the clues and signs will be there to make the best decision for your life path. My vision implores you to go with the flow of the cosmos, but this does not mean to turn a blind eye at the situations developing. Understanding a problem sometimes can be all that is needed to solve it. Sometimes the deepest blessings in life come at you instead of from you.

Gemini August 2017

Stoner Gemini the final summer month could bring moments and decisions that will affect your life path. You can say yeah duh like every day or month brings these opportunities. However stoner Gemini, there is a weight and gravity to August that is out of the norm.

All celestial signs point to a pivot near the middle of August. You should think of the beginning of August as preparation for a big event. Seek clarity and balance with the wavelength you are currently riding. Meditate with the sacred herb. The species or strain will not hold a significant impact stoner Gemini. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and confidence. Only your third eye can guide you in the right direction, but you must listen to your spiritual guidance to place yourself in a position of success for the large event. A specific area of concern that comes to me is your diet stoner Gemini. Self improvement and true health comes from three pillars: Body, Mind, and Spirit.

I know, I can hear you now: “What is this big event!?!?” The truth is stoner Gemini that the big event could be more than one actual pivot point. In your workplace, are you truly happy and fulfilled? Has there been a side project or an idea that you have been desirous to begin or propose? August presents the right time to take a leap with your creative adventure. Fortune favors the bold stoner Gemini.

Perhaps even more significant than any creative adventure you may unleash upon the terrestrial plane is the opportunity for love and companionship. Yes, single Gemini’s there is someone riding that same wavelength, and the opportunity to meet them in August is high. Gemini’s that are not single, please understand that love and companionship are still possibilities for you as well. Great friends and cannabis companions can enhance life as much as a soul mate or life partner. All Gemini’s will be attractive to your fellow cosmic astronauts, especially if you believe it to be so.

Leo August 2017

Stoner Leo, your time has come. The August time period will be an opportunity to solidify and build upon all the work you have put in up to this point. Yes, that is a pretty heavy statement, but all the opportunities of August build from everything you are good at and that comes naturally to you.

Stoner Leo the lion, picture yourself with a shining golden mane standing on top of the mountain. A positive self image is key to fulfilling your destiny. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and self belief. There are no insecure lions leading the pride. And yes, stoner Leo, leading your cannabis companions is what you must do. Energy and confidence can be channelled with the sativa species of the sacred herb. Avoid any nervy or lethargic strains of the indica species for the month of August. The cosmos requires a bright eyed and bushy tailed Leo the lion to lead the masses to greener pastures.

Leadership through positivity and happiness will be how you impact your pride. Cannabis companions and fellow cosmic travelers will look to you for inspiration and guidance in their own path. This leadership and positive influence is your calling stoner Leo. The August time period will bring clear moments of enjoyment and fulfillment as you realize the strength within yourself. Now is not the time to get bogged down with simple or silly obstacles. Avoid arguing about minutiae; after all, you have a higher calling you are working towards this month.

True companionship can be found in August stoner Leo. Are you willing to give yourself fully? So often you hide your inner self for the greater good, but there are worthwhile cannabis companions capable of holding your giant heart. There will be moments of opportunity for you to open yourself up to the right person. True spiritual awareness requires a shared perspective with fellow humans.

Libra August 2017

Do you hear that buzzing sound stoner Libra? Perhaps it is more of a hum or a zing. Hear it? It’s you! August will be a time of boundless energy for the stoner Libra. New experiences and relationships will all be expected in the August time period. The universe has blessed you with a positive adventure. The only thing that can hold you back is complacency and negativity.

Get out! It’s festival season. Snatch up some tickets and make your plans. August is the time to get out and seek new experiences and meet fellow cosmic travelers. If a music festival just isn’t a possibility, then find other options that puts you in a celebratory position with your cannabis companions. Deep meditative dives with the sacred herb are not required in August. Be yourself and enjoy the sacred herb without deep internal thought. There will be plenty of opportunities to discuss life, the universe, and everything with new and old cannabis companions. Avoid indoor couch lock stoner Libra. All of the positive cosmic vibes I feel for you in August involve crowds, celebration, and the outdoors.

Your age or gender does not matter. These words are not just for a young single college student. Do not dismiss this opportunity. August is the time for something different than your normal path. Amazing experiences and people will unveil themselves when you try something new and put yourself out into the cosmic wave of humanity.

Specifically the 7th of August will be a catalytic time marker for the stoner Libra. The full moon will be out. Libras will feel like a tuning fork for wavelengths & energies flowing throughout the cosmos and our terrestrial plane. These omens of fun and companionship underlie a deeper current of knowledge and understanding that is possible in the August time period. This could be a significant moment in your life as far as understanding your place in the cosmos and your relation to your fellow humans. Whoa, deep dude. Good luck.

Pisces August 2017

Stoner Pisces, this August you will have the means and opportunities to explore some of your more creative sides. Perhaps your hobbies have taken a backseat to the daily grind. Or, maybe there is a new creative outlet that you’ve been interested in pursuing that you’ve not had the time for. With the longer days of summer, you will have more than enough daylight and energies to explore new endeavors. The best advice for the waning summer months will be to pursue your passions. Whether there is a trail you’ve been waiting to explore, or a hidden smoke spot that you need to cristen by smoking a fresh green bowl, your next adventure is waiting. If you have been putting off these explorations, make the time, the rewards will be worth it.

This month, work will be as productive as you make it. While there may not be a long list of to-dos or tasks demanded by your work, you will have the opportunity to pursue the projects that you want to. You will only be as busy as you want to be. It is likely that you encounter some opposition in the workplace, but as long as you remember to use your words, you and your peers will arrive at common grounds. This newly achieved cooperation will only set you and your coworkers up for greater successes and allow everyone to get more accomplished. You may even find that when the work is done that you former adversaries have turned into some of your closest smoke buddies.

The best advice, Stone Pisces, will be to keep moving. Your new acquaintances will soon become close friends and your optimism is contagious and will inspire those around you to join you on your adventures. But, don’t move so quickly that you ignore the beauty around you. Find a sweet cerebral sativa to share with your cannabis companions that will help to enhance your own inspirations. If you are able to maintain this momentum and enthusiasm, you are sure to look back on an unforgettable summer.

Sagittarius August 2017

Some believe that those who smoke are lazy or simply slackers. Your momentum and accomplishments this month, Stoner Sagittarius, will be substantial evidence showing that this stereotype is not always proven to be true. In fact, you will find yourself at a sprinter’s pace, overcoming hurdles and obstacles at an impressive pace. While this will be a positive attribute in the workplace, be careful not to run too quickly through the pleasantries in life. During the brief months of summer, be sure to follow through with plans that may have been established in previous months. Whether it’s a hike on a new trail, a cannabis infused dinner party with friends, or that yearly getaway where you can focus on relaxing with some of our favorite herb.

It will be important to allow your downtime to be all that you need it to be, and to keep this time separate from work spaces. Seeds that you planted long ago, will be ripening and you will experience the great harvest of your labors. You will be much too busy turning those plans into actions and actions into results to allow yourself to become distracted. If you are able to stay focused when you’re in work-mode, you will enjoy the best of both worlds: solid work accomplishments in the day, and successful smoke sessions during the evening hours.

Be sure to give credit where credit is due, Stoner Sagittarius. All of the success you encounter, while a direct result of your hard work, was not achieved without the help and support of those around you. But, the benefits go both ways. While you have had help accomplishing your dreams, you have been equally helpful to close friends and family. This month, it will not be a bad investment to expand your smoking circle. New friends and faces means new minds to help pursue roads yet to be explored. So, get out there and explore Stoner Sag, new opportunities and people are waiting for optimistic influence.

Scorpio August 2017

Stoner Scorpio, you may already find yourself feeling a little more spacey than usual. Since you will need little help feeling an altered state of mind, it may be wise to avoid the more cerebral sativas this month. Your best bet may be to find a nice earthy indica, great in flavor, but that will help to keep you grounded during uncertain times. You should not fear this uncertainty, however, as this period in your life does not explicitly contain changes for the worse. It simply means that you should prepare yourself for things to look and feel differently. If you are able to find and hold onto your center, you will be better equipped to embrace all that is new, and find the upside in everything.

One area you are sure to find peace is in the workplace. While peaceful doesn’t necessarily mean slow or uneventful, it is in your work that you will find your groove. Although you may find yourself this month with more questions than answers, be confident that the projects you accomplish this month will be long lasting. Keep your goals in plain view, that is, try to keep separate your herbal/homelife and tasks required for your job. By leaving the pipe at home, you will be able to maintain a clear focus on the finish line, which will give you an advantage over your competitors.

The home front, Stoner Scorpio, will feel no less abrasive, at least at first. But, remember, that ultimately, you control the outcome. There shouldn’t be any direct conflicts with those near to you. However, behind the scenes, there may be disagreements that are not immediately noticed. These may be as simple as deciding what kind of pizza toppings to order, or more substantially where the family will vacation this year. Instead of ill-will, first try to pass the pipe, or a calming cannabis cigarette. All parties involved mean well, but may have trouble hearing input from others. As long as everyone is able to keep their mind and ears open, unnecessary arguments should be easily avoided.

Taurus August 2017

Stoner Taurus, selfishness is an ugly trait, but it can be a requirement in certain circumstances. In the final summer month, the planetary alignment has opened a window in which the bull must grab selfishness by the horns. Now is not the time to fix the ails of others or become preoccupied with the whims of a cannabis companion. Before you can help others stoner Taurus, you must heal yourself.

Before the moon is full on the 7th of August, inhale the finest green of the sacred herb and look inward. This meditative smoke session must be more of a medicated smoke session. You have been hiding deep desires and passions that can transform your inner growth and spirituality. Take time to be selfish and focus all of your attention on what can heal you. The flesh is your astronautical cosmic space suit. Your personal vehicle needs attention and maintenance. August is the perfect time to reshape and enhance the vessel that propels you through the terrestrial plane.

The month of August is an opportunity to draw out that passionate project you have been neglecting. Creativity and art can heal the soul and uplift the spirit. Unfortunately your cannabis companions and loved ones cannot help you with this task. Your body and spirit need nurturing, and the only fertilizer available comes from within you. This untapped creativity can come in many forms in August stoner Taurus. Perhaps there is an untapped idea or venture that is related to work, but can become your own side project. You have always wanted to work on this project, but the realities of life have held your inspirations back.

August also brings an expansive time for the stoner Taurus. With a focus on your inner self, fellow cannabis companions will seek the protections of the Taurus bull. Your smoke circle will grow without effort. But heed my words stoner Taurus, internal focus is no excuse for poor manners. Never pass a cached bowl.

Virgo August 2017

Stoner Virgo stop! Listen to “Also sprach Zarathustra” from “2001: A Space Odyssey.” This should give you the impact and necessary tone for your August reading. You see stoner Virgo, Mercury is in retrograde for you in the August time period. Perhaps a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb should take place during this reading. You see, August will present a sort of choose-your-own-adventure stoner Virgo.

Please adjust your seat into a full and upright position. Your flesh spacecraft is about to experience turbulence. Mercury retrograde will jam all communication devices. No new adventures should originate during this time period. Be alert and aware during the final summer month. Murphy is clearly in charge and you have no control. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

OR stoner Virgo. You can choose the adventure based in logic and reason. You see Mercury in retrograde may be a myth or a pseudoscience built on illogical coincidence and anecdotal experience. Mercury doesn’t ever move backwards! This retrograde term is based entirely on perception. Mercury’s orbit is smaller than Earth’s. And when it speeds passed Earth, it only appears to move backward. This happens about four times a year, and it is occurring now during your sign. I figured a nice logical explanation would be the perfect joint for you to smoke stoner Virgo. When you hear about the dreaded retrograde and your impending doom, please smoke about it and forget about it.

To be on the safe side, or a little paranoid, you should retrace your steps for the year. Toke time to analyze what got you to this point and where you are headed. You will find appreciation in triumphs and potentially discover missed opportunities that propelled you to this point in your astrological timeline. Avoid starting new projects, but begin planning your steps after Mercury has safely passed into another sign’s influence.

Leo July 2017

Stoner Leo, cosmic rays of July will rain down on you with a wonderful ease. Obstacles, road blocks, and drama will run off you like that hot summer splash of mountain lake water. With attention and desire all obstacles will fall away at work offering an opportunity for expansion of influence and monetary success. The Sun’s dominant position predicts movement and action for the stoner Leo. With planetary support this action will undoubtedly be positive. This cosmic fortune will not be luck stoner Leo. Adaptability, awareness, and confidence will guide you as road markers and signposts along the journey.

There is a word that comes to me for the stoner Virgo for July: Bubbly. Do you own a bubbler? With a positive mantra and confidence at your core, there is no guidance or recommendation for a strain or species of the sacred herb in July. The sacred herb will prove to be a significant participant along your second summer month adventure. Open yourself up stoner Leo; remember that you are the sign of the lion. With logic, solid decision making, and reasonable expectations, you should flow through smoke circles with ease. July is the time to collect fellow cannabis companions. There are many creative journeys to come on this cosmic roller coaster, and it is better road with fellow cosmonauts. Whether at campfires, festivals, or smoke spots, you are sure to encounter like minded cannabis companions.

A word of warning for the second summer month. You cannot allow yourself to fall into couch lock and miss the world around you. Be alert and ready for opportunities. Quick changes in direction will be required to take advantage of opportunities. Only an attentive and diligent stoner Leo will be able to seize the full potential of the July moment. Remember, adaptability, awareness, and confidence will guide you to your glory stoner Leo.

Pisces July 2017

During the ever warming month of July, Stoner Pisces, it will be greatly important that you invest the energies needed to keep yourself grounded. You can expect a lot of new experiences and encounters in both your home and work life. With this being the case, it could be quite easy to find your head in the clouds with not a care in the world. Whether it requires you to pick up the pipe less, or doing the opposite, that is, finding a strain that will promote better mental focus and increase meditations—you know best what approach will be needed.

It is recommended that you do spend some of these meditative sessions contemplating where to go next in the workplace. There will be plenty of opportunities to apply for that advancement, or work towards better wages. But, be wary of rushing towards these ends, if you’ve not given your endeavors proper planning you should not be surprised if the results are not what you had hoped. With that being said, Stoner Pisces, this is a cautionary tale, not a warning. As long as you apply your creative tendencies towards each task in front of you, you could very well be running the business in no time.

The personal realm is where you will need to be most attentive, Stoner Pisces. Those who already know you, understand that you are reliable, fun, and generous. But, it will be those persons that you newly meet that you should not neglect. If you are single, you may meet your new best bud. This could be a new significant other, or simply a new friend or partner in chronic. For, Stoner Pisces that already find themselves in relationships, just remember to be your charming self. Be confident, pack that bowl for two, and share those special moments with those whom you are fortunate to already have as part of your inner smoking circle.

Virgo July 2017

Stoner Virgo July will be a positive time. Cosmic forces will shine down on you with a warmth like the summer sun. Are you clever enough to see all the rays within the star’s gaze? Impactful events are probable in July that will affect the remainder of the year. However, these “events” may be on another dimensional plane. Awareness stoner Virgo. To take full advantage of the opportunity ahead, you must be in tune with your third eye.

Think outside of your sphere, or bubble. Bob Marley famously said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” It’s not a smoke session without the meditation. Let’s not put a theme or a target on meditative smoke sessions in July. I have a feeling things will come quite naturally to you stoner Virgo. When you are high in the clouds you can see everything on the terrestrial platform, even yourself. July could offer consequential understanding key to long term success. Whatever success means, whether monetarily or with regards to a relationship, and even great conscious understanding; Let your third eye guide you.

Action will be required to take advantage of opportunities that come your way in July. Stay close to your trusted cannabis companions. Their help will solve obstacles that present themselves. Reluctance or complacency will be the only enemy for the stoner Virgo in July. DO NOT rely on the opinion or hand out from a casual smoke circle acquaintance. Their reliability may be like fools gold. Just remember stoner Virgo, you can see and solve all problems in July.

Love, passion, and human connection are in store for the single stoner Virgo. Yes, that adventurous side may come out in the second summer month. Embrace those quirks, after all didn’t they get you this far? Just remember as soon as you become too cool the universe will manifest a quick cold.

Cancer July 2017

Stoner Cancer, as we progress through the summer months, you will be in no short supply of opportunities for growth in most aspects of life. Perhaps you have been contemplating taking up a new hobby. Maybe you’ve never gotten around to learning how to roll one up. Or, maybe you want to venture into culinary experiments in the kitchen. And, even better, you could combine the two and try your hand at cooking with cannabis. Whatever your interests are, this July is the time for new undertakings. If you find yourself encountering obstacles that seem too much to handle, remember that you are surrounded by loved ones that will be more than glad to help in whatever way they can. If you are able to use the buddy system, you and your friends will prove to be an unstoppable team.

Your ability to see the bigger picture, Stoner Cancer, will prove to be your greatest asset in the workplace. The fact that you are able to look at what will come next will only inspire you to give your all to the tasks immediately in front of you. As long as you are able to leave the pipe at home and maintain a clear head when at work, you are likely to advance to a higher position and to be entrusted with more responsibilities. You may even discover that you are accomplishing your to-dos with a noticeable ease. If you find that work is not proving to be enough of a mental challenge, use your energies to channel change.

This July, Stoner Cancer, will present you with ample opportunity to extend your inner smoking circle, if you wish. Whether you are single or already have a certain cannabis companion, you will encounter new faces and potential friends. Just like at work, these longer days will be best suited for big thinking. While flying solo may not satisfy this need for accomplishing great things, if you those that are down to ride (or roll) with you, the level of accomplishment will only be magnified. So, as a group, figure out what wants to be done. Together, you are guaranteed to make it to your final destination.

Taurus July 2017

Stoner Taurus, you may have to control your excitement for the month of July. The sun is out and electricity will be flowing through your body, the air, and the Earth as if you are a part of one big ZING. You will have good reason to channel this universal kismet. The current planetary alignment will broaden expectations and horizons for the stoner Taurian. Early in the month take time to meditate with the sacred herb. The species and strain is of no consequence, but it will be imperative to balance your emotional subconscious. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should provide a calm understanding to the electric nature of forces around you. As long as you are truthful and empathetic to your fellow cosmic travelers, the second summer month should provide many blessings.

Achievements are close at hand in July stoner Taurus. Whether you seek monetary gain or project completion, it is all possible in the second summer month. This success will not be easily garnered from selfish or lone efforts. Seeking the advice, help, and work from others will greatly improve the likelihood of success. Clear communication isn’t just speaking your perspective, it is also understanding the perspective of others. With solid communication and team building, you will become a work dynamo in July stoner Taurus.

Romance and companionship will be under the complete control of the stoner Taurus in July. That’s not to say you will be in complete control, but you will be the master of your own reward … or demise. Understanding your desires will be the lock. Emotional balance will be the key. Look deep within yourself stoner Taurus. What do you want from your cannabis companions and loved ones? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek understanding deep within yourself, the information is there. Once you truly understand your internal desires, it will be key to maintain an emotional balance to achieve those desires. Don’t rush to judgement, and certainly do not jump without looking stoner Taurus.

Scorpio July 2017

Smokin’ Stoner Scorpio, some aspects that occur this month, may at first appear to be quite overwhelming. This in no way will be the case as long as you are able to focus and direct your efforts towards undertakings that you know will have more successful outcomes. This is not to be interpreted as taking the easy route, but rather being selected in how we invest our valuable resources. It will be important to use the sacred herb as a catalyst, not a crutch. Our favorite plant should not be used as an escape this month, otherwise summer will pass in a blur. Rather, use it during strategic moments when we know that we experience the most relaxing and rejuvenating results.

What will be most important this July, Stoner Scorpio, is that you do what you can to stick to the plan. It would be of little help to decide how best to invest your time, then allow yourself to become distracted by frivolous tasks. But, with your strong-willed nature, this should not be the likely case. While conflicts or obstacles may occur, remember that you have your peace pipe to help you to stay grounded. This shouldn’t be translated to “smoke ’em if you gott’em,” rather the simple reminder that when it is needed, you can find solace in a refreshing bowl of that comforting cannabis. Otherwise, if you are able to collaborate with your colleagues in the workplace, you should expect to encounter great progress within the company.

The least challenging facet of life this month, Stoner Scorpio, will be on the home front. As long you understand that loved ones and friends like you for you, there will be little need to put on a show. While you may know what is best for the group, remember to listen to those nearest. Although you might have the best idea for how to proceed, you don’t want to miss out on others’ perspective contributions. When it comes to family time, don’t rush. Make time to roll one up and let it slow burn. The days are the longest they will be all year–don’t cut this time short by being in too much of a hurry.

Libra July 2017

Hurray! Celestial forces have gathered to rally on behalf of the stoner Libra in the second summer month. This does not mean that you can sail through July with reckless abandon. Universal forces are on your side, but they will not actively clear a safe path. Meditative smoke sessions for the stoner Libra should focus on positivity and responsibility. Belief in yourself and accepting the blessings of the universe may seem like a simple concept, but it is something we all struggle with. Often our success comes from the situations we place ourselves in, not from fortune from the gods. Thus, positive mantras outward and self belief inward is where the magic of success manifests itself.

Responsibility in action will set up all of the success for the stoner Libra in July. Now is not the time to push the laws of physics or the laws of the land. It would be wise to measure your exuberance of the moment so as to make it to the next moment safely and without harm. Each stoner Libra is unique, and must take this message into account for their own situation.

Think and act with positivity stoner Libra. The second summer month will be a busy time. With a positive mood and spirit, fun can be found in any activity or place. When negativity creeps into your sphere, smoke about it and forget about it. Deflecting negativity, whether internal or external, is the key to avoiding drama and enjoying the outdoor activities of the summer months. New cannabis companions await out in the summer sun. There will be endless opportunities and options to enjoy July in the way you want.

Sagittarius July 2017

Stoner Sagittarius, in order for you to most enjoy the times of peace during the month of July, to truly soak up that freshly ground green goodness, it will be important that you keep up your metaphorical grind. By working hard, even when you think the problem is small or insignificant, you will be able to accomplish any task that comes your way. And when all the work is done, you will find yourself completely open to bask in all the magic that summer brings your way. Just be cautious to not spend too much time obsessing over the job at hand. Remember that the more energy spent on thinking about the problem, is less time invested actually working towards the solution.

You will build upon a substantial momentum, Stoner Sagittarius, the secret to success at work will be to keep this forward motion moving and to not slow down. Your peers will likely seek your advice or assistance on projects that may be stalled. Be confident in your abilities and let your efforts speak for themselves. If you are able to keep up the pace through the first half of the month, you will be able to plant the seeds that will flourish in later weeks. Just try to avoid spending too much time on any one task. If you are not immediately able to solve the puzzle, direct your efforts elsewhere until you can see how the pieces go together.

Because of all the movements you will make in the workplace, remember to use your personal time at home, to relax and recharge your batteries. Your closest cannabis companions will be there to remind you to slow it down, when time permits. And, those near to your heart will only help you to pursue your passions and keep you focused on getting the most out of your time together. Seize the summer, Stoner Sagittarius, and you will ensure that you will not be disappointed with adventures you encounter.

Gemini July 2017

Stoner Gemini the month of July offers a soothing break from the intense rapid fire nature of life. But can you guide a ship with no wind? As nature and senses come to a calm equilibrium, are you ready to curate your own kinetic energy? The Indica Species of the sacred herb should be avoided in July. Sinking into the place down below during a calm in the storm will be sure to drown you stoner Gemini. The Sativa species will add a spark of inspiration and energy that will enhance meditative smoke sessions.

Take advantage of calm and cool waters in July stoner Gemini. A beautiful mosaic can be found often when nature is very still. Your life can be thought of in the same regard. Moments of calm can provide moments of clarity and definition. These moments can also pass you by stoner Gemini. The still waters hide a dangerous truth. There is no momentum pushing you in any direction. You are on your own stoner Gemini to create and generate the energy necessary to move forward.

Early in the month work might slap you on the face like a cold hand from a true friend. Your reaction and understanding of this unique situation will guide you through July. Breathe and let it be stoner Gemini. You will find your executive self within moments of action, and surely you will find the positive action.

Puff puff pass the conversation to your cannabis companion in the second summer month stoner Gemini. Hiding your heart and honest feelings only speaks to the insecurity behind your curtains. Sometimes we place internal insecurities on those around us. You don’t dislike that trait in them, you dislike it in you. True friendship and companionship has a foundation in honesty and availability.

Aries July 2017

You are likely to encounter more than a few unexpected to-dos on your task list this month, Stoner Aries. Whereas some signs might shy or shrink away from such surprises, you rush toward these obstacles and are excited by the challenge. While there are those who would try to avoid such obstacles, you look at the problem as an opportunity to flex your creative muscles. Just be sure to move too fast towards an obstacle–let the smoke clear up before you proceed or you will not have steady footing.

For you, it is never an issue to worry about when you reach your final destination, you know that you will get to where you are going. For you, it is about the journey Stoner Aries, and finding the most exciting path to follow. So, roll up that marijuana cigarette (for when you get to where you’re going), and then roll up your sleeves and get down to business. If you are not moving forward, it is simply because you are not approaching the issue from the right angle, so try a different route.

Remember, that it is peak season to enjoy the beautiful summer sun, Stoner Aries. With so many hours of daylight at your dispense, you may find yourself with the trouble of how to fill your calendar. But, even more than you enjoy celebrating your personal accomplishments, one of your favorite pastimes is helping others celebrate their successes and fortune. As long as you say “Yes” when someone invites you to join in the festivities, you will have a busy and fulfilling summer month. Your only responsibility, Stoner Aries, will be to keep the peace. Anytime there is a large gathering of people, there is the risk of conflict arising. Keep the pipe clean and at the ready, and maybe have handy a bit of mellowing marijuana. It is not a sure thing that there will be problems, but if there are, you will be ready with that herbal remedy to help cure any heartaches.

Capricorn July 2017

Stoner Capricorn, paint the sky with your desires in the second summer month. The world is your canvas and you are limitless with your interpretive style. There will be many intersections and divergent paths for you to directly influence the painting of your life. Instead of meditative smoke sessions, let’s call them creative smoke outs with the sacred herb in the July time period. Tapping into your soul and allowing a portal of communication will be key to guiding your creative spirit. Or will your spirit guide your you?

Internal confidence is the key stoner Capricorn. Don’t get down on yourself. Smoke about it and forget about it. Creative smoke outs should inspire self worth and confidence. Don’t allow negative Nancy’s into the smoke circle, even if it’s you.

You may notice during the month an opportunity for mentorship. A young person needs your guidance. Advice and protection that comes from nobility and prudence are sure to help those in need. You have something to offer those coming behind you.

In the workplace stoner Capricorns should watch out! Appreciation and kharmic kismet are one thing, but sparks and entwined wavelengths are another. This situation will be there for you to decide, but logic and caution should always be wielded with these matters. I cannot see whether this vision is related, but the possibility for advancement is likely in July for the stoner Capricorn. Those stuck in the gears of the economic mechanism will find an interesting opportunity for advancement.

A yellow light is flashing at the intersection stoner Capricorn. Dark desires can be merely decadent for some, and destabilizing for others.

SAGITTARIUS JUNE 2017

During this first month of summer, Stoner Sagittarius, aim high because the sky is truly the limit. Your greatest aspirations will only be surpassed by your abilities to achieve those dreams. While you begin to gain speed, know that there are no signs showing that you will have to slow down anytime soon. Precisely because you can expect to be so busy, it will be important that you make sure the task in front of you is seen through to completion before moving on to future undertakings. The only time you will be moving at a slower pace, is when you are spending time planning your next epic adventure under the sun. If you do not already have one, it is recommended that you acquire a more travel size pipe. This will come in very handy as you never know when the opportunity for an outdoor smoke session will present itself.

With all the things you will accomplish through your own efforts, consider how much more can be done if you work as part of a team. Your coworkers and business relations will be there, ready to have your back when needed. Through collaboration and hard work, you and your team will find new solutions to problems that may have been lingering from past months. Don’t be afraid to get personal. Perhaps you have new members that have joined your workforce. Be sure to offer them a friendly welcome, as this will be the first steps in growing partnerships on which all parties can rely. And, the best part is that after the day is done, the comradery can continue over a cool drink and a freshly ground bowl.

Just like in the workplace, trust, will be an important theme for you this month Sag. Trusting that the decisions you make are the right ones, and trust that you will reach the goals you set. Similarly, loved ones and friends need to know that they are welcome to share in all your new experiences. Amidst all the excitement, there may come a time when you feel like there was something else you are supposed to do. Don’t feed this anxiety too much, wind down and roll one up when appropriate. If you encounter the feeling that you’re not moving forward, that is only because you are exactly where you are supposed to be, in the company of the people you are supposed to share it with.

PISCES JUNE 2017

Stoner Pisces, there are some who say that we must decide to either, “Go big…or Go home.” Well this month you will not be forced to make such decisions, you will be able to do both. Or, as they say, “have your bud, and smoke it too.” This month will be as swell, or as sucky as you make it to be. While there is nothing predicting that all the stars will align perfectly, or that the sun has got your back, the reality is that no cosmic forces will be conspiring against you. Be sure to stay off the couch, if you will not be staying off the grass. Your accomplishments will be directly tied to your efforts that you put forth, so it will be best to find a more uplifting smoke for the first month of summer.

It is not always said, but specifically this June, it will be best to keep the pipe away from work, Pisces. That is to say, the pace that you set in your personal sphere will directly correspond and carry over into the workplace. Now is the best time to begin new undertakings. Whether it is a novel approach to an old problem, or finally sharing with your coworkers an idea that you’ve been thinking about for a while, do it now.

Perhaps the most exciting aspect for you during this transitional month, stoner Pisces, will be on the romantic front. If you currently already have a special someone with whom you can already share that special bowl of herb, you can breathe easy knowing that your connection with this person will only grow. But, don’t worry, if you are a single Pisces, your prospects will be no less satisfying. Your aura will be nearly tangible this month, and you will definitely capture the attention of potential romantic partners. Just be sure to not be full of yourself. Keep a bowl handy, as we all know that sharing is caring. Your smile and your kindness are sure to be noticed. From there, all you need to do is to be your genuine self, those near you will only benefit from being in your company.

ARIES JUNE 2017

Stoner Aries, the first month of summer is certain to be your time to shine. You will be able to overcome even the most unexpected problems that present themselves. Sativa strains will certainly be your best option when picking your favorite varieties of the sacred herb. This will only expand and enhance your already creative tendencies. A little help to boost your critical thinking skills will serve to provide that extra brain power, so that issues that do arise will prove to be of little concern.

Your most notable progress will definitely be in the workplace. You’ve planted and cultivated your efforts during the past months–now is the time you will see the maturation of your investments. Aries, you have the particular ability to identify the areas that most need improvement. As long as you avoid making these criticisms personal, you and your peers will experience noticeable improvements in job performance. Whether you’re on the clock, or on the couch, your mind can’t help but to think of the exciting new projects you’ll encounter at work. Your rest and relaxation time should be exactly that. Whether your favorite way to medicate is your water pipe, or you prefer a good old fashion, hand rolled herbal cigarette, make sure you are getting all that you can during your leisure time. By allowing your mind to wander while enjoying your free time, you will be able to focus your energy on tasks when it is required.

Regardless of whether or not your pipe is involved, you and your closest cannabis companions can expect a pleasant time of peace to begin your summer. The long days of sunshine will provide the perfect conditions to share your favorite smoke spots with those near to you. As long as you surround yourself with good bud, and good company, you are sure to create moments that are camera worthy. June will provide the perfect opportunity to pack your bag and hit the road. Although it’s only just begun, you should prepare yourself for a long season of discovery and good times.

AQUARIUS JUNE 2017

Stoner Aquarius, just like the spring flowers blossoming beneath the summer sun, so will you too experience noticeable offshoots and new growth. These expansions of self may not always be in the area you would expect, but new undertakings and meeting new people is a guaranteed part of your future. Wherever your path leads, you will be able to maintain your relaxed, yet steady pace. That is to say, it will be nearly impossible to throw you off your groove, stoner Aquarius. While it is recommended that you take time to stop and smell the roses, maybe smoke some sacred flowers, don’t spend too much time with your head in the clouds.

Whether you are a self-employed Aquarian, or recently started in a new position, you will accomplish all of your endeavors. However, this depends on if you are able to look down the road to see the potential bumps ahead. Do this and you will quickly move from one task to the next, each being more easily accomplished and successful than that last. It will be important for you to do whatever it takes to keep the peace. Whether you are close enough with your coworkers to enjoy passing around the peace-pipe, or you maintain a more formal relationship, it will be up to you to keep the chaos at bay. As long as you are able to keep in good standing with your peers, you will be able to solve even the most unexpected challenges.

Since you will not need to worry about the realm of work, you will be able to invest most of your energies into the personal sphere. The best advice is to burn it slow, Stoner Aquarius. There will be many opportunities to enjoy some serious quality time with friends and family, so be sure that you are fully present during these moments. Keep your smoke circle small this month. This will mean everybody gets to enjoy a bit more of our favorite herb and you will know for sure that everyone in the squad will be down to ride. Although you may encounter many new faces along your travels, the most important focus should be the best buds you already have.

VIRGO JUNE 2017

Stoner Virgo the sun is out and the first summer time period of June promises to have fortunate conclusions. However, these fortunate conclusions are not based upon luck or universal blessings, they will be based on diligence and action on your part. But wait, you must also learn to relax in this storm of action. Drop the hybrid strains stoner Virgo. The month of June will require meditative smoke sessions curated with surgical precision. For example, you will be required to be active and reactive to any problems and tasks that pop up. Sativa strains of the sacred herb will be best for the majority of your smoke sessions in June. However, burnout is a serious concern with the amount of activity you will face in the first summer month. Stoner Virgo, you must take time on occasion to allow yourself a deep meditative smoke session focused on relaxation and contemplation. A deep Indica strain of the sacred herb will be useful for this. Don’t think that you can do it all with a hybrid strain or neglect either portion of my recommendation. Balance will be required to see out the results of this active time period.

The June time period will be profitable for the stoner Virgo. But this profit may not be held until a future time period. The action of June should be thought of as a foundation for the future. This is the perfect time to establish yourself in the business world. Perhaps that passionate hobby can become a business. Perhaps that idea you have contemplated is ready to develop. All of this can only be answered inside of you stoner Virgo. However, it is very important to understand that luck is not your blessing, it is action alone that can take you to higher highs.

The sphere of love and companionship will be less active in June stoner Virgo. There will be a family conflict that must be resolved, but this will be in your ability. To avoid bitter celestial head winds, do not behave with condescension or snobbery with your fellow cosmic travelers.

TAURUS JUNE 2017

Stoner Taurus the month of June is potentially dangerous. I do not see an impending wave crashing down enveloping your life like a tsunami, but it will be best to stand at attention from the beginning of June to the very end. You must demonstrate your cannabis etiquette in June stoner Taurus. Manners and unwritten rules must be followed with your cannabis companions. Mind your manners in the smoke circle. Don’t jump the line or pass a cashed bowl. Take this principle to your daily life and everything should work out well in the first summer month.

Stoner Taurus should be most on guard in the workplace. For the most part work will be profitable and efficient. However, human nature suggests that envy could get the best of others, and you could be the target. After all, who wouldn’t want a piece of that strong Taurus Bull.

Celestial stoner Taurus astronauts stuck in the capitalistic Earthly grind should mind their body in June. The skunky aroma of the sticky icky can be spotted by those you wish to conceal your herbal appreciation from. Be mindful of sweet smelling aromas from your clothes at work. You never know what opportunity stands around every corner in your community. Being mindful of your cannabreathe is important so that you can go into every surprise situation with confidence.

Independent stoner Taurus’ should get out and mingle! The stars have aligned to offer great success at meeting new cannabis companions in the first summer month. Concerts are a great way to meet interesting cosmic travelers. Catch that reggae show on the weekend!

LIBRA JUNE 2017

Stoner Libra the position of the sun in June is sure to bring action to your universal sphere. Do not allow negativity to creep into your thoughts. The action packed month of June isn’t guaranteed to be positive, but internal confidence and positivity goes a long way in influencing cosmic waves. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the June time period. Focus your third eye internally and seek confidence in your path and abilities.

When smoke clouds lift, intentions of close cannabis companions can be explored and discovered. The first summer month will bring swift action related to your smoke circle. Do not doubt yourself and your position within your circle. Approach a friendly dilemma with a friendly demeanor. Trust that any outcome can have a positive transition. Your positive attitude and brilliant insight will influence your cannabis companions.

Stoner Libra do not pick fights at work in the month of June. It should be paramount to avoid conflict in the workplace. The only thing required to keep the peace will be an attentive focus and confident resolve. Problems should take care of themselves as long as you are standing guard ready when needed.

Single stoner Libras should focus on themselves in June. Self reflection and inner understanding must first be acquired before a meaningful long lasting relationship can gain a foothold. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for this inner dive into self awareness. Libras with partners must shower their loved one with attention and action in the first summer month. Positive and fruitful adventures will result. Find that perfect scenic smoke spot and create a lasting memory together.

LEO JUNE 2017

Stoner Leo let your roar be heard in the first month of the summer time period. June will be a month of action. Your ears must be perked. It will be important to pounce on any problems that arise. Do not leave tasks for others. An attentive lion always eats their prey, but a neglectful lion will go hungry in the night. In matters of business and work, the stoner Leo must avoid multi tasking and knock tasks down one at a time. A cluttered desk and mind will allow negative action to creep in from the sun’s powerful rays.

The sun will burn bright for the stoner Leo in June regarding cannabis companions. Action is imminent! Could it be time to leave an established smoke circle and set off on an adventure to find new cosmic cannabis travelers? Perhaps the opposite is true and the stoner Leo will blaze fresh bowls with old cannabuddies. The sun’s position implies there will be action one way or another in the month of June stoner Leo. It will be best to pack a bowl for two.

Single or married, the exposure of the sun will bring bright action to the stoner Leo in matters of love. Relax and maintain that confident composure. Puff puff breathe and let anxiety wash away. The bright action will most likely be positive and enhance your life position as long as you stay true to who you are internally and be honest with those closest to you. After all, you are a lion. King of the zodiac jungle.

GEMINI JUNE 2017

Stoner Gemini can you feel the metamorphosis happening? The first month of the summer time period will mark a significant step in your internal growth from a caterpillar to a butterfly. Take a journey with the sacred herb early in June. Travel far outside of yourself and then look back. This major life stage growth should be visible to see with your third eye. Your life cycle is laid out before you, and you are on the verge of a transition. Push your meditative smoke sessions to higher levels stoner Gemini, and see yourself for who you are and who you will become.

The universe is providing support for the stoner Gemini in June. This support cannot be taken for granted. It will be critical to be attentive and confident in tackling problems that arise. Ignoring or leaving problems for later will be punished by harsh cosmic winds. Don’t be a lazy stoner. Attentive decision making will be supported greatly by universal blessings.

The transitional month of June is also a time for second chances. Now is the time to get your resume in the right hand or start that small business you have been day dreaming about. Old failures or missed opportunities can be puff puff passed into yesterday. Now is the time to look at tomorrow.

Strike down fear and insecurity stoner Gemini. Emotional growth is built upon introspection and confidence. Do not equivocate. Move forward with strength and resolve. Transformation and growth will impact your cannabis companions, loved ones, and your family.

CAPRICORN JUNE 2017

Stoner Capricorn the first month of the summer time period will bring you as much warmth from the universe as you put into it. Blaze one up and allow your inner love and kindness to flow freely in June. You alone are responsible for your emotions and image that you project onto the world and cannabis companions. Take charge in the month of June, and lead your fellow cosmic travellers down a path to blissful enlightenment.

Take time early in the month of June to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus your meditative smoke session on prosperity and confidence. The stars are shining down on you stoner Capricorn. Now is the time to turn that hobby into a business. Perhaps a cannabusiness is what you desire. The month of June is a great time to get started. Be mindful that in order to establish something you must lead with decisive confidence. Do not allow others to steer you astray.

The same theme of leadership and confidence should be applied to your personal life. Now is the time for comfort and clarity. There are many buds on the tree stoner Capricorn. June is a great time to assess cannabis companions and smoke circles to make sure the interests of the many align with your heart and ambition. It’s not egotistical or snobby to trim the dead leaves away from the healthy plant. The current cosmic winds are kind so whatever decision you make will work out for you. Do not allow negativity or emotional recklessness derail your positive vibe.

SCORPIO JUNE 2017

Stoner Scorpio the first summer month of June is destined to be a cosmic blessing. The current planetary alignment will bolster your strengths and push your weaknesses to the side. This reading does not involve luck stoner Scorpio, positive results will require your own intentions and inventions. Such a positive position of universal forces leaves you untethered to all varieties of the sacred herb. However, with that being said, each stoner Scorpio is an individual responsible for themselves, and internal knowledge of which species and strains have desired effects should be analyzed. Two strong attributes will affect the positive month of June for the stoner Scorpio: Creativity and communication.

Creativity will be critical to the stoner Scorpio in the work sphere. Meditative smoke sessions will not necessarily drive the creativity, but you will be able to gain new perspective on each situation. This new perspective will open up immense possibilities. Before you become overwhelmed with all the possibilities and ideas, be forewarned that a strategy and plan of action will also be required to implement your creative tactics and solutions. Don’t take on more than you can implement or else the cosmic support could fall under the weight of your ambition.

Stoner Scorpio, communication will be a primary tool not only to receive the planetary support for the June time period, but also to keep negativity at bay. You can use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand and avoid secretive pitfalls of your nature. Trust in the universe and yourself. Let down your guard and receive the warm cosmic wind intended for you in June. You are wonderful, allow yourself to show others. New cannabis companions await for new adventures. Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. With this new found communicative ability and positive results, do not become anxious or egotistical. All things require balance and understanding.

CANCER JUNE 2017

Stoner Cancer the first month of summer will be an important time period for personal growth. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on internal confidence and trust. Trust in your inner voice and third eye vision will be tantamount to your success in June stoner Cancer. A keen alertness will be required. But not toward defense of negative situations, but an alertness toward your own intuition and perception.

Corporate warriors stuck in the grind of the machine will experience an awakening in the June time period. This awakening will be a revelation from your third eye and result in a new vision of yourself in the cogs of the mechanistic structure you find yourself trapped within. This new vision and new found understanding will mark a pivot point in your employment. Revelations like this can be overwhelming. Take a stress relieving toke of the sacred herb and contemplate what you shall do with this new found discovery.

Small business owners, stay at home parents, and the unemployed shall not have the drastic realization as their corporate brother. The June time period will be less active for them. However, be mindful of monetary decisions. Smart decisions in the first summer month can lead to a payout in the latter stages of the year. June isn’t the time to buy those Shine gold rolling papers:)

In the personal sphere of life for the stoner Cancer, life will be quite pleasant in the June time period. Cosmic winds will be at a minimum and fairly neutral. This is a great time to reacquaint and reaffirm relationships with cannabis companions. The neutral station of the universe towards the stoner Cancer means that impactful results in the form of relationships will be at a minimum. Adventures out in nature is a great way to solidify relationships with cannabis companions. #enjoy

VIRGO MAY 2017

Stoner Virgo, the sun will be shining on you in the final Spring time period. The sun does not represent fortune or an easy path stoner Virgo. It represents action and impact. Your decisions and work will definitely show results in the May time period. However, the equivocation of my words represent the dynamic nature of these results. The sunshine of May promises action, but not necessarily positive action.

Early in the month, puff puff plan with the sacred herb. It will be important to see the world from high in the clouds. With this high view with a third eye lense you will be able to see the landscape in front of you and plan for the action ahead. For entrepreneurs and workers stuck in the grind of the machine, this 10,000 foot view of the working landscape will provide more insight into how to approach problems that lay ahead. Remember stoner Virgo, action will be sure to result from your decisions in May. If the results of decisions are unclear, then maybe the problem or project should be left for a future time period. The view from high in the clouds should give you better perspective early in the month on how to proceed.

With all these words of warning stoner Virgo, understand that the sun is shining down on you. With a puff puff plan of attack and third eye vision, you will most definately see the action you desire from your efforts.

In the sphere of love and emotion, the stoner Virgo should not look for the impactful action expected in the work sphere. Understand that any negative emotional experience with family or a cannabis companion can be simply rectified with a sincere apology. Communication and patching up little squabbles is important for all parties. Single stoner Virgos must watch out for money issues with new love interests. Do not read into the relation of money or spending on the inner thoughts of a new love interest or cannabis companion.

I have a playlist song for you this month stoner Virgo. Gain confidence from the tune, T.G.I.F by Kid Cudi.

TAURUS MAY 2017

Stoner Taurus, the final Spring time period will be a positive time period, even if you may not realize it every moment. Cosmic forces have gathered to bestow upon the stoner Taurus a twinkle of luck in May. This blessing of fortune will be in relation to work and money, but at the very least it will also influence enjoyment of work and coworkers. There will also be evidence of “luck” in the stoner Taurus’ love life in the May time period, but this sprinkle of luck may not be so easily recognizable upon first glance.

Warning: Be sure to keep your cannabis activism and enjoyment separate from your work sphere in the May time period. Enjoyment of work and your coworkers will lead to a relaxed attitude. Coming together with coworkers and enjoying your work days will be a blessing, but understand the separation of work and play. There will be plenty of time to burn one down with your cannabis companions after the day of work is done.

How exciting stoner Taurus! The May time period will bring the opportunity to expand your influence and reward in the workplace. Whether you work for the man and expand your role, or work for yourself and expand your empire; expansion is the key word presented to all stoner Tauruses in May.

It is the sphere of love and companionship that becomes the most complex in May stoner Taurus. You will need the full vision of your third eye to gain patience and understanding through cloudy circumstances. Meditative smoke sessions will benefit the stoner Taurus tremendously in this regard. It will be imperative to see the unseen in matters of love and companionship. The sacred herb will help you see through the ambiguity of fake news, and understand the positivity available through truth. There may be a universal bait and switch on your plans with love and companionship. Things may not turn out in any way along the timeline or path you’ve laid out. Trust and understand that the cosmos is on your side with positivity despite any breaks in your immediate plans.

SCORPIO MAY 2017

Stoner Scorpio, the universe is about to take you on a ride. The May time period will be like that strong edible you accidentally ate too much of. Cosmic waves of emotion and experience will wash over you in May. Just when things calm to the point of understanding, the next set of waves will hit. Don’t be scared. This flurry of activity is not negative in nature or punishing in action.

Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. The gates have closed, safety straps are in place, and the ride is in motion. Understanding the why’s and the how’s of this universal carnival ride is unobtainable. Relax and trust in the cosmos that everything will be allright. Whenever you find yourself contemplating the reasoning of the universe and your place on this edible roller coaster of endless crashing waves, breathe and let it be. All safety equipment is in place, so let go and enjoy the ride.

Control is not something you struggle with stoner Scorpio. Giving up control to the universe will be mandatory to surviving the twists and turns of the cosmic blessing thrown at you in the final Spring time period. In the end: Trust your environment. Trust your cannabis companions. Trust your judgement. Trust your loved ones. Trust you will come down. This trust and belief will keep you safe on the wild journey of May. Negativity will only creep in if you try to control or understand the nature of the cosmic ride. Yes stoner Scorpio, I usually encourage depth of thought and inner understanding, but in May ignorance is bliss! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on repair and rest versus contemplation and guidance.

Playlist songs have been coming to me this month. The playlist song for the stoner Scorpio in May is Float On by Modest Mouse.

SAGITTARIUS MAY 2017

Sagittarius, the seeds that you planted months ago are beginning to ripen and bear fruit. That is to say, your investments are clearly paying off. As long as you keep your focus on the final goals and do your best to maintain this level of achievement, you will be able to continue this positive momentum. Keep on and smoke strong, stoner Sag, but don’t lose sight of your ultimate goals. Whether you measure your success by monetary values or interpersonal relationships, you can expect to see continual growth. If you are willing to invest in your new undertakings the way you have into past endeavors, then there is no reason you should not experience similar success.

With regards to the workplace, Sagittarius, the best advice is to “dream big!” Don’t sell yourself short, Sag. The only person that can hold you back is you. While there will always be critics to tell you what you can’t do, it will be up to you to show them exactly what you can achieve. Regardless of how close you are to your coworkers, it is probably best to keep your success separate from your smoke circle. Sometimes, you will need to blow off steam about your work peers, and it will be best to do so with confidants that you don’t work alongside.

While you might want to share some of your positive achievements or help those around you succeed, sometimes you have to let others go it alone. You may offer your support to those close to you, but you cannot do everything for them. The best thing you can do is to be a shining example. Instead of being the one who always rolls one up, it is better to teach others how to roll on their own. This way, you can enable others to be successful without having to rely exclusively on your help.

PISCES MAY 2017

Stoner Pisces, you have much that you can accomplish, so do not fear when things do not fall in-line with your intended goals. You have spent the time looking forward to the goals you have in mind, and you will be successful in accomplishing said results. So, don’t get burdened down by the bumps in the road, or let the pessimistic thoughts distract you from your official goals. The stars are on your side and seek to advance your goals, without trying your intentions too much.

When it comes to the work environment, you have much to gain by staying the course. Your personal success, will only spill over into the workplace and your peers will only benefit from your positive example. Remember that when issues arise, that they may be self-inflicted. As long as you are able to keep the long-term as your main focus, the small things will resolve themselves. You have your own list of, ‘to-dos.’ If you are able to maintain this focus on the goals you wish to accomplish, then nothing will stand in the way of reaching success.

You may be apprehensive, Stoner Pisces, but when it comes to new endeavors, do not fear embarking into new territories. In order to maintain your current relations, little will be required. Therefore, you will have plenty of resources that will encourage new interactions and encounters. As long as you have your closest cannabis companions nearby, you will be ready to handle the unexpected surprises when they occur. You have set into motion the actions necessary to achieve your desired outcome. If you are able to maintain this focus, then you will arrive at your desired results.

LIBRA MAY 2017

Stoner Libra, the universe will test your skills at twisting and turning in the May time period. But this test falls right into your skill set to seek balance in problems and opportunities. Twist one up and burn one down stoner Libra; your skills are suited for success in the final Spring month. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on success and confidence. The stars have aligned to bless you with a fruitful month, but do not reach for the stars. The only cosmic limitations placed on your success will be the highs of your achievements.

Tasks and problems in the workplace will be no match for you stoner Libra. As you bend, twist, and turn your way through May you will feel like a magician, impressing all around you. As your confidence grows and problems are whisked away with your magic morphing skills, remember that there is a ceiling to your powers and achievements. As long as you maintain a conservative path with your efforts, you should be able to conquer all. Let’s save that half gram dab or multi gram joint for another time stoner Libra.

The same positive cosmic influence regarding situations of love and companionship will hold true in the May time period. That person you’ve had your eye on … that smoke circle you’ve wanted to join … that family member you’ve wished to come closer … all reasonable desires are possible in May stoner Libra. As long as you don’t ask too much of those around you, everything is attainable. Cosmic kush smoke signals can definitely be seen regarding the possibilities of increasing your social smoke circle. Have confidence in yourself and your socially adaptive skills stoner Libra. Add Baby I’m a Star by Prince to your playlist. This will be a great mantra or theme for the stoner Libra in May.

LEO MAY 2017

Stoner Leo, the yellow brick road will disappear in May. Though you will lose sight f the path in front of you, this does not mean you will lose direction of forward progress. Resolve and resilience must outweigh reluctance and reticence in the May time period stoner Leo. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on a deep dive into your inner self. Personal understanding and confidence will be the key to unlocking the cosmic blessing of May.

Things will not go your way in the May time period stoner Leo; at least not at first, or even second attempts. Your cannabis companions, family, and coworkers will be relying on you to get up and try try again. Inhale the magic wonder of the sacred herb. Meditative smoke breaks will allow new ideas and a new direction to form around the obstacle blocking your path. Perseverance isn’t banging your head repeatedly against a wall. It is the confidence to try again with renewed energy and effort.

The most important aspect of the May time period is confidence you will find the path once again through the cosmic fog. Be warned stoner Leo, there will be repercussions if you fall into the trap of depression and/or self pity. Know yourself and your kind selections. It may be best to stay away from deep Indica strains if you are susceptible to coping and self pity. An energetic Sativa or hybrid may be your prescription to problem solving in May.

Reluctance to form a new plan or reassess your surroundings will leave you stuck in cosmic limbo. You aren’t just fighting for yourself stoner Leo, your perseverance will impact cannabis companions, family, and coworkers. These sage words apply to both your work sphere and personal life. With confidence, attentiveness, and determination you will be able to solve any problem and leap any obstacle in your way in the final Spring month.

GEMINI MAY 2017

Stoner Gemini, your quest for higher highs will be attainable in the final Spring time period. Cosmic influences have aligned to provide your largest desires an opportunity of fulfillment. It doesn’t matter which side of your personality you choose unveil in May, there will only be one antagonist capable of keeping you from great highs. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self confidence stoner Gemini. The largest limitation to achievement in the May time period will be the restrictions you place on yourself.

You can achieve great results in the workplace stoner Gemini. Most profits will come from plans and action you have already laid the groundwork for. Now is the time for decisive bold actions to achieve your goals. Both Gemini stoners stuck in the corporate grind, and stoner Gemini business owners can benefit from cosmic blessings in May. Self confidence and definitive action will lead you down a golden path. However, be forewarned stoner Gemini, self confidence is very different from self serving. Do not discard the thoughts or emotions of your fellow cosmic travelers or the universal blessing could flip in a negative direction.

Positive treatment of loved ones and cannabis companions will be tantamount to success in the sphere of emotion and love for the stoner Gemini in the final Spring time period. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Understanding the perspective of others will help you navigate emotional land mines that may pop up like spring flowers. As long as you feed your head with positive mantras you will keep your head with others. Empathy and sympathy will bring you closer to cosmic travelers that may not have the same universal blessings as you do in May. Take time to share a bowl with a friend and listen to their troubles, then you can share with them all of your plans to conquer the world.

CAPRICORN MAY 2017

Stoner Capricorn, the final time period of Spring will require great strength. You will not be moving mountains, actually the opposite stoner Capricorn. Internal strength will be required to plot forward despite no universal support on your side. Picture yourself in the eye of a storm. Violent movement and action swirls around you, but in the eye of the storm you are left stagnant and frozen. Long Term planning and instinctual vision will be hampered in May. These words are not an omen of destruction stoner Capricorn, but simple a guide to understanding your position in May.

Early in the May time period, curl up with a nice deep purple kush Indica. Allow yourself entertainment time with the sacred herb to better understand your position in May. Movies like Cube, Life of Pi, and Snowpiercer would be perfect for this relaxing movie night. We may all be trapped at one point in life, but in the end everything will work out.

Don’t misunderstand stoner Capricorn; the cosmos has not cursed you in the May. There are plenty of actions you can take to combat this stagnant period to progress your agenda. The most important actions focus on the short term. At work and in life, tackle the problems and tasks that are right in front of you. Knocking immediate tasks off your to do list will help prepare you for when the storm returns to life.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb are best alone in May stoner Capricorn. Your cannabis companions will not understand the universal stagnation you’ve been dropped into. By focusing on yourself, and plotting forward with an immediate to do list, you will float through May with a better understanding of your surroundings. Just like that trippy movie, at the end of the time period the sunshine of summer and the warm breath of the cosmos will bring a new light to your life.

CANCER MAY 2017

Stoner Cancer, this May, it will be best to keep your roll to a slower pace. As long as you invest the time in planning out your endeavors, you will meet your goals with success. The biggest obstacle you will face this month is ambiguity. If you do not have a set destination, you run the risk of being easily blown off course. But, Cancer, this does not have to be the case. Your only limitation will be the strength of your imagination. As one wise lyricist once said, “the sky’s the limit.”

In order to accomplish the goals you do set in place, the best strategy will be to keep moving. While it may take additional energies to build this momentum, it will be easy to maintain once you’ve gotten started. What this means in the workplace is to not let setbacks hold you back. A failure is simply the opportunity to learn new approaches to older problems. In order to produce the most effective results, it is recommended that you use the buddy system. Your peers at work may be facing the same obstacle of stagnancy. If you address each task as a team, you will accomplish greater success.

While the majority of your energy should be invested into your work, the leftovers should be spent on family and friends. The old adage that sharing is caring should be taken seriously. Maybe you scored an extra special stash–it would go to waste if you don’t invite others to enjoy the sacred herb. Anytime will be a good time to burn a bowl with your bosom buds. Those closest to you have new and exciting undertakings of their own to share. Take the time to talk. But, don’t forget to be a good listener.

ARIES MAY 2017

Stoner Aries, be prepared to have a magnificent month this May. The longer the days become, the more adventure will be able to fit into your waking hours. You should use the spring season to its greatest potential–get out there and explore, your mission is to make new discoveries. With all the novel experiences you will have, remember to go with your gut. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. So, the best advice is to enjoy what you find, but remember to keep yourself grounded. You can roll one up, or keep your travel pipe ready, just avoid a hazy head. There will be no point in finding new things if you do not maintain the mental clarity needed to enjoy them.

Although you may have to increase your efforts at the workplace, don’t worry, your investments will pay off. Just like in your personal spheres, now is the time to pursue novel approaches to old tasks. Your creative ideas will only help to simplify processes at work and improve the efficiency of everyone on the team. During the month of May you will have an aura that others are sure to notice. Your good attitude and sense of humor will help to make work feel a lot less like work. While you will help to make work more fun, don’t lose sight of the tasks at hand. Equally important, however, will be to use your down time to recharge those batteries. While you will have great success in all the projects you take on, don’t forget to take it easy when time permits. To avoid becoming sluggish, stick to those uplifting Sativas. The worst thing that you could do this month is waste all of your potential by being stuck on the couch.

Aries, it will be important to stay steadfast. Don’t be afraid to stop and smell the flowers. It is even recommended that you take the time to smoke the flowers if the situation presents itself. But, don’t become so self-centered that you forget to share with those closest to you. You will reach your destination as long as you know where you’re headed before you begin your journey. And, never be afraid to ask for guidance or advice when you need it. Your friends and family will have your back, always. But, they may not offer a helping hand if they didn’t know that you needed assistance.

AQUARIUS MAY 2017

Stoner Aquarius, perhaps for the month of May, it is best recommended that you seek out some of those stickiest of Sativas. While the universe will not necessarily be an adversary, you will definitely find yourself tested on your problem solving skills. That sacred sativa will provide that extra boost needed and help you to tap into your more creative side. Remember Aquarius, if there is a solution to the problem that you are facing, then there is nothing to worry about. And, equally, if there is no solution, then there is nothing to worry about. So, do not waste energies on unsolvable issues. Instead, invest your talents and focus on tackling the problems that come your way one at a time. As long as you do not spread your efforts too thin, there will be no obstacle too great to overcome.

If you are feeling like the odds are stacked against you with regards to aspects in the workplace, proceed with the confidence that there will be no puzzle that you will not be able to solve. The best advice will be to keep your nose to the grind and have that freshly ground herb at the ready. Be careful to ensure that these areas are kept separate. The only foreseeable problems will arise if you are unable to keep your work and play times distinct from one another. Use your smoke sessions to reflect on and establish the goals that will lead to success in the workplace. As long as you have invested the time necessary to come to solid conclusions, you will be able to work towards and accomplish all your aspirations.

Whether you will decide to cement your current relationship, or break apart and pursue new personal prospects, the spring season will bring about new approaches to old connections. You may find that you and your closest smoking partner are ready to take it to a new level. Equally possible, you may realize that the grass really is greener on the other side and set your sight on new pastures. Regardless of the path that you choose, know that this decision will be for the better.

LEO APRIL 2017

Stoner Leo, laziness is the enemy in the April time period. The second spring month is quite unusual for the stoner Leo. Obstacles will be easily dismissed and problems will be easily solved, but no major developments will come from this stage of life. The most important aspect of the April time period will be your attentiveness and production towards normal tasks that come your way. Sounds boring doesn’t it stoner Leo, but there is real magic behind the grind of April.

As long as you stay moving and stay task oriented, you should find no resistance stoner Leo. Allow yourself to sink deeper into a meditative smoke session early in the month. The deeper you go within yourself the more helpful the sacred herb can be. Before a house can be built you need a foundation. Before a foundation can be poured you need a design. The April time period will be a great time to work on those designs that can impact your life into the future. Be sure to grab your journal, spiral notebook, or laptop stoner Leo; because the ideas and designs of today could become the business and buildings of the future.

For matters of love and companionship Stoner Leo, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep inside yourself. Introspection is the key to seeing how loved ones and cannabis companions perceive you. This insight will serve you well in matters of love and companionship this month. Communication isn’t just using words stoner Leo, it’s understanding how others perceive these words. Taking your communication skills to this next level will be a great tool in connecting with those most important to you in the April time frame.

ARIES APRIL 2017

Last month was about becoming aware, stoner Aries. Now that you are more aware, April of 2017 will demand that you realize and accept all of yourself. The road of self actualization will fulfill your soul’s deepest longings. Keep an indica heavy strain around for all the self reflection that you’ll be doing this month.

Self actualization is a deeply intimate process. You will feel like you want to shut yourself up and learn as much as possible. Unfortunately, you’ll need to do just the opposite. The beauty of the cosmos is blessing you with inner knowledge, social excitement and working success. There ain’t no rest for the wicked…so get to work!

Stoner Aries, the working sphere will be quite the showcase of your talents in the April time period. Last month you paved the way for your success today. This month you will show everyone how to work it with a mastery that even you have not seen. You must remember to mind your p’s and q’s when it comes to how you deal with your co-workers or business partners. Selfish endeavours will do you no justice either; so when in doubt, take a break, hit the vape and meditate.

Love and harmony are within your grasp stoner Aries. Love is about respect for one another, not serving or being served. Is your current love journey about you as a couple, or just you, or just them? Look deep within yourself during your meditative smoke session. Make sure you are on the right track. If you are, then grab your lover and get moving! You need to do things and feel things and well…Live! Do not be excessive, but do enjoy yourself. If you’re single, all your inner work will pay off by the end of the April time period! Happy Spring Aries, 2017 is your year!

GEMINI APRIL 2017

Stoner Gemini, Spring is finally here! You may have noticed the longer days, and the greater intake of the sun’s rays leaves you feeling energized like you can take on the world. The good thing is that the universe will demand little to nothing from you. This doesn’t mean that you should slack off to just scrape by. Instead, use this unique opportunity to pursue your own wish list. Since your calendar is open, you are free to fill it with whatever you desire. Take a hike, find that secluded waterfall and claim it as your newest smoke spot accomplishment! Whatever it is you do, stay busy. It would be a terrible waste of your great potential if you expend those energies sitting on the couch. As long as you plan for these adventures, you will add many memorable moments to your life this April.

At work stoner Gemini, you will be a source of light, guidance, and inspiration. Whether you are the business owner, part of the management team, or the newest addition to the team, your peers and coworkers will come to you for advice. And, for good reason. Be sure to keep your hard work separate from your meditative smoking sessions. Your noticeable successes will be one reason people value your input. By separating your times for grinding hard at work and grinding up your favorite cannabis strain, you will maintain a clear mind which will keep you in high regard with your peers.

What is best stoner Gemini, is no one, especially on the homefront, will hold you back in this April time period. Cannabis companions will not be demanding or needy this month. Instead of draining you of your good vibes, they will be sure only to amplify this positivity. Remember that if you want company on your journey, you only need to ask anyone of your many cannabis companions. They will be more than willing to join you in your smokin shenanigans. And while it is always recommended that you stop to smell the flowers, don’t overindulge. Too much of a good thing or too much time spent over analyzing your decisions can ruin even the most magical moments.

AQUARIUS APRIL 2017

Stoner Aquarius, you may want to feel overwhelmed with all the dynamic changes that will be swirling around you this month. But, stay calm, have the pipe handy, and remember that all these changes will be for your benefit. Regardless of what your plans are, it will be important to have a plan. As long as you are prepared, the unexpected will have much less of an impact. You are more than able to steer events and shape them to your likings, as long as you are able to see through the smoke.

If you are looking to explore new openings in the workplace, do not be too hasty. Although some say that the herb is greener on the other side, do not be too quick to leave your current employment situation, especially if you cannot identify any particular grievance. Now, if you want to investigate other facets that may improve your financial well being, go for it. However, it will be important to strike a balance between pursuing something new and maintaining that which sustains you. This will require some meditation with the sacred herb in the beginning stage of the month. Relax and allow yourself a little time for the brain to be a bit hazy. We’re not talking dazed and confused status, but, if you roll one up and burn one down, when the smoke clears you will have better perspective on how to proceed.

While you might experience many novel experiences in the spiritual or work spheres stoner Aquarius, your home life will be your safe space. Whether you are flying solo, or partnered with a special someone, those around you will demand very little from you. This means you can invest your energies specifically where you want to. Without much being required of you, you will be more ready to help others when you can. Whether it’s being a helping hand, open ear, or simply packing a bowl big enough for two, you will only be a blessing to those fortunate enough to know you.

CANCER APRIL 2017

Stoner Cancer April 2017 has the probability to be surprisingly nice for you. Your goal this month is to keep yourself in check, take the high road where needed, and roll with all the new news that will come your way. You have the opportunity this month to really shine your love light on all the cannabis companions who surround you.

Your inner circle of family and friends holds great warmth and some surprising news. It may not affect you directly, but this news will bring great joy to you and them. Rejoice with your loved ones with a nice round of medibles. Retell old stories and start forging the new ones. This will truly be a month to remember. If you are blessed with older relatives, go out of your way to be considerate. They may be in need of your assistance but too independent or stubborn to ask. Just by showing up you will make a difference. You might want to pack an extra bud or two to share with them even if they have never taken you up on it before! How exciting stoner Cancer!

A meditative smoke session focused on the obstacles of work will be required in the early part of April stoner Cancer. Although, these obstacles should be few to none, luck always favors the prepared. You may find this month to be the one where you actually start taking steps toward that new business venture you’ve been talking about. If that is so, follow your intuition and utilize meditative smoke sessions to guide you. These meditative experiences will bring clarity you’ve long needed to move forward. For those Cancers who are happily employed, independence and confidence will carry you a long way this month. Do not hesitate in your decision making. It will all work out in the end!

PISCES APRIL 2017

Stoner Pisces, you are a far cry away from being called a “bad fish.” If anything, you can be found guilty of caring too much. So, let it be said, that this month, you do not have to feel weird if you decide that you want to focus on yourself or specifically on your inner circle. It will be important this month to find your balance between quantity and quality. If you find yourself smoking less, that may be okay as you will notice that the quality of your green has increased exponentially. And, while your smoking credentials are expanding, so will be your smoking circle. Whether it’s finding new cannabis companions, or simply a new smoke buddy to help you work through your sacred stash, you can expect to add new people to your friend list.

Just like in the day-to-day operations, it will benefit Pisces to keep an open mind when it comes to the working sphere. While you might want to focus on quality over quantity with regards to what you put in your pipe, in the workplace, explore as many plans of action as you can. While not all ideas will be worth keeping or implementing, within the diversity of your investment, you are sure to find some positive returns. Remember stoner Pisces, you are the one who best knows your limits. Even though you might benefit from expanding your horizons, nobody expects you to do it all. If you do find that you’ve taken on too much, take time and take a toke. Taking a step back is more than okay. The whole point of expanding your options is so that you can find the opportunity that is most worth pursuing.

Whether you are a single Pisces, or currently have that special person always ready to share a bowl, remember that you can’t help others unless you have taken care of yourself. One thing that people around you have come to rely on is your honesty. If situations arise that you think require your input, speak up. Don’t worry, your voice will not cause problems on the home front. If anything, it will clear up confusion and allow you and those closest to you, to experience spiritual advancement and growth.

VIRGO APRIL 2017

Stoner Virgo, 2017 has been and will be an exciting year of rapidly changing dynamics, but the April time period will run counter to this fast flow. The question is this: Can you handle a time period of peaceful endeavors stoner Virgo? There may be a feeling of terror and apprehension at the thought of nothing to do, but this period of peaceful calm is a tremendous opportunity. A quiet mind allows a creative soul to come to the forefront.

Relax stoner Virgo. Breathe and let it be. As you meditate with the sacred herb this month, focus on projects and endeavors that you are passionate about. So often you place these desires to the side in favor of the task at hand. The universe has opened up a peaceful window where these tasks will not be tantamount to your success. So peacefulness will not be complacency, it will be an opportunity to expand the desires from within. The sacred herb will help you see these long repressed interests and desires.

Work flow will not be unusual. Whether you are stuck in the corporate grind or swashbuckling your own way through the capitalistic structure, there will still be problems and obstacles in your way. With a confident calm you should be able to solve and move beyond any of these obstacles placed in front of you.

The same calm theme will be present in your personal life stoner Virgo. April is not the time to force the issue at hand or over communicate. Sometimes friendship and love is about allowing someone to be the themselves and giving them the opportunity to solve and grow from their mistakes. For single Virgos, meeting someone new isn’t always from a romantic perspective. Even simple acquaintances or chance encounters can become life-long cannabis companions.

It’s not a waste of time stoner Virgo. It’s time for you.

TAURUS APRIL 2017

Stoner Taurus, you of all people know better than anyone your likes, goals, and aspirations. The advice this April will be no different from previous months: it will always be best to stick to your roots, as they are well established and run deep. It may be best to stick with those sticky indicas. Or, avoid sativas in general, as they can cause the mind to wander too far from your current and successful path.

Do not fret, tokin’ Taurus. If you feel like work has become suddenly very routine, this is nothing to worry about because your efforts continue to produce successful results. Now, if you notice a decrease in your productivity, then by all means try a new approach. And if you do feel bored, find new ways of challenging yourself. Whether it’s taking on new tasks and responsibilities in the workplace, or finally hiking to that new smoke spot your co-worker has been raving about…it’s up to you to keep things fresh. Especially since work will not drain any significant amount of your energies, you will have plenty motivation left to smoke good once your work is finished.

Stick close to and stand by your most inner circle Taurus. You are likely to encounter more than one new face who wants their bad vibes to become yours. Remember, you have too much to do and so many loved ones who you already know want to share a smile and help you to smoke away those ill wills. So don’t get caught following others down their dreary paths. Blaze one up and be your own trail blazer. You ignite a spark in those nearest to you. Invite them to tag along. Together you will be headed towards better days and good vibes. Stay strong and smoke on stoner Taurus.

SCORPIO APRIL 2017

A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to walk down this path. Seek spiritual enlightenment often during your meditative sessions with the sacred herb. This month any strain will do so pick your favorite and keep it close at hand.

The world of work for the stoner Scorpio may change drastically in a fabulous direction. Whatever your job is now continue with your positive work ethic and keep your eyes peeled at the same time. The hard work will keep your successful momentum up and help keep you aware of your surroundings. Stoner Scorpios are eloquent in finding niche problems and turning them into successful endeavours. What do you see that you can turn into a full time job? This month will show you just that if you choose to move forward. Be mindful of your mouth this month and all good shall come to pass.

Speaking of passing…make sure you pass that joint to the left when with your inner circle! March is a fine time to keep only your most trusted friends around. In fact I’d wager to say that you shouldn’t bring on any cannabis companions until summer. Any conflict you have with family or friends will arise only to point out something that should be rather obvious. Look at it from all directions then take action to correct it. If you’re single, well it’s your month! That long awaited relationship can be yours for the taking. Don’t let your ego get in the way. Smoke about it, feel it, act on it.

All in all stoner Scorpio, there is a path you’ve been looking for that awaits you. Will you ride the waves of your destiny?

LIBRA APRIL 2017

Stoner Libra, the April time period will be adventurous and productive. The planets have aligned to put in you in a position for success and good fortune. However, the universe is only blessing you with the gift of support stoner Libra. Blessings and gifts of good fortune will only come with action and diligence.

It’s time to take a tolerance break stoner Libra. One of the magical aspects of the sacred herb is that it is not physically addictive. Any dependence or reliance on the sacred herb is in your head. You have always been in control of the green road you follow. It’s time to turn off the green road and pave a new path for the second spring month. You will always be able to find your way back to the green road when the time is right.

The cosmos will be supportive of decisive action and community participation in April stoner Libra. Both in the work life and love life, all blessings will be up to your concentrated effort. Now is the time to participate in any team building exercises at work or volunteer for any projects within your company. What are you interested in stoner Libra? Seek out a group centered around your passion. Whether you organize or simply participate, networking with your fellow cannabis companions will be crucial to personal success. Maybe there is a hike you and your cannabis companions have always wanted to tackle. Maybe you have discussed an “art night.” The time is now to get out there and mingle.

With a clear head and ambitious spirit, the April time period will bear delicious fruit. The key will be diligent concentration and strong decision making.

CAPRICORN APRIL 2017

Stoner Capricorn, Mars and the Moon have aligned to bring you a satisfying and relaxing month of April. The easy flow of the universe will make simple problems and obstacles bounce off you with an ease you normally do not feel. Now is the time stoner Capricorn! You can break out that sweet Indica green your mom warned you about. A nice meditative session with couch lock can be a healing and recuperative state. Do not misinterpret my words stoner Capricorn; rest, recuperation, and an easy flow are not excuses for inaction or laziness.

Work must still be done in the April time period stoner Capricorn. But the cosmos has blessed you with a warm wind to help you with comfortable accomplishments. The key to the April time period is independent thought. During your meditative smoke sessions in April try to focus on what makes you unique, and how you approach situations & problems. Start the month with an intent towards organization. Uncluttering your mind will help your thoughts and decisions flow more freely. All of this will help as the universal flow will be calm and supportive.

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.” Not always stoner Capricorn. Towards the end of the April time period, do not let the easy flow of the universe distract you from solid decision making and constructive analysis. New cannabis companions should be vetted with objectivity. Do not turn a blind third eye towards enthusiastic new acquaintances.

SAGITTARIUS APRIL 2017

Stoner Sagittarius, this April you should expect much, but demand nothing. That is, the arrival of spring brings to you immense opportunities, both in the financial and personal spheres. However, while the possibilities for great success will be apparent, it will be completely your responsibility to seize upon this potential. It will be most important that you plant the seeds now, for the harvest which you wish to see later. No one is saying that getting what you want will be easy, but it is doable stoner Sagittarius. The more weeding through and refinement of the energies you invest today, will only result in greater quality of the results.

Work during the first month of spring, like the changing of the seasons, will prove to be quite dynamic. Unfortunately, you should not expect to see any radical or significant changes overall. As long as you keep your focus on the tasks in front of you, you’ll have plenty of time to pursue new adventures during your free time. It will be important to steer clear of coworkers that are giving off noticeable negative vibes. And, when it comes to sharing that sacred herb, do so only with those who you know will add, not subtract to the experience. With all the work ahead of you, it will be important to maximize your relaxation time by keeping the pipe packed, and ready to pass to your closest partners in chronic.

When it comes to your circle of love, stoner Sagittarius, it will be best to voice your emotions, openly and honestly. There will be no problems that arise that you will be unable to quickly resolve as long as you tackle these issues head on. And, if you are a single Sagittarius, the world is waiting for you. Bring your best bud and your positive attitude and you are sure to attract attention. You have high aspirations this month stoner Sagittarius. Keep your attention focused on these goals and you won’t have to look for greener grasses. You will notice that the garden you are cultivating will be more than fruitful in its harvest.