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Leo July 2017

Stoner Leo, cosmic rays of July will rain down on you with a wonderful ease. Obstacles, road blocks, and drama will run off you like that hot summer splash of mountain lake water. With attention and desire all obstacles will fall away at work offering an opportunity for expansion of influence and monetary success. The Sun’s dominant position predicts movement and action for the stoner Leo. With planetary support this action will undoubtedly be positive. This cosmic fortune will not be luck stoner Leo. Adaptability, awareness, and confidence will guide you as road markers and signposts along the journey.

There is a word that comes to me for the stoner Virgo for July: Bubbly. Do you own a bubbler? With a positive mantra and confidence at your core, there is no guidance or recommendation for a strain or species of the sacred herb in July. The sacred herb will prove to be a significant participant along your second summer month adventure. Open yourself up stoner Leo; remember that you are the sign of the lion. With logic, solid decision making, and reasonable expectations, you should flow through smoke circles with ease. July is the time to collect fellow cannabis companions. There are many creative journeys to come on this cosmic roller coaster, and it is better road with fellow cosmonauts. Whether at campfires, festivals, or smoke spots, you are sure to encounter like minded cannabis companions.

A word of warning for the second summer month. You cannot allow yourself to fall into couch lock and miss the world around you. Be alert and ready for opportunities. Quick changes in direction will be required to take advantage of opportunities. Only an attentive and diligent stoner Leo will be able to seize the full potential of the July moment. Remember, adaptability, awareness, and confidence will guide you to your glory stoner Leo.

Pisces July 2017

During the ever warming month of July, Stoner Pisces, it will be greatly important that you invest the energies needed to keep yourself grounded. You can expect a lot of new experiences and encounters in both your home and work life. With this being the case, it could be quite easy to find your head in the clouds with not a care in the world. Whether it requires you to pick up the pipe less, or doing the opposite, that is, finding a strain that will promote better mental focus and increase meditations—you know best what approach will be needed.

It is recommended that you do spend some of these meditative sessions contemplating where to go next in the workplace. There will be plenty of opportunities to apply for that advancement, or work towards better wages. But, be wary of rushing towards these ends, if you’ve not given your endeavors proper planning you should not be surprised if the results are not what you had hoped. With that being said, Stoner Pisces, this is a cautionary tale, not a warning. As long as you apply your creative tendencies towards each task in front of you, you could very well be running the business in no time.

The personal realm is where you will need to be most attentive, Stoner Pisces. Those who already know you, understand that you are reliable, fun, and generous. But, it will be those persons that you newly meet that you should not neglect. If you are single, you may meet your new best bud. This could be a new significant other, or simply a new friend or partner in chronic. For, Stoner Pisces that already find themselves in relationships, just remember to be your charming self. Be confident, pack that bowl for two, and share those special moments with those whom you are fortunate to already have as part of your inner smoking circle.

Virgo July 2017

Stoner Virgo July will be a positive time. Cosmic forces will shine down on you with a warmth like the summer sun. Are you clever enough to see all the rays within the star’s gaze? Impactful events are probable in July that will affect the remainder of the year. However, these “events” may be on another dimensional plane. Awareness stoner Virgo. To take full advantage of the opportunity ahead, you must be in tune with your third eye.

Think outside of your sphere, or bubble. Bob Marley famously said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” It’s not a smoke session without the meditation. Let’s not put a theme or a target on meditative smoke sessions in July. I have a feeling things will come quite naturally to you stoner Virgo. When you are high in the clouds you can see everything on the terrestrial platform, even yourself. July could offer consequential understanding key to long term success. Whatever success means, whether monetarily or with regards to a relationship, and even great conscious understanding; Let your third eye guide you.

Action will be required to take advantage of opportunities that come your way in July. Stay close to your trusted cannabis companions. Their help will solve obstacles that present themselves. Reluctance or complacency will be the only enemy for the stoner Virgo in July. DO NOT rely on the opinion or hand out from a casual smoke circle acquaintance. Their reliability may be like fools gold. Just remember stoner Virgo, you can see and solve all problems in July.

Love, passion, and human connection are in store for the single stoner Virgo. Yes, that adventurous side may come out in the second summer month. Embrace those quirks, after all didn’t they get you this far? Just remember as soon as you become too cool the universe will manifest a quick cold.

Cancer July 2017

Stoner Cancer, as we progress through the summer months, you will be in no short supply of opportunities for growth in most aspects of life. Perhaps you have been contemplating taking up a new hobby. Maybe you’ve never gotten around to learning how to roll one up. Or, maybe you want to venture into culinary experiments in the kitchen. And, even better, you could combine the two and try your hand at cooking with cannabis. Whatever your interests are, this July is the time for new undertakings. If you find yourself encountering obstacles that seem too much to handle, remember that you are surrounded by loved ones that will be more than glad to help in whatever way they can. If you are able to use the buddy system, you and your friends will prove to be an unstoppable team.

Your ability to see the bigger picture, Stoner Cancer, will prove to be your greatest asset in the workplace. The fact that you are able to look at what will come next will only inspire you to give your all to the tasks immediately in front of you. As long as you are able to leave the pipe at home and maintain a clear head when at work, you are likely to advance to a higher position and to be entrusted with more responsibilities. You may even discover that you are accomplishing your to-dos with a noticeable ease. If you find that work is not proving to be enough of a mental challenge, use your energies to channel change.

This July, Stoner Cancer, will present you with ample opportunity to extend your inner smoking circle, if you wish. Whether you are single or already have a certain cannabis companion, you will encounter new faces and potential friends. Just like at work, these longer days will be best suited for big thinking. While flying solo may not satisfy this need for accomplishing great things, if you those that are down to ride (or roll) with you, the level of accomplishment will only be magnified. So, as a group, figure out what wants to be done. Together, you are guaranteed to make it to your final destination.

Taurus July 2017

Stoner Taurus, you may have to control your excitement for the month of July. The sun is out and electricity will be flowing through your body, the air, and the Earth as if you are a part of one big ZING. You will have good reason to channel this universal kismet. The current planetary alignment will broaden expectations and horizons for the stoner Taurian. Early in the month take time to meditate with the sacred herb. The species and strain is of no consequence, but it will be imperative to balance your emotional subconscious. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should provide a calm understanding to the electric nature of forces around you. As long as you are truthful and empathetic to your fellow cosmic travelers, the second summer month should provide many blessings.

Achievements are close at hand in July stoner Taurus. Whether you seek monetary gain or project completion, it is all possible in the second summer month. This success will not be easily garnered from selfish or lone efforts. Seeking the advice, help, and work from others will greatly improve the likelihood of success. Clear communication isn’t just speaking your perspective, it is also understanding the perspective of others. With solid communication and team building, you will become a work dynamo in July stoner Taurus.

Romance and companionship will be under the complete control of the stoner Taurus in July. That’s not to say you will be in complete control, but you will be the master of your own reward … or demise. Understanding your desires will be the lock. Emotional balance will be the key. Look deep within yourself stoner Taurus. What do you want from your cannabis companions and loved ones? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek understanding deep within yourself, the information is there. Once you truly understand your internal desires, it will be key to maintain an emotional balance to achieve those desires. Don’t rush to judgement, and certainly do not jump without looking stoner Taurus.

Scorpio July 2017

Smokin’ Stoner Scorpio, some aspects that occur this month, may at first appear to be quite overwhelming. This in no way will be the case as long as you are able to focus and direct your efforts towards undertakings that you know will have more successful outcomes. This is not to be interpreted as taking the easy route, but rather being selected in how we invest our valuable resources. It will be important to use the sacred herb as a catalyst, not a crutch. Our favorite plant should not be used as an escape this month, otherwise summer will pass in a blur. Rather, use it during strategic moments when we know that we experience the most relaxing and rejuvenating results.

What will be most important this July, Stoner Scorpio, is that you do what you can to stick to the plan. It would be of little help to decide how best to invest your time, then allow yourself to become distracted by frivolous tasks. But, with your strong-willed nature, this should not be the likely case. While conflicts or obstacles may occur, remember that you have your peace pipe to help you to stay grounded. This shouldn’t be translated to “smoke ’em if you gott’em,” rather the simple reminder that when it is needed, you can find solace in a refreshing bowl of that comforting cannabis. Otherwise, if you are able to collaborate with your colleagues in the workplace, you should expect to encounter great progress within the company.

The least challenging facet of life this month, Stoner Scorpio, will be on the home front. As long you understand that loved ones and friends like you for you, there will be little need to put on a show. While you may know what is best for the group, remember to listen to those nearest. Although you might have the best idea for how to proceed, you don’t want to miss out on others’ perspective contributions. When it comes to family time, don’t rush. Make time to roll one up and let it slow burn. The days are the longest they will be all year–don’t cut this time short by being in too much of a hurry.

Libra July 2017

Hurray! Celestial forces have gathered to rally on behalf of the stoner Libra in the second summer month. This does not mean that you can sail through July with reckless abandon. Universal forces are on your side, but they will not actively clear a safe path. Meditative smoke sessions for the stoner Libra should focus on positivity and responsibility. Belief in yourself and accepting the blessings of the universe may seem like a simple concept, but it is something we all struggle with. Often our success comes from the situations we place ourselves in, not from fortune from the gods. Thus, positive mantras outward and self belief inward is where the magic of success manifests itself.

Responsibility in action will set up all of the success for the stoner Libra in July. Now is not the time to push the laws of physics or the laws of the land. It would be wise to measure your exuberance of the moment so as to make it to the next moment safely and without harm. Each stoner Libra is unique, and must take this message into account for their own situation.

Think and act with positivity stoner Libra. The second summer month will be a busy time. With a positive mood and spirit, fun can be found in any activity or place. When negativity creeps into your sphere, smoke about it and forget about it. Deflecting negativity, whether internal or external, is the key to avoiding drama and enjoying the outdoor activities of the summer months. New cannabis companions await out in the summer sun. There will be endless opportunities and options to enjoy July in the way you want.

Sagittarius July 2017

Stoner Sagittarius, in order for you to most enjoy the times of peace during the month of July, to truly soak up that freshly ground green goodness, it will be important that you keep up your metaphorical grind. By working hard, even when you think the problem is small or insignificant, you will be able to accomplish any task that comes your way. And when all the work is done, you will find yourself completely open to bask in all the magic that summer brings your way. Just be cautious to not spend too much time obsessing over the job at hand. Remember that the more energy spent on thinking about the problem, is less time invested actually working towards the solution.

You will build upon a substantial momentum, Stoner Sagittarius, the secret to success at work will be to keep this forward motion moving and to not slow down. Your peers will likely seek your advice or assistance on projects that may be stalled. Be confident in your abilities and let your efforts speak for themselves. If you are able to keep up the pace through the first half of the month, you will be able to plant the seeds that will flourish in later weeks. Just try to avoid spending too much time on any one task. If you are not immediately able to solve the puzzle, direct your efforts elsewhere until you can see how the pieces go together.

Because of all the movements you will make in the workplace, remember to use your personal time at home, to relax and recharge your batteries. Your closest cannabis companions will be there to remind you to slow it down, when time permits. And, those near to your heart will only help you to pursue your passions and keep you focused on getting the most out of your time together. Seize the summer, Stoner Sagittarius, and you will ensure that you will not be disappointed with adventures you encounter.

Gemini July 2017

Stoner Gemini the month of July offers a soothing break from the intense rapid fire nature of life. But can you guide a ship with no wind? As nature and senses come to a calm equilibrium, are you ready to curate your own kinetic energy? The Indica Species of the sacred herb should be avoided in July. Sinking into the place down below during a calm in the storm will be sure to drown you stoner Gemini. The Sativa species will add a spark of inspiration and energy that will enhance meditative smoke sessions.

Take advantage of calm and cool waters in July stoner Gemini. A beautiful mosaic can be found often when nature is very still. Your life can be thought of in the same regard. Moments of calm can provide moments of clarity and definition. These moments can also pass you by stoner Gemini. The still waters hide a dangerous truth. There is no momentum pushing you in any direction. You are on your own stoner Gemini to create and generate the energy necessary to move forward.

Early in the month work might slap you on the face like a cold hand from a true friend. Your reaction and understanding of this unique situation will guide you through July. Breathe and let it be stoner Gemini. You will find your executive self within moments of action, and surely you will find the positive action.

Puff puff pass the conversation to your cannabis companion in the second summer month stoner Gemini. Hiding your heart and honest feelings only speaks to the insecurity behind your curtains. Sometimes we place internal insecurities on those around us. You don’t dislike that trait in them, you dislike it in you. True friendship and companionship has a foundation in honesty and availability.

Aries July 2017

You are likely to encounter more than a few unexpected to-dos on your task list this month, Stoner Aries. Whereas some signs might shy or shrink away from such surprises, you rush toward these obstacles and are excited by the challenge. While there are those who would try to avoid such obstacles, you look at the problem as an opportunity to flex your creative muscles. Just be sure to move too fast towards an obstacle–let the smoke clear up before you proceed or you will not have steady footing.

For you, it is never an issue to worry about when you reach your final destination, you know that you will get to where you are going. For you, it is about the journey Stoner Aries, and finding the most exciting path to follow. So, roll up that marijuana cigarette (for when you get to where you’re going), and then roll up your sleeves and get down to business. If you are not moving forward, it is simply because you are not approaching the issue from the right angle, so try a different route.

Remember, that it is peak season to enjoy the beautiful summer sun, Stoner Aries. With so many hours of daylight at your dispense, you may find yourself with the trouble of how to fill your calendar. But, even more than you enjoy celebrating your personal accomplishments, one of your favorite pastimes is helping others celebrate their successes and fortune. As long as you say “Yes” when someone invites you to join in the festivities, you will have a busy and fulfilling summer month. Your only responsibility, Stoner Aries, will be to keep the peace. Anytime there is a large gathering of people, there is the risk of conflict arising. Keep the pipe clean and at the ready, and maybe have handy a bit of mellowing marijuana. It is not a sure thing that there will be problems, but if there are, you will be ready with that herbal remedy to help cure any heartaches.

Capricorn July 2017

Stoner Capricorn, paint the sky with your desires in the second summer month. The world is your canvas and you are limitless with your interpretive style. There will be many intersections and divergent paths for you to directly influence the painting of your life. Instead of meditative smoke sessions, let’s call them creative smoke outs with the sacred herb in the July time period. Tapping into your soul and allowing a portal of communication will be key to guiding your creative spirit. Or will your spirit guide your you?

Internal confidence is the key stoner Capricorn. Don’t get down on yourself. Smoke about it and forget about it. Creative smoke outs should inspire self worth and confidence. Don’t allow negative Nancy’s into the smoke circle, even if it’s you.

You may notice during the month an opportunity for mentorship. A young person needs your guidance. Advice and protection that comes from nobility and prudence are sure to help those in need. You have something to offer those coming behind you.

In the workplace stoner Capricorns should watch out! Appreciation and kharmic kismet are one thing, but sparks and entwined wavelengths are another. This situation will be there for you to decide, but logic and caution should always be wielded with these matters. I cannot see whether this vision is related, but the possibility for advancement is likely in July for the stoner Capricorn. Those stuck in the gears of the economic mechanism will find an interesting opportunity for advancement.

A yellow light is flashing at the intersection stoner Capricorn. Dark desires can be merely decadent for some, and destabilizing for others.

VIRGO JUNE 2017

Stoner Virgo the sun is out and the first summer time period of June promises to have fortunate conclusions. However, these fortunate conclusions are not based upon luck or universal blessings, they will be based on diligence and action on your part. But wait, you must also learn to relax in this storm of action. Drop the hybrid strains stoner Virgo. The month of June will require meditative smoke sessions curated with surgical precision. For example, you will be required to be active and reactive to any problems and tasks that pop up. Sativa strains of the sacred herb will be best for the majority of your smoke sessions in June. However, burnout is a serious concern with the amount of activity you will face in the first summer month. Stoner Virgo, you must take time on occasion to allow yourself a deep meditative smoke session focused on relaxation and contemplation. A deep Indica strain of the sacred herb will be useful for this. Don’t think that you can do it all with a hybrid strain or neglect either portion of my recommendation. Balance will be required to see out the results of this active time period.

The June time period will be profitable for the stoner Virgo. But this profit may not be held until a future time period. The action of June should be thought of as a foundation for the future. This is the perfect time to establish yourself in the business world. Perhaps that passionate hobby can become a business. Perhaps that idea you have contemplated is ready to develop. All of this can only be answered inside of you stoner Virgo. However, it is very important to understand that luck is not your blessing, it is action alone that can take you to higher highs.

The sphere of love and companionship will be less active in June stoner Virgo. There will be a family conflict that must be resolved, but this will be in your ability. To avoid bitter celestial head winds, do not behave with condescension or snobbery with your fellow cosmic travelers.

TAURUS JUNE 2017

Stoner Taurus the month of June is potentially dangerous. I do not see an impending wave crashing down enveloping your life like a tsunami, but it will be best to stand at attention from the beginning of June to the very end. You must demonstrate your cannabis etiquette in June stoner Taurus. Manners and unwritten rules must be followed with your cannabis companions. Mind your manners in the smoke circle. Don’t jump the line or pass a cashed bowl. Take this principle to your daily life and everything should work out well in the first summer month.

Stoner Taurus should be most on guard in the workplace. For the most part work will be profitable and efficient. However, human nature suggests that envy could get the best of others, and you could be the target. After all, who wouldn’t want a piece of that strong Taurus Bull.

Celestial stoner Taurus astronauts stuck in the capitalistic Earthly grind should mind their body in June. The skunky aroma of the sticky icky can be spotted by those you wish to conceal your herbal appreciation from. Be mindful of sweet smelling aromas from your clothes at work. You never know what opportunity stands around every corner in your community. Being mindful of your cannabreathe is important so that you can go into every surprise situation with confidence.

Independent stoner Taurus’ should get out and mingle! The stars have aligned to offer great success at meeting new cannabis companions in the first summer month. Concerts are a great way to meet interesting cosmic travelers. Catch that reggae show on the weekend!

LIBRA JUNE 2017

Stoner Libra the position of the sun in June is sure to bring action to your universal sphere. Do not allow negativity to creep into your thoughts. The action packed month of June isn’t guaranteed to be positive, but internal confidence and positivity goes a long way in influencing cosmic waves. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the June time period. Focus your third eye internally and seek confidence in your path and abilities.

When smoke clouds lift, intentions of close cannabis companions can be explored and discovered. The first summer month will bring swift action related to your smoke circle. Do not doubt yourself and your position within your circle. Approach a friendly dilemma with a friendly demeanor. Trust that any outcome can have a positive transition. Your positive attitude and brilliant insight will influence your cannabis companions.

Stoner Libra do not pick fights at work in the month of June. It should be paramount to avoid conflict in the workplace. The only thing required to keep the peace will be an attentive focus and confident resolve. Problems should take care of themselves as long as you are standing guard ready when needed.

Single stoner Libras should focus on themselves in June. Self reflection and inner understanding must first be acquired before a meaningful long lasting relationship can gain a foothold. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for this inner dive into self awareness. Libras with partners must shower their loved one with attention and action in the first summer month. Positive and fruitful adventures will result. Find that perfect scenic smoke spot and create a lasting memory together.

LEO JUNE 2017

Stoner Leo let your roar be heard in the first month of the summer time period. June will be a month of action. Your ears must be perked. It will be important to pounce on any problems that arise. Do not leave tasks for others. An attentive lion always eats their prey, but a neglectful lion will go hungry in the night. In matters of business and work, the stoner Leo must avoid multi tasking and knock tasks down one at a time. A cluttered desk and mind will allow negative action to creep in from the sun’s powerful rays.

The sun will burn bright for the stoner Leo in June regarding cannabis companions. Action is imminent! Could it be time to leave an established smoke circle and set off on an adventure to find new cosmic cannabis travelers? Perhaps the opposite is true and the stoner Leo will blaze fresh bowls with old cannabuddies. The sun’s position implies there will be action one way or another in the month of June stoner Leo. It will be best to pack a bowl for two.

Single or married, the exposure of the sun will bring bright action to the stoner Leo in matters of love. Relax and maintain that confident composure. Puff puff breathe and let anxiety wash away. The bright action will most likely be positive and enhance your life position as long as you stay true to who you are internally and be honest with those closest to you. After all, you are a lion. King of the zodiac jungle.

GEMINI JUNE 2017

Stoner Gemini can you feel the metamorphosis happening? The first month of the summer time period will mark a significant step in your internal growth from a caterpillar to a butterfly. Take a journey with the sacred herb early in June. Travel far outside of yourself and then look back. This major life stage growth should be visible to see with your third eye. Your life cycle is laid out before you, and you are on the verge of a transition. Push your meditative smoke sessions to higher levels stoner Gemini, and see yourself for who you are and who you will become.

The universe is providing support for the stoner Gemini in June. This support cannot be taken for granted. It will be critical to be attentive and confident in tackling problems that arise. Ignoring or leaving problems for later will be punished by harsh cosmic winds. Don’t be a lazy stoner. Attentive decision making will be supported greatly by universal blessings.

The transitional month of June is also a time for second chances. Now is the time to get your resume in the right hand or start that small business you have been day dreaming about. Old failures or missed opportunities can be puff puff passed into yesterday. Now is the time to look at tomorrow.

Strike down fear and insecurity stoner Gemini. Emotional growth is built upon introspection and confidence. Do not equivocate. Move forward with strength and resolve. Transformation and growth will impact your cannabis companions, loved ones, and your family.

CAPRICORN JUNE 2017

Stoner Capricorn the first month of the summer time period will bring you as much warmth from the universe as you put into it. Blaze one up and allow your inner love and kindness to flow freely in June. You alone are responsible for your emotions and image that you project onto the world and cannabis companions. Take charge in the month of June, and lead your fellow cosmic travellers down a path to blissful enlightenment.

Take time early in the month of June to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus your meditative smoke session on prosperity and confidence. The stars are shining down on you stoner Capricorn. Now is the time to turn that hobby into a business. Perhaps a cannabusiness is what you desire. The month of June is a great time to get started. Be mindful that in order to establish something you must lead with decisive confidence. Do not allow others to steer you astray.

The same theme of leadership and confidence should be applied to your personal life. Now is the time for comfort and clarity. There are many buds on the tree stoner Capricorn. June is a great time to assess cannabis companions and smoke circles to make sure the interests of the many align with your heart and ambition. It’s not egotistical or snobby to trim the dead leaves away from the healthy plant. The current cosmic winds are kind so whatever decision you make will work out for you. Do not allow negativity or emotional recklessness derail your positive vibe.

SCORPIO JUNE 2017

Stoner Scorpio the first summer month of June is destined to be a cosmic blessing. The current planetary alignment will bolster your strengths and push your weaknesses to the side. This reading does not involve luck stoner Scorpio, positive results will require your own intentions and inventions. Such a positive position of universal forces leaves you untethered to all varieties of the sacred herb. However, with that being said, each stoner Scorpio is an individual responsible for themselves, and internal knowledge of which species and strains have desired effects should be analyzed. Two strong attributes will affect the positive month of June for the stoner Scorpio: Creativity and communication.

Creativity will be critical to the stoner Scorpio in the work sphere. Meditative smoke sessions will not necessarily drive the creativity, but you will be able to gain new perspective on each situation. This new perspective will open up immense possibilities. Before you become overwhelmed with all the possibilities and ideas, be forewarned that a strategy and plan of action will also be required to implement your creative tactics and solutions. Don’t take on more than you can implement or else the cosmic support could fall under the weight of your ambition.

Stoner Scorpio, communication will be a primary tool not only to receive the planetary support for the June time period, but also to keep negativity at bay. You can use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand and avoid secretive pitfalls of your nature. Trust in the universe and yourself. Let down your guard and receive the warm cosmic wind intended for you in June. You are wonderful, allow yourself to show others. New cannabis companions await for new adventures. Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. With this new found communicative ability and positive results, do not become anxious or egotistical. All things require balance and understanding.

CANCER JUNE 2017

Stoner Cancer the first month of summer will be an important time period for personal growth. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on internal confidence and trust. Trust in your inner voice and third eye vision will be tantamount to your success in June stoner Cancer. A keen alertness will be required. But not toward defense of negative situations, but an alertness toward your own intuition and perception.

Corporate warriors stuck in the grind of the machine will experience an awakening in the June time period. This awakening will be a revelation from your third eye and result in a new vision of yourself in the cogs of the mechanistic structure you find yourself trapped within. This new vision and new found understanding will mark a pivot point in your employment. Revelations like this can be overwhelming. Take a stress relieving toke of the sacred herb and contemplate what you shall do with this new found discovery.

Small business owners, stay at home parents, and the unemployed shall not have the drastic realization as their corporate brother. The June time period will be less active for them. However, be mindful of monetary decisions. Smart decisions in the first summer month can lead to a payout in the latter stages of the year. June isn’t the time to buy those Shine gold rolling papers:)

In the personal sphere of life for the stoner Cancer, life will be quite pleasant in the June time period. Cosmic winds will be at a minimum and fairly neutral. This is a great time to reacquaint and reaffirm relationships with cannabis companions. The neutral station of the universe towards the stoner Cancer means that impactful results in the form of relationships will be at a minimum. Adventures out in nature is a great way to solidify relationships with cannabis companions. #enjoy

VIRGO MAY 2017

Stoner Virgo, the sun will be shining on you in the final Spring time period. The sun does not represent fortune or an easy path stoner Virgo. It represents action and impact. Your decisions and work will definitely show results in the May time period. However, the equivocation of my words represent the dynamic nature of these results. The sunshine of May promises action, but not necessarily positive action.

Early in the month, puff puff plan with the sacred herb. It will be important to see the world from high in the clouds. With this high view with a third eye lense you will be able to see the landscape in front of you and plan for the action ahead. For entrepreneurs and workers stuck in the grind of the machine, this 10,000 foot view of the working landscape will provide more insight into how to approach problems that lay ahead. Remember stoner Virgo, action will be sure to result from your decisions in May. If the results of decisions are unclear, then maybe the problem or project should be left for a future time period. The view from high in the clouds should give you better perspective early in the month on how to proceed.

With all these words of warning stoner Virgo, understand that the sun is shining down on you. With a puff puff plan of attack and third eye vision, you will most definately see the action you desire from your efforts.

In the sphere of love and emotion, the stoner Virgo should not look for the impactful action expected in the work sphere. Understand that any negative emotional experience with family or a cannabis companion can be simply rectified with a sincere apology. Communication and patching up little squabbles is important for all parties. Single stoner Virgos must watch out for money issues with new love interests. Do not read into the relation of money or spending on the inner thoughts of a new love interest or cannabis companion.

I have a playlist song for you this month stoner Virgo. Gain confidence from the tune, T.G.I.F by Kid Cudi.

SCORPIO MAY 2017

Stoner Scorpio, the universe is about to take you on a ride. The May time period will be like that strong edible you accidentally ate too much of. Cosmic waves of emotion and experience will wash over you in May. Just when things calm to the point of understanding, the next set of waves will hit. Don’t be scared. This flurry of activity is not negative in nature or punishing in action.

Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. The gates have closed, safety straps are in place, and the ride is in motion. Understanding the why’s and the how’s of this universal carnival ride is unobtainable. Relax and trust in the cosmos that everything will be allright. Whenever you find yourself contemplating the reasoning of the universe and your place on this edible roller coaster of endless crashing waves, breathe and let it be. All safety equipment is in place, so let go and enjoy the ride.

Control is not something you struggle with stoner Scorpio. Giving up control to the universe will be mandatory to surviving the twists and turns of the cosmic blessing thrown at you in the final Spring time period. In the end: Trust your environment. Trust your cannabis companions. Trust your judgement. Trust your loved ones. Trust you will come down. This trust and belief will keep you safe on the wild journey of May. Negativity will only creep in if you try to control or understand the nature of the cosmic ride. Yes stoner Scorpio, I usually encourage depth of thought and inner understanding, but in May ignorance is bliss! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on repair and rest versus contemplation and guidance.

Playlist songs have been coming to me this month. The playlist song for the stoner Scorpio in May is Float On by Modest Mouse.

SAGITTARIUS MAY 2017

Sagittarius, the seeds that you planted months ago are beginning to ripen and bear fruit. That is to say, your investments are clearly paying off. As long as you keep your focus on the final goals and do your best to maintain this level of achievement, you will be able to continue this positive momentum. Keep on and smoke strong, stoner Sag, but don’t lose sight of your ultimate goals. Whether you measure your success by monetary values or interpersonal relationships, you can expect to see continual growth. If you are willing to invest in your new undertakings the way you have into past endeavors, then there is no reason you should not experience similar success.

With regards to the workplace, Sagittarius, the best advice is to “dream big!” Don’t sell yourself short, Sag. The only person that can hold you back is you. While there will always be critics to tell you what you can’t do, it will be up to you to show them exactly what you can achieve. Regardless of how close you are to your coworkers, it is probably best to keep your success separate from your smoke circle. Sometimes, you will need to blow off steam about your work peers, and it will be best to do so with confidants that you don’t work alongside.

While you might want to share some of your positive achievements or help those around you succeed, sometimes you have to let others go it alone. You may offer your support to those close to you, but you cannot do everything for them. The best thing you can do is to be a shining example. Instead of being the one who always rolls one up, it is better to teach others how to roll on their own. This way, you can enable others to be successful without having to rely exclusively on your help.

PISCES MAY 2017

Stoner Pisces, you have much that you can accomplish, so do not fear when things do not fall in-line with your intended goals. You have spent the time looking forward to the goals you have in mind, and you will be successful in accomplishing said results. So, don’t get burdened down by the bumps in the road, or let the pessimistic thoughts distract you from your official goals. The stars are on your side and seek to advance your goals, without trying your intentions too much.

When it comes to the work environment, you have much to gain by staying the course. Your personal success, will only spill over into the workplace and your peers will only benefit from your positive example. Remember that when issues arise, that they may be self-inflicted. As long as you are able to keep the long-term as your main focus, the small things will resolve themselves. You have your own list of, ‘to-dos.’ If you are able to maintain this focus on the goals you wish to accomplish, then nothing will stand in the way of reaching success.

You may be apprehensive, Stoner Pisces, but when it comes to new endeavors, do not fear embarking into new territories. In order to maintain your current relations, little will be required. Therefore, you will have plenty of resources that will encourage new interactions and encounters. As long as you have your closest cannabis companions nearby, you will be ready to handle the unexpected surprises when they occur. You have set into motion the actions necessary to achieve your desired outcome. If you are able to maintain this focus, then you will arrive at your desired results.