Stoner Aries the obstacles of last month have been demolished, and the rain has washed the debris away. The clouds have cleared to a brilliant display as the sun peaks. This all warming your life with a soothing cosmic influence in the second month of Spring. Deep contemplation of terrestrial concerns are in the past. Now you may feel a strange sensation, a deep internal pull to take to the sky. All paths are clear for takeoff. April is a time to live for the now, embrace the present, and toke time to appreciate the blessings of life.
April will be a very personal month for the stoner Aries. In this time you could be likened to a larva that emerges from their cocoon as a beautiful butterfly. Now is the time for this beautiful transformation. Through this process, one big deep meditative dive with the sacred herb won’t do it. Instead, toke time for several solo journeys with the sacred herb throughout the month. Seek depth and solace on your personal journey. Contemplate how you fit among your fellow terrestrial astronauts in this puzzle that is life. Answers and understanding will be found if you toke to the time to allow your inner self to speak and guide you.
Ah stoner Aries, unfortunately April cannot only be deep sea diving with your soul. The work of the day must be done. Cosmic influences have blessed you with a straight forward path in the work sphere. Be diligent, take care of the to-do list, and no harm or drama should come from your work sphere.
If you are ready to emerge from your cocoon, April could very well be a great period of transformation. This will be the time you look back on as a seminal moment of self discovery and personal progress. A deeper dive into the inner you could lead to a higher progression in the physical world. Examination of yourself could not only lead to inner understanding, but also contentment with those around you, and thus peace.
Stoner Aquarius transformation will be the consistent theme for April, just like the changing of the seasons. These movements will be noticeable to those around you, but growth will be primarily internal. Cosmic influences will remain minimal throughout the month. This does not mean you should float about aimlessly, quite the opposite is true. Since the stars do not have a path already charted, you will be the captain of your own vessel, and ultimately responsible for your final destination. So stoner Aquarius, chart a course, have a backup plan just in case, and set sails on your merry way. Since you are not on any particular timeline, you are invited to take the scenic route. Grab the snack pack, your favorite travel tokin’ piece, and take as many smoke breaks as you want. Whether you spend time getting hazy at your favorite smoke spot, or discover new lands to take herbal vacations, in April everywhere will feel like home. All this positive power will come as long as you are willing to adapt to new surroundings.
Remember stoner Aquarius, old endeavors can always lead to new beginnings. April represents a shift in cosmic phases. Problems or failed investments from the past will give way to new challenges and lucrative opportunities. Sometimes what we need most is not a change of scenery, but a shift in vantage point. It’s okay, and sometimes required, to hit the reset button. For you stoner Aquarius, this may mean retreating with a deep solo smoke session in order to meditate and get some ‘me time’. Or, you could seek a more social spiritual setting, and gather the cannabis crew to share the sacred herb. Whatever your approach, do not be afraid to invest the time needed to advance your story to the next chapter.
In matters close to home and the heart, be sure to solve conflicts efficiently. Don’t let issues fester or get out of control. It is easier to pull the weeds before they become unmanageable. Information is crucial in this sphere. As situations change, so might how you respond. Assess before you react in ways you might regret. Whether it’s an apology, renewed investment into better communication, or simply listening, don’t put it off. When in doubt smoke-it-out stoner Aquarius. If things get heated between you and your cannabis companion, harness the fire and burn a joint instead of burning bridges! In some situations take a break from the conflict, and try to find a little peace with your favorite piece. Once everyone is on the same level, you may have trouble remembering what the issue was to begin with.
Stoner Virgo the first spring month will bring a break in negative storm clouds brought by Mercury during 2019. The month should be positive and bright, but only for an attentive stoner Virgo. March will require a combination of already held talents, and newfound patience, to conquer important obstacles. Critical decisions must be assessed and contemplated, not tackled with instinct and brute force. Honest investigation must be made before trotting down chosen paths ahead.
Inhale, breathe in the sacred herb, and meditate on your strengths stoner Virgo. March will require a keen third eye to assess the actual and metaphorical landscape ahead. You are so good at trusting your intuition and gut instincts; but March will require more of you. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on patience and follow through. Your initial quick gut reaction could lead to your downfall. Look past the initial evidence. Rise high above the situation and seek alternative sources of information. Use your third eye to seek alternate perspectives.
The work and business sphere will be fairly straight forward this month. Tackling tasks is what you do right? However, be forewarned stoner Virgo: Solo attacks on problems won’t get the job done correctly. Seek consensus and group discussion from your amazing smoke circle surrounding you. Be sure to include your canna-crew in the process of obstacle resolution, and in your own personal conflicts. Smoke them out, and talk it out. Wonderfully creative solutions are sure to develop from a shared experience with the sacred herb.
The overall theme of the month certainly includes your personal sphere. Patience, follow through, and deeper thought will be required to receive the most from this dynamic and positive month. Toke time for self with the sacred herb when a personal puzzle becomes too complex. The answers and appropriate direction is there to be discovered with a little extra contemplation with our green goddess of understanding.
Stoner Taurus before you share the love, you must first turn your focus inward. Early in the month, give the necessary attention to align the Chakras, and awaken the third eye. This initial spiritual investment will have significant returns lasting throughout the remainder of the month. A crucial factor for the success this period will be confidence. Steer clear of sacred herbal strains that may assist paranoia. These will only perpetuate self doubt, and needless second guessing. Remember, regardless of how bumpy the ride gets, you got this stoner Taurus. Day to day situations and obstacles will be overcome with simple attentive stewardship. Stay on the grind, and when the going gets tough – light one up. Spring is a time to spark up your flower, and stop to smell the roses. Before you know it, summer will be upon us, and you’ll soon be burning bowls with your best buds at your favorite smoke spots!
Stay alert stoner Taurus! New smoke buddies and cannabis companions are highly likely in March. The first month of spring will provide sprouts that will soon become budding relationships. But, do not rely on new smoke circle acquaintances with material concerns. You should always be open and honest, but also selective with whom you share your inner insights. Don’t rush the growth of a new sprout! In time, new buds might become some of your most trusted cannabis confidants. Sometimes it is just a matter of time, so stay steady on a slow burn.
Keep the lines of communications clear and open this month. Strength in your values will be crucial for important matters; but you must also allow new information to change your perspective. Take time for solo smoke sessions during the month. These solo efforts will help keep you grounded, and ready to pivot if needed. Core values are important to help our roots grow deep and strong, but there is also wisdom in knowing when it is time to uproot ourselves, and sow new seeds.
Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Avoid grand or risky endeavors on the terrestrial plane in March. Don’t rush! Hasty errors will lead to more time fixing issues. Again, with your third eye open to detail, all work related tasks will be accomplished successfully. This is even more true for the home-life. As long as you stay attentive to the task at hand, you will inspire those around you to reach greater highs.
Stoner Scorpio fortunate positioning of celestial bodies predicts a positive first spring month. However, there is work to be done. Puff puff pass on generalizations. Not only is each stoner Scorpio unique, but each cosmic astronaut in their canna-crew is unique as well. March will bring positivity and opportunity, but the way to absorb and receive these benefits will depend solely on circumstance. Just chill, all guide posts will be revealed.
Inhale the sacred herb, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Personal situations will be unique in March. Each one will require the right amount of attention and perspective. Perhaps a cannabis companion needs a gentle push to get them going in the right direction. But a family member may need a kind hug, and patience to produce the same result. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open your third eye to a higher perspective. Each cannabis companion is unique, treat them as such.
The work sphere could be wrapped up in swirling winds of change in March. With cosmic support, this change will be positive. But great attention must be paid to the direction of these cosmic winds. Toke time with the sacred herb, and meditate on your internal desires. Getting in touch with your inner self will help navigate the changing landscape of your economic life. Self employed stoner Scorpios should be still, and assess opportunities as they come with a keen third eye on potential partnerships. Perhaps another person or entity offers the right tool to get the job done. Stoner Scorpios stuck in the economic grind should be more proactive, and seek a new position at work. New skill training or job swapping will reinforce your value to the system.
Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: Avoid heavy Indica strains that could place you in couch lock. The cosmic winds of change may come with a fortunate strength, but a negligent attitude could leave you outside the strong positive current.
Stoner Pisces the winds of change are coming. The cosmos will gift unexpected and out of your control change in March. It would be prudent to embark on a journey with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this meditative smoke session not only to release stress, but also to contemplate the self within. You must trust yourself during this period of time. Confidence and flexibility are essential to embrace the changes that are further on down the road.
You may not understand the rhyme or reason for this season of change, but with a positive and active approach, you can navigate these obscured paths. With a positive attitude and an honest effort, opaque clouds will clear to reveal positive progress. What may seem like a daunting challenge off in the distance could fill you with a sense of excitement the closer you get. The dark of night isn’t so scary when you look up and appreciate the dazzling display of the cosmos. And remember, no one said you had to climb those cliffs ahead when you were meant to fly. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for creative solutions.
The path may seem questionable at times. You may need to toke a moment with cannabis to gain a higher perspective. Settle yourself stoner Pisces, and clear any doubt. With a positive attitude and honest effort, the path may lead to an unexpected puzzle piece that fits in the larger plan of life! Like when you clean your stash drawer in prep to re-up, only to find unexpected nugs!
Mixing work and family should be avoided this month stoner Pisces. This can be accomplished with proper time management. If you’re trying to please both spheres at the same time, more than likely this will lead to failures in both. This isn’t to say that insight gained from one can’t be used to enhance the other, but multitasking between the spheres should be avoided. Go with your gut; trust your intuition to guide you smoothly ahead. Everything will be revealed by the end of the month. With carefully planned, positive, and active decision making, you’ll be singing in the rain with a skip in your step and a smile on your face.
Stoner Sagittarius the boisterous and shaky tribulations of last month are far behind you. The cosmic alignment for March supports positivity and progress. Early in the month, grab your favorite strain of the sacred herb, and toke a moment to appreciate the splendor of the universe. See our world high above the terrestrial plane and and celebrate your life, and role within it! Self love and self care are vital to keep your fire burning bright for the missions ahead! You are brilliant stoner Sagittarius, but not unless you see it.
Are you ready for progress this month stoner Sag? You better be because it’s happening! This period will be positively brimming with opportunity. Especially within your smoke circle and interacting with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. You aren’t the only star sign on a mission of progress. Remain active and vigilant in March. Look around! Your social sphere will be lit brighter than that magical marijuana bowl you are burning!
The first month of spring is a great time to take stock and inventory reserves. Planetary support will keep the mood bright among your canna-peers, but matters of finance cannot be pushed aside to future periods. Counteract any unease from unstable finances by taking an honest assessment of your current economic position. At the very least large purchases are just not in the cards right now.
Though what you may lack in financial backing, you can more than make up for with a creative and adventurous spirit stoner Sagittarius! Exploring our terrestrial plane with your canna-crew is typically of little to no cost. So grab your stash and gather your ganja crew for an expedition. Lead them into this wondrous world that’s all around us. Be bold stoner Sagittarius. Don’t fear independence! If you lead, others will follow you into greatness this March.
Stoner Libra spring is upon us, and you are steady on your grind. While it is good to have a plan, you will get more accomplished by focusing on the tasks at hand. Someone once said, “The journey of a hundred blunts, begins with a single puff.” So puff puff away, and pay attention to what is immediately in front of you. Do not worry about what might lie down the road. In this case, tunnel vision can be a good thing. Short term task mastery will turn into lasting success, one win at a time.
Stoner Libra it is recommended you find a sweet Sativa, and stick with the same strain for the duration of the month. The uplifting qualities of the right Sativa will help to elevate your spirits, and inspire you to achieve at a higher level. It may take you a few days early in the month to find your groove, but rest assured you will find your stride, and maintain a healthy momentum through the remainder of the month.
At work and in business, be mindful of the details. The first spring month won’t be about planting seeds for the future, but instead cultivating current harvests, and finishing up existing projects. Check, and double check upon completing every task. You will have plenty of time to burn one down when you’re off-the-clock, so avoid smoking while you are in business mode. You want to have a clear mind when assessing the quality of your work so you do not have to reevaluate completed tasks.
While you cannot control external stimuli stoner Libra, you do have control over the vibes you emanate outward. During the month of March, it will be crucial for your personal well being that you take time for others. Whether it is time to toke or time to talk, there is a romantic partner or a family member who could benefit from your PMA: Positive Mental Attitude. It’s up to you to cultivate kindness. Sometimes they might need you to light one up, and share some kind bud. Other times, all you’ll have to do is listen, be patient, and simply be present. Regardless of how you commiserate with your cannabis companions, helping to uplift the spirits of others will be a sure path to internal happiness.
Stoner Leo too much of a good thing can truly be a difficult proposition. March will shower you with options, choices, and opportunities. But this situation is not one where you can put a bucket out to collect the blessings for a future period. Instead the stoner Leo must step carefully and choose wisely during their travels. Avoid heavy smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Spending too much time in heady clouds could leave you stuck on the terrestrial plane. Think of cannabis in-line with the overabundance of choices you will face in March: Make strategic cannabis choices with solid information
This does not mean abstinence stoner Leo! Set aside solo time with the sacred herb. Possibly select an energetic and blissful Sativa strain to help you on your path. You will need your third eye wide open in the first spring month. With the abundance of opportunity, you must choose wisely. Assess each option, and seek understanding of the impact of the path laid out. Avoid stubbornness and confirmation bias stoner Leo. Assumptions of the past may need calibration based on new information. Keep an open mind and an open heart.
You have a great smoke circle stoner Leo. Be sure to keep the stash jar loaded. Help and consultation from your cannabis crew will assist you greatly in this frenetic period. Smoke them out, and allow them to help you out. The amazing power of a canna-crew will assist you greatly on various missions.
Take care of yourself during this busy time period. The dynamic month will require all of your energy and spirit. Perhaps a regiment of high CBD cannabis at night time will be the trick to unwind the busy mind, and assure a solid night sleep for the next day of busy task mastery. You got this stoner Leo. Up up and away you go!
March may be one of the best periods of the year for the stoner Gemini. Mercury will take a smoke break from wrecking your flow. So light one up and get ready for the show.
This newfound cosmic support will directly affect your intuition and global perspective. Another way of saying it is your third eye will be wide open, and hopped up on celestial steroids. Toke time with the sacred herb. Medicated meditative smoke sessions in March will take you high above the terrestrial plane to see things from a broad perspective. This HIGHER perspective will help you achieve deeper understanding of the world, and fellow cosmic astronauts around you. All obstacles in March can be overcome with this deeper and broader understanding.
However, there is a caveat to this cosmic blessing: Don’t concentrate on the future! This period is about tackling one problem one step at a time. Stoner Gemini your amplified third eye will help you with current projects and challenges, not future achievements and obstacles. Stay grounded and present. If your third eye gaze wanders too far down the timeline of destiny, puff puff pass on the wonderment, and save yourself the anxiety.
Focus stoner Gemini. I already see you gazing into the future with a happy skip in your step. Even though the period is bright, work remains. Focus on self, now is the time to put the work in on self improvement missions. Before the full moon of the 20th, take a deep solo dive with the sacred herb. What do you want now! Perhaps this is the exact moment for new job prospects, or even the beginning of an entrepreneurial adventure. The universe has support for you stoner Gemini, but make sure to study your subject well. The best opportunity for success comes from a well informed terrestrial astronaut.