Stoner Virgo the month of December sets up like an older stoner classic, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Two opposite worlds will combine for straight fire this month. And, as with the sandwich, the ingredients and process will be easy to procure and execute.
First the peanut butter, the foundational glue to the delicious delite. The holiday season can be stressful. Always somewhere to go and something to do can compound into an overwhelming task list that ends in anxiety. To get through this period my analytical Virgin, you must keep a keen eye on the battery charge within your cosmic spacesuit. Even the best task master takes time for a break between hard charges. This month you must toke time for self at opportune moments. Use the sacred herb at the right times to break free from terrestrial stress and recharge your proverbial batteries. These solo smoke breaks with the sacred herb will provide the sticky glue of solitude that keeps the sandwich of success together.
And now stoner Virgo, the jelly. The jelly adds the excitement to the stoner classic munchie. The wonderful blessing of the holiday season is all the opportunities for celebratory gatherings within the canna-fam and the extended smoke circle. It is predicted that the well-rested stoner Virgo will be living the high life in December. Make sure you have your portable smoke kit and stash jar ready to roll, because this month you will be flying high from one smoke out to the next.
I have a specific prescription for the New Moon of the 14th. Toke time with a cannabis companion to appreciate the relationship and terrestrial home built together. Roast bowls and cuddle up for a night in. For single stoner Virgo’s this time is equally important. Peak emotional winds could be blowing through your house during the New Moon. Stay in, sink deep into a solo smoke session, and contemplate appreciation for how you got to this sacred position on our terrestrial plane.
Remember stoner Virgo, balance is the key to success and progress in December. Too much peanut butter will choke a dry cotton mouth. Too much jelly might send you into a tailspin of sugar burn out. But, together with proper balance, you have the perfect treat that will satisfy any stoner within the Zodiac.