Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May
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Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio?  Of course you do my brave Scorpion.  Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs.

One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally.  As you travel through May, you will shed complex layers of emotional and spiritual understanding.  Each layer peeled will be like a rebirth of perception within our terrestrial existence.  Heavy stuff right?  The cosmic trick to this period will be the unexpected nature and frequency of these personal epiphanies.  I recommend flexibility within your schedule so that deep dives with the sacred herb can be accommodated at the right moments.  

Stoner Scorpio, stock the stash jar with two cannabis varieties this month.  First, a deep Indica strain that can assist you in slowing down the world to find deeper connection with self.  Granddaddy Purple or Bubba Kush should do nicely.  This sacred herbal tool should be used in meditative moments when the universal rollercoaster is ratcheting higher and higher with increased tension.  It is in these moments when you must face the terrestrial fear of the outside world, and connect with your inner voice for guidance.  Second, keep a balanced hybrid cannabis strain like Blue Dream or Sherbert as your daily driver.  You need to balance my swift Scorpion!  After you’ve faced your fears, and communicated with your inner self, you will need sure feet, and a calm head, to practice and enact your new understanding among your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Progress and growth are the key drivers to the celestial influence of May.  But instead of a helpless passenger, you will be driving the change.  The rollercoaster is a great metaphor for May; but maybe instead of placing yourself in the cart for this analogy, you should manifest yourself as the carnival conductor.  You are the master of this ride stoner Scorpio.  

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