Virgo Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Virgo, have you ever heard the phrase, ‘It was written in the stars’?  Well, I think they meant planets, and boy do you have a book to read this month!

One of your largest character traits and strengths will put you at the mercy of planetary alignment in June.  You have a great ability to be stable while also being flexible.  This key characteristic will be tested in June as you can expect to be pushed and pulled in multiple directions by cosmic influence.

Your cannabis prescription this month is EVERYTHING!  Fill your stash jars with a plethora of cannabis species and strains.  From high CBD to blended hybrids, and even some pure breads for sure.

Believe in yourself stoner Virgo.  Arm yourself with the right cannabis tool for the correct moment.  The shifting landscape of cosmic influence will require an ability to remain stable while bending with flexibility.  But remember my stoner Virgin:  This ability is within you.

There will be moments of extreme confidence wrapped in resolve.  Select a hybrid for these extreme moments to soften the edges of cosmic influence.

There will be moments of danger within communication conflict.  Sense these moments stoner Virgo.  Select a more contemplative Indica strain to help yourself think before speaking.

There will be moments of raw emotion from internalizations.  Find a Sativa dominant hybrid to soften the raw edges of powerful growth and remembrances.

I cannot say if this will be a positive or negative month for the stoner Virgo.  I can say that you have everything you need to make it a month of progress and great growth.  Pay attention to your personal environment, and adjust accordingly.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Taurus, Summer is finally here!  With everyone spending more time outdoors, puffing the tree amongst the trees, your fellow cannanauts are going to need a place to light up and toke a break when they need to rest. Your own smoke-filled abode could be precisely the hazy oasis needed for people to rest, reup on their energy, and prepare for the next leg of their journey.

No, stoner Taurus, this month you will not be known as the raging Bull. During this time, you will get to show those in your smoke circle a more mellow, kinder, gentler side of the bud-loving bovine. Although it’s not required, it will be a good idea to have plenty of munchies on hand. Afterall, nothing refuels a road-weary terrestrial traveler more than a little THC, and their favorite snacks!

Stoner Taurus, be forewarned:  The Full Moon on the fourteenth can be a particularly tricky day for you.  So be aware that already heightened emotions might be even more overpowering during this time. If possible, this would be a good day to break away from hotboxing with your cannabis companions for some solo medicated meditation.

Even if you are enjoying spending time talkin’ and tokin’, it is important to recharge your own mental and emotional batteries.

Don’t worry stoner Taurus, you won’t have to spend all of your own green to supply everyone who stops by with their recuperative herbal remedies. This June, your place will strictly be BYOB. That’s right, it’s Bring-Your-Own-Buds in the stoner Taurus household.

Of course, sharing is always encouraged. But, your job is to make sure you have plenty of rolling supplies, and to keep your water pipe clean.  After that it’s up to your four-twenty friendly visitors to bring their own favorite frosty nugs to pass around.  Enjoy.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Scorpio you are a resilient amazing creature.  This month will test every astrological characteristic flowing within you.  Remember your resiliency stoner Scorpio.  As waves of positive and negative charges lap at your internal beachfront, it will be your ability to plot forward toward progress that sees you through this turbulent time.

Whoa, that was dramatic.  Perhaps the month won’t play out like an action film, but more like a romantic comedy.  The bottom line is to prepare for wide arcs of influence from celestial bodies.

Nobody knows you better than yourself, my secretive stoner Scorpion.  Stock the stash jars with a wide range of cannabis strains.  This wide selection will allow you to pack the right bud at the right moment.  Trust yourself to be your own bud tender for the month.

You are the cannanaut of your own terrestrial experience.  But if I could create a guide for the month within the sacred herbal species, I would suggest:

First Decade:  Energetic Sativa.  This will be a phase of learned growth.  The more energy the better!

Second Decade:  Indica Dominant Hybrid.  Your stinger will be sharpest during this phase.  Blend clear communicative outpouring with measured contemplative thought.

Third Decade:  High CBD Strain.  Feelings will come rushing in at this stage.  Balance and clarity of thought must stabilize your sphere.

A wide range of emotions may seem daunting, but with the assistance of the sacred herb you will be able to view this month from a thirty thousand foot view.  You will emerge stronger stoner Scorpio. 

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Sagittarius I’m not sure the Summer season could start with a better combination of celestial influence!  Yes my fierce Archer, missions are A GO.

But slow down and toke time to read the writing on the cannabis package.  A green light mission doesn’t mean the month will be filled with burning big blunts and smoking your enemies.

Be mindful of your strategic nature stoner Sag.  Toke time to contemplate your moves with brief smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Blunt force is not the only method to win the day.  This month especially will utilize all your strategic skills on the terrestrial battlefield.

Throughout the month make sure you have a travel kit of smoking supplies for brief solo smoke sessions.  Keep the mood light, and the sacred connection with your cannabis copilot consistent.  You are a warrior within the stoner Zodiac.  Although you may have cannabis comrades in arms by your side, the responsibility of your actions, and your plans, will always fall on your shoulders alone.

The universe supports you in your contemplative missions this month stoner Sagittarius.

By the final decade of June, these independent minded missions will dissolve into a more communal phase of existence.  Once again, keep your bowl burning sessions on the lighter side of the cannabis spectrum.  Go too deep during this phase, and you might catch the feels.

This month has it all for the stoner Archer!  Cosmically enhanced solo missions.  Strategic contemplative actions.  And even smoke circle camaraderie.  What a time to be alive.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Pisces, you are the emotional core of the stoner Zodiac. Your ability to empathize remains unmatched, and your willingness to listen, laugh, and light one up with your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts seems endless. 

You should definitely continue the mantra of sharing is caring, just make sure that you are giving yourself the care you need first.  Afterall, it’s great to share a bowl with a friend in need, to puff, puff, and pass on the good vibes, but this doesn’t mean that you have to give away your entire stash and positivity:  Leave some for yourself my friendly Fish.

Don’t worry stoner Pisces if you feel a little like a fish-out-of-water in the early days of the month. This is expected because your usual, chronically calm and cool demeanor is set to get shaken up by the Sun’s invigorating rays. 

At least for the early days of June, you should steer clear of Sativa-dominant strains. The additional solar energy might take a little getting used to. The goal is to harness that extra energy, and channel it into creative endeavors and new adventures; not to end up with your mind racing while you go nowhere fast. 

You should keep your stash jars and smoke sessions filled with Indica-dominant or hybrid strains like Wedding Cake, Blue Dream, or any of the Gorilla Glue family. These feel-good greens will help you harness the power of the Sun, and turn it into forward moving momentum and growth, while still keeping you grounded.

Stoner Pisces, as the month progresses you will get used to operating at a higher energy frequency.  Once the Summer solstice hits on the 21st, all systems and strains are a go!  If any of your current cannabis companions can’t keep up with your newfound fast pace, it’s okay to find a new school of stoners to swim and sesh with for a while.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Libra:  Known by the other signs in the stoner Zodiac as the most balanced of all the bud-loving star tribe. The pursuer of top shelf nugs and the middle path. Forever striving to reach new heights, yet is somehow always able to keep a level head with their feet on the ground.

But, my balanced stoner Libra, is this desire to be at peace simply a part of your DNA, or is your drive to seek equilibrium because it’s what others have come to expect of you?

This month, you might spend many smokey nights contemplating meaning and motivations.  Perhaps the sacred herb will illuminate the pressure of meeting expectations.  But the question that matters most during this period is this:  How do you see yourself? 

This month stoner Libra, you need to fire up the ganja, focus on what you see when you look inside, and simply let everyone else’s opinion blow away with the smoke. 

Self-care is often the foundation to growth and greater self-understanding.  Consistent meditative smoke sessions throughout the first Summer month will be a must. Stoner Libra, sometimes you just need to break away from the daily grind to pack a bowl for one.  Just you, a fresh bowl of your favorite cannabis strain, and a quiet place to enjoy your smoke in silence.

At first you might feel like you’re shirking your relationship responsibilities, or avoiding your partners-in-chronic. But you don’t have to skip social smoke sessions altogether, or pass up every ganja-filled gathering. 

After-all, the goal this month isn’t to become a reclusive hot-boxing hermit, who only tokes by themselves. The goal is to give yourself enough space to breathe in the perspective-expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and figure out what balance means to you. Get your own Chakras aligned first stoner Libra, then everything and everyone will fall into place.

Leo Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Leo the Summer season is here!  Are you ready to dunk dabs, burn bowls, and smoke spliffs?  Ready or not, the universal influence in June will be all smoke sessions GO!

And right away the celestial influence will favor the organizational skills of the stoner Leo.  Grab the calendar early in the month and plan your terrestrial adventures.  The leader of the pack will be at peak communicative powers around the 3rd of June.  

Gather the ganja gang.  They will be ready to receive your instructions!

But understand this stoner Leo:  Part of leadership is understanding not every stoner is grooving on the universal vibe as you.  Take your cannabis companionship out and about on the terrestrial plane; but don’t be dismayed by the numbers of your pack.  Sometimes the best moments are shared with only a few cannabis companions.

The power of the Sun may seem overwhelming with an impetus for action.  Chill my vibrant Lion.  It’s not always about the size of your pride, or the destination of the smoke circle.  Often, it is about the journey taken together.

So when the urge comes to blanket your cannabis companions with protection, or cajole them with personal desires, take a moment to chill stoner Leo.  Toke time for a quick solo smoke session.  Allow the perspective enhancing vapors of the sacred herb to give you clarity in these emotional moments.  It’s Summer.  There is too much to do to get bogged down in personal pressures.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June

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Feel yourself stoner Gemini.  Strength within will be buoyed by universal support in June.  Let’s go!  You are a multifaceted soul traveling the terrestrial plane.  This month will be a dance within this multifaceted nature.  

Stock your stash jars with pure Sativa cannabis strains and Sativa hybrids to start the month.  The celestial influence of the first half of June will be in support of creative Twin.

This influence will support both thinking and physical manifestation.  Whoa bud, what if you manifest creative thought while producing creative art?  Stoner mind blown.

After the first decade of June, cosmic support will shift to matters of an internal nature.  Ease into more balanced hybrids at this stage to open up internal dialogue and seek fresh discoveries within.

June 14th marks a Super Full Moon.  Stoner Gemini, the period after this Lunar event will be a time to pull back and heal.  Pack your bowl with cannabis strains high in CBD for a few days to encourage this rest and recuperation.

After the 18th you will be ready to pack, light, rip, and exhale any desired strain you prefer.  All of the prescriptions and efforts put into the beginning of the month will result in an outburst of social exhibition.

Feel yourself stoner Gemini.  Nurtured internal work will turn into positive outward manifestations.  What a wonderful world!

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Capricorn, as the temperature heats up and Summer finally gets into full swing, your cannabis companions are going to need you to keep your cool. The month ahead promises to bring you and your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts on one wild ride. But, amidst the epic highs and unavoidable lows, you will be called upon to be a grounding, peaceful presence.

Throughout the month, new acquaintances and age-old canna-buddies alike will be drawn to your kindness and dank buds. Stoner Capricorn, whether they are in need of a few encouraging words of wisdom to help them get through a tough time, or they simply want to share a celebratory bowl when they are on the come up; your partners-in-chronic know that they can count on your door to be open and your stash jars to be full of the frostiest nugs.

But, my stoner Sea-Goat, while your place might be a pitstop for the other signs in the stoner Zodiac to take a break and a bong rip, don’t forget that you have your own adventuring to do. You have your own trails to blaze!

In order to maintain momentum throughout all of June, it will be a good idea to stick to Hybrid strains for the month. You want to be flying high enough to soak up the Sun’s stimulating rays, but still grounded enough to channel the energy into forward, positive progress.

Whether it’s a weekend getaway or a smokey summer vacation, pack your bags stoner Capricorn!  Grab the ganja and hit the open road. As long as you are smoking good green and are traveling with good people, where you go doesn’t matter.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Cancer, this month, don’t worry about what your fellow cannabis companions are doing. This June is all about marching to the beat of your own drum, and about the trails that you choose to blaze. 

This doesn’t mean that all of your traveling and smoke sessions have to be solo. Afterall, there are few things better than soaking up the Sun, sparking up that sweet sinsemilla, and hitting the open road with your closest cannabis companions.

Your self-reliance and inward focus simply mean that on your many endo-excursions, you don’t have to be a passenger. It’s your time to take the wheel, my chronic-loving stoner Cancer.

You are known for being the kind, caring, and thoughtful Crab. The one who, whether good or bad, can’t help but to take everyone else’s feelings into consideration. It might take a few days to get used to, and more than a couple meditative bowls, but right now you need to put your needs first.

Self-care will be even more crucial as we transition into Cancer season at the end of the month. You are already one of the signs of the stoner Zodiac most in touch with their emotions. But, if you don’t toke time to find your center early in June, you run the risk of becoming overwhelmed by sudden surges of the feels.

Stoner Cancer, while some will say Indica can leave you stuck ‘in the couch,’ this relaxing and grounding cannabis species will be the go-to strains for the first Summer month. This season, the Sun is sure to provide you with an endless supply of energy, and Sativa dominant strains might leave you feeling more scatter-brained than inspired. 

Just remember that whether or not you choose more grounding kinds of green this month, the most important thing is that you choose to DO YOU stoner Crab!

Aries Stoner Horoscope June

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The magic of Summer is upon us stoner Aries.  And with the calendar change of season comes the blessing of celestial bodies for the youngest of the stoner Zodiac.

All of your wonderful stoner star sign traits will be the engine that drives positivity this month.

Naivete, enthusiasm, and even a bit of stubbornness will suit you well in the first Summer month.  So pack your stash jar with only your most favorite cannabis strains.  Those herbal delights you find most agreeable will be the best medicine for a blessed period.

One important aspect of June will be the emotional aperture created by planetary alignment.  Don’t read into this too much stoner Aries.  The emotional floodgates may open you to feeling and understanding the nature and wonderment of the world around you.

Toke time to light a spliff, and enjoy the enlightened connection between you and the universe.  Your connected cannabis copilot will only enhance the voyage.

And yes stoner Aries, your enthusiastic energy will bring you bountiful learned experiences in June.  Soak it up!  Meditative smoke sessions will be filled with research and knowledgeable quests instead of deep inner digs.

The only stress or strain may be found in the final decade of the month.  But each stoner Aries will have their individual challenge to face.  Just remember my resilient Ram:  You are an amazing creature capable of anything you set your mind to.

By the end of the month all sacred bowls will be in balance.  Perhaps a shared smoke session with a cannabuddy will solidify the magic created, and push positivity into the next period.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Aquarius most who know you would consider you to be a generally open minded being. But this June, with a little help from the sacred herb, and a few meditative smoke sessions, you will be able to fully awaken your third eye sight.

Whether you are working on an important project at work, or picking up on the vibes of your cannabis companions during your weekly smoke sesh, your enhanced attention to even the smallest details will be a big help to everyone.

Just be careful my burdened Water-Bearer.  Even if you are seeing things clearly from a lifted perspective, you don’t want your confidence and clarity to come across as being condescending.

Sometimes it takes passing the peace pipe around the circle a few times in order to get everyone on the same level. These are the times when the connection of cannabis can help to calm everyone, and be the catalyst needed to open the lines of communication.

Just be aware stoner Aquarius:  There may be a few conversations this season that should be more talking and less toking.  Be on the lookout for a partner-in-chronic whose vibe is feeling a little off.

You might be ready to blaze into the Summer sesh. Ready to pack the pipe, grab your sticky stash, and hit the open road.  Maybe it’s to light up at your favorite smoke spot for old times’ sake.  Or, perhaps you’re feeling adventurous and have no particular destination in mind.

However, there is someone in your inner smoke circle who isn’t quite prepared for the hot and hazy days of Summer ahead.  Rest assured stoner Aquarius, this person will get their groove back, in no small part because of your kind words and listening ear. But, while it’s great to supply a bud loving buddy with good green, just remember sometimes being a good friend is all that a person really needs.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Virgo, the final Spring month may set up as a battle of ideas.  Perhaps a conflict between natural traits and cosmic influence.  Maybe even a debate between planning and action.  The great news is that there is no better stoner star sign to have a contemplative debate with themselves more so than the stoner Virgo.

My sweet Virgin you will feel at home in May.  Inward contemplation assisted by your cannabis copilot will come easy, and provide sparks of inspiration for action.  However, use caution with high minded communications.  These self reflected marijuana musings might not be ready for smoke circle consumption.

If simple conversations take a defensive or heated tone, step out to toke time to reflect.  You are highly capable stoner Virgo, but an endless argument leads to a dead end of frustration every time.

Thus the debate of the month becomes like that stoney Clash classic, Should I Stay or Should I Go.  Your natural trait, and universal influence, will favor a contemplative stoner Virgo with planning smoke sessions in solitude.  But a brisk cosmic breeze of social energy will tempt the Virgin to the flame of smoke circle dynamics.

There will be times to share a joint, and a philosophical exploration.  There will be times to forgo challenging topics with cannabis companions.  And there will be times to jump into the smoke circle, but keep your secrets and plans to yourself.

It’s all up to you stoner Virgo.  Trust yourself.  Trust the sacred herbal influence.  And trust your connection to the universe. 

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Taurus, let’s look at the coming month as a powerful trip on a cannabis edible.  Trip being the key word.

In the beginning the feeling is serene.  A sense of calm and relaxation washes over you as if nothing has been taken at all, and this is your natural state of being.  Nice and pleasant.

But then the gears change.  The body biom begins to break down and consume the cannabis treat in a less familiar way.  Stable footing for the stoner Bull becomes shaken by terrestrial unease.  Unnerving and paranoid.

But you got this stoner Taurus.  You have ridden this canna-ride before.  Preparations can be made in advance for the known journey ahead.

The month of May could be gleaned the same way.  A pleasant calm feeling in the first decade will give way to turbulent cosmic waves as the month progresses.

Toke time to enjoy the beginning of May with communal smoke sessions with the canna-crew.  Recharge the spacesuit for the coming terrestrial cannanaut adventure.

Mercury retrograde is no treat.  There is no space map to the journey ahead, much like that powerful edible.  But you’ve been here before stoner Taurus.  You got this.

When communication breaks down with your stoner tribe, be fluid like water.  The more you hold your ground with the powerful weight of your stoner Bullish self, the more negative cosmic currents could sweep you away.

Use your cannabis copilot as a third eye guide.  Seek the perspective enhancing vision of the sacred herb in situations of turmoil.

Every trip is personal stoner Taurus.  However, the experienced cannanaut can escape the selfish trip trappings of broken communications to see the perspective of others.  Not easy, but the key to weathering this coming cosmic storm.  God speed stoner Bull.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

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Oh stoner Scorpio, what an interesting life you live.  The final Spring month will be no different.

The itch for change remains.  But universal energy is strengthening the key trait of solitude.  I had to take an extra pull on my own joint to work on this reading!

Toke time for yourself in the first half of May stoner Scorpio.  Your private nature is strengthened by cosmic winds of internal contemplation.  However, with these early smoke sessions, please take note of the marijuana smoke.  Your fellow terrestrial cannanauts cannot know your intentions or plans without your communication.

Yes, decisions and direction must come from internal contemplation my persnipity Scorpion; but everyone can use some guidance and assistance from their canna-crew.  Toke about it and talk about it stoner Scorpio.

May is split in two by the total Lunar eclipse on the 15th.

Even though the month is split, the work put into the beginning of the month will assist you at the end of the month.  Powerful energy will surround the stoner Scorpio after the Full Moon.

The itch for change and the potential repression of feelings could come pouring out.  Make sure to have your stash jars loaded with Indica strains surrounding this Lunar event.

Your stinger is sharp stoner Scopio.  Be careful not to injure your cannabis companions with undesired collateral damage from high energy surges during this time.

The sedative nature of the Indica species might help soothe your sharp instincts, and find contemplation over attack.

However, stoner Scorpio hear me now:  Switch to Sativa strains after the few days of energy overload are over.  We are meant to be in balance; the peak in energy will be followed by a valley.

Wow what a month my valiant Scorpion.  Take care of others, and be sure to toke time with yourself.  Seek wisdom and balance.  Everything is going to be ok.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Sagittarius, as we enter into peak Spring, the birds are singing, the buds are blooming, and the sweet scent of sinsemilla fills the air. Of course, you should stop to smell the roses, and to smoke your favorite kind of flowers, but you should also pay attention to the growth of your financial greens this month.

Stoner Sag, avoid getting your head stuck in the clouds.  If you keep yourself grounded, and focused on tangible goals, you will have amazing opportunities.  Perhaps expansion of your finances, and maybe even elevate your position both on and off the clock.

The time for waiting is over my steady stoner Archer. The time for doing is now! Apply for that promotion you know you’re qualified for. Or, take the leap, and switch to a job where your creativity can help you advance in your career, and where your passions will help you earn your paycheck.

If you do choose to blaze new trails stoner Sag, try to keep the pipe at home, and keep your work grind ganja free.  At least in the early days of this transition.

A cosmic haze will hang in the air most of the month and can result in misunderstandings among even the closest partners-in-chronic or four-twenty friendly coworkers. So, keep your mind clear while on the job.  You don’t want any other factors disrupting lines of communication.

Remember stoner Sagittarius, when it comes to manifesting your dreams into reality:  You can wish for them to come true, or you can work to make them happen.  One will get you there much faster.

Breathe easy stoner Sagittarius, it won’t be all work and no play in May. When the weekends hit, grab your travel pipe, and your favorite recreational reefer, and hit the open road.  Summer is quickly approaching, and the many stoney trails you will blaze all begin with a single puff.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

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Hopefully your cosmic space suit is ready my frisky Fish. The universe has cleared your airspace of any external obstacles, and you are clear for takeoff. So, buckle up stoner Pisces, because this month it is all systems go!

It may have taken you longer to get off the ground than some of your peers, but throughout the month you will continue to soar ever higher until you reach your cruising altitude.

Remember, you’re in the cockpit my high-flying Fish; how high you climb, and how far you journey will be up to you. With nothing but wide-open skies ahead, you can expect your trajectory to be meteoric.

Before you get blazing at full speed, be sure to spend a few days early in the month plotting your course. This doesn’t mean you have to spend hours in official meditative smoke sessions, planning every part or imagining every possibility of your journey. This month, a little time with the sacred herb will go a long way. 

Although you will have the time to take the scenic route, or to get lost wandering, it is still a good idea to have a final destination in mind. Just be sure to toke a few moments to puff puff and plan. It is important to look before you launch stoner Pisces.

While until recently it felt like you were trailing behind your fellow terrestrial cannanauts, now you find yourself in pole position. Just keep in mind that not everything this month needs to be a competition.

Now you are the friend in the lead with plenty of greens. But it wasn’t so long ago that you were the one who needed a little help from their friends. So be mindful stoner Pisces. While for you, the sky might be the limit, you have a few partners-in-chronic who will need a lift in order to soar among the clouds.

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

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If I could pick one strain to define this period for stoner Libras, it would be Trainwreck. This month will hit you hard.  It will take you on a wild ride through intense emotions.  But in the end it will leave you feeling healed and lighter than you were before.

While the effects of Trainwreck paint a picture of what to expect during May, it doesn’t necessarily mean it has to be your particular herbal prescription for the month. You can stock your stash jars full with whatever types of kind buds you please.

But, the secret to sustaining your infamous Libra Equilibrium will be to have a wide range of strains at your combustible disposal.  A selection that can provide you with a variety of effects to help you stay calm, cool, and centered as you navigate through the cosmic chaos.

Stoner Libra, in addition to your regular regiment of recreational reefer, spending quality time with your cannabis companions will be a necessity in May.  Quality time with your best buds will help maintain balance as you navigate the highs and lows of your own emotional journey.

Stoner Libra, you don’t usually have any problems being outgoing, sociable, and friendly. You are always down to puff, puff, and pass the pipe with your partners-in-chronic. And you are known to lead by example and embody the saying, “Sharing is caring.”

But it is also true that sometimes you hide behind the smoke, instead of sharing how you really feel.  Opening up and allowing yourself to be vulnerable can be daunting, but it is necessary in order to grow spiritually and emotionally.

Just inhale a deep breath of the sacred herb stoner Libra. Ingest the calming cannabis vapors, and let your feelings and words flow freely. You may discover that your willingness to talk about your inner workings will inspire someone near you to light up, and finally let go of what’s been holding them back.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Leo the final month of Spring enters into a period of conflict and turmoil.  But you don’t have to participate.

Usually the Lion leads the pack:  The first to break buds and pack bowls.  The universe is sending cosmic chaos to the stoner Zodiac.  Perhaps this month the stoner Leo will be a leader through absentia by example.

Fill the stash jars with pure Indica strains, and Indica dominant hybrids.  Calm, cool, and collected will be your mantra and impetus this month my leary Lion.

After the first decade of the month you will be able to witness your extended smoke circle enveloped by chaotic clouds of cosmic influence.  It is not your role to lead others to safety this month, but instead be the leader of example with your chill demeanor.

The reading I give as a general theme will be most felt surrounding the Lunar Eclipse on the 15th.  Toke time with the sacred herb in the days before the Full Moon to meditate and contemplate your action as a leader through inaction as a dramatic participant.

This time surrounding the Full Moon will be a great time for solo smoke sessions and solo projects around the house.  Use your third eye, stoner Leo, to avoid confrontation and conflict within the extended smoke circle.

Before you know it the final decade of the month will be present, and you will notice cosmic clouds start to lift from the stoner Zodiac.  This will be your sign to re-enter the terrestrial landscape as your usual outgoing self.  By the end of the month you will be breaking buds, and matching bowls with your stoner tribe once again.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope May
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This month, many of the stoner Zodiac will find themselves faced with that age old question: Should I work, or should I play?  But you are not one of them stoner Gemini. You won’t have to waste any time worrying about which one to choose, May will be filled by plenty of both!

While grinding hard and keeping your groove going are both written in the stars, it will be up to you to maintain balance between both worlds. And in order to sustain this peaceful equilibrium throughout the month, the best advice I can offer my toking Twin is this:  Keep the pipe at home.

The only way to ensure an upward trajectory in the workplace, and to enjoy lighthearted stoney time off the clock, is to keep them separate.

Stoner Gemini, when you’re on the job, remember it’s business time. Keep your mind haze-free, and your focus clearly on the tasks in front of you. And once you’re done with work for the day, light one up, and let any thoughts of business fade away with the smoke.

Whether you lean more toward the sweet stimulating Sativa, or usually indulge in the sticky calm-inducing Indica, you should keep your stash jars stocked with both throughout the month.

Whenever you feel like you’re running out of steam, seek out the inspirational vapors of an uplifting Sativa for a little pick-me-up. And when the weekend hits:  Relax, rest, and rediscover your center with more grounding buds.

Stoner Gemini, it might sound strange to some that a person could smoke their way to success. But, as long as you make sure you match your sinsemilla selection with the appropriate situation, you will see gains in your career, and still get to spend plenty of time roasting great ganja with your best buds.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May
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Stoner Capricorn, you can expect your May to be filled with peaceful days of puffing your favorite buds with your favorite people. While the cosmos does not have any cataclysmic events in store for you this month, it is the overflow from the dramatics of the smoke circle that you will have to watch out for.

Other star signs in the stoner Zodiac may find themselves a little more on edge as some planets cast shadows of illusion, and create tensions where normally there wouldn’t be. Stoner Capricorn, while you may not be able to avoid encountering those who are having a rougher month than you, you can control how much you are affected by their negative vibrations.

My stoner Sea-Goat, while shying away, and avoiding all social interactions is one way to protect your own spritely spirits from being brought down, it is not the most advisable.

The best way to keep your own mood elevated, and your optimistic attitude flying high is by sticking to a consistent, smoke-filled regiment of selfcare. Afterall, a little medicated meditation can work wonders. 

Don’t be afraid to dip out to sneak-a-toke if you are feeling a little overwhelmed by the stuff happening to your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Afterall, with everything going on in their own orbit, they may not even notice you left.

Stoner Capricorn, I am not saying you have to pass on all the social smoke sessions. But it may be a good idea to keep your smoke circle limited to invite only. 

There are few situations when tensions flare between best buds that the peace pipe can’t help calm. But a bunch of stoney strangers is a different story. So my indulgent Sea-Goat, as long as you know the people you’re sharing your pipe with, you will spend the month of May in good company:  Making great memories smoking the finest greens.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope May
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Stoner Cancer, the days are getting longer, and the temperatures are heating up as Summer draws closer. So why does it still feel like gray clouds are hanging heavy overhead, and spring showers will never end?

Look around you stoner Cancer. If the sun’s out, and the skies are clear, but you still find yourself feeling hazy or blue, you may want to turn your focus from upward to inward.

Maybe you haven’t been able to fully shake off the melancholy that marred the Winter months. Perhaps grinding day-in and day-out has left you feeling more like a cog stuck in the corporate machine, and less like your usual chronic-loving Crabby self.

The universe is not conspiring to harsh your high stoner Cancer.  It will be up to you, with a little help from some sacred healing herbs, to get your groove back. In the early days of the month, take a step back and toke time to light up, rise up, and look at your situation from an elevated perspective. 

Remember my contemplative Crab, meditation can be manifested in many forms. It doesn’t necessarily mean you have to hide away in a silent smoke-filled room, reflecting on past failures or resolving to do better in the future. 

Of course, you can choose to fire up a bowl of the greenest ganja, and pursue your peace by yourself. But you can also find your state of Zen on a Saturday afternoon spent with your cannabis companions hiking to your favorite smoke spot. 

Stoner Cancer, just know that you hold the key to making the most of May. Learn to light up and let go of whatever might be weighing you down, and your spirits will continue to rise with the temperature the whole month through.

Aries Stoner Horoscope May

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Aries Stoner Horoscope May
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Stoner Aries should receive constructive blessings from the cosmos in May.  What are you building?  Where are you growing?

My unrestrained Ram, think about the final Spring month as a time to bring the life of the party to your work sphere.  There is much to do and much to accomplish.  The planetary alignment supports all systems GO!

Allow your mind to wander from the smoke circle stoner Aries.  Mercury enters retrograde this month, and with this cosmic conundrum comes diminished communications with cannabis companions.

Head strong arguments among friends could pose long lasting injury.  Celebratory bowls of the sacred herb will not be missed this month; matching sessions with canna-buddies will be replaced by solo excursions of quiet contemplation with self.  

Stoner Aries, this may seem antithetical to your natural drives, but the scenario should play out naturally as the month progresses.  Best buds and cannabis companions will be there when the work is done.   

All of this should flow just fine in your daily routine stoner Aries.  You will bring the life of the party to the workplace!  The Ram is quite adept at climbing steep cliffs.  This month will be focused on ascending higher into the economic ecosystem.  Whether it be that half baked idea you have been meditating on, or straight forward time on the work clock, exciting results will show from attendance and attention.

Don’t worry stoner Aries, the pot infused party will return to the personal sphere in the future.  You may be so busy building projects and pouring foundations of success for the future, perhaps you won’t notice missing out on smoke circle dramatics.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

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They say April showers bring May flowers. And you can be certain this month, stoner Aquarius, will be full of all kinds of flowers!  The kind that smell good, the kind you smoke, and the kind that smell good when you smoke them!

While other signs are trying to feel their way through the lingering cosmic clouds this Spring, you will get to light up and breathe easy throughout the rest of the season. Stoner Aquarius, you have the Sun to thank for the warming days, but this month, it is the celestial alignment that ensures this May will be a chronically good one.

Stoner Aquarius, since you will be the one whose spirit feels light and shines bright, it will be up to you to serve as a gleaming guide to your fellow terrestrial cannanauts. Your positivity will be a beacon of calm to all your road weary cannabis companions.  Allow your shining aura to show them the way to a more peaceful destination. And if any of your cannabis companions do fall behind, they will always find their way back by following the scent of that sweet sinsemilla.

You don’t have to wait for summer to hit the trails my wandering Water Bearer. If the sun is shining, you should be out exploring!  Grab your travel piece, some grade-A ganja, and take your stoney sessions back to your favorite outdoors smoke spots.

The Full Moon happens on the 16th this month. It will be a great night to get together with all your partners-in-chronic to celebrate the Lunar Eclipse. You don’t have to go wild stoner Aquarius, just toke the time to light up, look to the sky, and let everyone’s troubles float away with the smoke.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Aquarius, if in March you finally felt like you were heating up, April finds you blazing bright, and moving full speed ahead. It’s no longer about breaking out of your funk, this month the goal is to keep your groove growing.

The winning recipe this season is pretty simple:  Keep doing more of what’s been working, and let the things that aren’t flowing, float away with the smoke.

This includes sticking with the strains that uplift and invigorate you, while avoiding those that call you back to the sluggish sanctuary of your couch.

It all depends upon the kind of motivation you are looking for my ambitious Water-Bearer. Here are a few strains to seek out and toke up this month, depending upon your mood!

Super Lemon Haze:  For when you are looking for inspiration, or wanting to unleash your creativity. Just like biting into the most sour citrus fruit, this strain will have you feeling invigorated and thinking:  ‘What can’t I do?!’

Strawberry Cough Diesel:  Don’t be fooled by the name, this strain can be an amazingly smooth smoke.  Stoner Aquarius you can expect a full-bodied warm feeling leaving you maximally relaxed, while also freeing your mind to soar to new heights.

Harlequin GDP:  A personal favorite, and recommendation for those who have been skeptical of Sativa dominant varieties in the past. Never too racy, this strain is an excellent specimen for when you are looking for that ‘mellow yellow’ kind of vibe. This one is for when you want to get in the zone without feeling overzealous.

Of course, stoner Aquarius, you can smoke any kind and variety of cannabis you want. But, if I could offer one piece of advice this month it would be:  No matter what dutchie you choose to puff on, know that it will be even better when you get to pass it to a cannabis companion sitting on your left-hand side.

Aries Stoner Horoscope April

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Aries Stoner Horoscope April
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Stoner Aries, the days of smoking the dankest nugs at home on the couch are over; at least the couch part of the equation!  Spring is in full swing so grab your buds, and your trusty travel piece; it’s time to take your smoke sessions on the road!

March was meant to be a mellow and mindful month. A season for solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  A time to inhale those insight-expanding vapors while you relax and recharge your cosmic space suit.

But even if it was a spiritually and mentally rejuvenating season, vegetative time is coming to an end. Now it’s grow time my rejuvenated Ram! 

It’s time to branch out, to rejoin the social smoke circle, and get back to puff puff passing time in the company of your favorite cannabis companions. 

With the New Moon ushering in a season of reflection and rebirth for almost all signs of the Stoner Zodiac, there will be plenty for you to catch up on while you talk and toke with the best buds.

Stoner Aries, you might be feeling a little anxious at the idea of getting back to smoking in larger groups. With everyone undergoing notable transformation, you might be worried that you may have outgrown each other.

It might sound cliche, but the best way to overcome this concern is simple:  Be yourself!  Don’t hide behind the smoke. Light up and let the fire illuminate your four-twenty-friendly, charismatic self.

If confrontation with any of your cannabis companions does arise, just smoke your cannabis and speak your piece my reefer-loving Ram. Sometimes people change and do grow apart. It doesn’t mean that you’re wrong or that they’re right. Sometimes different is just that, different.

Just remember stoner Aries, the more you share the more you will care. The more you enjoy fellowship while sharing bowls of the sacred herb, the better you will communicate, and the easier it will be to meet on common ground.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope April
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Stoner Cancer, there will be almost nothing you will have to be crabby about this April. The flowers are budding, the days are getting longer, and your attitude is on the rise. As long as you keep your stash jars at equally high levels, the forecast is looking up.

The cosmic haze that hung over the first few months of 2022 has lifted, leaving nothing but bright skies and wide-open roads. Just remember that while the path ahead may be clear stoner Cancer, it will be up to you as to how far you wander.

After a cool winter spent cooped-up inside, toking Indica on the couch, it’s time to switch to more stimulating Sativa cannabis strains, and take your smoke sessions outside!  Nothing says Spring-is-here like hitting up your best buds to cloud-up your favorite outdoor smoke spots. My chronic-loving Crab, whenever the weather allows, you should be enjoying your nugs out in Nature.  Puffing tree among the trees.

It may not be warm enough for extended getaways, but it’s definitely a good opportunity to do some reconnaissance for future endo-excursions. Now is the perfect time to map out the paths you want to blaze during the coming months. And although we’re not in full summertime adventure mode quite yet, a few dank-filled day trips will hold you over in the meantime.

My confident stoner Crab, it has been a while since you’ve felt this level of high spirit.  Be courageous and ready to conquer whatever the cosmos has in store. This month, breathe deep the invigorating vapors of the sweet sinsemilla, and let it lift you even higher. Regardless of how slow or low the year has felt so far, know that this season, nothing can bring you down!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April
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Stoner Capricorn of all the stoner Zodiac, you’ve had one of the most clouded and challenging beginnings to your year. I say ‘beginning’, but you are well aware that it’s been three rough and wild months of doing your best to navigate your way through the cosmic chaos.

Well, there is finally some good news my ambitious stoner Sea-Goat. Regardless of whether or not it’s written in the stars, you will be surrounded by more than just the sweet scent of sinsemilla.  This month, change is in the air!

And even better, the form this change takes will be manifested by you.  You are in control!

Be sure to toke before you take action stoner Capricorn. Spend the first days of April in deep thought with some healing, yet heady herbs. But be mindful that these earliest smoke sessions should be all about meaningful meditation. 

The goal of this time spent with cannabis is about cultivating clarity of third-eye sight, and clearing the mind of distraction. You don’t want to spend hours spaced out, lost in thought, only to find yourself more clouded than when you started.

Don’t worry stoner Capricorn, you won’t have to face this transition from chaos to tranquility all by yourself. With the New Moon happening on the dawn of the month, you will have a tangible turning point to mark the end of the tumultuous months.  There is a clear celestial line to begin your new journey along a more positive path.

Stoner Capricorn this hard-earned peace is something to commemorate. By the end of the month your smoke sessions will turn away from contemplation, and take on a more celebratory tone. Invite your partners-in-chronic to share in your good fortune and good ganja; because from here on out stoner Capricorn, life is only going to be top shelf for you!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope April
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Stoner Gemini, up to this point, it may feel like not much has happened for you this year. So far, you may not have seen the seeds planted at the New Year grow as much as you had hoped. But I’m here to tell you to take a deep breath, take a few stress relieving tokes of the marijuana smoke, and relax my terrestrial Twin.

It’s officially the first full month of Spring! You can expect to see your spiritual and financial gardens experience noticeable growth. Remember stoner Gemini, that when it comes to our plants and our plans, time spent in a vegetative state is just as important as when they start to bloom.

Sure, this period of slow growth may not be the most exciting, but it is crucial in creating a strong, healthy foundation. This incubation time is the groundwork for everything that follows; after all, the tallest trees only reach great heights if their roots run deep.

Stoner Gemini, the most substantial growth will be in the realm of work. As long as you maintain your ambitious momentum, your peers and the higher ups will notice your contributions to the team. At least for the first couple weeks it will be best to stay off the pipe when you’re on the clock.

This month, you want to keep your work-grind and your herbal-grind separate. So, save those sweet, sticky bowls to celebrate a good day’s work, instead of slowing down your brain at work.

My stoner Twin, April isn’t going to be all work and no play. Your time outside of the office will be as hazy as ever. You’re not the only sign of the stoner Zodiac who had a slow start to the year. Your cannabis companions are coming out of Winter hibernation, and ready to blaze up with you under the bright Spring sun.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April

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Leo Stoner Horoscope April
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Stoner Leo:  What’s that bright fiery object floating high up in the sky? No, it’s not a comet or a UFO, it’s the Sun! And this month my fiery Lion, you too will be a shining star.

In April it doesn’t matter if you’re a moonchild or not, all in the stoner Zodiac will get the opportunity for a fresh start. The New Moon happening at the dawn of the month means you can let all of the setbacks, and the false starts the year has brought so far, go up in smoke.

Some days were tinted with a glossy ganja glow, other times even the most enlightening cannabis couldn’t help you see through the fray. But now you will be able to light up, lift off, and rise above the haze.

Stoner Leo, set aside time early in the month for a deep dive into your subconscious. Breathe deep the perspective expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and allow the illusion of impossibility burn away with every puff.

With your third-eye open, you will have a new clarity of sight for the path ahead.  Your destination is wherever you want to go!

You no longer have to conform to the role of a cautious cat.  You can get back to your true form:  The loud-smoking, fierce and fiery Leader of the Pack.

We may not be officially in the season of Leo, but you are definitely in your element. Everything from the daily grind to the biggest sesh will be no match for you my stoner Lion. 

Just like the Spring causes the plants to bloom, and the greens to bud, you will help your cannabis companions flourish when they are in your presence. So roar loud and roast often stoner Leo, because once you ignite the fire inside of you, nothing will be able to put it out!

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Libra, this year you don’t have to wait for Summer to experience a season of love. This April, whether you are single or in a relationship, you can expect to reignite old flames, fan the embers of your current partnership, or feel the spark of a new romantic interest.

When you reup your stash of sacred herbs, be mindful that you will be packing many of your bowls for two; so stock up heavy this month. Of course, passing around kind buds is not the only way to show your affection stoner Libra.  But it is true that sharing is caring, and you don’t want your smoke sessions to end early because you ran out of nugs.

This season my lovely Libra, the blessings of Venus will not be limited exclusively to romantic relationships. You can expect to strengthen bonds, and deepen connections, with all of your fellow terrestrial astronauts; whether they are a lover, your best bud, or your newest coworker.

I do offer one cautionary comment stoner Libra:  It is a good idea to keep your peace pipe packed and ready to puff puff and pass throughout the month. Yes, it is true you can expect to see a great deal of growth and evolution in many of your interpersonal relationships, but it is also true that sometimes growth comes with growing pains.

The tradeoff of getting to know someone better is that you won’t always like everything you might learn about them. Stoner Libra, just remember that you’re not always going to agree on everything.

Instead of arguing, toke on it, and talk about it.  When you light up a bowl of the sacred sinsemilla you can rise above almost any problem. Afterall, it doesn’t matter if you’re team Indica and they’re team Sativa; because at the end of the day, you are all a part of team green!

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope April
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Stoner Pisces, March was all about breaking away from the smoke circle to sit quietly with your thoughts and the sacred herb. It was a time to light up, to look inward, and take some much needed ‘Me Time.’ 

Hopefully you took advantage of this period to recreate, reflect, and hit the reset button. Because this month you will be rejoining your fellow tokin’ terrestrial cannanauts for happening hangouts and hotbox sessions.

We start April off with a New Moon my frisky Fish. Which aligns perfectly for showing your partners-in-chronic the new you. And whether or not they notice your rediscovered inner peace, they are sure to notice you have gotten your groove back. So roll up a few joints, and invite your cannabis companions to join you in a celebratory smoke session.

Stoner Pisces everything seems to be on the rise this April. The weather is heating up, your optimism is elevated, and you can even expect to grow your financial greens too!

Just remember that while building up your bank account is nice, it can be even easier to burn through those hard-earned bucks. To ensure your accounts don’t dip into the red, you will have to balance your eagerness to earn, and your readiness to spend.

After the bills are paid, go ahead and splurge a little stoner Pisces. Treat yourself to some of your favorite top shelf buds, or a few extra edibles for the weekend. But, remember that you will save more, and can even smoke more, by sticking with mid-shelf selections most days.

Stoner Pisces, you should still make medicated meditation sessions part of your weekly routine.  Maintain the calm you’ve cultivated over the past couple months. But, with Spring in full bloom, it’s time to light up and let loose. Your year may have started out with a slow burn my friendly Fish, but by the end of April, you’ll be blazing with the best of them.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Sagittarius, with the Full Moon happening on the dawn of the month, you will experience a spark of inspiration and energy that will keep your spirit blazing throughout April!

Although it will be up to you to keep your stash jars filled with good greens and the frostiest nugs, one thing you can count on is that good times and ganja vibes will be in no short supply.

If you are a single stoner Sag, and there is an old flame you want to reignite, or a new romantic prospect you want to spend more time with, April is the perfect season to fire up a bowl together, and find out if the feeling is mutual. 

And if you already have that special cannabis companion to share that sacred smoke with, then April will be an emotionally fulfilling and fiery month for sure. 

Stoner Sagittarius, during this period when we talk about the economic grind, know that it doesn’t strictly pertain only to your time at work. You will easily rise above all expectations of your job, so right now your focus should be on the activities after you clock out for the day.

Roast up at the river my smokey Sagittarius. Fire up your favorite flower out in the meadow, or light up at the lake. Any day you are able to spark up outside of the house will be a day well spent.

Be confident my ambitious Archer that no matter how high you aim, you are sure to hit your mark in April. Know that when you are done puffing and playing out in Nature, you can return to your stoney sanctuary for a more relaxing smoke session to get some rest before the next chapter of your endo-adventure!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Scorpio change is in the air this Spring!  Turbulent cosmic winds have knocked you back and forth for what must seem like an eternity.  Important celestial movements this month will create a new period of calm that should soothe the stoner Scorpio like a mellow edible that reaches the perfect level.

New beginnings my stable stoner Scorpion.  There is a bit of celestial magic operating at the dawn of April.  The New Moon rises in March and sets in April.  Pack a celebratory bowl of cannabis to welcome in this new phase early in the month.

Perhaps you have been working on new beginnings in your personal life.  Agents of chaos might have slowed you down.  Breathe in the calming nature of the sacred herb.  Use your ganja gifted third eye sight to see the roadmap of destiny as it unveils before your eyes.

Now is the time to use free will to progress toward your destiny stoner Scorpio.

In the work sphere there is more potential for positive change.  Whether it is a project or an occupation, many stoner Scopio’s have been feeling as if there may be new opportunities or a change in direction that could set them free from a stagnant routine.

Yes stoner Scorpio, this may be the month where meditative daydreaming turns into terrestrial action.

Keep your cannabis consumption to Sativa strains this month.  There will be a lot to do, and a lot to think about.  The creative properties of the Sativa species could loosen those mental gears obstructing progress.

One foot in front of the other stoner Scorpio.  You are marching toward your destiny.  And everything is going to be ok.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Taurus April is set up to set you apart from the broader smoke circle.  But it’s your cannabis connections with your canna-buddies that will get you through.

Most of the stoner Zodiac will be getting a fresh start with the New Moon falling on a new month.  Unfortunately things get a bit more complicated for the stoner Bull.

Perhaps you can see the setup taking shape in the sphere of your business or economic life.  There are complex challenges that must be endured this month.  It is through meditations with cannabis that you might be able to see the bigger picture.  Challenges, obstacles, and perhaps failures are expected this month.  But through your third eye sight could they be interpreted as opportunities and new beginnings?

Basically stoner Taurus, others in the stoner Zodiac will be gifted a new beginning, but you will have to work for yours.

Reach out to your cannabis community.  It is within the smoke circle of fellowship that you might be able to unlock the positivity within uncomfortable dilemmas.

Seek counsel among your cannabis cohort.  The blessing this month is the communal aspect of our cannabis copilot.  All obstacles have keys that will transform them into opportunities.  You hold all the keys within your connection to cannabis stoner Taurus.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April

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What stoner Virgo doesn’t like a good puzzle or a complex game?  The April time period will present challenges and obstacles synonymous with these methods and concepts.

Buckle up my valiant Virgin.  Before the big match, or when the puzzle lay in pieces, the forthcoming challenge can seem daunting and intimidating.  Trust and Courage will be required to complete the challenge.

The month begins without warning of the start time as the New Moon falls on March 31st.  Toke time in the first few days of April to meditate with the sacred herb.  Just you, your favorite piece, and some cosmic cannabis.

Focus your medicated meditation on Trust and Courage.

Trust yourself stoner Virgo.  You have all the tools required to solve any dilemma that comes your way this month.  Cannabis helps us see ourselves.  Take a mindful note with your third eye gazed within.  You have great strengths and wonderful attributes.  Acknowledge them.  Empower them.

The universal puzzle or the cosmic game presented this month are yours, and yours alone.  Steady your nerves throughout the month with high CBD rich cannabis strains.  You have entered a fluid period where options and obstacles must be addressed with confidence and Courage.  

One aspect of April that will be less murky and opaque is the sphere of love.  The planets have aligned in your favor my vivacious Virgin.  Perhaps this cosmic warm breeze will be enhanced by the early smoke session focused on confidence?  

No matter the sphere of influence or the cosmic conundrum presented, toke time with your cannabis copilot to instill Trust in yourself, and Courage to smoke the competition.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Virgo, did you miss Valentine’s Day in February?  Perhaps the calendars are off.  The New Moon on March second is possibly your second chance at Valentine’s love.  

For partnered Virgos this means a chance at rekindling that old spark that lit the flame of the relationship.  Toke the opportunity to burn a bowl with your love.  Light the cannabis connection that assisted companionship.

For single Virgos this New Moon marks a moment for new possibilities.  You are entering a phase of opportunity for cannabis companionship.  Inhale the positive machinations of the sacred herb, and blow out the spark of manifestation.

Perhaps the February time period was more stagnant than you would prefer my lovely Virgin.  March will be the month of self motivation, and you are certainly capable of this task.

There are times to burn philosophical sacred bowls, and contemplate free-will versus destiny.  And there are times spark-up the divine inspiration contained within the magic of the sacred herb.  Get up and get moving stoner Virgo!  It’s all up to you right now.

Enjoy the month.  It gets off to a memorable emotional tone.  But then the bounty of benefits throughout the month all fall within your sphere of understanding and motivation.  

Associate action with smoke sessions.  Focus on health and body more so than heady contemplations of life, the universe, and everything.  As all things fall into place by month’s end.  Perhaps you will truly be able to question if your conscious actions got you there, or if it were destiny all along.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

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My bud-loving Bull, of all in the stoner Zodiac, you have the highest times ahead of you this March. Spring is upon us, and you will get to indulge in smelling and smoking the flowers more often than most other signs in your smoke circle. 

Your forecast for the month will be filled almost exclusively with good vibes, and of course the stickiest greens. This month is a toking choose-your-own-adventure story.  Whether you choose to enjoy your nugs outdoors on a nature walk, or prefer to puff puff pass the time within the four walls of your stoney sanctuary, all sessions are blessed.

But as you puff, just be sure to pay it forward stoner Taurus. Remember that there are many of your cannabis companions who will have more trouble seeing through the smoke. 

You will be in a position to be the friend with weed this season. So, when you can, toke the time to pass the dutchie to the left, and invite those who might be stumbling to join you on your cosmic carpet ride.

Just be mindful when there are unfamiliar faces joining the smoke circle. You have every reason to be proud of all the positivity you are manifesting right now stoner Taurus. But remember that not everyone will be as immediately outgoing as you.  There will be some you encounter who will be more cautious in opening up to new people. Be patient when you encounter those who are a little more shy.

Of course, you will all have something to agree upon – good ganja.  Meet them on their level, and give it time. The best way to get everyone to join the party this month is to keep the cannabis burning, the kind words flowing, and of course my bold stoner Bull, just be yourself.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March

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It will be hard to deny the positivity stoner Scorpio.  The days are getting longer, and that fresh Spring feeling is traveling through the air.  I warned you that the first couple months of 2022 would be a test of internal fortitude; but now it’s time to open the curtains, smile at your neighbors, and seek out communal ganja gatherings once again!

Toke time to seal the blessings from the universe with a solo meditative smoke session on or around the New Moon of the 2nd.  Create a comfy safe space to explore your internal drives with your cannabis spirit guide.  Inhale the positivity of the plant, and exhale your positive wishes onto the terrestrial world.  The power of this manifesting marijuana meditation will be felt throughout the month.

Feel the love and positivity stoner Scorpio.  It will serve you well immediately.  Cosmic winds of conflict could arise in the work sphere in the weeks after the New Moon.  But with cannabis infused universal blessings manifesting, these conflicts will be seen as the simple obstacles that they are.  

We can’t all be on the same page, or within the same sacred space of perception.  Your internal guide will create an ease of understanding toward your fellow man that should transcend any turmoil.

Potentially the magic of the month will be surrounding the Full Moon on the 18th.  This special Moon will blast a bright glow of openness often discarded by the stoner Scorpion.  Seek out your close cannabis companions for a philosophical smoke circle of sharing.  Match bowls with the canna-crew, and share stories.

Yes, share yourself stoner Scorpio.  You never know what you might learn by stepping out with the sacred herb as your guide among close cannabis companions.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Sagittarius it’s been a while since your true nature was able to stretch out unbridled on the terrestrial plane.  As much as you appreciate internal strategizing and building a plan, your core drives are out campaigning in the wild unknown.

This month will not satiate your internal desire, but it will continue building toward that end.  

Be prepared early in the month for communal smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle.  Stock the sacred treasure chest of cannabis with varied species and delivery methods.

The recent past has been filled with internal missions with your cannabis copilot.  Now internal sacred meditative strategizing smoke sessions will turn toward intel gathering amongst the ganja gang.  But be forewarned my stealthy Archer:  Remain rooted to your own domain or within verified safe spaces.  Universal influence surrounding outbound adventure remains obscured with inauspicious darkness.

Cosmic favor leans toward intelligent smoke sessions with the broader smoke circle, but do so only in verified, comfortable, guarded spaces.

This premonition has a double meaning as the month progresses.  What may appear to be intel gathering on a personal level for future adventure, will morph into strategizing for missions in the business sphere.  I appreciate you long for the action of battle my fierce Archer.  But no great garden of victory grew without a contemplative placement of well sewn seeds.

Yes stoner Sag, adventure is coming.  As with the internal medicated meditative smoke sessions in the recent past, this month is a natural progression supported by cosmic design toward the ends of your true purpose.  Wow, it must be heavy to be you.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Pisces, you’ve spent the first months of 2022 playing the role of helper and healer to your cannabis companions. You were there for your smoke circle through their low moments, as well as the highs. 

But now we are in Pisces season my frisky Fish.  This month really is all about YOU! It’s time to toke a break from being everyone else’s ganja guru, and focus on giving yourself the attention that you need.

Start off the first days of March with deep and dank meditative smoke sessions. Spend time away from the smoke circle stoner Pisces; just you, your favorite pipe, and the sacred herb. 

Whether it’s your favorite secluded smoke spot, or in the comfort of your cozy stoney sanctuary; find a peaceful place where you can light up the loud, and quiet your mind.

Consider cerebrally-stimulating strains like Blue Dream or White Widow when selecting your herbal aids for these moments of medicated meditation. 

Blue Dream is ideal for when you are focused on holistic healing. Its vapors can uplift your consciousness, ease bodily tensions, and calm your spirit. It will help you enter into a contemplative state of mind without getting lost in thought, or stuck on the couch.

Stoner Pisces, switch up your prescription to White Widow when you are ready to turn reflection and exploration into implementation. It can be a bit more stimulating, and might leave you restless if you don’t have an outlet for the elevated creative energy. But it is a great strain for when you are really getting back into the groove of getting things done.

Just remember that the goal of this month’s solo smoke sessions isn’t to avoid your friends and cannabis companions. It’s about giving yourself the space and time you need to look in the mirror, and like what you see. So be mindful of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, but stay focused on you, my friendly Fish. 

Libra Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Libra, sometimes life is like a bag of bud, and unfortunately, it’s not always going to be the top shelf kind. Sometimes it seems like the bag has more stems and seeds than anything worth smoking inside. 

When you get dealt a subpar sack you can choose to waste time picking through the unwanted parts trying to salvage worthwhile nugs. Or, you can count your losses, toss the whole thing, and try for a better bag. 

It’s only March my balanced stoner Libra!  Already you’ve experienced what seems like a year’s worth of seeds and stems. But this month it is time to let go of all the shortcomings, fire up some kinder buds, and toke a fresh start. 

The good news stoner Libra is that this month will be shwag free!  The stars have aligned in your favor, and the cosmic haze that overshadowed the first couple months of 2022 will fade, clearing the way for higher prospects. So get ready for a come up!

Of course, you will still have to work for it stoner Libra.

The first few days of March should be spent in meaningful medicated meditation. Breathe deep, inhale the perspective-expanding magic of the sacred herb. If the cosmos is bringing you a fresh start and new opportunity, you will need to know what you want to achieve, and how high you want to rise.

Don’t worry if you feel like the year has been mediocre so far.  Know that from this point forward how far you go will only be limited by what you can imagine. It’s finally your turn stoner Libra. Now it’s your time to dream big, smoke better, and manifest the magical future that you want to see!

Leo Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Leo, what do you do when a plant gets too big for its current pot? You transfer it to a bigger pot of course. Those roots need space to grow!

So far in the year you have been making forward progress, but maybe not as far and as fast as it could be. This March you too will need to find your own bigger pot with fresh, nutrient rich soil to let your roots grow deeper, and to allow room for your branches to spread.

You will always be the loud-smoking, leader-of-the-pack Lion, but right now you need to break away from the pride. It’s time to take a break from focusing on the rest of the pack to pack a bowl for one. Spend the month of March resting and reflecting on what makes you roar my stoner Lion.

It’s not about the grass being greener on the other side, it’s about nurturing your own garden so you can flourish, and grow to your greatest potential. Sometimes this means you have to shed old leaves to make way for new buds.

Your strain selection should reflect your goal of maximizing both your spiritual and physical expansion. You can go for maximum diversity by picking a couple Indica and a few Sativa options. This way you can match your strains to whatever your mood and the moment calls for. Or you can gather a few Hybrids that can be cerebrally stimulating yet will still keep you grounded in the terrestrial world.

Although growth is the theme and focus this month, know that it doesn’t stop when the month ends. Build the groundwork now stoner Leo, and you will continue growin’ and tokin’ the whole year through.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Gemini I warned that better days of the year were around the corner.  The slow start to 2022 is over!  Get ready to rip and roll your way into a stoney cosmic adventure.

The action influence from the universe comes hot and heavy like a glob slab slammed on a glowing nail.  The New Moon on the 2nd will send cosmic waves of a shifting tide.  Pack a celebratory bowl for one on this date to welcome the change with your personal cannabis guide.

These action items will manifest in the work sphere.  Any passion projects or work tasks will get a boost from cosmic encouragement.  The wonderful nature of this influence implies that kind feedback will occur as a direct result of your actions.

Yes stoner Gemini; the only risk you run of missing out is the danger of couchlock.  Keep the stash jar loaded with energetic Sativa species to bring inspiration AND action to the forefront.

Ah my stoner Twin.  It just wouldn’t be a month worth remembering if you didn’t have some sort of battle with the dual nature of life, and within yourself.  As the month progresses there will be moments of trepidation and insecurity.

Toke a moment with the sacred herb to contemplate these situations before they get the best of you.  Perhaps, all that is needed is a positive outlook to see any obstacle or dilemma as an opportunity or learning lesson.  

These are the situations where a shared bowl with your close cannabis compadre might be the ear or sounding board needed to find the positive path.  

Good luck stoner Gemini.  There should be enough to do this month to keep you both busy!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March

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It’s over stoner Capricorn!  All the swag analogies and bunk bud predictions of continued struggles are done!  March represents a rebirth for the stoner Sea-Goat.  Now, you can truly start to climb the cliffs of progress.

Early in the month around the time of the New Moon on the 2nd, toke time with your sacred herbal guide.  Sink deep into a medicated meditative state.  Use this solo adventure with cannabis as a sort of internal house cleaning.  Flush out the struggles of the past, and open the pathways for progress in the future.

Use this solo deep dive with the sacred herb as a way to set the stage for positivity in March.  The cosmic influence is changing.  Prepare yourself for brighter days so that when the transition occurs, you will be eager to seize the day instead of confused by the circumstances.

With the deep cleansing solo dive out of the way, stock the stash jars with light and airy Sativa cannabis strains.  The cannabis experience for the remainder of the month should invoke creativity and flexibility more so than a contemplative medicated state.  The flexibility found within a light regiment with the sacred herb will allow balance within this positive transition.

Cleanse the spirit.  Heal the body.  Reset the mind.  Everything that follows will be connected to your true internal drives.  Everything will be possible once again stoner Capricorn.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Cancer, at this point, you may be feeling a bit jealous of some of the other signs in the stoner Zodiac. Maybe you are a little annoyed at having watched some of your peers start the year with a meteoric rise, while you seemed to find yourself stuck on the launch pad. Well buckle up stoner Cancer, and prepare for takeoff, because this month it’s all systems go!

While you saw those in your sphere blast off and blaze bright at first, they didn’t do a very good job pacing themselves for the long haul. Now, you are seeing those same cannabis cosmonauts crashing back down to earth, out of gas, and low on green energy.  And it’s only March.

This month, light up and breathe easy my contemplative Crab; the days you spent at a slow burn will start to pay off. Those days when you thought you were falling behind, were really about preparing your cosmic space suit for the many terrestrial travels ahead. 

By rationing your reefer and energy over the past couple months, you have built up your reserves and ensured you will have enough of both to make this Spring one of the most happening and haziest ever.

Stoner Cancer, avoid making the same mistakes as your cannabis companions whose endo-adventures ended prematurely. In other words:  Slow your roll.

Keep your eye on your destination, but don’t forget to enjoy the journey. Toke the scenic route stoner Cancer. Feel the wind on your face, and those sweet sacred vapors in your lungs, as you make pit stops at your favorite smoke spots.

Stoner Cancer, you may feel like you’re finally getting your cosmic groove back. Just be sure to keep it moving at a sustainable pace, otherwise you risk running out of steam before you get to the hot and happy days of summer.

Aries Stoner Horoscope March

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Ok stoner Aries, the hangover of the slow start to 2022 is over.  Did you toke time to recover in February?  A cosmic window of opportunity is opening in March.  A new day you might say is upon us.

This transition into a more positive mental space comes right away in the first Spring month.  The New Moon on the 2nd marks a universal cleansing.  But, my rambunctious Ram, the blessings of this cosmic changeover might be felt differently depending upon the recuperative steps taken in February.

Be honest stoner Aries:  Did you toke time with cannabis to slow yourself down in the final Winter month?  Did you use the sacred herb to heal, and seek internal guidance?

There is great news for those Aries who addressed their physical aches, and mental anguish, with recuperative smoke sessions.  Now the landscape will shift.  Bowls will seem a bit brighter.  Circumstances may not appear to change, but the ideas and attitudes gleaned from those sacred moments with cannabis will shift into notes of positivity and hope.

For those stoner Aries who did not heed the words to slow down, and toke time for self in February, all is not lost; but there is still work to be done.  Absolutely this New Moon on the 2nd must be used to make up for lost time.  Sink deep into self with a solo medicated meditative smoke session in a safe space.

There are dangers in leaning into a state of melancholy with an internal self assessment.  However, the universe has your back finally!  Great discoveries await by connecting you with yourself through an exercise with cannabis.  Perhaps after this exercise you can catch up to your advanced brethren, and truly feel the positive shifts in the cosmic winds during March.

No matter your past, or your future, things will start to heat up this month.  A welcome cosmic warmth for any adventurous stoner Ram.  Use the cannabis connection with your third eye sight to see the hill in front of you.  Pipes are warming, but there are many bowls yet to be burnt before the peak is mounted.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Aquarius, if your cannabis companions want to find you this month, all they will have to do is look up! It may be true that you’ve been toking it low and slow up to this point, but as long as you aim for the stars, you will find yourself blazing to new heights in March. 

Your upward trajectory will have your fellow terrestrial travelers watching you closely.  Don’t fret my judicious Water-Bearer, observers might have red-eyes, but their stares aren’t critical. Actually, it is quite the opposite; you will have the admiring gazes of all who come into your orbit.

Because of this universal admiration, you will have the opportunity to raise up those around you. So, you will need to lead by example stoner Aquarius.

This means top shelf buds only this month! You don’t want others to see you smoking sad, shwaggy green. Remember, my chronic-loving Aquarius:  Friends don’t let their cannabis companions smoke bunk weed!

In fact, accumulating the best green bud will coincide with a cosmic mission to collect green paper as well. It takes effort to accumulate the sacred green as well as the matrix money.  But you are up to the challenge stoner Aquarius.

With all the prosperity you can expect this March, it will be important to remember the sacred stoner mantra:  Sharing IS caring.

Be mindful of your spending stoner Aquarius.  You don’t need to go overboard and burn through your stash and savings just to please others. The point is to help when you can. To share a bowl with those who find their own stash jar low, or to cover the pizza when your partner-in-chronic has had a long week, and just need a night of great ganja and good people.

Whatever you do this month, be sure to pay it forward stoner Aquarius. Now is your time to shine, but you never know when you will be the one who will need that kindness repaid.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Aquarius, have you ever been smoking your preroll, inhaling the sweet vapors of the sacred sinsemilla, only to start coughing because you realized you smoked it down so much that you had started burning into the paper crutch? 

January was much like this: it started off smooth, fulfilling and enjoyable. But you may have burned too hot, too quickly and by the end of the month you found yourself out of energy with an empty stash jar.

Stoner Aquarius, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, as you were highly successful in lifting the spirits of those around you. You shared your bright aura and good ganja with all of your fellow tokin’ terrestrials. You spread good vibes and shared high times with those in your orbit who really needed help rising above rough times. 

You don’t need to change your attitude or your optimism my water-pipe bearer, just try to slow your roll a little as you move through February.

Right now, you will need to swing your focus from serving others to self-care. Spend whatever time you need to rest and recharge your own cosmic spacesuit stoner Aquarius. 

Because health and healing are the goal, Indica dominant strains should be your go-to ganja selection during this season. Of course, you can seek out the consciousness-expanding Sativas when it is spiritual healing you want to focus on, but overall relaxation and recreation should be your highest priority.

Don’t worry though stoner Aquarius, low-key doesn’t mean you have to be lazy or that the month will be lame. You can still join your cannabis companions to share a joint or two, or enjoy late night bong rips with your best buds. Just don’t neglect your solo smoke sessions. 

You have an exciting and fulfilling year ahead where you will play the role of ganja guru, guiding your partners-in-chronic on countless endo-adventures. So, my stoner Aquarius, toke it easy now so your fire doesn’t burn out before you reach your final destination.

Aries Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Aries you survived!  January is over!  Done.  Ashed out.

Bold Aries. You know those nights where you rushed into the smoke session, and maybe you stayed too long?  The next day might be considered more of a fog than a memory.  Let’s look at February like that, my recovering Ram.

Seek communion with cannabis in soothing safe spaces this month.  You might temper your bold nature, and try more mellow cannabis strains.  Perhaps low THC and high CBD strains will fit your mood.

Repair and recovery are not just themes for the personal sphere stoner Aries.  Any workplace drama or lingering issues with collaborators must be faced at this time.  

Breathe in the perspective enhancing nature of the sacred herb.  Perhaps your role in this communication breakdown was larger than you initially felt.  Squash the beef stoner Aries.  And if you can match bowls with a coworker, I can’t think of a better way to clear the air than to cloud up the room.

Heal, rest, and recuperate in your safe space.  Make high minded attempts to repair broken lines of communication in the workplace.  Once these recuperative tasks are complete, you will be ready to rip, roll, and roar in 2022.  

Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Cancer, last month the goal was to smoke the high grade and keep it lowkey. It was about finding your way along the mellow middle path through consistent medicated meditation; it was a time to toke it slow and allow yourself the headspace needed to philosophize and plan out where you want to go next.

Many of these were solo smoke sessions, or limited only to your closest cannabis companions. Now it’s time to get back out there to share those great greens and good vibes with more of your fellow tokin’ terrestrials. 

But, as you expand your smoke session this February, be mindful that not everyone can be expected to be in such a zenful state of mind, my calm and collected Crab.

So, stoner Cancer, it is a good time to get out the peace pipe and give it a good deep cleaning…you will need it this month.

The good news is that new dramas aren’t a part of the month’s forecast. Instead, unresolved tensions and hurt feelings can resurface as people hangout and hotbox with those they haven’t seen in a while. 

When the conversation stalls or gets a little heated, just let go and let the sacred herb guide the communications forward. After everyone shares a few bowls, the room might be a little hazy, but you will be able to see others’ perspectives more clearly.

Stoner Cancer, it’s not about who is right or who was wronged. It’s about listening to each other, lighting up together, and helping everyone to meet on a higher and healthier level.

After-all, especially when it comes to spending time toking and talking with our partners-in-chronic, good ganja is something we can all agree upon.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Capricorn, if 2021 was a bag of buds, it would have been shwag at best. And while you may have thought that the New Year was going to be more like top shelf, grade-A green, you seem to still find yourself picking through the stems and seeds of life.

But what do you do when you aren’t able to get ahold of better-quality buds? You upgrade your smoking utensils, of course! And if you want to make the most of the bag you’re dealt this month, then this is exactly the approach you will need to take. 

Unfortunately, stoner Capricorn, I can’t say that February will be any more predictable or promising. But I can say that how you approach the highs and lows during this period, and the tools you employ to rise above the uncertain times ahead, IS, within your control. And, although you can’t always change the situation you’re in, you can work to change your perspective.

The good news is my chronic-loving Capricorn, you do not have to undertake these mind-expanding exercises on your own. Fortunately, the sacred herb is more than just a magical plant that makes you giggle or gives you the munchies. Its healing vapors will also help you to introspect, reflect, and recalibrate how you respond to the challenges you face.

Stoner Capricorn, when the roads ahead are hazy and it’s hard to see, sometimes you just need to get to an elevated vantage point. So, this month, allow the sacred herb to lift your spirits and line of sight above and out of the fray.

Just remember to keep your expectations realistic stoner Capricorn. Expecting that the sky will be the limit may not be the most practical during this time, but it’s always a good idea to aim a little higher!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Gemini, how did you make it through the dual retrograde cycle last month?  Did the magic of the sacred herb engage your super Twin power?  Well here you are, ready to shred, pack, and light up another exciting month.

Be prepared stoner Gemini, entering February will be like hitting that wall of sweet smells from the sacred herb.  You are in for a quick change of pace as the planets move on, and throw you into a different phase.

Keep smoke sessions light and airy.  Don’t dive in too deep at the beginning of the month.  Feel the change of pace with your raw psyche.  The cannabis strain does not matter, just make sure to consume just enough to get you where you want to go.

Once the beginning phase of the month is over, and you have caught your bud-loving bearings, you should feel like yourself again.  Your sense of humor will return.; your ability to adapt and thrive within a social setting will come to the forefront.  You may not have realized they were gone, but you will definitely feel them come back.  I’ll smoke to that!

Although the planetary motion will free stuck stash jars and ground joints, the new phase will bring a cooler to the work sphere and finances.  

February will be the month to take it easy on the toking.  Responsibility, accountability, and agility will be key.  Pinchie bowls go with pinching pennies.  Furthermore, a clear head may help you address some debt that is weighing you down.

The good news is that this potential tolerance break after the first six days of the month will be a breeze.  With the adaptive and communicative gears grinding once again, you may hardly notice the absence of your cannabis copilot.

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Leo, you headed into the New Year with optimistic anticipation, excited to say goodbye to all the rough waters you navigated through 2021. But, like many of your cannabis cohorts, your eagerness may have clouded your vision leaving you unable to see the equally rough rapids January had in store.

The bad news: unfortunately, my stoner Leo, I cannot say that the cosmos are ready to clear the skies and calm the choppy waters quite yet.

This means that during this transitional period in February, you will need to toke it day by day. Use these last days of hazy uncertainty to grind up, light up, and allow the healing vapors of the sacred herb to make the much-needed repairs to your cosmic space suit.

The good news: there’s not much further to go before you will once again be flowing along peaceful cosmic currents.

Stoner Leo, since you are stuck in standby month, you might as well make the most of it! You should put off making any big decisions or taking long trips during this time. So, hit up your partners-in-chronic, gather up everyone’s favorite sativa or indica selections, and smoke until the path ahead becomes clearer. 

Don’t let yourself feel down if it doesn’t feel like you’re moving forward fast enough this month, stoner Leo. Sometimes we just need to sit with stillness. Allow the sacred sinsemilla to serve as the backdrop for these peaceful sessions of THC inspired tranquility. 

Stoner Leo, you will be back to your full fiery ferocity next month; space-cruising through terrestrial planes, reaching new highs and new destinations. But, at least for the moment, it is best to burn your bowls close to home and let your imagination do the wandering! 

Libra Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Libra, of all the signs of the stoner Zodiac, you had one of the most energetic and aspirational starts to the new year. While others were still recovering from 2021, feeling dazed and confused, you were busy planting the foundational seeds for the big come up in 2022.

You should be proud of the work you’ve put in during these first few weeks. A celebratory bowl or two are definitely in order! But there is still much to do stoner Libra, so don’t overdo it. Remember, there is a difference between lighting up a chronic bowl of calming cannabis after a long day of work, and smoking yourself into a couch-coma.

Stoner Libra, you often play the mediator and mentor to those in your inner smoke circle, helping others to see both sides of the equation and maintain spiritual balance. But this month you will have to pay close attention to your own personal inner equilibrium.

With such ambitious goals you have set for yourself it can be discouraging when you don’t see results immediately. Remember my stoner Libra, you’re in it for the long haul! Gardens don’t sprout overnight; seeds take time to grow; the dankest buds require patience and care and diligence to become extra frosty.

Stoner Libra, when it comes to your selection of sinsemilla this February, get back to your balanced roots and stick to hybrid nugs. Sometimes you will need the sacred herb to help calm your eagerness to get to the finish line. But, you will also want something that will motivate you to keep it moving and remind you that the time will come when you get to harvest the fruits of all your hard work.

Try not to spend so much time worrying about how much you’re getting done. Instead, keep to your grind, light one up, and just let it grow!

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Pisces, did you enjoy a mellow start to the new year? Did you use the first month of 2022 to grind up the ganja and give yourself the time needed to gather your thoughts?

For those of you who embraced the opportunity to slow your roll, you can prepare yourself for an equally peaceful and stoney sequel this February. And for those who chose to chase the chaos instead of the calm, make sure you don’t miss out on this second chance to pursue a more peaceful path.

You are equal parts compassionate and chronic-loving my stoner Pisces. And in recent times you have been called to play the role of both a friend indeed and the partner-in-chronic others have grown to expect will gladly supply the greens when they need.

While this will still be the trend for February, you should keep your third-eye sight open and on the lookout for those whose moods might throw off your groove. Although you are usually deeply attuned to and influenced by the feelings of those in your orbit, you have been able to avoid absorbing the negative emanations from those nearest to you. 

My stoner Pisces, this February, you will still get to fulfill the role of the friendliest fish that you strive to be, but the cosmic protections against the negative vibrations of your fellow terrestrial travelers will wane as the month progresses.

Stoner Pisces, the best plan for a blissful month is to surround yourself with those cannabis companions you know are all about high times and good vibes. Of course, you can still be there to pick up those you encounter who look like they need to share a fresh bowl and who need a friendly ear to listen. Just don’t spend the whole month trying to lift the spirits of others at the risk of bringing your own spirits down.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Pisces, did you enjoy a mellow start to the new year? Did you use the first month of 2022 to grind up the ganja and give yourself the time needed to gather your thoughts?

For those of you who embraced the opportunity to slow your roll, you can prepare yourself for an equally peaceful and stoney sequel this February. And for those who chose to chase the chaos instead of the calm, make sure you don’t miss out on this second chance to pursue a more peaceful path.

You are equal parts compassionate and chronic-loving my stoner Pisces. And in recent times you have been called to play the role of both a friend indeed and the partner-in-chronic others have grown to expect will gladly supply the greens when they need.

While this will still be the trend for February, you should keep your third-eye sight open and on the lookout for those whose moods might throw off your groove. Although you are usually deeply attuned to and influenced by the feelings of those in your orbit, you have been able to avoid absorbing the negative emanations from those nearest to you. 

My stoner Pisces, this February, you will still get to fulfill the role of the friendliest fish that you strive to be, but the cosmic protections against the negative vibrations of your fellow terrestrial travelers will wane as the month progresses.

Stoner Pisces, the best plan for a blissful month is to surround yourself with those cannabis companions you know are all about high times and good vibes. Of course, you can still be there to pick up those you encounter who look like they need to share a fresh bowl and who need a friendly ear to listen. Just don’t spend the whole month trying to lift the spirits of others at the risk of bringing your own spirits down.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

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Ok stoner Scorpio.  I feel you.  Is 2022 going to be 2020 too?  NO.

Early in the month, fire up the music, fire up the bowl, and fire up the good vibes.  There is a change coming quickly, and this marker could use a blessing of positivity.  Find a safe space to celebrate.  Whether you are into the healing properties of crystals, or the cleansing properties of smudging, combine your prefered holistic ritual with a bowl burning session with the sacred herb.

Use your canna-powers combined with your holistic healing ritual to accept the past, and manifest positivity for the future.  You can’t imagine how powerful this medicated meditative smoke session will be.

Once complete it will be like finding your voice again.  With honesty and integrity at heart, your words will find the target.  And it’s ok stoner Scorpio, sometimes words land hard.  Toke time for self, and smoke about any poor reactions you might receive.  I bet your cannabis compadre might do the same, and discussions with solutions will ensue.  

Just give it a chance, and you might find the smoke circle complete once again.  Tensions release with the soothing vapors of the sacred herb.  The ganja gang can laugh, cry, argue, and smoke again all in the same sesh.

Stoner Scorpio, in the middle of the month, an interesting conundrum might challenge your bliss.  Make sure you have sacred Indica strains available during this period.  Use the calming nature of your cannabis copilot to envelop all decisions with love and positive intentions.  This will not be the time to duke-it-out or make earnest declarations.  

My scorching Scorpion, tell someone (anyone) you love them this month.  Find your voice.  Express love and positivity.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Taurus, you are among those signs in the stoner Zodiac who may be disappointed that the New Year has so far failed to deliver anything that feels, well…new.

You can resign yourself to playing a supporting role in your own stoney saga, or you can take to center stage and manifest the story YOU want to see. 

Don’t let February puff puff pass you by; get out there and get your grind on my stoner Taurus!

Maybe it’s time to finally apply for the promotion at work, or perhaps it’s time to make big moves and consider a completely new career path?!

While now might be the perfect time to switch it up when it comes to work, don’t rush or take these decisions lightly. Take time to think on-it and toke on-it stoner Taurus. Before you begin your new adventure onward and upward, you will need to take a deep dive into meaningful medicated introspection.

Meditative smoke sessions will help you to pause and allow you the mental calm and clarity to reflect on where you’ve been and to look forward to where you want to go. 

Stoner Taurus, when you do finally begin your next occupational adventure, it will be a good idea to put down the pipe, or at least leave it at home until you get the groove of things at the new job.

Rest assured stoner Taurus, you will have plenty of time to figure out which of your coworkers are four-twenty friendly later, but you will want to make the most of this fresh start by showing up clear minded and showing your peers you are there, eager and ready to grind!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Virgo, in January you might have broken down with a tear or two;  all within the same motion of flipping into a joker meme.  What a wild ride January was.  What a blessing it is to feel all those emotions.  What a time to be alive.

Maybe you look back at January as grabbing a hold of a lightning bolt, and channeling the power.  Maybe you see it like peeing on an electric fence, and feeling the power!  No matter what you think about the first month of 2022; that bowl is cached.

Slow you roll early in the month.  Toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  A nice balanced hybrid should do nicely.  Don’t go too deep with this meditative smoke session stoner Virgo.  Keep it light.

Focus on navigation my stoner Virgin.  Catch your bearings.  Coming out of a period like the one you just passed through is destabilizing.  You will need to be kind to yourself, and allow your internal systems to balance.

This initial light medicated meditation is so important to set the tone for February.  You have so much skill, discipline, and tenacity stoner Virgo.  You will only need a little nudge from a nug to get you back into the groove.

Finally, take close care of loved ones in your immediate family.  In this day-and-age doctors appointments can bring anxiety, but neglecting health concerns only passes the bowl.  In the smoke circle of life, the bowl always comes back to you.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Aquarius January will be a month of personal revelations.  As the new year begins, the universe will be sending positive waves of personal growth.

What a wonderful way to start the year my curious WaterBearer.  Open your stash jar.  Inhale the consciousness expanding gifts of the sacred herb.  Open yourself to the positivity flowing into your being.

The cannabis strain does not matter this month stoner Aquarius.  Toke time throughout the month to sink deep within when you spark a bowl to get lifted.

Your curiosity for outward puzzles will turn inward this month.  Don’t fight the feeling to find secluded moments for solo smoke sessions.  Use your cannabis copilot to guide your inquiry within.  There is still so much to learn about yourself stoner Aquarius.

This medicated meditative practice of self inquiry will be as illuminating as the Sun bringing warm rays on a cold day.  With self discovery, the terrestrial plane, and the broader smoke circle, will be unveiled with new sight.  That should make solving terrestrial puzzles so much easier!

Warning Stoner Aquarius:  The positive cosmic vibes will illuminate your aura this month.  It will seem as if your fellow terrestrial astronauts see you in a new light.  Like a magnet with positive attraction, be ready for people to gravitate toward you.  But you must find your inner chill stoner Aquarius.  Frivolous escapades will take you off your progressive mission this month.  

Find new discoveries within, and allow your inner voice to sing.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Virgo, here … we …. GO!  The adventure of 2021 is now a memory.  We march forward into 2022 with everything we contain within. A new year to manifest our vision and being on our great terrestrial plane.

Our sacred herb is a large part of how we see the landscape in front of us.  Our cannabis copilot opens the doors to reality.  It enhances our third eye to see possibilities.

Know thyself stoner Virgo.  Often, vision isn’t your deficit.  You can create wonderful visions of manifestation, and march like a soldier to your canna-inspired destiny.  

But do you pack more than you can smoke?  Be honest stoner Virgo.  Has a dream of destiny created a mountain of tasks in the past?  Do you sometimes grind up more than you can burn down?

Drive, ambition, and creativity all must be tempered by perspective, humility, and honesty.

Use your cannabis copilot this month to slow down time.  Through regular and moderate meditations with the sacred herb, take a second look at your ambitious plans from a higher perspective. 

This medicated meditative task throughout the month will help you find balance my stoner Virgin.  The goal in life is not to pack the biggest bowl, it’s to enjoy the herb.  Don’t load what you can’t or shouldn’t smoke.  The process will be more fulfilling, and you might find more enjoyment in a higher quality manifestation.  Chill stoner Virgo.  You got this. 

Cancer Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Cancer, no one would ever dare to call you complacent. In fact, you are one of the least likely of the stoner Zodiac to succumb to couchlock. But, this month, it may not be such a bad thing if you spend a little more time smoking your favorite herbs from the comfort of your soft sofa or reliable recliner.

This inclination to stay medicated and reclined, is partly due to the fact that the New Year doesn’t necessarily promise the fresh start that it will bring for some. Rest assured, you won’t be forced to relive every chaotic moment of 2021, but you should expect the cosmic haze that has clouded your vision in recent months will linger a bit longer than it will for some of your cannabis companions. 

You don’t have to curb your enthusiasm my eternally-ambitious Crab, but it will be most beneficial to your peace-of-mind if you slow your roll. 

Because this slow rolling, float-on approach is not usually your style, you will need to seek help from the soothing vapors of the sacred herb. Afterall, you don’t want to become known as the chronically cranky Crab, just because the Cosmos is cramping your style.

Open the cannabis cabinet. Seek specific sacred strains for the right moment to find your chill. A couple of my favorite strains that I would recommend during this time are the ever-sweet Gelato, and the always classic Purple Haze.  These strains, and others like them, will help to unleash your creativity without going to your head. Use your cannabis copilot to get your ideas onto paper, but soothe the urge to implement them before they are fully formed.

It may be a challenge in the first couple days of the New Year, but at least for now, my sweet stoner Cancer, the goal is to keep it lowkey and forward looking.  Stay focused on the long game, and avoid rushing ahead.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

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Are you ready stoner Taurus?  I hope so.  2022 gets off to a fast start!  Make sure the stash jars are loaded, and you have enough to share.  

Universal influence in January begins as the ball drops on 2021.  Be ready by the New Moon of the 2nd.  Don’t get caught without your favorite strain or your favorite piece.

There will be strong cosmic waves of positivity centered around matters close to the heart.  This should soften the hard-charging stride of the stoner Bull.  Relationships with close cannabis companions and the stoner fam will reach new highs.

So whether you stock the stash with edible shareables or stand ready to pack a bowl for two, this month will be all about connections with cannabis.

However, be forewarned stoner Taurus:  Don’t get stuck in your own head with lofty expectations.  Don’t place your high-minded ambitions on matters of the heart.  Allow your cannabis copilot to guide you within the universal flow.  Good things will come, you just have to let them happen.

As you find your inner chill with the stoner fam, also seek moderation and caution with spending in January.  I love your ability to charge straight ahead and go for the big wins, but money matters will need more thoughtful consideration.

The beautiful aspect of the celestial influence this month is the fact that your true canna-fam only care about you, not your things.  Sink deep within your support group stoner Taurus.  Toke time to share the good green with your best buds.  Everything else will take care of itself.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Pisces, if 2021 left you feeling dazed and confused, I’m here to remind you that you’re not alone. Remember that for every low moment, there were hazy highs that provided a counterbalance to those trying and tumultuous times.

While other stoner star signs are focused on New Year’s resolutions, for you, January is about hitting the reset button rather than a complete reimagining. So, take a few weeks to pause, puff, and truly stop to smell and smoke the flowers.

My stoner Pisces, you have been swimming through rough waters, but now you will get to enjoy a more mellow flow as you traverse new cosmic currents. There are really only two things that should be on your to-do list this month:  Cannabis and Contemplation.  There is zero reason to rush, so relax my friendly Fish. 

When it comes to the sinsemilla you smoke during this Winter season, it will be important to find strains that help to mediate your mood.

If you find yourself having trouble breaking away from the daily grind, the sacred herb can bring you solace. When the mind won’t stop racing, reach for the mellow green, my stoney Fish. Classics like Jack Herer will help you find your center, and bring you back to the here and now; other strains like AC/DC will lead you down the highway to well.

Pack the bowl with big buds of Blue Dream and OG Kush when you are vibing nice, and want to keep the positivity flowing. 

You have the whole year ahead of you to reach for the stars stoner Pisces, so for now, it is time to relax here on Earth, and recharge your cosmic spacesuit. You can always look ahead to what the future may hold, but this month, just light one up and let it be.

Smokin Js Anniversary

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January

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Courage stoner Scorpio.  January marks the beginning of a new year, and an opportunity to set positive intentions for progress and fulfillment that could last well into the future.

You are a powerful force within the stoner Zodiac my self-motivated Scorpion.  In January celestial forces will assist in grounding your powerful stoner star sign traits to your inner voice and motivations.  Use the sacred herb as a divining rod of inspiration.  The cannabis strain does not matter.  The positive intention you find in the glow of the burning bowl will light up the night, and your powers of manifestation.

Trust yourself stoner Scorpio.  Trust the magic of the sacred herb.  Together, you are a powerful cosmic combination!

A key to your powerful presence on the terrestrial plane is your patience, and discipline.  Allow your cannabis copilot to connect the drives of your internal voice to the outward projection of your physical existence.

With the sacred herbal-infused connection made to your internal voice, a fresh start and positive direction will be set in January.  The medicated meditations made today, could propel you forward into tomorrow, where passion and progress will be revealed.

Libra Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Libra, the new year will truly be a time to hit the reset button.  An opportunity to turn over a new, fresh, and frosty leaf.  Just remember that starting over doesn’t always mean you are starting at the bottom. 

What do you do when the stash jar gets low?  You reup. 

My balanced stoner, regardless of where you begin, 2022 is the year of the come up!  And when it comes to how high you climb, the sky won’t be the limit; only how big you dare to dream, and how hard you are willing to grind.

Your energy, enthusiasm, and aspirations are likely to be contagious in January. While others hide inside, away from the cool winter weather, you will be the friend with the greenest ganja.  Lighting up, lifting spirits, and inspiring your fellow cannasseurs to get off the couch, and to keep it moving!

Stoner Libra, just like two bowls is better than one, you will accomplish more of your goals by teaming up with like-minded partners in chronic. Begin each brainstorming session by sparking up some sweet sinsemilla.  That will help to get the synapses firing at full speed, and assist in unlocking maximum creative energy.

This time of constructive cooperation is more than just the old saying that ‘sharing is caring.’  It’s about teaming up to imagine and manifest what individually would have been thought inconceivable.

This January, stay busy stoner Libra, but don’t forget balance. Invoke the uplifting vapors of the sacred herb to help you soar to new heights.  But remember your cannabis copilot is also there whenever you need to come back down to earth.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January

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It’s a new year stoner Sagittarius.  And with this change in calendar comes a cosmic breeze of energy and enthusiasm to fill your quiver.

Toke time with the sacred herb early in the month for a lifted strategy meditation session.  The New Moon on the 2nd marks a peak of cosmic energy sent your way.  Match bowls with the universe, and dare to dream stoner Sag.

But be careful my master Archer!  Avoid purebred cannabis strains.  Instead seek a nice Indica-Sativa hybrid for this energetic period.  The ideas will be flowing from your own instinct and universal support.  A pure Sativa cannabis strain could surge the energy in the universal amplifier to 11.  You aren’t a rock star stoner Sagittarius.  You are a warrior.

The important aspect of the January time period will not be in the high-minded idea generation, but instead it will be on the execution of high-minded ambitions.

Hence, a pure Sativa strain could get you stuck in a frenetic and manic stage of idea creation; and a pure Indica strain could negate the impact of the energetic universal blessing.

A 50-50 hybrid strain will utilize the perspective enhancing powers of your cannabis copilot, and leave you ready to act on your medicated meditations.

So dream big this month stoner Sagittarius, but don’t get stuck in your head.  There is action to accomplish on the terrestrial plane.  Unleash the cannabis enhanced powers of your mind, and follow the direction of your inner voice into productive battle.

Aries Stoner Horoscope January

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Inhale positive intentions.  Exhale positive manifestation.  It’s a new year stoner Aries!  Anything is possible, and it is all within you.

January brings a powerful lunar cycle with a Super New Moon on the 2nd, a Full Moon on the 17th, and a Black Moon on the 31st.  

Native Americans call the Full Moon of the 17th the Wolf Moon, as the luminosity draws the attention of all terrestrial spirits to the celestial cycle during the dark Winter month.

Now is the time for your future stoner Aries!  Toke time between the New Moon bookends meditating with the sacred herb.  Just you, your favorite piece, and the peace of the sacred herb.

Find multiple moments to steal away from the hustle and bustle of your energetic terrestrial life for medicated meditative solo smoke sessions.  Use your cannabis copilot to connect with your inner voice.  Magnify it’s volume.

The positive intentions you make this month will become the positive manifestations you reap in future periods.  There will be plenty of opportunities to howl at the Moon stoner Aries.  Toke time for self, and make sure you set the intentions today you want to fulfill tomorrow.

Leo Stoner Horoscope January

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Confidant. Compassionate. Charismatic. These are all words that are appropriate when it comes to describing the stoner Leo. And of course, I would never forget, ‘cannabis enthusiast’. But there will always be some who see your generosity as showing off; those who see your unwavering loyalty as domineering.

You can’t control how other people view you stoner Leo; so don’t waste time trying. Instead, pack yourself a bowl of the frostiest greens, breathe, and let it be. The only critic you should listen to this month is you! Even with all your confidence, or maybe because of it, you know when there is room for improvement. 

Spend time in the first days of the new year meditating, inhaling the perspective-expanding magic vapors of the sacred herb. The goal of this introspection isn’t just to find something wrong that you need to fix. This kind of medicated meditation will help you to discover and identify the things that you want to make even better.

Remember my stoner Lion:  January isn’t always about making grandiose resolutions.  Sometimes it is better to use this fresh start to plant the seeds for future growth in the areas of yourself you want to see flourish in the coming year.

Most of the month will be best spent puffing and planning. You may be eager to become the best version of yourself, but remember my lovely Leo, progress requires patience. However high you wish to rise, be confident that you will ultimately get there. But if you find that you become over eager to reach your final destination, know that your cannabis copilot is there to help you slow your roll. 

This month is the time to dream big. Just remember, that even the biggest dreams, even the tallest trees, began with the smallest seed.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope January

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My spiritually flexible stoner Gemini, the January time period will test all of your skills of adaptability!  An easy task for the marijuana morphing Twin!

Puff puff pass on complex conundrums within smoke circle communications this month.  Recognize that everything is changing within the dynamics of your canna-crew.  

We’ve entered a new period of progress.  Shared stories and smoke sessions of the past will not relate to current cannabis communion.

Toke time early in the month to stock the stash jar with various cannabis strains.  Focus on flexibility with your sacred herbal medicine cabinet.  The power of the sacred herb can support you in so many ways.  Most importantly, the perspective enhancement of your third eye vision, as it relates to your cannabis companions, will be needed in the second Winter month.

Stoner Gemini, as you ride the energetic flow of the universe this month, use your cannabis copilot to see smoke squad dynamics with new eyes.  Terrestrial communications will be changing, but you will be changing as well.  Keep your third eye open to see the landscape from a higher perspective.

In the end, you are a flexible shape shifter stoner Gemini.  With the guidance of the sacred herb, this period will be a fun lesson in communication and companionship within the smoke circle.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January

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For most signs in the stoner Zodiac, New Year’s festivities mark the end of the celebratory holiday season. But for the stoner Capricorn, the party is just getting started! This month, it’s time to light up, breathe in the soothing vapors of the sacred herb, and let go of your inhibitions with every exhalation. 

You are still the same hardworking, ambitious, and persistent ganja-loving Sea-Goat, but January will be a season when you have full license to embrace and explore your more lighthearted side. 

Doing your job well, and advancing in your career, is still an important investment; but you will see the most notable growth in the spiritual and social spheres of life.

Take full advantage this month of any opportunity that arises for you to puff and philosophize with your partners-in-chronic.  Don’t pass on the chance to spend time talking and toking with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Afterall, what better way to let loose at the end of a busy day than to relax and match bowls with your best buds.

Stoner Capricorn, you shouldn’t be surprised when you see your smoke circle expand in the second Winter month. In fact, your fun-loving, free spirit approach to life right now will be hard to resist!  The only thing you have to worry about is that your pieces are clean, and your stash jars are kept full. 

When you can, plan ahead and put some thought into your social smoke sessions. Perhaps a POT-luck is in order?  Everyone can bring their favorite stoney snack and sacred strain.  By the end of the ganja-gathering, everything should be consumed. Or, you can make a day of it by indulging in some extra strength edibles, and embarking on a 420 movie marathon.

Regardless of what weather Winter might bring, you can breathe easy with the knowledge that the cosmos has nothing but positive vibes and good times in store for you. But it will be up to you to keep the ganja burning and party grooving stoner Capricorn.

Aries Stoner Horoscope December

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Countdown to blast off stoner Aries!  The final push to the new year will see cosmic waves of strength and energy propelling you forward toward your future you.

Seek balance my rambunctious Ram throughout the month with hybrid strains of our sacred herb.  Balance is the key to reaping the rewards of this fiery celestial influence.

A pure Sativa cannabis strain could tip the energy scale to obsessive heights.  Whereas a pure Indica cannabis strain could muddy the energetic gift from the heavens.  Thus, an old favorite like Gorilla Glue would be the best bud for your stash jar this month.

Know yourself stoner Aries.  If you feel your cannabis consumption detracting from the mission of the day, perhaps you need to tone down the psychoactive THC element for the more medicinal CBD properties.

With bold energetic cosmic winds filling your sphere, even a confident stoner Ram could get anxiety wiggles.  A bowl of ACDC can settle the soul in those most important moments.

Don’t hesitate to get experimental stoner Aries.  Find the right balance for you.  Maybe a little bit of this bud mixed with a little bit of that bud will bring you in tune with the wonderful world around you.

All this talk of balance and internal harmony is important.  The cosmic energy being thrust in your direction this month will be focused on getting things done.

This will mean different things for different stoner Aries.  Perhaps one stoner Aries might dive head deep into that studious project of knowledge.  Another Aries might find the momentum to complete that big home project they are working on.

With the right balance of support from the sacred herb, perhaps you will be a multi-tasking master, and harness the energy to do it all.

Finally stoner Aries, toke time to contemplate with your cannabis copilot before you lock horns with fellow terrestrial astronauts.  Don’t shy away from authenticity, but be empathetic and mature in delivery.  There is too much to get done this month to mess around with smoke circle dramatics.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Cancer, you may be ready to load the bong, sit on the couch, and say good riddance to the crazy and hazy days of 2021.  Unfortunately, my chronic-loving Crab, you still have a few more weeks to go before you can embrace the new beginnings of a new year.

For now, while you shouldn’t expect every challenge to recede, you can expect for the stars to align in your favor.  You will truly be able to slow your roll this December.

If you were to answer honestly stoner Cancer, would you even want an uneventful ending to such a wild year? Probably not.  Don’t worry my stoner Crab, you definitely won’t have time to get bored. Whether it’s puffing and passing the time in your stoney sanctuary, or grabbing your reliable daily driver to brave the cool winter days in search of the perfect snowy smoke spot, your partners-in-chronic are sure to keep you moving.

Stoner Cancer, although the temperature outside might be cold, you can expect your romantic prospects to heat up. Maybe you just discovered your longtime crush is Four-Twenty friendly, and you are finally ready to pack a bowl for two. You may meet your future cannabis companion at the social smoke session you almost passed on. And of course, you may just be feeling yourself this month, and simply choose to enjoy talking and toking with some good buds.

The point is to keep your eyes and mind open. Romance and relationship building don’t have to be your main goal.  Just enjoy the marijuana infused moments, and be ready to light-up and leap-in when cupid does find you.

Stoner Cancer, if you want to make the most of the fresh start the New Year offers, then don’t leave projects unfinished, or bring unresolved baggage with you as you begin the next chapter of your story.

Amidst all the hustle and bustle of the holidays, it will be even more important to toke time to unwind and unplug. Meditating with the sacred herb will allow you the peace needed to reflect on where you’ve been, and to look forward to what happens next in your stoney saga.

The New Year will be here soon enough, my caring Crab. But for now, you should be proud of how far you’ve come this year, and confident that in 2022, the sky will truly be the limit.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Capricorn, what is your mission on this terrestrial plane?  In this existence hurtling through space on our spaceship Earth.  It’s a heavy question, but one worth considering once in a while.

I have a friend and mentor who contemplates ‘service to self’ and ‘service to others’ as modes of personal action.  This month, the universe will be sending cosmic vibes of ‘service to self’ your way in support of personal endeavors.

It’s ok my trusted Sea-Goat.  It’s great to get a little helping hand from universal support once in a while.  But it is equally important to keep a cool head when the spotlight is on you.

Stoner Capricorn ‘Service to self’ should not be interpreted as selfish.  But it does mean you might get caught up in your own head with possibilities of grandiose internalization.  Projects could become passionate endeavors as the rest of the world slips away from your concern.

The key to December will be to harness the cosmic support without losing your head.  Embrace it, but don’t get lost in the process.

Think of your cannabis consumption prescription the same way this month.  Embrace your own personal desire and interest in the sacred herb.  Smoke when you want, and how you want stoner Capricorn.

However, there is one task you must set aside to keep yourself in check from losing attachment to your smoke circle and the terrestrial world around you.

The final Full Moon of the year is on the 18th.  Toke time to self around this date with a deep meditative solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Just you, a bowl of the good green, in a comfortable place of solitude.

Use this deep dive with your cannabis copilot to fly high above the terrestrial plane.  See yourself, and your surroundings from a 50,000 foot view.  Sometimes the best way to stay grounded is to fly high above to gain perspective.  Our sacred herbal assistant is the perfect tool to bring clarity to life.

As the year comes to a close, this month of personal commitment will help strengthen internal bonds, and send you into 2022 ready for new challenges and perhaps continued ‘service to others’.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Gemini patience and understanding will be required to receive the celestial benefits of the first Winter month.  Our sacred herb can be a wonderful tool to help us see hidden mechanisms that might be holding us back from progress.

Perspective must be sought in December stoner Gemini.  We may all be trapped within our own perspective of life, but that doesn’t mean we can’t see and understand more grand perspectives beyond ourselves.

Planetary alignment will bring negative waves of envy to the stoner Twin this month.  It is a vicious thing to focus on what you don’t have, or what others do.

Toke time with cannabis this month as a tool to expand your perspective stoner Gemini.  Your cannabis copilot can take you deep within, and high above.

The sacred strain and the consumption method does not matter in December.  The important aspect of the month will be your use of cannabis as a tuning fork for broader perspective.  Throughout the month, use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision of yourself and the world around you.

In the great words of Stewart Smalley, “You are good enough, you are smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like you.”

The Full Moon of December 18th marks a change in tone for the month.  Grab your favorite Sativa strains from the stash jar for this final push to end the year.  Communication with your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts will slide into a free and easy state.  Projects, both short and long term, will gain momentum.

Stoner Gemini, the energizing nature of the Sativa cannabis species will assist in drawing out the positive potential of communal smoke sessions.  As it will also provide a sacred wind in your sail moving forward with passionate projects.

In the end the December period will be like so many others:  A blessing in potential progress with potential personal pitfalls of hubris.  Your cannabis copilot will be there to help you extract the good, and protect against the bad.

Leo Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Leo the hazy days of 2021 are coming to a close.  As with many points during this chaotic year, December will ring true:  You need to find your inner chill my proud Lion.

Celestial influence in the first Winter month will bring cosmic winds of obsession and conflict.  But with the sacred herb you can find the chill to smooth the edges of obsession and resolve any conflict.

Of all the stoner star signs, you stoner Leo have a higher proclivity for aesthetics.  In December this proclivity could turn into obsession.  As with all things, we must strike balance within our terrestrial mission.

Seek out a balanced hybrid cannabis strain to bring the theme of balance into the sphere of aesthetics.  Don’t dwell.  Don’t knit pick.  Don’t obsess.  Instead, seek appreciation and love for self within the positive caring habits associated with your cosmic spacesuit.  A balanced cannabis copilot can assist with a broader perspective to see beyond the intensity of the moment.

Stoner Leo, if conflict is avoided before it happens, does conflict exist at all?  There is a bitter tinge to the planetary alignment this month that will create barriers to smooth communication.  However, with foreknowledge, and a little assistance from our green goddess of guidance, conflict from these barriers can easily become detours of solution.

Use the sacred herb to find empathy in communication with your cannabis companions.  Fly high above the terrestrial stage to see that points of disagreement do not need to become points of conflict.  Leave the debating for another time stoner Leo.  Find your stoney inner chill this month.

The next level to conflict resolution is conflict avoidance!

Take time early in the month to toke a moment to self with the sacred herb.  Find your headphones, your daily driver, and a little bit of bud.  Listen to “End of the Line” by The Traveling Wilburys.

Chill stoner Leo, choose the blessed path.

Libra Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Libra, you pride yourself in your contemplative, calculated, and at times, cautious approach to navigating your way through the cosmos. But, if there is anything the past year has shown you, it is that even the most meticulous preparations cannot prevent the universe from throwing a stem in those sticky plans.

So, during the final days of 2021, allow yourself to light up, and let go, of your usual inhibitions. This December is a time for tokin’ up and taking chances, my balanced stoner Libra. Take the road less traveled, or blaze new trails of your own, far from the beaten path!

However, this more adventurous attitude is not a license for poor decision making. You’ll know when something is too far out of the norm, and just probably isn’t a good idea. If you’re having a tough time deciding how to proceed, take time to think on it and toke on it with the sacred herb.  Make sure the smoke has cleared before you make your next move.

Stoner Libra, this month, it is truly the season of Sativa. Allow the sacred vapors of these stimulating varieties of sensemilla to inspire, elevate, and expand your mind. Sticking to a consistent regiment of more uplifting cannabis strains will help you think more creatively, and drive your ambitions to embark upon new adventures.  This cannabis prescription will also give you the energy and motivation to actually get out there and do it!

Although for many December is the time for gift giving and presents, your focus should be on experiences. Now is the time to speak up at work, and share the out-of-the-box idea you’ve always thought would increase efficiency.  That stoner genius you were worried your coworkers would think was half-baked, but it might be weird enough to work.

And while you are busy treating others to gifts on their wishlists, don’t forget to treat yourself. Splurge a little and get those high-octane, top-shelf buds!  Spark up a bowl, and pick up the book you’ve been wanting to read.  Or catch up on that show everyone has been raving about.  Maybe break out the art supplies, and unleash the inner creativity you’ve been hiding from the world!

Stoner Libra, if you do find that this new adventurous version of yourself is too much for you to handle, you can always hit reset at the New Year, and get back to your perfectly balanced self.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Pisces, no matter what the past eleven months have held, you can look forward to a peaceful completion to 2021. It may not always feel like it when you’re in the moment, but as you look back on the year that was, you can be proud that you embraced all the highs, and overcame even the lowest lows, to become a wiser and stronger you!

Those who are fortunate to call you their partner-in-chronic will notice your elevated confidence, and your newfound groove. Especially when it comes to your interpersonal relationships, my easygoing Fish, you can expect good vibes to abound.

Romantic prospects will get taken to the next level, and even platonic connections—those who you love, but are exclusively your four-twenty-friendly friends—will enjoy a period filled with good greens and great people.

Even when everyone is thriving and vibing, lighting up and living the high life, it can be important to break away from the social smoke scene for time to relax, reflect, and toke alone. While refreshing and recharging your own cosmic spacesuit is important, this down time isn’t just for your own peace, stoner Pisces. You may have partners-in-chronic who need a break from all the hot-boxing, but who may not want to hurt feelings by passing on a smoke session.

Read the room stoner Pisces. Be mindful of when everyone’s eyes are looking a little more red than usual, and when it might be time to call it a night.

But, don’t worry my slippery Fish.  Even if you don’t join the canna-crew for every chronicle, or you missed out on the last epic endo-excursion, there are sure to be many more ahead!

You really couldn’t ask for a greater ending to this year; or a better beginning to the next. The relationships you’ve nurtured over the past twelve months, and the connections you’ve cultivated, will lay the groundwork for limitless growth in 2022.

As you welcome the New Year, keep your spirits high stoner Pisces, and keep your optimism even higher!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December

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It’s the holidaze stoner Sagittarius! For many this means sharing good food with good people, and kind buds with our closest cannabis companions. And for some, it means a time for giving gifts to their family and friends.

Stoner Sagittarius, if you are the gift giving type, or are feeling particularly generous during this time of year, remember, that you don’t have to burn through ALL of your financial green in order to give memorable and meaningful gifts.

Keep an eye on both your spendable and smokeable resources.  You don’t want to start the New Year trying to scrape together a scrounged-up bowl, or wondering why your bank account is so low.

If you are already in a committed relationship, you can expect a season of peace, prosperity, and passion. You and your cannabis companion will find yourselves vibrating at an equally high frequency.  Fitting together like Yin and Yang.  Complementing one another like a freshly rolled joint on a sunny day.

Take full advantage of this happy and hazy time by planning a trip for two to your favorite ganja getaway. I know the holidays can be exciting and fulfilling, but at times equally daunting and draining. Even if it’s just a day or two, pack the bong, or your favorite portable rig, fill the stash jars with your favorite strains, and sneak away to a secret secluded smoke spot to pack a holiday bowl for two.

Don’t worry, if you are a stoner Sag living the single life, you won’t be missing out on all the romance and year end recreational smoke sessions. With everyone’s spirits high, and with good cheer abounding, strangers can soon become cannabis cohorts; and smoke circle acquaintances will quickly grow to become best buds.

As you look back on your cosmic journey through the stars this past year, remembering all the hazy days of Summer, thinking of all those smoky nights you spent with your partners-in-chronic contemplating life, the universe, and everything, be sure to spend some of that time talking and toking.  Truly imagine where you want your endo-adventure to take you in 2022.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Scorpio, you thought 2020 was an interesting year.  2021 said “hold my bong!”  The final month of the year might be an apropos finish to the wild ride of 2021.

The decisions and actions you take in December will be impact-full in future periods.  The year will finish on a serious note, much more-so than whimsical.  But relax my cautious Scorpion, all forks in the road will be navigable with proper preparation and steadfast attention.

Load up the stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains and or hybrids.  Mental acuity and creative energy will be required to get the most out of this month.

Toke time with your cannabis copilot throughout the month to monitor yourself from a higher perspective.  Celestial bodies may be sending you cosmic support to get lost within passion projects.  While this support might seem nice, you run the risk of getting lost in your own world while life on the terrestrial plane passes you by.

As with all things stoner Scorpio, balance must be struck.  Dive into the escape of your own personal passion project, but keep your head.  Use your cannabis copilot to maintain connection to your surroundings.

As long as you keep an eye on the necessary terrestrial tasks of the day, you can dive into the solitude of your personal endeavor without concern.

The mood of the month may change after the Full Moon on the 18th.  It is at this time that you will need to find your inner chill stoner Scorpio.  Cosmic waves of frenetic influence could push you into perilous situations.

Once again, use the sacred herb to find a higher vantage point.  See the situation from a longer timeline so that costly decisions are not made with rash expediency.

Remember this as we head into the gift giving season: Nobody requires you to overspend.  Those thoughts are all within your head stoner Scorpio.

December will be a fantastic month as long as you find your chill, and operate from a cautious higher perspective.  I’ll smoke to that, and I can’t wait for 2022 either!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Taurus, we all thought 2020 was dramatic, 2021 said, “Hold my bong!”  This December will finish the year off with a bang.  But more personally for you, the final month of the year will bring great conclusions and great ambitions.

Great Conclusions:  Stoner Taurus be ready early in the month for an important task with the sacred herb.  The New Moon of the 3rd will mark a wonderful opportunity to toke cannabis and take stock in your personal journey.

Break out and grind up a deep Indica cannabis strain or an Indica dominant hybrid.  An OG cannabis strain like Northern Lights will fit the bowl perfectly.

This solo meditative smoke session should focus on appreciation and acknowledgement.  Appreciate the blessings and triumphs stoner Taurus.  Acknowledge the mistakes and lessons learned.

This meditative journey with the sacred herb early in the month should center your celestial alignment, and solidify your footing moving through the remainder of the month.

Great Ambitions:  My beautiful Bull, December is as tricky as 2021 has played out.  Planetary alignment will support forward thinking and grand ideas.  The first Winter month could be that iced sled ride down that perfect hill.  All you want to say is ‘weeeeeee’!

It could be like that stoner Taurus, and it most likely will feel like that.  However, you will need a 50,000 foot view perspective to extract the blessings from the universe this month.  So spark a bowl or fire up a joint, and stay lifted during this journey.

Use your cannabis copilot as a grand navigator.  See the landscape and the ambitious project of the day from a larger perspective.  Because the danger of December is getting caught-up in your own hubris.

The universe will be sending productive energy like lightning bolts into your psyche.  There is no stopping you stoner Taurus.  However, you can’t lose sight of where you are in the progressive path of project completion.

Toke a time out with the sacred herb to slow things down this month.  The huge momentum you are working with may have a payoff far down the terrestrial road.

Don’t lose sight of important tasks and important cannabis companions while you are hard charging ahead.  And don’t place short-term emotional expectations on the work you do today.  There will be a grand payout tomorrow.

Stoner Taurus the sacred herb will be there for you to assist in all the right ways.  Burn it and believe it.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Virgo your natural state of being is on-point and on-mission.  Of all the stoner star signs, possibly you know best that manifestation only occurs with action.  December will be a comfortable period as universal influence coincides with your stoner directives.

Those words may seem sweet like the sticky icky, but a lot can pass by with a cosmic wind at your back.

Stoner Virgo your ability to focus on task mastery is truly stupendous.  This month your stoner trait will turn into a super power.  However, this very blessing will be the cause of concern in the first Winter month.

I do not have a cannabis strain recommendation this month.  Any species of the sacred herb will do the job.  It’s the bowl burning action that is required.  Use your cannabis copilot as a self induced speed bump on your terrestrial path.  Toke time throughout the month to slow time down, and make sure you don’t miss important scenery racing by.

My passionate Virgin, as you transit through space time this month, many passionate adventures will come to light.  Perhaps new studious endeavors will break free from complex conundrums.  New understandings will snowball into even more energy and effort.

Once again, use the sacred herb to slow down time, and check yourself stoner Virgo.  You are not the master of the universe.  But you can certainly be the master of your own sphere.

Many have come before.  Many will come after.  Many surround you now.  Use your cannabis copilot to find your chill, and maintain perspective.  The broader smoke circle, and your cannabis companions will appreciate your restraint.

What a way to finish the year stoner Virgo.  Have fun being you, but don’t be you too much for the sake of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Aquarius, like many of your four-twenty friendly peers, you may look back on the past eleven months wondering, ‘what just happened?!’ How is it that a year can seem so long, and also like it was January just three months ago?

With the final days of 2021 upon us, you may be torn between making the most of it by going out in a blaze of glory, or by smoking endless bowls from the comfort of your couch.

Stoner Aquarius, the best answer is a bit of both.

You don’t want to commit yourself to couchlock too early in the month, and miss out on the final endo-excursions of 2021. There will always be those partners-in-chronic with endless energy who are ready anytime to journey to a remote recreational smoke spot.

You don’t have to join every adventure. You can let your cannabis companions make the plans and when you want, simply pack some snacks, bring some green, and join them for the ride.

Remember, my indecisive Water-Pipe Bearer, you can reserve the right to pass on the grass if you’re not feeling particularly social that day.

Because you can’t always predict what the day will bring, or how energetic you will be feeling, you should stick consistently to hybrid strains this season. If you stray too far into Sativa dominant territory, you may over exert yourself with ambition, only to need more time spent on recovery.

Go too deep into the Indica heavy strains, and you may deplete your motivation.  Missing out on the fun, and finding yourself later saying: ‘I should have just gone!’

Stoner Aquarius, with new strains being created and hyped seemingly every other week, it can be hard to know which to pick. Now is not the time to play herbal roulette and end up smoking something that throws off your delicate groove. I say, stay with the sticky classic hybrids like Chemdog, OG Kush, or the tried and true, frosty White Widow.

Since you can’t be quite sure of what vibe the next moment will bring, you want to avoid the intensity of radical highs and lows.  This month, seek balance and just stick to the middle path.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Virgo the clouds of Fall have fully set in.  Not just within the terrestrial climate, but within astrological realms as well.  Not doom and gloom, but more like a boring haze.

But there is a bright side within this dense and dull period.  The stoner Virgo is naturally built for this mundane drudgery.

What other sign is better equipped mentally and emotionally to march one foot in front of the other toward project completion?  That’s right my stoner Virgin … none!

November is a great month for a tolerance break.  Or perhaps stocking the stash jar with low THC and high CBD cannabis strains.  You have enough ambition and focus to make your way through the cloudy terrain.  A more moderate and conservative cannabis prescription in November will help avoid the pitfalls of an obscure landscape.

The danger to the final Fall month will be to get stuck in your own head within projects and dilemmas.  With an obscured landscape, the usually advantageous high perspective from cannabis contemplation could cause confusion.  With the CBD regiment of our sacred herb, it should help you stay firmly rooted on the ground.

Don’t lose sight of what is important stoner Virgo.  Task mastery is an amazing talent.  But use of this talent can become all-consuming.  Great meditative powers can come from medicated smoke sessions with low THC cannabis strains.

Toke time to self with your great cannabis copilot during the month to break free from the constant march toward end goals.  Inhale the relaxing nature of the sacred herb.  Focus solo meditative smoke sessions on family and those cannabis companions you are most connected to.  In the end it is those connections that unlock the keys to progress, not your stellar strength to get shit done.

Stoner Virgo, you may not be one to stop and smell the roses.  But do try to stop and enjoy the flower.  These recuperative and appreciative breaks from the daily grind will feed your terrestrial roots, and give you increased strength to continue on.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Taurus, preparations must be made to traverse through the month of November with success and progress at heart.  There will be a confluence of events this month.  Mars, Mercury, and the Sun will all be within the sign.  It even has a funky name:  Satellitium.

The triumvirate of celestial bodies will place a strong influence on the stoner Taurus.  Cosmic influence will be focused on the canna-fam and close cannabis companions.

Burning tree with the family and hanging out with good buds, no big deal right?  Not so fast.  With this grand celestial event, the universe will be throwing some seeds and stems in the stoner Taurus’ bag of ganja goodness.

A major conflict will arise with planetary influence that will require preparation.  A large factor within the influence for November will require the stoner Taurus to be the foundation of support for their close smoke circle.  Empathetic listening, and patient understanding for those in need.

Yes, my hearty Bull.  I know you got this!  However, the universal stem thrown into the bag of swag this month will be a strong desire to debate, challenge, and argue.

So on one hand you will be required to patiently listen and give strong support to the canna-fam.  But on the other hand you will feel strong pangs to challenge your cannabis companions.

We’ve all picked seeds and stems out of bags of swag stoner Taurus.  This must be the work you put into the month of November.

Find your stoner chill my stout Bull.  Make sure to stock the stash jar with the Indica species of the sacred herb.  Use your opportunities with cannabis as a steadying guide in relation to others.  Find your medicated meditative center.  Be the strong stoner Bull that others can lean on, and share their own personal burdens.

When that nagging voice comes, the one that has a snarky point or some real facts for the misguided bud, you must squash the instinct to jump into the fray.

Find your inner chill stoner Taurus.  Use the sacred herb to rise above your communicative instincts this month.  Make a mental note, and revisit your thoughts later.  Perhaps with a little chill, and the magic of the sacred herb, you will see your points and debate in the moment were not prescient and helpful.

We could all use a little chill stoner Taurus.  But this month you need it!

When the celestial bodies eventually move into new positions in our astrological sky, all the tongue biting and stoic healing will pass.  This exercise in discipline will be a great tool for progress in future periods.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Scorpio, you have purchased your ticket.  You are buckled in.  There is no getting off this roller coaster ride in November!

Perhaps the most important task for the month is the preparation you can make to navigate through all the ups and downs, and twists and turns, expected during this period.  Stock your stash jars with a wide range of cannabis strains:  From deep Indica to pure Sativa strains, and bountiful buds of hybrids in between.  This treasure trove of sacred herbal options will provide the right cannabis tool for the right moment in the cosmic ride expected.

Celestial influence will instigate this roller coaster of internal emotions.  It will be up to you to consciously select the cannabis strain for the particular internal movements.  There is no right or wrong selection this month; but instead a conscious choice and awareness is required.

Inhale the consciousness expanding nature of the sacred herb my stoner Scorpion.  Understand the concept of high and low within your emotional equilibrium does not equate to good and bad within terrestrial progress.

There are great moments of healing and progress that can be found within the extremes of emotional states.  Use and implement your cannabis connection to extract what is necessary from the undulation of cosmic influence this month.

The Full Moon of the 19th marks a rebirth for the stoner Scorpio.  Perhaps this rebirth is yet another twist or turn within the roller coaster of November.  Clarity and understanding will begin to peek through the celestial influence with the Full Moon in bright luminosity.

It is in this moment that positivity and hope can be seen for future time periods.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb near the Full Moon.  Use your cannabis enhanced third eye vision to see the depth of healing and progress you have achieved in the past year.

Embrace the rebirth:  Perhaps you will now shed your skin of the past to move forward into a new period of progress.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Sag you are a bold hunter and master strategist.  As such you know when it is time to embark on the terrestrial plane with mission goals, and when it is time to hold up and contemplate your universal instructions.

The hunt is much more successful with proper planning.  The November time period will be spent planning and strategizing for future missions on the terrestrial plane.

The most wonderful quality of our sacred herb is the connection it creates between our inner voice and the universal cosmic flow.  Use your cannabis copilot this month to tap into that connection.

Again, this connection is not an immediate link created and used in the field, but instead one of deep contemplation from your stoner sanctuary.  Your cannabis prescription for November is open to your interpretation stoner Sagittarius.  Your connected planning smoke sessions can be tailored to your mood and mission in each particular moment.

Pack your stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains early in the month so that you may have the right tool for the right mood.  Have fun my steady Archer.  You are the master of your castle.  Create productive smoke sessions that utilize your strategic mastery.  Open the channels of the universal flow with your cannabis meditations.

Stoner Sag, this premonition may not be the exciting adventure you often seek, but the power of solitude and cannabis connected meditation will be wielded and harvested in future time periods.

There are two important celestial points of reference in November:  The New Moon of the 4th and the Full Moon of 19th.

The New Moon brings a celestial influence of service to others.  It’s possible solo smoke planning sessions around this time may draw in larger themes of ways you can integrate the broader smoke circle and cannabis companions into your master plan.

The Full Moon will mark an end to one cosmic cycle of influence, and the birth of a new one.  It’s possible you will be ready and anxious to finish this past cycle with eagerness; but anxiety and tension could swirl from the collision of these grand cycles.

History is sometimes the best evidence of future plans.  Do not shrink from the cannabis connection created during this time.  Acknowledgement and understanding from the past could propel and accentuate your plans for the future.  And you will soon discover the future period is much more in line with your instinctual stoner directives.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

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Take a deep breath stoner Pisces.  Hold it.  Hold it.  And exhale.  Breathe easy my stoner Fish. There is no need to rush through November. This autumn is all about kicking back and lighting up.  So go ahead, pack another bowl and allow yourself to really slow your roll.

Of course you should continue finishing up the current tasks on your to-do list, but now is not the time to make big commitments or take on new projects. You’ve been moving at breakneck speed all year; so you should take full advantage of this more mellow pace to rest and relax as you groove through the final weeks of 2021.

Stoner Pisces, you might feel strange at first.  It can be awkward floating peacefully along the gentle cosmic currents, instead of rushing through rough rapids towards your final destination. Of course it’s good to keep your final destination in mind, but don’t forget to appreciate all of the little things along the way!  As you swim through the slow and steady streams this season with the sacred herb, be sure to puff and puff, but don’t let all the budding beauty pass you by.

Unfortunately, not all areas of life will be smooth sailing. When it comes to matters of the home, you will need to keep the peace pipe packed and close at hand. You, and many in the canna-fam are likely to need the calming cannabis influence early and often throughout the month. Don’t worry stoner Pisces, I’m not talking about relationship ending arguments or blazing battles, but the temperature and tensions in the home environment is likely to get a little high.

Be forewarned:  Clouded minds can cause miscommunications and confusion between even the closest of cannabis companions. A few stress leaving tokes from the peace pipe can help loosen underlying tensions, and alleviate prevailing agitations.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for conversation; a way to calm the spirits and mellow the mind. Let the healing vapors expand your minds and elevate your perspectives. You shouldn’t expect the sacred herb to be the remedy for ALL interpersonal ailments.  In addition to tokin’, it will take plenty of talkin’ to resolve everyone’s grievances.

It may take a couple revolutions around the smoke circle to get everyone vibrating on the same wavelength my sweet stoner Pisces, but trust that when it comes to familial relations it’s always better to burn blunts than it is to burn bridges.

Libra Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Libra, there’s no need to wait for the New Year to start working on the New You! Other signs have already resigned themselves to a slow roll through Winter:  Stuck on the couch, performing the same predictable actions every day – eat, smoke, sleep, repeat.

Not you stoner Libra! This month you will be busy ripping up the weeds, preparing the groundwork, and planting the seeds for all that you wish to manifest in 2022. And while you might feel a little envious when you see some of your partners-in-chronic lighting up and lounging about, you can breathe easy knowing it will all be worth it.

Right now is the season to stay focused on growing your greens stoner Libra; both kind, the spendable and the smokeable. Use this period of positive monetary momentum to pay down debts and stock up your stash jars. And if your bank account is already in the positive, and you find yourself with surplus funds after your bills are paid, put the extra into your savings or rainy day fund.  And since this month is all about preparing for the future, maybe it’s high time for a crypto investment.

But, amidst this busy season of endless productive energy and big goals, don’t forget that maintaining equilibrium is your most basic guiding principle. So pay attention to when your mental and emotional batteries are feeling low.  You need to take a medicated meditative break with the sacred herb to recharge your cosmic spacesuit.

Stoner Libra, in order to stay grinding, you need to stay grounded. If at any time you are feeling like you are working too much, don’t be afraid to mix in a little play. You are more than a cog in the machine.  Sometimes it takes fully unplugging to remind ourselves of this truth.  Our cannabis copilot is always there to connect us to the bigger picture.

There’s a great big planet out there stoner Libra. Get back to your roots with a pre-roll and a nature walk. And if the weather won’t allow it, pack a fresh bowl, grab your favorite munchies, spark one up, and stream the latest nature show online.

After all, you don’t always have to travel far to explore the wider world around you. Sometimes your adventure through the cosmos starts with the click of a button, and the click of a lighter!

Leo Stoner Horoscope November

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My kind, loving, loud-smoking Leo, you are the leader of the stoner Zodiac pride. Equally confident, and chronic loving; ready to light up, and light the way whenever your cannabis companions need guidance. But, this month, you will likely find that you are the one who needs someone to lean on. And just like when you find a few stems and seeds in your fresh bag of the good green, you may have to remind yourself: It’s okay to let go.

Stoner Leo, maybe you’ve been having a bad week. A bad month?  Those in your closest smoke circle may not have noticed the rough days that you’ve been pushing through. You do your best to project that all is well in your ganja jungle. But, if you expect others to think that everything is truly, ‘all good,’  you have to believe it yourself first.

My capable Lion, don’t ignore the underlying uncertainties you have been feeling about yourself. Ignoring the weeds in our spiritual gardens doesn’t make them go away; it just gives opportunity for them to pop up in other areas.

Don’t waste precious energy and resources watering withered crops. Instead, get your hands a bit dirty, and tend to the parts of yourself that need to be nurtured.

It is fair to say that being open and honest about your insecurities does not come natural to you stoner Leo. So you may need to toke alone during your earliest smoke sessions this month. Load a bowl of the sacred herb, light up, and let the endocannabinoids open your third-eye sight to help you look deep within.

Remember stoner Leo, the peace pipe isn’t only used for finding common ground between disgruntled cannabis companions. Sometimes it is needed to find our own inner peace and expand perspective.

As you traverse this particularly cloudy portion of your cosmic journey, take note of those around you. While the sacred herb might be your sole companion during the first part of the month, you will soon learn who you can truly call your partners-in-chronic.

Keep an eye out for those fair-weather friends who are quick to disappear as soon as the stash gets low. And remember those who are there when the smoke clouds clear. The cannabis companions who are still there at the end of a rough day, the ones who are there to load a bowl and just listen, these are the canna-fam ready to blaze into the future.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Gemini …. Ready!  Set!  Go!  November promises to be a bustling period of frenetic energy and diligent work.  Time, effort, and labor will all blur together like no other period felt in the recent past or near future.

Let’s go stoner Gemini!  Put on your hard hat, grab your favorite piece, and embrace the grind.

Fill your stash jar early in the month with pure Sativa and or Sativa dominant hybrid cannabis strains.  There will be special exceptions, but the light energetic tones of the Sativa species of the sacred herb will assist with the enthusiastic commitment required in the final Fall month.

Think of your cannabis prescription as matching bowls with the celestial influence.  Your cannabis copilot might be the sacred connection required to withstand and benefit from the intense cosmic winds pushing you forward.

Now the exception my curious Twin.  In a perfect world you will be feeling yourself and the frenetic energy of the universe.  Knocking down tasks, and leaping over obstacles in a single bound.  But all this hard labor comes at a cost to your cosmic spacesuit.

Tuck away some Indica species of the sacred herb for special rest and recuperative smoke sessions during the month.  Be forewarned:  These smoke sessions may not seem possible or needed as you exert your magical hard working powers on the terrestrial plane.  You will need to toke time for self.  It will be up to you to set aside time for these recuperative smoke sessions.

The Moon phases 4th, 11th, 19th, and 27th offer great windows of time to slow down and meditate with a sacred bowl of Indica.  There will be no depth of thought required during these smoke sessions.  Just focus on rest and recuperation to recharge and repair your cosmic spacesuit for the next push forward toward progress.

I know stoner Gemini:  Intense right?  You got this.  Embrace the exhilaration of the constant grind.  Toke time for medicated meditative moments to repair mentally and physically.  Everything will work out with great progress at heart.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Capricorn you are in the middle of a confluence of celestial events this November.  The word of the month is satellitium:  A group of several planets in a sign.  The Sun, Mars, and Mercury will all be visiting the Capricorn sign this month.

This triumvirate of celestial bodies will bring with them a deep connection to your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  Community, fellowship, and family will be the focus of the final Fall month.

Toke time early in the month to make sure your stoner tool kit is up-to-date with shareable instruments of cannabis consumption.

I do not have a particular cannabis prescription for November my Sea-Goat.  No matter the species or strain of our sacred herb, seek the connecting magic through shared experiences with the canna-fam and cannabis companions alike.

Through the celestial influence, and the connected nature of the sacred herb, November promises to be a period of emotional bonding.

All of this communal fellowship with your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts will flow naturally into the cosmic influence in the final decade of November.  After the Full Moon of the 19th, we will all transition into a new celestial cycle.

This cycle will bring with it depth of understanding within your own personal mission here on Earth.  The cannabis connected bonding during the month will draw out experience, healing, and perception from your canna-fam.

This month is a great time to be a stoner Capricorn!  Remember to be flexible with your methods of cannabis consumption, and caring within your smoke circle.

Perhaps an at-home baking session with the canna-crew, trying the latest technique in herbal infusion, will draw out your unique bonding experience.

With the kind healing influence of celestial bodies, and the connected magic of the sacred herb, November will build a foundation for progress moving into future periods.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Cancer, you are accustomed to processing the intense emotions that arise as you navigate the unstable streams of the cosmos during the times of tumultuous tides. But, there are many of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts who may easily become overwhelmed when the waters get too rough.

It’s been quite a wild ride so far this year, and you might be eager to say goodbye to 2021; but be cautioned my chronic-loving Crab:  There are still a few more weeks of chaotic currents ahead, before you get to spark up that final bowl of the year.

In the meantime, you will serve as a beacon of light to the weary canna-fam as they traverse the uncertain times ahead. Stoner Cancer, you are uniquely positioned to help your cannabis companions stay afloat amongst swelling waves; to offer a place of refuge from the cosmic winds; to be the safe, calm eye within the swirling storm.

You can’t always control the chaos stoner Cancer, but during this season, you can breathe easy at the thought that you will at least have control over the happenings in your home. YOU get to curate the atmosphere and setting where good vibes and kind buds abound.

You don’t have to welcome everyone into your smoke circle stoner Cancer.  However, open up your stoney sanctuary to those most in need.  Be welcoming to the worn down terrestrial travelers who need to rest, recreate, and recharge their cosmic spacesuit.  A shared bowl can mean so much in turbulent times.

However, it is important to set boundaries, and to know your limits.  If your stash jar is being drained faster than usual, be on the lookout for the stoner mooch who is always down to pack a bowl, but never seems to contribute to the communal supply. Sharing is caring my sweet stoner Crab, but make sure that the giving goes both ways.  In the end, the motive is love and empathy; but be protected from unappreciated cannabis consumption.

Stoner Cancer, it’s not that you are one who seeks out chaos. But, where others see a challenging obstacle, you see an opportunity to overcome. You are the one who, with or without herbal inspiration, always looks to achieve a higher perspective.

This November you will have the opportunity to answer your truest calling.  Fulfill the role of Ganja Guru. Light up and rise up, your fellow cannabis companions will need your optimistic outlook!

Aries Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Aries, did you take advantage of the slow and balanced flow last month.  Did you break away from the stereotype of being a fierce, fast-moving fire sign; and instead float along the mellow moving cosmic waters?

I hope so, my red-eyed Ram. Because if last month was marked by balance and moderation, and filled with peaceful smoke sessions and high spirits, the days ahead will be spent navigating your way through more powerful, uncertain cosmic currents.

Stoner Aries, while you might be feeling like you are back to your usual confident, ready-to-conquer self, now is not the time to let your inhibitions chart the course of your terrestrial travels.

Steer clear of heady Sativas during this time; even if they are your go-to cannabis strains.  Of course they can be helpful in inspiring creativity and motivating you into action, but too much cerebral stimulation might increase unwanted impulsivity.

Instead, stick to the smooth and soothing effects of calming Indica strains. Think healing, not heady stoner Aries. You want something to help maintain your cosmic spacesuit, and protect it against heavy cosmic winds.  Something that will help you stay stoney, but also keep you grounded and centered between the highs and lows November is sure to bring.

Stoner Aries, avoid serious conversations or confronting partners-in-chronic this season.  You and fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts will feel their emotions more intensely during this time. Of course, you can always try the peace pipe to help ease tensions, but be sure to let the smoke clear before airing your grievances.

The best approach to maintaining good relationships may be to do nothing at all. Instead of forcing uncomfortable conversations, try giving each other space to medicate and meditate on their own. Time away from the smoke circle, and social settings, will allow feuding friends the opportunity to be alone with their own thoughts.

Embrace the quiet time and the sacred sensemilla. Look within yourself stoner Aries. Inhale the perspective expanding vapors of the sacred herb, and explore your own hidden depths. After you have meditated and reflected on your own feelings, you may be ready to express what’s bothering you with calm compassion, and empathy.

Or, you might come to realize that when it comes to working through growing pains with our cannabis companions, the simplest solution is to smoke about it, and forget about it. Instead of holding onto those bad vibes, sometimes we just have to light up and let go.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Aquarius, when given the choice between smoking the roaches, or a fresh bowl, who wouldn’t choose to go with the good green?  Make sure you apply the same logic when deciding your schedule as you head into the final stretch of 2021. You want to be able to start the New Year working on new endeavors, not wasting time hurrying to finish yesterday’s to-do list.

Throughout the month, pay close attention to your cosmic spacesuit stoner Aquarius. In order to make sure the future you is energized and ready to grind, you have to make sure you are taking care of what your mind and body needs in the present.

The best prescription for finishing up the year on a high note, is to make sure your herbal medicine cabinet includes a variety of strains:  Indica, Sativa and Hybrids. The sacred herb is as diverse in it’s forms as the effects it can induce.

There is a strain for every occasion, but remember that not every strain will be right for every occasion.

My diligent Water-Bearer, when it is time to get things done, select the uplifting and inspiring Sativa cannabis species. Stick to classics like Super Silver Haze when you know that you have a full and fast paced day ahead. Sour Diesel is good for those moments when you want to let your mind get lost in the clouds of imagination, but don’t necessarily want to become too hazy, in case your daydreaming gets interrupted with pertinent business.

Stoner Aquarius when it’s time to relax and recharge your cosmic spacesuit, Indica is the best way to go. Fall back and fire up anything Kush:  Whether it’s the ancient Afghan Kush or that true original, OG Kush.  If you want something classic, yet modern, there’s always the LA Confidential cannabis strain.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius:  Only toke-up the most relaxing version of the sacred herb when you have plenty of time on your hands. Otherwise you may find yourself having to clear your calendar when you find yourself more chill than you expected.

But, if you find that this month requires a more middle-of-the-road approach, you should definitely have plenty of cannabis hybrids on hand. Even when we plan out every moment, our cosmic adventure can be filled with roadblocks and detours, pleasing highs and unwanted lows. Those well balanced buds, that can be both healing and heady, are always a safe choice when you’re not sure what may lie ahead.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Virgo, hi-ho hi-ho, it’s off to work we go.  Is that the mantra that keeps you safe, happy, and pushing progress?  In October there will be an opportunity to squeeze more out of life than tangible project manifestation.

With the season of Libra, celestial influence brings balance and opportunity for the stoner Virgin.

Sure sure, I know stoner Virgo, your projects and in-depth dives into passionate endeavors feeds your soul.  So you might say.  In the second Fall month there will be a intangible opportunity to connect your outer terrestrial experience with your inner voice, and heart.

It is time this month to put “me time” down on your to-do list.  Toke time early in the month for a solo medicated meditative smoke session to contemplate what is missing from your terrestrial existence.  Use the sacred herb to connect your head with your soul.

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Focus your cannabis meditation on intangible aspects of life, not the tangible tasks of the terrestrial world.

This will mean different things to different Virgos.  Perhaps you’ve neglected your passion for hiking for far too long as you battle the daily grind within the economic system.  Perhaps this month you will be able to nap without internal or external judgement from yourself.  Perhaps this exercise in self fulfillment will entail sharing a joint, and a quiet evening, with a member of your personal cann-fam.

Use the sacred herb as your guide to explore your heart and your soul in ways you have neglected.  We all lose sight of our internal drives from time to time.

Use your cannabis copilot as a navigational guide to reconnect with yourself.

Internal care and self love will come at a great time this month my lovely Virgin.  Be sure to toke time with the sacred herb, and yourself, before the end of the first decade of October.  Because this wonderful period of healing and internal satisfaction will blend perfectly with the remaining time in the month.

After the first decade, October will consist of big bong rips with the ganja gang, and chatty joint sessions with the canna-crew.  You may not always find success within the canna-crowd.  But after a serious smoke-out focused on self love and internal repair, you will feel like a new you; ready to chop-it-up with the smoke circle, and move forward on the terrestrial plane with rebalanced targets and goals.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Taurus very few members of the stoner Zodiac enjoy some “me time” more than you.  Celestial influence in the second Fall month brings support for internal contemplation.  But instead of vanity, the cosmic winds will bring a more progressive and constructive internal attention.

October presents an opportunity to recognize your stellar stoner traits, and to solidify confidence in yourself moving forward.  Use the sacred herb to assist your third eye as you gaze within.  You may use the best of your skills within your terrestrial travels only after you recognize what they are.  Recognize these skills through cannabis connections.

This meditative exercise with your cannabis copilot will not be achieved with one deep solo meditative smoke session this month; instead toke time throughout October when you consume cannabis to contemplate self appreciation.  Self love.

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In times of chaos and terrestrial complexity, it is your innate internal drives that will keep you safe and secure no matter the strength of the storm.  This is one of your strengths isn’t it stoner Taurus?  Not to recognize how you got here, but to understand you have the skills to do it all again.

The result will not necessarily bring more confidence to your travels in October, but solidify your confident strut moving well into future time periods.

Maintain the consistent light toking sessions throughout the month stoner Taurus.  In the final decade of October, celestial bodies may shift.  The appreciative confidence in self that was solidified early in the month will empower you through changing times.

Avoid deep medicated smoke sessions that could result in couch lock, or becoming trapped inside your own head.  As the universal winds of influence change, insecurities may develop.

But that’s why you toked time to appreciate with the sacred herb.  Don’t forget those moments stoner Taurus.  You are loved.  You are capable.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

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My dear stoner Pisces, it is not by accident that you are considered the most kind and caring amongst the stoner Zodiac. It is your ability and willingness to take the time to listen unconditionally to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  And really get to know them, which earns you the title of ‘the sensitive one’.

Some might see this as a negative designation, but you are proof that being in touch, and in tune with your emotions can be a strength.  Not a weakness.  Some call you sensitive like it’s a bad thing. But, it is precisely because of your emotional literacy that you are better positioned to regroup, and rise above when calm cosmic currents turn into choppy swells.

Don’t let yourself be worn down by the repetition of the daily grind stoner Pisces. Stick to a healthy regiment of reflection and meditation with the expansive vapors of the sacred herb.

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Toke time to light up and look inside stoner Pisces. Then, look ahead.

With a newfound focus and the clarity of a ten-thousand foot vantage point, you will be able to see past perceived obstacles to the destination that lies ahead.  And with the assistance of your cannabis copilot, the path you will need to take to get there will illuminate within the burning bowl of manifestation.

Stoner Pisces, even though you may feel prepared for the increase of intense emotions this month, you should still keep your sacred medicinal stash jar well stocked. Because of the persistent flux that October promises to bring, you should seek out hybrid strains. These balanced buds will help you stick to the middle of the path.  Your hybrid  canna-guide will help you avoid being pulled back and forth between soaring highs and crashing lows.

While self-reflection is crucial for growth, you should be mindful to not be overly critical of yourself during this season. Failure isn’t a flaw stoner Pisces; it is these hard-learned lessons that help you reach future milestones.

It’s good to have goals, but don’t beat yourself up if you don’t get it right the first time. In other words, don’t take yourself too seriously. Setbacks are sure to happen, and sometimes roadblocks will cause you to take a detour. But, don’t fret my slippery Fish!   Sometimes your cosmic chronicles will lead you over open roads, and other times you will take a few wrong turns. Just stay calm, load the bong, and enjoy the journey.  And when detours do occur, breathe easy and remind yourself this:  Sometimes being forced to take the scenic route isn’t such a bad thing.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Scorpio we are entering into a month of re-balancing.  This October exercise in stability will pull your guarded emotional fringes back to center.  No more leaning on emotional crutches my fierce Scorpion!  By the end of the second Fall month you will be standing firmly on two feet, square, balanced, and confident.

Lean into the cosmic winds of stability with balanced cannabis hybrid strains.  All things we meditate internally will be manifested externally.  Use the magical manifesting powers of the sacred herb to target your meditative smoke sessions on calm and contentment.

Slow your roll stoner Scorpio, and toke time to settle terrestrial anxieties.

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Intensity may not be a word you use to describe yourself, but this may be the exact word used by people who cross you on the wrong side of the path.

One of the amazing powers of our cannabis copilot is the window it provides into ourselves.  As you focus on balance in October, you may see the intensity you wield on the terrestrial plane.  The sacred herb may show you the results of friendly fire from your powerful stinger.

Understanding your power is an important step in the process of internal re-balancing.

By the night of the Full Moon of the 20th, this exercise in stability will begin to bear fruit.  Maintain your prescription of balanced hybrid cannabis strains; but now your third eye internal gaze will turn from critical and analytical to appreciation.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst of love.  Toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session near the Full Moon.  The exercise in re-balancing will open up a new window into yourself.

Use the sacred herb to connect with yourself.  Allow positive thoughts, appreciation, and love to wash over your spirit.

By the end of the month the outward terrestrial benefit from this cosmic re-balancing will be plain to see.  As you appreciate and love yourself, so will the canna-fam and broader smoke circle.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Sagittarius do you feel that bounce in your step?  That positive vibration in your bow tension?  You are feeling an extra tingle in the air for good reason.  The universe will be vibrating in tune with your celestial mission in October.

Toke time for cannabis in consistent light smoke sessions this month.  There is a true blessing in the universal vibration in October.  Your cannabis copilot will act as a tuning fork within the cosmic journey.

So much of your time and mental capacity is spent on the move stoner Sagittarius.  Always on mission with acquiring new targets for your terrestrial adventure.  But this constant movement of action is often the source of stumbling blocks along your progressive path.

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There are great blessings of patience and understanding within the universal vibration this month.  The stoner Archer will be greatly assisted in slowing down, and contemplating the right missions to initiate.

Match the cosmic combustion with balanced hybrid cannabis strains.  With consistent light tokes of the balanced sacred herb, your third eye sight will become intune with the positively patient universal vibration.

Along with patience, the universe will be sending waves of passionate support in second Fall month.  But this cosmic support comes with a word of warning my stealthy Archer:  Passion must come from within before it can be used as a guide on the terrestrial plane.

Before the end of the first October decade, toke time with the sacred herb through a solo medicated meditative smoke session.  Focus on your internal desire for self improvement.  Find passion with yourself before you unleash your powerful senses on the world.

You don’t need a guide stoner Sagittarius, but an advanced scout doesn’t hurt.  With the powerfully positive cosmic vibes, and an assist from your cannabis copilot, navigating the second Fall month should be a successful mission.

A mission filled with great conquests, and new discoveries.  I’ll smoke to that!

Libra Stoner Horoscope October

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Ah stoner Libra, you are the stoner star sign filled with a balanced mission on the terrestrial plane.  But so often this justice-seeking eye is turned outwardly as you strive to bring balance to others.  In October, cosmic winds may knock you out of your comfort zone.  Instead of bringing justice and balance to your smoke circle, the month will be filled with internal analysis as your third eye gaze is turned inward.

Breathe deep stoner Libra.  Inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb.  Don’t try to withstand the brisk cosmic wind, embrace it!

Stock the stash jars with a deep Indica cannabis strain, and an Indica dominant hybrid strain.  The settled and contemplative nature of this species of the sacred herb will allow you to sink deep within yourself.  It will assist you in shining a light on the internal areas that might need work, care, or sympathy.

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Toke time with the sacred herb for a solo medicated meditative smoke session.  Reconnect your head with your soul.  Apply the empathy you use to help others upon yourself.

Don’t be late stoner Libra.  The most opportune time to re-balance your internal drives with this solo deep dive within yourself will be early in the month.  The New Moon falls on the 6th.  This Moon phase will provide the perfect period to explore the window into yourself.

This meditative practice in internal analysis, and maybe even judgement, will create an immediate impact in October.  After the Full Moon of the 20th, the smoke circle might be buzzing with bowls and energy.

Stay with the Indica hybrid during this time stoner Libra.  Other stoner star signs may be feeling the universe differently than you.  It is at this time you must stay connected to the cannabis inspired directives you manifested earlier in the month.

With the help of your cannabis copilot, and disciplined meditation, October should be a progressive month for you moving forward.  Stay connected to your internal work stoner Libra.  Insecurities, judgements, and frivolous dramas are all part of the human experience.  Once you are re-balanced, and your soul is settled, there is nothing that can knock you off course again.

Leo Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Leo, the theme of October is to manage expectations. Others EXPECT you to be the roaring, reefer-loving Lion; ready to light one up, and lead your fellow stoner Zodiac up through the haze to higher planes. Right now, at this moment, what you need to focus on most are the expectations you have for yourself!

You see no one else staring back at you when you look in the mirror, so the thing that really matters is that YOU like what YOU see.

Some will see your confidence and passion, and may call you arrogant. Others will see your persistence and contemplative gaze, and think you are just being stubborn. It’s all about perspective stoner Leo. Don’t waste your energy on changing anyone’s mind, or trying to convince them to see things a certain way.

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Turn your focus and your efforts inward stoner Leo. Breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and work to awaken your own third-eye sight. If those around you want to allow the cosmic clouds to hinder their vision, sometimes all you can do is roast a bowl, rise above, and let them be.

Just like the concept you cannot always get people to see things a certain way, no one can make you do anything you don’t want to. Which means you will be in complete control of your social calendar and interactions during this season.

When you feel like you need to sneak away to your secluded smoky oasis to enjoy a few stress relieving tokes by yourself, go for it! You’re not alone stoner Leo.  We all have those times when we just need to get away from the daily grind; to retreat to the familiar comfort and solitude of our sensemilla sanctuary.

Once your Chakras are properly aligned, and YOU are content with the fierce Lion’s mane staring back at you from your reflection, you will know that you have achieved a state of inner peace.  And that state of mind will leave even the most talkative critics speechless.

Go ahead stoner Leo, schedule yourself that relaxing stoney spa day…or two…or three!  If that’s what is needed to rejuvenate your spirit, and recharge your cosmic space suit, then it must be accomplished. This month, when it comes to relaxing and recreating—go wild!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Gemini, for some in the stoner Zodiac autumn is a time to slow down, bundle up, and allow themselves a little more time being comfortably stoned on the couch. But, this month, the stoner Twin will not be caught lounging or wasting any of the limited hours of daylight the Fall season offers.

While many around you will be content slowing their role, tokin the easy route or blaming the weather for ignoring their to-do list, you will be steady on your grind; blazing hot trails through the cold, rainy days of the second Fall month.

For the stoner Gemini, this period can be a time of grand ideas and great accomplishment. Embrace the sacred sensemilla early and often this month; inhale the stimulating nature of cannabis, and elevate yourself to ever-higher levels of creativity.

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Do not be offended, or take it personally, if you initially face skepticism from your peers at work, or your canna-buddies. It’s not that they doubt your abilities or vision, stoner Gemini, but they know historically you can be sudden to switch your focus, and quick to find the next great passion project to pour your energy into.

Your best collaborators will be those cannabis comrades who can act as a counterbalance to your endless eagerness to start your next exciting endeavor; before you’ve completed the current undertaking.

Seek out the partners-in-chronic who are not looking to be entertained by lofty declarations; but instead, those who are genuinely intrigued by your bigger-picture vision. The ideal cannabis companion will be equally excited to put in the work needed to manifest your marijuana musings into tangible results; and only then, take a break to binge watch your favorite stoner comedy series, and pack bowl after frosty bowl.

Stoner Gemini, regardless of whether you are a part of team Indica, or stick strictly to Sativa dominant strains, consistency in your cannabis selection will be key to maintaining momentum and motivation this month.

The Tokin’ Twin represents a duality, and this month it is up to you to decide whether to be the high-minded daydreamer, or the down-to-earth doer. One thing that is certain:  Indecisiveness will leave you looking back, wondering how you let all the infinite potential of the month go up in smoke.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October

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My diligent stoner Capricorn, October promises to be a wonderful time period.  Even if cosmic support goes against your usual stoner directives, there will be opportunity for growth and progress.  With the connected nature of cannabis, it will be easy to float high out of your comfort zone.

The studious stoner Capricorn is one of the hard working members of the stoner Zodiac.  The to-do list, and career contemplation, often creep into meditative smoke sessions.  You can’t help it, and that’s ok.  Interpersonal relationships, and the touchy-feely side of our terrestrial existence, is sometimes lost on you.

This month universal support brings balance to the sturdy stoner Sea-Goat.  Warm cosmic winds could provide new feelings closer to the heart than the pocketbook.

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Early in the month, toke time to prepare for unexpected smoke sessions with the extended stoner fam.  Make sure your smoke kit, and stash jar, are ready to travel.

You are a creature of habit stoner Capricorn.  Break free from the tried and true cannabis regiment.  Prepare for company during your smoke sessions in October.  Bring some variety to your cannabis offerings.  Not just new strains of the sacred herb, but ways to consume it also.

After the New Moon of the 6th, the stoner Capricorn might become the magnet of the smoke circle.  Old friends forgotten, and new members of the canna-crew, will pop into your terrestrial travels unexpectedly.

Toke time for your heart and your soul this month stoner Capricorn.  The to-do list will still be there when the combustion clouds lift.  There is much needed magic in sharing a joint with an old friend.  There is invigorating energy in discovering that new bud-loving buddy you didn’t know worked next door.

Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb.  These chance encounters won’t take away from the daily grind.  Your diligence within the daily grind makes these moments possible, and all-the-more worthwhile.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Cancer, you are often characterized by the unpredictability of your emotions; consistently pulled back and forth between elevated highs and seemingly unavoidable lows. But this October, you can expect to experience a period of true and welcomed peace.

It will take investment and effort on your part, but you can reach the middle of the path on which you wish to travel. This path of peace you wish to achieve will not be easily gained, but once discovered, it will be much easier to hold onto.

Be mindful my stoney Crab, that the peaceful path you desire may come at a cost. You love tokin’ with your fellow cannabis companions, but oftentimes you can’t help but absorb the emanations of those nearest to you.

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Because of your highly honed emotional frequencies, and in order to achieve your own sense of Zen, this month may be filled with more solo smoke sessions than you are used to.  Terrestrial travels in October may be resigned to stay-cations or getaways where the only ones invited are you, your favorite piece, and the newest strain of the sweet sensimilla.

The focus on your own wellbeing will not always come naturally.  Be patient stoner Cancer. Know that it will take multiple smoke sessions of mindful meditation with the sacred herb in order to manifest your ultimate goal:  Peace.

You don’t have to be a complete hermit my stoner Crab, but for now you will benefit from a little time away from your usual smoke circle. Don’t worry, your cannabis companions will be there waiting for you when you get back. Afterall, what good is your new found serenity if you don’t have anyone to share it with?

Time away from the canna-crew will help you see and sense the difference between what are truly YOUR feelings, and the negative vibrations emanating from those around you.

There is no secret or special equation to this, just pay attention. If you find yourself feeling down, drained or anxious, look back to who you were around when you felt those emotions. Identifying the common denominator will make it easier to avoid, or lessen, the time you spend with the people who are the source of those unwanted emotions.

Some of these separations will be temporary stoner Cancer. But others, you may find, are best left to find a new canna-fam to roll with. Either way, you will get a whiff of what the peaceful path smells like, and will most certainly want to reup again next month.

Aries Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Aries the October time period will be enlightening, frustrating, and fantastic all in one balanced ball of celestial perfection.

The season of Libra will bring with it something you are not accustomed to:  Balance.  This statement may seem silly at first.  But you are the energetic Ram, always on the front hoof moving forward, guided by exuberance and the emotional trigger of the day.

I love who you are stoner Aries, and you love who you are.  The universal influence this month won’t challenge your internal drives.  Think of the cosmic wind as a cool breeze at your back, pushing you toward a more patient and centered existence.

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Chill with the Sativa dominant diet of sacred herb this month.  Match bowls with the universe, and stock the stash jar with a balanced cannabis hybrid strain.  Maybe two!

Let your softer side out this month stoner Aries.  With the calming nature of the cosmic breeze, and your ability to slow time down to better understand the terrestrial world around you, an opportunity will develop within the broader smoke circle.  Opportunity to see things in a new light.  Opportunity for others to see a new layer of the rambunctious Ram.

Deep dives with the sacred herb are not required this month to gain a progressive perspective.  We are in the season of balance, so moderate consistent tokes of the marijuana smoke will suffice.

Allow your cannabis copilot to assist you in embracing the chill of this cosmic phase.  For the most fortunate stoner Aries, a new spirit of understanding may develop from this break from chaos.

By the end of the month celestial bodies will transition, and the fiery Ram will be back leaping large obstacles in a single bound.  More importantly your spirit may feel refreshed.  Your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in the smoke circle of life will see the growth in your nature.  In the end you may forget about the contemplative chill days of October, as you embark on endo-excursions with new bud-loving buddies.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

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It’s October stoner Aquarius!  The first full month of Fall.  The days are growing shorter while the trees are shedding their leaves in anticipation of the frosty winter blanket they will soon be wearing. As you look around you will notice most others in your orbit are stocking up their stash jars, pulling out their warmer wardrobe, and generally preparing to be holed up in their smokey sanctuaries until the Sun returns.

But not you stoner Aquarius. You might switch out your rope sandals for cozy mukluks, trade your bathing suit for the warmth of your comfy hoodie, and make sure that your own stash is both frosty and FULL; but you have no plans of letting a little cold or cloudy weather slow your roll this month!

While your more complacent cannabis cohorts may be content spending hours on the couch binging shows, you will be busy making moves and manifesting the change you want to see.

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Remember this on your stellar journey:  Sometimes it is the changes you can’t see which will be the most significant.

You play the role of the mindful marijuana mediator, and cannabis confidant to the smoke circle. You are there for the canna-fam.  Whether they just need someone to share a bowl with, or a sounding board of empathy, your well-balanced wisdom is appreciated.

But, this month stoner Aquarius, before you start in on your selfless service of others, you have to ask yourself a most quintessential question:  What do YOU need?

This season, it is your turn under the magnifying glass. Not only in a critical light, but with a contemplative gaze, and constructive intent. You are always ready with sage advice for others, but identifying and working through your own emotions can feel like a foreign concept.

This month you must toke time for self.  Maybe you are contemplating a substantial switch up; like changing your occupation or career path. It could be as simple as diversifying your smoking credentials by switching from Indica to Sativa strains. Or, something somewhere in between; like telling your cannabis companion that you just need a little more space.

Toke time for solo smoke sessions to calm and clear your mind.  Just you, the sacred herb, and your favorite pipe.

My well-meaning Water Bearer, by no means should you skip out on social smoke circles, or actively avoid helping your cannabis companions grow and rise above.  Just make sure you are putting in the care required to make your own garden flourish and thrive.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

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What a long strange trip it’s been stoner Virgo.  The past is a memory.  The future is a dream.  The present is an illusion in between.

If the illusion gets a little squirrely this month, be prepared to lean on your cannabis copilot to appreciate the past, and manifest positivity in the future.  This exercise will allow you to see through the illusion with your third eye sight.

Chill stoner Virgo!  This is your illusion, but it is shared with your cannabis companions.  Often frustration and disappointment are born out of your expectations.

Toke time with the sacred herb to meditate on reasonable management of expectations.  It is not the responsibility of your canna-crew to meet your expectations stoner Virgo.  This simple medicated meditation with cannabis could make all the difference between a positive illusion, and a dramatic nightmare in the first Fall month.

You like puzzles don’t you stoner Virgo?  Think of September as your own jigsaw.  Use the sacred herb to climb high above the terrestrial plane to see where all the pieces fit.  This higher perspective will allow you to see how you fit together with coworkers and the canna-fam.

Remember my stoner Virgin:  You are merely a piece in the grand puzzle.

There will be challenges during the month to prove your authenticity, and ability, within the broader smoke circle.  With a keen third eye toward your own expectations, and a high minded view of your place within the grand scheme, you will pass all cosmic tests.

The Full Moon on the 20th will mark a time to withdraw and assess where you are in between appreciation and manifestation.  Cosmic winds of chaos may be causing interference with communications between the canna-crew.  Sometimes the puzzle piece just doesn’t fit stoner Virgo.  Are you forcing it?

When frustration mounts, toke time with the sacred herb to find your strategic center.  Appreciate the past.  Manifest positivity in the future.  Get through the illusion of today.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Taurus, if this September was taking place in the latest Fall rom-rom:  Everyone would be roasting bowls.  Ready with witty one-liners and snarky comebacks.  Passing the joint while laughing at each other’s five-year-old.  Espousing inside stoner jokes that have been told a hundred times before, but that everyone still thinks are hilarious. The smoke circle would be the bestest of buds, with good vibes abounding.  We need a soundtrack for that show!

Unfortunately stoner Taurus, not everyone that you are friends with are friends with each other. But this month, you have the opportunity to play the role of great uniter.

It is true that when tensions are highest, the peace pipe can help to ease ill-will, and help avoid conflict.  But it can also help people to let down their guard, and try to imagine the other person’s perspective.

However, there is no forcing friendship stoner Taurus. You can provide the safe setting, the sweet sensemilla, but more positive relations will only come in time once opposing parties are able to meet on common ground.

Perhaps our great cannabis copilot will provide the connecting magic so that the whole smoke circle will be vibing on the same wavelength.

Stoner Taurus, while it is nice, and even rewarding, to play 420 match-maker.  You might think of yourself as the cannabis-companion commissioner.  But in the end, the most important relationship is the one you have with yourself.

There is a certain comfort in the familiar my powerful Bull.  Developing a routine can help maintain efficiency in your day-to-day operations and endeavors.  This month, you must break free from routine with a toking timeout to ask yourself:  What are the things that you are NOT doing?

It is noble work stoner Taurus, but don’t spend ALL of your energy trying to get others to become closer.  September offers an opportunity to become more comfortable in your own skin.

You can expect to experience a certain level of discomfort, and apprehension, as you embark into the great unknown.  Use the sacred herb as a connecting implement to yourself.

Break free from habit.  Try new strains!  Move away from your safe, familiar routine, and embark on your next endo-excursion.  It might sound counterintuitive stoner Taurus, but the further outside your comfort zone you venture, the more comfortable and confident you’ll feel when you finally make it back home.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month sets up to be a blessed period, but it won’t be devoid of tactical nuance.  So much of the universal influence  and support in September centers around effort born from creativity, married to community.  Wow, that was a mouthful.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb to tap into the creative complex of the cosmos.  A cannabis strain like Purple Haze could be the perfect tool to tap the cosmic collective consciousness.

Stoner Scorpio, the ideas and inspiration that come from this early meditative medicated smoke session will most likely focus on community.  Any adventure worth doing is better done with the canna-fam.

Ok stoner Scorpio, you have the ideas.  You have the network of nug-loving canna-buddies.  The remainder of September will be all about hard work and patience.

Early moments in the month will require tapping into the creative vibes of the universal flow.  The remainder of the month will require hard work to execute the creative mining.

Load the stash jar with a cannabis strain that supports mental focus.  Sour Diesel should do nicely.  Manifestation on our terrestrial plane requires more than meditation stoner Scorpio.  Use your cannabis copilot to support the effort, and clarity, required to execute your

creative concoctions.

My fierce Scorpion, there is one hidden element out of your control that must be discussed.  Your network of canna-buddies will be required to fulfill your cosmic creation.  However, you cannot control their level of effort or excitement in your project.

Understanding and empathy are tools required of any kind project leader.

Once again, you can use the enlightened connection of the sacred herb to assist you in harnessing the herd.  When frustration mounts, toke a timeout with cannabis.  Reset

your mindset.  Manifest patience.  All things worth doing are best done together.  But we all have different speeds in which we operate.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Click click click is the loud sound as the car is jerked forward in unison.  You are filled with anxiety and anticipation.  Each click, each jerk, draws more eagerness and dread inside of you.

Finally the car reaches the top of the climb.  There is a moment of weightlessness before the plunge.

Acceleration, euphoria, and adrenaline all combine in that moment the car rushes down the track to the next turn or loop.  Stoner Sag, the thrill of life is encapsulated in those sequences.

Freedom and joy is found in that moment, once you realize you are not in control.  You were never in control stoner Sagittarius.  Not from the time you bought the ticket.  Not from the time you were born.

Early in September toke time with the sacred herb in a solo smoke session.  The cannabis strain does not matter.  Sink deep during this medicated meditative smoke session to visualize the ups and downs of the past.  The unexpected twists and turns that hurtled you in different directions on the terrestrial plane.

My stoner Archer, as there were twists and turns, climbs and drops, anxiety and exhilaration in the past; these things too will come in the future.

You can’t control the flowing wave of universal life, but you can try to surf it!

It’s time for a stoner roll call my valiant Archer.  Take note of all your canna-buddies within your smoke circle.

You aren’t alone on the roller coaster of life.  It’s the canna-fam you’ve made evergreen connections with that will be there during the thrilling good times.  It’s the ganja gang who will have your back in moments of terrifying anxiety.

The more you recognize the natural ebb and flow of this terrestrial life, the more you can withstand the moments of anxiety; and appreciate the times of positive growth.

This is your mission in September stoner Sagittarius:  Smooth out the highs and lows with meditative cannabis contemplation, and take solace in the fact that the canna-crew is going through the same thing.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

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For some stoner Pisces, September will mark the beginning of a new chapter in their smokey story; a time where the weather is cooling down, but the good vibes are heating up. For others, it could be a continuation of the same hazy, hard-to-handle happenings they have been dealing with in past months.

But, it’s not up to the cosmos which path will be yours stoner Pisces.  It is your own recent actions, or inactions, that will decide what lies ahead.

Last month, did you light up and lean in stoner Pisces?  Finishing up those outstanding projects and the lingering tasks on your to-do list?  Did you toke time away to meditate, to break away from the cosmic chaos, and find your own calm within?

Or, did you run away from your responsibilities?  Escape to your favorite smoke-filled oasis, hiding away from the wear and tear of the daily grind for a little longer than you had intended?

For those stoner Pisces who acknowledged the unsettled tides they were swimming in during the waning days of Summer; and made the necessary adjustments. September will be marked by smoke-filled days, and clear waters. The start of Fall will be nothing short of a happy, hazy time filled with good vibes, floating easily along the river of life.

Unfortunately my dear dank-loving Fish, if you didn’t invest in doing the groundwork in August, you can expect to spend more time picking through the weeds of life, than enjoying the bountiful harvest of a well-tended garden.

Just remember stoner Pisces:  The most difficult work is made lighter with more hands.  Even the biggest bowl is easier to burn through when more people are puffing.

You don’t have to face the mysteries that lie ahead alone. Don’t be afraid to seek out the counsel, and company, of your partners-in-chronic when you need support.

Sometimes you will benefit by rounding up the stoner squad to roast a bowl, and reflect on where you’ve been.  And more importantly, where you want to go. Other times, all you need is your closest cannabis companion, a fresh stash of the sacred herb, and a weekend voyage to help free your mind, and refresh your cosmic spacesuit.

By the month’s end you should be able to breathe a little easier stoner Pisces.  Whether you’re on cloud nine, or you are lower than you’ve felt in a long while, remember that you don’t have to go at it alone.

Libra Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Libra, remember that even the tallest of trees is only as strong as its roots. With cosmic winds expected to increase with intensity, and become more unpredictable in September, it will be crucial to prepare yourself.   Make sure you are planted firmly in solid ground.

If you haven’t been working in the past months on finding your inner equilibrium, don’t worry stoner Libra. Just be sure to toke time in the first days of the month to meditate with the sacred herb before the stellar gusts become too strong.

You are well adept in the delicate art of achieving balance; so I highly recommend you cultivate this middle-of-the-road mantra by searching out, and sticking to, hybrid cannabis strains throughout the month.

Tried and true classics like OG Kush, Blue Dream, or Girl Scout Cookies will provide the added boost of energy you need to face any challenges that arise; yet these hybrid delights may also provide the calming influence to lead you back to the center path if things get too hectic.

Stoner Libra, although you are the poster child of balance and fairness amongst all the stoner zodiac, no one will tell you that it is an easy undertaking. It can be an unthanked endeavor to balance the micro with the macro:  To remain ecologically mindful of how you treat the wider environmental world around you, while still making sure you are kind and caring towards your cannabis companions in your immediate orbit.

You will likely be called upon to play the role of mediator between feuding cannabis companions.  Or possibly the life coach to someone who is feeling worn down by unkind cosmic currents.  And, not even you are immune to the wear and tear of the daily grind stoner Libra.

Toke time for  the occasional recreational rendezvous to center yourself within the smoke circle.  Smoke sessions exclusively scheduled for roasting bowls and relaxing with your partners-in-chronic. Or, maybe you have that one special person you are always willing to share your top shelf nugs with. Whoever or however you choose to decompress, it will be important you have a designated cannabis confidant during this time.

Stoner Libra, you are ready and willing to be the grounding presence to those who seek your help. But, it is always a good thing to have that supportive someone when you need a little help from a friend. That one bud-loving buddy who, at the end of a bad day, will always be there for you with a listening ear, and a freshly packed bowl for two.

Leo Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Leo in many ways September will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure tale.  As you are the author of your own story, attention must be paid early in the month to manifest positivity so you don’t write a nightmarish chapter.

Seriously stoner Lion.  Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb.  Make sure this solo smoke session is comfortable and without distraction.  The cannabis strain does not matter as much as your solitude.  Take care of this task before the New Moon on the 6th.

You hold great power in this moment to cleanse your mental space, and manifest your future self.

Universal influence in September also provides an opportunity to clear your financial space stoner Leo.  It is easy in our modern time to clutter our mental and physical space with all the trappings of the digital simulation.  What is a crucial delight one month, turns into a forgotten burden the next.

Use the contemplative nature of the sacred herb to align your third eye gaze with the cosmic support for financial house cleaning.  This may mean different tasks for different Lions.

Perhaps a bowl and a budget is the best result of high minded contemplation.  Perhaps it’s time to cancel that habit, or that subscription that slowly drains your resources each month.

Perhaps you will consider your time as money, and toke a keen third eye toward that social media app clogging your pineal gland.  At least your stoner horoscope subscription is free.  Don’t cancel me during your mental house cleaning stoner Leo!

After the Full Moon on the 20th, the month may finish on a psychological note of introspection.  Allow yourself to take some me-time in the final decade of the month.  Physical exercise can always be an active conduit for solo self reflection.

September will start with manifesting dreams with the sacred herb.  It should end with appreciative healing with your cannabis copilot.

In the end this month is all about you stoner Leo, and that is one thing that no Lion will ever deny.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Capricorn the month of September sets up to be as complex as your inner machinations.  As it is tough to pin down your stoner traits on any given day, so too will it be difficult to predict universal influence in the first Fall month.

Make sure your treasure chest of cannabis strains is loaded early in the month my mercurial Sea-Goat.  Flexibility within your practice of self medicating will be the key.  You will need versatility, and a breadth of cannabis varieties in your medicine cabinet.

Even if it is just a bud or two, make sure to have species dominant strains, hybrids, and even CBD cannabis on hand for thoughtful selection.

The situation and dosage of your sacred treasure chest selection will be up to you this month.  So long as you apply reasonable thought to each circumstance, your cannabis copilot won’t let you down.

Much of the work required by universal support this month will be internal.  Consistent meditative marijuana moments will help guide you through the maze of terrestrial adventures.

Members of the canna-fam will be going through their own trials and tribulations.  Communication within the broader smoke circle will be hampered by cosmic interference.

Toke time with the sacred herb to look internally stoner Capricorn.  What are you in control of on this terrestrial plane?  Often frustration or anger is an outward expression of internal negativity.

Don’t dwell on others.  Instead, contemplate with cannabis from a higher perspective to see how YOU can positively impact your sphere of influence.  Worry not about that which is out of your control.

Stoner Capricorn, this month of internal assessment will have great benefits in the sphere of economics.  Toke time to burn a bowl and budget.  As you shake free the internal complexities of your stoner traits, you should also gaze with your third eye toward the clutter of your financial management.

Before you know it, you will be ripped and ready for October.  Perhaps with a better understanding of yourself, the canna-crew, and your position within the economic grind.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

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Dare to dream stoner Gemini.  The September time period is a powerful month for the stoner Twin.  Confidence, diligence, and a positive mental attitude will be the keys to unlocking the cosmic magic manifesting in the first Fall month.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb.  Dare to dream stoner Gemini!  Use communions with cannabis to fly high above the terrestrial plane.  See the gears grinding in the economic machine.  What is your place within this structure?

There is universal support for advancement in September.  But this support is not a gift my Twin.  Once you have meditated with the sacred herb to see yourself within the system, action must be taken to increase your position.  Use your cannabis copilot to see through the barriers placed in front of you; then puff puff plan on how to remove these barriers.

You have always been valuable stoner Gemini.  Now it is time to leverage that value, and turn it into influence.

The New Moon rises on the 6th of September.  This Moon phase brings a sense of organization to your physical space.  If you are the type of Twin that struggles to settle the mind for a medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb, then perhaps this early New Moon can be used as an opportunity.

I called for an early medicated meditative dream session with the sacred herb this month.  Perhaps this deep dive can come in concert with the New Moon house cleansing.  Busy hands and a dreaming mind.  There are no rules to meditation or contemplation my creative Twin.

Don’t let fear, uncertainty, and doubt trip up your third eye vision.  Again, this period is filled with support, not gifts.  All action and manifestation must come from within you.

Keep a high CBD, low THC, cannabis strain at the ready this month.  There could be times where fear, uncertainty, and doubt creep into your mental space.  Could you be overthinking it stoner Gemini?

Use the subdued psychoactive CBD cannabis strain to calm the nerves and quiet the sabotaging mind.  You got this stoner Gemini, it was always within you.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Cancer, if there is one thing you can count on in September, it’s that plans are always subject to change. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to look ahead, just don’t stress too much when you have to alter course, or take a different route, to reach your destination.

These detours, which at first might feel like setbacks or delays, could end up being a stellar blessing in disguise as you are forced to take the longer, but more scenic route. Enjoy the ride stoner Cancer!

Summer might be coming to a close, but your cosmic endo-excursions show no signs of slowing down.

My chronic-loving Crab, prepare yourself for increased sensitivity to the energy of others.  Both positive and negative vibrations will be felt more acutely throughout the month. You will be torn between helping those nearest you to fix the issues they face, and escaping to secluded smoke spots to enjoy your bowls by yourself, far away from everyone else’s drama.

The secret to keeping the peace during this time of potential emotional tensions will be clear communication; and of course keeping the peace pipe packed and ready to deliver the calming vapors of cannabis.

Much of the tension that may arise will be the result of simple misunderstandings, or words taken out of context. A little time spent meditating with the sacred herb can have a big impact when it comes to preparing for tough talks.

Pausing to puff, and find your own center, can help you avoid passing on your own negative vibrations. You want to project the image of being the ever-caring stoner Cancer, not the always-cranky Crab. So make sure you are calm and clear headed before speaking up.

But, remember stoner Cancer, it’s not your mission to point out others’ shortcomings.  There are more constructive uses of your time and energy. It isn’t always easy, but the best way to lift up others is by first being firmly grounded yourself.

Toward the later days of the month, turn your critical gaze inward, my chronic-loving crustacean. Light one up, and truly see yourself in the mirror.  If you like what you see, then September will be a time to stay calm and toke on. But, if there are things you want to change, then Autumn will be the ideal backdrop for elevated transformation.

Aries Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Aries the cosmic influence of September doesn’t lean into your strong stoner traits.  Introspective contemplation is never your desired state of mind!  However, sometimes a little support in areas unfamiliar is the key to a progressive period.

Don’t fret my bold Ram.  With the contemplative universal support present this month, deep dives with the Indica species of our sacred herb is not needed.  You are free to taste and toke your preferred Sativa hybrid cannabis strains.

At many moments this month, toke time with the sacred herb to forgive yourself.

Expectations are a powerful psychological implement.  Often your headstrong ambitious nature creates your own hurdles of monumental expectations.

Forgive yourself stoner Aries.  Deep dives with the sacred herb are not required, but you must find moments of marijuana musings to look deeper within.  Allow your cannabis copilot to expose the frustration you feel might be of your own creation.

The universe is a magical creation stoner Aries.  The support sent this month to assist you in your own internal dilemma may culminate in strengthened bonds within the smoke circle.  Once you give in to yourself, and find forgiveness, this gentle concept can be aimed toward your cannabis companions.  Often the roots of our own contentment can spread to nourish our surroundings.

Forgiveness will start with you, and then spreads to others.

We are all on this cosmic spaceship together stoner Aries.  With a little help from the planetary alignment, and the connected magic of the sacred herb, heady progress within the human experience will be assured.  And what could be better than increased confidence in yourself transitioning to increased strength in the broader smoke circle?

Remember my rambunctious Ram:  Contemplation does not require meditation.  A little bit of thought, sprinkled with a portion of forgiveness, will result in great human progress.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Aquarius, you are familiar with, and likely partake in, some form of annual Spring cleaning.  How about the concept of Fall foundation building?  Are you ready?  It might sound like it’s still a long way away, but just like objects in the mirror, 2022 is much closer than it appears!

After the past few months spent on the grind: Working, playing and toking in equal measure.  You may be tempted to light up, kick back, and slow your roll as you move through September. While you have certainly earned a few celebratory bowls for all you accomplished during the simmering Summer season.  But at the risk of harshing your high, my dear stoner Aquarius, I must forewarn that there is still much to be done.

Even if you are feeling satisfied with the spiritual and financial progress you have recently achieved, now is the time to plant the seeds for the prosperity you want to manifest in the future.

In the early days of the month, it will be important to take a physical and mental inventory of everything from the levels of your stash, to your bank account balances, to recent accomplishments, and even current goals. Instead of planting yourself on the couch, resigned to hiding from the oncoming cold in the safety of your smokey oasis, find what inspires you stoner Aquarius. Find what ignites your inner spark, and motivates you to keep it growin’ and groovin’.

Just be sure to not take yourself too seriously my judicious Water-Bearer. You will definitely see a great harvest from all the effort and energy you invest into your worthwhile endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a counterbalance to your daily terrestrial discipline.  Toke time to relax with a freshly packed bowl, or a topshelf pre-roll, to recharge your cosmic spacesuit.  These marijuana moments are all that is needed to maintain your upward trajectory.

It will take effort and focus to strike a balance between imagining infinite possibilities for the future, and transferring the diligent work into fully realized results. Big dreams and high aspirations are a great start, but they don’t amount to much if you never take action to make them happen.

Just remember stoner Aquarius, you are in the captain’s chair:  YOU are the only one who is in control of your cosmic spacesuit.  YOU decide how far or how high you fly.

No one else can force you to aim higher.  No one else can hold you down.

So, if you decide to take a break from reaching for the stars, that is okay. Just know that when you shoot for the moon, even if you don’t make it, the view will be all the more spectacular from greater heights.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Virgo the month of August will be similar to that time you hit the pipe, or joint, one time too many in one session.  Crashing waves of stoned paranoia followed by troughs of paralyzing deep contemplative thoughts all leaving you beached on an island within yourself.

We’ve all been there, my logical Virgin.  The great news is that you survived that face melting stoned psychedelic experience, and perhaps you even learned valuable lessons from it.  August will be similar.

On the final day of July cosmic machinations from solar system events threw the stoner Virgo into a new state of mind.  This event may be so impactful that the nature of how you see yourself, and the world, could be dramatically changed.

Rusty Eric wisely said, “When you allow your ego to control your thoughts, everything you believe becomes an illusion.”

Stoner Virgo, the key to progress in August will be to survive and thrive within the deep cosmic waves in the first half of the month.  Then find an adaptive plan in the second.  All the while your stout work ethic, and logical brain, will guide you through all phases.

The cannabis prescription for this mind melting month is a bit loose.  Each stoner Virgo must make their own decisions at appropriate times regarding the sacred herb.  Absolutely stock a high CBD low THC cannabis strain in your stash box for the month.  Especially for the first decade.

The universe will be sending enough waves of deep contemplation.  You will want your cannabis copilot to assist in dealing with your thoughts, versus accentuating them.

Stock your favorite Sativa strains for the second half of the month.  The creativity of the Sativa species may assist in the adaptive cosmic notes of the final two weeks.

Know this my stoner Virgin:  As with that moment you got too high, and everything was uneasy and confusing, you were ok.  When your worldview is challenged in August, remember, everything is going to be ok.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Taurus August will be an emotional period.  All of the human condition will be felt on the terrestrial journey through the final Summer month.

In the first two weeks of August, lean heavy on the sacred connection provided by cannabis.  Universal influence will support digging deep into the roots of your familial bonds.  Toke time to medicate and meditate on the events and moments that brought you to this stage in your terrestrial adventure.

Join the smoke circle stoner Taurus.  Chop it up, and chat it up with your canna-fam.  Open communication will be the key to this heartfelt period.  The pressure of this weighty world has been capped recently.  Use communal smoke sessions to release the pressure.

Cannabis companions, and the broader smoke circle are ready to listen.  Sharing a story or two while sharing a blunt can be a very cathartic experience my stoner Bull.

Speaking of blowing off steam while blowing smoke clouds.  After a thoughtful beginning to August, the final two weeks will be filled with cosmic adventure.  Restlessness will give way to ambition.

But, be cautious stoner Taurus.  There are plenty of fun adventures to be found within the rules and structures of society.  Without restraint and maturity, stepping outside these rigid rules may cause costly unintended impacts.

Suck it up buttercup!  Stoner Taurus, this cute phrase does more than rhyme.  It is a call to action from within.  Toke time for mindful meditations with the sacred herb in August.  Deep medicated dives are not necessary, but numerous moments of contemplation are required.

The universe will send positive waves of resiliency your way, but you must bathe in the blessings.  It’s easy to catch the feels over slights and missed opportunities.  It’s easy to wallow about budgetary constraints leaving you on the outside looking in on what you consider to be the finer things on this terrestrial plane.

Use contemplative moments with the sacred herb to see through the frivolity of material emotions.  Use your cannabis copilot to train yourself to see beyond the trappings of envy and victimhood.  By the end of August, the stoner Bull will be ready to charge forward with ambition and confidence.  But now with emotional experience and strategy guiding their powerful gallop.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August







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Stoner Scorpio, who said the Summer season was all about lounging in the solar rays?  Not you, not this August!  No need to prepare for an ambitious final Summer month, you already know what is coming.

And it comes fast stoner Scorpio.  Universal influence will make an immediate impact in the first days of August as all your hard work recently will transition to project completion and professional development.

Be mindful my stoner Scorpion.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision toward your ambitious options.  Use your keen canna-eyesight to analyze the available projects and your valuable time resource.  The key to August will be to embrace the ambitious celestial influence with confidence, but also with conservative logic.

Stoner Scorpio, your spirit animal will morph into a work horse with an abundance of options on the terrestrial plane.  But this cosmic blessing is also a hidden trap.

You may want to walk or run down all the trails in front of you.  Take on every challenge available.  The universe will provide a brisk wind to power your ambitious sails, but this very same positive influence could be a trap door for negativity.

Gluttony of ambition could leave you bloated and overwhelmed once the music stops.

This is where your cannabis prescription for August will play a key role.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb to lay out a cost benefit analysis of the potential projects and the available time resource each will consume.

Stoner Scorpio, pack bowls of high CBD cannabis for the ambitious work day.  Hold stash jar reserves of the Indica species for the evening unwind.  Your daily routine will follow this formula:  Grind – Appreciate – Repeat.

Reflective appreciation for life, and what you have built, will be a necessary step to maintain the momentum of ambitious progress.  These medicated meditative moments of pause in between task mastery will also assist with relationships within the smoke circle.

The New Moon of the 8th marks an important window of clarity within the cosmic hustle and bustle of August.  It is impossible to move past errors, mistakes, and transgressions without acknowledging them stoner Scorpio.  The cosmos will offer insight and progress with the passing of the New Moon on the 8th.  But it will be up to you to inhale the magic of the sacred herb, and turn your third eye gaze inward.  Self analysis is never easy, but the breakthroughs last a lifetime.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August







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Stoner Sagittarius August will be a month of contemplation and great progress; so long as you toke the time to make it so.  So long as you stay within your protected boundaries of the smoke circle, all campaigns will be met with swift victory!

The stoner Archer is a master strategist, and firm in their faith.  Cosmic winds of enlightenment will offer an opportunity to readdress long-held beliefs, and reassess the internal underpinnings of their terrestrial strategy.

The choice is yours stoner Sag.  There will be no fateful consequence within failure to act, but possible great rewards to those that take the plunge.  Your great green cannabis copilot will be with you this month to guide your inquisition.

A balanced hybrid cannabis strain is recommended throughout the final Summer month.  Deep medicated dives with the sacred herb will not be as important as consistent balanced smoke sessions.  Use the sacred herb to elevate your broad vision.

Now hear this stoner Sagittarius:  This learned quest is not about the answer.  It is about the question.

The universal influence in August will present great strength in research and learning.  But the true blessing will be in the questions that challenge your vision of the terrestrial landscape.  As long as you are asking the right questions, your cannabis copilot will guide you to new angles and perspectives.  Thus, you will be able to see the problems and solutions from a different vantage point.  New information, new guidance, and possible new strategies will culminate from this inquiry.

Please be careful stoner Sag.  All you need is within you and your current smoke circle.  This learned strategic adventure is not about new cannabis sources or human intel.  By the end of August, new appreciation will develop for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.  Deeper bonds within the canna-fam will strengthen.

Challenge yourself stoner Sag, progress is within you, as long as you ask the right questions.  No pressure.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope August

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope August







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Stoner Pisces, although it’s peak Summer, not every day will be filled with fun in the sun. You may feel tempted at times to call out from work, and hit the open road in search of secluded smoke spots to toke a break from the daily grind.

Unfortunately, you still have business to handle my slippery Fish.  Rent is still due, bills need to be paid, and when it comes to cannabis, you still have to buy it before you can burn it.

A persistent prescription of meditation and medical-grade green will be a critical part to the stoner Pisces’ routine throughout August.

It might sound like a contradiction at first:  How can you be expected to sit still when there is so much to do? Remember that meditation is more than just sitting quietly by yourself in a hazy room. These moments spent with sacred sinsemilla are a time to reflect on what’s working, and what you want to change.

Stoner Pisces, the prospect of working the Summer away might sound daunting, and disheartening at first, but with diligence, and a little elevated thinking, you will be able to transform the dull into the doable; to remake the mundane into the manageable.

Although you can’t always change what tasks get put on your to-do list, you CAN control how you approach getting them done.

Sometimes cannabis is used as an escape stoner Pisces.  A launchpad to lift off, and leave behind reality for astral heights. But, it can also be a grounding influence.  A catalyst for rediscovering your center, and reigniting your inner light.

Inhale the calming vapors of the sacred herb, and dive deep beneath your own chaotic currents stoner Pisces. Allow yourself time for the cosmic waves to calm. When you resurface, your spirit will be reenergized, your determination renewed, and you will be ready to finish the month on a high note.

Stoner Pisces, the goal during this Summer season is not just to survive, but to thrive! Allow your creative waves to flow through you, and channel them into whatever you endeavor, however meaningful or mundane the task may be.

Trust in your sacred cannabis copilot to inspire you, and guide you through your interests.

Instead of running away from your to-do list stoner Pisces, face it head on. Remember my stoney fish:  Once you have finished the tasks you MUST get done, you will be free to pursue all the passion projects you WANT to get done.

Libra Stoner Horoscope August

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Get ready for fun in the sun stoner Libra.  Positive solar rays will be beaming expansive influence in August.  Perhaps this is the pay-off from months of hard work.  Perhaps it’s just dumb luck, or destiny.  Thankfully this cosmic wind of universal support won’t come with many requirements or traps.  Simple PMA, a positive mental attitude, will be the key to a successfully happy month.

Universal influence in the final Summer month will support smoke circle expansion and endo-excursions with the canna-fam.  Make sure your toker’s travel kit is packed and loaded!  Be sure to include a few varying cannabis strains so you have the right tool for the right moment.  And of course, “don’t forget to bring a towel.”

Are you familiar with the Law of Attraction stoner Libra?  Basically, anything you can imagine will manifest in this terrestrial world.  Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Dare to dream what it is you truly want in the final Summer month.

This is a magical time for you stoner Libra.  Anything is possible.  But, be sure to inhale the positive nature of the sacred herb.  Emanated negativity could manifest poor outcomes.  Puff puff pass positivity stoner Libra.

Part of what makes August so magical for the stoner Libra is the hard work that you have put into personal progress this year.  I am sure you have rolled your eyes at the many prompts to use the sacred herb to look deeper inside.  But all those exercises in self reflection will start to pay off stoner Libra.

Before you exit August, be sure to look back, and take note with the marijuana smoke, at the how and why you received so many blessings this month.  You might find the power was always within you stoner Libra, not universal influence.

Leo Stoner Horoscope August

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Leo Stoner Horoscope August







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Stoner Leo let’s get lit in August!  Universal influence will be beaming with sunny rays that accentuate the traits of the stoner Lion.  As long as you mind your self reflection, expansive progress and smokin good times are assured in the final Summer month.

The leader of the stoner Zodiac must be confident and certain.  However, the confident stoner Lion can come off as arrogant in their certainty. They can seem conceited in application of their knowledge.

Toke time with your sacred cannabis copilot throughout August. The cannabis strain does not matter this month.  The depth of your medicated meditations does not matter this month.  What matters most is the honesty and visibility you place within yourself.  Bob Marley once said famously, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”

As you travel through the August time period, fun loving conversations, interesting inquiry, and intelligent debate will be essential to the progress of the month.  But, honest self reflection will be key to harmony within the smoke circle.

Stoner Leo, it’s your birthday, let’s party!  This will truly be a blessed period for the rambunctious Lion.  Passing joints and matching bowls won’t be a problem at the smoke circle this month.

As your sign transits through your neighbor Virgo’s influence, you might pick up some helpful budgeting tips, and conservative money traits.  Nobody regrets responsible partying in future time periods stoner Leo.  The universe and your cannabis copilot should help you avoid running up debt to fund exciting endo-excursions.

Holy cow stoner Leo!  How do you lead the stoner Zodiac all over this terrestrial plane?  It must be exhausting!

In August there will be waves of intelligent design sent your way.  These cosmic waves could boost your ability to lighten the load of the canna-crew through delegation.  You have been contemplating ways to ease your burden stoner Leo.

Toke time to meditate throughout the month with our green goddess of inspiration.  Our friendly female sensimilla can help you manifest the creativity to develop new ways to lighten the load of leadership.

Careful though stoner Leo.  We spoke earlier about the ability to monitor one’s communication and hubris.  All of the blessings of August come with the need to monitor yourself in a mirror.  Puff the sacred herb, and remote view yourself with an empathetic eye.

Your internal drives, buoyant bubbly nature, and the sunny influence from the cosmos, will all combine to create a month to remember.  But it’s the kindness and compassionate self critique embedded in the daily cannabis affirmations that will push your success into progress.

Push positivity stoner Leo.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope August

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope August







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Are you ready stoner Gemini?  I know you are.  And the stoner Zodiac is waiting with anticipation.  August will be the time of the Twin, and the world will be a more exciting, and colorful place because of it.

The universe will be shining a big bright light on you stoner Gemini.  Don’t get stage fright.  We all need you to perform.  Thankfully, this big bright beam will also come with a welcome, calming, creative influence to assist in your mission.  Stock the stash jar early in August with Sativa cannabis strains and Sativa dominant hybrids.

On your quest for adventure in August on the terrestrial stage of life, the entire stoner Zodiac will look to the Twin for guidance and entertainment.  Avoid the couch lock, and potential heady paranoia of the Indica species in August.  Lean into your quest with bright, airy, energetic Sativas.

Sounds like a lot of pressure right?  Don’t sweat it stoner Gemini.  Cosmic chaos will be replaced by an organized influence of destiny in August.  You always have a lot to say; now this time the entire smoke circle will listen.

But wait, there’s more!  Perhaps this month is tailor made for the bifurcated stoner Twin.  Because one side will enjoy the attention, and the other side will find freedom in creativity.

The sacred Sativa prescription for August is perfect for this cosmic influence as well.

Breathe stoner Gemini.  Inhale.  There are plenty of time periods where you may feel split, as the dual nature of your soul battles against each other.  This month, the Twin will be as one, working together in harmony.

When I say ‘creative’, I mean it in a broad sense of the word.  It shouldn’t be applied strictly to artistic endeavors.  This month the trail of adventure is calling.  The bright beam of energetic influence and cosmic creativity will broaden the smoke circle, and manifest a choose-your-own-adventure situation with the canna-crew.

Speak up stoner Gemini!  You know where the action is this month.  Bring as many canna-buddies along with you as you can.

Make sure to keep a ‘go bag’ with you at all times:  Plenty of bud, a versatile travel piece to combust it with, and a light.  As you feel the creative flow in August, there is no telling where you might end up, and who you might be smoking with.  Stay hydrated yo!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope August







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Stoner Cancer, you are known for being the most cautious and calculating of all the stoner Zodiac; usually you prefer to take the tried-and-true path over the road less traveled. But, this month the chronic-loving Crab will have the chance to get in touch with their more spontaneous side.

This doesn’t mean you should let all of your inhibitions go up in smoke, but you can allow yourself license to listen when you hear adventure calling.

Go ahead stoner Cancer, indulge in eating that extra edible, spend a little more to get the new piece you REALLY want, or treat yourself to an ounce of your favorite top-shelf nugs.  You’ve earned it!

And it doesn’t all have to be cannabis related, my methodical Crab. Now is the season to shake up the status quo. Dye your hair a far-out color, or try the new hairstyle you’ve been wanting, but weren’t sure you could pull off.  If you’re feeling that your wardrobe is worn out, now is the time to refresh your threads and let your outer style reflect your hidden inner spunk!

Stoner Cancer, keep in mind that transformation is just a possibility, not a requirement during this period. If you want to completely reimagine how you present yourself to your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, then light one up to spark your imagination and let the metamorphosis begin!

But, you can also embrace smaller, more subtle changes:  Like getting rid of bad habits that might be slowing you down at work, or starting a new workout routine and focusing more on your health.

Just remember that most things are best in moderation stoner Cancer. While there are a seemingly infinite number of new strains to sample, and endless endo-excursions to embark upon, it will be important for you to keep your calculating gaze on the other kind of green:  Your finances.

Stoner Cancer, this means you will have to meditate and reflect on the difference between what it is that you WANT, and what you actually NEED. Toke time to contemplate the cost benefit analysis.  Whether it’s shopping for your new style, or taking off with the canna-fam on one of your many Summer smoke sessions.

You don’t want to burn through your savings, or your stash, before the sunny season is over.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August







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What a wonderful time to be a stoner Capricorn!  The final Summer month will bring blessings of opportunity and understanding to the plotting Sea-Goat.

Stoner Capricorn, I understand that your primary modes are logic based, and it certainly has suited you well on our terrestrial plane.  But early in the month you will have the opportunity to dive deep into cosmic modes of thinking that you may have forced into the closet in

the past.

The sacred herb has helped you touch on esoteric concepts of spirituality, but in August your cannabis copilot will be a wonderful guide to the magic of the universe outside your terrestrial logic.  Take the plunge into yourself early in the month with a deep Indica cannabis strain.  Find a secluded smoke spot for the medicated meditative smoke session.

Allow the sacred herb to guide you on an adventure into yourself, and explore the magic of the cosmos contained within all of us.  For the brave Sea-Goat among you, perhaps an edible and a float tank would be the perfect combination for this exploratory mission.

Stoner Capricorn, the final Summer month will be blessed with positive universal influence toward exploration on the terrestrial plane as well.  This broad positive cosmic guidance will come with ease:  No instructions required!

Exploration does not necessarily mean travel, but it can.  The celestial influence will support all methods of discovery, from travel to education.  But it’s the new people you might meet along the way that will make this period last a lifetime.

Keep the deep Indica cannabis strains for the beginning of the month to enhance your solo deep dive into contemplation within.  The remainder of the month needs to find balance within your cannabis consumption.

Be sure to stock the stash box with airy Sativa cannabis strains, and even a high CBD strain like Harlequin.  The outward exploration of August will be diverse in the places you travel, and the people you meet.

Your cannabis copilot may be the rocket fuel to the internal exploration in the beginning of the month, but it should be just along for the ride for the remainder of the month.  As with all of the great explorers in history, I am sure you will make your mark in August stoner Capricorn.  I can’t help but wonder what you’ll get up to.

Aries Stoner Horoscope August

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Aries Stoner Horoscope August







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Stoner Aries, you’ve been blazing hot and fast since the Summer season started.  So you don’t have to feel like you’re missing out if you decide to slow your roll, and coast into the cooler days of Fall.

Of course, you don’t want to completely burn out, and spend the whole month in a perpetual state of couch-lock.  But know this my restful Ram:  It’s okay if your calendar isn’t filled to the fullest every minute of the day.

August should be a season of refreshing R&R:  roasting and relaxation. Stoner Aries, be sure to toke plenty of time to stop to smell, and smoke, the flowers. You won’t have to travel far to discover scenic smoke spots, and serenity can be found in your own backyard.

Whether you set out by yourself for a solo stoney stroll in nearby nature, or venture out and about with a few cannabis companions.  You will see your familiar stomping grounds in a new light this month.

There is inspiration to be found all around you stoner Aries.  You just have to remember to look.

Work will be equally peaceful and productive in the final Summer month. But this is one area of life you don’t want to turn on auto-pilot. As long as you keep your time for play and productivity separate, you will be able to quickly check off most tasks on your to-do list without breaking a sweat.

Stoner Aries, because you make it look so easy, it shouldn’t come as a surprise if some of your coworkers become suspicious of how much you are able to achieve. Let them waste time criticizing if that’s what they need to do.  You have projects to tackle, and work to get done.

Just be mindful that you don’t let your successes go to your head. Instead of responding to their jealousy, try to inspire them to push onward and upward, to reach the lifted frequency you are operating on this month.

Most of all stoner Aries, you should spend the last weeks of Summer tokin’ and talkin’ with the cannabis companions you care for the most. The universe has nothing but high times, and good vibes planned for you this August. As long as you surround yourself with good company, and the greenest ganja, you will make the summer of 2021 the highest, and happiest, it can be.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Aquarius, you have spent the first months of Summer doing what you do best:  Helping all of your closest cannabis companions to weather the cosmic storms, and maintaining cooler heads in the face of increased tension and turmoil.

You don’t have to completely abandon your friends when they’re in need, but during the remaining Summer days of August, you should focus more on manifesting and maintaining your own peace.

The days of dropping what you’re working on to help your partners-in-chronic work through their issues are over. Light one up stoner Aquarius, and let go of the guilty feelings that you have to be the one who fixes everything. Once you have freed yourself from the self-inflicted sense of obligation to others, you will be able to lean wholeheartedly into your own passion projects.

Remember my burdened Water-Bearer, self-care isn’t selfish. There might be a brief adjustment period as you make your own well-being a higher priority, but with a little cannabis propelled perseverance you will find your ganja-guided-groove soon enough.

Without having to keep watch over all of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, you will be able to turn your sights to the wider, wondrous world around you. Get up and get out there stoner Aquarius.

Maybe you take an extra day off to escape to the beach for a roast on the coast.  Or, perhaps you’d prefer to keep it as local as the couch in your living room, and enjoy a marijuana and munchies fueled stoner movie marathon. It really doesn’t matter what you choose to do, as long as you toke a little time for yourself.

Don’t worry stoner Aquarius, not all of your smoke sessions have to be solo. All the energy and optimism you invest into your own well being is sure to attract the gaze of that special type of cannabis companion.

Perhaps it’s your undeniably vibrant, groovy vibes emanating into the cosmos?  Or maybe it’s the sweet scent of those sticky buds you’re tokin’ on that will attract those hazy eyes your way? Stoner Aquarius, whether you are single or already have a partner, this month, you are certain to be packing more than just one bowl.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Virgo, your Zodiac peers often look enviously to your example:  An easy breezy, go-with-the-flow kind of stride that keeps everyone wondering, “How DO they do it?”  As nice as it is to recite mantras like, ‘keep calm and puff on’ or ‘light up and let go’, you know the truth stoner Virgo: It takes work!

Don’t get caught up in making it look so easy.  You love it when the stars align to pave the way for a peaceful path ahead. But, you are equally excited when the cosmos has a little chaos in store.  You don’t seek out troubles stoner Virgo, yet you are willing, and ready, to face any challenge that you encounter during your terrestrial travels.

Stoner Virgo, the secret to maintaining forward moving momentum this season will be to celebrate your setbacks as readily as your successes. Even when you miss your mark, or fail to cross the finish line, there is opportunity for growth. There are times when instead of letting go, it is better to lean into our mistakes.

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Meditating with the sweet soothing vapors of sensimilla will not just be helpful this month, it will be essential. Breath deep stoner Virgo. Inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and allow it to elevate your perspective. From this higher vantage point, you will be better poised to see the big picture.

It will be a challenge for the ever-ambitious stoner Virgo, but one of the most productive things you can do this month is to give yourself a break. You are the master of the daily grind, but right now you might be questioning what you’re moving toward. 

With the help of the sacred herb, and a set schedule for mindful medicated meditation, you will find your inspiration again. Solo smoke sessions will give you the space and setting for self-reflection, away from any outside forces or influences.

After some much needed time spent alone, smoking out and looking inward, you will be eager to rejoin your fellow stoner Zodiac on their cosmic cannabis chronicles.  You will be ready again to rise to any unexpected detour or obstacle the Summer brings. But different from the tense, self-critical days early in the month, you’ll now know that it’s okay if you decide to puff puff and pass the first time around.  To try again later after you’ve given yourself more time to pause, puff, and prepare.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Taurus, you pride yourself in your housekeeping, your personal wellbeing, and the wellbeing of others.  Your door, and stash jars, are always open to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.

Whether they are seeking to take rest before embarking on their next cosmic journey, or they are there to spend time chopping it up with the smoke circle, everyone knows that they will find great ganja and good people within the walls of your stoney sanctuary.

Although most days you love, and welcome, the company of your cannabis companions, there will be times throughout July when you will need your space. Never feel guilty about packing your pipe with a solo bowl of your favorite green, and getting away from the hustle and bustle.

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Of course stoner Taurus, you don’t have to skip out on every smoke session with the canna-crew. But, be selective as to when you decide to puff with your partners in chronic, and when it would be better to spend some time in solitude:  Just you and the sacred herb.

You’re all about good living, good smoke and good vibes stoner Taurus. It is when you are feeling off your grind that you should avoid joining the smoke circle. Pass on the ganja gatherings when your spirit isn’t as high as you’d normally expect.  It will help you from being unnecessarily irritable with your cannabis companions, and keep you from passing along any negative vibrations.

But my bellicose Bull, you can develop a routine of optimism and positivity in the early days of July:  Mornings of mindful meditation will help to ease any mental tensions, and evenings spent medicating with the sacred herb can help to heal your physical ailments. 

Those stoner Taurians who find their groove early in the month can expect the ninth to bring more than just the New Moon.  As the lunar glow grows brighter through the second half of the month, the stoner Taurus will begin to see the familiar as fresh.  Replace the tried and true with something new!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Scorpio rejoice!  It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits.  Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots.  Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down.

The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclination to recoil from outward ambition.  Tail tingling, you should strut your stuff on the terrestrial plane in the second Summer month.

It’s time to come out of your cozy cave stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  The cosmos will bring a logical gust of wind into your house this month.  This base logical influence, mixed with your bright and energetic Sativa cannabis copilot, will allow you to shed your natural guards.

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Sharpen your stinger stoner Scorpio!  No soul will be injured, but your powers must be on full display in July.  Especially at the beginning of the month, release tension with contemplative smoke sessions.  Dive deep into yourself.

Now is the time to ask important questions of yourself and the universe.  Answers will surely be found this month stoner Scorpio.  And these answers will come without reservation or injury.  Your cannabis copilot will assist in the creativity of inquiry, and the rationale of response.

But what is a smooth Summer month without adventure?  Buckle up, hit the road, and make sure you take your cannabis travel kit with you.  Whether it is a backyard barbeque with the ganja gang, or a nighttime dip under the celestial lights, fun favors the baked my stellar Scorpion.

Feel the energy of the moment stoner Scorpio.  Opening yourself up to the wonder of the universe, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, may not be your usual jam.  But universal support will accentuate an expansive mind and body this month.

So much of this cosmic tale works in concert with the Sativa species of the sacred herb.  But if nerves and emotions start to fray with burnt bowls under the Summer sun, be sure to mix in a cannabis strain like Harlequin with low THC levels.  Perhaps you smoke the Green Crack during meditative question inducing smoke sessions, and Harlequin during the ambitious answering adventures.

The world is yours this month stoner Scorpio, smoke it like you own it!

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Pisces, great buds do not happen by accident. It takes the right climate, inputs, and conditions to grow those dense, frosty nugs. Even the biggest plant in the garden started as a tiny seed that relied on the nutrients of the lowly soil. Some of your partners-in-chronic might see themselves as the dankest ones in the group, but remember stoner Pisces, it is your nurturing energy that creates the foundation necessary for them to flourish.

While you may not always be the one who initiates the smoke sessions, you are the eternally empathetic friendly Fish.  The one who makes sure none of your cannabis companions get overlooked, or left out of the smoke circle.

Stoner Pisces with your optimistic outlook, eager energy, and innovative insights, it’s no wonder your coworkers are eager to team up with you for the tough projects. You try to see the best in everyone, but this month you may need to take off any rose-colored glasses that may obscure your third eye vision.

Look more skeptically at the motives of some of your peers.  Are your teammates there to make a difference and a positive impact, or to take credit for contributions they didn’t actually make?  Ah but also remember stoner Pisces, not everyone is out to slack off, and soak up the success from your hard work.

Early in the month, toke time to meditate with the sacred herb.  Breathe deep in its perspective-expanding vapors, and allow it to awaken your third-eye sight. From this elevated vantage point, you will be able to better see who is trying to slide through by doing the bare minimum, and those who want to do more, and simply need your help to realize their higher potential.

My sweet stoner Fish, you would gladly share your last nug if it meant brightening someone else’s day. It’s not usually in your nature to worry about what you get in return for your kindness and kind buds.  But during the month you will be forced to face the question:  Would that terrestrial copilot perform the same duty?

As hard as it might be to imagine, there are times when it’s okay to puff puff and to keep on puffing.  You don’t always have to pass it on.  While it is a nice gesture, sharing is not the only way to show you care, stoner Pisces.  Sometimes what you really need is to save some of that good ganja, and positive vibrations, for yourself. 

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period.  It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight.

Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains.  Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July.  Strains that assist deep contemplation.  Strains that enhance third eye vision of perspective.  Strains that boost energetic performance.

Every sacred mission has a cannabis tool.  Think of your stash box as a treasure chest ready to supply any sacred strain for the right expedition. 

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When I say ‘expansive’ stoner Sag, do not interpret only outwardly.  The second Summer month will contain adventures deep within as well as out on the terrestrial plane.  

You are a master strategist, my bowed warrior.  Use the deep Indica species when the moment is right for a medicated meditative smoke session to delve deep within yourself.  And switch to the Sativa species when the time is right to toke up, and take on adventure, with your fellow cannabis companions.

Do you have a go-bag stoner Sagittarius?  Be sure to keep your smoker’s travel kit ready to roll in July.  And don’t forget a camera!  The universal influence of July will push you to great heights of travel and adventure.  You don’t want to find that stellar secret smoke spot without your smoke, or the ability to document the grand event.

In the final decade of the month, events may slow down.  The impetus of daily activity may switch from conquering grand vistas, to grinding out good green and great conversation with the smoke circle.  Guarded walls of the stoner Sagittarius’ emotional core will be broken down during this time.  Relax, take tokes of the marijuana smoke, and lean into the enjoyment of good company.

What an amazing time to be a stoner Sag!  This month you will surely learn a lot about our great cosmic spaceship, Gaia.  But the true magic will be those moments you learn the most about you.

Libra Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Libra, your days of solo smoke sessions on your sofa are over. It’s time you join your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in soaking up the Summer sun.  It’s time to blaze bowls at your favorite outdoor smoke spots!

It may have taken you a bit longer than your cannabis companions, but you are back to full burn:  Ready to fill July with epic endo-excursions, and endless canna-adventures. Whether it’s a day trip to the beach, or a vacation getaway to an exotic location, you are sure to share good green, and great vibes, to everyone you encounter on your journey.

Stoner Libra, unlike the slow moving foggy days of June, this month you will experience a season of substantial progress, and upward mobility. It may take a couple days to get used to your renewed mental clarity, but once you get going there will be nothing that can slow your roll.

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Now is the time to aim high stoner Libra. Some of your peers might think you have your head in the clouds.  But in fact, you have never been more grounded and ready to grind.

Remember my balanced justice warrior, the bigger the challenge, the more necessary creative problem-solving smoke sessions will be. Stoner Libra, you don’t have to bring work home every night, but you may find that you do some of your best brainstorming off the clock; where you can puff puff and plan without the distractions of the workplace.

You may have had a delayed start to the travel season than some of your friends, but now your closest partners-in-chronic may find it hard to keep up with you. Just remember it’s a marathon, not a sprint stoner Libra.  You don’t want to burn through your stash, and stamina, before you make it to your final destination.

Before you hit the road, be sure to stock up on some extra sticky hybrid strains.  Canna-classics like Blue Dream, White Widow, or some good old OG Kush will fill your bowls on blazing adventures nicely. 

This month you want something that is stimulating and uplifting for your many adventures.  But you also want to be able to pause, toke a puff, and enjoy the scenery and serenity along the way.

Just make sure you have enough endocannabinoids to go around stoner Libra. You are by far the most balanced of the stoner Zodiac, but some of your cannabis companions may need a fresh bowl, and a friendly bud, to help them rediscover their own cosmic calm, and inner equilibrium.

Leo Stoner Horoscope July

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It’s good to be the stoner Lion of the Zodiac.  July will be a blessed period for the stoner Leo.  Communication skills will be accentuated by celestial influence.  The highest reaches of the stoner Leo will only be limited by their cosmic imagination.

Puff puff pass on the anxiety this month stoner Leo.  Your brilliant communication skills will be further enhanced by the position of celestial bodies.  In both the personal and work spheres, you will find maneuvering through life comfortable and joyous.

Try to find a Sativa dominant hybrid strain with moderate THC, and a healthy dose of CBD.  Couch lock and tongue tied heady highs will be to the detriment of your great abilities this month.  I’m thinking of a strain like Sweet Cheese or Jack the Ripper.

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However, when the time is right stoner Leo, perhaps you can sneak a deep Indica edible into your evening routine.  Many aspects of July will flow from your ability to create your own destiny.  Medicated meditative moments by yourself will help you think outside a narrow band of vision, and create untold options.

Why wouldn’t the leader of the pack be able to curate their terrestrial experience though self actualized manifestation!

Change is coming stoner Leo.  Why not contemplate how you can influence the change?  Without this creative thought, you might be floating the river rapids without an exit plan.  It’s a lot of responsibility, but the stoner Zodiac will be looking for you to find the calm waters and safe embankment.

Stoner Leo, you are the leader of the stoner Zodiac.  But this confident strut on the terrestrial plane isn’t always what you feel inside.  It is your natural inclination to surround yourself with positive tokers within the smoke circle.  This instinct must come to the surface in July.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for a keen third eye sight this month.  Seek the positivity of cannabis companions, and dismiss the negativity of ancillary canna-buddies.  

Universal influence will open the stoner Lion to more impactful and meaningful moments of heart and emotion in the second Summer month.  Make sure those moments are with trusted cannabis companions.

The assurances of cannabis companions will launch you toward progressive goals, and future endeavors.  The stoner Leo is only as strong as the pack they lead.  Use your keen third eye sight enhanced by the sacred herb, to toke positive puffs with good green with the ganja gang.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Gemini, the second Summer month is sure to be lit.  Your terrestrial travels will be bountiful and blessed; as the sweet Summer Sun sends cosmic kisses of warm energy to the creative Twin.

Feel the flow stoner Gemini.  This month your enigmatic personality will attract fellow cannabis connoisseurs as if a positive spell has been cast across the terrestrial plane.

You do not need the energy from the Sativa species of the sacred herb.  Nor do you want the chill vibe of the Indica species this month.  Seek out the tastiest 50-50 hybrid cannabis strains for your stash jars in July.  Bubble Gum or LA Confidential would be great choices!

Trust yourself stoner Gemini.  Get out and about with the canna-crew.  Allow the creative juices from your internal drives to guide your external activities.

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Again, there is a universal blessing in the planetary alignment this month that should attract congruous cannabis companions and ward off negative nerdowells.  Use your cannabis copilot as a catalyst to connect you with positive cosmic waves, and ride them with confidence.

Be careful stoner Gemini.  As you feel the flow of the universe, surely there will be adventure on your path.  Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate the dangers that may come with the excitement of any particular adventure.  Use the medicated smoke sessions as a moment for pause, to ignite level headed decision making.

Creativity is an active stimulent to this positive cosmic wave of influence stoner Gemini.  Stay active.  Each day will not be a blessed adventure to the next secret smoke spot.  Toke time to fill the in-between moments with creative crafts and stellar stoner outlets.  Perhaps this month is the perfect time to take up a new hobby, or work on those strain reviews you’ve been contemplating.

Feel the flow stoner Gemini.  Both Twins can, and will, work as one this month to receive the cosmic blessings of the universal influence.

And …. Don’t forget to bring a towel.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Capricorn there is so much of your wonderful nature that is steeped in tradition and consistency.  But sometimes major steps of growth can come from breaking free from dependable routines.

July will test the stoner Sea-Goat.  But this is a worthwhile exam.  Use the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb to break out of your traditional box.  In the second Summer month, your cannabis copilot will guide you in alternative directions to arrive at new wonderful locations.

Stoner Capricorn be on the look-out for opportunities in July to get out and enjoy the Summer sun.  Often the sturdy Sea-Goat may be the voice of calm and rational responsibility.  Free swinging cosmic winds will open opportunities for the stoner Capricorn to take advantage of impulsive adventures.

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Keep your stoner go-bag packed with various cannabis strains, and all the tools for combustion away from your home base.  In past periods your canna-crew may have had to drag you out of your comfort zone to enjoy that secret stellar smoke spot.  Not this month!  Keep the gas tank full, buds loaded, and your cannabis companions on speed-dial.  This is your month to curate the cannabis adventure for the smoke circle.

Breaking free of traditional habits isn’t easy stoner Capricorn.  There are two keys to matching bowls with the universe, and toke advantage of the cosmic influence in July.

First, avoid deep medicated meditative smoke sessions this month.  Seek more numerous lighter smoke sessions.  The guidance of the sacred herb will be more pronounced with frequent airy smoke sessions that keep you connected to this unusual cosmic breeze.  No couch lock, or deep introspection stoner Capricorn.

Second, reach out and stay connected to the smoke circle.  The more you connect with the canna-crew, the more this universal influence will gain in confidence.

You got this stoner Capricorn.  What an amazing mid Summer story you are about to write.  Be sure to take photos of your canna-buddies, and the smoke spots you combust bowls at.  The Summer sun won’t be the only thing blazin this month!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Cancer, as you move through the warm tides of the season, all eyes will be on you! While you are a moon child, the Summer sun will illuminate your energetic aura, and make you shine even brighter.

Cannabis hybrid strains should be your go-to green gas as you speed through July.  These balanced buds will keep you grounded while your spirit and confidence are lifted.  This canna-combination should help keep your mood optimistic and positive.

Show your fellow stoner Zodiac you can stay high and stay humble.

You are feeling good stoner Cancer!  Help those around you to feel their stoniest selves.  But, your desire to lift the spirits of those around you can leave you vulnerable to negative wavelengths.

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Be mindful of who you share the pipe with during the second Summer month my social Crab.  You are always ready to match bowls, but you also need to be ready to skip the smoke session when what someone is puff puff passing is their bad vibes.

Stoner Cancer, remember that you are the one in control of who you allow into your orbit. Whether it’s for a big, busy project at work, or the chillest weekend smoke sesh, be selective in who you choose to team up with this month. Everyone deserves to be a part of a crew, but they don’t all have to be a part of yours.

It doesn’t take much to make the chronic-loving Crab smile.  Soaking up a Summer sunset smoking kind buds with a few close cannabis companions usually does the trick.  But, there are new destinations and experiences awaiting the stoner Cancer who feels extra adventurous this Summer.

The cosmic weather forecast for July is calm winds and gentle influence.  This means you can make this month as wild or as restful as you wish stoner Cancer.  Although spontaneity is not usually a trait attributed to the traditionally cautious and intentional Crab, you might surprise yourself by how far your terrestrial travels take you.

Just know stoner Cancer, that sometimes it is okay to see the nug jar half empty.  It is better to burn through your stash with the partners-in-chronic while discovering new and exotic smoke spot locations, than to be stuck at home with plenty of good green, but no one to smoke it with.

Aries Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Aries prepare for fireworks in July.  No, this explosive analogy is not tied to dramatics within the smoke circle; but instead, think of yourself as the streaking explosion of color across the night sky.

The universe is sending coordinated tools of positivity your way in the second Summer month.  Where you may be headstrong and over exuberant in other periods.  Perhaps often crashing into the smoke circle horns first.  This month you will be sliding into communal smoke sessions spreading good vibes and positive fun.

Lean into this new chill you stoner Aries.  Stock the stash jar with an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain.  Allow your cannabis copilot to assist the universe in smoothing out your rough edges.  Mellow moods and chill vibes will light the path to progress this month.

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My fierce Ram, there will be moments of epiphany during July.  Often your actions precede thoughtful contemplation.  Cannabis companions bristle and react to your initial enthusiastic energy.  Often they miss the retrospective contemplative lens you judge yourself with.

As you slow your roll this month, and coordinate lessons of the past with real-time experiences, cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will embrace shared sacred bowls.  Find your chill stoner Aries, everything will come to you naturally.

Lessons of the past, mixed with positive reinforcement in real-time, will add up to a progressive period.  And yes my young star seed, you have a secret weapon blessed by the cosmos:  A sacred herbal copilot to guide your adventure.

There is a specific period in July when you must lean on the guidance of our sacred herb.  Between the 14th and 27th, uncertain cosmic winds will blow.  This is the precise time where lessons learned in the past, and current moments of chill, must collide.  Smoke sessions might not always be deep and powerful during this period, but they should be numerous.

By the end of July, you will be back to your normal rambunctious ways.  But perhaps lessons and experiences will transform your stoner self with gained maturity and progress.  As always, your cannabis copilot will be your guiding green light illuminating your progressive path.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Aquarius throughout the month you are sure to be a cool oasis for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts journeying throughout the hot, hazy days of July. Being in your presence will be as refreshing as the first sip of water after hours spent melting in the sun; as invigorating as the first puff after an extended tolerance break. You can expect the other stoner star signs to seek out your rejuvenating waters.

Others might be looking for refuge from the blazing sun, but you are ready to soak up some rays, and light up those jays!  It doesn’t matter if your destination is a far-off secluded smoke spot by the sea, or a familiar trail close to home; any moment enjoying some good trees in the great outdoors will be time well spent.

The only thing greater than your need to be out in nature, will be your desire for social interaction.

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You will need to stock up your stash jars early in the month stoner Aquarius. If you show up to a partner-in-chronic’s smoke circle, you want to be ready to match bowls. And if you’re the host of the hotbox, you want to make sure you have enough cannabis to ensure everyone reaches the next level. Nothing will end the smoke session early like running out of the sticky sensimilla before maximum liftoff is achieved.

There is one word of caution this month stoner Aquarius:  Don’t let your eagerness to be the friend with weed result in you being the friend in need.

You are always ready to help your cannabis companions.  Whether it be a listening ear when the daily grind is wearing them down, or to celebrate the big milestones during times of flourishing growth. But, this also means that you are often prone to putting your own needs behind those of others.

Amidst all of your endo-excursions and being the cool-headed cannabis confidant to your fellow stoner star signs, don’t forget to toke time to relax and rejuvenate your own spirit.

Stoner Aquarius could find themselves reaching for the peace pipe with the canna-crew before the month is over. Balancing the Water-Bearer positivity with their cannabis cohorts, and spending enough time on self-care, may unintentionally cause others to feel neglected. Let the sacred herb be the catalyst for communication.  Remember stoner Aquarius, those who are willing to pass the pipe to one another will always be able to rise above, and let any hard feelings pass them by.

Aries Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Aries with summer in full swing, you are fired up, roaring and ready to blaze full speed ahead. You are the fun-loving spirit who will say yes to almost any invitation for adventure.  The one who is down to join your partners in chronic on all of their endo-excursions. But proceed with caution this month.  The goal is to make the most of the long days and good weather, not to burn yourself out before you make it to July.  So, slow your roll stoner Aries, or at least try to pace yourself.  It is better to take a pause, toke a moment to think, and know what you’re getting into before you fully commit.

Stoner Aries, there are some of your coworkers that see your confidence as you being cocky; those who see your relentless persistence as showing off to the supervisors. Everyone is entitled to have their opinions, but it is up to you as to whether you take their words as insults or inspiration. You can waste your energy worrying about what the critics have to say, or you can choose to invest your efforts into constructive collaborations with your more ambitious peers. My rambunctious Ram, during June you may end up packing the peace pipe for one. A few stress relieving tokes will help you to stay grounded and keep your spirit high.  Keen well placed solo smoke sessions will help rise above the fray, and the naysayers.

Before you embark on outdoor expeditions this month, you should spend time exploring your own inner nature. Regardless of whether you prefer Indica or Sativa, maybe you smoke them all, now will be a good time to seek out cerebrally stimulating strains. There may not be any apparent issues that are troubling you right now, but medicated meditative sessions with the sacred herb can shine light on what is beneath the smokey vail. Perhaps there is an underlying tension with a close cannabis companion or a four-twenty friendly family member. Before you finalize any trips or plans with this person, light up and let go of any past grievances you might be holding onto. It is important you align your chakras, and find your own Zen first stoner Aries. Otherwise, when you do get together for your next smoke session, you risk puff puff passing bad vibes instead of kind buds.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here.  While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the past few weeks…month…year. It’s understandable if you’d rather keep it low key, and close to home while you wait for the cosmic winds to calm. You may not travel very far, but with the sacred herb as your guide, June will be a time for spiritual exploration! 

Stoner Cancer, if work requires you to collaborate on any projects this month, be sure to keep the group limited to those who are crucial to getting the job done. You’re not the only one who is feeling a bit off balance.  Your peers may also be working through their own unseen cosmic turmoil. And if you get too many hazy brains together, you increase the likelihood for miscommunication, and potentially hurt feelings. You can avoid unwanted conflict by making sure you express your ideas as clearly, and concisely, as possible. Now is not the time for half-baked suggestions, but for well thought out plans ready to be implemented. For the first couple weeks of the month you should put the pipe down, at least while you’re on the clock. In other words, keep your buds and business separate stoner Cancer. Of course, at home you can toke all the time you want to relax and recreate with your favorite strains; but during the nine-to-five, your team will need you fresh, focused, and ready to grind.

Stoner Cancer it can be nice to reminisce; to reflect on the highs & lows, and all of the grade-A ganja from days gone by. Just be cautious you don’t spend too long scrolling through your old pictures, or you will risk missing out on all the new photo ops, and adventures ahead! While you might start out the month feeling like a lethargic homebody, by the final days of June, you will once again get your Crabby groove back. During this time, you should try to avoid those in your canna-crew that you feel are putting off negative vibrations. It’s not that you can’t empathize when someone is having a tough time, but negativity can be caught like a cold.  

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June

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It’s the season of the Twin!  Stoner Gemini I am sure you are geared up and ready to toke all you can this month.  But watch out!  There are hidden cosmic elements that should pull the reins on highly ambitious expectations.

Chill stoner Gemini, this month is going to be fantastic.  With the right attitude, realistic expectations, and a measured cannabis copilot, you will have all the tools to smoke the month in style.

The right attitude is all about positivity.  This is your season, and you should own it!  Inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb.  Now is the perfect time to think deep about where you are, how you got here, and where you are going.  Your journey is all about you.  It’s ok to toke time to manifest positivity into your terrestrial adventure.

Stoner Gemini make sure to maintain realistic expectations in June.  Mercury is in retrograde during this blessed season.  This could mean if you over-extend yourself, and fly too close to the Sun, you will sure get burnt.  The progressive opportunities this month have more to do with internal contemplation rather than external celebration.

The cannabis prescription for June plays a large part in attitude and expectations for the month.  First, don’t over indulge stoner Gemini.  Mercury retrograde will always be lingering like a stale smoke cloud ready to punish reckless decisions.  Perhaps this is the time to try that Indica strain with high CBD percentages.  Use your cannabis copilot to help you navigate to introspective meditations.  There are opportunities this month for personal and emotional breakthroughs with deep medicated contemplation.  Progress within your long-term journey, and the current perspective within your life’s timeline.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will act as a cannabis inspired internal diagnostic checkup of sorts.

Don’t get it twisted like the end of a perfectly rolled joint stoner Gemini.  This will be a great month!  As long as you toke time for self, and maintain responsible behavior and expectations, your cannabis copilot will guide you in the right direction.  Seek more meditative smoke sessions rather than celebratory bowls.  Not only should things work out just fine in June, the important things in life should be enhanced and grow like our favorite weed.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Capricorn Summer is finally here. You might be tempted to light up and leave all your worries behind; especially as you see your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts appear to be living the carefree life. Unfortunately, June will not provide you the same opportunity for a go-with-the-flow attitude, at least if you want to avoid the rough rapids ahead. Flexibility and willingness to change direction will be crucial in safely navigating the uncertain cosmic currents of June. While it may not feel like it when you’re in the muck of it, there is an upside to the challenging times ahead. You will have endless opportunities to flex your creative muscles stoner Capricorn. Classics cannabis strains like Jack Herer or AK-47 will provide the catalyst for uplifting and inspiring problem-solving smoke sessions. 

Stoner Capricorn, with all the highs and lows, and constant flux expected this month, you can at least count on work to be a safe and peaceful haven, free from setbacks and surprises. However, this doesn’t mean you can turn on autopilot and coast through the month. Now is the time to stay on your grind, and to grow your rainy-day funds. If there is opportunity for overtime, take it stoner Capricorn; if you’re busy making it, you won’t be busy spending it. And with a little extra green in your wallet, you won’t have to feel guilty paying a little more to treat yourself to some of those top-shelf sticky strains.

Stoner Capricorn, you are often the canna-buddy with kind herb and sage advice. This month you might be the one who needs encouraging words, or for a cannabis companion to offer you the first hit off a freshly packed bowl. Whatever the stars have in store for you, remember you don’t have to face it alone. Plus, it’s a lot harder to feel lost when you have a friend to puff puff pass the time with. By the middle of the month the cloudy haze will lift, and the path ahead will become more clear.  My sure-footed Sea-Goat, with renewed clarity, and a refreshed spirit, a weekend adventure is required in the second half of June. Celebrate getting your groove back with a trip to your favorite smoke spot, or hit up your most adventurous partners-in-chronic and set out to discover new ones.  You got this stoner Capricorn.  Puff the creativity, exhale the negativity.

Leo Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Leo the first Summer month is finally here.  There are sure to be many smoke sessions to cloud your terrestrial travels this month.  But the driving nature of your connection to the cannabis crew will be changed during this time period.  Don’t worry my prideful Lion, I do not have deep internal meditations of introspection in my cannabis infused astrological guidance.  That struggle is for another time period.  Perhaps this month could be looked at as a break from the normal terrestrial grind.  Perhaps June will be a cannabis inspired vacation of sorts from your key characteristic drivers.

Let’s look at a bowl matching sessions as an analogy for the flip flopped nature of the June time period.  Typically you are the one loading the bowl, and sharing the pipe.  You have all the information, and convey that to your canna-buddies.  When the match comes back, you are more keen to experience the action and the fellowship more so than the information contained within the process.  The universe is sending waves of support to a passive stoner Lion in June.  One that truly hears and responds to the genuineness of information puff puff passed.

You are the leader of the stoner Zodiac.  Usually it is you who gives the review of the latest cannabis strain combusted in your pipe.  You are typically a giver of information, and less likely to receive opinions and anecdotes of others.  There are true benefits to flipping this script once in a while.  As you follow your own path, sometimes you may find the herd has wandered off in another direction.  Now look at this scenario from another perspective:  Has the herd wandered off, or have you?  The first Summer month will be a great time to sit back, listen, and watch your smoke circle.  Find new information through passive puff puff passing.  In the end, this market research may open your eyes to a new path of leadership in future periods.

Stoner Leo there is great progress that can come from feedback from your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill in June stoner Leo.  Now is the time to stock the stash jar with deep Indica or Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains.  As you practice being a passive participant in your terrestrial travels, there will be moments of epiphany that may be difficult.  Guard yourself from defensive reactions stoner Leo.  Find your inner chill with the assistance of the sacred herb.  You will be back leading the stoner tribe by the end of the month, and you will be armed with so much new information to guide your pride.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Libra Summer is finally here!  But is it really?  The tones and notes of Summer may be in the air, but the blessings of the season will have to wait for July and August.  Mercury is in retrograde for the start of Summer.  Now, this doesn’t spell disaster, but a keen third eye will have to be placed toward location and ambition.

Go ahead stoner Libra, stock the stash jar with Indica and Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strains.  Instead of an outwardly energetic month of travel, June will be best spent near home.  I know you prefer exotic smoke spots out and about on the terrestrial plane with your canna-crew, but that will have to wait for future time periods.  Instead, toke time to contemplate and reimagine your stellar smoke spot at home.  The most progressive path through June will be to burn bowls and pass blunts on the homestead.  Create a creatively comfortable meditative smoke spot in your domicile.  One where you can travel on sacred herbal voyages to other dimensions and realities, all while enjoying the comfort of home.

Stoner Libra, June will be more about cleaning your internal house than outward ambitious expansion.  Mercury retrograde will place cosmic roadblocks in the path of ambitious plans.  And that’s ok.  Every once in a while, we all need to toke pause, assess our journey so far, and puff puff plan where we are going.  But more importantly for the balanced stoner Libra, this month will be best spent cleaning up the clutter that fogs-up your third eye vision.  Before Summer can truly begin, you must complete work-in-progress.  This will mean different things to different Libras.  Whether it be mental or physical projects, these nagging to-dos in the back of your head must be completed.

Save the travel and grand expansive expectations for another time stoner Libra.  This marijuana musing of mine may seem boring, but we all need recuperative time with the sacred herb as much as a stoney adventure.  Clear the clutter, complete the tasks, and break into the second Summer month ready to climb mountains, float streams, and burn bowls out on the terrestrial plane.  You will look back and be thankful you toked time for self in June.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Pisces, you are able to get along with almost everyone. Afterall, you are the kind and fun-loving Fish, ready to share a bowl, and your positive wavelengths, with all those who wade into your nearby waters. But not everyone will be attracted or impressed by your overflowing optimism. Don’t waste time worrying about a few crabby critics stoner Pisces. In the metaphorical bag of life, it won’t take you long to figure out which people are the sweet, stoney nugs that add flavor and feeling, and those who are like the sticks and stems that everyone would rather avoid. So don’t waste time trying to convince the skeptics. You’ve got big ideas, and an even bigger heart, share them both with those who will appreciate them most.

Stoner Pisces, as you move towards the Summer Solstice eagerly welcoming warmer days and clear blue skies, be mindful that the weather might not be the only thing that’s heating up. Tensions in the workplace are expected to hit record highs as hot tempers rise. Even you stoner Pisces, with your easy going approach to most situations and people, may find yourself in conflict with your peers. You can do your part to restore the peace by picking up the pipe, and putting down your grudges. But, sometimes it can take more than meditating with the sacred herb to shake off bad vibes. Seek out a four-twenty friendly mentor at work, or turn to a cannabis confidant for an outside perspective. Stoner Pisces, sometimes it takes filtering your feelings through someone else’s lens to better see how your own actions are contributing to the conflict; and thus, to realize your role in getting everyone grooving together again.

My friendly Fish, there’s comfort in finding like-minded cannabis comrades to spend time with, and share your special stash. Those you call your stoner fam; the ones you know it’s always safe for you to let your guard down around, and be your goofy, ganja-loving self. While it might be the things that you have in common which first brings you together, it is the diversity of ideas and personalities that helps grow lasting connections. Stoner Pisces, perhaps you and your cannabis companions endlessly argue over whether Indica or Sativa are better. Maybe you proclaim the superiority of organically grown outdoor buds, while they believe that high octane hydroponics is the only way to go.  However fun they are to debate, those are the things that don’t really matter. What matters most is that years from now, when you look back on this Summer, you remember all the good green, and the great people you smoked them with.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Sag June will focus on personal growth and patience.  Mercury and Saturn are transiting retrograde this month.  Now this doesn’t spell out the doom and gloom some would have you believe, but it does change the normal flow within your stoner star sign traits.

My fiery Archer, you can often be the life of the party:  Packing and matching bowls from your endless quiver of a stash jar.  But this month your target will change.  Instead of smoke circles and bowl matching sessions, you will save your best buds, and moments of reflection, for yourself.  The target of your drawn arrow, and the subject of your marijuana musings, will be front and center in the mirror.  

This prescription for solo medicated meditative dives with self will be most useful in the personal sphere.  The June retrograde could impact close personal relationships the most.  Cannabis companions will have trouble deciphering your messages as lines of communication will be scrambled by cosmic interference.  Thus my Archer, the mission for June will be to avoid conflict in heavy communications with close cannabis companions, and seek internal contemplation with your cannabis copilot, if you choose to accept it.  

There is a particularly blessed period during the month for the single stoner Sagittarius.  During the New Moon of the 10th, cosmic interference will subside.  This brief window will be a perfect opportunity to access the information from internal meditations.  Toke time not just to see yourself, but the terrestrial battlefield around you.  The playing board will become much more clear, and thus open another opportunity for progress.  For the partnered stoner Sagittarius this New Moon window will provide more information in your internal targeting.  Future periods will be chronically blessed from the clarity of this New Moon window.

There is beauty and progress in this mission with the sacred herb stoner Sagittarius.  This is merely a period to regroup, and fine tune your cosmic bow.  What you learn about yourself this month could be used in future periods hunting out on the terrestrial plane with your canna-crew.  

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Scorpio the June time period could be legendary!  Progress and personal breakthroughs found in future time periods may be tied back to this time right now.  You have a secret weapon.  You have a cannabis copilot to guide you through periods like this to find triumph where competition wasn’t even expected.

Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Scorpio.  Retrograde has become a bad word in astrological machinations.  But is it really?  You will dispel the rumors that Mercury retrograde is an unbreakable chain linked to negativity within the stoner Zodiac.  Let’s look at this month like a bag of cannabis gifted from a canna-grower.  Sure, you find some seeds and stems, but at the heart of this holistic bag of good green is patience, love, and fellowship.  If the medicated meditations are beneficial, do the seeds and stems really matter in the end?  Of course not stoner Scorpio, and you can see that.

The key to progressive success in June will be the ability to expand your mind, slow time, and view yourself and our terrestrial world from a higher perspective.  This month is made for you my deep thinking Scorpion.  Toke time to carve out many deep medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Instead of recommending a particular strain, I recommend finding a holistic bag of homegrown good green.  Know the source stoner Scorpio.  Stock your stash jar with the most local, and quality grown herb you can find.  Use this enhanced connection with cannabis to guide your contemplative smoke sessions.  Our cosmic spaceship will seemingly slow its rotation, and you will be able to see terrestrial matters more clearly with your enhanced third eye sight.

Sure sure stoner Scorpio, Mercury retrograde will cause fits and hitches in your planned terrestrial travels.  But the broader theme of expanded perspective will solve the fret and worry of such unexpected detours.  With a keen third eye sight from a lifted perspective, these hiccups and roadblocks will seem trivial to your long term travels.  Float on stoner Scorpio, and be sure to tell us all how you got there when you reach your final destination.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Taurus the cosmos will bring a tumultuous start to the Summer season.  It’s possible no stoner star sign will feel the impact of Mercury retrograde more than the hard charging stoner Bull.  But sit back, take contemplative tokes of the marijuana smoke, and let’s puff puff plan a course of action to find progress in this less than ideal cosmic storm.

Ambition and tenacity must be tempered stoner Taurus.  Our wonderful universe is all about balance.  There are periods where the cosmic influence will feed a warm breeze congruous with your stoner traits, and then there are periods like this.  A simple solution to this cosmic conundrum will be to guide your hard charging attitude into something more internal.  Instead of outward ambitious expansion on the terrestrial plane, you could seek internal expansion within yourself, and your knowledge base.  There are two cannabis strains that could help you adjust to this cosmic change-up.  ACDC, a hybrid strain with loads of CBD and minimal THC, is perfect to relax and calm the nerves while also helping with focus on your studious internal endeavors.  Keep a secondary stash jar loaded with the old classic Northern Lights cannabis strain.  This Indica strain is known for its chill mood enhancing properties.  There will be moments when things do not go your way this month.  Perhaps in other months you might be able to charge through obstructions, but in June you will need to find your chill, take a step back, and reassess alternative methods to proceed.

Take a step back stoner Taurus.  This month may have its challenges, but it also has great opportunities.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find a higher perspective.  Take a break from the hard charge of life, and toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  As you work on building your knowledge base and internal tools to take into future periods, also toke time to see yourself, and connect with your spirit guide.  Lean on your cannabis copilot to guide you through this time-out of sorts.  A lot of strategy and recalibration can come when you’ve paused the game.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Virgo, get ready for an intriguing June.  Mercury and Saturn are in retrograde this month, and the effects could be more dramatic for the hard working Virgin.

You must find your inner chill stoner Virgo.  Seek out an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain to utilize as your daily driver for the month.  Wedding Cake should do nicely.  Mercury in retrograde affects communications with your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  The Saturn retrograde gives a two-handed shove of momentum to communication breakdowns in the work sphere.  But fear not my diligent stoner Virgo, with foreknowledge and your cannabis copilot, you will get through this difficult stage with all your precious glass intact.  One of the benefits of the Mercury retrograde is the opportunity to analyze your terrestrial station.  Use smoke sessions with the sacred herb to seek a higher perspective on your current work situation.  How much does work dominate your personal life?  Is there room to dampen down the perfectionist expectations on others while you delegate work tasks?  Perhaps you are bearing the load because of your direct actions?  Toke time to contemplate your actions and decisions in the work sphere, and how they can be adjusted to promote a higher quality of life in future periods.

Make it a mantra this month:  Chill stoner Virgo.  Perhaps put some soothing reggae music on top of your playlist.  But repeat this mantra over and over again.  June is not the month to take on arguments with coworkers or partners-in-chronic.  Yes, you might have to perform the difficult task of biting your tongue this month.  Put that argument in your pocket, and analyze it during a medicated meditative smoke session later.  Find your chill stoner Virgo, or insignificant moments of disagreement could become dramatic moments of argument. 

Chill stoner Virgo.  Everything is going to be ok.  A lot of this broad personal contemplation with the sacred herb could unlock massively progressive points of freedom within your spirit.  Accepting a lack of control while strengthening your self confidence could be a combination leading to spiritual freedom.  By the time the Full Moon on June 24th rises, you should be feeling like a new you.  Spark a bowl on this date, and celebrate the majesty of our universe, and your place in it.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Aquarius Summer is finally here!  But the newfound solar influence this month will be accompanied by a cosmic conundrum of sorts.  Perhaps this will be the perfect puzzle to keep your inquisitive mind occupied.  With your cannabis copilot connecting your mind, body, and spirit, this month is sure to be an adventure.  Ah yes my stoner Water-Bearer, an intoxicating escapade for a trippy stoner.  Just another great month in the grand mystery of life.

There are a couple key aspects that can unlock the power of the cosmos in June.  Mercury will be in retrograde for a large portion of the month.  While this celestial influence usually comes with roadblocks and speed bumps on the terrestrial road of life, it will also create a unique circumstance for you, stoner Aquarius.  You are always thinking.  Nuance of ideas, breadth of subjects, and creativity in application, are all hallmarks of your eccentric thought processes.  This hyper aware sense of existence will be accentuated in June as creativity and analysis blend together in a knot of dialectic.

Stoner Aquarius, use the sacred herb to slow down your racing mind so that you might catch the most pertinent and progressive creative thoughts as they race by.  Your daily driver should be an Indica dominant hybrid cannabis strain this month.  Find your inner chill to brush off the nuisances of our physical world during the period of retrograde; but embrace the manic creative thought process rushing internally.  “Journalling” is an action that can be quite illuminating for any stoner as they try to connect the internal spirit with an outward projection.  But this term is too narrow for your mission in the first Summer month.  Think of “journaling” more broadly.  Use any and all tools at your disposal to catch those important thoughts, and manifest them in the physical world.  A phone app, scratch paper, sketch pad, or even a recording device could all be great tools to help you organize your stoner thoughts and creative inspirations.  Some sort of dictation tool like those examples should be just as important in your smoker’s travel kit as a lighter or your favorite piece.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius:  The creative internal musing of June will be a solo trip.  Other stoner star signs will have their own personal dilemmas with Mercury retrograde.  You are usually a difficult stoner to keep up with in the smoke circle.  The June time period will intensify your eccentric nature from the perspective of the canna-crew.  There will be a lot going on in that investigative stoner brain of yours.  Keep those racing puzzle pieces to yourself.  Perhaps you will be able to share your creative endeavors once the big picture is found.  Your June cannabis contemplations could become chronic stories on stoney adventures later in the Summer.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Taurus of all the stoner star signs, you will have the greenest thumb this month. Whatever you touch will flourish, and everyone you encounter will leave with peace in their hearts and good buds in their pipes! Some might be skeptical of your vibrant optimism, thinking that you are just looking at the world through green-colored glasses. But you can’t help but to see the stash jar as half full. Stoner Taurus, it is precisely your natural ability to see the greatest potential in almost everything; this will inspire and elevate all those who get to call you their cannabis companion. 

Stoner Taurus, there are those who are only able to see the seed, small and seemingly insignificant. With your third-eye sight, you can envision the beautiful and bountiful garden it will become. While you are never one to be afraid to get your hands dirty, or do whatever is needed to get the job done, during this period you will make a bigger impact by focusing on the planning phases of projects. My patient Bull, let others worry about implementation while you focus on the big picture. Spend time with stimulating Sativa cannabis strains during your brainstorming sessions. Now is the time to let your imagination fly freely, and embrace all things creative. You never know when inspiration will hit you.  What begins as a half-baked idea during a smokey night with the sacred herb, may just be the spark that manifests tomorrow’s next big innovations. 

Be cautious stoner Taurus.  Some of your closest cannabis companions are heading toward a time of tumultuous celestial commotion. While you can’t prevent karma from taking its course, you can be a stoney oasis amidst the cosmic chaos.  Be the calm, cannabis-friendly center in the eye of the storm. When you see those near you are going through something heavy, sometimes the best thing you can do is to pack a bowl, light it up, and listen. As the month goes on, the smoke will clear, and your partners in chronic will be back to their vibrant and lively selves. But, until then, your bright aura will serve as a guiding light through the hazy days ahead.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

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Do you like rollercoasters stoner Scorpio?  Of course you do my brave Scorpion.  Well buckle up, because the month of May is destined to be a thrill ride with many ups and downs.

One of the deepest and most impactful cosmic influences of the final Spring month will be felt internally.  As you travel through May, you will shed complex layers of emotional and spiritual understanding.  Each layer peeled will be like a rebirth of perception within our terrestrial existence.  Heavy stuff right?  The cosmic trick to this period will be the unexpected nature and frequency of these personal epiphanies.  I recommend flexibility within your schedule so that deep dives with the sacred herb can be accommodated at the right moments.  

Stoner Scorpio, stock the stash jar with two cannabis varieties this month.  First, a deep Indica strain that can assist you in slowing down the world to find deeper connection with self.  Granddaddy Purple or Bubba Kush should do nicely.  This sacred herbal tool should be used in meditative moments when the universal rollercoaster is ratcheting higher and higher with increased tension.  It is in these moments when you must face the terrestrial fear of the outside world, and connect with your inner voice for guidance.  Second, keep a balanced hybrid cannabis strain like Blue Dream or Sherbert as your daily driver.  You need to balance my swift Scorpion!  After you’ve faced your fears, and communicated with your inner self, you will need sure feet, and a calm head, to practice and enact your new understanding among your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Progress and growth are the key drivers to the celestial influence of May.  But instead of a helpless passenger, you will be driving the change.  The rollercoaster is a great metaphor for May; but maybe instead of placing yourself in the cart for this analogy, you should manifest yourself as the carnival conductor.  You are the master of this ride stoner Scorpio.  

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Sagittarius the period of May will delight the tension in your bow.  My curious Archer always on a quest for truth and reason, perhaps this month you shall hit your mark with precision.  Make sure your quiver is loaded with a balanced hybrid cannabis strain.  The key to this month will be feeding the natural curiosity with an enhanced third eye, while maintaining the energy and enthusiasm to fulfill your quest.

Toke time to chill stoner Sag.  The largest warning for May will be to avoid charging the gates without a plan.  The universal influence this month will provide a wind at your back, but don’t over shoot your shot!  Your natural abilities will be heightened.  Toke time to chill with the contemplative magic of the sacred herb to gain an enhanced perspective before jumping all-in on an attack.  Much like herb filled bowls, there will be plenty of targets in May.  Steady your movements to smoke them all.

There is another magical influence from the cosmos in the final Spring month that will act like a kief dusting on the bowl of life.  Your inquisitive nature will be buoyed by the celestial alignment.  This is a time of learned endeavors and expansive ideas.  Don’t go solo on your terrestrial mission in May.  Pack a bowl for two, and pack the stash jar with enough to share.  The key to unlocking the philosophical and creative experiences this month will be communication and companionship.  What could be better than chopping it up with the canna-crew while burning bowls?  This type of situation could lead to that big “ah ha” moment you have been seeking.

Good luck on your adventure stoner Sag!  Don’t get lost in one particular part of the mission.  Each step has its own unique opportunity.  Puff the plan.  Smoke the execution.  Load the bowl for the troops.  You will come out of May an advanced Archer of the highest degree.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Pisces this month you find yourself in the heart of Spring, the quintessential season of transformation and growth. For you, it is also an ideal time for outside exploration, and inward examination. When you look in the mirror, what do you see? Or, a better question is, what do you want to see? Stoner Pisces, your potential for growth and self-discovery will be limited only by your own imagination and willingness to follow your dreams. Self-care is more than just a feel good buzz word, it is the seed from which all other positivity sprouts. You are known for being attentive and considerate of others’ needs and feelings, but it’s hard to help others find their footing if you’re not first grooving yourself. There’s nothing wrong with stepping away from the smoke circle to pack a bowl for one, toke time alone to relax, find your center, and realize your own inner peace.  Then you can rejoin the group with enough good vibes to go around. 

While this will be an important and prosperous period for you stoner Pisces, try not to take yourself too seriously. In the workplace you have the chance to be equally constructive and creative. It’s okay to let your imaginative left brain take the lead, as long as you let your logical right brain take over when it’s time to implement plans into action. With this in mind, you should be a little more selective with your cannabis strains in May. Try to stick to a stimulating sensimilla; something that will stoke creative fires, and lift your spirit to higher levels of consciousness. If you’re overwhelmed with just how many different strains are available these days, simple classics like Super Sour Diesel or AK-47 are always a good choice. Although your nights will be hazy, you will start each day with a clear and refreshed mind, ready to tackle whatever the workday might bring!

Stoner Pisces, the skies are clear, the sun is shining, and the open road is calling your name. If you play your cards right, you will travel many miles on endo-excursions to destinations both near and far. The key to a successful road trip season is to make solid plans. Now is not the time to grab the pipe and go, but instead toke time to load up an inspired plan. Stoner Pisces, with good friends by your side, and kind buds in your pipe, you can be certain that the journey this Spring will always be as memorable as the destination. 

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

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Prepare yourself stoner Libra. May is going to be a mixed bag of herb:  Some shwaggy nugs sprinkled in with perfect sticky icky. The final Spring month will find you feeling off balance, and emotional. You’ll start May with a strong sense of self-evaluation, and then slowly transition to a place of action. Toke time with the sacred herb often this month Justice Seeker. Our great green herbal copilot can help smooth the rough edges of tense times.  

Stoner Libra, as a tactful and open-minded terrestrial astronaut, you will find May to be bursting with opportunities to wow your fellow canna-buddies with your intricate and creative philosophies. Load your favorite piece for sharing, and grab your closest partners in chronic for contemplative planning and collaborative action. This much needed time with the canna-crew will allow you to fully understand the self-reflective state you’ve been in recently, and push you to take action where necessary.  

The work sphere will provide a respite from the heaviness of your brooding thoughts this month stoner Libra. Allow yourself to get lost in the simplicity of completing menial tasks. I recommend limiting smoke sessions to after business hours.  Sometimes work can be an escape from the heady dilemmas and dramas of the personal sphere.

Be forewarned stoner Libra:  The emotional rollercoaster of May has many ups and downs, twists and turns. Use the sacred herb as a calming influence.  Release, and enjoy the ride.  This month you will cry. You will miss old friends, and lovers dearly. You will long for opportunities lost. Do yourself a favor and reach out. Grieve what can’t be fixed, and focus on the positive chapters yet to be written. It’s okay to forgive, especially yourself. 

Stoner Libra it is imperative this month to use your herbally enhanced third eye.  Sometimes you help balance the scales of justice, and sometimes the scales of justice balance you.  During this period of psychic turmoil perhaps you will develop a better sense of empathy for cannabis companions, and yourself.  Rest assured, when the June time period comes, you will find yourself in perfect balance once again.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Leo you are a social creature by nature, and recent times may have prohibited you from fulfilling your craving for meeting new four-twenty friendly faces. Don’t fret my fiery Lion! The days are heating up, and so too is the opportunity to substantially expand your smoke circle. Some interactions will be brief, lasting only as long as it takes to puff, puff and pass the bowl; others will come into your stoney sphere and become a permanent part of your orbit. Whether it’s with cannabis companions from years gone by, or recently acquainted terrestrial tokers, now is the season to live, laugh, and light up often. 

Stoner Leo in recent months you have been inconsistent in performance.  You have sprinted ahead of the pack at an unstoppable speed, while at other times you’ve fallen behind the rest of the pride. This May, you will establish a more consistent and sustainable pace as you move towards the next chapter of your career. Whether your goal is to move up the corporate ladder, or to excel in your current position, you will have the opportunity to really shine. But whatever your aspirations stoner Leo, be careful to avoid burning the blunt at both ends! While you are busy establishing new, and more efficient routines, don’t neglect your recreational hours. After a long day burning through the to-dos at work, there’s no better way to unwind than to burn through the sacred stash at home.

You are the king or queen of your jungle stoner Leo.  You make the rules, and you welcome everyone as long as they follow those rules. And right now, the number one rule in your home should be this:  Good vibes only!  You are always excited to meet new smoke buddies, but this month your greatest joy will come from connecting your fellow stoners with each other. Throughout the month, your dwelling will be filled with the smell of good ganja, and the voices of great people. Whether you supply the session from your own sacred stash, or the canna-fam brings the buds, there are sure to be hazy happenings in everyone’s future.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

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You are on a roll stoner Gemini!  The month of May will continue the upward celestial trend for the Twin of the stoner Zodiac.  Often the stoner Gemini is unaware of the unique bifurcated nature of their stellar stoner traits.  How many times have you balked at a comment by a member of the canna-fam about your dual nature?  It’s as if the consistency of your stoner ways is only known to you.  The universal influence of May will bring a light of awareness and understanding about yourself that is usually missing from the reflection in the mirror.

You are in luck stoner Gemini!  This month could be interpreted as a rebirth as you see yourself in a new light.  Make sure the stash jar is packed with your favorite cannabis strains because the more meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb, the more opportunity for growth and progress.  As Bob Marley famously said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  There will be plenty of revelations this month stoner Gemini.

Keep those books you always intended to read close to the stash jar this month.  The universe will be sending blessings of knowledge within the celestial alignment.  Perhaps the best meditative smoke session will be you, your favorite piece, some dank nugs, and a book on self improvement.

Keep in mind stoner Gemini:  There are dangers to this period of self reflection.  During this cleansing, or rebirth, make sure to ward off negative energy.  Use the sacred herb as an illuminating tool during this stage.  As you see yourself more clearly you will also see the pains of mistakes and past relationships.  Don’t dwell stoner Gemini.  Use this period to release resentment, to forgive your frenemies, and to cleanse any toxicity with your smoke circle.  Also be forewarned:  As you open the pathways of awareness, opportunities for new additions to the cannabis crew will arise.  As blessed as this is as a prediction, smoke circle expansion is not the progressional goal of May.  This month is about self repair, self awareness, healing, and eliminating toxicity within relationships.  There will be plenty of time to build the canna-fam in future periods.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Capricorn many blessings will come your way from the current celestial alignment.  With positivity in your heart, and the sweet sensimilla in your lungs, you are more than capable of creating a magic adventure.  The universe will strengthen the natural traits of the sturdy Sea-Goat in May.  Warm cosmic waves will feel like subtle momentum at your back, pushing you forward with positivity and progress.  Stoner Capricorn, the rest of the stoner Zodiac are truly blessed to have you in their celestial smoke circle.  This month, you will have to trust them as they have always trusted you.

There is one particular note to the cosmic push at your back that must be spoken.  Not a warning per say, but a guide post along the road of May.  There will be times that the warm waves pushing you forward in the final Spring month will feel like an unstoppable tidal force.  Prepare yourself for overwhelming moments of emotion.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb, and exhale the fleeting pressure of the moment.  Pack the stash jar this month with Sativa dominant hybrid strains of the sacred herb.  Cannabis can bring us to levels of understanding and feeling, but during a universal push like what is coming, a heavy Indica species could sink the unprepared under the weight of this tidal mass.  Thus, keep a bright and airy Sativa dominant strain at the ready to keep your spiritual boat afloat in times of heavy cosmic seas.

Trust stoner Capricorn.  So often you have been the safety net of security for the canna-crew.  This month there will be moments you seek refuge from the weight of the world, and solace within the canna-fam.  Unfamiliar urges to communicate your circumstance should not be guarded.  Instead, seek out your close cannabis companions to share your fears and struggles.  As you have always been there for them, they will be there for you.

In the end, the progressive universal push of May will be more about understanding the perspective of the helped instead of the helper.  The bonds of companionship within the canna-crew will strengthen like a kief dusted finely rolled joint.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Cancer it is no secret that you often wear your heart on your sleeve. This will be all the more true for the month of May. The cosmos can’t decide what they have in store for you, so you should prepare yourself for a potentially wild and emotional ride; one of exhilarating highs, and exhausting lows. While this might sound daunting at first, remember stoner Cancer that you are the captain of your own cosmic spaceship!  With your keen third-eye sight, and with cannabis as your copilot, you can navigate your way through the cloudiest and most challenging of circumstances. 

Stoner Cancer, career life will be no less stimulating, and equally full of surprises. There may be deadlines that get moved up, or unexpected obstacles which may require next level troubleshooting. With everyone working under increased pressure, it can be easy to point the finger at peers and coworkers when emotions run high. While some might see sensitivity as a weakness, it is precisely your expansive emotional intellect that will help keep the peace in the workplace during this tumultuous time. If things get too heated, take a bake-break stoner Cancer. Instead of grinding your teeth in annoyance at each other, maybe you and the crew grind some sacred buds and toke a different approach. Breathe in the soothing vapors of the sacred herb, and exhale the underlying tension. Then spend the weekend hitting the pipe, and ultimately the reset button. Once everyone is feeling calmer and more refreshed, everyone should start off the week with clearer minds and higher spirits. 

At the beginning of the month, with uncertainty being the only guarantee, you may be tempted to hit the open road to avoid the cosmic chaos. Go ahead my curious Crab and give into your wanderlust! Escape away to your favorite secret smoke spot, or hit the road in search of new ones. Enjoy an adventure to a new destination where nobody knows your name; a spot where  you can be free to laugh, to cry, and to be your quirky sensitive self. Towards the end of the month, after you’ve traveled the wider world, it is best to keep your wanderings closer to home. Spend a little time with your favorite cannabis-loving companions, smoking bowls and sharing stories about your endo-excursions. Relax and refill the reserves stoner Cancer.  Summer will be here before you know it, and there will be no slowing down once the season is in full blaze.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Aquarius, May will be a month of modernization. This will be true in almost all facets of life, from material possessions to spiritual betterment. Spring cleaning is in full swing my stoner Water-Bearer. It’s time to purge your closet to make room for Summer gear, and more modern hippie fashion. Of course tie dye never goes out of style, so be sure to keep the classics. While you may find yourself going through old clothes or refurbishing your stoney sanctuary, you should also look inwards to see if there is anything you would be better off without. Maybe you’ve been holding onto mementos from a past relationship, or reminiscing more than you used to about ‘the good ol’ days.’ Stoner Aquarius, it’s okay to look back fondly on times gone by, but don’t live in the past. Right now is the time to light up, let go, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney story.

Get ready stoner Aquarius, because work will be a period of great and green growth!  The seeds that you planted early in the year are beginning to sprout; and other projects will be ready to transition out of a vegetative state into full flower. Take time in the first days of the month to prioritize projects, and coordinate a plan of action with your team. Stoner Aquarius, a good gardener will time their crops so they can manage the workload, and so that not everything is ready to harvest all at once. You don’t want to lose momentum or become overwhelmed in the final stretch because you were unprepared for such big yields. So pace yourself stoner Aquarius. You’ve put in the work, and you want to make sure you get the appropriate reward!

Being the sociable creature that you are, you are never in short supply of friends or fellow cannabis connoisseurs to toke with. However, this month you will discover that it is the quality of your connections which matters most, not how many people are in your smoke circle. It is no secret that your charisma attracts all kinds of terrestrial travelers; you can vibe with pretty much anyone. But, what ignites your interest stoner Aquarius? Seek out your fellow stoner star signs who hold similar passions and curiosities. When you share your time, and your stash, with your closest cannabis connections, you will be free to be your creative and quirky self. So let down your guard, roll up a joint, and prepare to explore ever higher highs with your favorite chronic-loving companions.

Aries Stoner Horoscope May

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Get ready stoner Aries, you’re about to make things happen!  May will begin with self-reflection and the rebirth of your determination. What will result is a sense of accomplishment felt throughout the month. Be sure to schedule regular meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the final Spring month.  Your cannabis prescription will favor the Sativa species of our sacred plant over Indica strains.  But be forewarned:  Self-restraint will be key; overindulgence will only make things more complicated than necessary.

My stoner Ram, the month of May will propel you into the project you’ve been seeking to finish, the job you’ve been striving to get, and the relationships you’ve been yearning to start. For significant periods you’re going to spend your time contemplating the truths and deeper meanings of all spheres of life. What’s troubling you stoner Aries? It’s high time you toke your way to relieving the struggles within you. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to inspect and cleanse the negative energy from your being. Pick which battles to fight, and release your spirit from the ones that are not going to serve you moving forward.

Stoner Aries, you’re going to crank your body and mind into full gear during the last half of May. This means lots of long days and late nights working to get ahead of that deadline, networking to make new contacts, and seeking new opportunities to get you and your career to the next level. No smoking during business hours my stoner Ram!  And stick to bright Sativa cannabis strains to avoid couch lock. It’s time to impress, make money, and take risks. If you’ve ever wanted to switch careers, RIGHT NOW is the time to do so. Doors are opening, and getting your foot in the industry that you’ve been eyeing is a realistic possibility this month. But take caution with internal conflict.  Manage your negative side stoner Aries. You are building a new life for yourself, and you want to enter this era with ethereal patience and emotional control.

My fiery and bold stoner Ram, don’t question yourself this month. You are enough. With the right mindset, and a stash jar filled with the sacred herb, May will bring a time of focus for your mind, and perseverance to your spirit. So go forth and change your world!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Virgo, you are the kind hearted organized ally of the stoner Zodiac.  So much of your terrestrial mission is in service to others, particularly your close cannabis companions within the smoke circle.  The month of May brings with it an uncomfortable selfish breeze from the universe.  But don’t fret my analytical Virgin, the selfish breeze may create unease, but it will assist in much needed internal work that could unlock personal progress.

Now more than ever stoner Virgo, you must forgive yourself.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see the impact you can have internally.  The quest for perfection, and heightened expectations, lead to disappointment with yourself.  Pack the bowl, inhale the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb, and exhale harsh internal criticism.  The cannabis strain does not matter.  The personal mental time dedicated to the medicated meditative smoke session is the necessary step to take in May.  Make sure to toke time for solo deep dives with your sacred herbal copilot many times in the final Spring month.

Take time to create stoner Virgo.  Meditative moments with the sacred herb don’t always have to be in a dark quiet space.  Find an activity to keep your hands active while your mind can wonder and heal.  Gardening is a great activity to turn the blank canvas of soil into a living growth of nutrition.  Perhaps there are artistic endeavors or renovation projects to keep your physical body busy while you contemplate life, the universe, and everything.  Feed your head and feed your soul in May my stoner Virgin.

Make sure to tackle the task of personal growth in a safe space stoner Virgo.  After all, this month is all about you.  Once you have fully taken the internal empathetic lessons provided by the sacred herb, you will emerge on the terrestrial plane with a newfound confidence in your stride.  Heal yourself first stoner Virgo, and then you can better help others heal.  By the end of May, the smoke circle will have a refreshed attentive Virgo once again to assist them in all their smokey adventures.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April

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Cosmic vibes in April favor the natural traits of the stoner Virgo.  Ah yes my helpful Virgin, it will be nice to have a cosmic breeze at your back while you traverse the terrestrial plane.  But this warm influence will amplify all of your stonerific qualities, maybe even the ones that can cause friction with your canna-crew.

Organization and analytical analysis will be supported by a bright cosmic breeze this month.  This means toke it out, and plan it out.  Any stuck gears in the sphere of economics can be loosened in April.  There is a solution or an escape from any problem or obstacle.  Medicated meditations with the sacred herb can assist in all problem solving missions.  This month is a great time to combine your analytical mind with herbal enhancements to solving economic issues.

The Kinks said it best in 1981 stoner Virgo, “Paranoia the destroyer.”  Don’t destroy yourself this month with an overactive analytical brain.  The cosmic blessing in April is simply an amplification of your own stoner traits.  So that overactive brain will be more troublesome within the personal sphere this month.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find perspective instead of a tool to descend into a paranoid rabbit hole.  Stock some CBD flower on hand to mix in if an overactive brain brings unwanted anxiety.

Chill stoner Virgo.  Select some Indica dominant cannabis hybrids for the stash jar this month.  Mid month you will notice a manic surge of energy from the cosmos.  All those ideas and plans will be wonderful to brainstorm and execute.  Everything might seem a bit brighter.  BUT, there are many stoner traits among the stoner Zodiac.  Not every stoner star sign will be feeling your natural burst of energy, and bright enthusiasm.  So chill stoner Virgo.  Even in those manic moments of great ambition, toke time to relax.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find understanding, empathy, and patience with your cannabis companions.

This is a powerful month for you stoner Virgo.  Much progress can be made on the terrestrial plane.  But as you fly close to the Sun of energetic ambitions, don’t burn the wings of your partners in chronic.  With the sacred herb as your copilot, you should be able to navigate your high flying travels safely with the smoke circle still intact.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Taurus you are just fine watching the other signs of the stoner Zodiac welcome Spring with a sprint toward Summer in mind. You, however, would be more than happy to spend the month meandering towards May, to take the scenic route whenever possible, and never settling on a specific timeline for arrival. While it definitely can be nice to stop to smell the bud, and smoke the flower, eventually you will have to get back to the grind.  My blissful Bull, if you wander for too long, you will reach the end of April wondering why you didn’t get more done!  You must take mindful action this month to prevent going nowhere fast.  Make a schedule for meditative sessions with the sacred herb, and make sure you stick to it. These moments of marijuana musings and self reflection will help break the monotony of the day to day, and will also help you refocus your attention on the things that really matter.

Stoner Taurus, work is not likely to be overly exciting this month. Unfortunately, as tedious as it may feel, there will still be plenty of to-dos that still must get done. But, if you do find yourself staring out the window while working, daydreaming of the great outdoors instead of focusing on the task at hand, stop imagining and get outside!  At first this might sound counterintuitive stoner Taurus, but if you’re not making progress on a project anyway, it might be more useful to just go ahead and take a break. Light one up beneath the bright Spring sun, inhale the inspiration all around you, and exhale any lingering tension.  A renewed sense of calm may also come with a reinvigorated determination and confidence to get back to taking care of business.

By the middle of the month, you will transition from just dreaming about where you want to go, to blazing trails and taking tokes in lands both near and far. Stoner Taurus, you might decide to turn off your phone, and unplug to escape the trappings of society. But, you also can’t deny that company would be nice on your terrestrial travels. Afterall, two bowls are better than one, and they are even nicer if you have someone to share them with!  

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Scorpio it’s time to take a break, or at least step away from your recent obsession.  Celestial bodies have aligned in April to provide a much needed escape hatch from your passionate grind.  The second Spring month will be a time to cherish the accomplishments of your physical endeavors while refocusing on internal growth.

Physical projects give way in April to mental healing.  You have been a busy Scorpion the last few months primming and primping everything around you. But the cosmic influence of April supports taking a break from the go-go lifestyle you have created.  I hear you stoner Scorpio, “What if there is still so much to do?”  We are all the masters of our own decisions, but if you burn that one extra bowl, you might get overcooked. Seek balance my productive Scorpio.  There is no premonition of a stagnant period, but at some point you have to turn the volume of the physical world down so you can hear your inner voice speak.  Turn your power to manifest in the physical realm into a focus on self care.  How many impending deadlines do you create from your own internal pressure?  Find Sublime more in life in April, “I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.  I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”  Balance stoner Scorpio.  You can still operate with efficiency in the terrestrial world, but now is the time to pencil in that smoke filled siesta into your calendar.

Don’t forget to get out stoner Scorpio!  So much work on your physical space recently, toke time to enjoy the majesty of our terrestrial world.  If a partner-in-chronic calls you out, join them!  Time away from your personal space with nature, some good green, and your best buds, might be the expedition that recharges the mental batteries, and opens your third eye to new perspectives.  

All of these prescribed breaks from the physical space you’ve focused on so much recently sets up an important end to April.  The Full Moon of the 26th may cause stress and insecurity within your canna-fam.  But you, stoner Scorpio, with your intuitive nature, and freshly recharged cosmic spacesuit, will be able to assist your cannabis companions through a potentially chaotic time.  Perhaps all that personal time in April fortifying your cosmic life boat will lift you, and your canna-fam, to safety as you steer toward progress in the next period.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Sagittarius this month you can light up and leave your worries behind. April will be nothing but smooth hits and smoke filled days. The temperature is slowly going up, and so are your positive vibrations. Hit the road and share these good vibes with all your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts whose path you cross. Whether you take a long weekend with the ganja gang, embarking upon an epic endo-excursion to yet undiscovered destinations, or a simple day trip to your favorite smoke spot, travel is a must this month!

Stoner Sag, you can expect work to be equally productive and prosperous during this season. You may find yourself enjoying the daily grind more than usual. The first weeks of the month will be a period of great creativity and high aspirations. If you channel this extra energy in the early days, you will be able to maintain this momentum throughout all of April. My accurate Archer, inspiration can strike at any time, not just during the nine to five. Keep a note taking device at the ready. Sharing some fresh ground greens with the canna-fam can be a great way to unwind in the evenings. But, it can also be a way to free your mind; a time to allow yourself to explore abstract trains of thought. What might start out as late night hazy conceptualizations, can become tangible, serious, and measurable results … as long as you’re able to remember the insight you had in the morning.

Stoner Sagittarius you pride yourself on being an independent, do-it-yourself kind of person. But don’t let your stubbornness cause you to miss opportunities to make new connections or collaborations with your partners in chronic. After a long Winter of mostly solo smoke sessions and selfcare, now is the time to rekindle old friendships, and get back to packing your bowls for two. You can still toke time to roll one up for just you, but the more moments you spend puff, puff and passing to a friend, the higher your spirit will rise. While travel plans should definitely be included in your April itinerary, don’t underestimate a good old fashion movie or game night with your favorite cannabis companions in your own cozy abode. Find your balance stoner Sagittarius:  You want to stay active and outdoors when the weather permits, but also slow your roll when needed so you don’t burn yourself out before Summer is in full blaze.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Pisces, a slow burn is not always a bad thing. While it is true the cosmos has no epic episodes planned for you this month, the silver lining is that you also don’t have to worry about any chaotic or unexpected setbacks either. You can look at an uneventful April as boring, like you’re going nowhere fast, or you can embrace your inner chill, and enjoy the start of Spring as a peaceful rejuvenating period. My swift Fish, it’s up to you to decide if the stash jar is half empty or half full? Remember, it’s all a matter of perspective. It is understandable that you could get a little restless during this time, and feel like you need to mix things up. Just don’t be brash stoner Pisces. Any meaningful changes should be well considered and intentional. It’s better to pause, puff, and contemplate beforehand, rather than to rush ahead and regret later. Before you manifest, meditate! 

You know the grind never truly ends stoner Pisces. This month is no different; except you can expect greater returns simply by maintaining your usual diligent and consistent pace. However, don’t take this prospective come-up as a guarantee or a reason to slack off. The higher ups at the office will definitely notice decreased quality of work if you decide to cut corners. But, you can also impress them by burning through the daily tasks, and show them you’re ready for the next level. Increasing your earnings is not the only way to stack and save your green stoner Pisces. Instead of dining out, maybe try replicating your favorite restaurant eats at home; or start buying your cannabis an ounce or half ounce at a time versus those spendy little packages. Little things can make a big difference, and will add up over time. And with your additional savings, you won’t have to feel bad when you splurge, and treat yourself to those top shelf buds.

Stoner Pisces a garden doesn’t grow any faster if you’re watching it. So make your plans, then light one up, and relax. Let the seeds you plant now, bloom in their own time. If you’re really worried about not getting enough done, time recreating, and tokin’ it up with your cannabis companions, is always time well spent. A lowkey smoke session might not be the most exciting, but they can be meaningful. For now stoner Pisces, focus on the nearby:  Friends, family and spreading those good vibes. Before you know it, Summer will be in full swing, and your calendar filled with an abundance of stoney adventures.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Libra, as we welcome the first full month of Spring, people are planting their gardens, getting their spring cleaning done, and growing excited about the warmer days ahead. And as the days grow longer, the sun isn’t the only thing that will be spreading light. Stoner Libra, your strong, yet kind aura will brighten the moods of all of the terrestrial travelers you encounter. Your current partners in chronic will want to be around you more, and you are sure to capture the gaze of complete strangers who won’t be able to resist their undeniable urge to get to know you. This season, you will be the living embodiment of sharing is caring: Your time, your smile, and of course your sticky top shelf nugs!  But, you’ll want to keep your sensimilla selection strictly to the Sativa cannabis species this month. You have a fully booked social calendar ahead, and you want to keep energy levels high so you don’t have to reschedule plans due to couch lock. 

Stoner Libra, your listening skills and your ability to see issues from diverse perspectives will be essential in maintaining a peaceful environment in the workplace. You won’t be able to prevent conflicts between your peers, but you will certainly play a crucial role in resolving confrontations when they do arise. If sharing a bowl is an option, then light up the peace pipe to help lower the tension in the room. Getting everyone vibing on a similar wavelength will not immediately fix things, but it’s a good start toward resolution. And if the team can’t toke it up, it’ll still be important to talk it out. Because harsh feelings don’t only affect the people directly involved, but can bring down the rest of the team too. Stoner Libra, address disagreements early so that everyone is on the same page; otherwise productivity will be slowed throughout the month.

At the end of the month you transition from a stoney social butterfly to cocooning yourself at home for some much needed rest and relaxation. This will be a time to turn your attention and kindness inward stoner Libra. While you would share the last of your nugs with almost anyone in need, sometimes we have to remind ourselves that like our stash jar, our emotional resources are not endless. Focus on your needs and those of your most inner smoke circle. Whether it is with your one and only cannabis companion, or your closest pot-loving platonic partner-in-chronic, use this pause in the last days of April to plan an exciting ganja getaway for the coming month.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April

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The natural habitat for the stoner Lion is out on the terrestrial plane leading the pack.  This month your charm and enthusiasm will be best focused internally.  Although this may seem like a negative premonition due to your natural state of being, it is very much in concert for the Zodiac leadership of the stoner Lion.

Think of it this way stoner Leo:  Smoke circle expansion is not in perpetual motion.  To be the hearty Lion you must take care of yourself.  There will always be periods of consolidation to strengthen the foundation of the canna-fam.  April is one of those periods.  

First, stoner Leo, are there any lingering problems or obstacles left over from the March period?  You will see universal support for solving these nagging issues in the second Spring month.  Toke time to self in the first decade of April.  A solo smoke session will be illuminating.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to confront the obstacle or problem.  Our sacred green goddess has a way of unveiling new pathways to success.  Perhaps you just needed to quiet down the noise, and seek all the answers from within.

Second, after the New Moon of the 11th, you may appreciate time to yourself to pursue learned endeavors.  The cosmos is sending a warm breeze of inspiration to sharpen your wise wit stoner Leo.  Our great ganja goddess has a way of showing us broad perspectives.  Perhaps you will see with an enhanced third eye vision that a personal mission to learn a new skill, or research an interesting topic, isn’t selfish, but necessary!  Use our cannabis spiritual guide to sink deep into that subject, topic, or activity, that will push you toward being a better you.  Do this for yourself, and in the end it will prove to be in the service to others.

Finally stoner Leo, the month ends on a sharp note.  Be weary of the Full Moon on the 26th.  All this internal attention during the month might cap resentment and anger toward a frenemy or smoke circle acquaintance.  Pressure will build behind the restrained damn.  Blow O’s instead of your top stoner Leo.  If you release the pressure in the wrong way it could dampen the results of a great month of internal work.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April

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Get out among the broader smoke circle stoner Gemini!  Universal influence in April supports a social Twin.  That’s right, guard your eyes and step out of your home and comfort zone.  That’s the Sun that is blinding you, and it comes with energy and adventure.

But there is a danger in this expansive motive for April.  Adventure on the terrestrial plane is not an all-you-can-smoke buffet.  At times during the month, you may want to do it all, and do it now!  However, the bountiful opportunities must be sifted with a keen third eye.  That do-it-all mentality will certainly burn more than just bowls if it is not tempered with common sense and thoughtful planning.

Sometimes the cosmic influence beamed in from our ruling celestial bodies counterbalances stumbling blocks built into our nature.  And sometimes we need a little guidance to make the best of our cosmic opportunities.  This month could be a little tricky for the stoner Gemini at home.  Make sure the sacred stash jar is loaded with the two opposing cannabis species.  Energy, fun, excitement, and adventure out and about on the terrestrial plane will certainly be complimented by the Sativa species.  However, in those in-between moments, you must find your chill and calm with the Indica species.  Those within your canna-fam may not appreciate you bouncing off the walls as you anticipate the next stoney adventure around the corner.  Find your inner chill in those stagnant moments waiting for the next trip, and unleash your bright energy when you finally get to those anticipated moments.

Finally stoner Gemini, I have a helpful tool that will assist you in all facets of the second Spring month.  It’s time to take up journaling!  Not only will you be able to document the grand adventures of April, hunting secret smoke spots with your best buds, but it will also give you something to submerge yourself into during those chill idle moments at home.  Perhaps this new habit of journaling will lead to progressive breakthroughs for yourself, and perhaps it will help you recount your stoney adventures to future smoke circles.  No matter the result, I’m sure you will have plenty to fill those pages!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Capricorn this April is all about letting go of negativity, toking time with the cannafam, and embarking on your next great journey. As an instinctual go-getter who appreciates predictability, these strange times are not likely jiving well with your natural energy. I know it has been difficult for you, but load the bowl, breathe deep, and relax. Complaining about your problems doesn’t make them go away, it only clouds your focus on the solution. Instead, load the stash jar, grab your favorite travel piece, and get going! 

My stoner Sea-Goat, the first full month of Spring begs you to spend time with your closest cannabis companions. With the help of some sweet sensimilla, and the encouragement of your canna-fam, you will be reminded of your worth on the terrestrial plane. The cosmos is offering you the opportunity to take your finger off the self-sabotage button, and make some serious decisions in your life. Toke some time early in the month for a solo meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Execute this contemplative smoke session before making any harsh judgement calls.  Look deep within yourself for the motivation to make these changes my stubborn Sea-Goat. Are they coming from a place of self-love or are they fear based? It’s time to blow the negativity out like you would the perfect hit from your favorite piece. It has served its purpose and no longer belongs to you. Let it go.

Stoner Capricorn your work sphere requires flexibility this month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to rise high above the playing field to see all the pieces in play.  This cannabis infused third eyesight will help you adjust to objects and problems in motion.  Without subtle adjustments, you are doomed to repeat the same result.  Things will get better, but you have to be ready and willing to put in the effort. Own your power of manifestation stoner Capricorn. Let the cosmos, and the sacred herb guide you towards great things.  

The Universe is working behind the scenes, and fully supports you in all your endeavors. Make sure your stash jar is loaded with a variety of cannabis strains this month, and be prepared for a metamorphosis of body, mind, and spirit.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Cancer it’s only April, but already you’ve accomplished more than some people can hope to achieve in an entire year. While there is always more to be done, a higher level to be reached, or promotion to be earned, it is also important to take time to reflect upon and celebrate your successes. What’s the point of grinding as hard as you do if you don’t enjoy the rewards. With spring in full swing, and the days heating up, it’s time to get outdoors; to take in the greenery blossoming all around, and toke up the greens in your pipe. Stoner Cancer, if you are simply feeling too energized, and don’t think you can slow your roll, then at least switch paths, and take the scenic route. 

You are not one who usually craves attention in the workplace my incorrigible Crab. Most days you are happy to let others take center stage while you work behind the scenes.  But this month, don’t sell yourself short. Take the kudos when they’re given, and credit when credit is due. In fact, your coworkers are likely to elect you as the chief-kief-in-command for the big projects. Are you up for the task? Of course you are stoner Cancer!  But, balance will determine how high you will fly. Being able to identify when you are ready to grind in high gear, or when you need to set aside extra time for extended smoke sessions, will help you to maintain a steady and productive pace throughout the month. As long as you keep your mind grounded, and your spirit high, you will be able to ensure that you and the crew are ready to blaze the trails of success.

Stoner Cancer, the smell of the sweet sensimilla won’t be the only thing permeating the atmosphere this month.  There will be romance in the air also.  If you already have that extra special cannabis companion, now is the time to make efforts to show them that you care. Remember stoner Cancer, it doesn’t have to be over-the-top; maybe make them their favorite munchies, and watch their favorite movie; or perhaps a surprise picnic at their favorite smoke spot.  If you are a single stoner Cancer, you are certain to cross paths, and pass the chronic with new and amazing token’ terrestrial astronauts.  And whether romantic, or platonic, relationships grow from these encounters, they are sure to be the kind of people with whom you would gladly share your top shelf stash!

Aries Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Aries April looks to be a tale of two strains, marked by the New Moon on the 11th.  It is months like this we are reminded of the bipolar nature of the two most popular cannabis species.  Most importantly, how we can use them to curate our own sacred terrestrial experience.

The start of April finds your usually vibrant and excitable nature much more subdued and turned inward. This may be difficult for you my stoner Ram, but this time of self-reflection will help you get in touch with your intuition. Load the stash jar with a heavy hitting Indica, toke some time for yourself, and allow your mind to wander. With a bit of thoughtful meditation, and the help of some sweet Sinsemilla, you will likely encounter a few eureka moments during the first two weeks of the month.  All this introspective thought will be useful for when things start moving faster in the second half of April.

In contrast Stoner Aries, the pace of life will increase after the New Moon on the 11th.  This period beckons for extroversion, and time with your smoke circle companions.  So pack the travel piece with a bright sacred Sativa strain, grab the canna-crew, and head out for an endo-excursion.  A perfectly packed bowl or rolled joint of an energetic Sativa strain will give you and the ganja gang an extra boost of inspiration. Now is the time to do the things you’ve been planning during the early introspective stage of the month. Just remember, moderation is key this month my stoner Ram. It will be very tempting to go wild, but if you set your priorities straight, you’re sure to reap the rewards. There will be nothing that can stop you during this moon cycle as long as you’re putting in the work. There will be time and energy to do it all.  Stoner Aries make it a point to puff puff pass the inspiration you’ve found this month to your closest partners in chronic. They will appreciate the fresh bud and inspirational perspective.

Stoner Aries, be your own cannabis curator this month, and seek balance through the sacred herb. Use the right sacred tool for the right moment, and watch the blessings wash over you throughout April and beyond.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Aquarius the second month of Spring will bring nothing but good vibes. A sense of comfort, safety, and security will fill you like the perfect hit of our sacred herb from your favorite piece. Settle into the warm cozy feelings washing over you my stoner Water-Bearer.  Now is the time to focus on the here and now.  Don’t let the mistakes of the past, or worries of the future, cloud the blessings the cosmos is offering in this moment. It’s called the present for a reason, stoner Aquarius; so pack the bowl, breathe deep, and graciously accept the gifts currently in front of you.

Stoner Aquarius, this month is going to reward all the hard work you’ve been putting in with some much needed time to relax. Solo smoke sessions should be a priority.  Load the stash jar with your favorite strain, and toke some time to process everything that is happening. An essential aspect of self-care this month will include endo-excursions in nature.  Meditating with the sacred herb while enjoying the majesty of our terrestrial mother will help you appreciate the positive energy all around you.

Stoner Aquarius another important aspect to April will be your internal confidence.  Continue to follow your intuition.  Set realistic long term expectations in the work sphere, and focus on teamwork with the canna-crew. Be mindful and present with positivity at heart.  Instead of getting upset with somebody who failed to meet a deadline or couldn’t do the job up to your standards, ask them how you can help. You are naturally a good collaborator.  Remind your partners in chronic that you are all on the same team. Future periods may become more challenging; so take April as the calm before the storm. Being on top of your schedule will be pivotal if you want to overcome your limitations my stoner Water-Bearer. You may have a tendency to rush through things, but it’s important this month to remember that great things take a while to come to fruition. It’s for that reason that we all must learn to enjoy the here and now. 

Virgo Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Virgo the transition to Spring will find a wonderfully positive influence from our grand celestial bodies.  The particular positive push from the universe will combine well with your natural stoner tendencies and traits.  Compounding this positive combination will be the impact felt in both the personal and work spheres.

Alright my practical stoner Virgin, the cosmos will be sending waves of creativity to accentuate your logical hard working spirit this month.  March will be the perfect time to break into the staples of your sacred stash jar.  Granddaddy Purple or Jack Herer cannabis strains will ease internal tensions, and allow your sacred herbal assistant to act as divining rod between the cosmic creative influence of the celestial bodies, and your terrestrial ambitions.  Use your medicated meditative smoke sessions in March as a catalyst to find creative inspiration with positive impact in both the personal and work spheres.

Stoner Virgo your logical nature can mute your emotional communications.  In the first 20 days of March, the creative influence of the cosmos will help find new ways to express yourself to your cannabis companions and close partners in chronic.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring deep internal feelings to the surface, and share them with the canna-fam.  With personal growth come personal rewards!

This cosmic creative push will bring a new tool to your work arsenal stoner Virgo.  Toke time for solo smoke sessions away from the work setting to contemplate problems and obstacles.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions will uncover out-of-the-box pathways that could unlock doors to future progress within the economic machinery.

Stoner Virgo March 20th marks the Spring Equinox, and the beginning of a new astrological year.  This transition may bring about contemplation of spiritual and philosophical aspects of our terrestrial world.  This introspection will be a wonderful finish to the creative push of March.  Once again your sacred herbal assistant will help you dive deep into yourself; not to answer philosophical dilemmas, but to ask the right questions.  After this thought provoking productive month, you will transition into the new astrological year with a new way to see the future.  Here’s to puff puff passing productive progress.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Taurus the Spring season starts out with great expectations!  March will find you feeling even more charismatic than usual.  The universe will send waves of positivity within the sphere of the canna-fam, and your future plans. No need to stampede to any decisions though my rambunctious stoner Bull; just roll one up, breath deep, and let things be. Now is the time for planning rather than rushing.  

Stoner Taurus positive vibes abound this month! March will bring with it a sort of ease regarding your relationship with close cannabis companions. With very little effort, you should be able to ride a charming wave of kindness, and generosity. Lean into this feeling by loading the stash jar with plenty to share, and invite your smoke circle to inhale the perspective expanding blessings of the sacred herb. Ride the positive waves of the cosmos, and a perfectly packed bowl, to contemplate what it is you are truly passionate about; especially when it comes to your closest cannabis companions, and your dreams for the future. 

But, be forewarned my stoner Bull: March calls for you to put down the pipe while grinding in the work sphere. Medicated smoke sessions should be limited to after work hours only, as you may find yourself more spacey than usual. A nice balanced hybrid will bring you clarity without exacerbating the flighty feeling you may be fighting through the month of March. Communicate honestly with your corporate canna-crew, but remember not everyone shares your ideals stoner Taurus. We are all just like the sacred herb, no two strains are exactly alike, and why would we want them to be? Encourage individuality and innovation not only among your teammates, but within yourself too. That means you must approach your fellow corporate warriors with tact, and keep your horns protected. 

Remember stoner Taurus, the garden doesn’t produce fruit overnight.  We must plan and cultivate before we can harvest the rewards of our hard earned work. Simply go with the flow, and enjoy the burst of cosmically enhanced charisma emanating from within.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Scorpio the month of March sets up as a tale of two halves, split by the Spring Equinox on the 20th.  Celestial bodies will impart great influence on the stoner Scorpions of the world, but in dramatically different ways at different times.  Sit back, relax, and take tokes of the marijuana smoke; with help from your sacred herbal assistant, navigating these distinct periods will be as smooth as an ice chilled bong rip.

Get ready stoner Scorpio, the first two decades of March will be filled with a creative burst from the cosmos.  This surge of creative energy will be best served within personal spaces.  Find fun creative projects that enhance your living space.  The cannabis prescription for this phase before the 20th is a bit tricky.  Pure Sativa cannabis strains should be avoided.  Leaning into this creative cosmic vibe might turn the energetic cosmic influence into scatterbrained frustration.  However, a pure Indica strain of the sacred herb should also be avoided.  You certainly don’t want to waste this positive push by getting lost in a couch lock haze.  Therefore, find a true hybrid 50-50 strain to get the best of both worlds, and avoid the heavy influence of both worlds at the same time.

Stoner Scorpio, there is a bit more to the first two decades of the month.  The New Moon of the 13th marks an opportunity for new projects or fulfillment.  Toke time for planning and organizing before the New Moon, and then executing your grand design after the New Moon.

After the Spring Equinox of the 20th, the universal influence will remain energetic, but there will be a switch in focus from the personal sphere to the work sphere.  Be prepared to tackle all of your terrestrial missions.  This may seem daunting after a couple weeks of creative personal output, but you will have the energy from the universe in this exciting busy season to accomplish any task on your list.  I have two specific recommendations to keep you charging ahead.  First, maintain the integrity of your cosmic spacesuit with a healthy diet and exercise.  You will become an athlete tackling the to-do list within the economic machinery of our terrestrial world; you must take care of your physical body to maintain your performance.  Second the sacred herb should be utilized after the hard charge of the day is done to relax, and feel the blessings of the universe.  Make sure the stash jar is loaded with your favorite Indica strain for these moments.  Light one up, breathe in the natural relaxing influence of our sacred plant, and recharge your batteries for the next day’s battle.

You can have it all this month stoner Scorpio.  I’ll light a celebratory bowl to that!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Sagittarius the late great Bob Marley told us, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” So my stoner Archer, spark one up and settle in, this month will start out with an introspective influence. As the month marches on, the cosmos will open the doors for fun within the personal sphere. 

The month begins with a focus on home, both physical and emotional. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to connect with your inner self.  Communicate with your sensitive and compassionate internal drivers through medicated meditative smoke sessions.  This will help you think and feel deeply about matters that mean most to your cosmic existence. Lean into this sacred exercise to get your home and personal sphere to a place where you feel comfortable. 

Stoner Sag, now is the time to get plans laid in relation to your daily work routines. You will feel persistent energy, and a dose of determination throughout March. Load the stash jar with bright Sativas my stoner Archer, and aim your arrow towards future plans. Enjoy this energy, and focus on getting things sorted out, and set in place. Toke time with the sacred herb; release a burst of imagination.  With the sacred herbal assistant, look at things in a new light and make plans. It’s the perfect time to make that business deal, or cement that new partnership you’ve been considering. Get creative, find the joy in your everyday life, and let your positivity flow.

Stoner Sagittarius March will likely find you with a lot of energy to communicate and engage with matters relating to the broader smoke circle, cannabis companions, and even frenemies.  Use your spiritedness to communicate persuasively and with charisma. All things are possible when you are sharing the magic of the sacred herb with fellow terrestrial astronauts.

March will be quite progressive stoner Sag.  With the right Cannabis prescription at the right moments, and the right internal contemplation mixed with a stony influence, everything should fall in place.  It’s all within you stoner Sag.

Libra Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Libra March is all about your personal sphere. This month calls for a stash jar full of light hybrids that allow for deep, but focused introspective musings. Approach matters related to work and health with delicacy, and trust your intuition. No need for big changes this month stoner Libra.  Just like the sacred herb, a little planning goes a long way.  

My stoner Libra, March will offer you a burst of passion regarding your personal sphere. Load your stash jar with a lively hybrid cannabis strain, and persuade your closest partners in chronic to discuss profound subjects like life, spirituality, and our place in the cosmos. The canna-fam will revel in your creative spirit, and you’ll feel better having shared your originality with the smoke circle. Let your eccentric ideas flow like blowing out the perfect hit, slow and easy. Though don’t forget stoner Libra, to toke time for solo meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  Harness the positive waves of courage and energy being sent through the universe to clear any mental cobwebs left over from the cold winter months.   

Stoner Libra, the first month of Spring brings you an extra punch of imagination and creativity in the work sphere. Take this opportunity to approach things from a fresh perspective, and with renewed relish. This month will breathe new life into your previous efforts regarding work relationships. Communicate openly, but keep your stash jar closed until you get home and shed your corporate armor. This month requires a clear head while navigating the economic machinery of our terrestrial world.  

Spring will start with the focus on yourself and your canna-fam. Avoid heavy indica strains this month, and instead load your favorite piece with a bright hybrid to solidify the flood of new ideas coming your way, without the fear of couch lock. Stoner Libra the warmth of the impending Spring season will only add to the good vibes emanating from you. 

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Pisces March marks the official start of spring:  The season of rebirth, regrowth, and new beginnings. For some it is a welcomed time; one where they can reimagine themselves, shed old tendencies, and plant seeds for more healthy habits. But, not everyone will be as prepared as others for this time of transition and transformation. This month you should expect some of your closest cannabis companions who experience trouble to turn to you for calm and comfort. Don’t worry stoner Pisces, you aren’t expected to fix everything for everyone. While some people will seek advice and reassurance, others will benefit just by being in your presence. Even the simple act of sharing a bowl of the sacred herb, together in silence, can help to lift their spirits. 

Stoner Pisces, even though you are sharing your energy and optimism with those around you, you will be in no short supply of motivation and momentum to tackle your own to-do list. The cosmos has no surprises or chaos in store for you during this time, only sunshine and clear skies. Now is the time to plan more ambitious projects for the coming months. With the days growing longer, you will have more time to grind, and work on long term goals. Just be mindful of your work-life balance. Remember that you can do both my stoney Fish, smoke tough and still get stuff done. There’s nothing more satisfying than reaching the next milestone in the long journey toward greater success. Nothing of course, other than celebrating said achievements with your favorite herb and the canna crew.  Toke time to share celebratory bowls, reflecting on a job well done, and preparing for the next phase once the smoke clears. 

Stoner Pisces, maybe it’s because you are in your own zodiac season in March, but you can expect smooth swimming throughout the month. As long as you don’t make waves for yourself, you will be able to float along the cosmic river of life in peace, and with few obstacles. While you will be up for the task of being the sharing and caring one amongst your smoke circle, it will be important you don’t overlook your own self-care.  Even if it’s one night a week you set aside for solo smoke sessions – just you, your favorite pipe, and your top-shelf stash – make it happen. These meditative moments of peace and calm by yourself will keep your own spirit high, and ready to lift up others even higher. 

Leo Stoner Horoscope March

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Be prepared for an interesting start to the Spring season stoner Leo.  The month of March will bring with it a sense of tranquility amongst your cannabis companions. The cold winter months are nearly over, and with the warmer weather comes even warmer relationships. Though be forewarned, stoner Lion, the entrance to Spring will begin with your mind on heavier topics such as debts, and material possessions. Fear not stoner Leo, with a perfectly packed bowl and stress relieving tokes, all will be well. 

The end of the winter season brings peace and harmony within your smoke circle my stoner Lion. The cosmos is blessing you with even more charisma and charm than usual. Your persuasive nature will be highlighted throughout March, and you’ll find yourself particularly diplomatic this month. Stoner Leo, use this energy, and a well stocked stash jar to communicate your more eccentric ideas to your closest cannabis companions. Gather your partners in chronic together for an endo-excursion. Go on a hike or plan a picnic. Just get outside and combust the sacred herb with your ganja gang. Share your favorite smoke spots, and puff puff pass the good vibes.  With positive cosmic waves, and a proactive approach to smoke circle expansion, this month will see your pride grow to an even higher level.

Stoner Leo March will likely have you focused on monetary matters. Now is the time to use your powers of intuition, and a few meditative solo smoke sessions, to address any issues related to debt, and material possessions. Perhaps your gut is telling you to focus on something in particular, go with it!  Sit down with your corporate canna-crew and bounce ideas off one another. Your success on this terrestrial plane is only limited by your own efforts and imagination.

So stoner Lion, grab your traveling piece, a fresh jar of your favorite cannabis strain, and a few of your closest partners in chronic, and get to wandering. Alone, you are determined and adventurous, but aligned with your best buds, you and your canna-crew prove to be an unstoppable force!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Gemini you can expect March to be a double header: Grinding hard in the early days then slowing your roll to focus on peace and relaxation. It is recommended during the ‘work hard’ phase that you put down the pipe, or at least keep it at home. No one is saying that you have to give up the ganja completely stoner Gemini. But, the best advice to offer is this: Know when to hold’em, and know when to smoke ‘em. Keeping cannabis consumption and work separate will ensure you make notable growth in both your career and personal realms. 

At work, a clear head will not only increase efficiency, it will help you to avoid confusion when communicating with your coworkers. Attention to detail will be especially crucial to maintaining forward and upward momentum. This keen observation also means keeping an eye on how your peers are feeling. It’s not babysitting stoner Gemini, but during this period you will be called upon to lead the team through the more complicated projects; and at times, to simply be an encouraging voice. Your charm and creative brain will help reassure those you work with that together, you can, and will, get the job done. But, don’t worry stoner Gemini! Smoke-free only applies to the nine-to-five grind, or on-the-clock hours. Free time and weekends are, and always will be, four-twenty friendly. 

Stoner Gemini, by the middle of the month, it will be time to pivot to the play hard and puff hard portion of March. Instead of focusing your efforts outward to creating a better cosmos, turn your third eye sight inward, and invest your contemplative energy in yourself. This doesn’t mean something is wrong, or you need to start reading self-help books, stoner Gemini. Rather think of this time as a season for self-discovery. Whether you are tokin’ solo, or a part of a hazy smoke circle, light up and dive deep. My stoner Twin, you may already know your passions; what makes you curious, and what inspires you. But, what are you doing to pursue, or manifest, those dreams? It only takes one step to begin your journey.  Just one spark to fire up a sweet smoky bowl. So, light one up stoner Gemini, and blaze ahead to where you really want to be.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Capricorn, spring is finally here!  After a long winter spent tokin’ tough from the cozy comfort of your couch, the prospect of traveling somewhere further than the kitchen to cure your most recent case of the munchies seems exhilarating. The days are getting longer, the weather is heating up, but growing also is a serious case of wanderlust. Don’t feel bad stoner Capricorn, not everyone will be down to brave the crisp days of March, but some of your more adventurous cannabis companions will be ready to join you for all of your endo-excursions. Whether you head to your favorite smoke spots, or set out to discover the most undisturbed vistas, when you are with your best buds with plenty of good greens, the journey will be just as serene and smokey as reaching the final destination.

Stoner Capricorn, your persistence in the workplace will result in big payoffs this month. Of course nothing is guaranteed, but you are definitely on an upward trajectory, and the sky’s the limit. Your enthusiasm and optimism will be contagious amongst your peers. But, with everyone’s energy levels elevated, it will be important to work to maintain clear and open lines of communication. Excitement can turn into tension if somebody’s intentions are misunderstood.  Even the most competent team can swing from a successful streak to suffering setbacks if everyone isn’t on the same page. Stoner Capricorn, if you are allowed to work in a 420 friendly environment, you and your coworkers should set aside time to take tokes and share notes. These cannabis infused work sessions can be a catalyst for inspiration, and a higher level of creative thought.

My smoky Sea-Goat, March will remind you that home really is where the heart is. Whether you’re racking up miles on one of your many stoney adventures, or just hanging out hotboxing the living room with the canna fam, you will spread smiles to all those you encounter. While the 20th marks the official start of the new season, you don’t have to wait until then to begin your Spring cleaning. It can be something as small as a new tapestry, or a complete overhaul of your wardrobe, but you should curate your surroundings to reflect your inner workings. And for this month stoner Capricorn, you are strictly good vibes only!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Cancer, the month of March will begin intensely. Every emotion will be felt more deeply and vividly. Yes, the lows might be more draining, but this also means the highs will be all the more exhilarating.  It might sound daunting at first, but being the ever compassionate stoner Crab you are, you will be ready for any extra feels the cosmos might bring. But, if at any time you do feel like you’re approaching your limit, take a pause, toke a puff, and find your peace. It is advised you avoid Sativa cannabis strains this month, and stick to Indica or hybrids. Stoner Cancer, you will already be vibrating at a higher frequency in March so you definitely won’t need any additional stimulation. Instead, find strains that will help you stay grounded, and centered amidst the swirling solar winds.

Stoner Cancer, your first instinct might be to hide your heightened sensitivity in the workplace. Instead of avoiding your emotions, embrace them and channel them into creative and productive outlets. Throughout the month, your dedication and determination will be noticed by your higher ups, and your analytical skills will be sought out by your peers to help solve the tough problems. Inspiration can strike at any time, so keep your notebook at the ready. Some of the best troubleshooting can happen while off the clock. You might find you do some of your best brainstorming in the quiet of your smoke filled living room; just you, your favorite bong, and a fresh bowl of the sacred sensimilla. 

This month, be the chronic-loving Crab with a plan stoner Cancer. As long as you know where your final destination is, it will be okay if you have to take a few detours along the way. In fact, with the days growing longer, you’ll have more time to take the scenic route. Just make sure you have all the necessary supplies before you embark on your next adventure. Grab your favorite toke tool, make sure your stash jar is full, rally the partners-in-chronic, and get to blazing new trails!. Summer will be here before you know it stoner Cancer. Seek out new smoke spots now, so when the weather does finally heat up, you and the canna crew will know all the best places to light up.

Aries Stoner Horoscope March

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Happy early birthday stoner Aries! The universe will rain blessings of positivity in the first Spring month.  With a mindful third eye toward your sacred strain selections, an internal conversation with your inner voice, and a canna-collaborative attitude at work, progress and success are assured.

Stoner Aries March is offering you the perfect opportunity to delve deep into your sense of self, and your place, on our terrestrial plane. Load the stash jar with a balanced hybrid, toke some time with your feelings, and explore those things you’ve kept hidden from yourself. But be forewarned stoner Aries: Try not to let the smoke cloud your progress. Now is not the time to be self-defeating while in your introspective space. The cosmos is blessing you with some much needed confidence and courage to change things. Harness this energy my stoner Ram.

In the work sphere this month, channel your bravery, self-starting attitude, action-oriented perspective, and natural ability to lead. Stoner Aries, March is calling for you to put the contemplative efforts of the last few months into action. If possible, sit down with your corporate canna crew this month and puff puff pass inspiration. It’s time to get things done, so make sure to choose a light and bright Sativa dominant species this month within work focused smoke sessions. You’ll want to avoid couchlock at all costs, and instead use the sacred herb as a catalyst to put thoughts into action regarding your place within the economic machine. You have the power to create the perfect space within the daily grind; so get to it!

March will offer two different perspectives, stoner Ram. Personal moments of meditative smoke sessions will require a balanced hybrid to break up the busyness of the work sphere, while a Sativa dominant strain of the sacred herb within the economic machine will help you harness the innovative and original energy the cosmos is offering. Make sure smoke sessions are centered around open and honest communication with the canna-fam, as well as yourself. Stoner Aries, this unreserved sincerity will illuminate the path to peace and tranquility throughout March.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Aquarius those who know you may call you many things: Independent, cleverly quirky, determined, and assertive. One word that will never be used to describe is conformist. No, you dance to the beat of your own unique drum. You blaze the smoky trails others are too unimaginative or too timid to traverse. Be sure to plan out the itinerary for your March travels early in the month. Although you are a spontaneous, and a free-spirited wild child, your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts may not always be so adventurous. As long as your partners in chronic know where they’re strolling, and know what you’re smoking, they will be down to brave the trip with you. 

My stoner Water-Bearer, you don’t have to wait for the new season to make meaningful moves. If you’ve been contemplating a career change, or applying for a position higher up in your current company, go for it! You have the intellect, charm, and ability to make it to the next level; and help to raise up the rest of the team too. Even if you are feeling good with where you are in your career stoner Aquarius, there’s nothing wrong with a side hustle to help you earn a little more green. Whether your motivation is more money, or simply the satisfaction of creating something, you have the potential this month to turn your passion projects into profit. Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your place in the grand scheme of our economic machine.  While your creative energy might be at an all time high, and you have an abundance of ideas you could pursue, pick your top two or three ideas, and focus on those. If you don’t narrow your focus, and actually start creating, you may reach the end of the month with nothing to show but daydreams and big ideas.  

Stoner Aquarius you will feel your energy and optimism swell until they finally overflow on the Spring equinox. The last ten days of March you might find yourself overwhelmed, but in a good way. With so many ideas for creative endeavors, and seemingly infinite desire to manifest them, don’t forget to make time to just unwind. Lighting up a fresh bowl with your closest cannabis companions can help to calm the mind, and restore the spirit. And those hazy conversations in smoke filled rooms at night may just spark clear inspiration for your next grand undertaking ahead.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Virgo can you direct change within a consistent routine?  Can you build a house within a home?  The February time period will flow naturally toward your stoner strengths:  Consistency, Diligence, and Heart.  Keep the stash jar loaded stoner Virgo.  This month is full of complex puzzles you are sure to enjoy, especially with your herbally enhanced third eye vision.

Diligence within routine and work ethic are monumental strengths of the stoner Virgo.  However, a singular focus on task mastery can leave the stoner Virgin without general navigation.  Universal influence in February will bring winds of change to this realm of Virgo strength.  But understand that this change is not in action, but in direction.  Throughout the month, you must toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your navigational drives.  Use the sacred herb to fly high above the terrestrial plane.  Seek out a wider perspective.  Follow the trail of daily tasks, and see where they lead.  Ahhh yes stoner Virgo, with your third eye vision fully engaged, now you can adjust where your daily diligence will lead you.

As you look up from the task list to find your direction, you should also toke time to recognize the foundation of familial support you have created.  Cosmic influence in February is one of perspective.  As it relates to cannabis companions and the broader smoke circle, you will find strength in appreciation.  Perhaps the daily grind on the task list has decoupled the connection with your stoner family.  February is a great opportunity to recognize the bonds within your canna fam.  This simple recognition and appreciation will help to strengthen green trichomes that bond the smoke circle together. 

I don’t have a specific cannabis strain to help guide you stoner Virgo.  The most important cannabis prescription for February is consistent smoke sessions.  From this task you will find perspective, both in your daily drives, and in matters of the heart.  Never forget, all the spheres of life are connected.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Taurus, you may find yourself feeling exceptionally sensitive this month. It might be a strange sensation at first, but just because something is unexpected doesn’t mean it should be unwelcome. Lean in and take the opportunity to spend quality time tokin’ with your partners in chronic. It is these moments when you are allowed to let your thoughts get a little hazy.  Let loose and be honest with those who may laugh, but will never judge. So light one up and let yourself ponder your future hopes, and highest ambitions, with the help of your best buds, and some of that sweet sensimilla. February will be a month for the stoner Taurus to communicate openly, and find balance between intellect and emotion. 

My stoner Bull, be mindful that the New Moon of the 11th may have you feeling off kilter. Don’t worry; smoke about it, then forget about it. The immediate discomfort you feel now will certainly be worth the stability you’re building toward. Innovation, not perfection, is your goal during February. You may feel inclined to keep things the same, and simply go with the flow, but this is a month of progressive thinking. When you’re off the clock, puff, puff and pass the sacred herb on a steady schedule. But, apply a clear and level headed mind in all matters of career this month. Inspiration may strike at any time; however it will take intentional effort, and precise implementation, to manifest aspirations into tangible results. 

Your relationships this month will test your usually stoic and steady nature. It can be a good thing to get a little out of your comfort zone. And it’s okay stoner Taurus if it takes some time getting used to; that just means more meditative smoke sessions are in your future. Breath deep and inhale the magic of the perspective-expanding sacred herb. The more often you open your stash jar, the more you will find yourself immersed in ever elevated and open conversation. Sit down with your cannabis companions, dig deep into your hopes and dreams, and share them with each other. Stoner bull, let the sacred herb tear down your walls, and reveal a more enlightened you.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Scorpio the final Winter month brings an early warm breeze of creativity to the personal sphere.  Fill your sacred stash jar with a variety of cannabis strains.  This cosmic breeze of creativity will impact the stoner Scorpio both outwardly and internally.  Both internal analysis and external vision will be amplified by smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

Refresh and revamp stoner Scorpio!  Seek out creative endeavors within your physical personal space.  Is it time to try something new?  Perhaps a project that has been lingering in the back of your head?  The final Winter month is the perfect time to improve your personal space.  Perhaps this will be a kick start into the coming Spring season.  Use the creative enhancement of the sacred herb to guide your action at home.  Target the New Moon of the 11th.  Plan out a staycation with your favorite cannabis strain, and your tools of creative manifestation.  You might find that during all this outward activity within your physical space, great work might unfold internally.  Sink deep into this creative smoke session.  Whereas the focus might be on your physical space, it could be internal house cleaning that benefits you the most.

Last month I wrote about the powerful sting of the stoner Scorpion.  The danger continues into the February time period.  You don’t want to injure your cannabis companions or close members of the canna-fam.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to chill out and gain perspective before striking out with your powerful sting in moments of anger or frustration.  By the Full Moon of the 27th, internal emotions will change.  A new period will bring new organization and attitudes toward the inner smoke circle.  Find your chill with the sacred herb until the Full Moon stoner Scorpio; your cannabis companions will thank you.

These internal efforts to cleanse, modify, or improve your internal space can be daunting and exhausting.  Toke time to reward yourself for these efforts.  Mid month, cut time out in the schedule for a solo smoke session just for you.  Find joy in a personal activity.  Let out the frustrations of life as a terrestrial astronaut with personal motion.  Dance, paint, build, write, or simply read a good book.  Take the time for self to push out energy and emotion into something you enjoy.

Self improvement all starts from personal action.  Go!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to wait until Summer to find a season of love. The weather might be chilly, but interpersonal relationships are heating up this month. However, this does not apply exclusively to romantic endeavors. Sometimes the most profound connections we share can be with our strictly platonic partners in chronic. As long as you keep the peace pipe packed and an open ear, you will create a warm and inviting space where all your cannabis companions feel comfortable and at home.

This February, when it comes to matters of career, deliberate and steadfast is the name of the game stoner Sag. Even if your progress is slow to grow, as long as it is steady, you are headed in the right direction. Don’t be afraid to explore what others might at first see as half-baked ideas. If you are willing to share your rough drafts, your peers will be willing to help you refine them. Brainstorming sessions and meditative musings with the sacred herb early in the month will result in the manifestation of tangible results by the end of February. But, it is your naturally passionate and charming stoner traits that will inspire your peers; your determined attitude and your encouraging words which will motivate them to put in the work. This balanced approach of both nature and nurture will create the necessary environment to ensure the seeds of your ideas fully bloom into measurable results.

Stoner Sagittarius you will find that February is all about complimenting your naturally optimistic outlook, and far-out style, with open communication and progressive thinking. Gathering together your canna fam to share the contents of a well stocked stash jar will create an enlightened environment where new perspectives are sparked, and where everyone feels free to share even the most secretive things on their minds. So keep the conversation burning stoner Sag. Roll one or two up, and let your cannabis companions puff, puff, pass you the inspiration you’ve been seeking to write or talk about those inner musings you’ve kept under wraps for far too long.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Pisces, the month begins in the shadow of Mercury in retrograde. This means little things that would not normally get to you could feel like full fledged crisis. You may even find yourself becoming annoyed by your closest partners in chronic. Their quirks you usually find endearing, might cause you to tear out your hair. My stoner Fish, keep in mind your own emotional response to others as you move through February. If things do get tense between you and a cannabis companion, don’t be afraid to take a break. Grab your favorite piece, top shelf buds, and find a quiet place to toke alone. Solo smoke sessions are not just recommended, they will be required for this month stoner Pisces. It can be nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes you just need to spend time by yourself; to relax, recreate with the reefer, and reflect on what is really causing you grief. 

With all the confusion being magnified by peculiar planetary processes, it will take extra effort in the work sphere, and acute attention to detail to keep daily operations running smoothly. Stoner Pisces as long as you and the team keep lines of communication open and honest, you will be able to avoid misunderstandings and unnecessary setbacks. At work, put down the pipe. At least until you make it through to the last week of February, work should be a strictly smoke-free zone. A bowl or two at home in the evenings can help you unwind and process the events of the day. But, when you’re on the clock, you will need a fresh mind to troubleshoot unexpected issues, and the resolve to make sure the job gets done right.

Stoner Pisces the early days of the month might be overstimulated, filled with more intense emotions than even you are prepared for. But, keep calm and smoke on. By the middle of the month the cosmos will bring you renewed resolve and your emotions will return to more manageable levels. Don’t squander this windfall of creative energy. Moments spent alone, meditating with the sacred herb, can also be an opportunity to muse and let your imagination wander. Once you have rediscovered your cosmic groove, and you’re ready to rejoin the social smoke scene, your cannabis companions will be excited to see you, and all of your fresh, stoney creations.

Libra Stoner Horoscope February

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What a month February will be stoner Libra!  Although the weather may be cool in the final Winter month, there will be plenty of opportunities to warm your heart.  Celestial bodies will send a positive wave of warm influence that accentuates the natural creative outlets for the stoner justice warrior.  Load up the stash jar with Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  This month is going to be a cacophony of creative constructs. 

Seek out moments that bring you joy stoner Libra.  Whether it be your bong and some beats, a paintbrush and a joint, or a trivia night with pints and dabs, put yourself in position to enjoy creative and connected moments on the terrestrial plane.  Why not do it all?  There is no restraint or warnings from too many good times in the final Winter month.  Also keep in mind this creative cannabis prescription for February should not be contained to solo smoke outs.  Seek these creative moments with cannabis companions and the broader canna fam.  The biggest joy are the moments spent together.

Stoner Libra this positive cosmic influence toward creative moments and passion projects will have the most strength and power after the New Moon of the 11th.  But as wonderful as my words have been about this creative prescription, I do have two warnings to keep you keen on success:

First, keep a watchful eye on spending.  Finding joy in cannabis inspired creative and connected moments does not come with a price tag.  Celestial bodies have aligned in a way that could leave you open to financial worry.  Don’t exacerbate the potential financial stress with over spending.  These moments of joy are free, don’t chase them with money or try to purchase them with debt.  

Second, this warm cosmic breeze of creative influence does not come with an engine of manifestation.  Connected moments with the canna crew will not magically pop up in your social feed stoner Libra.  You have to seek out and find these joyous occasions.  Be sure to pack the stash box with pure Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  Toke time to self before the New Moon of the 11th to actively contemplate and make plans with your cannabis companions.  The universe may favor activities after the New Moon, but that doesn’t mean you can’t dream them and plan them out before the date.

I can’t wait to see, listen, or read your creative inspiration stoner Libra.  Just remember, “Don’t forget to bring a towel.”

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Leo what a magical time to be alive.  Opportunity is only as far away as desire will take you.  February will be a progressive month for the stoner Lion in ways that match the stoner traits of the leader of the stoner Zodiac.

Universal influence will benefit the connected stoner Leo.  However, this support will not extend far from home.  Toke time to assess the partners in chronic that are close to the center of the smoke circle.  It is in these relationships where the most impact will be felt in the final Winter month.  This progressive impact will come in both the personal and work sphere.  The sacred herb can be used with a two pronged approach to create the most positive impact.  

First, toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a third eye enhancement.  Rise high above the terrestrial plane, see the broad landscape of life, and how you and your closest cannabis companions relate to each other.  Again, this should be applied both personally and professionally.  It is from this medicated meditative smoke session that you will gain the wisdom of direction, and inspiration of leadership.

Second, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring your cannabis companions onto your wavelength so they can see your vision.  This second action may be more difficult, but with positive cosmic influence, your own natural communication and leadership skills, and the connected help of the sacred herb, it should be well within your means.  Remember stoner Leo, you are sharing your vision and vibration, not imposing it.

I know you aren’t all about the woo, and the mystical underpinnings of our terrestrial existence stoner Leo.  But this month carries a subtle frequency from the universe that will open your eyes to supernatural aspects of our connected worlds that usually go unnoticed.  Feel the connection stoner Leo, with your closest partners in chronic, and the invisible hand of our infinite world.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Gemini the last period was all about a self disciplined Positive Mental Attitude.  The February time period will assist this internal work with positive outward celestial influence.  If January was all about hard work internally, then February could be considered the period of pay-off.

Now don’t misinterpret stoner Gemini, action will still be required to receive the blessing of cosmic influence in the final Winter month.  But this action is your jam!  All cannabis strains are open this month.  The action required to find the flow of positive cosmic waves will be to lean into your creative passions.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to sink deep into your desired creative outlet.  Whether this passion is a learned project, or an adventure out on the terrestrial plane, seek opportunity to quench this passionate thirst.

Be forewarned stoner Gemini:  The blessings of February will drain the energy of your cosmic spacesuit.  This is not an ominous premonition.  Energy levels will have peaks and troughs like a wave form.  Your primary missions this month will require your focus and energy.  Therefore you must prepare yourself for the inevitable depressions in the wave of cosmic energy.  Although the cannabis recommendation is open for the month, be sure to have Sativa strains of the sacred herb on standby for the troughs of cosmic energy.  Lean into the helping hand of the sacred herb to rise high above any cosmic malaise.  After all, you have exciting things to do this month!

This is a progressive period for the stoner Twin.  The cannabis prescription may be open, but be sure to toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate what progress means to you.  Don’t just submerge yourself in a passion project in February.  Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate how this activity will lead you to the next station of life on our cosmic spaceship.  A happy person seizes the day.  A wise person creates more opportunities for days to seize in the future.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Capricorn this month you should pay extra close attention to your greens, both your herbal supplies and your bank account. You may be feeling confident and content with your current resources, but unexpected expenses can burn through your stash; so make sure you are actively adding to your reserves. If you aren’t sure how to up your savings game, consult a cannabis companion whose own financial finesse you admire, and whose advice you know you can trust. 

It will be crucial for a successful February that you get organized in the first week of the month stoner Capricorn. Your calendar is going to fill up quickly; and once you get moving, there’s no slowing down. Schedule some alone time during the early days of the month for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Even though the bud my be loud, seek quiet and calm in this medicated meditative moment.  Just you and the sweet sensimilla will help you gather your inner thoughts before you turn them into outward action.  Once you are ready to get down to the grind, seek out only those stoner sidekicks who you know can keep up with your busy pace. It will be best if you avoid those canna buddies that just want to light one up and lounge about, or who you know are prone to couchlock.

Stoner Capricorn you don’t have to slow your roll, but you will need to be patient with your peers at work this month. You may be feeling extra energetic, ready to finish one project and race ahead to the next. But, not everyone will always be able to match your light speed momentum. Remember that everyone is working towards the same goals. Instead of criticizing, communicate with positivity stoner Capricorn. If someone on the team is falling behind, find out how you can help get them back on track, and ready to move up to the next level.

Don’t let the whole month be all work and no play my ambitious Sea-Goat. While you should always strive for success and higher achievement, remember it’s okay to take a break. Not only does down time allow you the chance to light up a bowl of cannabis, it can be an opportunity to reflect on how far you’ve journeyed, and all the people you’ve encountered along the way. Stoner Capricorn, as long as you keep the kind buds close, and your cannabis companions even closer, every day will be another memorable page to add to your ever-stoney adventure.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Cancer, even though 2021 is well underway, you may still be feeling the weight of lingering obligations from the past weeks and months. The only way to lighten the load is to light one up and let things go. Finish up any outstanding obligations and worthwhile endeavors, and get back to the grind with a clean slate. Now is also a good time to go through the stash box, and get rid of any greens that have gone brown, or strains you know that you’ll never actually smoke. Whether it’s starting over with an updated to-do list, or purging your herbal supplies, February will offer the much needed reevaluation of projects and priorities.

Stoner Cancer don’t take any tensions in the workplace personally this month. While you may be party to the problem, it will be important to remember that everyone is experiencing heightened emotions during this time of cosmic miscommunication. The remedy to opposing viewpoints is open conversation and communal commitment to getting the job done. Not everyone has the same taste stoner Cancer. Some are team Indica, some are forever team Sativa. Just like your smoke sessions at home, it will be up to each member of the team to find their own preferences and strengths.  Blaze ahead until you’ve burned through all the work that needs to be done.

Stoner Cancer, even in the most tumultuous times, you will always be able to get by with a little help from your friends. Even if your coworkers question your motives, or if you doubt your abilities, you have partners in chronic who believe in you. Those in your inner smoke circle will always be ready to help you haze up the room and clear your mind. My feisty Crab, you will always be safe to explore life, the universe, and everything when in the presence of your closest cannabis companions. Whether your travels lead you to your favorite remote smokespot, or your journey is as far as your couch, you will always be ready for the next adventure when you have good greens and great company.

Aries Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Aries the Winter season will end with a focus on the future. Take solace in your canna-fam, and plenty of solo smoke sessions too. This month is going to find you in need of introspection, something that doesn’t necessarily come easy for you. A packed stash jar and self-analysis is necessary for growth my stoner Ram, but it won’t be helpful to choke on the things you feel you’ve done wrong. February is the month to break down those walls that you have put up against yourself.

Stoner Aries, everything related to your material possessions and money might feel like they are only barely trudging forward this month. However, remember that just like your favorite creeper cannabis strain, moving slowly is sometimes better than rushing ahead. The Full Moon falls on February 27th this month. Your natural search for perfection might be heightened during this time. It’s important my stoner Ram, to go easy on yourself, and use this Full Moon to remove excess from your life in areas of everyday work and service. Get your daily schedule in order, and you’ll feel altogether more in control.

Stoner Aries, you will feel empowered in areas relating to your partners in chronic. Use your forward-thinking attitude, and the energetic Sativa cannabis species, to empower your efforts in the personal sphere. Though I feel compelled to forewarn you my stoner Ram: Mercury is still moving retrograde until the 21st. The start of February may find you needing to reign in some of your usual tendencies to act on impulse. But fear not stoner Aries! The New Moon on February 11th will act as a breath of sweet herb-filled air. The New Moon event will offer an opportunity for a fresh start. Toke advantage of this energy to realign with what matters to you, and make plans for the future.

These cross winds of cosmic influence may cause some strain with your closest cannabis companions. If you find yourself being more irritable or grumpy than you are naturally, that’s perfectly okay; just remember to keep the stash jar full of that sweet sensimilla, and smoke your way to a cooler canna-head. With a little effort, and a packed bowl, you can manifest immense positivity on our terrestrial plane.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Oh happy day stoner Aquarius! It feels as if things have been aligning quite nicely since the start of this year. February 2021 begins in the middle of your birth season. Can you feel the universe blessing you? This is a great time to indulge in a few solo medicated meditative smoke sessions. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to shed new light on your personality, appearance, and sense of self. Sink deep within yourself, and listen to the wisdom of our terrestrial herbal guide.

Stoner Aquarius February is inviting you to be more creative. Toke time with the sweet sensimilla. Allow it to inspire you to establish the budget you’ve been contemplating, or perhaps even find a new way to earn money. As we near the end of the month, we officially bring the stoner Aquarius season to a close. This has likely left you feeling quite introspective with things relating to money and material possessions. Though you think about these terrestrial conundrums often stoner Water-Bearer, you rarely speak of them outwardly. Open yourself up to the possibilities as the winds of change blow through the clouds of smoke this month. Perhaps you need a solo endo-excursion to gain the perfect perspective. As February comes to a close, the full moon on the 27th will provide illumination to the path ahead. This bright light will enable matters surrounding your life force, spiritual transformations, and other mystical topics to feel much more easily discussed. This is the perfect time to load the peace pipe, get organized, and shed the excess weight you may be holding regarding any past debts, or misunderstandings with your cannabis companions. 

Stoner Aquarius, things relating to your home and domestic life may feel as if they are creeping along much more slowly than you’d like. Try not to worry. Instead, toke time to breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and apply reasonable expectations. Doing so will allow you to think outside the box, and innovate, while keeping your stoner wanderings intellectual and on point. You’ll likely find yourself capable of changing things up without becoming too emotionally invested. This is precisely what you need right now. So, stoner Water-Bearer, spark one up, take charge, and watch the good vibes and great ideas surround you and your canna fam this month.

Libra Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Libra you are in a good place, and the month of January will accentuate this position nicely.  But watch out for heightened expectations regarding outward progress on the terrestrial plane.  The cosmic influence in the second Winter month will be more about consolidating internal contentment and exploring familial understanding.

Whoa, English right?  Be prepared my balanced cosmic gymnast:  January will be a month of “the feels.”  Fill the stash jar with the Indica species of the sacred herb stoner Libra.  “Consolidating internal contentment” means universal influence will favor deep thoughts about who you are, and how you got here.  Think of solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb as a self psychological exam.  If ‘contentment’ isn’t a word you would use to describe your current position before these deep medicated meditations, then perhaps it will be a descriptor after these exercises.  The bottom line is that time must be toked to ponder internal questions seeking connection with the outward existence.

This internal sacred exercise blends well with the second phase of universal progress this month.  “Exploring familial understanding” will accentuate the deep solo medicated smoke sessions.  As you look to connect contentment between internal motives and outward drives, including deep analysis of your canna-fam will supplement your actions.   Stoner Libra, this aspect of January may be where you catch the most ‘feels’.  I have no cannabis strain prescription for this aspect of the month.  The only sacred prescription is to seek out meaningful smoke sessions with those you love most.  Perhaps your cannabis companions need to hear how much they mean to you.  

What a month stoner Libra!  Perhaps this cannabis inspired vision is not the exciting terrestrial mission you want to hear, but the deeper meaning behind an influence like this is more richly rewarding and progressive.  There is no terrestrial value that can be placed on connected moments within yourself, and your inner smoke circle.  Smoke up, think deep, and bring the tissues.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Virgo you are a unique terrestrial astronaut flying through the galaxy on our cosmic spaceship.  You are a hard worker; organized in your routine and ambitious undertakings.  This month will provide a break from routine.  Prepare to feed your head instead of the to-do list in January.  There may be uncomfortable aspects to the second Winter month, but with the sacred herb as your spiritual guide, you can navigate these unfamiliar spaces with great personal progress.  Different isn’t a dirty word my anal retentive stoner, sometimes it can be an opportunity.

Stoner Virgo there is a specific opportunity presented by a universal influence to innovate within the work sphere.  In the days preceding the New Moon of the 12th, make time for a group strategy session.  If you are able to combust the sacred herb with your coworkers, perhaps ideas and plans will illuminate with the passing of a joint.  No matter the method or occupation, be sure to lead, communicate, and collaborate before the New Moon.

As a double dose of positivity, a universal influence will give a positive push to personal endeavors in the days after the New Moon of the 12th.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb, and take time for a passion project or hobby that has gone neglected during busy past periods.

Busy bird stoner Virgo.  There may be parts of January that drift without winds of action.  For an active stoner, the lack of motion can bring boredom or even depression.  Do not fight these moments of cosmic malaise stoner Virgo.  These moments are an opportunity.  Select an Indica cannabis strain from your sacred stash jar for these moments.  Toke time to reflect on the hurried and busy nature of yourself, and the world.  Perhaps you need a break, and now is the time.  It is in these medicated meditative moments with the sacred herb where you might find new direction in personal health.  Cosmic stagnation can lead to personal epiphanies.  Use the sacred herb to transfer moments of possible boredom or depression into moments of contemplation and recovery.  Feed your head stoner Virgin.  Take care of mind, body, and spirit.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

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If 2020 was a bag of bud, most would probably say it was schwag. Too harsh, almost unsmokable, and filled with stems and seeds. Where others might see a sack full of disappointment, you see potential stoner Taurus. Because you know that instead of smoking, you can plant those seeds. What may start out as unwanted and unfortunate beginnings, can grow and blossom into something wonderful. Be mindful that it will take more than a just-add-water effort to cultivate the bountiful harvest you desire; but you can get there if you put in the effort. All the setbacks and shortcomings of the past are now experience and wisdom you can employ to make the year ahead what you want it to be!

Stoner Taurus when it comes to the work sphere, you don’t have to start over to make a fresh start. Of course, if you’ve been contemplating switching jobs, the new year is a great time to do so. But, sometimes the simplest cure to the wear and tear of the daily grind is a change of view. Whether you find this new perspective with the help of the sacred herb, or by meditating in a peaceful spot in nature, you will be able to see the big picture more clearly from this higher vantage point. If you want to change the output, you have to change the input stoner Taurus. Embrace your creative side, and incorporate your passions into your nine to five.  You will find renewed satisfaction in a job well done. 

It’s always nice to have cannabis companions who are down to roll one up, and who are always ready to blaze new trails. But, don’t let whether or not you have company change your plans for travel in January. Even if you embark on your 2021 terrestrial journey tokin’ and trekking solo, there will be plenty of potential canna-buddies along the way. Be sure to keep your stash jars full, and your itinerary empty, especially in the first weeks of the new year. Universal influence may call you to far off lands of wonder, or keep you close to home to explore local landmarks. As long as you have your trusted travel piece, and good herb, you will be ready for whatever adventures await.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Scorpio the beginning to 2021 will be a blessing from the universe.  With the right blend of medication and meditation, your inner self will find contentment while you make plans for great progress on the terrestrial plane.

It’s time to focus on the inner smoke circle stoner Scorpio.  Cannabis companions and the canna-fam will need your attention and spirit.  But keep in mind this is a selfless task.  Don’t stop and wait for acknowledgement or praise.  The time spent burning bowls and passing joints with those you care about will be all the reward generated by the universe.  

Grand adventures on the terrestrial plane will wait for other periods as this month will be more about life as a domestic astronaut.  As you focus on family, also take on special missions directed at your inner self and domicile.  A secluded life as a home-body is in the cosmic cards for January.  Use the inspirational aspects of the sacred herb to address changes or alterations you wish to make at home and with yourself.  In many ways, January can be looked at as a great month to make improvements in relationships and home-life; and aren’t those the things that matter most?

I have a specific warning for you stoner Scorpio:  The sharp sting of your poisonous tail could be a danger between the 8th and the 12th.  The waning crescent moon on the 8th marks a period where emotions and tempers could fall out of control.  Dig into your stash of Indica strains during this period.  Perhaps make plans for those deep solo medicated planning sessions during this time.  Above all, recognize that you possess a dangerous weapon in your sharp stinger.  You don’t want to hurt close cannabis companions with unintended strikes.  Use the calming nature of the sacred herb to chill out in heated moments.  You can always reflect back, and assess what really matters on the New Moon of the 12th.

Positive meditations in January will possess positive manifestations in future time periods.  Where do you want to be in the future?  Toke time to storyboard this grand desire.  Puff puff plan with the sacred herb.  This medicated exercise will have a powerful effect, setting in motion the magic of manifestation.  I know stoner Scorpio, you are too clever for the magic mojo.  So I will say it plainly:  

Step 1.  Toke time to meditate on where you want to go.  

Step 2.  Toke time to develop a plan of action.

Step 3.  The process begins one toke at a time!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January

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The waiting is over stoner Sagittarius! You finally get to say goodbye to 2020, and look forward to the next chapter of your stoney adventure. Although you might be excited and feeling optimistic at all the opportunity and potential the new year holds, you should proceed with deliberate and calculated intent. You may be ready to unleash a year’s worth of restless energy and blaze full speed ahead, but for future success, it is crucial to let the residual smoke settle. You’re in it for the long haul stoner Sagittarius. Before you can harvest, you must plant. While you can’t expect immediate results, remember that the seeds you sow in the early days of 2021 will ensure lush and vibrant growth in the months ahead. 

Strong roots are important stoner Sagittarius. They keep us grounded and give us the strength to weather the roughest winds. But, the branches above the surface must be malleable, and ready to alter course in ever unpredictable conditions if you want to thrive. Achievement in the workplace will directly correlate to your ability to adapt to the situation at hand. Unique problems will call for unique and creative approaches to solve them. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for inspiration my ardent Archer.  Get out the pen and notepad, the pipe and fresh ground nugs, and get to brainstorming. With persistent effort and positive thinking, you and the team will be able to hash out a plan to tackle even the most challenging obstacles. 

Stoner Sag, you may start off January feeling elated; a natural high at all the possibility and promise of the days ahead. Don’t let the end of January sneak up on you. There is plenty of work to get done, but don’t forget to toke time to relax and recreate with your partners in chronic. They were the ones who stuck with you during the highs, and the lows, of 2020. They will be the ones who will be ready to roll one up no matter what lies ahead. Only the cosmos knows what the hazy days of tomorrow have in store stoner Sagittarius, but you can be confident you will always be able to rise above with the help of good green and your best buds.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Pisces instead of fireworks this New Year, you can expect January to start off at a slow and steady burn.  But this perfectly rolled joint will grow into a full blaze towards the month’s end. Take notes during the slow days, and plan for the busier conclusion.  Toke time in the first week to puff puff pause, and put together the final pieces of the 2020 puzzle.  Put last year in your rear view mirror because the days of 2021 promise the potential of higher levels of adventure and achievement. Invoke the inspiration of the sacred herb early and often stoner Pisces. With a little assistance from the sweet sensimilla, what at first feels like restless energy, will channel into productive and creative endeavors.

My stoner Fish, after the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, the entire canna-crew deserves time to relax and regroup.  If your coworkers are 420 friendly, schedule some off-the-clock extracurricular team building exercises. Perhaps a POT-luck is in order, or a marijuana movie marathon.  Create a safe space where everyone brings their favorite munchies, and shows up in their finest casual friday apparel. Getting to know your coworkers in a less formal setting can strengthen bonds, and offer an open forum for people to get feedback on the half-baked ideas they were too intimidated to share. What might start out as hazy concepts, may develop into blueprints ready to be implemented.

Stoner Pisces any lingering tensions or bad vibes amongst your smoke circle from 2020 will be easily remedied by the passing of the peace pipe. Most problems arise from miscommunication. If you toke-one-up and talk-it-out, you and your partners-in-chronic can rise above any confrontation. Once everyone is grooving to the same cosmic beat, you can all get back to your terrestrial travels in higher spirits. Remember stoner Pisces, you don’t always have to travel far for adventure. As long as you have that good ganja close, and great people closer, you will start your 2021 adventure in smokin style.

Leo Stoner Horoscope January

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I received a vision from the cosmos through my sacred meditations regarding the stoner Leo for the January time period.  It’s of a physically fit Lion pulling its hair out!  This made me think of my favorite cartoon from the 90’s:  Joe Normal .. “I’m normal!  I’m normal!”  The bottom line to January is that things could be worse, and everything is going to be ok.

The cannabis prescription for the second Winter month could be a little tricky.  Everything physical will be going great guns, but mental stress could derail your good vibes.  It could be all in your head; so smooth tokes of the marijuana smoke might slow you down enough to gain perspective, and ease through those stressful moments.  However, nothing is more terrifying for a stoner Leo than to be trapped inside their own head, which could compound the stressful feelings.  Therefore a CBD heavy hybrid strain will work great this month.  The CBD will help you lean into the satisfied physical state with a healthy cannabis regiment.  But the mild THC will give you that head change to rise above the stress of the day without trapping your head in consuming clouds.  If the head change becomes a bit much, or maybe not enough, just remember stoner Leo:  “I’m normal!  I’m normal!”

The great blessing from the universe during January will be in the sphere of personal relationships.  That hybrid cannabis prescription should keep you chill as you bounce from one smoke circle to another.  Enjoy and appreciate being in your element.  Close cannabis companions and even distant smoke circle acquaintances will all notice something different about your strut.  Pay attention during your sacred smoke outs to the subtle nuance of each individual.  The true blessing this month won’t be anything you receive, but instead the strengthened bonds you secure within the canna-fam.  Stoner Leo January will be an additive experience to the progress of your life.  With the sacred herb as your trusted chill side-kick, you will sure to be a networking superhero on the terrestrial plane.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope January

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2021 kicks off in proper fashion for the stoner Gemini!  With the right attitude, and a sense of adventure, the Twin will be burning nugs with many smoke circles in far-flung locations.  The natural flighty flow of the celestial influence will only require a couple things.

First, stoner Gemini, you must find positivity and optimism within your terrestrial travels in January.  This PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) will serve you well as obstacles or tasks could transform into opportunities or adventures with the right third eye gaze.  The Lamb’s Bread cannabis strain is perfect for stoners seeking PMA.  But beyond the attitude enhancements with the power of the sacred herb, make sure to enlist an internal positive mantra throughout the month.  If you tell yourself to look on the bright side, it is far more likely to become your terrestrial truth.

Second, my gregarious Gemini, you must engage the broader smoke circle with active terrestrial travels.  Put the Indica strains of the sacred herb away for the month.  Active engagement is the key to unlock positive adventure, and connected memorable moments.  Lamb’s Bread works well for this second task as well; but if you want another strain for the stash jar, seek out the cannabis hybrid Light of Jah.  This Sativa dominant hybrid will keep the momentum going from one smoke circle to the next, but also provide a chill mood to keep you vibing with your cannabis cohorts.

January is sure to be a canna-blessed month stoner Gemini.  Keep your head lifted with a positive mental attitude, and seek the companionship of your canna-fam.  It should be easy to look on the bright side once you are burning bowls with your best buds.  All of this positivity and activity will surely lead to smoked-out adventures on the terrestrial plane.  Be sure to bring a camera!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Capricorn 2021 starts with an amazing combination of cosmic kismet.  With the guiding hand of celestial influence, and the guiding spirit of the sacred herb, January will be a month of love and progress.

There is a warm glow surrounding the cosmic influence in January for the stoner Capricorn.  With the right balance of recreation and diligent work, confidence will be high.  Not only will other stoner star signs see this confident soft glow within your aura, more importantly you will feel a newfound openness to deep connections with cannabis companions.  Be prepared for long meaningful conversations while sharing bowls and passing joints.

Overall the second Winter month could be seen as a tale of two halves split by the New Moon of the 12th.  The first half of the month will be dominated by cosmic winds of creativity.  Whatever your passion or hobby, this will be the best time to light one up, and bring the sacred spark of cannabis to your endeavor.  After the New Moon, universal influence will shift more toward terrestrial goals and ambitions.  Perhaps the creative endeavors of the first 12 days will bleed into an ambitious push at converting passion into occupation?  Look out!  A toasted Sea-Goat is on a mission.  Nothing can stop you.

Stoner Capricorn, relax.  Don’t burn your entire stash in one session.  Don’t push too hard on any one task.  It is in your nature to be relentlessly progressive through action, but rest and recreation must balance these creative and ambitious efforts.  Seek balance through the sacred herb stoner Capricorn.  It’s time to stock your sacred herbal stash box.  With so much to do and so much to say, lean on Sativa dominant hybrid strains.  When the creative juices are spent, and the work day is done, break into the sticky relaxing properties of Indica strains.  Be your own cannabis curator this month stoner Capricorn.  Use the right sacred tool for the right moment.  Feel the flow.  Bask in the confidence and love shining through the universal influence.  You never know what else you might be feeling this month!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Cancer you are often the one who will show up to help out a friend in need. Ready to offer caring words of encouragement when someone is feeling down, and sharing some of your sacred stash to help pick them up. But, when you spend so much time looking out for others, you risk neglecting your own needs. Start off the new year by looking inward my stoner Crab.  Solo smoke sessions will be a must in the early days of January. Every moment spent meditating with the sacred herb will sharpen your third eye sight; helping you to see through the haze, and realize your highest potential.

Your coworkers are always glad to have you on their team stoner Cancer. You are reliable and resourceful when it comes to tackling the tough tasks, and getting the job done. This month you will have the opportunity to take the lead on important projects.  It will be a chance to show the crew that you are truly the stoney Crab with a solid plan. While you may be excited by the prospect of bringing everyone to the next level, such success can bring more attention and praise than you are accustomed to. It’s okay to accept the kudos!  Especially when they have been earned. Just remember there is a difference between confident and cocky. So, keep it cool stoner Cancer. After a long day’s work, light up a bowl in celebration of a job well done. While the sacred herb can lift your spirits, it will also keep you humble. A reminder that even if the sky’s the limit, you have to be firmly grounded if you want to grow.

Stoner Cancer January can be a time for fresh starts and resolutions, but you don’t have to change everything. You can also choose to nurture seeds you planted long ago. Maybe this means dusting off the old paint brush, and creating something new.  Perhaps you will try crafting some of those tasty cosmic cookies you always meant to bake. Whatever your inspiration or interests are, make time for old hobbies and new passion projects. Share these stoney activities and your most excellent endo, only with your closest partners-in-chronic. Sharing is caring, but keeping the smoke circle small during this season will ensure you are not burning your cosmic candle at both ends.

Aries Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Aries the January time period will be a slow steady burn throughout the month, with a kief topped bowl to finish.  But slow down my rambunctious Ram.  This month will be like that Atari video game Pitfall:  You will have to make solid choices which direction you go, and step carefully over dangerous traps.

Decisions decisions decisions stoner Aries.  The universe will present you with a plethora of social decisions in January.  That’s good right?  So many smoke circles to pass through, and lots of canna-buddies ready to roll.  However, you must be selective.  There will be forces at work behind the cosmic curtain that will grind you down if you make the wrong choices.  For single stoner Rams, it will be best to finish the days with close cannabis companions or members of the canna-fam.  For partnered stoner Rams the days should finish with your cannabis companion.  You should not charge down the party path like a wild animal.

Although the social smoke circle will be calling throughout the month, selectivity is paramount so that energy remains strong at work and at home.  This is not the month to burn the joint at both ends.  How does that even work anyways!?!  I strongly recommend a high CBD strain of the sacred herb to pack in your bowls this month.  Amid all the opportunities to hang and chill will be an underlying tension brought on through work stress and home-life anxiety.  The high CBD dominant cannabis strain will help maintain physical health while taking the edge off those potentially frayed nerves.

The month will build to a climax near the Full Moon of the 28th.  If you don’t maintain a sure path throughout the month, then the pressure filled climax could damage overall progress at work and at home.  But, these are not words of doom and gloom stoner Aries.  You got this.  Along with the sacred prescription for a high CBD strain, also build a solid physical regiment.  Perhaps some of the right choices in the video game of life will be targeted spots of rest and recuperation.  Maybe instead of that Tokin Tuesday smoke out, you can go home and chill with a solo sesh and a good movie like Bandersnatch.  In this choose-your-own-adventure, the ganja gang will be more than ready to take that healthy hike to that killer smoke spot on the weekend.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Aquarius the beginning of 2021 will bring confident winds of change, if you are willing to sail into adventure.  Although terrestrial escapades always sound nice as you plan smoke circles in distant smoke spots, the adventure of January will have more to do with reignition of internal flames of attitude and spirit.

First stoner Aquarius, toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb.  Focus this solo smoke session on forgiveness.  We all feel, and often succumb to, the societal pressures of our terrestrial world.  Perhaps you have fallen asleep as you floated within the collective stream of consciousness.  Perhaps you have relented to the pressure imposed by your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  It is time to forgive yourself for any internal angst you feel about your attitude or outward motion within the stoner herd.

Now that you have put any internal grievance behind you, it is time to look ahead.  Use the reflective power of the sacred herb to reignite those independent drives within you stoner Aquarius.  Part of what makes you great are the aspects that make you stand out from the crowd.  Bob Marley once said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  It’s time you embrace your independent streak once again my eccentric Water-Bearer.

Now with forgiveness and re-emergence complete, look around and bask in the canna-fam surrounding you.  Your best buds have always loved the unique qualities you embrace.  Now that you have embraced your internal drives, once again your aura will be bright and electric.  This is the exact time when new cannabis companions will gravitate toward your bright glow.  Fill your stash jar with the Double Dream cannabis strain for the month.  This bright happy hybrid will enhance your internal confidence as you re-emerge from your societal shell  And this sacred strain will keep you chatting it up with new smoke circle acquaintances.  I can’t wait to see what funky fresh fashion styles you come up with stoner Aquarius.  Enjoy the month, and most importantly, enjoy yourself.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Aquarius December will be mostly breezy with chances of easy.  Your natural astrological stoner traits will serve you well as the month unfolds with celestial influence catered to your stoner nature.  This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.

In the first half you need to let the natural flow of life take you on a blissful adventure.  All cannabis varieties are open to fill up your stash jar.  But make sure it is full because there will be plenty of opportunities to match bowls with the larger smoke circle.  Lean into this blessed period with outward experience.  Canna-fam and smoke circle acquaintances will notice, and appreciate, the golden aura surrounding you.  It’s only natural because you are such a likable stoner, and the cosmic influence will only accentuate this quality.  However, stoner Aquarius, be forewarned:  Even though you have a lot to say, and plenty of people listening, that does not mean you should say it all!  The only thing that can derail this positive period is loose lips regarding sensitive topics.  Be smart, and be kind.

Stoner Aquarius toke time with the sacred herb on the 14th of December.  Celebrate the New Moon with reflective remembrance of cloudy rooms and stoner stories.  Marinate in a smoked out solo session baked in positivity about all the communal blessings in your life.

In the second half of the month life might get a bit more serious.  Pack bowls with energizing Sativa strains of the sacred herb.  The keys to this period will be focus, clarity, and creativity.  There may be more unknowns and directional decisions after the New Moon, but with the proper care of attention, and creative solutions, progress should be earned.

A great month awaits stoner Aquarius!  A nice float through the terrestrial plane with your cannabis cohorts in the first half; and a creative progressive journey in the second half.  Just remember:  Grind well, roll tight, and hang loose this month.  Always a great prescription for success.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Cancer summertime is not the only season when the livin’ is easy. Even in the middle of winter you can expect bright and shiny times ahead, filled with good greens and red eyes. The secret to keeping the positive vibes flowing is to keep it simple. Take this time of peace layden days to get some rest. It’s not that there will be no stems or seeds in the bag of life, but you get to decide whether or not you smoke them stoner Cancer. In other words, it’s ultimately your choice how sweet and smooth, or how bitter and harsh the days of December will be. 

Relations in the workplace will not be unmanageable, but will require a little finesse on your part to keep things moving smoothly. You have the knowhow and ability to get the job done, but there may be coworkers who will try to harsh your high. There will always be critics my hardened Crab; but remember, you don’t always have to listen. When haters try to bring you down, light one up and rise above. Let the saboteurs and negative Nancy’s do their thing, while you stay steady on your grind. After all, you have bigger goals stoner Cancer. Your performance in the past months have resulted in the higher ups taking notice. But, that promotion is not guaranteed.  Find your voice, speak up, and let them know you are ready. 

Stoner Cancer during the holidays, sharing is caring.  There will be plenty of good cheer to spread around. Cannabis companions may even be skeptical as to what’s got you in such an elevated mood. The big secret to your special spunk is simple, sweet greens and good people. It has been a long and trying year stoner Cancer, but you get to choose your future. You can fire up a bowl and fret about all of your shortcomings, or you can light one up and imagine all the positivity on the path ahead. As long as you take each day one puff at a time, you are certain to start the new year with the highest expectations.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Capricorn the month of December might seem like an example of the old argument between destiny and will to power.  I’m not here to solve age old philosophical conundrums, and you shouldn’t spend any time dwelling on it either.  The bottom line to December will be effort.  No matter the answer to grand questions of destiny and manifestation, the journey is personal, and actions are inevitable.

Stoner Capricorn swirling winds of terrestrial turmoil can impact the mental state.  Worldly turbulence can create unease, anxiety, and internal conflict.  Be careful my adaptive Sea-Goat in the first decade of December.  Adaptability can mask a stubborn wandering state.  It is imperative to take a break from the terrestrial condition, and seek solace from within.  Toke time for a solo meditative smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month.  It may not come naturally, but it must be performed.  This meditative cannabis exercise will give the mind a moment of pause to break free from the uncontrollable turbulence of the terrestrial world.  The result will settle the mind, and connect the spirit.  

The early medicated meditation will assist you in many ways moving through the holiday season.  It’s likely drama within the canna-fam, and outer smoke circle, will find you stoner Capricorn.  But with your mind and spirit centered and aligned, you can stay lifted, high above the fray.  You know your direction, and you have confidence in your decisions.  The dramatics of others is simply background noise to a stoner Capricorn on a mission.

Sometimes universal influence brings winds of positivity, filling our sails as we cruise through the seas of life.  When these universe winds are stagnant, it is up to us to muster the good vibes.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst in December to conjure and cajole a positive mental attitude.  Girl Scout Cookies is a great balanced hybrid that can be used as a tool to settle the mind, and rejuvenate the spirit.  You aren’t alone stoner Capricorn, but you are the only captain of your terrestrial vessel.  Good luck on your voyage to the land of positivity.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Gemini the holiday season will be more about personal relationships than the broader smoke circle.  Universal influence will push social frequencies to extremes.  So personal feelings within close connections will be at heightened metrics.  This of course could mean expansive deepening of relationships with close cannabis companions, but it also foretells heightened anxiety with poor relationships within close proximity.  Chill out stoner Gemini, I have the prescription to navigate through this high flying holiday season.

First, let the good times roll.  Embrace the positive intimacy of the cosmic course.  Keep your stash jar packed with a variety of cannabis strains.  Pick the right strains for the right moments.  Cosmic influence will push wonderful adventures within close cannabis companionships.  Within these moments, embrace the blessings.

Second, chill out and smooth the peak turbulence of frenemies within the inner smoke circle.  Once again stoner Gemini, make sure the stash jar is loaded with a variety of cannabis strains.  There will be testy unavoidable moments this month that will require a cooler canna-head.  You won’t need to cope or attack, but instead chill, and float through these moments.  After all, there will be another bright smoke spot ahead within good time.

In the end, this month may play out with a day-to-day chop instead of a weekly flow.  Now is the time to understand the landscape, and more importantly understand yourself.  Use the sacred herb to see the terrestrial landscape from a higher perspective.  There may be days to relax and chill.  There may be days to step out and enjoy companionship.  With the sacred herb as your third eye enhancement, try to see the day ahead before it unfolds.  But most importantly, take your own position within the terrestrial plane into account when formulating short term plans.  Don’t fight your mood, instead use it as a guide for sound decision making and planning.  You are in control stoner Gemini, choose love and light over hate and fight this holiday season.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December

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Hold on tight stoner Scorpio, and be prepared for a blockbuster month of December.

Planets have aligned in the the first half of the month to favor aspects of money and vanity.  This cannabis inspired vision surrounding these favorable cosmic winds of influence speaks to more of spending and health, versus financial gain or selfish endeavors.  But to be clear, we are all individuals rolling and toking our way through this terrestrial existence, so even my visions are open to interpretation by spicy Scorpions.  

Chill and relax in the first half of the month up until the New Moon of the 14th.  Find a sweet cannabis strain that inspires relaxation and contentment.  Now is the time to spend a little on your personal happiness and well being.  For some this might be as simple as a hair cut or spa day.  For others maybe more extravagant like a trip or weekend get-a-way.  No matter your tact, be sure to use the sacred herb as a tool to enhance your greater well being, and content mental state.  In the end, after this blessed 14 day period, you might find you have gotten more done in the terrestrial world than expected because of your bright and energized mood.

Stoner Scorpio after the New Moon, a different phase will take over for the remainder of the month.  This new phase will not be better or worse than the first 14 days, just different.  The holiday season can bring smoke circle acquaintances and distant family members into our sphere of influence.  With your mood and spirit balanced, you will be well positioned to take on a leadership role within this phase.  Seek out the Girl Scout Cookies cannabis strain to lean into this bright and positive emotional period.  Use the sacred herb as an enhancement to positive vibes and moods.  It’s possible your bright mood and positive outlook will be all the leadership required to make this holiday season one to remember for the entire cann-fam.

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Aries Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Aries you have been burning hot all year. Being the first of the Fire signs, you are always down to ride, and ready to light one up. After another year of blazing trails, and countless stoney adventures, it’s time to slow your roll. This doesn’t mean you are coming to a complete stop, but rather, embracing a change of pace. The journey isn’t over, but the transition of one year to the next brings the realization that sometimes it’s okay to take the scenic route. So, during this holiday season my rough stoner Ram, remember to take time to smell, and smoke, the flowers. 

Stoner Aries the idea of slowing down might sound strange at first, but don’t fret. The workplace will be one outlet where you can channel all your excess energy. While home life may be more mellow than usual, you will have endless opportunities to express your creative undertakings on the clock. Your enthusiasm to get the job done, and get it done well, will help to inspire the rest of the team to keep the fires burning into the new year. But, when the job is done, don’t feel bad to take a breather. There’s no better reward for a job well done, than to settle down in your coziest smoke spot, and relax with a bowl of the sweet sensimilla.

As the month and year come to an end, it will be time to truly relax. Maybe you spend the holidays with a group of your partners in chronic, lighting up and laughing at all the hazy days gone by. Or perhaps you choose to share a bowl for two with your one and only cannabis companion, imagining the smokey days ahead. Use the down time to the fullest by celebrating both the highs and the lows, with those who mean the most. However you say goodbye to the past year, enjoy the peace while you can stoner Aries. Before you know it, 2021 will be here, and it will be time to get back to the grind.

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Aries Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Aries you have been burning hot all year. Being the first of the Fire signs, you are always down to ride, and ready to light one up. After another year of blazing trails, and countless stoney adventures, it’s time to slow your roll. This doesn’t mean you are coming to a complete stop, but rather, embracing a change of pace. The journey isn’t over, but the transition of one year to the next brings the realization that sometimes it’s okay to take the scenic route. So, during this holiday season my rough stoner Ram, remember to take time to smell, and smoke, the flowers. 

Stoner Aries the idea of slowing down might sound strange at first, but don’t fret. The workplace will be one outlet where you can channel all your excess energy. While home life may be more mellow than usual, you will have endless opportunities to express your creative undertakings on the clock. Your enthusiasm to get the job done, and get it done well, will help to inspire the rest of the team to keep the fires burning into the new year. But, when the job is done, don’t feel bad to take a breather. There’s no better reward for a job well done, than to settle down in your coziest smoke spot, and relax with a bowl of the sweet sensimilla.

As the month and year come to an end, it will be time to truly relax. Maybe you spend the holidays with a group of your partners in chronic, lighting up and laughing at all the hazy days gone by. Or perhaps you choose to share a bowl for two with your one and only cannabis companion, imagining the smokey days ahead. Use the down time to the fullest by celebrating both the highs and the lows, with those who mean the most. However you say goodbye to the past year, enjoy the peace while you can stoner Aries. Before you know it, 2021 will be here, and it will be time to get back to the grind.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Leo the holiday season can be a time of great stress …. But not for you!  Wonderful calming cosmic winds of influence will blow into your house this month.  It’s not that life will become easy or obstacles will part as you approach; but the calming cosmic influence blowing in December may just help you deal with terrestrial tasks with grace and chill.

There is an important prescription to receive the full benefits of the coming calming cosmic storm.  First, load the stash jar with Sativa dominant cannabis strains.  Second, find a safe space free of distractions.  Third, get creative!  They are no rules stoner Leo.  The only prescription required to receive the sacred blessing from the universe is creative output.  And it’s all about you stoner Leo.  No matter the style, medium, or material, creativity is all that is required.  Once you are in your safe space, light up the energizing qualities of the sacred Sativa strain, and jam, paint, write, or tinker.  The ‘how’ and ‘what’ is up to you.  The ‘why’ is to relieve stress and receive blessings.

Stoner Leo this creative prescription will impact every aspect of life.  Burn time with the cannabis crew might seem a little more lit.  Communications with cannabis companions might seem a little more easy.  Work tasks might come and go with a little more ease.  Your creative outlets will provide balance to the machine world of the terrestrial terrain.  You might enjoy your time so much that you may daydream about getting back to your safe space, where a fresh bowl and creative passion awaits.

Just remember stoner Leo:  Don’t neglect your sacred prescription for cannabis infused creativity.  These imaginative smoke sessions will be the key to an easy roll through life in December.  If you neglect this prescription, then you might get stuck in the grind.  I’m already wondering what smoked out expressive fun fabrications you will be working on.  

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Libra Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Libra the balancing scales will not just be a symbol for your star sign in December, but it will also be a metaphor for the unfolding of the month in general.  This month will be a tale of two halves, split by the New Moon of the 14th.

First Half:  This will not be a time of tranquil lounging stoner Libra.  Keep the bowls loaded with sticky Sativa or bright hybrid cannabis strains.  Just because solar winds will not allow for cozy deep couch sessions, doesn’t mean this period will be negative.  Quite the contrary.  In the first half of December the planets will align to bring action within the smoke circle and personal tasks.  Fun socializing with the canna-crew and buzzing around the terrestrial plane executing tasks will be the primary activity of the first half.  Use the sacred herb as an empathetic layer of social protection stoner Libra.  Even though you are good about monitoring your polite stoner social skills, it won’t hurt to think twice before expressing raw emotions.

Second Half:  Settle into a positive groove stoner Libra, the second half will be more about chill personal moments.  Keep those bright hybrids ready, but now you can mix in more Indica cannabis strains.  Hurried tasks of the terrestrial world should melt away as personal interests take on a primary focus.  Cozy deep couch sessions still aren’t likely, but now your smoke sessions will be filled with solitary moments of inspiration.  Do you have a creative outlet stoner Libra?  Maybe you have been thinking about some form of creative crafting, painting, or musical output.  The second half of December is a great time to sit down with a joint, and a passion project.  

Stoner Libra all the hustle and bustle of the holiday season will flow naturally in December.  You may even take care of all your holiday tasks in the first half of the month while you are buzzing around town.  And it’s likely that this buzzing progress will feed directly to the relaxed positive personal time in the second half of the month.  As long as your stash jars are full, your joints are rolled tight, and your mind stays lifted, the universe will take care of everything else.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Pisces what’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the stoner Fish feeling free, and flying high! This December, the sky is not the limit, only the stars are. The universe has projected a smooth flight for the remainder of the year, and your journey will only be limited by your own ambition and imagination. You have been through a year full of starts, stops, setbacks, and hard won successes. Now it’s time to take a breather, light up some sticky sensimilla, and float across the 2020 finish line. Your high spirit and vibrant aura will have your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts saying, “I’ll have what they’re smokin.” And there is no need to keep it a secret.  Maybe you’ve found the best top shelf buds, or are just tuned into a feel-good cosmic frequency. Whatever is causing you to smile, be sure to puff, puff, and pass it on stoner Pisces. 

When it comes to work this month you have a singular mission: Get that green! Of course money isn’t everything, but you’ve worked hard to get where you are, and your compensation should grow to reflect your investment and effort. After all, how else do you keep the stash jar filled? Remember stoner Pisces, a fresh bowl of sacred herb in the evening, makes for a fresh mind in the morning. But, it is advised to keep the smoke sessions to time off the clock. Relaxing with fresh rolled refer can help you reflect on past successes and shortcomings. But, you want to be fully present when you use what you’ve learned to make meaningful progress in the workplace.  

Stoner Pisces no one who meets you this month will be able to resist your good cheer, and your sweet charm. It might have been dank aromas that first caught their third eye, but it is your spunk and positive energy that will cause them to stick around. It is your high spirit and lighthearted approach that will inspire and lift up your fellow cosmic travelers; but it is your determination, creativity, and clear-minded way of communicating which will keep your smoke circle expanding. Remember, those who toke together, grow together. So keep smokin stoner Pisces.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December

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It’s that time again stoner Sagittarius. Time to slow down, light one up, and look back on the year gone by. The holidays can be busy, and for some, a stressful season. For you, stoner Sag, it will be a time to relax, reflect, and recreate with your favorite pieces, people, and fresh ground greens. Meditate with the sacred herb early and often. As the smoke settles, you will have a clear vision, and better understanding, of all the hazy happenings of 2020. And there has definitely been a lot to process! In the moment, the tough times can seem impossible to overcome, but you’ve risen to every challenge. 

While it might sound like a good idea at first to roll up a big phatty, and to go all out for the ultimate smoke session; you have to remember that if you smoke it all now, you won’t have any buds later. And the same applies to the work sphere this December. You have the energy and resources to close out the year strong, but you will risk coming up short if you try to do too much at once. Pace yourself stoner Sagittarius. Keep grinding like you do, but stick to a slow and steady burn. By the middle of the month you will find a productive and peaceful groove. Maintain this mellow, but forward moving momentum, and you’re sure to get all of your terrestrial tasks completed. But remember that rest is just as important as working hard my diligent Archer. In addition to your favorite potent sticky cannabis strains, try adding a CBD regiment to your nightly routine. While you won’t feel the immediate high, you will wake up fresh, feeling good, and ready to tackle whatever the day brings.  

Stoner Sag it all comes down to perspective. When you reach for the stash jar to pack a bowl, and discover there are only a few smoke sessions left; do you see the stash jar as almost empty?  Or do you contemplate the good times ahead burning the remaining herb?  Use the sacred herb to find your PMA (positive mental attitude) in December.  The truth is, the jar is still full of great memories yet to make.  As long as you share this optimistic attitude with your partners in chronic, everyone will have a higher outlook during the holiday season. So spread the chronic, and cheer! Whether or not you decorate for the holidays, gather the canna-fam, and light up the trees stoner Sagittarius!

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Taurus whether or not you’re ready, the new year is almost here. Sometimes the best way to prepare for where you’re going, is to look back on where you’ve been. Use the early days of the month, before the holidays are in full swing, to take a puff puff pause. Set aside specific times for meditating with the sacred herb. Whatever you might be holding onto, these moments of marijuana musings can help to clear your mind; to reflect, regroup and rediscover your bliss. By the middle of the month you will find your groove refreshed, and you’ll be ready to finish the final days of 2020 with confidence and clarity.

My stoner Bull, you’ve been grinding steadily in the work sphere, and with notable accomplishments. Your out-of-the-box ideas have caught the attention of the higher ups, and with it, the potential for advancement. If you feel like the next level is just out of reach, maybe it’s not that your abilities are too little, but that your aspirations are forever rising. Find coworkers who share the same ambitions stoner Taurus. Maybe you meet off the clock with some of your 420 friendly peers to refine half-baked ideas into a full fledged plan of action. The big projects might seem overwhelming at first; but just like a fresh bag of the good green, if you break it down into smaller parts, you and the team will burn through the to-dos in no time, and be ready to tackle the next great challenge.

‘Tis the season of sharing stoner Taurus, filled by get-togethers with seemingly endless munchies and holiday treats. A time for gathering with your canna-fam to share the permeating peace, and passing of the pipe. You can expect everyone’s spirit to be high indeed, as you all roast one up, and reflect upon another year’s passing. But, as you move through the hustle and bustle of December, don’t forget about you. We all can use some alone time my virile stoner Bull.  Just you, your favorite piece, and some good ganja. It’s always nice, lighting one up with your cannabis companions, tokin’ and talking about the good times gone by, and the hazy days ahead. But remember when things get too hectic, it’s also okay to sneak away from the group to simply enjoy a bowl for one.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Virgo the month of December sets up like an older stoner classic, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  Two opposite worlds will combine for straight fire this month.  And, as with the sandwich, the ingredients and process will be easy to procure and execute.

First the peanut butter, the foundational glue to the delicious delite.  The holiday season can be stressful.  Always somewhere to go and something to do can compound into an overwhelming task list that ends in anxiety.  To get through this period my analytical Virgin, you must keep a keen eye on the battery charge within your cosmic spacesuit.  Even the best task master takes time for a break between hard charges.  This month you must toke time for self at opportune moments.  Use the sacred herb at the right times to break free from terrestrial stress and recharge your proverbial batteries.  These solo smoke breaks with the sacred herb will provide the sticky glue of solitude that keeps the sandwich of success together.

And now stoner Virgo, the jelly.  The jelly adds the excitement to the stoner classic munchie.  The wonderful blessing of the holiday season is all the opportunities for celebratory gatherings within the canna-fam and the extended smoke circle.  It is predicted that the well-rested stoner Virgo will be living the high life in December.  Make sure you have your portable smoke kit and stash jar ready to roll, because this month you will be flying high from one smoke out to the next.

I have a specific prescription for the New Moon of the 14th.  Toke time with a cannabis companion to appreciate the relationship and terrestrial home built together.  Roast bowls and cuddle up for a night in.  For single stoner Virgo’s this time is equally important.  Peak emotional winds could be blowing through your house during the New Moon.  Stay in, sink deep into a solo smoke session, and contemplate appreciation for how you got to this sacred position on our terrestrial plane.

Remember stoner Virgo, balance is the key to success and progress in December.  Too much peanut butter will choke a dry cotton mouth.  Too much jelly might send you into a tailspin of sugar burn out.  But, together with proper balance, you have the perfect treat that will satisfy any stoner within the Zodiac.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Virgo not all periods of Mercury retrograde are created equally.  As you have learned in the past couple weeks, perhaps you are well equipped with cosmic traits that can thrive during such periods.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb.  Recent frustrations and communication breakdowns will twist like a finely rolled joint into a period of great progress and understanding.  Sometimes it takes a rough patch to learn how thick our skin is.  Put Breakdown by Guns N Roses on your playlist; November is going to be rockin!

I have a specific task for your organized to-do list stoner Virgo:  Declutter.  Toke time early in the month to pack your favorite pipe with your favorite strain.  Use the sacred herb to enhance a productive smoke session crossing t’s and dotting i’s that remain from previous periods.  This medicated exercise with the sacred herb will cleanse the past, and free the future.

Now stoner Virgo, with a clean slate the real magic can occur.  The New Moon of the 14th marks an important period of great creativity and idea generation.  Typical of a stoner Virgo, once you clean your plate, you are ready to fill it back up again.  I recommend filling your stash jar with a sweet Sativa dominant hybrid cannabis strain for this period of great ingenuity.  Amnesia Haze should fill the pipe perfectly.  However, be forewarned:  Do not over extend on execution during this period.  Let the ideas and plans flow.  Memorialize them on paper or digital mediums, but don’t jump too quick to manifest them.  Perhaps this period will fill your days in the future, executing your amazing plans and ideas.  But for now, put out the bucket, and catch the rain of inspiration.

Be ready my energetic Virgin.  The new cycle of energy and flow will bring fellow terrestrial astronauts to your door.  Literally.  Don’t fret, I know your energetic style can mask trepidation for human contact, but the current universal influence will bring positivity and confidence to your outward expressions.  Seek balance with the sacred herb.  Seek out and fill your grinder with a high CBD cannabis strain.  The calming and soothing nature of this light stoney strain will keep the claustrophobic walls from closing in when social smoke circles occur.  Trust yourself stoner Virgo, you got this!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

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It wasn’t easy, but you made it stoner Taurus!  You began last month surrounded by uncertainty, and burdened with the weight of everything hitting you at once.  In contrast, you enter November with a refreshed spirit, and a renewed clarity of mind.  It doesn’t mean the chaos is over, or that there are no challenges ahead; but rather, you are better equipped to handle the cosmic conundrums that come your way.  Perspective can make all the difference stoner Taurus.  Instead of letting the little things bring you down, you’ve learned to light one up, and rise above.  With a little herbal inspiration you will be able to come up with a creative way to overcome any obstacle that you encounter this month.  And, if you are viewing the path ahead from a higher vantage point, you are likely to avoid unwanted roadblocks all together.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect to play the role of the great communicator this month at work.  Your ability to take a step back from a situation, and willingness to hear the views of all parties, will be crucial in keeping the tensions between teammates low and productivity high.  Oftentime what others interpret as ill-will from their peers is simply because communications are on different frequencies.  Get everyone tuned into the same channel early in the month, and you will be able to resolve minor misunderstandings before they grow into bigger problems.  While you help the crew focus on the big picture, and are working to keep the peace, don’t neglect your own needs stoner Taurus.  It can be draining putting out all the little fires at the office, so make sure you toke time to fire up the sacred herb off clock, and recharge your own spiritual batteries.

My strong Bull, you may have heard of the Summer of love.  Well this season you are living in the Fall of friendship.  Maybe it’s the peace pipe that will get everyone talking, or maybe it will be the sheer desire to better know your cannabis cohorts.  Whatever the catalyst, you are entering a golden era for interpersonal relationships.  You and your closest partners-in-chronic are vibing on the same cosmic wavelength, and grooving to the same stellar soundtrack.  Sometimes it’s better to not overthink things stoner Taurus, just light one up, and let the music play.  There is one word of caution regarding more romantic endeavors:. If you and an extra special cannabis companion are thinking about taking things to the next level, make sure you take off any rose tinted glasses first.  Romance can cause us to see people in a flattering light.  You want to make sure you’re seeing the situation clearly before taking the next step.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Scorpio I know you have grown tired of the roller coaster of life with it’s anticipatory climbs, and terrifying falls.  Always remember the mantra when you’ve dove too deep with that sacred edible:  It’s going to be ok.  It’s going to be ok.

Communication will be encouraged, enhanced, and energetic in November.  Cosmic winds of influence will accentuate a sharp intelligent tongue stoner Scorpio.  And as with all blessings from universal influence, you must find balance within the potential for extremes.  Make sure to toke time to chill out with the sacred herb my fierce Scorpion.  See through the eyes of your cannabis companions.  You might finally be able to annunciate all those words you have held back or failed to speak in the past, but it could come as a great shock to others.  So speak!  Get it out!  But temper your newfound enthusiasm, and wit with words, with smooth care and temperament.  If you can find with the right tact, your canna-crew will love the new outward exuberance.  And as a result your words will manifest tangible action and blessings.

I know you have had tough times in the past few months stoner Scorpio.  Inhale the calming nature of the sacred herb, and let go of the past.  Forgive yourself, and forgive others.  This is a new period, and you might feel like a new you.  Particularly between the 8th and the 14th, you might notice a positive transition to a new attitude.  Toke time within this date range to settle yourself with the sacred herb.  Find a quiet place to medicate and meditate with a solo smoke session.  Focus on the positive power of forgiveness.  This exercise with cannabis, will accelerate the transition from stormy mental weather into a positive mental attitude.  You are very powerful during this period stoner Scorpio:  Manifest positivity.

After the New Moon of the 14th, the terrestrial plane will appear sharper and brighter.  Make sure your stash jar is filled with an energetic Sativa strain.  Lean into this new positive outlook and vision with your sacred herbal assistant.  But terrestrial worldly manifestation isn’t the only aspect supported by universal influence during the last half of November.  Toke time to look within as well.  Now is the time to assess personal habits.  Now is the time to take action within your own sphere of influence to build healthy habits of love for self.  You will be like a wizard waving your wand, but don’t forget to cast that positive spell within!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November

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Take a deep breath stoner Sagittarius:  Inhale the sacred herb, and exhale the remaining tension you’ve been holding onto.  It’s been a long and winding road the last few weeks for you my bold Archer.  It’s taken extra effort and determination to navigate the torrential storms that have been the backdrop to your terrestrial travels.  While the weather may forecast rain, the cosmic clouds have lifted, and you will once again be able to see the stars.  While you may have missed out on some of the social tokin’ with the canna-crew last month, all of those solo smoke sessions, and moments of meditation, are paying off.  The universe is sending some high frequency vibrations your way in November stoner Sagittarius.  In past months these powerful spectral waves may have caused massive shock waves to your smoked out system.  However, with your chakras now aligned, you are ready to take it all in, and transform the powerful waves into outwardly positive action.

This month, how far you progress, and how high you rise in the workplace, will directly correlate to your ability to find balance.  Give and take will be the key to unlock progress.  Load your bowl with the power of the sacred herb.  Find a balance of confidence and patience in your cannabis communion.  Sometimes you will lead your peers, motivating them with a ‘can do’ pep talk, keeping everyone focused on the mission.  On other projects, you will make bigger contributions by playing a supportive role, being a sounding board when coworkers are brainstorming.  Because you will be required to play so many roles, you should stick to hybrids when selecting your cannabis strains this season stoner Sagittarius.  The stimulating effects of Sativas can help keep your mood elevated and inspire out of the box thinking, while the Indica influences will help you stay loose during times of high tension.

My accurate Archer, it can be nice to relax by yourself:  Just you, kind buds, and your favorite piece.  But, the holiday season is also a time to recreate with your cannabis companions, to celebrate and share bowls.  Make time for both stoner Sagittarius.  You’ve worked tirelessly to achieve the clarity of sight you now possess, and it would be a waste to not share this higher perspective with your smoke circle.  It’s important to toke time for yourself, but when the opportunity arises, roll it up, and pass it forward.  After all, now is the season for sharing, and caring.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Pisces some look to the approaching rains with sadness and dismay, but for the stoner Fish November can be a refreshing and rejuvenating time.  It can be a time to clear the air, and reestablish focus on the things that really matter.  The smoky days of Summer are now long ago.  It has taken longer than expected to find your center, and return to a slower, more deliberate groove.  It’s time to return to the tried and true cannabis strains that you know will keep you grounded stoner Pisces.  Stick with classics like Northern Lights or Skywalker OG, and a good old fashioned Kush is never a bad idea.  Others may stray away from such relaxing effects, fearful of getting stuck on the couch; but now is the perfect time to stay inside and turn your attention inward.  Light one up, and reconnect with your higher self.

Stoner Pisces you might be looking toward more mellow movement overall, but work life will be the ever accelerating exception.  One of the perks of getting rid of some of the haze in the brain, is that you’ll be able to focus on the finer details, and tackle more ambitious projects in the work sphere.  With your optimism and imaginative approaches, you will overcome lingering obstacles, and help the whole team reach elevated levels of achievement.  However great your growth and however high you rise, don’t lose sight of your roots stoner Pisces.  Even when you are making significant advancements in your career, don’t forget all those who helped nourish you along the way.

Please remember my shiny stoner Fish, sometimes the best way to help others is to help yourself.  Outsiders might see you meditating and medicating and wonder:  What are you getting done?  Don’t worry about the naysayers.  Those in your inner smoke circle will notice your radiance from the efforts you’ve invested in finding your own peace.  And, it’s contagious stoner Pisces.  Whether you’re sharing some of your secret stash or a simple smile, this month you will be reminded how quickly the good vibes can spread.  But be forewarned:  While the energy and mood of you and the ganja gang will be elevated during this season, remember that they are not endless.  Sometimes you will need to press pause, smoke a bowl, and let the world know you’ll get back to the grind in the morning.

Libra Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Libra no deep medicated meditative introspective dives with the sacred herb are required in November.  You have learned enough lessons recently that your travels on the terrestrial plane can be unencumbered by self reflection.  Ah, isn’t that what works best for you stoner Libra, a free form uninhibited stroll through the cosmos?  Keep your cannabis consumption light and airy this month.  Avoid deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  Universal influence supports a confident and energetic strut through life, as we transition from Fall to Winter.  Lean into positivity.  Fill your stash jar with bright Sativa strains like Jack Herer, Lemon Haze, or Sour Diesel.

Ok my confident lucky Libra, all this free flowing exuberance must be checked in one particular way:  Long term caution.  You will be feeling yourself in November, and you well should.  However, toke a time-out with the sacred herb when moments of long term decision making arise.  Whether it is a big decision in the personal or work sphere, enjoy the negotiations and process, but avoid signing any contracts.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to check yourself, and the situation.  Live in the moment without impacting your future timeline.

There is another bright aspect to this period my balanced stoner friend:  Personal communications with close cannabis companions will harmonize.  After the New Moon of the 14th, smoke sessions with the sacred herb could enlighten you to past passive aggressive communicative behavior.  Almost like rising out of a thick cosmic fog, you will be able to discard these bad personal habits, and once again be the kind communicator you always seek to be.  With the newfound energetic confidence, and a shift in communication patterns, you will shed the husky outer layer, and expose the sticky icky goodness inside.  Smoke it up, and soak it up stoner Libra.

Leo Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Leo it’s time to breathe a satisfactory sigh of relief.  Universal influence dispatches the introspection of past periods, and invites a more buoyant cosmic vibe for November.  Wake up!  Pack your bowl with sticky Sativas.  Instead of looking within, now you can finally focus outward, and roam the terrestrial plane with a confident strut and stride.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  Optimal success in this period directly relates to the internal sacred meditations of past periods.  If you haven’t put in the work on self, then outward progress on the terrestrial plane will be more difficult.  I know you are stubborn stoner Leo.  If you did not toke time with self as prescribed in past periods, I can give you a shortcut to advance in November.  No cheat codes are completely fulfilling, but they do exist.  Set aside 30 minutes early in the month my stoner Lion to meditate with the sacred herb.  Any strain or method of delivery will work.  Use this time to think about why you skipped the prescribed sacred herbal meditations of past periods.  Burn sage during this short meditative exercise to cleanse the after affects of stubborn malignance.

The introspective periods during 2020 will pay off stoner Leo, and maybe faster than you think.  There will be great opportunities for deep conversations with cannabis companions, loved ones, and distant family members.  Keep sharable cannabis supplies in your smoker’s box this month.  Important emotional progress may come from a shared joint with a loved one.  Or perhaps a nondescript vape pen might be the connecting cannabis tool between family members.  No matter the circumstance or method, you will do great, and feel the flow stoner Leo.

Ok, now that we are all on the same page, let’s get to the November blessings of our cosmic cannabis universe.  How long has it been since you have adventured with an edible?  The roller coaster of ups and downs associated with the cannabis effects can be exhilarating, confusing, and scary all at the same time.  Now throw in being in public as a stoner leader of the Zodiac.  The painting by Munch The Scream comes to mind.  All universal systems are go for a face melting edible adventure stoner Leo.  

Gemini Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Gemini the transition from Fall to Winter is upon us.  Days are getting shorter, and perhaps so too should your smoke sessions.  Positive cosmic waves of progress will blow through your house this month, but balance will be required to ride them to success.

Your voice will be requested in the work sphere.  These opportunities may come with short notice.  Don’t let circumstance affect your ability to perform.  You are in this position for a reason.  Use your strongest stoner traits to excel.  Your adaptability and intelligence will come through in these moments.  All of this push for confidence at work comes at an opportune time.  Universal influence will accentuate all progressive efforts in the work sphere in November.  

Stoner Gemini this is where the presence and assistance of the sacred herb can really help you in your endeavors.  This new deserved pressure in the work sphere is an important moment in your broader timeline; but it could cause imbalance within your cosmic spacesuit.  Late nights, or over cooked smoke sessions, could leave you open for fits and stutters in crucial moments.  Make sure your stash jar is filled with a CBD heavy hybrid cannabis strain.  Seek balance within smoke sessions, not escape.  Perhaps this is the perfect time to try those CBD gummies you have heard so much about for night time sleep assistance.  This sacred prescription should assist in keeping your mind, body, and spirit in balance for important serious moments.

Balance stoner Gemini.  The key word to the month also applies to your terrestrial mission in the personal sphere.  To avoid burnout from work pressure, you must find time for self.  Not through deep meditative dives this month, but instead through energetic experiments with passion projects.  You are in work mode stoner Gemini; no sense in wasting it all on the company.  By taking time with the sacred herb and a passion project, you will keep your attention and energy levels high, while creating balance within the spheres of life.  With balance achieved, all other aspects of our worldly endeavor will also be supported.

Work work work!  I know stoner Gemini, productivity matters little to the heart.  Perhaps a meditative smoke session can be applied early in the month to contemplate and manifest positivity with the realm of the heart.  Genuine loving moments occur when we least expect them.  There is nothing in my sacred vision for November that says that while you grind at work, and play with passion projects, opportunity for love won’t present itself.  It is in those moments when you are tuned into the universal wave that magic can occur.  Balance stoner Gemini, ride the wave.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Capricorn the last period was spent improving internal dialogue.  As Fall transitions into Winter, contemplative focus will now turn outward.  But even with cosmic streams of influence pushing outward progress, it all stems from within you my studious Sea-Goat.  November will require a keen third eye for learning and advancement.

Stoner Capricorn, use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye throughout the month.  Often we may fall into a trance, learning through titles and headlines, without depth of content.  The universe is sending cosmic waves of learning opportunities.  November could be a period of great understanding, and even awakening my smart Sea-Goat.  But to receive these universal blessings of learned advancement, you must see beyond the surface.  Toke time to contemplate information beyond a cursory glance.  Use the sacred herb to see the terrestrial landscape from a higher perspective.  Consume the full view stoner Capricorn.  The results could bring progress, understanding, and wisdom.

Take this cannabis prescription for higher learning into your social circles.  There is much you can learn from your smoke circle stoner Capricorn.  Pack bowls, burn joints, and let the conversation fly with your cannabis companions and smoke buddies.  Burning bud, contemplating life, the universe, and everything, could be the spark to progress in November.  We all have something to learn, and something to share.

The New Moon on the 14th of November marks an important personal point of reflection for the stoner Capricorn.  Step away from the hustle and bustle of your busy world.  Set the scene for a quiet solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain and intensity does not matter.  The focus of this reflective meditation is your cosmic spacesuit and mental health.  We must not live for others, but we do need to satisfy ourselves.  Have you met your own internal expectations regarding physical and mental health stoner Capricorn?  These two are often interwoven.  A healthy spacesuit boosts the opportunity for a content mental state.  Now is the time to address your progress, and perhaps reassign goals and habits.  Use the sacred herb to inspire honest self reflection while maintaining healthy love for self.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Cancer, by now the warmth and fullness of summer may feel like a lifetime ago.  Just like the trees, you find yourself feeling like something is missing.  Your once lush branches are bare, and your vibrant aura seems like a shadow of its previous radiance.  But remember stoner Cancer, just like the leaves fall, so too will they grow back.  Don’t worry about outer appearances and how others see you; instead look inward, and get back to your roots.  Spend time with your favorite sweet, sticky sensimilla sacred strain, and turn your third eye sight inward.  Some will see you blowing smoke and say you have your head stuck in the clouds, but you know that the sacred herb can do much more than just get you high:  It can keep you grounded.  Find the center and plant yourself there.

Stoner Cancer during this time of new growth, you will have a unique opportunity to try out new approaches to lingering obstacles in the workplace.  Not every idea will be a good one, but you will be in a position to flex those creative muscles.  The best strategy will be to start with quantity and transition to quality.  Sow as many seeds as possible in the early days of November.  By the middle of the month you and the team will know which ideas should be nurtured, and which should be weeded out.  Be efficient with the renewed energy and resources you have stoner Cancer.  If a project is not yielding the predicted outputs, don’t waste time trying to ‘make it work.’  Instead, redirect your efforts into those that produce actual results.  Just remember that the success of any endeavor will require collaboration with all your peers.  Even if it was your idea, it will take the entire crew to put it into action.  While this means you are likely to have to share the credit, remember that a win for all is also a win for one.  

While you can’t predict what lies ahead this season, you will always be able to rely on your stoner fam to weather the worst of storms.  Whatever the cosmos has in store, together you can help to keep each other’s mood bright.  And it won’t take much to keep spirits high stoner Cancer.  Sometimes all you need is good green, and an evening tokin’ and talking with those you care about most.  This month will be a reminder it’s not always how far you travel that makes a great adventure, it’s who you choose to share your pipe and journey with. 

Aries Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Aries, if last month was like Float On by Modest Mouse, November will be like I Want to Break Free by Queen.  Now is the time to take the reins of your destiny.  Now is the time for self empowerment.

Ok stoner Ram, let’s take a quick smoke break before we charge head first into the great void.  After all, there is no point in charging forward with no direction or destination in mind.  Within the first trimester of November, toke time for a medicated meditative solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Lamb’s Bread or Granddaddy Purple are perfect strains for this meditative exercise.  Focus deep within stoner Aries.  Find your center, and thus your direction will be revealed.  

The final two trimesters of November will be all about action more so than contemplation.  With your direction attained, now you can put your horns down and charge ahead.  For optimal success my fierce Ram, you must engage your third eye on this path forward.  The nice thing about floating with the universal currents is the safety in letting go.  The November path guided by your own momentum could be more treacherous.  Once again you may find assistance with specific cannabis strains.  Keep the stash jar loaded with Sour Diesel and or Green Crack for your executive adventures in November.  With these cannabis strains as your herbal assistant, your third eye sight will help root out the traps and pitfalls of your chosen path.

Stoner Aries, I have one strong note to pass for this sacred vision quest in the transition from Fall to Winter.  It may be out of season, but you must take time to plant seeds for the future during your hard charge forward in November.  Once again, your keen herbally enhanced third eye should spot the opportunities.  The seeds you plant now for success in both the work and personal spheres, will bear fruit in later time periods.  Break free stoner Aries!  Guide yourself toward positivity!

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Aquarius you may find yourself feeling heavy and worn down in the first days of November.  This is likely the result of simply trying to do too much.  Past Summer passion projects that have piled up, unfinished, now seem more like burdens instead of creative challenges.  There is a remedy to this lingering weight:  Light one up, and let go stoner Aquarius.  Meditate with the sacred herb often in the first decade of November.  Use this time with magical marijuana to reflect, and reorganize your priorities.  Redirect your efforts into the endeavors you deem worthwhile, and let go of the rest.  By the New Moon of the 14th your spirits will feel lighter, and your outlook noticeably higher. 

Work and personal spheres may overlap in November.  Those stoner Aquarians who are fortunate enough to get to toke with their coworkers will have the option of collaborating on and off the clock.  In fact, some of the most innovative ideas might arise from smoky sessions outside of the office.  Just make sure someone is taking notes stoner Aquarius.  You don’t want to let that flash of stoner genius turn into this phrase, “what-were-we-just-talking-about?”  Even those who have to keep their smokin lifestyle on the down low can benefit during this time period by bringing their professional and four-twenty-friendly contacts together.  It’s always nice to share a bowl or two amongst friends.  But sometimes the best cure for the wear and tear of the weekly grind is sharing a laugh, and a smile, with those we care about most.

After the New Moon, you will be blazing hot and high stoner Aquarius.  Once you find your cosmic groove, your only mission will be to keep the good vibes flowing.  The secret is to keep it simple.  Find strains that will keep you grounded, yet energized.  Longtime classics like Blue Dream or Sour Diesel can help lift your mood during the lows, and elevate the good days even higher.  It is especially important during these moments of bliss that you keep an eye on your closest cannabis companions.  Not everyone around you will achieve such great heights this month.  But, luckily you will have enough serenity to share my kind Water-Bearer.  Whether it means packing a pick-me-up bowl, or simply sitting in smokey silence listening.  It doesn’t always have to be something big, stoner Aquarius, sometimes the only action required is to do your best to pay it forward! 

Virgo Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Virgo October brings influential and impactful influence from the universe.  As the seed transforms into the flowering bud, there are many crucial actions and moments along the path.  The second Fall month is a potentially transformative period with long-term impacts for the stoner Virgin.

Stoner Virgo a grand harvest always starts with a seed.  You can’t consume ripe big buds without the first phase of the process.  Any grand project works in a similar way.  Every worthwhile endeavor starts with the seed of an idea.  In the same respect, those big beautiful buds will not grow without care and attention.  No idea grows into a grand event without follow-up effort and work.  Combust the sacred herb stoner Virgo to flush out the seeds of inspiration.  Then use the sacred herb as a catalyst to develop and nurture your grand plan.  Universal influence in October supports the nurtured growth of positive ideas, and all the work surrounding them.  Follow your inspiration, and build the foundation for big buds of success.

Many of the seeds of brilliance come from sacred instinct inside of you stoner Virgo.  In October, do not resist your instinct.  Your herbally enhanced third eye is wide open.  Feed it the green goodness it needs, and follow your cosmic vision.  This recipe of internal confidence will affect more than just your business efforts.  In October this sacred path will lead to the seeds of romance as well.  Whether you are partnered-up, or single roaming the terrestrial plain, positive results will come from trusting your third eye instincts.  No deep meditative dives with the sacred herb are required, but a steady diet of herbal enhancement will assist your romantic mission.

Stoner Virgo all spheres of life could be intertwined in the second Fall month.  Business, romantic, and even the physical health of your cosmic space suit all fall under the same sacred prescription.  And in many ways they could all feed the progression of each other.  Follow your instincts!  There are many medical benefits to the essence of the sacred herb.  Perhaps your third eye knowledge will take you on a new path of natural health directives.  Physical fitness of your cosmic space suit is paramount to a healthy terrestrial existence.  But each astronaut has a unique regiment of exercise that works best for them.

Stoner Virgo this is your prescription for October:  Embrace the grind, consume the green, plant seeds of inspiration, trust yourself, and celebrate with the canna-fam.  Plant, nurture, harvest.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Taurus the past few months you have been flying high, and moving at what seemed like warp speed.  And as a result, you’ve had almost no time to process recent events, and experiences.  This likely means you are starting off the Fall with one serious case of the feels.  But, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing.  The new season brings with it the opportunity for growth and new perspective, as long as you’re willing to embrace it.

You can light one up, and let it all go stoner Taurus.  Or, you can fire up the sacred sensimilla, take a deep breath, and dive deep into what’s beneath the surface.  The first option might sound like the simple and clear choice.  But, although the second may at first seem daunting, and take longer, it will produce lasting results, and your spirits lifted higher in the long run.  

Stoner Taurus you can expect any unresolved emotions to flow over into the workplace; so it will be important early in the month to do whatever you need to get your groove back.  You don’t want to burn any bridges with your coworkers because of misplaced tension. Unsavory interactions can be easily avoided by remembering one mantra stoner Taurus:  Use your words.  Especially since the root of the issue may not be work related at all.  In order to keep the positivity flowing on the clock, you will need to make sure you are putting in work at home.  Although spending time, and sharing bowls, with the canna fam might not feel like work, those smokey conversation filled nights can lead to the insights needed to help you rediscover your center so when Monday comes you’ll be ready to grind.

At least when it comes to your closest relationships stoner Taurus, you’ll be smokin’ easy in October.  Whatever the day brings, you can breathe easy knowing that you have some good greens, and your best buds waiting for you when you get home.  Between the highs and lows, you can always count on your friends to be there; ready to light up the herb, and lighten the mood.  By the end of the month the haze will clear, and you’ll be back on cloud nine.  Then once again, you’ll be the one ready to pack a bowl for the friend who needs their spirits lifted.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Scorpio the month of October will bring heightened connectivity with the canna-crew.  So much of the previous period was spent puzzled, bewildered, and absolutely confused, but rest easy my persistent Scorpion.  This month will be like emerging from a stoned cloud of confusion.  With the right herbal application, you will be hard wired into the collective consciousness of the stoner realm floating toward progress.

Stoner Scorpio I do not have a strain recommendation this month, but more of a regiment of cannabis consumption.  Enlightened cosmic winds will blow through your house in October.  You will feel more in-tune with cannabis cohorts and terrestrial astronauts naturally from this blessed influence.  Thus, deep meditative dives with the sacred herb do not need to be forced.  Instead of smoke sessions with a higher amplitude, seek more numerous subtle contemplations with cannabis.  Use the sacred herb during this period as an enhancement instead of a catalyst.  Consistent light tokes of the marijuana smoke instead of camped out smoke sessions.

This subtle increase in terrestrial tuning will impact the work sphere as well.  Yes stoner Scorpio, advancement and progress in the workplace is more than possible in October; it is likely.  Be forewarned my snippy Scorpion:  Do not get tongue tied at work.  Your ability to communicate and annunciate your perspective will be paramount to your advancement.  As the month passes, your confidence in this newfound terrestrial awareness will assist you in all endeavors.

Stoner Scorpio the sphere of romance will be tantalizing and titillating in the second Fall month.  Seek opportunities to work and play with cannabis companions, and partners in chronic.  Passionate hobby projects, and creative collaborations could lead to exciting heartfelt moments.  Just remember stoner Scorpio:  Keep the cannabis consumption light, but plentiful.  Enhancement, not over-indulgence is the prescription for success in October in all spheres of your cannabis lifestyle.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Sagittarius you’ve spent the last couple months paying your social dues.  Of course you genuinely enjoyed all those hazy moments with your cannabis companions:  Seeking out secluded smoke spots, and reminiscing on past cannabis infused adventures.  So it’s okay if you switch it up, and slow your roll for October.  You don’t have to pass on every invitation to join the smoke circle, but time spent tokin’ alone will have long lasting benefits toward progress.

Stoner Sag grab your favorite piece, put on your chill tunes playlist, and fire up a bowl of the sacred herb.  Perhaps it’s time to realign your chakras, and maybe there are unresolved issues you need to work through.  Or maybe you just want to jam out with some good ganja, and dance like no one is looking.  Whatever your motivation, meditative smoke sessions are a must this month.

Your down time is yours to spend with or without whomever you like, however work is certain to be a team sport when it comes time to put plans into action.  You may prefer to brainstorm by yourself, but once you have your thoughts on paper, your peers will be there to hash out the finer details.  And just like you don’t always have to stick to smoking one cannabis strain stoner Sagittarius, you don’t have to limit yourself to only one project at work.  Now is the time to look back through old notebooks.  Ideas you once thought of as half-baked, may be the crazy, creative approaches needed to solve current problems facing the team.

Rainy days are not the only thing looming on the horizon, stoner Sagittarius.  The Fall season all but guarantees the atmosphere to be brimming with good vibes.  Whether you spend the days sharing your stash with your romantic cannabis companion, or matching bowls with a platonic partner-in-chronic, you will welcome the season with happy, hazy encounters.  The only thing you have to do to keep the spirits high is to use your words stoner Sagittarius.  Nothing can ruin the mood like a misunderstanding.  As long as you, and your cannabis cohorts keep communications a two-way street, the roads ahead will be paved with plenty of peace, puffs and positivity.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

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Fall is fully upon us stoner Pisces.  It will be important for you to embrace the new season with a clear mind, at least for the early days of the month.  For some this may mean smoking less.  For others it means keeping their bowls freshly packed, and stash jars filled to the top.  Whether or not you decide to invoke the sacred herb, you should set aside specific time for consistent meditative sessions.  You may have gotten to spend Summer wandering the cosmos, following the celestial currents to wherever they flowed.  However, this Autumn you will come to a crossroad where you will have to decide the path you will pursue.  Relax stoner Pisces, there is no wrong answer.  The plus side is this:  In this choose-your-own-adventure, you can bring along your cannabis companions.  While you might be leading the group, you can breathe a little easier knowing you will have help no matter where you decide to go.

Stoner Pisces the workplace will be a mixed bag this month.  It will be like obtaining that grade-A bag of buds, but still needing to pluck the occasional stem.  You have big ideas, and even bigger determination to manifest results!  Your ability to achieve them will only be limited by your ability to imagine, and how much you listen to your critics.  Most of your coworkers will be down to take up the torch with you, and put in the work needed to manifest results.  But, there will always be naysayers stoner Pisces.  Once again, it will be your choice to make.  You can waste energy on others’ negative opinions, or you can keep your focus on the mission, and get the job done.  While you may have slowed your roll during the first week of October, by mid month you will once again be blazing trails, and making upward progress in your career.

Stoner Pisces sometimes it’s okay to keep the smoke circle small, and this month it is even recommended.  Your high spirits are infectious, and it’s yours to spread how you wish.  While it can be exciting to meet new fellow endo-enthusiasts, you also run the risk of feeling the need to impress.  You already have plenty of partners-in-chronic who love you for you; despite, or because of, all your stoney quirks.  By spending more time with those you know best, you know every moment and bowl shared, is time well spent.

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Libra Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Libra October is the month of Halloween, when people can, for at least one night, be whatever they want to be; where complete strangers share tasty morsels for the simple reason of bringing a bit of joy to their fellow terrestrial travelers.  For you stoner Libra, your time of transformation will not be limited to a single day.  Mix it up, make changes, and most importantly of all, don’t forget to treat yourself!  Maybe you spend a little extra green to get some of those top shelf buds.  Maybe it’s time to upgrade your smoking methods, and you invest in a vaporizer or the water pipe you’ve had your sights set on.  It might feel a little weird at first, putting your own desires front and center, and splurging on yourself instead of others.  But, as strange as it sounds, investing in yourself is helping others stoner Libra.  Before you can help to elevate others, you have to make sure your own spirits are high.

My stoner warrior for justice:  It’s not that you are slacking at work; in fact the higher ups have noticed and commended your efforts over recent months.  So why do you leave the office feeling down?  Perhaps it’s not what you’re doing, but instead, what you’re not doing stoner Libra.  You’ve been steady on your grind getting the job done, but if you’re not feeling challenged, then maybe it’s time to look for something that will really get the bowl stoked.  You don’t have to take on an official title, or the first opportunity that is offered.  No, any meaningful change should be carefully calculated.  You may even need to take a long weekend to toke and talk with your closest cannabis confidantes.  Get away from the hustle and bustle of the workplace to spend some time with the sacred herb meditating on your next move.  However, be forewarned:  Opportunities do expire.  Remember your goal is to contemplate how to advance your career, not just to spend the weekend in a cloudy haze.

One thing you won’t have to overthink this month stoner Libra, is friendship.  The benefits of the time you spend on selfcare will radiate to all those who cross your path.  Your closest cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will all be saying, “I’ll have some of what they’re smoking.”  So really all you’ll need to keep the good vibes flowing is your stash, and your smile stoner Libra.  As long as you have those, and someone to share them with, the air might be clouded with smoke, but there will always be bright days ahead.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Leo October continues a similar thread of self awareness for 2020.  I know I know, give it a rest already right?  Self reflection isn’t your thing.  However, with the magical insight of the sacred herb, and an honest effort, these meditative practices will loosen gears that have been grinding you down.

Stoner Leo have you been stuck stationary with cannabis companions or smoke circle acquaintances due to stubborn fits and tiffs?  Early in the month toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Select a cannabis strain like ACDC that has a high amount of CBD and low THC.  This solo sesh should focus on forgiveness.  First, forgive yourself stoner Leo.  It is in your nature to have a steadfast stubbornness.  It’s one of the traits that make you the leader of the Zodiac pack.  Next, forgive your cannabis cohorts; they may have similar stoner star sign traits of stubborness.  Once this meditation with the sacred herb focused on forgiveness is complete, perhaps you will be better prepared to engage and solve the issues that have been jamming up your smoke circle vibe.

Do you feel it stoner Leo?  There is a cosmic wind of creativity in the air.  Perhaps you can feel or hear the vibrational hum from the universe … like a zing!  Let’s lean into this cosmic vibe!  Make sure your stash jar is packed with a high energy Sativa strains like Durban Poison throughout the month.  Think of your smoke sessions as a bowl for the soul my stoner Lion.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to draw out your passionate insights from deep within.  Blow creative clouds wherever you go in October.

Stoner Leo there are positive emanations of romance in the second Fall month.  However, be forewarned:  Positive cosmic winds of romance will be most felt by the stoner Lion who completed the self reflective meditation earlier in the month.  Once the progressive work on self is complete, your heart will be full, and open for meaningful communication.  Suddenly you will love to look in the mirror again, and your canna fam and cannabis crushes will surely notice.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Gemini put on your thinking cap, and engage your third eye vision.  October is full of positive contemplation and meaningful moments of progress.  But it will take a slow burn of thoughtful analysis to stay on the right path.

Know yourself, and your surroundings stoner Gemini.  It would be best to avoid any deep Indica strains of the sacred herb this month.  You must avoid floating through life in a cloudy haze.  However, pure Sativa strains could also throw off your game of progress.  Frizzle fried energy could hasten decisions unnecessarily.  The best cannabis match for the month is a sweet heady balanced hybrid.  Or even a CBD heavy hybrid so that your feet stay on the ground, and your head stays in the game.

Stoner Gemini cosmic winds of chaotic influence will blow through your house in October.  Not chaos in a dangerous or fate-filled sense.  This chaotic influence will bring loads of decisions and options to bear.  There will be lots of opportunity for transitional moments and actions, but you must be engaged and aware of the process.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision in October.  Create a fun game of weighing the options with each turning point moment on the terrestrial plain.  Toke time for small smoke sessions to seek insight and depth within decision points.  Drawing out your list of pros and cons will help you better assess which way to go, or which canna-bud to smoke with.  It may seem monotonous stoner Gemini, but there is power in October from thoughtful analysis of each contemplative step.

My energetic Twin, remember balance this month.  Toke time for smoke sessions focused on centering yourself when you feel decision points slipping away, or moving too fast.  You’ve got the guts.  You’ve got the green.  You’ve got the energy.  All you need to make October a month to remember is a little contemplation with cannabis to make all the right moves.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Capricorn get ready for a bong-rip-roaring month of October.  Progress and bliss are only a few steps away.  But there will be no cosmic gift of energetic waves this month; instead, you will need to puff toward progress under your own power and impetus.  With the sacred herb as your guide, you can forge a path to progress on the terrestrial plain in the second Fall month.

Get out of your head stoner Capricorn.  Incessant internal questions can lead to insecurity, which can lead to social avoidance.  And all of this can become a downward spiral of emotional despair.  Take it easy my sturdy Sea-Goat:  This is only a warning, and certainly not a prediction.  The Fall season can bring on the doldrums of solitude as the Sun goes down sooner and sooner each day.  Spark one up to rev your internal engine.  Becoming a shut-in is not an option for this month stoner Capricorn.  Avoid Indica strains of the sacred herb.  Select Sativa strains as a strict canna-diet in October.  The uplifting nature of the sacred Sativa strain will assist in good cheer, and give an energy boost to tackle those terrestrial tasks that may seem so cumbersome at first glance.  It’s unusual to hear from me, but you must avoid deep solo medicated smoke sessions this month.  Save the internal analysis for another period.

Progress and positivity await on your missions out and about with the canna-crew.  You have to take the first steps.  Once you do, find creative activities that will fill your soul, and take your mind off the clutter that may be bogging you down.  Take the step stoner Capricorn.  Find that hike to the most epic secret smoke spot.  Create a smoke circle painting party.  Or grab the instruments, and create a smoke filled jam session.  Whatever the activities you choose, find joy in creative participation with the ganja gang.  Perhaps these terrestrial distractions will give your cumbersome internal dialogue the time needed to find resolution.  Maybe, there was nothing to worry about all along.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Cancer you were burning at full flame throughout the Summer months; so much that you may not always have taken the time to look before you lept.  With endless Summer days to adventure, it didn’t matter as much which path you chose, they all lead to a hazy and happy conclusion.  But now as you transition into the Winter months, you will have to be more decisive with your next moves.  At least for the first week of October, make time to take a pause and toke a few puffs before you push forward.  You don’t have to plan everything for the rest of the year my contemplative Crab.  Just spend some time with the sacred herb, and envision where you want to be.  Of course you may stray off course, but as long as you start your journey with your center grounded, and your smokeables well stocked, you can progress in peace knowing you will ultimately reach your desired destination.

When it comes to work, you may be feeling like a cog stuck in the machine:  Spinning nowhere fast in an endless grind.  It might sound cliche at first, but you are in control stoner Cancer; you can be the change you want to see.  Whether you see the stash jar half full or half empty is just a matter of perspective.  If worklife is feeling like a slow burn, figure out what you need to do to turn up the heat!  Maybe there is a passion project you’ve been dreaming about for a while.  Well it’s time to turn these herbally inspired ideas into action!  Enlist like minded peers who share your aspirations.  Together you can bring innovation to daily operations, and lift the company to a higher level of accomplishment and efficiency.  At the end of the day, you don’t always have to envy greener grasses stoner Cancer, sometimes all it takes is a little more effort, and investment, to make your own garden flourish.

Stoner Cancer this month your home will be a vibrant hub of beautiful chaos.  It’s a high likelihood that the stoner fam, and your closest cannabis companions, will choose your house as the designated smoke spot for October.  While you might welcome the company, and the smoky nights spent with your best buds, don’t let it come at the expense of your own needs.  Speak up stoner Cancer.  If you need a break from the social scene, take one.  It’s always nice to share a bowl for two, but sometimes what you really need is to sit alone in a quiet space, and pack a bowl for you.

Aries Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Aries you will grow like a pumpkin in October.  While others may be stuck in the frigidity of the second Fall month, you will be supported by a warm cosmic breeze.  With the sacred herb as your terrestrial guide, love and progress are assured.

Action is required right away in October!  The Full Moon on the 1st marks an opportunity to seize the cosmic reigns of your own stelar mission.  Find personal time near the Full Moon for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain does not matter.  Your meditative mission on this smoke out will be to prepare yourself for the month ahead.  Support from the planetary alignment will be strongest for a stoner Ram that is nimble, and can float with the cosmic current.  This solo medicated meditative exercise will balance the chakras, and prepare your mental state for flexibility in solving problems and connecting with cannabis companions.

Stoner Aries there is more than one way to trim bud.  More than one way to roll a joint.  As you flow through the October time period, use the sacred herb to maintain a higher perspective.  From this enhanced perspective, obstacles and problems will be easier solved and overcome.  Keep these solution oriented smoke sessions light.  A little dab will do yah.  There is great power in the sacred herb; even the lightest touch can bring great impact.

Stoner Aries this is a great time to maintain and repair your cannabis community connection.  Family and close cannabis companions aren’t gone, they just haven’t been in your view for some time.  October presents a fantastic opportunity to reach out, and touch a long lost loved one.  Toke time to find a safe space to inhale the sacred herb and make the connection.  There is great power in this action, but it requires you to take the first step.  With the sacred herb as your canna-copilot, love and progress can be harvested from all spheres of life.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Aquarius you may enter October feeling less sure of the direction you are headed.  When your bearings are lost, keep this montra in mind:  Do it for you!  You are great at sharing and caring.  You are one who easily puts your own needs second to those of others.  In October remember my stoner Water-Bearer, it’s not selfish, it’s strategic.  If you need to pass on the communal smoke session so you can spend some time alone with just you and the sacred herb, do it!  It’s okay to tell your best buds that they can join you on the next adventure; this time you just need to toke one on the trails by yourself.  Breathe easy stoner Aquarius, those who are truly your partners-in-chronic will understand this need, and will be waiting with a freshly packed bowl when you return.  

Stoner Aquarius the benefits of your solitary endo-excursions will be most noticeable to those in the workplace.  Your renewed air of optimism, and your increased confidence will have everyone you work with wanting to be your partner on the next big project.  It might be easy to let this attention go to your head. Use your time off the clock to light one up and keep your center grounded.  Use your position to build alliances with your peers that share a like minded vision, and those who have higher aspirations for their careers.  While at first these partnerships might start off as transactional, don’t be surprised if some of these relations grow to become some of your closest, lifelong canna-buds.  

Stoner Aquarius you should anticipate the arrival of a new special someone this Fall.  Whether strictly platonic, or with more romantic results, this person will leave you feeling intrigued, inspired, and infatuated by their enigmatic aura.  Don’t be shy!  People who provoke such intense emotions do not regularly cross our path.  When they do though, you want to be sure to break open the special stash!  Once you encounter this person, remember there’s no need to rush.  You will have plenty of time to share a bowl, and another bowl, and a bowl after that.  Although your stories just converged, it can feel like you’ve already known each other for years.  The best news stoner Aquarius is that you still have a whole lifetime ahead to smoke and grow together.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Virgo September brings cosmic blessings the likes of which have not been seen all year.  Yup, it will be a heaping bowl of green powered positivity this month. A shifting landscape may throw others off their feet, but not you, not this month stoner Virgo.  Herbal wings of positivity will keep you upright and moving forward toward progress.

Double down on the waves of positivity with the Lamb’s Bread Sativa strain.  Keep your stash jar filled to the rim.  Pinch or dip into it as much as you want this month.  You will already be floating, there is nothing stopping you from going even higher.

For single stoner Virgos there might be a smoke circle hook up in store in September!  For all other Virgins in the stoner Zodiac, this month may not be as innocent as your chart leads people to believe.  Once again the Lamb’s Bread cannabis prescription suits your romantic condition nicely.  Be sure to keep your mood and desires energetic and uplifting.  Your crush will appreciate the attention!  One important instruction to help you on your heart-filled travels stoner Virgo:  Listen.  Your cannabis companion or smoke circle crush will find your listening skills sexy.  An active listener is sure to be rewarded.

The work and business sphere may not be on the same elevated plain as the sphere of romance, but it will float on with pace and positivity.  All you need to solve problems, and leap over obstacles, are within your wonderful set of stoner traits.  Keep scratching off that to-do list my anal retentive stoner Virgo.  Obstacles are sure to pop up during the month, but they will easily be solved with a little patience and contemplation.  If you get stuck, be sure to take a step back, and contemplate the problem with a higher perspective induced by the sacred herb. 

Nothing can hold you back this month as long as you maintain your groovy lifted vibe, and stay steady on the grind.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Taurus Summer brought you many picture worthy memories, including the discovery of the dankest smoke spots.  You may be looking at the approaching Fall a bit wearily; nervous that the good times may not be as plentiful.  But, don’t worry, this joint is primed, loaded, and won’t run on you.  Just like Summer, the days of Autumn will be as glorious, and ganja filled, as you make them!  Put aside your fear of stagnation, pack your travel pipe, and embrace a higher perspective.  You don’t have to venture far to be adventurous stoner Taurus.  There is joy to be found in even the most minuscule of moments.  Your favorite cannabis strains, and your curiosity, are all that is required to explore the outermost reaches of the cosmos, and the innermost regions of your mind.  

Remember stoner Taurus, when it comes to work, if the team is winning, you’re winning; even if you don’t get all the credit.  You can expect tensions to rise in the office as not everyone involved in a project will always have the same vision.  Don’t fret over the little stuff stoner Taurus.  While opinions may vary, you can do your part to make sure that the work gets done.  Success will be contingent upon your efforts to stay lifted, and above the fray.   Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to maintain a higher perspective.  

Stoner Taurus, when the work week creates tense feelings of anxiety, remember to leave them at the office.  Off the clock you will have plenty of time to hit the pipe, and the reset button.  By embracing the sacred sensimilla you can raise your spirits, and elevate your outlook.  So, breathe easy stoner Taurus, a smoke filled weekend can be exactly the prescription needed to get back to the grind with a clear mind.

Stoner Taurus you may decide you want to stick to the tried and true strains, and well traversed paths this September.  But, know that if you’re ready, you have cannabis cohorts who are always down to spark one up, and blaze undiscovered trails.  It may be a weird sensation at first, but if you get outside of your comfort zone, you may fall in love with the strangeness that surrounds you.  And even if you feel like you’ve ventured too far, just remember that you’re never lost when you have plenty of fresh sticky green, and are in the company of your best buds.  

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month comes with a variety of cosmic influences.  Your journey is yours to walk alone, but with the right cannabis prescription, perhaps you will have a keen green spirit to guide your path.

September starts off with hazy smoke clouds that obscure decision making.  The Full Moon on the 1st may cause your internal wires to get a bit crossed.  Toke time for a toke break to release yourself from anxieties surrounding projects and impending decisions.  The smoke break will give you time to gain clarity within the frustration.  And perhaps the sacred herb will send you the key analytics to make your decision easier.

This might be a sluggish way to start the month, but cosmic clouds clear only a few days after the Full Moon.  Like a rubber band snapping back, you will emerge from the haze with intense clarity.  But be forewarned stoner Scorpio:  This newfound kick butt and take names attitude may seem empowering in the moment, but it will cause long lasting repercussions within the smoke circle.  I suggest tamping down the enthusiasm with a relaxing cannabis strain.  The Pink Champagne sacred strain should do nicely.  Empowered decision making won’t be deterred, but it may come with softer edges for the sake of your cannabis companions.

In the sphere of romance, there is a particular date that should be noted on the calendar.  The New Moon of the 17th marks a dangerous and exciting time in the month regarding interpersonal relationships within the smoke circle.  First, my fierce Scorpion, smoke a bowl and chill in the days leading up to the New Moon.  The universe might be sending some aggressive vibes your way.  Puff puff pass on being the negative instigator with your canna-crew.  Next, after the New Moon, the opportunity for romance is sure to bloom like that big fat cola topping the sacred plant of life.  Keep this in mind for romantic endeavors after the New Moon:  Heartfelt efforts may not see immediate results.  Like some varieties of the sacred herb, your efforts may have a creeper affect.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Sagittarius it’s been said, “Love is all you need.”  The good news is during the month of September, there will be an abundance of good vibes and good people.  Sometimes you will be the friend with a fresh bag, big enough to pack bowls for everyone in the smoke circle; and at other times, your stash jar might be looking a little bare.  This is what’s beautiful about having true cannabis companions, you will always have people to share with when the harvests are plentiful, and people who have your back when times are tough.  And remember, showing that you care does not always have to be some grandiose gesture.  The littlest things can make the biggest impact.  Sometimes when a cannabis companion has had a long and discouraging day, the best present you can give is your presence.

You’ve been working hard stoner Sagittarius.  For months you have been the first one on the job, and often the last one to leave.  Your peers know that if they need help on a project, they can rely on you.  But, you can’t continue to wait, hoping that the higher ups notice your endless efforts.  Make them notice you stoner Sagittarius!  Set aside time in the evening for solo smoke sessions.  Meditate with the sacred herb, and invoke your third eye sight so you can see clearly what you want to achieve from your career.  Once you have identified how high you are looking to rise in the ranks, you will be better prepared to make your case for why you are ready for promotion.  It may not happen overnight, but you will be motivated knowing that you have taken the first steps needed to make it to a higher position.

Stoner Sag this month it will always be wiser to choose quality over quantity.  Go ahead, treat yourself, and spend a little extra to get those top shelf nugs.  Spend a little more to smoke a little better.  The same applies to the company you keep.  Sticking to a smaller smoke circle will allow quality time to grow existing connections, and give fuller attention to your closest partners-in-chronic.  This doesn’t mean you need to shy away from meeting new faces during your terrestrial travels stoner Sagittarius.  Just remember that you already have a loving stoner family waiting for you when you get home. 

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

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Light one up and celebrate stoner Libra.  What is there to celebrate?  Well, you’re celebrating you!  Summer was a blur of nights spent catching up with cannabis companions, and sharing in smoked filled shenanigans.  Overall we would call that a win.  But, the slower pace of September will bring you more time to think, to toke, and to take stock.  With your sacred herbal assistant, you will have the opportunity to look at your surroundings from a ten thousand foot high view.  You may notice something is missing.  This is because you’ve spent so much energy making sure everyone around you is having a good time, that you’ve forgotten to look inward.  Stoner Libra toke time for solo smoke sessions early in the month.  Of course you still want others to be happy, but spreading good vibes is only possible once you have found your own peace and cosmic groove.

Stoner Libra what you have accomplished in the work sphere this Summer has been nothing short of extraordinary; and your hot streak shows no sign of cooling down.  Peers and management alike have noticed your efforts, and applaud your accomplishments.  But your success is not by accident.  Maintaining such a fervent, fiery grind, takes dedication, and days off.  You can keep the momentum high, and the setbacks low, by paying attention to your physical state.  Your teammates know you are always ready to take on a challenging project, but they will also understand when you need to take a break for self care.  Make good use of your down time stoner Libra.  Toke time for cannabis medications, and relaxing meditations.  While some might not understand how roasting bowls is beneficial, you know that being efficient with your recreational time is crucial to being effective when on the clock.  

Stoner Libra Summer has left you feeling bright and full of optimism.  Others may stare in wonder at your noticeable glee, but there is no reason to take off your rose colored glasses.  Right now, you can’t see it any other way:  Life is beautiful.  To convince others of this reality, you have to do nothing other than be your cheerful self.  For sure there will be cloudy days, but your persistent positive attitude will be enough to lift the spirits of your cannabis companions, even when they are feeling their lowest.  And of course, you can elicit the help of herbal remedies to counter Autumn gloominess.  With a little help from your special green stash, and your unbeatable smile, when your stoner fam is in need you will be the best kind of friend indeed.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Pisces this September you may find yourself asking the age old question:  Should I stay, or should I go?  You’ve spent most of the summer with your head in the clouds, floating lazily and aimlessly along wherever the cosmic currents would take you.  Now, as we transition to cooler days, you might find yourself faced with a difficult conundrum.  Should you embark on one more endo-excursion before the Fall chill sets in, or postpone your chronic-inspired chronicles, and get back to the daily grind.  Before you make your final decision, toke time with the sacred herb, and bring your center back to ground level stoner Pisces.  Use a medicated meditative solo smoke session early in the month to reflect on where you’ve been, and look forward to where you want to go.  If you pause, puff, and plan, you may realize you can do both stoner Pisces.  Both lift your spirits with one more outdoor adventure, and still get everything done on your to-do list!

Stoner Pisces in the work sphere, sincerity will be the secret ingredient to cooking up success this month.  There is no room for a “fake it ‘til you make it” attitude if you really want to get the job done.  If you are not fully on board with a particular project, enlist the help from coworkers who can keep the ball rolling, and see the task done to completion.  While sometimes it’s nice to fly solo, often it’s more enjoyable to pack a bowl for two.  The same applies to the more daunting obstacles at work.  You may be able to burn through the tough stuff on your own, but it will be much easier with a little help from your peers.  

Stoner Pisces, sharing the load will come into play with matters of the heart as well.  Share because you truly care, not because you feel like you have to.  Whether it is your extra-special stash, or simply your time, you don’t have to invite every stoner Zodiac to be a part of your inner smoke circle.  Being the ever caring stoner Fish, it may feel strange to pass on the company of fellow tokin’ terrestrials, but remember being selective is not the same as being stingy.  You will know you are with the right people, your people, by finding those who are attracted to the light you emit, not by the endo you are lighting up.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Leo September sets up to be a tale of two halves.  The first being all about internal reflection within the smoke circle.  The second all about your external ambitions on the terrestrial plain.  With the sacred herb packed and loaded, and an action plan ready, you will smoke all the challenges and obstacles in the first Fall month.

Flow like water within interpersonal relationships stoner Leo.  Flexibility and attention must be paid to your fellow cannabis cohorts.  The Sativa strain Harlequin is a perfect match for this period.  This strain of the sacred herb is known for its assistance to rhythm and flow.  To gain the most from the planetary alignment during the first half of September, you must toke time to reflect on your place within the greater smoke circle.  Support your cannabis community with genuine care and attention.  Leave self indulgent behavior for another time stoner Leo.  There are times to lead with ferocity, and times to join the pack.  This period demands you give yourself to the canna-crew fully.

Listening skills, care, and attention will be tested this month.  But in the sphere of love, great understanding and progress can come from this exercise.  This test from the cosmos could lead to a pass or fail situation surrounding a love interest.  Use the Harlequin strain of the sacred herb to feel the flow of your cannabis companion stoner Leo.  You got this.

The second half will be split by the New Moon on the 17th.  You will feel the direction of cosmic winds changing.  Now is the time to build and progress with your ambitious plans on the terrestrial plain.  Load your stash jar with a sacred herbal strain low in THC and high in CBD.  Situations could change quickly during this period, and you don’t want to be caught in a cloudy haze when the mission changes.  This period will be specifically highlighted with learned endeavors.  Confronting new skills, and diving into new passions will give this period long lasting impact in the future.

Stoner Leo there is always a back-up plan to a great adventure!  Keep some Chemdog cannabis strain in the stash jar in case of emergency.  There may be a time where creative juices are needed to mine solution oriented ideas.  This strain should do the short notice trick nicely.

Whoa, there is a lot of information there stoner Leo.  Especially for a stoner star sign more used to flying high by wire.  Let’s make it simple.  Be kind to others in the first half of the month, and learn new tricks of the trade in the second half.  Everything else is good green gravy.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Gemini the month of September brings a cosmic opportunity for a fresh perspective.  The planetary alignment will not whisk you away into another terrestrial existence, but instead you must be the champion of your own change.

The magic of the sacred herb is awe inspiring.  One of the gifts of cannabis is the power to transport your mind from a solitary existence to different plains of perspective.  Take a trip early in the month stoner Gemini, and transport your mind high above your solitary existence.  See yourself among the smoke circle, and work crew, from a 50,000 foot perspective.  Perhaps you’ve become fixated on a person, a project, or an obstacle.  Take a step back through the magic of your bowl.  Lift the soul high above, and see the situation from a new higher perspective.  This meditative exercise could be the breakthrough you didn’t know you needed.  And your cannabis companion, coworkers, and canna-buddies will thank you.

Stoner Gemini along with the cathartic herbally enhanced exercise in perspective, you will have an excellent opportunity for passionate progress in September.  No, not passions of the heart, but more like passions of interest.  Toke time to ask your inner self what interests you?  The meditative smoke session doesn’t need to be elaborate.  Use the magic of the sacred herb simply to contemplate the question.  Cosmic waves of positivity will support new interests and passions in September.  Whether it is exploring the terrestrial plain for that secret smoke spot, or that artistic 420 hobby you have been thinking about, now is the time to make your smoke session wonderments a terrestrial reality.

Stoner Gemini, in many ways the September time period is all about you.  Ah, but you have to put the work in to take advantage of this cosmic blessing.  Smoke a bowl to gain perspective, and puff puff contemplate the next passionate endeavor.  The cosmic ingredients are all prepared, you simply have to meet the challenge.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Capricorn September brings cosmic waves of self confidence and advocacy.  Awesome positivity for advancement on the terrestrial plain is packed in your celestial bowl this month.  However, this cosmic wave is heavy, and will require honest work, and effort, to ride it to success and progress.  But you are the sturdy Sea-Goat, ready and willing to ride any cosmic wave that comes your way.  Surfs up dude.

Toke time after the Full Moon on the 1st for a deep introspective meditative dive with the sacred herb.  A private smoke session with a deep Indica cannabis strain will do the trick nicely.  Float deep into yourself.  Connect with your inner voice.  To ride this large cosmic wave of positivity in September, you will need balance and direction.  Use this deep medicated meditative dive into self to find your desired direction.  Much like a fully loaded session with an Indica strain, a deep dive into self can be a scary proposition, but this solo sacred smoke session will come with universal benefits.  Once you find your desired internal direction, your travels on the terrestrial plain will be filled with confidence and determination.  Stoner Capricorn, this meditative exercise will benefit you in all spheres of life.

You can’t smoke a bowl before loading it stoner Capricorn.  In September, you can’t get a promotion in the workplace before asking for it.  You are your own best advocate at work.  Don’t neglect an active management style toward your promotion.  Yeah, I’ll smoke a bowl to that.  Good luck!

Stoner Capricorn my favorite Bob Marley quote will come in handy this month:  “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  Again, the cosmic wave of positivity in September is a blessing, but it requires hard to work to ride it.  This is certainly true within the sphere of personal relationships.  Toke time for meditative smoke sessions in September that focus on self.  What can you do to be a better cannabis companion?  Emotional and mental work can be heavy, but results will come immediately from an honest effort.

And thus hard work feeds the balance and confidence, which feeds positive action on the terrestrial plain, which feeds a circular loop of positivity in all spheres.  Ride that wave stoner Capricorn.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Cancer don’t be discouraged, stay lifted!  Although September marks the closing of Summer, it also is the beginning of the next stoney chapter in your cosmic cannabis chronicles.  While you may be excited to get started on the fun projects you have planned for the fall, it will be crucial that you finish up any endeavors from the past couple months.  Whether it’s your literal or metaphorical garden, you don’t want to ruin your crop by harvesting too soon.  Stay diligent until the job is done.  Then, pack a fresh bowl, and toke time to fully enjoy the fruits of your labor.  You’ve been steadily grinding, and putting in the work stoner Cancer, so you can relax and roast your favorite strain of the sacred herb guilt free!  And after this celebratory smoke session, you will be ready to pursue ever higher aspirations.

Stoner Cancer when you are not busy smoking good green, you should be singularly focused on growing your financial green.  Maybe you want to get your closest cannabis companions an extra special gift for the fast approaching holiday season.  Perhaps you are overdue to treating yourself to that new bong you’ve been eyeing.  Whatever your motivation stoner Cancer, start saving now!  Whether you pick up extra hours, or apply for a next level position, you will have the chance to show the higher ups that you mean business.  Just know that you should not expect the universe to deliver such opportunities in a neat little baggie.  If you truly want to advance, it will take a show of interest, and demonstration of initiative on your part stoner Cancer.  But, once you spark the embers of motivation, there will be almost nothing that can keep you from blazing your way to the top.  

When it comes to weather patterns of the homefront, there are no hurricanes on the horizon; but unfortunately tranquil days are not part of the forecast either.  Fortunately, how you embrace these emotional currents is completely within your control stoner Cancer.  Make sure the peace pipe is handy, and the stash is plenty, whenever the stoner fam gathers.  The difference between minor disagreements with friends, and a major disruption of good vibes amongst your partners-in-chronic can come down to perspective.  My lovely Crab remember, it’s always better to burn bowls instead of bridges.  As long as you are able to share the sacred sensimilla, you will always be able to puff puff pass on senseless confrontation. 

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Aries Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Aries, while you watch others frantically try to squeeze in a last minute road trip, or a stay-cation before autumn arrives, you welcome September contentedly.  The stoner Ram knows that they made the most out of every hot and hazy day of Summer.  But, the good times don’t have to end Stoner Aries!  It may not be at the same fiery pace you maintained in August, but you can continue your stoney adventures at a slow and steady burn, far into the fall season.  The secret to maintaining your groove will be to keep a balanced budget regarding both your finances, and your spiritual energy.  You might always be ready to hike to an elevated smoke spot, or to take a ride with your partners-in-chronic to enjoy cannabis on the coast.  But be forewarned:  You won’t get very far unless you have enough green to put gas in the tank, and enough left in your stash to toke up when you finally arrive.  

Stoner Aries the workplace will be a time of great accomplishment and advancement, as long as you are able to avoid butting heads with coworkers.  Even if you are in a leadership position, remember you are still one of the team.  Not everyone will always like the tasks they are assigned, but instead of reprimanding skeptics, redirect them.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to illuminate the vision of the big picture, and help everyone to see the impact of individual contributions.  But, keep in mind that communication is a two-way street stoner Aries.  Just because someone’s idea seems half-baked, or was not part of the original action plan, doesn’t mean it’s not worth hearing.  Your most important job is to promote peace, progress and innovation.  If the team is able to puff puff pass on the dramatics, productivity will reach record highs.  

September is here and it’s time to clear your head.  It’s always recommended you keep the stash jar full, and the air hazy stoner Aries!  But there may be a fog that has been hanging over your head.  Perhaps there is uncertainty that has been holding you back from taking your relationships to the next level.  While it is true that cannabis can help you expand your mind, it can also be a catalyst in strengthening connections with your partners-in-chronic.  So embrace the sacred herb stoner Aries.  Light one up and let go of fear.  You may be surprised to find that it was all in your head all along, and the canna crew has been waiting for you to rejoin the smoke circle.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Aquarius September is a month all about you.  But these words are not intended to promote selfish endeavors.  Instead, meaningful progress will come from internal efforts more so than external situations.

Find connection stoner Aquarius.  It is easy to fall into a waking slumber as we pass through time.  Early in the month extract some self reflection from a deep meditative dive with the sacred herb.  A solo session with an Indica dominant hybrid should do nicely.  Use this meditative exercise to wake from your mundane sleep!  Bob Marley once said, “Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.”  Stop wandering through life comfortable within the routine; especially within smoke circle relationships.  Engage with your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances.  Perhaps they have become more like furniture in your life instead of the interactive canna-buddies they really are.  Positive results will flow from this exercise that might uplift the spirit for the remainder of the month.

Toke time for self mid month.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away the pressure of the terrestrial plain. The cannabis prescription is open to your interpretation and situation.  For some this might be a cozy evening with candles and a deep Indica strain.  For others this anxiety vacation may be an outdoor activity suited more with a spicy Sativa strain.  No matter the activity or the strain, be sure to take advantage of planetary support for a mental vacation.

Stoner Aquarius before the end of the month there will be personal challenges that must be confronted.  As with the cosmic theme of September, these challenges have more to do with your internal workings than any outward influences.  Find confidence within a lit bowl of the sacred herb.  Everything will work toward progress as long as you are willing to face the challenge.

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Aries Stoner Horoscope August

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August finds the stoner Aries feeling themselves, cruising along in an above average groove that can be expected to flow throughout the entirety of the month.  As the first of the stoner Zodiac, you will ultimately have executive decision making authority as to how the smokey scenes play out during the cannabis infused chapters of your Summer.  Although you may find yourself at the helm, commander of your cosmic space cruiser, understand that the journey will be much more memorable with a trusted partner-in-chronic sitting shotgun!  A trusted co-pilot can mean the difference between smokin’ solo, or having someone to puff puff pass with when you need to pause, and pack a bowl, at a crucial crossroad.  In other words, they can be the canna-confidant who talks, and tokes, with you before you pick which path you hope leads to greener pastures. 

Stoner Aries while it can be helpful and lucrative to keep the long-game in mind, don’t plan out your calendar for work too far in advance this month.  Circumstances are subject to, and are likely to, change.  Your most valuable asset in your sacred tool chest during this season will be flexibility.  Even the most well-rolled joint can tear and run unexpectedly.  These stoner boner tears may also affect projects you were certain were a surefire win.  Don’t panic stoner Aries!  Assess, adapt, and apply the new approaches necessary to get the job done.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your elevated third eye vision.  As long as you are learning as you go, you can turn setbacks into new skills, and reimagine obstacles as opportunities, to advance toward higher levels of achievement.  You can’t always avoid the possibility of the stash having a couple seeds in it, but you may be pleasantly surprised by what may grow if you plant them.

When it comes to recreation and relationships, the stars have aligned to deliver the stoner Aries the greatest good vibes of the season.  The only way drama will find you my irrepressible Ram, is if you go looking for it.  Keep puffing and passing to those you already consider to be a part of your most inner smoke circle.  You can count on any ill will, or unwanted negativity, to get lost in the haze.  Stick with your trustworthy tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, and your tried-and-true cannabis strains stoner Aries, and you are sure to keep your spirit high all Summer.

Aries Stoner Horoscope August

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August finds the stoner Aries feeling themselves, cruising along in an above average groove that can be expected to flow throughout the entirety of the month.  As the first of the stoner Zodiac, you will ultimately have executive decision making authority as to how the smokey scenes play out during the cannabis infused chapters of your Summer.  Although you may find yourself at the helm, commander of your cosmic space cruiser, understand that the journey will be much more memorable with a trusted partner-in-chronic sitting shotgun!  A trusted co-pilot can mean the difference between smokin’ solo, or having someone to puff puff pass with when you need to pause, and pack a bowl, at a crucial crossroad.  In other words, they can be the canna-confidant who talks, and tokes, with you before you pick which path you hope leads to greener pastures. 

Stoner Aries while it can be helpful and lucrative to keep the long-game in mind, don’t plan out your calendar for work too far in advance this month.  Circumstances are subject to, and are likely to, change.  Your most valuable asset in your sacred tool chest during this season will be flexibility.  Even the most well-rolled joint can tear and run unexpectedly.  These stoner boner tears may also affect projects you were certain were a surefire win.  Don’t panic stoner Aries!  Assess, adapt, and apply the new approaches necessary to get the job done.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your elevated third eye vision.  As long as you are learning as you go, you can turn setbacks into new skills, and reimagine obstacles as opportunities, to advance toward higher levels of achievement.  You can’t always avoid the possibility of the stash having a couple seeds in it, but you may be pleasantly surprised by what may grow if you plant them.

When it comes to recreation and relationships, the stars have aligned to deliver the stoner Aries the greatest good vibes of the season.  The only way drama will find you my irrepressible Ram, is if you go looking for it.  Keep puffing and passing to those you already consider to be a part of your most inner smoke circle.  You can count on any ill will, or unwanted negativity, to get lost in the haze.  Stick with your trustworthy tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, and your tried-and-true cannabis strains stoner Aries, and you are sure to keep your spirit high all Summer.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Cancer you spent the last month moving at a mile a minute, soaking up the sun, and finding the sweetest smoke spots.  While you should keep blazing trails, and continue your stoney adventures, August should also be a time to take pause.  Toke time to reflect on where you’ve been, so you can look forward to where you want to go.  In other words my lovely stoner Crab:  Make sure you set aside time to stop to smell, and smoke, the flowers.  You don’t have to be a master of meditation, just light one up, mellow out, and connect with your inner self.  You may be happy with what you find stoner Cancer.  But, these short, yet frequent, moments of introspection can help you keep your chakras aligned, and deepen your Zen state of mind.  The greater your bliss, the better you will be able to share your positive vibrations with your stoner family.

You have accrued substantial karma points with your work performance so far in 2020.  Although it wasn’t always easy, your persistence, and dedication has meant successful outcomes in all of your endeavors.  Stoner Cancer now it is time to cash in on your hard work and investment.  While you can thank the sacred herb for helping you rise above, you only have yourself to thank for moving higher up the ranks in the workplace.  You might finally get the position you have been working towards, or maybe it’s time to completely change your surroundings with a new company.  However you decide to switch it up, you will find yourself in a better position to showcase your abilities, and can expect more green on payday.  

Stoner Cancer, do you believe in a thing called love?  You should!  Whether it’s your lifelong partner-in-chronic, smoke circle friends, the canna-fam, or your newest cannasseur compatriot, good vibes and kind buds will be the common thread that ties you all together.  It’s summer after all; temperatures and spirits are only going to get higher.  Bumps and bruised feelings are always a possibility, but with a little help from your favorite strain, and the peace pipe, any obstacle can be overcome.  With everyone floating along on a happier, higher frequency, you can get back to what really matters:  Spending time tokin’, talkin’, and puff puff passing the smoke-filled summer days.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Capricorn August promises to be as refreshing as a cool Summer breeze.  Life is good.  Perhaps some adventurous classic rock should blast from your speakers this month during the day, and some celebratory Jimmy Buffet calypso music at night.  All strain options are open for your cannabis prescription during the second Summer month my smokey Sea-Goat.

I have a specific vision surrounding the New Moon of the 18th:  Avoid large smoke-outs stoner Capricorn.  In the few days after the New Moon there will be an opportunity to gather with a large smoke circle.  Unfortunately the planetary alignment will not support you in this endeavor.  Instead, keep your social smoke sessions to close cannabis companions in the days after the New Moon.

Things are going good.  There is a natural confidence that has developed from this blessed period.  Obstacles pop up, and you deliberately knock them down like an expert at whack-a-mole.  Be forewarned stoner Capricorn:  A confident and relaxed stride can leave you vulnerable to a complex and unexpected obstacle.  This exact situation will arise during your Summer August strole toward progress.  Use the sacred herb to enhance your third eye vision.  Since you are so good right now at solving problems, perhaps you can create more than one solution when a pesky obstacle pops up.  Toke time for a contemplative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Instead of a quick whack at that mole of an obstacle, toke time to analyze and see beyond your quick solution.  With your herbally enhanced proactive problem solving in place, even the most complex hidden obstacles won’t take away from your confident stride toward progress.

Stoner Capricorn, speaking of progress:  There will be a warm cosmic wind of advancement within the personal sphere this month.  Whether you are single or in a partnership, this wind will fill your sails, and stoke the sacred bowl of life.  You do not need any predictive instructions to take advantage.  As long as you maintain communication with your inner voice through sacred herbal meditations, everything will work out with splendor.  You be you stoner Capricorn.  Funny, witty, direct, patient, and strong are the traits that set you apart.  Let them shine within the canna-crew, among smoke circle acquaintances, and with cannabis companions.  Trust and love thyself stoner Capricorn.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Gemini this could be the Summer of happy Twins.  The sun is out, the bowls are lit, and the Twins are content.  The current planetary alignment ensures mutual admiration within relationships with low resistance toward progress.  Now that’s a Summer forecast I can smoke to.

First, this is great news within the work sphere.  There will be numerous opportunities in August to participate, and share, within a team dynamic.  Relax my lovely Twin.  Personal progress can come from the collective achievement of the team.  Flow this month without restriction like a natty perc that operates with open diffusion.  Bask in the glow of success without the worry of credit or accolades.

Second, there is a great opportunity for collective magic within the smoke circle this month.  Treat your broad smoke circle with trust and compassion stoner Gemini.  It will be like a mutual admiration toker’s society in August.  Let interpersonal relationships flow with ease, but make sure to reflect back the admiration and respect you receive.  Matching bowls leads to matching inspirations.

Toke notes with the cannabis smoke this month:  A sharp tongue can wound close cannabis companions.  We all know you are funny stoner Gemini, but sometimes there is a fine line between funny, and hurtful, with your daring adventures in comedy.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek clarity, caution, and wisdom with internal dialogues before they become external painful pranks.  Sometimes the sharpest witt, can cut.  Using a higher perspective will save face, and leave room for stoney Summer stories another time.

Don’t get jumpy at the end of the month stoner Gemini.  Stagnant cosmic air should be used for planning and task execution.  Just because the universe leaves room for adventure, does not mean it comes without risk.  Avoid whimsical leaps of chance at sudden opportunity.  An expected fat celebratory bowl could likely turn into a bunk bag of schwag.  Stoner Gemini stick to what is known and proven in the final trimester of August.  Quickly developed decisions with risk will not be rewarded.

Leo Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Leo this month while everyone is roasting beneath the Summer sun, you will be a source of refreshing relief to your fellow tokin’ terrestrials. Like a cool, smoke-filled oasis in a hot and hazy land, others cannot help but to be drawn into your welcoming orbit. You keep people intrigued, and amazed, by your seemingly endless optimism; but the secret is simple:  You just want everyone around you to have the best time possible!  Whether it’s giving a few nugs to a friend whose stash is getting low, or sharing a bowl while a cannabis companion decompresses after a rough day at the office, everyone who crosses your path will leave with their spirit lifted.

Stoner Leo off the clock you are known as the wild Lion, always down to light one up, and ready to embark upon innumerable endo-excursions with the cannabis crew. But, when it comes to getting work done, you are often the first one to show up, and the last one to leave. Everyone knows you are serious when it comes to business matters. This sometimes means long hours at the office, but your persistent grind is certain to catch the attention of peers and higher-ups, and may result in an elevated position. New hires, and longtime coworkers are certain to notice the roaring pace at which you get the job done. While you aren’t the only one who is working hard, you can help to harness the team’s creativity, and channel the energy into tangible results. Under your leadership, when it comes to progress and achievement, the sky is truly the limit.

In your eagerness to help your fellow stoner space travelers, to lift their spirits, you sometimes put off addressing what it is that makes you a happy stoner Leo. But, others notice. Whether it is your closest cannabis cohorts, or your lifelong partner-in-chronic, remember that you are surrounded by others who want nothing but to see you smile. Summer is certain to be filled with good vibes and endless good times, as long as you keep your jars filled, and a bowl packed for two. Know that if sharing is caring stoner Leo, you possess a lion’s share of both!

Libra Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Libra the month of August will be a grand adventure.  But even within the most ambitious progressive undertakings, obstacles will be present.  The good news is that these obstacles will be limited to personal relationships, and only for a limited time.  A rollercoaster of good and bad cosmic vibes will create a wild ride within the smoke circle for the first half of the month.  But with a prescription of calm meditations with the sacred herb, mystery and obscurity will be thwarted by clarity of revelations.

Stoner Libra, puff puff plan for flexibility within the personal sphere in the first half of the month.  Relax on your strident claims of justice until all the facts come out.  Perhaps the plan from sacred meditative smoke sessions is simply to apply more patience in cloudy situations.  There will be plenty of breaks of clarity within stormy emotions.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to make kind judgements within these breaks of cosmic clarity.  The gears of the cosmic grinder break free after the 15th.  Obscure smoke clouds become clear smoke signals within communications in the canna-fam. 

Stoner Libra, within the work sphere, August is a team effort.  It will be imperative to create a plan and execute within the calendar days of the month.  Your participation, and or leadership within this cosmic deadline, will be instrumental in the team’s success.  Toke time off the clock to meditate with the sacred herb.  Create a blank mental state, and allow your internal voice to rise with sacred communication.  Each stoner Libra is a unique terrestrial astronaut, but the requirements to achieve this work mission are within each individual.  Soak up internal confidence from sacred meditations, and apply your internal talents and skills to the job at hand.

The sacred herb can be used as a tool for progress in August.  First, as a calming tool to increase patience and perception within the personal sphere.  Second, as a tuning fork of internal confidence within the work sphere.  With the sacred herb as a tool in your cosmic mission, progress in August is assured!

Pisces Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Pisces you are used to taking care of other stoner star signs, and willing to do what is necessary to soothe their spirits.  But, what do YOU need this month?  What are YOU  passionate about stoner Pisces?  At the beginning of the month, you may feel like a fish out of water with all of your fellow cannabis companions noticing your shimmering aura.  Don’t let it go to your head, but embrace the attention and the ensuing compliments.  You will always be the friend with the good green, ready and waiting to share with those in need; just remember that it’s okay to be the one who picks out the munchies, and who gets to decide where the canna-crew goes on your next endo-excursion.  Once you settle into this new found place at the center of the stage, you will discover that all those quirks you thought too strange to share, are exactly what attracted those to your smokey orbit in the first place.  

August is not the time to swim against the current stoner Pisces.  Don’t waste energy trying to swim upstream, instead focus on navigating the rapids so you reach your goal with the least resistance.  Toke time to mediate with the sacred herb to draw out your strengths.  Put full effort into excelling in those areas.  It may seem like your contributions are small, but trust that they will have a big impact.  Aim for the efficient, not the elaborate; by narrowing your focus, you are sure to get greater returns on your energy investment.  

Summer is not lost on you stoner Pisces.  Whether you adventure alone or with a partner-in-chronic, the great outdoors is calling, and the air is not the only thing buzzing.  Wherever you wander, the sweet scent of sensimilla will be the soundtrack to all your terrestrial travels.  While you are certain to encounter others cruising on their own cosmic mission, remember the path you take is your own.  Stoner Pisces you can welcome the company of new cannabis companions, and the possibility of the dankest detours, or you can decide to float along following the stoney orbit you charted toward your own higher destination.  Your Summer endo excursion is a choose-your-own adventure of the highest calling.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Sagittarius sometimes it’s good to go with the flow – to ride the cosmic channels to wherever they lead you.  August is not one of these times.  It may sound nice to float lazily along the river of life, but you will run the risk of being taken through rougher rapids than you’d like.  Instead, before you embark on any voyage this month, chart your course, and visualize a clear destination.  It may add time to your trip, stoner Sagittarius, but if there is a scenic route, take it!  You may discover the perfect smoke spot, or even happen upon a fellow tokin terrestrial who is more than happy to match bowls.

A successful month at the office is pretty much guaranteed this month stoner Sagittarius.  Good old fashion grit and grind will keep you checking off even the largest projects on your to-do list.  The greatest factor in determining how high you rise in the workplace will come down to the level of trust you have in your peers.  As long as you meet early in the month to map out company goals, and everyone knows their role, you won’t have to burn up time constantly checking every detail.  Instead, you can focus fully on your own tasks, and maintain a forward moving momentum.  Be forewarned:  Keep the grind and the ganja separate stoner Sag.  If you recreate and roast bowls with your coworkers, do so off the clock.  The summer days are long enough for plenty of hazy nights, but you will do your best work if you show up with a clear head.  

Stoner Sagittarius there is one mantra this month within the personal sphere:  Say it out loud!  It’s not just about speaking your mind, but rather expressing clearly your wants and needs.  Open lines of communication will help you to expand the smoke circle, strengthen bonds with cannabis companions, and most importantly, help you avoid bunk bags of bud.  This includes puff puff passing on the negativity of others.  Your August is better spent filled with good people, sticky greens, and exploring the great outdoors.  Use your herbally enhanced third eye vision to avoid being brought down by negative vibes.  As long as you keep your smoke circle close, and your favorite strains well stocked, you will have all the ingredients needed to enjoy a well baked summer.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Scorpio the month of August will be filled with challenges and triumphs.  Gears within the grinder of life may become stuck with sticky communication; but once these gears break free, cosmic support will give a gentle push in the direction of progress.

Little Scorpion be forewarned:  Complexities within communication will cause tension and misunderstanding.  But the sting of conflict will be brief!  Rise above the fray stoner Scorpio.  Chill out with the sacred herb in moments of frustration.  Cloud up the room, and give hazy communication time to clear.  All will return to normal operation within the smoke circle once calm, chill, and medicated heads have time to gain an elevated perspective.

Pay attention to dreams early in the month.  Develop the habit of journaling your dreams.  Smoke about it, and write about it.  Even drawings or brief notes will suffice.  What may not seem cogent or connected at the time, could become instrumental to progress near the end of the month.

Be mindful of workplace sabotage as the New Moon of the 18th approaches. The days preceding the New Moon could be strife with uncooperative, and down-right obstructive, behavior.  Now you know what to look for stoner Scorpio.  Manifest patience and keen third eyesight with meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  From a higher elevation, you will see this behavior more as an anomaly than an entrenched pattern.  Perhaps you will decide to diffuse the situation with kindness and understanding.  Allow the wisdom of the sacred herb to guide your defensive strategy.

The New Moon of the 18th also marks a line of transition for cosmic support.  Before the New Moon it may seem like you are on a defensive footing, but after the lunar event the gears of the universe should loosen.  This will allow a freedom of movement unseen in August.  Use this freedom of movement within the universal influence to celebrate and recreate with cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances.  Remember those dreams early in the month stoner Scorpio?  Now is the time they may become more clear in your cosmic timeline.  Do not sacrifice your mental or physical health for the sake of others.  There will be plenty of opportunities to puff puff pass with like minded tokers, with kindness and progress at heart.  End the month with a bowl and a bang stoner Scorpio, it’s your time!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Taurus August sets up to be a blessed month with two distinct periods of progress.  Who says you can’t have it all, and smoke it too?  It could be said you will be living that dab life in the first half of the month, and using that flower power in the second half.

First Half:  The cosmos is sending a gift of companionship in the first half of August stoner Taurus.  Get out, enjoy the company of the canna-crew!  This may seem easy enough, but it will require action.  Mind over body my stoic stoner Bull.  Action over complacency.  You may have doubts about your terrestrial excursions; these doubts are natural.  Toke time to contemplate with the sacred herb.  First forgive yourself for reluctancy.  Then push, pull, and prod yourself into the fray.  Use the sacred herb as a confident catalyst to join the smoke circle.  Once there, you will find strength in the canna-fam.  Live life out loud in the first half of August.  Love, empathy, enjoyment, and companionship are all words to focus on while you chop it up, and smoke it up, with the canna-crew.

Second Half:  Planetary influence supports a solitary existence in the second half of August stoner Taurus.  Puzzles and problems are best solved with sacred meditation and a high-minded perspective.  I cannot give a strain recommendation for this period.  You will need to create your own cannabis strain test.  During this period, focusing on the details of the puzzles and problems will be difficult.  Sativa strains may help with clarity and energy, but they could also create a crashed frizzle-fried mental state.  Indica strains may help slow the pace of the puzzles and problems to help solve them, but it could also numb the senses to key aspects of solutions.  Thus, experimentation for each unique stoner Bull is required to find the right canna-tool for the period.

Use exercise as a break in between your experimentation with the sacred herb.  If a smoke session goes awry, perhaps you can create a hot yoga cleansing within your home.  A brisk walk or run does a great job to clear the air and change the mood.  You might find these meditative exercises put you in a problem solving mindset, and the choice of strain was right all along.

August is a truly blessed month stoner Taurus.  If variety is the spice of life, you certainly will be living right!

Virgo Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Virgo the month of August sets up to be quite a wonderful period filled with cosmic progress and stoney companionship.  But the best news is this:  All that is required from the universe is within you my stoner Virgin.  Your cannabis prescription for August is open, so long as your natural traits, and wonderful nature, are unimpeded from leading you into the terrestrial fray.

In August there is a blessing from the planetary alignment that will expand your social wavelength.  Embrace a new comfortability within the crowd stoner Virgo.  Your smoke circle will almost certainly expand this month, and communion with the canna-crew will hold the key to personal progress.  You will almost certainly feel the increase in vibration through your meditations with the sacred herb, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.

Don’t forget to be yourself!  Stoner Virgo you have a natural instinct for organization and truth.  Your perceptive mind and strong spirit are a blessing from the cosmos.  So often your strength of spirit and analytical nature can get you into trouble.  These experiences have caused anxiety and a cautious approach in the past.  Not this month stoner Virgo!  Let your freak flag fly, and your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will bring support and appreciation. 

The month ends with complex cosmic conundrums.  Problems will come in the form of puzzles, but you can solve them stoner Virgo.  The cannabis prescription may be open for most of the month, but after the 24th, your sacred stash box must contain Sativa cannabis strains.  Energy, focus, and clarity will be required to finish the month with strength of spirit and progress at heart.  See through the traps of crossed wires with your herbally enhanced third eye vision.  Keeping the peace while analyzing that crucial puzzle piece will ensure the progress of the month is banked for future time periods.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Aquarius Summer is in full swing, and there are endless trails and bowls to blaze.  Whether you fill your calendar, or leave your schedule wide open, the physical and philosophical worlds are yours to explore.  And, often you will be able to adventure through both at the same time.  Whatever your plans are, they should include many endo-excursions in the great outdoors.  Find your zen stoner Aquarius!  Whether it is at the top of a mountain, or at your favorite secluded smoke spot, light one up and free your mind.

Some at work may look at you this month, and think you have your head in the clouds.  But those who share your herbally enhanced third eye sight, will see your quirky approaches for what they are, creative and potentially groundbreaking.  Regardless of the vote of confidence you receive from your coworkers, know that as long as you have the determination, you have the tools needed to manifest your vision.  However; many hands make heavy work much lighter.  If you can enlist the skills and support from allies in the workplace, you will see your plans come to fruition more quickly, and with fewer setbacks.  When you have multiple minds on a project, remember that disagreements do not always need to become arguments.  Keep the peace pipe packed if you are fortunate enough to get to puff puff pass with your coworkers.  And if work is a toke-free zone, as long as everyone is willing to keep their ears and minds open, you can find common ground to maintain forward moving momentum.  

Stoner Aquarius others may rely upon rose-tinted glasses, but your high spirits come from your own genuine good vibes and optimism.  This August you will have the opportunity to inspire and uplift all in your smoke circle. However, this doesn’t mean you are responsible for everyone else’s problems.  Just being your kind and generous self will be enough to brighten anyone’s day.  So whether it’s sharing a bowl with your closest cannabis companions, or firing up a fatty with a fellow stoner you meet out on a trail, bring your stash, your stoney smile, and keep your summer smokey.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Virgo the greenest gardens do not happen by luck.  It takes effort and considerable care if you want those big, dense, and frosty buds when harvest time comes.  The same applies to any other project and goal; whether you are planting this season’s crop, or planning the rest of your summer.  Embrace the process stoner Virgo:  Plan, prepare, and implement.  If you do this, you can expect positive results for all of your endeavors this July.  A word of caution for both literal and metaphorical gardens:  Don’t over water!  While it takes continual, and concerted, effort to see your investments bloom, you can do more harm than help by over tending.  Do what is needed to help shape outcomes, but don’t interfere too much.  Nothing grows faster just because we are constantly watching.

You may be conflicted as to how to feel about the commencement of summer stoner Virgo.  On one hand, you have the promise of long and hazy days; on the other, a fear that a stop-and-go cadence at work could hinder your productivity.  Don’t worry my lovely stoner Virgin, this summer you can be both efficient in your grind, and effective in your recreation.  Strive to maintain efficiency during work time, and fully embrace those moments set aside for leisure.  Enjoy the evenings relaxing and reflecting with your favorite strains.  Toke time to smell, and smoke, the flowers.  With the mind and spirit rested, you will be better equipped to take on whatever challenges await you when you get back to the office.  

Stoner Virgo, you are not the only one feeling restless after an indecisive spring.  Other stoner Zodiac signs have their stash jars filled, and are ready to join you on your terrestrial travels.  So load up, and get ready to light up stoner Virgo!  But remember that it’s okay to be selective with who you ultimately decide to invite on your cosmic space cruise.  While you may have many candidates who are down to roll, keep the smoke circle contained to those closest in your canna-crew.  This way you can truly relax and recreate:  Sharing the sunsets, the sacred herb, and all the season’s blessings with your partners-in-chronic, without the pressure of entertaining someone new.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Taurus the July period presents shape shifting schizophrenic cosmic influence.  The planetary alignment does not portend huge swings between highs and lows, but instead sudden unsettling shifts between positive and negative charges.  It’s like the most difficult section of a Motocross track:  There won’t be giant table top jumps in July, but instead one long series of whoops to contend with.

Ok, now you know what to expect stoner Taurus.  You can’t go charging down the path of July with all your momentum.  The stoner Bull must slow down and apply their power in spurts and sprints.  This cosmic circumstance presents a cannabis conundrum.  How does a stoner select a sacred strain within a shifting landscape?  First, flexibility is key.  Stock your stash box with a wide variety of stoney strains.  Load up on balanced hybrids, sticky Sativa’s, high CBD, and deep Indica strains of the sacred herb.  A month of whoops can be unsettling, and create an unbalanced mental state.  However, just like a pro Motocross rider, you can feel the rhythm of the whoops and time them for success and progress.  Stick with the high CBD and balanced hybrid strains when you are unsure of terrestrial stability.  Once you find the rhythm of the ups and downs, you can try to select dominant strains to match your mood.

The herky jerky nature of the universal influence will affect the personal and business spheres in similar ways.  It may be tough to read your cannabis companions and coworkers this month.  But perhaps you should puff puff pass on reading and predicting your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  You do you stoner Taurus.  As long as you are present and accountable, you can tackle any trough in the whoops section.  And we all know the stoner Bull can certainly tackle any of the highs along the way!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Scorpio July sets up to be a calm drift, floating in the river of life on our cosmic spaceship, flying through the universe.  Can there be a better month than July to puff on, and float on?

Whether you are a single Scorpion, or a partnered Eagle, July promises to bring flirtatious fun to the personal sphere.  Remember stoner Scorpio, you are on a great lazy float in the cosmic river.  All sacred strains of cannabis are open on this stream.  But be sure to share bowls with your canna-crew.  Don’t waste your energy, or your high, chasing anyone in particular.  The river of influence will take you to your destination without worry.  Relax, take it all in, and go with what feels right.  The stoner fam will be there for you no matter what you are holding, and no matter where you are going.

Ok stoner Scorpio, all this fun flirting floating along the river of life is great right?  But, you have to make the scratch to pay for that pipe, and the sacred green kush that goes in it.  Yes, there will be work in July.  If you become too frizzle-fried from a day in the sun, or too frosty from burning tree late at night, important business tasks may slip.   Be sure to set up weigh stations, and reminders, along the river banks to help you keep the economic machine grinding along.  You can do it all my fearless Scorpion!  Perhaps an investment in sticky notes will help you maintain some modicum of terrestrial responsibility as you float the lazy cosmic river.

Maybe this funny note will help you remember your responsibilities:  July 14th is National Nude Day.  On the 15th there will be a cosmic wind pulling your terrestrial tube toward a reprimand.  So, make a note!  Get your shit together by the 14th of July, or you might be caught naked, and exposed.  As long as you get through this test mid month, you will be matching bowls with cannabis companions the remainder of the period without a schedule, or care in the world.  

Float on!  I’m totally jealous, my fierce Scorpion!

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Sagittarius be ready for cosmic waves of positivity in July.  Although these waves are brief in nature and timing, they are voluminous and impactful.  But your keen cannabis enhanced third eye will be required this month.  Every wave has a peak and a trough just like every bowl that is half packed is also half empty.

Stoner Sag your month is dominated by the Moon.  Our blessed Earth satellite will shine waves of positivity for the stoner Archer during two distinct events in July.  First, the Full Moon of the 4th brings a power packed wave of positivity.  Make sure your quiver is armed and ready with arrows of the sacred herb during this bountiful period to start the month.  Don’t let the period of the first through the fourth pass without pushing the boundaries of positive progress.  No matter the activity, get out and enjoy the terrestrial plain and your smoke circle.  A bountiful bouquet of positive experiences is sure to grow.

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius:  As the wave of positivity passes on the 4th, it will be followed by a trough of cosmic support.  This period is not fateful, but after a surge of positive excitement, anything that follows is sure to be a let down.  Use this time to focus on problem solving and physical self improvement.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to stay on task.  Find sacred cannabis strains that help maintain focus and clarity.  With an herbally enhanced third eye, you should be able to fill the void of cosmic influence with productive task mastery.  It’s up to you.

The trough of the wave is always longer and deeper, but the peaks are the highest of highs.  The New Moon on the 20th will come to wash away all the troubles of the trough with another blast of cosmic positive energy.  Make sure to have your stash jar loaded, and your daily driver close at hand.  With the New Moon comes another possibility for the Stoner Sag.  How is your balance?  Do you think you can surf this final Moon wave of July?  As long as you stay motivated to execute the important tasks during the trough between waves, it is possible for the stoner Archer to gain sea legs, and ride the final Moon wave of positivity until the end of the month.  It will be like a cosmic mission to hit your shot.  Stay loaded, hit the right frequency of the sacred highs, and push for peace and progress to finish the second Summer month off right.  It doesn’t take a psychic to see you have all the skills necessary to embrace this lunar challenge.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Pisces you may not always get what you want, but you can always strive to be what you want. Oftentimes we associate Spring as being the season of transformation, but by the end of July, even your closest cannabis companions may not recognize you.  You should approach this period like a mystery bag of the sacred herb.  You can make it smoke better if you pick out the stems.  But at some point, if you find too many seeds and sticks, you might as well throw out the whole stash and start fresh.  Stoner Pisces this doesn’t mean you should do everything differently from how you are doing it now.  Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month.  Mellow the mind, and turn your third eye vision to the future you.  Remember, if you can envision it, you can become it.

This month your frequent meditations and persistent smoke sessions will help you identify and refine your talents.  Instead of fretting over your shortcomings my swift stoner Fish, focus on your strengths.  Use them to the fullest to advance the bottom line, and your position within the company.  Ignore any funny looks you may get in the workplace.  Some might call your methods unconventional, but your closest coworkers know that you get results!  Your ability to collaborate with your peers will be the most significant factor in determining whether the big projects are successful, or you have to start back at the drawing board.  So keep the peace pipe packed, and lines of communication open.  Fresh bowls and candid conversations will keep the ideas flowing, and the company growing.

Not everyone will appreciate your quirky qualities stoner Pisces.  But, don’t worry about them.  There are plenty of your fellow cannabis connoisseurs who you will attract into your eccentric and endearing orbit.  Whether you are looking for your one-and-only cannabis companion, or a platonic partner-in-chronic, the summer is budding with people who are more than happy to puff puff and pass the time with you.  So set your sights high this summer stoner Pisces.  Grab a friend and your favorite pipe.  Make the journey to your favorite smoke spot.  Once you arrive, pack an extra-sticky bowl for two.

Libra Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Libra July promises to be a month of lessons and triumphs, mixed with frosty nugs in the summer sun.  There will be no particular cannabis strain recommendation for the month.  However, the planetary alignment suggests you find time for more light smoke sessions versus intermittent deep trips.  If this scares you a bit, simply pack your pipe with high CBD strains.  There is a lot to do this month, it would be a shame to over-bake your cosmic spacesuit, and get stuck on an innocuous couch voyage.

Stoner Libra you are not the only stoner forming judgments and weighing the scales of justice.   The planetary alignment of July promises to present a mirror to some of your more base personality traits.  We have discussed this already this year, and it seems a theme for 2020 may be developing.  You have a noble and natural quest for justice, but this can manifest in persnipity ways within interpersonal relationships.  When others are offended from your silly or insignificant actions, are you aggrieved, or do you have understanding?  You must lean on the calming nature of the sacred herb during these times.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb:  Perspective is everything.  When someone gives you a dose of your own medicine, perhaps the medicine of the sacred herb can heal the process.  Without an understanding of perspective, a vicious cycle of offense and justice may ensue.  A downward spiral strong enough to break apart any smoke circle or canna-crew.  You got this stoner Libra.

A mini cycle of positive wind surrounds the New Moon on the 20th.  Toke time to contemplate your hopes and dreams on the 18th.  This mini cycle of positivity will bring gifts from the cosmos.  But it will tilt the scales in favor of invention and innovation.  By the 20th when the New Moon rises be sure to have a plan in action stoner Libra.  The mini cycle ends by the 24th, at which time a confident stride should carry your mission forward.

Leo Stoner Horoscope July

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This summer, the stoner Lion should always aspire to reach a higher plane.  Light one up and get lifted stoner Leo.  Leave behind the naysayers and critics.  The only person you have to please this July is you!  While you will begin the month feeling on fire, ready to take on the world, it will be important to find a steady maintainable pace.  Summer is just getting started, and you don’t want to burn through your stash, or your energy reserves, too early.  Top on your to-do list should be seeking out, and finding, the sweetest smoke spots.  Whether you bring a friend to share with the hazy days, or fly solo for your smoke sessions, outdoor adventures will be good for both the mind and the spirit.

Stoner Leo, while a win for you is a win for the entire team, don’t sell yourself short when it comes to taking credit where it is due.  Dividing up the project into smaller, more manageable tasks will lighten everyone’s workload, but it is okay to acknowledge your personal contributions to the bottom line. Similarly, you can lend a helping hand to colleagues if needed; but at the end of the day, you can’t do the work for them.  Sometimes your greatest contribution is simply to lead by example stoner Leo.  When your peers, smokers, and non-tokers alike, see you operating and achieving on a higher level, you will be uniquely positioned to elevate the whole team’s spirits.  

You will be feeling the heat in July stoner Leo.  Both from the summer sun, and prospective cannabis companions.  While increased intimacy with a bud-loving counterpart might be exciting and enticing, remember there’s no need to rush.  A good gardener will wait for the right moment, when cannabinoid content in the plant is at its highest, before they harvest.  It will be important to apply this patient approach to both romantic and platonic endeavors.  You may be tempted to aim high, and move to the next level in your relationships; especially when things are going well.  No one is saying you shouldn’t be passionate in your pursuit of your partner-in-chronic, just make sure you have given enough time for these connections to fully flower before making your next move.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Gemini July marks a period of freedom and rebirth, and it comes quick!  The themes of June carry forward into July as the universe is not finished with your internal closet cleaning, and smoke circle purging.

The 4th of July marks a clear line of progress where the internal analysis of June turns into action in July.  Toke time to puff puff pass on hesitation and insecurity.  Prepare yourself before the 4th with a solo smoke session to clear the air, and prepare the mind.  Last month we discussed how your tendency to morph into what you perceive others want you to be is toxic and unnecessary.  Did this ring true?  Did you toke time to notice who in the smoke circle truly knows you, and accepts the real you?  Final analysis must be completed before the fourth.

The American Independence Day does not mark just the birth of a nation this year, but also your own birth of freedom.  After the 4th, all this analysis and contemplation will turn into action.  It’s time to put away the masks you wear because of your own perception of how you are viewed by the canna-crew.  Breathe stoner Gemini, inhale the sacred herb, and allow yourself to be free.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst of confidence to find your own independence from the mirage of internal expectations.  You be you, and don’t let anyone, including yourself, stop you.

All of this self actualization of positive internal progress will spill over into the workplace in July.  And why not?  Be sure to check the mirror often stoner Gemini.  You will like what you see, and this boost of self esteem will have you winning at work.  July will be a great month to multitask smoke sessions with wellness initiatives.  Whether it be yoga or a brisk hike, take time for health during toke time in July.  

Look in the mirror stoner Gemini.  Smile.  Love who you see looking back at you.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Capricorn cosmic influence in July promises delight, intrigue, and progress.  And these wonderful words will manifest singularly within the three trimesters of the month.  So pack the bowl and sit back; I’ve got the perfect cannabis inspired recipe for success in July.

First Trimester:  Delight

The battle hardened Sea-Goat can breathe easy as July begins.  Inhale the positivity of the sacred herb, and seek a happy-go-lucky internal nature.  You are protected from the hard work you have endured so far this year.  Avoid deep Indica cannabis strains in the first trimester.  This period will be filled with active adventures.  A balanced hybrid or Sativa strain will assist this cosmic blessing instead of sabotaging it.

Second Trimester:  Intrigue

A whimsical and happy-go-lucky influence in the first trimester turns to pointed motivation in the second.  This cosmic influence will help you find your groove.  The second ten day period would be a good time to put the pipe down, or switch to a high CBD strain of the sacred herb.  There will be more mystery and unpredictable situations in the second trimester.  Keep your head clear, so you don’t lose track of what is important.  Motivation and production will be paramount mid month.  Don’t get sidetracked trying to solve intricate puzzles.

Third Trimester:  Progress

The month of July ends with magic for the stoner Capricorn.  Now is the time to open up the stash box to any cannabis variety you choose, but strains shared with friends will be the best kind of bud!  The final trimester of the month is all about bonding with the smoke circle, and your cannabis community.  All work and revelations from previous periods will manifest in sticky icky bonds of good tiding.  

What a wonderful month stoner Capricorn.  Each trimester has its own unique theme and benefit.  A month to remember.  Smoke it up!

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July

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Summer is in full swing stoner Cancer.  Amidst all the sweltering and sultry sunny days, remember you are writing your own story.  You are the author of your own adventures, but you should prepare for fellow celestial stoners to join you on your cosmic escapades.  During July, you will have full confidence, and faith, of those in your herbal-infused orbit.  The only person you will have to worry about disappointing is yourself my lovely stoner Crab.  However, this should be of little concern as long as you stay moving onward and upward.  Summer is the ideal time for seeking secluded smoke spots, or hitting the road with a full stash, and no particular destination in mind.

Stoner Cancer, it may be enticing to put off the mounting to-do list, but remember, the tasks won’t take care of themselves.  Tackle the big projects early in the month.  While the pipe might be calling, it will be best to address current issues with a clear mind.  It may seem tedious during the initial phases, but by getting a couple projects out of the way, there will be more time outside of the office to toke up, and pursue more herbally enhanced undertakings.  Persistence is the key stoner Cancer.  As long as you put in the time on the clock, you will make way for next level adventures with your partners in chronic.

The endo-excursions of summer may be vast and endless stoner Cancer, but your smoke circle should be kept to those you know.  While sharing kindness and kind buds is usually a positive act, it will be important to learn the intentions of smoke circle acquaintances before inviting them into your canna-crew.  The best advice for the month of July:  Stay confident stoner Cancer.  Once you know who is down to ride, you’ll know who is down to roll one up.  As long as you spend the Summer season with your favorite strains, and your favorite stoners, July will unfold as a most unforgettable month.

Aries Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Aries you will begin the summer feeling as fiery as ever!  You are still experiencing the afterglow of a sweetly successful June, and you are ready for more!  After the first week you may notice these feelings of satisfaction dim, but don’t worry.  It would be unreasonable to maintain such a fervent sprint for the entire month.  Instead, find a more sustainable pace, and move through July at a steady slow-burn.  You’re playing the long-game stoner Aries.  Budget your efforts, and energy, so you can keep the good vibes flowing until Fall.  

There will always be the urge to second guess, to reexamine recently completed projects, and notice something you could have done better.  Don’t dwell on what could have been done differently stoner Aries; instead use lessons learned to improve the outcomes of future endeavors.  And remember, not all work is done on the clock.  Brainstorm with a fresh bowl at home. Seeking herbal inspiration during downtime could be the secret sauce for success at work.  While there are times to smoke in order to find solid ground, this season, cannabis will help to catapult you to a higher vantage point.  From this ten thousand foot view, you will be able to better see the bigger picture, and easily avoid obstacles down the road.  Your coworkers will look to you for guidance during this period my stout stoner Ram.  You are more than able to lead them, as long as you are willing to rise to the occasion.

Stoner Aries this month you can expect to accrue a great deal of social capital as a result of your own elevated spirit. Take advantage of this by making time to recreate with your fellow cannabis connoisseurs.  Whether it is in your own backyard, or against the backdrop of a majestic mountain landscape, toke good and toke often.  But, don’t worry about how big your smoke circle is, only how smoke-filled your days are.  When it comes to the greens you puff, and the people you pass them too, always aim for higher quality, not quantity. 

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July

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Stoner Aquarius July will be full of passionate plays and frustrated expectations; but with the sacred herb as your copilot, the month will produce wonderful memories and steady progress.  There are clear cosmic diliniations of influence this month.  Cosmic influence will change with each ten day period.  Thus, my herbally enhanced Stoner Horoscope will be broken down into trimesters.

The first trimester of July could be the brightest period.  The planetary alignment should produce a frenetic and lovely pace to start the month.  But don’t lean into this cosmic vibe with an energetic Sativa strain of the sacred herb.  Instead, fill your pipe with an Indica or balanced hybrid cannabis strain.  Use the sacred herb to slow down the passionate moments to feel them more.  Live life out loud, and enjoy your cannabis companions with depth of feeling.  Don’t rush anything good!

The cosmic energy changes after the first trimester.  Now is the time to lean on the energetic strengths of Sativa strains.  There will be work to be done, emotionally and physically, in the second trimester.  Use the Sativa strain of the sacred herb as a catalyst to conquer these challenges thoroughly.  Personal drama, and workplace tasks can’t be left alone to fester.  Think it through with a contemplative mind, but attack problems and issues.  The sacred herb will be your third eye guide.

The final trimester of July is a mixed bag of universal influence, and you can adjust your cannabis consumption accordingly.  The requirement for this period will be to stay positive.  No matter the challenges that spill over from the second trimester, all issues will have solutions and resolution.  Maintain a PMA (Positive Mental Attitude) to assist in overcoming challenges.  Manifest positive resolutions stoner Aquarius.  Cosmic destiny assures you exit the month of July as you came into it:  With a pep in your step, and a bright shine in your heart.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Virgo, what goes up must come down, that much is known.  The true test of grit and determination is remembering that even if we fall, we can get back up again; and in most cases, make it to greater highs than you were before the fall.  You may feel discouraged during the first weeks of June while reminiscing on all the mad wins of May.  The transition to Summer may not be as hot as you imagined, but you will have plenty of opportunities to puff, puff, pick yourself up.  Select sacred cannabis strains relevant to the circumstance, stoner Virgo.  Avoid stimulating Sativas in the evening when it is time to unwind, and similarly don’t become couch-locked with a deep Indica if you partake in a morning roast and toast.  If you embrace the sacred sensimilla with a practical, sensible approach, it can be the catalyst needed to get you back on cloud nine.

Stoner Virgo, it can be disheartening at times to see others win big on their first attempt, while you wait for the fruits of your unending labor to finally blossom.  Don’t worry about what others are doing, you’re in it for the long haul.  There are few who question your diligence, and even more who will be ready, and willing, to join forces on big picture issues.  If you are fortunate enough to toke with your coworkers, make sure meditative and creative smoke sessions are plentiful and productive.  Otherwise, even if you enjoy your marijuana meditations solo, be sure to share your inspirations and insights with your peers when you’re back to the mission on Monday.

Stoner Virgo you are more than capable of blazing your way toward summer, charting new territories and seeking out new smoke spots by yourself.  However, we both know it will be more fun with a cannabis cohort in tow.  Whether this person is your longtime partner-in-chronic, or a recently acquainted smoke buddy, bring along the canna-crew on your smoky adventures.  While the challenges of work will not disappear, it will be difficult to dwell when the weekend comes.  Keep the stash jar loaded; cannabis companions will be down to ride and willing to help lighten the load.  By the second half of the month, you and all of your ganja-loving friends will find your cosmic grooves.  The only thing that will be required of you during this time, is to keep the sacred herb close, and good company even closer.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June

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June will require the stoner Taurus to find a softer side.  Wonderful traits like intelligence and dependability will need to take the forefront as stout stubbornness is left behind.  This may be tricky at times, but in order to get the most out of the planetary alignment this month, you must be mindful of your interactions within your smoke circle.

The blessing of the final Spring month is the progress that will come from collaboration.  When moments of stress or frustration circle your personal sphere, smoke it out, and talk it out with the canna-crew.  Advice over freshly packed bowls could dispatch an empty feeling as your bud loving buddies fill your bucket with sound advice.

There is a great side effect to this prescription of collaborative listening:  The bonds of community with your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be strengthened.  Both at work, and in your personal sphere, active listening and team problem solving will bring a winning attitude to you and your cannabis companions.  And now that your softer side is exposed, fun times flirting and recreating with the stoner crew will be enhanced.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus:  After the New Moon of the 20th, universal vibes will swirl in a cosmic storm of influence.  This is not a negative vision, but a confusing one.  Your terrestrial path will disappear in the cosmic storm.  But with a plan of action, your steps will be true and confident within the confusing cosmic weather.  Toke time on the weekend of the 20th to sneak away to your secluded smoke sanctuary.  Meditate with the sacred herb.  The strain selection is open.  Use this contemplative high minded meditative exercise to balance your chakras, steady your gate, and instill your confidence.  It is advised to extend this sacred smoke session over the weekend to fully prepare your third eye for the cloudy vision ahead.  The final days of June will be like walking a cosmic high wire; but you have done it before, and you are still here ready for the next challenge.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Scorpio whatever kindness and good karma you’ve earned in the past is returning to you in the transition to Summer!  You work hard to make those around you feel welcomed and appreciated.  And, in June the cosmos will remind you how much others appreciate you!  If life is a garden, yours is entering into a period of bountiful harvests, and buds in full bloom.  This doesn’t mean there won’t be work still to be done.  But you can rest a bit easier, and reflect on all you have achieved, while preparing for the next chapter of your stoney adventure.  The secret will be to emphasize efficiency stoner Scorpio.  Stay focused on the task at hand when it is time to be productive.  Find balance between the work and personal sphere early in the month.  You will get your to-do list done quickly, and maximize time for recreation.  

Stoner Scorpio the changing of the seasons is the perfect time to mix things up at work.  Use this period to finish up outstanding projects, and plan for the next quarter.  Now is a good time for a thorough, big-picture assessment.  Toke time with the sacred herb to float high above, and analyze your current station.  This may even mean taking some losses and letting go of projects that don’t show the same promise they once did.  This reevaluation will require collaboration and cooperation by the entire team, which could heighten tensions amongst crew members.  Keeping the peace will be crucial for forward progress.  Whether or not you pack the peace pipe and share a bowl after work, it will benefit everyone to meet on a common, hopefully higher, plain.  If this doesn’t work, individual meditative smoke sessions over the weekend can help everyone clear their minds, gather their thoughts, find their zen, and start with a fresh perspective on Monday.  

The stars have aligned in your favor this month, stoner Scorpio.  You don’t have to worry much about external forces pushing you off course during your cosmic travels.  Because of this, you will have the opportunity to turn your focus inward.  Grind your favorite strain, find a quiet place, light one up, and find your center.  Keep your smoke circle tight this month stoner Scorpio:  Best buds only!  It’s not that you should avoid new smoke buddies; but your focus should be on finding your own zen, not smoke circle expansion.  Knowing what you’re smoking, and knowing who you are smoking with, will ensure you enjoy only good greens, good company, and good vibes as you embrace the start of Summer.  

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will be full of frosty nugs and toasted buds.  However, without the right herbally enhanced third eye vision, friends and foes, obstacles and triumphs, could all be cloaked like a blurry mirage.  June is destined to start out on the right foot.  Toke time for a celebratory smoke session early in the month.  Soak up the satisfaction and self esteem boost of a mission accomplished.  Feel good about who you are, and how you got here.

Banking this confidence boost will be necessary as you travel throughout the month.  Setbacks and possible subtle losses to competitors in, and outside of the smoke circle, could shake your resolve.  But is it real stoner Sag?  Or merely the cruel perception of insecurities?  This is the key to soaking up and banking accomplishments early in the month.  It will be imperative to maintain your drive in the midst of perceived set-backs as June unfolds.  A confident forward stride may be the very thing that gets you back on top.  However, if you let a little set back derail your positive momentum, all that winning equity will be lost.

Stoner Sag, this herbally enhanced third eye vision will be required when dealing with potential suitors, and cannabis companions.  Burn, inhale, and breathe my fierce Archer.  Positivity and negativity implied through communication may all just be in your head.  Toke time to feed your head, before losing it.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see through potential mirages of perception to seek truth before action or reaction.

Just like good bud, important projects and decisions in June will take time.  Each step in the process should be done with care so that the outcome is of a higher quality.  Remember stoner Sag, quality of outcome is the goal, not expediency.  You will be tempted to take short cuts, and sacrifice quality within the decision making process in June.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb on these temptations.  Often the time and care put into the process, directly relates to the quality of the outcome.  Enjoy good buds, and make good decisions.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Pisces you will likely enter the month feeling like you’re at the ash end of a bowl.  But, remember, you can always pack another!  Although May has left you feeling like you’re running low, during June, you are certain to re-up.  The goal during this period will be the slow, but ever-so-steady burn.  What might start out as a small ember of excitement for the approaching Summer, and all it brings, will quickly turn into a full blown blaze.  But again, pace yourself stoner Pisces.  You will enter the Summer months, not in a dazed and confused state, but feeling yourself, and flowing steadily along your own cosmic steam.  Give yourself permission to float along this lazy river, as long as you remain moving forward toward progress.  Don’t let yourself be bogged down by those who think you are slacking; you’re taking the scenic route, and they should hope to follow your path.  

Work life will commence at a somewhat different pace.  Stoner Pisces not everyone is going to take your go get’em attitude in stride.  So, it will be best to find like minded, equally ambitious, and bold personalities, to team up.  You know what works, and have a good idea of what will find success.  There will always be those who see your creative approaches as incompatible to getting the job done.  But, they will be the ones left behind, while the rest of the team rises to the next level.  To keep the momentum moving upward, it may be helpful to seek a little external stimuli:  A little sacred herbal inspiration.  If you are not already a self-proclaimed herbal aficionado, don’t be afraid to do your research.  Seek out strains which are known to uplift, and enhance creative exploration.

Stoner Pisces when it comes to friends, family, and current or potential cannabis companions, you can breathe easy once again.  This doesn’t mean you should take these relationships lightly.  But, as long as you toke time to meditate, and reflect upon what you want for yourself, you will be ready to articulate those needs to others.  With two-way lines of communication open, those closest in your smoke circle will be able to expect the same.  Take it easy and toke it easy, stoner Pisces.  Summer is here for you, and so is the canna-crew, ever ready to roll together.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Libra June presents a great opportunity to analyze and exert perspective and choice.  Often we leave it up to the stars, but our own decision making process is the ultimate navigator for life.  In June, there will be difficult choices of repair or replace.  Here is a subtle example:  Perhaps your favorite piece has a crack.  Sure it puff puff passes fine, but deeper thought might see a cost benefit analysis to replace your cherished pipe.  Toke time with the sacred herb to meditate on these choice conundrums.  The decision to deal with it, repair it, or replace it, will be prominent in the final Spring month.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to bring high minded decision making to the process.

What a great month where the main obstacle may be choice making!  That is the magic to June for the stoner Libra:  There is freedom within the planetary alignment.  Freedom of choice, freedom of movement, freedom of expression, it’s all supported by cosmic influence.  The best way to take advantage of this lubricated motion is to wipe the slate clean early in the month, so that your mind is clear of cluttered projects of the past.  Toke time early in the month with the sacred herb as your herbal assistant.  Finish those to-do lists, cancel those far-flung hopeful endeavors, and complete those dusty tasks left behind.  Remember stoner Libra:  Deal with it, repair it, or replace it can work on intangible projects as much as tangible objects.  Clear the clutter, and start a new chapter in June!

Polite stoner Libras have an advantage within the sphere of romance.  Whether you share a bowl, or exist within a solo smoke session, all stoner Libras will have an opportunity for passion in June.  Keep your eyes on the scales of justice, and mind your manners!  A little spark could ignite into a great flame with the right care and attention.  As with the theme of the month, the choice is up to you.  Take great care with your freedom and choices when other stoner star signs are impacted.  Your kindness will directly impact the success of your choices.

Leo Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Leo June is an opportunity to party!  Comparatively speaking, you will be one of the few stoner star signs that are able to avoid cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  As long as you keep a cool head within the smoke circle, and juggle multiple projects at work, this month should be as pleasant as the weather.

Be the bright light in your smoke circle stoner Leo.  Lead like the happy lion you are.  Toke time to recognize that many members of the stoner pride will be battling messy cosmic influence this June.  Lead from the front, and leave a trail of buds behind so others may follow.  During dark times of cosmic storms, the stoner pride needs the lucky Leo to stay steadfast as a positive example.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  The stars may be bright in your cosmic house, but the storm clouds in your cannabis companion’s house will be visible and impactful.  Keep your chill vibes stoner Leo.  Puff puff pass on needless sharp reactions to your frazzled cannabis cohorts.  Let the little things go, and move forward with a positive blank slate.  If you stop to battle petty little things, the cosmic storm clouds may transfer from your canna-crew, to you.  Subtle nuisances can nag, and eat away, at your shiny exterior if you don’t leave them behind like the trivial obstacles that they are.  Sometimes blissful ignorance is active leadership stoner Leo.

Multitasking is an essential trait in the workplace to find success in June.  Various projects will see halting moments of progress.  Without other bowls burning, you could be out of smoke this month.  Keep your to-do list organized so that when you hit one dead end, another productive road is sure to be found.

Enjoy the party stoner Leo.  Toke time with the sacred herb in many moments this month to appreciate your position, and center your Chakras with positivity.  Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts are sure to find those nugs you’ve left along the trail.  Welcome them with a happy heart and a warm flame when they catch up to you.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Gemini June is a powerful month with a triad of cosmic conditions.  First, there is a lunar eclipse on the 5th.  Second, after June 18th your ruling planet Mercury plummets into retrograde.   And third, there is a solar eclipse on the 21st.  Wow, these all set up to create a hallucinogenic trip of cosmic ascendancy.

Chill stoner Gemini.  Keep your stash jar loaded, and your daily driver close at hand.  The swirling cosmic condition will create unbalanced footing on the terrestrial plain.  This means moments of exhilaration, and moments of insecure withdrawal.  As long as you stay calm, and puff on, you should be able to relish the triumphant times, and rise above all obstacles that blow you off course.

Do you feel like you aren’t really a part of the smoke circle stoner Gemini?  This lack of connection to your canna crew is not unusual for the stoner Twin.  The problem, and the answer might lie within you.  Do you mask who you truly are?  Are there times perhaps you hold back from your internal instincts?  These habits may be rewarded by the canna-crew, and thus become a habit.  100% stoner Gemini, any smoke circle that doesn’t accept you for who you truly are, isn’t worth puff puff passing with.  I realize this is much easier to type, than to implement.  Unfortunately this difficult internal conundrum will be highlighted within the planetary alignment of June.  There is no easy fix, but once you enact sacred meditations with this problem, the more likely you will be to overcome it.  You be you, and let the buds fall where they may.

Stoner Gemini your strengths and skills hide deep within.  June is an opportunity to search for these hidden talents that could become catalysts for progressive growth in future periods.  Toke time around the powerful cosmic events of June for solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  These meditative exercises will help balance your footing, and communicate with your internal drives.  In the end, what may seem like a challenging month, could very well be the moment that launches you toward future progress.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Capricorn it’s time to pull out your compass and high water waders!  June is going to be a squirrelly mix of storming cosmic influence.  There you go, I ripped that line off like a band-aid.  Now let’s work on smoothing out this rough patch prediction.  After all, who else is built for storming weather besides the stoner Sea-Goat?

One of the spheres that will be affected most by the storming planetary alignment is the personal sphere; in particular, it will affect those cannabis companions closest to you stoner Capricorn.  When lines of communication break down, you have two immediate tools to help with the drama.  First of which is time.  Avoid immediate reactions.  The amount of time is up to you, and the circumstance; but breaking away from immediate reaction gives you time to contemplate and cool down.  Second, the soothing third eye vision of the sacred herb can help with deeply personal dilemmas.  Take a break from the immediacy of the moment, and toke time to see the issue from a higher perspective.  With time, and meditation with the sacred herb, these communicative dramatics may lose the heat of the moment.  In the end, perhaps you can chill the drama with a cannabis companion over a shared bowl.  

With the right sacred prescription of patience and a higher perspective, you should make it through June unscathed, maybe just bumped and bruised.  In fact, stoner Capricorn, if you stay grounded and avoid the heat of the moment, the bonds with cannabis companions might become stronger from the challenging assessments of June’s cosmic dilemmas.  

Your natural traits of conservatism, intellect, and persistence should guide you through any other obstacles presented this month.  The sturdy Sea-Goat can make it through any storming weather!  Don’t dismiss how important sheltering in place with a meditative smoke session can be to analyze and take reprieve from a dramatic situation.  Toke time this month to steal away by yourself to contemplate your situation with the sacred herb, and your favorite pipe.  It’s amazing how a nug, and your favorite piece, can bring a little welcomed peace to your life in moments of stress.  Puff on stoner Capricorn.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June

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Those who are fortunate enough to smoke with the stoner Cancer, know the chronic-loving crab always has the best buds.  And often there is an unspoken understanding that they will help when it is time to light up the sacred herb.  While some might find this unsolicited expectation annoying, you embrace the puff puff pass mantra wholeheartedly:  Knowing that sharing truly is caring, and a dank reward unto itself.  But remember there is a fine line between generosity and naivety.  Impolite overreach within the cann-crew is not always meant maliciously.  They can’t help but want to be in your smoke circle.  In June, the planets are not the only things that have aligned in your favor. Whatever you’re doing, it’s working stoner Cancer.  Maybe it’s all those meditative smoke sessions, but you have found your groove, and those around you have noticed.  Your aura is radiating, and your fellow stoner star signs cannot help but be attracted to your vibrant and positive vibes.  

In the realm of work you are in it to win it stoner Cancer!  Your creative approach to tough challenges will bring to completion projects well past their due dates.  You may get peculiar looks from your skeptical peers when you first present your plans, but let the results speak for themselves.  It won’t take long for your coworkers to realize your ideas are anything but half-baked.  Know that your unconventional, yet imaginative tactics are not in endless in supply.  You can refresh and rejuvenate your mental muscles with consistent smoke sessions.  Off the clock of course!  

Stoner Cancer, be strategic when selecting your cannabis strains this month.  A THC dominant hybrid is recommended. The THC will help to spark and inspire creative cerebral activity, while the CBD will keep you grounded and centered.  By making sure neither is too high, you will be able to keep motivated without getting distracted, and stay relaxed without getting stuck on the couch.  Success will be directly correlated to your ability to achieve this balance.  

Whether it’s a freshly crafted joint, or hitting the open road to a secluded smoke spot, friends and lovers alike know you’re always down to roll.  And this summer will be filled with adventures of both kinds stoner Cancer!  While the seasons change, one thing that will remain constant are these good vibes between you and your cannabis companions.  With no foreseeable clouds hanging over personal relationships, all that will be left to do is to grab the snacks, the camera, and the stoner fam to start blazing those stoney trails!

Aries Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Aries sometimes we plant seeds, envisioning only the bountiful crop that is sure to come.  We forget all the work that it takes to nurture those tiny saplings into full-grown, flowering beauties.  Take off those rose colored glasses, the world will soon be bright enough.  This does not mean you should lower your expectations, or have more modest goals.  As long as you remember there is plenty of weeding and pruning to be done, and are willing to get your hands dirty, you will see all of your aspirations manifest into tangible results.  Remain humble and stay diligent stoner Aries.  As you find your groove in the latter half of the month, it will be easy to forget the rough patches from the first weeks of June.  While you watch your efforts grow into healthy and hearty results, remember there is still much work to be done.  

Stoner Aries the best strategy in the workplace this month will be continual and concerted cooperation.  You may be the stoner Ram with the plan, but it will take many hands to turn your ideas into reality.  Even if you are elected project leader, do not ignore the opinions of your peers.  Career advancement will be directly correlated to your ability to balance work and home events.  While it is crucial to stay on the grind when you’re on the job, it will be equally important to slow the burn when you’re off the clock.  Use personal time to cloud the room, and clear your mind.  Whether you prefer Indica or Sativa, you may find some of your best creative thinking happens in the company of the sacred herb. Take notes with the marijuana tokes stoner Aries! We all have those smoke-inspired epiphanies and realizations.  The true test for manifestation of such enlightened ideas is being able to remember them later.  

Are you ready stoner Aries?  Summer is almost here, and the weather is not the only thing heating up.  With the long days, long standing relationships between cannabis companions and fellow tokers will be taken to a higher level.  The secret to strengthening these bonds will be sharing all the delights and challenges equally.  Share the burdens, and the sticky buds alike.  Invite the canna-fam to enjoy in your many endo-excursions, and maybe even help you burn through your extra special stash.  Together you can put the bright days of June to good use:  Finding secret secluded smoke spots, creating your favorite cannabis recipes, and making lasting memories during this herbally infused month. 

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June

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Stoner Aquarius June will be a month of self discovery.  At some point the terrestrial plain may seem to be flipped upside down.  This flip may have you hanging from a precarious porch.  But with the right sacred prescription, you will gain your navigational bearings, and find solid footing.

The dreaded Mercury retrograde is coming this month around the 18th.  For the stoner Water-Bearer this does not mean disaster, but a challenge none-the-less.  This period of Mercury in retrograde will center around your own fulfillment of your progressive mission, and the care you have placed in your cosmic spacesuit.  Your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts fascinate you stoner Aquarius; but how have you turned this fascination into service for the collective smoke circle?  This goes beyond whether or not you match bowls.  This period of Mercury retrograde will directly reflect the fellowship and kindness you have demonstrated toward your cannabis companions in the recent past.  Hence the more service to the cannabis collective recently will lead to better navigational clarity after the 18th, and visa versa.  Equally as important during the retrograde period is the maintenance you have put into your cosmic spacesuit.  Again, this goes beyond how hard you hit the treadmill.  Diet, exercise, and a holistic approach to your well-being should be considered.  How you treat others, and how you treat yourself will take on significant weight this month.

Now, I feel your anxiety increasing stoner Aquarius.  Toke time to be selective with your cannabis strain of choice this month.  Canna-Tsu is the perfect sacred strain for the cosmic mission, but any balanced CBD hybrid should do the trick.  This sacred selection will inhibit anxiety while enhancing your third eye vision.  Avoiding deep Indica or Sativa strains will help steer clear of panicked spirals of anxiety, or frizzle-fried moments of manic stress.  Keep your smoke and your mood, balanced and chill stoner Aquarius.  Everything is going to be ok. 

The blessing of this cosmic wave approaching is that you have time to prepare.  Since the Mercury retrograde does not occur until the 18th, you have plenty of time to measure your actions.  Assist and work in service of your canna-crew!  Take note of how you treat your body, mind, and spirit.  It’s easy stoner Aquarius:  Be mindful and kind to others, and be mindful and kind to yourself.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Leo where are you, and where do you want to be?  May will be filled with these types of conundrums that at face value may seem easy to answer, but cosmic clouds of confusion will obscure reality.  Even a confident Lion can be perplexed by a complex puzzle.  This is not the month to charge straight ahead with a confident stride.  Toke time to stop once in a while.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye.  Where are you within your intended plan?  What direction are you headed?  These simple questions, coupled with assistance of the sacred herb should help you navigate through the cosmic clouds of confusion this month.  Just remember stoner Leo, there is nothing wrong with turning around, and taking a different path.  Stubborn Leos will have more obstacles in May than those that self assess, and adjust to changing conditions.

Stoner Leo there is a particular window within the business sphere that may glean more promise than any other time in the month.  After the New Moon on the 22nd is the best time for projects, pitches, and collaborative adventures.  Keep the pipe loaded with Indica strains in the first part of the month to better deal with the herky-jerky nature of cosmic winds in the workplace.  Then after the New Moon, be sure to load bowls full of energizing and inspiring Sativa strains to pack the biggest punch surrounding those important meetings.

May requires special words for single stoner Leos:  Perception of intent within personal communication should not be solidified as fact.  Chill stoner Leo, slow your roll, and toke time to enjoy experiences without expectation.  A dance, a phone number, or an invitation to hunt for a secret smoke spot, doesn’t always come with intent for romance.  But at the same time, if you wipe away romantic expectations, then the story is still left unwritten with boundless possibilities.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Gemini growth can occur whether we’re ready for it or not.  As you proceed through the final days of Spring, you can expect to undergo a transcendental transformation.  Seeds you planted long ago, lying dormant for longer than expected, will begin sprouting in May.  The cosmos definitely has your back during this season of exceptional growth. With this planetary support, it will be all the more important you stay diligent when it comes to your own self-care.  Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty stoner Gemini.  A healthy crop does not happen by accident.  You will need to prune diligently and precisely.  While you might feel bare at first, cutting away so many branches, know what will regrow will be healthier, and heartier than ever before.

Those who are partnered with stoner Geminis are sure to notice the chronic-loving Twin emerge from their old shell, and are certain to like what they see.  Your aura will be undeniable this month, and particularly hard to resist stoner Gemini.  As long as you don’t let the attention go to your head, you will be a help and inspiration to those who cross your path.  Be a true friend indeed. And of course a friend with weed, to lovers and longtime partners-in-chronic alike.  Don’t discriminate, and be generous when it comes to sharing your recreational time.  Someday you might need someone to repay the favor, so remember to pay it forward now. 

Stoner Gemini you have been steady on the grind; giving your all to every undertaking in the workplace.  Trust that your persistence will pay off this month.  You are not usually one to seek approval or recognition when it comes to your work; however, the higher ups will take note of your accomplishments and your continuous efforts.  Whether it comes with a raise or a new title, you will have the opportunity to showcase all of your capabilities.  Because of this, it will be important to maintain a manageable balance between working hard, and taking time to unwind.  A balanced hybrid strain of the sacred herb will be the go-to herbal prescription for this month.  Something with enough Sativa to rejuvenate the senses, and an equal amount of Indica to keep the body grounded and relaxed.  As long as you keep to a consistent regimen of recreational healing time, you will always be ready for the next endeavor while on the clock.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Capricorn it’s time to get connected with the smoke circle once again.  The month of May will prove to be a personal period of experimentation, testing bonds, and triumph.  Perhaps Smoke Two Joints by Sublime should be forefront on the personal playlist for May.  A positive healthy mantra rooted in the sacred herb will help connect the challenging moments with moments of ascendancy.

The business sphere won’t take a back seat to the personal sphere, but you should keep it on the down low.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help accentuate creative problem solving.  Plus these contemplative smoke outs will promote a chill attitude that will assist with an uneven workflow.  Good thing it is in your nature to grind hard when it is appropriate, and shut it down when play time begins.  Be forewarned stoner Capricorn:  When success comes in the workplace, don’t announce it to the crowd.  A stealthy Sea-Goat does not need extra attention when they are building something grand.  The incremental success of projects will be a foundation of momentum moving forward.  But this is a solo expedition.

The most promising excitement to prepare for in May will be within the personal sphere.  Both single and partnered stoner Capricorns will reap benefits from a warm cosmic breeze.  “Smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night.  I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.”  This meditative mantra from my favorite 90’s band will help assist you in your adventure stoner Capricorn.  Like those two joints, you should keep your mood chill, and your grinder full of dank nugs.  Your chill presence within the smoke circle will be appreciated.  Communication will be the key.  You set the tone among new cannabis cohorts.  As long as you convey your intentions and mood, the smoke circle is sure to support your vibe.  

May is a month of budding construction.  Grind hard on those personal projects at work, and joint adventures within the smoke circle.  “But then one day I met a man who came to me and said:  Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of health.”

Aries Stoner Horoscope May

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The temperature is rising and so is your outlook stoner Aries.  Overall, optimism will rise throughout the month.  Of course not every day will be sunshine and rainbows, but the cosmic forecast is promising.  Your positivity will attract those who cross your path, and you will be in the unique position to share the good vibes.  During the first week, make sure you toke time to burn one down by yourself.  These moments of meditating, and medicating, without external distractions, will be the time to get grounded stoner Aries.  Find your center, align your chakras, and prepare for the quickly approaching summer!  Sometimes the best way to clear the mind is by getting the room a little hazy.  When the smoke clears, your mindset will be even brighter, and your spirit ever the higher.  

Stoner Aries the work crew may be feeling the wear and tear of a long and draining period.  But, remember who your peers are; you are all working toward a common goal, and the team should remember, a win for one is a win for all.  After an uphill start in the beginning, by mid month, the team will be back to performing like a well rolled joint:  Burning full steam ahead like two nugs in the same bowl.  Keep this in mind throughout the remainder of the May work calendar.  The stoner Aries who are fortunate enough to get to blaze with their coworkers will find a mellow, yet motivated mood prevailing in the second half of the month.  Those who do not get to toke with the team will still find their spirits uplifted by the sacred herb during their time off the clock.

It is important this May to remember one thing stoner Aries:  Words matter!  Not only what you say, but how you choose to say it when expressing yourself.  Be open and honest with your partner-in-chronic, and close cannabis companions.  When you speak, they will take to heart your message.  Similarly, during this period, you equally need to be an active and empathetic listener.  If communication hits a roadblock, find the trusted peace pipe, light one up, and meet your cannabis companions on a higher level.  It will always be easier to see eye to eye when everyone has an elevated vantage point.  

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Cancer it is said that April showers bring May flowers.  Sometimes wading through the gloom is necessary to get to brighter skies; but it can be difficult to see the sunny days that await on the other side.  Hang in there my lovely stoner Crab!  The rainy start to your month will soon transition into a time of lasting radiance.  Stop, and smell the flowers stoner Cancer.  Smoke the flowers, and keep those good greens well stocked.  Those who look for greener grasses will find them in your stash jars.  Be on the lookout for those who may similarly be looking under the weather.  Because you were once there, you will be uniquely positioned to uplift those who may be feeling down, and think they should lie low.  With your charisma, and a little herbal inspiration, you can be the chronic catalyst needed to get everyone feeling in higher spirits.

Work life will start much the same:  A notably slow start, especially in the first week.  But it will heat up throughout the month, until you achieve and maintain a substantial and steady burn.  This will only be achieved if you allow yourself to let go of outdated methods, and possibly take a couple losses on past passion projects.  Instead of dwelling on what didn’t turn out the way you had imagined, use these setbacks as teachable moments.  Identify what worked, and what didn’t.  Spring is a time of rebirth, and recreation stoner Cancer.  Time spent recreating with the sacred herb at home can also be time for self reflection.  These medicated meditative smoke sessions will provide the opportunity for seeing old problems in new ways.  Channel your inner smoker.  If you had an eighth of that kind bud, and no way to smoke it, what would you do?  You would figure it out my creative Crab!  It is this kind of creativity which will turn a slow starting month into a series of successful endeavors.

The theme of change will be no less when it comes to interpersonal relationships.  But, just because things are new, does not mean they will be negative.  Open yourself to external influences.  You may be the one supplying the positive vibrations, but if you allow others to channel them, the sky is truly the limit for what you can achieve together.  Create sweet hazy clouds together stoner Cancer.  Stay happy together.  Summer will be here soon enough.  You, and your cannabis companions, will be ready and waiting on cloud nine when it does.

Libra Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Libra with the sacred herb as your trusted sidekick, no obstacle in May can’t be overcome.  There will be highs and lows on the journey this month, but with a cool head, and a patient heart, success and progress are inevitable.

In the work sphere you will be a master of your own domain.  Progress awaits on a choose your own adventure with planetary support.  However, this cosmic slip and slide of greased up goodness eventually comes to an end.  The New Moon of the 22nd marks a shift in cosmic support.  But have no fear, this shift isn’t ominous.  Puff puff plan for change before the New Moon.  

The sphere of love will require some work in May, and a lot of patience.  There will be moments of vertigo, where your emotional navigational skills lose all bearings.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to catch your breath, and regain your footing.  Much like that bowl at the end of the day:  You can look forward to it, but you have to wait.  Once that pipe is in your hands, the magic of the sacred herb will take you away to your safe space.  The emotional mystery of May will be much the same as that long wait for that end of the day smoke session.  Trust that your navigational bearings will return to you, and the intentions, and directions, of your cannabis companion will once again become clear.  Steady the ship, batten down the hatches, and trust calm waters lie ahead.  

Stoner Libra when moments of unease consume you, seek meditation through exercise.  Leave the stress and worry of an uncertain emotional direction behind with a solo stoned work out.  Hit the heavy bag, run that hill, or bike the stress away.  Who knows what creative solutions can come from a little bowl and a lot of sweat.  Or, maybe a big bowl and a little sweat.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Hold on stoner Aquarius, May is sure to be a wild ride.  Sometimes the smoke circle can be the source of great inspiration, and wonderful humanitarian support.  And then other times the smoke circle can be the source of great frustration, and terribly dramatic obstacles.  May will be like a wild ride on that potent edible:  Moments of wonderment waiting for the next cosmic wave, mixed in with moments of terror also waiting for the next cosmic wave.  The experiences within the smoke circle will match this uneasy and unexpected bag of baked cannabis creations.

The key to May will be to maximize the enlightening supportive portion of the cosmic ride, while minimizing the dramatic negative sections.  You are locked into the ride stoner Aquarius, you might as well make the best of it.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open the third eye of discernment.  Use the sacred herb to fly high above the terrestrial plane to see personal relationships within the smoke circle from a broad perspective.  This high minded observation will assist in avoiding dramatic encounters before they occur.  Puff, analyze, and act stoner Aquarius.  The sacred herb will also assist with extracting the most enjoyment from pleasurable experiences within the smoke circle.  Free your inhibitions, let loose, and trust yourself with vetted cannabis companions.  Put yourself in positive positions, and then maximize the enjoyment.  The canna-crew is waiting for your boarding pass.

Success in the work sphere will also rely on some of these high minded tactics.  Puff puff contemplate a plan, and then trust yourself to get the job done.  The support structure at work is in place to push and cheer you to success.  As long as you keep the big picture in mind through your third eye gaze, cosmic support will come through team building and collaboration.

Just remember stoner Aquarius, you are not in control of this wild ride, but you can certainly make the best of it.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Pisces those perfect, frosty nugs do not happen by accident. To produce those extra kind cannabis buds, it takes diligent work and a thorough eye.  The same applies to your interactions with your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts.  Results are in your hands stoner Pisces.  You have in your control the ability to heal or hold back.  During this season of growth, remember to use your powers for the better.  This applies not only to your influence upon others, but in your own efforts of self betterment.  Early and often this month, settle into your sacred smoke spots, and spark up.  Those around you will be expecting you to bring your A-game, and you will not disappoint.  On the journey this month, be mindful:  Obstacles will occur; but with proper preparation you will be ready, and more than able, to burn through anything that stands in your way.  

Regarding the workplace, you need to think outside of the box.   The sacred herb will help in this creative endeavor.  While it is not always a good idea to toke when on the clock, your extracurricular endo-excursions during your down time will prove to have significant payoffs in the office.  Be sure to write down your ideas when you are on a sacred journey stoner Pisces; otherwise you might lose out on potentially beneficial herbally inspired insights.  Remember great success happens one step at a time.  Even the most ambitious endeavors should be broken down into smaller, more manageable tasks.  This way, you will be able to check off your to-do list steadily, and be more succinct in your time management.

Stoner Pisces, you often put others’ feelings before your own.  This month, you do not have to choose between your happiness or that of others, you can achieve both.  Focus your third-eye sight inward, first and foremost.  If you are happy with what you see, then those around you are sure to notice as well.  This is something to celebrate stoner Pisces.  Gather the canna-crew and light one up!  Together you can welcome the good times, and warmer weather.  Even when things are looking up, it’s never going to hurt to take it to a higher level.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Scorpio the month of May will be quite an adventure.  It is likely you will feel every emotion as you fly high on the terrestrial spectrum.  As long as you keep your head while you are feeding your consciousness, May should be an enjoyable flight.

But this month is a tricky high.  Ups and downs will roll in and out like a potent edible.  Maintain balance amid shifting landscape with a balanced hybrid strain.  This should smooth out the potential to swing too far in one direction.  The key to a roller coaster emotional time period is to prevent the highs from becoming so high as they create a calamitous fall, and to stave off an emotional downward spiral of despair.  Remember stoner Scorpio, you can’t see where you are going with your head in the clouds.  Even when you are at your depths of emotional tolerance, there is always a new landscape around the corner.

The same balanced approach should be targeted within the work sphere.  Grind out new projects early in the month, but be prepared to make adjustments, and corrections, as the month progresses.  This balanced hybrid herbal prescription should help avoid getting too cocky with newfound success, and a level head when obstacles crash into the best laid plans.

Good news for single stoner Scorpios:  Passions are high in May.  Results may vary, but prepare for a significant, and influential, entry into your smoke circle.  But again stoner Scorpio, temper any expectations.  Puff puff pass on presumption, and go with the flow.  Your trusty cannabis hybrid copilot will keep you grounded.  Even partnered Scorpios pick up valuable new human influence this month.  And it is this influence that could take you to the next level of progress.  New smoke circle acquaintances will lead to new revelations.  Perhaps even unlocking that tricky obstacle that has held you back.

Good luck stoner Scorpio.  May should be a thrilling adventure, enjoy the ride.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Taurus this month will be an exciting month of progress and adventure.  There may be conflict and tests to overcome, but it will all be worth the ride.  The planets have aligned during the first 10 days of May to send a warm draft of comfort towards the stoner Bull.  It will be crucial during this period to lean into the cosmic support.  Toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  The strain does not matter, but the meditative exercise is crucial.  Focus this toking time-out on appreciation and contentment. Appreciate what you have and what you have earned.  The beginning of May is a safe space of self fulfillment.  This important exercise with the sacred herb will give you the confidence, and patience, to move forward undaunted for the remainder of the month.

Stoner Taurus the sphere of love is a confusing mess in May.  But that is ok.  Both single and partnered stoner Bulls will get their wires crossed this month.  And perhaps the crossing of the energy streams will come from your own actions.  Remember the sacred smoke session from the beginning of the month.  Those that find honest appreciation in their station will be more likely to achieve success and progress within the personal sphere despite the fireworks.  You have the tools stoner Taurus.  Take time for toke time.  Smoke it out and think it out.  Patience and contemplation will be your survival tools in a confusing period.  Perhaps outward communication with cannabis companions will not be as important as a soothing internal dialogue.

All of these exercises in contentment and self appreciation will come at the perfect time; because this month there will be a challenge of sorts from a rival within the smoke circle. Breathe deep stoner Taurus, inhale the calming blessings from the sacred herb.  Remember, you are content, confident, and blessed.  Any conflict or snipe from a foe, or friend, will be thwarted with kindness and compassion.  It is beneficial to toke-it-out in the heat of the moment.  Perhaps the sacred herb can give you the clarity of vision to see the perspective of others.  Perhaps your sniping friends and foes are not in a spiritual place of appreciation like you stoner Taurus.  And there it is, the key to moving beyond conflict.  It really isn’t you who is conflicted is it?  Confidence with patience and empathy see you through stronger than you arrived.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Virgo May promises to be a time of uncertainty:  Cosmic rain, followed by sun rays, followed by cloudy chaos.  But you wouldn’t have it any other way, would you my rambunctious Virgin.  After all, you relish the prospect of a good challenge.  Instead of taking this as an opportunity to flex, use this unique period for introspection.  You are certain to succeed in your endeavors, but challenge yourself by reaching your successful ends through creative means.  Sacred Sativa strains should be your signature smoke this month.  Invoke the sacred herb, and rise above the cosmic haze.  Don’t indulge knee-jerk reactions, but be ready to employ your own unique, unconventional, methods to solving particularly troublesome problems.

Stoner Virgo when it comes to work, keep the long game in mind.  While you should keep your eyes on the finish line, remember you’re running a marathon, not a sprint.  There will be long stretches of steady progress, and times you will need to slow down to recoup your energy.  It’s all about the slow burn stoner Virgo.  We might get excited when acquiring an ounce of our favorite good green, but it would be a waste to smoke it all in one session.  The same sentiment applies to your efforts on the clock.  Pace yourself.  Know what tasks must be done for the day, and once you’ve accomplished your to-dos, take a break.  Crack into the sacred stash, roll one up, and relish a job well done.  

Remember stoner Virgo, you don’t have to go at it alone.  It might be out of character to ask for help, but your closest partners-in-chronic are waiting in the wings.  If you have the plan, they are willing to provide the hands needed to get the job done.  Those who puff together, progress together.  It is true that sharing is caring, whether it is a freshly packed bowl, or a heavy load up the steepest hill.  Your cannabis companions will always be down to ride, and are always ready to roll one up!

Stay on the grind this Spring.  Summer is around the corner.  You and the canna-fam have countless smoke spots to discover.  Some might warn against having your head in the clouds stoner Virgo, but now is the perfect time to have higher aspirations. 

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May

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Stoner Sagittarius this month will truly define who you are as the Archer of the Zodiac.  Cosmic support will free your terrestrial travels to match your internal desires.  But make sure there are more than just arrows in your quiver.  In May, you will be slinging frosty dank nugs along with those darts.

Yup, it is time to come out of your shell stoner Sag.  The universe is sending cosmic support for a confident stride in May.  Toke it up with the smoke circle without inhibitions.  Flex and flirt with a carefree attitude.  You are the Archer!  Sling those arrows with positive intent, and they will be sure to find their mark.  During this time, who knows who you will hit when you pop off, but it will surely be fun.  Just remember, confidence with care is the key.  Keep collateral damage to a minimum.

Terrestrial realizations wash over you like a tsunami near the end of the month.  Perhaps the confident steps taken, will create a new awareness of your circumstance.  Don’t over think what led you to this point stoner Sag, but be prepared for the potential changes that are coming.  The end of May is a cosmic opportunity blessed by the planets.  Toke time during this period to meditate with the sacred herb.  A solo session with a deep Indica strain should be the perfect vehicle for bold analysis.  As you float high above the terrestrial plain, look down to see yourself in your current state.  Again, avoid confusing this meditative exercise with analysis on past travels; instead, focus on the here and now, and where you are going.  Stoner Sag, this meditative exercise with the sacred herb could take the confident tone of May, and turn it into an action plan moving forward in your desired direction.

What a month!  Feel yourself.  You are vibrating.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Aquarius April sets up to be a POTpourri of universal influence.  But instead of a mixed bag of swag, this month will be more like a cornucopia of kind bud.  As long as you watch your step, and keep your third eye engaged, April promises to bring positivity and progress to even the most clumsy Water-Bearer.

Caution and clarity will be required in the first half of April in the workplace and among smoke circle acquaintances.  The planetary alignment could interfere with simple lines of communication. Contemplate with the sacred herb after the long day.  Toke time to engage the third eye, and approach communication confusion from a higher perspective. This meditative exercise will give you a jump start on clearing the cloudy air the next day.  If lines of communication get crossed with the canna-crew, be sure to mix in an activity to pass the time. Don’t get cooped up staring at each other with nothing to say. Get out and hunt for that new secret smoke spot, or challenge your canna-buddies to a scavenger hunt.  Task oriented activities will help the smoke circle find a common wavelength.

Take it slow in matters of love stoner Aquarius.  Toke time to analyze your relationships before you jump into new adventures.  Puff puff pass on giving your heart away without a proper period of emotional analysis.  Share bowls, not commitments stoner Aquarius. You will find the smoke sessions will be more chill and longer lasting without the weight of emotional burdens.

The New Moon on the 23rd marks a magical time.  Clarity and insight will be at its peak during this Moon phase.  Much can be learned during this period. Progressive breakthroughs are possible with internal struggles, relationships within the smoke circle, and cosmic conundrums on the terrestrial plane.  Seek out a sacred cannabis strain that will relax the body and enhance the third eye vision of the mind. Granddaddy Purple or Northern Lights would be a nice match to this illuminating period.  The powers of this New Moon phase will have you tuned into and surfing the cosmic waves of the universe.  

Aries Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Aries there will be cosmic blessings in April, but they may come with growing pains.  The universal influence will bring winds of change as you embark on a process of rebirth. However, this personal growth will come with emotional trials.  As you shed your former skin, and renew your self confident spirit, the journey may be difficult. But the greatest rewards don’t come without great effort.

Often we speak of universal influence as if we are not in control of our destiny.  However, the planets are merely a partner in your great adventure on the terrestrial plane.  Toke time early in the month to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. A deep solo smoke session is required to delve into the concept of forgiveness.  You see, often we hold ourselves back from great personal growth by holding on to disappointments or injuries of the past. If they are not confronted, they can ride with us like a backpack of emotional weight.  This month holds a great opportunity to shed yourself of this weighty backpack stoner Aries. Granddaddy Purple or Lamb’s Bread will work perfect for this deep meditative dive. Relax stoner Aries, inhale the sacred herb and open up that backpack.  Put the emotional weight of past transgressions down forever. Forgive yourself, or you will never stop blaming yourself. Leave the weight of history behind.

Pursuit of a love interest should wait until after the cloudy exercise of emptying your backpack is complete.  But, be ready for magic once you complete your emotional task stoner Aries. If all goes well with your deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb, you will come out feeling like a new you.  Pump up the jam. Embrace that new confident stride. All eyes will be on you. Be sure to take the new you for a spin with some smoke circle acquaintances and the canna-crew in the second half of the month.  The deep contemplation will be over, and the puff puff parties will be plentiful. Be sure to practice safe toking stoner Aries. 

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Cancer the weight of cosmic waves of influence may have you feeling sluggish and stagnate lately.  But, you can expect a new spring in your step as the days grow longer, and brighter skies appear on the horizon.  Of course, you can help yourself by getting back to the basics. Stick to strains that will promote energy, and an elevated mood.  Super Silver Haze, some Sour Tangie, or the ever classic Lamb’s Bread can all assist in rejuvenating the spirit as you rediscover your groove.  Outlook is not the only thing that will improve by finding the best green for your needs. Overall creativity and increased problem solving skills are welcomed changes expected early in April, and will only increase as you progress through the month.  

Be forewarned stoner Cancer:  On your journey to greater heights, be on the lookout for those who want to bring you down.  This is especially true in the workplace. There is no use wasting time trying to change a critic’s opinion. Instead, team up with peers who are focused on getting the job done.  Focus on producing measurable results. Do not waste energy on those throwing shade on others’ successes. In short, be yourself stoner Cancer. Whether it’s your coworkers or members of the smoke squad, don’t waste time listening to the naysayers. If someone doesn’t like you for you, it might be time to find new people for your canna-crew. Sharing is caring when it comes to the green stuff, not unwanted negative opinions! 

Stoner Cancer one realm where you will have nothing to fear is on the homefront.  You’re safe there. While we are not quite to the summer of love, things are heating up!  Both romantic and platonic relationships will expand, evolve, and deepen. As the trees blossom, connections with your closest buds will grow, flourish, and become stronger than ever.  Please remember, just like cultivating the greenest gardens, maintaining healthy relationships takes work. Unlike the workplace, compromise will be key to keeping close ties with your cannabis companions. Keep communication a two-way street stoner Cancer. If tensions do develop, there is always the great equalizer in the peace pipe.  There are few issues that can’t be resolved by sharing a bowl, talking it out, and trying to see the other person’s point of view. As long as you are willing to meet in the middle, you will always have those who are ready to roll one up and down to ride.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Capricorn sometimes universal influence sends you a bag of bunk weed.  It’s how we react to a cosmically inspired bunk situation that leaves us open to a universal gift of a big bag of majestic sacred herb.  April may start off with a few stems, but if you keep it positive there will be big frosty buds the remainder of the month. Keep calm and puff on stoner Capricorn.

Much like the theme of the month, resiliency takes precedent in the workplace.  Squabbles and setbacks are sure to cloud the room in the early portion of April.  Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb after the work day is done. The perspective changing effects of the sacred herb will help approach the next day with a resolute attitude and solution oriented vibe.  The same people or factors that may cause a sticky situation early in the month might be the very same who grease the joints later in the month.

All stoner Capricorns will have revelatory bursts of information come to the surface as the month begins.  Partners, lovers, or potential love interests might discover secrets hidden under the thick skin of the Sea-Goat.  Once again, puff puff pass on the stress stoner Capricorn. Toke time to see the closet dwelling information from a higher perspective.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to fly high above the terrestrial noise to see your life’s timeline from a broad third eye vantage point.  In a relationship more information and communication usually leads to stronger bonds, and it could also provide the spark to start something special and new.

Most problems and dilemmas in April cannot be avoided.  It’s your reaction to them that will shape the future. Use smoke sessions with the sacred herb to step outside of yourself, and the situation, to see your house isn’t falling down.  You’ve built a solid foundation stoner Capricorn. You got this!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Gemini as we spring forward and race towards summer, you need to remember one thing:  Sometimes the best way to help others is by first helping yourself. Before you turn your focus outward, you must turn your third eye gaze inward.  Grab your favorite piece, light one up, and find your inner peace. Whether it is work or personal relationships, you cannot lead others to higher aspirations if you yourself don’t know where you are headed.  There may be setbacks and slow downs early in the month as you learn this lesson. However with proper preparations you will be able to build momentum, and achieve monumental progress.  

Don’t blink stoner Gemini.  Work life in April will be quite the ride!  We’re not talking about a leisurely, weekend space cruise, but a mile-a-minute, getting stuff done kind of pace.  Just remember, it is not always true that you only get one shot at success. You should not rely upon second chances, but rather, be ready if they do occur.  If you get a do-over, you will have the wisdom from prior attempts, and be better prepared to achieve the win. It all comes down to perseverance stoner Gemini. On the job, you will have those who look to you for a helping hand.  Whether it is a reassuring word, a pep talk, or a kind bowl shared between cannabis cohorts, you will be the pick-me-up that keeps the canna-crew on task at work.

You can help construct and contribute to the greater well being of your canna-fam, but know not everything will be within your control. The sooner you understand this, the sooner you will find your cosmic groove. Be the friend with kind buds and kind words!  Stoner Gemini use this time for positive influence, and avoid being indignant when things don’t go exactly as planned. Your favorite Indica dominant strain will help you to remain grounded, even when the daily grind threatens to shake free your roots.  

As long as you stick with it stoner Gemini, you will help create long lasting growth. This could mean deepened connections with recent cannabis comrades. It could mean a recent attraction becomes a longtime partner-in-chronic. There is no secret to these interpersonal successes. Keeping communication lines open means everyone knows that when they need a friend, or a friend with weed, they will have a friend in you, indeed.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Leo April poses an interesting problem counter to your nature.  With the magical properties of the sacred herb, and a solid plan of action, you will finish the month stronger than you started.  This interesting month is marked by a significant period: The Full Moon of the 7th through the New Moon of the 22nd marks a time where the stoner Leo may pull back from their social self, and seek progress from within.  Uh oh, yes, that means self reflection amid moments of smoked out solitude. You can do it stoner Leo, just make sure to set time aside for yourself. The New Moon marks that moment where the stoner Leo will break out of their shell once again, and strut with open confidence on the terrestrial plane.

Difficulties may surface in the personal sphere of love during April.  Get out of your own head stoner Leo! Comparisons of equality and fairness within the sphere of love can be problematic.  We all have our own perspectives and journey on our cosmic spaceship. Toke time to float high above the terrestrial plane with your cannabis rocket ship when there are moments of anger, envy, or discrimination with your cannabis companion.  From this higher perspective you may see the current feelings of inequity may simply be the natural rhythm of give-and-take that comes with a close relationship. But also stoner Leo, this is important, toke time to forgive yourself. We could all use more forgiveness, even towards ourselves.

Rest, repair, repeat stoner Leo.  Challenging moments during the month, whether they be cosmically inspired or self inflicted, will bear a toll on your cosmic spacesuit.  The solution to these potential physical aches can multitask with the solution to the trepidation of your emotional journey in April. Find a safe space, and a relaxing space, to meditate with the sacred herb.  Fly high above the terrestrial plane. Seek clarity and understanding from higher perspectives. Forget about two birds with one stone! You can solve two problems with one bowl stoner Leo. I recommend a stoney hot yoga session mid month to work through both physical and emotional issues.

Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and keep in mind that after the New Moon you will be back on your blessed cosmic course with that Leo mojo we all love.

Libra Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Libra, who struggles more than you in an unjust world?  Well pack a celebratory bowl of the sacred herb, breathe deep and relax.  The cosmic influence of April supports calm progress. Especially in the first half of the month, the stoner Libra will be master of their own destiny with few injustices to confront.  However, be forewarned: As the month passes, the positive cosmic influence will fade, leaving the scales of justice to tilt upon your own decisions and actions.

Pack a bowl for two stoner Libra!  April begins with a bang. Love interests, the work sphere, and familial obligations will all smell like that sweet kind bud.  This period is a nice transition from March as your efforts will flow seamlessly into forward progress. The skunky fresh smell may be a budding relationship, an exciting work project, or satisfaction from home life.  For each stoner Libra the result may be unique, but the feeling will be the same. The smell of love and success is in the air.

Life can’t always be running through fields of flowering cannabis trees however.  You may not notice the warm cosmic influence fade, but by mid month your planetary alignment will shift.  Puff puff pass on the stress of a great period ending. Allow yourself to enjoy the blissful ignorance of a coordinated period.  Stressing about the mights and maybes of near future obstacles will cloud the possibilities of current events. However, by the New Moon of the 22nd, you must snap out of your hazy gaze, and reestablish your terrestrial grounding.

There is work to accomplish before the month is done stoner Libra.  There should not be major obstacles or deep conundrums to contemplate or overcome, but your full attention will be required for monetary success.  Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session on or before the New Moon on the 22nd. Sink deep into an appreciative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Remember and enjoy the moments that meant the most to you during the past few periods. With this meditative exercise with the sacred herb you will be able to solidify the joy and progress of the past, while cleaning the slate for the possibilities of the future.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Scorpio, it is not others’ attention you should worry about attracting this month, it is your own.  We’re not out of the cold yet stoner Scorpio. The hot then cool spells of Spring can cause fluctuation in your well being and attitude. Self-care should be the first and foremost focus of your efforts.  A consistent regimen of exercise and endocannabinoid exposure can prove to be just the remedy needed to combat complacency and couch lock. Puff often and press on stoner Scorpio. The sweet smoke of the sacred sensimilla will help settle the mind, and keep the spirit grounded as you sail toward the sunnier days of Summer.  

Stoner Scorpio now is not the time for day dreams or head-in-the-clouds imaginations.  Now is the time to get those hands dirty, to dig deep, and keep your nose on the grind.  While not everyone is going to agree with your opinion, most of your peers at work are willing to have the conversation.  If you are fortunate enough to get to toke time with your coworkers, moments of communal medicinal meditation will allow you to figure out the right words to get your point across.  Meet in the middle stoner Scorpio, and you will be able to maintain the momentum needed to make April a month of progress and profitable achievements. As long as you are true to yourself, and true to your word, all of the canna-crew will find themselves reaching their goals, and rising to the next level of accomplishment.  

Charming, charismatic, and flattering, are all words partners-in-chronic might use to describe you stoner Scorpio.  But, during this period, the most crucial will be…compromising. It takes two to tango, and if you’re not dancing to the same tune, then toes will definitely get stepped on.  Relationship growth will require both parties to learn to lead and follow. Stoner Scorpio if you can’t learn to do both, you may find yourself dancing alone. But, this is simply advice, not a warning.  Just remember to keep the playlist filled with bumpin’ beats, a freshly ground bowl always packed for two, and you will find the sweet days of Summer here before you know it.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Sagittarius April may prove to be an uneven period, even if you feel balanced.  It’s not the confidence in your step that may need adjustment, but the very ground you walk on.  

The good news is you have allies to help you navigate this shifting landscape.  First, invoke the magic properties of the sacred herb to help you see the path in front of you from a higher perspective.  I recommend a high CBD cannabis strain to be your daily driver in April. Medicated meditative smoke sessions with a high CBD strain will promote clarity of mind so that twists and turns in the path become visible.  Stoner Sag, you don’t want to stumble into a crevasse of negativity because your head was in the clouds. The magic properties of the high CBD strain will also help maintain that confident stride while you push forward toward progress.  

Second, gather the ganja gang stoner Sag, the more eyes on the road the better.  You have built a wonderful smoke circle of like-minded tokers. Lean on your resources to avoid unseen pitfalls and potholes in the path ahead.  Your canna-crew is as sturdy as the miracle fibers of the hemp plant.  

The health of your cosmic spacesuit is paramount this month.  Quiet the mind, puff puff pass on the stress of our human existence.  Toke time for activities that blend enjoyment with exercise. Yes, hiking to that secret smoke spot is a wonderful multi-tasking adventure.

Everything is going to be ok stoner Sagittarius.  Both the spheres of work and love may have hidden obstacles, but there will be just as many triumphs of progress.  Some people think that cannabis connects us more than what can be measured by science. Perhaps through dimensional wavelengths of shared communication.  Oh yeah! Commune with the sacred herb, enhance your third eye sight; but also tap into the collective consciousness of the cannabis community to navigate the path ahead.  It’s a romantic adventure you are on, enjoy the ride.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Pisces hindsight will always be 20/20.  This is why the early days of April should be spent invoking the clarity of your third eye sight.  Sacred herbal meditations early on will help you work through the chaos of recent months, and better identify solutions before problems become more difficult to manage.  In other words, stoner Pisces, slow your roll. This doesn’t mean find the nearest couch and bunker down; rather, it means before you make your next move, puff out a plan.  Be deliberate in your actions, proactive, not reactive. This may come in the form of private meditative smoke sessions, or sharing a bowl with your closest cannabis confidante. Whatever your preferred method of medicating, do so often, and with purpose in the first half of the month.  You can’t prevent whatever the future holds, but you can prepare for it.

Stoner Pisces when it comes to work, keep the focus on the results, not the recognition.  As long as you stick to the grind, you can be sure that your peers and higher ups will notice your irreplaceable contributions.  A little patience and a lot of persistence will produce measurable progress, so stick with it. The best advice for advancement in the workplace is simple:  Team up! Two brains, especially two herbally-infused minds, will always be better than one. But, whether or not you get to toke with your coworkers, the additional creative energy is sure to make even the most daunting to-dos more easily managed.  Even if progress is slow coming, know that is assured. Plant the seeds of prosperity early, tend to them regularly, and success is eventually certain.

Spring is upon us stoner Pisces, and so is the season of regrowth and rejuvenation.  If you have been feeling the need to re-imagine your aesthetics, now is the time to make the move.  If these words speak to you, make sure you do it for you, not simply to entice others. Work on you, for yourself.

Single and partnered stoner Pisces alike are heading into a period of great romance. Even during the toughest times, there is friendship and kindness to be shared.  People come and go, but partners-in-chronic are in it for the long haul. Keep those sticky greens close, and the smoke circle closer. Remember, there is little that cannot be overcome with a little herbal inspiration, and of course, a little help from our friends.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Taurus, as we wait for our brains and bodies to thaw after the freeze of winter, you may not feel your confident self.  It’s okay to take pause to find your footing, and to ease into Spring. Solo smoke sessions are not only advised, but they will be required to ensure maximum mindfulness during this period.  While it can be beneficial and enjoyable to share a kind bowl with buds, there is also something soothing when toke time is just you musing with a nice bowl and your favorite pipe. These meditative smoke sessions will be crucial to help you find your zen, but will have a spillover effect of the best kind.  If you work to rise above, you will be uniquely positioned to pass on the positivity to those who might need a little lift.

Your story of self motivation will inspire those who might be feeling less sure of their own capabilities.  Lead them into the realization they too can achieve greater heights. This will be most true in the workplace. In the first week of April, there will be some discussion needed to get the team on the same page. It will be up to you, stoner Taurus, to guide the group to the tried and true path.  Now is not the season for taking risks. Instead, hard work, determination, and sticking to the good ol’ fashion grind will be the way to ensure notable and sustainable progress. It is true that the team who flows together, grows together stoner Taurus. By mid month, everyone at work will be focused on the same finish line and racing towards it at full burn!

Spring is in the air, and those rays of sunshine are leaving a positive mark.  This means increased energy, and you & the canna-crew getting back to full force.  This also means your funky quirks will be hard to hide. Don’t worry about what others may think stoner Taurus.  You and the canna-fam are having a good time and feeling the love, that is all that matters. Pass the pipe and let the good vibes abound!  The Spring feeling to get out into nature is upon you stoner Taurus, and your favorite smoke spots await your arrival. Just remember to keep your emotional posture light, there is always the risk of being caught up in heady drama.  As long as you keep the stash stocked up, and the stoner squad on speed-dial, you will always be ready to rise above.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April

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Stoner Virgo April is going to be a time potentially marred with ambiguity. Winter has melted away, but we are not quite yet to the burning days of summer.  This somewhere-in-between feeling can be overwhelming if you do not find some way to release the pressure. Don’t let uncertainty get the best of you! What are your passions, your interests stoner Virgo? Instead of resigning yourself to be simply a cog in the cosmic machine, channel that restless energy into creating something, anything!  And, it’s okay if you find yourself pausing, unsure of where to begin in your creative conquests. Find your favorite secluded smoke spot, and dive deep into your subconscious. Inhale, exhale, and examine, stoner Virgo. 

There is a reason we call it the sacred herb.  Although good greens can be an excellent way to relax and to recreate, it can also be a catalyst, allowing us to explore the most inner reaches of our being.  Self discovery, on a personal level, may unintentionally reverberate into other realms, including that of work. But remember stoner Virgo: Unexpected does not always mean unwelcomed. Shifting perspective with many contemplative late nights and marijuana musings, can lead to exactly the kind of out-of-the-box thinking needed to tackle tough problems.  Personal smoke sessions can affect workplace dilemmas. While usually preferring to go it alone when getting work down, the stoner Virgo is likely to find odd enjoyment when working on team projects. Maybe it is the conversation and the comradery; or maybe it is the realization that when more hands are lifting, the load is easier to carry. This does not mean you have to sacrifice your autonomy. Help is a two-way street. Those from who you solicit insight and advice, will be equally thankful to hear your input when roles are reversed.

Stoner Virgo, whether the seeds of attraction were just planted, or sown long ago, you can expect to experience healthy growth in the field of love in April.  This will be true for romantic cannabis companions, and platonic partners-in-chronic alike. For those who are single and looking to change their status, or simply make a new friend, be forewarned:  Seek connections in smaller, more selective smoke circles. It is true that sharing is caring, but you don’t have to smoke out every stoney stranger. This April, share your most special stash only with those who genuinely elevate your mood, or make you smile and laugh when they are passing you the kind.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Virgo the first Spring month will be like our favorite plant.  More precisely, like a cannabis garden. It may sound cliche when we say things like, “Life is a garden, dig it.”  In March the comparison runs deeper. You can expect to experience it all stoner Virgo: The struggle of seeding, the restless hopefulness of a vegetative state, and ultimately the rewarding feeling when your efforts fully flower.  

Do not put on those rose colored glasses quite yet, stoner Virgo.  The first decade of March will be marred by notable struggles. You will feel dueling cosmic forces pulling you in conflicting directions:  The highs will be high, and unfortunately equally low lows. During this time you will be uniquely positioned to turn opposition into opportunity, and nurture your spiritual and mental gardens. What begins as a confusing and chaotic time, will clear, and become more concise as you weed out what isn’t working and invest your energy into prospects more likely to bear fruit, or at least into activities that bring you joy. 

Your economic dealings should follow a similar template of caution followed by deliberate determination.  Do not start off the month taking long shots with uncertain payoffs. On the clock, don’t take on more than you know you can get done.  Make sure you have clearly stated goals, stick to the grind, and you will make it through. However, during your free hours, you should have a different goal in mind:  Make sure you toke the time to light up your favorite strain of the sacred herb. Meditate and recreate with the sacred herb often stoner Virgo. Remember, all toils are temporary, as long as you toke time to focus on the big picture, and long term well being.

The 9th marks the emergence of the full moon.  Be ready stoner Virgo. While this will not be a cure all for momentary maladies, the immense lunar presence will shine light, and aid you in transitioning into full grow mode.  Veg time is over stoner Virgo. If you spent the early days nurturing worthwhile projects, and your cosmic space suit, you can expect a bountiful harvest, and a period of continued elevation.  Even if you do not go too wild, it will be a time of personal expansion and great endo-exploration. Moments of pause will give way to progress, and you will have cosmic blessings to pursue your passions.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Taurus you may feel like cosmic influence has been blowing you around, aimlessly, without your consent, and out of your control.  But remember, it is not the height of the giant sycamores that keep them strong against the wind, it is their roots. Spring has officially arrived!  You need to focus on nurturing your roots, letting them grow wide and deep. This will be your only defense during a period of likely tumultuous transition. Find your center stoner Taurus, and do what is needed to stay there.  Find a kushy, calming strain early in the month, and fire it up often. This will be especially helpful during the ides of March. Although there is nothing to beware, simply keep all eyes open and be aware.

This month is not the time to take great risks in the workplace.  Do your work and do it well, but it’s better to be diligently working for that paycheck than taking the long shot on winning the lottery.  Success on the job will be contingent upon coordination and collaboration with coworkers; although this may be easier said than done. Communication will be necessary, but potentially complicated at times.  Don’t rely on second hand information! If there is something that needs to be said, make sure all pertaining parties are present. This will avoid discrepancies of what is said and what was meant. If you start out this open dialogue early in the month, your team will be able to avoid wasting time bickering, and spend more time backing each other up.

While it will be a group effort to keep the conversation going in the workplace, it will fall on you stoner Taurus to reach out to your closest cannabis companions.  Take a leadership role organizing the smoke circle and sparking up joints and conversations at home. In particular, keep the third eye vision in tune. Look out for those who might be missing from the smoke circle.  Members of the canna-crew might not be inclined to speak up when they are down, so you must reach out with a shared bowl and open heart. You don’t have to solve problems stoner Taurus. Sometimes all you need is a little green, a packed piece, and a partner-in-chronic to share it with. Do this as often as time permits, and everyone involved will find themselves more grounded and ready to branch out to greater heights during the approaching Summer months.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Scorpio March is often a time of physical renewal.  Ah yes, ‘Spring cleaning’ is the tried and true terrestrial term.  As trite as this phrase has become, there are real implications and applications to the intent.  And with the current planetary alignment, it is truly time to clean out your closets stoner Scorpio.

Toke time to relax, breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and slow the rapid pace of the economic grind.  The blessing of the cosmic influence in March will be the neutral, or static, effects on the work sphere. Yes of course stoner Scorpio, you still have to have your hand on the wheel, and your eye’s on the road, but everything should be smooth sailing in the work sphere in March.

Spring cleaning in March will be focused on the personal sphere.  As with some of our favorite sacred herbal varieties, this personal cleansing will be a hybrid of sorts.  Personal progress will come from both internal and external deep cleaning. Match this theme with light and airy sacred hybrid strains.  Perhaps a Sativa dominant strain for moments cleaning your physical space, and an Indica dominant hybrid for moments of deep internal contemplation.

Physical cleaning is fairly straightforward.  Focus on physical space that will improve contentment and satisfaction.  In other words, work on those projects that linger in the back of your head.  You will be amazed at what peace will come from finally knocking that task off the to-do list.

Stoner Scorpio the internal Spring cleaning is more challenging and esoteric.  Toke time for a deep medicated dive early in the month. This meditative exercise with the sacred herb should be focused on exposing the clutter in your internal closet.  Yes, my viscous Scorpion, this exercise can be unpleasant and contrary to your emotional directives. However, in order to clean the closet, you have to turn on the light.  Once this exercise is complete, the real work can begin. This month may set up to be a solitary period of several solo smoke sessions, versus experiences puff puff passing with the extended smoke circle.  You have work to do stoner Scorpio; it’s up to you to set the time aside to get it done. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to confront emotional challenges stuffed into your internal closet. Once these deep seeded conflicts have been exposed to the light, you will see they can be scrubbed clean and left forever.

What an exciting time stoner Scorpio!  Large leaps of progress come from deep cleaning with the sacred herb.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Sagittarius March will be a time when patience will be pertinent to any perceivable possibility of success.  The skies will be hazy, and the horizon will be unclear to say the least. Now is not the time to rush ahead without a clearly charted path.  The best bet is to stay calm and puff on. You may not be able to control the chaos of the cosmos, but you can certainly do what is needed to rise above the fray, and achieve an elevated line of sight.  Your ten thousand foot vantage point, stoner Sagittarius, will not necessarily give you the competitive edge you might have hoped, but the view will be nice.  

Risk assessment in the workplace should be taken with the utmost sincerity.  Each achievement will be hardwon and slow to come to fruition. Play the long game stoner Sagittarius.  On your own, you can expect to encounter innumerable obstacles and frequent setbacks. The winning game plan will ultimately be a group effort.  A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a work peer with a clear vision forward should be considered a trusted companion. If you are fortunate enough to get to share the peace pipe with your fellow cannabis comrades at work, then let the creative and constructive smoke sessions commence.  If you are required to keep your 420 friendly nature on the downlow, then use time off the clock for marijuana musings and thinking outside the box.

While you should anticipate slow and modest growth when it comes to financial and career advancements, your highest marks will be in the personal sphere.  If you already have a partner stoner Sag, know that bonds are certain to grow. Pack that bowl for two, and remember there is still much left to be revealed. Single Sagittarius’ should remain open minded and open to the idea of chance encounters.  Spring is upon us, and hours of daylight are only growing longer. Fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts will be ready to recreate with you under the sunny and smoke-filled skies. This could mean finding that special cannabis companion who will join you in all of your future endo-excursions, or a friendly platonic partner-in-chronic who is always down to roll one up.  Whatever the case, this March, your smoke circle will see substantial expansion stoner Sag.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Pisces in the wise words of the ever eternal band, the original sound sherpas themselves, The Beatles, “All You Need is Love.”  In March this love must start with you stoner Pisces. Known for their acute emotional perceptiveness, the moon child stoner zodiac will be called upon to use their sensitive superpowers to spread good vibes all around. Along with kindness, the stoner Pisces will have a great opportunity to share sacred herbal secrets with their ever expanding smoke circle. Have you discovered a go-to cannabis strain to lift the spirits stoner Pisces?  If so, don’t keep it a secret! And of course, you can always puff puff pass those sticky classics like White Widow or the ever pungent Sour Diesel.

As mentioned, love is in the air.  This could be romantic, platonic, or love of self stoner Pisces.  This does not mean there will be no critics or those who envy your elated disposition.  But, do not waste precious energy entertaining or indulging the naysayers, especially when it comes to efforts on the clock.  You have a job to do! You can’t control others’ jealousy or critical comments, but you can make sure you are focused on the mission at hand, and do your part to avoid unnecessary confrontation with coworkers.  Even if there is tension in the air, you can breathe easy knowing that the workday will end, and soon enough you can light one up, and rise above.

One place you will find solace and resounding peace is the homefront.  Alone time, or that spent with your closest cannabis companions should be spent recharging the mental batteries.  Align your chakras, balance your Chi, or awaken your third eye sight. Whichever term you prefer, marijuana meditations should be a part of your weekly March rituals.  This will be crucial to future success stoner Pisces. It has been a long, daunting winter season, but Spring will soon be here. Relax, refresh, and roast one up! You may have hunkered down during cold cloudy days enjoying your bowls from the comfort of your couch, but all that is about to shift into a higher gear. The days are growing longer, and the promise of cosmic adventures are on the horizon.  Ready your cosmic space suit stoner Pisces, and prepare for takeoff.

Libra Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Libras have the good fortune of looking forward to a Summer of Love, this 2020.  But, before they get to the hot and hazy days filled with endless outdoor endo-excursions, they can expect the Spring to be a predominantly peaceful period.  Nobody needs to tell you to stay calm, but puff on you should. Find a sacred herbal strain early in the month, and stick with it. AC/DC and Critical Mass come highly recommended! Whatever variety you choose, consistency with your cannabis consumption will aid in maintaining steady momentum toward progress.

Be forewarned stoner Libra:  You can, and should, partake often in communing with the sacred herb this month.  But avoid couchlock at all costs! Medicating and meditating with purpose can mean the difference between expanding the mind with your marijuana musings, or straying away from your peaceful path into mindless meanderings. The cosmos has no clear demands or detriment intended for you this month; which means you will largely get to advance your agenda on your own terms. There will be opportunities to take the scenic route and stop to smoke the flowers; but overall, set your course, and keep your ultimate destination in sight.

Stoner Libra, stick primarily to the tried and true when it comes to the daily grind and personal finances.  If you invest conservatively early in the month, you will have more reserves to indulge in the second half of the month. There is nothing wrong with spending a little extra to get the kindest bud.  No guilt needs to be felt if you choose to escape for a recreational weekend reprieve. But remember, you have to make it to spend it stoner Libra; no garden flourishes without first cultivating healthy soil. Tend to the tasks in front of you, and you will consistently tick off those to-dos and stack high that spendable green!  

Single and partnered stoner Libras alike, can expect new revelations in the realm of romance.  This could mean meeting the person who is soon to become your closest cannabis companion, or seeing your current partner-in-chronic in a new light.  What is certain is that you are entering a time of great interpersonal discovery. Keep the piece pipe packed, and your mind, heart, and lines of communication open.  As long as you breathe easy, and be honest with those in your smoke circle, March will be the next step toward a comfortable, peaceful, and chronic-filled year.

Leo Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Leo let’s look at March as a tale of two periods.  In the first half, the work sphere will take precedence as hard work and focus on communication will rule the period.  Eventually the economic grind will flow into a period of great personal importance.

First, let’s focus on the first half where you will be grinding more at work than chopping up the great green at home.  The great news about the cosmic influence during this period is that it flows right into your strengths stoner Leo. The key to unlocking great grinding success at work will be your strong communication skills.  But be forewarned: Important communications should be done in person versus over the Internet or telephone. When opportunities for toking do come about in the first half of March, keep the smoke sessions lite. Perhaps smooth smoking on a high CDB strain will maintain the connection with the sacred herb, while leaving you connected to the terrestrial plane. 

The second half of March will have a more personal focus from the universal influence.  Save the Spring cleaning for after the work is done stoner Leo. Don’t rush large home projects, there will be plenty of time this month.  More notable will be the breadth of sacred herbal strains available in the second half, and the learned opportunities that will come from your terrestrial adventures.  Expand the mind and feed the soul during this period. Use the sacred her as a catalyst to seek out information and answers to great internal questions.

Don’t ignore the unassuming tokers in the smoke circle this month.  They could be puffing on quiet wisdom. All you have to do is share a bowl, and perhaps this meek canna-buddy has the key to unlocking a breakthrough of understanding.

The full Moon of the 9th marks a great opportunity to begin physical preparations for summer.  Yes stoner Leo, this may mean curtailing the snacking, and getting on the bike once again. Have you lost the impetus to maintain a healthy spacesuit?  The full Moon comes with great cosmic energy to reinvigorate a healthy regiment. Puff puff pass on lazy attitudes!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Gemini sometimes in periods of calm universal influence, the main culprit of negativity can be ourselves.  The month of March will assuredly bring a still universal impact. This will create unrestricted freedom of movement on the terrestrial plane; but without care and concern this stagnant cosmic atmosphere can leave the Twin unfettered regarding self harm.

Ok stoner Gemini, maybe self harm is a hyperbolic turn of phrase.  Be sure to toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to focus on personal responsibility.  There will be numerous bear traps of drama and pitfalls of negativity plain to see as you travel the terrestrial plane in March.  So if these dangers are known and obvious, who’s fault is it if the trap is sprung or the pit is visited?

Creating your own negative downward spiral of despair is the risk of March, but there are benefits to a stagnant cosmic influence as well.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage your third eye to clearly see the obvious traps and pitfalls in your path. At the same time, you must use the inspiration and creative effects of the sacred herb to forge a path of least resistance to positive outcomes.  That’s a mouthful, but the stoner Twin will be traveling the terrestrial plane under their own cosmic power in March. Where you go is up to you, both physically and emotionally.

Toke time for the details stoner Gemini.  Relax, breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb.  So many details in life can pass us by when we are focused on the hustle and bustle of the economic grind.  A slower pace will reward the stoner vision of the Twin in March, especially before the New Moon on the 24th.  Toke time to contemplate what physical needs you have, that maybe you have neglected. Perhaps this is a few afternoon naps, or getting out to walk the dog consistently.  As you are powering your movement unencumbered from cosmic influence, be sure to toke time for self stoner Gemini.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Capricorn March sets up to be a month of managed frustration and great personal growth.  Cosmic influences will align with your stoner star sign traits. As you well know, this can be good and bad.  This synergistic convergence will create a month of great opportunity for the diligent and practical Sea Goat.  But you must traverse the terrestrial cliffs with great care and a keen third eye for loose stones.

Of all the stoner star signs, you stoner Capricorn require a stash jar of varied cannabis strains.  Terrestrial travels through March will demonstrate this requirement more so than any other month in 2020.  Puff the Maui Strawberry Sativa strain for moments requiring diligence and discipline. Pack the bowl with Blue Dream Sativa dominant hybrid for studious moments of ambition.  Keep the deep Indica species for those moments chillin’ with the canna-crew and family. 

There are great moments of frustration and enlightenment in March stoner Capricorn.  First, the workplace will be the source of frustration. The majority of obstacles and speed bumps will come from the economic sphere.  However, your natural persistence, diligence, and discipline will see you through any curve balls from the cosmos. That low THC Maui Strawberry will come in handy for the focused grind ahead.  Second, you should open yourself up to packing your bowl, and head, full of learned inspiration this month. The Blue Dream strain will do just fine to assist in energetic and ambitious moments of building knowledge.  Personal growth will come from opportunities of learning. Seek them out and smoke up the wisdom. Third, be prepared to assist members of your canna-family and cann-crew. Older sage smokers can be a great source of knowledge, but they also need love and attention.  Toke time to roll one up, and be present as a listener and companion, to a member of your smoke circle. Enrichment and fulfillment will come from this noble exercise.

Good luck stoner Capricorn.  Just remember, your strengths are your weapons in this cosmic battle of progress.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Cancer March could be seen as walking on a bed of hot coals.  Scary, with the potential for danger, but rewarding and empowering after completion.  The planetary forecast this month is cloudy with a chance of sunshine. A bit rainy at work with a high probability of sun breaks at home.

Know thyself stoner Cancer.  Toke time this month for meditative smoke sessions focused on how your stellar star sign traits reflect out into the world.  Looking in the mirror can be difficult, but great terrestrial knowledge could be looking back at you. Holding feelings close to the vest could be perceived as cold hearted.  Your perception of privacy within professionalism can be perceived as cold and insensitive. Avoid defensive reactions, and understand the perspective of others. You don’t have to break with your perception of privacy within professionalism to communicate more within the work sphere.  You don’t have to change who you are, but understanding how you come off is crucial. Often, clear communication can solve problems with perceptions.

All this third eye vision focused on self reflection to fight negativity in the workplace fits perfectly into the planetary positioning of personal influence.  Deep dives into the reflection in the mirror should be coupled with concerted moments of self care in March. Thus, these medicated moments all lead to an opportunity for self improvement, and a mental health breakthrough.  Meditative smoke sessions in March will lead to self repair and self care. Within your quest to see how you are perceived by your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts there will be Easter eggs of enlightenment on your path toward better emotional and physical well being.  Supplement the solo smoke sessions with a regiment of CBD medibles. Analytical staring in the mirror can bring anxiety to the surface. The CBD regiment will assist dampening the negative effects of these deep dives into self.  

The full Moon on the 9th is an important date.  The cosmic influence of March will shine brightest on this date.  This will be the perfect time for that deep medicated solo dive into self.  Looking into the mirror to analyze your reflection can be scary, like that hot bed of coals; but after your journey is complete, the rich rewards will propel you toward emotional progress.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to improve your connection to smoke circle canna-buddies and coworkers. You are so brave my stoner Crab, you can do it!

Aries Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Aries, this may seem trite, but the first month of Spring is the perfect time to clean out the clutter of the past, and move forward with fresh planting.  The clutter remaining from previous periods must go: Both emotional and physical. This isn’t just a fortune cookie phrase told a million times; the current planetary alignment supports tossing out old plans and starting from scratch.

But before you jump off the cliff and abandon everything from the past, toke time to contemplate your action.  Yes, there is cosmic support to a thorough cleansing, but sometimes the interpretation of cosmic influence requires its own interpretation.  Ah yes, a deep third eye vision inspired by the sacred herb. At the heart of this note of Spring cleaning, or cleansing, is assessment. March is the perfect time to take deep tokes of the marijuana smoke, and assess where you are at in your inner progress, and where you are at on the terrestrial plane.  In other words, take time to look at the bath water before you throw it out, there might be a baby in there!

Be forewarned stoner Aries:  These notes of assessment and emotional closet cleaning come quickly in March.  You must make your deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb before the 9th!  The Full Moon of the 9th marks an important date on your personal calendar. Assessments must be made before that date, or a bit of closet chaos may ensue.  But, if you are prepared my sturdy stoner Ram, then this date will mark the point of fresh beginnings. With the emotional and physical clutter assessed and analyzed before the 9th, a clear plan and fresh direction will take shape after the 9th.

Here is the wonderful message contained within this horoscope:  With your closets clean, bountiful opportunity opens as the Spring flowers bloom.  March sets up to be a spectacular month as long as you take care of cleaning requirements.  By mid month there will be no restrictions on sacred strains, physical direction, or emotional opportunity.  This will definitely be the time to plant those fresh sacred seeds of inspiration for future harvest.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March

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Stoner Aquarius March sets up to be a dynamic period.  The current planetary alignment sets up favorably for the stoner Water-Bearer.  But slow your roll, this slanted cosmic focus may not predict outcome, only direction.  All eyes are on you. Imagine the perfectly rolled joint was just lit, and you are in possession with many smoke circle acquaintances waiting anxiously.  The current cosmic influence will be like a spot light shining directly on you stoner Aquarius. All of your fancy features, and ugly warts will be exposed in March.

The spot light is on!  Let’s accentuate the positive, and dampen the negative.  It’s up to you whether the cosmic influence ends up being a friend or foe to progress in March.  

Eccentric, Original, and Creative:

Wow, what wonderful traits, that have served you well in life stoner Aquarius.  These traits will be accentuated in March through this cosmic spot light. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to reinforce these dynamic characteristics.  A Sativa strain like Purple Haze will suit you well during the month. The energetic and creative qualities of this sacred strain will actively support your ambitious out-of-the-bong thinking.  Who knows what bright ideas or stoney solutions you will come up with!

Aloof, Abrasive, and Introverted:

Uh oh, this is the problem with the bright cosmic spot light shining down on you stoner Aquarius:  It will amplify ALL of your stoner traits. Furthermore, be forewarned that the exact herbal prescription for leaning into your positive traits will also further expose you to your less desirable traits.  With all of those creative ideas and plans smoked up in your head, how are you supposed to meet other stoner star sign’s expectations of timeliness and simple social pleasantries? Toke time to take a step back in the beginning of the month with a deep medicated meditative dive with an Indica strain.  Take a good look in the mirror during this sacred adventure. Make an effort to understand, and see with your third eye, the perspective of others. You see stoner Aquarius, you may not think of yourself as abrasive, and with internal intent in mind, you most certainly are not. However, other stoner star signs cannot see that internal intent hidden under the surface of your cosmic spacesuit.  To avoid over baked melodramas from this intense cosmic influence, you must seek understanding of the perception of your actions. Often, a friendly smile and simple words of clarification can get the job done, and keep the positivity puff puff passing along.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Virgo, if you take time to reflect on the closing months of the past year, you are likely to find yourself feeling more bumped and bruised than you remembered.  Your ceaseless grind kept you moving forward during this time, but perhaps not always in the direction you intended. January was a time for you to hit pause, find your center, get grounded, and regain your bearings.  While the sun might not always be shining, you can proceed towards a brighter season knowing you are supported by the stars.

February brings good news stoner Virgo!  The dazed and confused days of consternation are behind you … mostly.  The stars are aligned, and at the ready to bring you stellar support! However, it is inevitably up to you as to how to best utilize this backing.  It is advised you take time during the early days of the month for quiet meditative smoke sessions. While you are sure to have plenty of social endo-excursions with the cannabis crew during later weeks, these early days of meditation should be a solo mission.  Allow yourself the time to dig deep into your spiritual soils stoner Virgo. You can breathe a little easier knowing you will have all the nutrients needed to feed the growth you want to see, however, you will first have to figure out how high you want your branches to reach.

While you are discovering silver linings within your personal realm, the financial facets should bring some golden opportunities.  This doesn’t mean you are going to win the lottery, stoner Virgo, but small substantial changes can produce big results when it comes to your finances.  Whether it is time to make that career shift move, or you implement smaller strategic adjustments in your current occupation, efficiency will be on the up.  

As you move through February, the month of love, you will find your love of self as equally important.  Confidence will expand with this loving gaze into the mirror. Fortunately hazy clouds and gloomy moods do not last forever. Recent months have been marred by uncertainty and cautious steps. But, you’re back stoner Virgo!  Rally the stoner crew and get ready to recreate and celebrate. There is work to be done. You will be red-eyed, but clear minded, and able to rise above. You have experienced substantial lows of late, but this simply means you are headed towards greater heights, and the highs will be all the higher!

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope February

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You’re not the only one stoner Scorpio, who is susceptible to the drain and droll of the dreariness of winter.  Looking back, simply surviving January was quite an achievement. However, this struggle has likely left you with the feeling that your outcomes have not been proportional to your efforts.  Even though your plans do not always manifest in the ways you imagine, and at times it can feel like everything is going wrong, the only antidote is to stay strong and toke on. It is recommended you stick to the Sativa side of of the sensimilla spectrum.  When you’re feeling a little low, its energizing and inspiring properties can be just the pick-me-up needed to get back to a higher level of productivity.  

Selfcare is not just an emerging trend stoner Scorpio; for you, this month, it will be absolutely necessary to your success and ability to stay on the grind.  This does not mean spend all day ‘resting’ on the couch. Extended couch-lock is to be explicitly avoided! The focus of smoke sessions this month should be to clear the mind and rejuvenate the spirits. Toke time early and often in the beginning of February for meditative smoke sessions and medicating moments.  Then continue with frequent consistency throughout the remainder of the month. The goal during this period is long term well being, stoner Scorpio, not momentary gratification. While the weather is far from stellar, sunnier days will be here soon enough. You want to be well rested and centered for when the days are longer; otherwise you will be ill prepared to embark upon all the endo-excursions Spring has in store.  

Overall, your monetary assets are not a big concern.  It is your spiritual finances you should keep a close eye on.  My spirited Scorpion, I have just the mantra to help you through this uncertainty:  “I’m worth it!” Unfortunately, you are not the only stoner sign who is feeling less than 100.  Those nearest you may be experiencing the same struggles, and simply not showing it. With limited energy available during these times, remember, YOU are the best investment you can make!  Only once you have found your own inner balance will you be able to help those who could benefit from a kind hand or open ear. It’s been said: A friend with the weed, is a friend indeed. Sometimes, just knowing there is someone who is down to ride with you, high or low, is all that’s needed to get you through to the otherside.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope February

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Is it really only February stoner Taurus?  2020 started out strong, and has been a steady burn ever since, with no apparent signs of slowing down.  The only thing more diverse and divergent than the events of the month passed are the crazy, but constructive times ahead.  This month you must keep the fires blazing stoner Taurus. Light up a bowl of your favorite Sativa dominant strain and put on your thinking cap.  Sweet Kali Mist or a citrusy Tangie strain could be the perfect canna-catalyst needed to spark and maintain open creative channels. Keep your eyes open, and your mind elevated.  The month holds great possibility and opportunity, but not the promise of either. Potential does not always ensure progress. It will be up to you to cash in, and crop out on maximum potential for growth.

You can expect, and should prepare for good gains in both your herbal and financial greens this month stoner Taurus.  This does not mean the cosmos is going to present you with a magical cash cow. However, if you pay attention, you will see more chances for the come-up than usual.  Opportunities for economic expansion will be available, but it will be your responsibility to reach out and realize them. Be forewarned: Just because you have the capital to contribute, does not mean it is a sound investment.  Just because the idea comes from a close cannabis confidant or familial friend, does not mean you should bet the whole farm on their words; especially if it means betting the whole value of your own financial garden. You can never know the outcome, but when it comes to your income, proceed with caution and conscience before you put five on it.

Creativity and flexibility should be the themes of the month.  You can expect the current period to be one of frenetic flux, but one that is completely manageable.  Proceed with an open third eye, and give adequate analysis to the task at hand before making your next move.  There may be moments when you feel like second guessing your decision at the time; but in the long run, as long as you avoid making any decisions while dazed and confused, you will always find yourself on a higher level than you were before.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Sagittarius you are a sunbeam flying through our cosmic reality.  In February you will see yourself as this special beam of light, and begin to act with more confidence and direction.

Toke time early in the month for a contemplative deep medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  This cerebral meditation should focus on positive exploration of self. Not just connecting your inner self to your terrestrial spacesuit, but really seeing your inner self as the sunbeam that you are.  You are special stoner Sagittarius. What makes you special? What do you genuinely love about yourself? This herbally enhanced meditative exercise won’t be an act of narcissism, but instead a journey of discovery.  This early-in-the-month smoke session will manifest a key that could unlock progress through the remainder of the month, and possibly well into the future.

Everything will flow naturally from the discovery within the sacred meditative exercise.  Now you won’t just have planetary support for a confident strut, but you will believe it deep down and connected within.  This internal confidence will manifest on the terrestrial plane as you take on and conquer important tasks in all spheres of life.  Wow stoner Sag, can you feel the power and excitement?  

But all these accomplishments won’t come from luck, or be presented as a fortunate gift.  Simple hard work won’t even bring the progress you are looking for. In February, you must step out, and place yourself in positions of peril.  This could be as simple as taking the stage on karaoke night in front of cannabis acquaintances. It could be as difficult as volunteering for that time consuming work project.  Remember stoner Sag, you are a sunbeam capable of all things. To accomplish the “things” you must first take them on.

More good news!  As long as you take on the task of the medicated meditative smoke session early in the month to see yourself in a positive light, so will your fellow tokin’ terrestrials.  The current planetary alignment will send cosmic waves of support through your canna-buddies. Especially after Valentine’s Day, those around you will see you as the energetic bright sunbeam that you are.  Shine on stoner Sag, spread the light of positivity across the terrestrial plane.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Pisces February will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure story.  After the tsunami of influence that came in January, this time period will proceed more under your time-frame and speed.  The January storm has passed, and the heavens have opened to shine influence of self determination. So pack your bowl with some inspirational green, there is nothing holding you back this month. 

Be forewarned stoner Pisces:  Complacency and couchlock is the enemy during this period of inspired progress.  Avoid any cannabis strains that encourage sedation. Seek the sacred strains that inspire clarity, creativity, and a lifted spirit.  You must marry action with inspiration this month to be the change, and enact change around you. Another reason to avoid the cloudy haze of deep Indica strains is the likelihood of sudden surprises that will come in the final winter month.  These little pop-up surprises won’t be dangerous, but could throw you off balance. However, with your diligent third eye engagement, coupled with cosmic support, you will safely navigate through any surprising situations.

Let’s think of February as a magic creation box for career advancement.  As you flex your powers of influence on the terrestrial plane, be sure to cast a positive third eye towards your future economic station.  Wait, what’s a magic creation box? It is another concept similar to a medicated meditative smoke session. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open the mind to positive thoughts focused on your dreams.  By envisioning these big dreams with positive intent, you cast a manifestation spell out into the universe. Dreams don’t just come true, they are the result of progressive work. And it all starts with positive intent and confidence in ideas.

Influential exertion in February will also encompass your cannabis companions.  You will find that you have the ability, and cosmic support, to put a spark into the smoke circle.  Whether it be living room adventures with shared bowls, or smoke spot hunting out on the terrestrial plane, this is the month you will create the canna-fam events that make you happy.  Enjoy making your mark on February stoner Pisces.

Libra Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Libra get ready for an active and energetic month of February.  The slow roll of January will switch to burning the midnight oil in the first few days of the final Winter month.  All the wisdom gained from the perceptive pace to start the year will now come in handy as adventure turns to work.

Work?  Yes stoner Libra, opportunities for communal smoke sessions and smoke spot adventures will have to wait until tasks are accomplished, and obstacles are overcome.  Of all the months in this calendar year, February would be the ideal time for a tolerance break. Put the pipe down stoner Libra, if not completely at least use the sacred herb with planning and precision versus habit and frivolity.  Know thyself stoner Libra. The universe will send a lot of tasks and obstacles your way. You must adjust your sacred herbal diet to match the necessary attention and energy required. Maybe it is time to try that high CBD strain, low THC hybrid, or even, yes, put the pipe down for a spell.  Be forewarned: Hazy days stuck in couch-lock will be your downfall in February.

Don’t look away stoner Libra.  The tsunami of activity is coming; ignoring it will only leave you buried and drowning.  But hear me now, this is not a bad thing. This is not a negative horoscope. There was a good reason to take your time seeking wisdom and understanding last month.  With these seeds of sacred understanding, the mountain of activity in February will come with ready-made paths to the top.

Activity will increase in both the work and personal spheres.  With the right positive attitude you will become a swashbuckling warrior at work, and a closet cleaning peacemaker at home.  Keep the tokes light, and your tasks organized stoner Libra. By the end of the month you will look back with great pride at all you accomplished, and there will be plenty of time to smoke it up with your cannabis companions.

Leo Stoner Horoscope February

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Drab and dreary may describe the weather stoner Leo, but it will never describe you!  However, this month it will be necessary to take boring restful breaks to accommodate and accelerate exciting progress.  There is much to do, but the current planetary alignment only supports a rested and ready Lion.

Activities in February require a thoughtful sacred herbal prescription.  Furious energetic activities must be balanced by deep restful moments. Thus, the stash box must be loaded with opposing cannabis varieties.  Bowls to get up and get going must be paired with bowls to sit down and sink in. This Yin and Yang lifestyle, and cannabis balanced diet, will ensure success and progress during February.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to set you off on the appropriate mission at hand.

Busy busy crossing out the to-dos, don’t forget to keep your third eye on the grand plan.  Toke time to get lifted and rise high above the terrestrial plane. View the current list of to-dos within the broader scope of your life plan.  You have the energy to spin your wheels, but are they moving forward toward progress or just simply spinning? As you meditate with the sacred herb, make honest judgments about the efficiency and effectiveness of your time and tasks.

Frivolous change can bring excitement and a sense of newness to a dark winter month. Step out of your norm.  Change a repetitive pattern.  This change doesn’t have to be drastic, but it might give a little spark to keep that engine driving forward.

Be forewarned stoner Leo:  Other star signs might not be receiving the same energetic impact of their planetary position.  February won’t be the month of lit smoke circle bowls. Puff puff pass on the expectations of others.  This month you are more than capable of burning your own bowls without the support of cannabis companions.  Perhaps in between task mastery and contemplating the grand path of progress, you will find the opportunity to brighten a fellow toker’s bowl.  You are blessed stoner Leo; don’t forget to share your blessings with others.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope February

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Alright stoner Gemini, the three horsemen of negativity have road on to influence other stoner star signs this month.  How did you do combating the waves of negative cosmic influence in January? Great, now forget about it! Battling stress and anxiety can be a mighty challenge.  Coming out the other side, there will be a tendency to relax, and fall into a spell of lethargy. But the February period is a time of great opportunity. Instead of battling cosmic demons, now your effort can be placed toward progress with cosmic support.

Get up and get moving stoner Gemini!  Allow yourself time early in the month to sink deep into a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb.  Use this meditation as a cleansing of the battles waged in January. Perhaps even burn some sage during this medicated exercise to cleanse your physical space as well.  But once the deep thought and recognition of the January struggles has been completed, it is time to move into the new phase February represents.

February is marked by opportunity, positivity, and creativity.  Keep your stash jar loaded with your favorite Sativa strain. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to get up and get moving.  Universal support will favor action and creativity. Avoid couchlock and sedation as much as possible this month. If there are moments of malaise or flat spots of creative thinking, take your favorite bowl and hunt down a new smoke spot out in nature.  Bring a canna-buddy along for the quest. Surely this mission will inspire action and loosen the gears of creativity.

An important note about your canna-crew:  Your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will have their own unique cosmic influence.  Your newfound go-go mentality may leave them puzzled. There is no time to slow down for explanations stoner Gemini.  True canna-fam won’t hold you back, but instead will light one up to support you on your terrestrial adventure.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope February

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Stoner Capricorn as we travel down the river of life there are sections of dangerous rapids, terrifying cliff falls, monotonous meanderings, and swift peaceful stretches.  Sit back, relax, take puffs of cannabis smoke, February will be a swift peaceful stretch of time in the cosmic current of 2020.

Cosmic influence will not throw you into dangerous negative positions, but this life stream is always moving and should be respected.  So heed my words, I am not recommending toking it up to the point your cosmic spacesuit reaches autopilot. Travel through February with your third eye engaged.  As with any river, there are points of decision to navigate safely. Select your sacred cannabis strains according to the mellow mixed bag of cosmic influence this month.  Go hybrids or go home stoner Capricorn. A little bit of this and a little bit of that, with a keen third eye gaze on the path ahead.

There is an important period of February where universal influence will favor the ambitious stoner Capricorn.  Between the Full Moon of the 8th and the New Moon of the 23rd, productive ambition will be rewarded. No, not monetary rewards, but productive efforts during this time will receive added rays of positivity from the cosmos.  Around the Full Moon, toke time for a solo medicated meditative smoke session focused on your terrestrial travels, and how you want to move forward. For some this might be tackling tasks to make that side hustle a reality. Maybe for other stoner Capricorns this will provide the impetus to volunteer.  No matter the mission, between the 8th and 23rd is the time to execute.

While you are flowing through life in a safe space of the river bend, it is important to take stock in those around you.  February will be a powerful time to strengthen bonds with cannabis companions, and also make logical assessments of smoke circle acquaintances.  We are all on this cosmic spaceship together stoner Capricorn, make sure you appreciate others, and make sure you are appreciated.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope February

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Whoa stoner Cancer, the New Year got off to a smokin start.  In January the pressures of a cosmic existence shaped you into a dank frosty nug.  In February the pressure will ease, but important terrestrial foundations will start to form under the surface.

Most of the beautiful images we see of lush green cannabis gardens come at the peak of cultivation.  What is not seen is all the hard work, nurturing, and effort put into our little sacred ladies. That magic garden all starts from a simple seed, and a lot of love.  February will be a time to plant the seeds of success for future harvest in 2020.

Unleash your creativity stoner Cancer.  The Chemdog strain of the sacred herb will assist meditative smoke sessions to delve deep into self, and bring out those cosmic seeds of inspiration.  Toke time throughout the month to connect the inner self with your outward direction. Now is the time to discover where it is you want to be when your garden grows.

This is also the time to build solid habits.  You are going to be a fountain of ideas. If you don’t record them, how are they going to sprout into saplings of progress?  It’s time to start an idea journal stoner Cancer. For each person this will come in different forms, but the action to memorialize these sparks of creativity is what is necessary.  What may seem far-fetched at the moment might be the missing piece for progress in future periods. Keep it. Hold on to it. Build on it.

A special date for you this month is the 23rd.  This marks a New Moon. Seek comfort and companionship with your smoke circle and close cannabis companions.  Roast celebratory bowls to feed and celebrate friendship. Perhaps this ganja gathering will provide the nutrients to grow your grand ideas into a garden of accomplishment.

Aries Stoner Horoscope February

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The February period may be cool and damp, but the stoner Aries will be on fire.  Burning brightly, the fiery Ram will be a beacon of light for their fellow stoner zodiac.  This month fellow tokin’ terrestrials might find themselves wandering in the dark. This doesn’t mean you should neglect your personal well being, simply be ready to help when you can. And know that a little will go a long way this month.  An old saying goes, “We get by with a little help from our friends.” And you can be a friend indeed this month! The one with weed who can help elevate others’ perspectives to higher levels. From this vantage point, issues seem smaller and more easily manageable.

Stoner Aries everyone knows that sharing is caring.  You will be in no short supply of empathy this month.  But, be mindful of the toll it can take on your spirit and energy.  This will be especially crucial in the workplace. You may adopt a leadership role in the coming weeks, but maintaining balance will be essential to the success for everyone involved.  There is a big difference between guiding the crew or offering a helping hand, and just doing everything yourself. In other words: It shows kindness and caring to pack a bowl for two, but becomes pointless if you don’t pass it around.  As long as you keep this in mind, you will be a catalyst for success and not a constraint to progress.

The home front will be a little less demanding stoner Aries.  Certainly you will find cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances who will look to you to be an open ear and sounding board.  Perhaps this will require you to be a secretive cannabis confidant. The best advice, stoner Aries, is to be honest with your words. Know they will not always be taken to heart. Sometimes the best way to help is simply by being willing to listen, and to light one up when needed.  Just be sure to honor confidentiality within the smoke circle. Personal satisfaction will be gained this month by playing the part of the partner-in-chronic. Be the rock to those who need grounding, and the inspiration to those who need lifting.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope February

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Have you received medical training stoner Aquarius?  Well, your first aid skills will be put to the test in February whether you are prepared or not.  Your smoke circle is going to need your medical assistance. After all, when things are rough, and you aren’t sure where to go, or what to smoke, a stoner Aquarius is a great source of inspiration and information.

There are times you must pack your stash jar full of sacred herbal varieties for your own trials and travails.  This month, your stash box will be like a traveling cannabis first aid kit for those in need. So stock up on all the important cannabis strains:  Sativa, Indica, Hybrids, and don’t forget the CBD dominate. Your smoke circle acquaintances and cannabis companions are unique creatures with unique situations.  They will truly find appreciation for their stoner Aquarius cannabis cohort in February as you may be an angel with a nug to save them.

Naturally stoner Aquarius you can see the cosmic influence for your stoner star sign is tangential.  The current planetary alignment will cause chaotic affects on your smoke circle, and this will affect your terrestrial mission accordingly.  Flexibility and clarity will be required in February. Perhaps you can take advantage of that cannabis medical kit for yourself. Stay in tune with yourself, and your surroundings, so you know when to seek the higher highs, and when to slow down with the mellow moods.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius:  It may sound like fun rushing to the aid of your fellow stoners, but avoid burn-out.  Toke time for self when the chaos of others starts to drag you into the black hole of sorrow.  Mid month is Valentine’s Day. Make a special effort to show yourself some love around this date.  No matter if you are partnered, single, or just crushing, look in the mirror, and see the love of your life.  Being selfless is a wonderful trait, but loving self is a necessary action.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope January

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January will be a fresh start for some, but for you stoner Virgo, it will be a time when seeds long ago planted finally coming to fruition.  Most of December you may have felt stagnant, existing in a primarily vegitative state. But, good things take time to mature; while it may seem like it has taken forever for your garden to flower, know that your roots have grown deep.  The closing months of 2019 may have seemed to cool down for you, just like the seasons. However you established a solid foundation to begin the new year with plants of positive success. While it will not happen all at once, success early in the month will be a motivating force, and it will establish momentum that will propel you throughout the year.  

Stoner Virgo you can expect your peers and bosses in the workplace to notice your improved mood and confidence.  Your personal accomplishments will translate into a let’s-get-it-done mentality when on the clock. And this optimism will be contagious.  In January, you will be able to have your bud, and smoke it too. You will have the capacity to take on more responsibilities in your position.  This may lead to that much anticipated raise. And yes stoner Virgo, you may still have more time to relax and recreate with the smoke circle in your free time.  Others will wonder what is the secret to your super powers. In reality, the truth is much simpler: When it’s time to grind, stay off the grass! Separating work and smoke times will maximize productivity, and enhance the enjoyment you get from each.  

The scent of kind bud is not the only aroma that will be in the atmosphere this month. Stoner Virgo romance is in the air!  This applies to both single and partnered stoner Virgos alike. Maybe an old flame has reemerged on the scene, or you are seeing your current partner-in-chronic in a new light.  Either way, be patient. You don’t want to ruin a good grow-op by forcing things to flower before they are ready. Things will mature in their own time stoner Virgo. In the meantime, pack a bowl for two, and enjoy each other’s company.  Even if love is not written in the stars, or even the end goal, strengthened bonds with a friendly cannabis companion will not be a bad way to start off the new year!

Taurus Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Taurus January will kick start a bright year for the Bull.  But there will be a new cosmic focus this month that will require subtle adjustments.  So much of the magic of the sacred herb lies within the connection between the outward ego and the inner self.  There is a third dimension that must be analyzed to kick off the New Year right. It’s time to clean all the mirrors in your cosmic house stoner Taurus and see yourself with clarity.

Toke time early in the month for quiet contemplation with the sacred herb.  Often the focus on meditative smoke sessions is connecting the inner voice to the outward ego; connecting desired progress with the walking path.  A cosmic shift in influence will occur in January that shines a new light on the stoner Taurus. Increased attention will be paid from smoke circle canna-buddies and fellow tokin’ terrestrials.  The spotlight will be on you! So now quiet high minded contemplation must be paid to the perception of the stoner Bull. During your early sacred smoke session, look in the mirror stoner Taurus:  Do not see yourself, but see yourself as others see you. With this new light and attention, be proactive to emanate the image you want people to see. Even the closest cannabis companions may be seeing you for the first time in different ways.  First impressions matter stoner Taurus.

Have you heard of survival preppers?  This month, the stoner Taurus will need their own cannabis survival kit.  The new cosmic light shining bright on the stoner Bull will bring new opportunities for fellowship.  Are you prepared to join in the fun? There will be numerous opportunities this month to burn bowls, light joints, and dab wax.  As you must get used to the new spotlight, so as you must prepare yourself for increased attention. Your cannabis survival kit must contain all the essentials required to participate in the sacred celebrations within new and old smoke circles.

Some words of note stoner Taurus.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and RELAX.  This sudden spotlight of external focus and increased attention can be daunting, even for a proud Bull.  But you got this. Be you, trust yourself, and enjoy being seen.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Scorpio many of the stoner signs are going to hear their horoscopes say things like “it’s a new year, a new you,” and all the potential and promise a “fresh start” can bring.  And this is true for you too my deadly Scorpion. But you are not starting completely anew. You are not the tiny seed becoming a new being. Your journey will be a more slight and subtle transformation.  Your story is like that of the forest trees: Shedding their leaves during the winter to make way for sturdier, greener growth, as the seasons progress. The difference, however, unlike the trees, is you get to control the direction you grow stoner Scorpio.  It may be starting that art project you’ve been contemplating, taking up a hobby you’ve often thought intriguing, or simply exploring the great outdoors cataloging the sweetest, secret smoke spots. No matter your direction, remember to enjoy the journey. Don’t worry if you’re not an immediate expert in every endeavor.  The cosmos is calling, and you will gain higher mastery along the way.

Success in the workplace is achievable and expected this month stoner Scorpio.  But, to what extent and how far you move up the ladder, will depend on your ability to distinguish between what you want to improve, and what you need to improve.  You may have your sights set on showing management you are ready for the next level.  You might just want to become the go-to coworker when others are stuck when solving problems.  These are solid aspirations. However, you will see greater growth by focusing on lessening weaknesses versus increasing your strengths.  Toke time for some solo smoke sessions to meditate on this: If you breed a strain only to increase the THC content, yes you will create a more potent product with the potential to get you higher.  But, if you have the goal of creating a better balanced bud that contains both THC and CBD, you will have a more versatile strain with higher potential. Balance and quality should be your growth goals in the workplace.  

Stoner Scorpio it is always hard to hear criticism.  There is much to learn from your closest cannabis companions, but there are also plenty who wish to criticize without the intention of improving.  For those people, light one up and rise above defensive reaction. Engrain only comments which come from a place of love. Rise above, learn from love, find a steady groove and achieve endless growth of spirit.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Sagittarius a common refrain currently spreading through the masses is the idea that the future is bright.  Think of the clarity this year will bring with positive illumination. It is the year of 2020 vision after all! Unfortunately for you, the month of January is set to start out with a haze. Cosmic smoke clouds are likely to obscure the immediate path ahead. While the roads may not be free of obstacles, they will be navigable, so drive on you must stoner Sag.  

Have you felt like you are wandering aimlessly within the work-space?  You may not be completely lost, but also may not be making the progress you would like.  While mired in the haze of thick confusing clouds, changing directions or altering course is not recommended.  Instead, use a free day, or even a whole weekend off, for a meditative exercise. You can even get this workout done from the comfort of your couch stoner Sagittarius.  Meditative smoke sessions will allow the time needed to take stock of what’s working, and to analyze what needs to be altered, to get you back on the path to progress. Make time for these herbal musings early in the month. When the cosmic clouds dissipate you will have your roadmap ready to embark on the next leg of your journey in career advancement.

Love and romance may also be obscured by a cosmic haze this month.  The best advice is to keep it simple. Puff puff pass on the stress and pressure of heavy expectations. Play it light, not cool stoner Sagittarius. Who doesn’t want more canna-buddies?  Take a moment to share a bowl with friends with weed, and share in a good time indeed. There’s nothing wrong with keeping it platonic within the smoke circle. Once the cosmic clouds lift, so will the outlook. Only then should you worry yourself with romantic endeavors. In the meantime, soak it up and smoke it up, with the partners-in-chronic on winter endo-excursions.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Pisces cosmic influences in January will be a continuation of December, but instead of subtle nudges, the universal influence will rush in like a tsunami.  Whoa right?!? Will this tsunami be a tidal wave of positivity or invulnerable obstacles? As with life, the answer to this quandary depends on your perspective and progressional position.

Change was in the air in December, or at least whispers of change.  Both workplace and personal spheres were affected by the cosmic influence.  But this change was more of a suggestion from the universe. It was up to your own impetus and analysis.  Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb stoner Pisces, and seek the nerve soothing solace of our favorite plant.  This theme of change will continue in the first month of 2020, but instead of personal choice and analysis, this change will come without regard for preparation or timing.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see that these moments in life are often beyond our control. Some could see negativity in moments of positivity, and visa versa.  It all comes down to your perspective, and outlook.

Early in the month, toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb.  Contemplate where your happy place lies. Whether this be a song, a place, or a fat nug of your favorite cannabis strain, acknowledge this happy space for future use.  If “change” comes in unexpected ways, you can retreat to your happy space. Often, when we are shocked by unexpected events, it is hard to see through the confusing smoke clouds.  This happy space you have prepared will give you time to seek a higher vantage point for clear reactions.  Sudden change can be difficult, but often from a positive perspective it can be seen as a necessary catalyst for progress.

With the assistance of the sacred herb, and a prepared safe space, you should be able to ride any high tide that flows through your sphere of influence.  Remember stoner Pisces, you can’t fight the power of a tsunami, but you can use it to your advantage. Think of what beauty and positivity can be built with a blank canvas.  Perhaps the “change” of January will create this wonderful opportunity for you, and stressful moments will become blessings from new perspectives.

Libra Stoner Horoscope January

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Other stoner star signs may be fired up for the new year, feeling feisty and ready to conquer the world.  But you, stoner Libra, should slow your roll, and play it cool. Before you run toward the next chapter of your stoney story, it is imperative you let the smoke clouds clear from 2019.  Don’t worry, you won’t be missing out on all the action. In fact, a period of pause early in January will ensure progress, and sustain positivity, through the rest of the month.  

With clearer vision you will take better notice of the little things about your surroundings; and those who are fortunate to be in your orbit are certainly going to take notice of you in big ways!  Whether or not it is because of the meditative smoke sessions you achieve in the beginning of the month, or simply the universe returning the cosmic kudos you’ve accrued, embrace the attention stoner Libra. The greatest expansion of your smoke circle will come from turning foreign faces, into new friends. You may not be the one who sparks every smoke circle smoke-out, but be sure to say yes to every invitation.  At least make a good effort! 

The best advice for tending to workplace obligations this month is to keep an eye on how you’re feeling when you are off the clock. Striking a balance between your work to-dos, and life’s unexpected adventures, will be imperative to your success in both realms. Fortunately, the lessons you’ve learned in the passing year have prepared you for this season. You will realize, stoner Libra, what might have seemed like shortcomings or setbacks, have transformed into experience and wisdom that you can call upon for coming challenges. You’ve always been up for burning one down, but now be confident in your abilities to stay grounded and rise above.

It might take time to adjust to all eyes being on you, and that is okay.  No one is judging. If you do catch people staring, it’s only because they are attracted by your glow. What might start out as a stranger’s quick glance from afar, can grow into a deep lasting connection.  Don’t turn away from smoke circle acquaintances because they might turn into cannabis companions.

Leo Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Leo January will be a foundation for 2020.  Perhaps even a road-map for the entire year can be written in the first month?  Ah, but to accomplish all of this terrestrial planning, you must go through the mental and spiritual exercise of self assessment.  Don’t worry my lovely Lion, I’m not talking about deep introspective dives; but rather simple mental and spiritual exercises combining intent with inventory and direction.

Whoa stay with me!  Take a few tokes of the marijuana smoke.  Relax. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see through the complications of the economic grind and the emotions of relationships.  Clear the cluttered mind so that you only see yourself with no outside influence. The meditative exercise required this month is mainly about three things:  Intent, Inventory, and Direction.

Intent:  A brave stoner Leo may want to meditate on this first step with a powerful edible.  But any amount of the sacred herb will do, as long as you locate your mediation in a comfortable quiet place alone.  Once the mind has been cleared of all thoughts regarding the economic grind, smoke circle acquaintances, and even cannabis companions, you must ask and answer one simple question:  “Where do you want to go stoner Leo?” Or phrased another way, “Who do you want to be?”

Inventory:  Another word for the second step could be appreciation.  This inventory has nothing to do with accounting or reconciliation.  Now that you know your intent, use the sacred herb to enhance the clarity of your third eye.  See the truth in what you have accomplished, or where you have traveled, at this point in your spiritual quest.

Direction:  Now for the hardest part stoner Leo.  With a clear understanding of intent, and appreciation of where and how you arrived at this moment in your progressive story, you must calibrate those two with your desired direction.  This final sober task can be accomplished in various ways. Perhaps an email to yourself with instructions will be your road-map. Or a ritualistic magic creation box to tuck away desired goal posts.  A logical timeline with progress markers might do the trick.

The bottom line is not the method of the final task stoner Leo, it is the holistic approach of the complete exercise.  You are bound to find your own way by completing these three heady exercises. Happy toking, you’ll find yourself stoner Leo.  I believe in you.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Gemini the dreaded three horsemen of negative cosmic influence will ride into your Zodiac house in January:  Anxiety, Stress, and Self Doubt. There you go, quick words like ripping off a bandaid. There are actions and remedies to help you navigate this dark path ahead.

First, there is a specific sacred herbal strain that can help with mood and positivity:  ACDC CBD Sativa Dominant Hybrid. This terpene saturated strain calms the nerves as it energizes the spirit.  Relaxing and soothing without a heavy head high. With the three horsemen of negativity surrounding you this month, it will be wise to stay out of your own head.  Instead, use the sacred herb’s medicinal qualities to settle the pangs of negativity, and energize you to move forward with positive progress. Certainly avoid heavy Indica strains that could leave you with couchlock, hold-up inside your head battling with the three horsemen all by yourself.

Another way to combat the depressive influence from your celestial position will be to get out among your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts, and seek exciting adventures.  Light one up and visualize this stoner Gemini:  

When encountering a stiff wind, you can turn your back to it, and let it’s force propel you in the direction it wants to take you.  However, you can also plant a stiff foot, and face the gale head on. Make yourself small and cut through the wind, fighting against its force.  

Lean into the negative forces this month stoner Gemini, you can do it.

Enough of the doom and gloom right!  There are numerous opportunities for positivity in January stoner Gemini.  With that strong foot planted against the negative influence of the three horsemen, there will be moments of fun and excitement.  Especially for single stoner Twins. You have to put yourself out there stoner Gemini. Seek excitement. Seek companionship. Seek the things you are passionate about.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Capricorn there are great blessings from the cosmos to kick off 2020.  The current planetary alignment is like a magnifying glass of positivity shining down on you.  And around the 10th of the month, this positive magnification reaches its focal point. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades … even in January.

You are more than capable of receiving this blast of cosmic energy my sturdy Sea-goat, but are you ready?  Toke time early in the month for a solo meditative smoke session to align your chakras before the great planetary alignment.  The strain and quantity of the sacred herb does not matter, but the solo sesh is a must. Allow the sacred herb to be your guide on a journey to wash away the clutter in your emotional closet.  This beam of cosmic positivity will be most beneficial with an empty vessel ready to receive the energy. Prepare yourself stoner Capricorn to bathe in, and soak up the positive energy from this rare planetary alignment.  Emotional preparations with the sacred herb could help receive and store the positivity moving forward into 2020.

Stoner Capricorn, you must also prepare yourself for extreme radiation!  Yes, this positive cosmic event will create a bright nuclear aura surrounding your spacesuit.  Not only will it be noticeable to fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts, but it will be irresistible.  This event could greatly expand your smoke circle. Smoke circle acquaintances, and even stoner strangers will be mesmerized by the powerful positivity emanating from your being.

Don’t let all this glowing positivity go to your head stoner Capricorn.  Wise decision making still applies, especially in matters of money. However, fellow canna-buddies may be working through issues with empty pockets and empty pipes.  You must maintain your frugal nature to protect yourself, but sharing a bowl or a meal with a friend in need has no limit to karmatic rewards.

Use this cosmic blessing to your advantage stoner Capricorn.  Keep your portable puffin package at the ready for cannabis communions.  Through kindness, connected experiences, and positivity, you will convert this focused planetary alignment into long lasting friendships and progressive emotional momentum.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope January

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Quick!  Stoner Cancer, prepare yourself!  Puff puff pass on the stress early in the month.  Pressure of the economic grind will weigh you down early in January.  The weight will not be crushing, but the potential to frazzle your nerves will be high.  Seek the calming nature of the sacred herb to soothe the nerves, and see through the stress as a momentary blip within the grand cosmic design.

Once you make it through the rough start, the stress from the workplace will be counterbalanced with personal enlightenment.  Whoa dude, lots of heavy notes in this cannabis vision. All of these things correlate to each-other. Think of the pressure packed beginning to the month like gears loosening within the cosmic machine.  These same types of gears will loosen for you personally also. So the cosmic influence that creates pressure and stress in one factor of life, could also cause enlightenment and progress in another. Contemplate that over a joint!

If you need a bottom line to the cosmic confusion, it would be this:  Whether you are ready or not, you will be traveling a great distance in January.  Both positives and negatives come from such a heady excursion. Remember you are not on this terrestrial plane alone.  Cannabis companions are there to give you comfort and fellowship. Over a shared bowl you might find they are dealing with their own chaotic cosmic moments as well.  With cannabis communion, we are stronger together. 

Stoner Cancer the beginning of the year will be a fluid situation.   You may feel different vibes from the universe, depending on what gear has been loosened in life.  Approach the period with flexibility in your sacred strain selection. I would recommend keeping a cannabis tool kit of sorts to deal with the roller coaster of emotions.  Sativa strains for those breakthrough manic moments when you are ready to take on ambitious tasks. Indica strains for those moments when you need to take a break to view the pressure packed moments from an alternate perspective.  Perhaps a high CBD strain to recover from the weight of pressure, or the flight of ambition. With contemplative thought applied to your sacred herbal assistant, you should travel through all situations safely. Godspeed stoner Cancer.

Aries Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Aries I told you about the new race beginning in December, January will be a continuation of this track and field excursion.  Or perhaps for you it may be more of gunny-sack hop. Just like that comedic summer family reunion or summer camp farce, there will be tons of events for you to participate in.  But instead of the egg toss and three legged race, maybe your personal track and field events will be bowl matching and smoke spot hunting.

Others might be catching up stoner Aries.  You got a fresh start in a new cycle last month.  Now, other stoner star signs will start to acknowledge a new phase of their own.  This gives you an upper hand with any conflicts. You are already warmed up and ready for battle.  If there are any long standing grievances held within the smoke circle, be sure to smoke them out early in the month.  One caveat being if your grievance is with a fellow tokin’ Aries: Watch out! They might be just as ready to throw bows as well as bowls.

Within the work sphere it might be best to save the fighting for internal battles.  There will be a natural inclination to lash out at perceived slights and injustices within the work environment.  Puff puff pass on the retribution at work stoner Aries. Seek the calm wisdom of the sacred herb to analyze your place within the workplace dynamic.  There may be a well founded grievance with a coworker or employer, but are you doing all that you can do to make yourself an invaluable asset to the company or team?  Remember stoner Aries, the goal is to be indispensable, not dramatic. As you seek out and fight the characteristics you wish to change, do not avoid the positives that are plain to see.  Medicate with the sacred herb and remember to give yourself praise and love mixed in with the honest criticism.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope January

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Stoner Aquarius welcome to a new year! Although a phase shift occurred for the Water Bearer in December, now is the time to sink into the reality and expediency of the future. December was all about utilizing the Sativa strain of the sacred herb to assist in tackling obstacles, as new beginnings were thrust upon your sign. In January, time and space will begin to slow down, and real progressive planning can take shape.

This change in tactic comes quick in January stoner Aquarius. Immediately you must shift from the go-go frizzle-fry nature of terrestrial alertness, to a more relaxed contemplative head space. Put the Sativa strains aside. Stock your stash jar with deep Indica strains like Granddaddy Purple and Northern Lights. You did all the running you needed to do in December. Now, early in the month, it is time to clear the schedule for a deep relaxing medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on connecting the inner voice with outward intentions. Where do you truly want to go? Who do you truly want to be? Now is the right time to align these inner desires with an outward plan. You must toke time for a personal journey of discovery and planning. Be sure to place pen and paper in your meditative space capsule; those notes will be amazing!

The second month of Winter will be a solitary mission stoner Aquarius. After you toke time for your personal planning journey, work will be waiting for your full attention. Important tasks and projects with highly visible, or valuable, stakes will fall within your sphere of responsibility. Breathe deep stoner Aquarius, inhale the soothing nature of the sacred herb; relax, you got this. Weighty responsibility is also weighty opportunity. As long as you place your best intention, and attention, into the work, the outcome will be stellar.

What is lost this month is grand progress within interpersonal relationships. But maybe that is all part of the cosmic plan. Perhaps the plans you lay out in the beginning of the month, or the hard work you put forth in the middle of the month, will lead to exciting adventures with cannabis companions in the next period. Maybe this is all part of your high-minded plan. Take notes stoner Aquarius! Your inner voice is talking.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope December

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As 2019 comes to a close, there is more than retrospective meditation required for the stoner Virgo.  The final month of the year will offer support and opportunity for investment in self. No, my introspective Virgin, the cosmic investment opportunity in December won’t necessarily have monetary gain, or deep mental progression at its core.  It will be the core of your cosmic spacesuit that could benefit most.

It’s time for an action plan stoner Virgo.  The hustle and bustle of terrestrial life has worn your spacesuit down.  Checking vital signs, and testing operational functionality of your spacesuit has always fallen down on your multitasking to-do list.  Not in December! Toke deep stoner Virgo and inhale the sacred herb: The to-do list and your ambitious projects will always be present.  At some point you must include relaxation and physical health in your busy plans.  

Early in the month, take a break from the economic grind to chop up some good green.  Burn a sacred bowl for the soul. Dive deep into self, and seek clarity as to your primary directives.  Somewhere in this logical drive, there must be care instructions for your Earthly personal shell. The current planetary alignment gives broad support to health and wellness in December.

Perhaps your contemplation with cannabis will shine a light on the needs of your cosmic spacesuit.  We aren’t strictly speaking about anaerobic exercise, but everybody does need it. Perhaps your personal wellness plan includes less screen time with your technological master.  Maybe that long overdue doctor’s appointment finally gets fulfilled. Some might finally take that Zumba, Jujitsu, or yoga class that keeps dropping on the to-do list. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep within yourself, and discover your needed to-do list of physical diagnostics.

Love thyself stoner Virgo.  Invest energy, care, and concern for yourself.  The diagnostic work put into the cosmic spacesuit in December will have long lasting rewards, and also establish wonderful habits moving into the new year.  Cheers.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Taurus December will unfold with an unexpected velocity.  This fast paced cosmic anomaly will throw you and your canna-crew into turmoil.  Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety stoner Taurus. You can handle this cosmic fastball.  But more importantly, the hectic nature of December will bring an opportunity to lead your smoke circle to safety.

Know thyself stoner Taurus.  Your sacred herbal prescription for December completely depends on you, and the situation you find yourself in.  Nothing can stop the speed of issues and opportunities coming your way in the first Winter month. Stock up and create a cannabis tool box.  Make sure to have the optimal strains for the right situation. There will be times a Sativa strain is required to ride the fast paced wave of universal influence.  Hang ten dude! There will be situations where you must slow yourself down with a kushy Indica strain to combat hyper burnout. Chill out man! Sacred hybrid strains, and even high CBD strains will also find their place in your cannabis battle plan:  Health, harmony, and balance.

Many fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will be in the same speed boat with you this month.  It is not advised to take a direct leadership role within the frantic smoke circle. You should focus on self, and lead by example.  When others may be swept away by a strong cosmic gale, you must stand strong and firm in the face of brisk wind. The strong Taurus Bull standing firm will be a beacon of hope for frazzled friends.

The subtle key to this tepid time period will be knowledge and confidence in self stoner Taurus.  Seek out situations at work, and in your personal life, that lean into your best attributes. A personal caring touch will help you maintain engagement within the storm, and it could lead to direct advancement in multiple phases of life.  By the end of this hurried month you will earn experience under intense cosmic pressure.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Scorpio December will be a month of discovery.  There will be no investigation or cosmic journey required for this discovery.  Sometimes knowledge and progression come through no insight or process. Hence, buckle up tight, twist the joint just right, and enjoy the ride.

Jack Herer once said of his discovery of cannabis, “Pot changed my life.  I began to hear my own words back to me as judgments. I put on earphones and heard music in color for the first time.”  Often the largest shifts in consciousness come as an accident and without warning. My stoner Scorpion you must be prepared for grand realizations, and a shift in perspective this month.  The current planetary alignment could shake the known terrestrial plane as you see it. But breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and know that everything will be alright. There is no particular cannabis strain prescription for December.  However, you must toke time during the busy holiday season to contemplate with the sacred herb in quiet moments of introspection. When these universal truths hit you, you must give them adequate respect and thought. The risk of December is to run yourself ragged without personal time to reflect.  The cosmic knowledge bombs could come and go without you taking possession of the progressional depth of understanding.

There will be challenges and obstacles in the personal and work sphere this month.  At work, new directives may arise without warning increasing your responsibility. You got this stoner Scorpio.  Use the sacred herb as your confident copilot. You are up to the challenge! Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for perspective shifting analysis and confidence in self.  

Challenges and obstacles within the personal sphere will be more internal than physical.  Burying valid emotions is not the best path forward. However, unleashing an emotional carpet bombing campaign on cannabis companions, and smoke circle acquaintances, is not the right option either.  Burn a bowl instead of bridges. Seek clarity with internal feelings and find the best way to manifest them through valid communication. The longer you keep valid emotions bottled up, the more explosive pressure will build within.  Three steps to remember in December stoner Scorpio: Validate, Contemplate, Communicate.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Sagittarius universal appreciation comes through positive cosmic winds in December.  What a wonderful way to end 2019, right? However, the welcome news of universal positive influence comes with requirements.

How do you receive blessings if you don’t know what you want?  Now is the time to dive deep with your inner self to contemplate, discover, and align your true desires.  Instead of one smoke session with the sacred herb, build a practice of medicated meditation throughout the month.  Puff puff pass on the stresses of the terrestrial plane. Allow yourself to escape the cluttered noise of the world.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to align your internal desires with your outward terrestrial travels. The current planetary alignment allows blessings from the universe, but only if you know what you want.

There is another requirement from the universe to receive these cosmic blessings of December:  You have to socialize stoner Sag. How can you receive blessings and good tidings from fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts if you aren’t participating in the cosmic mission?  Chop it up with your canna-crew, and combust the sacred herb together in celebration of this wonderful cosmic mission we call life. If the sacred herb brings paranoid feelings within the smoke circle, simply switch to a high CBD strain to participate within the group while the anxiety of social settings washes away.

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius:  Positivity within the smoke circle can be undone without a selfish third eye.  Yes, selfishness is required as you mingle among the stoner family. The sacred prescription to get out and enjoy the smoke circle should only be filled if personal positivity is at the heart of the socializing.  Use your herbally enhanced third eye gaze to sift out toxic situations. Perhaps you will find the true blessing of December will be turning those peripheral smoke circle acquaintances into new cannabis companions.  Companionship is the best gift of life.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Pisces looking back on the year, there were plenty of highs, and perhaps more lows than you would have liked.  If you are honest with yourself my lovely Fish, maybe you can’t seem to shake the feeling of stagnation. Not a loss, but maybe not the progress you hoped to see. Do not dismay; sometimes seeds take longer to sprout, and others even longer to blossom.  Use this moment as an opportunity to prepare yourself for the time when you will finally see your garden in full bloom.

You’ve been working hard stoner Pisces, so don’t get down on yourself.  You’re hustle has not been the problem, as you can be confident you have been grinding day in and day out.  But, when it comes to work, you may find yourself wondering if your wandering on the right path. Toke time meditating and evaluating if where you are is where you want to be.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for analysis, not as an escape. Sometimes you need to rise above, and shift the vantage point, in order to see the bigger picture. 

From the ten thousand foot view, you may discover it’s time to mix it up.  This doesn’t mean you should up and quit your job! Before you make a move, make a plan.  After some meditation with the insight inspiring sacred herb, you may discover you have found your calling in your current job.  It may actually be something you would be happy doing for the rest of your working days. Don’t be afraid to ask a trusted cannabis confidante for advice.  Or, if you are looking to get to the next level in your job, ask a higher up to be your mentor. You can expect support from the cosmos this month, giving a push to your positive plan.  With helping hands from your best buds, and blessings from the stars, you have all the tools you need to soar to greater occupational heights.

Both partnered and single stoner Pisces are likely to experience revelations regarding their relationships.  This means deepening platonic bonds, and perhaps taking the relationship to the next level. But, even then, there is no harm in taking a little time, or needing space for yourself.  Toke time for solo smoke sessions and ‘doing you’. Whether it’s burning a bowl, or spending time working on a passion project, a healthy balance of socializing, and seeking solace in solitary activities, will be crucial to maintaining a peaceful equilibrium and upward momentum.

Libra Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Libra there will be showers of positivity in December.  This kind cosmic influence will not be overt or obvious. In order to fully receive the rewards from the positive planetary positioning, the stoner Libra must engage clear third eye vision.  In order to spot opportunity, you must first be attentive and open to receiving it. Combust the Sativa strain of the sacred herb in moments you feel run down or blurry eyed. Clarity and focus derived from these sacred strains will help keep the third eye engaged to interpret positive road signs on the journey of life in December.

Stoner Libra, all this positive momentum cannot go to waste!  Toke a moment for a solo medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb.  Let’s call this an introspective mission of discovery. There is an idea or a passion you’ve been contemplating, but holding back.  Now is the time to dig up this grand scheme, and turn this proposition into a plan. The stars have aligned to bring a little sprinkle of cosmic positivity to this passion project carefully kept safe deep within yourself.  Be careful stoner Libra. Slow your roll. Do not risk it all on this great idea. Grow slow. Develop the plan, and unveil this side hustle without negative impact on the hustle that pays the bills.

What a year stoner Libra.  Who knew a constant search for balance included so many ups and downs?  I have a specific task for you this month: After the 27th, embark on an internal deep dive with the sacred herb to contemplate the year that has passed.  Make sure this end of year medicated meditation is without electronics and the busy bee tools of life. Utilize a deep Indica strain of the sacred herb for a relaxed chill contemplative journey into the past and future.  Toke time to appreciate the journey of 2019, and look forward to the adventure of 2020. This is a cleansing moment stoner Libra. A deep contemplative look at the year that has passed will clean the slate, and open all the positive possibilities for the year ahead.

Leo Stoner Horoscope December

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Beaming from cosmos, the stoner Leo will be granted great third eye vision in December.   This enhanced third eye vision will not give you psychic clairvoyance, but cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will be deciphered under a new light.  This keen cosmic blessing will assist the stoner Leo in assessing their place within the work sphere and the smoke circle.

Sour Diesel is the perfect strain of the sacred herb to enhance and connect with the new cosmic perspective placed on the Leo’s third eye vision.  The new optical perspective will require focus and clarity. Combust the sacred herb, fly high above the terrestrial plane, and seek clarity from this enhanced viewpoint.  Do not forget to view yourself, and your place among the smoke circle during these vision quests.

Warning stoner Leo:  Cosmic construction zone ahead.  This new third eye vision could cause a strain on relationships.  Perhaps issues or traits of cannabis companions, ignored or unseen, will now come into focus.  This new vision won’t be dramatic, but the world will be viewed with a new filter that could affect all spheres.  Toke time to contemplate with the sacred herb: This new perspective and vision must be tempered with kindness and understanding.  A thoughtful approach to new information should come before consequential reactions. This temperment of temper could save heartache with cannabis companions and guilty frustration in the workplace.

Stress is a consistent factor in life.  But the second half of December could see a release of pressure.  This pause in tense moments creates a wonderful opportunity for a medicated meditative smoke session to celebrate and commemorate the triumphs of 2019.  Near the end of the month, sink deep into this meditative exercise. The natural flow of herbally enhanced reflection will lead to inclinations of future forecasts.  Ending the year with clarity of third eye vision will be the perfect catalyst to launch into a new year with a fresh attitude and directive. Always one step ahead, the stoner Lion leads the pack!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope December

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As the old saying goes, “We get by with a little help from our friends.”  This month stoner Gemini, you are going to be that friend. Whether you are the friend with the kind bud, or kind words, you will be the helping hand of the cannabis crew this December.  Look back to where you started the year to where you are now. Your growth and progress is undeniable, and it is no wonder others will want to know your secret.  

While you will not have a magic wand to wave away their problems, you will be able to help many see through the smoke and mirrors.  Your advice will be sought, and in most cases set into motion. But, the truth is your big secret to success has been your unstoppable persistence.  You have not turned away from challenges, but have faced each obstacle full on. This determination is how you’ve been able to rise above, and will be the driving force in helping others do the same.  And of course, there will be plenty of opportunity to pass the pipe, and match bowls, while sharing in the trials and triumphs of your partners in chronic. 

Although you will be playing the role of ganja guru this holiday season, don’t think you have to do everything by yourself stoner Gemini.  This is especially relevant in the workplace where you should prepare for substantial challenges in the first weeks of the month. Don’t be discouraged.  While you may be facing an uphill climb, please know, you will not have to go at it alone. Your peers are willing, and more than capable, in assisting with the tough stuff; but only if you speak up.  Not every task will necessarily be a group project, but frequent brainstorming sessions will help establish game plans, and get everyone grooving to the same beat. There is one cautionary word stoner Gemini:  Whether or not you are employed in the cannabis industry, it is advised you keep work a smoke free zone. There will be plenty of time to light one up when off the clock. The demands of the job will best be met with a clear and focused mind.  And, if you’re skeptical, you can rest easy knowing the reward of roasting a fresh green bowl will be made all the sweeter after a long day’s work. 

Stoner Gemini you definitely don’t need others in order to smoke a bowl, but sharing is caring.  Be mindful of this as you say goodbye to 2019 and welcome in the new year, and the next chapter of your stoney adventure.  Remember you are in a unique position to help, so keep a keen third eye gaze for that cannabis companion, or a family member, who looks like they might be feeling a little low.  You may be just the friend with weed that they need, indeed.


Capricorn Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Capricorn December will be a challenging period.  But during this phase, you will be the one performing the exacting actions.  Stand tall my sturdy Sea Goat, this month you will bring the fight to those that oppose you.

Whether you are standing against injustice, confronting a nemesis, or breaking imposing societal restraints, there will be numerous loaded bowls of opportunity to smoke your foes.  But before you get your hyper confrontational stoner hard hat fitted for battle, toke a moment to contemplate the essence of the battles you wage. There will be cosmic support in December for confronting unjust obstacles and foes that have wronged your progressive path to a higher plane.  This universal sword and shield however, could disappear in moments of wrong-headed hypocritical tactics. Meditate with the sacred herb to gain clarity on the issue at hand. Seek a higher perspective to analyze and confirm the karmatic justice of the situation. This moment of pause for herbal discernment will protect you from further harm, and strengthen your position.

This impetus to confront wrongs could be most necessary and yet dangerous within the personal sphere.  Let’s back off the sword and shield analogy to understand confrontation can also be a bridge built with kindness.  As you meditate with the sacred herb to reach a higher perspective, view with your third eye how a hug can impact a struggle just as effectively as a sword.  The word confrontation can easily be replaced by the word communication. Airing grievances with a shared bowl will have longer positive impacts than dousing the situation in flames.  There will be times a flame thrower will only be needed to light a bowl for two. 

Remember stoner Capricorn, not every obstacle or confrontation should be approached in the same manner.  There are numerous ways to consume the sacred herb. There are equally numerous ways to confront a perceived oppressor or situation.  Always operate with kindness at heart.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Cancer as we transition from 2019 into the great unknown of the year to come, one thing is certain:  You are going to be noticed. While the days grow darker more quickly, your glowing aura will be impossible to miss. This means you can expect great growth in interpersonal relationships, both platonic and romantic. New relationships can grow quickly, from the smallest seedling of attraction, to fully blossoming love, and all the stages in between.  If you are not prepared for this bountiful endowment of affection, you may find yourself feeling a bit out of your depth. Remember, knowing is half the battle stoner Cancer. You may not know what romances are around the corner, but you know best what you need to maintain your spiritual equilibrium. Before you pursue potential partners in chronic, or a cannabis companion finds you, be sure to find your own center.  As long as you ground yourself firmly, and let your roots grow deep, you will be ready to weather whatever the cosmos brings.

Work life will be demanding stoner Cancer.  This increase in demand will not be daunting, but rather many parties will beckon and compete for your attention. This does not mean every twinkling eye or simple smile is secretly seductive. There is an acknowledgement of your consistent work ethic, and a desire to get your constructive opinion.  You can use this close proximity to your advantage: Make your ideas heard! If you are fortunate enough to have an occupation where you get to puff, puff, puff towards progress with your coworkers, then be sure to capitalize on such an opportunity. Creative smoke sessions can result in next level thinking, and endo-expansive ideas.  While some say the sky’s the limit, it is advised for the crew to revisit all high minded ideas during more grounded mindsets. If the plan still sounds solid under these alternative circumstances, then green lights are a go.

Although you are approaching the end of this particular year, toke time contemplating the importance of returning to the beginning.  It is not intended to expand the ego, stoner Cancer, but ultimately, it all starts with you. You will have many opportunities for social interactions; a plethora is by no means an exaggeration.  So, it will be up to you to decide when you need to seek out social smoke sessions with your tokin’ partners in chronic, and when it is time to seclude yourself away for solo, meditative smoke sessions.  Both will be required to finish the year off right, but it is up to you to decide which is needed and when.

Aries Stoner Horoscope December

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What a long strange trip it’s been stoner Aries.  2019 has been a year of tests, trials, and triumphs.  You may feel like an exhaustive race is near the end with the finish line in sight.  Breathe deep, inhale the perspective expanding magic of the sacred herb, and see with your third eye vision that the race is far from over.  Perhaps December should be viewed as the beginning of a new race, and all that work and effort in the past was merely preparation. Ah yes, isn’t that just the way our cosmic simulation is set-up:  A constant realization of catch 22 or circular logic.

Before you put your jogging shoes back on, know that the work sphere may be more calm than previous periods.  Obstacles and obstructions will fall with ease. But instead of sitting back to recognize your accomplishments with generous self adulatory pats on the back, use these calm cosmic moments to work on your expertise within your field.  Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate how you can grow in your position under your own momentum.  

It is within the personal sphere where the hard work lies in December.  And similar to the work sphere, tasks must be performed with self motivated impetus.  Matters of love and smoke circle relationships have presented many challenges this year.  No matter your relationship status, this truth for all stoner Aries must be analyzed and contemplated.  This may be contrary to your happy-go-lucky direct in-the-moment tact, but progress requires internal growth stoner Aries.  This change-up of ingrained traits will be most effective with a change-up of herbal assistance. Two stash jars will be required in December; one with a dank Indica strain, and the other with an airy Sativa.  Find moments to steal away on a cold night with a blanket for warmth, and a bowl of Indica for deep contemplation. Seek internal truth and understanding on your personal actions, and your personal desires. Have those two things matched in your quest for companionship this year?  Switch to the stoney stash of Sativa for public moments with the smoke circle. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to enact the plan stemming from the contemplated merger of want and desire.

It could be, all that was missing this year was contemplative thought with yourself to align your path with internal direction.  Wow, imagine how much love you can share and receive with your traditional happy-go-lucky traits once you’ve found the correct course.



Aquarius Stoner Horoscope December

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Stoner Aquarius you will have to grasp an interesting concept in December that flies in the face of our terrestrial programming.  December 31st marks the end of the year and the first winter month. We are programmed to think so much in terms of time periods. The concept of new beginnings between years, that in reality are merely minutes apart, is an interesting human construct.  Any labeled time period for that matter is simply for organization and communication purposes, when in reality we all live one moment to the next in an ever changing reality. Ok, let me put down my joint, and get to the point: A new cosmic phase of influence is coming right now stoner Aquarius.  Do not wait until January to shift into a new period of thought and expectations.

But wait, there’s more!  Not only are you entering a new phase of planetary influence, but this phase is filled with cosmic challenges and obstacles.  But don’t fear my stoner Water Bearer, you won’t drown from this new cosmic influence. All challenges and obstacles will be within your ability to solve and overcome.  Puff puff pass on the stress, and seek confidence in self. Your stoner prescription for December will be a heavy does of the sacred Sativa strain. As you enter this new phase you will need focus and attention.  Use the sacred Sativa strain as a catalyst to maintain clarity of thought and vision as you roam the terrestrial plane.

Find time for a medicated meditative smoke session early in the month.  As we humans like to do with the beginning of a new year, this new phase in December is an opportunity for new beginnings.  The sacred Sativa strain will assist with energy to begin and stick to a new plan. As with any new beginning or change of directive, discipline and awareness are key.  There is no time for excuses or couch-lock in December stoner Aquarius.

This is your warning or your wake up call!  Discipline is the key to this new beginning.  Developing good habits is an important start to any high minded plan.  Furthermore, getting off to a positive start increases the likelihood of success and happiness.  Avoid overspending during this holiday season stoner Aquarius. An excessive financial burden could add unneeded stress to your new beginning.  Find gifts from the heart instead of the wallet. Not only will you save money, but your cannabis companions will appreciate you even more.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Virgo look out for strange coincidences and happy accidents during the final Fall month. These minute, but meaningful, interactions can result in bursts of breakthrough in understanding, and subtle symbiotic cannabis connections. While it will serve you well to pay attention to the little things, avoid over analyzing and cultivating unnecessary feelings of paranoia. You can rest and recreate with your favorite strain in peace stoner Virgo. These unusual moments in November will be filled with progress and positivity. If you do encounter tense times, you will be able to easily rise above, and puff puff pass on any negative vibes.

If you are still not reassured, know that universal influences will temper moments of anxiety. Even introvert Virgos will find settling moments of solace amidst the subtle bustle of their social smoke circles. While solo smoke sessions and marijuana meditations will still be required for the stoner Virgo, there is great benefit to be found in communing with fellow cannabis cohorts. Insight can be gained while enjoying a little secondhand toke with the buds. Great ideas can come from good company and kind bud. But, in the end the stoner Virgo will still be solely responsible for implementing any ideas that may come from these social musings.

This independent hustle will be most prominent on the job. November is a likely period to make a noticeable impact at work. It’s all up to you stoner Virgo! Each shining success and every sliding setback rests ultimately on your shoulders. At first glance this may seem daunting, but don’t fret, you got this. Stick to the script stoner Virgo: Establish your plan of attack, and stay focused on each task on the to-do list. Off the clock, it will be crucial to maintain physical and mental well being. A fresh bowl of sticky Indica can help maximize moments of relaxation, and efficiently recharge the soul. Switch to Sativa dominant strains when it is time to brainstorm big ideas for work. Once you develop the vision, take action! Repeat, and watch action quickly become measurable progress. Whether or not you are awarded ‘Employee-of-the-Month,’ you can be certain coworkers and bosses will take note of your stellar skills.

While the stoner Virgo is grinding hard at work, in the personal sphere strange cosmic currents will push them in romantic directions. The positivity of the period will increase mood and confidence. Desired cannabis companions will see this glowing aura, and will gravitate toward the optimistic orbit. Single and partnered stoner Virgos should ride this positive cosmic wave. Channel energy toward physical self improvement. Push the cosmic spacesuit to improve reliability. You will need increased endurance to make the most of the month; as all positive things will compound on each other in November.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Taurus there will be a fortunate cosmic rain pouring down on you in the final Fall month. Surely there will be positive rewards in November, perhaps even rich discoveries. Keep your stash jar loaded, and your bowl packed, because an herbally enhanced keen third eye insight will be required to dig for gold.

Look at this cosmic fortunate wind holistically stoner Taurus. Escape the compartmentalization of “rewards” as a materialistic gain. Perhaps that special cannabis companion or a long awaited job offer is just a chance encounter around the corner. In order to receive the fortunate cosmic benefits in November, you must engage your third eye to see the terrestrial plane more clearly. A higher perspective will be required to see opportunities through the terrestrial noise. Stick to sticky Sativa strains this month. Clarity, energy, and insight will be your tools on this terrestrial treasure hunt. Don’t let any clues pass without proper examination.

Toke time meditating with the sacred herb on your digital habits. Has your terrestrial world become wrapped up in digital screen time? This cosmic treasure hunt will take place in the physical world, not on your phone or favorite social platform. If we expect to receive benefits in the real world, then we must actively participate in it.

Take care of yourself stoner Taurus. A cosmic rain of positivity can have ill effects on your cosmic spacesuit. Yes, opportunities may become so numerous in November, you could run yourself ragged burning bowls chasing chance. Coupled with the Sativa strain suggestion for the month, be sure to mix in physical activity. There will be no napping in November! But a good workout can have similar recharging effects for your cosmic spacesuit.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to grasp the concept of all encompassing universal positivity. Like what!?! Yes stoner Taurus, seek the treasure of positivity in all aspects of life in November. This could truly be a magical time. Engage your third eye, seek clarity, and maintain health to discover, unlock, and receive the positive universal rewards here on our cosmic spaceship.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Sagittarius there are cosmic storm clouds in the forecast for November. However, with a cool head, calm mind, and kind heart all stoner Archers should make it through the month with quivers to spare.

At many moments during November you will feel like you are wrapped up in the cosmic storm. However, the planetary shenanigans will affect cannabis companions, but not the stoner Sagittarius directly. Even through peripheral effects, this cosmic storm will remain as the major obstacle of this period.

Embrace the storm stoner Sagittarius. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see through the storming machinations swirling around fellow terrestrial astronauts. Through your herbally enhanced third eye gaze, visualize yourself in the eye of the storm. Chaos will swirl around the stoner Sag, but they stand firm on unshaken ground. Medicated meditative moments will be required to maintain confidence in the face of the sweeping cosmic chaos. See through the chaos from a higher perspective. Maintain consistent low levels of marijuana medication to keep clear vision, and steadfast confidence.

And confidence will be necessary stoner Sag. A higher calling could be cast upon you in November. Perhaps you could be seen as a cannabis first responder. As you stand in the eye of the cosmic storm with your third eye gaze engaged at the carnage within, opportunities abound as your fellow tokin terrestrials are lost within the planetary tempest.

Load up your cannabis tool kit stoner Sagittarius. The green cross will be symbolic in November. Your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances will need your assistance if they are to make it through the month unscathed. You have the power to bring positive impact in moments of anxiety. Whether it’s a kind listening ear, a loaded bowl, or a helping hand, you will surely find moments of great impact. Keep a cool head, a warm heart, and a lifted third eye this month stoner Sag. Your canna-crew is relying on you.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Scorpio you have been preparing for this period for a long, long time. Making plans, revising, reviewing your notes, and at times, second guessing them and starting all over. But, the planning phase is coming to an end, and the season for practice is here! The blueprints you have so tirelessly labored over will be put into action, and ideas once thought lofty will become instruments in manifesting visions so long in the making. Don’t psych yourself out or let anxiety of imperfection hold you back. If you have to redirect course or make adjustments along the way, don’t worry. Take pause, grab the bong, and puff on, stoner Scorpio. There will be times when the reefer can help you to relax, and re-create your approach before moving forward. If things don’t unfold as easily as you anticipated, you will at least have the satisfaction that you are finally making moves, and getting things done.

Stoner Scorpio, for as far back as you remember, it feels like you’ve been working jobs that have paid the bills, but have left you unsatisfied; or at least jobs that you could not say genuinely sparked your interest. By the middle of November, you will have the chance to turn your passions into prosperity. Perhaps you were nervous that ‘having fun’ in an occupation meant that it couldn’t be financially feasible. Opportunity will present itself, but it will be up to you to go for it. Not every stoner Scorpio will be advised to immediately quit their 9 to 5. But every stoner Scorpion can at least get the joint rolling by pursuing ways of monetizing your interests. Know this however, it may take time for the seeds of success to become a self-sustaining cash crop. Keep at it stoner Scorpio, those passionate greens are worth the grind. With unwavering will, and strategic investments of self, your side hustle may just become your main money-making grind.

The stoner Scorpio knows best what they are looking for when it comes to matters of love. Whether you have been tokin’ solo with an eye toward a new prospective cannabis companion, or you are someone who has been riding high with their current partner-in-chronic; it will be up to you stoner Scorpio, to make the next move. However, you are aware that knowing what you want, and getting it, are not always one in the same. It would be great if all it took to make your garden grow was want and wishful thinking. But, the reality is this: To get those big sticky buds, it takes a lot of love, and the willingness to work at it. So too it is when it comes to our relationships with our cannabis companions. Find someone who you are willing to dig in the dirt with, and work through the messy beginnings. Together you will be able to grow something whose roots run deep, and whose canopy will always flourish.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope November

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The planetary influence of November will be more like a planetary support system. Breathe deep stoner Pisces, inhale the sacred herb, and trust the current planetary alignment has your back. Of course you cannot behave with impunity, but the cosmos will add a protective influence to all creative endeavors.

There are so many ways to birth creative energy on our terrestrial plane. The stoner Pisces may not have always felt supported in their creative ideas or creations, but this all changes in the final Fall month. Embrace the sacred herb; not only as a catalyst for creativity, but as a bridge to internal self confidence. Toke time for a solo medicated smoke session to meditate on aspects and attitudes in the past that have held your creative juices back. Now is the time to dismiss the negative naysayers, and embrace internal self confidence. With this medicated meditative smoke session, you may even discover the negative naysayer holding you back was yourself all along. Now is the time to feed and release internal intuition, and execute those hair-brained ideas.

Universal support will also be found in the workplace stoner Pisces. Once again, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will assist self confidence, and encourage self motivation to take on more than you have in the past. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: These workplace opportunities may not come with an immediate tangible benefit. Use your herbally enhanced keen third eye to see past the need for immediate gratification. Becoming an invaluable member of the team is the reward and benefit in itself. Invaluable is synonymous with irreplaceable in this vision, and it is a worthy goal.

Finally stoner Pisces, this influential cosmic lubricant present in November will also affect the personal realm. The same foundations of confidence, built through sacred meditations, that will assist in creative projects and workplace merit, will also attract positivity within the sphere of love. Partnered Pisces can expect big decisions and continuity from their relationship. Single Pisces must use their keen third eye to spot shifting affection from cannabis acquaintances. But this newfound confidence is more than an opportunistic fun grab; perhaps the true love found in November will be with yourself. Confidence in self is love of self.

What a month stoner Pisces. May the good graces of ganja be with you.

Libra Stoner Horoscope November

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Halloween is over stoner Libra, the mask must come off in November. So often you wage a battle containing your inner voice for the sake of balance on the terrestrial plane. Breathe deep, inhale the wisdom and kindness of the sacred herb, because this battle is coming to an end this month. No stoner Libra will be able to contain the inner self from expressing outwardly. Much like that high milligram edible, you just have to trust everything will be ok.

Hold tight and make sure all safety belts are engaged. Mercury is in retrograde. Usually this means star signs are headed for communication breakdown; but for the stoner Libra in November, this planetary condition will be a coming out party for the inner stoner voice. Many medicated meditative smoke sessions will be required during the month. These moments of calm with the sacred herb should focus on trust and understanding between the inner self and the desired appearance. Lines of communication must be open between the inner self and terrestrial projection. Fortunately the stoner Libra has time to prepare. But when the full moon shines on the 12th of November, the coming out party begins. And the effects of this party will be felt within all spheres of life.

There is no specific herbal strain recommendation this month, but the necessity for calm relaxed contemplative smoke sessions is the prescription for stress relief. Add variety to your routine to ensure you acquire your weekly dose of calming cannabis. I love expeditions into myself in a float tank, but often a dark warm room will do the trick. A brisk hike with your thoughts can also be an excellent meditative exercise.

Romantic feelings will be exposed in November stoner Libra. That dark demon inside you cannot be contained. Puff puff pass on the stress. Embrace the sacred herb and your inner desires. Making your feelings known on the terrestrial plane could ease pressure bottled up inside of yourself. Major turmoil will result if you spend your time in November trying to suppress your inner desires.

Remember stoner Libra, embracing the terrestrial exposure of your inner self can be difficult. Allow yourself patience and understanding. Seek the kind empathy of the sacred herb, and apply it to yourself. That inner self is you, love and embrace them. You have been fighting them long enough.

Leo Stoner Horoscope November

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When describing the comfortable leadership of a stoner Leo, I have said they operate with an unapologetic selfishness. Some stoner Leos nod with a clever smirk. But some stoner Leos become offended. This ability to be unapologetically selfish is what separates the stoner Leo from the rest of the Zodiac smoke circle. The leader of the pack can’t be weighed down by all the trivial nuances of perspective and feelings. With kindness at heart, they make decisions and behave in a way where their example is what is most important, not the perspective of their cannabis companions.

Load up the stash jar, pack a few bowls, and get ready for a smokin November stoner Leo. The current planetary alignment will give ultimate support to those brave leaders of the stoner Zodiac smoke circle that roam the terrestrial plane with an unapologetic selfishness. For those Leos that already walk with a pep in their step and approach daily life with confident direction, the blessings of this month may go unnoticed. Those Leos probably wouldn’t ever read a horoscope anyway. This horoscope is written more for the reluctant stoner Lion. There are many Lions that roam the terrestrial plane without a pack, or see themselves more as just another cosmic astronaut in the smoke circle of life. November could be the month these Leos come to understand and grasp their role as the leader of the stoner pride. Let’s get your mojo back stoner Leo. Yeah Baby!

Keep the couchlock deep Indica kush for another time. You are on a mission to find your mojo stoner Leo; sexy stoney Sativas only this month. Toke time early in November for a solo medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Contemplate all those wonderful Leo characteristics you want to exude: Cheerful, charming, caring, energetic, magnetic, resilient, motivated, and honest. With all those wonderful traits, it is no wonder that these successful leaders behave with an unapologetic selfishness. After all, the leader of the stoner pack always knows where the smoke circle is heading. With this early meditative dive, seek understanding within yourself as to why you have been a reluctant leader in the past. Use this sacred herbal smoke session as a cleansing to move forward into the month ready to take hold of your birthright. With kindness at heart and a fat nug in your pocket, the entire stoner Zodiac will follow the confident Leo to the next level.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope November

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Buckle up stoner Gemini because old conflicts of the past, pushed out of sight and out of mind, will pop up again in November. And this time, the conflict must find a resolution. With keen herbally enhanced third eye clarity, and responsible impetus, the stoner Gemini should escape the final Fall month unharmed. Don’t run away from past conflicts as they crop up. With a decisive confidence in self, and diligent attention to new information, all problems have a solution.

Sacred herbal prescription for November: Sativa dominant hybrid. The sacred herb will act as an herbal assistant as you clean your closets. The clarity and energy of the Sativa strain will give great benefit in taking on difficult issues. And yet the Indica component of the hybrid will provide coping kindness to maintain grounded relentlessness while under constant issue assault.

After the full moon of November 12th, the relentless conflict resolution problem solving will be hot and heavy. Toke time to prepare yourself for the storm stoner Gemini. If you were to smoke the Indica species of the sacred herb, before the 12th would be the time. A deep medicated dive with the sacred herb in a quiet comfy place is necessary before the full moon of the 12th. This sacred herbal break from terrestrial stress could be the platform for mental preparation required for the storm of decision making ahead.

This storm of decision making will affect all spheres of life. At work, toke time with the sacred herb to think deeper than the next day of grinding. Soar high above the terrestrial plane, and view yourself, and your occupation from a higher perspective. A large decision will be required, but it will be up to you to ensure it is a well thought out decision. The current planetary alignment will also force action within the sphere of love. Stoner Gemini there is something you have been putting off for quite some time. Perhaps you were waiting for a clear road sign on the path of love. Not even the most connected third eye gaze will be able to decipher any signs directing you stoner Gemini. Perhaps with this issue, it may be time to put the pipe down, and come up with a sober solid plan of action. In most situations like this, the terrestrial astronaut already knows the decision, they’ve simply become used to delaying the launch countdown.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope November

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It’s a new moon, stoner Cancer, and November brings all the promise of a new you! The trees are losing the last of their leaves, and this period offers you the same opportunity of shedding old tendencies to make way for new beginnings. The thought of change might at first sound scary; but keep calm and toke on, stoner Cancer. Don’t stress out! Not everything needs to happen all at once. The beauty is you get to set the pace. As long as you light the fire of progress in the early weeks, you will be able to maintain a slow and steady burn throughout the remainder of the month. Remember, a thriving garden does not manifest overnight. Plant the seed of influence: With patience and persistence you will ultimately end up with a beautiful and bountiful harvest.

My lovely Crab, it’s not that struggles and troubles will be less in number or intensity this month. In the spirit of new beginnings, a fresh and novel perspective can make all the difference. November is an ideal time to branch out and try new greens, especially Sativa dominant strains. You are working to expand your horizons, and the creativity invoking properties of sweet, sticky Sativas can help to elevate your consciousness to higher levels. During this expansive exploration, don’t neglect your mental health. You will know best, but seek out the settings that you need to keep the good vibes going. When you’re feeling low, gather the cannabis crew to spark one up and get lifted. If you feel like you’re moving too fast, toke time for self with a medicated meditative solo smoke session.

Day to day you may find yourself wondering what’s missing. A better way to frame it is this: What’s the long game stoner Cancer? You may not necessarily feel stuck, but are you where you want to be? To get to great rewards, we at times have to take on some risk. Get out of your comfort zone, but be deliberate in how you proceed. Now is a time to reflect on how you allocate your resources. This means your monetary finances, yes, but also your human resources. You wouldn’t want to blow through the bank account, anymore than you should burn through the whole stash jar in one smoke session. Similarly, you should be strategic as to how, and who you invest your energy. It may take more than sacred cannabis consultations to figure out a balanced budget. Sometime during the month, you will have to put down the pipe to pick up the pen and paper. Just know that once you have leveled out the ledger, you will be free to light one up and rest a little easier.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope November 2019

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There is a cosmic weight placed on the stoner Capricorn’s shoulders in November. Do not fret my sturdy Sea-Goat, you have more than enough power, strength, and stamina to carry this planetary burden. The rest of the stoner Zodiac needs you in the final Fall month. Who is always the stoner holding the good green? You. When cannabis companions are down in the dumps, who has a fresh bowl and a warm smile? You stoner Capricorn. The weight of November will be your leadership skills within the smoke circle. Many cannabis companions will need your sturdy strength, and keen third eye navigation, to clear the numerous obstacles placed in their path.

This leadership of the smoke circle extends to all spheres of your stoner life. But again, this psychic forecast is not daunting because it burns right at the heart of your strength. Toke time early in the month for a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on confidence and self appreciation of your natural skills. Positive internal talk, and herbally inspired connectivity with your inner voice, will fire the bowl in your soul to lead and assist your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts in their time of need.

Whether needy circumstances are created in the work or personal sphere, all the necessary information is contained within yourself stoner Capricorn. It is this connection to your past, and inner self, that will be so critical to your weighty mission. Seek out CBD dominant cannabis strains for your daily herbal regiment this month. You will need keen cognitive clarity to assist your cannabis cohorts. Perhaps that might even be the exact thing a smoke circle acquaintance needs to hurdle an obstacle: A freshly packed bowl of high CBD sacred herb.

This month may seem like a selfless mission, but the personal value you may extract will be meaningful. Personal progress comes in many forms stoner Capricorn. This smoke circle weight lifting may be just the thing that gives you those cosmic progressional gains.

Aries Stoner Horoscope November

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Stoner Aries the final Fall month will end with a bomb cyclone of turbulent cosmic energy. Thankfully this powerful surge of storm clouds won’t hit your astrological house, but you must prepare for emergency procedures nonetheless. Fear not my stoner Ram, there will be a clear path to safety, even if danger surrounds you.

The path forward in November will come from within stoner Aries. Universal influence may consume cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances with dramatics and conflict. Even though this planetary ire will not be directed at the stoner Ram, the impact of these negative storm clouds will surely affect them. The clear path moving forward will be mapped out within the essence of the sacred herb. The kind nature and chill impact of the sacred herb will assist in conflict resolution and anger management.

Chill stoner Aries. Puff puff pass on the conflict. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to awaken the third eye. See through dramatic situations that may come from all angles in November. Combust the inherent empathy contained within the sacred herb. Part of conflict resolution is conflict avoidance. Use an empathetic third eye vision to understand the conflicts approaching aren’t about, or connected, to you. This way, you may be able to turn a potential conflict into a helping hand for a cannabis companion. Be the chill friend and kind bub your cannabis cohorts need.

Seek the kind nature of the sacred herb within burnt bowls this month. Kindness is a fundamental key to combating this difficult time. There will be moments of anger stoner Aries, but you control the level of your aggression. Sink deep into the sacred herb and extract a calm kindness. Rise high above the terrestrial plane to see these moments of frustration and anger are temporary. Puff puff pass on the immediacy of charged moments.

The Ram brings visions of physical power. This month, with a sacred herbal assistant, conjure up a more metaphysical power of positivity to enhance and heal struggling members of the smoke circle. All the positive power is within you stoner Aries.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope November

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What a year it has been stoner Aquarius. Hard work, stressful support, and the various adventures of life have worn you down. You may not even realize the rabid pace you have been pushing, but a careful look back to previous periods will clearly show your enormous efforts. But there is good news for the final Fall month; November brings an opportunity to rest and recharge the spacesuit for future cosmic adventures.

Stock the stash jar with your favorite sacred Indica strains. Rest, recuperation, and self appreciation will be the themes of your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb.

First, let’s rest stoner Aquarius. Look back on the rapid pace of past periods. At some point you have to get off the hype train, and toke some time at a peaceful destination. Find cozy and comfortable moments with only yourself and your pipe. Breathe deep, inhale the sacred herb, and seek restful moments of relaxation. Rest, heal, repeat.

Second, actively seek recuperative measures this month. You have been trimming obstacles and grinding tasks at a relentless pace. The current planetary alignment supports slowing down, and toking time for self. Seek enjoyable experiences that don’t require a to-do list of preparations. Perhaps as simple as trying that restaurant you’ve had your eye on. Possibly an afternoon away to seek that stellar smoke spot from a mountain vista. Whatever you come up with, make sure it is at a relaxed pace, and be sure to pack a kind bowl for the soul.

Finally, you must use this cosmic break in relentless action to appreciate yourself. A solo day trip with a powerful sacred edible could provide the necessary connection between your outward intentions, and your inner desires. Often we use the sacred herb to view the terrestrial plane from a higher perspective. This month, be sure to include your place in this cosmic analysis. A kind heart, and empathetic attitude must be cast inward to appreciate and love thy self stoner Aquarius.

Once these restful and recuperative actions are complete, your cosmic spacesuit will be ready to launch toward new endeavors. For now, rest, heal, repeat stoner Aquarius.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Virgo you can only control your actions and reactions within a changing terrestrial landscape. Cosmic influences in October will bring another class in communication studies. You will never be able to control the action or reaction of a cannabis companion, but you can always take responsibility for yourself within a debate or conversation. Toke time early in the month to meditate and contemplate about the true nature of communications. There are many factors to a line of communication: Message sent, message received, intent, attitude, and even the method. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to tune in the third eye. How cannabis companions interpret your communication, and how you react to their interpretation are all key factors in the accurate delivery of the message. And the bottom line should always be the intended message stoner Virgo, both giving and receiving.

Other star signs may be feeling a chaotic universal wind in October. But you stoner Virgo are organized and undeterred in the face of brisk challenges. There will be many moments to give back to your canna-crew as they seek advice, and support, dealing with obstacles. Keep your portable stash stocked as a cannabis companion may need a warm smile and fresh weed. However be forewarned stoner Virgo: There is a difference between helping and submerging yourself with the problems of fellow terrestrial tokers. Combust the sacred herb and contemplate before you jump into your canna-buddy’s pool of problems.

In the workplace you may need a little herbal assistant to stay on task this month. The current planetary alignment may subdue your efficient energetic workflow. When faced with stress or fatigue within the daily economic grind, pack the bowl with an energetic Sativa strain of the sacred herb to help boost enthusiasm and clear the air. A little herbal reset before resuming the grind.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope October

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The stoner Taurus will need every ounce of their tough durable nature in October. The second Fall month will be a tale of two cosmic influences. With an increasing workload, and a shifting landscape, the stoner Bull must puff puff plan their strategy for October.

There is a clear split in your plan. The full moon of October 13th will act as the transition point between cosmic influences.

The month will start out with an ease of movement. Like the meditative process of rolling that spiritual joint, the first half will be a slow easy-going roll. Seek smoke signals during this time, and you will find friendly smoke circles. But behind the smokey social scene, the workload within the economic grind will be heavy. Toke time to reflect after a hard day’s work. Balance the hard work during the day by blowing o’s at night.

After the full moon of the 13th, a more emotional and introspective cosmic wind will blow. Smoke circle smoke sessions will be replaced by meditative solo smoke sessions. Buried past decisions and incidents will come to the surface during this time. Do not use the sacred herb as a coping instrument to push the emotions back under the surface. Instead, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to face your demons. This may be hard to replace the buzz of the smoke circle with serious internal contemplation, but it will be necessary for progress. Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Don’t hide from emotion with workload excuses. Personal progress is an important aspect to the universal influence in October. When disappointment or anger from past actions comes creeping into your head, don’t ignore it.

The stoner Taurus work load is expected to increase in October. This increase will not bother the stoner Taurus, but coworkers may not react as comfortably. Puff puff pass on judgment and aggressive reactions in the workplace. Use the sacred herb to soothe the nerves and access the big picture from a higher perspective. This will allow you to push the pause button on potentially incendiary reactions at work.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Sagittarius the universe is sending a welcome love letter of bright energetic influence in October. Yeah, I’ll smoke to that! The second fall month could be seen like running through fields of budding cannabis trees. So many wonderful plants, you will want to harvest them all. But you can’t stoner Sag. The key to October’s journey will be using a discerning third eye among a field of unlimited opportunities.

You will feel the flow. Breathe deep, inhale the magic of the sacred herb, and enjoy the rhythms of the season. At many moments during the month you will notice a symbiotic relationship with the terrestrial world around you. Even the most clumsy of stoner Sagittarius’ will dance in time with the sacred cosmic movements.

Opportunities will abound within the personal and work sphere as you dance with the sacred cosmic flow. Toke time with the sacred herb to pause, reflect, and contemplate. The energetic push from the planetary alignment will bring wonderful opportunities. But sometimes the best opportunity is the one left behind. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for high minded choice making. View opportunities from a higher perspective before jumping in abundant waters. Seek insight and depth with investigation; after all, there may be sharks lurking under the surface of these waters.

Be forewarned: Multi-tasking and binging on opportunities available in October will leave you haggard and burnt out. Use moments of quiet peace to recharge the cosmic space suit for the opportunities you choose. A baked hot yoga session is wonderful to release toxins and stress. Perhaps a medicated nap, or even a float tank voyage could be your method of renewing energy. No matter the method, be sure to execute the task my blessed stoner Sag.

Toke time for moments of reflection before October ends. This bright energetic month will come with many lessons about yourself, and those around you. You will surely take this knowledge gained into future time periods.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Scorpio prepare yourself for an illuminating and empowering October. The planetary lights are green, and the terrestrial toking is lit. But progress in October will form from a slow burn versus a fast hit.

The stoner Scorpion tale of the second Fall month will be split into two distinct periods. The catalyst for this transition will be the full moon on October 13th. Before the full moon the stoner Scorpio will float into themselves with introspective moments of clarity. Breathe deep, inhale the wisdom of the sacred herb. Toke time for a solo smoke session early in the month. A deep dive into self will lead to breakthroughs of knowledge. These lessons inspired by the sacred herb won’t just lead to internal progress, but terrestrial truths that will impact the stoner Scorpio’s cosmic flight path. It’s ok to skip smoke circle events in the beginning of the month; choose a quiet comfy contemplative solo smoke session instead.

The thoughtful beginning to the month will propel the stoner Scorpio forward into the latter half of the month. Load your magic flight launch box, because cosmic opportunities will take off after the full moon. Stoned realizations will lead to empowering action. Fill your sacred herbal stash jar with a Sativa strain for creative smoke sessions. Empowerment from knowledge, mixed with herbally infused creativity, will lead to prideful achievements for the stoner Scorpio.

Self improvement can be difficult. Introspection of the first phase of October may bring internal truths to light. These truths can be difficult to face. There will be moments of clarity where understanding rushes in on the mechanisms that thrust the stoner Scorpio from highs to lows without consistent breaks in between. With all this deep thought, be sure to take breaks from your solo meditative dives. A nice hike in the brisk October air with a bowl and a cannabis companion can help clear the internal air and hit the reset button for the next inward quest.

Be forewarned: Dismiss the trivial slights of life stoner Scorpio. If you would not have joined that person for a hot box smoke out, then you should not be miffed you weren’t invited. Silly trivial emotional responses are the only things that can derail the positivity of October. Happy toking. Be blessed.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope October

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The stoner Pisces can expect a period of peace and great personal prosperity in October. This season will be marked by mellow moods, and a steady flow of positive emanations. Events created by yourself will be minimal, but the stoner Pisces can draw excitement and adventure from the rest of the canna-crew. While you will have to rely on the stoner fam to lead the way to the most remote and memorable smoke spots, they know the stoner Fish will always come through with the nicest nugs.

Amidst the daily grind and eternal hustle, don’t forget to carve out time for medicated sacred sedation. Toke time to contemplate the connection between your internal self and the terrestrial world around you. Focusing on this internal drive will convey your intentions and desires to the universe. External stimuli can flood the senses, and at times cause even the best intentions to get lost in translation. When this happens, listen to the voice within. The sacred herb may cloud the room, but it can also clear the mind. Don’t be afraid to sneak away and enjoy a bowl for one. These meditative moments can be the remedy needed to tune out the static so the signal comes through loud and clear.

While energy this month will be elevated, the stoner Pisces cannot expect to live every moment on cloud nine. Unleash poor or depressed moods with creative outlets. Light up a little herbal inspiration. Inhale that sweet smoke and exhale better vibes. Perhaps finally start that art project you’ve been musing for months. Maybe you’re feeling ambitious, and you make your own Halloween decorations, or costume! Get baked and paint the world with your bright colors stoner Pisces. October is the perfect season to let the spooky, dark internal dialogue out.

Introspection and self evaluation will have noticeable benefits when you’re on the clock. While workplace chatter is necessary to team building, too much social distraction can have negative effects on productivity. It will be up to the stoner Pisces to find the proper balance between contributing to the conversation, or getting caught in pointless water-cooler talk. Those stoner Pisces who are fortunate to work with fellow water signs will have an extra leg up in the workplace. Stoner Scorpio and stoner Cancer will be excellent cannabis comrades this month; there will be an easy and steady flow of contemplative, and creative energy that will result in next-level accomplishments for everyone involved.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Leo you are capable of being many things including vibrant, open, and loving. These are the traits that will propel you forward in October.

Vibrant: Universal influences will target the little engine that could inside of you.
Open: New situations and people will come into your smoke circle you may not have predicted. An open mind, and an open heart will expand not only your social smoke circle, but increase your knowledge of fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts.
Loving: October should bring a cosmic kick to your heart. Feelings will be more intense for you, and those surrounding you will sense this loving nature emanating from your cosmic spacesuit.

In the workplace trust your third eye instincts. Even though networking will be supported from positive cosmic waves, there will be times to put your head down, and work through issues on your own. A light balanced hybrid during the work week will help tune in your third eye instincts, and be prepared for all situations.

The second half of the month will bring uncomfortable moments. Not among terrestrial astronauts, but within you. Toke time with the sacred herb after the Full Moon on October 13th. Find a comfortable space for a deep medicated meditative dive within yourself. There is a dark menace hiding in the deep recesses of your being that must be addressed. It may show itself in many forms for different Leo’s: Nagging insecurity, frustrating anger, despair, or perhaps even hints of depression. This deep medicated dive with the sacred herb could help address this deep underlying issue before it can bubble up to the surface, and expose you to harm. Furthermore, this exploration inside yourself could lead to breakthroughs of self discovery you will take forward for a lifetime. Deep contemplative internal dives are always tough for you my proud Lion. Perhaps take the trip in a float tank to give the experience structure and adventure.

As a stoner Leo you know that adventure is not exclusively a summer endeavor. October has a wonderful surprise waiting. A gift from the cosmos; all you have to do is grab it. Throughout the month you may be itching for something more, like a cannabis connoisseur at their favorite smoke shop with an unlimited budget! That special dank nug you won’t forget is waiting just around the corner stoner Leo. And you are the leader of the stoner pride. Don’t miss your opportunity to pounce on the next adventure in October.

Libra Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Libra, everything is going to be ok. The planets have aligned to rain positivity in October.

Socially the period will be a bonding experience of breakthroughs balancing the scales of justice and love. Self discovery will blend with exploration of cannabis companions, family members, and even coworkers. Keep your cannabis strain prescription light when mingling with your canna-crew. A light and airy Sativa strain should do the trick nicely. Sacred herb inspired moments in October should tighten the bonds in numerous relationship types. But more importantly these good terrestrial vibes, and smoke circle experiences, will help you learn more about yourself while others grow in appreciation for you.

Introspection can be good stoner Libra, but self criticism must be tempered with a kind lens. There will be moments this month where you stumble upon something inside yourself that you detest. When these moments of self reflection turn into self criticism, toke time with the sacred herb to bring a kind lens into the perspective. Self criticism can turn into self doubt or even self hate. Embrace a higher perspective with the sacred herb, and see yourself from an outside perspective. Detach from the irresponsibility of self harm or angry self criticism to acknowledge you deserve to be treated with kindness. Even from yourself.

At the end of October use the sacred herb as a catalyst to recuperate from social activities. A medicated meditative smoke session focused on the fun times had, and the lessons learned. This will mean different things to different people. Perhaps an intense workout is needed to blow off steam. Perhaps a quiet movie night with a cannabis companion will do the trick. Whatever it may be, be sure to toke time to contemplate, and puff puff execute on the rehabilitative task. Toke time for self stoner Libra, it’s exhausting to be as wonderful as you.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Gemini sometimes life happens to you, and sometimes you happen to life. There will always be those moments when you feel stuck in the grind: Like everything is out of your control, and you are helpless but to endure whatever the universe decides to dump on you. You can resign yourself to the couch smoking bowls until the clouds clear, and the storms pass. Or, you can light one up, and inspire the fire needed to burn through any obstacles in your way! It is up to you to decide which role you want to play stoner Gemini. You can be a passive observer, a silent member of the audience who is always left wondering what will happen next. Or, choose to be the star of the show, directly influencing outcomes, and impacting how your story unfolds.

The opportunity to show the power the stoner Gemini can exert onto the universe will present itself in October. That external prowess begins first from within. Creativity is key to molding and manifesting the positivity you want to see. Unlock this karmic potential with meditative smoke sessions early in the month. The sooner you find your center, and decide to be active in your pursuits, the greater control you will have over the final outcomes.

Stoner Gemini creativity doesn’t necessarily mean an art project. Instead, it could simply mean seeing life from a different perspective. The 30K foot high view will not only help you identify and avoid obstacles ahead, but you may discover new pathways unlocking opportunities and adventures.

Seek guidance within yourself through the sacred herb my lovely stoner twin. Embracing the sacred herb to invoke your third eye will widen perspective, and help peel away layers of confusion and conflict. This expansive sight will help you better empathize with those around you, and will contribute to a more productive work performance. Sitting back and sharing a bowl of sweet sinsemilla after punching out for the day can foster familiarity and ultimately a better understanding of your coworkers and cannabis companions. Seeing each other in more relaxed settings will help everyone to more fully understand their role within the larger team dynamic. A successful smoke circle can mean the difference between needless misunderstandings or enjoying the new fall season drama free.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Cancer your true nature will shine in October. The stoner crab is soft on the inside, and hard on the outside. The second Fall month will be split into two halves in which both of your characteristics will protect and pull you forward.

The two halves of October will be split by the Full Moon on the 13th. A natural ease of movement in the first half will be replaced by a protective stagnation. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for intuition and perspective. The keys to this period will be a connected third eye and increased communication.

The full moon on the 13th divides universal influence. Socialization with smoke circle acquaintances will be easy going before this mark. After, you may become stuck in your own head with constant contemplation. The second half of the month will be great for tuning into your internal self. Self discoveries from internal deep dives with the sacred herb will assist in long-term progression. These discoveries won’t be broadcast to coworkers and the smoke circle, but it will help you relate to all of them. However, during this introspective time, you must force yourself to interact with cannabis companions. Completely shutting yourself off from fellow toking terrestrial astronauts could lead to a downward spiral of self reflective depression. Toke time to share a joint and communicate with your close canna-buddies.

As a general sacred herbal prescription for October, consider a strict diet of Sativa strains. They possess fun uplifting energy for the easy flowing early days of the month, and anti-anxiety clarity for the latter days. Sacred Sativa strains are also beneficial for intuition and communication.

Stoner Cancer don’t sweat the workplace drama. At times you may feel cold, excluded from the activities at the water cooler. Remember stoner Cancer, you are there to work. The idle drama of coworkers isn’t something you are missing out on, it’s something you are avoiding. Soar high above the gears of the economic machine, and see your place within the grinding mechanism. Do you take pride in a job well done, or knowing all the business of coworkers? Puff Puff pass on inconsequential pressure of the workplace.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope October

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Stoner Capricorn the month of October will be one of dualities: Yin and yang, darkness and light, great heights and sullen lows, and of course Indica and Sativa. You can expect sunny skies and smooth rides as you begin your autumnal adventures; but this ease of movement will turn to difficult travels. Like when that picturesque, paved country road suddenly turns to an uneven gravel path, you will have to proceed with caution. If you have plans for any space-cruises or endo-excursions, they should be attempted in the first two weeks of the month while your bearings are sound, and your paths are clear. The latter weeks hold no promise of blessed bountiful bong rips.

The full moon rises on the 13th, and will mark a distinct shift for the stoner Capricorn. A calm, confident period will be followed by uneasy feelings of trepidation. While you cannot avoid the inevitable troublesome times ahead, you can at least prepare. A consistent healthy pattern of exercise or self care will be the balancing connection between the two dueling halves. Establishing a consistent regiment of meditation with the sacred herb will aid in addressing the rough roads ahead.

Is the universe to blame? Recognize your mood stoner Capricorn. Before you look to blame confrontation on the cosmos, seek understanding with changing internal weather patterns. Cannabis prescriptions and daily expectations should change like the weather. You wouldn’t wear a tank top on a rainy October day. Mentally dress for each individual weather pattern. Similarly, herbal remedies should be selected to meet individual occasions. Seek out strains that will help attain a much needed equilibrium: A calming kush when feeling manic or anxious, and a sweet, sticky Sativa to fight lethargic tendencies.

Smoke sessions this month will be both social and solo events. Smoke circle shenanigans should be scheduled before the full moon. After the 13th, solitary toking will be more beneficial. The beginning days of the fall season will be great for fellowship and smoke breaks with terrestrial tokers, but following the full moon you should be more selective with who you choose to match bowls. While sharing is caring, you should toke time for self care. Chaotic circumstances will have no problem crossing your path, but you must actively seek calming and coping smoke sessions with yourself, or with your closest cannabis companions.

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Aries Stoner Horoscope October

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Usually known for blazin’ trails and burnin’ blunts, a leader in the stoner Zodiac, the stoner Aries can anticipate a more lighthearted period with their fellow tokin’ terrestrials. After the steady grind of a busy summer season, this may be a welcomed change of pace. Use meditative moments to ‘keep it real’ stoner Aries. Toke time to look inward, align those chakras, and find your zen. This will be the best way to keep it real with yourself, and keep it one hundred with the rest of your partners-in-chronic.

We cosmic travelers can all be moody creatures, especially during the changing of the seasons. The days are getting colder, and the sunlight fades sooner; these conditions can often entice us to burrow at home and resign ourselves to the confines of the couch. Not the stoner Aries! They can always find a way to cheer themselves up, or trick themselves into a better mood during moments tainted by internal negativity.

In October, it will be important to quickly address any negative moods, and deal with them head on. While it can be a tedious task, sometimes you just have to pick out the seeds and stems to get the greens to smoke a little better. You have it within your power to take a schwaggy situation and make it better. Lessons can be learned from facing adversity versus pushing it aside. Classic strains like Jack Herer and Purple Haze can help elevate mood, and inspire the creativity needed to suck it up, smoke one down, and get the job done.

Stoner Aries can be prone to questioning their own instincts. In the spirit of keeping it real, additional effort will be needed to dial-in the frequency of their third eye. Connectivity with the inner voice can be problematic. Fortunately, tokin their favorite fragrant strain, or ‘smokin that loud,’ can help tune out terrestrial noise; and amplify the airwaves of internal communication. Whether additional time is dedicated to solo meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb, the greatest growth and understanding will come from puff puff and passing time within the communal smoke circle.

At the end of the workday, it will be up to the stoner Aries to keep things fresh. A smooth ride can become complacent and boring if the scenery never changes. Find creativity within the workplace. Seeking insight with the sweet sensimilla can help expand the mind, and make it easier to view work dynamics from a new perspective. Formerly daunting to-dos will suddenly seem like a drop in the bucket when they are seen from a new, higher vantage point.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope October







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Although temperatures are cooling, the stoner Aquarius’ spirit will be as lifted as ever. Throughout the month you can expect to soar! Flying higher than a kite, riding the supportive cosmic winds to new elevations. Keep in mind however, other stoner signs may have different influences impacting their lives; not everyone will be met with such good fortune in the second Fall month. Tread carefully and avoid unsolicited advice. Best intentions and desire to help can backfire, and be seen as invasive or critical. During these times, the best remedy is to be a friend with a packed bowl and open ears. Sometimes your presence and fresh nug is all that is needed to raise up downtrodden spirits.

The stoner Aquarius runs the risk of emotional breakdown if this advice is ignored . Your reaction to the struggles of a cannabis companion could cause a strong reaction from them, and the cycle continues until everyone is brought down to further lows. This downward spiral of expanding negativity could be avoided by simply invoking the power of the peace pipe. Allow everyone to tend to their own struggles. Instead of advice and instruction, light one up and puff puff pass through the rough times together.

Unfortunately, external actions do not always match with our inner workings stoner Aquarius. Internal insecurities can dampen positivity and passion if investments are not made into proper self care. Maintain upward momentum through a consistent routine of herbal meditations and marijuana musings. Find a hybrid strain close to 50/50, or one leaning a little heavier to Sativa. When you feel your mood dipping the Sativa attributes can help put the pep back in your step. If you feel like your head is too high in the clouds, the Indica influence can be the mellowing medicine needed to balance even the worst manic maladies.

Positive cosmic winds in October could provide the propellant to settle old scores with cannabis companions and loved ones, or even blaze new trails with the team at work. Communication and healing should be at the heart of emotional engagement. This doesn’t necessarily mean romantic emotions, but emotional intelligence and compassion will be the crux of long lasting partnerships. Just like a small seed needs to be planted in nutrient rich soil and tended to by many green thumbs, supporting each other creates a strong foundation for seemingly endless interpersonal and occupational growth.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope September

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope September







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Stoner Virgo the month will start with your head high in the clouds. However, your feet will be firmly grounded. You should be on maximum grind mode in the early days of September. Sunny afternoons should be spent soaking up, and smoking up the last days of summer. Toke time for musing with the marijuana crew, and conspiring with the cannabis cohorts. These social smoke sessions will help everyone view small terrestrial details from a wider, and higher perspective.

You can expect cannabis companions to come to you for advice in the first Fall month. Embrace the role of the ganja guru stoner Virgo. You appreciate that others seek your wisdom, and trust your guidance. Sharing kind words, and possibly tough love, in the early weeks of this period will be important. In the final weeks of the month, you will be the one who needs to rely on a helping hand. Just remember that sharing is caring, and it works both ways. At times it means puff, puff, passing those fresh and fragrant greens when things are going good; and to keep puffing-on to share in the struggle, and help each other rise above the hazy fray during tough times.

Work will be vigorous. But don’t worry, busy is how you like it. The month of September will be filled with hard work and strong investment into passionate projects. Although you work best alone, this month you may find friends and coworkers keeping up with your pace. Lean into any potentially beneficial collaborations, even if you have to feign enthusiasm. The returns on investments may surprise you.

Everything sounds great, right? Smoking and sharing the highs and lows with the cannabis crew on the weekends, and getting substantial work done while on the clock. The advice to go head first during the early weeks of the month should not be ignored. September 22 marks the autumnal equinox; the final day of summer and most importantly a drastic pivot point for the stoner Virgo. They will not disappear, but those good cosmic feelings might burn a little cooler. Those same wonderful creative projects can become burdened with deadlines and enthusiasm might wane. In the days after the equinox it is advised you don’t over toke, but select your sessions to relax for clarity. You can’t prevent the positive waves from the beginning of the month from crashing into confusion, but you can prepare. So, keep calm, stay strong, and smoke on, stoner Virgo.

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope September







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Stoner Taurus September could be called a tale of two phases. One phase you could imagine like that first high: A symphony of sound, vibrant and detailed, and the pressing urge to take in and devour everything around you. The second phase, might more closely resemble a bad trip: Difficult to relax, disorienting, and at times feeling like things are a little too real. In order to enjoy the excellent ups, and endure the daunting lows, you will have to pay close attention to your spiritual reserves, and be wise with your karmic credit. This means saving it up during the good times so you will have enough in the bank to cash in during more stressful times. There is little you can do to prevent the roller coaster of life from taking course. Ride all the twists and turns, and acknowledge the reality that what rises high, will eventually fall.

Stoner Taurus you can’t avoid times of folly. You can prepare for them by diving deep into the positive and fun times. When opportunity arises to hang out with your partners-in-chronic, be sure to put them in your pipe and smoke them up every chance you get. Especially in the first half of the month, you can expect security on the terrestrial plane. A pleasant normalcy and comfort-ability will permeate throughout daily life. You will have the freedom to spread those good ganja vibes. Roll ‘em up, and smoke ‘em down stoner Taurus. The cannabis crew is ready to make sure summer goes out in a blaze! The good times will be full and fruitful, even work will hum along at a pleasant pace; but remember, these feelings will not last forever.

Eventually, the sun will set on the smooth sailing days, making way for rougher waters. The secretive stoner Taurus may lose their ability to disguise emotions, and they will feel more vulnerable to the changing tides. Yes, this period may leave the stoner Taurus feeling raw, bare, and exposed to the harsh elements of the cosmos. But, fear not by bold stoner Bull. Call upon the positivity and passion you stock piled during the first half of the month to help you weather the coming storms. Toke time with the sacred herb to cope and soothe the nerves. Friends with weed are friends indeed. Sharing your favorite strains with your favorite cannabis companions will help you regain your balance until you are able to rely upon your own stoney sea-legs. The boat is going to rock sometimes stoner Taurus, you can’t help this. But, you can relax and enjoy the motion of the ocean. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to see that the storm will eventually pass, and clear skies will shine on you again.

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope September







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Strap in, load up, and blast off stoner Scorpio. The first Fall month could be a time of great growth and progress, but only if you toke time to cultivate this growth within your own volition. A cosmic opportunity presents itself this month. September is the optimal time for a deep exploratory dive into yourself. Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the month. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away the chaotic vibrations of the terrestrial world. Seek connection to your internal voice and guide.

Medicated internal voyages should not be viewed as sedentary monk-like meditations. Don’t be afraid to coordinate a passion project with this time to yourself. These internal dives will be beneficial, but be forewarned: Monitor your surroundings. Daydreaming while driving 70mph is not advisable.

Much like finding the time for solo sacred smoke sessions, proactive efforts may be required for social sacred experiments. Don’t get butt hurt if the canna-crew doesn’t reach out for puff puff passing enjoyment. Toke time to make the connection yourself. After the autumnal equinox of September 22nd, universal influence may shift. Seeking smoke circle companionship from the canna-crew will be required. Puff puff pass with cannabis cohorts to help balance yourself amidst a shifting emotional landscape. A group meditative smoke session may help bring down those barriers you have built. Combust the sacred herb and commiserate with your fellow terrestrial tokers.

Slow your roll in the workplace stoner Scorpio. There is plenty of time to get the task at hand accomplished. Quality and efficiency are a delicate balance to achieve. A work-centric solo smoke session should focus on positivity. Negative internal thoughts could create a frenzied rush to the finish line. A smoke session with the sacred herb will show there is no finish line to a job well done. Breathe, inhale, and proceed stoner Scorpio.

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September







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Stoner Sagittarius kick on back as the seasons change, September is sure to be a positive month. The current planetary alignment ensures social energy will be high. Be sure to avoid those sacred strains that make you paranoid within crowded spaces. Self confidence and sure footing will be required among fellow toking terrestrial astronauts in the first Fall month. But don’t over-do-it my bold Centaur; everything you have to offer within yourself is adequate for your cannabis crew. Be careful not to overcook self confidence relating to sensitive tokers within the smoke circle. You can be intimidating stoner Sagittarius. Keep the chill aspect of the grateful green in mind when surrounded by your canna-crew this month.

In the workplace a scatter-brained confusion could descend over the stoner Sagittarius. This won’t hamper your ability to accomplish the task at hand, but it may create a frustrating work environment. Keep the pipe at home. There is plenty of time for toking after the work day is done. Try to limit the hazy daydreams about after-work social plans. In the end, these daydreams may contribute to the sporadic nature of time on-the-clock. Work first. Toke second. You got this stoner Sagittarius.

You have been hard at work, nurturing the seeds of internal growth for quite some time. All this time feeding and sustaining internal growth for the purposes of harvesting fruitful rewards. You and your internal guide are the sacred cannabis plant bursting from the soil. September is the time to harvest the fruit of your effort stoner Sag. The key to cure this sacred harvest will be introspection. Toke time for internal reflection with the sacred herb. An epiphany of internal understanding awaits, so long as you have nurtured the sampling deep inside of yourself.

Enjoy the harvest stoner Sagittarius, but be forewarned: Do not seek recognition for your own internal harvest. This breakthrough will be entirely personal and without accolades. The general difficulty of September is the likelihood your internal mission will be the focus of your terrestrial adventure, even though you will experience adequate social opportunities. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for internal guidance and growth. Bask in the bountiful harvest you have cultivated in previous periods. But don’t count on back-pats and high-fives while you are trimming and curing the personal connection to your soul.

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September

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Pisces Stoner Horoscope September







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The planets in September have aligned for great impact on most of the stoner star signs. But not the stoner Pisces. With no negative or positive universal impact in September, the stoner Fish will be able to swim through the stream of life under their own power with no help or hindrance from the cosmic current.

Relax, breathe, and inhale the sacred herb for guidance and connectivity to your inner self. There is no specific herbal strain prescription for September. However, you should stock your stash jar with multiple varieties of sacred strains. Think of your stash jar as a cosmic tool kit. The right tool is needed for specific tasks throughout the month. Hard work and a diligent attitude will be necessary during the first Fall month. Equally counter to the economic grind, will be periods of rest and recuperation. Hence, Sacred Sativa strains will help with focus and inspiration; whereas sacred Indica strains will assist in personal moments of deep thought and restful repair.

Time within the smoke circle is important to connect with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. The smoke circle of life is connected by each person, puff puff passing to the left. Be cautious around the dreaded “camper” stoner Pisces. For the most part September will be a coordinated puff puff pass with your canna-crew, but there will be cannabis companions that need more of you than you ask of them. There may be a time when they camp on the bowl, and unleash their problems in your direction. You must remain balanced in the cordial cannabis connection with your smoke circle acquaintances. Do not lift the heavy burden of others. As you swim through the river of life, don’t get hooked by the negative bait!

Self care will be an important aspect to this period. However, don’t get self care confused with large expenditures. There are plenty of blissful relaxed excursions that don’t require monetary coin. Each person has their own way of finding connectivity with their internal guide. Seek out these moments to maintain a positive alignment. Whether you steal yourself away from the world with a home crafted hot yoga session, or you hunt on a hike for that rare smoke spot with a special canna-buddy, toke time for self in-between the diligent work marathons.

Didn’t you know stoner Pisces? September is the new fourth month of summer! Happy toking!

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September

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Libra Stoner Horoscope September







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Stoner Libra you have spent the summer on the road traveling countless miles. Whether these were literal miles on that much needed summer getaway, or spiritual advancement, you’ve covered a lot of ground. As the days transition toward autumn, you should know that the ride is far from over. However, the path will be a different one. In the previous phase you were the wild child, going where the wind took you, and indulging your wanderlust. In the current phase you will move forward with more direction, and with a specific destination in mind. Don’t worry though, stoner Libra, this doesn’t mean you have to sell out or settle down. September will be just as quirky as the early months of summer, and just as smokey. Instead of cannabis inspired cosmic voyages to nowhere in particular, your stoney adventures will be memorialized at your favorite smoke spots. Keep the wheels, and the greens, rolling stoner Libra, you are headed toward your next great adventure.

Smoke circle expansion is assured this period. Instead of bonding moments with the canna-crew, stoner Libras may find themselves sharing blissful moments, and big bong rips, with strangers. Of course, strangers can become acquaintances, and in time acquaintances may very well become close cannabis companions. Be generous with your thoughts and genuine with your heart stoner Libra. If you do, you will grow your smoke circle and subsequently your support system. This means you will have more people to lean on during the rough times, and to celebrate with during the good times. During these moments of great ganja with good people, you will be reminded of the sacred realization that we are all connected.

The autumnal equinox on the 22nd will mark a sharp planetary transition for the stoner Libra. The clouds will part, and your terrestrial mission among your smoke circle will achieve clarity. Those who know you will see your inner light shine through darkness as the month progresses. But, do not expect to be applauded by the rest of the stoner Zodiac. Other stoner signs may be going through their own transitions at this time of changing seasons, and not all of them for the better. Although your radiance will attract others to your presence, and perhaps even inspire them, remember you cannot fix things for everyone. Sometimes the best way to help, is to pull up a chair, be ready to listen with a packed bowl for two.

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September

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Leo Stoner Horoscope September







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Stoner Leo even the fierce lion leader of the stoner zodiac sometimes needs to take a breather. Although your skin is thick, the busy summer season has left you feeling spread a little thin. As the calendar changes to September, you may find yourself wondering how you got here. Too many projects may require you to turn your attention in more directions than is reasonably possible. It’s okay, even for you, to take a break from the seemingly endless grind. Blow off some much needed steam by blowing out those smokey O’s. Toke time to prioritize your to-do list. Don’t abandon the goals and milestones you’ve been working towards; rather, relax and take a pause. Puff a few bowls of the grounding ganja, and rethink your plan of attack. Once the smoke clears, you will be refreshed and ready to charge ahead.

Be mindful of the fact that not everybody can be as happy-go-lucky as you stoner Leo. Take a step back, stoke a bowl, and seek understanding from a higher perspective. A few solo smoke sessions can give you the ten thousand foot view needed to better empathize with the struggles of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Sometimes all they need is a little space and a sympathetic ear. While this may not seem like the most exciting prospect, realize it isn’t asking much. It might sound like a big ask to be passive, but the reality is this: You can be a great canna-buddy by the simple act of being an active listener. By being there when your buds need a listening ear, the bonds which bind you with your cannabis companions will only grow stronger.

Stoner Leo you may be accustomed to constantly socializing with the pride. But, in September there is immense potential for personal growth from deep dives of introspection with the sacred herb. These contemplative meditative moments can ease the pressure of the work grind, and help you meet the needs of your own stoner tribe. Digging deep within yourself may be exactly what is required to rise above the perplexities of the period.

Whether or not you take a breather from the economic grind is ultimately up to you stoner Leo. But know there may be consequences if you don’t. An explosive emotional moment could erupt if you do not take the time to care for yourself. This may manifest physically as a cold, or the general feeling like your cosmic spacesuit is in need of repair. Be mindful, it could also occur as conflict between you and your cannabis companions. And those wounds can take much longer to heal.

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope September

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Where did the time go stoner Gemini? Work sometimes acts as a time travel device that catapults you into the future. Seasons change and you are left wondering, “Where did the time go?” Toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a catalyst for understanding this time machine conundrum. A well placed medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will connect you with your inner self. Deep internal contemplation with the sacred herb will reveal what is important within your cosmic mission on this terrestrial plane.

Block out negative or guilty thoughts stoner Gemini. Seeking clarity, and taking action are not selfish. There are plenty of times to match bowls with cannabis companions. There are also times to close the shades and spark up a solo session. As long as you are engaging your internal guide, these choices are yours to make without frivolous external concerns.

There is a light at the end of the bong stoner Gemini. You have been working so hard that time has drifted away unnoticed. September will mark a transition away from the economic grind, and into more personal concerns. Work will still be present, as we all must find our way in the gears of our economic system; but your head will escape being buried under the to-do list. Sacred smoke sessions will also transition during the month from coping tokes of relaxation, to inspirational adventures in the clouds.

Overall you might find this period coincides with the outdoor cycle of the sacred herb. You have put in a lot of hard work nurturing your plants. Losing track of time is natural as you complete all the tasks to help your ladies grow. Now that Fall is here, the time has come to harvest the rewards of your hard work. Pick, trim, and ignite the benefits of hard work stoner Gemini.

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope September







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Stoner Capricorn settle in and enjoy the ride. September will be like a gentle drive on cruise control. No sacred herbal prescription is required this month. All strains of the sacred herb are open for your toking interpretation. Put on your favorite smokin playlist, sing along, and seek the rhythm of the first Fall month.

One word of caution as you stroll into the period with confidence and safety at heart: Other stoner star signs may experience more of a roller coaster affect from the planetary alignment of September. Toke time for a mindful medicated meditative smoke session on empathy and understanding of other’s perspective and experience. Stoner Capricorn the more you understand the ups and downs of your fellow terrestrial astronauts, the better you may hitch rides on the highs, and step away from the lows. Avoid being the designated driver for bad trips. You have your own cosmic mission in progress.

Don’t let this melodic period slide by. With work and social spheres on cruise control, time may pass without consequence. Toke time for self stoner Capricorn. Whether it be rest and recuperation, a vigorous workout, or dedicated time with that passionate art project, you will have to toke the time to make it happen. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep into yourself and discover what your internal guide needs to fuel your terrestrial mission. Make it happen! It’s up to you! Even though the cruise control is set, you must be the captain of your cosmic vessel.

September will be a comfortable road to travel. Don’t veer off course to indulge the petty dramatics of other stoner star signs. Internal progress will be found within, but only if you seek it. Focusing on self isn’t a selfish motive, but sometimes a necessary step to accomplish important steps on the road of sacred progress.

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope September







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How are you feeling stoner Cancer? How are you really feeling? Of course, you are the only one who can answer this question. This month will be one long journey of figuring it out. Slowly but steadily your emotional enigma will begin to take form as you figure out where each piece of the puzzle fits. It will be a long process; but eventually the fragments will come together, revealing the bigger picture of something beautiful. In the end, you will emerge feeling more complete and confident. But know the process and path towards this end will be dynamic, demanding, and at times … daunting.

Sometimes in order to know where you’re headed you have to look back on where you’ve been. Medicated meditative smoke sessions throughout September will help you contemplate harmful emotional situations of the past. What decisions contributed or caused these undesirable outcomes? What path might you have traveled differently knowing what you know now? While you can’t go back and change them, you can use this knowledge to help influence future endeavors. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to engage the third eye. Sweet and stimulating Sativa strains will be the most beneficial to this cause. They can contribute to clarity of the mind and sharpness of the spirit.

Stoner Cancer there will be times this period when the only way to settle the inner voice of apprehension, is to engage it. There might be a part of you that constantly wants to point to “what happened last time.” It is important to acknowledge this, but it is also okay to puff, puff and pass on the fear that is holding you back. Self care will take you much further than self harm, even if that harm is hesitation. You can combat this stagnation by establishing a self health regiment: Exercise, create, recreate, recharge and repeat. What inspires you, my stoner Crab, can ignite you. Allow your inspirations to be a driving force, and let your passions burn away the doubt.

The highs and lows of the period will be felt, both socially and in the workplace. You may find it difficult to hide your inner struggle from your peers. Communication will be at the heart of the emotional roller coaster. Seek out a higher vantage point with the sacred herb. Understand that communication is a two way street stoner Cancer. You must be willing to meet your cannabis companions on the same level. The message you send may not always be the same as the message received. If confusion persists, don’t let it linger. Toke on it, and talk it out. Don’t let misunderstanding cloud the conversation of life.

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Aries Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Aries how hard is your hustle? How good is your grind? The month of September will be all about realizing the true extent of your grit. There will always be an endless to-do list. It is up to you to search out the challenging projects that bring the desired sense of satisfaction. You are not one who is quick to choose the easy way out, but you can also lose interest if a task does not provoke a certain cerebral stimulation. The goal will be to find the proper balance between getting stuff done, and stoking your curiosities.

This season there will be times where you puff puff pass on sharing the grass with others; Instead toking time to puff puff by yourself. Fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts might take this as a slight. Be sure to make clear that there are no hard feelings. It will be up to you to carve out time for solo smoke sessions to tend to the soul and connect with your inner spirit. Sometimes the best way to prepare for external pressure is to turn your attention inward. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to ease the pressure of the terrestrial world. Cannabis concentrations will help you reconnect with the inner self, and prepare you to be a better bud.

Stoner Aries September is a great month to work out old kinks in familial relationships. Just like a good purveyor of the sticky sensimilla, sometimes you need to pick out the seeds and stems. Smoldering bowls of conflict must be extinguished as they flare up. As daunting as it first may sound, it will be prime time to air grievances and settle past beefs. The peace pipe is precisely for these situations. While everyone should be allowed to express their side of the issue, it will be the shared stoney experience that enables all involved to meet on common ground, and rise above the haze of conflict.

Once you have cleared the air, you will enjoy more lighthearted evenings with your smoke circle. With everyone in higher spirits, you will be able to gather peacefully around the campfire and contemplate the cosmic conundrums that riddle us all. While the days may grow shorter, adventures will be in no short supply. As it happens, a little birdie told me the first month of Fall is the new fourth month of summer. Keep those bowls packed and the fire burning stoner Aries.

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope September

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Stoner Aquarius September will mark a period of great transition. Courage has been building like water behind a dam. This month the dam finally gives way. Bold decisions will be allowed to flow freely to their natural progressional position.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to reinforce confidence. Repeat the mantra of famed psychologist Stewart Smalley, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gonit people like me.” This change has been building for some time. The planets have aligned to create a window of opportunity that supports this bold move. Seek clarity of insight with a balanced hybrid sacred strain this month. Find the inspiration of the creative Sativah, and the nerve soothing chill of the Indica. You will need emotional balance to execute this physical change.

Of course this transformation will be unique to each stoner Aquarius. No matter the size or depth of the decision, each stoner Aquarius must seek the confidence and resolve to execute their grand plan. Toke time for medicated meditative smoke sessions throughout the month. Solo sessions are advised, but sometimes a deep intimate session with a cannabis companion can inspire confidence, and strengthen resolve.

Whether your grand change is as large as moving your physical location, or as basic as a new hairstyle, the effects of this change will reverberate through multiple perspectives. Fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts will now see you differently, and perhaps you will see yourself in a new light as well. Confidence in self and understanding of shifting perspectives will be a large aspect of the meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Smoke on this stoner Aquarius: You cannot control the reaction of cannabis companions, but you can control your expectations of their reaction. Limit your expectations, and focus on yourself.

One big blessing of this transformative period will be the potential additions to your expanding smoke circle. Tons of fellow midnight tokers and backyard puffers will be buzzing about. You may not be able to puff puff participate in every pot pow-wow, but the options and opportunities will be like a warm smile from a new friend.

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Virgo the current planetary alignment will focus on you with a blinding magnification. This intense influence will accentuate all the attributes of the stoner Virgo. Both positive and negative attributes will be exposed to the terrestrial world.

Know thyself stoner Virgo. Toke time to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this solo dive to understand your own inner workings. You can be sensible, honest, analytical, logical, and diligent. But you can also be caustic, anxious, and irritating.

Medicate with the sacred herb to smooth out the rough edges at the positive and negative ends of the personality spectrum. A balanced hybrid will be best suited this month to deal with the ups and downs of the cosmic roller coaster. Excitement, focus, and energy will abound. Calming smoke sessions will help cool the burnt spacesuit from the hot terrestrial mission. Lamb’s Bread and Super Lemon Haze are two strains that assist with focus and anxiety.

Accomplishments will shine under this blinding summer sun. As long as you stay on target, you will not miss your shot. Puff puff pass on the little annoyances of life; you have work to do. Don’t get bogged down by petty distractions. Perhaps this hindrance will come within your own obsessive mind. Evening out the highs and the lows has just as much to do with your internal condition as it does the world around you. Toward the end of August goals will become more pronounced and progress will be within arms reach.

Social time smoking it up under the summer sun will be limited. Too many projects in your head can be hard to explain over shared bowls. Smoke circle acquaintances may have their own projects in full swing. Collaborative smoke sessions may help, but in the end your projects are yours alone.

Don’t forget to maintain the spacesuit on your cosmic summer mission. Shots of water and CBD gummies are perfect accessories on any high minded voyage.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope August

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First, stoner Gemini, the good news: The final summer month will be full of sunny days and memorable smoke sessions. Unfortunately, these uplifting moments will be contrasted by conflict avoidance and resolution. Toke time to remind yourself you can’t solve every problem all at once. Seek guidance from the sacred herb in moments of frustration. For every challenge there will be a fun distraction to keep your spirits high and mood chipper. This herbal respite will be a welcome defense against the terrestrial grind.

For sacred herbal remedies, there are two paths to pursue. Find a balanced hybrid you can enjoy the whole month through. Or, start your month with a sweet, sticky Sativa, and switch to a nice stoney Indica during the second half. August 15th brings the full moon. This is an important lunar phase for the stoner Gemini, as it will mark a succinct turning point. The full moon will transition phases between storming chaotic clouds, and sun-spattered green pastures. Going with the second option for herbal remedies means you will have the Sativa strains promoting high spirits while you navigate the hazy days of chaos. And, as the clouds part for clear skies, Indicas will help you regain your grounded good vibe.

After the full moon, a welcome pace of normalcy will come, but your energy will still be at full rev. Especially when the smoke clears, toke time to cool the jets and settle into your new-found peace. Meditative smoke sessions will be crucial for spiritual maintenance. They will sharpen your third eye clarity, and help you see where surgical attacks can ease unnecessary pressure. Honing the mind’s eye will help you identify what obstacles need your full effort, and others which should be quickly dismissed as frivolous, not worth the worry.

In the workplace: Allies will disappear and problems must be faced alone. But, you will have the energy to get the job done. In the personal realm: Problems could pop up like an annoying game of whack-a-mole. But with your chakras freshly aligned through herbal meditation, these issues will seem less daunting. Whether you meander aimlessly with your cannabis cohorts, or you medicate with purpose, rest and relaxation will be required in August. Get back to home projects, and where the heart is. This is where you will find healing for the soul stoner Gemini.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope August

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The opening days of August will have most stoner Aquarius feeling that something is askew. If this is the case, the bad news is that the stoner Aquarius will have only themselves to blame. These funky and depressive phases are born out of trying to compete with, or compare yourself to, your cannabis companions, or even stoney strangers. Remember, there will always be someone who will have more fun, more energy, or more success than you. Don’t dwell! This stoned cold truth is not meant to get you down, but rather to reveal this notion: There is no need to get caught in the haze of what others are doing. Instead, focus on your own accomplishments. Ruminations will only result in a restless mind, and will be detrimental to personal progress.

While the forecast is looking cloudy for the first part of the month, rest assured there are brighter days on the horizon. The early start may be marred with difficulties and a healthy dose of depressed contemplation. However, the latter half will be a welcomed contrast bringing relief from anxiety, and personal successes in the form of spiritual growth. The full moon on the 15th will mark a literal and figurative split between the pains and pleasures of the period.

You are not helpless stoner Aquarius. The feeling of being lost or left behind can be all consuming. But, you have the power of choice. So puff, puff and pass on the internal judgements. Seek comfort and healing in the sacred herb. When the opportunity arises, seek comfort with your best buds or cannabis cohorts.

You know yourself best stoner Aquarius: If socializing is not the best cure for your summer blues, know that there is equal comfort and honor to be found in solo smoke sessions. Whether it’s passing a Jay with the smoke circle, or packing solo bowls in your safe place, pursue your peace and puff towards your bliss stoner Aquarius.

In the end, this month will be a practice in perspective. Whether through medicated meditation or making the most of the summer sun, the season will be a mirror into being your best self. Once it is understood that perspective is only how you view yourself within our human experience, then you can you truly progress. Improve your self, and reveal to the cosmos all that you can accomplish.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Taurus with so much sunshine and hours in the day, August will be one of the few periods in which you will be able to have your greens and smoke them too. While it is still important to keep your eye on the task at hand, you will have the will and the resources to burn through the work day. This will create more time to get back to your smoke filled summer fun. Whether your summer plans include a staycation, or a stoney adventure traversing the terrestrial plane, the one thing you can count on is having one epic and transformative spiritual journey.

August is all about discovering internal desires to reveal the truth behind the smoky vail. Be brave stoner Taurus. The spiritual waters may start off murky and seem daunting, but dive deep! Wade through the depths for honest self-assessment of your strengths and weaknesses. Remember, you do not need to navigate these uncharted waters alone. Your closest cannabis companions will always be down to ride, or sail with you through the ups and downs. As long as the stash jar is stocked, spirits will remain high.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Before you will ever get to the desired destination, you need to know where you want to go. Only then should you pack the pipe, call up the cannabis crew, and plot a course toward a place of peace and prosperity. Ultimately, it is up to you to decide what move to make next. Be deliberate in your actions. Some coworkers may not be able to keep quiet about the buzz of their own social excursions when on the clock. You must find a non-confrontational way to rise above the annoying workplace chatter. Toke time to dedicate a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to contemplate peaceful conflict resolution. Reflecting with the sacred herb will allow you to regroup and recoup in a maddening situation.

Making time to cloud the room and clear the mind can mean the difference between getting caught up in daydreams and distractions, or staying focused on the grind. Once you handle business, you can get back to what truly matters: Soaking in and toking up the sunny summer.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August

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Hurry up and get out of your own way stoner Sagittarius. August could be filled with full bodied smoke, fun energy, and exciting adventures; but only if you allow it. Cosmic influence will support bold exuberant energy from the stoner Sag. With the right blend of self confidence and discipline, there is nothing you can’t accomplish on this terrestrial plane in August.

The current planetary alignment will only favor some of the stoner star signs. It may be wise to diminish the size of your summer smoke circle. Fellow stoner Fire Signs will enjoy similar positive solar rays shining down with energy and enthusiasm this month. Seek out Aries and Leos for fun summer smoke sessions. Especially early in August, the Fire Signs will embody a whimsical nature other signs may not understand. There is fun energy in the air, but other stoner star signs may not see the delightful creations within the thick smoke clouds.

Puff puff pass on the drama in the workplace stoner Sagittarius. You won’t be the only star sign having trouble focusing on the details at work. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb to come up with creative solutions to the mundane monotony of workplace repetition. Don’t let silly distractions drag you and the team down.

The full moon of August 15th marks a transition for the stoner Sagittarius. Nights spent under the stars toking it up and laughing it up with fellow Fire Signs will transition into solitary smoke sessions focused on health and wellness. The month itself may become some sort of cannabis hybrid as you seek the fire of Sativa strains before the full moon, and then rest with the Indica strains after. Rest and recuperation combined with creative productivity will assure your success as the final summer month extinguishes.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Scorpio when the going gets tough, the tough get toking. Cosmic pressures could leave you wanting to hide in your room, and shut out the chaos of the world. But instead of a coping retreat, a better approach may be simply to stay strong and smoke on.

There is good news: Instead of pressures building throughout August, the heaviest weight will come at the very start of the month. With proper preparations, stoner Scorpios will be able to easily puff, puff and pass on the most looming grievances of the season. However, it will take some effort to remain sweet, not salty. Avoid lashing out against fellow cannabis companions. Ridicule should be included in the definition of not being a jerk and should be avoided at all cost.

While it is more than okay to be a homebody, your partners in chronic may need a helping hand during this potentially tumultuous period; and the reciprocal is likely to be true. Participating in the dramatics of others could ensnare you in their world of negativity. Seek third eye clarity with medicated meditative smoke sessions when drama begins to pull you in. Meditating with the sacred herb will provide the platform needed to embrace conflict resolution instead of acceleration. These times can be the backdrop needed to sift through the dramatic ignorance of miscommunication, and be the best bud who provides legitimate assistance. Avoid burning bridges and burn plenty of bud instead.

Creativity and spirits will be high this month stoner Scorpio. Seek cannabis strains conducive to getting projects done! Strains like Purple Haze and LSD will be ideal for deep thinking. A great herbal assistant for those times of quiet contemplative reflection, or handling those long overdue creative projects. Seize the moments when your goals coincide with those of your cannabis companions. Although the theme of the month assures the need for solo smoke sessions, if your partners in chronic are in the same creative mood, you can vibe and ride together. At the end of the day, the friends that toke together can create lasting magic together.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Pisces events during the last month of summer can be as wild as you want them to be. In other words, you and the cannabis crew will be straight fire! This cosmic influence could not be timed better. Internal emotions and a focused mindset will align with purpose. Strong terrestrial energy flowing like a rapid river current. However chaotic, wild, and fun things get, you will be in control. Pack a fresh bowl, kick back in the tube of life, and let the cosmic river of fate take you where you need to go.

The waters of life run deep stoner Pisces, and so will your thoughts. August will be a month full of introspective marijuana musings and smoke circle analytics. How do you fit into the wider terrestrial world around you? How does your smoke circle fit within the bigger picture of long-term life goals? The good news is you don’t have to figure it out immediately, and you will have all your partners-in-chronic to toke the contemplative trip with you.

This endo-excursion into your inner workings should not be seen as a depressing task. Instead, it should be viewed as an optimistic, deep dive of discovery. You are not simply looking for a way to cope or dwell on problems. You are exploring every crevice of what it is that keeps you curious, and what around you fills you with inspiration. Overall, this should be a pot-filled positive adventure. One filled with multiple self-revelations, and certainly many smoke spot stops along the way.

Be forewarned stoner Pisces: Contemplative moods may distract from the day-to-day tasks of the workplace. To be safeguarded from hazy minded forgetfulness, create and work from a to-do list! You may not accomplish everything on your list, but you will know where you stand.

Avoid dramatic interactions with coworkers. Unnecessary drama at work could ruin your personal dance party. A delicate balance is required with coworkers. Collaboration will be the key toward progress. A positive work experience will flow over to positive interpersonal relationships. The stoner Pisces should come out of August ready for the next period, as long as they keep interactions with coworkers and their cannabis cohorts on the up and up.

Leo Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Leo you are entering a month of abundance. The planets have aligned to bless you with all the energy required to thrive. At times though, there will be out-of-body experiences where your travels on the terrestrial plane will be on autopilot. Spark one up stoner Leo, your auto pilot can be trusted like a brand new Tesla. As long as you monitor your adventures with a moral third eye, you should avoid a fiery crash.

Take care stoner Leo. The beginning of the month will begin with a frenetic pace. Toke time for repairing meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Focus on healing whatever ails your cosmic spacesuit. Hot medicated yoga is a wonderful release for the body. With special attention to your soul suit, you should thrive in a chaotic and energetic climate.

August will be a tail of two halves, split down the middle by the full moon on the 15th. The first half will be marked by a heavy social influence. Work, tasks, and obstacles may seem mundane and tedious as your mind will be filled with social excursions. The second half of August will be more balanced as a logical focus returns, and social experimenting lies closer to home.

Your cosmic sacred herbal prescription for August is also a tale of two halves. The concern for the beginning of August is to fall into a zombie-like trance roaming the terrestrial plane without direction. There will be plenty of social adventures with the canna-crew, but work must also be done. Lean into the energy from the sun during this period with sacred Sativa strains. Avoid zombie-like couch lock mental trances. The Sativa strain of the sacred herb will assist in clarity and focus during cosmic rides on auto pilot. During the second half of the month, a more broad selection of the sacred herb may be partaken. This can be customized to suit your needs: A balanced hybrid during times of activity, and a deep Indica strain for secluded home projects.

With the right balance of self care and a keen third eye vision, the stoner Leo will ride the energetic wave of August like a canna-champion.

Libra Stoner Horoscope August

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I’ve never used the words weird and quirky to describe a cosmic influence for a stoner star sign; but stoner Libra, those are the words I think of relating to the final summer month.

Weird in terms of balance. A sense of vertigo may descend on you. In these moments, prepare a small dose of the sacred herb to keep you grounded. What appears to be solid ground may start shifting in unexpected ways. If you can find it, the sacred Strawberry Banana Indica strain should do nicely to calm the nerves and seek clarity amid a shifting landscape.

Quirky in terms of direction. Remember when you were a child, learning about the disorientation of spinning really fast, and then trying to move to a target. There will be unexpected adventures and surprising results in August. No medicated meditative smoke session can foresee these quirky August surprises. Toke time early in the month to prepare yourself for the adventure ahead. Sink deep into the calming nature of the sacred herb. Curl up or stretch out, but focus on confidence and adaptability. Rest and repair your cosmic spacesuit early in the month so that you are at optimal performance going into this mysterious period.

August is a dance party stoner Libra. With a swirling planetary influence, you may seem pushed and pulled in multiple directions at one time. Don’t allow the frivolity of moving obstacles weigh you down. Put on your favorite tunes, and dance through the melee of moving targets. You will see with the right attitude that there is a rhythm to challenges you face. With a positive attitude and strong beat, you can safely navigate the most crowded dance floor.

All of this may seem a bit ominous. I do have something specific and wonderful to share about the month ahead: There will be pleasant opportunities for fellowship with your canna-crew. These opportunities may not be traditional or what you would expect, but they will be full of summer fun none-the-less. The best part of these events will be your participation.

Here comes the wave stoner Libra, get ready to ride.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope August

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In August the stoner Capricorn will be faster than a bong rip, more powerful than a fatty blunt, and able to pass the bowl in a single motion. You are amazing stoner Capricorn! With the right herbal prescription and planetary assistance, there is nothing you can’t accomplish in the final summer month. Maybe even some times, all things at once. Lean into this cosmic support. Select Sativa strains of the sacred herb to be your herbal copilot on this productive mission. Lean into this energetic cosmic kick with the focus and clarity of the Sativa strain. This prescription will be your herbal assistant encouraging determination within the hard work ahead.

Seek balance stoner Capricorn. You can’t push your mind and body into the red without recuperative smoke stops. Keep a keen third eye on the health of your cosmic spacesuit. Exercise, stretching, and even a nap will help keep your progressive engine roaring.

Toke time to self on secluded evenings with a deep Indica strain. Balance the frenetic pace with a restful recuperative medicated solo smoke session. The tasks, projects, and progressive work will all be there the next day. A medicated evening with the sacred herb and your internal self will help the frayed nerves repair for the continued adventure of August. If you are feeling frayed and fried from energetic mental endeavors, toke time with the sacred herb and your chosen form of exercise. A nice jog through a wooded shady trail sounds wonderful.

There is one hidden challenge that the final summer month will bring. Energy and cosmic empowerment will create a feeling that you can do it all by yourself, and you can. However, all progress and achievement is more sustainable and rewarding with participation from your canna-crew. While you are smoking up all the tasks of the day, find ways to bring your coworkers and or canna-buddies into the progression process. Stoner Capricorn success is sweeter when it is shared, just like that perfectly rolled joint.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope August

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August will be a time of repair and reflection for the stoner Cancer.

The final summer month should not be labeled as selfish, but cosmic influence will support an internal focus. There will be many opportunities to steal away from the hustle, bustle, and drama of the terrestrial world. Your mission is to seek out and toke these opportunities where they come.

There is no sacred strain prescription for you this month. Moments of clarity and internal connection will be found in unlikely places. Even though a medicated meditative deep internal dive with the sacred herb in a quiet dark room is on the agenda, energetic activities may also provide moments of deep internal contemplation. Pack a bowl and seek your soul whenever the opportunity arises. Even within crowds of terrestrial astronauts you will be able to float away to the depths of your being.

Use these solitary moments of contemplation to align your terrestrial experience with your cosmic mission. Often we veer off the path of progress when we battle the obstacles of the material world. There is something your internal guide needs to share with you. Perhaps there is something wrong with your cosmic spacesuit you have been ignoring. Or there is an obstacle you’ve been avoiding that is blocking your path. The meditative sessions with the sacred herb will illuminate these issues, and allow you to truly see what needs to be accomplished. Not for the world around you, but for yourself.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: Do not lock yourself away for all of these medicated internal journeys. This temptation may persist throughout the month. Even though the dramatic noise of smoke circle squabbling can distract you from your internal thoughts, there will be moments available with the cannabis crew for deep introspection. However, if the noise of fellow terrestrial astronauts is too much to hear yourself think, be sure to have your escape hatch ready for launch.

Aries Stoner Horoscope August

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Stoner Aries push hesitancy aside, and dispose of all reservations. This is the season of the Fire Sign! The universe will send a kick of energy and confidence your way in the final month of summer. While stress is likely, success is even more certain. You can expect to make great strides in the things that may bring you the most trepidation. Strive for success stoner Aries, not speed. There will be plenty of wins that come with great ease, but you should be prepared to go in hard with a steady grind. August is all about achieving balance: Push for fun accomplishments early in the month, but be willing to work toward more practical and humble goals toward the end of the month.

The sacred herbal prescription for August is a balanced hybrid. The month will be comprised of many ups, but how you react to the downs will be crucial. Balance could be the key between substantial success, and missing your mark. Operating outside of your comfort zone is exhilarating, but at the same time it can produce an aura of anxiety. The Sativa side of things will help you settle into a succinct groove, handling business and checking off that to-do list. And the Indica influences will help flip those pangs of anxiety into feelings of well-being. The balanced result will turn the negative energy into positive action.

Be forewarned stoner Aries: Proceed with caution when playing with fellow terrestrial astronauts. A bold cosmic wind could bring out more from you than your smoke circle is ready for. While they might be surprised, your response to their surprise will be the deciding factor. It is up to you stoner Aries, whether you proceed with a hot head, or play it cool. If needed, take a time out for a solo smoke sesh. Puff, puff, pass the time reflecting on where you’re at, and where you want to go.

Seek a progressive smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month while confidence is high. There will be many adventures and distractions that keep you from this task, but this is the most optimal time to take a deep meditative dive into yourself. Seek inner understanding and alignment of your chakras. With this session, success in August will be more likely, and more impactful toward long term progress.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Stoner Virgo let’s employ the Atari video game Pitfall to fully understand the traps and opportunities of the month. Your path may not be predetermined, but walk the path you must. There will be sturdy rope swings to take you safely across obstacles; and there will be hidden traps that set you back on your progressive path. Much like the video game, your fate will rest in your actions and decisions regarding each obstacle and opportunity.

General advice becomes its own trap in July. Each stoner Virgo will have their own progressive path to navigate. The tools to promote progress within each inflection point could vary drastically between each individual. Know thyself stoner Virgo. Use the sacred herb as a meditative guide to engage your third eye, and connect your inner self with external decision making. Opportunities will come at you fast in July. But some of these opportunities will be pitfalls in disguise. The stoner Virgo will need all the tools available to engage opportunities and obstacles. You must channel your stoney psychic inner self to navigate the path ahead.

Again, I cannot give a specific sacred herbal prescription to aid in your video game adventure. Cannabis strains may be like that ancient Atari controller. By engaging your third eye in the decision-making, the likelihood of selecting the correct action will increase. Whatever actions and decisions you make in July, please remember stoner Virgo: This life is a game. Play hard. Play smart. Have fun.

There is a soft edge to this ominous monthly reading. All stoner Virgos will have an increased opportunity for companionship. Those already with cannabis companions should utilize the sacred herb to grease the gears of romance. Those that puff together stay together. Single Virgos may be distracted by all the video game action, but they will find new cannabis cohorts to share in the ganja game.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Stoner Taurus there will be some moments in July where it might feel like there is something funky in the air, and we’re not just talking about the sweet scent of freshly burnt sensimilla. While this period may be tainted by a cosmic malaise or queasy feeling, it will be important to avoid being … ma-lazy. I have the remedy my lovely stoner bull: Meditate and medicate with a trusted Sativa strain of the sacred herb. The objective is to avoid getting ‘stoned’ and stuck; instead toke-up to keep energy levels elevated and maintain a higher motivation. Those that get off the couch and ‘do’, will accomplish almost limitless projects and goals. Don’t let the sunny days of July dwindle and slip away stoner Taurus. If you can think it, and if you can dream it, you should get out there and get it done!

Please note: There is a difference between high aspirations and having your head stuck in the clouds. It can be nice to take a break, and lift your head above the stress of the day. But this month it will be important to invoke the healing side of the sacred herb. A holistic approach will be needed during this season. Self care will be the foundation for all other accomplishments. Meditative smoke sessions should also focus on what motivates you. This internal understanding is crucial to chart a course to your progressive destination. There is a great green world all around us, just waiting to be explored. Grab the ganja and your canna-crew. Get off the couch and find your bliss!

Stoner Taurus the path forward may not always be lit with navigational markers. When you run into an obstacle, find a way around, over, or under it. Creativity and relentless determination will see you through to your final destination. Be persistent, but be aware of spill over. Other tokin’ terrestrials close to you may be going through their own conflicts with the cosmos. Don’t impose your will or perspective without being invited to do so. Empathy, understanding, and herbal infused fellowship will be key to progress through any uncertain stages.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Calm cosmic winds will create open opportunities all around the stoner Scorpio. A lack of universal influence will provide freedom to move and do what you want without ambivalent forces pushing or pulling on your direction. Toke time with the sacred herb to consult with your inner self. Early in the month dive deep into the center of yourself with a secluded solo sesh. Ask your inner navigator, “Where do you want to go? What do you want to achieve?” For some this will be a goal. For other stoner Scorpios this will be a direction. The answer is quite unique to each individual. But once this cannabis assisted internal confab is complete, set out with firm confidence on your terrestrial mission.

Getting off to a great start in July is critical. Chill out with the sacred herb early in the month. There is a cosmic opportunity early in the month to relax, repair, and center yourself and your terrestrial spacesuit. Make sure the tasks of the day are done, but toke time for self.

Single stoner Scorpios keep your third eye engaged during your personal travels. You are almost assured to meet a cannabis companion in July. This newfound cannabis companion may not be a life love, but more of a partner-in-chronic. Whether you find a lover or a new smoke circle companion, stay engaged during your travels so not to miss this opportunity. We all need more cannabis crew-mates on our cosmic spaceship.

Stoner Scorpio, I know you won’t miss your daily allowance of vitamin THC during July, but you must take opportunities to get out and soak up some vitamin D. The solar rays will reign down positivity. These are the moments that will be crucial in your friendly endeavors. The month may start with a deep dive into the caverns of yourself, but the rest of the month should be spent outside with regenerative solar panels soaking up the energy of our solar mother.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Stoner Sagittarius the second summer month will be a bright and fortunate period. Hey buddy, just in time for that summer sun. Stay hydrated and enjoy an abundance of summer smoke sessions. Your sacred herbal prescription for July is wide open. All strains of the sacred herb are available for you to meditate with. However, be forewarned my stoner Sag: Sacred smoke sessions should be used with a keen eye toward engaging the third eye, and opening creative windows for problem solving.

Economically independent stoner Sagittarius’ will be armed with the WD40 of life; problems and obstacles will slip and slide with ease on your progressive travels. However, avoid getting too baked under all the blissful solar rays. Paranoia must be avoided. You got this. Believe in yourself!

Stoner Sag’s stuck in the gears of the economic grind will see success in July with a keen third eye toward duty and professionalism. Early in the month, find a quiet place to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. Use this sacred smoke session as a shot of confidence. You are good enough just the way you are. As long as you mind your corporate requirements, success and progression surely guaranteed.

Single stoner Sag’s rejoice! The planets have aligned to open a corridor of happiness this month. Love is never guaranteed, but smoke circle expansion and grand terrestrial adventures will bring sacred connections with fellow cosmic astronauts. This universal opportunity for joy and happiness is simply a door; you have to walk through it stoner Sag. Those living life with a partner-in-chronic should expect the same opportunity for happiness, but they might have to work a little harder for it. Freedom of movement will assist the single stoner Sag to seek out moments of happiness. The partnered stoner Sag must find internal freedom of movement. Toke time with the sacred herb to look inward. Seek out that deep connection between your inner self and your familial hearth. Every once in a while we need to recognize what’s right in front of us to regain appreciation, love, and happiness.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Stoner Pisces the easy-going summer continues from June into July. Let’s look at this protracted cosmic influence as a celestial lubricant allowing the stoner Pisces to slide into whatever adventure they want to manifest. Positive cosmic winds support a sort of choose-your-own-adventure in the second summer month.

Soak up the sun stoner Pisces! Solar rays will bring a kick of energy, like you’ve installed solar panels on your head. This solar kick will be the catalyst to achievement, determination, and creativity required to forge your own path. However, be forewarned stoner Pisces: Too much time soaking up those solar rays will leave your cosmic space suit depleted. Care and attention must be paid on internal requirements as well as terrestrial adventures. Do it all! Get out and enjoy smokey adventures under the summer sun, and then kick back with a nap. Play hard with cannabis companions and rest well. Wash, rinse, repeat.

During this all-you-can-eat adventure buffet of July, be forewarned: Anything you want does not include close interpersonal relationships. If your energy starts to overwhelm cannabis companions, tone it down, and think it out. Puff puff pass on demands of others. Thoughtful self control will come in handy. The energetic boost in July could give you solar super powers. Use them for good stoner Pisces. At work, you could become the MVP of the team. Within your smoke circle you could become the partner-in-chronic everybody relies on.

Within the work sphere, opportunity for advancement will present itself this month. However, this month’s largest opportunity in the work sphere comes from within. An honest assessment of your occupation could lead to positive change in the future. Toke time for a solo smoke session to contemplate how your work fits into your desired life path. Change may not come directly from this meditative exercise, but this important task could be the first step toward positive change in future periods. Puff puff plot the path.

Libra Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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This month, the stoner Libra will have a series of events where they must decide on when to hold ‘em and when to smoke ‘em. In some cases the line between the two may become a little hazy. Summer is officially at full burn, and this period shows no signs of cooling down. While spring is the season of growth, summer is the time when ideas and actions will fully ripen.
July will be the month where seeds planted long ago come to fruition. You may find a trusted smoke buddy grows into the roll of full fledged partner-in-chronic. Not necessarily romantically. A passion project or half baked idea formed in a smoke filled setting, may form into a solid, executable plan of action with a purpose. This is when it will be crucial to know when to separate the ganja and the grind: Even though the seeds for success might have been planted while meditating with the sacred herb, it will take a clear minded determination to manifest the dream into reality.

Stoner Libra It is likely the personal sphere and the business sphere will blend at times in the second summer month. With meditation and marijuana moments you will enhance the sight of your third eye. As the month progresses, this clarity of vision will aid in decision making regarding difficult obstacles impeding progress. When you still feel unsure of how to proceed, consult your canna-family when additional advice is needed. Remember, a friend with weed is a friend indeed. Share a bowl, share a laugh, and talk through all the seemingly stoney ideas until they finally make sense.

Don’t let the smoke clouds of problem solving obscure opportunities. It’s summer! For the stoner Libra anything can happen at any given moment with the proper mindset. The days are long and the possibilities are endless. Adventure and opportunity will only be limited by your ability to imagine. There are countless smoke spots with picturesque scenes just waiting to be captured by you and your canna crew. There will be plenty of time to sit on the couch once the heat fades, but right now your mission is to pack the piece, make sure your stash is stocked, and to savor every smoky moment of the season.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Gemini Stoner Horoscope July 2019







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Of all the monthly periods of 2019, July may be the one that comes the most natural to the stoner Gemini. Some of your most notable characteristics will be crucial in navigating the sporadic scenarios of summer. The best advice is to just be your standard, stony self: Adaptive, thoughtful and at times impulsive. Let’s add flexibility to the fine list of characteristics. Even some of the best sun-soaked plans could need remodeling at any moment. Whether it be a camping trip, or a getaway to your favorite secluded smoke spot, know your itinerary can change without prior notice. When this happens, remember to stay calm and smoke on stoner Gemini. You got this. Dramatic changes are likely in July, but there is no need to fear the unknown. Instead, roll up a fatty and run towards it! All requirements for coping, or dealing with the obstacles of change, will be within your stoner star sign’s repertoire.

The most dynamic actions will manifest within the personal sphere this month. You are surrounded by a plethora of pot-friendly peeps, each with their own story and inner workings. So many stars crossing can at first seem chaotic. But once the smoke clears, you will find you are all cannabis cosmonauts flying on the same terrestrial cruiser with more in common than conflicting.

If tensions do arise, do not shrink away from responsibility. Be active and participate in conflict resolution. The peace pipe should be clean and on standby. The stash jar should be well stocked. Sharing a bowl can mean so much more than simply ‘getting stoned.’ The sacred herb can be a catalyst for conversation, and a way to rise above the fray while keeping everyone grounded. An herbal assistant to help meet each other on the same level. Your natural individual characteristics will be your best asset in turning dynamic change and challenges into positive progress for the whole ganja loving group.

Stoner Gemini, with all that being said, you must travel through July with confidence in self. A medicated meditation with the sacred herb early in the month will bring about the positive shift in perspective. And be certain, there will be plenty to smile about. Your ability to zig and zag as the month twists and turns, will convert a wild ride into memorable cosmic road trip. Remember to take time to stop and smoke the flowers. It may be a long trek to the top of the mountain, but rest assured the view from ten thousand feet high will be breathtaking.

Leo Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Leo Stoner Horoscope July 2019







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Settle down and smoke up stoner Leo! July will be a month of interesting conundrums. Many paths will stretch out in front of you. The road less traveled is always an enticing mysterious option, but sometimes the straight and narrow, or the tried-and-true provides for a smooth ride. Whatever route you choose, know that all the available options can lead to a positive destination. You are likely to encounter obstacles regardless of your choice. The sacred herb will help light the way. What first may seem outrageous could be a lucrative opportunity once viewed from a different vantage point.

While enjoying the sacred herb will be necessary to maintain balance, it will serve a more practical role during this period. Out of the norm challenges will call for out of the box solutions. Cannabis can be a fine way to recreate and relax, and it can also inspire far beyond instinctive reactions to find creative solutions. Specifically Sativa strains can be a catalyst to problem solving. However, be mindful stoner Leo to meditate on the final destination, not roadblocks along the path. No matter where your journey takes you, don’t forget to enjoy the ride.

Sacred smoke sessions with your cannabis crew are not merely recommended, but are mandatory this season. Puffing, passing, and laughing your with your smoke circle will be good for the body and great for the group. Advice from a different perspective could be the cosmic grease that keeps those karmic gears turning in a positive direction. Once solid momentum is achieved, it will be no thing to keep it moving. Grinding hard early in the month will also make way for more time with the pot-loving peeps later in the month. As long as you work hard to get the joint rolling in the first weeks, you and the canna crew can roast-up more herb as the summer days heat up.

The cosmic doctor offers a prescription of romance in July for partnered Leos. But the stoner Leo must fill the prescription to receive the remedies. Take your cannabis companion on an adventure, and enjoy life to its highest. Whether or not the stoner Leo has a special partner-in-chronic, a weekend getaway is a must. Blessings will come to those who actively seek them. So grab your bud-loving buddies, and find your bliss!

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Capricorn Stoner Horoscope July 2019







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While other star signs might be running frenetically in the summer sun, the stoner Capricorn will be lounging; soaking up the solar rays for future energetic adventures. This month is all about recharging the batteries in your terrestrial spacesuit. Your sacred herbal prescription for this month of R&R is wide open, but Indica strains and Indica-heavy hybrids will be most suited for July.

July is all about you stoner Capricorn. Rest and Recuperation is the main requirement. How you accomplish this task is up to each individual. Perhaps a deep solo medicated smoke session with the sacred herb in a comfortable spot sealed off from the world, will be on the agenda. Maybe a medicated nap under the summer sun will do the trick. Everything is available to the stoner Capricorn in the second summer month. So do it all! Just don’t forget to turn the cell phone off, and apply adequate amounts of sun screen during your medicated meditative restful respites.

Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: In order to take advantage of easy moments escaping the hustle and bustle of the terrestrial world, you must be decisive when obstacles or tasks are placed in front of you. Taking care of timely tasks will increase the amount, and quality, of restful meditative moments. The universal influence of this period of recuperation does not imply escaping reality and responsibility. The planets have simply aligned to support these zen summer excursions.

Sadly stoner Capricorn, I have no wishful predictions of budding love in July. However, this period will be great for acquiring smoke circle canna-buddies and strengthening bonds with cannabis companions. Be sure to include your partners-in-chronic on your stress free summer excursions. July might be all about your rest and recuperation, but that doesn’t mean your fellow cannabis connoisseurs can’t tag along.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Cancer Stoner Horoscope July 2019







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Stoner Cancer an unusual planetary alignment will cover the second summer month. Cosmic forces will push against your good nature. This flip flop of supported character traits might come as a blessing in disguise. The cosmic anomaly will bring newfound ambition and confidence. A more strident and authoritative stance could feel like a super power for the stoner crab.

Keep calm and smoke on stoner Cancer. Maintain a keen third eye on internal grounding. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for adjusting your desired temperament. Balance will be key, so stock your sacred stash box with hybrid strains. Select a Sativa dominant strain for those powerful confident moods where your new super power is ready to be unleashed upon the world. Puff puff pass on the stress and anxiety with an Indica dominant hybrid when the unusual planetary alignment creates an unsorted feeling.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer: July’s cosmic turbulence is like surfing a wave. Balance and stamina is the key. If you lose focus or determination, you could risk drowning under the wave.

And get ready to ride immediately stoner Cancer. The newfound powerful tone will present itself in the workplace early in the period. Are you strong enough to wield this power? You can do it! Start off the month with your Sativa dominant hybrid. Use the Indica dominant hybrid to fall back and reassess if things don’t work out. As turbulent as this cosmic wave may feel in the moment, you have limitless options to find positive progress.

For single stoner Cancers, this dynamic period will be positive and rewarding. The versatility in your lifestyle will give you the necessary flexibility to maintain balance in a shifting environment. Be sure to stick to your own instincts and internally guided path. Do not let others lead you in July. For stoner Cancers with a partner-in-chronic, July is optimal for planning and familial gatherings. Ride the chaotic wave to positive blessings.

Aries Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Aries Stoner Horoscope July 2019







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Stoner Aries the second summer month will be a time of doing! The current planetary alignment will support, and almost require, a frenetic pace. Leave the full bodied Indica strains in the stash box. Sativa strains and Sativa dominant hybrids will be the sacred prescription for July.

Doing, not spending, stoner Aries. The terrestrial missions and project fulfillment of July must be accomplished with hard work or acute intellect, not through monetary spending. Too many times terrestrial astronauts assign accomplishment to material assets. The universal support this month is more about internal progress and task management than material trinkets. However, there is nothing holding you back from increased earnings during this energetic month.

Toke time early in the month to fly high above the terrestrial plane on a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. From these medicated highs, the stoner Aries will be able to see life in context from a broader perspective. Think of this meditative moment as a tool for organizing the frenetic energy toward internal progress. Aligning bountiful opportunities with internal desire will help take the edge off the frenetic pace, and illuminate the desired pathway. Opportunities will be abundant in July. Take on as many as possible. Success will be assured with a contemplative plan of action, and organized methodology of progress.

Before the month concludes, toke time for another deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb. This meditative smoke session will act as a book end to a crazy busy period. Seek insight into how the actions of the month related to internal desires. Now, instead of flying high above the terrestrial plane, sink deep into yourself for connected analysis. An Indica strain can be applied for this meditative download. This final action of July could lead to breakthroughs for future time periods.

Burn one for me you delightful busy bee.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019

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Aquarius Stoner Horoscope July 2019







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Stoner Aquarius summer is in full bloom. You can expect every meaning of the word to manifest in excess this season. You are heating up and should make necessary preparations for the hot streak that is your future. It will be important to nurture your physical needs first; then proceed full speed ahead with your mission of channeling creativity into a greater, greener cosmos. Maintaining a well nourished, and hydrated cosmic spacesuit will keep your spirits feeling fresh, your mind finely tuned. Hydration is crucial as you embark upon a real life game of chutes and ladders. You can expect a persistent series of ups and downs. Ease the mind and rest assured stoner Aquarius. Burn one down and light one up when necessary. Vertical progress will be high and frequent, with downward slides being few and with only shallow dips.

Hard work and concentration will be required for every success in the work field. During July there will be overwhelming opportunities, with what might feel like too little time. Call upon the sacred herb to maintain a can-do attitude while creating cosmic beauty all around you. It’s advised you stick to Sativa or Sativa dominant hybrid strains this month. This prescription will invoke inspiration, and boost energy to help you multitask your way to higher levels of achievement. Puff puff plan to feel overwhelmed at times; the month really does hold that much potential and promise. Don’t forget to stop and smoke the flowers stoner Aquarius. Checking off the to-dos and completing grand projects should be a priority; but it is also important we take the time to acknowledge and admire our accomplishments. After a job well done, you can enjoy a joint well rolled while preparing for your next series of successes.

Between the work realm and home life, the theme of the season will be shared: Knowing when to give freely, and when to hold something back. You do not need to reveal every ingredient of your secret-to-success sauce. Some sneaky peekers may try to overtake your operations if they know your inner workings. While you want to help the group as a whole, sometimes it’s okay to leave a little something to mystery. When it comes to your cannabis crew, you will always find truth in the saying “sharing is caring.” By the end of the month, you may notice your smoke circle has grown. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to draw like minded tokin’ terrestrial astronauts into your orbit, and together your cosmic adventures will bloom bright for all to admire.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Virgo Stoner Horoscope June 2019







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Freedom! The first summer month will bring a cosmic lubricant to any stoner Virgos stuck in the grind of life. Romance, business, all spheres will be affected by this cosmic blessing. Put on your cannabis club kicks; your dance card with the sacred herb is wide open. Any, and all, strains can be considered during your terrestrial travels during June.

Freedom is an interesting concept stoner Virgo. The universe is not blessing you with the ability to do what you want, when you want, with whomever you want. This freedom is more tied to an outcome of result. With a well mapped plan, and solid decision making, nothing is standing in your way for any desired outcome. Toke time on many occasions during this period to medicate and meditate with the sacred herb. Focus on the actions required to arrive at a desired location. Universal influences will assist you in all tasks and activities toward that goal; but a cannabis inspired outline will be necessary to write the final chapter.

Be forewarned stoner Virgo: Freedom for fellow terrestrial astronauts must be respected. All universal support will flip to negative headwinds if your travels take advantage or suppress the freedom of others. Puff puff pass on manipulation stoner Virgo. Consult with your cannabis companions if an ethical dilemma may arise. Their herbal inspired wisdom could help navigate moral pitfalls.

Bowls are best shared together in June. Celebrate freedom with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Inspiration, assistance, and joy is sure to come from smokey summer adventures with your best buds. For single Virgos, these adventurous excursions may lead to cannabis companion prospects. For partnered Virgos these terrestrial treks will reinvigorate the engines of love. No matter your relationship status, June is sure to be a period of enlightenment and smoke circle expansion.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Taurus Stoner Horoscope June 2019







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Stoner Taurus smoke up, settle down, and be sure to bring plenty of munchies. June is going to be one wild ride; kind of like an encounter with a potent edible. Be aware the journey will be positive overall, but side effects may include wild swings of confidence and emotion. Know that regardless of whether the majority of the experience is positive, or at times less pleasant, the ride will eventually come to an end. The best advice for navigating your way through these smoky times is to seek allyship. Canna-buddies and smoke circle acquaintances will be the secret ingredient to ensure this month gets baked properly. You know the one: That bud loving buddy who is there to remind you everything is going to be ok. The friend who is able to tell you when needed, “You just trippin.”

Strict focus on the tasks at hand will be required to make it through this unstable cosmic period. Take time early in the month for a meditative smoke session. Cloud up the air and clear your mind. A balanced hybrid will be the best sacred selection to keep your aspirations high, and your mental game grounded. Seek strains low in THC and higher in CBD. The ideal balance will be struck when you find the sacred herb that helps you medicate without feeling like you’re sky high.

I usually avoid strict and overly direct advice, but be forewarned stoner Taurus: This month is not the time to take risky chances in business, or to be reckless with your finances. Any and all investments should have a clear short term payoff, and debt should be avoided. The goal is to be able to pay it forward, not getting stuck having to pay it back.

In the sphere of love, act with conviction. While you should move carefully when making financial decisions, be prepared to go all-in without equivocation when it comes to matters of the heart. This applies to both the single and synced up stoner Taurus. Be sincere and succinct in your conduct toward current and future cannabis companions.

All in all this may not sound like an overtly positive month, but it is. Or, rather it can be if you make it stoner Taurus. Creativity and artistic endeavors will rise above the frantic fray during this time. It will be those moments in between hard work and smoke circle socializing that you will be able to dive into that passion project you’ve been putting off. While this season might be marred by uncertain swings, your soul and spirit will soar from your creative achievements.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Scorpio Stoner Horoscope June 2019







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Stoner Scorpio last month self motivation was a key ingredient to success and progress. In June you may find yourself floating with the universal river current to your desired destination. Toke time to chill early this month. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Powerful cosmic currents will propel your terrestrial travels.

The last time period also focused on the work sphere. This month the tasks and obstacles of work will melt away to the background as personal ambitions and interests rise to the forefront. A deep solo smoke session with the sacred herb may help this transfer of power. You will go from a rigorous self motivated hike in May to a relaxed river float in June. Seek balance early in the month with the sacred herb as your third eye focus readjusts. Regaining balance amid changing cosmic conditions will be key. There will be challenges and obstacles early as the personal sphere comes into focus.

Keep calm and puff on stoner Scorpio. These personal obstacles and conflicts may seem sharp and dangerous at first glance, but success and progress will be found once they are addressed. Simply addressing the familial obstacles and cannabis companion conundrums will be all that is required. Perhaps simply your intelligent charm will be the only necessary tool for conflict resolution.

Once you have gained your balance in June two things must come into focus. First, seek allyship and smoke circle expansion. You’ve been working so hard, it’s time to smoke out your funtime ganja gang. Second, utilize a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb to turn your third eye gaze inward. Focus on health, both mental and physical. These two things often are intertwined. The self motivation to tackle tasks last month must be utilized internally this month. I’ll leave you with this riddle: What comes first, the cardio workout or the genuine smile?

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Let’s get ready to stumble stoner Sagittarius! A phrase like topsy-turvy is nonsensical with no succinct definition, but we all know what it means. The month of June will bring this jumbled colloquial phrase to bare for the stoner Sagittarius. It describes perfectly the unstable ground you can expect to navigate during this time. While you can expect a rocky road, don’t dismay, this does not mean you are fated to failure. It will take concerted effort on your part, but more stable footing is achievable.

The first month of summer will bring all the ingredients that make this human condition so great. There will be sweet and certainly sour. Hardships, setbacks, and hard won success. The secret to surviving the series of unpredictable events ahead will be a strong strive for balance and a solid regiment of self care. A strict diet of hybrid strains of the sacred herb is recommended. The mellow Indica side of cannabis can help you remain centered when circumstances threaten to shake your core. The inspiring and invigorating influences from the Sativa side will raise your spirits, and soothe the soul so you are ready to take on the next challenge.

While the sacred herb can aid in achieving spiritual equilibrium, it should not solely be relied on as a magical cure-all. Exercise. Meditate. Sleep. Repeat as needed. As long as you invest the time and resources nurturing the needs of the body and mind, you will be ready to address whatever obstacles arise; and advance towards more peaceful pastures.

In this chaotic cosmic environment, following your guttural instinct is what you need to progress. This doesn’t mean every idea is a good one. Rather, you should solve problems and move on. Sitting too long on decisions could be like swimming in quicksand; if you dwell too long contemplating your next move, you will run out of time to put the plan into action.

Remember stoner Sag, karma works like a rubber band on a cosmic scale. Often the way you treat people snaps back to affect you as well. Be mindful of how you interact and treat fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in June. Deception and manipulation are hard nos. Spend your time sharing kind words and kind bud, not ill will. Puff, puff, pass that fresh packed bowl and positivity, instead of harshing on other’s good vibes. To keep it simple is best: Treat others with the same level of care you practice for yourself, and all will be lifted to higher levels of happiness.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Stoner Pisces you will handle business in June! At first, you may feel like kicking back, lighting one up, and turning on the cruise control. While the prospect of coasting through the summer months might sound enticing, where’s the fun in that? The month of June should bring a stable period for love and romance. Whether you are in the mood to stay inside with your favorite Indica strain and munchies, or you are inspired to snag your stoney snacks and set out into the great unknown with a sweet sativa, find your own special smoke spot stoner Pisces, and bask in your bliss.

Cosmic support won’t allow any grand tragedy or triumphs in the love sphere; so while unnecessary risk taking is not advisable, be confident in the choices you pursue. You may pass on particular romantic opportunities because you are focusing on your business or side hustle. And, that’s okay. Before you can help others grow, you must make sure your own roots are planted in firm soil. There will be more opportunities in coming times, and new and unexpected cannabis companions may surprise you. The setting of social smoke sessions will introduce new stoney friends, and will deepen existing bonds with your current cannabis cohorts.

Stoner Pisces you can take a less aggressive approach in the financial realm. While you should avoid being reckless this month, you will feel less stress about your monetary green, and spend more time relaxing while roasting your recreational greens. It’s not quite that you won the lottery stoner Pisces, but let’s just say you’ve pulled a pretty solid Monopoly card. As Chance has it, you should be expecting some unexpected winnings. Do not count these bountiful blessings when planning your regular finances, but be on the lookout for those extra frosty nuggets of good fortune.

You may expect a fairly easy going time in the work and financial realms, but now is a good time for investment. This means different things for different stoner Pisces, but there will be cosmic support for investment itself. Perhaps that cannabis inspired great idea may become a new revenue stream. Perhaps you inspire a fellow cannabis companion to pursue their next grand endeavor. What is certain is networking will procure new allies to help you with the conundrums of life, the universe, and everything. So, be sure to pack a bowl for two. A bowl shared and pleasant conversation will lead to the ah-ha moment you need to progress.

Libra Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Libra Stoner Horoscope June 2019







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Stoner Libra the first summer month will bring a warm cosmic breeze to the sphere of love. With the sacred herb as your internal guide, all stoner Libras will bask under these warm cosmic rays.

As you know better than any star sign, the world is in a constant flux of the karmic balancing of universal scales. These cosmic winds and currents are beyond our understanding, and difficult to manipulate. However, there are times when the planets align, that we may tip the scales in our own favor. The first summer month may be this opportunity for the stoner Libra.

Work issues will be solved easily as the machinations of the workplace melt away into cosmic background noise. Show up on time, make the necessary decisions, lead your team, and everything will work out at work. This may be more challenging than it would appear as your third eye gaze will be tuned into the personal sphere. So diligence, mindfulness, and attention will be required in the workplace. Puff puff pass on the corporate dash. Utilize the patience of the sacred herb to avoid hurried decisions. Allow a natural culmination of events and flow of information during corporate travels; so as they will not impact the beauty of the personal sphere.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb. A deep and rich Indica strain should do nicely. This solo medicated meditative smoke session will be an exploration into yourself. True internal ‘want’ and ‘desire’ will be the subject of this sacred herbal probe. Whether you are a single stoner Libra, or in a partnership, this task could make all the difference for the June time period.

Turning the third eye gaze inward, to contemplate and discover what personal end you truly desire, will be a liberating smoke session. With this newfound confidence in self and direction, get out among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Do not stop to count all the smoke circles you encounter, just be sure to join them all!

Leo Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Stoner Leo can you feel it? The sun continues to shine down on the leader of the pack. As the cosmic breeze warms around you, know you too are heading into a hot streak. With positive solar winds at your back, you will move smoothly and steadily toward success in June. Do not be fooled however; while you have a prevailing force behind you, it is ultimately up to you to maintain forward momentum. It will be up to you to avoid couch lock. Seek timing on when you can chill out and pack a bowl, and when it is time to put down the pipe and get back to the grind.

Stick with those sweet, sticky Sativas during your journey through June. Often times the stoner Leo impacts the world through straightforward means. In contrast, this month creativity and perseverance will be necessary tools as you assume a supportive role with your cannabis companions. For the usually headstrong stoner Leo, this will be a difficult balance to achieve. You do not want to be a mooch and simply coast on your best buds’ successes, but it will also take effort not to push people out of the way and just do it yourself. The middle path will be the best. Be confident in your supporting role: As their partner-in-chronic you simply need to be there to help lift them up when they fall down, and spark up a fat one when it’s time chill out.

Be prepared stoner Leo, you will likely experience some hazy moments of moral conundrums this month. When the mind gets clouded, take time to clear the air before you move forward. Please remember dear stoner Lion: You cannot exact retribution and justice upon the pride. Trust that these karmic things will take care of themselves. Too much force is certain to create further chaos and confusion. So keep the peace pipe packed with the calming sacred herb to help follow a more gentle, ganja filled path.

Work and recreation must be kept separate this month. In your time on the clock, stay firm in your efforts. Then find time later to stoke the flames of passionate endeavors. As long as you remain resolute, you will achieve lion sized results every time. Which means when it is time to rest you will be able to do so worry free. This summer you will find a cosmic sweet spot for both romantic and platonic bonds. You may not be the leader of the pack this month, but love strong and smoke on, stoner Leo! Your pride is your team.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Stoner Gemini the lazy, hazy days of spring are slipping away. The summer days ahead welcome you with the promise of strange energetic times. This period will be dynamic in all aspects of your life. Unique opportunities and summer adventure await; some of which may be outside of your typical routine. Don’t fret my lovely twin, broadening your comfort zone will be vital in the days ahead.

Start the month off with a clear, sharp mind. Ground yourself, and find your center balance early in June. Locate a sacred strain with high CBD and low THC to keep the mind clear, and reinvigorate the body and spirit.

Cosmic influence this month is not negative or positive in nature, but dangerous. Situations, decisions, and actions will be impactful for the stoner Gemini. Toke a moment often this month to contemplate where the chain of dominoes lead before you knock down the first one. The mindful stoner Gemini has the tools needed to properly navigate the trials ahead.

Regarding the personal sphere, it’s essential you address issues immediately. Squash the beef now so you don’t run into the bull later. Do not meet anger with anger; instead honestly assess the situation to see if you fuel the flames that now threaten to burn. As quickly as an ember can spread across a bowl, a humble moment of reflection can help snuff it out.

The work sphere will be swirling between calm and turbulent machinations throughout the month. Sometimes all we need is a little weed to release the pressure of the economic grind. So ensure your flight box is prepped for launch, and mentally steel yourself for critical deadlines.

Believe in yourself stoner Gemini. Find confidence boosting exercises to add to the daily routine in June. Remember that self criticism is self harm. It’s natural to have empathy and an open heart for others, but it’s important to give yourself the same benefit.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Stoner Capricorn the sun is out, and your camera should be too! Ahead of you are many long, hazy days you must fill with lasting happy memories. Your adventures will know no limit, other than what you are able to imagine and execute. Think big and dig in. The world is your garden this month. Sow kindness and positivity early in the season. What grows will nurture and sustain you, and your cannabis companions, far through the summer months. Whether you like to plan your endo-excursions in advance, or light one up and let the mystery unfold as you go, stay active and stay outdoors. The summer should be spent sharing bowls of good greens with your best buds trekking through the great unknown discovering new smoke spots.

Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: This month gets off to a rocky start in the business sphere, and familial relations may encounter similar strife. Do not hold back or put off resolving these issues in real time. This may mean you put in extra effort to keep the emails and the to-dos from piling up. The work realm in June will likely bring new business endeavors, and possibly new business partners. Set specific times to meet early with your economic cohorts to make sure everyone is on the same level. While visions of how best to pursue passion projects will be different, all efforts will likely lead to a positive culmination. Differing opinions may seem annoying and problematic at first, but diversity will be beneficial in the long run. In the end you will have more tools in the chest to tackle a greater variety of problems.

Toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate this truism: Communication is a two way street. While there will be tensions early on, how long they last will be up to you. Listening and hearing is just as important as speaking and explaining. A good way to establish a give-and-take balance is by invoking the puff, puff, pass approach. Communing with cannabis creates a situation where all parties will have specific time to toke, and also time to talk.

Single and coupled stoner Capricorns are all but guaranteed passionate moments in the first summer month. Just don’t let the blissful haze of a hot heart obscure responsible decision making. Empathy and sincere emotion are wonderful attributes, but you want to be certain of your feelings before making any substantial commitments. Whether by yourself, or with your future cannabis companion, take time to meditate with the sacred herb before you take the leap. Think on it and toke on it, stoner Capricorn, and then you can trust wherever your heart may take you.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Stoner Cancer the planets have shifted past their bright and energetic phase of influence, and now the celestial climb has changed to freedom! This new planetary alignment will assist in freedom of movement. Progressive anchors will be lifted, and you will be free to move toward internal desires and destinations. Toke a moment with a Sativa hybrid to consider what would bring you joy to your life. Dive deep with this meditative smoke session. Do not focus on the now, but the long term. When your destination becomes visible on the horizon, focus on the path and push ahead.

No nets of life can contain the agile, troubleshooting ways of the self motivated stoner Cancer. This period is best traversed by eager Cancers that are self motivated. After your true internal direction is attained, leave the deep meditative dives behind. While walking the path, internal contemplative soul searches will only lead to more questions, and obscure your grand vision on the horizon. Keep your smoker’s travel kit packed with airy Sativa strains of the sacred herb. Remain focused and motivated progressing toward your desired reality.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere may feel like rowing up a sand dune in a paddle boat, staring at the same palm tree in the distance wondering, “Why?” Remain steadfast and keep your third eye gaze on the prized oasis ahead, and don’t question management’s bizarre methods. Instead use these moments to check everything over in detail. Be sure to dot your I’s and cross your T’s. It should all make sense in time.

June’s terrestrial travels will require some attention to your smoke circle. This could also mean finding new canna-buddies. Don’t shy away from opportunities to find budding friendships! Understanding that we’re all in this journey together, and leaning on one another for assistance or advice in times of need, will be crucial to overcoming the obstacles of the first summer month.

A final kernel of wisdom my dear stoner Cancer: Any monetary assets gained in this span could be put to better use in future periods. It is suggested to save now for a more fruitful harvest ahead.

Aries Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Stoner Aries the month of June is a mixed bag of sacred herb. A bit of swag with a bit of kind bud. As with the usual mantra of life, the blessings of June will be what you make of your mixed bag.

The work sphere has immense potential this month. However, there will be no safe space for your cannabis enthusiasm in the workplace. Be mindful to keep a clear line of separation with workplace activities and smoke circle enjoyment. It is also true that you will need to view business activities with clear eyes. Any smoke clouds at work could obscure and hide necessary tasks. All diligent efforts in the business sphere will pay off by the end of the June time period. Attack stoner Aries! With clear sight and a motivated heart, attack your work responsibilities with vigor.

After the work day is complete, blow off steam with sweet sacred greens. Try to find an Indica dominate hybrid strain for the after work parties. Enlist the support of your cannabis cohorts. The sacred herb is best enjoyed in a circle with your best buds. Be forewarned stoner Aries: The clear line of work and cannabis includes the smoke circle. Your recuperative smoke sessions should be with cannabis companions, not work buds.

The planets have aligned in June to assist the stoner Aries on a mission for self improvement. Cardio workouts are always good for your cosmic spacesuit, but you need to strive for more during this period. Attention to the physical condition of your cosmic spacesuit is important and necessary, but time and energy must be given to the emotional soul inside the physical suit. Find a way to workout among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Seek recuperative enjoyment from your physical exercise. This will differ from one stoner Aries to another, but toke time with the sacred herb to contemplate your passionate personal desires. These efforts will harden your space suit and brighten your soul.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope June 2019

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Inhale, breathe deep, and let it be stoner Aquarius. The month of June sets up to be a reparative relaxed time. The planets have aligned into a calm configuration where troubles and obstacles will be resolved with ease and without harm. All strains of the sacred herb are at your disposal this month. With this calm cosmic configuration, focus can confidently be placed on internal ambitions.

The first summer month may feel like time is slowing down for the stoner Aquarius. However, this won’t be the case for all your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances. The key to June will be understanding and perspective. Not just understanding the pace of others, but also understanding your own internal situation. Do not expect others to travel at your pace, and certainly avoid any pressure to match their speed. Live and let live, or smoke and let smoke can be your motto in June.

Keep your stash jar loaded stoner Aquarius. Puff puff pass on the stress of a deadline, and sink deep into internal contemplation. Thorough analysis of an obstacle or situation will lead you down the best path to success and progression. June will not require you to morph into a stoner Buddha, or a weed infused philosopher; but the business and personal spheres will be best navigated with your thinking cap firmly fitted.

During this melodic and methodical period, toke time for meditative smoke sessions focused on self. Keen insights will be gained during June, drawing you closer to your internal self, motives, and destiny. With the right blend of the sacred herb and introspection, the stoner Aquarius could reach internal breakthroughs that launch them toward progress in future time periods. Blast off my deep thinking terrestrial astronaut. Cosmic understanding will be found at the deep edges of yourself.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Virgo, the final month of spring will be marked by a rain of positivity from a supportive celestial alignment. In order to make the most of these benefits, you must stay active. Avoid couchlock and putting off tasks for later. While it may always be nice to get high, those who remain ‘high minded’ will be the winners of the day. Keep your focus on the big picture; getting bogged down within the swamp of minutia is likely to stall progress.

Stoner Virgos are advised to carve out specific times for meditative smoke sessions. Before you can spread optimism, you must strive to be your optimal self. There is a distinct difference between a ‘live and let live’ mentality, and simply being lazy. The obvious goal is to be part of the first mindset. Your success should not be contingent upon the actions of others. Which also means you should not worry yourself over others’ actions. Instead, when able, take the opportunity to smoke a bowl and turn the third eye inward. While the universe is sure to offer potential for prospective progress, it will be up to you, stoner Virgo, to take action. Whether it means staying a little late, or arriving to the job a little early, make the most of the situation at hand by being ready to rise to the occasion. Your diligence will ensure you are ready for that big moment when opportunity calls.

True for all stoner Virgos, personal obstacles must be conquered alone. This serves as a reminder that stoner Virgos will require solo toke time in order to prepare themselves for the demands of external forces. Bringing smoke circle acquaintances into personal situations might result in adding unnecessary fuel to the fire. Do your best to make sure you are prepared for any and all obstacles that might arise. While it can be nice to share a moment and a bowl with our fellow cannabis companions, there are times when we must rise to the occasion on our own. Be confident in your ability to overcome any, and all, adverse conditions the cosmos may bring your way. Once you have conquered the conflicts of the day, be ready to call upon your bud-loving buddies to spark one up or share a celebratory bowl for the win.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Taurus the planetary alignment of May will bring a stagnant chill influence to both the personal and business realm. This interesting cosmic malaise will leave you without support, but also without negative machinations. Whether the bowl is half full or empty, the stoner Taurus bull still tokes on.

Let’s look at the month of May in two halves split by the full flower moon of the 18th.

First Half:
Fuel your own engine. With stagnant universal influence, motivation and energy must come from within. Avoid all Indica strains of the sacred herb. Matching the calm of the cosmos with this chill bud could lead to your downfall stoner Taurus. The first 17 days of the period should be approached on a strict diet of Sativa greens. The calm cosmic winds provide more stable ground to stand on. This is the perfect time to strike up a small business adventure, or focus on ways to shine and climb at work. Production must come from within, but it will lead to progress. Be forewarned stoner Taurus: The first half effort must be coupled with methodical contemplation and patient execution. No rushing, especially in potentially dramatic situations. Seek allies in your quest for productive progress. Assemble a team of canna-buddies, and take down those goals.

Second Half:
This will be the optimal time to focus on the personal sphere. After the full moon, the personal sphere will become dynamic with swirling winds of change. Chill stoner Taurus, both single and partnered bulls will be able to ride these dynamic winds to positive outcomes. The stagnant universal influence will continue, but personal evaluation will come from the clear skies. Now the Indica species of the sacred herb will assist you. Sink into yourself and soar high above the terrestrial plain. Seek a high minded perspective to maneuver within the chaotic messages.

Channel your inner positive self stoner Taurus. The bowl is half full.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Sagittarius the final Spring month will bring an all encompassing shower of positive cosmic support. Dude, pretty cool right? Your mission will be to puff puff pass this shower of positivity to your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

The universe works in strange ways. Often there will be no road signs marking the path to positivity. In May, as long as you are following your own plotted path, cosmic support should light the way. However, be forewarned stoner Sagittarius: Do not attempt to predict or force this universal blessing. Remain confident in self, and simply continue down your chosen path.

The universe is also doubling down with this rain of positivity. Kinda like topping that flower bowl with a nice keif dusting. Additional cosmic support may come from cannabis companions and smoke circle canna-buddies. Yup, mingling among the hive will bring a honey pot of positivity. I sure hope your chosen path in May includes adventures with your bud loving buddies.

At work it is advised you strive to be the best. Creativity will not be required, but hard work and task mastery will see you through to progress in the work sphere. Grind hard at work so you can grind it up at home.

Stoner Sagittarius’ in a relationship may float on, everything will be alright! The single stoner Sag can expect an active period of flirtatious dating. Long term companionship may not be in the stars, but that doesn’t mean flirting can’t be fun. Get out stoner Sag, and enjoy your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Seek fun adventure with no relationship pressure.

Within the familial dynamic, be proactive with obstacles that arise. Do not put off grievances or difficult situations. A simple misunderstanding can fester into a dramatic problem if ignored. Familial problems can often disappear into a smoke cloud of a shared bowl. If the family member does not partake in the sacred herb, sometimes a solo session before confrontation can take the edge of defensive ego away. Remember stoner Sagittarius, communication and understanding is a two way dynamic. Outward messaging must also be accompanied by inward receiving.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Scorpio as April showers subside, you can expect May flowers to bloom in full force. Bright solar rays of energy and encouragement will lead to an abundance of opportunities and new prospects. It could be cliche to say, but the sky’s the limit! The reality is this: Your choice to pursue such endeavors will be a determining factor in how high your successes reach. While the season is ripe for big bong rips, and roaming the terrestrial plain to your favorite smoke spots, there will be times you need to pass on the puff puff. You will be able to enjoy the best of both worlds, as long as you are able to know when to hold ‘em, and know when to roll ‘em.

The workplace should be your main focus when it comes to grinding hard. Just like in the personal sphere, your positive emanations will bring certain opportunity for career advancement. Keep a keen eye to tasks at hand stoner Scorpio. Pay attention and keep open ears to the input of coworkers. Collective efforts and persistence is sure to pay off. Whether or not your corporate cohorts are cannabis friendly, all who invest their time and efforts are sure to equally enjoy the plentiful harvest of a hard day’s work.

Get up and get out into the world stoner Scorpio! Float on and fly high among your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Expanding your areas of exploration is sure to result in smoke circle expansion. These new canna-buddies will blend more minds to ponder the big picture, and they are certain to lead to more opportunities flexing your entrepreneurial muscles. Don’t be shy stoner Scorpio! People are sure to see your bright solar aura surrounding you, and they will be unable to resist discovering what you are all about.

All possibilities will be brought together in May. The enthusiasm you bring to each individual situation will light the way. It is likely that newfound cannabis companions could spark inspiration for a new, and lucrative side-hustle. Just remember, sharing is caring: Positive culminations from newfound cannabis-companions will come from mutual progress, not selfish gain.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Pisces you are compassionate, artistic, and gentle. You have wisdom to share with all of those who are fortunate to intersect your path. While ‘gentle’ may not be an attribute traditionally associated with those of a leader, this will be precisely the roll you will inhabit this month. An unusual planetary alignment will coax leadership skills out of the stoner Pisces. This May, you will hit the ground running, and still be able to run the grounds hitting your favorite greens. It is advised, however, to have a specific plan before you leap into action. Trust your intuition. The cosmos has your back! With the help of the calming cannabinoid confidant, you can turn fear into fierceness, and anxiety into action.

In the workplace it is certainly okay to be a bud-loving buddy, a friend of the sacred herb. But, ultimately belief in oneself will be the key to progress during the month of May. There is no new magic wand you will wield. Rather, prompt attention and efficient movements will see you through to crossing the finish line tape of success. Regardless of whether or not you are the de-facto leader of projects, know that your input will be heard and appreciated by all of your peers in the workplace. During tense moments, or when the group is up against a deadline, will be the time when the stoner Pisces will shine the brightest. You have no need to pretend to be a know-it-all, but your know-how will be an indispensable contribution to the group. Be sure to let the greens blaze freely at home. Let your inner light burn brightly in the professional setting. You will accomplish it all stoner Pisces.

There is a cosmic kick to this unusual period. With a newly exhibited confidence, and a new way of looking at opportunities, problems, and obstacles, this period is perfect for habitual discovery. Break out of old patterns! The universe supports you! Travel down paths usually avoided or ignored. Self reliance and tenacity is a must! Puff, puff, pass the good vibes stoner Pisces. These new paths will lead to magical and meaningful manifestations with your fellow terrestrial travelers. Whether you are sharing a freshly ground bowl of the green Earth’s finest, or sharing in the trials of life, the universe, and everything, your good will and kind heart is sure to ripple into the farthest reaches of the galaxies.

Libra Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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The final Spring month will be a bright and active period for the stoner Libra. To take advantage of the positive planetary positioning, the stoner Libra must maintain confidence in themselves. Not necessarily confidence in one’s self, but confidence in direction as well. It is the direct direction of the stoner Libra that will be most important during the final Spring month. Equivocation of resolve, or meandering off the chosen path could lead to the downfall of this positive period.

Early in the month, this direction must be contemplated with the sacred herb. Find a solitary space without distraction to medicate and meditate on your life path direction, and the level of confidence in it. This smoke session with the sacred herb may very well give you the exercise needed to proceed down your chosen path with vigor.

This heady contemplation could prove stressful. There are a few strains that could limit the anxiety of your lofty mission this month:
– Granddaddy Purple (Indica)
– Jack Herer (Sativa)
– Girl Scout Cookies (Hybrid)
A carefully selected strain of the sacred herb could be the perfect guiding light for your life path in May. With a positive path laid out, simple pot holes and bumps in the road will be easily navigated.

Familial mediation will be required from the stoner Libra this period. Cannabis companions will need your balanced assessment, and opinion, to sort out a problem of their own. However, be forewarned stoner Libra: Impartiality must be maintained. To truly assist multiple parties you are fond of, no sides can be taken or lobbied for. Simply help them find their own path to reconciliation. Perhaps a shared bowl among loved ones could be the bridge over their problematic gap.

The full moon of the 18th marks a clear line of activity. Positive dynamism is to be expected after the Full Flower Moon. A wonderful catalyst to this positive period will be a focus on personal health. By this time the summer months will only be days away. It’s never too late to start working on that beach body and hiking cardio.

Leo Stoner Horoscope May2019

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The stoner Leo will keep those fires blazing in the final Spring month, as positive energy and good fortune continue to rain down as cosmic blessings from the universe. While May is likely to bring a few last minute showers, your energy and perseverance will bring the heat needed to keep the inner light burning bright. Whether you prefer a well balanced blunt, or a freshly packed bowl, keep the greens fresh with an optimistic outlook. Equilibrium is always a noble goal. You are sure to find your inner zen as long as you keep your eyes on that peaceful prize, and you keep your aspirations high.

Take time early in the month to organize your tasks and prepare a plan of attack. Frequent meditative smoke sessions in the first few days of the month will result in a fruitful fortitude you will carry with you throughout the summer season. Just be mindful of where and how you direct your fiery gaze.

Be forewarned stoner Leo: Meandering around putting out fires as they pop up, could lead you off the positive path in May. A well established task list will assist in maximizing productive output. Smoke for satisfaction and sound mind; stretch the imagination for achievement. You may even surprise yourself with what you can get done by maintaining an organized platform.

The final spring month will produce a bountiful harvest of warm embraces. This will apply equally to bud-loving buddies, and your closest cannabis companion. Use the warming days to stoke the flames of friendship and goodwill among your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts. Use the warming nights to embrace your current, or potential, partner-in-chronic to fan the embers of cosmic companionship. Single and partnered stoner Leos will both benefit as long as their intentions remain stoney and steadfast.

The days are growing longer stoner Leo. Do not pass up that last minute smoke filled adventure; however trivial it may seem. May 18th is the flower full moon. The period around this full moon will be particularly dynamic. Remember, it is never too late to plant the seeds of prosperity. Just like the canvas of colorful flora that will bloom during this month, the efforts you put in today will result in the long lasting growth of tomorrow.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Gemini the final Spring month may feel like running in sand toward goals in the distant future. But fear not my stoner yin yang twin, there are plenty of tools and options to lead you down a progressive path in May. With the right sacred greens, and canna-buddies to share bowls with, you will have more than enough support on your terrestrial travels.

This slow and methodical cosmic support may seem like a period of great calm and contentment. Although this feeling will be quite welcome, and a pleasant experience, it comes with dangers. It will be very easy to float through May staring at the stars and enjoying the spring flowers. An indifferent attitude and relaxed nature will be easy to slip into, like a trance. However, this pleasant trance could lead to a future trap. Problems and obstacles pleasantly ignored today will become monstrous mountains of stress tomorrow.

All forward progress will come under power of your own engines stoner Gemini. Progressive action and advantage must be created and taken by you. The first inspired tool to swim through this stagnant cosmic malaise will be a strict diet of Sativa greens. The energetic species of the sacred herb could give you the extra boost to get the tasks of the day done. Avoid Indica for fear of time and dangers slipping past with ease. Answer the cosmic questions. Put out the small fires as they appear. Diligence to solve the issues that arise will assure the enjoyment of this serendipitous period.

Seek out activities with canna-buddies. These smoke circle activities may seem frivolous in your quest for a progressive path, but the mere act of joining your cannabis crew for fun festivities will illuminate solutions on your journey. Get out, or stay in! No matter the time or place, make sure your life in May is filled with cannabis companions and family alike.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Capricorn get up and get moving! In the last Spring month you must provide the momentum toward progress, the planets won’t help. But all is not lost. With the right ingredients of the sacred herb and a positive plan, the month of May will be a delight for all the senses.

In some ways May will be a choose-your-own-adventure story, waiting for you to write it. Take a trip with the sacred herb if you need inspiration on the chapters ahead of you. The number one rule for May: Stay active! To assist in your active endeavors, limit your cannabis diet to Sativa strains only. This herbal assistant will help keep the energy high and motivation strong.

This active lifestyle comes with tremendously rewarding byproducts. Toke time to look inward during your travels with Mary Jane. Your destined path is right in front of you. The most important byproduct of increased activity is the health benefits, both mental and physical. The current planetary alignment will not nudge stoner Capricorns toward an active and energetic lifestyle. However, Capricorns will see universal support once they become active. If you sit back and chill, you will lose opportunity.

Create your own momentum stoner Capricorn! Are you stuck in the gears of the economic grind? May is the perfect month to take a chance on change. Only you know your circumstance, but it may be time to come to grips with your fear and desire. Toke time for a solo smoke session with a piece of paper and a pen. What do you want? What bothers you about your current situation? A simple writing exercise could lead to that breakthrough that starts you down that passionate path to freedom. In the end, it very well could be a new direction or effort in your current field that could make all the difference. You can’t find out until you consult with the sacred herb and your inner self.

The full moon of the 18th marks an important transition for the stoner Capricorn. If you were able to motivate yourself in the first half of the month, then a peaceful positive period will ensue. Now a hybrid strain, or even dabbling with Indica will be possible in the final stage of May. Crucial family issues will come to bare during this phase. As long as you keep your cool, all issues will be solved without harm. Chill buds between cannabis companions is always a decent way to freeze out a tense mood.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Cancer cosmic rays of energy will shine down on your sign in the final Spring month. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades. This bright solar impact will provide loads of energy, but it could also burn if you don’t apply the right protection. Fear not my lovely stoner crab, I have the right tools to keep you flying high in May.

The beginning of the month will be crucial. Early in the month toke time for a solo meditative smoke session focused on confidence and direction. Center yourself before embarking on your terrestrial travels in May. The strain or species of the sacred herb does not matter. The energetic influence of the universe will not matter if you are not firm about your internal confidence and progressive direction.

Buzzing energy will draw bees to the hive, and you will be the honey. Watch out! Common sense and a little restraint may be required to make it through May unscathed. First, my lovely single stoner Cancers: Don’t over do it! Sprinkle in a measure of responsible consideration before buzzing about pollinating all the flowers. Second, my strong partnered stoner Cancer: Focus solely on your cannabis companion. If you go play to close to the sun, your domestic shelter may not be there next time it rains. Remain grounded, but enjoy fluttering your flirtatious wings. Keep smoke sessions light to keep your head from getting lost in the clouds, but impactful to maintain your internal grounding.

This connection to your internal self will be crucial to success in May. The strong flow of energy will be great for work and activities, but cannabis companions may be in a different planetary alignment. Short sighted impulse can hurt the stoner Cancer in May, and cause problems with canna-buddies who may not understand the frenetic energy of the period. Smoke on it stoner Cancer. New information in May must be verified before action results. Act with full throated desire once accurate information is obtained.

Avoid burnout stoner Cancer! After the full moon of the 18th, the energetic action of May will kick into another gear. Lean on cannabis companions and canna-buddies when the dynamism and chaos reach red line levels. Brief smoke sessions with a balanced hybrid strain could help see you through the dynamic end of Spring.

In the end many lessons will be learned, and an epiphany of self discovery is probable. You got this stoner Cancer.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Aquarius the final Spring month is upon us. This means more sun, and more hours to get things done. You will have no problem filling up your calendar with adventure and tasks. But if you feel like the to-do list is too much to handle, please remember this mantra for May: Stay calm, and smoke on. Be confident, you will be in no short supply of grit and energy to get the job done. In fact, you will likely be working on more than one task at a time. While there are circumstances when it is better to tackle obstacles one after the other, May is the period for setting high goals, and putting forth maximum grind. Multitasking will be crucial in order to unleash your greatest potential.

While you are unleashing your mind and body conquering conflicts, and creating lasting results, do not neglect the spirit stoner Aquarius. In between spurts of success, take time to pause, pack a bowl, and ponder the future change you would like to see. Contemplative meditation with the sacred herb will be a must during this arduous journey. Exercising the brain and refueling the soul will be crucial to help envision the magic you wish to manifest. Keep the sacred stash jar loaded, and your closest partners-in-chronic on speedial. Working hard will be the secret sauce in this month’s recipe for success, but you will not get much accomplished if you are weary and worn down.

When it comes to the work sphere, any and all positive changes will be possible. Toke time to contemplate the change you would like to see by invoking the help of herbal inspirations. Remain focused on desired outcomes. Like the other aspects of your life, the universe, and everything, work will be one wild and rewarding ride. Keep the momentum flowin’ and those bowls a glowin’ stoner Aquarius.

Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: Do not use a sledgehammer when a gentle nudge is all that is needed. Brute force will not work in May. Remain fluid, and use your adaptive skills to work your way through tenuous circumstances. While strength can be an asset, skillful direction of perspective and perseverance will produce stronger results. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, every investment will blossom, and will be a part of the perennial process of progress.

Aries Stoner Horoscope May 2019

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Stoner Aries it’s always a fine idea to puff, puff, pass. But, if you’re honest with yourself, you may have been passing on necessary tasks a little too much lately. Now the pressure is building from across the circle to accomplish the polite pass. Obstacles and problems put off in past periods will come to a head in May. While is safe to say your current situation is self-inflicted, don’t beat yourself up too much. Now you must be more selective when it comes to whether a particular circumstance suggests you light one up and mellow out, or requires you to put down the pipe and get down to the grind. It would be too much to say the month will be marred by confrontation, instead you should expect your calendar to be filled with conflict resolution.

This month the level of your achievements will be straight fire as you catch up for past transgressions, and burn through those lingering obstacles. Amidst all the movement, remember to keep your chill stoner Aries. Some obstacles will be leaped over with a single bound, others may require additional elbow grease, and more imaginative problem solving. No matter the amount of effort, or size of the obstacle, May will be the month to advance past these pesky problems; and plant the seeds for future progress. This is a great period to work with a new coalition of cannabis collaborators. Rely upon your fellow gardeners of the earth, and work to grow something long lasting and beautiful.

Regardless of external forces, considerable contemplation must be paid to the social sphere. Perhaps it’s time to take your relationship to the next level. This may mean many things:
– An acquaintance becomes a friend.
– A friend becomes a confidant.
– A romantic interest becomes your one and only cannabis companion.
Be gentle and be deliberate. Do not rush or force growth where it does not occur organically. Look inward stoner Aries! Invoke the intuitive third eye through meditations with the sacred herb. Trust that with proper contemplation and herbal consultation, you will realize what path you must travel. Be confident in the final destination stoner Aries! You may very well come to the conclusion to say ‘Let’s do this.’ It is also possible you decide to part ways with that special sensimilla someone. Handle the business you need to handle, and you will have more time to wander towards what it is you want.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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For the stoner Virgos that felt last month’s challenges with intensity, you’ll be pleased to know that Mercury’s current alignment will minimize both the positive and negative aspects of April. You could say the cosmic house is empty, so this would be the perfect time to throw on your favorite dancing skivvies and let loose. Spark one up, and get your sock slide going. In April it will be crucial to get up, dust yourself off, and try again stoner Virgo!

Persistence within your endeavors will significantly boost chances of success. Just because one facet doesn’t work out does not mean all is lost. Perception is over half the battle. Seek creative solutions and paths, both in work and in love. In the wise words of Mick Jagger, “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.” Don’t be afraid to think outside the box my virtuous Virgo! An unorthodox approach might be exactly what you need to keep rolling this month. Meditation with the sacred herb will assist in finding the direction you seek. When you’ve smoked it over, choose a direction or path, and stick to it.

Stoner Virgos that see what they want, and aren’t hesitant to take the steps necessary to get it, will find that these steps become updrafts filling their wings for flight. Task mastery will be high in April. Take on projects that have short term results, and thus get you into your groove quicker! This active month will bare the most fruit during or adjacent to this period.

For those Virgo’s out there who feel stuck in the corporate grind, consider kick starting that side hustle you’ve been thinking about. Not only will this allow you to do something you enjoy, but could eventually be the key to financial freedom! Perhaps your stoney sock sliding adventures will lead to a canna-business inspiration.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Stoner Taurus all five senses will be lit up in April as the likelihood of commingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts is high. Single, engaged, married Taurus’s, it does not matter. Your aura and energy will be well placed among your cannabis crew. Although you may be flying high in your cannabis fueled space suit, all the pleasures on the terrestrial plane will be available.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Behave and act with true and honest intentions. Be guarded so as not to be taken advantage of, and even monitor your own actions, so as not to take advantage of others. Pleasure at the expense of others will surely lead to a spiral of cosmic negativity. Puff puff pass on the judgement and manipulation stoner Taurus. Options and opportunities for enjoyment will be plentiful without forcing the issue. Allow the sacred herb to connect you with your inner self. Internal guidance will send you on the right path.

The work sphere can’t be put on cruise control, but the personal sphere will take most of your energy and focus in April. Mind your requisites stoner Taurus, and work will take care of itself. While the current work life may be straightforward without deviation, universal influences support a bold new idea to supplement your income. Perhaps this is the month to kick start that side hustle you’ve been researching. Much like smoking a joint, executing an ambitious idea starts with a spark and finishes with a satisfying exhale. Idea, follow through, completion, and now you are smokin!

With all the socializing expected in April, take time for self before and near the full moon of the 19th. A solo deep dive with the sacred herb in your favorite comfy smoke spot is the perfect recipe to rest and recuperate. Once you have recharged your internal batteries, you can get back to mingling with fellow terrestrial astronauts.

Scorpio Stoner April 2019 Horoscope

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Stoner Scorpio you are certain to find a rhythm early in April. You will be able to dance to this tune through the rest of your sunny summer days. So settle in, and embrace your new found groove. Others will notice your stony swagger, and you can anticipate attracting the attention of almost all those you encounter. Cosmic influences support mingling with the prospect and promise of new relationships. These new connections will not necessarily be romantic in nature, but the season holds almost infinite potential. While the trees grow greener in the second Spring month, stoner Scorpios can look forward to enjoying greener trees with new friends and faces.

Spring is a time of perpetual transformation and change. Just like the blossoming flowers, stoner Scorpios must remain flexible in order to grow. Don’t get stuck in one mode of thinking, or being. When at first things feel uncomfortable, adaptability will be the key to success in April. Also, you do not have to brave the great unknown alone. Your smoke circle is certain to expand during this time, which means you will have even more cannabis companions who will be down to blaze new trails, and share fresh bowls with you. Together you can toke new strains and explore new landscapes, both spiritually, and within the greater world around you.

In order to capitalize on your current potential, you will need to practice the following steps:

1. Research: Do not move forward blindly or with only partial information at hand.
2. Be Ready: Prepare yourself mentally and physically to see it through to the end.
3. Act: Be confident in your abilities, and you are certain to manifest a successful outcome.

Stoner Scorpio as long as you make a plan, you will walk a path of positive productivity. As with all things the plan and the situation depend on you and your circumstance. Slow your roll, and set aside specific time for meditative smoke sessions.

Regarding matters of the heart, single stoner Scorpios may find themselves distracted by the prospect of potential suitors. This pleasant problem may make it difficult to focus on work. Don’t dismay. This simply means you will have to do your best to grind hard when you’re on the clock, and play even harder when you are free to mingle. Don’t fret, there will be many marijuana moments this month. The sacred herb will help those looking for their bosom bud-loving buddy. Bonds will certainly grow between the longstanding cannabis companions who share a bowl for two.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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The second month of Spring will be an active and bright period for the stoner Sagittarius. However, don’t be blinded by the positive light; dangerous moments or obstacles will certainly require engagement. A contemplative stoner Sagittarius will break through negative dangers to positive paths. Put on your stoner thinking cap Sag. Ignorance will truly be the only obstacle in your way this period.

Rule for April: Toke about it before reacting. Puff puff pass on the urge to solve problems expediently. The best decisions in April will be well formed. Time can be a great tool for solving important issues. Sometimes creative solutions are written in smoke clouds.

Use your wise cannabis connoisseurs for help where needed. Sometimes sage advice, or a story of a similar experience, will be the exact research to help you through a difficult decision. Sometimes life is more complicated than which strain to smoke stoner Sagittarius.

Last month you were advised to take stock in your resources. Crucial moments in April may arise where an asset in your inventory could take your progress to the next level. The universe is transitioning you from a period of collection to a period of utilization.

In the work sphere your active participation will increase the likelihood of success. Take advantage of opportunities to participate in work activities, groups, or meetings. Often the key to advancement at work lies within yourself. A great formula for success at work: Effort + Participation = Advancement. Toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session focused on active participation. Be your own steward and activator of your own success and promotion.

After the full moon of the 19th, toke time for self. Curl up with a dank Indica strain and melt into your favorite spot. Self reflection and relaxation will assist the stoner Sagittarius to finish the month with enthusiasm. There may also be important discoveries that lie under the surface that only a deep dive into one’s self can flush out. Perhaps you’ve neglected an important cannabis companion or family member. It’s not too late to act my ambitious stoner Sag.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Do you feel that stoner Pisces? That’s the Spring sun shining rays of positivity down on you in April. However, care and attention must be given to all aspects of life to reap the rewards of this cosmic blessing. Keep your eyes on the road for shifting driving conditions! Unexpected obstacles are sure to pop up during April. Often I may give advice on strains or meditative themes to start the month off right. The second Spring month of 2019 should start with a sober outlook stoner Pisces. Call it a tolerance break if you like. Up until the full moon of the 19th, life will be best viewed with clear eyes.

Why? Changes or even surprises will be likely in the beginning stages of April. Do not fret my beautiful fishy friend. These changes or surprises will likely be of a positive nature. However, you will need your eyes on the road instead of lifting your head in the clouds. These changes or surprises can come in both the personal and work spheres. But with clear eyes and true intentions you will be more than capable of tackling all that you encounter. With confidence and sober driving, you will progress down the path of positive progression.

You can do it stoner Pisces. The sacred herb was there for you yesterday, and will be there for you tomorrow. Once the full moon of the 19th has passed, all kushy relations with your favorite papers, pipe, or pen may commence once again. The final third of the month should bring great rewards for the careful stewardship you completed in the 19 days. Share the bud and the positivity with your smoke circle. Your positive vibes will be contagious, and affect all of your bud loving buddies. By the end of the month you will be basking in the glow of the warm cosmic vibes.

Leo Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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The sun will bring strong cosmic warmth and positivity to stoner Leos in April. But most importantly energy! The position of the sun this month will shed light on bountiful energy and opportunity. The increased energy from the sun will shine brightest in the work sphere. Whether you are a corporate warrior stuck in the economic grind or an entrepreneurial boss, this is the time to push ahead with increased vigor. Increased attention and output at work will lead to increased opportunity.

At work you may be like a Tasmanian Devil sweeping up work and opportunity with tornado-like power, but in the personal sphere you need to chill stoner Leo. Grind all day, puff puff pass on the stress at night. Toke time with the sacred herb to leave the work stress behind. Your cannabis companions can’t understand all the inner workings of your busy business life, but they still need you. And you need them. Keep your portable stash box loaded. A shared bowl between partners in chronic will be a healing elixir for the entire smoke circle.

You are the King of the Jungle stoner Leo. Socializing among your pride is necessary to keep everyone connected. While you are relaxing with the canna-crew after terrorizing the work sphere, lead those around you in conversation. This may seem simple, but the second Spring month will bring important insight that can only come from contemplative shared reflection.

While you are grinding it up with cannabis companions, be sure to remain true to your moral code. Be forewarned stoner Leo: There can be no double dealing. Act and speak with honesty and integrity. This is sure to be a dynamic period. Don’t muck it up with petty slights. After the full moon of the 19th, a positive cosmic rain will drench your personal sphere. But this wet heat wave will only occur if the stoner Leo stays true to their inner ideals. Cosmic support will come easy in that way stoner Leo. Upbeat energy with integrity is your thing!

Libra Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Stoner Libra although April is likely to bring heavy rain, one thing you can expect for sure, is a downpour of positivity. Just like the humidity, your energy and confidence will be high. While others are searching for their umbrellas, you will be unpacking your rain boots, and getting ready to make a splash. Just like every successful garden requires the collaboration of the sun and the water to flourish, the success of each stoner Libra will be the result of multiple forces working in concert. Trust in, but do not rely exclusively on those in your smoke circle for support. While they may guide you in the right direction, remember you are ultimately responsible for your final destination.

Now is the time to work toward reaching a higher level stoner Libra. Especially in the workplace. Whether you are seeking that promotion at work, or your entrepreneurial eyes have a new goals in mind, the current planetary alignment will support even the grandest of your aspirations. As long as you are able to stay on your grind, and put in the effort necessary, you are certain to elevate your situation. While the sky will be the limit this month, it will be up to you to keep yourself grounded. Whether it is a solo smoke session, or time spent rolling one up with canna-buddies, remember to stay true to your roots. Sometimes the best way to clear the air is by creating a little smoke.

Stoner Libra growth and progress does not happen without important decisions. Use the input of those around you for business decisions, giving additional weight to your most special partners-in-chronic. Make the most important decisions together. While you will encounter many who are ready to burn one down when the times are good; keep close those who are always ready to roll. These are the peeps who will be there even when the stash runs out.

Single stoner Libras can expect the greatest showering of blessings! Be assured the rains of positivity will affect the area of love the most. But, regardless of your relationship status, others will notice a special skip in your step. Just remember love is not a buffet. If there is a delightful, stoney snack you prefer over another, then stick with it. Do not fill your plate for the simple sake of variety.

Gemini Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Spring is upon us stoner Gemini. This means we are entering into a period where you will have plenty of time to roll one up, burn one down, and just chill out! April cosmic influences will usher in an era of contentment for the stoner Gemini. Investment early in the month to align the chakras and awaken the third eye will have immeasurable benefits lasting through the rest of the month. So find your zen, and you will have positive momentum as we move towards the long days of summer.

For your herbal inspiration this month, you should seek out a sweet and succulent hybrid strain of the sacred herb. The Sativa influences will keep you motivated and moving in a positive direction, while the mellowing properties of the Indicas will keep you grounded and focused on keeping your spirits lifted. Finding the right cannabis strain can mean the difference between chaotic thought and cerebral clarity. Targeted selection of the right strain helps you reach your highest potential.

With regards to both work and personal relationships, you will have two crucial directives:
1. Do not be forced into action by others.
2. Keep your cool. Avoid angry or reactive outbursts.
You can’t control what others do, stoner Gemini, only how you respond to their actions. If someone is intent on sending bad karma your way, do not react in kind. Remember it is better to respond with kindness. In other words, don’t let others’ bad vibes crush your groove!

Early in the month toke time to awaken your third eye. You will have better sight to notice more subtle changes. Pay attention to those closest to you. It is likely someone in your inner circle will be in need of your assistance around the time of the full moon. Whether you offer a willing ear to listen to their troubles, or simply share a bowl, your efforts will be appreciated.

Buckle up! Relationships will move to the next level in April. Don’t worry single Geminis, this doesn’t mean you will trip into marriage. All relationships can come under this positive cosmic influence. Longer days means you will have many opportunities for socializing and stoner-friendly smoke sessions. As a result, an acquaintance may become a better bud, or you strengthen a bond with a family member. And yes, you may even discover you are ready to turn a cannabis companion into your romantic partner in chronic.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Breathe easy stoner Capricorn, the second month of spring is sure to bring positive waves of cosmic support. In other words, you can do what you will, toke what you want, and accomplish all you set out to as long as you keep your herb to the grind. While spring flowers unfurl and the days grow longer, it will be up to you to choose your own adventures. It doesn’t matter if you are tokin’ by the lake, smokin’ by the ocean, or puffin’ your way on a mountain hike, get out there and explore the terrestrial plane! The planets have given you their blessings, so do not waste those precious hours being idle.

Be forewarned stoner Capricorn: Your travels in April will bring you to many crossroads. Choices will flood both the business and personal spheres. And choices must be made! Complacency or turning a blind eye to developments and dilemmas could potentially transform bright positivity into darker negative circumstances. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can help you avoid such setbacks. It will be beneficial for you to take a break with the bong or make a ganja-filled getaway. Not to run away from problems. They will still be there upon your return. The cannabis inspired adventures will give the mind the time and space needed to view issues from a ten thousand foot vantage point.

Remember, these decisions are yours, and yours to make alone. Other stoner star signs surrounding you may be experiencing different phases of their life. Be confident in your choices. Those around you may not have the means, or time to invest, into seeking out solutions at the moment. You will. So get your own gardening done early in the month, as those around you are likely to turn to you for assistance tilling their own fields. You cannot make their decisions for them, but you can always be a friend with weed, indeed.

Whether at home or in the workplace, listen carefully and pay attention to details. Stoner Capricorn open your third eye to all information presented to you. Vigilance in your information gathering will assist you in your quest for positive and progressive decisions. But, remain mindful: All the positive influences from the cosmos do not safeguard you from the outcomes of risky behavior. Just because you want something to be so, doesn’t mean it will manifest exactly how you imagine. Stay on the grind, and keep your mind focused on higher aspirations. As long as your intentions are always high minded, the results you achieve shall be also.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Stoner Cancer celestial bodies have aligned in the second Spring month to assist you in terrestrial harmony with the space and consciousness around you. Like whoa dude, I know. A stonerfied version of this phrase would be, your actions will have a higher likelihood of success in April. So breathe deep with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Seek the positivity the universe is shining down on you. Find the blessings of your cosmic position with a deep medicated meditative smoke session.

I have the perfect meditation tool for you this month stoner Cancer. 432 hertz is the harmonic healing frequency. Utilize this magic frequency with your herbal inspired meditation. Use this frequency as a tuning fork to connect with your inner voice and desire.

Alas stoner Cancer, April isn’t about meditating your way to a high consciousness! It’s about testing your desires and ideas in real world action. Use the sacred herb as a surgical tool. Utilize a deep Indica strain for solo harmonious meditative dives to connect your inner being with positive cosmic vibrations. Contrast this meditative herbal inspiration by utilizing a rich Sativa strain for real world terrestrial action.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, this harmonious period will be wasted without action. For every stoner Cancer the plan and action will be different, but the rewards from the cosmos the same. Celestial alignment supports harmony between internal desires and physical manifestation. These words are true in your personal and work spheres. The action may be different for each stoner Cancer, but the first step is a shared experience. The blessings of the universe are reaching out, but you must first seek harmony with the celestial bodies before moving forward with your terrestrial adventures.

The full moon of the 19th will mark a transition from heavy work to a brighter social period. Once the full moon passes, all the hard work and energy applied will seem like an investment in contentment. Seek balance in the final 10 days of the month with a low THC, high CBD hybrid strain. This change-up with the sacred herb will help transition periods and avoid hard charging burnout after intense deep focus and hyperactivity. Nobody likes a burnout stoner Cancer. Toke time for personal care before the end of the month.

Aries Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Stoner Aries the obstacles of last month have been demolished, and the rain has washed the debris away. The clouds have cleared to a brilliant display as the sun peaks. This all warming your life with a soothing cosmic influence in the second month of Spring. Deep contemplation of terrestrial concerns are in the past. Now you may feel a strange sensation, a deep internal pull to take to the sky. All paths are clear for takeoff. April is a time to live for the now, embrace the present, and toke time to appreciate the blessings of life.

April will be a very personal month for the stoner Aries. In this time you could be likened to a larva that emerges from their cocoon as a beautiful butterfly. Now is the time for this beautiful transformation. Through this process, one big deep meditative dive with the sacred herb won’t do it. Instead, toke time for several solo journeys with the sacred herb throughout the month. Seek depth and solace on your personal journey. Contemplate how you fit among your fellow terrestrial astronauts in this puzzle that is life. Answers and understanding will be found if you toke to the time to allow your inner self to speak and guide you.

Ah stoner Aries, unfortunately April cannot only be deep sea diving with your soul. The work of the day must be done. Cosmic influences have blessed you with a straight forward path in the work sphere. Be diligent, take care of the to-do list, and no harm or drama should come from your work sphere.

If you are ready to emerge from your cocoon, April could very well be a great period of transformation. This will be the time you look back on as a seminal moment of self discovery and personal progress. A deeper dive into the inner you could lead to a higher progression in the physical world. Examination of yourself could not only lead to inner understanding, but also contentment with those around you, and thus peace.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope April 2019

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Stoner Aquarius transformation will be the consistent theme for April, just like the changing of the seasons. These movements will be noticeable to those around you, but growth will be primarily internal. Cosmic influences will remain minimal throughout the month. This does not mean you should float about aimlessly, quite the opposite is true. Since the stars do not have a path already charted, you will be the captain of your own vessel, and ultimately responsible for your final destination. So stoner Aquarius, chart a course, have a backup plan just in case, and set sails on your merry way. Since you are not on any particular timeline, you are invited to take the scenic route. Grab the snack pack, your favorite travel tokin’ piece, and take as many smoke breaks as you want. Whether you spend time getting hazy at your favorite smoke spot, or discover new lands to take herbal vacations, in April everywhere will feel like home. All this positive power will come as long as you are willing to adapt to new surroundings.

Remember stoner Aquarius, old endeavors can always lead to new beginnings. April represents a shift in cosmic phases. Problems or failed investments from the past will give way to new challenges and lucrative opportunities. Sometimes what we need most is not a change of scenery, but a shift in vantage point. It’s okay, and sometimes required, to hit the reset button. For you stoner Aquarius, this may mean retreating with a deep solo smoke session in order to meditate and get some ‘me time’. Or, you could seek a more social spiritual setting, and gather the cannabis crew to share the sacred herb. Whatever your approach, do not be afraid to invest the time needed to advance your story to the next chapter.

In matters close to home and the heart, be sure to solve conflicts efficiently. Don’t let issues fester or get out of control. It is easier to pull the weeds before they become unmanageable. Information is crucial in this sphere. As situations change, so might how you respond. Assess before you react in ways you might regret. Whether it’s an apology, renewed investment into better communication, or simply listening, don’t put it off. When in doubt smoke-it-out stoner Aquarius. If things get heated between you and your cannabis companion, harness the fire and burn a joint instead of burning bridges! In some situations take a break from the conflict, and try to find a little peace with your favorite piece. Once everyone is on the same level, you may have trouble remembering what the issue was to begin with.

Virgo Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Virgo the first spring month will bring a break in negative storm clouds brought by Mercury during 2019. The month should be positive and bright, but only for an attentive stoner Virgo. March will require a combination of already held talents, and newfound patience, to conquer important obstacles. Critical decisions must be assessed and contemplated, not tackled with instinct and brute force. Honest investigation must be made before trotting down chosen paths ahead.

Inhale, breathe in the sacred herb, and meditate on your strengths stoner Virgo. March will require a keen third eye to assess the actual and metaphorical landscape ahead. You are so good at trusting your intuition and gut instincts; but March will require more of you. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on patience and follow through. Your initial quick gut reaction could lead to your downfall. Look past the initial evidence. Rise high above the situation and seek alternative sources of information. Use your third eye to seek alternate perspectives.

The work and business sphere will be fairly straight forward this month. Tackling tasks is what you do right? However, be forewarned stoner Virgo: Solo attacks on problems won’t get the job done correctly. Seek consensus and group discussion from your amazing smoke circle surrounding you. Be sure to include your canna-crew in the process of obstacle resolution, and in your own personal conflicts. Smoke them out, and talk it out. Wonderfully creative solutions are sure to develop from a shared experience with the sacred herb.

The overall theme of the month certainly includes your personal sphere. Patience, follow through, and deeper thought will be required to receive the most from this dynamic and positive month. Toke time for self with the sacred herb when a personal puzzle becomes too complex. The answers and appropriate direction is there to be discovered with a little extra contemplation with our green goddess of understanding.

Taurus Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Taurus before you share the love, you must first turn your focus inward. Early in the month, give the necessary attention to align the Chakras, and awaken the third eye. This initial spiritual investment will have significant returns lasting throughout the remainder of the month. A crucial factor for the success this period will be confidence. Steer clear of sacred herbal strains that may assist paranoia. These will only perpetuate self doubt, and needless second guessing. Remember, regardless of how bumpy the ride gets, you got this stoner Taurus. Day to day situations and obstacles will be overcome with simple attentive stewardship. Stay on the grind, and when the going gets tough – light one up. Spring is a time to spark up your flower, and stop to smell the roses. Before you know it, summer will be upon us, and you’ll soon be burning bowls with your best buds at your favorite smoke spots!

Stay alert stoner Taurus! New smoke buddies and cannabis companions are highly likely in March. The first month of spring will provide sprouts that will soon become budding relationships. But, do not rely on new smoke circle acquaintances with material concerns. You should always be open and honest, but also selective with whom you share your inner insights. Don’t rush the growth of a new sprout! In time, new buds might become some of your most trusted cannabis confidants. Sometimes it is just a matter of time, so stay steady on a slow burn.

Keep the lines of communications clear and open this month. Strength in your values will be crucial for important matters; but you must also allow new information to change your perspective. Take time for solo smoke sessions during the month. These solo efforts will help keep you grounded, and ready to pivot if needed. Core values are important to help our roots grow deep and strong, but there is also wisdom in knowing when it is time to uproot ourselves, and sow new seeds.

Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Avoid grand or risky endeavors on the terrestrial plane in March. Don’t rush! Hasty errors will lead to more time fixing issues. Again, with your third eye open to detail, all work related tasks will be accomplished successfully. This is even more true for the home-life. As long as you stay attentive to the task at hand, you will inspire those around you to reach greater highs.

Scorpio Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Scorpio fortunate positioning of celestial bodies predicts a positive first spring month. However, there is work to be done. Puff puff pass on generalizations. Not only is each stoner Scorpio unique, but each cosmic astronaut in their canna-crew is unique as well. March will bring positivity and opportunity, but the way to absorb and receive these benefits will depend solely on circumstance. Just chill, all guide posts will be revealed.

Inhale the sacred herb, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. Personal situations will be unique in March. Each one will require the right amount of attention and perspective. Perhaps a cannabis companion needs a gentle push to get them going in the right direction. But a family member may need a kind hug, and patience to produce the same result. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to open your third eye to a higher perspective. Each cannabis companion is unique, treat them as such.

The work sphere could be wrapped up in swirling winds of change in March. With cosmic support, this change will be positive. But great attention must be paid to the direction of these cosmic winds. Toke time with the sacred herb, and meditate on your internal desires. Getting in touch with your inner self will help navigate the changing landscape of your economic life. Self employed stoner Scorpios should be still, and assess opportunities as they come with a keen third eye on potential partnerships. Perhaps another person or entity offers the right tool to get the job done. Stoner Scorpios stuck in the economic grind should be more proactive, and seek a new position at work. New skill training or job swapping will reinforce your value to the system.

Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: Avoid heavy Indica strains that could place you in couch lock. The cosmic winds of change may come with a fortunate strength, but a negligent attitude could leave you outside the strong positive current.

Pisces Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Pisces the winds of change are coming. The cosmos will gift unexpected and out of your control change in March. It would be prudent to embark on a journey with the sacred herb early in the month. Use this meditative smoke session not only to release stress, but also to contemplate the self within. You must trust yourself during this period of time. Confidence and flexibility are essential to embrace the changes that are further on down the road.

You may not understand the rhyme or reason for this season of change, but with a positive and active approach, you can navigate these obscured paths. With a positive attitude and an honest effort, opaque clouds will clear to reveal positive progress. What may seem like a daunting challenge off in the distance could fill you with a sense of excitement the closer you get. The dark of night isn’t so scary when you look up and appreciate the dazzling display of the cosmos. And remember, no one said you had to climb those cliffs ahead when you were meant to fly. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for creative solutions.

The path may seem questionable at times. You may need to toke a moment with cannabis to gain a higher perspective. Settle yourself stoner Pisces, and clear any doubt. With a positive attitude and honest effort, the path may lead to an unexpected puzzle piece that fits in the larger plan of life! Like when you clean your stash drawer in prep to re-up, only to find unexpected nugs!

Mixing work and family should be avoided this month stoner Pisces. This can be accomplished with proper time management. If you’re trying to please both spheres at the same time, more than likely this will lead to failures in both. This isn’t to say that insight gained from one can’t be used to enhance the other, but multitasking between the spheres should be avoided. Go with your gut; trust your intuition to guide you smoothly ahead. Everything will be revealed by the end of the month. With carefully planned, positive, and active decision making, you’ll be singing in the rain with a skip in your step and a smile on your face.

Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Sagittarius the boisterous and shaky tribulations of last month are far behind you. The cosmic alignment for March supports positivity and progress. Early in the month, grab your favorite strain of the sacred herb, and toke a moment to appreciate the splendor of the universe. See our world high above the terrestrial plane and and celebrate your life, and role within it! Self love and self care are vital to keep your fire burning bright for the missions ahead! You are brilliant stoner Sagittarius, but not unless you see it.

Are you ready for progress this month stoner Sag? You better be because it’s happening! This period will be positively brimming with opportunity. Especially within your smoke circle and interacting with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. You aren’t the only star sign on a mission of progress. Remain active and vigilant in March. Look around! Your social sphere will be lit brighter than that magical marijuana bowl you are burning!

The first month of spring is a great time to take stock and inventory reserves. Planetary support will keep the mood bright among your canna-peers, but matters of finance cannot be pushed aside to future periods. Counteract any unease from unstable finances by taking an honest assessment of your current economic position. At the very least large purchases are just not in the cards right now.

Though what you may lack in financial backing, you can more than make up for with a creative and adventurous spirit stoner Sagittarius! Exploring our terrestrial plane with your canna-crew is typically of little to no cost. So grab your stash and gather your ganja crew for an expedition. Lead them into this wondrous world that’s all around us. Be bold stoner Sagittarius. Don’t fear independence! If you lead, others will follow you into greatness this March.

Libra Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Libra spring is upon us, and you are steady on your grind. While it is good to have a plan, you will get more accomplished by focusing on the tasks at hand. Someone once said, “The journey of a hundred blunts, begins with a single puff.” So puff puff away, and pay attention to what is immediately in front of you. Do not worry about what might lie down the road. In this case, tunnel vision can be a good thing. Short term task mastery will turn into lasting success, one win at a time.

Stoner Libra it is recommended you find a sweet Sativa, and stick with the same strain for the duration of the month. The uplifting qualities of the right Sativa will help to elevate your spirits, and inspire you to achieve at a higher level. It may take you a few days early in the month to find your groove, but rest assured you will find your stride, and maintain a healthy momentum through the remainder of the month.

At work and in business, be mindful of the details. The first spring month won’t be about planting seeds for the future, but instead cultivating current harvests, and finishing up existing projects. Check, and double check upon completing every task. You will have plenty of time to burn one down when you’re off-the-clock, so avoid smoking while you are in business mode. You want to have a clear mind when assessing the quality of your work so you do not have to reevaluate completed tasks.

While you cannot control external stimuli stoner Libra, you do have control over the vibes you emanate outward. During the month of March, it will be crucial for your personal well being that you take time for others. Whether it is time to toke or time to talk, there is a romantic partner or a family member who could benefit from your PMA: Positive Mental Attitude. It’s up to you to cultivate kindness. Sometimes they might need you to light one up, and share some kind bud. Other times, all you’ll have to do is listen, be patient, and simply be present. Regardless of how you commiserate with your cannabis companions, helping to uplift the spirits of others will be a sure path to internal happiness.

Leo Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Leo too much of a good thing can truly be a difficult proposition. March will shower you with options, choices, and opportunities. But this situation is not one where you can put a bucket out to collect the blessings for a future period. Instead the stoner Leo must step carefully and choose wisely during their travels. Avoid heavy smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Spending too much time in heady clouds could leave you stuck on the terrestrial plane. Think of cannabis in-line with the overabundance of choices you will face in March: Make strategic cannabis choices with solid information

This does not mean abstinence stoner Leo! Set aside solo time with the sacred herb. Possibly select an energetic and blissful Sativa strain to help you on your path. You will need your third eye wide open in the first spring month. With the abundance of opportunity, you must choose wisely. Assess each option, and seek understanding of the impact of the path laid out. Avoid stubbornness and confirmation bias stoner Leo. Assumptions of the past may need calibration based on new information. Keep an open mind and an open heart.

You have a great smoke circle stoner Leo. Be sure to keep the stash jar loaded. Help and consultation from your cannabis crew will assist you greatly in this frenetic period. Smoke them out, and allow them to help you out. The amazing power of a canna-crew will assist you greatly on various missions.

Take care of yourself during this busy time period. The dynamic month will require all of your energy and spirit. Perhaps a regiment of high CBD cannabis at night time will be the trick to unwind the busy mind, and assure a solid night sleep for the next day of busy task mastery. You got this stoner Leo. Up up and away you go!

Gemini Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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March may be one of the best periods of the year for the stoner Gemini. Mercury will take a smoke break from wrecking your flow. So light one up and get ready for the show.

This newfound cosmic support will directly affect your intuition and global perspective. Another way of saying it is your third eye will be wide open, and hopped up on celestial steroids. Toke time with the sacred herb. Medicated meditative smoke sessions in March will take you high above the terrestrial plane to see things from a broad perspective. This HIGHER perspective will help you achieve deeper understanding of the world, and fellow cosmic astronauts around you. All obstacles in March can be overcome with this deeper and broader understanding.

However, there is a caveat to this cosmic blessing: Don’t concentrate on the future! This period is about tackling one problem one step at a time. Stoner Gemini your amplified third eye will help you with current projects and challenges, not future achievements and obstacles. Stay grounded and present. If your third eye gaze wanders too far down the timeline of destiny, puff puff pass on the wonderment, and save yourself the anxiety.

Focus stoner Gemini. I already see you gazing into the future with a happy skip in your step. Even though the period is bright, work remains. Focus on self, now is the time to put the work in on self improvement missions. Before the full moon of the 20th, take a deep solo dive with the sacred herb. What do you want now! Perhaps this is the exact moment for new job prospects, or even the beginning of an entrepreneurial adventure. The universe has support for you stoner Gemini, but make sure to study your subject well. The best opportunity for success comes from a well informed terrestrial astronaut.

Capricorn Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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The planetary alignment will be in good favor for the stoner Capricorn this March. You can expect the cosmos to be supportive in most situations, but not necessarily impactful. The stars can light your path, but not have a particular path laid out; you are ultimately responsible for all final decisions. Thus, everything in the end is up to you, not fate. Because of this, confidence will be crucial for a smooth and successful month. To ensure proper Chakra alignment, weekly meditative smoke sessions are highly recommended. Toking time to breathe in the sacred herb will provide a safe setting to help overcome fears and insecurities, which can cause self doubt. Working out the negative vibrations on the front end, will pave the way for greater positive decision making throughout the month.

Stay steadfast stoner Capricorn; you have everything it takes to progress already inside of you. Execution will rely upon your ability to stay steady on the grind. Do you have a side hustle? Perhaps there is a business idea you’ve been hesitant to pursue? With the changing season upon you, now is the time to spring into action. Whether it is revisiting past endeavors, or time to turn a passion into a lucrative business prospect, March is a great period for a potential small business start-up. Even If you feel like your confidence is lacking, it is a good time to take a chance on what makes you tick, and what makes you toke.

Whether you are a single stoner Capricorn, or one of two peas in a stoney pod, romantic decisions and desires should be solidly contemplated. You can avoid unnecessary entanglements and confrontations by fully examining the threads which tie you and others together. Every connection is a seed planted that can potentially blossom into a budding relationship, whether it be romantic or platonic. Avoid getting entangled in needless conflicts by giving the appropriate care and nutrients needed to nurture healthy growth. Invest your efforts into pulling up the weeds stoner Capricorn, and you will have more energy to invest into a greener garden.

Cancer Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Cancer it is true: Even the greatest garden grows from the tiniest of seeds. However, the first month of spring won’t be about sowing new sprouts, but instead nurturing your existing greens. In order to know where you are headed, it is important to know where you come from. While you do not want to live in the past, getting in touch with your roots will be a crucial prerequisite to future growth. Close friends and family should be the focus of attention and efforts in March. While it can be nice meeting new people and making new canna-companions, stoner Cancers should keep their smoke circle limited to familiar faces in March.

Deep rooted stoner Cancers should feel more secure mingling among their fellow bud-loving bees in the terrestrial hive. You and your canna-crew are sure to create a buzz among the stoner community. You will see that your optimism and good vibes are contagious! Get out there! Mix it up, and pollinate positivity to the wider budding world around you!

Stoner Cancer when it comes to your work sphere, be diligent and be deliberate. It is best to take your time, and ensure accurate execution in all your tasks. This month you will be successful in your undertakings if you follow the three A’s: Assess, Address, and Act. Be sure to gather all relevant information so you can thoroughly assess what needs to be done. Only then will you be able to address each aspect of a project and properly prepare. Lastly, you must act! A plan is only as successful as its implementation. Move forward confidently in your ability to produce results stoner Cancer. Potential allies in the workplace and new cannabis companions should be approached in a similar fashion – with positive and clear intentions. While it can be exciting tokin’ out with new acquaintances, be sure to let the smoke clear before establishing lasting connections.

Remember stoner Cancer, not all self discoveries come from quiet contemplative thought. This month, instead of a deep meditative personal dive into one’s self, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek personal progression in your surroundings and the magical marijuana community. Socializing with the swarm will lead to elevated adventures, and a higher hive consciousness.

Aries Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Aries the first month of Spring will bring fresh challenges to your mental and physical space. Ah, but fear not my cannabis warrior, all fresh obstacles will clear new pathways to progress. Even when the weight of the world seems to bring unbearable pressure, keep in mind: There are no challenges you can’t overcome. Even the most ominous challenges lurking on the horizon can be successfully thwarted with confidence in self, and a plan of action.

Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb for a medicated meditative smoke session. The species or strain does not matter. Center your meditation on one thought: Resiliency.
All obstacles can be overcome with planning, confidence, and adaptability. When the universe puts a little rain in your personal forecast, realize you are not going to melt stoner Aries. Rain gear, a positive attitude, and flexibility will see you through the cosmic rain to sunnier days ahead.

March is not the time to seek helping hands. Your perspective and your path is yours alone. Keep your cannabis travel kit packed and loaded. Sometimes a solo sesh can help you see a new perspective, and a brighter outlook. March is a time to be clear with your intentions, actions, and decisions. But this must all be done with little reliance on others.

All of this may seem ominous. But with solid preparation and a rigid spirit, March may prove to be a very positive period for you stoner Aries. With confidence, adaptability, and kindness leading the way, who knows who may notice your noble efforts. Maybe a boss will gain new appreciation of your skills. Maybe you will impress a lover with your kind-hearted positive attitude. In the end, we all have obstacles to overcome, it’s how we approach and conquer these obstacles that matters.

Aquarius Stoner Horoscope March 2019

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Stoner Aquarius you will go through the month of March with pep in your step, and plenty of green in your pipe. So don’t worry, be happy. After all, what’s there to be down about? The birds are singing a song of love to announce the arrival of spring, and flowers are starting to bud. The cosmos will offer universal support in all matters of the heart. Not only in the romantic sense, but with friends and familial relationships as well. Your good vibes and attitude will be contagious. Your aura is sure to attract more positive minded canna-buddies, than negative naysayers. We cannot always stop the haters from hating, but you can choose who you include in your smoke circle. If you are selective with your strains, and who you decide to smoke them with, you will always be able to rise above the fray.

The work sphere will be all about collaboration this month. While you are ultimately responsible for the quality of your work, teaming up will mean more minds for troubleshooting the tough issues. This will allow you to break down big daunting tasks into smaller manageable assignments. Whether your peers at work are cannabis enthusiasts, or straight edge entrepreneurs, partnering up will open endless opportunities and help maximize creative energy. Now is the time to take a chance on ideas that may have previously sounded too far on the fringe. Those stoner Aquarius’ who are willing to explore the edges of creativity and implement unconventional strategies, will reach greater levels of success in March. Save the tokin’ for appropriate times stoner Aquarius. Not everyone is good with the ganja; so get a feel for collaborator’s comfort level before you invite them to spark one up.

Stoner Aquarius you have too much good will going to let the haters get you down. Stand up for yourself, and share your kindness with all those you encounter. And with those who are down to light one up, be generous with your sacred herb. Take time to soak in all the wonders of the world. March will include perfect moments of reflection to count your blessings. You don’t have to look for greener gardens stoner Aquarius; you are already surrounded by a thriving, lush environment. Be sure to toke time to smoke a bowl for the soul: Sometimes you need to look inward to better understand the outer world around you.

Aquarius February 2019

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Stoner Aquarius the universe will shine down calm soothing rays of influence upon you in February. As long as the work is done, there should be no large challenges or surprises this period. This is the perfect moment for self reflection and discovery. Toke deep upon the sacred herb, and let the positive cosmic rays wash over and through you. Seek trust that fate will draw you into your next triumph!

The stoner Aquarius will find that February’s calm winds strongly support investment into the self. The earlier this is done the better. Toke time for a deep medicated meditative dive with the sacred herb early in the month. Envision a positive plan for self actualization. Seek healing and growth mentally, physically, and emotionally. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dream big. But big smoky dreams are only half the battle, you’ve got to act within a well formed plan.

Integrity is of vital importance for the stoner Aquarius during this period. Even the most gentle streams turn muddy if you churn them. White lies could muddy the otherwise crystal clear waters of this period of clarity. Remain true to your true self stoner Aquarius, and be sure to think of the impact of your words before it’s too late. Smoke about it. Deceptive behavior will cloud your third eye.

Cannabis companions and canna-buddies alike will be instrumental in your support in February. Trust in them and they will not let you down. Be open minded to their methods even if they aren’t your own. Remember that in an orchestra, the violin is just as important as a well timed cowbell. Smoke circle expansion and strengthened canna-bonds will occur with an honest effort and a pure heart. Without internal sabotage, this period is set up for progress within yourself and on the terrestrial plane.

Aries February 2019

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Stoner Aries we may be in the middle of the winter season, but you can take great comfort that spring will soon be here! While there is always something magical watching your plants unfurl in full flower, remember that the time spent in a vegetative state are just as important. If you invest the time now, loving and caring for your prospects while they are small and easily shaped, you will experience greater satisfaction when your garden begins to bloom. Do your best to distribute all available resources evenly this month. It is never a wise idea to burn through your whole stash in one session. Your goal should always be to expand the good vibes, not to exhaust them.

Do you feel it, stoner Aries? The air around you is electric! As you continue your journey through this period of positively buzzing optimism, be aware that your excitement and uplifting energy will infect all those you encounter. While you may be intent upon making sure these good deeds make the most impact, having a plan for spreading the most love will require some well thought out planning. Be comprehensive in your compassion and cover as many spheres as you can reasonably manage. This can be a delicate balance to strike, indeed. It is recommended you find an equally balanced strain of the sacred herb, and stick with it during this month. The perfect blend of Indica and Sativa will provide both the physical recuperation and the mental rejuvenation needed to keep you in equilibrium, and blazing ahead in your mission of achieving higher aspirations.

Balance stoner Aries. Balance your dreams with your level of determination. With realistic goals and effort to match, nothing will keep you from attaining accomplishments. Develop your winning strategy early in the month. You are certain to celebrate numerous successes in February, instead of spending time cleaning up epic failures.

The full moon spent musing over a fresh green bowl will mark a transition to a much calmer period for the stoner Aries. Your grind in the early days of the month will transition into a slow and consistent burn in the later part of the month. In the end, balance will be achieved.

Cancer February 2019

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February will be a bright and successful period for the stoner Cancer. If life was a garden, the stoner Cancer would be like a beautiful budding sprout. You will have many buds blossom if you tend them right during this invigorating period! The expansion of your smoke circle is almost certain, so be on the lookout for the next smoky sensation to sidestep into your life.

Spontaneity has universal support in February; so contemplate creativity with your upcoming obstacles and solutions! Know that there will be moments ahead in which you will feel stretched thin with all of the possible options laid out in front of you. Fear not stoner Cancer! Trying to please everyone, or accomplish every single task will leave you drained. You know what to do. Trust yourself, and make choices and decisions that feel right to you.

This month is also an ideal period for personal growth. Whether it’s a new hobby, interest, group, or club, just get out there and get involved! Social interactions will be smiled upon by the cosmos on the whole. Meditate and contemplate with the sacred herb if you need inspiration. Seek understanding from your inner guide on a personal direction. Make sure you don’t ignore digital socialization, but don’t rely solely on it either. Get out with your smoke circle! The bottom line is simple: Do it all! Flutter on by like a butterfly catching an updraft on a warm summer breeze. Just float on, you beautiful social creature you.

In your work sphere, now would be the perfect time for a good old fashioned collaborative think tank. Teamwork will help get you through the toughest decisions and obstacles. Hit the drawing board without limits or expectations. Even if your ideas are inspired from your hazy smoke filled dreams, they are worth considering. Thinking outside the box with a few creative cannabis solutions could be exactly the thing you need.

Capricorn February 2019

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Stoner Capricorns can expect February to be an amazingly expansive period; a time of monumental metamorphosis! Many meditative smoke sessions are recommended in the first days of the new month. Make a serious effort to ensure you have solitude during these marijuana musings. Cannabis companions, coworkers, and your best buds can be welcomed sounding boards when you need to think out loud, but they cannot help you with the esoteric challenges of the period. Ideas, solutions and your internal direction should be contemplated, and ultimately implemented by you, and you alone stoner Capricorn.

Look around you. If you do not like your surroundings, look back and examine the path you took to get where you are. You can never go back in time, but by understanding the past, you can better prepare for the future. A contemplative staycation with the sacred herb should be fit into your schedule this month. You do not need to travel far in order to let your mind wander. Consuming your favorite kind of cannabis from the safety of your own couch can help to lift the spirits and elevate the mind. From this elevated perspective, you will have a better vantage point to see further down the smokey path ahead. New visions and clear goals will start to appear on the horizon. How far and how high your journey takes you can only be hindered by the limits you put on your own imagination.

This month work should be approached like a well rolled joint: A slow and steady burn, one puff at a time. Take your time with each individual project and watch tasks on your to-do list get steadily crossed off. Your biggest responsibility at work will be to show up. This doesn’t mean you should slack or put off tasks until later, just stay focused and be present for every endeavor. Your higher-ups will definitely take notice of your grind. It is advised to keep your pipe time and productivity time separate. You can expect a relatively easy time at work; however a hazy brain will cause unnecessary setbacks. Save yourself time and effort repairing projects by doing them right the first time.

Gemini February 2019

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The month of February will have a natural abundance of energy flowing into the stoner Gemini. This cosmic support will harden strength and resolve. It will also be a naturally social month for the twins; a perfect period to add to your smoke circle. Be forewarned stoner Gemini: Don’t go counting your joints until they’re rolled. Just as past bowls are but ash in the wind, and future smoky delights have yet to grace your grinder, you must focus on the present to get the most out of this period.

Not working toward the promise of the future delights may be difficult for the stoner Gemini. However, there is solitude and peace that can be gained from focusing on the tasks at hand. Allow future periods to stay in the distance by concentrating on the objectives and obstacles that directly impact the here and now. Don’t get caught shooting for the stars when you still have your terrestrial chores to do! Meditative smoke sessions should seek patience from within. The current cosmic alignment supports project completion in February. So have faith that your grinding efforts will be worth it, and that the universe has your back!

Brace yourself at the beginning of the month stoner Gemini. February starts off with swirling energetic gusts that could topple the unaware. While energy will be high during this boisterous phase, confidence will be up to you. Seek the balance of a blended hybrid strain of the sacred herb to start the month. Repeat positive mantras during meditative smoke sessions. Obstacles cannot be put off due to fear or insecurities. Challenges left for another time could end up sabotaging the energy and progress available in February.

This is a great month to be with cannabis companions! Trust those closest to you. Their good vibes could be the pep you needed to knock those terrestrial chores out with a skip in your step and a smile on your face! With confidence at heart and patience in application, obstacles will fall and projects will be completed. Every once in a while be sure to stop yourself, inhale the blessings, and appreciate the fun and wonder of this world.

Leo February 2019

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Stoner Leo February may be the month of Valentine’s day, but this period is about more than romantic love. You may be feeling isolated lately with your head down focused on the task at hand. Keeping up with your resolutions and making sure you use the fresh start of the new year to its greatest potential can be overwhelming. Rest and breathe easy stoner Leo; an energetic month will turn into a calm period of satisfaction in the end. Remember, occasionally we just need to hit the reset button. Take time to meditate with a close cannabis companion. Sometimes the best way to clear the mind is to cloud up the room. A stoney toke session can be the perfect remedy for when you feel overwhelmed by the daily grind. Light one up, slow down, and you will feel the weight of the world go up in smoke.

Opportunity and manifestation will collide this month stoner Leo. Yes, the lion of the pride will find good fortune again, both in personal and the work realm. Your confident swagger will act like a magnet collecting cannabis co-workers and compatriots. Your confidence and above all, your competence will be the defining factors that helps you lead your smoke-loving squad to success. There will be a high correlation of the effort that you put in, and the quality of outcomes. This means stoner Leos should expect big payoffs in the workplace, as long as they stay strong in their grind. If you channel your energy efficiently, there is no reason you and work peers cannot do it all: Work hard, and play even harder! Stay focused on elevating the quality of your work and increasing productivity. When everyone clocks out for the day you can celebrate a job well done with a freshly ground bowl of spirit-lifting sensimilla.

Balance is the key attribute for the stoner Leo this month. Do your best to balance internal peace and maintain equilibrium with external surroundings. With that being said, it is recommended you find a sweet, sticky hybrid strain, and stick with it for the duration of February. This will help heal the body while keeping the mind invigorated and inspired. Once you have found your zen, stoner Leo, it will be important you invest in self-care to keep the good vibes flowing. As long as you keep your spirits high, you will continue to puff, puff, and pass positivity to all those you encounter.

Libra February 2019

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Stoner Libra February starts with a warm breeze of positivity at your back. That’s much better than a blistering wind in your face right? Keep in mind that the wonderful aspect to the warm cosmic wind pushing you forward will be the slow burn at the start of this month. Settle in, relax, and light one up with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Toke a moment to chill with the smoke circle. Mediate with the sacred herb. Use the calm cosmic weather at the beginning of the month to prepare for the ride ahead. Don’t be in a rush stoner Libra. There will be plenty of time this month for personal progress.

And as there is time, this is a moment to ask, “Do I believe in myself?” Because you should stoner Libra. This is your time to shine, and this period represents an amazing opportunity for you to invest in yourself. Have you thought about a canna-business? Maybe you’ve contemplated turning a hobby you enjoy into your own small business start-up. Now is the time to take that leap, and put ideas into plans and plans into action!

Do not rush ahead blindly! Use your herb enhanced third eye to analyze the world around you. There is no rush, nor should you succumb to that insecure inner urge you may feel. That’s just anxiety talking. In those moments toke a deep breath with the sacred herb. What’s the rush? Take care of the here and now. Things will fall into place from there.

By the end of the month the warm cosmic breeze may turn into winds of change. Believe in yourself Stoner Libra. Know that any changes this month will more than likely turn out to be positive. With obstacles and change alike, often it’s our perception that truly matters. So no matter the change that is coming, whether big or small, a positive outcome will follow.

Pisces February 2019

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Stoner Pisces add this song to your soundtrack for February: ‘Winds of Change’ by the Scorpions. And while you are at it, how about ‘Times They Are a Changin’ by Bob Dylan. You may feel satisfied with the status quo, and think there is no need to fix what isn’t broken, but the universe has other plans for you. “Change” does not have any negative machinations or nefarious intentions; so do not fear stoner Pisces. Embrace the winds of change and harness their momentum to your advantage. Do not waste needed energy fighting these forces, but let them lift your solar sails. This way you will go further and faster with greater ease. It’s okay to settle down and toke time to light one up. Elevate the mind and spirit with a couple puffs of the sacred herb. A view from a higher perspective will allow you to see further ahead. From this elevated vantage point, you will have better vision of the what lies in the ever-shifting season ahead.

Choose your own Bandersnatch adventure stoner Pisces. Whether you want to smoke solo, or spend hazy days, hot-boxing with your canna crew. However, be mindful of how quickly time can go by when you’re having fun. It is necessary to socialize, but be mindful you are entering a time of great trans-formative potential. During this period you will need to look inward first, before manifesting changes outward. Make sure some smoke sessions are used for meditation and self-reflection. The sweet sensimilla can be a great catalyst for expanding the senses, and it can help concentrate cerebral efforts on self improvement. Those who are passionate in their pursuits will experience persistent progress and an increase in productivity.

It is crucial in February that stoner Pisces be determined in their effort, and decisive when it comes to progress toward their ultimate goals. Yes, a cannabis garden can be a beautiful thing, but it is important to guide the branches in the direction we want them to grow. By the time the month is over the tasks at hand will be finished, and you will be moving forward to even loftier goals. Use this time to help those roots grow deep stoner Pisces. Once you are solidly grounded in positive and strong soils, your branches will grow tall and be able to weather any winds that come your way.

Sagittarius February 2019

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Stoner Sag there is no need to be alarmed, but it is advised you enter into February paying close attention to the windy roads ahead. You are entering a period of slight uncertainty; one where negativity is likely to cause noticeable tremors. If you plant your seeds strategically in solid soil and let your roots grow deep, you will be able to maintain balance even during the most turbulent times. Keep calm and smoke a bowl. Inhale the essence of your favorite strain of cannabis. Allow it to calm the mind and engage the higher sight of the third eye. This invocation will provide additional clarity of vision during a potentially hazy period.

What causes you to be curious stoner Sagittarius? Now is the season for seizing your internal desires! You may have been putting off pursuing a personal passion; perhaps for fear of failure or negative comments from supposed allies. Stoner Sagittarius’ stuck in the gears of the economic grind will have support from the cosmos this month to begin their own adventure in business. February is an ideal time to start the micro business or digital project you have been contemplating. Toke time to finalize the details, and make the necessary decisions in order to take your aspirations from lofty idea to the next level of legitimate implementation!

You can meditate alone with the sacred herb, or muse out loud with those in your smoking circle. Whether you choose to go at it solo, or with help from your partners-in-chronic, the planning stage of February will be crucial. Once you begin your journey, you do not want to make unnecessary pauses for issues that could have been prepared for in advance.

Once the initial earthquakes of this period have passed, it is important you remain mindful of inevitable aftershocks. Personal situations could change for the stoner Sagittarius without warning. Although the road you are on will not be one of great certainty, not all of these changes will be for the worst. Contemplate with the sacred herb with your third eye wide open. When you are able to see what initially instigated a conflict, you can address the real issue. With this knowledge come up with long lasting solutions, not simply temporary fixes that will quickly fade like vapor clouds. Look behind the curtain stoner Sag, to see the true causes for the confusion and challenges you face.

Scorpio February 2019

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Stoner Scorpio celestial objects have aligned in February opening up intense waves of companionship! Old smoke buddies and new smoke circle acquaintances alike will surface during this invigorating period. Be sure to keep your stash jar loaded, and your launch pad of choice ready for flight. The cosmos sees you stoner Scorpio, acknowledges you, and smiles upon your efforts. Universal support will reinforce your confidence, and assist in burning away insecurities. Don’t forget to toke a moment with the sacred herb to be grateful for the many blessings bestowed upon you!

Approaching obstacles in the proper order of operation will be necessary this February. One step at a time stoner Scorpio, and piece by piece. The journey ahead may require a contemplative meditative deep dive with the sacred herb. Ground and center yourself so that the nature and order of tasks becomes clear. Task mastery will be the key to a successful month. You cannot take on everything on at once. Piece by piece, and one toke at a time you will seize the day.

Soak up those cosmic rays of confidence the universe is channeling your way. Another important theme of medicated meditation for you this month will be your own positive attributes and strengths. Focusing on these positive attributes will reinforce cosmic support. Perseverance and self belief will be key to the economic sphere in particular this month.

With self belief and a little cosmic support, it may feel as if your fellow terrestrial astronauts are drawn to you by some otherworldly force! Single Scorpios could be in for quite a dank adventure in February. This newfound cosmic magnetism will also draw you to new smoke circles and possibly some of your greatest friends and allies in future time periods. Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: The magnetic pull could be likened to that of a moth to the flame, so be aware, and make mindful actions and decisions.

Taurus February 2019

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Stoner Taurus cosmic influences will shift into a new phase in February. Determination and willpower will help you push forward in matters of finance and work. But after the work day is done, all lights are green for recreation and relaxation. There will be ample opportunities to light one up with your smoke circle. Be sure to recognize the moment; whether it be passing ideas back and forth with a blunt, or learning something new about a cannabis companion, this shared experience will bring light to the winter month. But remember stoner Taurus: Kushy cosmic support will come after the work is done. Do not neglect your economic duty for entertainment and recreation.

Get outta here stoner Taurus! Get out and enjoy life! The cosmic support you receive will increase exponentially with the amount you participate in the world around you. So puff-puff-pass the joint to a canna-buddy, and start contemplating your terrestrial excursions.

In these travels throughout February, it is highly likely that past connections will come back into your life. Take comfort that it is a time of stability and peace in the personal sphere. The outcome of these encounters could vary from mending fences to igniting new memories. The sacred herb has the power to bring resolution and understanding in these circumstances. Toke time with our green lady of fire whenever a personally perplexing situation arises.

Set aside time near the end of the month for a meditative smoke session. Bathe in all of the experiences from February, soak them up. Lessons will be learned for future travels. Focus on alignment with your inner self, your true self. Confidence must be strong to achieve progress moving into the next phase of life.

Virgo February 2019

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Stoner Virgos can expect to feel a magnetic pull from both negative and positive forces this month. Some would say it’s like being stuck between a rock and a hard spot. Or, like having some sweet, frosty nugs, but no way to smoke them. Maybe a giant plate of medicated brownies, but no fellow cosmic traveler to share them with. What might first appear to be setbacks, may in fact be new chances and opportunities to take on. If you allow time for the smoke to clear, you will find new paths and successful solutions to seemingly insurmountable obstacles.

Stoner Virgos who run toward specific challenges, instead of retreating, will find personal breakthroughs in February. This will evolve their creativity and discover newfound confidence from facing these challenges. The best advice is to take the higher route. Stoner Virgos are advised to seek a higher vantage point: Take time, to toke time with the sacred herb and rise high above the terrestrial plane. Invoke the enlightenment of earthly herbs to help expand the vision of the third eye.

In order to reach specific personal goals, a certain amount of multi-tasking will be required of stoner Virgos. This means working to strike a delicate balance between give and take. Meditate with the sacred herb stoner Virgo. Focus on being flexible and adaptable, but be sure to not sacrifice your voice, especially in the workplace. You will play the crucial part of mediator among your coworkers, but it will be necessary to speak up when the situation calls for it.

Keep close to your most intimate smoke circle stoner Virgo. Don’t be afraid to lean on those closest to you for strength and advice. But, let it be clearly understood, you must trust the source of this advice and inspiration. While there are many who will gladly smoke you out, only those who have your best interests in mind will stay with you after the smoke clears. Rest assured stoner Virgo, allies and foes will be revealed. So, keep your smoke circle strong, but close. Reliance on those who do not actively seek mutual progress will doom your efforts.

Taurus January 2019

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The Stoner Taurus will find this month to be a tale of two halves. The split of these two halves will be marked by the full moon on the 21st of January. The first half of the month will be hard work pushing the stone of progress up the hill. There will be pressure in the stoner Taurus’ life if progress is to be made to reach fulfillment. Select your sacred smoke with precision. Sativa in the first half for endurance and energy. Be aware that at times daily life may feel like “hurry up and wait.” Take your time before the full moon, selecting tasks as you do your herb with surgical precision. Prioritize and attack with a methodical and tenacious relentlessness!

Everything should change after the full moon. Energy and momentum will pick up just like that stone barreling downhill. Except in this case, the stone in question is the stoner Taurus, and this shift will allow for a very wide workload. Change your herbal inspirations to the Indica species of the sacred herb after the full moon. Typically it’s suggested to look inward to find the meaning and knowledge you seek in life. However, with this month of two tales, the stoner Taurus will find progress in the material world, which will lead to good feelings internally.

This isn’t to say that the stoner Taurus should go out and “get all the things!” Save, don’t spend! Debt is an anchor that can hold you in place when you desire forward progression. Spend within your means, and find reasons to enjoy what you already have. Perhaps you’ll find as you sit, contemplating life in the midst of your smoke circle, that you already have everything you truly need.

Passion, stoner Taurus! Fire has long been known as the “red flower,” and is the embodiment of passion. In this time, you will blossom into the most beautiful flower to those around you. Feel and embrace your inner fire; then with focus and intent, let it out in a beautiful smoldering blaze! Be forewarned stoner Taurus: Now isn’t the time for jealous tendencies nor your personal quest for justice within the romantic sphere. Let go of any restraint, as not to dim your shine. Go with the flow and just enjoy the ride.

Virgo January 2019

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Stoner Virgo as the New Year gets underway, you are likely to feel like the cosmic currents are pulling you in conflicting directions. Unfortunately, the planetary positions will affect your own inner alignment during this period. You may notice this dampens your self confidence and belief in your own abilities. Stoner Virgo the important thing is that you are aware of this particular nuisance. By embracing this obstacle and facing it head on, you will be better equipped to overcome the challenges ahead. Now is the time to look to your cannabis compatriots for a helping hand. Keep your smoke circle close, and selective. While sharing can be caring, you want to know who you share the sacred sensimilla with.

The cosmos may be ambiguous in its plans for the near future, but you’re in it for the long hall. Go with the flow. This doesn’t mean you should be a passive observer to current events, but rather be conscious to avoid using force when unnecessary. It will take a focused effort, but you will be up to the challenge. You will experience the greatest success if you are able to strike a balance between personal goals, and how these internal aspirations are manifested externally. You have a strong desire to positively affect your surroundings. It all starts from within. Once you are able to align your chakras and find your inner peace, you will be a radiant source of light helping those around you see through the smoke.

Stoner Virgo revelations will come this January that will strengthen your bonds with your fellow cosmic travelers. The better you understand yourself, the greater knowledge and harmony you will experience with loved ones. Although you will not be able to rely upon the stars to guide you this month, you should remain confident in your own ability to reach your final destination. However, be forewarned: When it comes to your finances, any optimism should be accompanied by healthy skepticism. Debt and overspending in moments of glee, or when under the influence, could hurt you in future periods. Toke time to meditate with the sacred herb before making decisions involving large sums of money.

It’s a fresh start and a new year stoner Virgo. Enjoy many, hazy, ganja-filled gatherings with your fellow stoners. Just be sure you let the smoke clear before you begin any serious endeavors.

Scorpio January 2019

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Some stoner signs will hurry into the New Year pipes-a-blazing! You should set your pace to a slow burn stoner Scorpio. Instead of a “hit the ground running” approach, you will do better to take a “hit the pipe chilling” approach. While it may look like others are speeding by leaving you in their smoke, you will do better moving at a deliberate pace. It may take you longer to reach your destination, but you will have a more fulfilling journey.

Stoner Scorpio do not be deterred by a slow stride. Expect to take many ‘pot stops’ along your stoney travels. You may find the most amazing munchies at the restaurant you’ve been needing to try. Perhaps you make the trip to visit that small town with your best buds, finding new smoke spots and countless photo opps. Do not see these as detours, but rather as valuable moments you can use to revitalize and rejuvenate your inner self. The unscheduled nature of your adventures is what will set you apart from your peers this month. While others follow mainstream paths, you will be free to blaze new trails and go where your heart guides you.

The realm of interpersonal interactions in January will be one wild ride stoner Scorpio. As long as you embrace the ups and downs ahead with an optimistic attitude, you will come out on the other side wiser from the experience. And with amazing stories to share! This month you will have a serious case of what some call ‘the feels’. Weak knees and unstable ground are to be expected. This is not a forewarning however. Because of your own wide ranging emotions, you will be able to better relate to new and old cannabis companions.

Toke time to share the sacred herb with your smoke circle. It’s mellowing effects can help you achieve much needed equilibrium within the group. Expand your empathy and awareness through many meditative smoke sessions this month. Any troubles you encounter can eventually be resolved by your persistent grind and ability to see the big picture. Consuming cannabis can also help you reach compromise if tensions rise amongst your smoking squad. Sometimes people disagree, it is how we respond to these tense moments which can make or break relationships. Be kind, and be generous with those around you. Instead of putting your foot down, a better approach will be to light one up stoner Scorpio. Do not sacrifice long term happiness for the short term satisfaction of being right.

Sagittarius January 2019

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Stoner Sagittarius planetary influences have added a turbocharger to your cosmic mission this month. Your quest for spiritual growth and knowledge will be assisted by the stars. Keep the stash jar full and ready; this month is sure to be a wild ride.

The stars have aligned to give you a great boost in energy and endurance, but something more will come from this universal nudge. You must enter into a partnership with this cosmic blessing. No universal support can help you stoner Sag without proper self motivation to take advantage of the cosmic boost. Early in the month toke time for a secluded meditative smoke session. Focus on direction. Where do you want to go? Not necessarily to a physical place, but also consider your internal direction. The energy boost of January could be wasted without proper contemplation on the direction of your mission.

The cosmos has given you an upgrade package for your cosmic spacesuit. Get in, shut up, and drive stoner Sagittarius. Drive toward progress, personal development, continued education, and spiritual enlightenment. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find a zen focus for optimal results. Again, drive in a particular direction toward a desired goal.

Be forewarned stoner Sag: Avoid angry outbursts and silly squabbles with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Stick to your own personal positive space in January. Medicated meditative moments and strong personal health will assist in this mindset. Take care of yourself during this energetic mission: Food – Health – Exercise – Meditation – Repeat.

Watch out! You will be burning like a white hot light. This passion will creep into relationships with cannabis companions. Mind yourself stoner Sagittarius, others may not be able to match your intensity. Passionate moments of love can just as easily turn into passionate moments of anger. Balance yourself stoner Sagittarius. Recognize these moments before they occur. Take a step back, puff puff pass on the intensity, and step back in with a renewed attitude to put out the fire.

God speed stoner Sag.

Pisces January 2019

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Stoner Pisces the universe must have a fondness for you! Anticipate an energy boost regarding work and health in January. As you surely know, everything happens for a reason. This will be a period of contemplation as you continue on your journey of self-discovery. You will now come to the next phase. Kick off your shoes and get comfy for a spell, but don’t get so comfy as to forget the pass pass after your puff puff. A smoke circle is only as strong as its dreamiest toker.

Progress is a grind, one in which you must take steps to embrace. Just as you were reminded last month to take gratification in the small steps, that doesn’t ever stop applying. So strive for a pep in your step, and an eager willingness in your spirit. It will be important to maintain health discipline this month; when you feel good inside it shows on the outside. Take a deep medicated dive with the sacred herb to ponder spirituality. What does spirituality mean to you stoner Pisces? A healthy mind, body, and spirit lead to success on this terrestrial plane. Balance your meditation events with a nice hybrid strain of the sacred herb. Explore the depths of yourself without sinking into couchlock.

Hard work in the daily grind will be needed to defend your position in the economic machine. However, current planetary alignment supports change in the workplace. This could mean advancement, or a change of venue. But nothing happens without diligence in the workplace. If you haven’t already, this would be a wonderful time to dust off and update that resume. In doing so, contemplate what a positive change would look like. Imagine yourself in the perfect job, and blissfully happy. Now let it happen!

In order to receive the blessings the universe has waiting for you, you must be present in your own mission. In essence, just be true to you, and do what you need to, when you need to do it. Everything else will just click right into place.

Libra January 2019

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Stoner Libra you will be a social butterfly in January. Or maybe we should consider you a social dragonfly dipping down into the pond causing delightful ripples. The effects of the stoner Libra will ripple and magnify this month. Somewhat like when you load a bowl for a smoke circle, and a loaded bowl returns. Budding joy to others will be where you will find the most fulfillment, and also where you will truly shine this January. These altruistic social skills will impact any goals surrounding popularity or social influence in a positive manner.

Before you go flying around your social circuit, take time early in the month for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Breathe, inhale, and seek harmony with your inner self. Settle your spirit, and gain the confidence of being in line with your consciousness. Your terrestrial direction and drive will need to be in alignment with your internal desires to achieve success. Taking this meditative step with the sacred herb will also provide opportunities for success in future periods as well. Try a nice hybrid strain to inspire a deep dive into your own depths.

The need to expand your knowledge this month is a must. Do not get caught up in others’ achievements as it may stray your focus from your own educational direction. Whether it’s continued education for work, learning a new skill or hobby, or taking on a spiritual quest, make sure your focus is on your own efforts versus comparing yourself to others. Increased knowledge and skills must come from within Stoner Libra, not through a competitive spirit.

Sometimes life surprises us with little hidden gems. This time period should provide such surprises stoner Libra. Adventures with a new cannabis companion might be hidden in plain sight around the bend. You very well could find a new partner-in-chronic at work, or perhaps a neighbor with a garden of green knowledge they’d love to share! Zip like a dragonfly, and pollinate like a bee stoner Libra, January is sure to be a blessing.

Leo January 2019

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Stoner Leo what do you want to grow this year? We’re not just talking about green buds, although this is certainly an acceptable higher aspiration. Know you are entering into a period when whatever you decide to put your efforts into will thrive. Use your tangible will power to build the solid psychological foundations for the rest of the year. However, be forewarned stoner Leo: Do not, under any circumstance, allow your temper or frustrations to flare. Force is not the way forward. Keep your preferred peace pipe handy, and stock up on all your favorite strains of sacred herb. You will have to work for it, stoner Leo, but you will find your zen zone. And once you do, use your Lion determination to not let it go.

You are used to being a fierce, independent creature stoner Leo. It may go against your primal instincts, but this month you will do well by embracing your pride. You will find welcomed emotional support and reprieve from the daily grind by recreating with your fellow stoner signs. Smoke certain, and smoke often stoner Leo! You and your closest cannabis companions have more in common than you originally thought. The 2018 year has been one of great trials, and even greater successes. Everyone will benefit from tokin’ time to reflect on the days gone by. Grabbin’ some of that freshly ground ganja and packing a party bowl can be the ideal way of offering a farewell to the fading year, while saying a high-hello to the next.

When it comes to the wallet, you should avoid welcoming unexpected burdens. You do not need to be stingy, but you should be deliberate and thoughtful in all of your financial decisions. Stoner Leo you grind too hard to let hard earned compensation go up in smoke! Simply avoiding needless spending should get you through this period of money traps. When you are faced with a particularly lucrative investment opportunity, simply take the necessary precautions before you proceed. During these times you need to meditate with the sacred herb. Clear the mind of all the hazy details and the right decision will rise above the smoke.

While you should be strategic with your spending, be generous with your time stoner Leo. The new year presents the unique opportunity for a fresh start and new perspective on old endeavors. Whether it is in person, or by digital means, share your refreshed optimism with your cannabis crew. You may be able to accomplish much through your own efforts, but together with your fellow terrestrial astronauts, the sky is truly the limit.

Gemini January 2019

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Stoner Gemini you are very aware of the constant challenge of balancing the logical and the emotional. As you begin writing the next smokey chapters in the coming New Year, it is advisable you allow logic to lead the way. Regardless of how busy 2018 felt, the important thing is to not rush. Take it slow. Not all of your accomplishments of 2019 will be achieved in the first month alone. You should embrace wholeheartedly the opportunity of starting with a blank page. Of course there will be lingering projects you need to finish, but you will be able to pour the bulk of your energy into planting the seeds for future growth. Most importantly, do not be afraid to get your hands dirty! Remember a healthy, hearty garden all starts by nurturing the tiniest seeds.

When it comes to interpersonal relationships, whether in the workplace or on the home front, make sure you take the time needed to have a good understanding of the bigger picture. Jumping to conclusions will only result in additional chaos, so be deliberate in your actions. Patience will be more than just a virtue this month, it can mean the difference between failure and victory when interacting with our fellow cosmic travelers. The highlight of this approach is that there will be plenty of opportunities to pack the peace pipe, and toke time to share a bowl with your fellow cannabis enthusiasts. This is not meant to scare you, stoner Gemini. You and your stony friends can expect a positive season this January, as long everyone remembers to keep the pace at a slow roll and even burn.

Just like the seeds you will plant early in the month, it will be important you let your roots grow deep stoner Gemini. As long as you are planted firmly in the ground, you will not be easily swayed when the cosmic winds blow. Do not waste precious energy fighting battles you will not win. Avoid conflict when it is possible. You need to focus on your own well being, before you try to fulfill others’ needs.

Don’t rush! Take time for yourself stoner Gemini. Relax and recoup with your favorite strain of the sacred herb. Reflect on all you’ve accomplished during 2018, and get ready for all the smokey adventures this New Year will bring.

Capricorn January 2019

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Stoner Capricorn do you feel the excitement in the air as the strong cosmic winds start to gust? These winds of change will fill your sails and send you flying ahead to your goals this January! Be forewarned, you must balance yourself to attain these dreams. Both confidence and emotional stability are required to make the seeds of dreams become flowers of reality.

Though your comfort zone might be scaling the peaks of life, this month calls for the stoner Capricorn to take a deep, personal, meditative dive. Explore the depths of yourself with the assistance of the sacred herb. You are in search of your true direction. Progress cannot be made without direction; therefore, this must happen before you can step in full stride towards progress.

Stoner Capricorn the universe works in mysterious ways, as you’re likely all too familiar with. As such, you may receive an unexpected financial bonus this month. The ‘why’ doesn’t matter quite as much as the ‘how’; and the ‘how’ is your spirit in the matter. Your outlook and attitude matters in moments of triumph equally to moments of complication. Victories big or small should be celebrated, just as losses should be contemplated. If you find yourself capable, there’s an entire smoke circle that would be eternally grateful for your generosity of spirit. And don’t forget, everything always comes around full circle!

In the stoner Capricorn’s personal sphere, the theme of the month most definitely applies. The progress you seek doesn’t stop at business or finance alone! This is a wonderful time to heal old wounds, or tear down old walls. These obstacles you have created now hinder rather than help, obscuring your true form from the world. The universe gives us exactly what we need, exactly when we need it. All you have to do is accept it, and put in the leg work. Ah, but remember the meditative smoke session. Personal balance and true internal intentions must be known before the stoner Capricorn can ride that cosmic current toward progress.

Cancer January 2019

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Progress isn’t done with you yet stoner Cancer, and this time it has been joined by achievement! That is to say, the universe has arrived in January with welcomed support. Celestial bodies have aligned to bless the stoner Cancer with support in multiple life spheres. As long as you are willing to do whatever it takes, this period will be an amazing time of breaking through barriers that have long hindered your progress. If you’re unsure of where to begin, then it’s time to take a medicated meditative smoke session, and ask your internal self. All the answers lie within.

Somewhat like a tap dancing horse, your career will take the front stage this month. Your part in the economic grind will have you running hard like a racehorse. But remember to remove the work blinders from time to time to toke a moment among your family and best buds. Loved ones and canna-buddies don’t blink out of existence when you’re caught up on the latest work adventure. Progress in all areas requires a keen eye toward balance in effort and attention.

Not all career achievements come from nose-to-the-grindstone effort in the workplace. Networking, teamwork, and even social activities will boost your position. Consider participating in some team building activities. And if the situation comes to break out the peace pipe, you’ll be ready to get the positive vibes rolling. I’m not sure why you would ever want to skin a cat, but there are certainly a lot of ways to achieve progress at work.

Toke a look in the mirror stoner Cancer. What do you see? January is a great month to improve yourself and your internal image. The better you feel about yourself, the more the world will embrace you for who you are. It’s time to take steps in January to actively work on you, for you. Be the change you wish to see. What a blessed month this is sure to be.

Aries January 2019

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Stoner Aries the New Year comes in like a fresh warm breeze full of cosmic blessings. The senses will be invigorated. The body and mind will be energized in January. That said, get active early this month to make the most of it! January promises to be an exciting, fast paced month. Achievement and progress are next to certain with an energetic effort! Sativa strains will be handy early on in the month to keep spirits high.

There is a perfect time for deep contemplative meditation with the sacred herb: January 21st, when the full moon rises, grab a cannabis companion and go on a deep spiritual adventure of contemplation. Combust the sacred herb, breathe deep and use it as a catalyst to reveal your truth to yourself. Find an Indica dominant hybrid strain for this event. The sacred herb will be the rocket fuel for your exploration.

Universal influence will also support healing old familial wounds in January. You have the ability, and the opportunity to heal festering injuries. With a bowl, a smile, and a listening ear, you can forge new bonds where bridges were once broken.

Do you feel it, maybe even sense it, stoner Aries? Take a look in the mirror. You shine like a great signal fire on the hilltop. It will be noticed by others! Take comfort in this: You shine because of your mindful actions, and being true to yourself. There is no need to steal the spotlight because you ARE the spotlight! Show the world what you’re all about!

As you will surely see, the first month of the year is a blessing for the stoner Aries. Efforts for progression in all of the key areas of your life such as work, love, and family can be likened to tending a garden. With love, care, and action, each of the buds in your life will blossom into beautiful flowers.

Aquarius January 2019

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January promises to be a bright and airy period for the stoner Aquarius. At the same time, it can be as dizzy and as haze filled as you want it to be. While you are a part of the Air tribe of the stoner Zodiac, you can expect the new year to be straight fire! You will feel the urgent need to share this optimistic energy with those around you. This is good, as the cosmos will provide support and blessings for you in all of your social endeavors. You will have plenty of opportunities to smoke good, and smoke often with your canna-buddies.

In the workplace, confidence will be key in January. Be forewarned stoner Aquarius: There is a thin line between confident and cocky. Trust in your ability to get the job done and ride this line on the confident side. Growing a positive self image can be like knocking down the first domino: Once the first is set in motion, the rest will easily follow. Your peers will need you clear eyed and running on all cylinders at work. The best advice is to leave the pipe at home, and focus on the task at hand. After all, you will have plenty of time for smokey adventures outside of work hours.

Finances and family life will be closely intertwined, so proceed cautiously. If you are feeling far from self reliant, take the necessary steps toward that goal. Debt and responsibility do not simply disappear when you turn a blind eye. Take a third eye gaze and watch the stress melt away as your financial garden becomes more green. It is not a cure, but by meditating with the sacred herb, you will be able to rise above the fray and better see what your next move needs to be.

It’s possible conflicts arise among members of your smoke circle while cleaning out your financial closet. Keep the peace pipe ready and the stash jar full. There are plenty of canna-buddies out there. With a little herbal assistance, it is possible for you all to meet on a higher level.

Taurus December 2018

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Stoner Taurus now is the time to dig deep and get back to your roots. Don’t be afraid to get your hands dirty. This season will be an exceptional time to pull the weeds, and give much needed attention to your inner garden. It can be easy to overlook minor issues, but it is even easier to address them while they are still small and manageable. Be confident stoner Taurus! The warm cosmic winds are at your back, pushing you toward progress in all arenas. Just be sure to approach problems with facts and logic, not emotions. Whether you prefer sticky Sativas, or hard hitting Indicas, take time for meditative smoke sessions with the sweet aromas of the sacred herb. Sometimes you need the help of some great ganja to get outside of your head. However, this month it can help you look deep inside to find your most inner truths.

Be ready to knock down the to-dos early in the month stoner Taurus. While it may not sound like the most exciting prospect, if you handle necessary work requirements on the front end, you will find yourself with more time for personal enjoyment on the other side of the task list. Just remember the goal is not to finish your tasks as fast as possible, but to work toward mastering any project you take on. If you do not go into every task wholeheartedly, the work you put in will be wasted. Remember stoner Taurus, you do not have to be a one person team. Enlist the help of your fellow cannabis cohorts at work. You will find it is easier to cultivate greener and greater crops together. Whether it is through hard work, or bonding over a freshly packed bowl, you will likely turn unfamiliar coworkers into canna buddies. And with time, they may even become some of your closest cannabis companions.

Stoner Taurus it is never a bad idea to take things in moderation. This month, it will be essential for personal growth and success. Avoid binging anything. This includes our lady mary jane. While it can motivate us to reach greater heights, overindulging can also leave you stuck on the couch! Ultimately the goal this December is to have fun and find your bliss, just remember to keep a keen eye on conscious living.

Virgo December 2018

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What’s the rush stoner Virgo? Wait, that’s right, there isn’t one. This December you should expect to move along at a slow, but steady burn. Stock up on any smoking supplies you may need early in the month, and make sure your nug jars are full. Your main goal will be to recharge the body, rejuvenate the spirit, and celebrate another successful year. The stars have aligned in your favor stoner Virgo. You will not have to go out of your way to take advantage of these cosmic opportunities, just be ready to act when they come.

While you can expect support from the cosmos, it will still take initiative on your part to set events in motion. Be deliberate and careful with your movements. This month is not a period to push or chance fate. December is a great time to plant the seeds which will grow far into the coming year. Put in the work now and then rest stoner Virgo. Reflect on your current success and bask in the all the prospective beauty yet to come.

Both in the personal realm and the workplace, creativity will be high. Cosmic winds will support any and all creative endeavors. So, be courageous in your undertakings. Do not be afraid of failure stoner Virgo. Attack lingering problems head on! Now is the time to accept responsibility, and seek to end issues which may have remained longer than you care to admit. Remember opportunity knocks, but it will not wait around forever. You may find you will do some of your best work by yourself. Whether it is tackling tough problems at work, or relaxing with a freshly packed bowl after hours, you will find something comforting in solitude. These solo smoke sessions will be the perfect platform for constructive, creative musings.

Single stoner Virgos should ride the waves, not create them. Patience is better than persistence when it comes to pursuing any potential partners to become your extra special cannabis companion. Play it cool stoner Virgo, and you will easily avoid any unnecessary explosions with friends or stoney suitors. December will be a good time to keep the peace pipe ready to spark up when the situation arises. This doesn’t mean you should expect any significant altercations. Sometimes, it is simply a pleasant way to share a bright period of positivity with your fellow partners-in-chronic.

Sagittarius December 2018

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The stoner Sagittarius should be relieved to hear that the end of the year should be low stress. Trouble should stay at bay, that is, as long as you don’t go looking for it. So rather than charging out with a stick to poke trouble, let slow and low be the tempo of December. “Only fools rush in”, as is said, and to rush would be to pass on opportunities you’ll never knew you had.

Dust off your communication toolkit, stoner Sagittarius, and possibly toke a moment to compose yourself. Communication skills will be necessary. Talk it out, don’t fight it out. No need to go to war over something that can be easily resolved over polite discourse. Perhaps practice on the willing victims, err, participants of your smoke circle to strengthen such skills.

Year end rewards are financially likely this month, however, be advised stoner Sagittarius not to spend your way back to even. Instead consider how such rewards may lead to better beginnings. Such savings this month can lead to great adventures and better opportunities in future periods. Apply reasonable expectations financially instead of going with the money flow.

Fortunately for the stoner Sagittarius, no large scale obstacles are foreseen this month. Spark one up with meditative smoke sessions in mind to tackle the smaller issues in December. Also, recall that connecting with nature may help keep the calm prior to knocking out such smaller obstacles. Doing so will ensure they don’t snowball in the future.

This month is NOT the right time to close your eyes and manifest with magic if there’s something you desire, but rather a good time to make a plan of action on the personal front. Plotting out the steps required to attain your goal and taking action to meet that goal may bring positivity back into your personal endeavor. New perspective, new light, and a positive attitude are the secrets to a pleasant December. Yet, at the same time stoner Sagittarius, don’t forget that hard work, planning and guile will be the attributes you need to accomplish the result that you desire.

Pisces December 2018

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Stoner Pisces dream big, think big, and understand even the largest gardens grow from the tiniest of seeds. Where do you want to go? How do you want to grow? December is the time to sow the seeds of your garden. Seeds will flourish and flower, but only if you plant them now.

Plan for many meditative smoke sessions. Set aside specific times for structured self-reflection so that all efforts to accomplish your greatest goals will start with a strong foundation. During the long December nights, you will have plenty of time to puff, puff, plan. Be patient stoner Pisces, your efforts will not have immediate results. You are just beginning to break new ground on a long journey of self-discovery. So roll one up and relax. You may not know exactly what your efforts will bring, but you should be proud, and take gratification in each small step of progress.

Be forewarned stoner Pisces: You should do your best to avoid overspending this holiday season. Even if you are satisfied and confident in the current level of your financial green, you want to be prepared for any unexpected financial burdens. This does not mean you shouldn’t treat yourself and your canna-companions to gifts. However, you do not want to begin the new year with uncertainty surrounding your green capital. When you simply can’t fight the urge to splurge, toke time to make sure you get the best bang-for-your-buck before parting ways with your savings.

While others will be able to see your growth from the outside, it will be up to you to turn your focus inward. What do you expect from your fellow terrestrial astronauts? And just as importantly, what do you want to give back stoner Pisces? Allow yourself the space needed to align your own chakras first. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find your inner peace. Only then will you be comfortable with yourself and your cannabis companions, even if your views and values are not aligned. As long as you are true to yourself, you will be successful in your relationships with all of your cannabis companions.

Scorpio December 2018

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Stoner Scorpio December is going to challenge you. The period ahead has a high potential to be uneasy, awkward, and downright problematic. But as with fate, the stars have a grand design, and everything will work toward a greater purpose in the end. The stoner Scorpio may have noticed that they have been led to this moment. Show the universe you’ve got this! You did indeed pick up the nugs of knowledge that were put down for you along this path. With a positive attitude and good smoke, nothing can hold you back!

Toke time this month for a deep dive into yourself with the sacred herb. You may recall in the prior period you were warned not to do this. Now is the time for a deeper look into your inner programming. In this endeavor, the stoner Scorpio should seek understanding on the direction of their flight path. Not all answers will come to you from these depths, but what you discover will ease the awkwardness of the period.

In the work sphere, it cannot be emphasized enough that you should breathe, inhale, and let it be. This will be your mantra for December. The situations you encounter are beyond the scope of your control. Do your best, and be satisfied with the results. As long as you put forth the effort, satisfaction will be found regardless of the outcome! Expectations of results could lead to a spiral of negativity.

Strange times ahead in the personal sphere, stoner Scorpio, strange times indeed. Instead of a focus on family and cannabis companions, it will be best during December to seek support within the community and the peripheral of the smoke circle. Seek out adventure with new people and community events taking place all around you. Sometimes the best way to avoid a volatile situation with loved ones is to AVOID a volatile situation. Be sure to do your due diligence, manage your responsibilities, but make sure you find ways to spend time out in the wild rather than at home in the jungle.

Capricorn December Horoscope

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Stoner Capricorn the choice is yours in December: Rise with the sun in the morning or sleep in ‘til noon. The sun will crest the mountain’s peak either way, just as it has and just as it will. Some things in life are outside of our control and sphere of influence. December will bring obstacles that are just that. It is paramount that you contemplate these dilemmas, but do not try to solve them. Instead, the stoner Capricorn should focus on solving problems they can take on directly. Keep it simple this month. Act when you see an obstacle you can directly conquer; such as cleaning that dingy bong before your smoke circle assembles for a session!

Task mastery and communication will be the keys to your success this December. Achievement will be directly correlated to the accomplishment of tasks, and there will be plenty. Assistance can be found with coworkers and canna-buddies alike, but only if they receive clear communication. After lining up tasks and knocking them down, don’t forget to toke a moment for a celebratory smoke in appreciation. Celebrate the achievement and those that helped make it happen.

Stoner Capricorn you may find yourself with the seasonal itch to spend money. Generosity of spirit is a wonderful thing, but be mindful of your budget. Now isn’t the time to deplete your assets, but rather the time to save for the future! You’ll find that many aspects of December are building for future periods. Don’t give in to societal pressures, instead find resolution in your future plans.

While getting frosty with your loved ones this month, your internal feelings will guide you through any emotional obstacles you encounter. It is vital that you listen to your heart stoner Capricorn; especially in moments of love. If you get in close enough, you may even be able to listen to their heart. Be gentle and kind. If you’re ever in doubt, just be the best friend or partner you can be, unequivocally.

Libra December 2018

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Stoner Libra last month’s splendor may have transitioned out, but in its place comes something just as lovely. The planetary alignment for this period will be like a warm breeze at your back. This is a period of limitless possibility and growth. And to that effect, it’s time to replace old patterns just as you would replace a cached bowl.

Energy at the beginning of this period will be strong, and thus the perfect time to make plans. A direct plan of attack will increase the opportunity for success. Rest will also be imperative this month, as going hard after your goals can run the stoner Libra on the red line. Ensure you recharge your batteries before you find yourself drained at the halfway point!

When you can toke a moment, breathe deep with the sacred herb. Inhale insight, and step back from your perspective. See your obstacles from a different view or angle. Do you notice a better route or way forward you hadn’t noticed before? This is your time to branch out, to grow, to re-frame, and move forward in a new way. This is a time of growth and expansion; don’t be afraid to venture out, and place yourself in new smoke circles. December is a great time to expand your smoke circle to new smoky heights!

It’s understandable that these epic times may all just seem like grand luck, but you shouldn’t question it. The warm cosmic breeze is real stoner Libra! And if you aren’t feeling it, then it’s time to reflect and meditate on past transgressions. You may discover the only thing holding you back is your former self. Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them. Learn from the past. Create the future!

Gemini December Horoscope

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Stoner Gemini the skies are clear for your sign in December. This is a great period to toke a look at yourself from high above our cosmic spacecraft. See yourself from a broader perspective. The current planetary alignment will give you a boost of insight and place a warm cosmic wind at your back. With direct movement towards your goals, you will find that everything is achievable in December.

Early in the month, take a deep medicated meditative dive into yourself. Combust the sacred herb knowing that the cosmos has blessed you. See what you need to make your life blossom like a fine bud. What is it that you really desire? What is it that would not only make you happy, but make you thrive! Once you have manifested your internal desire, create a plan of action to make it happen. As long as the actions you take are toward that goal, nothing will hold you back.

Temper your emotions stoner Gemini. Do not let the stress and distress of fellow terrestrial astronauts lead you off your flight path. Reactionary or poorly chosen words could derail your personal cosmic mission. Remember that the actions and progress for your desired path should be your primary focus. Also stoner Gemini, be forewarned: Do not rely on others to make your vision a reality. This is YOUR path to greatness. Reliance on others, and falling victim to needless emotional outbursts, will only create unnecessary stumbling blocks along your travel.

Regardless of where your journey takes you, always be a good friend to others. Do not allow negativity to creep in from outside your sphere. December is a solo mission, a mission to the stars. So buckle up, you’re at the helm of the spacecraft Destiny! The only other things you’ll need to consider are which tunes, and which bud for the journey.

Cancer December Horoscope

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Stoner Cancer December will be a time for great introspection and notable progress. As long as you keep your focus on bettering the self, the sky will truly be the limit. This will require active effort on your part. With proper focus, you will align those chakras and find your next level of zen. Meditative smoke sessions should be often and plentiful. Sometimes you will need to toke solo, setting the scene to reflect on past and future endeavors. Other times you should recruit your canna-companions to rest and reflect with a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, embracing the healing properties of Indicas and Sativas alike.

Inspiration is all around you, stoner Cancer. Just because your goal is personal growth, does not mean you should ignore the advice and wisdom of others. There is much knowledge to be gained by listening to others’ and viewing the world through their lens.

When it comes to the nine to five, stay on your grind. Be diligent stoner Cancer! You will be on the right path as long as you keep moving forward. It is advised to keep your smoke sessions off the clock. Success will be easily attained, but only if you avoid unnecessary distractions. The best advice this month is to keep an open mind. You can expect the workplace to bring a few challenging obstacles. Just remember, you can overcome each challenge by remaining diligent, and not going at it alone. Additionally, do not turn off your emotional compass stoner Cancer. Empathy for and from your peers will be the determining factor between success and failure in this period. The more perspectives there are addressing a problem, the greater the odds are for a creative and successful solution.

Just like in the workplace, when it comes to the personal sphere, teamwork will be key. Some have said, “you get by with a little help from your friends.” This month, stoner Cancer, with the help from your closest partners-in-chronic, you will thrive. You have many fellow cannabis enthusiasts who are more than willing to help you share the load of the daily grind. And, if your canna-buds are in short supply, December will be an ideal time to expand your smoke circle. Whether it’s sharing the bowl or the burden, you can count on your bud-loving buddies to see you through this December.

Aries December Horoscope

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Stoner Aries it is crucial you do what is in your power to stay humble this month. You are often called upon to help lead others or to tackle the tough problems. But, you need to worry about tending to your own garden, and completing your own projects before offering help to others. You will only be successful in your efforts if you are able to keep your feet planted firmly on the ground and your focus straight ahead. It is highly advised you restock the stash jar early in the month. Find a nice Indica/Sativa hybrid: This will help you achieve the balance needed to stay motivated and focused, while at the same time relaxed and patient. This combination should see you through the tough tasks of the month.

It is always solid advice to keep your work relationships in good standing. No one wants to purposefully instigate unwanted drama. Just remember stoner Aries, not everyone has to be your BFF. Keep it professional, but stand your ground when disagreements occur. Critique the idea, not the person. Any efforts you spend trying to make others look bad, is only time wasted that you could have spent toward progress. As long as all parties are willing to listen to the others’ perspective, the only problems you will experience will be figuring out the best way to tackle obstacles as a team. Remember stoner Aries, the stoners who toke together stay together. Keep it moving forward, and keep it positive. The true meaning of ‘sharing is caring,’ means sticking together through the rough patches so we can all better enjoy the good times when they come.

The key to a successful December is confidence! While the month is likely to move forward at a seemingly slow pace, you will have the time to reflect before making meaningful choices. Take time for solo meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Use these solo smoke sessions to ground your roots. Keep it green, and keep it growing, stoner Aries.

When it comes to serving others or pursuing your own goals, it is okay to focus on personal causes first this month. Self-betterment will prepare you to help others in the long run. Use a keen third eye to see the motives of fellow terrestrial astronauts. It is up to you to distinguish between those who wish to join the smoke circle, and those who just want to smoke your stash.

Leo December Horoscope

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Stoner Leo it will be easier said than done for December, but you must do your best to stay calm and smoke on. Although the planets will not align perfectly, and the stars will not have an easy path to quick success, you can still make progress toward your ultimate goals. The path forward in December may be obscured by smoke clouds. However, no direct path you can follow will be a blessing in disguise. This means you will be free to blaze your own trails! So leave the maps at home, stoner Leo, you are heading into unexplored territory!

Proceed with caution. Just because fate does not have a clear plan, this does not mean you should wander aimlessly. Proceed with purpose. Grab the ganja stoner Leo and manifest a plan to bliss. In fact, you may not have to travel very far. You are likely to find the best remedy for a hectic period is no further than your own doorstep. A staycation may be in order stoner Leo. While you are often a social creature, sometimes you need a few restful days at home with your pride. Maybe it is time to plan a game night, or a munchie-fueled movie marathon with your closest partners-in-chronic. It may be frosty outside, so a stoney smoke session inside will keep everyone’s spirit high.

Stoner Leo it will be up to you to keep the peace in the workplace. You should avoid acting on your gut responses to issues that arise. Although you may feel passionately, or feel your idea is the best solution to the problem, take a pause before you proceed. It is not advised that you light one up at work, but when you can, toke time to think through the troubles. A meditative smoke session can help you expand your understanding, and see the problem from another perspective. It may not be easy, stoner Leo, but compromise will be more productive than conflict.

Compassion will be the key to success at home during the winter months. With everyone in such close quarters, kindness will kindle positivity among all your cannabis companions. Avoid any temptation to roar at those nearest to you. If you do need space, take it. Toke one up and settle down. Direct any negative emotions toward creative endeavors. Embrace the expansive powers of the sacred herb, and you will be able to transform any bad vibes into beautiful and lasting creations.

Aquarius December Horoscope

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Stoner Aquarius all things lead to an apex. Cosmic influence will send you toward your own apex of achievement this December. This is your time to blaze! Particularly in the attainment of education and knowledge. There is a fine bowl of your favorite soothing strain in your immediate future. Toke a moment early this month to medicate and meditate. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to wash away unease, and to center yourself for the journey ahead. It’s time to reach for the stars stoner Aquarius. It’s time to invest in yourself! Whether it is new talents or new skills, improving the self is the theme of the month. Even if December starts out with a little turbulence, don’t let a few frigid cosmic gusts keep you from soaring amongst the stars.

Stoner Aquarius your glass collection didn’t appear overnight. Each piece was hand selected. It took a keen eye, a plan, and time to build such greatness! Remember this on your journey, as to not “overspend” on your journey of self-improvement. Do not pack more than you can smoke. Balance is the way forward! Nugs of knowledge can be gained step by step, and piece by piece.

Stoner Aquarius you should stick to what you know in the work sphere. This isn’t to say you can’t be excited, blazing a path to glory! It’s to say that the excitement and improvements are to be directed internally rather than externally. Do what you do best, and avoid stepping out of your competent comfort zone.

Deep internal issues may come to the surface in December. Running from them will only leave you out of breath when they emerge again. Avoidance will also deny a cosmic blessing in disguise! Whatever surfaces from the depths you must face, accept, and move forward with it. Consider sharing with your closest cannabis companion. It’s okay to share our burdens and allow others to help! And sometimes, stoner Aquarius, you are the one helping just by showing you care enough to share!

Capricorn November 2018

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Stoner Capricorn this November the cosmos may offer an abundance of opportunity. But going to the cosmic all-you-can-eat buffet will leave you fat and lethargic. Trust your gut instincts, don’t fill your stomach. Leaning on your emotional third eye will suit you well sorting through the cosmic opportunities of November. A firm bond with your inner guide will suit you well. Early in the month toke time for a medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb focused on internal drive and direction. A well tuned stoner Capricorn will reap the most rewards from this period.

Stoner Capricorns on the free agent roller coaster may get a little bored with the usual twists and turns. Just make sure your seat belt is fastened before you look to switch rides. The current planetary alignment will not bless moving on to new projects until all the t’s are crossed and i’s are dotted; or maybe until all the plants are watered and the herb is ground.

Those stoner Rams stuck on the corporate hill of our economic mountain will find increased energy from this cosmos. Be forewarned stoner Capricorn, you can’t eat every dish at the buffet, no matter how stoned you get. You will have to pick from the menu of options presented to you. Take time for a meditative smoke session focused on your third eye. What does your internal guide want to do with this energy and opportunity? Self improvement, continued education, skill training will all be options, but trying them all will zap your energy and opportunity.

Stoner Capricorn let’s think of your smoke circle as a cannabis plant. You’ve grown your circle into a strong plant with many leaves, but only love can make it flower. A cannabis companion may need you this month. Not in physical presence, but in emotional support. Giving your whole self to your thriving plant will create the love necessary for full flowering. From seed to flower, you have what it takes to cultivate a budding companion.

Gemini November 2018

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There is good news and bad news this November, stoner Gemini. Just like the winter weather, you can expect stormy skies and some rain clouds in your immediate future. The good news is that there is not much you can do to change the cosmic weather. So grab your umbrella, put on your rain boots, and don’t be afraid to get a little muddy. There won’t be much time to fret; the greatest storm will come early in the month. This means you and your partners-in-chronic will have plenty of time to smoke your favorite strains of the sacred herb, and make big plans for after the cosmic rain stops.

Stoner Gemini you can’t let the weather or unexpected woes get you down. Regardless of what is happening outside, remember you are the master of your own domain. Set the mood! Whether it’s burning your favorite incense or baking a batch of your favorite stoner snacks, you can make the most of this cloudy time if you keep moving and stay positive.

November will be all about the grind in the work sphere. The level of success will be in direct relation to your level of determination. However, do not expect instant results. In fact, some of your most noticeable achievements will be the result of many smaller wins. These small wins can add up quickly. Sometimes the seeds we plant take longer than expected to bear fruit. Be patient; as long as you provide the care needed, even the smallest patch of grass will grow into the greenest of pastures.

Stoner Gemini it’s time to finish some of those projects you didn’t complete during those fun-filled, smoky summer months. November can be a time of great spiritual growth, as long as you stay optimistic and keep your focus on the future. Just be sure to do so on your own terms. It is okay to take advice, but only from your closest cannabis companions. Avoid expanding your smoking circle too quickly, otherwise you may encounter unnecessary misunderstandings and conflicts. The best advice, stoner Gemini, is to puff puff pass on the troubles. Keep the peace pipe handy and everyone one will find themselves on the same level … a higher level.

Leo November 2018

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Stoner Leo your weather forecast for November is cosmic rain. But fear not; it’s not a dreary bitter fall rain being referred to, but rather it will be raining universal blessings on the stoner Leo! However you must maintain your groovy positive vibes or you might find those opportunities vanishing in smoke before your eyes. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should utilize an Indica or hybrid strain. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to ground yourself, recenter, and refocus to keep the good vibes rolling.

As the lioness lies in wait in the tall grass for the perfect moment to strike her prey, you too will find yourself in the perfect moment to strike your foes. But to attack would not be a positive action, nor would it maintain those good vibes. Maybe for you it’d be best to lounge in the grass and bat at butterflies as they flutter by.

In the work sphere it is of utter importance that you act on logic, reason, and information, rather than emotion and aggression. To assist forward movement circle back to offerings of help or collaboration you passed on in previous periods. November is the perfect month to readdress partnerships and collaborations with smoke circle allies. But be wary of trusting random buds, it isn’t the time to put trust in strangers.

In the personal sphere you should seek balance in your personal relationships. They do say all work and no play makes for a dirty bong at the end of the day. Team up with loved ones this month. Collaboration and a shared joint can open up lines of communication that heal even the deepest scars.

Remember to breathe stoner Leo. With so much bustle it might be easy for you to get lost in the hustle. So inhale, breathe, and let it be. Stay positive and ride the waves of opportunity this month brings!

Libra November 2018

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Are you feeling the love stoner Libra, because you should be. The cosmos shines down on you with rays of love this November. However, be warned that this bright period could be an overload of senses and emotions. Remember to breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Never deny yourself honest feelings, but make certain you are acting with a balance of logic and informed wisdom. You may want to keep your bowl packed with a soothing strain of sacred herb for the intense moments to come.

Your personal sphere forecast comes with a warning, just as thinking with your stomach with a serious case of the munchies can lead to empty cupboards and regret, the gentleman Libra should be sure to think with the proper ego, lest they find worse than empty cupboards and sadness. To the lady Libra, toke a moment to reflect during intense emotional moments, considering safety and responsibility before getting caught in a bush with a half eaten cake like Johnny Cash. Either or, pondering a moment when faced with intense emotional decisions is always a good idea.

This ‘think things through’ theme follows through into the work sphere. It IS great to develop passionate ideas and fiery ideas, but do not rush in without a well though through plan. Overconfidence and emotional business decisions do not come without consequences, remember to bring a bowl of your best thoughtful strain of sacred herb to maul it over with.

Well thought through actions is the best way forward with most things in life, except improv acting obviously. And despite the warnings for this fine month, don’t forget that it should be spectacular and a wonderfully bright, fruitful and energetic period. Naturally for the stoner Libra, the results will depends on the balance of your scales… between bold passion and logical planning.

Taurus November 2018

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Stoner Taurus as the seasons change and the temperature continues to cool this November, you too must find your own chill. Never has there been a better place to find one’s chill, positivity, and a general sense of well being, than with the sacred herb in the midst of your smoke circle. So with this in mind, any reason is a good reason to get frosty with friends. And while you’re toking time amongst canna-buddies, perhaps contemplate the phrase, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.” Then further the concept with thoughts on how our attitude, perception and reactions shape our very reality.

Be forewarned, opposing forces will confront the stoner Taurus in November! But remember it is often how we react to obstacles, not the obstacle itself that has a lasting impact on our future. So when you find yourself rearing to charge forth, use your third eye to see and plan into the future. With preparation, stress free solutions could be at your fingertips once obstacles appear.

The work sphere calls for more doing, less consulting! Stoner Taurus YOU are responsible for the direction of your spacecraft. This is your craft, there are many like it, but this one is yours. You know where all the important mechanisms and inner workings are. More importantly you know which buttons not to push. So trust yourself, and full speed ahead. Guide your craft in a direction that’s already been mapped. You may need more than a lighter to explore these cosmic regions!

In the personal sphere you may find that choices can be obstacles from time to time as well. Many paths lay before you in November, and you may feel a pull from each of them. As with work, you should seek understanding, trust yourself, and make firm decisions.

There is no place more chill than to toke a moment amongst the stars with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. But be careful, smoking it up in the airlock is all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button.

Virgo November 2018

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Stoner Virgo whether or not you practice yoga, or make a weekly trip to the gym, it will be important for you to remain flexible this month. Just like the seasons, your surroundings are constantly changing. As long as you are willing and able to adapt, you will be ready to handle any curve ball the cosmos throws your way. With your chakras properly aligned, you will be able to share good vibes and great ganja with your closest partners-in-chronic.

It is recommended you stick to the sticky indicas this month stoner Virgo. Feel the body, ease the mind, and when needed use those calming herbs to stay grounded. Others are counting on you this month to be the stone which anchors them through rough winds. However, this does not mean you are responsible for their plight. As long as you are willing to stick with them through the highs and the lows, you will provide the support needed. Just do not over-promise! Be sure you are willing to go the distance, wherever the journey takes you. Otherwise you will hinder, not help, your fellow cosmic travelers.

For stoner Virgos who are responsible for leading others, it will be of the utmost importance to take stock of employees’ concerns. While HR may not be the most exciting part of work life, your response to dilemmas can mean the difference between setbacks or success. Stay calm, cool and collected when dealing with subordinates. An open heart and mind will inspire those around you, and will help to elevate the crew to an even higher level. If you are a stoner Virgo whose responsibility is to grind hard, keep crushing the workload. Even if you don’t hold a leadership position, your efforts and aspirations will inspire your peers to become the best version of themselves. Some say the sky’s the limit, but you have bigger plans and greater goals. While some may shoot for the moon, you should look beyond and set your sights on the stars!

Your inner light will burn bright throughout the month of November, and it will brighten the spirits of all those who cross your starry path. Be forewarned stoner Virgo, this period of prosperity comes with one tale of caution: Know your limits! While you may want to help everyone in your smoke circle, you can’t fire up others if you let your own flame burn out.

Aquarius November 2018

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Stoner Aquarius November will be all about the slow burn: So settled down, light one up, and let the good times roll. Although the weather may be cloudy, the best advice is to sit back with a fresh bowl of green and prepare for when blue skies return. Relax and recuperate with your favorite strain and fellow stoners. You will receive the greatest benefit if you invest your energy inward. The stars support spending time reconnecting with those who may have fallen away in times gone by. If there are apologies needed, then make them. If there are things that need to be said then say them. Sometimes we need to take a step back from a situation before we are ready to move forward. Do not miss an opportunity to spend time with your cannabis companions because of denial. Acknowledge the role you played in the disconnect with a lost bud.

Stoner Aquarius it is not required that you know your final destination so long as the direction you are headed is intentional. If you find yourself lost, it’s okay to make a u-turn, or double back to take the road less traveled. Spend the time needed preparing for the roads ahead, and it will be okay if you take a couple detours. While it is never a bad idea to wonder, you should limit the time you spend wandering. A space cruise can be therapeutic, and reaching for the stars can be aspirational, but right now the best advice is to keep your feet on the ground. The sacred herb does not cause us to blast off. Sometimes it can help us find our center of gravity, while all the other parts fall into place.

Regarding interpersonal relationships, whether this is romantic or friendly, be a willing copilot stoner Aquarius. When it comes to friends, all you have to do is be ready to ride, and bring some good green. Keep it light and fun loving, and all else will move forward in a positive direction. With lovers and loved ones, be sure you proceed cautiously with your intentions known. While there are no apparent roadblocks, it is important everyone agrees to the final destination, otherwise you will be in for a bumpy ride.

Aries November 2018

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Stoner Aries this month should come as a breath of fresh air. It seems this time has been set aside for you to truly toke a moment to recover from the tedious daily grind. Puff puff pass on the stress this November and take time off work when possible. When you do have downtime, remember to toke time for yourself. Do things that bring you enjoyment!

As bold as you are, this month you need to direct that quality inward. Work as hard for yourself as you do on the job. And when you’ve got a moment to make plumes with your smoke circle, look out for a good brainstorm brewing on the horizon. This would be a marvelous time to seek collaboration for work problems. Not just with coworkers, but your partners-in-chronic may have the gust of creative inspiration you’ve needed. And though you may have the ability to take it all on, it is not recommended that you shoulder all the responsibility. Ensure your team takes the workload in balance. You already have your own personal mission this month.

Stoner Aries there is a personal fork in the road ahead. How the fork got there, or the motives behind the intersection are beyond comprehension. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Aries. How you react to disappointment could send you down the wrong road. Besides, the fork may be a product of your expectations. Keep your chill, and move on with positivity in your heart.

For those solo stoners, focus on finding peace and happiness in yourself. Release the pressure to find significant relationships. When we stop searching and toke a moment to love ourselves, we can be the best we can be, and find peace. And when you’re at peace, amazing things happen. Manifest your reality, single stoner Aries!

For the partnered Aries, cut through the smoke clouds this month and burn a path to your significant cannabis companion. Here you should seek to lavish your partner with quality time and quality tokage. It is time for you to fully enjoy this bond. Fight the good fight, and toke the good smoke.

Cancer November 2018

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Stoner Cancer remember you are blessed! Events unfolding around you this month may make this feeling a bit harder to believe. You can’t always control what things happen, but you are still in charge of how you respond to the chaos when it comes. November will be a month where it seems like you are going nowhere fast, which is why you should avoid couchlock or being reckless with your herbal recreation time. You will not need any extra help slowing things down, so choose when you take your smoke sessions carefully.

You may want to consider taking a tolerance break this month stoner Cancer. This does not necessarily mean you need to give up the ganja completely. But you must be more strategic about when you take your toke time. There will be situations which will require a clear, logical, and focused mind. On the other hand, it will be equally important you set aside time to rest and realign your chakras. Perhaps this month your smoke sessions should be solo missions. Spending time by yourself, meditating with a freshly packed bowl of your favorite calming cannabis, will help ease the mind and invigorate your passion.

At work, you don’t need to be the most potent bud in the garden, but it will help if you are the most thought provoking. Keep people guessing where you will take them stoner Cancer. You still need to have specific goals, but it will require creative, out-of-the-box approaches to achieve them. Your canopy will grow to greater heights than many of your peers this month, but keep your roots firmly grounded. Be humble in your success. Remember stoner Cancer, there is a thin line between confident and cocky.

The brightest and most inspiring aspects this month will come from external forces. Those who are always ready to ride, and down to roll one up, will be a crucial element in lifting your spirits. Be generous with your kindness and friendship. You may not find ‘true love,’ but you will greatly expand your smoke circle simply by being your caring self. We get what we give, stoner Cancer, so keep the good vibes flowing. Even the simplest thing, like enjoying the sacred herb with your fellow stoners, will help to spark excitement in life and keep your passions burning strong.

Scorpio November 2018

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So much time in life is spent seeking the colors in between black and white. November could prove to be a dazzling display for the stoner Scorpio. But do not allow your third eye and deep introspection to distract you from making clear and decisive decisions and actions. Last month ingrained trusting yourself, confidence in action, and valuing your own thoughts and opinion. These traits will help you choose actions with confidence in the current period. Important decisions like when it is time to pack a fresh bowl among-st friends, you don’t debate or hesitate; you act.

Confident action is exactly what you need right now stoner Scorpio. Furthermore you’ll find that there’s no time to stop and play out all of the ramifications and ripples of possible actions. That’s not to say act without thinking; but be aware that plans from previous periods will be about as effective as cached bud. Sometimes you just need a fresh choice of action and a fresh bowl. Everything you do this November will be set forth from your current mindset.

Again, avoid philosophical quandaries in November. There is no end to the depths of the human condition. It will be easy to get lost in the depths of complications so it is best to stay on the surface this month. It matters not if it’s the work or personal sphere, spelunking the depths of each problem isn’t a good idea.

Stoner Scorpio the end of the month may be much more emotional than expected. This period is perfect for healing traumas from long ago that still fester. Seeking closeness from a cannabis companion may open up an opportunity not just to share a bowl, but squash the beef. So spark one up and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for healing. Letting go of trauma is good for the soul.

Sagittarius November 2018

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Sagittarius November 2018







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Stoner Sagittarius don’t be alarmed if you feel a surge of newfound energy! New planetary allies shine down on you this November to give you an extra boost. With this newfound cosmic support, multi tasking should be a breeze. So strike that poised archer pose from the tree-tops with a pipe blazing in your hand. Visualize your goals and burn a path to glory. The rewards won’t come easy, but with keen actions, a sharp mind, and the proper smoke signals, they will be yours.

Stoner Sagittarius, the cosmic ranger, despite being naturally charismatic tends to be a solitary sort. As you well know, they prefer to execute their missions alone. Nevertheless, to further your efforts this November it would be wise to utilize your fellow cosmic astronauts. You will be wise to make use of the profound thoughts your smoke circle puffs up. Everything you wish to accomplish can be done with a team effort!

Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius: This surge of energy you feel doesn’t change who you are. Just like a knight charging the front line with an arrow nocked, an archer in the trees with a sword isn’t very effective either, now is it? Stay in your lane. Use your own tools and skills to aid forward movement to achieve the desired results. The swashbuckling sword approach has never been your style anyway.

Your life could be likened to a huge frosty bud right about now, but the threat of couch lock is very real! Grind hard stoner Sagittarius, and you will reap the sweet smoky zest of success. Best results for November can only be attained by constant motion and continued efforts. Combat the urge to lounge about in a snuggie with your favored Sativa strain!

Be on guard within your personal sphere! Just as the key pieces of a puzzle help you appreciate the bigger picture and where to attack next, important decisions based on arbitrary circumstances may require you to look further into your situation and position. Use your third eye to see a more holistic picture and find the proper response. A strong and decisive Sagittarius will walk out of the smoke unscathed. Your positive and strong emotional outlook should keep you sailing smooth.

Pisces November 2018

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Pisces November 2018







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Stoner Pisces your success this month will not be determined by your abilities, but by your willingness to put in the effort needed to get the job done. You are more than capable of the hard grind ahead. However, in order to achieve harmony in November, you must give equal attention to nurturing the mind, body, and spirit. Focusing on any one aspect too much, may result in a chaotic period.

Success or failure will be the result of personal effort. There are no cosmic plots to bring you misfortune. This means you need to be mindful of the intentions of your fellow terrestrial travelers, and not worry so much about what the stars have in store. You may not be able to control the intentions of others, but you can be ready to respond in kind. Your best bet is to keep the peace pipe packed with your favorite, calming cannabis strain. As long as everyone is able to meet on the same herbal ground, all will be able to rise to a higher, more peaceful plain.

When it comes to work, your focus should be solely on your own responsibilities. There will be those who seek to spread rumors in order to make themselves look better, but pay no attention to their fabricated dramas. As long as you invest effort into the tasks at hand, you will achieve greater success than your peers who instead will waste energy trying to slow down others’ progress. Keep up the grind, stoner Pisces! This may mean taking solo smoke breaks in order to find your own center of gravity, but the rewards will be worth it. Avoiding unnecessary conflicts will help you approach obstacles logically and with a direct focus, instead of personal motives.

The goal this season is to achieve a clear mind, a sound body, and solid emotions. You should be strategic with your smoke sessions. Invoke the sacred herb to inspire creativity and kindness. Use the ganja to gather your closest cannabis companions and promote positive progress. Whether it’s a themed party or weekday smoke sesh, bringing everyone together to relax and recharge the spirits will help to prepare the whole cannabis crew for the trying times ahead.

Virgo October 2018

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Virgo October 2018







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The month of October will bring out the most Virgo-like qualities in you. Your attention to detail will prove to be of great assistance to you during this time. Plan execution and task mastery will be at an ultimate peak, but be wary of potential buzz kills trying to crash your productivity party.

In your professional life, it is likely that you will have to call on outside sources for assistance dealing with issues outside of your expertise. Be forewarned stoner Virgo, there are challenges to this necessary reliance. Fact check to make sure that you are not receiving bunk information, and purge out anyone who may be taking advantage or mooching off of your hard work. Diligence, confidence, and awareness will be the keys to a kush month for you. The current planetary alignment is pushing you into a planning phase. Although big accomplishments will not come this month, now is the time to lay the building blocks for future success. Don’t let a few uncomfortable circumstances allow your mental cherry to burn out. You’ve got this!

Your personal life is in need of a good detox this month. This does not mean that you need to lay the pipe down for good, but rather don’t get so caught up in a smoky haze. October smoke clouds could obscure obstacles in your path. It is important to routinely assess your cosmic wavelength and emotional karma. Honesty is key.

Take a microscopic look at those in your smoke circle. Are these healthy relationships? Do they treat you like a smoke buddy, or a bag of schwag? Have you been treating them like the good bud they are? Now might not be the most idealistic time to try to calibrate the scales of friendship, but with a reflective step back you might notice that there are some toxic relationships clogging up your pipe.

Taurus October 2018

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Taurus October 2018







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Stoner Taurus you might find that October brings a little pep to your step! You’ve made it over challenges and through periods of lower celestial energy, to the here and now. In this moment, the best wisdom to take away is to use this period to solve existing problems and tackle current obstacles despite the pull of a blazing hot cosmic wind at your back. Are you feeling a spark of excitement in your chest? You should be excited, October is going to be lit.

Speaking of lit! Toke a moment to appreciate your cosmic situation from high above the terrestrial plane. Perhaps voyage with a fellow cannabis companion. Not only would it be advantageous to view your current obstacles from HIGH above, but an outside perspective could help you find your way forward.

The work sphere will be simple enough this month, but simple doesn’t always mean easy. You can channel that high cosmic energy level into hitting the ground running. Hard work and problem solving will be the best approach this month, right from the start.

Stoner Taurus don’t look now, but your personal sphere is on fire! Not literally, you don’t need to rush off for a fire extinguisher. But you will light up the night because October promises to be straight fire. The fire to come depends on the integrity of your past intentions, decisions, and actions. With the best intentions and most honest decisions behind you, the universe will reward you with all the delights available on our terrestrial sphere. However, be mindful not to rush into love. As with every journey in life, rushing can result in a bad trip.

For the stoner Taurus lucky in love, you will find it very wise to seek compromise in conflict. Otherwise you might find putting your foot down with demands, could leave that foot injured. I suggest rather than jeopardizing your digits, spend time on a passion project. Conflict avoidance mixed with an enjoyable experience, perfect!

Scorpio October 2018

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Stoner Scorpio this October you are the captain of your own ship, and the commander of your own destiny. While the cosmos may have its own plans for you, its role will be that of a passive passenger. The good and bad news of this means if you stub your toe, you don’t get to blame it on external forces. So, be diligent, vigilant and be aware of your surroundings. The universe will not be your ultimate protector this month, you will have to rely upon your own positive vibes and your own ability to make good choices.

You do not have to go it alone stoner Scorpio. Lean on your friends when the road gets bumpy. But, only put your trust in your close cannabis companions. You may not like this dependency, but feel comfort in knowing sometimes we all get by with a little help from our friends. Remember to use your words stoner Scorpio. No one will be able to help if they do not know the full story. Whether it’s moments of increased anxiety, or an awesome experience you simply must share, be sure to share the full story.

Avoid couch lock this month by sticking with those stimulating, sticky Sativas. You have great ambition stoner Scorpio, and this month success will be in the follow through. The difference between doing and don’ting rests squarely on your shoulders. Just remember you are capable of conquering any obstacle which may present itself. Be mindful of the details. Cross the t’s and dot the i’s. Be sure to double check your work. As long as you pay attention, you will easily avoid unnecessary mistakes.

The biggest take away this month is to remember you are the master of your domain. Create your own destiny stoner Scorpio, but take care of your mind, body and soul first. The sacred herb can be the catalyst to recuperate and relax while also providing the mindset for introspection and cosmic contemplation. This period will increase the internal value for you, and this will radiate outward toward future endeavors.

If you’re a stoner Scorpio who is lucky in love, stay close to your cannabis companions. There will be pressure and opportunity that may pull you away from your family unit. You must resist the temptation of the grass being greener on the other side: Focus your attention on those closest to you and keep your inner fire burning bright.

Sagittarius October 2018

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Stoner Sagittarius to make October a fun and fruitful month, the recipe is simple: Keep it moving and keep it positive. The energy we send out into the universe ultimately returns to its source. Stay in Karma’s good graces by doing your part to pay forward any and all good vibes that come your way.

Although the trees are shedding their leaves and growth is slowing down outside, it doesn’t mean your personal growth should be any less than it was during the summer months. You can find inspiration in the most unexpected places stoner Sagittarius. Whether you get that sudden spark while lighting one up with the crew, or while looking inward during a solo meditative smoke session, be mindful of when creativity is at its peak. If you harness this energy and focus it towards self improvement, you will surprise even yourself as to how much progress you can make towards your highest goals.

At work, the sacred herb and creative problem solving will go hand in hand. This doesn’t mean you should be burning all your buds while on the clock. Rather any time spent with the sacred herb will carry over the benefits to getting the job done in new and innovative ways. Use this forward momentum to advance your current skills or learn new ones. Getting cross trained in other aspects in the workplace, especially those not immediately related to your specific job description, will give you a competitive advantage and better opportunity for advancement.

While you should prepare yourself to grind hard when it comes to official work business, you can expect homelife to be a peaceful counterbalance. Kick off the shoes and pack a fresh bowl stoner Sagittarius, you’ve earned it! As long as you don’t try to make waves, the month should be mostly smooth sailing. If any conflicts do arise, you can resolve them quickly with a little blunt talking; that is, pass the peace pipe and share your thoughts. The problem will seem much smaller from a higher vantage point.

Don’t limit your creative endeavors and learning to the workplace. Spend time enjoying your hobbies, or finding new ones. Whether your favorite activity is cooking, exercising, hiking, or simply smoking some kind bud with those in your cannabis-crew, make the most of this prosperous time by doing what you love.

Pisces October 2018

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Pisces October 2018







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Confidence stoner Pisces! This second month of fall isn’t one to be meek or mousy, but you aren’t a super hero either. Finding that inner balance between the victim and the champion will help you move forward during this fine month. Never forget that you aren’t alone on your voyage. Perhaps toke a moment with the song “With A Little Help From My Friends” by the Beatles to set the mood for a meditative smoke session. Partners in chronic will surely help this process, but remember that true strength comes from within.

It’s time, stoner Pisces; time to take on the lingering problems and obstacles that have stuck around from last month and beyond. You’re good enough. You’re smart enough. And you’re not alone in this struggle. You may find that friends always abound when there’s smoke around, but your closest cannabis companions will always be there for you.

The cosmic planetary alignment is currently giving a boost to your third eye. Thus you must trust your senses and instincts this month. But with these heightened senses, action must be accompanied. A lookout in a crow’s nest warns his fellow sailors of hazards ahead, so corrective action can be taken. Seeing an obstacle approaching doesn’t help if you don’t take the corrective action needed. A meditative journey with the sacred herb will help you further understand your position in the universe and broaden your already Jedi-like skills of perception.

Your personal sphere should be calm seas, smooth smoke, and will have a much easier flow than your work sphere. Be ready to join your cannabis companions when the opportunity arises, and let the good vibes wash over you.

Stoner Pisces self confidence can be aided by spiritual growth. You may wish to consider trying something new this month to assist in spiritual growth. Whether it is yoga, massage, or even a session in a float tank, try to build positive patterns early in the month and let the positive vibes stack throughout.

Libra October 2018

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Stoner Libra, the stars have aligned to assist you on your journey this October! You’ll find opportunity to influence and impact society on this terrestrial plane we call home. However, you won’t find this impact wandering the plains searching for the right opportunity. The focus and direction must come from your own internal desires. Once you’ve surveyed and accepted that, the path you’ve chosen must become your singular focus to achieve desired results.

This isn’t a time for collaboration or leaning on your partners in chronic, stoner Libra. It’s time to give your cosmic space suit a once-over. You’ll want to ensure your stash box is filled to the brim and ready for some solo missions for a higher perspective. That’s not to say you need to keep your plans secret from mission control, but rather you need to understand that there’s no room for stowaways on your personal mission to a higher perspective.

Your work sphere will need some honing. Start by asking yourself, “What is most important to attack NOW?” Nobody wants a weak toke if there isn’t enough bud to spread around; you combine or restock. Similarly, spreading yourself too thin can result in overall weakness in October. To counter this, take direct and decisive action to the most pressing problems, which will also make the most of your cosmic support. As you surely know by now, if and when the stars align, it’s time to act.

Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Your personal sphere will require you to keep your chill, so things will remain cool. Over analyzing and worrying will only feed into paranoid anxious smoke clouds. Paranoia will obscure normal situations, transferring them into emotional obstacles. Stay frosty stoner Libra, and this will keep you from treading down a path of negativity.

Leo October 2018

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Stoner Leo you can expect to make great progress towards achieving long standing and lofty goals this month. Although this is good news and should be an additional motivator for you to keep your grind strong, it comes with cautionary advice: Be steadfast, but do not be stubborn! Sometimes the stars have great plans for us, but this can mean destiny is not necessarily within our control. So, be flexible and remain confident. Do not be discouraged by the notion that the stars have bigger plans for you. As long as you put in the work and are ready for the adventure, you will be happy with the results.

Think of October like a well rolled joint. If done correctly, you’ll eventually achieve the desired effects at a steady and slow burning pace. Plant your seeds early in the month. If you do, you will watch seemingly tiny, unimpressive seeds transform into budding flowers. Just like you would attend to a garden, be sure to nurture your mind, body, and spirit so you can flourish and experience positive growth.

It is easy to enjoy the beauty of a flower in full bloom. But, it can be less exciting putting in the work during vegetative states. Don’t be afraid to get those hands dirty stoner Leo. It can be hard work to stay positive when the atmosphere feels stagnate. Progress comes in phases. Remain optimistic during the slower moments, and you will get to enjoy all of the positive fruits of your labor later in the month.

In the workplace, remember you do not have to take on every obstacle by yourself. This period is not the time to outshine or outperform coworkers. No one benefits from others looking bad. Collaboration will be the key to a successful work dynamic. Perhaps you could use a little help from the peace pipe packed with a bit of freshly ground sacred herb. Consult one another when big decisions need to be made. There is nothing wrong with the team taking time for a little herbal meditation when the stakes are especially high.

There are likely to be a few surprises on the homefront this month. They will be positive as long as you view them in a positive light. Just light one up and enjoy the ride stoner Leo. If you pay attention to your surroundings, the universe will reveal the path you are meant to follow; and rest assured it is positively enlightening.

Gemini October 2018

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Stoner Gemini the highlights and excitement of October will be contrasted with serious work and decisions. Like a smoke circle with two bowls rotating opposite directions, your attention will be needed in many areas at the same time. The tricky nature of the cosmic support for this fall month will require some canna-creative thinking on your part. Do not try to solve all problems or jump all obstacles at the same time this month. This cosmic trap will lead backward fixing issues instead of forward building positive momentum.

Seek guidance from the sacred herb to ignite your creativity. It will be up to the stoner Gemini to initiate a newfound spark into the work engine to keep positive momentum. This does not necessarily mean you need to take action with productivity or ambition. Sometimes a simple, yet creative, addition to the workplace can transform the mundane into a passionate endeavor. This positive change could be as simple as a new morning yoga routine, team building lunch, or a brainstorming smoke session with teammates. Perhaps an herbal inspired idea will be the catalyst for positive momentum at work.

On a personal level, October may prove to be emotionally challenging for the stoner Gemini. It is best to take the high road when presented with any conflict. Seek no war and avoid drama with cannabis companions. Let the issues of others puff, puff, pass you by. Not all conflicts within the smoke circle need you to “throw down” your input.

October may require the attention of both twins for the stoner Gemini. At times you may feel like you are being pulled in many different directions. Breathe, inhale, and let it be. You can only take one hit at a time. Find herbal inspiration when dealing with overwhelming situations. Again, creative solutions could save your grass this month. Toke time to yourself, and look to your best buds for any needed stress relief.

Capricorn October 2018

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Stoner Capricorn ….. You got this! While others are hunkering down for the cold weather of the fall season, you are still pushing to make the most of the shrinking days of sunlight. Trust in yourself stoner Capricorn. Trust you will have the juju to make it through even the most hazy weather. Enjoy the sacred herb when you can, there should be plenty of opportunity to do so. But be ready to grind hard when the smoke clouds clear.

Trust your instincts! You’re in the zone, and your positivity is sure to be passed around in your smoke circle. Your chakras are aligned and the stars have your back. Be confident in your assessments of what each situation requires of you. As long as you are willing to put in the work, you will continue to see positive returns on your investment. Just be sure to make time for those much needed meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Although you may feel like you are on cloud nine, it will take a little bit of herbal inspiration to keep those spirits high.

When it comes to the work sphere, stick to the plan stoner Capricorn. You have spent the summer months preparing for the down times, but in reality there is nothing slower about the fall season. All energy should be spent on solving anticipated problems, not dwelling on them. As long as you implement your efforts into creating solutions, you will be able to make it back to the intended path of prosperity.

While the best advice is to trust your gut response, be sure you give each situation thorough consideration. Confidence is key, stoner Capricorn, but arrogance could be your downfall when it comes to cannabis companions. Remember to stay humble, but keep that sticky green at the ready. It will help you stay grounded. It’s okay to keep our head in the clouds; it’s how we keep our dreams alive. But you will go further if you remain steadfast and focused on the journey ahead.

Cancer October 2018

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From last month’s endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They’ve slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have potential for great change and impact. Will you find a new direction, a new outlook, a new goal? How you play your hand is as always up to you, the crafty stoner crab.

Stoner Cancer the work sphere is expected to change this month. It does not matter if you planned for these changes. Toking a moment for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb can widen your cone of perception. Find ways to be yourself within the confines of the terrestrial plain. Be the agile crab zigzagging up the best path on the wave-whipped rocky shores of life. Opportunities will present themselves, and some will be more tempting than others. Ensure you truly know what you’re landing on before you jump. Being washed back out with the cold pull of the tide, and losing progress isn’t something anyone enjoys. Be cognizant of time, passion, and people needed for larger opportunities. Be confident! You can do this, stoner Cancer. Recall back to your first toke if you will. As with all things, it tokes practice to make the master.

Expect a rush in the personal sphere, and perhaps fetch a pail. Despite the negative connotation of, “When it rains it pours,” you’ll like this rain. For the single Cancers, be sure to set out your pots and pans. In October you will find the possibility of new cannabis companions that could light the fuse that blasts open your new path.

Don your thinking cap this month, stoner Cancer. Fly high above the terrestrial plain with cannabis infused rocket fuel. This broader perspective will help you navigate your path in October.

Aries October 2018

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Aries October 2018







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Stoner Aries October may feel as if you’ve finally exited the rat race only to be unceremoniously dropped into an episode of the Twilight Zone. There may be very strange days ahead for you in this period of finicky cosmic winds.

Despite strange days ahead, this will be an energetic period for you. You will find that for the tasks you take up, everything you need to accomplish them is within you. This energetic time isn’t just for your own benefit, but for those around you too. October is a time of service, to self to family, to your smoke circle, and to those you encounter in life who need it.

For this fickle month, even the best laid plans won’t help steer the course. And that’s alright, because you’ve got the skillz to pay the billz. Or shall I say the energy and instincts to react accordingly for changing situations, or spur of the moment opportunities. Embrace the chaos stoner Aries because positive action leads to positive results. On the flip side, turning a blind third eye to the opportunities or obstacles you encounter will surely lead to negative paths. React quickly and decisively, but do so with your cannabis companions in mind. You can help others in this time, but remember that path works both ways. Between you and yours and a packed bowl, there’s nothing you can’t achieve.

Your work sphere calls for action, decisiveness, and task mastery. Right now mulling over options could lead to unfavorable circumstances. Generally with decisions an herbal medicated mulling never hurts, but in the present you need decisive confident action. When in doubt, collaborate! Together, there’s nothing you and your crew can’t do.

The same theme applies to your personal sphere: action and decisiveness. Contemplate too deep and you could undo an opportunity, or enlarge an obstacle. For the single Aries, you’ll be entering a bright period of smoke circle expansion. Enjoy life, don’t worry about the significance of others, just enjoy them. For the partnered Aries, dive deep into family. Dependability can create unbreakable familial bonds. Strengthening those bonds will allow for expansion of influence in the future. With an earnest effort, all returns will be positive.

Aquarius October 2018

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Stoner Aquarius the cosmic waves of the last period pushed you regardless of your own desires. Now you find yourself on the shores of your next venture! In small waves, positivity and accomplishment will flow to you in October. Self confidence is at the forefront of this cosmic movement. With this confidence in mind, you should avoid taking steps into the unknown, or placing yourself in situations where you are insecure. Even the best path can trip you up if you can’t see your footing. This isn’t to say neglect these things, but perhaps break out a torch! With understanding of the terrain ahead comes the confidence to take on your objectives. This applies to both work and personal spheres, stoner Aquarius.

The current planetary alignment doesn’t offer assistance in good fortune or protection, but the cosmos will come through for those Aquarius taking confident strides toward their target.

Feeling uncertain for times ahead? A positive mental outlook goes a long way. Get out and participate in life! The activity matters not. What does matter is that you say “Yes!” to life. And if the attention turns your way, don’t shy away from the spotlight. In fact now might be a good time to recall the name of that tune you enjoy belting out at karaoke before someone else picks one for you! It is vital early in the month to toke time for a meditative smoke session. Center your medicated highs on confidence within yourself. Everything you need to succeed is within you. Stuart Smalley, renowned motivational speaker, may have said it best, “You are good enough, you are smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!”

Stoner Aquarius now isn’t the time to jump into new projects, skills, or passion projects in the work sphere. For you, universal support is focused on project completion. Now is the best time to zip up those tasks you’ve neglected before you pack any more to-dos onto the list.

Now this should go without saying, stoner Aquarius, but avoid shady undertakings! If you find yourself placed in an uncomfortable position, toke a moment to contemplate and play the situation forward. You should consider all repercussions beyond the current moment before any action is taken.

Libra September 2018

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Stoner Libra on this first month of fall, the universe neither seeks to aid nor hinder you on your journey. With the celestial winds still, now is not the best time for flying a kite. However it is a wonderful time to relax, and toke a moment amongst your partners in chronic. Spark up the peace pipe, and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for meditation. You may discover a new cannabis companion or two, just go where the smoke clouds take you, and see what happens!

Relaxation and recuperation are vital for you this month stoner Libra. Find stress relieving moments to meditate with the sacred herb. Typically we are told hard work is its own reward. For this time period over-working, just like over-toking, will lead to burnout.

Regarding the work sphere, utilize your fellow terrestrial astronauts stuck in the gears of the economic machine. Many hands make heavy lifting light work. If solo work is your groove, recall the tale of the tortoise and the hare: Slow and steady will get you to your destination this September.

Nature is calling to you stoner Libra. Get outside and enjoy the beauty our cosmic spacecraft has to offer. Toke time to contemplate the words of Bob Marley, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Seek a new perspective on life and your place amongst the broader smoke circle. Inhale, breath and let it be; relax stoner Libra. Perhaps plan a hike or outing with your smoke circle. Take time to soak-up and appreciate all those positive vibes.

For the smoked-out single Libras, this can be a month of passion if you so wish! Fight the urge to take flight. Stick around until the smoke clears, and you might find the excitement you’ve been looking for. For stoner Libras with enough excitement in their life, be at ease with this moment of peace in your home. Consider taking time with your favorite strain of the sacred herb, toking a moment to stoke the fires of your personal passion projects.

Virgo September 2018

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From the slow uneventful to the fire Stoner Virgo! September will give you a chance to blaze your path to glory. But be ready! Protect yourself from whiplash, as positive movement and the momentum it gains will amaze you.

From time to time our lives can feel like a stuck bolt. Regardless of wrenching, oiling, and due diligence, the harder you push the further you get nowhere. It’s infuriating, right? In the first month of fall, everything that goes around comes back around. The cosmos has brought an opportunity for you to unstick this karmic or cosmic jam. Planetary alignment is now in your favor! Finally, you’ll be able to crack the code and move forward.

This is an exciting time for you, but this positive momentum comes with a warning! This opportunity, this gift from the universe, can be undone with careless words or actions. Your communication tools are a great asset, but also potentially a great liability. Bold words and actions must be chosen wisely, planned and acted out precisely. Don’t accidentally dismiss the cosmic opportunity practically being handed to you with a quick snide remark, or dismissive tardy attendance. If forward momentum is what you seek, this is the moment you’ve been waiting for.

Excel, is the root word for excellence. To excel in your work sphere this September you must be excellent. The universe is aligned and ready for you on your journey of positivity. Each of us has our time, and this is yours. Be the first to step up, be responsible, crush the opposition.

The lens of excelling isn’t the one to use on your personal sphere stoner Virgo. Instead, just have fun! Enjoyment should be the operative word on this fine month of September. Avoid heavy contemplative Indica strains. Couchlock is the enemy! Arm yourself with energetic Sativa strains, and get out as much as you can with your cannabis companions. Take that trip, enjoy life, feel the positive vibes of the universe flowing through you!

Stoner Virgo just as you watch others, they look to you when they need a different perspective. A good portion of your success this month depends on how you influence others. Toke time to share that pep in your step with your broader smoke circle. It’d be a shame to keep this cosmic blessing all to yourself.

Pisces September 2018

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Stoner Pisces after cosmic influences pushed and pulled all summer long, this first month of fall brings them to a lull. Cosmic destiny and universal guidance will be muted in September. It’s your turn to step up and take the reins. This isn’t a bad thing, but rather a moment to shine. This would be that moment you’ve been waiting for to enact those plans you’ve been making over the past few months. Your destiny and impact lie within your hands and action stoner Pisces.

Sharing is caring, but remember sanitization! Good bud shared between good buds should be done with caution and consideration. Protect yourself from not just the physical bugs, but emotional ones too. Being, or feeling run down this month could derail the impetus behind your ambitious quest.

Your work and love spheres will undergo changes, but YOU drive these changes. The universe sits back and watches, knowing the gifts and guidance leading to this moment will see you through. The direction of this change is up to you. Positive or negative, it is all within your actions and decisions. Toke time early this month to contemplate the direction you wish to proceed. It’s vital that you remain true to yourself. Everything boils down to one question: “Is this good for me, or bad for me?”. Answering that with blunt honesty will keep you on track. Be sure not to overextend yourself, and recall the lyrics of Bob Marley’s Three Little Birds, “Don’t worry about a thing. ‘Cause every little thing gonna be alright.”

The current period is a blessing stoner Pisces. The changes you initiate this month could have long lasting reverberations through space time. Choice, protection, and desire should be the three key mantras repeated during the early month meditative smoke session. You are guiding your cosmic journey, go somewhere awesome!

Aries September 2018

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Stoner Aries, in the first month of fall you may be feeling like you are going nowhere fast. Instead of chasing after personal goals, you will feel more like a rat, running in a race you’re not sure you signed up for. But don’t be discouraged, Stoner Aries. Although it might take you longer to reach your final destination, be confident you will ultimately make it to wherever you want to go. The stars simply have a different path for you at this point in time. .

You have two ways you can respond to these unexpected detours, stoner Aries. You can complain and whine about how events didn’t happen exactly how you wanted them to; or you can light one up, burn one down, and remind yourself you are simply taking the scenic route. It’s usually a matter of perspective. If you don’t like the view, it won’t hurt to see things from a higher vantage point. You will not need to change your plans, only your attitude … and maybe the bong water on occasion won’t hurt.

Dedicate time specifically for meditative smoke sessions. Remember that those sacred flowers are there to help. In the workplace, they can help you find an agreed upon path forward. With direction obtained from your third eye wisdom, you will not waste precious energy on arguing. Time saved can be better spent working toward success.

Stick with the tried and true at work. September is not the time for pipe dreams. It is the time for a get-the-job-done approach. If you are able to remain focused on the bottom line while on the grind, there will be plenty of time later to burn some fresh green and savor the sweet flavor of success.

Stoner Aries keep the pipe packed and the hemp wick handy on all your worldly adventures. Avoid starting new projects at home. Summer has been a busy season with good momentum regarding personal relationships. So be sure to finish strong and avoid burnout with the end so near. Keep your best buds in mind when embarking upon any end-of-summer trips. You know your closest canna-companions are always ready to spark one up, and are forever down to ride.

Capricorn September 2018

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Stoner Capricorn this first month of fall is similar to clay, shape it as you see fit! However, be forewarned, cosmic support will come and go like waves crashing against a shoreline. To counter this cosmic conundrum, remember to trust your instincts. Use your head, but always listen to your gut. Be confident and trust yourself stoner Capricorn!

Confidence is key to positive outcomes this month. The world turns, the sun rises & falls, and tides ebb & flow. These things are given in our terrestrial reality. However, only you have the knowledge and power to bring the best of yourself forward. Meditative smoke sessions focused on trust and faith in yourself will aid you on this journey. Cannabis companions can help you see the best in you, but only you can manifest this perspective in your reality.

In the work sphere it is vital that you stay active. Keep pressing, but do not rush any aspect this month. A steady, thoughtful pace will see you through your days. Prior smoke sessions with the sacred herb in earlier months to gain perspective come into play now. The expansion of your work sphere, whether in pay or position is possible, but it must be carefully thought out and planned. It’s time to get those third eye daydreams down on paper!

September pledges more bright and exciting experiences in love, stoner Capricorn. Soak up the extra energy and positive vibes from the transitioning late summer sun. Press at work, but don’t press at love. Single Capricorns should strive to find enjoyment within their current relationship status. That could mean flirting to your heart’s content, or taking a moment to truly love and appreciate yourself. Those Capricorns with significant partners in chronic should commit themselves in service to family. Rewards from this will be bountiful, and no energy will be wasted. What a wonderful trade off if you ask me. Stay lifted stoner Capricorn … #Enjoy.

Cancer September 2018

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Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role in your adventure. Just because things are going your way, does not mean you should leave things up to chance. Be ready to grind hard, because the return on investment this month will be more than worth it.

Pay special attention to your inner-workings stoner Cancer. You will benefit this month from many meditative smoke sessions. Whether these are solo voyages, or a full-on smoke circle with the closest partners-in-chronic, let the sacred herb help you release your creative side. While some see cannabis as an escape, you know it can be a grounding force. So, smoke-on stoner Cancer and center those chakras.

The workplace will be the most dynamic sphere in the first fall month. Perhaps it is finally time you branch out on your own to become the master of your own domain! If self-employment is not an achievable prospect at this time, then take time to assess what comes next. Whether or not you are ready to make a move, you should be preparing yourself to act when the opportunity for advancement presents itself.

The personal sphere will require your attention stoner Cancer. With summer coming to a close, and fall quickly approaching, now is the perfect time to gather the crew and hit the road. Get back into the green! This is meant both literally and figuratively. What better place to burn some good bud than out adventuring on the terrestrial plane. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the beach or week long escape far into the forest, get back to nature and remember how deep those roots grow.

Scorpio September 2018

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It is true stoner Scorpio, you’ve been going hard since summer started. And, if you were to be honest with yourself, you’ve been on the grind for most of 2018. The constant forward momentum is finally catching up. In the first month of fall, you will feel torn between your brain and your heart. Your brain will tell you to slow down. Your heart will tell you to keep pushing. Realistically you should try to do both stoner Scorpio: The theme of September is balance.

If you’re in too great a hurry, you are likely to make unforced errors. You’ll end up spending more time fixing problems you could have easily avoided if you had been more thorough the first time around. On the other hand, you definitely want to keep busy and avoid couchlock. The goal is to be somewhere in the middle, Stoner Scorpio. Balanced like a well rolled joint: Burning slow and steady, but certain to get the job done. It is recommended you find a quality hybrid and stick with it this month. The Indica side can help relax and heal a worn down cosmic space suit, while the uplifting properties of the Sativa will be just what you need to maintain focus and keep your spirits high.

Work will be no less busy than it has been in recent months, but you are likely to encounter new problems. While you are capable to fix these issues, you must seek the help of some unlikely assistants. Instead of turning to your coworkers for help, you should enlist the brain power of your closest cannabis companions. That’s right stoner Scorpio, it’s time to order the pizza, roll up a fatty, and get to work. Although some call us lazy, one title you have to give herb smokers is creative. Your friends may not know all the ins and outs of your job, but they can analyze tough problems from a higher plain, and offer fresh takes from outside of the box.

When things have settled down at work, you can relax. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Scorpio. You still have a little bit of summer left, so round up the smoke circle and make the most of it. Hit the trails, the beach, or just hit the bong from the comfort of your pad. At the end of a long day, nothing beats a fresh bowl of herb and time with your best buds.

Gemini September 2018

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Stoner Gemini while other stoner zodiac signs are winding down after a long summer season, you are just getting started. The stars have few plans for you during the first month of harvest, which means you can pursue your goals without fear of external interference. This doesn’t mean September is slack-off season, rather you should expect full returns on all efforts you invest into turning those dreams into tangible results.

Cannabis can, and definitely should be a crucial component in expanding your creative capacities stoner Gemini. Who would have thought a bong rip could lead to a break through? Or, that smoking on sticky sativa would result in next level insights? As a ganja-loving Gemini, it is safe to say, “You did!” By embracing an alternative approach to commonplace problems, you set yourself apart and ahead of the pack. From this particular position, you will have a unique perspective to help tackle even the most unexpected obstacles with confidence and ease.

Although you are hustling hard to make the most of the remaining sunny days stoner Gemini, be sure you do not work away your last chance to chill out with all your partners in chronic. It will be crucial you maintain a good balance between work and home life. Although you may feel energetic and excited at the prospect of summer smoke sessions with the peeps, remember to pay attention to your personal needs. While it is always good to toke one with the crew, you will find it equally refreshing to pack a bowl and fly solo from time to time.

Take care of those nearest you this month stoner Gemini. Those who call you family know they can rely on you if they need. However, don’t forget to pay attention for opportunities for personal betterment. This includes the prospect of meeting that extra special someone who might just become your closest canna-companion. Not only single stoner Geminis, but this holds true for stoner Geminis who already have a partner-in-chronic. As long as you give equal effort to work and personal life, you can have the best of both worlds. Take care of business while on the clock, and make marijuana scented memories with the peeps at home.

Aquarius September 2018

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Nothing can stop the motion of the sea stoner Aquarius. It is bigger than you and your circumstance. Sometimes the best remedy for when you are feeling seasick, from all of life’s ups and downs, is to stop fighting the waves, and just go with the flow. Throw yourself fully into the moments of exhilaration. During moments of doubt, remember everything will be alright. Just try to enjoy whatever the tides might bring, the highs and the lows. Because if you do, like the reassuring words from Modest Mouse, “And we’ll all float on okay. And we’ll all float on anyway.”

Give in stoner Aquarius. The first step to a successful first fall month is to give in to the whims of the universe and forsake all control. Enjoy the ride. You can’t fully appreciate the sweet Sativa without smoking some of the sour diesel. Just like you can never fully tame the ocean. What you can do is make sure your vessel is in the best shape possible, and that you have the supplies you need to ride out the storm.

Attempts to smooth out the waves or change the weather are useless. But you can have what you need to help you navigate the rough waters this September. Sticking with Sativas during the first half of the month will boost creativity and enhance your critical thinking. Its uplifting properties will keep your spirits higher until you make it through to smoother waters. You will need this mindset during the toughest part of your September voyage.

Your trust and optimism in what the stars have in store for you is why you will make it back to dry land. There you will find peace in familiar surroundings. Pack your peace pipe; this time with your favorite Indica strain. Bundle up with a blanket and the bong, and settle in for a solo smoke session. Use this down time to ground yourself, to rest, and to organize your thoughts of lessons learned from the cosmic voyage. Before you know it, you will be charting course and embarking on your next adventure.

Taurus September 2018

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Stoner Taurus the month of September will lack dynamic influence from the cosmos. Celestial bodies have configured in such a way that Taurians will not have negative influence from the universe, great! But in the same respect, this unique configuration leaves the Taurus without a positive influence as well. This goes a long way to simply say that Taurians must rely on their own momentum to reach positive ground. Seek balance and coordination from your meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. As you forge your own path through the haze of smoke clouds, each step and direction must be contemplated with as much regard as you select your cannabis.

The stagnation of celestial influence means you are responsible for your direction, but also for your own protection. For this reason I urge you stoner Taurus to measure your words and actions with care and contemplation. Seek trusted cannabuddies to travel with you on your September journey. It will be important to avoid conflict and emotionally weighted situations. Missteps, aggressive conflict, and short sighted decisions could lead to a spiral of disappointment. Travel with your third eye wide open no matter the circumstance this month stoner Taurus.

As a fortunate balance to this delicate period, the work sphere should be straightforward and uneventful. As long as the t’s are crossed and the i’s are dotted, events should unfold as expected in the workplace.

With such a treacherous landscape it is advised to take a passive planning strategy to the first month of fall. Just because big events aren’t expected in the work sphere this month doesn’t mean you can’t instigate positive motion for future time periods. Toke time for a solo creative medicated smoke session. The type of sesh where the blinds are closed, the phone is off, and all your favorite inspiring munchies are at the ready. Take advantage of every opportunity to seal yourself away from the world, and work on your passion projects. Work planning, small business planning, art projects, and or social community projects are great examples of internal inspiration you may find alone or in a tight smoke circle, but saved for future periods to expose to the world. Stagnation of cosmic influence does not equate to personal complacency stoner Taurus.

Leo September 2018

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Stoner Leo planetary influences are pushing you out of your comfort zone. You are the Lion of the stoner pride, and with this you can be described as unapologetically selfish. The first month of fall will require that quality to be diminished. No apologies will be necessary, but contemplative and controlled self awareness will be required. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Avoid a deep dive that analyzes your inner nature, but instead seek expansive enlightenment from your cosmic guides. Steering your behavior away from your nature is a difficult proposition; medicated contemplative guidance will assist in opening yourself up to your cannabis companions.

Teamwork is the work-around! Cooperation and collaboration is the key. Yes you may think your rolling technique is the best my lovely lion, but sometimes allowing a cannabis companion to give you a lesson with your full attention will strengthen bonds beyond the immediate situation. This new direction will benefit you in problem solving. So often you put your head down and go at problems alone. A collaborative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will guide your awkward cooperative travels. This month you will need the advice and effort of your smoke circle to solve problems that pop up like weeds along your path. Be forewarned stoner Leo: Cooperation and collaboration are great, but all this teamwork must come from a prioritized list of your creation. Perhaps we found a bit of selfish manipulation this month after all.

The theme of collaboration follows into the sphere of love for the stoner Leo. Single Leos should surround themselves with fellow cosmic astronauts. Adventure, fun, and new smoke circle acquaintances will come from group missions out onto the terrestrial plane. Leos with a partner in chronic should heed the guidance of the cosmos, and open themselves up for advice and direction. Remember stoner Leo, this time period is one of hundreds in your life, bending and experimenting now doesn’t create a rule or tradition for the future. Trust your partner in chronic, and enjoy the ride.

Sagittarius September 2018

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Stoner Sagittarius, although summer is winding down, you should expect the first month of fall to be nothing but blue skies. Better yet, the universe is not plotting your sinister demise. This means you won’t have to watch your back. You can focus one hundred percent on the road ahead. Be forewarned stoner Sagittarius, avoid hitting the autopilot feature on your cosmic spacesuit. You will be successful in all your undertakings, as long as you remain focused and willing to adapt to changing circumstances.

This September, stay busy and stay lifted. You will encounter moments when the effects of the daily grind are more noticeable. This is when you need to pause and inhale deeply. Take the time to roll one up. Toke on it and think on it stoner Sag. You should not expect anything above what you can handle this month. But, good friends and great buds are there for a reason. Don’t be afraid to call on both when you need a little extra help getting by.

At work you will maintain your competitive advantage, simply by paying attention to what the situation requires. Success doesn’t always mean to be the fastest or the strongest. Sometimes the best method for tackling projects is to first develop the necessary strategy. Then discover the most efficient approach. And finally to implement the plan of attack. It will be important for everyone you work with to be working toward the same goal. Toke time early in the month for group brainstorming sessions. Make these medicated smoke sessions if you are fortunate enough to roast bowls with your coworkers.

When it comes to the personal sphere, you can expect a time of great peace and well being. Everyone in your inner smoke circle will have minimal personal obstacles, which means more time for bong rips and pursuing their bliss. Sometimes the best way to avoid getting down is to get up and get out. Gather up the cannabis companions, grab the necessary smoking supplies, and get back to nature. Just because the seasons are changing, doesn’t mean your summer fun has to be over! You still have time to visit your favorite smoke spot for some highly needed outdoor adventure.

Capricorn August 2018

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Stoner Capricorn the final summer month will require patience and a firm grasp of your limitations. Cosmic influences will be flip-flopped in August. This reversal of support might leave you upside down at times during the month. The sacred herb can be used to soothe and calm these moments of anxiety. In the end, this flip-flopped reversal of cosmic support could bring unexpected positive aspects to your personal sphere.

It will be better to become a fly on the wall at work this month stoner Capricorn. Knowledge and progress can be gained through observation. Apply a deep Indica strain to the situation. Viewing your work sphere from a contemplative perspective will provide the key to breakthroughs in future time periods. Perspective is the operating word here. By floating high above the work sphere you may see obstacles from a different vantage point. In the end, the practice of observation will help you work smarter not harder.

Adventures in love promise to be dynamic for single Capricorns in August. Humans will float in and out of your personal sphere like beautiful butterflies. Success with these fluttering and flirting new acquaintances only hinges on what lies within you my lovely stoner Capricorn. Be true to yourself and your inner voice. Everything will work out. Puff puff pass the stress, pressure, and expectations. Enjoy the moments dancing with these butterflies. Even if the song ends and your smoke circle runs dry, be sure to savor those moments of excitement. For stoner Capricorn’s lucky in love, the situation will be much more grounded. Toke time to recognize the ally-ship you enjoy in life. It is this companionship and foundation that will benefit you through emotional stability and advice. Share an herbal medible with your companion and enjoy the sparks of communication and fellowship that result.

Aquarius August 2018

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You have been grinding for a long time, Stoner Aquarius, and you will soon see the fruit from all your labor. The seeds you planted long ago, with a little extra help from the summer sun, will be ready to harvest soon enough. While others are short sighted and only look for instant gratification, you see the bigger picture. Because of your patience and diligence, you may have to wait a little longer than some to see your plans in full bloom, but you can be confident the payoff will be more than worth it.

While we can all agree: “Green is good.” This August, it will be better to stick with the simple motto: “Sharing is caring.” It is true it was your hard work and efforts which helped you achieve this current period of personal prosperity and success. However, you will benefit even more during this time of great growth and gain if you spread some of your good juju to your closest buds. After all, what’s better than a freshly packed bowl? Well, getting to share it with a friend of course.

Keep the good greens and the good vibes flowing Stoner Aquarius. This might require a little extra effort on your part during certain times this month. Others might be suspect of your generous actions, but remember there will always be critics. Your job is to remain kind, candid, and ready with some sticky bud when you or your closest cannabis companions need to chill out. With the help of a couple puffs from the sacred herb, when you find critics taking low blows, you can always rise above with a little help from your friends.

Stoner Aquarius know whatever you set your sights on, you can achieve it by just being you. You don’t have to pretend to be anything other than what you want to be, or do what you want to do. Whether you have your heart set on attracting the attention of that special stoner someone, or just want to strengthen your current relationship, you will succeed because of your honest efforts and persistent efforts. Once you figure out where you are headed, you will have plenty around you to join you on your stony adventures.

Taurus August 2018

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Stoner Taurus this August may be a good time to put the pipe down. Or rather, do your best to avoid couch-lock. You have the opportunity to make substantial advancements in both the personal and work spheres as long as you take the necessary actions to do so. No one is saying to completely avoid the sacred herb. Instead, harness its inspirational effects wisely.

Some of the obstacles in the final summer month will seem quite daunting at first glance. But, with a little creative thinking, you can break down large goals into smaller more manageable tasks. As long as you have a clear and defined game-plan, you will be nearly unstoppable. The key to success this month will be confidence stoner Taurus. There may be some challenges that appear almost impossible, but if you stick with the ‘make-it-smaller’ approach, you will be able to look back and wonder why you ever worried in the first place.

You should be confidant, Stoner Taurus, and for good reason! Celestial bodies are aligned and energy is flowing at maximum efficiency. Be bold when it comes to taking on leadership roles at work. Your peers are sure to notice your positive energy, and they will gladly offer support for your plans and visions. Now is the time to take chances! This does not mean you should be reckless, but rather know that unconventional approaches are much more likely to be successful during this period. Your accomplishments and efforts are sure to be noticed by the higher-ups at work. This might be just the attention needed to turn your current job into a career. Once you have fully embarked upon your path to the next level, you can take the time to take it down a notch. Spark up a celebratory bowl and enjoy unwinding with your favorite strain and favorite buds. Go make it happen stoner Taurus.

Taking chances applies to the realm of relationships too; perhaps even more so than work. As before, you have found a wonderful personal groove, and a new level of personal insight. This means you are deeply aware of what it is you want. With this expanded knowledge, pursue developing these deeper connections with your special cannabis companion. This might be your current partner, or one you will soon meet. Just know whomever you find to share that special bowl with, they should appreciate it as much as you do. Together you are sure to grow one chronic companionship, making others jealous of just how fire you two really are.

Cancer August 2018

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Stoner Cancer, there is unfortunate news from the cosmos in the final summer month. You should not rely on any extra support from your planetary patrons. However, there is good news! You have plenty of friends who will be there to help get you by … Thank goodness for best buds. As long as you toke time to soak up some of the summer sun and burn one down with your closest partners in chronic, you will be able to make it through the hazy days in the highest of spirits.

Your energy will be best spent focused in the workplace, Stoner Cancer. This doesn’t mean you should neglect other aspects of life, rather it will require less effort to keep them in positive standing. Be confident in your contributions, but remember to listen to the input from others. You will experience the best results if you team up on the tough problems facing the crew.

Don’t waste time butting heads with those who doubt successful outcomes. Seek out those you work with who want to reach the next level of greatness. Some believe the grass is greener on the other side. You and your closest cannabis comrades at work understand that a garden only produces as much as you put in. So, as long as you keep investing yourself fully into each project, the harvests will always be worth the heavy grind.

Because of your insistence toward spreading the good vibes, you are likely to be surprised at your own ability to turn foes into friends. Even the greatest grudges can be no match for the peace pipe! The healing powers of the sacred herb can overcome the deepest divides, and help to create long lasting bonds. Just be sure to pay attention to the intentions of others. Not everyone wishes you harm, but some will hold you back from your full potential.

It will be important to find this balance. Not everyone will always be headed in the same direction. Just know where you want to go, and align yourself with those who are down for the ride. While you may not always agree on how to get there, your true partners-in-chronic will always stick with you through the hazy times to get to the final destination.

Scorpio August 2018

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Good news, Stoner Scorpio, the stars have aligned and you are all-systems-go! Now is the time for revitalizing old endeavors and sparking up new adventures. Be bold and explore the paths least traveled. Make sure you have your travel bag ready: Pack your favorite piece, make sure you have a good supply of herb, and invite your best buds to join you on the road. Heading into the last month of summer there is much left to explore, and you have the determination, the energy, and the time to cover much ground. Seek out new and remote smoke spots that are sure to create memories which will last a lifetime.

Be forewarned stoner Scorpio: Rewards will be equal to your efforts. Be confident you will arrive at your proper destination, regardless of the detours along the way. Tackle the big issues first. This may sound strange, but it will pay off in the end. You will likely encounter substantial obstacles which will require a good amount of troubleshooting from the whole team. This can create noticeable tensions. By addressing the tough stuff first you can avoid negative vibrations from growing larger. With the rough roads behind you, everyone can get back to the fun stuff.

After you and your peers have conquered the difficult projects, you will be able to focus on the future and the finer details. Toke some time off the clock to spark up herbal inspiration. Sharing a nice bowl of the sacred Sativa might be just what the doctor ordered to get everyone thinking about the next level and the bigger picture.

When it comes to the personal sphere, remember to share the love. This starts by first loving yourself stoner Scorpio. By focusing on projecting your own positive aura, you will help those around you avoid the bad vibes from becoming worse. If or when negative situations arise, the solution is simple: Toke it out and talk it out. There are few communication issues that cannot be remedied from the help of the sacred herb.

Virgo August 2018

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Stoner Virgo let’s take time to remember last August. I had to deliver the unfortunate news that Mercury was in retrograde and you were in for a tough month of communication breakdown. So now I am here to tell you this August will be fairly bland and uneventful. Whoopy if you compare the two periods! Spark a bowl in celebration you made it through August of 2017, and here’s to August of 2018 … a period that can’t be as bad as last year.

Speaking of the past: Now that you have commemorated last August, bury it. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. The species or strain does not matter. The theme of this medicated meditative smoke session is forgiveness and presence. Forgiveness is a powerful healing tool. Not just forgiveness for others, but forgiveness for yourself stoner Virgo. Too often images, incidents, conversations, or mistakes haunt our present even though they will always remain in the past. Once you forgive, you may live.

The stagnation of August can be a great asset for a stoner Virgo with an entrepreneurial spirit. It’s time to start your cannabusiness! The green rush is happening all around us. Whether it be in politics, content creation, manufacturing, or marketing, your passion project is only a step away. Smoke a bowl of courage stoner Virgo and take that first step.

The limited celestial support this month pushes toward an altruistic endeavor. Cannabis companions and family need your analytical process stoner Virgo. August is a great time to point your passionate energy toward the betterment of your smoke circle. Helping your loved ones could be the most fulfilling thing you do with this stagnant time period.

For the more adventurous stoner Virgo, August 25-27th is shroomfest. Taking a trip with the magic mushroom can help you see yourself within a wider dynamic. Not just within your family or society, but within the universe.

Leo August 2018

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The last summer month is upon us stoner Leo. As the lion of the stoner signs, it is imperative for you to get out and survey the landscape. The terrestrial plane is your playground and domain. Your fellow cannabis companions will rely on your leadership and energy to make their adventure on our cosmic spaceship stony in August. And with these kush filled adventures in the summer sun, you will be sure to benefit through smoke circle expansion. Each time you fire a bowl, it will be like a ray of light for your fellow terrestrial astronauts.

It sounds easy, but it must be said: Avoid conflict and negativity stoner Leo. Even if others choose a negative light or perspective surrounding your personal sphere, you don’t have to follow suit. There are plenty of positive pools to swim in stoner Leo. Please be advised this is not advise to fight negativity, but to see it and let it be. Cosmic support will be found in avoidance more so than battle. Puff puff pass on the negativity for the next positive moment. With so many bees buzzing outside the hive, it won’t be hard to avoid the skunky weed to find a smoke circle with some dank kush.

I know you don’t like to analyze yourself stoner Leo, but the current cosmic alignment supports internal growth through self examination. Toke time this month for a solo mission with the sacred herb. Take a deep dive into yourself and examine the internal mechanisms that guide your cosmic journey. This exploration will help you understand the universal code driving your adventure with consciousness. By making time for this journey to the center of yourself, it will help you understand your place in the universe. This meditative exercise will strengthen the knowledge of yourself and the internal dynamic with your fellow cosmic astronauts.

Pisces August 2018

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Stoner Pisces the final summer month promises to be a splendid affair! Allies in the cosmos will ensure blessings from the heavens. Pack plenty of energetic chatty bowls of Sativa in August. Energy and communication will be your asset and weapon in the war against negativity. Be forewarned, this chatty energy will work only in positive or neutral situations. Laid back chill vibes must be found during moments of conflict or duress. This patient approach will see you through all combative situations that come your way. Straight forward aggression will only exacerbate a negative situation and crush your sunny summer vibrations.

Entrepreneurial Pisces must toke time for a meditative planning smoke session with the sacred herb. Rushing toward your goals is sloppy. Slow and methodical is not an option! A consistent sprint will see you through to grand achievements. The most important work aspect of August will be a consistent effort. Enjoy a nice hybrid strain to unlock the vision required to find the right pace. Terrestrial astronautical Pisces working in the gears of the corporate grind must stick to a developed plan without hesitation or ally-ship. This is a lonely road you are traveling, but a steadfast commitment and patience will see you through to a successful future.

Romance is on the horizon in August stoner Pisces. This may not be a life-long feeling, but even fleeting moments of love generate positive energy for the soul. Soak it up stoner Pisces! Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, August promises connected moments with a canna-companion you will not forget. However, don’t forget about your best buds during fluttering periods of heartfelt emotions. Kind bud and your best buds will keep you grounded and true to your given nature.

Gemini August 2018

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This August, Stoner Gemini, you should set your pace to a steady roll and a slow burn. This doesn’t mean you should embrace couch-lock and avoid getting things done. In fact, the opposite is true. You will accomplish even more if you pay attention to the details and remain task oriented. This focus on fine tuning will be paramount when it comes to work.

Keep your inner circle tight. Avoid inviting unknown characters into your smoke circle. Don’t worry about attracting new faces. Rather, focus on growing the connections you have with those whom you already consider your partners-in-chronic. This way, you will always be in good company. You won’t have to worry about filtering yourself or figuring out the intentions of others. However, you don’t have to be suspicious of all those you meet, Stoner Gemini. Most of those around you will be genuine in their kindness, it just never hurts to take things slow.

You will experience the greatest satisfaction and growth in the professional realm. You will have nearly unlimited opportunities for advancement. Whether this is advancement into management or refinement of your job skills, progress will be the key in August. Just remember it will be up to you to act when the moment is right.

There will be many opportunities for collaborative and creative smoke sessions during August. Although these times will be helpful in brainstorming for the company’s next steps, be mindful that the overall pace will be fast. It will be important the whole team is on the same page and knows the end goal and the bigger picture. An energetic Sativa strain will help keep the collaboration on point.

Maybe it is the summer sun that has everyone on the homefront in such high spirits. August will be a time of great peace between cannabis companions and family. Although there are good vibes emanating all around, it never hurts to keep the peace pipe packed and ready to go. Even the best intended advice sometimes needs a little translation. A shared bowl and experience will help to keep everyone on the same level, which in this case is sure to be a much higher level.

Libra August 2018

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The final summer month will be filled with positive energy and motivation for the stoner Libra. The summer sun will be filled with a POTpourri of lessons and experiences. As long as you follow your own path and move forward with steady progress, the universe will provide assistance in August.

You are a powerful being stoner Libra. Confident cosmic influences will increase motivation in August to fulfill this powerful potential. Projecting, tackling, and accomplishing tasks of your own creation will be a positive aspect of August. Even though your power often resides in inspiring others, this month will focus on internal inspiration. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to float high above the terrestrial plane. See your sphere of influence from a wider perspective with your herbal third eye lens. Seeing yourself from a broad perspective is a necessary step to take full advantage of cosmic blessings. This patient approach will help plan your solo missions. Jumping into tasks without foresight may create negative roadblocks on your golden path. The key to August will be to plan and execute. Just putting your head down and working hard may be like productive quick sand.

Stoner Libra, you may not feel lucky in love during August. However, what may appear to be lack of cosmic support will show through to be a blessing in the end. Toke time for a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb early in the month. Focus on trust and understanding. Trust that whatever conflict arises with family or cannabis companions can and will be dealt with in a positive manner. Understanding that important lessons will come from this temporary conflict. Learning more about yourself and those nearest you will be the greatest benefit for future time periods. Stay calm with your bong, in the end you will all get along.

Sagittarius August 2018

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Stoner Sagittarius you should expect the final summer month to be one of great highs and good fortune, especially when it comes to finances. Peace and prosperity will be your guiding theme this August. Overall, there will be no life altering changes, but transformations will be significant. Although subtle, they will help you accomplish your current goals.

While the days are still long, make a plan to get back to nature. For one reason or another you’ve been putting off taking that vacation. Wait no longer, Stoner Sagittarius! Gather your favorite munchies, and call up the peeps. Hit the trail to your favorite smoke spot. Being outdoors with the sacred herb will help you rediscover your inner zen. And, if the stars will not allow a full-on camp out, then take a couple days for a stay-cation … Still bring the munchies though.

Having a specific time planned to relax and hit the reset button will motivate you more to keep the hustle strong at work. The higher ups will be paying close attention. Whether you have your eyes set on advancement or management is looking to move you up, the opportunity to take on a greater leadership role will arise.

Meditative smoke sessions are a must this month, Stoner Sagittarius. While sometimes tokin’ can enhance your movie watching experience, it can also be a very beneficial tool for introspection and reflecting on the bigger picture. This will help you think through and fully form your ideas before presenting them to the rest of the team. Once you have the general plan, incorporate your peers. Invite them to help you figure out the best strategy for transforming your concepts into concrete results.

In the personal sphere, all you have to change is whatever you want. You may find your canna-companion or romantic interest asks for something more than you can give. It is okay and natural to want to please others, but not if it sacrifices your dreams. Solid relationships are built on compromise. If there is something in the middle both people are willing to work towards, then it might be worth it. Just be sure each person is doing their fair share of the work. Give-and-take is one of the secrets to a successful relationship. And of course being able to puff-puff-pass some good greens to our partner in chronic.

Aries August 2018

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Stoner Aries the stars have aligned in the final summer month to bless you with a psychic understanding of situations and opportunities surrounding you. Don’t think of this power as super-stoner psychic skills, but more like a finely tuned third eye vision. Nothing can sneak up on you in August! But to use this cosmic tool you must remain true to yourself and take care of your cosmic space suit. Confident, not cocky stoner Aries.

It’s time for the hard work and preparations of the past to come to fruition. The seeds planted long ago will now bear the sweet flowering fruit of your nurturing. Could this be professional advancement, or a new business adventure? Only you know stoner Aries because it will only come from the seeds planted in previous periods. Without the seeds of projects, ideas, or inspiration planted in the past, you will not have a positive garden of change to tend to in August. However, do not despair; this period is full of cosmic support even without preparations from the past. Learn from your mistakes! Pay close attention now more than ever to take advantage of opportunities and even plant new seeds for the future. With diligence now you will not miss out again on such a bountiful harvest of cosmic support.

Trust yourself and the blessings of the universe. Such a positive celestial position will be sure to offer many opportunities of companionship. However, be forewarned stoner Aries: These opportunities all come with responsibility. Do not receive blessings from the cosmos blindly without contemplation. Look at it this way: You always carry a pipe and a lighter for a stony adventure. Be sure to find the same preparedness for romantic encounters.

Enjoy the blessed time period stoner Aries. Be sure to stay hydrated and pack plenty of green for the road. If you question if something is too dangerous or risky, it probably is!

Aries July 2018

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Stoner Aries be prepared for a high energy – high impact July. You will celebrate the birth of the United States with cosmic support for all aspects of freedom. So get the barbecue fired up and pack the bowls for blazing, you should expect one kick ass second summer month. #Merica

Our phones are amazing! Stoner Aries can you believe how much social interaction we can achieve with our fellow terrestrial astronauts through social media apps? From Instagram to Tumblr, there is an app for every lifestyle. Well, it’s time to take a break from scrolling feeds with an envious eye. July will be the month to get out and create your own post-worthy moments! Instead of chatting through snaps and DM’s, arrange actual meet-ups to explore the wonders of the world with your cannabis companions.

Entrepreneurial stoner Aries should expect a bright month filled with task execution and achievement. When there is space, meditate with a Sativa dominant species of the sacred herb. There is an idea or a project you have neglected or paused for a good reason. Now is the time to reassess!. July is the perfect month to pour yourself into completing big ideas. Toke about it with a friend or mentor. Sometimes a simple conversation flushes out the answers or directives that were simply hiding behind silence.

Stoner Aries stuck in the grind of our economic system will be blessed with universal insight in the second summer month. Spark one up, and look deep inside yourself. How long has it been since you have truly asked yourself what you are interested in, and passionate about? Do these feelings and desires line up with your current occupation? The blessing of our vast economic system is the freedom to move. Nothing is holding you back stoner Aries! Once you find your passion, there is a job waiting that is aligned with your core desires. Big moves to high places are possible; you just have to envision it, research it, and execute steps towards it.

Aries July 2018

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Stoner Aries be prepared for a high energy – high impact July. You will celebrate the birth of the United States with cosmic support for all aspects of freedom. So get the barbecue fired up and pack the bowls for blazing, you should expect one kick ass second summer month. #Merica

Our phones are amazing! Stoner Aries can you believe how much social interaction we can achieve with our fellow terrestrial astronauts through social media apps? From Instagram to Tumblr, there is an app for every lifestyle. Well, it’s time to take a break from scrolling feeds with an envious eye. July will be the month to get out and create your own post-worthy moments! Instead of chatting through snaps and DM’s, arrange actual meet-ups to explore the wonders of the world with your cannabis companions.

Entrepreneurial stoner Aries should expect a bright month filled with task execution and achievement. When there is space, meditate with a Sativa dominant species of the sacred herb. There is an idea or a project you have neglected or paused for a good reason. Now is the time to reassess!. July is the perfect month to pour yourself into completing big ideas. Toke about it with a friend or mentor. Sometimes a simple conversation flushes out the answers or directives that were simply hiding behind silence.

Stoner Aries stuck in the grind of our economic system will be blessed with universal insight in the second summer month. Spark one up, and look deep inside yourself. How long has it been since you have truly asked yourself what you are interested in, and passionate about? Do these feelings and desires line up with your current occupation? The blessing of our vast economic system is the freedom to move. Nothing is holding you back stoner Aries! Once you find your passion, there is a job waiting that is aligned with your core desires. Big moves to high places are possible; you just have to envision it, research it, and execute steps towards it.

Capricorn July 2018

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Stoner Capricorn the second summer month is sure to bring positivity to your personal sphere. Cosmic support will bring you more in tune with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. All things are possible in July from smoke circle expansion to the excitement of love.

The Moon is usually against your sign in the cosmic grand scheme of things. However, in July there is a counter insurgency that will place the Moon in a positive position. The New Moon on the 13th of July will be a bright marker in the middle of the month. Meditative smoke sessions before the New Moon should focus on love and positivity; not only for others stoner Capricorn, but for yourself in particular. How can new friends and new loves find the best in you if you don’t see it yourself? Keep your sacred herb light and airy. A nice Sativa strain should do the job perfectly. Certainly avoid the potential lethargy of couch lock. This New Moon should bring in a period of new cannabis companions, new love, and a new passion for life.

The current cosmic configuration will also support altruistic endeavors. Volunteerism and charitable passion projects can be a door to meeting like-minded cannabis companions. There is an infectious positive mood that will come from a smoke circle focused on helping others. Puff-puff-pass the positivity stoner Capricorn.

The work sphere will not be affected by the positivity of the Moon’s counter position. But that’s ok. It’s important this month to focus on yourself in the workplace. How long has it been since you have truly assessed your economic options? Fly with the sacred herb and soar high above your position on the terrestrial plane. Seek ways to improve your skill within the workforce. This exercise will have positive impact for the future, whether it be continued education or learning a new job skill,. The most important action in the workplace for July is to avoid office politics. By focusing on yourself, you can leave the water cooler drama to others. With so much activity and positivity in your personal sphere, the gears of the economic grind should all function smoothly in July.

Leo July 2018

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The second summer month has potential to be a dynamic period for the stoner Leo. However, the dynamism will not come by traditional cosmic means. Toke a moment to think about an abstract concept of your universal position. Usually your interaction with the universe is very direct; force, change, luck is all very personal to you stoner Leo. This month you will strip away actions directed at your immediate sphere of influence. Yet, in the end, these selfless actions will directly impact the quality of your life. Direct cosmic support from indirect personal influence.

Altruism and service to others will be the theme of this month stoner Leo. Personal happiness and progress will be found in the familial and work sphere through your indirect actions.

First let’s take a look at the work sphere. Find a moment outside of your work space to meditate with the sacred herb. Float high above the terrestrial plane and see yourself within the hive. Refocus your direction on how you can assist your company or coworkers to achieve the goals contained within the mission statement. This stoney exercise will realign your personal directive with those around you. Affirmation of directive will not only help your coworkers and employer, but it will create an indirect path to personal satisfaction and progress with the work sphere.

The thematic cosmic support for July will be a bit more complicated in the personal sphere stoner Leo. As you seek to realign your frequency in the work sphere, this must also take place within your familial unit. First, do not blame yourself stoner Leo. Often your attention has been been placed on cannabis companions instead of the family closest to you. As the stresses of work and family become routine, we all seek outside influence to break away from the patterns of life. It is natural to seek moments with canabuddies to break the familial monotony. However, this month it will be crucial to listen and hear the issues with your family unit. Applying yourself fully to these problems will be rewarding beyond a night out with friends or slotting another monetary digit on the balance sheet. Before you seek realignment within your family structure, take time to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus on forgiving yourself stoner Leo. Leave familial skeletons behind. Turn the page in the book of your life. Go write new pages with love and positivity scribbled all over them!

Virgo July 2018

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Know thyself stoner Virgo. July presents an interesting challenge. Cosmic winds will be swirling in an unpredictable manner. Internal conflicts must be addressed to receive blessings from the universe. Pitfalls and traps lie in wait, but not from external sources.

Many Virgos find unsettling paranoia from some smoke sessions. In the second summer month it will be imperative to select sacred strains that will combat the potential for a spiral of maniacal internal dialogues. Strawberry Cough and Harlequin are two strains said to counter the potential paranoid effects of the sacred herb. Strains high in CBD and low in THC may also assist you in your meditative travels.

If you are the type of stoner Virgo that is subject to the possibility of insecure paranoid moments, then avoid smoke sessions in public where insecure paranoia may rule your high. Take time to take a solo voyage. Meditate with the sacred herb to see yourself from high above. Understand insecurities are a product from within. You do have control. Confidence and self love must rule. Forgive others, but forgive yourself stoner Virgo.

There is a lot of cosmic support from your fellow terrestrial astronauts in July. You have a wonderful smoke circle of cannabis companions. Allow yourself to place full trust in those closest to you. Virgos in a domestic partnership need to seek inclusiveness within a passion project. Cosmic support is strong for project bonding. Find something you can throw yourself into, and that your family unit can enjoy together. For single stoner Virgos, this period may be less dynamic. It is a great time to focus on yourself. Be adventurous! Get out and explore the world, culture, and your inner self. You may find answers that will assist you in your cosmic adventure.

With caution, care, and preparedness, the second summer month promises to produce a bountiful harvest of growth and progress. Believe in yourself stoner Virgo. Remember, they aren’t all out to get you!

Libra July 2018

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Stoner Libra, the second summer month will be a bright and dynamic period. Energy from the sun will be flowing through you like a piston firing inside your cylindrical cosmic space suit. Your capacity for work and personal projects may even surprise you. However, the bright energetic sun will burn you without taking proper precautions.

Energy from the hot summer sun may provide bountiful possibilities, but it also pushes the stoner Libra closer to the melting point. The sacred herb can assist your nerves like a thick sunscreen. As with sun block for the skin, meditative contemplation must take place before the potential effects of the bright sun. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Contemplate the power of patience and balancing your emotional state. The strain or species does not matter this month stoner Libra. The dynamic impact of the summer sun will overwhelm any characteristic of the herb. This preparatory meditative work could save you from a hot tempered melt down during July.

The greatest impact of the bright summer sun will come in the work sphere. Take time to contemplate with the sacred herb. Look at your work as more than what is near in this time period. Perhaps the tasks and dynamism of this July will not show immediate results, but it may be the foundation for great accomplishments in the future. Stoner Libra, don’t be afraid of expansive projects and bold ideas!

Be cautious in your quest to balance the scales of justice emotionally. We are all responsible for our own emotions, and they are completely personal to ourselves. Other’s emotions are not for you to fix or balance stoner Libra. If you attempt to repair or meddle in a cannabis companion’s emotional state, negative emotions may find you. Instead of a fix-it repair, be there for your cannabuddy with a coping bowl. Assist them in getting connected with their own third eye so that they may get beyond the emotional turmoil. They must solve this puzzle on their own. A friend with weed is a friend in deed.

Pisces July 2018

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Stoner Pisces you must take care of your terrestrial space suit in July. Cosmic influences will create pressure to get everything done in all spheres at once. Pressure to conquer the world meeting all your challenges and expectations at work and home. All safety checks on your mind, body, and soul must be made to compensate for such a frenetic pace. Breathe deep with the sacred herb; find your own calm and relaxed pace. Buying into the cosmic pressure to get everything done as soon as possible will singe your wings while you fly through tasks. This could leave you falling to ground without protection.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on confidence and relaxation. A light balanced hybrid strain will be the best tool for this job. Stoner Pisces, you must find the confidence to take on multiple tasks and projects, and yet maintain cool nerves to keep your wings intact. An important exercise is to fly high above the terrestrial plane, and see yourself among your family and the hive. Understanding your position in the universe will be the key to multitasking at your own pace.

It’s ok to be happy-go-lucky stoner Pisces, but it is advised to watch your mirrors in July. Please do not seek paranoid thoughts in smoke clouds that “they are all out to get you.” However, a naive attitude that everyone has your best interest in mind, could leave you stranded in the hot summer sun. It is imperative that you watch for blind spots. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month. Seek balance and alignment with your third eye. Super stoner Jedi skills will come in handy during July. If you can see conflict coming over the horizon, a prepared defense can be set in place.

Enjoy your time stoner Pisces. Remember, you are a terrestrial astronaut … The only pressure comes from within.

Cancer July 2018

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Stoner Cancer, you have plenty of growth you wish to see enacted this month. The good news is you will have more than ample time to implement any and all changes desired. Not only will you have the sun at your back, you will have the moon on your side. Know that what you send out into the universe, you will get back more than twice fold.

It will be important you set aside time for meditative smoke sessions. Your inner peace will extend outward, and our sacred herb will certainly help with expanding the good vibes. Be confident! Your efforts to propagate peace will benefit all those around you. When facing such a prosperous time, it will be your responsibility to share the good vibes with all those you encounter. Now is the time to substantially expand your smoking circle. This does not mean you have to burn one down with every person you encounter, but rather your odds are increased of toking one up with those you do encounter.

The good news, Stoner Cancer, is that you will be able to take it easy on the work front this month. This does not mean you should shurk your obligations or duties. Instead, you will take the role of the slow burning instigator. Your steady glow of inspiration will be the fire needed to ignite those around you. Instead of taking the role of passive onlooker, you should remember that you are the fiery catalyst that keeps the whole joint burning.

On the home front it is recommended you keep the peace pipe packed, and at the ready. While July may provide the sunny backdrop needed to set the stage for encounters with the fam, the ganja may be the required supplement necessary to keep interactions moving forward without conflict. The best advice for all parties involved is to get outside. There is no better remedy for getting back to the basics than a freshly packed bowl and a sunset worthy of photographing.

Gemini July 2018

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Stoner Gemini, the main theme this month will be teamwork in both the personal sphere and the workplace. If you pool your resources with your closest cannabis companions, everyone will have the tools to make something beautiful grow. July will be an amazingly busy period. It will be a time of historical progress, but it is your responsibility to take full advantage of these opportunities when they come.

While you will accomplish most of your projects as part of a team, it will be important to set aside time to toke alone. It can be easy to overlook your spiritual needs when you are in a state of constant motion. Make sure you stock up on good greens early in the month. Although you will be constantly grinding, their will be plenty of opportunities to take much needed time to meditate or unwind with a bowl of the sacred herb.

Maybe you have been eyeing a more advanced position or one of leadership at work. Stop waiting! Now is the ideal season to venture into new realms of responsibility. You have a keen eye for identifying a person’s strengths; this includes your own, Stoner Gemini. With everyone focused on their particular area of expertise, there will be no obstacles you and the crew cannot overcome. Sometimes it is not force that is required to get the job done, but simply a creative approach you haven’t tried before. Sharing a bowl of herbal inspiration with your coworkers can help everyone to take a step back and avoid over analyzing.

In the area of relationships, now will be the time to make some potentially tough decisions. Stoner Geminis who are coupled may be faced with the difficult task of whether or not to end their current relationship. This choice, although substantial, is fairly simple: Do you see potential for future growth? If not, then it is better to change course and avoid wasting efforts trying to nurture a garden that has little promise of bearing fruit. Both parties should be in a position to help each other accomplish their individual goals. Remember, it is a more efficient use of energy to grow together, instead of competing for limited resources.

Aquarius July 2018

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Stoner Aquarius, the sun has your back this month! You will have plenty of daylight, and more than enough energy to focus on getting the job done. It does not happen often, but this July what you want and what you need will coincide. This means all of your efforts will be spent in pursuit of your goals, and that nothing will be wasted. So many hours of daylight to burn means so many potential people to meet. Now is a great time to expand your smoke circle! Just remember, your cannabis companions are people you want to be able to rely on when it’s really time grind; so be selective when it comes to adding future smoke buddies to the squad.

It is crucial to avoid couch lock during this time of the year, Stoner Aquarius. Stick with the extra sticky Sativa strains this month. They will provide you the ‘pep-in-your-step’ needed to keep you looking towards your next endeavor. However, it will be crucial you finish current projects before beginning new ones. This may mean taking a time out for a meditative smoke session. It is important that each project is given proper consideration. Taking a timeout to meditate with the sacred herb allows you the time to evaluate each circumstance, and ensure no detail is overlooked.

When it comes to the work sphere, grinding hard will be the theme of the month. You have goals, Stoner Aquarius. All of those goals are more than achievable, but only if you put in the work. Whether it is a solo mission, or with the assistance of your closest cannabis companions, use every opportunity that comes to complete current tasks. This is the only way you will be able to further your exploration of the terrestrial plane.

“We get by with a little ‘love’ from our friends,” Stoner Aquarius…or something like that. However the saying goes, it will be up to you to share the love. Circumstances at home may require you to be the one who offers the peace pipe. An intimate toke session may be exactly what is required to open the lines of communication. Be sure to have plenty of the sacred herb on hand, because once these lines of conversation are open, it may be a long talk. As long as you are willing to listen, those nearest to you will be more than willing to share.

Sagittarius July 2018

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It has been said many times before, so it is nothing new to say, “life is like a garden…so dig it.” Nonetheless, this will be your truth this July, Stoner Sagittarius. You will notice a plethora of positivity emanating in both your personal and work spheres. While you might be surprised by this good fortune, know it all sprouts from seeds you planted long ago. This just shows not all gratification is instant. When you are able to look at the big picture you will find even the smallest effort can grow into the most spectacular success!

You have seen the proof that getting down in the dirt now will lead to abundant harvests later on. Because of this fact, you need to continue to start new projects and undertake greater challenges at work. When it comes to work, it is best advised to put down the pipe and keep to a more self-motivated grind. There will be plenty of time later to spark one up and enjoy a slower pace, but for now keep focused on putting in the work. No one will say you do not have to try, however, your returns on investment will be exponential. You will see all the greater reward if you put more effort into each project. Plus, you will better enjoy the summer nights and smoking on your victory bowl when you know all of your required work is finished.

It will be clear to those who know you, Stoner Sagittarius: you have found your cosmic groove. Your positive aura is tangible and your optimism infectious. In addition to your current smoking circle, your journey is sure to cause you to cross paths with new faces, each one a potential new smoke buddy. With this to consider, not every person will be someone you want to invite to be part of your closest cannabis crew. When it comes to making these decisions–go with your gut. Your chakras are in extraordinary alignment and you are vibrating at a higher frequency, Stoner Sagittarius. This means you should trust your instincts when it comes to assessing people and situations. Your only responsibility to those around you, is to just be you. Keep spreading those good vibes, Stoner Sagittarius, and you are sure to help elevate everyone else to your level.

Scorpio July 2018

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Stoner Scorpio, dedicate time for smoke sessions, or what we might call contemplating with cannabis, early in the month. While this will mean you are beginning your projects a little later than some of your peers, your plans will be better prepared and you will be more efficient in implementing them. Everyone is bound to encounter unexpected setbacks when grinding toward their goals. How drastic the set back depends upon your preparedness stoner Scorpio. Be confident the reward of a strong harvest will be directly correlated to your work and planning. No amount of effort will be wasted in the research and development of your path forward.

The success you achieve at work will have effects lasting long into the future. In fact, your accomplishments might have you thinking of your current position as a likely career, and not simply a job. If this is the case, do your best to muster more motivation and seek inspiration wherever you go. Whether it is herbal inspiration you get from enjoying your favorite strain of cannabis, or simply getting outdoors to bask in nature’s beauty beneath the summer sun, pursue what drives you, Stoner Scorpio. Others may not always recognize the uplifting powers of good ganja, but remember these special times are great for reflecting on our past successes and for meditating on our future endeavors. Even if you decide you do not want to move to a management or leadership position, you will make notable and noticeable advances at work.

In addition to the prosperity you experience at work, your are entering into a very dynamic period in your home life. Just remember, if you try to change for someone else, you will lose on two accounts: you will lead them on, and you will fail to be true to yourself. Sometimes the best advice will be to think on it and smoke on it, Stoner Scorpio. If you have given proper consideration to those tough choices and you decide to move ahead, do so wholeheartedly! This advice should not lead you to selfishly neglect the needs of others, especially with regards to your closest partner in chronic. Rather, you can be confident knowing you will grow even stronger together if the seeds you plant are rooted in truth.

Taurus July 2018

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Pursue your happiness, Stoner Taurus, and you will find peace for yourself and those nearest to you. This sounds like obvious advice, but the emphasis is on the pursuit. It will require continuous efforts on your part, but the rewards will be worth it. Your persistence means you will be able to champion any obstacle, regardless of what ill ends the stars may have in store.

This means there will be many times you will need to be your own motivation and pick yourself up when circumstances threaten to bring you down. Well, you may not have to do it alone–our lady mary jane will be your canna-companion this month. While it is definitely going to be needed for you to relax with tokes of the marijuana smoke, it is even more important you avoid couch-lock. This is why slow burning your favorite sativa can provide the precise motivation needed to get back to blazing your own trails. Stay energized, alert and adaptive, Stoner Taurus and you will always find your way back to the path towards success.

Being flexible can mean the difference between accomplishment and failure. This can mean letting your mind wander. If you are feeling unsure of what your next move should be, take a break. Take a stroll with a freshly packed bowl and have no particular destination in mind. Such an open forum for thought will allow you to ‘unfocus’ on all the little things. Once the smoke clears, you will see what is really important and where you need to focus your efforts. However, this approach comes with a warning label: too much time of misdirected musings can burn through a great deal of time. Figure out the appropriate balance early in the month and you will have enough resources to both imagine AND implement.

You will be called upon by both coworkers and family to become the voice of reason during trying times this month. If you are fortunate enough to be able to share, it is advised to make an offering of the peace pipe. Things are not likely to get to the point where there is no cure, but they are sure to get a bit more chaotic than usual. Offering a time where you all can meditate together with the sacred herb will help everyone slow down and focus on the issues underlying the disputes. Sometimes we just need to get a little higher and we will find ourselves grounded once again.

Scorpio June 2018

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Stoner Scorpio, the secret to success this month, is to make sure you stay active, in both the work and personal realms. You will notice increased energy levels and your optimism will be contagious. The farther you travel, the greater your sphere of positive influence will be. Keep yourself in good company, and keep your stash jars full of your favorite strains. This way you will be ready for the times you get to blaze trails with your best buds.

You can expect your summer to be memorable and filled with the sweet aroma of mary jane. And, there will be many nights where all you will have to do is burn a bowl and contemplate life, the universe and everything. Take full opportunity of these easy going evenings, they will be the much needed counterbalance to your busy days, and they will help to keep you from burning out.

Although your calendar will be full, it is important to keep things simple. You want to avoid wasting energy pursuing projects that are not likely to be successful. This may sound redundant, but you want your reward to be well worth your initial investment. So, work smarter not harder this month, Stoner Scorpio. If any problems seem additionally troublesome, take a break. Take the time to toke on it. Pausing for a meditative smoke session will bolster creative energy and leave you feeling refreshed, and ready to tackle the toughest challenges.

It will be of the utmost importance you give attention to your health this month, Stoner Scorpio. With longer days of wonderfully warm weather, this may be as simple as committing to a jogging schedule, or fitting in a few more vegetarian recipes into your meal plan. Cooking with cannabis can be a fun and creative way to promote healthy habits. Gather cannabis companions, and a little bit of the ganja, and get to baking treats that can be both good for the body and spirit. Health consciousness is important this month as you will be called upon to help lift up loved ones who may be experiencing substantial troubles of their own. Remember, you will only be able to help others if you invest in your inner peace first.

Gemini June 2018

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The theme of this month, Stoner Gemini, will be balance. You may struggle early in the month to balance your social calendar with time to focus on your inner peace. But, remember Stoner Gemini, you know yourself best. No one can force you to do anything you don’t want to. You may feel the need to sneak off by yourself to your favorite smoke spot to meditate and medicate with the sacred herb. There will also be opportunities to be a part of a massive smoke circle, which will be the sustenance the soul needs. Don’t worry though, you will quickly find your groove and the rest of summer will be good times and good vibes for you and all your cannabis crew.

With regards to work, it will be imperative you keep your attention on the big picture, Stoner Gemini. Don’t worry about the little things. Enlist the help of coworkers in tackling the tedious tasks. Your efforts will be better used in a creative capacity. Freeing up mental bandwidth will allow you the opportunity to overcome greater obstacles and improve the business’s bottom line. When your not grinding at the nine-to-five, spend down time resting and recuperating. Expand your mind with an inspiring and uplifting sativa. Or, unwind after a long day’s work by puffing on a relaxing indica-dominant strain.

By taking a holistic approach, addressing the needs of the mind and the body, you will show skeptics you can do both: work hard and smoke tough. Paying a little more attention to one’s health never hurt anyone, Stoner Gemini. This investment will have noticeable returns that are sure to materialize quickly. In addition to having more energy to get work done, you will have plenty in the reserve tank to pursue your own adventures outside of the work sphere.

Some might call you a lazy stoner; but how wrong some people can be? This June you will be miles away from the couch. While others are busy making assumptions, you will be out blazing your own path: Discovering new places for your midnight toking, and meeting new people to invite to the next smoke session.

Aries June 2018

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Stoner Aries many cosmic blessings await you in the first summer month. You can put the work sphere on auto pilot and focus on yourself and your love life! Work must be done, but it will all come from within yourself. Early in the month get in touch with your third eye through a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on communication, attention through observation, and understanding through empathy. June will be a period of growth and recuperation.

Universal support will be enough to tackle all obstacles in your way in the work sphere. Clear communication is all you need to see you through the first summer month. But remember stoner Aries, communication is the act of receiving a message as well as delivering it.

With work on cruise control, take advantage of the first month of summer! Get out in mother nature. Take a break from the pressure of society, and connect with the spirituality of the environment. A deep meditative smoke session out in nature will be a wonderful tool to help center and connect you with the oneness of all things. Allow the sacred herb to take you high in the clouds. See yourself and your place in society amongst your cannabis companions. Think of yourself floating high above the terrestrial plane in your own societal observatory. A closer look at a broader perspective will assist you in understanding your role within the hive.

Look deeper into your smoke circle. What are your intentions? Are these relationships more about the kind instead of your kind buds? Each one of us has our own role to play as terrestrial astronauts populating our cosmic spaceship named Earth. Perhaps you will see more in your cannabis companions once you look past the smoke clouds. For committed Aries this deeper dive into those around you could lead to meaningful and loving experiences. For single Aries, this compassionate second look might lead to a smoke circle expansion, and thus more possibilities of love. Perhaps that love interest has been a canna-bud all along, but the smoke clouds obscured your attention.

Virgo June 2018

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Stoner Virgo June presents a familiar challenge. Although the old adage “Let it Be,” can sound easy enough, it may require an active effort on your part this month to fight the urge to try to solve everyone else’s problems. Some things are simply out of your control, and your efforts will be better spent getting your own to-dos checked off before offering assistance with OPP (other people’s problems). While you might feel like you have just the cure for a cannabis companion’s blues, the best help you can offer is to allow them the opportunity to experience their own growing pains.

Whether it is for your own relief, or you decide to invite your fellow canna-companions to partake, there will be great benefit in taking time for some stress relieving tokes. Spark one up and slow things down. You are certain to benefit from making time for medicated introspection with the sacred herb. With each spark of the sensimilla you can expect to acquire new perspective and to discover more opportunities to reach greater heights.

When it comes to the realm of work, you are entering a period of straight fire, Stoner Virgo. While you are certain to experience a noticeable surge of energy, it will be important to make sure your actions are deliberate. Do not jump at every prospect that arises. Be thoughtful in your plans of action and be sure proper planning is in place. It is better to move at a deliberate pace than to burn out too quickly. While you might want to get things done as quickly as possible, remember you will spend even more time on a project if you have to go back and correct mistakes. This could be avoided if you are more attentive in your first attempt. The cosmos has blessed you with a keen eye for the details. Sometimes the sacred herb may offer you inspiration, yet other times it can help you slow your roll allowing you the time to get it right the first time.

The most crucial facet you should avoid approaching hastily is the sphere of family. As long as you focus your attentions inward first, Stoner Virgo, you will foster a positive aura which will benefit all of those around you. It will be important you keep the peace pipe and fresh herb at the ready. This is not to say you should expect many conflicts to arise, but rather you will be ready to clear the air if they should. Sometimes the best advice for facing a hectic schedule is to hurry up and relax.

Libra June 2018

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Stoner Libra, the first summer month will be a slow burn, just like a well packed bowl. It won’t take much flame to set this month-a-blaze. Positivity will be your cosmic wick. As long as you are a willing participant in your smoke circle, focus on the right tasks at work, and confident in matters of love, the burning bowl of June will see you through the high life.

Early in the month take time for a deep meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Focus on forgiveness and communication. The cosmic influences of June will present an opportunity to settle old scores and heal open wounds. Cosmic support will assist in cleaning out the closet of negativity and moving forward with positivity. Don’t shy away from open minded confrontation. Issues might be more built up in your head than they are in reality.

Be forewarned stoner Libra, all this positive cosmic support may not translate into an energetic workplace. With so many bowls burning out in the summer sun this is understandable. At work, focus on what is meaningful. Avoid serious fights and battles. Now is the time to grind hard on the tasks that matter most. Even with low energy or attention, you can still accomplish a lot if you grind on the right tasks.

Get out! Enjoy the summer sun. But be sure to gather cannabis companions for the adventures. Positivity and confidence are the keys to unlocking universal support in June stoner Libra. Just remember that positivity isn’t only a mindset, but also a mantra for how you treat your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Sure, PMA (positive mental attitude) goes a long way, but without action it can become a hollow effort.

It’s not like you lack confidence stoner Libra, but comic support in June favors the bold. It’s time to take the restrictor plate off and go full tilt. Well, within reason; especially single stoner Libras. There is a fine line between confident energy and obnoxious behavior. With the right tone, you will see your smoke circle expand and plenty of adventures to start your summer off right.

Pisces June 2018

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Stoner Pisces, let the summer sun melt away all obstacles blocking your progress. And melt they should! All cosmic sign posts say smooth traveling in June. The first summer month offers the stoner Pisces networking in business, a deep spiritual epiphany, and love lessons.

The work sphere will be filled with surprising opportunities in June. Take advantage of team building meetings and after work social events. You may be surprised at how many coworkers are undercover cannabis companions. You will find opportunities to expand your smoke circle and strengthen your workplace bonds. Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you are still in a work environment. As pleasure, politics, cannabis, and work blend together inside one obscure smoke cloud, don’t lose your head.

A wonderful spiritual opportunity awaits the stoner Pisces in June. Cosmic influences will present an epiphany of greater universal understanding. I have no wise words on the how, nor the way, but a deep internal exploration is almost assured in the first summer month. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on doors and windows of opportunity. I wish I could tell you the date and time for a deep philosophical dive with the sacred herb, but this month’s universal support doesn’t work that way. The main tool I can give you is preparation. Be cognizant of your surroundings. Take advantage of days where you can get away from the noise of the mechanistic gears of our capitalistic machine. Deep dives aren’t always solo. There may be cannabis companions going through the same metamorphosis. This is your journey and your discovery, don’t hide from the exploration.

The love life of the stoner Pisces will go through a similar learning stage in June. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, there are always opportunities to grow as a partner and terrestrial astronaut. Take a look around you. There are wonderful examples of positive loving relationships anywhere you look. Learning doesn’t always come from reading or class work, but mere observation of positive examples can lead to a path of ascension.

Capricorn June 2018

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I’m not one to talk about fate and destiny stoner Capricorn. But we can all agree that there are moments in life that we arrive at a destination regardless of the decisions or actions we took along the path. The first summer month will require a bit of trust and faith in your path. Positive cosmic support is strong for the stoner Capricorn, but your impact on situations may be diminished.

Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on your connection to the universe and trust in your path. June will be a month where you need to go with the flow. The flow of time and life is going to happen regardless of your ambitions and fears, so you might as well buckle in and enjoy the ride. Don’t push for a certain result or the opposite might unfold.

So what is left to do if you can’t push for your desired outcome? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to find inner peace and relaxation. Try to tune into your universal support. The mile markers and sign posts will come to you from within instead of in the physical world. However, it’s the first month of summer. Get out and enjoy mother nature. Relaxation isn’t the same thing as complacency. A vigorous hike to a secret smoke spot, or a refreshing swim in a body of water can be soothing and good for the soul. And what could be better than going on these adventures with your cannabis companions? Focus on your instincts and guidance from your third eye during your meditative smoke sessions. Find the right moments for activity for the soul and reparative relaxation for your mind and body.

The old fable of the tortoise and the hare is a good analogy for the work sphere in June. Do not push yourself for maximum effort this month! Try as you might, you will end up at the finish line in the same amount of time as with an even pace. Avoid challenging coworkers, bosses, or employees this month. The job will get done the right way in due time. Dramatic situations will surely find you if you seek them through confrontation.

Cancer June 2018

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Cancer June 2018







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The moon will have a significant impact in the first summer month for the stoner Cancer. Although significant, the moon’s influence may not even be noticed. The moon goddess will act as a mood compressor. It will lesson the highs and cut out the lows. The result will be smooth sailing in mood and temperament during the period.

Don’t sweat the small stuff stoner Cancer. Too much time focusing on the detailed minutiae will distract you from your broader goals. A great theme song for the month of June will be Float On by Modest Mouse.

On and around the 6th and 20th of the month there could be a break in this clear cosmic weather. But will it be a rain of stress and depression or a flash of love and excitement? Stoner Cancer, you must prepare for either situation. Perhaps a sacred care package of Indica in case you need to hide and cope from the weight of the world; and a Sativa packed adventure smoke box for a last minute trip with cannabis companions. Preparation in advance will help deal with a spike in emotional frequency response around those dates.

This moon compressor will impact both the personal and work spheres. Do not expect large events with a noticeable impact at work. However, if a significant problem does arise in the workplace, take a moment to contemplate with cannabis. The sacred herb can allow you to see the picture more broadly, and perhaps this significant problem is different than it first appeared. An obstacle and an opportunity sometimes are merely a matter of perspective. A meditative smoke session may help you flip the script on a work related challenge you encounter.

It’s the first month of summer stoner Cancer. Get out and enjoy your terrestrial spacecraft with your cannabuds. Summer sun. Summer fun. Everything is better outside!

Aquarius June 2018

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Stoner Aquarius, the first summer month will be a great time to break the chains of old habits. Cosmic support will be strong for the adventurous Aquarian. Not adventurous in actions, but adventurous in creativity. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month to spark inspiration. By broadening your experiences you may see yourself in a new light within your smoke circle. Not only can you expand your smoke circle this month, but you can enhance and curate enjoyable experiences with your cannabis companions.

There will be grand dynamics shifting in the workplace stoner Aquarius. These movements will rely heavily on your internal investigative skills. How much do you know yourself? Do you fully understand your place in society and your job? Greater understanding in this regard could lead to an opportunity in the workplace. If you struggle to see yourself in the broader context of the hive, this opportunity may go unnoticed. Don’t be afraid to include a coworker in a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Just be sure to practice open and nondefensive communication strategies. Self discovery from another perspective can be challenging, yet enlightening. This information can enhance your ability to target the right tasks or projects at work to stand out from the crowd.

Stoner Aquarius, in matters of love and the heart, it is time to break out of old patterns. Try a new tact, a new friend, a new restaurant, a new smoke spot, or even all of the above. Be a leader! Organize an event or activity with your smoke circle. Perhaps a smoke spot photographic scavenger hunt will be the catalyst to catch that certain someone’s eye or boost the energy level of a stagnant relationship. Cosmic support will reward breaking from old patterns and trying new experiences. Smoke about it with a cannabis companion. The world is only limited by your imagination.

Leo June 2018

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Stoner Leo this June you can confidently expect the sun to be out, and positivity to be high. You should mentally prepare yourself early in the month to get ready for a period in which you will be on a serious grind. To maximize effectiveness in both your work and recreation, it will be important for you to complete all required tasks as quickly as possible. But, you still want to maintain a high standard in your work. Do not sacrifice quality simply for sake of saving time.

You will have the unique opportunity this month to make work fun. Relax and refresh your batteries at home by indulging in your favorite sticky green. A sweet sativa can help you unwind while at the same time getting you motivated to tackle the tasks of the day. Although you may be faced with an all-too-familiar itinerary of things to do, coming up with creative approaches to accomplishing these necessary tasks can make working hard feel like it’s hardly work at all.

Getting your to-dos done in a timely manner will pay off. Once your list of accomplishments is established, you will have more time to smoke and toke on the things you are passionate about. Perhaps you are secretly jealous of that one friend who is the designated blunt roller in your group of friends. Well, Stoner Leo, you will have plenty of time to improve your stoner skills, and become the pot-rolling professional you’ve always wished to be. Whatever your aspirations may be, it is important you stay active this month.

If you find yourself in a slump, it is only because you are being idle. The secret to happiness during this time of year is to challenge yourself with new endeavors and ever higher aspirations. It’s important for you to enlist the help of your closest partners-in-chronic when you embark on your summertime shenanigans. With so much positive energy flowing through you, it will be hard to ignore the urges to share your good fortune. Keep those good times coming by having the kind bud close at hand and the homies who are down-to-ride ready to roll. This summer promises to provide plenty of opportunities for your smoke circle to discover photo worthy smoke spots.

Sagittarius June 2018

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Stoner Sagittarius grab the ganja and settle into your favorite smoke spot. You can expect the first month of summer to move at a very slow burn. Longer days, and all of the potential they promise, are officially here. With so much sun at your back, you can count on finally taking that much needed vacation. Whether it is a quick trip to the coast or roughing it in the depths of mother nature, be sure to bring the cannabis and your camera. You are certain to encounter fellow smokers on your travels, and you don’t want to miss the opportunity to capture all of these stoney memories.

During the month of June, you will have more than ample tools to handle all of your pressing business transactions. By addressing your work obligations first, you will open up endless opportunities to pursue your passions, Stoner Sagittarius. Your energy will be best used when it comes to the sphere of planning. Whether it is your peers at work, or your closest bud-loving buddies, enlist the help of your peers to accomplish what drives you most.

Regardless of whether you are the leader of the pack, or starting at the bottom with aspirations of making it to the top, it is your hard work and precise planning that will get you there. It is recommended you keep creative energy flowing by sticking with your favorite Sativa strain. By embracing the sacred herb, you will be able to explore more deeply the creative side of tackling tough problems.

Remember Stoner Sagittarius, love does not only exist in a romantic sense. Use this period of great positivity to spread the good vibes to all those who are fortunate to know you. It does not take much to set the scene and increase optimism. A simple pre-rolled cone and a trek through the woods may be all that is needed to raise your spirits. Your noticeable affinity towards adventure will leave you with plenty of canna-companions who are always down to roll.

Taurus June 2018

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Stoner Taurus, you may feel like this June offers nothing but smooth sailing ahead, and you are not wrong in this assessment. However, in order to experience the most substantial progress in reaching your highest potential, you should stay focused on reaching the next level of success. Don’t be lazy! You will have plenty of time to relax with your favorite strain of the recreational herb. So, be sure to keep it moving because there is much work to get done.

You will get more accomplished if you focus on getting your current tasks at hand completed. Instead of seeking out new undertakings, invest your efforts in crossing items off your to-do list. This will free up energy to invest into future endeavors. While it is advised you keep an eye on as many facets of life as possible, do not spread yourself too thin. It is important you set aside the time for meditative smoke sessions. Only then will you be able to prioritize your efforts so you can give proper attention to all issues that require attention.

Remember, patience can be a virtue, Stoner Taurus. Especially when you know you are working towards long sought after goals. Be smart with your investments. If your harvest does not yield the desired returns, it may be time to try your hand at a different crop. Don’t waste your time on seeds that will not bloom into the opportunities you desire. As long as you remain attentive to what your garden requires, you will certainly be able to produce flourishing results.

For some Stoner Taurus’, Indica strains of the sacred herb can result in couch lock. But, this June, you will find these particular substrates provide a particular grounding quality you may have been lacking. It is well advised you keep the peace pipe close at hand. You should expect at least one significant controversy on the homefront. This may be self-inflicted, or from an external cause. But, as long as you are ready to smoke it out, and talk it out, everyone involved will be able to speak their minds and follow their hearts without neglecting all perspectives involved.

Taurus May 2018

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Stoner Taurus, you may feel an increase in optimism this final Spring month of May. This is the best kind of problem to have. No one can say you will not encounter any obstacles, but your ambition and perseverance will make these challenges feel much smaller. The only way you will fail is if you simply never try! You have the potential to make the last month of spring memorable and meaningful. And just like the weather, Stoner Taurus, you are headed for a hot streak. Take advantage of the longer days; get outside! It could be a hike to your favorite smoke spot, a river float while dazed and confused, or simply puffing on the sacred herb with friends while playing disc golf. Whatever your preferred fun-in-the-sun activity may be, make it happen!

At work you will be straight fire as long as you remain focused on getting the job done. But, be cautioned Stoner Taurus: all of your successes will likely attract a few critics in the workplace. Puff puff pass the drama, it is important you do what you can to keep the peace. The most important thing is remember to work to impress yourself first. Others’ approval will be earned by how effectively you get the job done. If your coworkers multi task as cannabis companions, then a peace offering with the peace pipe could keep tensions at bay. A little time with the sacred herb can go along way. As most of us know well, sharing is caring, and the sensimilla can help to bring everyone to their calmer senses.

This May you will be faced with the tough, but straightforward decision: should you stay or should you go? Stoner Taurus, you are loyal to your family and friends, but now may be the time to spread those wings and fly solo. While you may require a greater physical distance in order to establish your own roots, this does not mean you and your closest canna-companions will be separated emotionally. These are your partners in chronic, Stoner Taurus. Sometimes everyone needs a little extra room to grow. Regardless of how far apart your travels take you, rest assured you will always be able to pick up and toke down where you left off.

Aries May 2018

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Stoner Aries, you can expect this particular month of May to be straight fire! You have the sun at your back and green pastures at your feet. However, this doesn’t mean you won’t have to grind. It would be silly to assume that gardens yield spectacular harvests without getting your hands dirty. Be prepared to get a little messy this month Stoner Aries. The world is your garden and you have plenty of work to do. To ensure efficiency is at its highest levels, you must tackle properly developed and planned projects. Once you have accomplished your current list of to-dos, you will have plenty of time remaining to burn through your net passion project.

Stoner Aries there will be more hours in the days in May. Your biggest challenge will be to determine how you will spend them. Opportunities are only as rewarding as your willingness to take them. If you are in a position of leadership, it will be even more important for you to take initiative prompting those you lead to pursue spectacular successes. However, this may require you to be stern with subordinates who are not completely convinced such great feats can be accomplished. Be kind, but be candid. Whether you are leader of the pack, or working your way up the ladder, Stoner Aries, it will be important to keep the peace at work, and the peace-pipe at home. While there are certainly times when the two can mix, business and bud-ness should remain distinctly separate this month.

Whether single, or with a special stoner companion, you will have the opportunity to take time for self reflection. Take a chance on investing in yourself, Stoner Aries. Perhaps you will embark on hike to your favorite smoke spot. Or, you may indulge in an all-inclusive smoke session with your closest partners in chronic. Just remember, you have special someones who are relying on you to bring the goodness and the green. When others are involved, there will always be bumps in the short term, but you can rest assured there will be few bruises in the long run.

Libra May 2018

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Stoner Libra are you ready to ride the cosmic wave of fate in May? This month promises to be a very dynamic period for you, but not necessarily from your actions or decisions. Let’s take a deep breath of the sacred herb and focus on internal balance. Being out of control can be an overwhelming feeling, but giving into fate can be freeing. Understanding that these two concepts are the same thing is the key to a harmonious month. Influencing change in May will prove to be difficult. Maintaining balance and riding the cosmic wave will see you through your travels.

This is not the month to assist or help others stoner Libra. Where you think there may be opportunities for justice or teaching, there may actually be dangerous traps. Part of the balancing act of May will be practice in biting your tongue or accepting differences without argument. Breath, inhale, and let it be stoner Libra. Seek opportunities to find your chill inner self through smoke session meditations with the sacred herb. We are all on our cosmic surfboard trying to stay upright and ride our own wave of fate. Perspective and patience can be found within yourself through medicated meditations. “Que Sera, Sera. Whatever will be, will be.”

Ok, enough of the cautionary words. There will be great opportunity in May stoner Libra. Your grand cosmic wave will take you to opportunities to collaborate or find a partnership in a passion project. You must seize the opportunity and act quickly or the moment may pass. The wave does not yield or pause for anyone.

Single stoner Libras have a natural advantage riding the fateful cosmic wave of May. Puff puff pass the stress, maintain your balance, and keep your eye on the horizon. For stoner Libras in a relationship, my words are a little more sharp. Don’t jump off your board! There are sharks in those waters!

Pisces May 2018

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Stoner Pisces there are times to swim aggressively against the current, there are times to stay bottled up in the base of your bong, and there are times like May when you need to float through the stream and trust the outlet. May could become such a dynamic period that swimming to a location or destination may leave you exhausted or powerless. Staying cooped up in your bong of a fish bowl will prevent you from bright moments of achievement. Times like this require a subtle and trusted float. You will be capable of meeting any challenges, and overcoming any obstacles during May. They just won’t be obvious or even visible.

Floating wherever the stream of life takes you will keep you flexible and yet ready to pounce on opportunities. This is not a time for self reflection or analysis. A critical third eye toward you predicament will only lead down an unhealthy path. Puff puff pass the stressful contemplation. Float down the stream of life, it will take you where you need to be.

This period of floating the river of life does not mean you cannot plan for the outlet. My main message is not to overthink the details. Early in the month take time with a meditative smoke session. A balanced hybrid should do nicely. Allow yourself to rise HIGH above the terrestrial plain. A 10,000 foot view is a great way to see the landscape around you, and plan for the future. It’s all laid out stoner Pisces. Not in the details, but in the broader scope of existence. Once you view the landscape of life surrounding your float, you will be able to develop a plan for when you reach your destination. All of this is unique to you stoner Pisces. Once you view the path of the stream from HIGH above, develop a plan of action. It will be imperative to stick to your plan exclusively.

Are you floating through fate or making your own reality? Perhaps this is the secret, but don’t dwell on it.

The last month of Spring will offer opportunities to beautify and enhance your physical space. It is amazing how small gestures and enhancements can brighten the mood of yourself and your partners in chronic. Whether it is at home or in the workplace, take time to freshen up your surroundings. A float is more enjoyable with pretty scenery.

Scorpio May 2018

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Stoner Scorpio May promises to be a creative and bright month for you. Cosmic influences will feel like a warm breeze at your back in the final month of Spring. But there is work to do before you can smell the sticky buds. Send all power to the deflector shields, and pack a bowl of inspiring sacred herb. You need to speed passed the haters onto more enjoyable projects.

Mysteries in life can be fun. There will be events in May that will not follow from a logical cause or effect. Obstacles will appear without any clear solution, and you might not even understand how it came to be. You are not being paranoid stoner Scorpio. But you don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes. Puff puff pass the mysterious puzzle piece out of mind. You should be more like a character in Dumb and Dumber than a hero detective in your feature film of May. If you get distracted trying to figure out a meaningless puzzle, you might lose a bright opportunity for growth.

Similar words can be said in relations with fellow terrestrial astronauts. Conflict in facts or opinions can become emotional and frustrating; but only if you allow it stoner Scorpio. Life is too short to stop and debate every oppositional force. Take time to puff puff pass on conflict and seek out like minded cannabis companions to enjoy your time with.

Creativity means different things to different people. There are all kind of ways to express yourself in this wonderful world we live in. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on conflict avoidance, patience, and creative energy. Take time for yourself stoner Scorpio. What is your passion project or stoner muse? It doesn’t matter what the endeavor, the universe will support your creativity. Now is the time to take that idea of inspiration and manifest it into the physical world.

Virgo May 2018

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Stoner Virgo, you may think the universe is conspiring against you, but realistically you will feel everything more deeply this month. But, this is not necessarily a bad thing as these magnifications will be just as noticeable with positive emotions. Following your heart will be the precise recipe required to overcome any and all obstacles you encounter. While you are attempting to correct the seemingly unfortunate injustices the stars have concocted for you, it will be crucial for you not to neglect those nearest you. You may find yourself having a greater affinity towards the Sativa dominant varieties this month, Stoner Virgo. This can be helpful in getting the creative juices flowing as you work to strike a balance between your personal goals and the needs of those around you.

When the smoke is getting too thick, all you have to do is wait for it to clear. You have already clearly established your goals. As once famously said, just do it! With so many hours of sunshine during the summer months, you’ll have even more time to hustle. This will be an ideal time to turn your hobbies into a passion that pays, capitalize on your talents stoner Virgo.

Those nearest you will notice your genuine drive towards accomplishing great goals. You will be able to manage noticeable achievements and noteworthy smoking sessions, as long as you remember there is a time and a place for each. Be forewarned, Stoner Virgo, it is likely you will encounter some friction in the workplace. However, you will be able to accomplish more if you are able to set aside those differences. Invest your energy in projects, don’t waste it on unnecessary squabbling. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.

Stoner Virgo, this month you need to stay connected with your smoke circle. This is not to say you need to toke one down with everyone you encounter. Rather, those who you consider your closest bud loving buddies should be your main focus. While you should stay busy, you will benefit by taking time to stop and smell the kind flower. Although you have a long list of tasks to accomplish, you will never regret investing time with those who mean most.

Sagittarius May 2018

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Stoner Sagittarius, you always want to strive for better, but this month is not the time for trailblazing or straying too far off course. It is advised you stick to what you know, and work to excel in familiar territories. As long as you remain attentive to whatever task is in front of you, unnecessary setbacks will easily be averted. While you will have ample opportunity to grind ‘em up and smoke ‘em down, your main focus should stay on the grind of work. It is highly recommended you keep your pursuit of goals and the ganja separate. Heed this advice, otherwise you are likely to see many opportunities go up in smoke.

Your success in the workplace will be noticeable to all. This means there will be little reason to call attention to your accomplishments; just sit back and let your work speak for itself. Stay busy, but stay humble Stoner Sagittarius. This will be the best recipe for advancing your position at work. Whether your aspirations are to rock steady doing your best in your current status, or you have your sights set on running the joint, May will be an amazing time of growth.

Stoner Sagittarius, the health and growth of your relationships will ultimately be up to you. But, do not limit this notion to simply romantic relations. You will have a unique opportunity to elevate and improve each connection with all of your cannabis companions. All of your best buds are sure to benefit from your kindness and kind herb. Remember, all of these positive efforts will circle back to you in good time. You might be faced with the difficult choice of whether or not you should help someone near to you. The answer is always yes, Stoner Sagittarius. If you have the means and opportunity to give someone that extra boost, whether it’s sharing a piece, or spreading some peace, you will never be disappointed when you decide to pay it forward.

Gemini May 2018

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Stoner Gemini your evil twin may pop their head up more than usual in May. Swirling cosmic winds will lead to dynamic emotional swings. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Acknowledgement of difficult situations or problems and striving for a balance in body and spirit, will keep you upright and moving forward. Take time to create a cannabis toolkit for May. Sometimes you will need to chill out with a deep Indica strain. Other times an energetic Sativa will be the key to unlock a positive adventure. It will be important to mentally adjust to a changing environment versus becoming overwhelmed by it.

Last month was all about planning and seizing opportunities for self improvement. Continuation of this theme is important in May. You may lack the inspiration of idea creation this month, but the lists and ideas from last month should be front and center now. There is a danger of time slipping away stoner Gemini. Use the ideas and to-dos from last month to drive your motivation this month. Allow your former energetic self to guide your current self. Don’t let them down!

A partner in chronic may piss you off or hurt your feelings. This can be an explosive situation, but only if you let it stoner Gemini. Often, time and contemplation will lead to understanding and a more thoughtful perspective. You are in charge of your emotional reaction, not the circumstance.

Working with cannabis companions toward a common goal will bring happiness and success. Cosmic winds favor a team effort. It’s time to put that smoke circle to work! Nothing bands terrestrial astronauts like a common goal and a clear mission. We live in a wonderful world where there are collaborative opportunities in a variety of communities. Whether your smoke circle resides in your neighborhood or your social network, bonding with your cannabis companions will be rewarding for you and the collective.

Leo May 2018

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Stoner Leo the month of May will be a bright dynamic period for you. As with many things in life, what you put in will directly correlate to what you get out. The opportunity of May is not weighted heavily in the sphere of society, but within yourself stoner Leo. Springtime is a wonderful time of renewal, not just in nature, but in one’s self.

Meditative smoke sessions should be light and airy. I envision a sweet Sativa with low THC levels. Balance will be the theme of the month. Self improvement opportunities will be available within the work and personal spheres. It will be important to balance your mood and strength to transition easily between the two spheres. Moreover a balance of focus and ambition will assist in transitions between idea generation and execution.

Personal Improvement:
Is there a hobby collecting dust? Maybe a fitness class you’ve had your eye on trying? Perhaps there is a passion project or volunteer opportunity in your cannabis community.

Soulful Improvement:
Mind, body, and spirit. Balance cannot be maintained in the physical world without balance within stoner Leo. Investment in one’s self does not merely manifest in a physical way. Internal mood and spirit can be enhanced with a wilderness hike, or a yoga class. Perhaps a deep medicated meditative dive in a float tank will connect you to the cosmic singularity.

Work Improvement:
As you grab the cosmic opportunity of May, and work towards a better you, don’t forget about your astronautical career. Seize upon continued education classes. Take time out for intensive organizing. Open yourself to networking and idea development.

What a month stoner Leo! Good luck! When there is a nuisance, annoyance, or frustration sets in, you’ve simply been knocked off balance. Breathe, inhale, and let it be. Patience, trust, and insight will see you through.

Cancer May 2018

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Spring is the epitome of change: The weather grows warmer and flowers come back to life after a long winter. This month, you will completely embody this very notion of change, Stoner Cancer. This is all but guaranteed to be the case, so you will have the important task of deciding which transformations you wish to manifest. Perhaps it is time for a new wardrobe that represents your ever evolving style. Maybe, you will finally get that gym membership that’s been on your mind. You may also benefit from a change in strains and smoking methods.

Have you ever tried vaporizing the sacred herb? You can expect the side effects to be different from standard rips from a water pipe. Usually more mellow, but longer lasting. A solid meditative smoke (or vape) session early on will help to set the tone for the remainder of the month. This will get you into a more self-reflective mindset which can help you identify the specific areas you feel needs the most attention. If you are not satisfied with the way things are going, you will have the means to change course as long as you bring the motivation.

Stoner Cancer, when it comes to work, it will be important you reevaluate all of your accomplishments with a critical eye. The purpose of this isn’t to pick apart your success or regret mistakes made. Rather, you will learn what can be done in the future to be more efficient with regards to upcoming projects. When you encounter especially difficult problems, don’t be afraid to take a break. It can be helpful to enlist the help of a little herbal inspiration at home, and come back to the issue with a refreshed mind and new perspective. Whether you work for yourself or are just starting a new job, it is important to remember the value of your human capital. Listen to your inner entrepreneur–invest yourself fully in your work now, and you will certainly see positive returns in the future.

May is the perfect time seek out greater social interactions. If it’s been a while since the crew was all together, any reason is a good reason to catch up and of course to burn one down. Maybe your relationships are good, but maintaining them has dropped in priority. Like anything you want to grow, it will take time and a nurturing hand. Everyone has something to gain by gathering the buds and indulging in some of the sacred herb. This time together can be amazingly uplifting and can be exactly what you need to stay grounded.

Capricorn May 2018

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Stoner Capricorn you are entering a wonderful time period. May has all the promise of a blooming flower. The moon will take a prominent position of allyship for your sign. A wonderful turn of events from the usual planetary predicaments of the moon.. From the Full Moon of April 29th, to the Flower Moon of May 29th you will feel a warm cosmic breeze at your back.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst this month stoner Capricorn. Find the adventure in life and self improvement. The unusual support from the moon will not be a lucky rabbit’s foot or a golden ticket. You can take advantage of this cosmic opportunity through positive effort and attention. Make sure your cannabis tool kit is filled with light and airy Sativa strains. Now is not the time for couch-lock contemplation, but instead active participation.

Opportunity is the key term for May. We create our own opportunities. You now have unexpected universal support for all of your desires and plans. But you must make a plan stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on what it is you truly want. Journal your deep thoughts or create a to-do list. NOW, take steps to forward your mission. Perhaps you want to forward your involvement in charity or politics. Maybe there is an outdoor or educational adventure you have passed on in the past. NOW is the time to set yourself up for internal success. Give it a try and get going.

On the personal front, drama can be expected within your smoke circle. It will be crucial for you to recognize this is not your responsibility. People and things will work out on their own without the need for your stressful involvement. Don’t get cornered to choose sides. Calm waters are the best to swim in; and you should be a vigorous swimmer in May stoner Capricorn.

Aquarius May 2018

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Stoner Aquarius the sun will shine on you in May! This period promises to have all the blessings required for success. But the sun is shining more on your business sphere than personal. So pack a bowl of your favorite energetic Sativa strain as you prepare to blaze your own economic path in May.

The current planetary alignment provides support to the bold stoner Aquarius. But it provides fortune to the prepared. Is there a business adventure or financial investment you have been pondering or planning? May is the perfect time to take steps toward your goal. As always there are universal requirements to success. We are talking about support, not luck stoner Aquarius.

First, no economic adventure is foolproof. Without proper analysis and assessment, your efforts will be subject to chance. A bushy nug filled plant always starts from a well nurtured seed.

Second, you must clear the clutter from previous projects. Remaining tasks and to-dos from old projects or ideas can disrupt the cosmic wave of refreshing new adventures. Complete all left over tasks before committing to this new project.

Third, success requires a strong single-minded work ethic. We all know the lazy stoner stereotype is just a myth. This month it will be up to you to shatter this myth stoner Aquarius.

All work and no play makes for a dull stony day. As there are limited highlights to be foretold in May, I do have some words of caution. I think of the Kid Cudi words, “The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.” It will be paramount to avoid locking yourself away with a bowl and a frown in May. Developing a “people suck” attitude will be an easy trap. Trust and reliance on others should be avoided. It’s not that you should avoid any smoke circles or cannabis companions, just don’t create expectations surrounding these encounters. This is a month of work stoner Aquarius. Fun cannabis companionship will arrive at a future date.

Aries April 2018

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Stoner Aries universal influences will support a positive and prosperous April.  With Spring in full effect, it will be imperative to organize and complete projects already underway.  The full moon on the 31st of March represents an opportunity for the stoner Aries to cleanse the past and prepare for the future.

Think of the beginning of April as a vision quest.  Puff early and meditate often. See the year unfold.  Perhaps you can enhance your medicated meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb by trying something new to connect with your inner voice.  An internal journey within a float tank is a wonderful conduit to better self understanding. Perhaps a long hike in the majesty of our terrestrial plane will inspire your vision.  Maybe a medicated hot yoga session is just what the doctor ordered to expel toxins and breathe in new energy. No matter the tools of your quest, find the time early in April to open your mind to your internal voice.  Seek your true desired direction.

Smoke some flower stoner Aries.  Dust off the leaves that clutter your environment, both external and internal.  Once your vision quest is complete, the next step will be to complete all projects already established.  Leaving loose ends can trip you up as you run toward your future. You will find the pace of your work and mental analysis will increase tremendously now that you have found your true direction.  What can you do now to reach this vision? Once you have your direction established and work in progress completed, waste no time in executing forward progress toward your future.

Don’t spend all your time in a yurt on a mountain top visualizing your future stoner Aries.  After your vision quest early in the month it will be crucial to connect with your cannabis companions, loved ones, and smoke circle acquaintances.  It’s possible these connections will help actualize the vision of your future.

Cancer April 2018

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Stoner Cancer are you ready to ride the unpredictable waves of the cosmos?  April is sure to bring unexpected and delightful experiences in all phases of life.  This will be a unique experience for the stoner Cancer. Your journey will be your own without a guide or map to plot your path.  Truly you will be on the edge of your board seeking balance and quick reaction to the changing elements of the wave of life.

So often I implore the stoner signs to plan and seek guidance from within to help create a path to positivity and success for the time period.  But this month is not normal or expected for the stoner Cancer. Medicated meditative smoke sessions should focus on trust, stability, and versatility.  There is no plan when you drop in on that large cosmic wave. Only trust in oneself and reaction to the ever-changing dynamic of the wave will see you through to the end of the ride.  Live life by the moment without planning. Place comfort and convenience at the forefront so that flexibility in decision making will come with ease.

Stoner Cancer, let’s put together a sacred stash box for April.  This stash box will be like a tool kit for each occasion during the month.  Arm yourself with Sativa, Indica, a hybrid, and edibles. Be sure to keep an eye toward the strength of your sacred herb.  Occasions may pop up where a high CBD strain is needed. This well constructed stash box will assist in maintaining balance within unpredictable situations.  As you live for comfort and versatility you must have diverse tools to enhance a wide range of activities.

Be forewarned stoner Cancer, a comfortable and relaxed pace does not allow for ignorance.  As you focus on the cosmic wave directly in front, you may lose sight of your cannabis companions in your peripheral.  Universal support will disappear with any selfish actions that place your flexible movements above the consideration for your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  But alas, this is all part of the delicate dance within the dynamic cosmic wave. You got this stoner Cancer, enjoy the ride!

Capricorn April 2018

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Stoner Capricorn last month was quite active and impact-full for your sign.  There is a bit of a flip in the script for April. The larva that morphed into a social butterfly in March will now mature into a worker bee.  Energy and positivity will remain in place, but the focus and direction may change. April will not be a Kiss song stoner Capricorn. You may want to rock all night and party every day, but there will be other time periods for this possibility.  Now is the time to expend all that energy and confidence you nurtured in March toward a social angle, and apply it to your work sphere.

You can’t achieve your goals and dreams without first planning the design and pouring the foundation.  This is the time for the hard work and tough decisions. Keep the Indica species of the sacred herb locked up.  April will be the perfect month to meditate with the Sativa species. The energy and creativity you can cultivate from medicated smoke sessions will aid in your progress toward the manifestation of your dreams.  

Cosmic influences will reward the stoner Capricorn with a solitary focus and plan of action.  Early in the month take some time to meditate with the sacred herb. Planning and budgeting will be a crucial step at this point.  If you have several projects, ideas, or businesses that you would like to pursue, then this will be an important stage to select one to focus your efforts.  If your spread yourself too thin, your dreams may turn into a nightmare.

Decisions you make in April could have a large impact on future time periods.  Not only will a solitary focus be required, but also clear communication. Avoid cloudy situations.  No hot boxing in April stoner Capricorn! Miscommunication from thick smoke clouds could send you off course.

Your personal sphere may feel like you are spinning your wheels in April.  Just be clear with your communication, and enjoy the flow. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.  Do not fret or focus too much attention on the personal sphere. There will plenty of work to accomplish to keep you occupied.

Gemini April 2018

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Stoner Gemini, this month is not about how fast you go, but how far.  Do not be disappointed by the fact you are not likely to embark on any grand journey across the universe.  It is more likely you will travel along more familiar roads, but you will get to see them in completely new and unexpected ways.  April is the time to delve deeper down the rabbit hole and explore what you thought was familiar. Perhaps you have an interest you have never invested time in, or a hobby you’ve wanted to turn into a craft.   But you were held back because others thought it was “alternative.” Pursue your passions! Whether it’s practicing your painting, getting creative with clay, participating in cannabis activism, or chopping it up in the kitchen, your journey will be in self exploration.  

With regards to the sphere of work, the important thing is to keep your “eyes on the prize.”  It is easy to become sidetracked by the promise of the next prospect. Especially when your current project becomes tedious or littered with obstacles.  But, under no circumstances should you rush a project to completion simply to see it done. You, and all of your teammates will benefit when the job is done right, not quickly.  As long as you stay focused on the task at hand, there will be plenty of time to relax and celebrate your accomplishments. If you pace yourself and prioritize your to do list, you can do it all Stoner Gemini.

Although you may not find yourself going a hundred miles a minute, you will cover a lot of ground this month.  It is recommended you use the buddy system when possible, because you are surrounded by amazing people who offer fresh perspectives and much to learn.  The key is to keep it to a slow burn. Celebrate the “little wins” and share in the success of the group. Remember even the greatest bud begins as a tiny seed.  Pay close attention to the tasks that require your nurturing; you and your partners in chronic are sure to produce lasting accomplishments.

Leo April 2018

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Stoner Leo the sky’s the limit for you this April!  Better weather is headed your way, and the cosmos is sure to have your back.  Unlike recent months when it was better to conserve your energy and maintain a steady pace, the advice this month is to give it all you got!  You are certain to be successful in whatever you set out to accomplish. Your goal should be to do as much as you can, within reason. Your only failure will come from the lack of trying.  

It can be easy to get caught up in the grind, especially when you’re working at a fast pace.   Be forewarned, it will be important you do not neglect your health. When you need a little pick-me-up, a second wind, a timeout for a meditative session, you know the helpful healing powers of the sacred herb is just one puff away.  Although cannabis can help to heal the body and nourish the mind, you are ultimately responsible for how well you maintain your cosmic spacesuit. You might have the best plan to tackle a problem at work, or a great idea to make progress in a personal goal; but you will not get very far if you do not focus first on your well being.  Keep up your spirits! Your next accomplishment will take you even higher than the last.

Your family and friends will be aware of how busy you are when it comes to work and aspirations.  They will not ask much of you this month, Stoner Leo, other than for you to be honest with them. Keep the lines of communication open and moving in both directions.  You have a keen eye and great attention to detail, but you are known to overlook your own needs. You may get caught up in moments of intensity in your pursuit of greatness, so remember to reach out, not lash out.  Your bud-loving bosom buddies will gladly be there to support you with an open ear and a fresh packed bowl whenever you need. However, the ability to read minds is not one of the side effects of smoking cannabis. You will have to let others know when you need the companionship of good buds.  

Libra April 2018

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Stoner Libra April is bound to be a wonderful time for you.  However, this positive time period will be bound by your own self control.  A keen eye for moderation will keep you on a positive path. There are four key areas to target your attention in April:  420 Celebration, Quest for Justice, Project Ambition, and Companionship.

420 Celebration:  April is the month to celebrate cannabis culture.  There will be plenty of opportunities to celebrate with your cannabis companions and smoke circle acquaintances.  Be forewarned, you will lose universal support with overindulgence. Puff puff pass the positive vibes in moderation this month stoner Libra, and celebrate with kindness and safety.

Quest for Justice:  Ah yes stoner Libra, you have a natural desire to balance the scales of justice.  What a wonderful trait to possess my cannachampion. However, we live in confusing times of fake news and alternative facts.  Be sure to check your facts and confirm your sources before you embark on a quest for justice. Without a keen eye for details and facts, misinformation could create an overreaction that will send a cannabis companion fleeing.

Project Ambition:  April will be a prosperous and productive time period stoner Libra.  You can expect to find culmination in projects or investments. Smoke clouds of April show a likelihood of satisfaction and pride.  However, moderation of ambition is required. Disaster may strike if you take on too much responsibility as your attention will be spread too thin.  Not enough ambition, then universal support will reward your lack of effort with a lack of success.

Love and Companionship:  Be prepared stoner Libra.  The sphere of personal relations will be the most dramatically tied to a balance of moderation in April.  Toke about it with your cannabis companions. Without a keen eye toward a balanced state of mind, your emotions may swing wildly.  Communication and meditation will be your best tools to quell this dynamic period.

Pisces April 2018

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Stoner Pisces April is sure to be a bright and productive month.  It should be said that you will be in touch with more feelings than usual during this time period.  That’s not a premonition of emotional alarms, merely a warning that life may be more vibrant and dynamic during this time period.  As long as you live with kind intent and productive vigor, nothing will hold you back.

Mercury is in retrograde until the 17th of April my lovely Pisces.  Retrograde does not present the gloom and doom that it may for other zodiac signs, but there is an important task that will assist you in a harmonious passage.  During the Mercury retrograde it will be important to get your financial house in order. Excessive spending or large purchases should be avoided. How long has it been since you completed a household budget?  This is an ideal time to fully vet your existing debt, and put your arms around your spending and saving habits. The task of organizing your current finances can have a big impact on future earnings.

After the 17th stoner Pisces, you are encouraged to get out and mingle with your fellow terrestrial astronauts.  The time is right for socializing. A perfect window surrounding 4/20. Make sure you have celebratory plans. Cosmic influences support expanding your inner smoke circle, and meeting new cannabis companions.  So spark one up, and join your brethren in celebrating the sacred herb.

Keep a keen eye open for opportunities to assist your new cannabis acquaintances.  Common sense observations may come as second nature to you, but you will be surprised how much they can improve and assist in collaborative endeavors.  You might even be treated like a star with minimal effort.

There is a full moon on the 29th that will create a dynamic situation in the sphere of relationships.  Trust your third eye stoner Pisces. The dynamism of this brief period will revolve around revelations.  You may realize discoveries about yourself, loved ones, and cannabis companions. The aspect about a dynamic period is that it is more impact-full.  Positivity and negativity are not implied, simply the cosmic gears are loosened for a more dramatic move in one direction. With the right care and communicative attention, let’s hope this dynamic move will be for the positive.

Sagittarius April 2018

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Stoner Sagittarius, it is important to remember while spring brings new life and beautiful growth, it can also bring some unwanted weeds.  This is a simple reminder that we should always stay focused on the promise of the final harvest, and the rewards of diligence. You should expect to be required to work hard this month for your accomplishments, but rest assured you will ultimately be successful in your serious endeavors.

Whether you work for yourself or are starting at the ground level with hopes of making it to the top, now is a good time to take chances.  Do not chase after every opportunity. It will pay off to pursue goals you have thoroughly evaluated. You will accomplish all of the tasks you set out achieve, so don’t worry if they do not all happen in the exact timeline you intend.  The outcome will be worth the wait.

You should be cautious of over spending this month.  Your stash may appear to be more plentiful than usual.  This doesn’t mean should roll it all into one joint. April should be about quality, not quantity, Stoner Sagittarius.  Be careful to keep an eye on your finances and supplies. You do not want to squander the fruits of hard labor. This does not mean you should be stingy with the sacred herb or your time and efforts.  Instead, you simply need to be more selective in your investment in both.

Similar to the realm of work, you are entering into a period of peace and noticeable growth in your personal relationships.  This will be in large part due to everyone’s willingness to share. This will include both the good and bad, but even the trouble-spots will be easier to overcome because you will have more hearts invested in solving the problem.  As long as you’re are forward and honest with your closest friends and canna-companions, you can expect the same in return. With those around you in such good moods, you will have more time for groovy adventures and extended smoke sessions.  Just be sure to keep your smoke circle close, and the ganja ready to roll. You can be assured, everyone will be in the highest spirits!

Taurus April 2018

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Stoner Taurus, this month remember to take your time, as you have plenty of it.  You will not have to exert maximum effort. Even the smallest amount of input will reap substantial and exponential returns.  Some would call it luck, but you know it is because of your persistent determination. You are entering into an era of notable and continual success.  This doesn’t mean you can expect every endeavor to result in an easy win. Rather, know that anything you set out to accomplish will produce more than satisfying results.  It will be important, however, for you to have a plan of action before you set out tackling the tough to-dos. It is recommended you spend time meditating with the sacred herb before taking on difficult tasks.  Think on it, smoke on it, Stoner Taurus. By allowing yourself the time for contemplative smoke sessions, you will be able to identify potential setbacks and avoid unnecessary hardship.

You may think because you have fallen into such a noticeable groove in personal matters that you can handle most situations on your own.  This is in no way the case, Stoner Taurus. You may be able to get by, but it’s known we “get high, with a little help from our friends.” So don’t be afraid to reach out and collaborate with peers or coworkers.  In fact, with a concerted group effort, no obstacle will be too big to overcome. The best advice is for everyone to tackle one problem at a time. Do not spread your resources too thin, but rather focus them collectively on each individual task.  Every problem is sure to go up in smoke.

Just like the work sphere, you can waste efforts trying to tackle every individual problem by yourself.  Or you can team up with your bud-loving buddies and be the masters of your own destinies. Save time by pursuing mutual goals with your closest cannabis companions.  Maintain your perspective my beautiful bull. There are many individuals within this smoke circle. This means any recreational undertakings will be strictly by choice and all the more enjoyable.  

Scorpio April 2018

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Stoner Scorpio, spring is here and the days are growing longer.  This means you will have more time to pursue creative undertakings.  In short, your opportunities will be ample. It is recommended you make sure your stash doesn’t get too low this month stoner Scorpio.  You will gain solid momentum planning out your path to success, so be sure you have a good supply of herbal inspiration to keep the creative juices flowing.

When it comes to matters of the workplace, it will be important to recruit the efforts and inputs of those around you.  Remember, you are ultimately responsible for the path you choose to pursue. Obstacles will be more easily overcome if they are split into smaller, manageable pieces.  Keep a clear focus on the long-term, and direct your team toward a common goal. Two minds are usually better than one, but you do not want to sacrifice your progress for the whims of others.  You have invested a substantial amount of energy into plotting out a path to success, don’t waste it. While it is beneficial to hear the opinions of others, you must ultimately listen to your inner voice and stay focused on the goal ahead.

Stoner Scorpio you can expect a time of great peace and prosperity in the personal sphere.  You may find you and your loved ones passing around the peace pipe more often. But this is more likely out of preference versus necessity.  As long as everyone is sincere in their pursuits, and honest with their intentions, unnecessary and trivial altercations will easily be avoided.  Be wary of the “grass-is-greener,” attitude. You may be tempted to chase after what appears to be more promising fields on the other side, but the best advice is to stick to what you have.  And you do have quite a lot stoner Scorpio. As long as you stay focused on what is important, you will continue to work towards making lasting impressions and leave a positive impact on all you encounter.  

Virgo April 2018

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No one’s saying you should be a homebody this month, Stoner Virgo, but you will benefit from focusing the majority of your attentions to your home-life.  In the hustle and bustle of the daily grind it can be easy to neglect particular facets of our many responsibilities. Especially this month, it is important you do not let it be your interpersonal relationships which are sacrificed for the sake of personal success.  This will require you to take the time to meditate on future tasks and how they affect not only you, but those nearest to you. However, this does not mean you should be over cautious. Rather, be contemplative and decisive in your efforts. That way everyone will benefit from your strategic actions.

While it is not advised to mix work and herbal recreation, meditative smoke sessions may be helpful to contemplate more challenging problems in the workplace.  Although it will be particularly important to maintain a clear head at work, medicated meditative smoke sessions will be useful to figure out your next business move.  Your greatest asset this April will be time, Stoner Virgo. Our sweet Sativas will help to foster the creative environment needed to gain a more objective perspective and enable you to assess problems with a keen eye.  Once you have analyzed each obstacle, act!

Stoner Virgo, a well tended garden will thrive and produce a bountiful crop.  The same is true for our nearest relationships. There is no need for grand gestures or over-the-top displays of affection, but everyone appreciates their soil tilled now and again.  Even the smallest ‘just because’ gift can brighten the day of your closest partners in chronic. Presents are great, but even more appreciated will be your presence Stoner Virgo. With sincere effort, you will be able to strike a perfect balance; taking care of yourself while giving yourself fully.

Aquarius April 2018

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Stoner Aquarius care and attention will be required during April.   Cosmic influences will open your star sign up to conflict and dilemma.  But don’t fret, you have all the tools to avoid major issues and solve even the largest problem.  One point of particular attention must be called out to help you through your journey: No complaining.  Dwelling or complaining about obstacles in your path may multiply their number.

First let’s remind ourselves about the true nature of communication.  A message isn’t simply made up of content, but also receipt. In other words, the intent and substance of a message is dependent on the perception of the receiver.  And this also works in the reciprocal.

April challenges will come in the form of miscommunication.  During the month of 4/20, it will be likely that messages between loved ones and cannabis companions will be obscured by smoke clouds.  Careful attention will be required to fan out the flames of potential problems. Without proper ventilation a simple misunderstanding could spark an emotional fire.  Do what you can to clear the air and avoid obstructive smoke clouds. Put forth a concerted effort to see and hear your cannabis companions more clearly, and deliver your messages without cloudy obstructions.

Stoner Aquarius, you must apply the same diligence in communication with the work sphere.  Clear communication with no equivocation must be your goal with coworkers and vendors. Leaderships requires acceptance of responsibility and a firm eye toward the detail of others.  Just make sure to perform as you expect of others, or you will lose universal support due to hypocrisy.

In matters of love and the heart, you must go with the flow stoner Aquarius.  Be yourself without inhibitions. Do not enter situations with expectations. Only disappointment will be found with pressure to achieve your lofty goals.  The joy will be in the experience of the travel.

Virgo March 2018

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Stoner Virgo, we are aware of the old adage: sharing is caring. It will be important to remember this phrase in March. This does not only apply to celebrating the good times, as you are likely to be called upon to help lift those nearest to you in their time of need. The good news is you have plenty of resources at your disposal this month! You are more than capable of accomplishing all you set out to achieve, and will still have enough in the gas tank to make sure those in your smoke circle make it across the finish line with you.

While the best advice you can follow is to simply “go with the flow,” it doesn’t mean you will not be required to put in long hours and work hard. As long as you take the time to look ahead, there should be few troubles you cannot easily avoid. Think on it, toke on it, and then get down to business. Sometimes cannabis can cause us to have our head in the clouds. In your case, it will be the uplifting motivator taking you to ever higher levels of achievement.

Your role as a leader will be apparent during this period. Whether you are in a management position or entry level, your coworkers will seek out and value your opinions. In order to get things done and to keep the crew moving forward, you will need to be assertive. However, you will also need to be equally attentive, so nobody falls behind the rest of the group. Your enthusiasm and optimism will be tangible, Stoner Virgo, and will surely make a positive impact on all who cross your path. If you feel yourself losing steam, take the time to rest and recharge your cosmic batteries. A little R&R, rest and recreational cannabis, may be precisely the herbal remedy you need to get back to the grind.

Although there are no foreseeable problems you will encounter in your homelife, be sure you do not neglect these obligations either. The bulk of your success will manifest in personal growth and accomplishments at work. But, you still need to spread the love at home. If you do experience any troubles with loved ones, double check to make sure these moments are not self-inflicted. More likely, one or both involved misheard or misunderstood which is easily remedied, just listen again. The peace pipe can do exactly what it says by allowing everyone to get on the same level and share common ground. Only then will you be able to follow the wise words of Bob Marley and “love the life you live and live the life you love.”

Taurus March 2018

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Stoner Taurus March will be dominated by the influence of the Moon. You will feel a natural desire to change and grow within your current life plain. Nothing will stand in your way. All positive change is within your reach and possible in March.

Full Moon March 1st: Self Discipline
Stoner Taurus your mission begins at the break of March with the full Moon of the 1st. This period will be all about shedding any negative vibrations from previous periods. Detoxification is a good way to look at this period. But there are many ways to look at detox. You could see it as an opportunity for a tolerance break from the sacred herb. Perhaps you will set your mind to detox from hypocrisy or concepts that disappoint you psychologically. No matter what you find as a focus of detoxification, your participation in the discipline of personal growth will create an ideal start to the month of March.

New Moon March 17th: Fresh Start
The new Moon on the 17th of March will offer an opportunity for a fresh start. A medicated meditative smoke session with the sacred herb during this period should focus on a new adventure. The Moons of March will assist you in accomplishment stoner Taurus. With negative skins shed, you will be ready to set off building positive momentum and memories in the direction you desire.

Full Moon March 31st: Cleansing
The major Moon phase for the stoner Taurus in March will come to an end with the full Moon of the 31st. Take time for yourself on this date. Celebrate the personal growth and transition you found in the March period. The final full Moon will act as a cosmic cleansing bath exiting this moment of discipline and transition. You will be ready to continue your terrestrial travels into the future with renewed strength and direction.

Scorpio March 2018

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Stoner Scorpio March will be an active and impactful period. One might say that the plentiful opportunities available in March may be the very point of danger during the month. So feel free to spark one up early and often in March stoner Scorpio, but make sure to engage your third eye in the analytical process of decision making.

Energy and productivity will be high. There will be no need to contemplate strains or species of the sacred herb as universal support will be strong enough that no herbal energetic compensation will be required. However, you must stay engaged in every aspect of your life. Avoid superfluous opportunities. Focus on direct task oriented achievements. In other words, embrace the daily grind stoner Scorpio. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on engaging your third eye. See opportunities from a high altitude so that as much information can be taken in before embarking on a specific path. The more you risk the more you can lose. Especially if you rely on the advice or work of others to complete your projects. This is not the period to place trust in others. Straight forward progress of your own work within your own responsibility will see you through to success this month.

You must take time to take care stoner Scorpio. Your mind and your cosmic space suit need your attention in March. With a go-go lifestyle full of moments of deep contemplation and concentrative decisions, you must take moments to recover and recuperate. Schedule moments of solitude. Get lit stoner Scorpio. Find a natural spring to use as a retreat. Maybe a hiking adventure to that hidden waterfall for the most majestic smoke spot will suit you well. Perhaps take that yoga or spin class you have been thinking about. Or a deep meditative dive in a float tank is the perfect joint. Seek healthy alternative states to enhance your personal growth. Invite some cannabis companions along for the adventure. Smoke buddies that sweat together, stay healthy together.

Sagittarius March 2018

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Stoner Sagittarius March may be a challenging month. Not all horoscopes can be cosmic blessings and auspicious prognostication. With that being said, not all is lost with a plan in place and a positive outlook. Always leave space for a stress relieving toke when you feel the pinch of pressure.

Early in March the first full moon will bring a bitter cosmic wind that will sting the cheek of the stoner Sagittarius. This bitter breeze will be fleeting, but it will come without sight or warning. Pay close attention to your family and cannabis companions. Pack a bowl for two. A shared smoke session and some thoughtful advice may be all it takes to still the air. It will be best to avoid confrontation. Diffuse and deflect potential negativity in the workplace and within your smoke circle. A negative cloud can be dispersed with a sunny disposition.

The sacred herb is an awesome weapon against depression. CBD products have become plentiful. Arm yourself with CBD dominant cannabis strains for March meditative smoke sessions. The right green will help keep the blues away. Perhaps a CBD gummi would be the perfect supplement to your daily routine.

Double check your information stoner Sagittarius. Find multiple sources for your information. It will be important to avoid making decisions in March based on fake news. Business owners or people who fight for their own economic fate must take off the gloves and get into the fight. Strict attention and concentration must be paid to competition and controllable costs. To the terrestrial astronauts caught in the mechanistic economic grind, now is not the time to jump without looking first. A large leap on your own will come in due time. March is a time where methodical progress is the best course of action. Stay alert and put one foot in front of the other.

Libra March 2018

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Stoner Libra the sun will shine on you in March. The intensity of the cosmic rays can be uplifting and energizing, but they can also burn. Sunscreen is required to keep your skin safe from harmful rays. You will need an emotional sunscreen in March to protect your psyche from harmful sensitivity. But alas stoner Libra, there is plenty of positive aspects of a bright solar influence.

Pack a bowl full of the sacred Sativa species early and often. Quiet your mind, and allow your third eye to guide your meditative smoke sessions. Intuition and understanding have always been attributes of strength for the stoner Libra. In March this psychic understanding will be enhanced. Find every opportunity to quiet your surroundings and tune into your inner voice and your connection with the universe. This practice will help you avoid the scorching heat of extra sensitivity, and yet seek advantages in universal harmony.

Be active and be bold stoner Libra, but do so at a deliberate pace. March is the perfect period for planning projects and even starting new adventures. The energy from the solar influence will allow you to organize and receive a bounty of help from others. Blessed helpers may only require a fresh bowl of the sacred herb, pizza, and your companionship. Accomplishment will come from contemplative planning and collaborative execution.

Intuition and assertiveness will be the key to a harmonious personal life in March. Your meditative smoke session with the Sativa species will draw out ambition to solve problems. These problematic issues may not be from a current time period, but an old scab from a previous injury. March will be the perfect time to solve problems and overcome obstacles with family, lovers, and smoke buddies. You will be amazed at your power and influence in March stoner Libra. Trust your intuition, and feed your ambition. Just make sure to guard your sensitivities from hot solar flares.

Pisces March 2018

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Stoner Pisces, your mood will be dominated by Venus and the Moon in March. Due to the fact we will experience two full moons–on the first and the last day of the month–you can expect to feel every emotion fully and deeply. This will be a period of increased sensitivity. For better or worse, you will feel both positivity and negativity with more intensity. With this in mind you will need to seek balance and equilibrium with every opportunity. Targeted meditative smoke sessions with a hybrid strain of the sacred herb will assist you in smoothing out the highs and the lows into a moderate manageable ride.

Your greatest enemy this month is negativity. The good news is you are aware of this possibility and can prepare yourself to ward off any bad vibes. Active participation in aspects that affect your mood will be crucial. This also means if you do find yourself in a funk it is likely of your own doing. The opposite is also true, however. If you are emanating good thoughts and a glowing aura, you get to take all the credit for this good will. Keeping all this in mind, you must do your best to avoid making any decisions based purely upon emotions, especially in anger. These flash decision, while brief, can have lasting repercussions on all facets of life.

You should take these forewarnings as cautionary advice, not necessarily predictions of what is to come. Because the moon will be on your side the whole month through, you will have additional energy to manifest the change you want to see. You are a lover and a laugher, Stoner Pisces. Remember this and you are sure to have a paramount impact on all of those who are blessed to call you friend.

The roller coaster of life can leave the mind and body banged up. It will be important in March to take time to recharge your cosmic batteries. With help from your closest cannabis companions you can share in a bowl of our herbal remedies to help nurture the spirit. It will be up to you to feed your mind. Schedule time for yourself stoner Pisces. Exercise and the occasional meditative smoke session will allow you the opportunity to recoup, regroup and stay focused on what is most important. As long as you do what is necessary to balance your chakras and maintain a forward moving momentum, you will find yourself in a state of beautiful equilibrium spreading peace to the world around you.

Leo March 2018

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Stoner Leo, this March, it will be beneficial to keep your pace at a slow yet persistent roll. And it won’t be a bad idea for you to roll one up often. Your to-do list is long, perhaps the winter months were a bit less productive than you originally thought. But, do not waste precious energies fretting over what didn’t get done. As we push through the final months of cold weather, you can remain optimistic you are heading into a hot streak! Whatever remains to be done or new endeavors you set out to accomplish, be confident you are more than ready to tackle any task you set your attentions to; and as you already know, there is much to do.

What you need now, Stoner Leo, is consistency. This is not the month to explore the vast universe of various strains and varieties of the sacred herb. Instead, the best advice is for you to find what works and stick with it. The overall recommendation is to find one or two sweet sativas which will help keep you motivated, mindful, and moving forward. If you do not already have one, it would be beneficial to keep a pen and notebook handy. You will have a plethora of creative ideas and solutions to problems and obstacles you are working on. However, it will be crucial to match each problem with an appropriate solution for success. Organization will be key to ensuring no effort is misplaced or wasted.

At home, it will be even more important for you to make sure every movement is deliberate and well calculated. Your interpersonal relationships will require some maintenance and your direct attention. Responding with your emotions should be avoided. You have a big heart Stoner Leo, but what will be required of you this month is your mindfulness. Your instinct will lead you to try to solve each problem head on. It will take a certain level of restraint, but sometimes the best approach is simply to have open ears and a freshly packed bowl. You may feel like those around you need a leader, but what will really help to get everyone through the daily grind is to be a kind bud.

Gemini March 2018

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Stoner Gemini, as we progress toward the coming spring months and all the warmth and new growth they promise, it will be important to focus on the transformations happening within you. The best investment you can make of your energies is to strive towards striking a balance between your inner workings and your outer surroundings. Maintaining this delicate equilibrium is important as leaning too far in any particular direction may result in unnecessary setbacks in others. This does not mean every facet should be given equal attention, but rather each area should be allotted what is required for desired growth. Whatever can be done to help to align your chakras will be efforts well spent. This might mean meditating with just you, yourself, and mary jane. It could be gathering with the ganja and your closest buds to talk about life, the universe, and everything. You know best Stoner Gem, what is needed to bring you peace.

While March ushers in the Spring season and everything around you will be rapidly changing, it is crucial for you to maintain a steady and sustainable pace. You will certainly be grinding hard to achieve your goals, but don’t forget to make time to grind a fresh green bowl and reflect upon your successes. But, in the same vein, do not allow your accelerated pace to be the reason you experience accidents that were necessarily avoidable. This is to say, Stoner Gemini, you are skilled and capable of achieving your current goals, just don’t let your hubris be the very reason for your hardships. Whether you are your own boss, or are working your way up the ladder of success, you will have opportunities this month to invoke and implement new and creative approaches to the obstacle you encounter. Be sure to use these tasks to their greatest potential and show critics and supporters alike all you are more than capable of.

With regards to the romantic front, all will be peaceful if you allow it to be. This means it will be important to not create problems where there are none. At first this sounds obvious, but sometimes you are prone to overanalyzing the situation, Stoner Gemini. What is sometimes needed is a step back or a second glance. What initially seems daunting may appear less detrimental when you allow yourself the time to see the situation from a different angle. Do not be afraid to share these concerns with your canna-companion or those dearest to you. Remember that there is little that cannot be overcome by sharing a peace pipe filled with cannabis and the willingness to have an open and honest conversation.

Capricorn March 2018

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Stoner Capricorn you must be ready to transform in March. Shed that larva like body and spread your beautiful wings. There will be many opportunities to float around like a social butterfly in March. Not every encounter will result in a lifelong cannabis companion, but each person has merit and something to contribute. Avoid a deep cloudy haze of overindulgence with the sacred herb. Keep your head and mood light. Each person in the smoke circle of life deserves an honest holistic interaction with you, and you will also benefit from being able to fully take in what each person has to offer.

March will be a month of action, but it is all up to you. Now is the time to execute that business idea you have. Stewart Smalley created a wonderful mantra, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.” Repeating this mantra during your meditative smoke sessions will help you navigate the busy social scene you will encounter. Confidence and love stoner Capricorn, not just for yourself, but others. Developing your own business, no matter what stage you are in, relies heavily on confidence. You must trust and believe in yourself stoner Capricorn. March is the time to progress and build that entrepreneurial project. Perhaps this new network of cannabis companions will assist you in your efforts.

Whether you are a single stoner Capricorn, or in a committed relationship, there will be enhanced opportunities in March to relate and communicate with your fellow terrestrial astronauts. Partners in chronic will add a welcome and fresh perspective. Cannabuddies will offer insight to solve problems and enhance sticky situations. Be confident in your judgement, but some obstacles will require a little help from your smoke circle. Puff puff pass the joint, and listen to your cannabis companion’s point.

Cancer March 2018

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Stoner Cancer celestial alignments will shower you with blessings in March. Energy levels will be adequate to accomplish all desired results at work. Your attention and focus will be squarely fall on rest, adventure, and progress in your personal life. There will be plenty of time and space for meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Internalizing your third eye to explore how you relate to those around you will assist in overcoming personal obstacles.

You will have more than adequate energy to overcome all obstacles in the work sphere. Dare I say you may engage your terrestrial autopilot, and lose nothing of significance at work. Work must done, but you will be amazed at your ability to handle everything without strain. The counter to this smooth work period will be a lack of progress and growth.

The universal focus of March will be centered dramatically on the personal sphere stoner Cancer. A medicated meditative smoke session early in the month should focus on patience. Your closest cannabis companions will not have the universal support that you feel in March. Seek patience with yourself and your ambitious personal plans. Patience with your fellow terrestrial astronauts, and recognition of their own struggle with the stars. Be cautious of your expectations of your cannabis companions. You will need support in your cosmic mission, but over reliance on others could leave you short of your goals. In the end, if you can see this in your medicated meditations, you will discover that the fault isn’t in the shortcomings of your partner, but in the expectations of yourself.

Spark one up after the work day is done stoner Cancer. Leave the stress of work behind and vibe with your cannabis companions in your personal life. Minimize the pressure and expectations of your cannabuddies. Patiently plot and plan your adventures. Grow like a sacred weed stoner Cancer.

Aries March 2018

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Stoner Aries the March period will once again be a thematic continuation of the first two months of 2018. So let’s recap the important points of the February stoner horoscope. Trust in yourself, do not rely on others. Do not try to solve the mystery of paranoid smoke clouds, move on quickly to the task or direction in front of you. A steady pace should be kept, no racing or jumping ahead.

How did you do with your cosmic mission in February? There is plenty of universal support and positive planetary influences surrounding you. In the end, your happiness or sense of accomplishment all lies within your sphere of influence. Once again balance and an even pace will be important as you navigate terrestrial obstacles. A nice balanced hybrid strain of the sacred herb will be your rocket fuel as you dance amidst the stars. Moderation will also be an important aspect to your meditative smoke sessions. Blasting off with too much fuel may send you off course and too close to the searing sun.

You should feel confident within the work sphere in March. Keep in mind my lovely Aries, an even pace does not mean relaxed. All tasks and obstacles should be dealt with directly. With concentration and a willful intent there will be no obstacles that hold you back. Stay on task. Take other’s opinions and analysis into account, but remain steadfast in the intent and goal of your mission.

Be forewarned stoner Aries, there will be moments in March where you will feel like you are traveling in a bumper car. Negative energy may not directly impact your situation, but as a cannabis companion is negatively impacted, that energy may careen into your sphere of influence. Once again, solving the mystery of the situation will not be as important as moving forward dealing with the dilema. Inhale, breathe, and let it be.

Aquarius March 2018

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Stoner Aquarius, you should prepare yourself to encounter disappointments and setbacks this month. Although this may sound like a bad thing, do not worry, these are called growing pains. While not everything you undertake will result in your preferred outcome, this is simply because you are entering into uncharted territories. And like with any new endeavor comes the increased chance of encountering unexpected outcomes. If you are able to maintain a positive level of optimism, you will quickly realize these are opportunities for exponential growth, not just grumbling. You will benefit from some substantial meditative sessions. Spend some time contemplating with your favorite strain–you will be reminded that our perspective can mean the difference of seeing the nug jar half empty or half full.

While there might be many who will offer their advice as to how to best tackle the tasks in front of you, Stoner Aquarius, remember that you are the one who ultimately decides the course of action. When you are faced with contradicting advice between what someone else recommends or what you feel is the best path, follow your heart. While it is always a good practice to listen to others, it is best to take these inputs with a grain of salt or a gram of weed. That is to say, allow yourself to the chance to reflect upon the situation at hand before moving forward. The best of both worlds will be to set your mind to your specific goals, know what you think serve you best to accomplish said goals, and rely only upon the input of your closest partners in chronic.

Although it is recommended you stand by your convictions when it comes to your opinions and efforts with regards to the workplace, it will be be of the utmost importance for you to remain pliable when it comes to dealing with matters of the home. This month, there will be no need to sacrifice your ambitions for those nearest to you, however, it will be important for you to acknowledge and address their needs. Whether this means bonding over a bowl of our sacred herb, or late nights conversing and listening to those dearest, all involved will be able to feel their moods elevated to a higher state.

Virgo February 2018

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Stoner Virgo, this month will be all about the long game and a slow roll. This does not mean you should settle in on the couch or try to avoid tasks on your to-do list. To the contrary, you want to make sure you are moving forward at a deliberate and determined manner, otherwise you risk wasting what is expected to be a time of great positivity and good fortune. February will be time to take chances and pursue new endeavors that you may have been putting on hold. But, fear not, Stoner Virgo, the stars have your back and are there to guide you when you are most in need. Indicas are the recommended variety of choice this month—what you need most now is a grounding influence, one which will help you to maintain a positive equilibrium.

With regards to the workplace, Stoner Virgo, it will be important to double check everything, but do your best to avoid second guessing yourself. As long as you give due diligence in the planning phase, you will be able to identify and subsequently avoid unnecessary setbacks. While you are sure to meet new faces, some of whom could become friends and allies, it is recommended you keep your most inner circle small. It is nice to have a helping hand or second opinion, but sometimes you just need to have the space to clear your head and make your own decisions. So, be strategic with any help you solicit; it is crucial everyone involved in a project is working toward the same goal, otherwise useful energies will be wasted. When it is time to set down the work and pick up the pipe, it would be wise to do so alone. Use these moments to meditate, reflect on accomplishments and prepare yourself for future successes.

You can expect your interpersonal relationships to experience a time of great prosperity. Whether you are a single Virgo, or have a special cannabis companion, you will be a source of tangible positivity to all who are fortunate enough to know you. As mentioned before, stick with strains that help you maintain your groove. It is advised you avoid sativas during this time. While it is important to dream, you want to keep your mind from wandering. You will make the most of the peaceful phase permeating your home if you are able to stay focused on all you are blessed with. So, when the opportunity arrives, grab your peace pipe, grab your partner and pack a fresh bowl of good vibes.

Taurus February 2018

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Stoner Taurus, this month you will find yourself in a particularly pleasant cosmic groove: If you can think it, you can do it! While other stoner zodiacs appear to be running around in no particular direction, you will emit an aura of peace and deliberate determinations. It is important, however, for you to maintain a balance between falling behind and rushing too quickly ahead. As far as your herbal remedies are concerned, embrace and experiment with hybrids. Finding a balanced bud can mean you will get the best of both worlds; the uplifting and inspiring effects of a sweet sticky sativa, as well as the grounding, mellowing effects of an earthy Indica. Combine these benefits with your clear and determined focus and there will be no obstacles you will not be able to overcome.

You can expect to maintain a similar level of success in the workplace, Stoner Taurus. Although this means you can expect to implement your plans of action with a certain ease, it is important to remain flexible. Work involves other actors, which means you will likely be required to make some compromises, but they will all be for the sake of progress. Remember Stoner Taurus: sharing is caring. While this is a good rule to follow when it comes to our sacred herb, it can also apply to a task or workload. If everyone takes on the responsibility for a small part of the project it will be less strain on all parties, resulting in better attention to detail and a more timely completion.

Just because the weather is uninviting and does not exactly inspire adventure, be fearless Stoner Taurus. It will be important to get some kind of outdoor exposure to give the mind and body the exercise it needs. Plus, venturing outside promises new encounters with new faces and meeting potential new best buds! Whether you are single or in a long term relationship, your aura is certain to attract those who are fortunate enough to cross your path. You will have many opportunities to take these chance encounters and turn them into unforgettable memories. So, Stoner Taurus, be sure to pack a bowl for two before you set out on your journeys–your fellow cannabis connoisseurs will be eternally grateful.

Scorpio February 2018

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Can you feel it, Stoner Scorpio, can you feel the magic?! While other signs are burrowing in, waiting out the remainder of winter weather, going nowhere fast, you are inspired and energized and ready to take on the world. Your own motivation and zeal may surprise you, but remember there is no such thing as a guaranteed win. Whether or not you choose to use this surplus of spirit for productive purposes will be completely up to you. While those nearest to you will be attracted to your success and drive, it will be important to listen to the input of others. Before plans are put into action, take some time to share a bowl and meditate on tasks ahead. This shared experience will help to get everyone on the same page and aligned as to be the most efficient in working towards accomplishing the group’s goals. Although you are likely to emerge as the obvious choice for leader, it is important to consider everyone’s feelings towards the matter.

You may feel the fire within and feel like there is nothing you can’t do, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember there are those around you who are more than willing to offer a helping hand—you don’t have to do everything by yourself. While it would be possible to accomplish your goals on your own accord, you will experience more success if you allow others to carry some of the workload. In between projects, you and your cannabis cohorts should reward yourselves for a job well done with something sweet, and green, and inspiring. Perhaps you all get together to make a pan of chocolate, sativa-infused space brownies. Or, maybe you prefer to keep it simple by matching bowls of your favorite flower. Whatever the selected method, know that by taking time for these bonding experiences off the clock, where everyone is able to express their creative sides, and allow themselves to get a little hazy, all involved will be more focused and refreshed when it is time to get back to the grind.

As stated before, you can expect to be quite accomplished this February, even if you decide to roll solo for the month. But, like previously suggested, you will have a better time and greater adventures if you are joined by your closest Partners in Chronic. Just like on a road trip, it is beneficial to have a copilot. As you journey down the cosmic highway we call life, it will be helpful to have a navigator, confidant, or simply someone to help you eat all the munchies. Make sure, however, you are willing to make the pit stops your fellow travelers want to make as well, this way everyone will make the most of the miles journeyed.

Sagittarius February 2018

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Stoner Sagittarius the month of February will be full of bright opportunities. As with much of life, it’s what you make of these opportunities that will reveal how the story ends. Sometimes the opportunity passed leads to the best outcome. Something to think about with that 10mg edible gummi early in the month.

Let’s think about February as the month of the the stoner Sag. There will be plenty of heavenly gifts afforded to you this month. But these gifts may be more about self than anything material. Once you contemplate and conceptualize the nature of opportunity with a medicated edible, you should switch meditative focal points to deep within yourself. The best opportunity available in February is the one you provide yourself stoner Sag. The current planetary alignment offers bountiful fortune in self improvement. Whether you deepen your knowledge of hemp as an industrial resource, or develop your rolling skills, the universe will be at your back with a warm breeze pushing you ahead in whatever endeavor you find most interesting. Yes yes stoner Sag, furthering your technical education in the workplace will be supported as well. But all work and no play will lead you down the same road day after day.

There is one more important theme for the month of February. Chill stoner Sagittarius, chill. Take a toke from the book of Indica, and make sure your month is low stress and evenly paced. A chill vibe will suit the single or committed stoner Sagittarius well. Attention should not focus on chasing or pleasing cannabis companions. Instead reach out to an old friend of family member you’ve been thinking about. Take the step of contact, it will reward your heart and soul.

The most special Valentine in February is you stoner Sag. Make sure your actions are relaxed and heartfelt.

Pisces February 2018

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Ok stoner Pisces, February will be a unique month. Original and unique as is each and every stoner Pisces. As you read this cannagram from the stars, keep this word in mind: Individualism. No one stoner Pisces is the same. It is important to note that February will have unique circumstances for each Pisces more so than other months. Even though you are lumped into a group with shared characteristics, stoner Pisces are capable of wide ranging variability in their cosmic terrestrial mission.

February will be quite unique in other ways. Planetary alignment is in an opposing position to normal cosmic polarity for the stoner Pisces. Universal support will flow against the current for the reserved helpful fish. So in order to reap the benefits of universal support, the stoner Pisces will have to swim outside of their normal stream. This is a great opportunity to try something new or challenge yourself into a new body of water.

As with the variability and individualism of the cosmic winds of February, each stoner Pisces will be on their own with sacred herb strain selections. Perhaps experiment early in the month. What strain of the sacred herb will help you with creativity and calm while emboldening you to step out of your comfort zone? Perhaps a sacred experiment will be necessary. Try a few varieties early in the month. Keep notes with each strain as to the feelings and motivations you acquire with each meditative smoke session. Three key factors will be your judging criteria: Creativity, Calm, and Motivation. After your experiment you can run with the winning strain for the remainder of the month!

Be forewarned stoner Pisces, you will be out of your comfort zone in February and therefore swimming in uncharted waters. You must be diligent and thoughtful as you swim in new streams. Embarking on new adventures does not mean living dangerously.

Libra February 2018

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Stoner Libra keep your bowl packed, February is sure to be a month of fellowship and bonding. Planetary positions will favor a contemplative Libra with a mind toward personal growth within a tight smoke circle. That is not to say the responsibility of the cosmic adventure in February will fall on the stoner Libra’s shoulders. A team effort with your cannabuddies will ensure success and growth.

Seeking insight into your individual perspective will assist your efforts to become closer with your cannabis companions. Early in the month is Groundhog Day. What a perfect time to sink deep into yourself with an Indica dominant Kush Cake. Allow the sacred herb to take you inside yourself and high above the terrestrial plain. Take time to meditate about your place on this planetary spaceship and among your fellow terrestrial astronauts. This preparatory work early in the month will give you great insight into your cannabis companions and light deeper meaning in the fire of the smoke circle.

A friend with weed is a friend in deed. February may bring some challenges, but a team effort will be sure to solve any problems. Use your smoke circle like a Swiss Army knife to tackle problems and tasks that come your way. Each person possesses unique skill sets that enhance the group as a whole. Be sure to place trust in your partners in chronic. They will reciprocate. It is possible by the end of February that your smoke circle will be as tight as that dank preroll.

There are no cosmic signs of danger or excitement in the workplace stoner Libra. The best course of action is to keep your head down, and plot through all tasks that come your way. Perhaps your coworkers will enjoy the stories of your bonding adventures with cannabis companions.

Leo February 2018

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Stoner Leo, you are likely to find yourself in a constant state of surprise this month. Not surprised by the chaos of unexpected events or obstacles, but by the lack of any substantial problems. This is not to say everything will come easily, or that you should expect all situations to go exactly how you want them to, but know you will not need to assert maximum effort in order to accomplish any particular task. This means you should expect to have a substantial amount of time to use how you wish. Whether you intend to finally master the art of rolling a marijuana cigarette, or you simply smoke a bowl and catch up on your favorite series on Netflix, you can be sure you will have the time to do it all. The important thing is that you keep moving, Stoner Leo, regardless of what direction. With little requiring your immediate attention, you could easily get lost in a daydream and before you know it February will have passed you by.

It will be important for you to remember Stoner Leo, a win is a win, no matter how big or small. With the winter weather heading toward maximum dreariness, it may be harder to notice the growth and progress you do make. Not every success will merit a celebratory bowl, or to treat yourself with a new addition to your pipe collection—although it definitely won’t hurt. But, it will help if you pick a reward to award yourself when you reach particular milestones toward your greater goals. You can expect your finances to go largely unchanged, which in your case will be beneficial. As long as you do not make any outlandish or sporadic purchases, you will be able to avoid unnecessary stresses due to monetary concerns.

This February, Stoner Leo, you will have the good fortune of finding your romantic and cosmic grooves. You are in the zone, mentally, emotionally, and for interpersonal relationships. Although you may not have a specific destination in mind, sometimes the reward is in the wandering. So grab your traveling piece, a fresh bag of that ever-so-fragrant mary jane, and a few of your closest partners in chronic and get to wandering. Alone, you are determined and adventurous Stoner Leo, but aligned with your best buds, you and your crew prove to be unstoppable!

Gemini February 2018

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During the month of February, Stoner Geminis should expect the unexpected. Although we are not yet to Spring and all the new growth it brings, this month can be a time of radical rebirth. It could be as simple as getting new threads and rethinking your wardrobe, or perhaps you have your sights on more drastic transformations. You may have had an idea for a new adventure or endeavor planned for a long time, but fear of what others would think of your decisions has held you back. Know you have much more important things to worry about than what others’ opinions of you might be. Critics will always have something to say, Stoner Gemini, so don’t waste precious energy stressing over things you can’t control. Instead, invest in yourself! You will find endless opportunities to express your more creative side, take advantage of as many as possible. Spend time meditating on the tasks you want to accomplish and the changes you want to create. With a little help from the sacred herb you will reach new insights that are certain to take you to new heights and inspire a sense of well being you’ve not felt in a long while.

When it comes to your professional life it is advised you proceed with caution. Unlike the wild and exciting change you can expect to experience in your personal life, it will be important to be more deliberate and focused in your work sphere. What you want to achieve at work is progress. Remember, not all change is for the better, the decisions you make may have long lasting consequences, so you want to ensure your efforts help to move you towards your goals. The important thing is to remain optimistic, do not get discouraged when projects do not go exactly according to plan. Sometimes failure is simply there to better prepare us for when future opportunities present themselves. If you do find your spirits diminishing, take a break. A couple stress relieving tokes in the evening hours might just be the perfect remedy to a hard day’s work. While a little herbal pick-me-up can prove refreshing and revitalizing, take everything in moderation. It will serve you well to relax when time permits, as long as it is with the intention of recouping for your return to the grind.

Do not be surprised if tensions on the homefront run a little high, Stoner Gemini, this is to be expected. It will take time for your friends and family to adjust to the new you, but know they will come around. Be sure to keep the peace pipe handy to help ease any of these times of potential strain. Remember, those who smoke together, stay together. There is nothing quite like sharing a little kind bud with the best buds to help to forget your worries and focus on what’s important–your friends.

Capricorn February 2018

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Stoner Capricorn, you can expect to find yourself with a lot of free time on your hands this month, so it is recommended you keep your pipe clean and ready for takeoff when the moment calls. Some will need this extra help from our favorite, peace-provoking plant to ward off the restlessness that comes from having too much time and not enough on the “to-do” list. But, remember stoner Capricorn, free time does not simply mean time to waste. Since there will be little that is directly demanded of you this month, you will have ample opportunity for new and novel undertakings, or to meditate on the coming spring which will be a great contrast to the overall peace this February promises. Highly recommended, is to explore the wide and tasty world of cooking with cannabis. This would be the best of both worlds: an endeavor that will occupy your available hours, and a final, delicious product that will provide even more hours of ecstatic enjoyment.

With regards to work life, place your focus on the long game, stoner Capricorn. You might feel like it is too soon to plant and plan for the coming summer harvest, but warm weather and all it promises will be here before your know it. Don’t let yourself become complacent in your duties. You may not experience instant gratification or see the immediate rewards of your labors, but rest assured your hard work is not in vain. Now is the time to tidy up, or implement any finishing touches on projects that remain to be completed. It will be important to finalize these tasks from the past so you can give your full attention towards your future endeavors.

Whether you are single, Stoner Capricorn, or have a specific best-bosom-bud, you can expect to find new romance this month. The holiday of love, Valentine’s Day, will be a good reminder mid month of how fortunate we are to have a canna-companion—that special someone who is down to traverse the stars and join us on our journey through the cosmos. Your special someone is always there to help you to find your way back to the path, or to blaze new trails with you when you’re in uncharted territories. Remember to show your appreciation for this person. Sometimes we all need to hear out loud what we already know in our hearts to be true.

Cancer February 2018

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Stoner Cancer February will prove to be a month of electricity. As you walk the terrestrial plane you will feel connected to everything in a more vibrant way. Electric Feel by MGMT is an excellent song to add to your February playlist. Even though all this sounds tantalizing as a theme for the month, it also comes with dangerous prospects. Another way to think of this cosmic alignment is by placing yourself near the sun. Hot and bright, but all your senses will be exposed.

Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month stoner Cancer. Your focus and attention must be placed squarely on preparation for the raw emotional exposure you will go through. Clear your mind. Find a mantra with control and calm at the heart. With raw emotions exposed to solar flares, your temper can explode under pressure. But hey, stoner Cancer, you are a chill terrestrial astronaut right? February will require you to embrace your stoney chill side. No matter the species or strain, the sacred herb will be your spirit guide away from the searing heat of the solar flare. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.

The workplace has an equal opportunity for dynamism. When it comes to interactions with coworkers, please keep the above words in mind with calm and control. You do not want to deal with coworkers with white hot raw emotions at the forefront. Every explosive situation can be circled back once a chill spirit has been summoned. As for a change of jobs, this is also possible in such a dynamic period. Have you consulted your inner voice? Have you medicated with the sacred herb and floated high above to see your life plan laid out? A job change in February could be an amazing pivot point in your life stoner Cancer; but only if your actions are centered from logical thought and not raw emotion.

Slow down stoner Cancer, enjoy the bright moments, but avoid the moments that are too hot to hold.

Aries February 2018

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Stoner Aries the February time period will be a continuation of what you were able to establish in January. This can be a positive period filled with personal growth and achievement. Speed and pace will be important to monitor. A balanced hybrid strain should be your go-to sacred herb for the month. It will be important to maintain a steady pace chasing after your goals. Avoid racing ahead or a serious crash may occur. Avoid lethargy or opportunity may pass you by. Everything you need to achieve your goals is within yourself.

February will be rolled up with mystery, just like a kief topped joint. Be forewarned stoner Aries, do not turn the mysteries of February into puzzles that need to be solved. Planetary influences will support you in your endeavors. When plans change it will be more important to deal with the new direction than figuring out the hows and whys behind the change. Proceed with confidence. Do not get stuck over analyzing minutia or interpreting paranoid smoke clouds.

Stoner Arians should expect progress in the workplace as warm cosmic winds will bring a comfort during the winter month. Do not mistake this for good fortune however. Diligence and concentration will be required to reap the benefits of this warm cosmic breeze. There will be no problem or obstacle you cannot solve as long as you keep your third eye open and alert. As advised in January, a change in approach will serve you well against pesky problems.

Don’t get caught without a packed bowl for your travels. You will not find support from your fellow terrestrial astronauts this month stoner Aries. Do not pass off important tasks or crucial decisions to any cannabis companions. Your steady pace, positive attitude, and confident demeanor will be the cure for any situation that arises. Remember stoner Aries, it’s not a mystery, just the circumstance.

Aquarius February 2018

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Stoner Aquarius February has the potential to be huge! Pick up some gold blunt wraps because there will sure to be an occasion to celebrate. You know how this goes stoner Aquarius; I set you up big and then let you down gently. The big cosmic trick to February is that the celebratory celestial support will only come if the seeds have been planted and nurtured in the past.

February will be a positive period for you stoner Aquarius. However, don’t think of this period as lucky or fortunate. The fruit of this fortunate plant will be determined by the love and attention applied during cultivation. For some stoner Aquarius February will be the culmination of a large project or idea. It’s time to lean hard into the final stretch of this passionate project; for now is the time to switch from striving to achieving.

For those stoner Aquarians who do not have a project planted, there is still opportunity to be found in February. Take time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Seek positivity and clarity about your ambitions and passion. If you do not have a passion project ready to reach is cultivated culmination this month, this is simply an opportunity to start a passion project. What you start now will become the celebratory blessing in the future.

Let’s not leave Valentine’s Day out of our cosmic analysis. It’s time for you to take the lead stoner Aquarius. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, confidence and assertiveness will assist in your loving endeavors. Once again stoner Aquarius, have you planted the seeds of love? You will be much more likely to harvest the companionship of another if your have already fertilized and tilled the soil. Stumbling upon a new cannabis companion will be unlikely, but taking an existing cannabuddy to the next level will be possible in February.

Good luck stoner Aquarius, be bold and seize the day!

Aries January 2018

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Stoner Aries should expect to experience an intense beginning to the 2018 new year; intense, but enjoyable in the same breath. You are likely to discover new insights into the inner workings of those closest to you, but be assured the greatest lessons learned will be in the realm of self realization. Be warned, however, not all of your discoveries will be positive in nature. However, as the first sign of the stoner Zodiac, you need to remember you are in direct control when it comes to how you respond to these situations. Sometimes in life you may not get the best grade of smoke, but you can always upgrade your smoking device. The point is these are the times when it is more effective to change your approach, not the problem.

While the weather this time of year often motivates people to stay inside where it is warm and cozy, you can still make productive use of this time. You certainly want to avoid couchlock or becoming stagnant. This down time is the perfect opportunity to make plans for when the weather warms and spring brings back the sun. Stick to the sativas, Stoner Aries, they will help keep you moving, at least mentally. You have plenty of creative ideas that you need to get down on paper, the cerebral highs of sativas will magnify these tendencies, as well as help keep you motivated when chasing fervently after your goals.

Avoid unnecessary conflict in the workplace. Although this advice is good year round, January is likely to bring additional troubles. The good news is most problems you encounter can be easily cleared up by using your words. The worst thing to do is to waste energies or engage in arguments over simple misunderstandings that could have been avoided if all parties involved took the time to actually hear what the other were trying to say.

When it comes to loved ones or lovers, Stoner Aries, the best you can do is to be a good listener. It isn’t going to hurt to have the peace pipe ready with a freshly packed bowl, it can be a great equalizer. Undeniable is the truth that “sharing is caring.” You may even change someone’s day for the better without even knowing it. While others will certainly benefit from your kindness, there is a great deal you will gain by considering your friends’ and family’s perspectives when contemplating your life, the universe, and everything. As much as possible, do not rush to make decisions. Be sure to weigh potential outcomes before taking action, and when possible get a second opinion on the bigger choices that may result in more substantial transformations.

Capricorn January 2018

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Stoner Capricorn 2018 will start with a slow steady burn. Inhale the positivity and exhale the negativity. January will be all about your personal journey, both in the work and personal sphere. Be prepared for touching deep emotions buried long ago. Your journey of personal growth and understanding may require digging up these buried issues to reach resolution.

There is no recommendation on a particular species of the sacred herb for January. However, you must find a quiet and comfortable place for medicated meditative smoke sessions. Take a deep dive within yourself. There is insight into yourself and your family waiting to be discovered. Through the sacred herb you can reach understanding and forgiveness for yourself and a family member. It’s all right there, just buried under the surface of anxiety, fear, and anger. Push through this superfluous layer of emotion, and you will be able to solve any longstanding familial issues. The emotional hard work now will pay off in future time periods.

Much like your personal emotional journey stoner Capricorn, your productivity will be all about your own effort. Coworkers and cannabis companions will not be in a position to support your efforts this month. Do not try to change this. Your success will fall solely on your shoulders. Take a diligent hands-on approach this month. The cosmos will support your efforts as long as you use a keen third eye toward details. This month a job well done is a job done alone. In the end you will find blessings from this strengthened attention to personal responsibility.

Speaking of personal responsibility! You must forgo all expectations of a cannabis companion coming to your rescue stoner Capricorn. Pack your own bowl on your travels and loosen your rules on bowl matching. Reliance on others may leave you dry on a cold wet night.

Leo January 2018

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Stoner Leo are you ready for all the wonders and opportunities that 2018 will provide? Well, slow your roll a bit. The January time period will be more about planning for the highs instead of feeling the highs of 2018. I recommend a cerebral Sativa strain of the sacred herb to assist in contemplative meditative smoke sessions in January. This month will be quite pleasant and regular for the stoner Lion, but there will be moments that require restraint versus action.

The work sphere and personal sphere are intertwined in January stoner Leo. Cosmic winds of action will be stagnant in this winter month. Early in the month, plan a mediative smoke session with the sacred herb. Direct your third eye toward contemplation over action. In the work sphere you will find plenty of opportunity to plan for 2018. Have you contemplated a change in career or turning that hobby into a business? There will be plenty of time to act in future time periods, but now is the period of planning and thought. In the personal sphere there will be plenty of opportunities to be the dank nugget of support for a cannabis companion. Your smoke circle does not need you to swoop in like a ferocious lion this month. Sometimes all people need is a purring gentle kitty.

Go at it alone! Critical decisions and projects will not aid in the help or assistance of others this month stoner Leo. No matter how well intended your cannabis companions are, obstacles are best overcome by your own accord. Group efforts to solve problems will lead to confusion that could exacerbate your situation. Universal forces will ensure your success. Be confident stoner Lion, you got this!

Take care with loved ones. Be gentle with strangers. In moments of pressure be kind. Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Leo.

Taurus January 2018

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Stoner Taurus, the start of 2018 will be all about you. This may sound exciting, but the month of January won’t be about realized outward expectations. Instead, January will be a month of inward care and attention. Early in the month it will be important to curl up with a warm blanket and your favorite Purple Kush. A deep medicated meditative smoke session will help center you on the internal journey ahead. On this journey to the center of yourself, the most important aspect is the effort itself. A destination of revelation will not occur if the effort is not filled with comfort and love. So relax stoner Taurus. Make sure your terrestrial space suit is depressurized, and enjoy the internal cosmic journey.

The stoner bull is strong, confident, and dependable! These wonderful traits do not come magically, but from action and experience. Sometimes it is hard to see the wonderful traits we possess within ourselves. We need to give ourselves credit and love for our strengths instead of criticism and doubt for our weaknesses. “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Buddha.

Be forewarned, stoner Taurus, as with any cosmic journey, there will be bumps along the way. As you travel through the layers of yourself, negative emotions will come to the surface. Understanding that these bumps are merely part of the process will help you continue on your journey. If the weight of your travels becomes too heavy, switch your meditative smoke sessions to a light hybrid strain of the sacred herb.

Do you have a bad habit you have been trying to step away from stoner Taurus? January is the best month of the year to successfully peel away this destructive habit. Through introspection, self analysis, and renewed love for yourself, you will position yourself and emerge as the strong bull everyone loves and admires.

I wish every month was filled with quips about smoke circles, cannabis companions, and terrestrial adventures with the sacred herb. But alas stoner Taurus, life just isn’t always one cosmic cannabis party. It takes a month like this, with hard work on ourselves, to enable us to receive and enjoy the fruits of life.

Gemini January 2018

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Get out the Smokin Js papers stoner Gemini, the start to 2018 will be a slow burn. Of course life is what you make it, and there will be opportunities for adventure. However, cosmic alignments favor the contemplative twin versus the bold. Meditative smoke sessions during the month should focus on comfort and warmth. A nice deep Indica strain will suit you nicely for January.

Both the work and personal spheres are tied together this month stoner Gemini. You can accomplish a lot within a period of inaction. Now is the time to plan the moves of 2018! Important decisions and actions related to work and your personal life should be put off until a more optimal planetary position supports your endeavors. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t place great effort into the discovery of what those future actions will look like.

Michelle Sandlin said, “There is no greater journey than the one that you must take to discover all of the mysteries that lie within you.” Stoner Gemini now is the time to dive deep within yourself. As the universe provides protection within a warm comfortable place of solitude, meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should be used to discover more about yourself. Often there are many facts beyond our perspective. Understanding, and more importantly acknowledging, the perspective of others is key to cosmic contentment. Often you may be guided by your emotions. Acting too quickly on emotion can cause embarrassment or pain. Understanding yourself, and trusting your position in relation to others will sooth sharp points of anxiety and emotion.

Stoner Gemini, mining for golden insight within your soul can be exhausting. Take time this month to turn your cozy confines into a creative safe space. Spark one up and let your passion come to the forefront. Creating something that is original and personal will help you with the winding road of personal growth. In the future you will look back at January as a month you created a basis for success.

Pisces January 2018

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Stoner Pisces, you should expect the 2018 year to commence as a time of peace and prosperity, but in no way will this time be stagnant. The good news is that you will not experience many, if any, unexpected surprises. On the other hand, you can expect noticeable changes to areas which you have been cultivating. Do not rush to judgement on whether these alterations are of a negative or positive nature. The best advice is to pack a bowl, and keep a slow rolling pace. Situations are not always what they first appear to be. It is best advised for you to take some time and meditate; listen to the wisdom our sacred herb may offer, and focus these critical energies inward. It is okay to take it, one toke at a time, because sometimes the journey is even more exciting than where we ultimately find ourselves.

Sometimes, Stoner Pisces, we have to get a little dirty and do some weeding in order to enjoy a bountiful harvest. This means that not everything worth accomplishing will come easy; but if a crop will not provide all the bounty in the abundance that it can, turn your efforts elsewhere. It is only considered a failure if you do not learn from hard-earned lessons. These lessons learned will only project you further into your prosperous future. You have spent time tilling the earth for hard earned successes, you are sure to reap the bounties into which you have invested great time and great efforts.

Remember that it never hurts to try, Stoner Pisces. With so many moving parts and projects going on, you may feel like some of these projects have you going nowhere fast. Especially with regards to home and family life, do not push too hard. The peace pipe will be a friendly ally this month. It will be more important that you focus on being reasonable than being right. Invest in what really matters, those whom you hold most dear, and you will find a common ground on which only good things will grow.

Aquarius January 2018

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Stoner Aquarius, while some will commence this 2018 New Year with a running start, it will be best if you settle into a deliberate pace. It is important you continue to look ahead to the future, but possibly even more important is to be sure of your plans before you embark on any new adventure. This advice holds true during most times, but with all of the ambiguity the new year brings, it will be even more pertinent now. Although it is recommended you proceed with caution, you definitely want to avoid couchlock. Find yourself a good Sativa strain, and stick with it during the start of a new year. While change will occur slowly, and hopefully on your part, deliberately, it will be most beneficial to maintain forward momentum. By harnessing the creative properties of uplifting Sativas, you will be able to make more efficient movement of the choices you make.

Although you are embarking on a new year, with new surprises and experiences, it will be important to finish old projects before you explore any uncharted territories. This is simply a call back to the notion that it will be imperative to be sure of your path forward before you proceed. Counter to the idea of going nowhere fast, you will see more substantial and fruitful results from all of your endeavors. By taking the time to look ahead, you will be able to identify any roadblocks and obstacles that could hinder your success. Because of your diligence, you will not waste time, unnecessarily doing a task twice. This means you will have a good balance between work and relaxing.

Being mindful, Stoner Aquarius, also means paying attention to your stash levels. You definitely do not want to go to pack a celebratory bowl for a job well done, only to find your stash jar is empty! Plus, your peaceful vibes are certain to be noticed by friends and family. You don’t want to disappoint when a loved one needs you to share a special bowl with them.

Your desires and goals, by no means should take a backseat. However, you are likely to find your loved ones to be front and center in many of your pursuits. By focusing on what is right in front of you, peace, love, and harmony will permeate every part and person who is fortunate enough to cross your path.

Sagittarius January 2018

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Stoner Sagittarius, as you welcome the New Year, it will be important that you do not forget to finish old tasks. With all the exciting potential a fresh start can bring, you don’t want to leave current projects unfinished. Especially undertakings into which you have invested a great deal of resources. After you finish any remaining tasks, it is advised you take a breather before moving towards future goals. While accomplishing projects may bring significant feelings of satisfaction at a job well done, it is necessary to take time to recharge your batteries and refocus on what will come next. In short, do not neglect your health. Whether it’s sharing a freshly ground bowl with your best bud before catching the latest blockbuster, or enjoying a few meditative puffs by yourself; be certain to carve out time for relaxing from your busy schedule.

Overall work life will not bring many surprises. By tying up remaining loose ends, you will create a clean and fresh space for any tasks that need to be tackled on the job. This means you will have a better, more organized platform to explore creative solutions to any projects on your 2018 agenda. While there is no expected chaos in the immediate future, any project will be more easily accomplished with multiple people addressing the issues. If you are fortunate enough to have relationships with your coworkers, January will be an ideal opportunity to pass around the peace pipe after work hours. Although the weather might be cold outside, you can create your own warm and welcoming environment indoors. By growing camaraderie outside of work, you will create lasting bonds which will provide a better support system when it is time to get back to the grind.

Remember, Stoner Sagittarius, you will not be able to help others unless you first focus on your own inner peace. This month, you will need to fight the urge to solve everyone else’s problems. While your heart is in the right place, the reality is you can’t fix it all. You will be most helpful, by simply being your kind and positive self. If you are able to find your own cosmic groove, you will provide all the support needed by those near and dear to you. All you have to do to be a good friend is be there with some kind bud and a smile.

Virgo January 2018

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Stoner Virgo you powerful, beautiful creature, the beginning of 2018 promises to be a magical time. The only requirement to receiving the positive cosmic vibes will be trust and confidence in yourself. Combust the sacred herb and meditate on your internal abilities. Your analytical nature helps you understand and know things not easily available to others. This stoner sixth sense is the intuition you were blessed with stoner Virgo. Dare I say your psychic abilities! This skill, blessing, or natural trait will guide you down the freeway of life in January.

Trust in yourself and your intuition will play a large role in both your business and personal spheres this month. Take time out with the sacred herb when you have moments of alone time. In that deep reflective meditative state with the sacred herb, listen to your inner voice and heed its guidance. Meditative smoke sessions like this will guide you through self reflection on the way to self improvement. This internal work will not only help you trust your own intuition, but assist you in being the leader your cannabis companions need. January will require self reliance. Any projects or tasks will be accomplished in a more timely manner if you go at it alone. However, there will be buds in your smoke circle that need your advice and counsel to help them reach their goals. Trust yourself and trust your instincts stoner Virgo.

Warning, objects are closer than they appear. Double check your blind spot stoner Virgo. When dealing with a mass of information, an important detail can slip by or catch you by surprise like a merging truck on the freeway. Be safe stoner Virgo and double check your blind spot on the road and with legal minutia. Use your analytical nature and intuition to check all the facts and don’t let those important details sideswipe you.

Cancer January 2018

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Stoner Cancer, it can be readily said the new year brings all the promise and possibilities a fresh start can offer. This does not mean that you will not have to exert any effort at all, but rather all of your investments will be certain to produce positive results–all you have to do is try. Overall, you will have time to do it all, so take time and be deliberate in all of your actions. You should diversify and explore the many strains and varieties of our favorite herb. Sticky sativas will provide those extra creative energies to help you to tackle tricky tasks that lie ahead. While it is advised to explore indicas to help you to relax and recharge your spirits before undertaking new projects.

While you should definitely take time to plan any future endeavors, don’t stress on getting every detail perfect. Plans are subject to change and you should be flexible so you can avoid being disappointed when not everything plays out exactly how you expected. Your efforts at work will be noticed by supervisors and higher ups. It may actually be time for you to join the ranks of management and expand your responsibilities at work. Which means you are best advised to keep the pipe at home. If you are able to keep work life and herb life separate, you are certain to get the best of both worlds. Whether you are looking to advance through the ranks at work, or if you just want to do your job the best you can, you are entering a time of great prosperity and success. Do not worry if you do not receive immediate praise for your accomplishments. Remember that you are playing the long game, Stoner Cancer, accolades and acknowledgement will come in their own time.

For Stoner Cancers in an established relationship, it will be important to pay close attention to your partner’s needs. It will be likely to encounter a few rough patches, none will be so serious as to be unsolvable. The best remedy to counter romantic troubles is to double down and be honest with our feelings. Those who may not currently have an extra special bud should expect to encounter potential suitors. Regardless of relationship status, you should pack all of your bowls for two. You never know when those closest to you may need a little pick-me-up. Your kind smile and kind bud can make a world of difference to those who might need a little help from a friend.

Scorpio January 2018

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For Stoner Scorpios, the new year ushers in a time to take chances, so don’t be afraid to dig around in the dirt. While you are certain to encounter uncharted territories and explore new grounds, you will need to keep your eyes on the road ahead and avoid unnecessary distractions. Know that the work you get done now will pay off exponentially in the long run–remember it is the soil you till now which will produce bountiful harvests in the future.

What’s even better is you will not need to brave these new journeys by yourself. You can expect to have multiple smoke buddies who will be glad to join you in your travels and to help move you closer to your final destinations. Whether you invite your fellow partners in chronic along for the ride, is completely up to you Stoner Scorpio. Although others may be willing to join you, you can expect it to be equally rewarding if you decide to fly solo for a while. It can be nice to have multiple minds to help problem solve when you encounter obstacles along your way, but at the end of the day, you will be the one who will be most effective. So, remember there is nothing wrong if you need to take some alone time for self-exploration. Whichever you choose, be sure you are properly equipped…in other words, don’t forget to pack your pipe and stash before you hit the road.

Your efforts to create more efficiency in the workplace will be noticed by your peers, Stoner Scorpio. But, remember, these alterations to our environments by no means need to be drastic or permanent. Simple and small changes can add up to create noticeable differences. It is time to be more vocal and to take on more of a leadership position. Your coworkers already trust and value your opinions and respect your work ethic–so all that is left to do is to put a label on it. Because of your advancement on the job, it is recommended to keep work and play separate. So, at least until you have grown into your new roles and responsibilities it is advised to keep the pipe at home. This will help to ensure ensure that you are clear headed when it comes to actually implementing ideas into actions. While mary jane might inspire you and contribute to your creative approaches to obstacles at work, you will best execute the tasks in front of you when you’re not under the influence.

This January, you will always be able to rely on your partner in chronic to come through with a bowl and ears ready to listen in your time of need. It is advised for you to stick with Indica varieties this month. With so many aspects of your life being in significant stages of flux, it will serve you well to keep yourself grounded. By maintaining a level head you will be able to achieve any goal you set for yourself and are sure to take you and your canna-companion to greater, and higher heights.

Libra January 2018

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Stoner Libra the start to 2018 will be quite an adventure. Even though you may lose your terrestrial compass bearings, warm cosmic gravity waves will keep you planted firmly on the ground. Flexibility will be the key to unlock the positive promises of the universe in January. Quick moments of change, and inconsistent emanations from your planetary influencers, will create instability within your life path. For this reason, it will be best to save deep meditative dives with the sacred herb for future time periods. This is not the time for that powerful gummy stoner Libra. Instead, keep your medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb light and flexible. Perhaps this is the month to try that high CDB strain you have been thinking about.

Stoner Libra you have built a great support structure for uneasy periods like this. When a situation or dynamic changes quickly on you in January, you will be best served to tackle the changing environment with the assistance of your cannabis companions. Do not strike out on your own in this cold wilderness. In matters of love and business, my words ring true. Toke about it with your inner smoke circle. An outside perspective will help you keep your bearings on a shifting terrestrial platform.

Particularly in the workplace, pay close attention to your teammates and adversaries. Moments of action at work may not come in January. However, with this increased attention and knowledge you will position yourself advantageously for future time periods. With the pressure released for action in January, you will be left with plenty of mental space for planning. Taking the steps of research will greatly assist any career advancement this year.

The most important aspect of this period will be the trust you place in the support of your stoner circle. The Beatles said it best, “Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends. Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends. Mmm, going to try with a little help from my friends.”

Aquarius December 2017

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Stoner Aquarius December will be an active month. Both the personal sphere and work sphere will be filled with positivity. These two spheres must be kept separate however, as your green living could negatively impact your green earning. There will be enough activity in both worlds to keep you busy planning the next project meeting or interview and the next smoke spot rendezvous. Just be sure to take breaks from your busy work life to enjoy cannabis companions and the terrestrial experience.

Beware of detachment stoner Aquarius. We all need help from time to time working out a problem or solving a puzzle. This month you will need help from a cannabis companion. When you have an unresolved issue, be sure to toke about it with a friend. Nobody can help you if you keep your dilemma to yourself. Spark one up with a cannabis companion and open yourself up to receiving help and companionship.

Work will play a prominent part of your holiday season stoner Aquarius. If you are unemployed or seeking a new employer, keep your efforts high. Positive cosmic winds are blowing in a productive direction. For those with gainful employment, be ready for more responsibility and opportunity. Be forewarned stoner Aquarius, your work is not the place for a higher consciousness. Save the bowls for nights out with friends. You will need your wits about you at work to take full advantage of cosmic blessings this month. Foes in the work sphere will take advantage of real or even perceived stoner stigmas. You will have plenty of energy to fight them off and present yourself as the natural leader you are. With a sharp mind and able spirit, you can overcome conflict to build consensus. You will be a shining star to your employer.

Save the date! December 21st, the Thursday before Christmas. There is a special positive planetary alignment that will have you singing in the streets. Be sure to plan out your day and night with your PIC (partners in chronic).

Libra December 2017

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Houston to Stoner Libra, all systems are go for launch. Communications … Go. creativity … Go. Love … … we are a go.

You got this! Cosmic winds will be like rocket boosters at your back for the December time period. It’s always exciting to have that much power pushing you forward, but the current planetary alignment will take you through with confidence. The sacred herb will be your navigational systems. Any species or strain will be in your comfort zone this month stoner Libra. There is one exception: Avoid medicated edibles in December. More about that later.

Stoner Libra you will soar in the workplace. Flying through the sky on your rocket ship to the heavens, work will come at a comfortable pace with efficiency and productivity. Money may not fall from the heavens like rain, but fortune favors the bold. With cosmic jet packs on your back, you should have confidence and daring on your side.

It’s love and passion where you will see the most impact from your cosmic thrusters in December. For those stoner Libra’s in a relationship, take time with the sacred herb to meditate about your partner. Natural communication will flow from this medicated smoke session, and your love will blossom to new atmospheric horizons. For the single stoner Libra’s, a meditative smoke session focused on self confidence and self love will be your prescription for December. As you reach the heights of the upper atmosphere, potential mates will see you in the glowing light of the sun as you see yourself.

Houston, we have a problem. Much like the lift off of a large space craft, you will encounter a lot of shake, rattle, and rolling to begin your cosmic journey. Mercury is in retrograde for you this month stoner Libra. This usually can cause communication breakdowns and moments of self doubt. However, other planetary alignments will safeguard your travels. Avoid medicated sacred herbal edibles. An uncontrollable deep dive with medibles could send you off the flight path with insecurities, confusion, and paranoia. God speed stoner Libra.

Cancer December 2017

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Stoner Cancer December is the time to get back to the basics. While the holidays are sure to keep you busy, you will find pleasure in the little things. So, allow yourself the time to stop and smell (or smoke) the buds. This month will be great for makeovers. Whether, you are feeling adventurous to try out a new hairstyle and wardrobe, or a full revamp of your dwelling spaces, go nuts! Spark up some sweet smelling sativas to help channel your inner creativity and turn your ideas into outer realizations.

You will achieve a wonderful balance between mind, body and spirit. Others might say you can’t do it all, but your actions will clearly prove otherwise. As the month progresses you will only settle further into your cosmic groove. The quality of your work performed and successes on the job will be surpassed only by the positivity you bring to your peers and friends alike.

The creative mindset before mentioned, will be accompanied by a tangible willingness to try new things. Just say “YES!” Stoner Cancer. Whether you get invited to a large dinner party, an intimate smoke sesh, or a friend wants to show you their big buds. You should turn nothing down. Now, it should be noted, that you do not need to give into every whim, especially if it will bring you suffering. Be engaging, not reckless.

On your journey through the cosmos, you will encounter a multitude of people who will join you on your travels. You’ll be irresistible this month, so you should expect a great deal of company. Being surrounded by so many fellow seekers and smokers may require you sometimes to lead. This might mean being somebody’s ganja guru, guiding a new smoker through their first space cruises. Or, being the shoulder of solace for a cannabis companion. So, light up that fire, Stoner Cancer, no matter what trail you blaze, you will be leading your cannabis companions to new highs.

Gemini December 2017

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Stoner Gemini the December time period will be a beautiful transformation for you. As you shed the skin of past experiences and emotions, you will emerge a more beautiful and developed human. As with all transformations, there will be some work to shed the old skin.

Be prepared stoner Gemini, the month of December starts out with a critical phase. Your cleansing opportunity will come with the full moon on December 3rd. Smoke about it before the big day. A meditative smoke session with the sacred herb will help you reach clarity on past experiences that you wish to shed to move forward. This can be an emotional experience, but leaning into this exercise with a deep Indica strain will help draw out the hidden feelings you may have pushed away. This preparation will be key to deep and healing conversations you will have during the full moon cleansing. The most important aspect of this stage is to come out with the toxins of the past firmly cleansed. Moving forward with a blank slate and love in your heart will allow you to become a better version of yourself.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Gemini. This emotional dump may be difficult at the time, but it will leave you energized and excited about relationships moving forward. And boy will there be opportunities in December! Fresh, rejuvenated, and with a warm cosmic breeze at your back look to expand your smoke circle. Puff puff pass the positivity joint down the line to your fellow cosmic astronauts. It will be sure to come back around with love and companionship.

Fortunately the universe has blessed you with less drama and tasks in the work sphere. Work efficiency will be high in December. Toke time to organize your mental and office work space to take advantage of this positive cosmic blessing. The less cluttered you are with your tasks and projects, the more you will be free to dance December away.

Capricorn December 2017

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Stoner Capricorn be forewarned December will be a sensitive stage. This is not a warning of doom and gloom in the emotional sphere, but a warning to be prepared. Your inner voice will come forward to drive your conscious self in December.

The sacred herb helps us stay in tune with our inner voice. It connects us to the reality of our circumstance. The current planetary alignment will accentuate the power of the sacred herb. In moments of self reflection and meditation this may be a wonderful amplifier. However, with the cosmos stripping away your thick skin, it will be best to avoid medicated moments in public.

Stoner Capricorn, always daring to change the world on your own. The December time period will be no different, but universal influences require you to take a larger approach. You will find more success as a member of a team. This task in networking will take you out of your comfort zone, but the rewards will be more than worth it. As you open your arms to more cosmic astronauts, you may find cannabis companions in the most unlikely places. Not only will your altruistic network grow, but your smoke circle may grow as well.

The planetary alignment is a blessing and an opportunity. This is a great period to hash out unresolved issues among family members and cannabis companions. Toke about it with the source of the problem. When things are left unresolved, even the closest relationships can be awkward. December is a great time to heal the scabs of old wounds.

Finally stoner Capricorn, the most important words for you in December: Take great care of yourself. During sensitive periods it is so important to remember to love yourself. As your subconscious takes over for moments in December, be sure to take conscious moments to pamper yourself and appreciate who you are as a person.

Pisces December 2017

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Stoner Pisces, your mantra this month will be: Learn, Laugh, Love. As the 2017 year winds down, it will be important that you are looking toward the year to come. If you haven’t already, it will be very important to begin planting the seeds now for the harvest you want to see in the future. You are filled with passion and knowledge to share, but seize every opportunity to soak up the ancient wisdom from older hippies. The more willing you are to take chances on new experiences now means you will have more confidence when you are required to adapt and adjust your strategies later on.

December brings good opportunity to turn your passions into a paycheck. You have always enjoyed creative endeavors, but may have thought these could only ever be hobbies. Rather than feeling daunted by tough problems at work, a change in perspective will help you to see all the potential they hold. Thinking outside of the box will enable you to tackle old problems with novel approaches. Your contributions to group projects will certainly attract due notice from management. But, while you might be the key to success, remember that you are part of a larger team.

Don’t let your upward momentum go to your head, instead it will be better to use those energies to help elevate your peers and help to push them to your level. There is nothing wrong with some after work celebrations, in fact, they are recommended. Perhaps you and coworkers celebrate a late “Danks-giving” and chow down on your favorite cannabis infused side dishes. Or, you make this Christmas and Holiday season even more green with a marijuana themed gift exchange. Whatever your idea may be, all will experience noticeably higher spirits if you take the time to reward everyone for a year of hard work.

Leo December 2017

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Stoner Leo December will be like visiting an old friend. Cosmic influences will bring you back in tune with your true self. Maybe you haven’t felt quite like the lion ruling a broad pride. The December time period will bring you back to your social roots. No meditation required stoner Leo; all that you want is in front of you ready for action. All strains, species, and forms of the sacred herb are on the table. Be sure to get out with cannabis companions. The smoke circle won’t be the same without you. Whether you are looking for fun, network expansion, or meaningful conversations, you will feel comfortable and at ease in all social occasions.

Stoner Leo the party animal lion! Take time in December to worship your cosmic space suit. With all the socializing and partying, your body might feel neglected if you don’t focus your attention on health and fitness. Instead of work hard – play hard, you should adhere to play hard – live well, as your mantra for December. Allowing your terrestrial space suit get worn down will ruin any hopes of a bright New Years. Now is the time to try hot yoga or a toxin releasing steam sauna. Just be sure to be as diligent with your workout routine as you are your social engagements.

Be forewarned stoner Leo: Those close to you may not be feeling the same cosmic blessing. Two factors could lead to trouble with close cannabis companions and love ones. First, your self centered nature will be a detriment with those close to you. Perhaps a medicated hot yoga session with the sacred herb could double as a meditative session focused on the needs of those closest to you. Second, while you might be feeling great with social confidence reaching for the stars, those around you may be in a different planetary alignment. The more you force your social enthusiasm on you inner smoke circle, the more opportunity you will encounter for arguments and spats. You must manage your expectations on your cannabis companions and loved ones.

It’s hard being the life of the party stoner Leo, good luck you lucky lion.

Aries December 2017

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Stoner Aries, December is the month that you should focus your investments toward body and health. We are all space travelers zooming through the universe, and we only get one cosmic space suit–it’s important that we take care of it. This does not mean you should go out and adopt whatever new fashionable diet you come across surfing the net. Rather, make those small, but effective choices in favor of health. If you are prone to the munchies, choose more natural sweets like fruit, or limit yourself to only two scoops of ice cream. These seem trivial, but watch how quickly the little things add up to big results.

Most months, the Stoner Aries is filled with fire and ready to take on the world. During the winter months it can be more difficult to find outlets for all that energy. It will just require a little creative problem solving, but you can do it Stoner Aries. Maybe it’s time to finally get that gym membership, or you pick up hemp braiding, or try your hand at watercolor. You might decide to use your powers for some extra good and volunteer for a local charity. Whatever you choose, you are sure to excel in creating positive results in the cosmos.

This is why it is important to avoid couchlock. Find a nice sativa dominant variety or explore the family of Hazes. These will offer a cerebral boost to help focus the mind in order to accomplish the projects you undertake. In the spirit of improving overall health, it may be time to investigate vaporizers or medibles, more health conscious approaches to interacting with our favorite plant of healing.

Your energetic and free spirit will attract others who are curious as to how you do it. If you are single, Stoner Aries, be sure to keep some of your magic a mystery. Those who already have a special canna-companion will feel this connection grow. Your adventurous nature will serve you well as you and your partner seek new experiences on this big blue planet we call home. Safe travels fellow cosmic explorer!

Scorpio December 2017

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You have been saving for a long, long time, Stoner Scorpio. It is now the time to spend some of that hard earned green. This does not mean you should become too wild or wasteful, however. You have your mind set toward the future, and it has finally arrived. For you, it is about quality over quantity. You have always been of the mindset that it is better to smoke an ounce of the good stuff, versus a pound of poorly cultivate product. This holds even more true as you make investments into the long term. Whatever big purchases you decide to allow yourself to indulge, know more than just yourself will benefit from these niceties. Your kindness will show those around you that you truly believe: sharing is caring.

Your excitement from reaching the next level will help to uplift and motivate coworkers and friends. This kind of inviting aura is likely to attract new acquaintances as well. Do not fear though, those whom you attract are not only after your monetary accomplishments. They have noticed your genuine glow and only want to learn how they can achieve similar results. Be confident in the advice you give as many will come to see you as a leader. Remember, while many hold you in high regard, this does not mean you are above everyone else. In your case, you can have your buds and smoke them too. Meaning, this December, you will be able to stay firmly grounded, even if your head is in the clouds.

Stoner Scorpio, you should not be surprised if a budding romantic, prospective partner becomes your new and closest canna-companion. As far as the romantic aspects of life go, it can be said, you’re on fire. Your overall confidence is sure to intrigue and inspire someone whose eye you’ve caught to take a chance on you. Although, it will be a far cry from a gamble. Like your finances, you will know a good investment when you see one, and the same can be said of your potential suitor. This romance, however, will not be a power play. Rather, you will realize that individually you possess the seeds for amazing growth; but, together your mutual growth will be a thing of marvelous proportions.

Taurus December 2017

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Stoner Taurus you will be a commanding presence in the December time period. You are entering a stage of action. There will be no time for lazy stoner cliches or stereotypes this holiday season. Cosmic influences will have you keen on objectives and paths to success. The Sativa species of the sacred herb can assist energy, action, and creativity. Maybe this is a great month to try a smooth hybrid strain.

Spark on up stoner Taurus. The sacred herb can produce a spark of creativity within diligent planning sessions. There is much to accomplish, but the end goal can’t be reached without a solid plan and path to success. Once this plan is in place, planetary support will aid you in becoming the leader to execute your plan. Others are ready to follow your instructions and belief you beautiful bull. But this support and work production will rely on confident decisions. Each day you will see yourself as a project manager taking steps towards important goals. Whether you use this period for advancement at work, completing a home improvement project, or starting that new business adventure, you should proceed with confidence and strength. You got this stoner Taurus.

December will also bring moments of deep thought. Don’t be afraid to take an evening off and meditate with the sacred herb when the time is right. Understanding the desires of your soul and inner voice will help you see the societal and mechanistic structure in front of you for what they are. A deeper analytical dive into personal relationships will help answer questions you may be asking yourself.

Please be forewarned stoner Taurus: The productive work on projects this month will place the intensity of your communications at a high level. You must find a way to soften your tones when you are with family and loved ones.

Virgo December 2017

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Stoner Virgo December will be like a warm dank Indica strain. The smell of this sweet sacred cannabis bud will put you into a trance. I’d like to think of you as a triple threat in December. The sacred herb can be consumed in so many ways. Maybe this is the month to venture out and try them all. Whether you vape, eat, or smoke the sacred herb, December will be a month to stay medicated.

Home may be the best place for you this month. Mercury is in retrograde again my dear stoner Virgo. And although this does not fall in your sign this time, it may still affect communications adversely. Taking a home bound strategy into this month may help counteract universal communication complications. Of course remember stoner Virgo, even with a home bound strategy you must still navigate communications with close cannabis companions and loved ones. I have a meditative exercise for you this month. It’s important to understand not just who you are, but also how others perceive you. Take time with the sacred herb to contemplate this aspect of self analysis stoner Virgo. You may see yourself as contemplative and logical in debate and problem solving, but others may only see the intensity of your delivery instead of your words.

December retrograde should be more manageable than the August time period; especially with a solid plan to combat the cosmic communicative interference. Working on your home and or your personal space will draw out creative forces from within. Executing projects in your home life will feed your sense of accomplishment. Improving your personal sphere will set you up for a more stable and fulfilling home life in future time periods. The most important aspects to this home bound strategy for December will be patience and comfort. You will find your projects fulfilling, but you must not manage yourself like a million dollar project. Allow your creative side to take over and lead the way at home.

Sagittarius December 2017

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Happy birthday stoner Sagittarius! But we have some work to do this month to fend off communication conflicts with Mercury in retrograde. The sacred herb will be a catalyst for emotional success in December. Introspective meditative dives with the sacred herb will help solve complex internal dilemmas. “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Bob Marley

This is a great month to work on solving internal conflicts. Cosmic influences will bring strong winds of confidence, and your personality will be like a magnet attracting others into your life bubble. Work and projects should progress smoothly in December. Allow your eyes to turn toward the future. Advancement does not come from luck as you will feel celestial support to contemplate and plan your career moves in future time periods.

Appreciation and communication will be the keys to solving internal dilemmas that are sure to crop up this month stoner Sagittarius. Mercury will be in retrograde during your birthday month. This will leave you conflicted internally which will inhibit decision making. To compound the communication breakdown, this planetary alignment will also create vulnerable emotional sensitivities. Ah, but not all is lost my sweet stoner Sag. A deep meditative smoke session focused on your internal beauty and love for yourself will guard you against a cosmic disaster. Don’t fool yourself if you are feeling down. Hiding your emotions and feelings will be counter productive. Knowing the beauty you possess inside will allow you to see the beauty inside others and systems that surround you.

So often you are the rock others come to sit at and seek stability. This may be the month you lean on the trees in your smoke circle to help you through tough times. With appreciation of yourself and others in your heart, communication should be able to flow through the turbulent cosmic retrograde storm. All the work and love you have shared with your cannabis companions will reveal a support structure sure to sooth your internal fire.

Sagittarius November 2017

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Stoner Sagittarius, prepare yourself for an excellent adventure this November. Although it may be rainy and cold outside, yourself and your fellow space travelers will traverse far across the depths of the universe. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the coast to find new smoke spots, or exploring the depths of life, the universe and everything from the comfort of your favorite couch, you will journey together into unchartered territories. You can trust in good company and plenty of the sacred herb to help sustain you, wherever you may wander. This month, the Cosmos has blessed you with fortune that you are compelled to share with your closest cannabis companions. Don’t worry, this will not be a case of one sided generosity. Whatever you put out into the universe, you will get returned in kind, and even in even greater proportions. So be kind!

Through your hard work and diligent ways, you have accumulated some seriously positive karma, stoner Sagittarius. You may have gone up the ranks at work, or simply been acknowledged as being the stellar employee that you are. Whatever your accolades, you have made apparent your value to your employer. If you are fortunate enough to get to share a bowl or two with your coworkers, it is advised that you guys take some time outside of the workplace to pass around the peace pipe. While there are no foreseeable grievances or issues, it will benefit all parties to ease tensions before they become stronger. This will enable the free exchange of ideas and make collaborations constructive, instead of overly competitive.

You have probably felt like you have found a pleasant groove as you stride through the cosmos, this is because your chakras are aligned stoner Sagittarius. You should be cautious of this, in the best possible way. This is because those near you may not be in such high spirits. Passing the pipe and sharing meditative tokes will keep everyone on the same level. Sometimes we get high with the help of our friends, other times we need simply to be there with some great bud and a smile, ready to help our friends get by.

Aries November 2017

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Stoner Aries, this November you will rediscover just how resilient you really are. At first, you may see your shortcomings as only that–as simply wasted efforts and energies. But remember, from the most devastating ashes can grow a beautiful new life and accomplishment. Instead of dwelling on what was, you should look forward to all that is to come. This does not mean that you should “hurry up and wait.” To the contrary, this winter will be a time for substantive self-evaluation: Find what has worked or has helped with your previous successes and let go of old habits or approaches that were unfruitful. Medicated meditation will be a must during this time. Whether you choose to smoke a cerebral enhancing Sativa to promote problem solving, or a nice relaxing Indica to refresh the body, make sure that some of your smoke sessions are solo so you will have the time to look inward.

Regarding homelife, Stoner Aries, it is advised that you choose your battles wisely. Not all will be chaotic or challenging. However, since you will undergo your own transformative experiences, you want to make sure you are on steady ground yourself before you attempt to prop up others. Otherwise, you should expect a period of great, and healthy harvests regarding your most special cannabis companion. If you are single, this positivity will easily translate to your friends and family, also known as your “partners in chronic.” Although you may be feeling proud of your renewed confidence, remember there is a thin line that separates hubris and humility. Just because you think highly of yourself, that does not necessarily make you above everyone else.

You are seen as a natural leader by those who have the pleasure of working with you, stoner Aries. Your peers will often seek your guidance and outside-the-box approaches to solving difficult problems. This month, however, it will benefit you to adopt slightly more passive, supporting roles. Counter to your historical trends, attacking tasks from behind the scenes will enable you the freedom to try new tactics. Roll and light one up stoner Aries and stay at a mellow, but maintainable pace. You will be successful if you think like a long distance runner and look far into the future. Don’t come up short by focusing all your energy on only one leg of the race.

Leo November 2017

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Stoner Leo let’s think of you as a beautiful flowering cannabis plant this month. Every plant that is sure to produce the big buds requires care, attention, and love. The HIGHest quality leader and the cannabis plant need water and nutrients. Thus stoner Leo, the November time period is all about self reflection and watering your soul.

I know you aren’t big on self reflection, but cosmic influences will push you toward uncomfortable places in November. Ahh, but this uncomfortable support will help the Lion tend to his garden so that flowers of leadership continue to bloom in future time periods. Self reflection strengthens leadership by understanding yourself stoner Leo. As memories flood your senses this month, take time to appreciate your story and how you grew into the lion or lioness that your are today. This reflection and analysis will lead to new understanding of yourself and those close to you.

Self reflection will also inspire questions of family and cannabis companions. Your internal quest will create strengthened bonds at home and in your smoke circle. As uncomfortable as you may be with this self analysis, please understand stoner Leo that this is a blessing from the cosmos. Knowledge of yourself and your past will bring new light to your smoke circle.

Internal housekeeping must go beyond yourself stoner Leo. Take time with a strong sacred herb edible and dive into your physical space at home. As you work on yourself take time to freshen and create the space around you that nurtures love and passion at home. Your cannabis companions and family will support these efforts as everyone will benefit. The work at home will also give peaceful moments of contemplation and reflection. This will be a great month for you stoner Leo. Grow like the beautiful weed you are.

Gemini November 2017

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Gemini November 2017







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Stoner Gemini the November time period will bring great joy to your creative soul. That is, if you allow it. Cosmic influences will bring a warm tailwind in the direction of passion and creativity for the stoner Gemini. This will require you to take time for yourself in the final fall month. What is your passion stoner Gemini? We terrestrial cosmonauts have so many creative outlets, but so often it is difficult to pour the sands of time into our passion. Whether it be writing, growing your favorite sacred herb, painting, graphic design, or even throwing clay, November is the time to feed your passion.

Do you know how important you are stoner Gemini? So often you may not get credit from your inner smoke circle, but you are the glue that bonds your cannabis companions together. Your services will be required once again in November. You will be the Clark Kent of your smoke circle stoner Gemini. Solving problems, organizing events, supplying the green at a dry party, yes stoner Gemini you will be there to save the day. But like Clark Kent, you must remain the mind mannered link between your cannabis companions without seeking credit or requiring acknowledgment..

Tis the season for holiday spending stoner Gemini. Be forewarned that overindulgence can cause hardships later in the holidays. It’s time to take account of your spending and budget for this gift giving season. Yes, stoner Gemini, this budget must include your spending on the sweet green. In order to spend the green on Black Friday you have to monitor how much you spend on the kind green. On the 25th there will be a cleansing full moon. This moon will offer an opportunity to start fresh for the coming month. This is one day after Black Friday. You must be prepared and budgeted for spending before the cleansing moon or else you will risk carrying negativity into the next time period.

Scorpio November 2017

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Scorpio November 2017







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Stoner Scorpio, you may be feeling like you have found your cosmic groove, and what is even better is that you have. You are known for being open with your feelings and never being shy when it comes to sharing your emotions. It will be important for your closest relationships that you find a delicate balance between honesty, and being perceived as overbearing. Not everyone will be able to handle your intensity, but all those that you call friends will appreciate your candidness. The upside of all your tangible energies, is that you’ll be able to identify who in your immediate smoking circle will be down to ride when you are ready to explore uncharted roads.

Just like the fresh herb that you are fortunate enough to enjoy, you can expect your romantic and personal relationships to be lit this month. While some might shy away from your outgoing personality, you are likely to attract those who share more in common with your persuasive ways. Together you will lay the foundations for new relationships that will endure for many moons to come. November will provide positive growth for you and your closest cannabis companions. As long as you each take the time to reflect and meditate individually, together you be a dynamic duo and an unstoppable force to be reckoned with.

When it comes to getting work done, don’t worry about what what your peers are doing, what matters in the long run are your personal accomplishments. While it is always beneficial to enlist helping hands when tackling complex projects, you will find the best success if you trust your own instincts. You have your mind set on getting things done, and you will be the best at measuring your own progress. It will be important to remember that amidst all the hustle and bustle, take time to relax and recharge those batteries. Meditating and medicating with our sacred maryjane will help to ensure that you are ready for any challenge that comes your way.

Taurus November 2017

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Taurus November 2017







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Stoner Taurus November is destined to be a great month for you. With a little bit of self reflection and healthy analysis, you will shoot across the heavens like the star you are. This is a natural time to reflect on personal health. Cosmic influences will make this reflection even more important in November. As the weight of the gift giving season approaches, now is the time to take an honest look at finances and spending habits. Financial health or hardship can have a large impact on your personal health and spirit. Cannabis may be a magical plant from the Earth, but November is the time to reflect on your relationship with the sacred herb. Take a deeper look at the strains and species of the sacred herb. How do they affect you mentally and physically? Fine tuning the right strain or species to match your body, mind, and spirit can have a positive effect on your physical health.

Your fellow terrestrial cosmonauts will be sure to notice your bright glow in November stoner Taurus. If you are a single bull, be sure to get out with your cannabis companions and soak up the love. You will be sure to add fellow 420 friendly people to your tight smoke circle. If you are in a committed relationship, be sure to plan a few special evenings with that special toke buddy. Perhaps a night in with the sacred herb and board games will light the candle of love. Plan out an adventure seeking that perfect romantic smoke spot. Be sure to flex those strong bull muscles stoner Taurus. Admirers will notice.

The stars have aligned to ensure progress and efficiency in the workplace. Take time out with a meditative smoke session focused on ambition. What are your ambitions with your current employment? Have you fully communicated your desires and intent with your superiors? In this current life stage your communications must align with your ambitions stoner Taurus. Your superiors will be receptive to your words and ideas. This could lead to a higher plane of understanding and enjoyment in the work sphere.

Capricorn November 2017

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Capricorn November 2017







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Stoner Capricorn November will be quite productive! Be sure to document your progress for official evidence against the theory stoners are lazy. The key to November is understanding yourself and being comfortable with who you are. Your fellow cosmic astronauts will be more likely to enjoy your company if you first enjoy yourself.

There is no clear indication of love on the November horizon for the stoner Capricorn. Whether you are single or in a committed relationship, the lack of celestial sparks in November provides more opportunity to love yourself. Consider yoga as a meditative method to strengthen your body, mind, and spirit. Yoga is a great alignment tool that will help your inner voice guide your consciousness.

Self confidence is the focus this month stoner Capricorn because cosmic winds are guiding you into the human hive. The productive planetary alignment of November doesn’t affect work efficiency, more like social expansion. I have visions of wired avatars buzzing around you stoner Capricorn. The fate of cosmic influence will provide boundless opportunities on the terrestrial plane and in the digital realm. Now is the time to grow your smoke circle and increase your connection and influence with humanity! Blending your social skills online and on the terrestrial plane will be a wonderful dance all month long stoner Capricorn.

Have you noticed I did not recommend any specific meditative smoke sessions? Part of focusing on your inner voice this month will include an analysis of your relationship with the sacred herb. For some stoner Capricorns the sacred herb may be a catalyst to productive social interaction in November. For others, it may be time to put down the pipe and create a productive tolerance break. Whatever you decide it will enhance your opportunity to get out and mix it up with cannabis companions and even the most square cosmic astronauts.

Have fun stoner Capricorn. Take lots of pictures of your social adventures.

Libra November 2017

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Libra November 2017







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Stoner Libra I have a song that will produce the right kind of mood for what the cosmos has presented in November: Imagine by John Lennon. Planetary alignments will be tugging on your altruistic heart strings. Since empathy and idealism are in your core nature, you will be in perfect planetary alignment for what matters most. Preparation and internal analysis will be required to strengthen your focus and impact.

Spark one up! What matters most to you stoner Libra? Fight the power! Battle for equality! Release the drug war prisoners! Legalize the sacred herb! November is a perfect time for activism and charity. Take a moment early in the month for a contemplative meditative smoke session with the sacred herb. Tune in to your inner voice and align your frequency with the cause that matters most to you. Focus on a central issue because solving all the world’s problems may be a bit too ambitious for one person. The second half of the month will offer plenty of opportunities to make an impact on your social cause and reward your inner soul.

The holiday season is just around the corner stoner Libra. This can be a stressful time of year for all the star signs. It will be important to take time in November for internal contemplation and growth. The mid month point offers a celestial opening to take a deep dive with the sacred herb and take time for yourself. No matter what you decide is the correct course of action, make sure that relaxation and personal space are at the focal point. This reparative meditative dive with the sacred herb will recharge your soul and place you in a great position for the activism and service to others that lies ahead. “Imagine all the people, living life in peace. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope some day you’ll join us, and the world will be one” John Lennon and the stoner Libra.

Cancer November 2017

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Cancer November 2017







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Stoner Cancer, you are known for working hard and getting the job done no matter how big, or small the task at hand. But, it may be time to aim these energies and abilities into a different direction. Perhaps your hobby is painting watercolor, braiding hemp, gardening, or any creative outlet that is not currently a facet of your career. Well, the changing seasons might be the ideal time to take the steps toward getting paid for your passions. When not working hard, it will be important to set aside time to fly solo and fire up a bowl of your favorite sacred strain. This will provide the needed headspace for self-reflection and planning for significant career changes ahead.

While focus on work will take up a substantial amount of your human resources, you can expect homelife to carry a much lighter tone. It’s a common practice for folks to do “spring” cleaning. But, Stoner Cancer, Fall is as good a time as any to make changes and rearrange your dwelling. It could be subtle changes like hanging new pictures of your favorite summertime smoke spots, or maybe you have more drastic remodels in mind like new paint and a comfy new sofa to act as your launch pad for all of your cosmic cannabis adventures. Your efforts to make your house more homey is sure to inspire your best buds and make all who enter feel welcome and wanted.

Your inner and outer beauty will be noticed by all the fellow travelers you encounter on your journey. And, journey you should Stoner Cancer. After a long stint of very hard work, it is time to treat yourself and go exploring. Whatever the final destination might be, be sure to have all your necessary supplies: your favorite portable pipe, some kind bud, and good company. This adventure will help to refresh the spirit, cultivate your closest relationships, but most importantly it will supply you with new inspiration for your future artistic endeavors.

Aquarius November 2017

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Aquarius November 2017







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The stars have aligned and the universe has your best intentions in mind, Stoner Aquarius, but remember that your efforts are the ultimate factor in whether you meet with failure or success. This means that the successes you achieve will be directly correlated to the amount of positive input you invest, so set your goals high. You will be able to magnify this positive momentum you are building by tackling problems and tasks with a group effort. A friend with green is a friend indeed, so enlist your closest bud-loving buddies to share in the ganja and the glory. Even the greatest endeavors will become much smaller if the work is divided up amongst many minds.

Be confident that your achievements, big and small, will be noticed by management at work–even if they are not vocally acknowledged by your higher-ups. Your optimism and energy will be tangible this month and you will be able to improve the spirits of your coworkers. These attributes have made you noticeably valuable in your job. While you experience a time of great harvests, use this opportunity of great fortune to share with others this plentiful bounty. Some say that, “sharing is caring,” and your actions during this month will strengthen this age old adage. Passing around the peacepipe will create the perfect forum for analysis and advancement of every party’s prosperity.

Smoke buddies will certainly come and go, Stoner Aquarius. There are those who will linger for a while, and those who will be at your side during the most chaotic or charismatic times. During this autumn month, you will discover who will be down to ride with you for the long haul. While the quantity of those you are willing to share in your puff-puff-pass adventures might be fewer, the quality of your adventures will be elevated. Being more selective about who you share the sacred herb with, will only make each moment shared more memorable.

Pisces November 2017

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Pisces November 2017







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While the fall season brings rainy days and colder weather, the logical response might seem like you should bundle up and stay indoors. However, there’s a great big world outside with much to be discovered. Pursue your curiosities Stoner Pisces. While the thought of retreating to the cozy and comfortable couch sounds appealing, you will find greater satisfaction if you explore your surroundings and take every opportunity to expand your horizons. It’s never a bad idea to start planning for future adventures. You may want to invest in a nice travel friendly piece, so you will be ready to toke whenever or wherever you wander. With all of the knowledge you are sure to acquire, your generous nature will prompt you to share all that you learn with those around you—which makes November the perfect time to grow your inner smoking circle.

While you are known to wear your emotions on your sleeve, remember that not everyone will be equally open with their feelings. Having this understanding of yourself will aid you in your interpersonal relationships. As long as you have patience when it comes to matters of the heart, you can expect your lover to repay you in kind. This may be the perfect time to try out various sativa dominant varieties of our favorite herb. While they can be uplifting, the extra boost to brain power will help you to dig even deeper into your inner workings. The best way to have understanding for others is if you first have understanding of yourself.

Pack up the pipe, sacred herb, and a change of clothes Stoner Pisces, and invite your closest partner in chronic to join you on your next adventure. Whether you embark upon the road trip you’ve been planning all year, or you simply escape to the coast for a quick overnight stay at the beach, your trip will satisfy your need for exploration as well as center you solidly in the middle of your newfound peace.

Virgo November 2017

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Virgo November 2017







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Stoner Virgo be prepared to stay hydrated in November because your thirst for knowledge will be undeniable. The current planetary alignment will reward intellectual curiosity. Fly like a Jefferson Airplane, “Feed your head, feed your head.” Whether at work or in a personal passion, reward yourself by accepting this gift from the heavens. This passion for knowledge will expand opportunities professionally and personally.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Virgo. Gifts from the cosmos can also turn into burdens falling from the sky. This thirst for knowledge and to solve curious puzzles could spill into aspects of your personality you regularly struggle with. The analytical and logical nature of the stoner Virgo can lead to paralysis by analysis. During this intellectually curious period you will be more likely to overanalyze trivial puzzles of no consequence. Thus, this blessing from the cosmos could turn into frustrating nit picking without the right attention and focus. Take time to step back and meditate with the sacred herb. Find understanding on what is really important and what genuinely will feed your passion. In moments of analytical frustration, fly high with the sacred herb. A 10,000 foot view will allow you to avoid getting stuck analyzing the weeds.

November may be a quiet month on the romantic front due to your studious work on personal interests. However, this intellectual pursuit will take you to new smoke circles in your physical and digital community. Diving into new communities will provide the human spark you may be avoiding or lacking in the bedroom. Be sure to listen and hear your newfound acquaintances. Listening isn’t waiting for your turn to speak stoner Virgo. Smoke circle expansion will be up to you. Be bold. Requesting and sharing contact information could turn a great conversation into a new cannabis companion.

Libra October 2017

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Stoner Libra the October time period brings opportunity for rewards. Keep in mind that “reward” does not imply blind luck, but a return from effort and input. So often interpretation of the cosmos and planetary influence implies destiny without choice. But this is false stoner Libra. Whether it be karmic returns or opportunities from effort, we all have influence of our experience among the stars. Take time to meditate with the sacred herb early in October. The species or strain does not matter this month stoner Libra, but the attention and guiding light should focus your third eye toward effort and result.

Investment is the key word for the October time period stoner Libra. The planets have aligned to increase the likelihood of return on investment. Let’s not constrain ourselves to a monetary result. There are many forms of investment that can provide rich rewards. Spark one up, balance your chakras, and visualize the opportunity of investment.

Investment in self:
Where are you at currently on this terrestrial plane? How would you like to proceed? Only with investment can you move forward. Health and fitness comes with an investment in body and spirit. Intellectual advancement comes with an investment in education. There is no reward without the investment of effort.

Investment in community:
Bonding with your fellow cosmic travelers is a rich reward of life. Love and companionship comes in many forms, from intimacy to smoke circles. An investment in communication will greatly increase the opportunity for reward in this regard. Only you know your community interests, and only you can invest the time and communication to strengthen your community bonds.

Investment in love:
Stoner Libra, in order to receive the rewards of love from cannabis companions, family members, or life partners, you must first invest in them. Offering a helping hand or soft shoulder will be required in October. This empathetic act of love is an investment in your fellow cosmic astronaut. Just being there and supporting others will have great rewards in spirit and love.

Pisces October 2017

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Pisces October 2017







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As summer draws to a close, Stoner Pisces, the seasons are not the only thing that will note significant changes. You may have already found your internal peace, but the coming autumn hours will offer the opportunity to align your external habitat with your internal state of zen. While some talk of “spring cleanings,” this October brings you the special chance for a substantial cleansing of your immediate surroundings. Spark one up and focus your energies into finding your center. You may be holding onto things, physical and spiritual, that may no longer be serving a greater purpose. It is recommended that you stick with nice and sticky Sativas, this will help to nurture your creative energies while you sift through your old belongings to make room for pursuing new endeavors.

After you have gotten rid of the old and dated, it will be time to focus on the new. It might be something as small as adding a new piece to your collection, or maybe dining at that restaurant you’ve been eyeing. On the other hand, you might be ready for that last minute road trip before the weather gets worse. What is important, Stoner Pisces, is that you go for it! Take the plunge into uncharted waters. In the workplace, this attitude of entrepreneurial-ism will definitely produce returns. While you are blazing up bowls at home, you are sure to be blazing new trails at work as you undertake the next step in your journey through the cosmos. Be sure to share the herb and celebrations with your closest partners in chronic.

Dream big, Stoner Pisces. You will benefit from cultivating your zen garden early in the month and the room it will create for your imaginations to roam freely. Keep the pen and pad handy, as you may have some of your most worthwhile ideas during your meditative smoke sessions. Whether you are socializing with your dearest friends and family, or hiking solo to your favorite secluded smoke spot–inspiration can strike at any time. So, be prepared to listen with open ears when the universe wants to whisper its cosmic wisdom.

Leo October 2017

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Stoner Leo the lion, the October time period promises a continued trend of harmony with your pride. Planetary alignment ensures that you will trot along the terrestrial plain gathering more cannabis companions to join your smoke circle. However, be forewarned you social butterfly, this is not the season for unabashed sharing among your cosmic travelers. It’s cold and flu season stoner Leo. Be sure to pack your own pipe as you skip and hop from each smoke circle on your busy social schedule. Sharing isn’t caring when it comes to a persistent cough. You will find your own polite way to break the lineage of the smoke circle when that sexy lioness with the drippy nose passes the pipe your way. You got this you clever stoner lion.

In matters of business and work, the stoner Leo should expect no major surprises or advancement. As with the September time period it will be key to see yourself as a part of the larger whole, and push back selfish instincts. Steady work as part of a team will see you through with success. On matters of your own finance and business, the stoner Leo must not leap on opportunity without analysis. The key to the October time period will be progress without action. Toke time to plan and organize the opportunity or idea presented to you this month. Particularly now versus any other period it will be best to meditate with the sacred herb on business opportunities and investments. If you leap into an idea or opportunity to soon, you may fail to see the angle of most danger.

Breathe and let it be stoner Leo. Conflicts and dramatic situations will arise with a cannabis companion. In keeping with the theme of October, the strong lion must stop and contemplate before leaping into a dangerous situation. Animalistic emotions will take you down the wrong path stoner Leo. Perhaps a medicated nap and deep thought with your inner self will provide a diplomatic resolution. Sometimes a lion must rule its pride with a gentle paw versus the glean of a sharp tooth.

Taurus October 2017

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Taurus October 2017







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Stoner Taurus the second fall month brings a moment of transition. Hard work and diligence in the work sphere will blend quickly into a rush of personal endeavor. This change in planetary alignment brings seeds of growth, but tending this transitionary garden will be draining.

The work and business sphere during October will bring continued momentum from previous periods. Opportunities will sprout that can impact your career and earning potential. The most important internal element that affects the positivity of this stage and future time periods is settlement. A nice deep meditative smoke session with the Indica species of the sacred herb will unveil that you must find a settled position in your work. Comfort-ability and stability will be key to future success. Deep internal analysis will help you find your centered and balanced position within the capitalistic machine.

The big news my stoner Taurus is that you will be transitioning from a period of intensive work and business foundation building, to a time of love and creativity. You are on the precipice of a long lasting transition in planetary alignment. With work and business firmly grounded and stable, seeds of love and companionship can grow. This new planetary influence should be felt early in the October time period as warm cosmic winds heat up the bedroom.

Opportunities for creativity will now present themselves more than ever stoner Taurus. What is your artistic muse? Now is the time to push your creative boundaries and explore your artistic endeavors. If you are confused or stuck with which direction or project to take on, use the sacred herb as a catalyst for idea germination.

This planetary transition is wonderful stoner Taurus, but with any transition there can be uncertainty and fatigue. With all the chaos of opportunity surrounding you during October, you must not lose sight of your energy levels. It is mandatory to take time mid month to rest and heal your body and soul. You don’t just deserve a day alone with your favorite couch locking strain of the sacred herb, you need it.

Capricorn October 2017

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Capricorn October 2017







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Stoner Capricorn the month of October will bring an unusual harvest of green gold. You have planted the seeds within yourself all year. You will now reap the rewards of the internal growth you have been seeking. When you know yourself the road in front of you becomes more clear.

In the sphere of work and business, the stoner Capricorn will see tremendous opportunity and fluidity. It may feel as if opportunities are pulling at you from all directions. Don’t try to travel down all roads stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will reveal your path. Trust that you will choose the right path that is meant for you. You are capable and ready to increase your capacity of responsibility. Perhaps several decisive intersections will take you down an altruistic road. What are you most concerned or interested in stoner Capricorn? The world, your country, your city, and even your cannabis community can benefit from your attention and efforts. Volunteering or organizing altruistic or charitable endeavors can bring a bright glow to your inner soul. You have always had the desire to make a positive impact beyond your personal bubble. The October time period will offer opportunities to fulfill this internal desire.

There is a conflict with a cannabis companion that has been long rooted in your relationship. This conflict will grow to the surface early in October. As you have gained so much strength from your internal analysis this year, now you can turn your third eye toward the perspective of others. Toke about it first, then talk about it with your conflicted cannabis companion. Understanding their motives may help you see the conflict wasn’t planted where you thought it was.

Oh no! Did I place too much emphasis on your opportunities to change the world? Don’t worry stoner Capricorn, the planets will align in the final third of the month to offer your heart much needed excitement. Let your insecurities wash away. Trust yourself. Have fun.

Virgo October 2017

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Stoner Virgo the month of October offers a mixed bag of cosmic influences. At many moments this month you may feel like you’re being pulled in two different directions. You must stay limber and alert stoner Virgo. October will require you to dance in and out of problems and triumphs with rhythm grace. Early in the month light one up and practice your dancing moves. This won’t be so much of a meditative smoke session as much as it should be a medicated dance party. Tune yourself with the rhythm of your surroundings.

The work sphere will be a delightful part of the cosmic dance in October. The planetary alignment offers you protection from enemies at the gate and abundance of positive financial rewards from what you have built previously. Set the playlist at work stoner Virgo. Take the lead and seize all opportunities in front of you. Yes, this is a great time to take advantage of new opportunities. Whether this means a change of career, starting that project your have been planning, or setting off on your own adventure in business, cosmic drum beats will lead the charge forward.

Unfortunately the sphere of love and companionship will not follow the same upbeat cosmic playlist. You may be strutting your stuff on the workplace dance floor, but the record will scratch abruptly mid month with someone close to you. Perhaps you can avoid disaster with a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb around the 10th of the month. Focus on soft communication and internal understanding of any underlying resentment built up between you and your loved one. The most important thing to avoid is picking a fight stoner Virgo. “Picking” is a purposeful word here. Cannabis companions and loved ones won’t share the same dance party at work. Subtle “picking” at old scabs will result in traumatic open wounds.

Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Virgo. If emotional frustrations become impactful on your mood, take time for internal reflection with the sacred herb. Self care and self love are important even amidst a frantic work lifestyle. By the end of the month your love life will be back in tune with your cosmic playlist if you give yourself and your loved one time to heal.

Scorpio October 2017

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Stoner Scorpio October brings an opportunity for self improvement. Please understand that this opportunity does not come from the pressures of society, but from within yourself. Buddha once said, “You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” Meditative or medicated smoke sessions with the sacred herb in October should focus on listening to your inner spirit stoner Scorpio.

Early in the month there is a cosmic cleansing moment. The full moon arrives on October 6th. The universe is offering a helping hand, cleansing old communication breakdowns with your inner spirit. This is the perfect time stoner Scorpio to take a deep dive internally. Grind up your favorite strain of the sacred herb and take time by yourself to meditate on realigning your mind, body, and spirit. This truly can be a magical time of self awareness and reflection.

With this renewed alignment with your inner voice you will find communication with your cannabis companions and loved ones will come more naturally. Take time to celebrate life with a shared bowl among cannabis companions. For those stoner Scorpios in a committed relationship, romance and intimacy will be sweet and sticky like the dank cola of the cannabis plant.

Perhaps most importantly during the October time period, the stoner Scorpio should become keenly aware of their most desired dreams and aspirations. Cleansing and realignment will allow for a more focussed visualization of dreams and goals. We can’t obtain or travel to our desired destination if we never take the time to understand what or where that destination resides. This realignment with self will go far beyond the October time period stoner Scorpio. Be sure to journal your ideas now so you can bask in the prideful glow of future accomplishment.

Aquarius October 2017

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As the Halloween month arrives, Stoner Aquarius, you are feeling at the top of your game. You may have climbed and conquered many mountains during the summer season, be it metaphorically or literally, but you may also feel like there are tasks left undone. Perhaps there is still that one rock left unturned, that road untraveled, or that one nugg left unsmoked. It is important that whatever remains, that you give it your best shot. Those nearest to you have certainly noticed an improvement in confidence and competence. You have found your groove, it will be important that you stay focused on maintaining this streak of success by keeping busy. Avoid Indica-dominant strains that might lead you to couch-lock and inhibit your forward motion.

For you, it may not always come down to financial motivations, Stoner Aquarius. Your peers will definitely notice that you have a plan, as well as the knowhow to put those plans into action. Your accomplishments can and will be restricted, only by your own initiative. Lay down the pipe, even if this is only with regard to the workplace. You will be able to offer new solutions and new perspective to old problems, but you do not want to limit your chances by clouding the senses. You will find yourself to be in tune to the subtle nuances of the cosmos, you simply need to ensure that you are of the mindset to do so.

While the workplace may bring new challenges and problems to solve, you will find your inner peace on the homefront. An ancient wisdom declares that, ‘sharing is caring.’ You may feel drained from the demands of work, but you are certain to find a second wind when it comes to your personal sphere. You will only benefit from packing the peace pipe and passing it around. This may bolster moral for you and your squad, or perhaps stoke the fire shared with your cannabis companion. Whether it is romantic, or recreational, you and members of your stoney circle will find solace in our evermost sacred herb.

Gemini October 2017

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Stoner Gemini October has many treats in store for you. Cosmic winds of change will fill your sails in the second fall month. These cosmic influences will not be a head wind, but the necessary energy to get you into the correct alignment with the universe. Please understand stoner Gemini, with full sails you will travel great distances. You will end up nowhere near where you start the month of October.

You may start the month with an unsettled feeling stoner Gemini. The moon will be bright early in the month. Much like the werewolf, the stoner Gemini will go through an amazing transformation near the full moon. But this isn’t an evil spirit, it may be your wild twin coming out to play. Embrace the energetic power and seek a smoke circle under the stars. Let loose and howl among your cannabis companions. You are sure to meet new kind cosmic astronauts and celebrate with true joy in your heart.

After the excitement of the full moon and the energy of the beginning of the month, it will be time to slow down and become more contemplative. ‘Transition’ should be the focus of a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb at the mid month point. Your sign will be traveling from support within the sphere of personal relationships to support within the sphere of work and responsibility. Don’t fret stoner Gemini, this is all within your universal plan.

Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb it reveals you to yourself.” The mid month meditative smoke session should be quite revealing for the stoner Gemini. Listen to your inner voice. There is no better source of information than your internal spirit. As you come under the influence of a new planetary alignment, focusing on yourself and your inner needs will be key to success on your transitionary journey. Perhaps all this howling at the moon has left your body strained and a renewed effort to heal and strengthen your cosmic space suit will be revealed.

Sagittarius October 2017

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Sagittarius October 2017







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Oh Stoner Sagittarius, I know you want to find an end to this responsible task oriented cosmic path. But the second fall time period brings more influence from the responsible side of the heavens. This busy lifestyle with a seemingly endless to-do list will have a payback for you stoner Sagittarius. Your tireless work this past year is building a wonderful foundation for future cosmic adventures. Insight through meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help you find exciting opportunities within the daily grind of accomplishment.

Look into the big green glass bowl stoner Sagittarius. Like a crystal ball, this glass bowl will help you see the adventure in the daily routine. October is the perfect month to focus your meditative gaze inward and take a renewed interest in personal health. We all only have one cosmic space suit, so it is important to maintain it. Even the busiest daily routine should allow for hikes in nature. Set out on a quest to find a new #JsSmokeSpot, whether it be a waterfall in the woods or that hidden urban garden. Staying physically active will help release the pressure of a go-go work lifestyle.

Stoner Sag there will be a personal challenge with a close cannabis companion this month. Despite your easy going whimsical nature, this situation will require a moment of pause and reflection. Meditate with the sacred herb and see through the emotion of the moment. Perhaps this moment of anxiety or turbulence is systemic in the nature of your relationship. Take confidence in knowing that there are a vast amount of cannabis companions traveling on this cosmic space ship called Earth. When one stoner drops from a smoke circle another is sure to take his place. But remember this stoner Sagittarius, life is too short to harbor resentment. Change is as inevitable as a fresh green bowl.

Cancer October 2017

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Stoner Cancer, it will be easy to notice that amidst all your struggles and challenges this month, the ends can certainly justify the means. It is understood that not every lesson worth learning will come easily. But, it may serve you well to keep in mind that it is your approach and matter of perspective that is the difference of seeing an obstacle or seeing an opportunity. While our herbal habits might keep us going with the flow, it will be up to you to figure out your final destination. Spend whatever time is required, meditating with your favorite variety of cannabis. You will notice that after a solid smoke session, you will feel rested and re-energized and ready to take on the world.

While work will require a substantial investment of your energies, it will not demand all of your resources. Be prepared to fulfill job expectations and you will be sure to surpass them. Since work will be mostly uneventful, albeit demanding, you will be ready to explore your more creative capacities. After a good day’s work, Stoner Cancer; roll one up, burn one down, and feel free to traverse the cosmos with cannabis as your guide. Because you will have additional resources outside of work, you will be able to pursue unconventional activities. You may try out making THC infused baked goods for the first time, or allow yourself to act more silly after smoking a cerebral Sativa. Whichever path you travel, your journey is certain to produce memories that will last long after you’ve devoured the brownies.

Your strong efforts, Stoner Cancer, should be backed by an even stronger resilience. While others may notice your elevated peaceful aura, you do not want to come across too passive. The cosmos has blessed you with a unique opportunity to produce positive results in all of your pursuits. Don’t waste this gift. You have a fire inside that is there to ignite inspiration within family and friends. Be sure to spread around the kindness and the kind bud: everyone is certain to benefit from good company and great greens. While the herb might be loud, your positivity will be heard even louder.

Aries October 2017

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Stoner Aries, while we often think of summer and harvest time as the end of the fruits of our labor, cultivation is a full-time endeavour. While you may be admiring the great bounty from all your hard work, remember now is the time to dig into the dirt and plant the seeds for future growth. Although your efforts have produce ample and supple results, it is important to not overlook the weeds that have sprouted. Amidst the celebration of your successes from summer, do not miss the opportunity to cultivate that which is important and to discard those things that do not bear fruit.

You may experience a significant period of change in the workplace, Stoner Aries, but, do not count all of your losses as failures. Sometimes, something must end for another to begin. You may have reached the end of a particular road, only to discover that there is a great plain of potential before you. It can be necessary at times, to get rid of a few bad trees in order to save the rest of the forest. While at first, this absence might be more prominent, you will be able to invest these newly recovered resources into projects that will produce noticeable results.

With regards to familial aspects, Stoner Aries, you could not ask for more. All will be quiet on the home front. And, the only things that will need to be addressed are the improvements that you wish to see. Break out the peace pipe, and break down the herb–all of your closest cannabis companions will be down to toke one up to your accomplishments. This month, it is advised that you find your favorite strain and stick with it; perhaps a more grounding Indica so that you are able to stay focused on one task at a time. You will experience a great sense of satisfaction as long as you do not try to go in too many directions at once. If you invest your efforts into specific tasks, Stoner Aries, you will be sure to impress yourself and those nearest you with a period of peace and prosperity.

Aries September 2017

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This Autumn, Stoner Aries, it will be okay to want it all. There are many avenues that you will have the choice to pursue. The hardest part will be the decision of what to do first. You will be able to inspire a vibrancy and vitality within yourself and kinfolk that will provide the energy to accomplish seemingly unconquerable obstacles with actual ease. While there will be much work to be done, you and yours will find plenty of time to unwind. Among its many uses, our sacred green herb will provide the perfect bonding platform. Whether it is softening critics, or strengthening established relationships, this magnificent plant will help to foster friendships and allow everyone to meet on common grounds.

It is sometimes said that teamwork makes the dream work. Particularly this September, Stoner Aries, working in collaboration with your peers will bring about the certainty of many successes. As long as your actions are deliberate, and given the proper foresight, all endeavors will produce the desired results. If the goals are clearly defined, then everyone involved in the project will be able put forth their best efforts. The most likely obstacle, the only one really, will be establishing the delicate equilibrium between much to do, and doing too much. While it is often thought that Sativas are more energizing, it may be advised to try finding a nice relaxing Indica variety. The logic is to grind hard when work needs to be done, and maximize recuperation times with good quality r&r.

When the day’s work is done or perhaps after more significant projects are completed, it will be wise to celebrate a job well done. Life on the home-front will be little to worry about. In fact, it will be a time of great prosperity. It will be important to share this positivity with your cannabis companion and bud-sharing buddies. Whether it is a brief day trip for an outdoor smoke session, or an extended adventure where the nights are filled with a sweet green aroma, get out and explore. Remember that your successes will be short lived if you do not take the proper time to reflect upon and enjoy them.

Aries September 2017

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This Autumn, Stoner Aries, it will be okay to want it all. There are many avenues that you will have the choice to pursue. The hardest part will be the decision of what to do first. You will be able to inspire a vibrancy and vitality within yourself and kinfolk that will provide the energy to accomplish seemingly unconquerable obstacles with actual ease. While there will be much work to be done, you and yours will find plenty of time to unwind. Among its many uses, our sacred green herb will provide the perfect bonding platform. Whether it is softening critics, or strengthening established relationships, this magnificent plant will help to foster friendships and allow everyone to meet on common grounds.

It is sometimes said that teamwork makes the dream work. Particularly this September, Stoner Aries, working in collaboration with your peers will bring about the certainty of many successes. As long as your actions are deliberate, and given the proper foresight, all endeavors will produce the desired results. If the goals are clearly defined, then everyone involved in the project will be able put forth their best efforts. The most likely obstacle, the only one really, will be establishing the delicate equilibrium between much to do, and doing too much. While it is often thought that Sativas are more energizing, it may be advised to try finding a nice relaxing Indica variety. The logic is to grind hard when work needs to be done, and maximize recuperation times with good quality r&r.

When the day’s work is done or perhaps after more significant projects are completed, it will be wise to celebrate a job well done. Life on the home-front will be little to worry about. In fact, it will be a time of great prosperity. It will be important to share this positivity with your cannabis companion and bud-sharing buddies. Whether it is a brief day trip for an outdoor smoke session, or an extended adventure where the nights are filled with a sweet green aroma, get out and explore. Remember that your successes will be short lived if you do not take the proper time to reflect upon and enjoy them.

Cancer September 2017

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Stoner Cancer, during the month of September it will be highly recommended that you stick with Sativas, this will enable you to keep your energies up, instead of finding yourself flopping down too much on the couch. You do not want to waste the opportunities you will have to add new accomplishments to your personal and work resumes. While there are some smokers that are already preparing for winter and bundling up, you are ready get the most out of whatever fair weather the fall might provide. Be sure to set aside specific times to enjoy our tokes; you want to be pleasantly surprised, not caught off guard when the unexpected comes your way.

Stoner Cancers can expect to have to make meaningful decisions with regards to work. Not all of them will be drastic, but they will have lasting results. Perhaps for some, it will be time to look for new employment. For others, however, they will be entrusted with a project that may not usually be under their domain. When this is the case, it will be important to note that the best decision or course of action may not always be the most obvious. In fact, it may not even be one of the options being considered. Be confident in your creative and critical thinking. Your sativa-streak at home may be just that extra encouragement to get the job done. And once the deed is done, you will find yourself genuinely amazed with the abilities that even you hadn’t known you possess.

Even acquaintances who normally might not keep you in the highest regards, will be drawn to your magnetic aura, Stoner Cancer. It could be your noticeable confidence, or your tangible positive vibe, but you will emit an undeniable radiance. You should use this influence to help to foster calm and peace to those nearest you. Sharing is caring, Stoner Cancer. Whether this means inviting friends over to break in your newly acquired water pipe and share in a plethora of munchies. Or, being there with a freshly rolled joint and an open ear for a family member who needs a listening ear. You are in a special position to help those around, so perhaps the best advice is simply to remember to, ‘share the love.’

Leo September 2017

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Stoner Leo, the September time period will be joyous and productive. Only one planetary position could trip you up on your way to ruling your pride with grace and efficiency. More about that later. The cosmic key to unlocking the blessings of the universe will be to submerge yourself within your pride. Proactive social work and play will position the stoner Leo for success and happiness. Progress in both spheres, work and love, will require the stoner Leo to sprout wings and zip around like a social butterfly instead of a ruling lion. Break out the travel pipe stoner Leo, it’s time to take this smoke show on the road!

Stoner Leo, have you been contemplating starting your own business or taking on an advanced project at work? September will prove to be a productive month to this end. Inspiration, help, and assistance can be found out among your fellow cosmic astronauts. This also can be said of love and companionship. Getting out and putting yourself in position is half the battle toward increasing the size of your smoke circle. A bright and energetic meditative smoke session with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will help understand the commingling of your work and love sphere during the September time period. Spark one up, crank up the tunes, and get your house in order before you strike out into the world. You see stoner Leo, a networking event or a concert event both could have equal impact in opposition or correlation with their intended purpose. In other words, whether it be a networking business event or fun festival, each could impact the spheres of love and work even if the intention is not present.

There is one aspect that could derail your success. It is said that stoner Leo’s are unapologetically selfish lions. This characteristic could hamper your productivity and progress during the September time period. Specific meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should allow you to see through this blessed protective veil. The Indica species of the sacred herb in particular can aid insight into coworker’s and loved one’s plight in life. Empathy and perspective toward your fellow cosmic travelers will aid your missions in the September time period stoner Leo. And in the end, this would actually serve your self interests you clever lion.

Libra September 2017

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Stoner Libra, the September time period will be in sharp contrast to the ZING of August. Planetary supporters are tired from your exuberant August time period. Thus you will be floating through the cosmos under your own power and guidance. Yes, your fate is in your own hands stoner Libra. Your efforts, not the stars or planets will guide your progress.

Energy, ideas, and effort will be the key to September stoner Libra. Avoid the Indica species of the sacred herb. Couch lock or complacency could be disastrous to progress. Meditative smoke sessions with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will provide the energy and ideas to propel you forward during a stagnant time.

Use the sacred herb as a catalyst on the work front stoner Libra. The stagnation of September will give way mid month to a flurry of activity. The energetic work you put in initially will pay off throughout the month. However, keep in mind that the benefit or arena in the work-space may not be of a traditional sense. You’ve had these creative ideas in the past. September could be the month to put a plan in action to set out on your own adventure in commerce. This is not to say a change of occupation will occur, but now is the time to let those creative juices guide you down your own path. Perhaps that new business with cannabis companions is what will drive you in September.

Lack of planetary influence will actually benefit the stoner Libra in matters of the heart and companionship. Stagnation will actually provide a peace and calm rarely felt. This is the perfect time to solidify and enhance relationships with family. What can be better than blowing clouds with the ones you hold most dear? This may not be an expansive time for your inner smoke circle, but the quality of your adventures with cannabis companions will be enriching and fulfilling.

Pisces September 2017

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As we say farewell to summer, Stoner Pisces, you can expect your days to be slow-rolling. Now would be a good time to take that last camping trip of the season, or plan a special smoke-out session with your best buds. With tasks at work presenting few substantial obstacles, you will have plenty of energies to invest on having just a little bit more fun before autumn arrives. If somehow you do find yourself stressing over any particular issue, take a moment and spend some time with your favorite piece, it may just be the remedy and reminder that helps you realize your own inner peace.

Once you have taken the necessary steps to get yourself grounded, you will be a great source of support to those around you. Co-workers will notice your increased abilities to rise to the occasion, and to rise above the fray. The best approach to challenges that might require creative solutions will be to team up with your peers. Perhaps, outside the workplace, workers can get together under more relaxed settings and share a bowl and share ideas. While this would mean working off the clock, it could help to inspire a better sense of camaraderie and the opportunities to come up with novel approaches to old problems.

You should feel confident, Stoner Pisces, that whatever path you find yourself on, you will ultimately reach your final destination. With that being said, it will be okay if you decide to do a little trail-blazing of your own, and blaze one up in uncharted territory. However, it will be advised that you use the buddy system if embarking upon unexpected adventures. Firstly, it is much nicer to be able to share that sacred herb with our stoner friends. But, more importantly, it is always good to have a friendly pair of hands to help us back to our feet, if we do stumble along the way.

Scorpio September 2017

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Stoner Scorpio, if you had any reservations during summer about undertaking new adventures or expeditions, the beginning of fall will be the time to take the leap. The coming of the new season will be an excellent opportunity to take the chances on prospects you might have been wary of. It is not guaranteed that everything will proceed precisely according to your plans, but rest assured that your odds of success are at an all time high. However, it is advised that you keep your loftiest enterprises to your most inner smoking circle. It is with these people that you will be best able to be open with and collaborate on expanding your new ideas. Bring out those blossoming, sativa-dominant strains and let the creativity continue to flow.

In contrast, when it comes to the work sphere, it may be advised to stick to methods that have already been proven to produce results. While in personal and home life, you could benefit from thinking outside the box, at work it will be best to approach difficult tasks with tools that have been used before. It is recommended that we leave our smoking tools in their safe place, at home. Communication will be key to achieving the workplace goals, and any additional cannabis inspired confusion will only prolong your success.

It has been said before that, ‘teamwork will make the dream work,’ Stoner Scorpio. This September, this will be good advice to follow. While those nearest to you may look to you for guidance, it will be very important that you listen to the ideas that you are offered–especially if you and your partners in chronic are pursuing a common goal. The universe is sending good vibes and optimistic circumstances in your direction. As long as you are able to remain grounded while being surrounded by such good fortune, you and your closest buds will be sure to harvest the very substantial benefits.

Taurus September 2017

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Stoner Taurus, the first fall period will bring a conflict between emotion and logic. A clear line will be drawn between choice and fate. This is not a negative message of gloom for September stoner Taurus, but helpful words about the difference between your work and personal lives. These two aspects of your journey will be clearly separated in September.

On the work front, this aspect of life will be like a “choose your own adventure” story. So many opportunities and possibilities will unfold in front of you, that it may seem confusing at times which direction to take. Stoner Taurus, this is where logic and contemplative analysis must take precedence before you rush into any decisions. The largest concern in this stage is being overwhelmed and avoiding any decision. Inaction can be more dangerous than making the wrong choice.

On the romantic front, this aspect of life will be more ambiguous. Logic and contemplation will give way to emotion in matters of love. This may seem natural or obvious, but the key to the September time period will be to allow your emotion and feelings to drive your desires. Even with a logical conclusion and tact, fate will dominate the stoner Taurus in matters of love in the first fall time period. Thus, guttural instinct and emotion could be your guiding light.

I am not finding any direct advice and inspiration regarding the sacred herb or meditative smoke sessions for you this month stoner Taurus. Each individual is unique and the way you interact with the sacred herb is very personal. Due to the duality of your planetary alignment, you must decide which aspect of your life could benefit the most from meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb. Will it help you with choice and analysis or will it help you with emotion and relinquishing control? Perhaps September will be a great time for a tolerance break. You know yourself, act accordingly.

Virgo September 2017

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Stoner Virgo, inhale, breathe, and let it be. Mercury retrograde is now behind you, and the month of September promises far less intrigue and uncertainty. How did you do during the challenging cosmic time period of August? Some stoner Virgos discovered no matter how much logical capital focused toward the Mercury retrograde, the magic of the universe and our human planetary connection cannot be broken. But alas survival was assured, and you can continue your astronautical adventure on Earth untethered to the dreaded Mercury retrograde.

Early in the month of September, take the restrictive reigns off your cannabis pipe stoner Virgo. Make plans to set time aside for a deep healing meditative smoke session. Take time to focus on your body and emotional stability. A wonderfully peaceful yoga session with the sacred herb can cleanse the body and soul. Be sure to bring plenty of water for this detoxifying smoke session. For those stoner Virgo’s not hip with yoga, please understand that calm secluded stretching is all we are discussing. All stoner Virgos deserve this personal time of rest and contemplation after the August time period.

It’s time to get back on track stoner Virgo. There will be no particular planetary influence in the September time period. However, this stagnant condition may seem like a blessing from the universe after the cosmically chaotic month of August. Now is the time to focus on yourself. Find your confidence in decision making once again. Ambitious expectations should be tempered during this time period as healing and stability should be the goal. Areas of love and work will all fall under the same influence. Attentive, assertive, and positive decision making is the key to regaining your virginal mojo after the ravaging of Mercury.

Sagittarius September 2017

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What is it that you want to achieve this month, Stoner Sagittarius? Whatever you might want to pursue, be sure that you chase after it, as you will be certain to accomplish the goals that you have set before you. And, be reassured, your success will not be by accident. While some perceive those who partake of the sacred herb as, ‘lazy stoners,’ you will have the opportunity to demonstrate otherwise. One might say, however, that you are on a next level grind. As long as you pencil in time dedicated to burning one down, you will be more than ready to keep up a very busy calendar.

Whether your approach is to tackle tasks one at a time, or whether you prefer to move around between multiple projects, you will get everything done if you maintain an upbeat momentum. When at work, you may benefit by pursuing your passions. That is to say, it will be okay if you focus on the to-dos that you are most interested in first. By beginning with those tasks that most intrigue and inspire, you can build up your energies for later undertakings that you might not have originally been as excited about, but will later seem less daunting.

While the hours of sunlight shorten and as summer dwindles, you may be surprised to find that your closest relationships will flourish and experience unexpected growth. Regardless of whether you are a Stoner Sag rolling solo, or have found your soulmate or particular partner, your interpersonal connections will prosper. Use this time of fortune for building the foundation for future prosperity. Some say that stoners are prone to forgetting…well, this month, pack a bowl and pass it around. You will be certain to create positive memories that will be remembered for a long time to come.

Gemini September 2017

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Stoner Gemini the first month of fall will be an exciting time for you. Blessings from the cosmos will be quite supportive on all levels. You will only be bound by your own vision and limitations. Creativity and action will be rewarded with assured success and impact.

Be bold stoner Gemini! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self belief and internal confidence. Are you familiar with The Secret stoner Gemini? To an extreme this philosophy is a complete farce, but the base elements are key to your success in the September time period. What do you visualize for yourself? Your life path is yours alone to walk, but it is also yours alone to curate. Celestial support is on your side in September. All possibilities that you can imagine are possible for you to manifest stoner Gemini. All grand visions require work and attention, but creativity and self belief are the foundation of a great adventure. Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help draw these internal ambitions and aspirations out, but action and resolve will be required to fully manifest your dreams.

Action! Yes, you have the celestial support to achieve your dreams, but this manifestation will not become actualization without hard work and consistent effort. Stoner Gemini, you must take the resolution of self belief and internal confidence and apply it to the physical world. Your mantra in the September time period should be #CantStopWontStop.

You will find that positive action will have positive impact in all spheres of life. The work and creative sphere will garner the most attention, but you will find this renewed self belief and internal confidence will impact your cannabis companions and loved ones as well. Do not shrink from a challenge or pivotal decision. With creativity, integrity, honesty, and hard work you will be able to mold your life into the form you desire.

Capricorn September 2017

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Stoner Capricorn the September time period promises to be a bright, energetic, and complicated adventure. Celestial benefactors will bring a warm breeze of energy and charisma to the stoner Capricorn in the first fall month. This supportive condition will open doors and opportunities rarely available to the stoner Capricorn.

Early in September you will feel the support of the cosmos. Meditative smoke sessions should match this gift from the universe. Leave the Indica species of the sacred herb in the stash jar. Couch lock and deep meditative dives could derail celestial blessings in September. Light meditative smoke sessions with the Sativa species of the sacred herb will match the light airy warm breeze of the planetary support.

On the work front stoner Capricorn, do not expect magic and fortune. The energetic celestial support will aid in task mastery. Avoid large investments and impactful pivot points. Work may not be exciting this month stoner Capricorn, but you can get a lot done.

Get out the tissues! It is in the area of emotion where you will see the largest impact in the first fall time period. Long standing conflicts with cannabis companions and loved ones have the potential for resolution. However, this is where the celestial support and hard work will be required. Communication and participation in matters of conflict and the heart will lead you down the path of resolution. Remember stoner Capricorn, communication has two elements: Listening and Speaking. You will find these touchy old scabs can heal with effort and understanding.

Aquarius September 2017

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This September, Stoner Aquarius, you will be readily equipped to tighten up any loose ends that you may be dealing with. You have much business to finalize, however, you will have all the resources necessary to get everything done. Just remember that the difference between success and failure will be up to you. As the seasons transition, you will have the responsibility to make the most of what you’ve got. As they say: recycle, reduce, reuse. Maybe you have some unfinished roaches, or half-finished bowls that can be transformed into something completely new. Whether it is a leftover bowl that needs to be finished, or simply the final touches on that big project that you need to finish up, this is the time to get it done.

Sometimes, we are able to get high with a little help from our friends. During September, you will be that friend who is able to help. It may be coworkers who are not able to see the missing piece of the puzzle to finish that difficult task at work. It may be a close friend who just can’t seem to see the bigger picture. But, with a little help from you, inspired by your favorite cannabis strain, your combined creative energies will be able to get the job done. However, it is not advised that you, or your peers, look strictly for the quick fix. The best use of your efforts will be to solve the problems at hand, but to look further down the road at the long run.

While there will certainly be winds-of-change surrounding you, Stoner Aquarius, you will do best if you are able to stay grounded. Instead of pursuing the highest points, you will encounter more substantial results if you are able to stay grounded. Keep to the Indica varieties of our favorite herb and you will be able maintain a consistent, solid foundation, for when those nearest to you might need a hand to hold onto.

Aquarius August 2017

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During this month of August, Stoner Aquarius, it will be best advised to invest your energies into the long term. Avoid unnecessary distractions, as these will only slow you down, or divert you from your original goals. It may not be a bad idea to look into acquiring some nice sticky sativas, as you will be embarking upon multiple spiritual endeavors this month, and the boosts in creativity could be helpful. The old adage, of “sharing is caring,” will be additionally important during this time. While you may feel like you are ready to take on the world, be certain to not turn down a helping hand when it is offered.

Your creativity will be a focal point during this time, as ingenuitive approaches to unexpected problems will help to smooth out results and avoid unnecessary disagreements at work. You may come to find that you are experiencing new found passions in your career life. Embrace these feelings stoner Aquarius. While they may seem foreign initially, the long term payoff will be more than worth it. If you are able to keep your professional work and your smoking work distinctly separate, then ultimately, success is a sure bet.

As summer comes to a close, you will notice a significant expansion of your inner smoking circle. These new connections may arrive in the most unexpected of places, but it will be best to embrace these new opportunities to make new friends. While you are able to offer support to those who need it, don’t hesitate to ask for help when needed. Summer may be waning, but there is still ample opportunity to make the most of the sunshine left at hand.

Aries August 2017

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Stoner Aries, your ambitions this month will be noticeable to yourself and to those around you. You will be able to take full advantage of the good weather and long days that summer provides you. Perhaps you have new undertakings that you have been planning, and now is the time to implement them. Or, just as likely, you will see seeds that you planted earlier in the year begin to flourish and produce amazing results. This season of prosperity will only be improved by sharing your successes with friends and your peers. Others will look to you for advice and for guidance, so feel confident in your abilities to lead. When you are not making things happen, you should find your favorite piece, your favorite strain of that sacred herb, and head out to your favorite secluded smoke spot. If you bring along friends, keep your smoking circle limited to a few. It will be important that you make good use of your relaxation time. You will be busy with many projects, so you definitely want to rest and recharge when your schedule permits.

The workplace will provide you with the most opportunities to take charge and work with coworkers to pursue common goals. It is likely that you will have to utilize your creative thinking skills, but this is the kind of challenge that you excel at best. Your aura will be clearly visible to your peers at work. Your collaborations together are sure to create lasting results and will help to move the company into new territories and towards new accomplishments. While you are making good use of your energies, it is recommended to keep pipe time separate from productive times. A clear head will only better ensure that you are able to give full focus to the tasks before you and provide the best chances of success.

With those nearest to you, Stoner Aries, just do your best to be present and to be yourself. Your ability to help others should not limit your willingness to ask others for help when needed. Just like at work, working together with your partner will only advance your relationship for the better. With such a strong support system at work and at home, this month, the sky really will be the limit, so do not be afraid to dream big.

Cancer August 2017

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Opportunity knocks in August stoner Cancer. Growth in matters of the heart and spirituality are likely during the final summer month. However, there will be little control you can place on these opportunities. August will be like a picturesque train ride through the country. You could sleep and miss the splendor or look intently at the magical creations of the universe. Don’t be afraid to take a deep dive into meditative smoke sessions during August stoner Cancer. You must be in tune with your third eye to reap the rewards of the cosmic gift placed before you. Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Turn your third eye inward stoner Cancer, and see yourself. I call this introspection without intent. You are not trying to fix, adjust, or analyze anything about yourself. Witness your human and spiritual growth in real time and truly see the perception of your reality. Don’t shy away from what you see. With this insight you will be able to take the steps to nurture growth in the way you want to shape your life.

Are you passionate about your work stoner Cancer? If not you may be out of tune with your universal wave length. You must find time for your true passion to regain balance and harmony. If you are in love with what you do in the workplace, then everybody better get on board. Your efficiency and productivity will be supercharged in the final summer month. Nothing will impede your momentum.

August could be a month where love is in flux. It is most important to value yourself fully at this time. Tough decisions, or even sudden passionate decisions, are more easily decided when you are in balance with yourself and your surroundings. Cannabis companions and loved ones can’t help you with these matters that are so personal to you. Witness yourself and follow the guidance of your third eye. Flux and change can be positive for the growth of a beautiful butterfly.

Capricorn August 2017

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Stoner Capricorn you may seem like a passenger in the month of August. Watching life unfold without universal blessings to impact your surroundings. This may be your fate, so it will be up to you to make the best of this situation. There is no strain or species of the sacred herb that is recommended or warned against. The one requirement is to use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand the cosmic winds swirling around you while you hold stagnant in the calm center.

Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Capricorn. Meditative smoke sessions should focus more on internal strength than outward progress. Current universal struggles cannot be solved with proactive initiative. This is a time period to allow situations to develop and possibly allow problems to solve themselves. August is a great time to turn your third eye gaze inward towards yourself. What can you do to improve yourself? Your body, mind, and spirit need attention to maintain the quality of life you desire. Perhaps there are dietary changes you have been contemplating. Maybe now is the time to get back on that work out schedule. Yoga and stretching are wonderful tools to aid the body and spirit. Now is the time to find positive tasks to influence yourself stoner Capricorn.

Trust will be required in the August time period. Not trust in others, but trust in yourself and your own intuition. As you see the world unfold in front of you, all the clues and signs will be there to make the best decision for your life path. My vision implores you to go with the flow of the cosmos, but this does not mean to turn a blind eye at the situations developing. Understanding a problem sometimes can be all that is needed to solve it. Sometimes the deepest blessings in life come at you instead of from you.

Gemini August 2017

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Gemini August 2017







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Stoner Gemini the final summer month could bring moments and decisions that will affect your life path. You can say yeah duh like every day or month brings these opportunities. However stoner Gemini, there is a weight and gravity to August that is out of the norm.

All celestial signs point to a pivot near the middle of August. You should think of the beginning of August as preparation for a big event. Seek clarity and balance with the wavelength you are currently riding. Meditate with the sacred herb. The species or strain will not hold a significant impact stoner Gemini. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and confidence. Only your third eye can guide you in the right direction, but you must listen to your spiritual guidance to place yourself in a position of success for the large event. A specific area of concern that comes to me is your diet stoner Gemini. Self improvement and true health comes from three pillars: Body, Mind, and Spirit.

I know, I can hear you now: “What is this big event!?!?” The truth is stoner Gemini that the big event could be more than one actual pivot point. In your workplace, are you truly happy and fulfilled? Has there been a side project or an idea that you have been desirous to begin or propose? August presents the right time to take a leap with your creative adventure. Fortune favors the bold stoner Gemini.

Perhaps even more significant than any creative adventure you may unleash upon the terrestrial plane is the opportunity for love and companionship. Yes, single Gemini’s there is someone riding that same wavelength, and the opportunity to meet them in August is high. Gemini’s that are not single, please understand that love and companionship are still possibilities for you as well. Great friends and cannabis companions can enhance life as much as a soul mate or life partner. All Gemini’s will be attractive to your fellow cosmic astronauts, especially if you believe it to be so.

Leo August 2017

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Leo August 2017







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Stoner Leo, your time has come. The August time period will be an opportunity to solidify and build upon all the work you have put in up to this point. Yes, that is a pretty heavy statement, but all the opportunities of August build from everything you are good at and that comes naturally to you.

Stoner Leo the lion, picture yourself with a shining golden mane standing on top of the mountain. A positive self image is key to fulfilling your destiny. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on internal strength and self belief. There are no insecure lions leading the pride. And yes, stoner Leo, leading your cannabis companions is what you must do. Energy and confidence can be channelled with the sativa species of the sacred herb. Avoid any nervy or lethargic strains of the indica species for the month of August. The cosmos requires a bright eyed and bushy tailed Leo the lion to lead the masses to greener pastures.

Leadership through positivity and happiness will be how you impact your pride. Cannabis companions and fellow cosmic travelers will look to you for inspiration and guidance in their own path. This leadership and positive influence is your calling stoner Leo. The August time period will bring clear moments of enjoyment and fulfillment as you realize the strength within yourself. Now is not the time to get bogged down with simple or silly obstacles. Avoid arguing about minutiae; after all, you have a higher calling you are working towards this month.

True companionship can be found in August stoner Leo. Are you willing to give yourself fully? So often you hide your inner self for the greater good, but there are worthwhile cannabis companions capable of holding your giant heart. There will be moments of opportunity for you to open yourself up to the right person. True spiritual awareness requires a shared perspective with fellow humans.

Libra August 2017

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Libra August 2017







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Do you hear that buzzing sound stoner Libra? Perhaps it is more of a hum or a zing. Hear it? It’s you! August will be a time of boundless energy for the stoner Libra. New experiences and relationships will all be expected in the August time period. The universe has blessed you with a positive adventure. The only thing that can hold you back is complacency and negativity.

Get out! It’s festival season. Snatch up some tickets and make your plans. August is the time to get out and seek new experiences and meet fellow cosmic travelers. If a music festival just isn’t a possibility, then find other options that puts you in a celebratory position with your cannabis companions. Deep meditative dives with the sacred herb are not required in August. Be yourself and enjoy the sacred herb without deep internal thought. There will be plenty of opportunities to discuss life, the universe, and everything with new and old cannabis companions. Avoid indoor couch lock stoner Libra. All of the positive cosmic vibes I feel for you in August involve crowds, celebration, and the outdoors.

Your age or gender does not matter. These words are not just for a young single college student. Do not dismiss this opportunity. August is the time for something different than your normal path. Amazing experiences and people will unveil themselves when you try something new and put yourself out into the cosmic wave of humanity.

Specifically the 7th of August will be a catalytic time marker for the stoner Libra. The full moon will be out. Libras will feel like a tuning fork for wavelengths & energies flowing throughout the cosmos and our terrestrial plane. These omens of fun and companionship underlie a deeper current of knowledge and understanding that is possible in the August time period. This could be a significant moment in your life as far as understanding your place in the cosmos and your relation to your fellow humans. Whoa, deep dude. Good luck.

Pisces August 2017

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Stoner Pisces, this August you will have the means and opportunities to explore some of your more creative sides. Perhaps your hobbies have taken a backseat to the daily grind. Or, maybe there is a new creative outlet that you’ve been interested in pursuing that you’ve not had the time for. With the longer days of summer, you will have more than enough daylight and energies to explore new endeavors. The best advice for the waning summer months will be to pursue your passions. Whether there is a trail you’ve been waiting to explore, or a hidden smoke spot that you need to cristen by smoking a fresh green bowl, your next adventure is waiting. If you have been putting off these explorations, make the time, the rewards will be worth it.

This month, work will be as productive as you make it. While there may not be a long list of to-dos or tasks demanded by your work, you will have the opportunity to pursue the projects that you want to. You will only be as busy as you want to be. It is likely that you encounter some opposition in the workplace, but as long as you remember to use your words, you and your peers will arrive at common grounds. This newly achieved cooperation will only set you and your coworkers up for greater successes and allow everyone to get more accomplished. You may even find that when the work is done that you former adversaries have turned into some of your closest smoke buddies.

The best advice, Stone Pisces, will be to keep moving. Your new acquaintances will soon become close friends and your optimism is contagious and will inspire those around you to join you on your adventures. But, don’t move so quickly that you ignore the beauty around you. Find a sweet cerebral sativa to share with your cannabis companions that will help to enhance your own inspirations. If you are able to maintain this momentum and enthusiasm, you are sure to look back on an unforgettable summer.

Sagittarius August 2017

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Some believe that those who smoke are lazy or simply slackers. Your momentum and accomplishments this month, Stoner Sagittarius, will be substantial evidence showing that this stereotype is not always proven to be true. In fact, you will find yourself at a sprinter’s pace, overcoming hurdles and obstacles at an impressive pace. While this will be a positive attribute in the workplace, be careful not to run too quickly through the pleasantries in life. During the brief months of summer, be sure to follow through with plans that may have been established in previous months. Whether it’s a hike on a new trail, a cannabis infused dinner party with friends, or that yearly getaway where you can focus on relaxing with some of our favorite herb.

It will be important to allow your downtime to be all that you need it to be, and to keep this time separate from work spaces. Seeds that you planted long ago, will be ripening and you will experience the great harvest of your labors. You will be much too busy turning those plans into actions and actions into results to allow yourself to become distracted. If you are able to stay focused when you’re in work-mode, you will enjoy the best of both worlds: solid work accomplishments in the day, and successful smoke sessions during the evening hours.

Be sure to give credit where credit is due, Stoner Sagittarius. All of the success you encounter, while a direct result of your hard work, was not achieved without the help and support of those around you. But, the benefits go both ways. While you have had help accomplishing your dreams, you have been equally helpful to close friends and family. This month, it will not be a bad investment to expand your smoking circle. New friends and faces means new minds to help pursue roads yet to be explored. So, get out there and explore Stoner Sag, new opportunities and people are waiting for optimistic influence.

Scorpio August 2017

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Stoner Scorpio, you may already find yourself feeling a little more spacey than usual. Since you will need little help feeling an altered state of mind, it may be wise to avoid the more cerebral sativas this month. Your best bet may be to find a nice earthy indica, great in flavor, but that will help to keep you grounded during uncertain times. You should not fear this uncertainty, however, as this period in your life does not explicitly contain changes for the worse. It simply means that you should prepare yourself for things to look and feel differently. If you are able to find and hold onto your center, you will be better equipped to embrace all that is new, and find the upside in everything.

One area you are sure to find peace is in the workplace. While peaceful doesn’t necessarily mean slow or uneventful, it is in your work that you will find your groove. Although you may find yourself this month with more questions than answers, be confident that the projects you accomplish this month will be long lasting. Keep your goals in plain view, that is, try to keep separate your herbal/homelife and tasks required for your job. By leaving the pipe at home, you will be able to maintain a clear focus on the finish line, which will give you an advantage over your competitors.

The home front, Stoner Scorpio, will feel no less abrasive, at least at first. But, remember, that ultimately, you control the outcome. There shouldn’t be any direct conflicts with those near to you. However, behind the scenes, there may be disagreements that are not immediately noticed. These may be as simple as deciding what kind of pizza toppings to order, or more substantially where the family will vacation this year. Instead of ill-will, first try to pass the pipe, or a calming cannabis cigarette. All parties involved mean well, but may have trouble hearing input from others. As long as everyone is able to keep their mind and ears open, unnecessary arguments should be easily avoided.

Taurus August 2017

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Stoner Taurus, selfishness is an ugly trait, but it can be a requirement in certain circumstances. In the final summer month, the planetary alignment has opened a window in which the bull must grab selfishness by the horns. Now is not the time to fix the ails of others or become preoccupied with the whims of a cannabis companion. Before you can help others stoner Taurus, you must heal yourself.

Before the moon is full on the 7th of August, inhale the finest green of the sacred herb and look inward. This meditative smoke session must be more of a medicated smoke session. You have been hiding deep desires and passions that can transform your inner growth and spirituality. Take time to be selfish and focus all of your attention on what can heal you. The flesh is your astronautical cosmic space suit. Your personal vehicle needs attention and maintenance. August is the perfect time to reshape and enhance the vessel that propels you through the terrestrial plane.

The month of August is an opportunity to draw out that passionate project you have been neglecting. Creativity and art can heal the soul and uplift the spirit. Unfortunately your cannabis companions and loved ones cannot help you with this task. Your body and spirit need nurturing, and the only fertilizer available comes from within you. This untapped creativity can come in many forms in August stoner Taurus. Perhaps there is an untapped idea or venture that is related to work, but can become your own side project. You have always wanted to work on this project, but the realities of life have held your inspirations back.

August also brings an expansive time for the stoner Taurus. With a focus on your inner self, fellow cannabis companions will seek the protections of the Taurus bull. Your smoke circle will grow without effort. But heed my words stoner Taurus, internal focus is no excuse for poor manners. Never pass a cached bowl.

Virgo August 2017

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Stoner Virgo stop! Listen to “Also sprach Zarathustra” from “2001: A Space Odyssey.” This should give you the impact and necessary tone for your August reading. You see stoner Virgo, Mercury is in retrograde for you in the August time period. Perhaps a meditative smoke session with the sacred herb should take place during this reading. You see, August will present a sort of choose-your-own-adventure stoner Virgo.

Please adjust your seat into a full and upright position. Your flesh spacecraft is about to experience turbulence. Mercury retrograde will jam all communication devices. No new adventures should originate during this time period. Be alert and aware during the final summer month. Murphy is clearly in charge and you have no control. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

OR stoner Virgo. You can choose the adventure based in logic and reason. You see Mercury in retrograde may be a myth or a pseudoscience built on illogical coincidence and anecdotal experience. Mercury doesn’t ever move backwards! This retrograde term is based entirely on perception. Mercury’s orbit is smaller than Earth’s. And when it speeds passed Earth, it only appears to move backward. This happens about four times a year, and it is occurring now during your sign. I figured a nice logical explanation would be the perfect joint for you to smoke stoner Virgo. When you hear about the dreaded retrograde and your impending doom, please smoke about it and forget about it.

To be on the safe side, or a little paranoid, you should retrace your steps for the year. Toke time to analyze what got you to this point and where you are headed. You will find appreciation in triumphs and potentially discover missed opportunities that propelled you to this point in your astrological timeline. Avoid starting new projects, but begin planning your steps after Mercury has safely passed into another sign’s influence.

Leo July 2017

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Stoner Leo, cosmic rays of July will rain down on you with a wonderful ease. Obstacles, road blocks, and drama will run off you like that hot summer splash of mountain lake water. With attention and desire all obstacles will fall away at work offering an opportunity for expansion of influence and monetary success. The Sun’s dominant position predicts movement and action for the stoner Leo. With planetary support this action will undoubtedly be positive. This cosmic fortune will not be luck stoner Leo. Adaptability, awareness, and confidence will guide you as road markers and signposts along the journey.

There is a word that comes to me for the stoner Virgo for July: Bubbly. Do you own a bubbler? With a positive mantra and confidence at your core, there is no guidance or recommendation for a strain or species of the sacred herb in July. The sacred herb will prove to be a significant participant along your second summer month adventure. Open yourself up stoner Leo; remember that you are the sign of the lion. With logic, solid decision making, and reasonable expectations, you should flow through smoke circles with ease. July is the time to collect fellow cannabis companions. There are many creative journeys to come on this cosmic roller coaster, and it is better road with fellow cosmonauts. Whether at campfires, festivals, or smoke spots, you are sure to encounter like minded cannabis companions.

A word of warning for the second summer month. You cannot allow yourself to fall into couch lock and miss the world around you. Be alert and ready for opportunities. Quick changes in direction will be required to take advantage of opportunities. Only an attentive and diligent stoner Leo will be able to seize the full potential of the July moment. Remember, adaptability, awareness, and confidence will guide you to your glory stoner Leo.

Pisces July 2017

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During the ever warming month of July, Stoner Pisces, it will be greatly important that you invest the energies needed to keep yourself grounded. You can expect a lot of new experiences and encounters in both your home and work life. With this being the case, it could be quite easy to find your head in the clouds with not a care in the world. Whether it requires you to pick up the pipe less, or doing the opposite, that is, finding a strain that will promote better mental focus and increase meditations—you know best what approach will be needed.

It is recommended that you do spend some of these meditative sessions contemplating where to go next in the workplace. There will be plenty of opportunities to apply for that advancement, or work towards better wages. But, be wary of rushing towards these ends, if you’ve not given your endeavors proper planning you should not be surprised if the results are not what you had hoped. With that being said, Stoner Pisces, this is a cautionary tale, not a warning. As long as you apply your creative tendencies towards each task in front of you, you could very well be running the business in no time.

The personal realm is where you will need to be most attentive, Stoner Pisces. Those who already know you, understand that you are reliable, fun, and generous. But, it will be those persons that you newly meet that you should not neglect. If you are single, you may meet your new best bud. This could be a new significant other, or simply a new friend or partner in chronic. For, Stoner Pisces that already find themselves in relationships, just remember to be your charming self. Be confident, pack that bowl for two, and share those special moments with those whom you are fortunate to already have as part of your inner smoking circle.

Virgo July 2017

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Stoner Virgo July will be a positive time. Cosmic forces will shine down on you with a warmth like the summer sun. Are you clever enough to see all the rays within the star’s gaze? Impactful events are probable in July that will affect the remainder of the year. However, these “events” may be on another dimensional plane. Awareness stoner Virgo. To take full advantage of the opportunity ahead, you must be in tune with your third eye.

Think outside of your sphere, or bubble. Bob Marley famously said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” It’s not a smoke session without the meditation. Let’s not put a theme or a target on meditative smoke sessions in July. I have a feeling things will come quite naturally to you stoner Virgo. When you are high in the clouds you can see everything on the terrestrial platform, even yourself. July could offer consequential understanding key to long term success. Whatever success means, whether monetarily or with regards to a relationship, and even great conscious understanding; Let your third eye guide you.

Action will be required to take advantage of opportunities that come your way in July. Stay close to your trusted cannabis companions. Their help will solve obstacles that present themselves. Reluctance or complacency will be the only enemy for the stoner Virgo in July. DO NOT rely on the opinion or hand out from a casual smoke circle acquaintance. Their reliability may be like fools gold. Just remember stoner Virgo, you can see and solve all problems in July.

Love, passion, and human connection are in store for the single stoner Virgo. Yes, that adventurous side may come out in the second summer month. Embrace those quirks, after all didn’t they get you this far? Just remember as soon as you become too cool the universe will manifest a quick cold.

Cancer July 2017

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Stoner Cancer, as we progress through the summer months, you will be in no short supply of opportunities for growth in most aspects of life. Perhaps you have been contemplating taking up a new hobby. Maybe you’ve never gotten around to learning how to roll one up. Or, maybe you want to venture into culinary experiments in the kitchen. And, even better, you could combine the two and try your hand at cooking with cannabis. Whatever your interests are, this July is the time for new undertakings. If you find yourself encountering obstacles that seem too much to handle, remember that you are surrounded by loved ones that will be more than glad to help in whatever way they can. If you are able to use the buddy system, you and your friends will prove to be an unstoppable team.

Your ability to see the bigger picture, Stoner Cancer, will prove to be your greatest asset in the workplace. The fact that you are able to look at what will come next will only inspire you to give your all to the tasks immediately in front of you. As long as you are able to leave the pipe at home and maintain a clear head when at work, you are likely to advance to a higher position and to be entrusted with more responsibilities. You may even discover that you are accomplishing your to-dos with a noticeable ease. If you find that work is not proving to be enough of a mental challenge, use your energies to channel change.

This July, Stoner Cancer, will present you with ample opportunity to extend your inner smoking circle, if you wish. Whether you are single or already have a certain cannabis companion, you will encounter new faces and potential friends. Just like at work, these longer days will be best suited for big thinking. While flying solo may not satisfy this need for accomplishing great things, if you those that are down to ride (or roll) with you, the level of accomplishment will only be magnified. So, as a group, figure out what wants to be done. Together, you are guaranteed to make it to your final destination.

Taurus July 2017

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Stoner Taurus, you may have to control your excitement for the month of July. The sun is out and electricity will be flowing through your body, the air, and the Earth as if you are a part of one big ZING. You will have good reason to channel this universal kismet. The current planetary alignment will broaden expectations and horizons for the stoner Taurian. Early in the month take time to meditate with the sacred herb. The species and strain is of no consequence, but it will be imperative to balance your emotional subconscious. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should provide a calm understanding to the electric nature of forces around you. As long as you are truthful and empathetic to your fellow cosmic travelers, the second summer month should provide many blessings.

Achievements are close at hand in July stoner Taurus. Whether you seek monetary gain or project completion, it is all possible in the second summer month. This success will not be easily garnered from selfish or lone efforts. Seeking the advice, help, and work from others will greatly improve the likelihood of success. Clear communication isn’t just speaking your perspective, it is also understanding the perspective of others. With solid communication and team building, you will become a work dynamo in July stoner Taurus.

Romance and companionship will be under the complete control of the stoner Taurus in July. That’s not to say you will be in complete control, but you will be the master of your own reward … or demise. Understanding your desires will be the lock. Emotional balance will be the key. Look deep within yourself stoner Taurus. What do you want from your cannabis companions and loved ones? Use the sacred herb as a catalyst to seek understanding deep within yourself, the information is there. Once you truly understand your internal desires, it will be key to maintain an emotional balance to achieve those desires. Don’t rush to judgement, and certainly do not jump without looking stoner Taurus.

Aquarius July 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, you may find yourself this month with an unexpected feeling of disbelief. But, don’t worry, what you are actually experiencing is amazement at a new found peace you will discover. While at first you may not know exactly how to handle this blessing, the best advice will be to embrace it. Although it will be important to take advantage of this stage in life, it will be equally necessary to stay grounded. While others might pack a bowl or roll one up to escape for a while, you will find that the sacred herb will help remind you of your immediate surroundings. If you are able to find a balance between this time of bliss, and handling business, you can expect to experience success in all of your undertakings.

Whether you have recently started a new job, or you have been in your current career for some time, you should expect an increased confidence in your abilities to accomplish tasks before you. As you become more and more familiar with what is expected from you at work, you will show the higher-ups that your competence should not be question. Seek out and find that sweet smoking sativa, Stoner Aquarius. This will be precisely the lift you will need to keep you in the zone and clearly focused on your goals.

Towards the end of the month, Stoner Aquarius, you might feel yourself slowing down or running out of energy. You do not have to worry about this because your accomplishments will be many and noticeable. And, the good news is that you will have the support of your closest buds. If you find that your mood is lower than you want, know that you can make it higher with a little help from your friends. Whether it’s help finishing a do-it-yourself project, or help finishing a freshly packed bowl, be confident that your loved ones will have your back. Collectively, you and yours will be more than able to conquer all the wonderful surprises summer has in store.

Scorpio July 2017

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Smokin’ Stoner Scorpio, some aspects that occur this month, may at first appear to be quite overwhelming. This in no way will be the case as long as you are able to focus and direct your efforts towards undertakings that you know will have more successful outcomes. This is not to be interpreted as taking the easy route, but rather being selected in how we invest our valuable resources. It will be important to use the sacred herb as a catalyst, not a crutch. Our favorite plant should not be used as an escape this month, otherwise summer will pass in a blur. Rather, use it during strategic moments when we know that we experience the most relaxing and rejuvenating results.

What will be most important this July, Stoner Scorpio, is that you do what you can to stick to the plan. It would be of little help to decide how best to invest your time, then allow yourself to become distracted by frivolous tasks. But, with your strong-willed nature, this should not be the likely case. While conflicts or obstacles may occur, remember that you have your peace pipe to help you to stay grounded. This shouldn’t be translated to “smoke ’em if you gott’em,” rather the simple reminder that when it is needed, you can find solace in a refreshing bowl of that comforting cannabis. Otherwise, if you are able to collaborate with your colleagues in the workplace, you should expect to encounter great progress within the company.

The least challenging facet of life this month, Stoner Scorpio, will be on the home front. As long you understand that loved ones and friends like you for you, there will be little need to put on a show. While you may know what is best for the group, remember to listen to those nearest. Although you might have the best idea for how to proceed, you don’t want to miss out on others’ perspective contributions. When it comes to family time, don’t rush. Make time to roll one up and let it slow burn. The days are the longest they will be all year–don’t cut this time short by being in too much of a hurry.

Libra July 2017

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Hurray! Celestial forces have gathered to rally on behalf of the stoner Libra in the second summer month. This does not mean that you can sail through July with reckless abandon. Universal forces are on your side, but they will not actively clear a safe path. Meditative smoke sessions for the stoner Libra should focus on positivity and responsibility. Belief in yourself and accepting the blessings of the universe may seem like a simple concept, but it is something we all struggle with. Often our success comes from the situations we place ourselves in, not from fortune from the gods. Thus, positive mantras outward and self belief inward is where the magic of success manifests itself.

Responsibility in action will set up all of the success for the stoner Libra in July. Now is not the time to push the laws of physics or the laws of the land. It would be wise to measure your exuberance of the moment so as to make it to the next moment safely and without harm. Each stoner Libra is unique, and must take this message into account for their own situation.

Think and act with positivity stoner Libra. The second summer month will be a busy time. With a positive mood and spirit, fun can be found in any activity or place. When negativity creeps into your sphere, smoke about it and forget about it. Deflecting negativity, whether internal or external, is the key to avoiding drama and enjoying the outdoor activities of the summer months. New cannabis companions await out in the summer sun. There will be endless opportunities and options to enjoy July in the way you want.

Sagittarius July 2017

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Stoner Sagittarius, in order for you to most enjoy the times of peace during the month of July, to truly soak up that freshly ground green goodness, it will be important that you keep up your metaphorical grind. By working hard, even when you think the problem is small or insignificant, you will be able to accomplish any task that comes your way. And when all the work is done, you will find yourself completely open to bask in all the magic that summer brings your way. Just be cautious to not spend too much time obsessing over the job at hand. Remember that the more energy spent on thinking about the problem, is less time invested actually working towards the solution.

You will build upon a substantial momentum, Stoner Sagittarius, the secret to success at work will be to keep this forward motion moving and to not slow down. Your peers will likely seek your advice or assistance on projects that may be stalled. Be confident in your abilities and let your efforts speak for themselves. If you are able to keep up the pace through the first half of the month, you will be able to plant the seeds that will flourish in later weeks. Just try to avoid spending too much time on any one task. If you are not immediately able to solve the puzzle, direct your efforts elsewhere until you can see how the pieces go together.

Because of all the movements you will make in the workplace, remember to use your personal time at home, to relax and recharge your batteries. Your closest cannabis companions will be there to remind you to slow it down, when time permits. And, those near to your heart will only help you to pursue your passions and keep you focused on getting the most out of your time together. Seize the summer, Stoner Sagittarius, and you will ensure that you will not be disappointed with adventures you encounter.

Gemini July 2017

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Stoner Gemini the month of July offers a soothing break from the intense rapid fire nature of life. But can you guide a ship with no wind? As nature and senses come to a calm equilibrium, are you ready to curate your own kinetic energy? The Indica Species of the sacred herb should be avoided in July. Sinking into the place down below during a calm in the storm will be sure to drown you stoner Gemini. The Sativa species will add a spark of inspiration and energy that will enhance meditative smoke sessions.

Take advantage of calm and cool waters in July stoner Gemini. A beautiful mosaic can be found often when nature is very still. Your life can be thought of in the same regard. Moments of calm can provide moments of clarity and definition. These moments can also pass you by stoner Gemini. The still waters hide a dangerous truth. There is no momentum pushing you in any direction. You are on your own stoner Gemini to create and generate the energy necessary to move forward.

Early in the month work might slap you on the face like a cold hand from a true friend. Your reaction and understanding of this unique situation will guide you through July. Breathe and let it be stoner Gemini. You will find your executive self within moments of action, and surely you will find the positive action.

Puff puff pass the conversation to your cannabis companion in the second summer month stoner Gemini. Hiding your heart and honest feelings only speaks to the insecurity behind your curtains. Sometimes we place internal insecurities on those around us. You don’t dislike that trait in them, you dislike it in you. True friendship and companionship has a foundation in honesty and availability.

Aries July 2017

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Aries July 2017







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You are likely to encounter more than a few unexpected to-dos on your task list this month, Stoner Aries. Whereas some signs might shy or shrink away from such surprises, you rush toward these obstacles and are excited by the challenge. While there are those who would try to avoid such obstacles, you look at the problem as an opportunity to flex your creative muscles. Just be sure to move too fast towards an obstacle–let the smoke clear up before you proceed or you will not have steady footing.

For you, it is never an issue to worry about when you reach your final destination, you know that you will get to where you are going. For you, it is about the journey Stoner Aries, and finding the most exciting path to follow. So, roll up that marijuana cigarette (for when you get to where you’re going), and then roll up your sleeves and get down to business. If you are not moving forward, it is simply because you are not approaching the issue from the right angle, so try a different route.

Remember, that it is peak season to enjoy the beautiful summer sun, Stoner Aries. With so many hours of daylight at your dispense, you may find yourself with the trouble of how to fill your calendar. But, even more than you enjoy celebrating your personal accomplishments, one of your favorite pastimes is helping others celebrate their successes and fortune. As long as you say “Yes” when someone invites you to join in the festivities, you will have a busy and fulfilling summer month. Your only responsibility, Stoner Aries, will be to keep the peace. Anytime there is a large gathering of people, there is the risk of conflict arising. Keep the pipe clean and at the ready, and maybe have handy a bit of mellowing marijuana. It is not a sure thing that there will be problems, but if there are, you will be ready with that herbal remedy to help cure any heartaches.

Capricorn July 2017

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Capricorn
Capricorn July 2017







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Stoner Capricorn, paint the sky with your desires in the second summer month. The world is your canvas and you are limitless with your interpretive style. There will be many intersections and divergent paths for you to directly influence the painting of your life. Instead of meditative smoke sessions, let’s call them creative smoke outs with the sacred herb in the July time period. Tapping into your soul and allowing a portal of communication will be key to guiding your creative spirit. Or will your spirit guide your you?

Internal confidence is the key stoner Capricorn. Don’t get down on yourself. Smoke about it and forget about it. Creative smoke outs should inspire self worth and confidence. Don’t allow negative Nancy’s into the smoke circle, even if it’s you.

You may notice during the month an opportunity for mentorship. A young person needs your guidance. Advice and protection that comes from nobility and prudence are sure to help those in need. You have something to offer those coming behind you.

In the workplace stoner Capricorns should watch out! Appreciation and kharmic kismet are one thing, but sparks and entwined wavelengths are another. This situation will be there for you to decide, but logic and caution should always be wielded with these matters. I cannot see whether this vision is related, but the possibility for advancement is likely in July for the stoner Capricorn. Those stuck in the gears of the economic mechanism will find an interesting opportunity for advancement.

A yellow light is flashing at the intersection stoner Capricorn. Dark desires can be merely decadent for some, and destabilizing for others.

SAGITTARIUS JUNE 2017

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During this first month of summer, Stoner Sagittarius, aim high because the sky is truly the limit. Your greatest aspirations will only be surpassed by your abilities to achieve those dreams. While you begin to gain speed, know that there are no signs showing that you will have to slow down anytime soon. Precisely because you can expect to be so busy, it will be important that you make sure the task in front of you is seen through to completion before moving on to future undertakings. The only time you will be moving at a slower pace, is when you are spending time planning your next epic adventure under the sun. If you do not already have one, it is recommended that you acquire a more travel size pipe. This will come in very handy as you never know when the opportunity for an outdoor smoke session will present itself.

With all the things you will accomplish through your own efforts, consider how much more can be done if you work as part of a team. Your coworkers and business relations will be there, ready to have your back when needed. Through collaboration and hard work, you and your team will find new solutions to problems that may have been lingering from past months. Don’t be afraid to get personal. Perhaps you have new members that have joined your workforce. Be sure to offer them a friendly welcome, as this will be the first steps in growing partnerships on which all parties can rely. And, the best part is that after the day is done, the comradery can continue over a cool drink and a freshly ground bowl.

Just like in the workplace, trust, will be an important theme for you this month Sag. Trusting that the decisions you make are the right ones, and trust that you will reach the goals you set. Similarly, loved ones and friends need to know that they are welcome to share in all your new experiences. Amidst all the excitement, there may come a time when you feel like there was something else you are supposed to do. Don’t feed this anxiety too much, wind down and roll one up when appropriate. If you encounter the feeling that you’re not moving forward, that is only because you are exactly where you are supposed to be, in the company of the people you are supposed to share it with.

PISCES JUNE 2017

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Pisces
PISCES JUNE 2017







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Stoner Pisces, there are some who say that we must decide to either, “Go big…or Go home.” Well this month you will not be forced to make such decisions, you will be able to do both. Or, as they say, “have your bud, and smoke it too.” This month will be as swell, or as sucky as you make it to be. While there is nothing predicting that all the stars will align perfectly, or that the sun has got your back, the reality is that no cosmic forces will be conspiring against you. Be sure to stay off the couch, if you will not be staying off the grass. Your accomplishments will be directly tied to your efforts that you put forth, so it will be best to find a more uplifting smoke for the first month of summer.

It is not always said, but specifically this June, it will be best to keep the pipe away from work, Pisces. That is to say, the pace that you set in your personal sphere will directly correspond and carry over into the workplace. Now is the best time to begin new undertakings. Whether it is a novel approach to an old problem, or finally sharing with your coworkers an idea that you’ve been thinking about for a while, do it now.

Perhaps the most exciting aspect for you during this transitional month, stoner Pisces, will be on the romantic front. If you currently already have a special someone with whom you can already share that special bowl of herb, you can breathe easy knowing that your connection with this person will only grow. But, don’t worry, if you are a single Pisces, your prospects will be no less satisfying. Your aura will be nearly tangible this month, and you will definitely capture the attention of potential romantic partners. Just be sure to not be full of yourself. Keep a bowl handy, as we all know that sharing is caring. Your smile and your kindness are sure to be noticed. From there, all you need to do is to be your genuine self, those near you will only benefit from being in your company.

ARIES JUNE 2017

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ARIES JUNE 2017







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Stoner Aries, the first month of summer is certain to be your time to shine. You will be able to overcome even the most unexpected problems that present themselves. Sativa strains will certainly be your best option when picking your favorite varieties of the sacred herb. This will only expand and enhance your already creative tendencies. A little help to boost your critical thinking skills will serve to provide that extra brain power, so that issues that do arise will prove to be of little concern.

Your most notable progress will definitely be in the workplace. You’ve planted and cultivated your efforts during the past months–now is the time you will see the maturation of your investments. Aries, you have the particular ability to identify the areas that most need improvement. As long as you avoid making these criticisms personal, you and your peers will experience noticeable improvements in job performance. Whether you’re on the clock, or on the couch, your mind can’t help but to think of the exciting new projects you’ll encounter at work. Your rest and relaxation time should be exactly that. Whether your favorite way to medicate is your water pipe, or you prefer a good old fashion, hand rolled herbal cigarette, make sure you are getting all that you can during your leisure time. By allowing your mind to wander while enjoying your free time, you will be able to focus your energy on tasks when it is required.

Regardless of whether or not your pipe is involved, you and your closest cannabis companions can expect a pleasant time of peace to begin your summer. The long days of sunshine will provide the perfect conditions to share your favorite smoke spots with those near to you. As long as you surround yourself with good bud, and good company, you are sure to create moments that are camera worthy. June will provide the perfect opportunity to pack your bag and hit the road. Although it’s only just begun, you should prepare yourself for a long season of discovery and good times.

AQUARIUS JUNE 2017

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AQUARIUS JUNE 2017







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Stoner Aquarius, just like the spring flowers blossoming beneath the summer sun, so will you too experience noticeable offshoots and new growth. These expansions of self may not always be in the area you would expect, but new undertakings and meeting new people is a guaranteed part of your future. Wherever your path leads, you will be able to maintain your relaxed, yet steady pace. That is to say, it will be nearly impossible to throw you off your groove, stoner Aquarius. While it is recommended that you take time to stop and smell the roses, maybe smoke some sacred flowers, don’t spend too much time with your head in the clouds.

Whether you are a self-employed Aquarian, or recently started in a new position, you will accomplish all of your endeavors. However, this depends on if you are able to look down the road to see the potential bumps ahead. Do this and you will quickly move from one task to the next, each being more easily accomplished and successful than that last. It will be important for you to do whatever it takes to keep the peace. Whether you are close enough with your coworkers to enjoy passing around the peace-pipe, or you maintain a more formal relationship, it will be up to you to keep the chaos at bay. As long as you are able to keep in good standing with your peers, you will be able to solve even the most unexpected challenges.

Since you will not need to worry about the realm of work, you will be able to invest most of your energies into the personal sphere. The best advice is to burn it slow, Stoner Aquarius. There will be many opportunities to enjoy some serious quality time with friends and family, so be sure that you are fully present during these moments. Keep your smoke circle small this month. This will mean everybody gets to enjoy a bit more of our favorite herb and you will know for sure that everyone in the squad will be down to ride. Although you may encounter many new faces along your travels, the most important focus should be the best buds you already have.

VIRGO JUNE 2017

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VIRGO JUNE 2017







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Stoner Virgo the sun is out and the first summer time period of June promises to have fortunate conclusions. However, these fortunate conclusions are not based upon luck or universal blessings, they will be based on diligence and action on your part. But wait, you must also learn to relax in this storm of action. Drop the hybrid strains stoner Virgo. The month of June will require meditative smoke sessions curated with surgical precision. For example, you will be required to be active and reactive to any problems and tasks that pop up. Sativa strains of the sacred herb will be best for the majority of your smoke sessions in June. However, burnout is a serious concern with the amount of activity you will face in the first summer month. Stoner Virgo, you must take time on occasion to allow yourself a deep meditative smoke session focused on relaxation and contemplation. A deep Indica strain of the sacred herb will be useful for this. Don’t think that you can do it all with a hybrid strain or neglect either portion of my recommendation. Balance will be required to see out the results of this active time period.

The June time period will be profitable for the stoner Virgo. But this profit may not be held until a future time period. The action of June should be thought of as a foundation for the future. This is the perfect time to establish yourself in the business world. Perhaps that passionate hobby can become a business. Perhaps that idea you have contemplated is ready to develop. All of this can only be answered inside of you stoner Virgo. However, it is very important to understand that luck is not your blessing, it is action alone that can take you to higher highs.

The sphere of love and companionship will be less active in June stoner Virgo. There will be a family conflict that must be resolved, but this will be in your ability. To avoid bitter celestial head winds, do not behave with condescension or snobbery with your fellow cosmic travelers.

TAURUS JUNE 2017

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Stoner Taurus the month of June is potentially dangerous. I do not see an impending wave crashing down enveloping your life like a tsunami, but it will be best to stand at attention from the beginning of June to the very end. You must demonstrate your cannabis etiquette in June stoner Taurus. Manners and unwritten rules must be followed with your cannabis companions. Mind your manners in the smoke circle. Don’t jump the line or pass a cashed bowl. Take this principle to your daily life and everything should work out well in the first summer month.

Stoner Taurus should be most on guard in the workplace. For the most part work will be profitable and efficient. However, human nature suggests that envy could get the best of others, and you could be the target. After all, who wouldn’t want a piece of that strong Taurus Bull.

Celestial stoner Taurus astronauts stuck in the capitalistic Earthly grind should mind their body in June. The skunky aroma of the sticky icky can be spotted by those you wish to conceal your herbal appreciation from. Be mindful of sweet smelling aromas from your clothes at work. You never know what opportunity stands around every corner in your community. Being mindful of your cannabreathe is important so that you can go into every surprise situation with confidence.

Independent stoner Taurus’ should get out and mingle! The stars have aligned to offer great success at meeting new cannabis companions in the first summer month. Concerts are a great way to meet interesting cosmic travelers. Catch that reggae show on the weekend!

LIBRA JUNE 2017

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Libra
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Stoner Libra the position of the sun in June is sure to bring action to your universal sphere. Do not allow negativity to creep into your thoughts. The action packed month of June isn’t guaranteed to be positive, but internal confidence and positivity goes a long way in influencing cosmic waves. Meditate with the sacred herb early in the June time period. Focus your third eye internally and seek confidence in your path and abilities.

When smoke clouds lift, intentions of close cannabis companions can be explored and discovered. The first summer month will bring swift action related to your smoke circle. Do not doubt yourself and your position within your circle. Approach a friendly dilemma with a friendly demeanor. Trust that any outcome can have a positive transition. Your positive attitude and brilliant insight will influence your cannabis companions.

Stoner Libra do not pick fights at work in the month of June. It should be paramount to avoid conflict in the workplace. The only thing required to keep the peace will be an attentive focus and confident resolve. Problems should take care of themselves as long as you are standing guard ready when needed.

Single stoner Libras should focus on themselves in June. Self reflection and inner understanding must first be acquired before a meaningful long lasting relationship can gain a foothold. Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for this inner dive into self awareness. Libras with partners must shower their loved one with attention and action in the first summer month. Positive and fruitful adventures will result. Find that perfect scenic smoke spot and create a lasting memory together.

LEO JUNE 2017

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Leo
LEO JUNE 2017







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Stoner Leo let your roar be heard in the first month of the summer time period. June will be a month of action. Your ears must be perked. It will be important to pounce on any problems that arise. Do not leave tasks for others. An attentive lion always eats their prey, but a neglectful lion will go hungry in the night. In matters of business and work, the stoner Leo must avoid multi tasking and knock tasks down one at a time. A cluttered desk and mind will allow negative action to creep in from the sun’s powerful rays.

The sun will burn bright for the stoner Leo in June regarding cannabis companions. Action is imminent! Could it be time to leave an established smoke circle and set off on an adventure to find new cosmic cannabis travelers? Perhaps the opposite is true and the stoner Leo will blaze fresh bowls with old cannabuddies. The sun’s position implies there will be action one way or another in the month of June stoner Leo. It will be best to pack a bowl for two.

Single or married, the exposure of the sun will bring bright action to the stoner Leo in matters of love. Relax and maintain that confident composure. Puff puff breathe and let anxiety wash away. The bright action will most likely be positive and enhance your life position as long as you stay true to who you are internally and be honest with those closest to you. After all, you are a lion. King of the zodiac jungle.

GEMINI JUNE 2017

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Gemini
GEMINI JUNE 2017







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Stoner Gemini can you feel the metamorphosis happening? The first month of the summer time period will mark a significant step in your internal growth from a caterpillar to a butterfly. Take a journey with the sacred herb early in June. Travel far outside of yourself and then look back. This major life stage growth should be visible to see with your third eye. Your life cycle is laid out before you, and you are on the verge of a transition. Push your meditative smoke sessions to higher levels stoner Gemini, and see yourself for who you are and who you will become.

The universe is providing support for the stoner Gemini in June. This support cannot be taken for granted. It will be critical to be attentive and confident in tackling problems that arise. Ignoring or leaving problems for later will be punished by harsh cosmic winds. Don’t be a lazy stoner. Attentive decision making will be supported greatly by universal blessings.

The transitional month of June is also a time for second chances. Now is the time to get your resume in the right hand or start that small business you have been day dreaming about. Old failures or missed opportunities can be puff puff passed into yesterday. Now is the time to look at tomorrow.

Strike down fear and insecurity stoner Gemini. Emotional growth is built upon introspection and confidence. Do not equivocate. Move forward with strength and resolve. Transformation and growth will impact your cannabis companions, loved ones, and your family.

CAPRICORN JUNE 2017

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Capricorn
CAPRICORN JUNE 2017







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Stoner Capricorn the first month of the summer time period will bring you as much warmth from the universe as you put into it. Blaze one up and allow your inner love and kindness to flow freely in June. You alone are responsible for your emotions and image that you project onto the world and cannabis companions. Take charge in the month of June, and lead your fellow cosmic travellers down a path to blissful enlightenment.

Take time early in the month of June to meditate with the sacred herb. Focus your meditative smoke session on prosperity and confidence. The stars are shining down on you stoner Capricorn. Now is the time to turn that hobby into a business. Perhaps a cannabusiness is what you desire. The month of June is a great time to get started. Be mindful that in order to establish something you must lead with decisive confidence. Do not allow others to steer you astray.

The same theme of leadership and confidence should be applied to your personal life. Now is the time for comfort and clarity. There are many buds on the tree stoner Capricorn. June is a great time to assess cannabis companions and smoke circles to make sure the interests of the many align with your heart and ambition. It’s not egotistical or snobby to trim the dead leaves away from the healthy plant. The current cosmic winds are kind so whatever decision you make will work out for you. Do not allow negativity or emotional recklessness derail your positive vibe.

SCORPIO JUNE 2017

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Stoner Scorpio the first summer month of June is destined to be a cosmic blessing. The current planetary alignment will bolster your strengths and push your weaknesses to the side. This reading does not involve luck stoner Scorpio, positive results will require your own intentions and inventions. Such a positive position of universal forces leaves you untethered to all varieties of the sacred herb. However, with that being said, each stoner Scorpio is an individual responsible for themselves, and internal knowledge of which species and strains have desired effects should be analyzed. Two strong attributes will affect the positive month of June for the stoner Scorpio: Creativity and communication.

Creativity will be critical to the stoner Scorpio in the work sphere. Meditative smoke sessions will not necessarily drive the creativity, but you will be able to gain new perspective on each situation. This new perspective will open up immense possibilities. Before you become overwhelmed with all the possibilities and ideas, be forewarned that a strategy and plan of action will also be required to implement your creative tactics and solutions. Don’t take on more than you can implement or else the cosmic support could fall under the weight of your ambition.

Stoner Scorpio, communication will be a primary tool not only to receive the planetary support for the June time period, but also to keep negativity at bay. You can use the sacred herb as a catalyst to understand and avoid secretive pitfalls of your nature. Trust in the universe and yourself. Let down your guard and receive the warm cosmic wind intended for you in June. You are wonderful, allow yourself to show others. New cannabis companions await for new adventures. Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. With this new found communicative ability and positive results, do not become anxious or egotistical. All things require balance and understanding.

CANCER JUNE 2017

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CANCER JUNE 2017







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Stoner Cancer the first month of summer will be an important time period for personal growth. Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should focus on internal confidence and trust. Trust in your inner voice and third eye vision will be tantamount to your success in June stoner Cancer. A keen alertness will be required. But not toward defense of negative situations, but an alertness toward your own intuition and perception.

Corporate warriors stuck in the grind of the machine will experience an awakening in the June time period. This awakening will be a revelation from your third eye and result in a new vision of yourself in the cogs of the mechanistic structure you find yourself trapped within. This new vision and new found understanding will mark a pivot point in your employment. Revelations like this can be overwhelming. Take a stress relieving toke of the sacred herb and contemplate what you shall do with this new found discovery.

Small business owners, stay at home parents, and the unemployed shall not have the drastic realization as their corporate brother. The June time period will be less active for them. However, be mindful of monetary decisions. Smart decisions in the first summer month can lead to a payout in the latter stages of the year. June isn’t the time to buy those Shine gold rolling papers:)

In the personal sphere of life for the stoner Cancer, life will be quite pleasant in the June time period. Cosmic winds will be at a minimum and fairly neutral. This is a great time to reacquaint and reaffirm relationships with cannabis companions. The neutral station of the universe towards the stoner Cancer means that impactful results in the form of relationships will be at a minimum. Adventures out in nature is a great way to solidify relationships with cannabis companions. #enjoy

VIRGO MAY 2017

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VIRGO MAY 2017







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Stoner Virgo, the sun will be shining on you in the final Spring time period. The sun does not represent fortune or an easy path stoner Virgo. It represents action and impact. Your decisions and work will definitely show results in the May time period. However, the equivocation of my words represent the dynamic nature of these results. The sunshine of May promises action, but not necessarily positive action.

Early in the month, puff puff plan with the sacred herb. It will be important to see the world from high in the clouds. With this high view with a third eye lense you will be able to see the landscape in front of you and plan for the action ahead. For entrepreneurs and workers stuck in the grind of the machine, this 10,000 foot view of the working landscape will provide more insight into how to approach problems that lay ahead. Remember stoner Virgo, action will be sure to result from your decisions in May. If the results of decisions are unclear, then maybe the problem or project should be left for a future time period. The view from high in the clouds should give you better perspective early in the month on how to proceed.

With all these words of warning stoner Virgo, understand that the sun is shining down on you. With a puff puff plan of attack and third eye vision, you will most definately see the action you desire from your efforts.

In the sphere of love and emotion, the stoner Virgo should not look for the impactful action expected in the work sphere. Understand that any negative emotional experience with family or a cannabis companion can be simply rectified with a sincere apology. Communication and patching up little squabbles is important for all parties. Single stoner Virgos must watch out for money issues with new love interests. Do not read into the relation of money or spending on the inner thoughts of a new love interest or cannabis companion.

I have a playlist song for you this month stoner Virgo. Gain confidence from the tune, T.G.I.F by Kid Cudi.

TAURUS MAY 2017

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Stoner Taurus, the final Spring time period will be a positive time period, even if you may not realize it every moment. Cosmic forces have gathered to bestow upon the stoner Taurus a twinkle of luck in May. This blessing of fortune will be in relation to work and money, but at the very least it will also influence enjoyment of work and coworkers. There will also be evidence of “luck” in the stoner Taurus’ love life in the May time period, but this sprinkle of luck may not be so easily recognizable upon first glance.

Warning: Be sure to keep your cannabis activism and enjoyment separate from your work sphere in the May time period. Enjoyment of work and your coworkers will lead to a relaxed attitude. Coming together with coworkers and enjoying your work days will be a blessing, but understand the separation of work and play. There will be plenty of time to burn one down with your cannabis companions after the day of work is done.

How exciting stoner Taurus! The May time period will bring the opportunity to expand your influence and reward in the workplace. Whether you work for the man and expand your role, or work for yourself and expand your empire; expansion is the key word presented to all stoner Tauruses in May.

It is the sphere of love and companionship that becomes the most complex in May stoner Taurus. You will need the full vision of your third eye to gain patience and understanding through cloudy circumstances. Meditative smoke sessions will benefit the stoner Taurus tremendously in this regard. It will be imperative to see the unseen in matters of love and companionship. The sacred herb will help you see through the ambiguity of fake news, and understand the positivity available through truth. There may be a universal bait and switch on your plans with love and companionship. Things may not turn out in any way along the timeline or path you’ve laid out. Trust and understand that the cosmos is on your side with positivity despite any breaks in your immediate plans.

SCORPIO MAY 2017

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Stoner Scorpio, the universe is about to take you on a ride. The May time period will be like that strong edible you accidentally ate too much of. Cosmic waves of emotion and experience will wash over you in May. Just when things calm to the point of understanding, the next set of waves will hit. Don’t be scared. This flurry of activity is not negative in nature or punishing in action.

Stay calm and dab on stoner Scorpio. The gates have closed, safety straps are in place, and the ride is in motion. Understanding the why’s and the how’s of this universal carnival ride is unobtainable. Relax and trust in the cosmos that everything will be allright. Whenever you find yourself contemplating the reasoning of the universe and your place on this edible roller coaster of endless crashing waves, breathe and let it be. All safety equipment is in place, so let go and enjoy the ride.

Control is not something you struggle with stoner Scorpio. Giving up control to the universe will be mandatory to surviving the twists and turns of the cosmic blessing thrown at you in the final Spring time period. In the end: Trust your environment. Trust your cannabis companions. Trust your judgement. Trust your loved ones. Trust you will come down. This trust and belief will keep you safe on the wild journey of May. Negativity will only creep in if you try to control or understand the nature of the cosmic ride. Yes stoner Scorpio, I usually encourage depth of thought and inner understanding, but in May ignorance is bliss! Meditative smoke sessions should focus on repair and rest versus contemplation and guidance.

Playlist songs have been coming to me this month. The playlist song for the stoner Scorpio in May is Float On by Modest Mouse.

SAGITTARIUS MAY 2017

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Sagittarius, the seeds that you planted months ago are beginning to ripen and bear fruit. That is to say, your investments are clearly paying off. As long as you keep your focus on the final goals and do your best to maintain this level of achievement, you will be able to continue this positive momentum. Keep on and smoke strong, stoner Sag, but don’t lose sight of your ultimate goals. Whether you measure your success by monetary values or interpersonal relationships, you can expect to see continual growth. If you are willing to invest in your new undertakings the way you have into past endeavors, then there is no reason you should not experience similar success.

With regards to the workplace, Sagittarius, the best advice is to “dream big!” Don’t sell yourself short, Sag. The only person that can hold you back is you. While there will always be critics to tell you what you can’t do, it will be up to you to show them exactly what you can achieve. Regardless of how close you are to your coworkers, it is probably best to keep your success separate from your smoke circle. Sometimes, you will need to blow off steam about your work peers, and it will be best to do so with confidants that you don’t work alongside.

While you might want to share some of your positive achievements or help those around you succeed, sometimes you have to let others go it alone. You may offer your support to those close to you, but you cannot do everything for them. The best thing you can do is to be a shining example. Instead of being the one who always rolls one up, it is better to teach others how to roll on their own. This way, you can enable others to be successful without having to rely exclusively on your help.

PISCES MAY 2017

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Stoner Pisces, you have much that you can accomplish, so do not fear when things do not fall in-line with your intended goals. You have spent the time looking forward to the goals you have in mind, and you will be successful in accomplishing said results. So, don’t get burdened down by the bumps in the road, or let the pessimistic thoughts distract you from your official goals. The stars are on your side and seek to advance your goals, without trying your intentions too much.

When it comes to the work environment, you have much to gain by staying the course. Your personal success, will only spill over into the workplace and your peers will only benefit from your positive example. Remember that when issues arise, that they may be self-inflicted. As long as you are able to keep the long-term as your main focus, the small things will resolve themselves. You have your own list of, ‘to-dos.’ If you are able to maintain this focus on the goals you wish to accomplish, then nothing will stand in the way of reaching success.

You may be apprehensive, Stoner Pisces, but when it comes to new endeavors, do not fear embarking into new territories. In order to maintain your current relations, little will be required. Therefore, you will have plenty of resources that will encourage new interactions and encounters. As long as you have your closest cannabis companions nearby, you will be ready to handle the unexpected surprises when they occur. You have set into motion the actions necessary to achieve your desired outcome. If you are able to maintain this focus, then you will arrive at your desired results.

LIBRA MAY 2017

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Stoner Libra, the universe will test your skills at twisting and turning in the May time period. But this test falls right into your skill set to seek balance in problems and opportunities. Twist one up and burn one down stoner Libra; your skills are suited for success in the final Spring month. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on success and confidence. The stars have aligned to bless you with a fruitful month, but do not reach for the stars. The only cosmic limitations placed on your success will be the highs of your achievements.

Tasks and problems in the workplace will be no match for you stoner Libra. As you bend, twist, and turn your way through May you will feel like a magician, impressing all around you. As your confidence grows and problems are whisked away with your magic morphing skills, remember that there is a ceiling to your powers and achievements. As long as you maintain a conservative path with your efforts, you should be able to conquer all. Let’s save that half gram dab or multi gram joint for another time stoner Libra.

The same positive cosmic influence regarding situations of love and companionship will hold true in the May time period. That person you’ve had your eye on … that smoke circle you’ve wanted to join … that family member you’ve wished to come closer … all reasonable desires are possible in May stoner Libra. As long as you don’t ask too much of those around you, everything is attainable. Cosmic kush smoke signals can definitely be seen regarding the possibilities of increasing your social smoke circle. Have confidence in yourself and your socially adaptive skills stoner Libra. Add Baby I’m a Star by Prince to your playlist. This will be a great mantra or theme for the stoner Libra in May.

LEO MAY 2017

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Stoner Leo, the yellow brick road will disappear in May. Though you will lose sight f the path in front of you, this does not mean you will lose direction of forward progress. Resolve and resilience must outweigh reluctance and reticence in the May time period stoner Leo. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on a deep dive into your inner self. Personal understanding and confidence will be the key to unlocking the cosmic blessing of May.

Things will not go your way in the May time period stoner Leo; at least not at first, or even second attempts. Your cannabis companions, family, and coworkers will be relying on you to get up and try try again. Inhale the magic wonder of the sacred herb. Meditative smoke breaks will allow new ideas and a new direction to form around the obstacle blocking your path. Perseverance isn’t banging your head repeatedly against a wall. It is the confidence to try again with renewed energy and effort.

The most important aspect of the May time period is confidence you will find the path once again through the cosmic fog. Be warned stoner Leo, there will be repercussions if you fall into the trap of depression and/or self pity. Know yourself and your kind selections. It may be best to stay away from deep Indica strains if you are susceptible to coping and self pity. An energetic Sativa or hybrid may be your prescription to problem solving in May.

Reluctance to form a new plan or reassess your surroundings will leave you stuck in cosmic limbo. You aren’t just fighting for yourself stoner Leo, your perseverance will impact cannabis companions, family, and coworkers. These sage words apply to both your work sphere and personal life. With confidence, attentiveness, and determination you will be able to solve any problem and leap any obstacle in your way in the final Spring month.

GEMINI MAY 2017

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Stoner Gemini, your quest for higher highs will be attainable in the final Spring time period. Cosmic influences have aligned to provide your largest desires an opportunity of fulfillment. It doesn’t matter which side of your personality you choose unveil in May, there will only be one antagonist capable of keeping you from great highs. Meditative smoke sessions should focus on self confidence stoner Gemini. The largest limitation to achievement in the May time period will be the restrictions you place on yourself.

You can achieve great results in the workplace stoner Gemini. Most profits will come from plans and action you have already laid the groundwork for. Now is the time for decisive bold actions to achieve your goals. Both Gemini stoners stuck in the corporate grind, and stoner Gemini business owners can benefit from cosmic blessings in May. Self confidence and definitive action will lead you down a golden path. However, be forewarned stoner Gemini, self confidence is very different from self serving. Do not discard the thoughts or emotions of your fellow cosmic travelers or the universal blessing could flip in a negative direction.

Positive treatment of loved ones and cannabis companions will be tantamount to success in the sphere of emotion and love for the stoner Gemini in the final Spring time period. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Understanding the perspective of others will help you navigate emotional land mines that may pop up like spring flowers. As long as you feed your head with positive mantras you will keep your head with others. Empathy and sympathy will bring you closer to cosmic travelers that may not have the same universal blessings as you do in May. Take time to share a bowl with a friend and listen to their troubles, then you can share with them all of your plans to conquer the world.

CAPRICORN MAY 2017

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Stoner Capricorn, the final time period of Spring will require great strength. You will not be moving mountains, actually the opposite stoner Capricorn. Internal strength will be required to plot forward despite no universal support on your side. Picture yourself in the eye of a storm. Violent movement and action swirls around you, but in the eye of the storm you are left stagnant and frozen. Long Term planning and instinctual vision will be hampered in May. These words are not an omen of destruction stoner Capricorn, but simple a guide to understanding your position in May.

Early in the May time period, curl up with a nice deep purple kush Indica. Allow yourself entertainment time with the sacred herb to better understand your position in May. Movies like Cube, Life of Pi, and Snowpiercer would be perfect for this relaxing movie night. We may all be trapped at one point in life, but in the end everything will work out.

Don’t misunderstand stoner Capricorn; the cosmos has not cursed you in the May. There are plenty of actions you can take to combat this stagnant period to progress your agenda. The most important actions focus on the short term. At work and in life, tackle the problems and tasks that are right in front of you. Knocking immediate tasks off your to do list will help prepare you for when the storm returns to life.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb are best alone in May stoner Capricorn. Your cannabis companions will not understand the universal stagnation you’ve been dropped into. By focusing on yourself, and plotting forward with an immediate to do list, you will float through May with a better understanding of your surroundings. Just like that trippy movie, at the end of the time period the sunshine of summer and the warm breath of the cosmos will bring a new light to your life.

CANCER MAY 2017

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Stoner Cancer, this May, it will be best to keep your roll to a slower pace. As long as you invest the time in planning out your endeavors, you will meet your goals with success. The biggest obstacle you will face this month is ambiguity. If you do not have a set destination, you run the risk of being easily blown off course. But, Cancer, this does not have to be the case. Your only limitation will be the strength of your imagination. As one wise lyricist once said, “the sky’s the limit.”

In order to accomplish the goals you do set in place, the best strategy will be to keep moving. While it may take additional energies to build this momentum, it will be easy to maintain once you’ve gotten started. What this means in the workplace is to not let setbacks hold you back. A failure is simply the opportunity to learn new approaches to older problems. In order to produce the most effective results, it is recommended that you use the buddy system. Your peers at work may be facing the same obstacle of stagnancy. If you address each task as a team, you will accomplish greater success.

While the majority of your energy should be invested into your work, the leftovers should be spent on family and friends. The old adage that sharing is caring should be taken seriously. Maybe you scored an extra special stash–it would go to waste if you don’t invite others to enjoy the sacred herb. Anytime will be a good time to burn a bowl with your bosom buds. Those closest to you have new and exciting undertakings of their own to share. Take the time to talk. But, don’t forget to be a good listener.

ARIES MAY 2017

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Stoner Aries, be prepared to have a magnificent month this May. The longer the days become, the more adventure will be able to fit into your waking hours. You should use the spring season to its greatest potential–get out there and explore, your mission is to make new discoveries. With all the novel experiences you will have, remember to go with your gut. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. So, the best advice is to enjoy what you find, but remember to keep yourself grounded. You can roll one up, or keep your travel pipe ready, just avoid a hazy head. There will be no point in finding new things if you do not maintain the mental clarity needed to enjoy them.

Although you may have to increase your efforts at the workplace, don’t worry, your investments will pay off. Just like in your personal spheres, now is the time to pursue novel approaches to old tasks. Your creative ideas will only help to simplify processes at work and improve the efficiency of everyone on the team. During the month of May you will have an aura that others are sure to notice. Your good attitude and sense of humor will help to make work feel a lot less like work. While you will help to make work more fun, don’t lose sight of the tasks at hand. Equally important, however, will be to use your down time to recharge those batteries. While you will have great success in all the projects you take on, don’t forget to take it easy when time permits. To avoid becoming sluggish, stick to those uplifting Sativas. The worst thing that you could do this month is waste all of your potential by being stuck on the couch.

Aries, it will be important to stay steadfast. Don’t be afraid to stop and smell the flowers. It is even recommended that you take the time to smoke the flowers if the situation presents itself. But, don’t become so self-centered that you forget to share with those closest to you. You will reach your destination as long as you know where you’re headed before you begin your journey. And, never be afraid to ask for guidance or advice when you need it. Your friends and family will have your back, always. But, they may not offer a helping hand if they didn’t know that you needed assistance.

AQUARIUS MAY 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, perhaps for the month of May, it is best recommended that you seek out some of those stickiest of Sativas. While the universe will not necessarily be an adversary, you will definitely find yourself tested on your problem solving skills. That sacred sativa will provide that extra boost needed and help you to tap into your more creative side. Remember Aquarius, if there is a solution to the problem that you are facing, then there is nothing to worry about. And, equally, if there is no solution, then there is nothing to worry about. So, do not waste energies on unsolvable issues. Instead, invest your talents and focus on tackling the problems that come your way one at a time. As long as you do not spread your efforts too thin, there will be no obstacle too great to overcome.

If you are feeling like the odds are stacked against you with regards to aspects in the workplace, proceed with the confidence that there will be no puzzle that you will not be able to solve. The best advice will be to keep your nose to the grind and have that freshly ground herb at the ready. Be careful to ensure that these areas are kept separate. The only foreseeable problems will arise if you are unable to keep your work and play times distinct from one another. Use your smoke sessions to reflect on and establish the goals that will lead to success in the workplace. As long as you have invested the time necessary to come to solid conclusions, you will be able to work towards and accomplish all your aspirations.

Whether you will decide to cement your current relationship, or break apart and pursue new personal prospects, the spring season will bring about new approaches to old connections. You may find that you and your closest smoking partner are ready to take it to a new level. Equally possible, you may realize that the grass really is greener on the other side and set your sight on new pastures. Regardless of the path that you choose, know that this decision will be for the better.

LEO APRIL 2017

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Stoner Leo, laziness is the enemy in the April time period. The second spring month is quite unusual for the stoner Leo. Obstacles will be easily dismissed and problems will be easily solved, but no major developments will come from this stage of life. The most important aspect of the April time period will be your attentiveness and production towards normal tasks that come your way. Sounds boring doesn’t it stoner Leo, but there is real magic behind the grind of April.

As long as you stay moving and stay task oriented, you should find no resistance stoner Leo. Allow yourself to sink deeper into a meditative smoke session early in the month. The deeper you go within yourself the more helpful the sacred herb can be. Before a house can be built you need a foundation. Before a foundation can be poured you need a design. The April time period will be a great time to work on those designs that can impact your life into the future. Be sure to grab your journal, spiral notebook, or laptop stoner Leo; because the ideas and designs of today could become the business and buildings of the future.

For matters of love and companionship Stoner Leo, use the sacred herb as a catalyst to dive deep inside yourself. Introspection is the key to seeing how loved ones and cannabis companions perceive you. This insight will serve you well in matters of love and companionship this month. Communication isn’t just using words stoner Leo, it’s understanding how others perceive these words. Taking your communication skills to this next level will be a great tool in connecting with those most important to you in the April time frame.

ARIES APRIL 2017

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Last month was about becoming aware, stoner Aries. Now that you are more aware, April of 2017 will demand that you realize and accept all of yourself. The road of self actualization will fulfill your soul’s deepest longings. Keep an indica heavy strain around for all the self reflection that you’ll be doing this month.

Self actualization is a deeply intimate process. You will feel like you want to shut yourself up and learn as much as possible. Unfortunately, you’ll need to do just the opposite. The beauty of the cosmos is blessing you with inner knowledge, social excitement and working success. There ain’t no rest for the wicked…so get to work!

Stoner Aries, the working sphere will be quite the showcase of your talents in the April time period. Last month you paved the way for your success today. This month you will show everyone how to work it with a mastery that even you have not seen. You must remember to mind your p’s and q’s when it comes to how you deal with your co-workers or business partners. Selfish endeavours will do you no justice either; so when in doubt, take a break, hit the vape and meditate.

Love and harmony are within your grasp stoner Aries. Love is about respect for one another, not serving or being served. Is your current love journey about you as a couple, or just you, or just them? Look deep within yourself during your meditative smoke session. Make sure you are on the right track. If you are, then grab your lover and get moving! You need to do things and feel things and well…Live! Do not be excessive, but do enjoy yourself. If you’re single, all your inner work will pay off by the end of the April time period! Happy Spring Aries, 2017 is your year!

GEMINI APRIL 2017

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Stoner Gemini, Spring is finally here! You may have noticed the longer days, and the greater intake of the sun’s rays leaves you feeling energized like you can take on the world. The good thing is that the universe will demand little to nothing from you. This doesn’t mean that you should slack off to just scrape by. Instead, use this unique opportunity to pursue your own wish list. Since your calendar is open, you are free to fill it with whatever you desire. Take a hike, find that secluded waterfall and claim it as your newest smoke spot accomplishment! Whatever it is you do, stay busy. It would be a terrible waste of your great potential if you expend those energies sitting on the couch. As long as you plan for these adventures, you will add many memorable moments to your life this April.

At work stoner Gemini, you will be a source of light, guidance, and inspiration. Whether you are the business owner, part of the management team, or the newest addition to the team, your peers and coworkers will come to you for advice. And, for good reason. Be sure to keep your hard work separate from your meditative smoking sessions. Your noticeable successes will be one reason people value your input. By separating your times for grinding hard at work and grinding up your favorite cannabis strain, you will maintain a clear mind which will keep you in high regard with your peers.

What is best stoner Gemini, is no one, especially on the homefront, will hold you back in this April time period. Cannabis companions will not be demanding or needy this month. Instead of draining you of your good vibes, they will be sure only to amplify this positivity. Remember that if you want company on your journey, you only need to ask anyone of your many cannabis companions. They will be more than willing to join you in your smokin shenanigans. And while it is always recommended that you stop to smell the flowers, don’t overindulge. Too much of a good thing or too much time spent over analyzing your decisions can ruin even the most magical moments.

AQUARIUS APRIL 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, you may want to feel overwhelmed with all the dynamic changes that will be swirling around you this month. But, stay calm, have the pipe handy, and remember that all these changes will be for your benefit. Regardless of what your plans are, it will be important to have a plan. As long as you are prepared, the unexpected will have much less of an impact. You are more than able to steer events and shape them to your likings, as long as you are able to see through the smoke.

If you are looking to explore new openings in the workplace, do not be too hasty. Although some say that the herb is greener on the other side, do not be too quick to leave your current employment situation, especially if you cannot identify any particular grievance. Now, if you want to investigate other facets that may improve your financial well being, go for it. However, it will be important to strike a balance between pursuing something new and maintaining that which sustains you. This will require some meditation with the sacred herb in the beginning stage of the month. Relax and allow yourself a little time for the brain to be a bit hazy. We’re not talking dazed and confused status, but, if you roll one up and burn one down, when the smoke clears you will have better perspective on how to proceed.

While you might experience many novel experiences in the spiritual or work spheres stoner Aquarius, your home life will be your safe space. Whether you are flying solo, or partnered with a special someone, those around you will demand very little from you. This means you can invest your energies specifically where you want to. Without much being required of you, you will be more ready to help others when you can. Whether it’s being a helping hand, open ear, or simply packing a bowl big enough for two, you will only be a blessing to those fortunate enough to know you.

CANCER APRIL 2017

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Stoner Cancer April 2017 has the probability to be surprisingly nice for you. Your goal this month is to keep yourself in check, take the high road where needed, and roll with all the new news that will come your way. You have the opportunity this month to really shine your love light on all the cannabis companions who surround you.

Your inner circle of family and friends holds great warmth and some surprising news. It may not affect you directly, but this news will bring great joy to you and them. Rejoice with your loved ones with a nice round of medibles. Retell old stories and start forging the new ones. This will truly be a month to remember. If you are blessed with older relatives, go out of your way to be considerate. They may be in need of your assistance but too independent or stubborn to ask. Just by showing up you will make a difference. You might want to pack an extra bud or two to share with them even if they have never taken you up on it before! How exciting stoner Cancer!

A meditative smoke session focused on the obstacles of work will be required in the early part of April stoner Cancer. Although, these obstacles should be few to none, luck always favors the prepared. You may find this month to be the one where you actually start taking steps toward that new business venture you’ve been talking about. If that is so, follow your intuition and utilize meditative smoke sessions to guide you. These meditative experiences will bring clarity you’ve long needed to move forward. For those Cancers who are happily employed, independence and confidence will carry you a long way this month. Do not hesitate in your decision making. It will all work out in the end!

PISCES APRIL 2017

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Stoner Pisces, you are a far cry away from being called a “bad fish.” If anything, you can be found guilty of caring too much. So, let it be said, that this month, you do not have to feel weird if you decide that you want to focus on yourself or specifically on your inner circle. It will be important this month to find your balance between quantity and quality. If you find yourself smoking less, that may be okay as you will notice that the quality of your green has increased exponentially. And, while your smoking credentials are expanding, so will be your smoking circle. Whether it’s finding new cannabis companions, or simply a new smoke buddy to help you work through your sacred stash, you can expect to add new people to your friend list.

Just like in the day-to-day operations, it will benefit Pisces to keep an open mind when it comes to the working sphere. While you might want to focus on quality over quantity with regards to what you put in your pipe, in the workplace, explore as many plans of action as you can. While not all ideas will be worth keeping or implementing, within the diversity of your investment, you are sure to find some positive returns. Remember stoner Pisces, you are the one who best knows your limits. Even though you might benefit from expanding your horizons, nobody expects you to do it all. If you do find that you’ve taken on too much, take time and take a toke. Taking a step back is more than okay. The whole point of expanding your options is so that you can find the opportunity that is most worth pursuing.

Whether you are a single Pisces, or currently have that special person always ready to share a bowl, remember that you can’t help others unless you have taken care of yourself. One thing that people around you have come to rely on is your honesty. If situations arise that you think require your input, speak up. Don’t worry, your voice will not cause problems on the home front. If anything, it will clear up confusion and allow you and those closest to you, to experience spiritual advancement and growth.

VIRGO APRIL 2017

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Stoner Virgo, 2017 has been and will be an exciting year of rapidly changing dynamics, but the April time period will run counter to this fast flow. The question is this: Can you handle a time period of peaceful endeavors stoner Virgo? There may be a feeling of terror and apprehension at the thought of nothing to do, but this period of peaceful calm is a tremendous opportunity. A quiet mind allows a creative soul to come to the forefront.

Relax stoner Virgo. Breathe and let it be. As you meditate with the sacred herb this month, focus on projects and endeavors that you are passionate about. So often you place these desires to the side in favor of the task at hand. The universe has opened up a peaceful window where these tasks will not be tantamount to your success. So peacefulness will not be complacency, it will be an opportunity to expand the desires from within. The sacred herb will help you see these long repressed interests and desires.

Work flow will not be unusual. Whether you are stuck in the corporate grind or swashbuckling your own way through the capitalistic structure, there will still be problems and obstacles in your way. With a confident calm you should be able to solve and move beyond any of these obstacles placed in front of you.

The same calm theme will be present in your personal life stoner Virgo. April is not the time to force the issue at hand or over communicate. Sometimes friendship and love is about allowing someone to be the themselves and giving them the opportunity to solve and grow from their mistakes. For single Virgos, meeting someone new isn’t always from a romantic perspective. Even simple acquaintances or chance encounters can become life-long cannabis companions.

It’s not a waste of time stoner Virgo. It’s time for you.

TAURUS APRIL 2017

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Stoner Taurus, you of all people know better than anyone your likes, goals, and aspirations. The advice this April will be no different from previous months: it will always be best to stick to your roots, as they are well established and run deep. It may be best to stick with those sticky indicas. Or, avoid sativas in general, as they can cause the mind to wander too far from your current and successful path.

Do not fret, tokin’ Taurus. If you feel like work has become suddenly very routine, this is nothing to worry about because your efforts continue to produce successful results. Now, if you notice a decrease in your productivity, then by all means try a new approach. And if you do feel bored, find new ways of challenging yourself. Whether it’s taking on new tasks and responsibilities in the workplace, or finally hiking to that new smoke spot your co-worker has been raving about…it’s up to you to keep things fresh. Especially since work will not drain any significant amount of your energies, you will have plenty motivation left to smoke good once your work is finished.

Stick close to and stand by your most inner circle Taurus. You are likely to encounter more than one new face who wants their bad vibes to become yours. Remember, you have too much to do and so many loved ones who you already know want to share a smile and help you to smoke away those ill wills. So don’t get caught following others down their dreary paths. Blaze one up and be your own trail blazer. You ignite a spark in those nearest to you. Invite them to tag along. Together you will be headed towards better days and good vibes. Stay strong and smoke on stoner Taurus.

SCORPIO APRIL 2017

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A new perspective is on the rise for you my stoner Scorpio. April 2017 will have you riding the waves of March and propelling you into a visionary world. All things you’ve been fighting to attain will have an open path for you to see. It will be up to you and you alone to walk down this path. Seek spiritual enlightenment often during your meditative sessions with the sacred herb. This month any strain will do so pick your favorite and keep it close at hand.

The world of work for the stoner Scorpio may change drastically in a fabulous direction. Whatever your job is now continue with your positive work ethic and keep your eyes peeled at the same time. The hard work will keep your successful momentum up and help keep you aware of your surroundings. Stoner Scorpios are eloquent in finding niche problems and turning them into successful endeavours. What do you see that you can turn into a full time job? This month will show you just that if you choose to move forward. Be mindful of your mouth this month and all good shall come to pass.

Speaking of passing…make sure you pass that joint to the left when with your inner circle! March is a fine time to keep only your most trusted friends around. In fact I’d wager to say that you shouldn’t bring on any cannabis companions until summer. Any conflict you have with family or friends will arise only to point out something that should be rather obvious. Look at it from all directions then take action to correct it. If you’re single, well it’s your month! That long awaited relationship can be yours for the taking. Don’t let your ego get in the way. Smoke about it, feel it, act on it.

All in all stoner Scorpio, there is a path you’ve been looking for that awaits you. Will you ride the waves of your destiny?

LIBRA APRIL 2017

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Stoner Libra, the April time period will be adventurous and productive. The planets have aligned to put in you in a position for success and good fortune. However, the universe is only blessing you with the gift of support stoner Libra. Blessings and gifts of good fortune will only come with action and diligence.

It’s time to take a tolerance break stoner Libra. One of the magical aspects of the sacred herb is that it is not physically addictive. Any dependence or reliance on the sacred herb is in your head. You have always been in control of the green road you follow. It’s time to turn off the green road and pave a new path for the second spring month. You will always be able to find your way back to the green road when the time is right.

The cosmos will be supportive of decisive action and community participation in April stoner Libra. Both in the work life and love life, all blessings will be up to your concentrated effort. Now is the time to participate in any team building exercises at work or volunteer for any projects within your company. What are you interested in stoner Libra? Seek out a group centered around your passion. Whether you organize or simply participate, networking with your fellow cannabis companions will be crucial to personal success. Maybe there is a hike you and your cannabis companions have always wanted to tackle. Maybe you have discussed an “art night.” The time is now to get out there and mingle.

With a clear head and ambitious spirit, the April time period will bear delicious fruit. The key will be diligent concentration and strong decision making.

CAPRICORN APRIL 2017

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Stoner Capricorn, Mars and the Moon have aligned to bring you a satisfying and relaxing month of April. The easy flow of the universe will make simple problems and obstacles bounce off you with an ease you normally do not feel. Now is the time stoner Capricorn! You can break out that sweet Indica green your mom warned you about. A nice meditative session with couch lock can be a healing and recuperative state. Do not misinterpret my words stoner Capricorn; rest, recuperation, and an easy flow are not excuses for inaction or laziness.

Work must still be done in the April time period stoner Capricorn. But the cosmos has blessed you with a warm wind to help you with comfortable accomplishments. The key to the April time period is independent thought. During your meditative smoke sessions in April try to focus on what makes you unique, and how you approach situations & problems. Start the month with an intent towards organization. Uncluttering your mind will help your thoughts and decisions flow more freely. All of this will help as the universal flow will be calm and supportive.

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.” Not always stoner Capricorn. Towards the end of the April time period, do not let the easy flow of the universe distract you from solid decision making and constructive analysis. New cannabis companions should be vetted with objectivity. Do not turn a blind third eye towards enthusiastic new acquaintances.

SAGITTARIUS APRIL 2017

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Stoner Sagittarius, this April you should expect much, but demand nothing. That is, the arrival of spring brings to you immense opportunities, both in the financial and personal spheres. However, while the possibilities for great success will be apparent, it will be completely your responsibility to seize upon this potential. It will be most important that you plant the seeds now, for the harvest which you wish to see later. No one is saying that getting what you want will be easy, but it is doable stoner Sagittarius. The more weeding through and refinement of the energies you invest today, will only result in greater quality of the results.

Work during the first month of spring, like the changing of the seasons, will prove to be quite dynamic. Unfortunately, you should not expect to see any radical or significant changes overall. As long as you keep your focus on the tasks in front of you, you’ll have plenty of time to pursue new adventures during your free time. It will be important to steer clear of coworkers that are giving off noticeable negative vibes. And, when it comes to sharing that sacred herb, do so only with those who you know will add, not subtract to the experience. With all the work ahead of you, it will be important to maximize your relaxation time by keeping the pipe packed, and ready to pass to your closest partners in chronic.

When it comes to your circle of love, stoner Sagittarius, it will be best to voice your emotions, openly and honestly. There will be no problems that arise that you will be unable to quickly resolve as long as you tackle these issues head on. And, if you are a single Sagittarius, the world is waiting for you. Bring your best bud and your positive attitude and you are sure to attract attention. You have high aspirations this month stoner Sagittarius. Keep your attention focused on these goals and you won’t have to look for greener grasses. You will notice that the garden you are cultivating will be more than fruitful in its harvest.

Virgo March 2017

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Stoner Virgo, March will be a delightful period of growth.  Like spring flowers jetting out of the ground, new experiences and fruitful growth will be the possibility for you.  Do not look at this opportunity as a gift from the cosmos stoner Virgo, but a natural extension of the work and diligence you put toward your interests.  Thus, confidence and trust in yourself will guide you through March.

“Relax and take notes, as I take tokes off the marijuana smoke.”  Notorious B.I.G.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should focus on looking inward to understand yourself and how you are perceived by others.  This is an important tool to solve any problems that might arise in the March time period.

In the work sphere, normal expectations should be applied to the March time period stoner Virgo.  Universal influences should be calm and fruitful for your pocket book.  Projects and people should be vetted with a discerning eye.  Misstatements or misinformation could derail your progress at work.  It will be crucial to research and verify pieces of information that could set you back or propel you forward with initiatives.

It is in your personal life where you will see the largest blossoms of spring.  Heed my words stoner Virgo:  Important love interests do not always include intimacy.  New cannabis companions or allies in art will come into your life during this time period.  And yes, for those single stoner Virgos, the chance of love is a possibility.

Be guided by your meditative smoke sessions.  Knowing yourself and how others perceive you will be crucial during this time.  Avoid explosive reactions to friends, family, and cannabis companions.  With a cool head and diplomacy versus an emotional and confrontational reaction, you should be able to survive and thrive through any difficulties personally.

 

Taurus March 2017

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Stoner Taurus, the month of March will be a lively one indeed!  You can expect new achievements this month as well as some surprising situations.  It is important to trust your instincts when in doubt.  Aim for personal independence during this time period.  Rely less on your cannabis companions for help.  Focus on finding your own solutions as problems arise.  This will be a large and important step in expanding your character and ability to navigate through the cosmos.  There is a potential for conflict with coworkers or family, so be sure to address and resolve problems quickly before things have time to fester.  However, prevention is the best way to negate any issue, so take care to stay forward-minded and plan ahead.  Allow meditative healing time for yourself Stoner Taurus, as a positive mindset is paramount to your success this month.  Meditation, combined with the sacred herb, is one of the best ways to unwind and refocus your sights and align your interests with the universe.

In the work sphere you will face potential conflict.  Acting with clarity and motive will serve you well.  Adapt gracefully to change, but maintain adherence to your principles and resolutions.  This month holds promise for new beginnings, so seize this opportunity to take action on things you’ve been procrastinating.  It is essential that you stay positive in the face of stress, Stoner Taurus.  Your motivation level is directly tied to your emotional well-being; if you lose your temper, you may also lose your initiative.  Allow the sacred herb to guide and sooth you in tough times.  An indica dominant hybrid strain works wonderfully!

Stoner Taurus, your personal life this month is ultimately positive, as long as you handle the potential conflict properly.  Again, trust your instincts and intuition to guide you through troubled waters, and you will come out just fine.  You may see challenges with determining the correct course of action, but listen to your executive self and you will not be led astray.   To nourish relationships with cannabis companions, arrange an old-fashioned smoke circle complete with a zesty sativa strain.  Munchies, board games, and incense will enhance an enjoyable time as well.  Stay positive, Stoner Taurus, and know that this month will be whatever you make of it.

 

Sagittarius March 2017

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Stoner Sagittarius, it will not be too much to say that this March, you will be floating on cloud nine.  And if not, at least you’ll be a seven or eight.  With all the promise of the approaching spring season, you should embrace the novelty and newness of things to be explored.  Be sure to pack your travel sack with any necessary herbal supplies, and perhaps snacks just in case your journeys last longer than expected.  Just remember that all this good fortune does not come without the necessary work.  As long as you are properly prepared you will be able to spread good fortune and good smoke to all those around you.

In order to harvest the positive benefits, Stoner Sag, it will be necessary to cultivate the seeds of prosperity.  That is to say, nothing worth growing will do so without the proper care.  As long as you are willing to invest the time to put a plan in place, you will be sure to encounter a time of great prosperity.  If things do not go exactly to plan, you will not experience great loss as long as you are flexible and willing to adjust accordingly.

In the home life, Sag, it is best advised to go for a self-sustained approach.  That is not to say that you should not reach out to new people or those close to you.  Rather, you should not rely too heavily on those around you.  By all means, sharing is caring.  If you have that good, kind bud, or great news, share it!  But, when it comes to buckling down to get things done, it will be best to accomplish tasks solo.  

 

Pisces March 2017

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Stoner Pisces, March will be a good month to work on investments: the best ones will be into building up your spiritual equity, not necessarily your finances.  Remember that you are the king or queen of your own karma.  While there is nothing guaranteeing every endeavor will be the success you imagined, all of your undertakings will result in noticeable growth.  In short, you get back what you give.  And this month, you will emanate a positivity that will benefit everyone around you.  It will also be a good time to branch out and try new strains that you may not have tried in the past.  If you’re an Indica smoker, perhaps try a sweet Sativa and see what creativity it inspires.  And if you normally enjoy Sativa, finding a nice Indica may help you to discover an additional calm.

If you own your business, Pisces, be sure to listen to the advice from your employees.  With the sun quickly approaching, March 2017 will be a good time to plant the seeds for projects that will expand well into summer months.  Regardless of your employment status, it will be required that you remain open with those you work with.  It can be a fine line between creativity and chaos.  So, share ideas with your peers to help avoid unnecessary confusion.

You have the potential to be a bright force in your home life.  Don’t be afraid to let that light shine, or to offer a hand or lighter if someone needs help sparking up a bowl of that good green.  Get out there Pisces!  There are new people to meet.  And, while not everyone you encounter should be invited into your smoke circle, remember that there are plenty of fish in the sea.  Otherwise, you and the crew can expect plenty of smoky adventures and plenty of positive experiences to share.  

 

Leo March 2017

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Stoner Leo, the March time period will be like putting a puzzle together on a Sunday afternoon.  You will find yourself in a complex situation, but you will see the pieces and where they fit with clear vision.  For the most part the universe has blessed you once again with positive planetary protectors.  However, these blessings are not gifts.  Action and effort will be required to take advantage of your cosmic position.

Take time for yourself stoner Leo.  Pull away the veil from your third eye.  Meditate with the sacred herb.  See into the future.  As we approach spring, the stoner Leo will expect an advancement in activity after the march time period.  This increase in activity can be overwhelming in the workplace.  Therefore, you must take time in March to plan for the future and lay the organizational groundwork to support your efforts in future time periods.

Multitasking is a requirement for the March time period stoner Leo.  As you plan for future time periods you must also solve the puzzle placed in front of you in March.  Stay calm, and dab on.  With the planetary positions giving you positive sight and clarity, you will be able to solve all the puzzle pieces that come your way.  But in your rush to conquer all in front of you, do not neglect the planning also required in March.

In terms of romance and companionship, the March time period will be equally complex for the stoner Leo.  However, there is a twist in this cosmic wind.  Stoner Leo’s may find themselves in situations where everything seems clear and simple to them, but complex and overwhelming to their cannabis companions.  Puff puff pass the spliff, your empathy and understanding may be the only thing required to help your cannabis companions get through their struggle, and thus alleviating the storm in your life as well.

 

Gemini March 2017

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Stoner Gemini, the time period of March begins with positivity and promise for you!  You will find success in defeating adversity, and be gifted throughout the month with energetic enthusiasm.  However, take care in the second half of the month, as risks and uncertainty are bound to appear.  March brings with it not only the long-awaited spring season, but also the potential to achieve your goals in an accelerated timeframe.  The catalyst for this success will be your amount of effort you exert.  Stay focused and positive stoner Gemini.  Approach difficulties with caution and thoughtfulness, and don’t rush to your conclusions.  Introspection and self-growth are important.  Make time for a peaceful evenings spent with the sacred herb and artwork to help you unwind and plan your route.

The work front will prove favorable for self-employed and regularly employed Stoner Gemini alike.  When implementing new ideas, a slow, well thought out approach is required to avoid destabilizing your circumstance.  Masters of their own domain can expect to be profitable early in the month, but will need to stay attentive and avoid complacency throughout the remaining weeks of March.  Stoner Gemini stuck in the gears of the machine can expect an increase in their responsibilities, but this extra workload can coincide with extra pay.  Be adaptive to change, stay in charge of your emotions, and remember to be prudent in your conclusions and actions.  The sacred herb is beneficial and comforting in times of stress and confusion.  Meditative sessions with the sacred herb will aid the transition from a warm cosmic wind in the beginning of March to a brisk head wind to finish the time period.

Stoner Gemini, your personal life this March will invoke varying emotions.  Avoid giving these feelings more significance than they deserve.  At this stage “strutting” holds strong potential to extinguish early relationships.  Stay humble and avoid attempts to impress, especially new cannabis companions.  Remember that sincerity is one of the best ways to overcome obstacles.  A luscious bowl filled with the sacred herb and some munchies nearby is a wonderful way to nourish friendships, both old and new.

 

Capricorn March 2017

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Stoner Capricorn, the universe has blessed you with celestial protectors in the March time period.  However, these protectors have a bargain for you:  You must experiment and walk a different path.  As spring approaches you have the ability to clean out your cluttered closets.  Mistakes of the past – forgive yourself and move on.  Adventures neglected – step out of your protective shell and give new experiences a go.  Pesky leeches sucking at your soul – flick them off and leave them behind.

Break free from the routine in March stoner Capricorn!  All aspects of life from morning rituals to the same route to work should be revisited.  New paths should be created and explored.  Cosmic forces have offered you an opportunity to expand your reach and connection with the universe, but you have to step out of your comfortable patterns.  Complaining and complacency must end in the March time period stoner Capricorn.

Find time alone early in the March time period to meditate with the sacred herb.  Focus on seeing yourself and your surroundings.  Make it your mission to try new things.  Something as simple as trying a new grocery store or taking a different route to work can have a large impact.  The longer you hold on to old patterns, mistakes, and even triumphs, the harder it is to move forward and create something new for yourself.  Bring a notebook to your meditative smoke session.  You will need every tool at your disposal to break free from old patterns.  

Take advantage of your planetary allies stoner Capricorn.  What develops from a concerted effort to create new patterns will amaze you.  New cannabis companions wait around every corner.  A new vibrancy can blossom with current cosmic travelers.  The same old sunset will wash away and a brand new horizon will unveil itself.  You can do it stoner Capricorn!  I believe in you.

 

Aquarius March 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, this March, even if things do not go to plan, remember to keep calm and smoke on.  While there will likely be a few bumps along your travels, find confidence in the fact that ultimately you will reach your final destination.  Any missteps can be easily corrected, and you will lose no time in accomplishing the tasks that you set out to achieve.  While some of your goals may be lofty, remember that it is okay to have ‘high’ aspirations.  As long as you are able to keep to a slow burn, you will be sure to have the time to keep up your grind.

Not much will slip past your senses, Aquarius.  Your keen observing nature will be your best asset this March.  While others might be easily distracted, you will be able to keep your work and play separated.  Smoke only during the slow times, when you need to relax and recoup.  Otherwise, it will be best to put down the pipe when work needs to be done.  Your goals are more than accomplishable as long as you are able to keep a clear head when working towards them.  It will be a good idea to share your ideas with those you trust most.  But, don’t share your secrets.  This month it will be important to get feedback to help in the pursuit of your goals.  However, you know better than anyone how to achieve your goals so keeping criticism to a minimum will be your best bet.

This month, it is recommended that you keep an open and honest mind.  Those around you appreciate hearing your thoughts, so there will be no need to fib or fabricate what exactly your ideas are.  Keep the peace pipe handy and be ready to share when you notice someone close who may need the extra pick-me-up.  However, when it comes to receiving news, especially if it’s not such great news, try to keep a clear mind.  Handle your business first and you will have plenty of time to unwind with some good friends and great bud.

 

Libra March 2017

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The celestial bodies align this March to lend a passive assistance to the Stoner Libra.  Opportunities aplenty will be available to you, but you must give the effort required.  March will be a great time period to resolve any existing problems in your work or personal life.  Stoner Libra, it will serve you well to streamline your personal routines, be punctual, and avoid trivial obstacles.  This renewed effort to declutter will allow you the mental energy to focus wholeheartedly on your goals and desired outcomes without being bogged down with small stresses. This first month of spring holds promise for those who keep a forward-moving attitude and positive spirit.  Early in the month try to plan a soothing solitary evening spent with the sacred herb.  This will assist you in aligning your state of mind with the universe and refreshing your perspectives.

Stoner Libra, this month’s work life will be interesting, to say the least.  There may be changes you will face, but they will likely not be the changes you were expecting.  Keep your eye trained on the sidelines.  Use your peripheral vision more so than your third eye to see attacks coming at you.  Have faith in your celestial guardians and know that any change involving you will be for the best.  March is a great month for Stoner Libras to negotiate and implement personal projects.  Stay humble and positive throughout this month and enjoy the fruits of your spiritual evolution.  Staying relaxed and refreshed is important for positive outcomes this month, Stoner Libra.  End your day with meditative sessions with an indica strain.  Journaling will help you stay organized and benefit you greatly.

The personal life of the Stoner Libra will be fairly intense this month!  Remember these words:  What you put in will be in direct correlation to what you get out.  Keep a level head and objective viewpoint, don’t rush to conclusions.  On the other side of the coin, don’t hesitate when action is required.  Stay balanced and always make your decisions with weighted logic.  Be kind to the new acquaintances you make, but be sure you don’t open up too quickly or expect them to as well.  A great way to enrich friendship and build bonds with new cannabis companions is a game night.  Enjoy.

 

Scorpio March 2017

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“Smile away” by Paul McCartney is a song you may well be singing all month long, stoner Scorpio!  Spring is in the air and success is plentiful in March of 2017!  If you’re a high-strung Scorpio, stick to a 60/40 sativa/indica.  If you’re more mellow go full on sativa for the most productivity in all areas of your life.  Utilize your medicine when feeling low and don’t forget how important your meditative sesh is!

Your world of love and friends is where you will require the most self-discipline.  There will be many things that come up during your smoke sessions.  Allow yourself to hear what is going on.  Then let that information settle in before making any statements or opinions be known.  This goes for everyone in your non-working life.  It is not your job to play counselor.  It is your job to listen and help find objective solutions.  Stay on track and don’t lose sight of your end game as you are greatly being relied upon as the leader this month.  Make time for yourself for medicated meditation.  You will need this time to reflect on all you are accomplishing.

The world of work will be a fine time to shine this month!  Your goal is to stay motivated, move forward and listen.  If you work for yourself or are upper-management you need to pay attention to your co-workers and employees.  It is the perfect time to hire the self-motivated personnel.  Rid your company of any non-self-starters.  For those of you who have a manager to answer to, remember in the end they will have the right answers so don’t work yourself up over any outcomes at this time. Just breathe and let be.  You will do just fine this month stoner, Scorpio, if only you work for it.  

 

Aries March 2017

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Awareness.  How aware are you stoner, Aries?  March 2017 is a month where you must be aware of yourself.  Do not allow yourself to follow every mood swing into the depths of the emotions that emit from it.  Do, however, use those mood swings to your advantage! You must use your heart and your logic to weigh out the situations that will occur this month.  You must also be mindful of the words that fall from your lips.  

It will be a blessing to have a nice grounding hybrid on hand all month Aries.  Use it during your meditation sessions specifically for its grounding abilities.  In your world of love and romance, the probability of it being wonderful is in your grasp.  Keep your feet on the ground and follow your heart.  Every word you whisper to your love will have a meaningful and lasting ripple effect.  This will also apply to family members.  Be aware of your influence at this time as it will run deep with all who listen.

Work will feel like one problem after another.  If you change your perspective you will change your feelings vibration instantly.  Each little nuance that gets your hair in a knot is really just the universe calling you to be aware that you must pay attention to all the tiny details.  When it gets frustrating, take a break with your sneak a toke and let the emotion vanish.  Remember there are great rewards in doing things right the first time and better ones when you truly learn how to do them properly.
All in all, my stoner Ram, be aware, stay strong and March will find you quite happy by month’s end!

 

Cancer March 2017

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The acceleration of energy will be gradual and uphill for the stoner Cancer in March of 2017.  By mid-month, you will feel you have reached the ceiling.  Do not hesitate to push through that feeling and continue on your path of ascension.  This applies to both your personal life and your working life.  Be wary of strains elaborately high in THC or you may miss your chance to advance all together.  Try something a bit more mid-range for relaxation and meditation this month.

In all aspects of your life, you will need to be prepared to move forward.   This process will be liberating on all fronts.  In your world of work, you must be decisive and take action.  Slacking now will greatly deplete the success you have this year.  It may be best to lay the pipe down during working hours this month.  You will need your wits about you as management may be on a striking path.  This does not concern you.  This time it truly is them.  Breathe deep and only speak when it is with control and patience.

It seems that there will be much to consider in the world of love and family this month stoner Cancer.  The decisions you come to will either bring elation or devastation.  Be mindful of the consequences of your actions now as this new news will affect you and your mate the most.  Overall it should be a rather harmonious month for you in the world of love and romance.  It’s the family and friend circle that holds the surprises this time!   Be patient, calm and definitely dab on when your friend needs you to lend an ear.  Don’t let any news from family or friends get under your skin.  Use your logic and you can find peace all month.

 

Sagittarius February 2017

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Stoner Sagittarius you have a reputation for being thorough and exact in your actions.  You always weigh the risks and take the high road on the regular.  February of 2017 will open new doors for you in the department of risk taking my cannabis companion!  This is not to be taken lightly.  You have goals and aspirations that can be attained more quickly but they must be thought out well before moving forward in any endeavor.  The cosmos are coming together for you nicely in ways that will allow for a bit more leeway than usual.  Think of it as a test of following your higher self.  You must learn to trust yourself as you are the only one who holds the answers.  Meditative sessions with the sacred herb will be required this month so make time for yourself.

It has been said, stoner Sagittarius, that what goes around comes around.  Whether this is the positive vibes that we send out to the universe or a freshly packed bowl of green we want to share with those near us.  You will have the opportunity this month to really show that sharing IS caring.  Your personal prosperities will only benefit those who are fortunate enough to know you.  Especially in the workplace, you will be able to show just how much of a team player you can be.  While you may be offering encouragement or sharing your herb out of the kindness of your heart, your actions are sure to be returned in kind should the circumstances arise.

Just like the workplace, Sag, you should expect your home life to experience a time of peace and prosperity.  This time of growth should not be wasted.  Instead, join hands with those around you and see what new experiences wait around the next corner.  Be sure to bring the necessary supplies:  a bowl, the stash, and of course an optimistic attitude.  With every person involved in fostering those good vibes, each new adventure is sure to bring about new knowledge and get us ready for our next undertaking.  

Capricorn February 2017

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Stoner Capricorn you have the mighty Mars warrior battling on your behalf in February.  With Mars as your cosmic champion, all things are possible in all fields of influence in February for the stoner Capricorn.  Hurray!

The sativa species of the sacred herb will be your go-to smoke session compatriot this February.  You will need energy and understanding throughout the month to take advantage of your opportunities.  Remember stoner Capricorn, Mars is your champion fighting off negative influences from the universe; it will be up to you to create success and accomplishment.  You must stay energized and be moving forward with progress in all facets of life.

Do you have the entrepreneurial bug stoner Capricorn?  February will be a great month to start that side project or startup business you have been thinking about.  All great things start with an idea and action.  That passionate hobby can become the next revenue stream that leads to financial prosperity.  Dreaming is wonderful stoner Capricorn, but taking action is what makes your dreams a reality.

Mars has your back during the February time period, even in matters of love and friendship.  The stoner Capricorn will become the bell of the ball in February.  Opportunities for friendship will knock at every step and around every corner during this time period.  Single stoner Capricorns will have more opportunity to connect with others.  However, this positive projection is not implicitly about romance.  February is a wonderful time to open yourself up to new cannabis companions.  You never know what friendship today will lead to romance in the future.

Virgo February 2017

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Stoner Virgo the February time period should be a successful time for you.  Everything you are built for will benefit you during this cosmic stage.  However, Venus and the moon will collaborate to create a potentially explosive situation for stoner Virgos in the sphere of personal relationships.  With a cool head and planning, the February time period can be a great success for stoner Virgos.

The first third of the month will be crucial for the stoner Virgo.  Breathe deep and inhale the magical wonders of the sacred herb.  The first third will be a time period of personal reflection and planning.  All Virgos, whether you are stuck in the grind of the corporate machine or manage your own business, will have a great opportunity in February.  This opportunity is creation, advancement, and impact.  The first three weeks of this month should be spent meditating on how this cosmic gift will manifest itself.  In terms of love and friendship, be prepared.  Planning is important in a personal life as well.  Explosive circumstances with cannabis companions and lovers will have more negative impacts when they come unprepared.

The second third of the month will be time for action!  All of this meditative time spent on planning your next move should be unfurled and put into action.  That promotion, that next product line, that new startup adventure all are ready to be pushed forward.  February 10th is the time of the full moon.  Use this significant event to remind yourself the dangerous explosive cosmic bomb that lurks in the waiting for you personally.  Breathe deeply … soothe your nerves and calm your heart.
The final third of February will not be exciting for stoner Virgos.  There will be no cosmic unveiling of success from the planning and action you created in the first two-thirds of the month.  Instead, you must continue building, for the fruits of your action will be revealed in a future time period.  This is also the time to repair and or reward yourself for your actions in matters of love and friendship.  How will you perform with Venus and the moon acting against you in an explosive collaboration?  Your action will be the difference between repairing or rewarding yourself in the final stage of February.

Pisces February 2017

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Pisces, this February, it will be important to keep calm and to keep smokin’ on.  In order to keep the peace, it will be best advised to keep your piece loaded and ready to pass.  But, in order to get the most enjoyment out of your toking endeavors, be sure to maintain a solid level of observation of your immediate surroundings.  While you may be making positive progress towards your goals, it will be in your best interest to help those around you to get closer to their own successes.  As long as you give due diligence to the situation at hand, everyone involved will experience a time of positivity and growth.

Whether you are an individual who enjoys rollin’ one up, or whether you prefer to pack a freshly ground bowl, you will ultimately reach your end goal of peace.  As long as you stay diligent in your undertakings at work, you will be able to pursue unexplored aspects of the job.  It is important that you strike a beneficial balance between accomplishing necessary work tasks and making time to relax and reset on the home front.  Do not be afraid to follow your intuitions, especially when your inner voice tells you that betterment is just around the corner.

When it comes to interacting with those closest to you, stoner Pisces, keep it light and do your best to keep spirits high.  Whether this means passing the peace pipe or keeping it low key when disagreements arise, it will be important that you do your best to foster calmness.  You will directly affect those nearest to you, the effect that you have on them will be up to you.  Those closest to you may not necessarily call upon you to solve all of their problems, but you may be required to fulfill the position of confidant.  Just be ready to have an open ear…and an extra bowl to share if needed.

Libra February 2017

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The month of February is one of positivity, promise, and good energy for the stoner Libra.  This gift from the cosmos requires strong focus and determination.  There are good things in store for you this month stoner Libra, but you must be ready & willing to “grab the bull by the horns.”  Be prepared for an opportunity to arise and to act upon that opportunity.  Many Libras have the dual blessing and misfortune of a “slow and steady wins the race” approach to life.  While that suits you well in certain situations, look at February as a month in which you can practice and hone your assertive strategies and quick reactions. You will need to keep a creative out-of-the-box approach and stay adaptive in the face of change.  Take time for yourself early in the month with a deep relaxing meditative smoke session.  This journey with the sacred herb will help you align to mission ahead in February.

In the workplace, expect to see new opportunities to expand your business.  Stoner Libras can expect new adventures in February.  Exciting new projects, responsibilities and even investments are all possible in the February time period.  If you are considering starting or expanding your own business, February is an excellent month to take action.  Success awaits if you stay diligent and prepare yourself well for the next adventure.  Be thoughtful, considering, and prudent in your endeavors.  All the while, stay ready to take action.  If you live in a legal cannabis state, give a moment of thought to how you can participate in this exciting new field.
The personal relationship forecast for February remains a bit vague but ultimately positive. You will be faced with important choices in your personal life, but none too complex to handle. Stay positive and open.  In times of stress or indecision, encircle yourself with your cannabis companions and take solace in their stony fellowship.

Aquarius February 2017

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For the month of February, stoner Aquarius, it will ultimately be your decision whether or not to follow the advice that comes your way.  But, when faced with the choice of following your brain or your heart, go with the latter.  While those around you are invaluable when it comes to wanting to help, only you know the true extent of your goals and the paths that you must follow to achieve them.  With this being said, it is recommended that you stick to the sacred Sativas when you do find yourself sharing and caring a fresh green bowl amongst friends.  The creative energies that are promoted by this particular variety of our favorite plant will give you the focus needed to sift through all the incoming ideas.  Although you might find yourself being given unwarranted recommendations from your inner circle, this will be the best format to help foster and grow your most promising aspirations.  

Aquarius, while you might like to keep your herb loud, do not let the words coming from around you fall on deaf ears.  Sometimes, it is best recommended to stick with what works.  Although it is never a bad idea to implement a new, more efficient approach, sometimes it is better to proceed with methods that are tried and true.  Be careful to not share your stash or your secrets with coworkers that perhaps will not repay the kindness.  Their intentions may be wishing you the best, however, the outcomes of their recommendations may not result in benefiting your best interests.

Stick to the script, Aquarius.  Your home life will experience a time of prosperity as long as you don’t go seeking conflict.  In fact, those of the Aquarius sign that do not yet have a partner should find themselves with a potential new smoking buddy.  Whether your relationship with your best bud is more recent, or second generation, be sure to keep it light.  Don’t rush into revealing too much, too quickly.  Sometimes part of the magic is in the mystery.  

Cancer February 2017

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February 2017 will be a balancing act for you stoner Cancers.  It can be a time of great love and success if you choose to allow as much positivity into your heart as possible.  If you allow the negative forces to betray your conscious self you may spend the month singing the blues.  All things considered, I suggest a nice hybrid be kept handy for times of frustration and of course meditation.  I do highly suggest meditation with the sacred herb this month.

In your realm of personal relationships, you have the opportunity to really delve into the good vibrations.  Surround yourself with trusted friends.  If you’re attached be sure to go the extra mile in your lovership.  Speaking of lovers:  If you are unattached do not go dipping into the workplace pool.  It will surely bring more problems than pleasure.  If you have not bought a new pipe lately do so.  Then enjoy a few good sessions with your lover or potential lover.  They will be much more open to you now and that should be an amazing experience for you both.

As mentioned earlier balance is the key word for stoner Cancers this month.  This especially applies to the workplace.  With the cosmos pulling you in both a positive and a negative direction use your best discernment when conversing with co-workers and management.  If any situations arise that really grind your gears; grab your sneak-a-toke and take a cool down break.  Nothing positive will come from being burly.  If you can manage that you should see a positive financial gain all month long.  All in all, stoner Cancer, you have what it takes to have a very pleasant month ahead of you.

Taurus February 2017

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Stoner Taurus, he following month of February will be an expansive and exciting one for you, particularly with your work life and relationships.  The stars and planets align to provide you with celestial support in your endeavors.  Your amount of personal determination and willpower will manifest this month in the fruits of your hard work.  Diligence, careful planning, and adaptability are key to your making the most of the month of February.  If you are feeling overwhelmed, challenged, or stressed, perhaps partake in some healing sacred herb and allow it to bring you clarity and align your focus with your goals.  Practice mindful meditation as well and watch your results accelerate you into a new state of mind.  Maintain morality and pure motives, and stay alerted to potential alternative paths that will, in a roundabout way, carry you to your end result.

In the work spectrum of your life this month, you can expect to achieve your goals but will need to work with individuals that may be difficult to interact with. You will need to dismiss ego and rigidity of thought.  Align your focus primarily with the end result being the beacon leading you to success.  Take advantage of meditative smoke sessions to focus on objective introspection, maintain the neutrality of your perspective, and watch for opportunities to reinvent your relationship with these difficult workmates.  Perhaps invite them over for a low key smoke session, and allow the herb to bind you together as friends.

Romantically, February is a promising month for Taurus.  If you are a single Taurus, however, it is in your best interest to act wisely.  Careful objective consideration with exploratory relationships could be the difference between hot romance and a lifelong love interest.  Stay open and positive, but be careful to not expose yourself too much or too quickly with new acquaintances.  This month carries a slight potential for the introduction of unreliable individuals in your life, so stay positive, but stay ready.  Remember to align your sights with your ultimate goal here, which is to gain a partner or friend who fulfills and completes you, expands your horizons, and proves to be a fun cannabis companion.

Gemini February 2017

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Stoner Gemini you are approaching an important stage in your life, and February will reveal itself to be a fateful month for you.  Throughout this month make time to maintain and cultivate your relationships with your loved ones.  Enjoy an afternoon smoke sesh with your cannabis companions, and create some new memories to hold dear.  It is important to take time for yourself as well.  Focus on your inner development and keep your goals at the forefront of your mind.  The celestial bodies are harmonious in their combined support of you this month.  Take advantage of this time, and press forward to attain your higher ideals.  An extroverted stoner Gemini will definitely have high results this month.  However, an introverted individual will require more effort.  Enjoy an energizing citrus sativa and allow yourself to expand and succeed.

Stoner Gemini, your work life this month is one of positivity and promise.  Your limitations will be whatever you create.  Seize this cosmic opportunity to hold strong to confidence and to reach for the great things available to you.  Again, the extroverted stoner Gemini has the upper hand this month.  You will likely face some confrontation in your work life.  If handled correctly, this situation will move you further up the chain of command.  Initiative and motivation are paramount to success at work this month.  Stoner Gemini, allow the sacred herb to focus your introspection and align your focus and energy toward positive goals.

Romantically, the stoner Gemini will be pleasantly surprised with sudden reversals of fate.  You will bask in happy memories past, and rekindle the depth of your affection for your significant other.  Be wary of passion clouding your judgment.  Inevitably stress will create a blockage among friends and family.  A nice batch of homemade brownies with the sacred herb can bring cannabis companions back together again.

Scorpio February 2017

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Yin and Yang will be harmonious for the stoner Scorpio this February in both the field of work and of love!  Of course, that will only be if you prove to be flexible in areas you’d rather not be flexible in.  Scorpios are not known for their people pleasing abilities; so I will suggest a nice balanced hybrid strain for you this month and a need to focus on opening your heart center.  With an open heart and mind, you will find much success and comradeship.

Warren G once said, “Rhythm is life and life is rhythm”.  You, stoner Scorpio, have that figured out.  Work is going well in many areas for you and you know it.  Do yourself a favor and forget the past and focus on your NOW.  You will find much success this month if you keep an open mind and stay focused. Be certain to accept help when it is offered even if it is not from someone you particularly like.  Maybe pass the pipe with them and see past your differences?

Love will be anything other than predictable for the single Scorpio. Think flings not rings.  If for some reason flings are not your thing…don’t start one.  If you do they will be fun and flighty in a sense.  Light one up and celebrate the fun of it.  The love matched Scorpio will find much peace this month but don’t count on the same old same old.  Keep your emotions in check and you may be very nicely surprised by your lover!  So keep calm, dab on and enjoy your February!

 

Leo February 2017

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Stoner Leo, the February time period will be filled with mirrors and mirages.  Steady footing and self-confidence will be key to fighting off negativity in February.  The most difficult task will be to discern between the nuisance of negative clutter and the reality of a true problem.  Let’s be honest stoner Leo, you are used to things going your way.  February will be like a fractal jigsaw puzzle of negative clutter that you are not used to.  Part of the problem will be to solve what is real and what is a creation of your mind.

Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb throughout the month can help you solve these unusual problems.  The sacred herb can help you see through the fractal mirrors and mirages negatively placed by the universe in the February time period.  These meditative smoke sessions should be spent alone.  Contemplation with cannabis companions cannot help you solve these problems.

Despite my warnings against group problem solving with cannabis companions, you will need your friends to ultimately help once the real problems are found.  You are naturally a self-reliant being stoner Leo, but once in awhile, you must lean on a friend.  Even if you think help is not necessary, please understand that allowing others to help you can solidify your relationship and even help them.  Again, another cosmic puzzle for you to solve in February.

Mirrors will cause misdirection.  Mirages are not real.  They hold no power over your cosmic spirit stoner Leo.  In the end, try to enjoy the cosmic puzzle the universe has placed in front of you.

Aries February 2017

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2017 is looking up for you, my stoner Aries.  Prepare your most positive self to emerge this February.  From personal fulfillment to success at work your world will glow all month long.  This good news does not come without a cost, so I’ll do my best to prepare you.  Keep your favorite strain around for everything from meditation to pure enjoyment and celebrations.  

Let’s start off with the could be bad, could be good news first.  Know that your mental depiction of your love and personal life is absolutely what will fuel your pain or pleasure this month my fiery friend.  It is time to step away from all superficial relationships in both your house of love and friends.  Do not allow yourself to wallow in pain!  By making room in your heart you will find an almost instantaneous way to fill it.  This will be beautiful if you allow it.  It may be the lover you’ve truly longed for or the best friend you need.  Do not be afraid to let go of things that no longer serve you.  You are simply making room for new and better things to take their place.  What you do in this realm of personal relationships will flavor your entire year.  Choose wisely.

Work is tops all month long.  The waves of positivity will be crashing over you with tremendous force all month.  Stoner Ram, you must take initiative at this time to be the leader in all capacities of your working world.  Do not allow doubt to fill your head.  Do not question yourself on your direction.  You must lead.  If you do make all the final decisions you will find extreme pleasure in your work and open up doors you never knew existed.  Yes, stoner Aries, you will surprise even yourself this month

Pisces January 2017

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Stoner Pisces, you are not one to be boisterous or demanding, but you do have desires.  It will be important to listen to those inner desires.  You may have distinct plans for the new year.  Don’t limit yourself or your abilities by ignoring your internal dialogue.  As cliché as it can sound, the heart knows what it wants.  So pursue your passions and curiosities, the ends will always justify the journey.  It may be best to stock up on the basics, however.  While the year is blooming in all its newness, winter is still unfurling.  When you have the chance, grab that extra eighth or backup bowl piece.  To translate; it is better to be prepared than find yourself lacking very necessary supplies, especially the green supplies.

When it comes to the workplace keep busy.  You will most benefit by keeping in mind the bigger picture.  That is to say, remember that you are part of a team.  While you may have the know-how and stamina to accomplish greatness, it will be more efficient to enlist the additional help from those around you.  And of course, two, three, or four brains will always be better than undertaking these tasks alone.  Plus, if your coworkers happen to also be four-twenty friendly, the smoke sessions after work will be all the better.  

Regarding your those closest to you, your inner circle, there will be good vibes all around.  This is not to say that you will encounter zero obstacles on your path of positivity, but that you will be able to address these easily if you are willing to make the effort.  If you are able to pick the weeds while they are small your spiritual garden will be able to blossom more fully.  Otherwise, just be the best version of yourself that you can be Pisces.  Those around you will only benefit from your authentic positivity.  

Libra January 2017

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January of 2017 has the potential of being quite intriguing for the stoner Libra!  The old saying “Luck favors the prepared” should be highly regarded my cannabis companion.  Maybe I should also say luck favors the observant as well.  Keep your lucky pipe packed and ready for what may very well be a magnificent beginning to a New Year!

Being a cog in the wheel of the work world will be bumpy if you are not properly oiled.  (Did you prepare well?)  Taking responsibility for one’s self in the workplace is of utmost importance this January.  I suggest taking it easy on medicating at work!  Maybe you will find that you’ve outgrown the position you hold?  Or do you see a promotion on the horizon?  Only you, stoner Libra, knows which path is the best path for you to walk down.  This month urges you to walk down the one that is perfect for you and you will be rewarded handsomely!

The personal world of the single stoner Libra is a ball of unknown potential.  Your personal thoughts about your reality will be key in every aspect of your social world.  Reach for an indica in the evenings and relax.  Breath in deeply to feel the good vibes of life and don’t worry yourself too much about finding the perfect someone – just yet.  You could accidentally attract the wrong kind of attention if you dwell on your loneliness!  For those Libras in love do not fret about a decision.  The one you have leaned towards the most will find you the most fulfillment!  So sit back relax and enjoy a nice celebratory toke or two with your partner!

Overall, stoner Libra, if you believe you are lucky you most definitely will be this January! Happy New Year!

Aries January 2017

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Take a break stoner Aries!  You have most certainly earned it after a rocky 2016.  You will be able to slowly work your way back into the daily grind and social scenes at the beginning of this New Year.  I am sure that is a relief for you after a busy holiday season.  Grab a well balanced hybrid strain to start this year off right and enjoy the mellow beginning!

January is in all ways a slow-to-go month.  Follow your intuition and do what needs to be done in the realm of work.  You may feel like a slacker, but if you look around no one is up for employee awards right now.  Everything will fall into place near the end of the month.  Play your cards right and you will be on top by February.  Share your herb with employees and get to know them a bit better.  These new bonds will help your first quarter of 2017 flow easier.

Ahhh the love life of the ever prominent Aries will not slow down as the rest of your world will in January.  Stoner Ram, you have much to do this month.  Your smoke sessions with friends and relatives will be valuable at this time.  Take heed to all advice given and utilize it to the fullest extent.  You will surprise them when you do – as you are not prone to taking advice even when it is apparently correct for you.  These smoke sessions will help you to not only fine tune your love life, but, may help you decide how to build Rome the proper way.  Good luck my cannabis companion and have fun with this bright shiny New Year!

Virgo January 2017

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Stoner Virgo the January time period may be hot for you despite the winter chill.  However, the universe will not influence the outcome of your endeavors as much as other time periods.  To successfully navigate through the January time period, you must know yourself; you must know your limitations as much as your capabilities.  The sacred herb will show you yourself without mirrors or disguises.  Meditative smoke sessions should be focussed on internal realities more so than ideas in the clouds.

Knowing yourself will be of great importance in the sphere of work.  You cannot reach great heights without building the ladder one rung at a time.  January will be a time period of foundation building instead of reaching for the stars and the moon.  It’s not glamorous, but your goals and creative ideas cannot be achieved unless you build them with measured steps.  January will be a time period for action, even if it is a more mundane kind of foundation building.

It doesn’t take a great philosopher or ancient mystic to tell you that communication is the key to human commiseration.  You should have no trouble communicating stoner Virgo, and this will be vital in January.  However, the words you speak must be well thought out and measured.  January will not be a time to run your cannabis companions over with your energy.  Communicate with your friends and loved one’s stoner Virgo, but think about your words before you speak them.  With this effort, your January time period can be magical and intense in ways you have not imagined.

Scorpio January 2016

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Conundrum…is a wine that pairs nicely with a fruity hybrid cannabis strain.  I suggest both for you stoner, Scorpio.  January will be somewhat of a conundrum in itself.  Not that it will be particularly negative.  Just rather trying.  Be sure to find time for the sacred herb and self-reflection each week.  

Your working world will be less stressful than last month if you can find ways to do mental yoga.  The same problems exist and yes, you can help sort them out.  Although, baby steps are required; not for you, rather for your co-workers.  How well you have planned and how well you communicate will be key to seeing any real change.  Do yourself a favor and keep that sativa hybrid in your pocket.  The motivational benefits of the higher sativa strain will help you remove some of those pesky tasks that are piling up on your plate.  This is not a month to take on more responsibilities.  

The wine I mentioned earlier will be a much welcome relief for you and your lover or potential lover.  Your love life is the beautiful conundrum in January.  Towards mid-month, it will take a turn for the exciting.  Keeping your head level will be important.  Don’t let it get too big or you’ll miss the potential questioning of your lover.  You must see beyond the words for that is what will need to be addressed.  Use your wit and charm and it will be rewarding.  Be kind to all your family members this month, as they will be blessing you with kindness.  Any sharp remarks now will endanger the trust you have ensued.  So be kind, drink wine and feel the warmth of your favorite bowl alight with flame.

Leo January 2017

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Stoner Leo the universe has a welcome present for you in the January time period.  The present is a reprieve from the hectic hustle and bustle of the previous time periods.  Yes, stoner Leo, you can relax and take stock in the hard work that got you to this point.

The January time period will offer an opportunity to see a new perspective in matters of work and business.  Stoner Leos are coming out of a period of stressful all-consuming work.  Add the familial stress of the holidays, and you can clearly see that you have been through a lot.  Spark one up early in the January time period.  Business and work will not wash away.  However, constant building and growth cannot be maintained.  Instead, in the January time period, you must breathe and let it be.  Relaxation at work can bring new perspectives.  You must switch into a mode of caretaker instead of the conqueror.  The sacred herb will help show the stoner Leo the path to this change of gear, and a new pace.  If you cannot take advantage of this universal blessing stoner Leo, you will waste an important opportunity.  The end of the January time period will already start to transition away from relaxation maintenance and back to the hectic nature of your work.

With the more relaxed pace at work, the stoner Leo can assert a renewed focus on love and family.  The past few time periods have been stressful.  As humans, we often shut down emotionally when hectic and stressful work consume our brain.  January is the time period to give yourself to your cannabis companions, family, and loved ones.  If you are married stoner, Leo, now is the time to spice up your relationship with an unpredictable romantic gesture.  Those stoner Leos without a permanent relationship should treat themselves to new adventures and new emotional opportunities.

Aquarius January 2017

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Stoner Aquarius, the new year brings with it all of the promise and potentials of a fresh start.  Whether your goal is a new job, getting that promotion or even as simple as expanding your glass collection there is nothing that you can’t accomplish.  It will be important, however, that you invest the time figuring out and planning what exactly it is you want to accomplish.  There will be no task too big or small for you as long as you give a good thought on how to approach the matter.  As busy as you will be, it is important you remember to take the time to unwind and recharge the batteries.  So don’t feel guilty when you make the time to enjoy a fresh bowl of that ever-so-sacred herb.  You will only be able to work so hard if you are rested and able to focus on the next goal.

Don’t fret if you aren’t able to get everything done on your to-do list at one time.  What matters most is the quality of your accomplishments, not the quantity of them.  If you don’t give your all to each project then you are wasting your time and that of your coworkers.  And again, if you need to motivate yourself by remembering that kind bud you just got that is home waiting for you after work.  Although it may not always be the easiest do your best to play nice with others.  Whether it’s your peers at work or family members, you will all get more done if you are able to first get along.

We would not expect roses to grow if you plant pumpkin seeds.  Just like it would be difficult to harvest kindness from anger or bad vibes.  Your energies will affect those around you, for better or for worse.  So some simple advice starting the new year; share the kind bud and the kindness, let others have their bad days while you enjoy every moment.

Capricorn January 2017

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Stoner Capricorn 2017 will start with a challenging January time period, but it will not be the norm for the year.  The challenges of January will not deter you stoner Capricorn.  You are solid like a lone oak in a field.  Wind and rain may weigh heavy on your branches, but strength through years of growth will see you through this storm.

Clarity through introspection will be a key to the January time period for stoner Capricorns.  Direction and purpose will be obscured.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will be necessary to see the path where no lines can be found.  January challenges will come with a sudden sense of timing, and they will be obscured by cosmic clouds as they approach ever closer.  This is the time to grind up the cannabis strain that helps you see with your third eye.  Resist the urge to fall into a pity party and lose yourself in a coping trance.  Diligence and confidence through your internal beliefs and historical knowledge base will see you through.

The solid oak alone in the field relies on the close friends nearby.  Under the surface, your roots have a complex system of friends that keep you going.  Stoner Capricorn, it will be time to lean on only your close allies in January.  Only seek advice and smoke sessions with your closest cannabis companions.  Taking counsel from acquaintances and strangers will only make the path more obscure as you try to navigate through the challenges the universe will present.  By the end of the January time period, your roots will gain a more firm grasp on this Earth, and you will be ready for any cosmic storms of 2017.

Cancer January 2017

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Stoner Cancer, you have much to look forward to in 2017.  Allow your discerning attitude to lead you and you will find beautiful success this month.  Many will be there to lend a hand.  January is not a month to take risks or indulge too much in any one appeasement.  There will be time for that later in the year!  Find a nice Hybrid and use for reflection and meditation.

The personal life of the stoner Crab will be mellow this month.  My only note for you to harken is:  Open your heart as wide as possible.  When dealing with those closest to you enjoy a bit of the sacred herb and allow your highest self to emerge during the conversation.  Let your ego be a watcher and not the leader during these events.  The friends, family or lovers you engage with may have information for you that will not jive well with your ego.  Do listen to it, but do not take it to heart at this time.  It is in fact, them and not you.  Do not tuck tail and run from it as you would normally.  This information will enlighten you in many ways in the upcoming months.

Your working world will be abundant in many ways this month my cannabis companion.  Do keep love and work separate.  The cosmos have lined up with many opportunities for you.  Be discerning and take the one that you know is best.  Be mindful of those around you at the office or workplace.  Do not fall for traps no matter how pretty the packaging is.  Take the time to look deep within yourself before making any life altering decisions that you cannot take back.  Other than that, work will be busy and you will find yourself reorganizing your space to be more efficient in the months to come.

Gemini January 2017

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Stoner Gemini be prepared for a dynamic year!  The cosmic winds will fill your sails in 2017.  The January time period is an important catalyst in this process.  Think of yourself on a calm sea in your boat.  If you know a strong wind is coming to take you to a destination of growth, you should raise the sails in advance of the wind.  The majority of January will feel mundane, but this time will be vital to prepare yourself for the forward movement to come.

Dig deep within the Earth and your soul stoner Gemini.  The sacred herb, a wonderful fruit from Earth will help you see yourself and the necessary steps you must take to reach your goals and positive destination.  Meditative smoke sessions should focus on what destination you would like to arrive at in 2017.  There are no teleportation devices yet stoner Gemini, but knowing your destination will help you see all the steps you must take to complete your arrival.

First, the end of January will be when the sails start to fill with wind and thrust you towards your destination.  But life is not a waiting game.  You must set your sails to take advantage of the warm cosmic winds.  Stoner Gemini you must build your foundation for growth, and then when the time is right you can seize upon the opportunity.  Meditation with the sacred herb will help you see the path, but it must be walked.

The universe will impact your life in so many ways late in January stoner Gemini.  The main warning I have for you is this:  You must have self control.  Aggressive outbursts will not benefit you in preparing for the warm cosmic winds.  See the negative influences around you, and understand that confidence and self-value comes from within.

Taurus January 2017

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The holidays are over, decorations put away, new gifts organized and you stoner Taurus are ready for 2017!  Happy New Year to you!  This month you will be filled with a zest for getting things done and you are well prepared.  A sativa strain will be your dearest friend this January so keep it close.

Your work is very important to you and it shows dearest Taurus.  You will find challenging experiences that will force you to imply patience and persuasiveness to get your way.  You are fit for these experiences you are fully capable of navigating them.  What will irritate you the most is the lack of trust your partners or managers have in your plans to further the company.   When you feel this irritation take a toke and work on another project.  Being pushy will get you nowhere fast.

Your social and family life will gladly let you go about your work freely; as they know that is what you need to do.  This absolutely does not let you off the hook to just “do your own thing”.  You will need to keep up with what is going on in the lives of your loved ones.  You don’t want to oversee an opportunity to help someone who gravely needs it.  This person will need your attention and your positive help.  Take the time to share a bowl with them and remember to be kind.  They know what the problem is.  They need help overcoming it.  And no, you cannot do it for them! Just be there and all will prevail!

Sagittarius January 2017

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Perhaps, Stoner Sagittarius, you are feeling a swelling of energies from within.  Perhaps, you woke up to the right side of the bed and although the weather is not ideal, you can’t get the image of blue skies out of your mind.  Go with this feeling Sag.  Because 2017 will be a year for you to shine.  It is not to say that every moment will be a ‘Blue Dream’ or ‘Purple Haze.’  But this year can be all that you want it to.  Whether you have unfinished projects (or the last gram of your favorite strain you’ve been saving for a special occasion), seize the moment.

At work, just be cautious that you don’t trip over your own shoelaces.  Which goes to say, you will be your own downfall if due diligence is not given.  Otherwise, you will be able to blaze whatever trails or greens that you wish.  Whether you are an indica gal or sativa dude, keep to one strain.  Just like at work, it will be better to commit and focus on a singular object rather than the enduring the chaos of too much happening at once.  

Similar to the workplace, at home, try to be humble.  It is possible to be humble AND ambitious.  Those around you will be facing their own struggles, whether you help or hinder will be your choice.  Remember to take a pause when needed, especially in the comfort of your own home.  Grab some of those calming flowers and take the time to reflect before reacting.  If you are able to do so, you will avoid unnecessary conflicts and bring a newfound level of contentment to the home.  

Sagittarius December 2016

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Have you ever heard that old song, Stoner Sagittarius?  The one that goes something like: “Roll, roll, roll your joint. Twist it at both ends. Take two puffs, now that’s enough–now pass it to a friend.”  This may not be the original words, but the stoner version has some helpful advice for this December.  The closing month of the 2016 year will bring more chaos than you may have experienced in recent months.  Because of this, passing around that sacred herb will benefit you and those around you; especially since those closest to you may be having their own rough patches.  It is not to say that everything will go wrong, simply that passing around the pipe can help to keep your spirits and mood uplifted.

Shoot for the moon, dream big and reach for the stars when it comes to your work, Sagittarius.  It’s not necessarily recommended that you run into situations blindly, however, as the years draws to a close it will be okay to trust the gut.  Even if your trip does not follow the original plans at 100%, remember to take the time to reflect upon the journey.  This is where making that time to toke up may offer the added bonus for time to reflect.  Whether your endeavors are met with success or with room for improvement, if you allow for the time to look backward you’ll be able to better see what can be done better in the future.

You will be able to keep the peace on the outside, stoner Sag, if you are able to maintain the peace on the inside.  You may be contemplating whether you and the best bud may continue to roll on.  But if both parties can learn to slow the roll then both will benefit from the time spent addressing the situation.  Remember, that you can always pack another “bowl for two,” but that finding another to share that bowl with may be a bit trickier.  

Pisces December 2016

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Stoner Pisces, 2016 may have started off as a slow burn, but during the latter half of the year you have continued to turn up the heat and now are beginning the final month in a full blaze.  You continue to grow your person and in doing so continue to expand your potential and skills to the point where tasks that used to seem daunting no longer cause you to worry.  Your confidence is substantial and those around you have taken notice.  Just remember to take the time to think and rethink your next steps before you beginning your journey.  It is not that you will not experience success.  In fact, it is somewhat the opposite, since you are on fire in achieving personal goals.  It will be important for you to be sure that you are chasing what you want otherwise you will expend valuable efforts completing tasks that your heart wasn’t really set on.  As long as you put in the time planning ahead, you will have even more time to light one up and relax with a bowl basking in the afterglow of all that you accomplish.

At work, if you feel like you are getting roped into projects that do not pertain to you, it will still be okay to offer a helping hand.  Even if this means that you assist by getting done the “behind-the-scenes” tasks that no one else wants to do.  You may want to enjoy some extra Buddha when you’re at home.  A little extra meditation will go a long way this month as your peers may test your patience.  As long as you keep yourself grounded you will be able to handle the stresses or disagreements that may arise.  You don’t have to completely surrender your will to anyone else.  But, if you have made your side of the problem known, it will be okay if your ideas are not used.

Aquarius December 2016

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Stoner Aquarius, you could not ask for a better aura with which to end the 2016 year as you continue to roll into the next.  Even the tough times you are able to look back on with nostalgia–and the good times are remembered even more vividly.  The best course of action will be for you to continue to work hard and smoke tough.  Although the year (especially the second half) has been mostly kind to you, it is important to stay diligent.  You have come to learn a lot about yourself Aquarius:  What strains you like best, whether you prefer a bubbler to a water pipe, joints over blunts.  Use this self-knowledge to keep the energies moving forward and the batteries charged.

There will be no need to rush toward the new year Aquarius.  If needed, be sure to take the time to stop and smoke the flowers.  There are big happenings headed your way.  But it will be good for you to read all of the fine print that comes with these fortunate events.  As much as possible, be certain of your next steps before taking them.  The farther down the path, you are able to see the better you will be equipped to address any obstacles.

Know that whatever journey you may find yourself on is the one that was meant to be.  Perhaps you are lucky enough to have a fellow, special smoker along for the adventure.  Avoid chasing greener pastures, Aquarius.  If life on the home front brings you comfort and confidence, be wary of opportunities that seem too good to be true–they may be there to lead you into the thicket.  Take care of you and yours first, and everything else will fall into line.  

Cancer December 2016

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The month of December 2016 will prove to test your limits my stoner Crab.  You will need two very different strains for different reasons this month.  Your daytime hours will be filled with detective work and logical thinking, ergo utilize a high strain of sativa.  Whereas your evenings need to be reserved for the feeling state use the indicas liberally.

Your days will be filled with diagnostic and logical thinking.  In the beginning of December, the stoner Cancer needs to dig deep, look at all things from every angle.   Your hard work from the fall is paying off and you will be blessed with a decision to make.  Do not be hasty or indulgent and do not solely rely on your emotional house of opinions in this matter.  Not that you should rule out your heart, but you need to think logically about your next steps and all that goes with it.  Your work will be cut out for you, but, with the sacred sativa to help guide you and the decision will be easier to make.

Your social life may be a bit problematic if you do not look at it from your heart center.  Here is where the indica will be of some help.  Allow yourself to take a toke or two and meditate on opening your heart Chakra.  This will enable you to feel the vibrations of others and will help you decide how to be around them.   This knowledge will come in quite handy with family gatherings.  Be aware of any possible problematic conversations and segway yourself out of them as quick as possible.  Then go see your friends and truly relax this holiday season!

Taurus December 2016

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Stoner Taurus December will be an expansive period of time for you.  The universe will smile down on you with a warm cosmic breeze.  You will still be subject to all the beautiful emotions of the human spirit, but cosmic influences will guide you toward contentment and bliss.  This feeling could be so strong that you may not relate to your cannabis companions without the same fortune.  Look to spread the positivity and be the warm influence in the life of others.  Spark one up stoner Taurus, breathe in life and contemplate understanding.  You should concentrate your meditative smoke sessions on creativity and how you see yourself on this flying spacecraft we call Earth.

For the stoner Taurus stuck grinding in the corporate machine, December can be lucrative and liberating!  First, your warm positive attitude will create a situation where you can impress decision makers.  Your hard work and value will become known.  But the really exciting opportunity comes outside of the corporate grind.  You have an idea or a skill that you have been putting off to the side for far too long.  The economic machine enslaves, but it can liberate as well.  Have you ever heard of a nano business?  You don’t need a million dollars to start working on your idea.  December will be a great month to get started.

What would be a love life without passion!  The December time period will also spread this warm cosmic wind in matters of love and friendship.  Would you describe yourself as impulsive and fun?  December can bring you an opportunity to experience something new.  This period should bring excitement and assessment.  As you expand your horizons you are able to look back and assess who you are and who you want to be.

Virgo December 2016

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Stoner Virgo the universe has opened a window of learning for the period of December.  Cosmic winds will be swirling in December making it hard to get a sense of direction.  Hard work and acute task management will not be your savior.  December brings you an opportunity to take a step back and contemplate what brought you to this life position and what will lead you forward.

The sacred herb can be healing and insightful in so many ways that go beyond human measurement.  You must tap into the metaphysical and philosophical aspects and benefits of the sacred herb in December to look within.  If you don’t look within, you will never understand what motivates you.  Often our motivation goes beyond an obvious physical or monetary goal.  Understanding why you work so hard or make the decisions you do; will help you focus on finding the healthy motivations that will include happiness and contentment as an end goal.  This analysis and understanding will help you figure out why you are where you are, and how to pave the path to where you are going.

Stoner Virgo, you have created a situation where you aren’t just manipulating chess pieces, you are playing multiple games of chess at once.  This type of multi-tasking excites and drives you, but it creates more pressure that continues to build.  The December time period will create a moment when the pressure must release.  Understanding the base logic behind the motivation that entered you into 5 games of chess at once will be key to surviving the release of pressure and understanding the capacity of your pressure cooker in the future.  You can’t do it all, all the time.

During this time of deep philosophical introspection stoner Virgo, you must allow your loved ones and cannabis companions to lead you in your personal life.  Allowing others to make decisions and following their lead will allow for growth for you and them.

Aries December 2016

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To best utilize the sacred herb this joyous Holiday season you will need to turn in any loaded indica strains, stoner Aries.  Your wit and charm will only get you so far; it is high time to bring forth your best logical strategies by utilizing the beauty and clarity of a sativa.  You will thank me for it later.

Your working world is just that: WORK!  Now is not the time to play nice and follow the crowd.  You need to keep your feet on solid ground and allow the leader you are to come to the forefront.  Do not play petty games and do not back down from your beliefs of what is right.  With everyone doing their best this month to be on top; you will need to pay attention.  Do so by seeing what others are doing and if they are not doing it right forge your own path.  If you must utilize your herb during working hours – stick to the sativa.

Be grateful for your family this month as they will play the role of supporters in your personal life my cannabis companion.  Although, do not seek advice from them at this time.  Your role with them is to be amongst them and enjoy them.  They will help keep your mood elevated so share that herb with them.  

You will need this as it seems your lover will be a bit confusing on the emotional forefront.  Use your clarity of mind to deal with any yo-yo effects of their emotions.  Use your empath abilities to help you feel what is coming from day to day.  Then at the end of the day, use your logic to decide on which way you want to let this flow.  You have an important decision to make and it is time you make it. Single stoner Aries you will have a much less dramatic December, but not without a few bumps.  Take it all in stride and trust yourself.  It will make for a splendid New Year!

Gemini December 2016

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Stoner Gemini, I have a heavy cliche for you:  You reap what you sow.  Whether you relate this to bible scripture or universal karma, this cliche holds weight in any room.  And in the month of December, the cosmic winds have retribution and reward in mind for the stoner Gemini.

The cliche is not ominous or negative.  Often people use this phrase in terms of retribution, but in actuality, it could mean very positive things as well.  At the beginning of the December time period, take the time to yourself with the sacred herb.  Use a meditative smoke session to contemplate the last couple months of your life.  I cannot speak generally about all Geminis for this December time period.  Each individual will feel the effects of their efforts in the past quarter.  

You will know which way the cosmic winds will blow.  There is no hiding from yourself, and your past actions in December.  If your work, attitude, and effort has been on point then the universe will be inclined to offer blessings with no strings attached.  If you have moved through life with avoidance, procrastination, and negativity then the universe will make sure the issues of the past will take center stage in the December time period.

Most of us do not live or act in an “all good” or “all bad” state of life.  The December time period may not have exciting new experiences for you, but it will offer plenty of opportunities to appreciate your cannabis companions, family, and loved ones.  Lay down the pipe when life feels demanding.  Combust the sacred herb when life presents calm waters and rewards.  Take responsibility and rejoice stoner Gemini, the universe is a beautiful thing.

Libra December 2016

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Stoner Libra you seem to be headed towards a cosmic wave machine.  The December time period will feel like kicking shallow waves one day and drowning under a wall of water the next.  It’s time to stock your sacred medicine cabinet stoner Libra because you will need every tool in your chest available for changing conditions.  You know yourself, the coming time period will require a deft touch with meditative smoke sessions.

Don’t fret stoner Libra, you aren’t mad or unstable.  The universe will challenge you with bipolar conditions in December.  Lethargy will give way to intensity.  Ambition will swap with anxiety.  One day may require rain boots, and another day may require tissues.  One day may require celebration, and another day may require counsel.  In the end, you are strong enough to navigate these changing emotional conditions to float in your desired section of the wave machine.

At work lean on the systems and protocols in place to keep you on track and managing tasks.  You can reinforce your position by cementing productivity, challenges, and success.  Work can become an escape from the emotional roller coaster of December because of the stability and structure it provides.

In your love life stoner Libra, you must embrace and manage the emotional waves of the cosmic machine.  Smile and appreciate the white hot passion in moments of bliss.  Breathe and let it be in moments of white-hot passion in moments of anger or confusion.  We are all alone floating through the universe with our own individual challenges.  In the end, you can find success and happiness in this turbulent time.  It might be fun, right?

Leo December 2016

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Stoner Leo the December time period will lack a strong cosmic influence.  The absence of an influence can be an influence in itself as this can lead to complacency.  Picture yourself on open water in a sailboat.  The seas are calm, currents are minimal, and there is no wind.  You can see your destination off in the distance.  If you relax and float, you will get nowhere.  This is the time in life where you must grab an oar and row to your destination.

Keep the Indica in the bag stoner Leo.  You must find strains of the sacred herb that keep you on that grind rowing towards your destination.  Falling into couch lock is a deadly trap in December.

Regarding business and work for the December time period stoner Leo, I have these words:  Discipline finds its benefit when a measurement is absent.  You are entering a time period where normal universal influences have left your blessed life.  You are alone in your sailboat, and only your internal drive will row you to your destination.  Stay focused, be disciplined, and keep rowing.

Stoner Leo, I have some great news from the universe.  As ominous as it is to be alone in a sailboat with no wind and no current, you have a mighty ship in your personal life that will take you where you need to go.  Relax and release stoner Leo.  Follow instructions and directions from your cosmic cannabis companions.  You must be direct with your action in work, and you must be passive & intuitive with loved ones.  This balance will lead to a successful December time period.

Scorpio December 2016

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The month of December 2016 brings much abundance to the stoner Scorpio.  Every task you have on your plate can be brought to completion this month.  You will also find that any new task you take on will coincide well with your wants and needs.  If you can, keep your pipe for inspiration but use it lightly this month.

In your working world brace yourself for more of the same ol’ same ol’.  Your partners or managers will sing the same ol’ song.  The stoner Scorpio thinks much differently and more forward than the rest of the zodiac.  You do in fact have the best of intentions and the best ideas.  Unfortunately, you will not be heard & your ideas will be put on back burners.  You’ve seen this time and time again.  This time may be the last time for these collegues to hear your ideas.  They will inevitably come to the same conclusion you have, but, it will be months later and probably too late.   As you will have moved on and I say good for you!  Stay on your best game and only toke if necessary during work this month.  Don’t let the agitation get you down as it is readying you for your next step.

Break out the indica in the evenings! This is your relaxation time and it is time to put your work day to rest.  Do more with your loved ones and enjoy life.  It is not all about work my stoner Scorpio!  Spend quality time with your partner and enjoy each other.  Your friends will be full of merriment so see them too!  You will all need each other at the end of this year.

Capricorn December 2016

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Stoner Capricorn, the month of December can be a weird emotional period.  The cosmos have blown strange clouds in your direction.  This time period may cause you confusion as up may be down and down may be up.  Fear not stoner Capricorn, everything will work out just fine as you will be able to solve this directional puzzle with positive thinking and solid decision making.  Avoid any strains of the sacred herb that cause over thinking.  December is a great month to try that high CBD strain you have been thinking about.  The cosmic confusion and puzzles of December can be solved with common sense, not over thinking.

The life sphere surrounding business and work will present the most difficult puzzle for the stoner Capricorn in December.  A new job or position can be of great long-term benefit.  You are strong and worthwhile at your core; new positions and challenges are within your capabilities.  However, there is a strong warning I have seen in the strange clouds blowing through the stoner Capricorn sky:  Beware of the trojan horse presented as a gift.  In our economic machine, there is no such thing as free or easy money.  Accepting and investing in a trojan horse can lead to the destruction of your financial house.  See through the sales pitch and follow the path into the future.  The solid brick road may just be spray painted.

The stoner Capricorn’s personal life will be much less complex for the December time period.  Holiday cheer should be soaked up.  Celebrate your own personal positivity and good tidings.  Use the opportunity of the holiday season to take a break with family and cannabis companions.  Appreciate their spirit in your life, and give your love to them.

Virgo November 2016

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Stoner Virgo the time period of November presents some unique challenges.  Navigating life when you must keep your feet on the ground while your energy is in the clouds can be a difficult proposition; especially when you are used to getting your way and following your emotional instincts.  Fear, not stoner Virgo, you have one important quality that will help you through this dynamic time period.  Your ability to take responsibility for your actions will keep your head on the terrestrial plane where your body will be firmly planted.  

There are so many aspects and dimensions to the sacred herb.  Stoner Virgo, this month it would be best to meditate and enjoy the sacred herb with a CBD balance.  Health and progress should be your mantra for November.  Lofty goals and ambitious efforts will keep your head in the clouds separated from your body.

Responsibility means more than the just acknowledgment of past actions and current situations.  It means also responsibility for future outcomes from current actions.  Only once you acknowledge the obstacle can you work on proactive solutions to enjoy positive results.

Stoner Virgo, it is the sphere of love and relationships where you will find the largest challenge to keep your head and body connected in November.  All emotions will be heightened in this time period, constantly trying to send your head and spirit into the clouds.  Love, anger, joy, rage, and disappointment are all types of emotions that the stoner Virgo will feel more intensely during this time period.  The intensity of these emotions can be dangerous if your loved ones are stuck on Earth while you are soaring through the clouds.  Rash decisions and actions will be your enemy in November stoner, Virgo.  

Aquarius November 2016

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Super smoker Aquarius, during the November month of 2016, you will have an air about you that people will notice.  And we’re not just talking about the lingering aroma of the herb that you may get to enjoy.  The case may be, however, that you are not seeing yourself in the same positive light that others observe you in.  At times, when end results seem questionable you might want to slow it up a bit and take the easy road.  Don’t do it Aquarius–just keep it calm and grab the bong.  As long as you know in which direction you’re headed you will get to your final destination, regardless of the bumps or roadblocks you encounter.

To use an ultimate cliche, Aquarius, ‘what goes around is sure to come back around’.  We can hope that perhaps what is returned to us is sticky, green, and smokeable.  The best way to increase the odds of an herbal return is to keep your karma as positive as possible.  This may mean that you may have to be the one that has to avoid conflict and confrontations.  You will have the ability to avoid the drama with coworkers or family members.  But, you will have to be the one to make the effort.

If you are unsure of what new goals or conquests you want to pursue, then you may experience a lot of time where you, “hurry up and wait”.  This will be okay as long as you are making some kind of decisions towards what progress you want to accomplish.  Even if this progress is internal.  You always know someone who is closest to you who is willing share a bowl and take a mind-expanding adventure.  

Taurus November 2016

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As an earth sign, the stoner Taurus will feel right at home all month long this November.  This month should go along quite smoothly if you’re willing to do the work and stay grounded.  A well-balanced hybrid will be your best bet all month long.  So grab your most earth-happy pipe and some hemp wick and take them along for the ride.

If you are ready to roll with the punches and get your hands dirty at work, November will be a month of great advancement.  This is not the time to delegate your responsibilities.  Do the work yourself and you will find more joy in the outcome.  In no way will this be an easy non-thinking month.  You will need to keep your wits about you and be prepared to open your eyes a bit during the process of working as one with your colleagues.  Towards the end of the month be sure to share some green with these hard working folks and share your gratitude with them.  They are not used to the Bull of the zodiac and the workplace to be  openly grateful.  You and they will truly enjoy all elements of this bonding.

Speaking of bonding your home life should be emotionally satisfying and easy going.  If you are in a committed relationship you will reach your end goals by working together and staying harmonious.  Be sure to take the time to share your love and herb with them.  Be open to new ideas and don’t hesitate to ask questions that will lead to new horizons.  This may be the month to have a small get together at your humble abode.  I’m sensing a good sesh with the old hookah will do you all good! Listen to your cannabis companions with an open mind as you may need a bit of balance in your life.  These beautiful friends will help you with that.  Enjoy this month stoner Taurus. December holds much excitement.

Leo November 2016

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Stoner Leo, be forewarned there are obstacles in November you must overcome.  You should consider the month of November as a month of life training.  The lessons you learn from overcoming the obstacles will aid your future cosmic development.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb should have a mantra for the month of November:  Breathe and let it be.

The obstacles in November that present the most challenge will be of a human nature.  In the sphere of work and business; humans will present roadblocks to your progress, Leo.  You must navigate these human roadblocks with creative detours.  This is where the meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb can be of the most benefit.  Creativity will be the key to your success in November.  Accomplishment is still achievable despite the human roadblocks.  Be mindful during these difficult situations because the lessons from these experiences will give you new tools in your arsenal for future obstacles.

Stoner Leo the time period of November will bring personal challenges for you in the sphere or love and happiness.  Remember your meditative mantra:  Breathe and let it be.  You cannot force yourself and your will on your loved ones in November.  We are all flying through space on Earth together.  Try to understand that your loved ones and cannabis companions have cosmic influences just like you.  Your compassion and patience will pay dividends in your relationships in the short and long term.

Sagittarius November 2016

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While the weather has gotten colder, stoner Sagittarius, you can expect your excitement levels to continue to heat up.  As many of your undertakings may be accompanied by our wonderful lady, mary jane, it is advised that you take photos.  Photos will make the memories will last longer.  Just remember to keep it going steady, but take a smoke break if needed.  You have many new experiences ahead, but fewer if you have to spend too much time recovering from all the fun.

Don’t act before the smoke clears Sag.  You can expect problems in the workplace, but only when everyone is not on the same page. It will be better to collaborate.  More work will get done and everyone involved will benefit from sharing perspectives.  Move ahead with the plan of action only after all parties have given their input.  This way the workplace can remain peaceful and productive which may offer everyone more time off the clock to spend doing what they really love.  Enjoying good herb and sharing it with their best buds.

Keep it positive with your lover or home life.  You may want to at times let others know how you feel about their attitudes.  But, remember, they have internal workings that you can’t see.  Instead of cutting them off, investigate what might be the bother or trouble.  When a garden is withering, sometimes it may feel like the easiest thing to do is to uproot everything and start fresh. It may take more work but if instead, you invest your efforts you will be able to help them flourish by weeding through the thorns to help them grow something beautiful.

Aries November 2016

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My dearest stoner, Aries, the month of November has arrived and with it a sense of relaxation.  You have been through so very much this year and it is time to breathe and let be.  Meditative sessions with a nice indica hybrid will help to keep you feeling empowered.  Self-empowerment is key this month.  Take it all in and give yourself room to realize your own personal power over your life.

Your personal relationships are where you have lacked personal empowerment in the past few months.  It is time to stop crying on your best buds shoulder and start doing.  Grab that waterpipe and take a long slow drag before you meditate – alone.  I believe you will see that you have been forcing an issue or relationship that is no longer serving who you are.  By mid-month, you will no longer hang on to this issue or relationship.  This awakening will leave you feeling free yet empty. Circle up your best buds and allow them to pull you up and out of any possible self-defeating attitude you may be nursing.  These friends are key in your mental health this month.

Slow and steady progress is the pace of November.  Take stock of your past successes and make sure that you do not become stagnant.  There is a huge difference between getting by and slowly making progress.  It may be best to lay the pipe down during working hours to insure that you are crossing all your t’s and dotting all your i’s.  It will behoove you to stay on point and keep busy as December 2016 will bring new challenges.  Take this slow time to empower every aspect of yourself – including your work self.

Pisces November 2016

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Stoner Pisces, you may not have complete mastery over the chaos or events that may come your way.  You do, however, have 100% control over how you respond to any and all surprises.  This month, you may benefit from a little extra herbal inspiration.  It may be beneficial to whip out the grinder, break down that sacred plant and take a toke when you have the chance.  Maybe you enjoy a bit of cannabis concentrate to help you contemplate what direction will take you the farthest.  Using these preparations will allow you to grind hard when the current circumstances require.  And, be sure, your path forward will certainly require much effort from you.  The upside is that if you decide to pursue these goals, you will have every tool needed for success.

Pisces, this “go get ‘em” attitude will be noticeable within all fields of your life.  Just be cautioned that you do not rush by important to-dos in your race to the finish line.  It could be recommended to stick to some sticky Indica. Its mellow tendencies might help you to oddly stay focused: whereas as a Sativa strain might cause your mind to race ahead of yourself.

The least demanding facet during November you can expect to be your homelife.  While other areas will require your input and efforts, at home you will be able to just be yourself.  Your lover, if you have one, will require nothing more from you other than to smoke a bowl and chill.  Even if work or other areas seem to be a little rougher going, you will have peace and solace in the safe space of  your home.  

Gemini November 2016

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Stoner Gemini you can relax in the calm waters of the cosmos in the month of November.  Negative influences will be at bay, and you will be able to concentrate on internal desires and positive manifestation.  With negative universal influences dulled, a variety of strains of the sacred herb can be used in meditative experiments.  The focal point of all meditative smoke sessions should be creation and manifestation.  The world is what we want to make it.  Our desires and fears clash in a constant beam communicating out to the cosmos.  Take time to focus your communication stream to the universe this month on pinpointing what you really what out of this life.  The universe is always listening; be sure that you are communicating what you want it to hear.

Work and business will continue at a normal flow in November.  Much of the importance of your communication with the universe, you must be clear with your communication in the workplace.  Obstacles will pop up in the form of human conflict.  Concentrate on your tasks and responsibilities.  It would be best to avoid heated conflict.  As long as you take care of your sphere of responsibility everything will work itself out.

Stoner Gemini, your relationships will require more action in November.  Be honest with yourself about your internal desires.  The month of November will be a pivotal time for addressing your goals regarding personal relationships.  If your desires are defined, then they are obtainable with communication and direct action.

Libra November 2016

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Stoner Libra I am able to offer you a wonderful plan of action for the month of November.  The universe has interesting influences for you for this time period.  There will be challenges, but with smartly placed effort you should finish the period with a happy-go-lucky sense of peace.  Our plan must require us to break the month up into two halves.

The beginning of the November time period will bring the largest challenge for the stoner Libra.  The cosmos will be working against you in terms of productivity and stagnation.  The cosmos will not arm you with the necessary energy and influence to fight off enemies and negativity.  It will be very important in the first half of November to breathe and let it be.  Behind the scenes, you can work on your plan for the second half of the month.  Creativity will be the key during this difficult time.

Take time for yourself early in the November time period for a private meditative session with your favorite strain of the sacred herb.  Organizing and planning with creativity early in the month will give you a task list and action plan to execute.  You will be armed with the necessary tools to defeat your enemies and fend off negativity when the difficult cosmic clouds are lifted.

Your participation with life partners and cannabis companions will not be so complicated in November stoner Libra.  Do not beat yourself up over past mistakes.  Acknowledgment of your errors and corrective measures will provide the opportunity for success moving forward.  Engage your family and friends with joy and love, and they will return your affection accordingly.

Cancer November 2016

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Arrogance and pride need to step aside in the lives and minds of the stoner Cancers.  You are quite knowledgeable on these ego driven shields my cannabis companions.  Even though you wield these emotional tools well; your focus should be on self-actualization and allowance for the entire month of November.  When I say allowance I am referring to:  Allowing yourself to be in the moment, be forgiving of yourself and of others.  Be loving in the same manner.  By doing so you will only increase your self-actualization that you need to reach by the end of this November.

In your personal life take the time to be with your family.  If you are lucky enough to have a family of tokers, break out the hookah and enjoy a weekend of bonding.  If there is any discord within your family address it immediately.  You need all those who love you on your side this month.  Their love and strength will help you ascend to levels of consciousness you have only ever dreamed of.

The working world of the stoner Crab will require much discernment.  It is imperative that you take the time to meditate with the sacred herb in regards to your work in November 2016.  There is much on your plate and you have the talent to accomplish each task at hand.  The problem herein lies: You are only one person, you will need your colleagues and you must pick the most appropriate projects to work on.  Do not be tricked into thinking the ones you choose are not the proper ones.  Trust in yourself and watch what can be done.  
November may be immensely overwhelming for you stoner, Cancer.  Do not fret!  What lies at the end of this month is worth every moment.  Do your best to enjoy this new process.

Scorpio November 2016

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At the beginning of November 2016, the stoner Scorpio needs to reach for your most enlightened self.  Meditate with the sacred herb and envision the protection of white light surrounding you in every aspect.  Carry this vision with you every day and feel it’s power to your core.  It will protect you in ways you didn’t know you needed protection.  You are being given many personal liberties over the next few week, set yourself up for pure enjoyment no matter the pace of events.

In your work, stoner Scorpio, you need to be prepared.  Failure is not a loss!  It is rather a move in the direction of success.  If you choose to brood and wallow in self pity or other self-destructive emotional tirades, you will simply dissolve the victory that awaits you.  You are in fact moving forward with every step.  It is imperative that you take time to heal from any injury or setback before you go back to hammering out the desired results.  Rest assured the best possible outcome will arrive.  Be kind with your comrades and share your herb if the work hours run long.

The Scorpio that is gifted with a sixth sense will be the most unaffected by the woes that love can bring in November.  For those of us without extrasensory gifts, heed these words kindly:  You are not always right.  You do not always know what is best. Other people have a right to their feelings.  Do not make mountains out of molehills.  There, that being said, you can have a very pleasant love life this month.  You must allow it to evolve.  Do not stand in its way or it will become destructive.  Take the time necessary to hear your lover out.  Pack the pipe, light the bowl and listen.  Then respond.  Yes, you must respond.   Communication can be difficult for the strong silent Scorpio, but this month it is necessary.  Do not run from it.  Open up to it and the love you can receive.  Remember the white light of protection and wear it always.

Capricorn November 2016

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Stoner Capricorn the struggle is real.  The November time period will thrust you back into a challenging mode from negative cosmic cross winds.  Hold firm and resolute stoner Capricorn, you have been through worse storms.  You must draw on your experiences from the past.  Your previous internal shelters from the negative wind and rain will aid you greatly in overcoming this challenging time period.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for action in November.  Falling victim to couch lock and self-pity is not a result of smoke sessions with the sacred herb, it is only a mindset you create.  Puff puff pass sativa this month to draw more energy for the universal battle at your door.

Stoner Capricorn, you are strong enough to overcome the challenges that will be presented In the sphere of work and business.  Competitive enemies from outside and from within cannot be disseminated during this storm.  However, using your team and resources will be the best way to fight through current challenges for future positive results.  Planning meetings and communication with your coworkers or crew will be essential to fighting off competitors and enemies beating at your door.

Stoner Capricorn, the November time period as it relates to cannabis companions, loved ones, and acquaintances is more complex than a simple storm peppering your roof.  New horizons will appear in November.  But as with any horizon, it is off in the distance.  Keep this in mind as you develop new relationships with potential cannabis companions.  A relationship must be cultivated and nurtured.  Relationships that are rushed won’t see the beauty of the horizon.

Gemini October 2016

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Stoner Gemini, brace yourself for bad news.  The month of October is a dramatically dire situation for you.  When I was a child I spent time near a nuclear power plant.  My entire community was littered with sirens.  When they were tested it would send a shiver down my spine.  Stoner Gemini, the sirens are sounding for you, take heed.

Unfortunately, you can’t simply lock yourself away in your room with cannabis, a pipe, and a tissue.  Inaction could be the exact trigger that unloads the cosmic pain down on you.  I do not enjoy being the bearer of bad news stoner Gemini.  With these warnings, you have a chance to settle your soul and prepare yourself for a difficult time period.  The heavenly leader for the sign of Gemini has completely abandoned you for the month of October.  Try to imagine as if the sun were to go away for an entire month, and you had to live in darkness for the duration of the period.

The sacred herb has coping and enlightening properties.  Meditative sessions should take place in moderation with specific direction.  Have you heard of a tolerance break?  This may be the month that you should put down the vape pen and give yourself the gift of sobriety for the month of October.

Unfortunately your cannabis companions, family, and loved ones cannot help you in your predicament this month.  As a matter of fact, you may want to avoid trips and outings with your loved ones as the dark cloud over your head may be detrimental to the long-term health of your relationships.

I’m sorry stoner Gemini, I have no jokes or quips to end this sad horoscope.  You are now prepared with information.  It is up to you to battle the dark cosmic forces.  You will see the blessings of the light again.

Scorpio October 2016

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My dearest stoner Scorpio, this October you must challenge your daily mantra.  What is it now? Has it gotten you where you need to be?  Are you happy with life?  How we talk to ourselves is more important than any action we take.  What we think about, we bring about.  Whether positive or negative our thoughts are what controls us and our environment.  Take some time at the very first of this month to meditate with our sacred herb.  A new, better, more motivating, more loving mantra will come to you.  Use this new mantra daily.  Use it when you are aggravated or anxious or angry.  It will change your world, one moment at a time.  

With that being said, your month will be a bit lagging.  If you heeded the advice of the cosmos last month you will be coming off a feeling of accomplishment.  Do not, under any circumstances, allow yourself to fall into a downward spiral just because you’re a bit bored and fed up with work.   Take the down time to prepare for far busier times ahead.  Keep a bit of indica in a sneak a toke and use the creative influence to fuel your logical mind with fun new ways to organize. This in itself will help you feel accomplished especially when the workload hits the fan near the end of October.
In matters of the heart my cannabis companion, you will float along nicely.  Do try to avoid conflicts at this time.  Your ego does not need to be fed by being right.  Allow others to find their own paths even if you know your way is best.  They will come to that decision all on their own.  Your circle of friends will be wanting to see you a bit more so go out there and have a bit of fun while you are less busy.  Then come home with or to your lover and remind them why you’re the most passionate in the zodiac.

Taurus October 2016

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Stoner Taurus, it will feel good to be you in October.  All the senses and traits of the stoner Taurus will be tested in October, but on their terms.  As usual, the dueling characteristics of the stoner Taurus will be at odds in October.  As reliability & ambition battle against possessiveness & laziness, the stoner Taurus should feel right at home.

October will be a wild ride for the stoner Taurus.  There will be a huge amount of decisions and choices to be made in the October time period.  These decisions and choices will be varied and unpredictable.  The good news is that the stoner Taurus will have all the information required to make a positive impact on the universal clutter headed their way.

Ahhhh, all the information the stoner Taurus will need, and then some!  Here lies the problem with the month of October for the stoner Taurus, Information Overload!  The month may seem scrambled and chaotic at many points in the month like the beginning of the 1990 song Information Overload, by Living Colour.  Meditative smoke sessions with the sacred herb will help vitally in sorting through the cosmic clutter and making sense of where the information ends and the decision begins.  These points of decision making will be evident in work and play.  As all the information comes in stoner Taurus, don’t get over-loaded!  Mediation and moderation are the keys to successfully visualizing all the different choices and directions you can take in October.  Don’t over cook the cannabis or you may become over-baked.

Pisces October 2016

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The weather may be cooling off as summer turns to fall; but, you stoner Pisces will continue your successful hot streak.  While the seasons changing would traditionally cause a downturn in your energies, you will continue to rock steady.  This means that it will be best for you to complete any of your to-dos before the days become too short.  Maybe it’s taking that last hike of summer, or visiting that new restaurant that you’ve been waiting to try.  Perhaps your goal is to meet new smoking buddies to hang out through the harshness of winter.  Whatever your aspirations are, you will have immense likeliness for success, so don’t wait–just make it happen.

It will be important to take that time to hike, or indulge in delicious foods or extra special herb.  Because those closest to you will require an immense amount of your time and energies.  But, don’t worry Pisces, there will be enough of you to go around.  Just remember that it is ultimately up to you as to where you invest yourself.  So, there will be no reason to feel bad if you can’t get to everyone.  Prioritize who is most in need of a friend with green–everyone will benefit from your efforts but you get to decide how many folks you will affect with your generosity and talents.
The one area you don’t want to skimp on is your significant other (if you have one).  This can also apply to family or friends closest to you.  Your positivity is contagious, but if you project the negative it can haze up a pleasant interaction with unexpected consequences.  If you need that little break, say maybe a smoke break to enjoy a sunset or a stroll to rest and reset, take it.  It will pay off, in the long run, to take those small moments to enjoy yourself.  

Leo October 2016

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Stoner Leo, you’ve been on a solar hot streak.  You have become accustomed to a cosmic wind at your back with limited obstacles in your way.  The October time period will bring new challenges to the stoner Leo.  That warm wind at your back will become a bitter cold in your face.

Stoner Leo, please understand that you have more of a potential in damaging yourself than the cosmic dice you have been dealt.  You have been spoiled this year with positive cosmic influences.  This change in direction is the challenge you must overcome.  Your reaction to negative influences will be more important than any steps you must take to overcome them.  Meditative sessions with the sacred herb should be well thought out and crisply executed.  Avoid any strains that could put you away from the world.  Replace any Indica with Sativa for the month of October.

Stoner Leo, the trap in October is self-pity and an attitude of avoidance.  You must be present and accounted for in the office and at home.  Entrepreneurs and company leaders must show that they are willing to work just as hard as their workers.  Many times you have been able to skirt away from work for something more pleasurable.  These decisions could have drastic consequences during the October time period.

Stoner Leo, discipline is the key to the month.  You should avoid any instinct toward individual personal pleasure.  Family and work must take priority.  You will have moments where self-pity demands of you to shut yourself off to the world.  This is the most dangerous situation.  Your presence and accountability are vital for loved ones, cannabis companions, and your work relationships.  Relax and enjoy the renewed focus.  The Sativa species of cannabis will be your friend in October.  Energy, empathy, discipline, and accountability will be your key words for the month.

Capricorn October 2016

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Stoner Capricorn, you will be protected from the brisk breeze of fall with excitement and energy.  Universal influences will send confusing messages and a mixed bag of problems in October, but you will sail on the cosmic seas with ease stoner Capricorn.  You have a green light with cannabis companions and full reign of any species or strain of the sacred herb at your combustible disposal in October.  But you will have two distinct themes in October.

Breathe and let it be at work stoner Capricorn.  You will need a calm attitude and patient tongue at the workplace in October.  Take notes, but avoid conflict and big decisions.  There will be time for a strong stand and bold execution in a future time period.  Your notes and insight will come in handy in future time periods, so do not mistake my interpretation as “checking out.”

October will bring significant events in your home life.  This is where most of your attention and energy should be placed stoner Capricorn.  You will face a swirling cosmic wind of activity.  There will be no major negative events, but minor problems to solve.  You will have significant events with loved ones and or cannabis companions, but unfortunately, you may not realize how significant in the moment.  Take chances and have fun with friends and loved ones in October stoner Capricorn.  This time, period will be all about solid decision making and positive experiences.  Don’t coop yourself up and hide away from the gloomy fall.  Put yourself out there with your fellow planetary space travellers, you might just remember an event for the rest of your life.

Virgo October 2016

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Stoner Virgo, the October time period will bring something unique and unusual for you.  Do not fret, this new situation will be a welcome gift from the cosmos.  Universal influences will be at bay leaving you to your devices and ambitions.  A quiet period where caretaking and fire fighting will be at a minimum, and creativity and freedom will abound.

For many other signs, a quiet period would be welcome and appreciated; but not you stoner Virgo.  This vision of calm may strike the fear of complacency and stagnation.  The universe has granted the stoner Virgo a wonderful opportunity.  Look at it this way my energetic stoner Virgo friend:  The cosmos is not forcing a calm period on you, there will simply be an absence of influence.  Ah yes, you see stoner Virgo, you will be free to create your own environment.  Freedom is the keyword to the month of October.

You can not take this gift from the universe lightly stoner Virgo.  Now is the time to start that creative adventure you have been thinking about.  Whether you own your own business or work for ‘the man,’ October will be the time to start your very own nano business or start that new creative project on the side.

This is also the time to recharge your batteries!  Stoner Virgo, you go and go chasing the cosmic wind throughout the year.  This is the time to focus on you, and what you need to savor life.  Start out the time period with a deep meditative session with the sacred herb.  Consult with your cannabis companions, they may have wonderful adventures you now have the time to join them on.

Stoner Virgo, with no cosmic influences, you will be more open to the love in your heart.  You can be a guarded soul with your love stoner Virgo.  October will be a wonderful time of freedom to express yourself and enjoy the love of others.

Libra October 2016

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Stoner Libra, are you prepared for many minor disappointments that won’t impact your life in meaningful ways?  Ok, then you are ready for October!  Oh, baby, that was harsh, but a sedative reality is coming in the October time period.  If the cosmic stars decide to ignore you for a time period, at least that’s better than if the stars were against you.  That’s it stoner Libra, let’s start practicing looking on the bright side!  Stock up on the most energizing Sativa.  Indica couch lock meditative sessions could only exacerbate your challenges in October.  You will need to find motivation and energy from your smoke sessions.

Workplace tension, productivity, and accomplishment will all be at low levels in October for the stoner Libra.  Energy levels will be low so it will be important not to take on too much at work.  Stay within yourself and focus on the day-to-day tasks.  Remember stoner Libra, October is filled with a lot of minor speed bumps.  At least you aren’t looking forward to asteroidal pot holes!

It has been said, “Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.”  It is also true stoner Libras are from Saturn.  This month your space travel will feel like you lost your home.  Take note of your cannabis companions and loved ones, as you are wandering the planet without an emotional home this month.  It will be important to listen and be attentive to the needs of your loved ones.  You can’t solve the problems of others if you are searching for emotional balance.

You got this stoner Libra.  Remember, only 10 mph over speed bumps.

Sagittarius October 2016

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Stoner Sag, this coming October you will find yourself settling into a very pleasant groove.  And, although there will be occasions that seem like they might turn your groove into a funk, no one will actually be able to affect your zen.  Just remember that you are the master of your own destiny.  The month will be a good time to reflect upon what makes you happy.  Although the skies may get a little cloudy, you will be always able to rise above.  Keep in mind that this may mean that you will need to enlist a little herbal assistance to maintain your mellow moods, but odds are you won’t mind creating these particular kinds of clouds.

In case you are feeling that your peace might turn instead to boredom, search out the unknown.  It could be as simple as trying that new strain you’ve heard so much about, or that extra chocolatey special kind of recipe.  Whatever you choose to do, doing it will not disappoint.  Maybe you rope your friends into rollin’ that 7 gram joint you’ve never had the chance to smoke.  Although the opportunity for exploration is limitless, it’s not a requirement that your undertaking have to be smoking related.  It might be enough to start a new hobby or pick up a new show to watch.  Trust yourself Sagittarius, and you’ll have no problem pursuing your curiosity.  

If you do experience any trials and tribulations this month, it will likely arise in the home and family circles.  But try to proceed with caution.  One party might hear something that they don’t appreciate or perceive as aggression.  However, confusion does not mean conflict has to be the end result.  Take the time to talk it out, or smoke it out.  This might be the remedy for rudeness that allows everyone involved to keep their cool.

Aquarius October 2016

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Aquarius, you must have done well in accumulating some excellent Karma in recent months. This will be especially important heading into the Fall and Winter as there will be less sun on your back to keep energies high.  So, having a little extra reserve to go around will be great indeed.  It will be important to balance the highs with the lows; aka, it will be good if you are able to the keep the herb and the handy work separate.  This will allow you to make the most of your investments.  Whether it be work or play, the goal is to go for it big.  

If all else fails, trust yourself stoner Aquarius.  You know what it is that you wish to accomplish.  When those around you seek to impede your efforts, don’t strain yourself to fight them on it.  Those who wish to pursue negative actions are going to do so, regardless of your actions.  Keep calm, and toke on.  And then get back to handling your own business.  I think it was once said, “haters are going to hate,” so do your best to keep it all love.  Sometimes sharing is caring, but just be careful with what others are trying to share with you.

On the home front, you may have to be a little bit more thoughtful.  Depending on how the sacred herb affects you, may mean smoking more or picking up the pipe a little less.  If things are feeling a little shaky, don’t rush into making hasty decisions.  However, if you are able to meditate on the matters and still come to the same conclusion then proceed with what needs to be done.  Aquarius, you are the grower of your own spiritual garden, just be sure to do your best to flourish.

Cancer October 2016

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As with September, stoner Cancers will have an October that could possibly be filled with nuances of dissonance in the musical we call life.  It is time to break out the 90’s grunge, a freshly filled water pipe and remember exactly how to flow around the sounds that by themselves may not be so appealing.  Remember that all discord is challenging us to see things differently.  Try your best to allow all the dirty chords to work together with the chorus and clouds of days gone high.

Do you remember the time when the Alice in Chains song “Man in the Box” felt like your life’s theme song?  Do whatever you can to not slide back down to that point in your life.  Look out for the groupies that want to steer you there.  Even if those groupies are your favorite co-workers.  Just don’t do it.  You will not become rich, or get the girl or win a medal by being sucked into the billows of betrayal.  My stoner Crab you have worked incredibly hard to get to this point in your life.  You can find a way to amicably avoid this probability and make ends meet too.  Meditate with a nice hybrid and it will all become more clear to you on which path you should choose.

In your world of personal relationships, all may seem well Cancer.  This October you need to pay attention to the little things.  You are not out of place by questioning others intents.  If you are not paying attention; those envious of you will sneak up on you like a crescendo: smooth and fast.  While deep contemplation with the sacred herb is important this month so is your ability to respond.  Do not over indulge.  You are a vibrant and vivacious person. Enjoy yourself and let nobody bring you down.  All in all, you can easily have a great month. I simply had to tell you of the possible mishaps lurking in the shadows.  Be strong my cannabis companion, but most importantly be the best version of you.  Remember the cosmos are here to support you if you allow them to.

Aries October 2016

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Your energies are all over the place this October stoner Aries!  Before you read any further I suggest you take a toke of a nice indica strain and calm down a bit.  You will need all the help you can muster up to find your center this first month of fall.  Yoga and meditation will be your best of friends.  So roll up and roll out for a month that will have a few surprises.

Last month has you feeling on top of the world.  This month the cosmos are asking you to pay attention and be grounded.  With your energy levels up you feel like you can take on the world.  Don’t even think about it.  You need to stay on task as best you can this month due to the many planetary positions that will be working against you if you do not.  Do what you must to stay focused as it may seem as at every turn you are being knocked back two steps.   Thankfully those who choose to meditate at home with the sacred herb will more easily combat any nuances that arise in their working worlds.

Work may have you feeling a bit stressed my stoner, Ram.  Do not allow that to get your goat.  Your goal this month in your realm of friends and lovers is to “keep calm and carry on”.  All your showing up last month has paid off in a big way.  This month you will find more residential escapes and closer unity of your friends.  You must however not be the center of attention at every turn.  If you played your cards well you have a newfound or newly refreshed lover to your left of the smoking circle.  Give most of your attention to them and your homelife should be smooth sailing.

Aries September 2016

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Peaceful serenity is yours for the taking this September my stoner, Aries.  You should find yourself in a very nice place where things seem to go your way.  Pack up your sneak a toke and take advantage of the last few days of summer.  This does not mean you can blissfully close your eyes and drift along this month.  You will need to keep a watchful eye about you and take in all that you see with a distant observer point of view.  The coming months will be easier if you pay attention now.

Aries, although you will not be able to escape your responsibilities this September you will find that they are easier to handle.  New opportunities await you in your working world.  They may seem a bit advantageous but if your intuition is on point jump in!   It may be best to lie the pipe to the side during your working hours and use your sacred herb at home to meditate on your new beginnings. Especially since your decisions now will greatly affect you in the months to come!

It is never wise to only share your bud with one person.  Be kind with your sacred herb as well as your presence.  To most stoner, Aries serenity means time alone with coffee, art, reading, music and the list goes on.  This month you will need to show up and be seen when the occasion arises. Do not tie yourself down at this time.  Give yourself the freedom to wander and explore.  This is the month to not simply find yourself but to truly BE yourself.  Aries, I do believe you are starting anew.  Believe in you and your world will become right starting from within.

Cancer September 2016

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September 2016 is a time for the stoner Cancer to sit back and watch.  Allow this month to be one of more relaxation than action.  Keep an indica heavy hybrid available for moments when your anxiety becomes overwhelming.  The stoner Cancer is almost always easy going, but this month you will find yourself being stretched in new ways.  Go with the flow.

Feel the rhythm of work and note how it is different.  Do not fight it as it will only cause you mishaps and hurdles that were not meant to be in your way.  Keep the dugout close for moments like these.  Contemplate, watch, and devise a plan before act!  You will find that even the simplest of your routine tasks are asking to be done in a different way.  If you keep your anxieties at bay you will find a way to shine this month in your world of work.

By going with the flow you will easily maneuver around any possible “impending doom” scenarios in your personal realm.  If you are spending time with meditation and the sacred herb you will be more open to the vibrations around you.  Feel situations out before accepting the invitation.  If it does not suit who you avoid it at all costs in September.  As for your partners in affection remember to take the time to reconnect.  Especially if you have been feeling off-kilter.  Remember to leave your ego at the door as it is merely your hard shell.  Your lover does not deserve to have to try and penetrate through it.  Be open and kind, then relax and unwind!

Pisces September 2016

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Have you been having a solid summer, stoner Pisces?  Are you still vibin’ good and rollin’ through all of the challenges that have stood in the way of the goals you want to achieve?  This has probably been the case for you over the past few months.  And, the best thing is that you’re not done yet.  Your noticeable positive energies have had uplifting effects on those who are fortunate enough to know you Pisces.  Sharing is caring, and not just when it comes to the sacred herb—although that is always appreciated.  You have been more than generous with your efforts and abilities, and it continues to produce healthy growth in your life.  With all that you are paying forward don’t worry when you feel like you need to kick back with a freshly packed bowl and enjoy the greenery around you and in front of you.

At work, or whatever occupies your time and energy, you may be in for some pleasant surprises.  You may even have forgotten about seeds that you planted many, many moons ago.  But, they are sprouting and flourishing under your nourishing thumbs.  You already know Pisces, however, that getting to harvest does not mean that your task is done.  Then comes curing and trimming, which can be a labor of love.  So remain diligent in your actions, just remember that it feels much less like work when you are pursuing your passions.

Under no circumstances, Pisces, do you need to sacrifice your enjoyments or likes for others or a significant other.  But, you may be floating on cloud 9 and will not hurt to help friends or your lover to achieve the same.  The view from up high is beautiful…you’ll enjoy it even more if there is someone sharing it with you.  This September will be a time in which you will embark upon magical mary jane adventures.  Roll one up, invite your partner, and set off toward a wonderfully smoky horizon.

Gemini September 2016

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The month of September 2016 can be a relatively calm month for the stoner Gemini.  There are no ominous warnings to report.  This does not mean that you will be off the hook completely.  It is a month where you will be tested.  Find your breath and allow the sacred herb to enlighten you on positivity to carry you through until October.

With all your personal relationships you need to apply an analytical approach.  Look at these relationships with no emotion and take stock of what they truly consist of.  Once you’ve made your evaluations choose the one friendship that is always there for you and helps enlighten your path.  Take some time to share a bowl with them.  It is time to divulge some of your burdens with someone who will  help you get to the bottom of the situations.   These issues may be matters of the heart.  Do your best to try new communication strategies with when it comes to your lover.  Do not be afraid to let them in.  It may seem difficult but, once you start talking you will find sharing is much more comfortable than you thought.

Being a strong and self-reliant sign of the zodiac you will want something that keeps you motivated.  A high sativa strain will be perfect for you during your work days.  Business will be very successful for you during September of 2016, but not without a few challenges.  I strongly suggest to do all your own bidding at this time.  Your co-workers may have a wonderful strategy in theory, but will fizzle like the last ember of your pipe.  Keep your eye on the prize and be relentless.  I have no doubt that you will overcome all obstacles this month stoner Gemini.

Sagittarius September 2016

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Stoner Sagittarius, it will be of great value for you to invest your energies into keeping it positive.  This is not to say that everything that can, will go wrong.  Instead, it means that it will be mostly up to you to make them go right.  You may want to worry, but, fortunately, you know of a certain sacred herb that is said to help with toning down the intensity.  Remember that sometimes, filling the air with smoke can oddly enough help to clear the mind.  When you are enjoying your R&C, Rest, and Cannabis, this will be the best time to allow your mind to wander into new territories and ideas.  Otherwise, stay focused on working to solve familiar problems.

If you are able to maintain a modest, yet effective, pace when at work you will be to accomplish all of your to-dos, Sagittarius.  It is not recommended that you “take it easy.”  Rather, be at ease when you are deciding what to tackle next.  You have the skills to accomplish what you set out to do, you will just have to project your efforts toward the appropriate areas.  It may be a sativa kind of September.  To best maintain your critical problem-solving skills, go for that cerebral boost.  Find that sweet strain, maybe something fruity and light that will be your send off to summer.

So, now to the tough stuff stoner Sag.  The home front may produce less than chill circumstances.  The good news is that if your partner partakes when it comes to cannabis, you both should be able to make it through the transition to Autumn.  Keep the adventures close to home, however.  Whether single or in a serious partnership it might be best to stick to what is known.  It is sometimes true, that the grass may be greener on the other side.  But, it can also be better to cultivate the greens that we already have.  

Virgo September 2016

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Stoner Virgo, the period of September is a confusing time.  Your energy and cosmic influences usually create a dynamic period of action, but September will be different.  There is a calmness to the wind that you are not used to.  Stoner Virgos like the action of the fire and the heat of the boiling pot.  Quite often you stir the pot and like the fire.  The September period will lack dynamics for the stoner Virgo, and this may seem disconcerting.

In the absence of action and cosmic dynamics in the workplace, the stoner Virgo will replace this space with stress.  Stoner Virgo, you usually like the creativity and energy from the sacred herb.  September will be a time to try that scary deep Indica strain.  Coping and deep meditative personal work will have to replace the usual hustle and buzz from your workspace.  Willie Nelson said, “The Biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”

The action in the September time period for the stoner Virgo will come in the sphere of the personal life.  Previous events and unspoken resolutions will come to a tipping point with loved ones and cannabis companions in September.  Don’t be scared stoner Virgo, you are a powerful being, and the outcome of this tipping point doesn’t have to be spilled blood.  The period of calm in the workplace is a blessing because your love life will require your utmost attention.  If you don’t water the plant, it will die.  If you water the plant and even sing to it, it will flourish.

Aquarius September 2016

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During the beginning of the fall season, stoner Aquarius, you will have the potential to lift yourself higher.  You may already know what it is you want to accomplish, but it will be up to you tip the scales.  If a goal is seeming out of reach, you may simply need to reposition the angle of your approach, not your goal.  You know what it is that you wish to achieve, so don’t settle.  When you run into a fork in the road on your journey toward success, this will be the time to settle down and have a bowl and weigh your options.  It is not a matter of choosing the ‘right’ path, you already know what it is you want Aquarius.  This pause will not necessarily help you choose your path, but rather it will give you the time to prepare yourself for what will come next.

In the workplace, trust yourself and your peers.  You are all working towards the same ends and it will be best to maintain your confident attitude.  Not necessarily at work, but if you run into conflicts amongst your coworkers it may be helpful to share some peace and the pipe.  If you are able to meet on common ground, perhaps over a bowl of freshly ground green, everyone involved will be able to find something they have to share.  Keeping the balance will ensure all parties are in sync and flowing in the same direction.

It will be important that you don’t sacrifice your desires in order to maintain the status quo.  Your passions are your own, even if you share this love with a significant other.  If at first, you do not succeed in the sphere of romance, don’t fret.  But, also do not force the issue.  Light one up with your lover and see if there is still a spark.  You will either rediscover the fire you two share or find that it may be time to find a new smoking partner.

Scorpio September 2016

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As autumn falls around us and changes our scenery, so will the scenery change for the life of the stoner Scorpio.  If you allow the colors of change to enlighten you my cannabis companion, you will deflect the negative side effects of this change.  Pick out your favorite greens for the month and use them with deep meditation to help propel you into the realm of accomplishment.

The intelligent Scorpio has a logical mind for the most part.  Which can be a bit confusing when it comes to love.  September winds will shift your heart into an emotional sphere that can be as soft as the last breeze of summer.  Allow yourself to be blissfully swept up in it and share your hearts desires with the one who holds your attention.  Be sure not only to share your feelings but your sacred herb with them as well.  It will help you open up and speak to your love in the most gentle of ways.  If you are currently attached you will not escape this monumental time, just remember to put the past behind you, be kind and gentle and you will see a new beginning that has endless possibilities open up.

September is a time of colleague relationships.  A time to embark on new missions with your co-workers.  This will be much simpler if you work for yourself as you will not have to answer to your managers.  Be sure that if you are doing something to better your situation on work time that you think it through explicitly.  Do not try to involve your managers as this is not a month to do projects with them.  In fact, fly under the radar.  Do what you must at work and then go home and make your changes.  This is where the deep meditation with the sacred herb will come in handy.  With your heart opened up you will find it difficult to make logical decisions at work. Time spent in meditation will guide you quickly to the perfect solution to your situation.   Take heed before beginning this change, then act quickly.  This change will benefit you in more ways than you can see right now, but, it can also negatively affect you if you do not think it through. Good luck my stoner Scorpio! I have absolute faith in your abilities.

Taurus September 2016

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How do you look at challenges, stoner Libra?  Your perception of difficulties is imperative at this time.  Find yourself a good hybrid and keep it close by this month.  I strongly suggest taking a meditative smoke break at the very first of the month.  During this session ask your ego and higher self to join forces.  If you do not your ego could get out of hand and ruin any possible good that can happen this September.

Your working world has the potential to be most problematic.  Keeping your cool is what you need to do.  This has nothing to do with you personally.  If your ego is in check you will prevail.   You will feel as if your workload has doubled, and frankly, it will.  If you kept your herb with you, take a break, relax then figure out who to ask for help.  Asking for help is a sign of strength, do not think otherwise.  You can overcome this trying work month by doing what you do best; endure and overcome!  Your ego will be pleased by month’s end!

Let your love light shine this month.  It is true you will find some respite from your daily life with your loved one or friends.  Just remember that light always finds its way into the darkest of caverns.  If you have secrets hiding in the corners of your soul, September is the month that they will be brought out into the open.  Do not fear your past. It made you who you are today.  Just be tactful when sharing — especially if the  details are juicy.  As for your circle of friends:  It is your time to keep them busy.  Grab the dug out and hit the trails one day then pack the vape and hit the clubs another.  All in all this September will be a mixture of obstacles but also of times to be remembered.

Libra September 2016

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Being the sign of scales in our beautiful zodiac, balance is always a stoner Libra’s goal.  For September of 2016 find a perfectly balanced strain of sacred herb to help you feel your way through any moments of doubt.  This month the cosmos will be testing your ability to stay emotionally stable.  Do not let your past dictate your future successes my dear cannabis companion!

It seems that the direction of your work will be challenging, to say the least.  Here is where you really need to focus.  It may seem as if problems are cropping up everywhere and that insanity is slowly creeping in.  Do not try to douse out all the fires at once.  Hit your vape and figure out a few of the problems you can most assuredly handle.  Then delegate the rest.  By doing this you will show great strength and save great emotional efforts.  All while eliminating problems that have existed for months. Truly you will put on a great show for management or better yet, your competition.

For you my stoner Libra, all things love, will be the simple.  Everything in your personal relationships should go very smoothly this month.  K.I.S.S. each probable obstacle and you will forget it as soon as you’ve crossed its path.  Find time to do some soul searching with the sacred herb in your down time.  Allow it to open up your senses to a new form of art and expression; you will feel more revitalized and uplifted because of it.  Be strong, stay kind and enjoy September Libra!   

Leo September 2016

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Stoner Leo, this blissful period you have been enjoying is destined to continue into the month of September.  However, all cosmic road signs may not be giving you the correct directional information.  In the first half of September, the cosmic signs will be confusing and may not point in the direction you think they should go.  Trust in yourself and the universe stoner Leo.  Your energy and desire will keep you on the correct path that ultimately lead to smoother roads.

Productivity in the workplace has the potential to be amazing in September.  The stars are aligned for this to be true, but once again stoner Leo, you may not see the path clearly ahead of you.  Meditation with the sacred herb in the beginning of the month will help you carve your productive path.  Find an old faithful strain that inspires creativity.  Make sure you are in a space that can be a conduit for creativity when you sesh with cannabis companions.  There may be no immediate impact of these sessions, but there are actions and currents of repercussions flowing under the surface.  If you work for the man, be sure to engage with your coworkers.  They will be key to your success.  A team working towards a common goal is a powerful thing.  Lead them.

The period of calm blissful waters will continue for the stoner Leo in September.  Give yourself up to the universe and your loved ones.  Swimming in these waters is easy without a floatation device.  All you need to achieve happiness and adventure is inside of you.  Focus on trust and compassion to achieve the love you desire.

Capricorn September 2016

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Stoner Capricorn, there are warning signs on the road:  “Danger – Catch 22 Ahead.”  Circular logic, catch 22, chasing your tail, these are all cliches that represent the traps I see laid in front of the stoner Capricorn in the September time period.  This warning is not particularly dangerous, but care and attention must be given to stay on a positive progressive life path.

Put down the indica strain for September, and find yourself some energetic sativa.  Energy will be at lower levels in September stoner Capricorn.  You must fight complacency and stagnation.  Energetic trips with cannabis companions and organized meditative sessions with the sacred herb will keep you on target.

How do you avoid chasing your tail?  Attention and diligence are required from you stoner Capricorn, especially regarding your decision making in September.  In both work and play, you must pay attention and make logical decisions.  If you run a business then critical questions require answering before impactful decisions are made.  If you are a corporate warrior then make sure you are driving in a known direction because time mismanagement could take you noticeably off the road.

These warnings hold true for your personal life as well.  Take the time to care and love your family and close friends.  Contemplating memories and enjoying past experiences will help you make decisions and lead your loved ones to new positive adventures.

Aquarius August 2016

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Keep rollin’ Aquarius.  Keep rolling up your down time one joint at a time.  Because you will not encounter any drastic obstacles or setbacks this month, it will be important to give additional attention to the little things–otherwise the small can become big before we know it.  When you are not problem-solving or reaching those goals, don’t forget to relax.  The calming properties of that peace-producing plant can help to keep you fresh and ready for getting work done and ready for what adventures might be calling.

 Sometimes stoner Aquarius, it may take longer to see the growth of the seeds we plant today.  Bout, don’t be discouraged.  Although getting your projects to bloom into completion may not come as soon as you thought, the time for harvest will come.  If you experience delays it only means that you have more time to cultivate and prune your efforts.  You will be able to see when one approach is not working and if needed, be able to figure out how to refocus on the problem from a new angle.

Whatever the zodiac sign of your partner or closest partner in chronic may be, you will both do well by slowing the pace during the final months of the summer sun.  It can be as simple as packing up the pipe, ‘hitting’ the local trails, and enjoying the local greenery around you.  If you both are able to remember to travel light you will be able to make it even further in your travels.  Good cannabis and great conversation–it can be a wonderful recipe for having a smokin’ summer.

Sagittarius August 2016

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Stoner Sagittarius, this August it will be important that you remember that you are the captain of your ship.  You may feel a bit lost at sea and that you are being tossed around by unexpected waves.  While those around you may be eager to offer advice, even good advice, you are ultimately the one who has to make the decisions that will affect your outcomes.  Time for relaxing with your favorite peace pipe will be irreplaceable.  These moments may not always produce instant insights on what path you should pursue.  But, this will allow you the time to contemplate the tougher issues through completion.  So roll one up and let it slow burn.  It will be important to figure out the right choice and not worry so much if you are making it at the right time.

Do you enjoy big bowls?  How about a big blunt?  Being able to see the big picture?  If you are not looking ahead to your results you may find yourself bored in the workplace.  Keep focused on the bigger picture and you will maintain your momentum and passions for the projects you’re tackling.  Find that nice sticky sativa that is perfect for you–allow its sweet smoke to permeate your body and expand your mind.  By allowing your approach to be more vast and open you will be able to see outside yourself but still, do what will be most beneficial to you and those affected around you.

Unfortunately, it will be very difficult to share positivity with those around you if you do not have your own inner peace in order.  There will be interactions with those closest to you that may challenge your peace or threaten to unbalance.  Just breathe.  Maybe puff some green, but most importantly breathe.  It will be your responsibility to keep it positive.  If you are able to allow yourself the time to pause before reacting you will be a well of good energies that will overflow into those around you.

Pisces August 2016

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Stoner Pisces, you’ve encountered great successes and accomplishments during the first half of 2016.  Your energies reached new heights as spring warmed to summer.  Now that the sun is here to stay, at least for a while, it will be crucial that you keep focused on your past achievements and future goals.  Although the weather is good you can expect the universe to challenge you to keep your cool.  But, don’t trip…take a rip.  That sweet smell of our sacred herb will help to remind you of what is most important.  At times a smoky brain can cause us to be sluggish or to become distracted.  In your case the pipe can help to tip your perspective into the side of positivity.

In the workplace you will need to take care of your business before offering a helping hand to coworkers.  While some do best with group projects, tackling tasks solo is your strong suit Pisces.  Jot down your to-dos and cross them off your list one at a time.  It may be best to keep the cannabis at home, however.  Separating work and relaxation time will allow you to decipher what troubles are external or which are self-inflicted.  You can expect work will not come easy, but you will get done everything you wish as long as you keep moving forward.  Only after you have burned through all that you need to get done should you offer help to your peers.

Simply because someone understands your way of thinking does not mean that the person agrees with you.  So, share the cannabis not the confrontation especially if you and your partner may are the best of buds.  Taking a hike will only make it more enjoyable when you decide to take a hit.  But, remember stoner fish, you don’t have to share everything with your lover or family members.  It is okay to take a toke when you are by yourself.  And if you are honest about it Pisces, you may even prefer soaking up some sunny rays with no one around for miles.

Libra August 2016

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Stoner Libra, you can rest easy knowing that any negative emanations will be balanced out by the good this month, leaving you with an overall calm and harmonious feeling.  August will still bring some difficult situations and experiences that will “go up in flames”, but it is nothing that you can’t handle, which will be the most important part.  Nothing that happens this month is of real importance or significance in the larger picture of life.  The only thing that really matters is how you handle these situations and the lessons that you take with you when they’re over.  The outcome of any event lies in your hands.  You have the power; use it.

You can expect some small changes at work that directly benefit you, like a bonus or a better shift.  Whatever it is, these benefits have already been earned and are coming to you without effort.  There is no need to show off at work to achieve anything.  Simply do your job, and do it well, and everything else will be taken care of.  At the beginning of the month, set forth all of your goals and tasks for the month, and get started on them.  One at a time, complete a task then puff, puff, pass onto the next, and somewhere in the middle of the month, things will just “click”.  You will feel more comfortable at your job than you have for a while.  Hey, who knows, you might even start to enjoy your job a little bit! 😉

Your personal life may cause a couple more hiccups, but again, anything that happens is in your control.  Don’t let your mind get clouded with worry or doubt.  Calmly discuss any questions or concerns that you have.  If there are changes that need to be made, make them for yourself and no one else.  If it’s time to walk away, then that is what you must do.  Don’t fear the unknown.  You have an immense amount of support within your group of friends, and they will prove their loyalty and the true meaning of friendship more than ever this month.  Try to keep your energies running high and your mind clear by smoking a higher-energy Sativa strain.

Cancer August 2016

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Last month my stoner Cancer you were put to the test.  This month, my cannabis companion, you get to show off all your lessons learned.  In fact, the cosmos are shining so bright on you that you won’t feel any negative impact in August!  Bask in this glorious light and really enjoy your month.  August 2016 is a time you will reflect back on happily so live it up!

Goals are a wonderful thing to have this month.  Pick a handful of your most desired goals and go after them.  You will surely surprise your colleagues with the deftness in your ability to not only complete but surpass expectations of completed projects.  Be pleasant and kind to your naysayers it will prove to be helpful in the months to come for you dear Crab.  In fact, you will so easily achieve your goals that you will have extra time at work.  Take a smoke break with a colleague that seems downward trodden they could use your uplifting spirit to get them through this month.

That zing you are feeling from work will spill over into your personal life.  Stoner Cancer you will have your strongest desires met if you allow them to be.  Your world of Love in August will be fascination and will rain down affection.  It will be up to you whom you spend your time with and why.  Make time for friends and family, not just your admirers and you will have a splendid and joyous month!  Do yourself a favor and keep your vape packed and ready.  You will find you have the opportunity to have deep meaningful conversations that the sacred herb will guide you well in.

Capricorn August 2016

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Stoner Capricorn!  Your determination and positive attitude set you in a class of your own.  This year has not been easy, but you have survived negative influences and dark clouds to be born again into the wash of sunlight in August.  You are being rewarded this month stoner Capricorn.  Relax and embrace the fruit of your energy.

Reading the machinations of the cosmos is hard enough.  Actually living in this world of vibes, emotions, stellar clouds, and lunar influences are the hardest work of all.  August will bring a calm chill moment in the swirling storm of the universe for the stoner Capricorn.  This calm chill period should be recognized just as much as those dark cloudy periods you traveled through earlier in the year.  Embrace the hot summer month with confidence.  Allow the sacred herb and cannabis companions into your life without fear that they will get in the way of your determined life goals.  There is no one cannabis strain to recommend this month stoner Capricorn.  Embrace all that goes along with floating on a still mountain lake on a summer morning.

Warning, you can disturb this calm chill mountain lake.  Don’t get too cocky.  In this calm chill period, you must participate in life and not lead it.  Loved ones and cannabis companions are not coming from the same centered cosmic place as you are in August.  Take care of yourself and recharge your life cycle batteries, but don’t push people to your whims.  I leave you with the immortal words of the great poet and philosopher Biggie Smalls, “Relax and take notes.  While I take tokes on the marijuana smoke.”  Take time to be a chill being stoner Capricorn.

Scorpio August 2016

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It should be noted first and foremost that this August of the year 2016 will be a positive pivot point for the stoner Scorpio.  It is a month where you need to have your life goals set; do this and the universe will move you to them and quickly.  Do not think that it will be easy.  Know this now: Your thoughts will guide the universe to give you what you think about.  Keep the sativa hybrid around and stay positive, focused and clear in your intentions.

Your personal realm may seem daunting.  You may not feel heard.  Do not push it this month. Provide your friends, family or lover with the opinion and advice they ask for.  Allow them to do what they think is best.  Yes, we know you are right but we all must fall in order to see the light above us.  Keep your calmness about you and stay focused on your life.  Be there and be kind when friends need you.  When those you gave advice to fail, share a well-packed bowl with them.  They will make great revelations with you over good conversation.  Oh, and keep the “I told you so” to yourself.

Have you been focusing on the negative in your profession?  It will seem as if your nightmares are becoming real this month, stoner Scorpio.  Where your focus has been will come to you this month in your working world.  You may not sense it now but it will be a bountiful maneuver by the universe to get you on your correct path and you will not be down and out long.  Keep your head up and keep moving toward your goals.  The universe is holding the best trees for you in coming months.  Smoke what you have now but the best buds await!

Gemini August 2016

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Stoner Gemini, the month of August will surely be a time of high production and creativity.  The planets are heavily influencing your working sphere right now, leaving you feeling restless and in need of a change for your own sake.  Change can be a scary thing, and fear, frustration, and anxiety can come into play if you don’t stay in that positive, don’t-worry-be-happy mindset.  The challenges you face this month (mostly in the way of your career) will drastically shape your near future and the years to come.  It may be hard to see through the plumes of smoke at times, and you may find yourself wanting to fall into a pit of self-pity and despair.  Do not fall into that trap.  Instead, try to embrace it. Use your overall sense of dissatisfaction as a motivator to achieve the greatness and pride that you have been seeking for so long.  Follow your heart, and everything else will fall into place.  All in good time of course.  Do not expect immediate results overnight.
The most important thing this month will happen internally.  This restlessness you are experiencing has a lot to do with the changes happening to your perception of the world and life.  This could potentially lead to some unpredictable decisions and changes, but remember, it’s all in your best interest.  Do not let the opinions of others change what you know to be true.  The best thing that you can do is to be attentive to yourself, and the company you keep around you.  Find the harmony and balance between the worlds expectations and your own aspirations.  A nice Sativa hybrid will help boost that creative thinking, while still maintaining that calm body euphoria.  Try to use the sacred herb and meditation whenever you start to feel overwhelmed or unsure of your decisions.

Leo August 2016

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Stoner Leo, what a long strange trip it’s been!  Life is one big great adventure, and sometimes it is how we experience the awkward moments that define our state of mind.  Relax, I have no terrible news for you in the month of August, but that doesn’t mean your month will be a smooth toke.  You might want to break out the water pipe and cool things down a bit, but life is about to get weird.

Up is down and down is up.  All the normal astrological traits of the stoner Leo will be thrown into the grinder and mixed up & broken down.  But like the sacred herb, you will have the opportunity to keep your integrity and potency even after going through the grinder.  Roles at work and with Cannabis Companions will be flip-flopped at times during the month.  At work, it will be important to follow instructions and complete tasks as they have been assigned.  If you own your business then August will not be the time to take on large broad picture tasks.  August will be the time of routine maintenance tasks for the Stoner Leo.  Everyone in your world will be ok if you don’t take the lead with your normal energy and enthusiasm.  Don’t fret if this scares you.  You will be back to your normal self in the next time period.

Don’t be a hero!  I realize that people have become dependent on your decision-making process and or energy.  In August, Stoner Leo, step outside of your normal comfort zone with the sacred herb.  Maybe try an edible or a thick indica strain.  Listen to your partner at home and or cannabis companions.  You can follow their lead for once, and trust that everything will be alright.  Everything’s gonna be alright.

 

 

Virgo August 2016

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Stoner Virgo, the period of August will be perfect!  Just like you, right?  Ok, just like you in the fact that two dueling influences will be competing to dominate your mood and position in the universe.  Managing these dueling influences will be the key to success and happiness in August.

The sun will shine down on you with a white hot energy in August in the work space.  Do you own your own business, or have you thought about starting your own business?  August will be a period of fortune and success, as long as you put in the hard work and planning.  Be mindful, however, that managing people could be the part in this positive tale that gets sideways.  If you work as a cog in the corporate machine or manage people, you must rely on trust and training.  We all have our place and position, do not try to do other’s work or diminish their responsibility.

It wouldn’t be a duel without an opposing force.  Dark clouds have gathered over your personal relationships in August.  Communication and understanding will be your jacket protecting from the rain.  Don’t shut yourself away.  If it’s possible, meditate with the sacred herb and your life partner.  Cannabis can have a healing impact beyond the body.  Without the proper nurturing your relationship could end in August.  If you are causal in your relationship then the clouds of August could force a breaking point.  Meditation and communication.  Care and understanding.  These tools will help you get through the rainy whether for the period of time when the sun is shining on your personal life instead of just your work life.

Aries August 2016

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August 2016 will be a bit like a tightrope walker act for the stoner Aries.  It will also be a time of mindful & soulful ascension into a higher place of being if you so choose it to be.  Each step you take this month will require balance and foresight.  The cosmos are your net and balance bar; there when you need them yet unbinding so you can freely make your own moves.

You may want to utilize a sativa to help you find and maintain inertia at work, as it will seem a bit static.  However, you will see through this if you allow your intuition to take over.  It will behoove you to see things as they are, but also as they could be.  This inner awakening will help you to set yourself up to overcome all possible obstacles this month.  Feel free to implement that blindfolded back flip on the tightrope this month stoner Aries.  You will stick the landing like a good solid dab.  This victory alone will give you the esteem boost you need in the coming months.

You may have committed to a risky stunt in your working world, but my cannabis companion, your personal life is where the mask of your true self will be stripped away.  Your feelings will be rampant and overwhelming throughout the entirety of August.  Try each evening to make time for yourself with yoga and meditation utilizing the sacred herb.  Use an indica to better reach a state of calmness.  Be brave and face your feelings with an open heart. Share them with those closest to you and heed their wisdom.  By month’s end you will be ready to style and free fall into the net the cosmos have set up for you.  Bravo Aries, Bravo!  

Taurus August 2016

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What kind of Karma have you been banking these past few years, stoner Taurus?  August 2016 will prove to be a tough month if you allow it to be.  Break out the hybrid buds and do your best to get through.

Your goals set in the past call to you in August Taurus.  Unfortunately, you will feel like they are stuck in wax so thick you cannot possibly reach them.  This is untrue, but you will have to work harder than you have in some time to accomplish them in your usual streamlined fashion.  I strongly suggest a medicated meditation session.  Opening your intuition will help guide you to the most rewarding path for any project you have at work.  By feeling your way through this month you will ultimately come out on top.

A solid family life with little drama is a dream of many.  You, my stoner Taurus, will have to be the one who puts in or gets out this month.  Whether it is clashing opinions with your lover or your mother, the drama will commence if you allow it to.  When it is acceptable, take a smoke break with whoever you may be tangled with and chill together before pushing the issues(s).  Be a good listener and learn as much as you can before you react in any given situation.  There does not have to be problems if you look at each potential fight as only a situation.  Your past Karma will truly play a hand in all personal relationships this month.  Keep your head up Taurus you are stronger than you think.

Virgo July 2016

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Set out this month, stoner Virgo, with the end goal in mind.  July holds no secrets for you amidst any of your colleagues or cannabis companions.  Although you may find a few bumps in the road, it will be up to you on how you handle each situation.  You will indubitably need to make time to meditate with the sacred herb this month.  Finding that time will be the tricky part.

July is a time to relish in the fact that you’ve found a new strategy for your working world.  It may simply be a small tweak to the old version or a whole new ball game; regardless, stick to your plan.  You may feel the need to upheave all who do not seem to go with your flow as communications will be sorted, to say the least.  Take some time to meditate with a nice indica hybrid before you make any harsh movements.  You want to be steadfast in your decisions yet not rueful later on.  Each action you take this month is setting a new platform for your work relationships.  Be sure it is not one of fear and anxiety.

Even with your personal life, it seems that communications in the beginning of July will feel alien to you in every aspect.  Do not forget the famous saying about karma: How people treat you is their karma, how you react to them is yours.  Just because those closest to you are having a hard time explaining what is going on, does not mean they are wrong.  Breathe and let them try to work out their explanations.  Find resolution through patience and care.  Ultimately, if you can find simple and loving solutions with your loved ones this month; the end of the month holds things sweeter than medicated feast of scrumptious munchies.   Be bold stoner Virgo, but be KIND in all ways and July will fly by in a beautiful array of happiness.

Leo July 2016

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The fabric of one’s life is not one solid sheet of cloth, but, rather an intricately woven tapestry.  My stoner, Leo, you are well known for your fierceness and ability to act on your own to attain your goals.  July of 2016 is not the month for that.  You must evaluate your life to rid yourself of the strands that are fraying.  Find solace in the strands that have proven solid and long lasting.  Then integrate these strands into a new pattern.  Thus allowing yourself to teach and be taught at the same time.  Take time to meditate with the sacred herb this month so you may visualize the final mosaic you wish to weave into your tapestry.

The tapestry pattern of your working world may seem a bit vivid. This can be good or bad. As we said earlier, rid yourself of the frayed strands as to avoid your accomplishments unraveling.  Just like a tapestry cannot be woven with just a single thread, tasks in the workplace will require more than just your efforts alone.  By combining your thought with those of your peers you will create stronger and longer lasting results.  The real beauty in a job well done is the diversity of ideas and friendly collaborations.  And the best part is that after conquering the tasks required at work you can strengthen the bonds with coworkers by passing around a wonderful bouquet of cannabis.

July brings the potential to further strengthen your ties with your partner.  But make sure you do not waste the insights you gain during your meditation time.  Only if you are of clear mind will you be able to make deeper the connections with those closest to you.  Sometimes doing nothing will be the best option.  If you sense that pulling too hard could cause unwanted tears in your fabric then proceed with caution.  Take a timeout and consult with our lady mary jane.  This will be the best approach and will allow you and yours to proceed in all of your joint efforts.

Gemini July 2016

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Stoner Gemini, July will bring many challenging situations.  Fear not.  You will tackle one, and then puff, puff, pass on to the next, each one barely slowing you down before you overcome it.  This is not to say that this month’s occurrences will be a walk in the park, but you are determined now.  Your energy levels will drastically increase although they may not be focused on what they “should” be.  Use meditation and exercise to clear any of that head fog that may be lingering, and you should be able to see things from a new perspective, allowing you to come to new solutions you may not have thought of before.

You will likely experience a shift in energies that will drastically increase your livelihood.  While most people associate the summer with rest and relaxation, it seems that you will only want to go go go.  But remember, there can be no play without at least a little bit of work.

The working sphere for Geminis will prove to be the most difficult aspect of July.  Whether it’s the pull back from you, or others plotting against you, you will have some work “enemies” to watch out for.  Be up front with coworkers and colleagues, and address anything that feels off before it has the chance to evolve into anything larger.  Compromise and understanding from both parties will be essential.  Unfortunately, that is not always possible, however, it will still be very important for some kind of plan of action to be put into effect, even if it is only temporary.

Be rational, not emotional.  It is nearly impossible to think clearly when emotions are running high. Keep that sneak-a-toke on standby and take a quick smoke break to calm your nerves when needed.  This applies to work and personal relationships, although a blow out with your friends is much less likely to happen.  

Cancer July 2016

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This month is K.E.E. for you, stoner Cancer:  K for Karma, E for education and E for execution.  July 2016 is a month that you will need to have great faith in yourself.  Believe in yourself no matter how many falls may come to you.  If you have lived an honest and forthcoming past, this month will only propel you further.  Whereas if you have led a life  of deceit you will see a reckoning by the end of July.

Be a low “K.E.E.” employee this month.  Especially inside the office walls.  Do not go over-the-top on your projects.  Be ruthlessly consistent and extremely observant at all times. Do this and you should navigate yourself through July with few problems.  Having good self-esteem will be a plus as you may have a few hits to the ego coming your way via the cosmos.  Do not let them get you down.  You are and have been on the right track for some time now.  Unless of course, you have not been living your truth.  Karma will come and set things right this month. Ergo, it may be best to leave the pipe at home, for now, my stoner Crab.  You have many educational lessons to partake in; it is best to be on top of your game.

Many of the cosmos inflicted lessons you learn this month can be put to practical use in your personal life.  July brings great satisfaction and new facets in the emotional sphere.  If a change is something you are craving:  Execute the lessons you’ve learned and take a hold of a new way of thinking.  This new thought process will inevitably bring new and interesting persons into your life for love & friendship.  Though you may not have a lot of time off this month, do make time to pass the sacred herb with your newly found cannabis companions and cement the new relationships like  hempcrete.  They are here for the long run.

Aries July 2016

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On your mark, ready, set, go!  Just when you got used to the relay race it suddenly converts into a triathlon. There will be no warnings, no telltale signs – just flat out change coming at you from all angles this month my stoner Aries. How you choose to deal with these changes will greatly impinge the outcome of July 2016.

This July, the stoner Ram must pay exquisite attention to their words, actions and thoughts.  Think of your personal life like the ocean.  Each wave of thought you have will hold great gravity within your own soul; some pushing, some pulling some washing away unnecessary emotions.  Take heed that not everything that washes over you needs to be laid out for your loved ones.  Your words and actions will hit harder than a gravity bong to those around you.  As sweet as that may sound it can be impending doom for the future when your words fully set in with those you care about.  Take time to meditate properly with the sacred herb before swimming ahead with your new founded ideas.  Listening will be key for you and our earthly herb will help you see this.

With all the massive changes in your spiritual, emotional and physical self this month you will be feeling a bit like you’re biking uphill.  Weather it is a community project or a task for work, you need to be steadfast in your work ethic and maintain the pace.  Be plain in your words and mean what you say. Laying the pipe down during the first half of July (especially during business hours) is highly recommended. Aries, you have a lot to do this month. Take care of yourself so that you can come out on the winning side of July.

Pisces July 2016

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Stoner Pisces, sow those seeds and you will see your investments flourish.  Just be sure to not spread yourself too thin.  The beginning months of summer should bring nothing but sunshine and good vibes, but it will be up to you to focus those energies to ensure that you are making progress in the areas that you want to see grow.  Your gut will not lead you astray, so when it says to go ahead and pack that bowl full of some of that ever so sweet sativa, don’t fight the feeling.  That sacred herb growing from magical gardens will only help to keep you grounded.  With a clear mind and a bit of cannabinoids keeping you calm, you will be able to stay on task and accomplish any issues–even the ones that seemed daunting will be manageable when we are able to put our best efforts toward them.

In the workplace avoid tackling those extra complicated tasks alone.  Your peers at work will be more than eager to lend you hand (or share a bowl if the stash jar is getting low).  They will not know that you need help if you don’t ask, however.  Be vocal with your ideas, but don’t ignore advice when others offer.  They are probably offering because they have been through similar situations.  Wisdom can be hard won, so when somebody is willing to help you learn something new without the hardships, embrace the opportunity.  Even though you may be working closely with co-workers this doesn’t mean you have to give everyone the same weight when it comes to making decisions.  In translation; not every idea will be worth keeping.

Just like your peers at work will be generous in sharing their time with you, remember to do the same at home.  Friends and loved ones may need you to help them out with personal issues, so make yourself available.  You may enjoy alone time at home to toke it up, but you already know that smoking with others is more fun for everybody.  If there is someone in your smoking circle that is not vibing with the rest of your folks, send them on their way.  Just because someone enjoys smoking the kind doesn’t mean that person is kind.  Keep the positivity going by sharing the green with those who are willing to keep the peace.  

Libra July 2016

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Stoner Libra, the scales will balance out during July, and you will feel a sense of absolute balance in your life.  This is not to say that it will be the most “exciting” month you’ve ever had, but it will definitely be one where you feel the most comfortable in your own skin and at ease with your current life stage.  July will bring mostly all positive encounters, and you will soar through the month with much ease.  That does not mean that small conflicts won’t arise, but you will have the ability to calmly solve any issues that arise.

In the work sphere, things will stay on-course almost effortlessly.  Just because it seems too good to be true times, it is important to not doubt yourself during this time.  Your intuition will surely guide you to success if you allow it.  Your easy coming success and grace in the workplace will be the envy of coworkers and colleagues.  If you are not already, there may be an opportunity for you to rise to a management or leadership position at your job.  Keep up the good work, and at the end of the month, feel free to reward yourself.  Maybe a new pipe, or roll up a celebratory Super Blunt for you and some buds.

In the emotional sphere, Libras will feel an overall sense of comfort with friends and themselves.  You will come to realize how loyal and amazing your closest friends are.  Spend as much time with them as you can.  Nothing will raise your vibration higher than surrounding yourself with those who love you unconditionally.  However, you may be met with some unjust accusations or feelings of dishonesty from your significant other.  Avoid taking the defensive side.  If you have not done anything wrong, then there is nothing to worry about.  Meet them with a freshly loaded bowl and calmly explain the silliness of the situation, and they will more than likely smoke about it, forget about it.

Capricorn July 2016

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Namaste, stoner Capricorn.  If you choose the path of least resistance this July you will find yourself in a beautiful yet, intriguing frame of mind.  This does not mean you should be lax or indecisive as you are the master of your own universe and must continue forward.  It simply means go with the flow don’t force things and all should prevail nicely.  Keep your favorite hybrid around this month and utilize for deep meditation sessions.

As with any meditation or yoga practice, one must find your breath.  In all areas of your life this month Cap, you must breathe into them to keep them healthy.  By finding your breath you will revitalize your work and your home life.  In your working world, it is best to stay working.  Cover for your co-workers when they need a break and take the extra time to establish the good strong relationships you need as you move up the ladder.  If you are already at the top of the ladder now is time to show compassion and be flexible, not demanding and expectant.

You personally need that nice long, medicated yoga session in for yourself stoner, Capricorn.  This month you must put yourself first.  Self-care is not selfishness.  If the energies of the cosmos are making you feel high strung grab your life partner and get outdoors for some exercise.  If you have burnt the candle at both ends maybe you need to relax at home on your porch.  Either way take time for yourself and your special someone this July with a nice medible and watch the beautiful sunset.  Being in nature now will kindle many positive vibes  that last all summer long.

Taurus July 2016

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Tokin’ it up Taurus!  How much fun the summer will bring you will all be based on how much you’ve built up your energies during the winter and spring seasons.  Odds are that you have rested much and have kept it low key.  But, now the sun is at full strength during July and you are more than ready to roll.  Keep the bowl packed and your bag packed so you will be ready to head out when the opportunity for adventure presents itself.  The surprises that happen to you this month will seem a little less unexpected if you think back to seeds that you’ve planted in the past.  This ground work may even be from so long ago that you forgot that to nurture these prospects.  Don’t worry, sometimes the universe has a way of bringing things full circle and now you will have the chance to see these hopes become reality.

 It is recommended that in the workplace that you do not take everything at face value.  Your peers may seem to want to help, but there will be a lingering feeling that they may have undeclared motives.  Do not ignore these feelings.  Nor is it recommended that you dwell on this fact.  You have your sacred herb off the clock to help keep you centered.  If your coworkers are not as fortunate to enjoy this peace producing plant, then share freely with them how it helps you.  Share the sacred herb, not the drama.  Being open and upfront will be the best approach in order to avoid turning the small issues into big ones.  When everyone involved is honest about where they are coming from, work will be much more enjoyable and everyone will be able to get more done.

Any problems on the home front, you can assume are your fault, Taurus.  This is not to make you feel bad.  In fact, the opposite is true.  By taking ownership of the roles you play, you will liberate your thoughts by understanding that you have the tools needed to correct the issues.  Be patient with your lover or those close to you.  All parties have things to learn from the other, but none benefit by trying to talk over each other.  If it takes grinding up some green in order to keep grounded, do that.  We can all find an equal playing field by passing around the pipe.  But, the herb should be used as a way to go deeper into the conversation, not a way to avoid it.

Aquarius July 2016

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While the month may not unfold in the precise ways you have planned, stoner Aquarius, your days will still be filled with plenty of excitement.  You may feel that you are left to your own devices and that the universe is overlooking you.  But, you will be able to accomplish and overcome any of the problems that pop up.  You may have to reach out to your smoking buddies to get the help you need in order to burn through these issues.  And, know that they will be more than glad to help you finish that bowl.  Once you all have tackled your toking duties, let the conversation flow.  Even if it feels like you are being isolated, you are not alone.  Use the wisdom offered by your partners in chronic and you will be amazed at how simple the solution turns out to be.

In past months you may have felt that you weren’t accomplishing your tasks at work with full force.  Aquarius, you will be able to see things through at 100% as long as you are willing to ask for assistance.  Don’t let your pride be the reason why you do not meet with full success.  You may be surprised by your peers, both with their competence in the workplace and their competence when it comes to cannabis.  Using the buddy system when doing work will leave all parties involved more energies to enjoy that beautiful bud off the clock.  The best advice in order to keep grinding at work is to keep the herb ground and ready to roll at home.

Although you may feel that you are supposed to go at it alone, pay attention to what’s going on with those around you.  Just like the workplace, relationships at home can be easily overlooked if we do not listen to what’s happening to others.  But, if we are willing to invest the time to help others, you will see all the payoffs.  Each person will be able to have the others’ back, and then you will just have to figure out who’s bringing the green.

Scorpio July 2016

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Reassessment and honorable are your keywords this month stoner Scorpio. You will need to utilize the sacred herb during meditation to help you to truly unveil yourself to you.  Find your most honorable intentions and explore them.  Allow our earthly herb of healing to guide you to the path of least resistance.  This is where you will find the most honorable way out of some sticky situations this July.  You needn’t stress about possible upsets as you are very capable of turning all situations into positive ones.  You simply need to step outside your current frame of mind.  Look in on your thoughts about your life and see how you can make them more positive.   

You will find that within your working world you will be able to minimize risks, increase your pocketbook and reclaim your position of authority.  How you use your own personal prowess at work will determine how well all this goes over.  Don’t be afraid to be kind or even share the kind if the opportunity allows it.  An open door policy is a great idea unless someone is trying to slam it on your face.  Remember reassessment and honor have boundary lines.

Stay true to yourself in every personal relationship you have this month stoner Scorpio.  Your honor will shine through when you find your way out of unsavory situations that your family members or close friends try to persuade with.  If you do not agree with any circumstance you find yourself in, get out.  You have been gifted the brilliant ability to be straightforward.  Use it to your advantage in both your loverships and your friendships to keep peace and kindness in the air.

Sagittarius July 2016

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Stoner Sagittarius, in order to capture the bigger picture you will need to pay additional attention to the little things.  Instead of sailing high with a sweet sativa, keep grounded by sticking with the indicas this July.  It’s okay to relax, and in fact, it will be much needed with the fluctuating time you are sure to encounter.  Picking the indica over sativa will allow you to get in that R&R while keeping the brain fresh and alert.  It is understood that you will not accomplish EVERYthing you may want to get done.  This does not mean that you will get nothing done.  By prioritizing your to-dos you will be able to allow the energies that you need to complete those you have deemed the most important.

Do not underestimate the small things Sagittarius.  Even when something appears to be insignificant, especially when it seems insignificant, these are the issues that you should be giving extra attention.  If you are able to organize your tasks in the workplace, your success in these tasks will definitely be noticed.  Yes, this period will require you to give that extra effort, but if you and your peers will be very glad about the results.  Even though you may feel like you are playing catch up you will still have the energy reserves to help your colleagues with special projects.

It will be important to not rush when working with issues on the homefront.  If you have a special someone then it may seem like everything’s falling apart.  But this is all a matter perspective.  You can expect many changes and new approaches to old relations.  Give yourself the time to adjust to everything new.  Make time to pack a bowl and maybe share it with those closest to you.  Everyone seems to have some sort of flux going on; embracing the ganja will allow all parties space and time to adjust.  When life is giving you lemons, give it a pass and maybe grab some Lemon Haze.  Enjoying some herbal refreshments will reenergize and keep your focus to keep tackling all that needs to be done.

Taurus June 2016

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The upside of this coming month, stoner Taurus, is that you will have control over the great majority of outcomes in all aspects of your life.  The downside…YOU will have control of the outcomes, which means if they do not work out the way you desired, that there will be no one else to blame.  To keep your momentum going, find a nice sativa strain of the sacred herb.  Although the only problems you will encounter are the ones that you create for yourself, it will not hurt to inhale a bit more creativity into your life – and if it’s not used for problem-solving this simply means you can apply it to new adventures and undertakings.

Do not be surprised if those around you attempt to enlist you to be part of their team in the workplace.  Your peers will notice your accomplishments outside of the job and will want to have access to your enthusiasm and energies.  Be aware of burnout–and we’re not talking the results of one too many puffs from the pipe.  Your ability to problem solve will be in ‘high’ demand this month.  But, again, the upside is that you will get to choose the projects that you invest yourself into.  If you are close to your cohorts at work, then you all should be able to grind hard during the nine to five, and grind herb when everyone is off the clock.  So, handle your business at work and all will better enjoy handling the pipe when it’s finally time to unwind.

June can be as dynamic as you want it to be, stoner Taurus.  All the positivity that is apparent in your inner and work life will transfer over to the area of love and loved ones.  By spending more time paying attention to your wants you will be able to better identify your needs and the needs of those closest to you.  If the unlikely situation does occur and you are unsure of how to move forward: slow your roll, roll one up, and burn one down before making any rash decisions.  As long as the problem isn’t between you and your significant other, then you can always rest peacefully knowing that you can spark up some of that calming cannabis and pass it your friend.

Libra June 2016

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You will sincerely enjoy the overwhelming feeling of your thoughts and actions being in sync this month.  In fact, the first month of summer will be especially bright for you as June will probably be your most balanced month of the year.  Work will seem more stable than normal.  Everything in your life seems to have its own part, and everything seems to make sense.  It’s simple and logical, and that’s just the way you like it!  However, you may feel some emotional exhaustion in direct correlation to your personal relationships.  You will begin to question or notice things that did not seem important before.  Do not worry, though.  This will not throw your balanced groove off as long as you are fair and true to yourself.

More than likely, the cause of any anguish felt will be with your significant other, but friends, family, and co-workers are not out of the question.  If, or when, a difficult situation arises, listen to the Universe, as it is trying to help guide you in the right direction.  The answers will take some thought and consideration, though.  Do not expect step by step instructions or a breadcrumb trail to lead you down the correct path.  These are questions you must learn to answer for yourself.  Keep the chillum on standby to help you think out of the box a little more.  Deep, long meditations are highly encouraged, and I think you will find that you enjoy your meditations and alone time more than usual.

The issues that you are having will be more internalized, and will probably seem extremely insignificant, but do not let that interfere with your gut instinct.  These thoughts are obviously surfacing for a reason.  Don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself.  Let others affected know that it’s not personal.  Take a time-out for as long as you need to sort and process what is best for you.  This will be a good self-learning experience for you!  If you can, try to take an overnight trip somewhere.  It’s incredible the clarity that is gained while reconnecting with nature.

Aries June 2016

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The first full month of Summer is upon us stoner Aries.  Get ready for a wild ride.  Keep a sativa hybrid near during your days and an indica hybrid for your evenings.  I recommend the hybrids because keeping your wits about you at all times this June is a must.  The healing and creative properties of the hybrids will help you both indulge in your work and in your pleasure.

Being kind this month will take you many places with your friends and loved ones.  Take time to listen to others so that they too will return the favor.  You will find that many in your circle are also having a traffic jam of a month this June.  Keep the peace pipe packed and share a bowl with any visitors you may encounter.  Heed their advice but, don’t be put out by their opinions.  In return do the same for them.  June is a month where you can really connect with those you hold dear if you simply stay kind and share the “kind”.

Your relationships will help you cope with the hustle and bustle you are going to encounter at work.  If you have the ability to work by yourself this month, stoner Aries, do so.  Keep the dugout close for those moments lacking creativity.  Although, do not overindulge during your work days.  If you don’t tie yourself to any specific outcome you will find the finish line is quite close at the end of the month.

Pisces June 2016

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Pisces, this June should be filled with good times, and maybe even some of the best of times. With the Sun and wind at your back, you may feel like sailing off toward the horizon and leaving it all behind. Although this may sound appealing to fly away, you will find that slowing your roll will allow you to soak up all the positivity that this month will bring. Set your sights on what can be done, more locally. It will definitely not hurt to spend your toking time in an environment that allows you to expand your horizon–even if your favorite smoke spot is the couch. Settle into your newfound groove and keep it movin’. You will surprise even yourself with how serene the sunsets appear as you become more comfortable with your inner-you.

It is not to say, stoner Pisces, that you should take it easy this month at work. But, definitely find the pace at which you will be able to take it steady. Your personal state of Zen will be clear to coworkers and will be reflected in the fantastic quality of your work. You will prove to be an excellent cohort when it comes to collaborating on group projects. But, again, you may find that in order to keep your peace, you may need to keep your smoking circle small. Maybe even go on solo missions. If there is a new trail that you’ve recently discovered but have been waiting to travel, then June is the month. Load up your trail mix and water, and don’t forget your favorite lady Mary Jane. You will find that setting aside this solitary time for reflection will keep you energized for the moments that require you to be a little more present.

Pisces, you will be far from riding the wave during the start of the summer season. In fact, your personal life will be more like a glass pond moved only by the gentle evening breeze. Which will mean that if you do decide to make a splash, your actions will resonate far into the universe. You have the opportunity to shape your surroundings and those closest to you; what kind of impact you make will be up to you. If you are fortunate enough to have a PIC, a “Partner In Chronic,” that is, then the two of you will help each other keep firmly grounded and grow to new heights.

Aquarius June 2016

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Stoner Aquarius, this June, you may feel like the elements are conspiring to bring you harm.  Remember, that roots run deep.  You are grounded solidly, but it will be up to you to best utilize the resources around you in order to continue your upward growth.  You can and WILL accomplish what you set out to, as long as you acknowledge that you can overcome whatever twist or turn the universe has in store for you.  It is recommended that you keep your tokin’ time to the evenings.  Your days, although manageable, will require your full attention and you will not need any extra help in becoming distracted.

Work will offer similar problems, but they will be equally solvable.  Pay attention to the little things.  Just like a seedling, know what it is that the specific solution requires.  If you flood the problem with reactive emotion, you may drown out your opportunity for success.  Similarly, coming at an obstacle with too much fervor can burn up the progress you were making.  Keep focused and keep your cool.  You have all the right answers to overcome whatever comes your way as long as you allow yourself the time realize what each individual situation requires.

When it comes to the home front Aquarius, you will be required to practice patience.  It may be as simple as your smoke buddy hogging all the herb.  There is no need to get upset.  Instead, sit back when the bowl is gone and allow others to pack the next one.  The real test will be to see if they are kind enough to offer you greens.  If they do not, don’t judge them too harshly–it is simply that you’ve learned the lesson that you may need to be more selective when it comes to choosing those in your smoking circle.  This may cause rifts between you and those around you.  But, your role will be the easy one.  Just be there to welcome them back when they realize their mistakes.  And, then you can gladly offer them the first puff.  

Scorpio June 2016

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Stoner Scorpio the month of June will be intense, to say the least.  You will be bombarded with slight nuances that will leave no room for daydreaming or stray from your course of leadership.  It would be best to utilize the sacred herb only for relaxation and meditative purposes until a later date.  This does not mean that June will not be meaningful and blessed with positivity, rather it means you will have to work for it.

The epitome of your June will be in your intimate relationships.  If your feelings are true and you hold your ground you will be surprised by the turn your relationships take this month.  If you are wavering in your feelings the tide will turn on you quickly in a direction you may not want to face.  In the face of love, take the time to meditate well on any plans for immediate change before forging ahead. Visualize positive outcomes and they will occur.

Whether you’re a cog in the machine of the working world or a business owner you will have your work cut out for you.  How you communicate will be the number one concern for you stoner Scorpio.  You will be facing many decisions that could possibly propel you financially. You must be extremely analytical about these decisions. Do not sign anything without reading the fine print and do not make moves in haste.   You will want to utilize the sacred herb for these meditations. You need the spiritual guidance that comes with it.  Be selective on your strain, pick the one that motivates you best.  You will have your work cut out for you this summer.

Capricorn June 2016

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Stoner Capricorn the month of June is a unique period for you.  The universe is taking a break on influencing your life and emotions in any meaningful way.  I have no news of cosmic good luck or warnings about cosmic headwinds.  However, as you travel to the dark side of the moon, please heed these words:  The cosmos only influences the journey, you determine the path.

When I look deep into the cosmic vacuum of June for the stoner Capricorn, I see a beautiful pond.  Without water flowing into and out of the pond, the water will become stagnant.  This stagnation will lead to algae and scum growth sucking the oxygen out of the pond.  However, if you tend to your pond and circulate the water it will maintain its life and beauty.  The sacred herb can help you see your pond stoner Capricorn.  Meditative sessions with the sacred herb are encouraged in June, especially when the focus is on the maintenance required to keep oxygen flowing into your pond.

Without the influences of the cosmos in matters of the heart, your love life with cannabis companions and family may seem boring at times.  The month of June is a great time to focus on yourself stoner Capricorn.  Think of your family and cannabis companions as fish in your pond.  You must take the time to tend to your pond to keep the oxygen levels right.  The healthier you are then the more your family and cannabis companions will thrive around you.

Leo June 2016

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Stoner Leo June is the first month of the year where I have some questionable news to report.  The cosmic waves you have been surfing so proudly are going to become choppy this month.  The first period of summer has brought cosmic interference to the normal, easy going universal influences.  This interference will allow negative cosmic vibes to rain down on your emotional state in June.

The new negative rains should not effect your place of work stoner, Leo.  June has the potential to bring new opportunities and triumphs.  Organized stoner Leo’s can take full advantage of these opportunities, but only with vision and a plan.  Early in the month take time to analyze your current situation and target specific opportunities.  With planning and execution, you should be able to find success by the end of the period.

The possibilities of negative clouds come in the form of emotional instability in June stoner Leo.  You must protect yourself from the heavy cosmic vibes.  The sacred herb should not be used as a coping tool in June.  Instead, be proactive and create meditative sessions with the sacred herb to reinforce positivity and appreciation for your life and yourself.  Do not let depression or poor moods swallow you up in June stoner Leo.  Stuart Smalley said it best, “I’m good enough.  I’m smart enough.  And gosh darn it, people like me.”

Sagittarius June 2016

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Stoner Sagittarius, you may feel that you’ve been going nowhere fast.  With the days growing longer, you will find that you have more time to tackle issues that you may have been sitting on for a while.  Get off the couch because the universe is pulling out all the stops and it’s finally time to get going.  All the seeds you’ve planted this year that have been in a vegetative state will be in full bloom this summer.  Your plans will not be auto flowering, however.  This simply means that you will have to invest care and energies in order to achieve the results you desire.  If your green thumb is not producing the outcomes you are looking for, don’t be afraid to ask for help from others who you know have encountered similar obstacles.

Just because events are working out the way that you want them to doesn’t mean you can relax totally.  Avoid becoming complacent.  Keep the cannabis at home and you’ll be able to keep your focus at the workplace.  By separating the two you’ll be able to handle any unexpected problems that come your way.  Just like your home life, work will be what you make of it.  Stay focused on the end results and you will only contribute positivity to yourself and your coworkers.

Sagittarius, if your special someone is seeming especially difficult to read this month, the best way to respond will be with patience and a smile.  A smoke break may be a great idea, but it may be an even better plan if you smoke that bowl separately.  A little space can go a long way so don’t worry if the two of you spend a little time apart.  Once the smoke clears you will realize that you were not necessarily the cause of the chaos.  It will make the time spent together all the more enjoyable. The best advice is to be patient–then you will be able to come together and enjoy a bowl.   

Cancer June 2016

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I have one word for my stoner Cancer companions:  Abundant!  Welcome, the positive vibes that the cosmos are sending you this June with open arms and an open heart.  You will be overjoyed with the beauty that will come your way.  Every turn of this summer month brings a reward you’ve been waiting for; not to mention a steady stream of the sacred herb.  

The time has come for you to fully embrace your leadership role at work.  Find the role you need to play by looking at things from an outside perspective.  It will seem like magic when the realization that you can “fix” this, hits you square.  Utilize your co-workers, divide the tasks and lead the way as a team.  Be sure to allow for creativity breaks and listen to your heart and your co-workers this month and you will be flying “high” by mid-month.  If you must medicate at work do so as sparingly as possible.  Your juices are flowing and so is your health.

BOOM! Just when you thought fireworks were reserved for special occasions you are hit with an explosive amount of swagger.  For the single Crab, you will find yourself blessed with a bevy of beautiful opportunities for love this June.  Explore these possibilities at length and share the sacred herb with each potential partner.  It will help reveal more to you all about your paths for the future.  For the stoner Cancer that is attached: The size and longevity of your fireworks this month is entirely up to you.  If you stay your true course and allow things to unfold you will be pleasantly surprised by the amount of love you receive at home.  I say break out the hookah and have a grand finale get together with all your closest buds the last week of the month.  The summer of 2016 is off to a good start for you!

Gemini June 2016

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You will be riding on a “higher” vibration in June, Stoner Gemini!  Overall, the month will be bright and upbeat, and you will be able to greet the first month of Summer with a fresh bowl.  Lately, it seems your thoughts have been consumed by finding your purpose, and every decision has seemed life-changing.  That is not the case at the moment.  While you are still growing and making personal upgrades, you should use this time to kick back, relax and let life do it’s thing: To simply live.  You need to trust that all things will work the course just as they are supposed without any interference.

When it comes to your career, slow and steady will win the race.  You must stay focused, working in one set forward direction.  Whether the advice was sought out or not, others will try to impose their opinions upon you, and it is more than likely that they will be the complete opposite of your own.  Do not let that “snuff your spliff”, or prevent you from making progress.  You know where you’re going, and you’re doing your best trying to figure out how to get there.  All good things take time, and your life is no different.  Slow down the pace, and you will be able to see more clearly.  Remember, life’s a garden; dig it.  Often times the journey is more valuable than the destination, so try to take every situation as a positive learning experience and make the best of it as you go.

June will be an especially memorable time for you and your significant other.  Be the stoner that you are, and treat your partner in a calm and cool manner.  Chiiiillllll, (Wo)man.  Stresses have been high for you the past few months, and maybe you haven’t been giving your partner the attention they deserve?  Be sure to show them just how much the mean to you.  The possibility of confrontation is not non-existent, so you must keep your emotions in check and avoid any possible outbursts.  When tensions do arise, it’s better to smoke about it, forget about it, and move on.  If you are able to do so, the outcome will be well worth the efforts, and your relationship will be stronger than ever.

Virgo June 2016

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Stoner Virgo, I am afraid to say the roller coaster ride of May will continue into June.  Last month my words were all about self-confidence and rationalisation.  The period of June will be a little different even if it seems you are riding the same never-ending roller coaster.  The sacred herb will be your ally in June.  One of the many powers of cannabis is the ability to provide perspective and understanding.  Seeing yourself in the world around you will be important to get you through this carnival ride.

With respect to your work life, you will be just fine stoner, Virgo.  The cosmos may be swirling all around you in June, but your confidence and knowledge of your job will leave you unharmed in the workplace.

The cosmic tempest that you must brace for comes full force in matters of love.  The roller coaster of May keeps on trucking into June with a loud “clack-clack” ratcheting you higher and higher into peril.  Whoa stoner Virgo, that is pretty heavy.  Do not fret or puke, this ride will come to an end eventually.  With the power of the sacred herb, you must see yourself in your situation from an outside perspective.  This exercise in meditation will give you the confidence to trust yourself because even in emotional moments you are capable of making the right decision.  In the end, you are capable of living and thriving with whatever decision you make.

Taurus May 2016

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Do you feel the strength of a warrior building within you stoner Taurus?  Allow that feeling to grow and emerge from within.  This beautiful month of May will need you to be grounded and strong in your earthly ways.  You have much work ahead of you and will need every bit of strength to become the outright champion.  Do not be fickle in your choices of meditative herb this month.  Stick to a sativa during daylight hours.  

Your biggest foes you will face at work.  It will seem as if they are all coming at you at once.  Make the time to utilize the sativa early in the month and allow your brain to wonder and mull over each possible outcome.  You will be able to be more flexible this way and see who or what it is that needs to be conquered.   Yes, stoner Taurus it is only one that you absolutely must take on.  Giving yourself time to gain perspective will lead you to triumph.  The rest will fall to the wayside.

That warrior that grows inside of you this month will be remarkable in the realm of personal relationships.  By gaining much personal strength in your working world, it will pour into your self confidence and overflow onto others.  You will be noticed.  You will have choices.  Frankly some of them may scare you.  Be bold stoner Taurus.  Offer that hybrid smoke to your new found interest and watch the magic begin.

Scorpio May 2016

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My dearest stoner Scorpio, May will be a month of great challenges.  Albeit, they will turn out positive by month’s end you must make it there first!  Keep your indica packed bubbler close in the evening as you will need the enlightenment it brings.   

At the beginning of this month, you need to look at all your goals realistically.  Not just those at work but in your love life too.  Do they have the potential to be successful?  Catch these ‘could be failures’ early and you can turn them around by the end of the month.

Work will prove to be more stressful than usual.  This will mainly be because you will need to take on more responsibility than you are used to.  I strongly suggest laying the pipe down during working hours and stick with a CBD oil if you need to medicate at work.  Once you have weeded out what won’t work you will move steadily toward your path to success.  Your partners and co-workers are looking to you to be the leader.  Don’t shy away from this role, it suits you.

As I mentioned earlier the emotional sphere of the stoner Scorpio will be challenged in new and not so welcome ways.  Scorpios never unintentionally harm another with their words.  You must at all times be aware of what damage your tongue can cast and avidly avoid using your poison against your loved ones.  Lean on the sacred herb when your negative traits are boiling under your skin.  Let the healing properties settle your mind before you speak and do something that cannot be undone.  Do this and next month your relationships will prosper into great and rewarding adventures.

Leo May 2016

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Stoner Leo, you have been on quite a run of positive blessings from the cosmos! The month of May will not break this trend.  The warm solar wind is at your back, and the waters are calm in front of you.  However, you cannot simply tie off the wheel and check out of your travels.  The journey through the sea of life requires attention even as the universe unfolds such positive pathways for you.

The workplace for the stoner Leo will be fruitful in May.  At the beginning of the month, meditate with a sacred edible.  Visualize your work as a garden.  Spring is planting season.  If you own your business then you must be vigilant to sow your fields with new seeds of energy.  If you are a cog in a corporate machine, you must til your environment and plant positivity throughout the office or workplace.  In both situations, this attention to your garden will bear fruit in the future and show results.

Relationships for the stoner Leo can be more problematic in May if attention is lost.  You may not consider yourself manipulative, but you certainly have skills to arrange and influence the loved ones around you.  You will need all of these skills in May to avoid minor conflicts turning into large problems.  Heed these words, sometimes the best course is to take a break from cannabis companions and let them find their way back to you for advice or problem solving.

Cancer May 2016

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Stoner Cancer’s Checklist for May of 2016:

_ Full Supply of Indica/Sativa hybrid
_ Supportive Friends
_ Ego in check

These three things are exactly what you need to have a blissful May my stoner Cancer.  In both love and work you will have a good amount of time to enjoy your endeavours.  This does not mean you can slack off in either part of your life, it simply means you can enjoy it!  Keep your pipe close by and have fun with all that the month of May offers.

In your love life keep your heart as open as possible.  If you are in a lovership, your partner needs you this month and you should not take anything personally.  (Keep your ego checked at the door.)  Be kind and help them unwind with a nice sesh where you can help them hash out the situation and you will be highly rewarded.  The single Crabs will need to lean on, not just the sacred herb, but your friends this month as well.  That close circle of friends is what will propel you into a better view of yourself.  Thus, readying you for that new someone who is about to enter your world very soon.

A blissful working world is all yours!  It can only be undone by not paying attention.  Learn as much as you can about your personal position, the company in which you work, and your co-workers.  This knowledge will help you greatly if anyone tries to sweep the rug out from under you.  Idle hands are the devil’s playground or so the saying goes.  Keep busy and yes my stoner Cancer this working month will be like a nice ride in the dabbiest of clouds.  

Gemini May 2016

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Stoner Gemini, May is looking bright and sunny for you, and I’m not just talking about the weather.  The Universe has your back and is creating quite a positive and pleasant atmosphere for you this month.  You have the ability to be in complete control at this current time.  It’s time to step up to the plate and take charge.  Your optimism and go-get-it attitude will be contagious to those around you, allowing you to impact the lives of close friends and family in a positive way.

No matter what position you hold at your job, your productivity levels will be higher than a hippie in a hot air balloon.  Now is the time to get a handle on your finances and work obligations.  Focus on the basic steps, taking each necessary action one at a time.  There may be someone at work who you feel has been extra needy.  Remember, the squeaky wheel gets the grease.  Give them the attention that they need, but avoid being overbearing towards them.  Be patient and direct, and TEACH them what needs to be done or changed to improve their efforts.  Do not simply do the work for them just because you feel that you can get the job done quicker or done better.  Give a man a joint and you get him stoned for the day; teach a man to roll his own and get him stoned for life.

In usual Gemini fashion, laziness will be your biggest enemy this month.  Do not get stuck in a couch-lock mindset.  Skip the Netflix and chill, and try something a little more adventurous.  The boring and mundane activities in your leisure time have been the reason for any low vibrations you have been feeling lately.  Keep your time preoccupied with interesting activities, and take any opportunity you can to connect with nature.

Capricorn May 2016

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Stoner Capricorn, are you familiar with the multiverse?  Scientific theories state that our universe is merely one of an infinite number of universes all connected and yet completely separate.  This theory implies that you have experienced every kind of human ambition and experience that is known to us because there are infinite versions of this world and yourself.  Early in the month of May, it would be wise to place yourself in a creative space with your favorite and most creative strain of the sacred herb.  Use this session to contemplate all the different versions of yourself that have walked Earth in another universe.

The cosmos is going to bring rain instead of flowers for you in May stoner Capricorn.  But it will rain positive creative drops from the universe.  Now more than ever, you should step outside of yourself and find creative methods of thinking and decision making.  The period of May will reward you with bold and creative action.  If you are an entrepreneur then this might mean bold action in marketing, a new branch of products, or changing processes and systems.  Only you will know.  If you are a nut or bolt in the corporate machine, understand that you are powerful and your creativity can reach beyond your position and station.  Don’t be afraid to speak up and present your ideas.

Please stoner Capricorn, take this meditation of creativity and universal understanding to heart regarding your loved ones.  There may be an infinite number of pasts and presents, but you only have yourself here and now.  Cherish your loved ones and cannabis companions, and you will reap the blessings of this world.

Sagittarius May 2016

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Sometimes, stoner Sagittarius, it may seem like up is down and left is right.  During these tribulations keep your cannabis cure front and center…at least when it comes to your relaxation time.  It will be up to you to take the time to figure out toward which direction you want to head as this month will leave your compass unreliable.  In other words, when you feel like you can’t trust what is going on around you, trust yourself.   Although the universe may be trying to play you for the fool, you should be able to keep your cool.  It’s okay if you have to redirect your focus to new projects and goals if your current undertakings are unfolding how you intended.  The important thing will be to keep moving towards your goals—even if they are changing in unpredictable ways.

This may be surprising to hear, but, with the chaos of the month ensuing, it is recommended that you avoid the sativa dominant strains.  Although this strain is known for its potential uplifting qualities, it can also cause the mind to wander.  And, you’ll definitely have enough unexpected adventures already headed your way.  The earthy flavors of a chill indica will bring you the peace and rest you need in your evenings so you can keep it rockin’ steady through your workdays.  

When it comes to your lover or persons dear to you, do your best to avoid actively searching for problems.  Instead of looking, try listening.  The disagreements you find yourself in may be resolved simply by taking the time to hear what the other is saying, instead of trying to point out problems in their perspective.  It is never a bad idea to share a bowl instead of sharing a brawl.  If it can be helped, avoid the conflicts and ask yourself and those around you to pass the grass, not the blame.  Nobody can be upset by a little extra positivity reinforcement.

Virgo May 2016

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Stoner Virgo, you cannot get off this ride.  You paid for the ticket, the belts are locked, and the cars are in motion.  The beginning of the month will be like the ascent of the ride.  During this early stage of the month take the time to meditate with the sacred herb and focus on self-confidence.  If you know there is a giant drop or twists and turns coming, you should be able to rationalize that you will be just fine.  You have the proper tools to make it through the ride unscathed.

In regards to your workplace, you are the master of your realm.  You need to write down your measurable, attainable, and acceptable goals.  You can accomplish your goals with thoughtful, organized, and concerted effort.  You know all this, work is easy, right?

Is it a twist, a turn, or a drop that is in front of you stoner Virgo?  The cosmos is swirling and the clouds are dark near the end of May.  In the last 10 days of the period, your loving emotions can run wild.  Self-confidence and self-belief will get you through any scary dip or drop that you may not be expecting.  The meditative session with the sacred herb in the beginning of the month can save your nerves at the end of the month.  Just like the redundant safety mechanisms on the carnival ride, you have built wonderful stabilizing features to your life.  Breathe deep, the answers and solutions are inside.

Aries May 2016

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The old saying “Luck favors the prepared” holds no value for the stoner Aries in the month of April 2016.  This does not mean that you will fall on hard times, quite the opposite.  Choose to see things from a positive perspective and you will thrive this month.  One thing you can prepare for is keeping your stash filled as you will want to lean on the sacred herb to help augment your intuition.

In both your career and your love life you will need a major overhaul of how you go about obtaining your visions and goals.  At work, you will find many snags trying to crimp your style.  You must choose to move through them or around them.  Whichever path you choose you must believe that it is the proper path.  It is the only way to see your visions of prosperity come to life.  Only if necessary utilize a nice sativa blend during your working hours.

That love life of yours stoner Aries has been a whirlwind of activity over the past twelve months.  It’s time to set your priorities in line.  What is working for you? What is not? If you are attached you will have to use your conversational abilities more than usual.  Don’t be overwhelming to anyone!  Use your intuition to help guide your topics of conversation.  If you are single don’t be surprised when you find someone who inspires this talkative side. Go ahead and indulge a bit with a nice indica strain in the evenings. You’ve earned the right to relax after your hard days of work!

Aquarius May 2016

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Just like the weather, stoner Aquarius, this month will have its highs and lows.  But, just because we cannot predict the rain, doesn’t mean that we cannot prepare for it.  May is sure to bring with it plenty of positivity.  This does not mean that opportunity will always present itself clearly.  During this time, it will be a good idea to slow your roll.  Pack that bowl and pick a snack, but instead of turning on the tv, allow your imagination some time to grow and see where it takes you.

You will continue to be an asset in the workplace Aquarius.  You’ll be able to “keep it fresh” all throughout the month.  This means your problem-solving skills and unique approaches to unexpected issues will definitely produce noticeable results.  Stick to sativa strains if you want to maintain your awesome levels of prosperity.  It will provide that second wind in the evening times so you will be able to recuperate and keep it rockin’ through your work week.

It’s probably a good thing Aquarius, that your performance is elevated at work; the home front may not be as smooth.  When it comes to your significant other, don’t get caught up in the chaos of who is ‘right’.  Those energies will prove to be much more beneficial if you and your partner spend them trying to compromise rather than dominate.  If needed, take a break…a smoking break that is.  You just need to remember that it’s okay to branch out.  If one, or BOTH of you, needs some space be sure to take it.  Enjoying the peace pipe, even if you are toking in separate smoking circles, will provide the time needed to re-evaluate and maybe reconsider your positions on the problems.  

Libra May 2016

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Stoner Libra, you will be off to a good start, but the positive reinforcement from the planets will begin to fade towards the second ten day period.  Although work with go fairly smoothly for you, don’t underestimate the emotional roller coaster May is about to make you endure.  Do not abuse the sacred herb this month in an attempt to hide from your own thoughts.  Smoke a light Indica when desired for relaxation, but remember everything in moderation.

Although the lady stoners are more likely to be subjective, Libras of both sexes will experience great emotional vulnerability.  It will be easy for you to get stuck in a mind trap of negativity and self-loathing if you aren’t careful.  Try not to completely lose your inner balance.  Avoid any mind-altering substances, especially alcohol, and loud parties or gatherings.  Now is not the time to be social, or to lose your mind in public.  Allow yourself some alone time; some peace and quiet. Make peace with yourself.

Inside your head may feel a little chaotic at times, but work might prove to be your escape from the madness during this time, if even for a brief moment.  Tasks at hand will seem fairly simple, and you will be able to quickly and effectively accomplish them, in turn giving your confidence a much-needed boost during this time.  If you are in a higher up position, creating a positive work atmosphere for your colleagues and insubordinate’s is the most important thing you can do for everyone’s productivity at this time.  Be aware of your colleagues and in-subordinates needs if you want everyone to succeed together.  Leave the pipe at home, as it will serve you no benefit during working hours.  

Pisces May 2016

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Roll one up stoner Pisces.  And then roll another, and maybe even another to have ready for one of the many countless adventures you may find yourself embarking upon this month.  As long as you have a plan or intended destination it will be okay to stray a little from the designated path.  That is to say, you will be just fine if you decide to ‘blaze’ your own trail for a while—with the preparation time that you’ve put in, you will always be able to find your way back to the beaten roads more travelled.

With summer quickly approaching, your creativity may be nearing full bloom.  In the workplace, this means that problems and issues will not really be problems.  You’ll have the solutions.  Although you know that you can tackle anything that may arise, don’t exclude those around you from contributing or trying to help.  If an idea doesn’t seem like the perfect fit be sure to give it the time it needs to flourish.  Two brains are better than one and the same applies to bowls.  If you’re able to smoke with your work comrades keep the latter in mind.   

While you are busy figuring out the other logistics of life, your relationships are sure to follow suit and fall in line.  The only things to approach with caution are those close to you that are “always” right.  It will be a waste of those sunny days to try to argue or prove these people wrong.  Instead, focus on enjoying the conversation instead of the conflict.  Even if you disagree and you both know the other is wrong, you can both find peace knowing you were able to talk about it to begin with.  But, this should be the exception, not the rule.  Most of your cohorts would much rather take rips WITH you, rather than rips AT you.  So, don’t go looking for conflicts, but you will be able to rest “piece-fully” knowing a difference of opinions does not mean a friendship has to change.

Scorpio April 2016

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It seems that the luck of the Irish will follow the stoner Scorpio through the ends of April 2016.  Use this positive energy to thwart yourself into the beginning of summer where your foundation will need to be very strong.  Your ability to rise above and beyond this month will conjure not just more green in your stash but a lot of green eyed monsters.  That being said, be sure to know that those who will be green with envy are those in your inner circle of fellow stoners & co-workers.

In all events of work; Scorpios will be on top of it.  Productivity is your first name this month.  Don’t meddle in the indicas during the working hours, you have no time to relax.  Keep your eyes open and take precautions to ensure that all is going according to your plans.  Listen to your intuition when dealing with difficult or negative partners.  Please note:  Take advantage of the offers that lie on the table this month.  Use your tenacity and quick thinking to ensure success.  If you hesitate you will lose an amazing opportunity.

Ahh, my romantic Scorpio bask in the glory of your love this month!  The ground that you’ve been laying in your existing relationship or the one that you’re working towards is going to be buoyant and giving.  Your evenings will be full of that glow that only you emit when in love.  Dab it up right with your lover and enjoy one another to the fullest extent.

As for your circle of fellow stoners, you may find yourself gravitating to those with more experience than you in a number of ways.  You have great lessons to learn from these folks.  Take the time to toke it up with them in a more intimate setting than the usual large group of buds.  You will be so glad you did.  

Aquarius April 2016

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In the month of April, stoner Aquarius,  it will be better to pay close attention to your journey and worry less about reaching your destination.  Although this is not a new idea, even cliché perhaps, you will get more out of your trips by allowing yourself to enjoy the flux of travel.  Spring is on your side, but you may not end up in the exact spots that you thought you would.  The universe is aligned to keep your energy levels high.  I recommend that you keep this high going with a little help from your friends.  If you have to chance to be a part of smoking circle or session, you should not pass up the opportunity.  This will be the perfect setting to let your mind relax and also hear new takes on old ideas from others.  It may not be your plans that need to change, but instead, simply your perspective.

If you are feeling stuck when it comes to your place of work, take a moment to consider whether there is something that you could be doing differently.  You may find that if you force your plans to completion that the results may not be as appealing as they looked on paper.  Get outdoors.  Find your favorite smoke spot and don’t forget to bring with you some herbal inspirations.  Sometimes we hold on to ideas too tightly and can lose sight of why that idea was good to begin with.  If this understanding gets foggy, light one up and clear the air—and your mind.  You may find that being able to see the problem from a distance will enable you to see new angles and approaches that before you may not have noticed.

While you may be having new insights, Aquarius, remember to let those around you learn in their own time.  Maintain the stream of creativity flowing by keeping yourself open to what those around you may be learning.  Sharing is caring, or so it’s said.  We all may grow at different paces, but, we can all claim to have sprouted from the same common ground.  

Taurus April 2016

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Stoner Taurus, April will bring an overall positive life stage for you.  Although at times, things may not go the way you had planned, the outcome will still be in your favor.  Remember, life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.  The main issue you will face this month, in usual Taurus fashion, will be yourself and your ability to control your emotions.  If you are unable to control your emotions and begin acting on them, problems are likely to arise.  If you are quick to mend problems in a timely fashion, all will be well, but if you leave issues sitting on the back burner for too long, the outcomes will surely be much worse than you could have anticipated.

Listen to that little voice inside of you.  Your intuition is strong, and it will be the most reliable resource you have this month.  If you own your own business, take any and all tasks into your own hands if you want them done correctly.  Cross out those to do lists, one item at a time.  Don’t over exert yourself, and take a quick smoke break whenever you start to feel overwhelmed.  Slow and steady gets the job done.  No matter how many times the story is told, the tortoise will always win the race.

You have your own issues to deal with, but that won’t stop friends and family from feeling obligated to burden you with their personal issues as well.  Take a deep breath and smile.  It is up to you to make sure that these negative feelings don’t bog you down.  Worry about yourself and your own happiness.  Keep yourself busy with activities that bring you happiness. Hiking, movies, concerts, picnics, afternoon strolls…  Anything to keep your mind positive and your vibrations high.  Let your main girl, Maryjane be close by your side this month.  You will find a whole new appreciation for her healing powers.

Pisces April 2016

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Stoner Pisces, it is springtime—have you planted your seeds yet?  There will be little to harvest during the summer if you do not lay the groundwork now.  The sun is on your side and if you start now, your accomplishments and aspirations will only continue to grow.  When the seedlings pop up, you will be ready for the dirty work of pulling out the weeds.  You care, Pisces, and it shows in the fruits of your labor.  The attention you give to your undertakings will cause the results to blossom beautifully.

With regards to work, keep your focus on the long term.  It is not unlikely that you will fall short of success on some of your goals.  But, if you feel that you are not giving your all to a given project—take a break, and do not feel bad if you have to redirect your efforts or tackle an issue with a different approach.  While some find themselves stuck to the couch after they have enjoyed a couple of tokes of a nice indica, you Pisces remember that we need strong roots in order to grow tall.  The settling quality of this particular strain of the sacred herb will allow you to recoup and regroup.  So you will be rested and ready for whatever the unexpected plants in your lap.

When it comes to personal affairs, think outside the box.  Don’t forget about the home front when considering creative solutions.  Keeping it fresh will keep the good times rolling when it comes to loved ones.  If you are fortunate enough to get to burn some greens with your special someone, then don’t wait to light one up.  Clearing up the small misunderstandings, especially if this is accomplished over a bowl, will save everyone from wasting energies and continue the ebb of positive vibes.

Virgo April 2016

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Stoner Virgo, grab your cannabis companion and hold tight.  April will be a rough road on the cosmic highway.  The good news is that you possess some of the best shock absorbers in the celestial kingdom.  Your instincts, decision-making, judgement, and tenacity will be tested in April as a cosmic headwind will sear at your skin for the entire month.  The sacred herb can be your soothing ointment.  I do not have a cannabis strain to recommend this month stoner Virgo.  It will be crucial for you to maintain steadfast attention, calm confidence, and keen intelligence as you travel on this rough road.  

Now that you understand the gravity of the situation, please understand you are capable of making it through April unscathed and unhurt.  You have all the tools to tackle each problem one bump at a time.  Part of the solution is actually knowing the problem is coming.  Take heed and prepare yourself early in the month.  Focus your meditations on surrounding yourself with a cosmic force field.  These internal preparations will give you the fortitude to weather any situation that presents itself.  Remember this, sometimes the best way to deal with a problem is to set it aside until you have developed a way to deal with it.
Stoner Virgo, your love life in April will be as if the cosmos is illuminating the most insecure part of your relationship.  For those of you lucky in love, please have confidence that healing old wounds will take your relationship out of the darkness and into the light.  For those of you Stoner Virgo’s without a cannabis companion or balancing a disingenuous relationship, the cosmic light will place a giant mirror in front of your love life.  You will not be able to escape the truth.

Gemini April 2016

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This April, you will feel some negative emanations from a few of the planets, but it will not be without some positive reinforcement to balance out the overall feel of the month.  Brace yourself for the ups and downs of April’s roller coaster, Stoner Gemini.  It is important that you are aware of your surroundings and the company you keep at this time.  You may be let down by some, and surprised by others when given the chance. Some things (and people) are not always as they seem. Lean on the sacred herb to help guide your intuition this month.

To progress in your current work situation, it will be necessary for you to try a new approach to get ahead and resolve any pressing issues that you’ve been struggling with.  Even if this is not your permanent career choice, take advantage of the opportunities set before you, and use it as a way to transform yourself.  Start with something small, and all other things should slowly start to follow and fall into place.  You may find yourself shockingly surprised at the open-ended possibilities available to you.

While you work on yourself, it will also be important to be in sync in your relationships with those around you.  Unnecessary negativity will only distract you from the mental clarity you have been seeking.  Try not to get overwhelmed with the flood of thoughts and ideas flowing through your head, and don’t be too quick to act on any one thing.  Take your time and give each thought the appropriate time needed before making any decisions.  Life is not a race.

Use the sacred herb to help you gain some peace of mind this month.  Stay calm and collected with a nice Indica strain.

Libra April 2016

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Stoner Libra, spring has sprung, and it’s casting an awfully bright light on you this month.  Despite the possibility of a few hiccups, April will be a tremendously positive time for you, especially in the way of your job.  If you remain on the right path, focused on yourself, avoiding any outside drama, the upcoming month could be quite definitive for you, Libra.

All of your hard work will finally pay off this month.  Even though it may seem that these great opportunities being placed before you are that of pure luck, this is not the case.  Do not let yourself, or anyone else for that matter, take away from what you have worked hard to earn.  Use the benefits you have earned respectively, however.

Be aware of your ego this month.  Trying to do too much at once, or trying to attack a task that is way beyond your general realm of abilities.  Be humble in your accomplishments.  I suggest a nice hybrid to bring you back to alignment with your higher self.

Your love life may not be exactly where you’d like it to be, but it is definitely headed in an interesting direction.  You have caught the eye of someone.  Pay close attention to your encounters with strangers, acquaintances, and even close friends. You will soon be sure of who this person is, and it is likely that it will be to your pleasing.  If you want anything to come from this new mutual interest, it is important to act quickly and be open and honest about your feelings and intentions.
Try to keep the balance between work, friends, and personal time.  The overall outcome will always come back to your overall state of mind, so keep calm and dab on when you feel like your vibrations are lower than normal.  If a conflict arises, grab a bong so you can get along before the situation gets blown out of proportion.

Aries April 2016

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April 2016 is a month of yin and yang for my fellow stoner Aries.  While you will be blessed with an adequate amount of positive energy you will need to keep one foot on the ground.  Stick to a high CBD hybrid for most of your daily tokes.  By keeping yourself grounded this month you will better enable yourself to deal with any core problems that pop up and more thoroughly enjoy the high times!

For the Ram that is attached:  You have attained many interpersonal goals in the past months, this is true.  Now what will you do with yourself when it comes to love?  Do you have a feeling deep down that something isn’t quite right within your lovership?  This is the month to contemplate this.  Lean on the sacred herb and do some meditating.  Include your close friends and family in this decision.  You may not like what they have to say but, you do need to hear it.  The single Aries will have a much more positive time in decision making this month!  You will still need time to contemplate before making any big moves in the arena of love, so don’t rush anything!

In your professional life, you have also accomplished many things over the past year.  The word ‘past’ is key here stoner Aries.  Although your past has set up a great foundation for you, it  is time to plunge ahead on your new goals.  Take your one-hitter to work with you and use it to fuel that creative mind of yours to take flight in your new direction.  Find your Zen and all will work out.  Make sure you leave your work at work this month and when you are at home, be at home.  This is key to your productivity levels this April.

Capricorn April 2016

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Stoner Capricorn, the month of April begins an expansive period for your personal growth.  You made it through the rough winter, and you have basked in the glow of cosmic fortune.  You are now entering a period where the lessons of the past will benefit your current and future self.  The sacred herb can help you on this journey.  Meditative smoke sessions should be focused on internal self-confidence and belief.

The word “expansion” keeps coming to mind when I think of the cosmic gift presented to you in April stoner Capricorn.  This word can apply to so many things for you this month.  Expansion of the way you perceive yourself in the universe.  You are a powerful being.  This could be the first step towards influencing the environment around you more positively than you have ever contemplated.  Expansion of your business or job.  Now is the time to invest in yourself or your business.  Now is the time to vocalize your ideas and demonstrate leadership.  Perhaps a meditative session with an edible will help you visualize the expansion I am telling you about.  At the core, I am speaking about the expansion of how you see and love yourself.

Test yourself in April.  Be decisive and bold.  Stand behind your opinions and research.  Lead your cannabis companions and lovers.  Now is the time to break out of your shell and spread your beautiful wings.

Cancer April 2016

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When is the last time you had a true and forcefully positive life change stoner Crab? Well, April may be just the month for it to happen.  The cosmos have aligned just so that you’ll be feeling positive and productive.  Take full advantage of the vivacious energies headed your way by sticking to a sativa and be amazed at all you will accomplish!

The working world for the cannabis-loving Cancer will undergo some major changes this month.  The life force you feel will help you adapt and conquer any and all challenges.  Do your best to remain open to all ideas.  With so much going on in your daily routine it may be best to lay the pipe down at work or use it minimally  when you need to heighten your creative side.  Let the universal vibes work their magic through you and all will fall nicely into place.

With work being all a blazed in positivity be certain to pay attention to your loved ones when at home.  If you don’t you could find yourself in a sticky situation that has nothing to do with dabs.  Keeping your eyes and heart open will help you negate any potential problems. Use your intuition and maybe meditate with a nice indica with your special someone.  It will help alleviate any stress and allow open communication thus keeping April on the ups.  You won’t escape personal usurps just because you’re single.  Take the latter info and apply it to your circle of friends.  If you heed this advice your April will be a blissful cloud riding month!

Leo April 2016

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Stoner Leo, did you enjoy and fully actualize the cosmic opportunity in March?  April brings the same theme of positivity, but you will be required to participate and work a little harder for the cosmic benefits this month.  Work is usually associated with an outward action, but the work required of you this month stoner Leo is inward and self-contained.  To receive the positive benefits of the universe you must relax and enjoy the flow of your life within your surroundings.  Find a quality hybrid cannabis strain to float you through April.  Just remember, relaxing introspection is not the same thing as couch lock:)

Within the sphere of work, I am worried you have become complacent and lazy after the universal blessings of March.  Ignoring little tasks and avoiding simple communication can lead to a break in your positive cosmic streak.  As you float through April, don’t neglect the little things.  When little and simple things are ignored they can become big problems down the road.

The power of April will be manifested in your personal life stoner Leo.  Do you have a big event planned?  Success is assured with relaxed confidence.  The hybrid sacred herb should guide you through the month with the calming sensations required to feel yourself deeply, and yet the attention required to act and make the correct decisions at the right times.

What a run you are on stoner Leo!  The magic of March will melt into the vistas of April.  You are in control of your Earthly space, so it is up to you to mine the stars for the cosmic gold.

Sagittarius April 2016

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The days are getting longer, stoner Sagittarius, and you acknowledge that additional hours of sunlight means there is greater potential to get more done.  Although you may be feeling exalted, proceed with caution.  It will be very easy in April for your investments to not yield their anticipated results.  This month you will encounter the unfortunate task of having to decide between needs and wants, and this can leave you feeling drained even further.  The upside is that it is recommended that you allow yourself time to meditate on plans before you enact them.  In the still hours of the evening, sit down with that sativa and set your sights ahead on the future.  It is not necessarily that all of your plans will fail, but rather you will need to give extra thought to your contingency plans.  So take it slow.

Sometimes it is better to avoid a wandering mind; in your case, a smoke session may be the best environment to solve your problems creatively.  And most of all, be sure to apply your epiphanies and what you’ve learned at the workplace.  Taking the extra time to run through all possible scenarios will allow you to be confident in accomplishing your works.  If you work in a group setting, then listen to the ideas of those around you.  And of course, don’t feel bad if you need to meditate—or sleep, or smoke—on it.  By not rushing ahead you will be able to see further down the path and avoid potential stumbling blocks.

Avoid trying to be “right” in conversations with your lover or loved ones.  It is beneficial to know what your own needs or perspectives are, but less important to worry whether your point prevails.  Instead of arguing, it may be best to ‘hash’ it out.  Whip out the peace-pipe, it will be easier to see eye-to-eye when everyone is on the same level.

Virgo March 2016

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Virgo stoner, you are a powerful being.  March brings a particularly strong and powerful month for the Virgo stoner.  However, I must say this early and clearly:  You must stay grounded in March and give care to your soul as much as your work ambitions.  The sacred herb will be your grounding wire to the electric month of March.

Stoner Virgo, one of your best attributes is your ability to organize and execute tasks in the workplace.  Taking on more work and responsibility is second nature to you.  This ability will be amplified in March as you will become a task master.  New endeavors will present themselves that may seem amazing and fortuitous.  However stoner Virgo, you must keep yourself grounded.  Before jumping at opportunities please take your future self into consideration.  Life is about more than work and money.  Decisions that may seem easy and “can’t miss” in March may keep you from passions and family in the future.  Your cannabis grounding wire will be essential to factor in humility and your future self when making these important decisions.

March will also be a powerful and potentially magical time for the stoner Virgo’s personal life.  New relationships can form and peripheral relationships can bond.  Life will be like wearing cosmic goggles that allow you to see more clearly than you have in the past, or will in the future.  Just remember your cannabis grounding wire stoner, Virgo.  Your loved ones do not have the cosmic goggles.  A powerful being can hurt if they don’t take their loved one’s perspective into consideration with care.

Capricorn March 2016

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Capricorn stoner, you have come a long way.  You have traveled through the scorching pain of the hot cosmic valleys and risen with much elation to the peaks of positive cosmic influences.  March may just wrap up your past year all in one month!  Life is all about perspective Capricorn stoner.  Dramatic situations can always be worse and better at the same time.  In march, life will become all about how you manage the dramatic events that have the potential of overwhelming you.  You know yourself better than anyone.  You must use the sacred herb as a tool in your life at this point.  Selection of the appropriate time and strength of indulgences will be key to riding the emotional waves of March.

Perspective and patience in the work place are vital in March.  The drama will find you, but you are in control of how you react and influence emotional events.  Keep a keen eye on your emotions when dealing with conflict.  Sometimes letting something sit to approach or tackle in the future is the best option versus meeting something head on with emotions of the moment.
Warning:  Don’t get swept up with your cannabis companions in March.  Keeping an even temperament with emotions is crucial to diffuse negative dramatic events, but this same philosophy must be employed to keep you from leaping into situations you might later regret.  Well, regret is a harsh term I don’t like to use, but we must keep a responsible head when our emotions want to take us into the clouds.

Cancer March 2016

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The cosmos are aligning for a strong force of positivity for you stoner Crab.  In fact, all bets are off this month as you will easily take the cake in all situations.  This does not give you a free pass to do as you please, just a simple reassurance that this is the month to plunge ahead with established goals!

In your realm of romance be ready for a miss match in energies.  This does not mean you will incur any negativity, rather you will have to keep your energies in check.  You don’t want to overwhelm your partner if they are not having the same good month as you!  Take some time this month for a nice indica sesh with your lover.  They will be the best bud to allow your energy levels to stay high and keep your feet firmly on the ground.  Keep your eyes open for new smoking buddies, stoner Cancer.  It seems you’re the one everyone wants to be around this month!

March is not the month for Spring Break this year! Your working world is too good for you to relax right now.  You have the ability to really stretch your business opportunities stoner Cancer.  You cannot do that if you are absent from the scene of action!  It will be a busy time for you so do your best to lay the pipe aside or stick to a one-hitter of sativa when working.  Choose the paths you want to take this month and give it 100%.  You will be amazed how vastly the path will be cleared for you to accomplish anything work related in March!

Aquarius March 2016

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Stoner Aquarius, this March do all that you can to keep your priorities in order.  Remember that you have to make it, to spend it, to smoke it—and always in that order.  There is smoke before the fire, but keep in mind that if we get too much smoke in our eyes we will not be able to focus on the flame.  Your motivation to accomplish your goals, (maybe ones that you’ve had for awhile) is only surpassed by your abilities to get things done.

While some may warn against having our heads in the clouds, you acknowledge that from up there you get a better view and can better tackle the issues at hand.  As long as you keep your business time and your burn time separate, there is literally nothing you won’t be able to get done.  So, Aquarius, use it or lose it.  You have amazing insight into where you want to go and what you want to do.  This month you will only have yourself to blame if you do not reach those goals.  If you choose not to pursue your passions and let the days roll by without making progress towards your goals, you are the one who ultimately loses out.  This is not a criticism, but a warning.  You have all the resources that you need to accomplish ALL that you want to.  Dive in stoner Aquarius.  Show people that you can smoke with the best of them but that your realm expands far beyond the confines of your couch.

While you are handling your affairs in the business field, be sure to save some energies and positivity for the home.  It is not guaranteed that things will go badly.  But, just like our favorite cannabinoid-containing plant, our relationship will dwindle if it is not watered with love and affection.  Just remember that when it is time relax and burn one down after that long and prosperous day that you include those special stoners in your life.

Sagittarius March 2016

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Stoner Sagittarius, you may feel that you are particularly sluggish.  With the changes of spring approaching, this discrepancy may be even more noticeable.  Fortunately, this chaos is not completely self-inflicted.  Your goals and aspirations are not being called into question, but your energies may be what is misdirected.  The best way to spend your time may be to invest in future endeavors.  This month, it will be important to not stray too far from your middle.  Too much sativa and your thoughts may stray, and also, it will be best to avoid getting couch-locked by an enticing indica.  Find your happy medium and a nice hybrid—this will allow you to relax enough to get those creative juices flowing and the energy to follow through.

You may be excited about the goals you set, but you will also need the patience to allow things to unfold as they come.  If you do not meet with immediate success in workplace undertakings, don’t be discouraged.  Remember, that each seed planted will mature in its own time, and even the ‘veg’ state is a part of growing.  Focus on the process, not just the final products.  When your actions do not yield the results you had intended, focus on what you learned.  These lessons will be able to be applied to future problems that will seem much smaller the second time around.

At home, it will not be a bad idea to extend your smoking circle.  March will bring you many new ideas, but it will also bring the potential for introducing you to new people.  These fresh faces and new insights will only help to expand your understanding.  So, when you are called upon to give advice to others, you will have even more perspectives to call upon.  Keep in mind to share the kind and you will continue to build lasting connections.  

Leo March 2016

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Stoner Leo, can I call you Neo?  Regardless of your gender, in March, you will feel like the chosen one.  Flex, and you will feel the world around you bend at your mercy.  Two strong cosmic winds have greatly enhanced the stoner Leo in March.  The first wind has swept out all negative cosmic influences.  The second wind is at the stoner Leo’s back giving you a warm push in a positive direction.
Stoner Leo, when the universe grants you a period of time where your powers are at their absolute peak ability, what is the obstacle?  Imagination.  The sacred herb can be your guide in this powerful time.  Creativity and imagination can open doors in the matrix you didn’t know existed before.  Not all of these doors will be fruitful, but you have the strength and perseverance to keep finding and opening more doors in March.  Opportunities are boundless for you stoner Leo, it will be up to your imagination and creativity to open the right doors.
Leadership is important during this period of strength.  Remember that this powerful period is yours and yours alone.  You can help your cannabis companions, lover, and family by stepping up as a strong leader and make the tough decisions.  Work and creative opportunities will fall to your desires in March, but your loved ones are emotional beings.  You must execute your leadership with tact and empathy.

Pisces March 2016

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Stoner Pisces, you are beginning to feel an increased vitality as spring approaches.  And it’s okay to get excited, this extra pep-in-your-step will be here for the long run.  This is good because there will certainly be issues for you to overcome.  But, how much these accomplishments drain your energies will largely be up to you.  In general, you might feel like nothing is too big for you to conquer.  Be careful of investing yourself too much into any singular undertaking.  You are more than capable and others will notice this.  While your advice and understanding may be helpful to others, be careful to not expend all your resources before your own business is in order.

With warm weather and new beginnings starting to bloom know that more is yet to come.  You may notice that your investments yield results almost immediately, but remember that you haven’t finished the race, you’ve started a marathon.  Because things at home and the workplace are going smoothly, do not take this for granted.  You will need to continue to invest yourself into these facets in order to keep the good vibes coming.  Grab your piece and continue your pursuit of peace.  You will not have to look very far to find a friend who will join you on your journeys.  Together you will be able to achieve your highest goals.

Towards the end of the month, it will be better to slow your roll: literally and herbally.  Oddly enough it isn’t zoning-out that you have to worry about, it’s zoning-in.  Perhaps keeping to the indicas will be a happy compromise.  Although a sativa can be great for increasing creativity, this could also mean your mind risks wondering off to chase every new idea.  If it’s an idea worth pursuing, write it down.  But do not let yourself get distracted by one pursuit particularly.  Keep your mind and your options open, you’ll be surprised not just at what success you can achieve by taking it a bit slower, but perhaps even more surprised at the amount of problems you’ll be able to avoid by looking ahead.

Aries March 2016

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If you thought that the month of March would bring relaxation to your world my stoner Aries, guess again.  March is brimming with endless possibilities and they all revolve around how much you put into them.  The positive possibilities are endless in all areas of your life if you choose the proper actions this month.

Your love life holds the most potential for upsets this March.  This is not a month to sit back and watch as it unfolds.  You will find yourself wanting to say a lot of things.  May I suggest that you smoke about it, then go about it carefully?  You may yen for immediate and cutthroat words to put an end to an unkind situation, but, you must still be kind or you’ll never win.  Whatever you do in regards to your love life do not take a back seat. There is fun to be had stoner Ram, but will have to make it!

One thing you’ve come to know over the years is that the universe owes you nothing but will bring you everything if you allow it.  Your working world needs a bit of an adjustment in order to reap the rewards you seek.  Stick with a sativa if you must medicate during working hours as you will need to stay as active as possible over the next three weeks.  If you feel the need for a break go out to lunch or make time to meditate with the sacred herb at home after your work is done.  You have a lot to accomplish in order to heed the success you’ve been working towards.  By the end of the month, I believe you will feel a great sense of accomplishment!  Now go get ’em Ram!

Libra March 2016

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Stoner Libra, March is all about health, physically and mentally.  It’s important that you understand and seek the balance between the two.  Look for ways to improve your overall well-being and state of mind.  It is likely that you will have great success with any lifestyle changes made this month.

Old habits die hard.  Maybe you’ve been wanting to quit biting your nails, or stop smoking cigarettes.  Could your physical fitness or dietary habits be improved?  Could you benefit from more constructive coping mechanisms?  The idea is to slowly swap out the bad habits for better, healthier alternatives that will serve your overall health better in the long term.  You may be in your mid-20’s now, “but time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ into the future”, and quickly when you’re not paying attention.

Making lifestyle changes can be difficult as most of our bad habits have been developed over time and are almost second nature to us.  The first step is to recognize these behaviors, and then you can start to find ways to change them.  Be patient with yourself, and keep some kind bud on standby in case you start to lose your cool.  For the sake of making better choices, I would suggest using your vaporizer whenever possible.  Your lungs will thank you.  Be sure to get your recommended dose of Mother Nature.  There’s something so rejuvenating about being in the great outdoors.

You will feel so much better all around once you start to gain the balance between your mental and physical health like a weight has been lifted off of you.  Towards the end of the month, your mental clarity will be at an all-time high.  This is a great time to soundly and confidently make any big decisions that have been pressing you.  It is likely that you will be looking to tie up any loose ends in the workplace and in your relationships.  

Scorpio March 2016

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Do you feel the positivity flowing stoner, Scorpio?  You have tapped into the universal energy and its exuding throughout your life this March.  The cosmos have aligned perfectly so that you will feel the exhilaration of all your previous work coming to a head.  That does not mean you get to relax, ergo, leave the medibles to a minimum this month.

All those projects you’ve assigned to yourself over the first quarter of 2016 are going to come together better than a fresh nug of moon rock.  In fact, you’ll find that you are more easily finishing all your projects this month.  The only thing you need to be wary of is overconfidence and poor decision making.  Stay sharp with a sativa heavy hybrid in your pipe and think through all your decisions before taking action.  Keep your feet on the ground until you get home.

It will be hard not to float in this super-charged high of love this month Scorpio!  Some might say your luck outshines the four leaf clover this March when it comes to personal relationships.  You will attain your objectives if you supply yourself with a firm foundation by mid-month.  Come St. Patrick’s Day you will be blessed with bounties of attention and you should toke it up while you can!  You deserve it stoner Scorpio!

Taurus March 2016

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Well, Stoner Taurus, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems likely that you will be in a constant battle all March long… With yourself… In your head.  That is if you are not receptive to others thoughts and opinions during this time.  It is important that you try to be as mutable and open to all forms of interpretation.  I’m not saying that you’re necessarily wrong on where you stand on any specific matter, rather you would benefit greatly from the opportunity to assess your own thought processes as well as understanding that your way is not the only way.  March will be a month to gently lean on the sacred herb.

Taurus, ignorance is not always bliss.  Uncomfortable situations make you cringe (almost as much as change…blehh).  You will be forced to deal with certain matters this month that push the levels of your comfort zone whether you like it or not.  Take this as an opportunity for introspection and personal growth.  This will allow you to better understand and empathize with others in the future.

You must not avoid people or potential problems.  You’ll have to face these obstacles head on, like the bull you are.  You would greatly benefit from some form of meditation, even if it’s just a walk around the block.  Keep yourself elevated and use the powers of the sacred herb whenever possible; this will help keep your mind wide open and judgements to a minimum.  It can also be the peace offering if you find yourself in a disagreement. If you are able to stay out of your own way this month, you will be just fine.  Just remember that we are all here looking for the same things; love and acceptance.

Gemini March 2016

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Along with the change of the season, March will mark a time of new beginnings for you, stoner Gemini.  You will find your primary focus on your life status, how you feel about yourself, and how you are viewed by others.  You will experience a wave of positive energy that will allow you to make the necessary changes to spring yourself into action.  The past few months have been a little rough, but consider March as your clean slate.  Like I said, new beginnings:  Your future starts today.

This month, don’t talk about it, be about it.  Now is the time to start being the person you’re always saying you want to be and start doing the things you always say you’re going to do.  The only person holding you back is you.  Maybe you’ve been dreaming about getting involved in your local government to finally get your opinions heard.  Or, perhaps you’ve been wanting to start daily meditations to get that intrapersonal reflection time you crave, but can never seem to find the time.  It could even be something as small as finally cleaning your dab rig every week like you say you will, but instead let your lungs suffer for weeks on end.  You will find great satisfaction out of helping yourself and others, and your confidence levels will soar with each accomplishment and small step made towards a better you.  Just like Michael told us: “If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and then make a change.”

Toke lightly this month.  Now is not the time to get stuck in a couch-lock.  Save the dabs for the weekends, and puff on a light Sativa during the day.  A little shazzy reggae dub during the work day is sure to keep the energy levels bumping.  Your creative juices are flowing this month, and you will find great satisfaction if you are able to find an outlet for it.  Take risks and dare to go where no Gemini has ever gone before.  😉

Gemini January 2016

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Well, Stoner Gemini, you made it!  For you, January 2016 is about tying up loose ends and completing old tasks, so that you can continue forward to more personal and professional successes.  Now is the time to analyze your past to make way for a better future; review your present objectives and set new targets.

Your career has suffered a bit the last few months as you have blindly wondered about, searching for some motivation and self discipline, or a whole new career direction in an attempt to make money doing something you love.  While the beginning of January may bring the same kind of feelings, know that the stars will soon align for you, and your future will be clearer than ever.  Lay the bong to rest this month.  Stick to an uplifting sativa in a hand pipe when you do choose to smoke, but you’ll want to keep yourself in tip top shape this month.

Your primary focus during January will remain with matters of the heart.  Whether you are dealing with an existing relationship, or the blossoming of a new one, the relationship will continue to gain strength.  Work together to find harmony as a couple.  This will be a major source of your happiness during January, but be careful:  Unjustified doubts of intentions or feelings of insecurity could be your downfall if you let it.  If you feel negative thoughts rolling in, take a walk, smoke a bowl, and think before you speak.

Capricorn February 2016

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Stoner Capricorn, February brings an amazing opportunity.  The planets have aligned in such a way that the Stoner Capricorn will face no negative influences in February.  The only requirement to take advantage of this cosmic blessing is positive thinking and meditation.

Come with me stoner Capricorn as we imagine your place in the universe in February.  You are on a sailboat.  Behind you is the swirling black clouds of negative emanations from 2015.  You can see the beautiful white lightning strikes of your efforts to push through the storm with positivity.  Now here you rest gently in calm waters.  There is no warm cosmic wind to push you forward, nor a cosmic headwind to fight against.  In front of you is the horizon, a blank canvas that you can paint any image you want.

The sacred herb will take you to magical places in February stoner Capricorn.  Look out onto the horizon.  Where do you want to go?  Who do you want to spend time with?  Meditation and a positive attitude will allow you to paint and plan a wonderful vision of March.  The calm seas will only last for so long, stoner Capricorn, you have to take advantage of the soothing properties of the sacred herb and meditation in February.  Action will come in March.
The only challenge in February will come from your own mind stoner Capricorn.  Some may see lack of motion as stagnation.  Fighting the calm seas will get you nowhere.  Chill, you deserve a break from battle.  February is an opportunity to recharge your batteries and heal your soul.

Leo February 2016

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Stoner Leo, February will be an unbalanced month.  Successes, triumphs, and wins will burn bright in your life; whereas failures, demotions and losses will be dull and muted.  Even though the peaks will deviate from the mean higher than the valleys, you must be aware and prepare for the swings because they will be wild and sudden.

Ready, set, go!  Stoner Leo, the month of February starts out with a bang.  Bring your energy to the first part of the month and accomplish what you can right away.  Avoid the Indica, and seek the Sativa during this energetic time period.  The goal of your meditative smoke sessions in February will be to achieve balance, and gain understanding of the fluctuations of life.  Part of seeking this balance is recognizing overindulgence.  The sacred herb is a magical plant, but overindulgence can take away some of its best properties.  You are a powerful being, keep your sword sharp.  Dull edges are less efficient.

February is the month of love for the stoner Leo.  Some of those high peaks in your monthly chart center around intimacy.  Don’t put too much pressure on Valentine’s Day, but make sure you are open and available to your lover.  All you have to be is yourself for those that love you.  The fireworks will out shine the squabbles.
Single stoner Leos need to be in the moment with prospective partners.  Don’t let my words or Valentine’s Day force you into anything that doesn’t come naturally, but you must lower your guard and be available for magic.

Libra February 2016

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Libra, this month it may feel that those around you aren’t hearing what you’re saying.  But, it will be even more important that you show to others that you are paying attention to them.  By being a good listener you will ultimately be part of their solution and not a contributor to their conflicts.  Don’t get discouraged.  It is likely to take a lot of effort to convince them that your advice is well thought out, but equally likely it will take others a bit longer to come around to the logic.

Just because you’re a stoner, doesn’t mean you don’t have drive.  Your goals in the workplace are all achievable this month Libra–just keep an open mind.  Letting your mind relax and expand with a fresh bowl of Sativa in the evening may keep you waking up in the morning with fresh perspective.  Although you have your mind focused on completing particular tasks and goals, avoid getting stuck in your ways.  Keeping yourself flexible will help to smooth out communications between coworkers so everyone has better chances of meeting on a common, higher ground.

Sometimes that fresh bag of green smells fantastic.  Those shiny, frosty crystals gleaming like fresh snow through the packaging.  And sometimes, even the best looking, best smoking herb can have a few stems or seeds–this doesn’t mean you have to throw out the whole sack.  Stoner Libra, this will be your ultimate goal this month.  There will be those around you who just need a little help meeting their full potential.  Be patient with friends and family.  And if there is an extra special stoner in your life, be sure that they know that for them, you have all the time in the world.

Aries February 2016

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February is going to be laden with situations that are as heavy and thick as the wax you put in your vape this month, stoner Aries.   Alas, you will prevail in any debacle & soar through the best of times because you have a loving circle of supporters at your fingertips.  Lean on the sacred herb for support in your daily adventures.  A nice hybrid that leans on the indica side should suit you nicely during this cold month.

Your love life will be quite interesting this month, Aries.  Your number one job is to pay attention to others feelings and intentions.  Find the bliss between fiery carnal passion and solid heartfelt care this month and you will truly win in love.  Utilizing your vape pen will help ignite the passion, but be wary of the simple physical attraction. You are a complex person and need both physical and emotional stimulation to truly be at peace with your choice in lovers.  Whatever you choose you will have fun, that I do wholeheartedly see in your future.

Are you restless and flitting to and fro at work?  Don’t mind it much.  Yes, there will be bumps in the road.  Do your best to find where you can truly utilize your talents and then head off in that direction.  Do not waste time analyzing the naysayers reactions. Sneak a toke, smile and go on your own way.  This is a month where your actions in any realm will speak volumes.

Choose to look at your debacles as nothing more than a simple hurdle and they will be easily overcome and you can puff your way into a nice March.

Pisces February 2016

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Stoner Pisces, while you would like to help everyone with all of their problems, this month you will not be able to do so.  What you will be able to do is to apply yourself (with the best that you can to find) solutions for as many of these problems as you can.  This doesn’t mean that February will be craze-filled, but rather that you will have to take time to wisely decide where to invest the resources you do possess.  What this may mean Pisces, is that scheduling some time for a few solo smoke sessions will be in order this month.  You might feel like there is no time to relax between work, home life, and the universe swirling around you.  However, rolling a blunt and strolling down the street could prove to be the precise meditation your mind needs to reset so that you are refreshed and ready for the big stuff.

Work will keep you just as busy as the rest of life, so be sure you are getting enough rest to take on the day.  If you are able to strike the balance between work and play, the workplace will seem much less daunting.  February is a month to keep the tokin’ to times appropriate.  If you can do this, you’ll be an indispensable asset at work, a problem solver extraordinaire and will still have some energies to take home with you.

Initially this month, you may feel Pisces that your significant other is adding to your list of concerns.  But, there is a difference between them adding to your to-do-list and simply sharing what is going on in their life.  Although at first you may feel overburdened with what they have dropped into your lap—remember that this is your partner.  Two brains have more problem solving power than one.  Listen to your lover, because while they are bringing you more problems to work on, they are doing this because they trust in your problem solving skills.  The solutions may be as simple as you being their sounding board while the two of you share a freshly packed bowl.  It is said that three is a party, but, together the two of you can be the party planners and troubleshoot potential issues before they become full-blown catastrophes.

Sagittarius February 2016

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Stoner Sagittarius, for those of you who like to roll-their-own at home, you’ll appreciate that during this February it will be very important to “find your roach clip.”  That is to say, it will be beneficial to find all the help that you need to finish any tasks at hand.  This will help you to avoid sabotaging projects near completion.

If you have been waiting for a response to an issue you have raised in the workplace, the solution may not have been reached yet, although, all parties are still working on it.  While you may be awaiting significant changes, now may be a good time to learn more about those you work with, off the clock.  (Especially, if everyone is 420 friendly.)  This may be the perfect time to discover each of the other’s passions and realize each person’s potential in a non-workplace setting.  This pow-wow around a hookah could help everyone realize what their biggest strengths are.  By best utilizing everyone’s individual capabilities the team as a whole will meet greater success, and might even have more time for friendly smoke sessions!  

If it comes down to it, Sagittarius, and you are faced with starting a task on schedule, or completing it fully, choose the schedule.  This would normally make no sense, but you may have a better grasp on the situation than those around you.  It will be safer to wait and get everyone involved on the same page.  Otherwise, you may be rushing ahead just to hurry up and wait.  If the plan was to get to the top of the mountain and set a fire to your celebratory blunt, be sure to wait until everyone has reached the finish line.  The view will be much nicer with good company.

Aquarius February 2016

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Stoner Aquarius, although summer may be a long way off, this February will have you feeling all the energies the Sun has to offer.  Stay focused and you will wander far in your travels across the universe, so avoid wandering aimlessly.  It will be a memorable month as long as you make your plans ahead of hitting the trail.  Remember this and the world will be yours for the taking.  And after you make it to your final destination be sure to enjoy that blunt, joint or pipe; because, once your work is done you will have plenty of time to space out and watch the smoke swirl.

The workplace will be no less smooth sailing Aquarius.  If you are able to remain flexible you will be able to avoid stress even amidst chaotic events.  Even with all of your planning, sometimes things veer off course.  Everything will be okay as long as you don’t lose your cool.  And there should be no reason to.  When the unexpected pops up and tries to harsh your mellow, just take a moment to redirect your efforts.  You still will reach all your goals even if the route wasn’t the one you originally thought.

When the opportunities arise be sure to invite friends to help you burn (or vape) that bowl.  If you have a special significant stoner in your life, don’t forget to include them in your sessions.  With as busy as you’ll be this month it will be important to keep your lover in the loop.  This person might be your best bud, but they will feel a little neglected if you don’t include them as part of your plans.  If you are able to do this, you and yours will have an amazingly positive month ahead.

Taurus February 2016

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Stoner Taurus, this month you’ll have to remember that sometimes, you have to smoke the ash hit to truly appreciate the green hits.  February will be a difficult time for the Taurus’ of the planet as they will face many small obstacles and hardships during this time.  Individually these mishaps will not seem like much, but when they are all piled onto each other it can be the cause of destruction if you are not careful.  After all, it was the straw that broke the camel’s back.  This is a great time to test your mental strength.  Laughter is the best medicine, so you should be able to laugh at your own mistakes and have the strength to accept the things that you can’t change.  But Maryjane is a close second, so you should also have the herb to smoke yourself to a more positive mental state.

You’ll be a little sluggish at work and may struggle to accomplish tasks on time, or at the expected level of quality.  If you are in a management position, you will need to figure out a way to make up for you lack of productivity so you do not draw too much attention to yourself.  If you are not in a management position, it will be much easier for you to scrape by without much notice.  Taurus, you have the power to overcome each and every obstacle thrown at you if you can be mindful of your mood and efficient in your actions. In the end, the outcome is always in your hands, even if it seems that the world is conspiring against you at times.  Use the sacred herb to relax and help you unwind at the end of your day.  Avoid the wake and bake this month if you can.

Find comfort knowing that at least you’ll have the never ending love and support of your friends and family, even in the hardest of times.  The unwavering devotion of your significant other, and your friends willingness to help will be much needed this month.  Show them how much you appreciate them.  Enjoy February as much as you can.  The smoke will clear sooner than you know, and remember, peace and love will conquer all.

Cancer February 2016

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Without light, stoner Cancer, there can be no shadows.  You cannot hide in the dark just to blend in.  As February begins you will have to curtail the urge to stand back and do nothing with your current situations.  Fire up those Sativa trees to get your perspective in check and your gears grinding.

Work is where you are going to have to put in some effort.  Do not give up on your projects!  There is a solution.  You’ll just have to fail a few times.  Once you do, you will see the whole picture and be able to accomplish it properly.  Remember failure is not loosing.  Each failure is a step toward success.  Hit the bat when frustrations arise and keep at it.  You will succeed!  Do not lose heart. Just do what you do best!

How is your will-power this month?  The cosmos have aligned to allow you to “see” others clearly.  It may sound like a gift and it very well can be if utilized properly.  What you must remember Stoner Cancer:  We all have faults, even you.  Before you open your mouth; remember just how short you fall in some areas of your life.  Do not purposely gouge those you love no matter how correct your sight is on a matter.  Keep calm, dab on and remember that kindness will win every time.  

Scorpio February 2016

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The month of February is well within your ability to stay balanced.  In fact, just show up and be yourself in every situation and you should come out smelling like a nice batch of special cookies all month long.  Of course, if I could leave it at just that what good would I be to you?

Your love life should be smooth sailing if you continue to be your diplomatic, calm and caring self.  It will enable you to easily overcome a few obstacles that will bounce in just to bother you.  Be sure to pay special attention to your immediate family members as they need some reassurance that they are being heard and loved.  Keep all negativity away from your home front!  With Valentines in the air consider a cannabis infused massage oil treatment for you and your loved one.  Who can be angry when completely relaxed on cloud 9?

Work, work, work, you do a lot of work.  You will be rewarded this month if you are more than a middle manager.  Genuinely, the more freedom you have in your workplace the more you will prove your worth.  All toking Scorpios will need to quickly circumvent any misunderstandings with partners or managers by again, being cool headed.  If you  feel the need to take a break at work keep a dug out handy with a little Sativa to keep your spirits uplifted throughout the work day.  Enjoy your month Stoner Scorpio!

Virgo February 2016

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Stoner Virgo, you will be hot in February.  There is a strong warm cosmic wind at your back.  The planets have aligned, and the universe has blessed you with extraordinary powers for the February period.  Good fortune and accomplishment only come to those that act stoner Virgo.  The universe can present you with opportunities, but it is you alone that stand responsible for the results.  

Please stoner Virgo, don’t get too cocky.  Take time to meditate with the sacred herb to help keep you grounded.  Negativity will only come in February to the stoner Virgo that doesn’t keep his head.  Negative traps lie in overconfidence as much as they do in complacency.  One of the most wonderful healing powers of the sacred herb is the plant’s ability to reveal yourself to you (RIP Bob Marley).  Meditate with the sacred herb to keep you grounded and humble in February stoner Virgo.

No two snowflakes are the same.  The same may be true of Virgos as well.  Stoner Virgos that are self employed or in a leadership position may have a completely different outlook on the month of February from those stoner Virgos that are unemployed or work for someone else.  The cosmos will not differentiate between these types of Virgos, but the results of hard work and success will be different.  Entrepreneurial Virgos and those in direct positions to benefit financially from hard work and success will see the fruits of their labor in February.  Worker bee Virgos will benefit from the same energy and ability to accomplish tasks in February, but the manifestation of results will be delayed.

Warning: Do not let the power go to your head.  One trap in February is for the stoner Virgo to spread themselves too thin trying to apply their magic to everything in front of them.  Perhaps being more selective and thorough will see stronger results.

Gemini February 2016

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Stoner Gemini, February will be an overall calm and harmonious time for you as the negative vibes of January will be neutralized by the planets.  The relationship that you’ve been nurturing for the past couple of months will continue to be at the top of your priorities, and family will be of extreme importance to you this month as well.  It is likely that towards the end of the month, there will be a family matter that requires your attention.

February is filling you with passion, and if you’re not careful, that passion could come out in areas where it’s not wanted.  The intensity of your relationship will be on the rise during February, but be mindful of the words you choose and how you choose to say them.  Your boldness could come off as offensive to your partner, and it could cause some unnecessary hiccups in your relationship.  If a situation does arise, it won’t be anything that can’t be quickly smoothed over with a make up smoke sesh.  Smoke about it, forget about it, right?

During the first half of February, you will feel enlightened and motivated.  Take advantage of this in all aspects of your life.  Use it to finally make a dent on that long overdue to do list at work, spend time each day meditating and balancing oneself, and find time for a mini getaway if you can.  Try to spend your time with family and close friends, and avoid large social gatherings if at all possible.  Stick with a nice Sativa, you don’t want to let any Indica induced couch-lock highs to get in the way of accomplishing your goals this month.

Leo January 2016

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Stoner Leo, January is your time to shine as the cosmos lights you up with attention.  When I visualize you in January, I think of Neo in the Matrix after he actualizes his power in the simulation.  Flex Leo, you are strong and powerful.  

I did not say January would be easy.  Stay away from the sacred herb that touches your laid back easy going personality.  Productivity is the key to your power in January.  Go to the store and grab the most creative and powerfully stimulating sacred herb.  Light up the herb and flex your power on the universe.  Execution of ideas and accomplishment of tasks are the key to fulfilling your potential.  The universe has blessed you with an amazing opportunity in January, but it is up to you to receive this gift.

Things will be a little different for stoner Leo’s love life in January.  You can expect explosive results, but your ability to influence and impact these shining moments will be out of your control.  Lay back and go with the flow in your personal life, but pay attention and don’t miss any memorable events.

If every month could be like January, stoner Leos would rule the world.

Aries January 2016

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Breathe in that crisp winter air my Stoner Aries.  It will awaken your senses and fill your soul with much needed fresh start!  You should find yourself positive and bursting with energy all month long.  From outings with your favorite buds to cuddle time in front of the fire blazing away a long work day.  January 2016 will be giving you a new outlook on your life.

Work will be work dearest cannabis companion.  Depending on your position will depend on how you feel about this  month.  It will be a month to play catch up on all loose ends and finish those piles of paperwork.  You should be good to go with a lil hybrid in your vape and some groovy tunes in your soul.  Be sure to cross all your t’s and dot those i’s as if you do not it will come back 10 fold in at tax time.

Your love life in 2015 was a bit shaky to say the least.  For those of you who ended a relationship recently be prepared to meet an influential person this January.  This new emotional connection may start up cool at the beginning of the month but will be blazing like a torch to your dab rig by the end of the month.  The only other side to this you will be facing your innermost fears.  You can and will burn each one down.

Sagittarius January 2016

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Stoner Sagittarius, January may seem like a time when you feel an unwelcome stagnancy.  Instead of fighting this feeling, embrace it.  It would be recommended that most people try to avoid couch-lock.  But, for you, this may be exactly what is needed.  Grab a bag (perhaps a nice relaxing indica) and maybe catch up on your favorite TV shows or invite some folks over and watch that movie you all have been too busy to see–Don’t forget the snacks!  While the rain might dampen some people’s plans, you can say “let it pour.”  The wet weather will be no worries for you, as you didn’t have any particular plans to begin with.  And this is okay.  This month it is better to wait and be surprised by what is to come instead of forcing the issue.

Where you will burning it up, in the productive sense, is the workplace.  If you are feeling overwhelmed, don’t.  Remember that your capabilities are more than even you might think.  When you’re feeling like chaotic is the best word to describe work happenings, take a step back.  Your first instinct may be to ask others to get involved.  Instead, take some time at home to meditate with some help of that ever-so-sacred herb.  It will help amplify your inner peace and remind you that you held the solutions within yourself all along.

At home, don’t push too hard.  Although January is not the time to go full steam ahead, you may become restless if you do not direct your efforts somewhere.  Extend your smoking circle.  Meeting new friends or spending time with old ones will be the best way to pass the time and prepare yourself for the for the soon to come changes of spring.

Scorpio January 2016

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Do you feel IT stoner Scorpio?  IT being the building positivity that 2016 is bringing to you.  The bling that you are emitting is brighter than any perc in a new water pipe.  This first month of the year is a tell tale sign of what to expect for the next 12 months.

Work is where you will shine the brightest this month.  You are a trusted individual and one who knows how to get things done.  Because of these traits you will find yourself amidst an array of money making deals.  Your decision will need to be a quick one so you must trust your intuition.  Do not take on more than you can handle.  Be confident that you will see an upswing in the color of green.  More green in your pocket equals more green in your pipe!

On the home front you may be a bit unavailable due to your work.  Be sure to be attentive when you are spending time with your loved ones.  Being busy does not leave room for being emotionally absent.  If you’re attached make sure you spend some quality time on conversation.  Pack up the vape and have a real heart to heart.  It will leave you both happier and more content.  If you’re single don’t go out of the way to start anything quite yet as you are very busy and may not be able to give someone all that is needed in a fresh relationship.  If you choose to start one keep it light as not to disappoint your potential new love.

Capricorn January 2016

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Capricorn stoner, January will be a time for deep space travel.  You will lose contact with the cosmic winds that usually swing you from one planetary emotion to another.  You are going to travel to the dark side of the moon in January, and all cosmic communications will be lost.  You will withstand this dark period with the sacred herb as your guide and me as your faithful cannabis companion.

Do not read this horoscope as an ominous fortune.  Stoner Capricorn, you have an amazing opportunity in front of you.  When the seas are calm and the cosmic winds dissipate, you have a tremendous opportunity to travel deep inside yourself.  January will be the perfect time to focus on you, and your inner self.  Powerful sacred herbal edibles and a quiet house will combine to be your space vehicle as you travel to the depth of your own psyche on a mission of discovery and growth.  Grab your writing journal.  Every space adventure needs a mission log.

Be forewarned.  Do not try to accomplish larger goals within your work and personal life in January.  The harder you try to push forward the more risk you take for negative reactions.  Capricorn stoner, you must let go of the fight in January.  Everything will be just fine with a light hand of management.

End of transmission:  God’s speed

Virgo January 2016

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Stoner Virgo, January will be a bit of a mixed bag.  One key to the month is knowing that you cannot control everything in your life.  No matter what your religious affiliation is, the stoner Virgo must give themselves up to the cosmos.  Smoke a bowl, clear your head, and meditate on positive affirmations.

From the perspective of work and business, the stoner Virgo will be an ass kicker in January.  Go out there and get the job done!  Hit the ground running in January, and it may positively affect the entire year.  Use all of your strengths.  Organization and energy is your competitive advantage.  There are no roadblocks in your way.

The stoner Virgo’s love life and personal relationships with family will be the source of the major challenges in January.  The sacred herb can help you stay calm and see perspectives outside of yourself.  You can’t control loving outcomes so relax and enjoy the ride.  The less pressure you put on others in January the better off you will be.  If you are in an existing relationship, you should consider counseling and or a renewed openness to heartfelt communication.

Here is your mission in January stoner Virgo:  Go out there and be a monster at work and a cuddly bear at home.  You may not be able to control circumstances, but you can control your reactions.

Libra January 2016

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Life just keeps getting weirder, and weirder, Stoner Libra.  With January and the new year, many new and possibly somewhat out of the ordinary, experiences will arise.  Your main focus will remain on your personal relationships, and continuing your forward progression of emotional and spiritual growth for yourself.  Use the sacred herb and meditation to maintain mental clarity, as well as balance.

Unless you are extremely passionate about the work that you do, your professional life will probably be pretty low-key.  Don’t expect any huge advances and avoid taking on extra projects.  Your goal right now should stick with the day to day tasks.  This should be viewed as more positive right now than negative, as this allows you to use your time and energy on other pressing issues.

Your love life will experience a surge of energy for challenges, experiments, or adventures.  Try a new activity with your partner.  It will benefit you both on a personal level as well as a couple.  Don’t let that energy go to waste.  If you are not already in a relationship, it is likely that you will find yourself in one by the end of the month.  This will be very different than the string of casual encounters you’ve been having.  But be cautious.  You may realize that the goals you’ve now set forth with this new relationship conflict with plans you’ve previously set forth for yourself.

Aquarius January 2016

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Take it slow this month Stoner Aquarius:  That is, be sure to take moments to collect your thoughts, maybe have a bowl and then a stroll around the block.  Avoid rushing toward tasks that you have not yet given thought.  You know what you want Aquarius, but you will best achieve these ends if you are thinking ahead.  If you find yourself feeling a bit dazed and confused it is okay to slow the roll even more.

Don’t worry about not getting enough done.  While others will be starting their year making resolutions, you will be reaching your goals and handling business.  As long as you keep your business and blunt times separate, each will be optimal and enhance the quality of the other.  Avoid those who might be envious of your enthusiasm.  Instead of competing, collaborate.  All parties involved will benefit more from a peace pipe offering than from trying to pull the others in different directions.

If you are able to find this peace, keeping it will be easy and your home life will experience an increase in positivity.  You are sure to win the argument if the situation arises, but the real win will be avoiding conflicts before they become problems.  Find a common ground.  Maybe “Green” is everyone’s favorite color (and herb).  Use this commonality to aid in understanding the other’s perspective and you will forget what all the fuss was about to begin with.

Taurus January 2016

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Stoner Taurus the new year is bringing you many new situations. You need to look at the big picture to see clearly what actions you’ll need to take to stay on track.  Lean on the sacred herb in times when you need quiet contemplation.  You will need quiet contemplation this month!  Be sure to make time for this and allow for each emotion to be felt throughout your meditation to properly gauge how to portray yourself this month in all roles you play.

The hardest impact you will face this month is in your smoking circle. There is nothing you can do to prepare for the blind side hit you will face as it is a very important lesson.  You are steadfast in recovery so do not allow yourself to wallow in the despair you’ll certainly encounter.  Find solace in the fact that what remains of your group of friends after this will be closer than ever and you’ll be bonded in a realm that has always been just out of reach.  As for love:  Don’t be bullheaded. Allow petty disagreements to slide and spend some quality time embracing each other.

Allow the positivity of your business life to radiate through you all month long.  You may not be bringing in the big bucks this month but you are on the proper path.  Do not question the path you’ve chosen simply allow yourself to flow down its path.  Do dot your i’s, cross your t’s, be mindful of your co-workers and keep a decisive way about you and things will be great.  You will find you need your pipe less at work.  Save that green for the home scene where you will need it most!  It’s all about yin and yang this month Stoner Taurus and you can and will come out on top.

Cancer January 2016

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Happy 2016 stoner Cancer!  Now that you’ve brought the New Year in with a Bang get ready for a busy January!  For the most part you will enjoy the new twists and turns this month brings you.  Remember that platform we talked about in December?  Now is the time to test its durability.

Work, work, work, work, WORK!  Yes stoner Crab you are going to work like you have never worked before.  Before you frown, realize this is work you take pride in and you will enjoy watching your success spring from it.  The emotional energy you create may be enough to keep you high all day long.  Do not be surprised if you don’t need your usual smoke break this month!  No matter what negativity is thrown at you this month, keep a calm demeanor and you will stay on top!

Changes are stirring in your realm of personal relations.  Change can be hard on my stoner Cancers.  Note that all the changes you see happening are, in fact, quite good.  Pay attention to your emotional needs of both you, your partner and your family.  Your comfort at home will leak into your other personal relationships.  Know that now is a time that you  may have to meet in the middle on a few issues.  In the end it will be worth it.  Make sure you take respite for yourself when you can.  January will be positive, but you need to keep your mind calm.  Meditation with the sacred herb always a beautiful thing.

Pisces January 2016

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Stoner Pisces the fresh start of the New Year will bring a multitude of new endeavors.  The universe will send to you what seems like an unending stream of positivity.  Along with this you’ll receive the energies to direct this positive potential towards whatever you wish.  Make your plans before the pipe happens or little will get accomplished.  Remember that you are still ultimately responsible for how you are to invest your resources.  It may be best to make these kinds of important decisions before you break out the stash.  Once you’ve decided your new direction settle into your new groove with a nice sativa.  Its creativity-producing cannabinoids combined with your concentration will unearth revelations of your skills and abilities of which even you were unaware.

A quick public service announcement for you Pisces:  When it comes to drama in the workplace, let it pass you by and don’t succumb to the temptation of defending yourself, there will be no need.  Those around you might just be jealous that their lives are like a bag filled with stems and seeds and will try to bring you down to their level.  For you, this is a time of no worries–your month will be like a bag of that kind bud, which you got for free!  Just be sure not to remind others of their own shortcomings, and keep it positive.  Instead of downing others, do your best to share the kindness and bring them to your level, which will be cloud nine if you play it right.

When it comes to relationships, whether it be your significant other or family, share that love.  Share the love and your new aspirations because those around you will only benefit.  Your love life will only bud and blossom as long as you keep the small things small and throw your full efforts into keeping your focus on the solutions and not the problems.  Problems will come and go, but if you can keep your eyes on the outcomes you want to see, your love and friendships will only continue to grow

Leo December 2015

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Stoner Leo, December is an interesting time for you.  You may feel like the universe is ignoring you.  Cosmic currents will be flowing under the surface, and their direction or pull may be hidden from you.  Meditative smoke sessions will help you see beyond the thin veil that obscures your vision.  Try to focus on the perspective of others and see how you navigate your way through the human anthill.

The work and business life of the stoner Leo is where most of the hidden obstacles and objects lie in December.  Think of work as a game of hide and seek.  You don’t want to be discovered rocking the boat, but you also need to seek out obstacles in your way.  Check your side mirrors:  Objects may be closer than they appear.  Remember, hide and seek is not an aggressive game.  You only need to find the objects in your way in December.  If you make too much noise, you will be found by the negativity seeking you.

The holidays can be a stressful time for some, but not this year for you stoner Leo.  You will be able to handle all important decisions and social obstacles that come your way.  The ease of your social life will allow you to expand your horizons and take more chances.  You must be bold and confident with your decisions regarding love and friendship.  Social experiences will provide you with the most fulfilling opportunities this month.  Be kind.  Be generous.  Be yourself.

Aries December 2015

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Stoner Aries, you’ve been looking for a break for months.  Get ready as December 2015 is your lucky month!  Beautiful developments will be flowing around you like clouds of vape.  Finally something is giving for you Ram!  Do not get too swept up in the excitement as you will need to pay attention in order to keep things positive.  For example:  Your working world will be all a buzz.  Keep the sativa handy as you will need your wits about you.  At this time you will need to be open minded my cannabis companion or you will create negativity.  Look at all your options before making a decision.  Then seize every opportunity that fits your long term goals and work like you’ve never worked before.  You will see great things happen and new platforms to jump off of.

Emotional satisfaction will come easily to you stoner Aries.  Ram Dass says it best: “Be Here Now”.  That is exactly what you will need to do everyday this month in regards to your personal relationships.  Focus on what it is you need and want.  Don’t be surprised if you have to make a decision that your family does not consider in your best interest.  You know what is best for you.  Stick to your guns.

As for your love life: Your partner will be very giving, be sure to give in return and things will be as blissful as an indica laden gravy.  For those unattached you will find great moments with potential lovers all month. (Be Here Now with an Open mind!!)

Cancer December 2015

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Decisions, decisions, decisions!  Yes stoner Cancer making decisions is what you will be up to this December.  Not to fret, as each possibility will peak your interest.  You will need to stay busy and keep a nice hybrid in your pipe this month; as the harder you work the more positivity will flow to you.

In your personal realm things should be calm and relaxed as if everyone around you dipped into the medibles.  You’ll find that if you are attached things go ever so smoothly this month.  For the single stoner Crab take your time and get to know new people.  Starting a new relationship is not in the stars for you at this time, but it will come soon.  Every stoner Cancer should take some breathing space for themselves at every opportunity they can.  November was a tricky month and you need to recover before the New Year!  If you have not made your NYE plans I suggest you do something out of the ordinary to bring in 2016 with a cheer!

Treat the beginning of this working month with kid gloves.  Be efficient in your daily tasks and go home and relax with the sacred herb.  As your energy builds this month you will see the decision making process creep up on you.  Do your best to wait for all possible offers before jumping into anything.  You may take on more than one, but be sure to only take on what you can finish.  Overloading your plate will not necessarily fill your pipe in the end.  All your work this December will pay off big in 2016.

Aquarius December 2015

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Aquarius, the winter may not be your time to shine, but there will be enough of you to go around.  You will have to be a bit more selective when you decide on where and what that you invest your time.  The goals you wish to accomplish will get done, but not without energy on your part.  Don’t let yourself get too drained, stoner Aquarius.  Be mindful of what you’re smoking on.  Sativas can provide energy, but brainy strains can also leave us wandering around the hallways of our minds for too long.  Likewise, be sure to avoid the couchlock potential with too heavy of an Indica strain.

The best advice to offer is the simple reminder to pay attention.  Knowing how you will personally respond to certain types of the sacred herb can mean the difference between a weekend to remember and one you’d much rather forget.  If you feel that your pay off in the workplace is not satisfactory enough, this may not be your fault.  If you are having doubts on the quality of your work, look instead to the content–Maybe it is your passions that have changed, not your productivity.

On the home front, stoner Aquarius, remember that you cannot help others unless you yourself are feeling fresh and ready to rock.  Your friends and loved ones will follow you to the ends of the earth, but they may be waiting for you to lead the way.  Load up a bowl and get ready to have a ball.  Those closest to you are going to be more than glad to help you out with that freshly packed bowl.  Allow the herbal remedies to bring you all closer together; the shared experience of passing a pipe can be one of the best starting points for better understanding.

Sagittarius December 2015

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Stoner Sagittarius, although the colder winter weather is settling in around us, yours is a time for blossoming.  Take this time to foster or finish up old to-dos.  Or maybe you want to begin a brand new list of tasks that you have been contemplating, but  just haven’t committed to quite yet.  While this December will be a time of prosperity and accomplishment, you will still have to organize your own efforts.  A lot can be accomplished, but the universe will not prioritize itself for you.

If it’s sticky and icky, try to make sure it’s a sativa.  The best thing you can do is to avoid the couch.  A nice sativa dominant strain will give you that little boost needed or the second wind at the end of the work day.  Please note; over utilizing the sacred herb could be a waste of your forward moving potential.  In short, just do your best to write it down before you roll one up–this will allow you to best optimize your extra energies.

Allow yourself to be surprised Sagittarius.  The stars conspire in your favor.  So spark up and embrace the mysteries ahead, it’s likely you will enjoy the novelty of what’s to come.  If you are tokin’ solo at the moment, maybe you will soon meet your ‘new bestest bud.’  If this is not the case for you or if you already have a special someone, remember that new discoveries are not made by sitting at home.  The weather is chilly, but grab a coat (and maybe your sneak-a-toke) and have a nice adventure.  It may be as simple as trying that new food joint you’ve been eyeing, or a winter hike through the woods, but there are new faces and places to see–get out there and discover something new.

Virgo December 2015

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Stoner Virgo, December will be quite the roller coaster, strap in for safety. I know you don’t like the term bipolar, but your ability to compartmentalize triumphs and tragedy will serve you well in December. The cosmic winds will be swirling around you during this period. You will feel the burn of a frigid headwind one day and the warmth of the cosmic winds at your back the next. Your ability to weather both forces will be the key to surviving and thriving in December.

In regards to your workplace, you must be on a full defensive posture. Know thyself, you must select the sacred herb with the highest productive properties for you. Avoid any strains that lower your defenses and open you up to attack mentally. The area of work will be where you feel the most head winds in December. Two things will get you through your work: 1. A positive and diligent work ethic. 2. Calm restraint with coworkers, bosses, and or employees.

Work may feel like a Metallica album, but your love life should open up like a Michael Franti jam. Everything is possible in December for the stoner Virgo. If love and romance is what you seek, it will be found. If you seek friendship and social community contact, you can find it during this period. Please keep this key factor in mind stoner Virgo; you are in charge, not the universe. The largest factor for failure will be you. Do not let the pressures of work affect how you treat people in your personal life. Protect at work, thrive in life.

Capricorn December 2015

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Stoner Capricorn, life has not been easy has it?  I thank you for continuing to read the Stoner Horoscope even though I keep giving you the bad news from the cosmos.  All of the hard work you have put in these past few months are finally starting to pay off.  All of those tough moments and obstacles you have endured can start to be cleared from your mental inventory.  December is a positive time for you stoner Capricorn!  Celebrate with the finest of green goodness, the stickiest of the kind, and the most enlightening of the sacred herb.  December is a period of wildly productive creativity and positive social impacts.

All of the tools you used to battle the searing cosmic wind the past few months will now propel you forward in this time of universal harmony.  Business and work may seem easy at times this month.  The stars have placed no obstacles in your way.  However, this period of low resistance may actually create your undoing.  Even though I envision a positive time for you, stoner Capricorn, you must not forget where you have come from.  All of those battles in the past few months will serve you well if you keep the fighting spirit.  Simple communication and attention will solve all of your problems, but laziness will bring back old foes.

Smoke a bowl and meditate on your inner self.  You are a beautiful person.  It’s time to bring your inner butterfly into the daylight.  This period of cosmic peace will allow you to put your imprint on your friends and family.  You have the power to bring happiness to others just by being you.

Libra December 2015

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Stoner Libra, December will bring you many positive and new experiences as you are setting the pace for the new year, and a new you.  Be open to new ideas, people, and adventures this month, and use each situation as the potential for your own personal growth.   

“Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re living?” – Bob Marley

You’ve been contemplating your life’s direction for a while now, and you’re finally ready to start making the changes necessary in your life to get where you want to be.  Maybe you are realizing that you are no longer happy in your career, or possibly you are finally coming to terms that an idea you had accepted as truth no longer fits you anymore.  Whatever the case may be, you must be fearless and make these changes with confidence, even if they are difficult to accept at first.  To do this, you will have to let go of any previous expectations that may have been set forth for you by yourself or by others.  Remain uninfluenced by others opinions, only you know what is right for you and the ultimate goal is to live the life you love.

It is still important that in the midst of all these exciting life changes and experiences that you take time for yourself to meditate and reflect on thoughts, feelings, and social encounters.  Keep your chakras balanced, and make sure that you are getting enough rest.  Your health is vital to you this month, as you prepare for what lies ahead in 2016.  I would suggest a nice 50/50 hybrid, so that your mind and body are in on the same level.

Taurus December 2015

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Stoner Taurus, December will be an incredibly positive and bright life stage for you.  You energy levels soar so high that even those who come into contact with you can’t deny their power right now.  Your optimism will give you a refreshing outlook on your life and your future.  Your chakras are in alignment, and your mental and physical health will be in full force.  You will be riding a natural high all month long.  Having a little stash of pre-rolled J’s on hand would best suit your vibe this month, especially considering how often you may find yourself in an unexpected smoke session with a new friend.

You may experience a new found clarity this month, breaking down a mental blockage that had been affecting your work for some time now.  Once you have gained access through this barrier, progress will continue at a rapid rate.  There may be a project that you’ve had on the back burner, that you are finally ready to tackle.

You are empowered by your ability to give the gift of love so generously.  You get back what you put out, and the world around you receives your love and sends it back full force.  While some people don’t believe in luck, you might want to consider entering some kind of contest or buying a lottery ticket while the stars emanations are affecting you so strongly.

Gemini December 2015

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Stoner Gemini, December will be happy toking.  The stars are definitely favoring your romantic relationships and leisurely activities this month, but your professional life won’t be a total bag of dirt weed either.  You are starting to recover from the backlash the last couple of months have put on your career, and you’re finally able to grab the reins and take back control.  

Stay task oriented in the workplace, and pay attention to detail.  A small oversight could cause bigger problems than you may have anticipated.  Avoid the head fog and stick to your vaporizer until after work when you can finally let loose.  While you may feel like you’re “back in the groove” again, you have a lot of lost time to make up for and it’s always better to be safe than sorry.

The stars are (still) heavily influencing your love life. Continue to enjoy it while it lasts!  You might be surprised at the level of romantic encounters you have this month, or the intense spark that an already existing relationship may receive.  Your mind may be craving fun or adventurous activities.  As long as you aren’t skipping out on any responsibilities, give in to this desire every chance you get.  If you can, grab some buds and get out of town for the weekend, check out a concert, or maybe you’ll want to plan a date night at a place you’ve never been to before.  Make the most of this positive life stage you are experiencing and know that each day is the stepping stone to a better tomorrow.

Pisces December 2015

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Stoner Pisces, being an inner-workings kind of person, it is safe to say that you know yourself best.  All those moments invested into self-reflection have been your saving grace, and now these introspective habits help you to avoid the miscommunication that other signs frequently encounter.  So, keep it low-key Pisces.  Indicas are going to bring you the relaxation and recreation that the mind requires.  But, don’t try to over reach your potential.  You have all the resources that you need to maintain your inner peace, just be sure to stay rested and ready for your day.

This month, plan a peace pipe session with those closest to you.  If not for your benefit, then consider that those who may make your guest list are in need of your positive presence.  One thing to avoid this December is rushing; when in doubt, burn one down.  You can only improve your outcomes to tricky situations when you allow yourself the time needed to fully focus on the issues at hand.  Perhaps it’s the perfect season to bake up some tasty, herbal-remedies for the wintry blues.  A nice medible may just be the perfect way to unwind, clear the mind and get ready for the coming year.  Remember, that although friends may come to you for guidance, you will be unable to provide useful advice unless you ensure that you take care of your personal needs first.

Although your loved ones will look to your shining light during cloudy times, don’t forget that it is okay to rely on them as well.  It will never be a bad idea to get a second opinion.  If you have a significant other, then access to kind words or insight is right at your fingertips.  Never fear reaching out to your confidants.  They will never mind the burden and both parties will reap the benefits of being able to rely upon having a best bud.  

Scorpio December 2015

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Ready? GO! This December the stoner Scorpio will be in for a busy and emotional time.  Think of it as a very positive stage in your growth as an individual.  If you have a stoner Libra friend, it is time to call on them for a lesson in balance.  Balance being your key term this month.

Work will be a blaze of projects for you my fiery friend.  Keep a well balanced hybrid in your vape pen for those moments of stress.  You must at all costs keep business just that.  Do not take anything personally or make any situation at work personal in any way.  Business is business.  Keep it that way and you will be most successful in the days to come.  By keeping diplomacy up at work, you can take your exaggerated fire to the bedroom.

Speaking of love and personal relations:  Smoking Scorpios need to put the ones they hold dear ahead of themselves in December.  Do not allow for lethargy to leak into any of your personal relationships.  You hold the reigns right now, use them to snap some fun into your lives.  If you have a special request, make sure that you are specific.  You may find yourself reiterating, but it will be worth it.  There is a lot of room for romance, but you must take the lead.  May I suggest making a batch of special brownies with your partner?

Libra November 2015

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Think of November as a game of life lessons, stoner Libra.  The Universe is radiating primarily positive energies upon you during this time, but you should be prepared for some unexpected let downs as well as lower than normal energy levels, so use your vitality wisely.  Try not to hit the pipe too hard this month and when you do partake, stick to Sativa dominant strains if possible.

Your personal life will be ambushed with multiple new encounters and many potential love interests.  Maybe you make some new friends and your smoking circle becomes a month long game of musical chairs, and your “love” life becomes a whirlwind of multiple affectionate and intimate relations.  The people you’re attracting may serve you on many different levels, but don’t get too attached to any of these relationships.  The majority (if not all) will be short-lived, but that does not mean that you can’t have fun. You should relish in every one of these experiences!

While your personal life is all about embracing the new, you should avoid the same approach in your career.  If it seems to good to be true, it most likely is.  Stay focused on your current affairs, and look out for those who might be trying to take advantage of you.  They good turn your good intentions into regret if you’re not careful.  Take your time and meditate with the sacred herb before making any promises.

Cancer November 2015

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Stoner Crab your strong convictions and emotional self will be empowered by your aggressiveness and intensity.  Keep your vape full of indica as you must master these feelings in order to be most productive in all areas of your life.  Utilize the indica for its calming properties but do not allow yourself to overindulge and become latent.  You will need to keep your driving gloves on as you must be capable of maneuvering around some sticky situations.

Speaking of sticky situations:  The love life of the stoner Cancer is likely to be… well sticky.  Your situation can be sweet or icky.  It will depend on you.  Many of your cannabis companions and your even your lover may throw you a few loops to jump through.  You can puff, puff, pass your way through these situations by not being judgmental, not interfering where it is not directly your concern and putting your foot down in matters that do concern you.  Put those sticky situations in your pipe and smoke them.  You own your personal life this month Crab.

This is a month to keep your hands busy and flow through your working world.  It is not a time to start setting large scale goals or trying to go above and beyond.  The minor nuisances that pop up this November should be easy for you to shrug off and continue going your own way.  Keep your calm and dab on this month and you may find that your work ethic allows for some nice leisure time away from work.  If so enjoy it to the fullest!

Pisces November 2015

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Stoner Pisces, this November the best plan of action may be as simple as making good plans.  Maybe there is a new art exhibit in a nearby town you’ve been wanting to see.  Or, a new hiking trail a good friend recommended to you that you’ve been aching to climb.  Be sure to pack your bowl, but also, wait until you’ve reached your final destination before you spark it up.  The light may be dwindling as the seasons transition – but this just means you have to be more selective with how you spend the waking hours.

There may be those in the workplace that are looking to veer you from your path of progress.  The best bet is to let those who are bent on creating confusion to be left to their own devices.  You can rest more peacefully knowing that at the end of the day you have your own (smoking) devices to come home to, so don’t worry too much.  Your goals will be easily accomplished as long as you avoid the negative distractions that others hope to send your way.  You can only control your own actions; if someone is trying to throw you off, that just means that person is wasting their efforts because guess what, you got this Stoner Pisces.

Your lover, if you have one, will embrace your peace with you and all should be well.  With no significant complications in the foreseeable future, enjoy and cherish these moments.  If nothing else, break out the ganja and get to celebrating.  While other signs may be struggling with the weather changing, you and yours can toke it up knowing that the universe smiles kindly on you and offers you support in pursuing your loftiest aspirations.

Scorpio November 2015

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Good vibes are flowing all around the stoner Scorpio like a well percolated bong rip.  When the sun is in your sign good things are bound to shine on you!  For the most part you will have an amazing month of November; full of activity both mental and physical with only a few not so awesome surprises.  Stay focused on the good and just put these lil possible upsets on the back burner so you can avoid them.

Stoner Scorpio you are a well chiseled mind and this month you will be putting all your wits to work for you.  New ideas and implementations that surround your job will come to you in a fierce energy at the beginning of the month.  I see heavy sativa strains in your days this November.  They will enhance your thought processes and calm your energies enough to make you extremely proficient!  Around the last third of the month be wary on decision making.  If you have any doubts put it off.  Also you will be very overwhelmed with your workload after all the new ideas you’ve sprouted start to take formation.  Make sure you ask for help.

In your personal relationships be prepared to be going places and expect the unexpected.  These surprises can be both good or hindering.  Pay attention to your romantic partner and you will heed off any lovers spats easily.  Lose focus and you’ll be in for a rough ride.  Your love life will be interesting and for the most part fun.  It is your personal friendships you need to look out for the most.  One of your closest smoking buddies could really turn the tables on you.  Remember just because they let you down you do not need to retaliate.  Karma is a bitch.  Go find your love and enjoy some Ohm moments with a nice indica.  They will remind you how great life truly is.    

Gemini November 2015

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Stoner Gemini, I can’t say that November will be an easy month for you; so you must be able to take the good in with the bad, and have faith that things will work themselves out.  Since the planets have shifted against you, you will be subject to an abnormal amount of negative energies, but only you can ultimately control how they affect you.

Stay focused on the present, trying to improve what you currently have rather than starting anew.  Your career might not be continually progressing at the rapid rate you had hoped, or maybe you feel that what you are doing today doesn’t seem to be helping you reach future goals, or maybe you feel like you just can’t get anything right:  This is only temporary and the only way to get through it is to keep puffin’ along.  Like I said, here and now.  Don’t try to overcompensate by biting off more than you can chew.  Stay professional, take any criticisms with grace, and know that in good time, everything will fall into place.  Work will be the main source of stress this month, so consider some office yoga or mid-day meditation to help keep yourself centered.  I would also recommend keeping a sneak a toke handy for emergencies.

Continue to focus on yourself this month.  Your overall health will become very important to you during November, and understandably so.  When other parts of your life become chaotic, it’s only natural that you would look for control within yourself.  Whether you are changing your diet, exercising more, or meditating with help of the sacred herb; let the positive changes flow and manifest from the inside out.  

Virgo November 2015

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The universal energies in November are going to cause the stoner Virgo some unusually odd occurrences.  You may need to keep your pipe full of indica this month as things will not go according to plan for you my cannabis companion.  Knowing this in advance, you need to put a lid on your analytical side.  There will be no way to make sense of all the insanity surrounding you.  The indica will allow you to watch and learn without having to become overly involved.  This month’s energies are not aimed at you specifically.  Ergo you should be able to skate by this very trying time with little bruises if you choose to be prepared.  Which cannot be said for most of the zodiac.

With every sign in the cosmos having a hard time you will need to watch your tone and tongue with your personal relationships.  Do not allow your harshly overcritical self to show its face in November.  It’s normal for you expect perfection or nothing at all:  Virgo you will greatly miss out on the beauty of this lifetime if you do not cage that beast.  Kind words and affection will go a long way for you in November.  IF you choose to pay attention to this you will be rewarded and any spats you find yourself in will easily be concluded.  Use that charisma and let your love light shine.

Work for my stoner Virgo’s should be amiable.  If you have taken all proper considerations into account, set up all back up plans and have made all the right moves you should easily attain your goals this month.  The sharks are out there and they are waiting on your to slip up.  Being your very prepared self you can avoid any contact with them if you did in fact take all necessary precautions.

Although November may not be the best month of 2015 for you my stoner Virgo; stay prepared, be kind, and you will puff puff pass right through this odd month.  

Leo November 2015

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With Yin comes Yang my stoner Leo.  November will have its light & dark moments for the ever dominating Lions.  Not to fret as your light will prove to be brighter and more resilient than any negative force you come up against.  In all honesty your personal perception will play a very large role in how the outcome of November’s events.  You must, above all else remain positive about yourself.  Positivity does not equal egomania.  At this time your ego can be harmful to your growth so let go of it this month.  Stay high with positive vibes and utilize a sativa to be your ally for creativity.  Which certainly will help you out of some sticky situations.

The working world will be your biggest challenge my cannabis companion.  You have the ability to utilize all your strengths right now and I suggest you tap into them.  Meditate with the sacred herb often in November as you may not succeed at every turn but you should not put your head in the sand either.  The healing properties of the sativa strain will help keep you motivated and lifted. You must at all costs keep moving this month!

On a more personal level the stoner Leo needs to be paying attention to those they love.  Reach out to close relatives that are not near your home.  It may cause a bit of an upset but you are the rock that can ground the situation on the whole.  Your family relies on you for this.  In matters of the heart you must pay attention, give affection and be supportive.  You will not like the outcome if you choose to ignore the needs of your lover.  Most of this can be fended off with a nice relaxing vape session at the end of both your working days.  (Ahem, that does mean you have to make time my little lions!)  

All in all you are strong Leo, this month is nothing more than a growing pain.  Enjoy each beautiful moment and work through the rest.

Capricorn November 2015

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Stoner Ram this November you need to show your true self to the world.  You have a tendency to wear your less positive traits as a shell to protect yourself.  Unfortunately this month being detached, gloomy and self-centered will do you every injustice.  Call upon your sincere, self-controlled, ambitious and faithfully determined self to protect you.  Your honesty and integrity lie on the line.  Be true to yourself, follow your intuition and you will find that you make it out of November better than you first thought.  

The trials of the Winter Solstice will be varying degrees of frustrating for you in both your finance and personal life.  The golden rule is one you must apply to both areas.  Your friends need you.  Your co-workers need you.  Management needs you.  You need you.  Take care of you first:  Spend quality time meditating with the sacred herb.  This self introspection will allow you to also give to the others in your life that need your help during your own personal trials.  Everything you do now to help others will come back to you.  Karma is never a  bitch when you are doing the right thing.

What you need to remember when dealing with your many personal dilemmas this month:  You will not be alone so do not be afraid to ask for help.  Listen to others this month but act of your own accord and you will see why this is all happening soon.  Do not overindulge in anything.  Lastly be sure to lean on the sacred herb when making your decisions.  Stoner Capricorn you can get through this and you will find December to be much more rewarding.  

Sagittarius November 2015

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Stoner Sagittarius, grab the bag of shag, the secret stash of sacred herb, or the scrounge bowl salvaged from dresser drawers as you can expect November to be a time where you may have to hurry up and wait.  This doesn’t mean you have to resign yourself to couchlock, you just may find yourself indecisive and in this particular case rushing will be of no help.  Don’t worry about feeling stagnate, Sagittarius, as there is little that you can do help fix the situation that may be at hand.  And this does not translate as meaning you are helpless, there are just sometimes where the universe brings us chaos—the best thing you can do is muddle through and look toward coming out the other side wiser and more patient than before.  Be cautious that you do not let the ambiguity of your own happenings flow over into the lives of those closest to us.  Although you may want to share that bowl with friends or family, remember that your ability to help may be restricted this month and you may contribute to the problem instead of bringing relief.

On the upside, all of the medicinally induced meditation at home you may be indulging will assist you in seeing through the potentially ill intentions of peers in the workplace.  This does not mean all of their actions are meant maliciously, but it may be recommended to go with the flow of events in our best efforts to keep the peace.  So, at home, be sure to keep the piece clean and some fresh Sativa on hand just in case the days are extra draining and you need a little extra comfort and help concentrating at home.

Aquarius November 2015

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Aquarius, although autumn is upon us, be sure to recharge those batteries and soak up as much of the dwindling sunlight as the seasons will allow.  With the ever shortening sun at your back, your attitude can only benefit.  This is not to say that November will be completely smooth sailing, however, with your stockpile of positive energies you should be able to avoid any drastic or dire situations that come your way.

In the workplace, keep it pushing.  If you feel like your actions and efforts on the job are going unnoticed, fear not.  Even if your employer is not giving you direct credit for your efforts, your results speak for themselves.  So don’t fret.  Continue to show all your potential and capabilities and the acknowledgements will soon follow.  In the meantime, when you get the chance to relax do so with extra vigor.  To counter the hard work you put in during the nine-to-five, don’t forget to allow yourself the time to unwind at home.  Spark one up and then enjoy the fresh fall air while the rain isn’t dampening your groove.

Things on the home front may seem a little more bumpy than usual.  But, with the help of our wonderful muse Mary Jane, home life will conduct itself a little more smoothly.  Remember that although you can help those around you, it is not always possible to fix others’ problems completely.  It is always considered kind to offer to share the chronic relief, but this will not always be the solution.  Sometimes the best remedy is to offer to share—if that is not what that person needs then the next best thing may be a simple as to offer to listen.

Taurus November 2015

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It may feel like the Universe is conspiring against you during November, stoner Taurus.  Most aspects of your life will become sources of stress for you.  Your career, significant other, friends and family; it will all be directly affected by the negative energies the planets have created for you right now.  The most important thing you can do for yourself this month is to remain true to yourself, and put your wants and needs above all others, no matter the outcome.

As far as work is considered, don’t make any permanent decisions unless you are sure that is what YOU want.  To avoid any extra tension, you should definitely listen to the input of your co-workers, friends, and family so they know that they are being heard.  However, you should completely disregard their opinions and do not factor them into your thought process.

Finances may suffer this month, so avoid any extra spending.  I would HIGHly recommend using any extra money on some really good herb to help you smoke about and forget about all the chaos that November will bring.  If you end up having multiple nights in with your pipe and Netflix this month, I will not hold it against you, especially since you are having such difficulty connecting with others anyway.  Despite what seems like an all-around bad situation, if you keep a positive mind-set you will surely be able to handle anything that is thrown at you, and the shimmering light at the end of the month will not seem so far away.

Aries November 2015

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My dearest Stoner Ram, before we have this talk you need to grab your bat and dug out. Got it?  Good.  Now pack it and hit it a few times before we delve into the forecast for November.

Are you ready for the most intense tests of 2015? Breathe in positivity, breathe out anxieties.  Do it now.

The month of November is going to be difficult to say the very least.  You must decide now that these tests will only allow you to prevail into a sea of goodness.  Yes you will hurdle these circumstances, but you MUST go through them.  There is no other way.

In your world of work stoner Aries prepare for some minor upsets if you own your own business.  If you prepared and saved you will overcome the small inconveniences of malfunctioning office machines and employee upsets.  If you did not you will be at a loss.  If you are in the midst of working for someone else you need to mentally prepare for negativity from your boss.  Some of this is due to your past performance, the rest is due to the pressures on them.  Keep your head up, stick to your guns and keep the sticky stuff in your vape.  These tests will eventually pay off in the long run.  Do not heed the quick easy pay off this month you will lose.

The love life of the stoner Ram will be the most trying.  Hit that bat again my smoking companion.  Now inhale deeply:

The lessons you will learn about yourself and your love life will be earth shattering this month.  Borrow the spirit of the Phoenix and know you will rise from the ashes more alive and better off.  You need to take a stance.  Find time to meditate with a nice hybrid and make that decision that will ultimately put you in a better position.  It will be fiercely difficult, but you must stand your ground.  You must make this decision to better your life for you and those you love.  Your friends will be there for you. Although this is a journey they cannot join you in. Your mantra this month needs to be: I am stronger than they know.  Remember you can and will get through this Aries.  Things always get better and you will too.

Cancer October 2015

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After last month’s fiery cataclysm, stoner Cancer, you need to relax a bit.  Find your favorite smoke spot and vape away some of your woe.  Be conscious of the burning embers of last month; if stoked they will set aflame quickly and wreak havoc once again.  

This October is not the time to set new limits for yourself in the working world.  Nor is it a time to make any big waves.  You know yourself well by now Crab, stay on track and do not “overwork” yourself in any way.  Give your best efforts on the job and keep communication open with the powers that be.  Make sure after work you give yourself plenty of time to meditate with a nice hybrid and see all that is laid out before you in your career.  

Love may not be on the front burner this month, but no one will be stabbing daggers into your back either.  In fact, everyone will bombard you with “helpful” guidance.  They truly have your best interests at heart but, you need only heed advice that you truly believe is right for you.  More than likely you will come up with what is right for you during a nice smoke session with those closest to you.  Share your plans with them.  Although you must continue to meditate on when to take action, as October is not the month for moving plans forward.

Sagittarius October 2015

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Sagittarius stoner, you know well that the balance between work and play can be a delicate one.  But if you are able to distinguish between the two, October can be a very fruitful time.  Remember that you’ve gotten to where you are through your own efforts and success; it is not simply accidental.  New experiences are waiting around every turn, but they will be wasted if you are not ready to embrace them.

It will be important to use your weekend for some serious rest and relaxation.  A little quality time spent with mary jane on your Saturdays will allow you the time to recharge the batteries and unwind before the weekly grind.  But, be sure to remember the medicinal properties of your herbs.  Overuse can cause you to be sluggish and you’ll miss opportunities to keep up your speedy pace of accomplishment.

Although it can be assured that people will talk, it is your choice on whether you listen.  It is advised that take your time before offering your responses.  When it comes to your loved ones, allow yourself the time to give proper considerations to the big issues.  If this means enjoying a fresh bowl with just you, the sunset and the trees then do that.  Be sure not to disregard the helping hands of others, especially when that help can mean the difference between failure and success.  It’s usually a bit nicer at the top of the mountain when you get to share the view–and the herb. With the fall upon is, there will be much time to puff, puff, (pause), pass…and repeat as needed.  Listen closely to the conversations had at the smoking circle, the ideas you may find there will be much more substantive than smoke.

Taurus October 2015

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You’re set up for some smooth sailing this month, Stoner Taurus.  During October, the Cosmos are perfectly aligned to supply you with nothing but positive reinforcements.  Overall, life should be pretty “chill”.  You are calm and collected, full of energy, and focused.  You don’t need to worry about any seriously pressing issues interrupting your flow. You have everything you need to confidently succeed.

Take advantage of all that extra energy you’ve been given this month and put it to good use!  You will have many unique opportunities present themselves to you.  They will not be necessarily ‘easy’ tasks, but through persistence and self-discipline you should come out on top with minimal setbacks.  Believe in yourself, and others will follow.  If the workload starts to pile up, it is okay to accept help.  Just be sure that the intentions of the person trying to help are of good nature.

As for your personal relationships, keep that cherry lit!  It is important that you continue to nourish your relationship, as this is a crucial time for growth.  Get creative, and keep things interesting.  Use the creative power of a Sativa to help you brainstorm new and exciting activities that you and your partner can enjoy together.  If you are a solo-stoner at this time, your true friends will find great joy out of your company, so avoid going into hermit-mode in your down time.  Your vibrations are so high right now, Stoner Taurus.  It would be a shame to keep to yourself.

Libra October 2015

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Stoner Gemini, like the seasons, your life is in a transition period.  September’s awkwardness will be followed by October’s feelings of instability.  During this time you’ll be feeling a little aloof.  The cosmos will be draining most of your energy, leaving you in mental couch-lock.  Keep fighting the good fight, and you will be rewarded with enough sporadic bursts of energetic life forces to be able to cut through the haze and accomplish what needs to be done.  Now before you start to panic about things that haven’t even happened yet, stop, take a hit and relax.  Remember that life is what you make of it.  A positive outlook and humor will go a long way, so try not to take yourself too seriously.

Take this month to reflect on your current life situation, the things you’re grateful for and the things you wish to change.  Like I said, you are entering a transition period.  Your goals, views, and desires will begin to shift as well, and you might start feeling complacency towards your life’s current status.  Try not to get too hung up on any one thought; just explore them.  As the month progresses, everything will become clearer.

For your own sake, I would highly recommend that you steer clear of any and all medibles, and toke lightly during the “work” day.  You don’t need any added brain fog.  However, feel free to let loose in your personal time.  Not only will it help relieve any stress you might be feeling, but with all that extra mind wandering you’ll be doing this month, I can’t think of any better way to help expand the conscious mind.

Leo October 2015

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Stoner Leo October brings a unique opportunity. There is a cosmic wind that rarely flows through your spiritual dimension. This new wind brings an expansive period of time that will raise the ceiling of possibilities and opportunities for you. These opportunities and possibilities will not smack you in the face or come by luck. You must get your creative juices flowing early in October. Meditation sessions with the sacred herb should help expand your consciousness to match the expanded life platform you will find yourself in. This would be a great month to make mushrooms a part of your diet.

Opportunity is different than luck stoner Leo. You are used to normal patterns of living with normal outcomes and expectations. The universe has expanded what be considered normal for you in October. It will be up to you to take advantage of this opportunity. You must live life with a keen eye for an opportunity outside of your normal sphere of thinking. It will be as if a new wavelength of thinking will be available to you. Fear not stoner Leo, October will not require magic or a new religion. Two important character traits will be the only requirement, self confidence and self belief.

Stoner Leo, you must be proactive and attentive with your loved ones in October. Do not shy away from controversy or drama. Thoughtfulness and your bright personality will get you through any difficult situations with your loved ones. It probably wouldn’t hurt to share some herb with them too!

Aries October 2015

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You won’t need a highly psychoactive strain of sacred herb this month my stoner Aries.  Strap yourself in,  its going to be a vivid journey for you this fine fall month of October.  For starters your working world will become very clear to you.  Taking charge and getting the tasks done will be your main goal.  You will also be given a lot of leeway in how you choose to get these goals achieved.  Keep in mind to be kind, as you may see yourself faced with a decision to remove a team member.  This team member is a good man, but not up to the tasks at hand.  One of your tasks may be to put together the most productive team possible.  This time you must follow logic.

If the long hours of work have you longing for that dab of relaxation, October will prove to be a well balanced time in that aspect.  Stoner Aries, you will have more opportunities to bask in the glory of love than you may be able to dream up.  You will feel right in que with your partner or potential partner(s) this month. Be sure not to overwhelm them with this all at once. Spread out your love over the entire month.  Savor it like your favorite medible and enjoy the ride.

Pisces October 2015

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The days are dwindling in their light, stoner Pisces, but your energies are telling you to reach for the stars.  This month may feel like an all-time high, but be sure to not lose sight of the ground.  If it feels like your accomplishments are coming just a bit too easily, don’t fret, it just means you’ll find something else to be excited about.  You have enough “can do” attitude to complete your to-do list and help others accomplish theirs.

 Pay attention to your closest buds.  They may need you to lend them an ear…and a bowl.  But you will be strong enough to provide the support that they require.  Enjoy these moments of peace and pipe, rushing from problem to problem can be more tiring than anticipated, and stoner Pisces you have much to get done.  Stay away from the more ‘grounding’ strains.  It will be better if you can keep light on your feet and ready for what surprises may be next.

Although you feel upbeat and that the sky may be the limit, focus on those closest to you.  Spreading yourself too thin will only limit the help you are able to provide to loved ones.  Keep to the Sativas, as the uplifting qualities of this sacred plant will support your feelings of inspiration.  Remember that just because you yield to a lover does not mean that you’ve lost your own will.  Sometimes it is better to meet that person in the middle and find a path that the two of you will be excited to explore.

Aquarius October 2015

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The simplest path, stoner Aquarius, is not always the correct path.  When faced with the decision of quick, or creative responses, go with the latter.  Don’t wait for the stars or other people to reveal what is the right choice, be a trailblazer.  For that matter, be a blunt blazer.  As long as you’ve already picked your destination, it doesn’t matter if you spend a little more time by taking the scenic route.  It is recommended that you keep that celebratory joint un-sparked until you reach your final destination.  If not, you may allow yourself to become easily distracted and you could end up in completely unknown territory.

This October it is advised to enjoy some of your smoke sessions on the solo.  Spending time enjoying your bowls without any external distractions will allow you the time you need to stay focused on what is important.  With this in mind, whether or not you include the pipe, the time you spend on self-reflection will prove beneficial.  There will be those who offer advice, even if it wasn’t asked for, but you are the one ultimately who is affected.  So, remember at the end of the day, the decision is yours and yours alone.

With regards to perhaps that special someone, just because you have a path in mind, doesn’t mean you can’t take small detours.  If you have a lover, invite them to join in on some of your smoking time.  It is possible to share a path but not sacrifice your preferences.  You do not have to fear straying from your goals.  However, by allowing yourself to experience someone else’s perspective you will not narrow your path, but instead expand the horizon of your journey.

Capricorn October 2015

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Stoner Capricorn, I am going to keep your October horoscope brief this month.  The skies surrounding the stoner Capricorn for October are cloudy and the direct point of action is ambiguous.  I do not want to confuse your emotions of direction with random guesses and hyperbole.

The sacred herb should not be used to cope in October stoner Capricorn.  Avoid any Indica that will tune the world out.  Stick to the Sativa strains for more impact on energy and concentration.

October is all about the two E‘s and two C‘s.

Energy & Effort:  With cloudy skies blocking the vision of what’s in front of you for October, you will need energy and effort to combat or take advantage of any sudden solar winds in your direction.  You must take care and attention in your workplace or business in October with Energy and Effort.

Care & Consideration:  I cannot tell you about any impending triumphs or pitfalls coming in October.  To combat the ambiguity, you must take Care and Consideration with your loved ones.  Keep your eyes and heart vigilant to spot the needs of people around you.
When you are driving through foggy weather, you must be vigilant and cautious.  Good luck stoner Capricorn.  I will continue to look out for you daily.

Scorpio October 2015

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It is time to breathe in that crisp fall air and let it refresh your body and spirit, my smoking Scorpio.  Do whatever you can to get enough rest as you will be needing to pull together all your life force for the month of October.  To no avail you will boom in business and swoon in love, but, you must not be worn out.  

Paying attention to your Lover’s mood this month will increase the connection you already have in play.  Neglecting it will make a stink like the resin from your college water pipe.  That’s right your lover will provide you a nice safe haven away from all the hustle and bustle that is going on in your working world. Sit back and enjoy a nice indica smoke break with them and focus on your dreams and aspirations.  For my single Scorpios take this month to enjoy your cannabis companions you are in need of catching up!

Your actions and decisions this month have the potential to make you Legendary Scorpio.  Grab the CBD oil during working hours this month as you will not need any extra enlightenment during working hours.  There are many ways your month can play out in the business world.  Be prepared to tackle an onslaught of new projects that will propel you into your new future.  If one stands out more than the others tackle that one first as it will be your platform for greater things.  

Libra October 2015

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Stoner Libra, October will have you feeling a little out of your element as pressing (and potentially unpleasant) issues require you to turn the bulk of your attention to the workplace.  The Cosmos will be unable to protect you from the negative emanations headed your way.  Just remember:  If you can maintain mental clarity and strength during this time, you will be able to overcome any obstacles you meet with grace.  I would recommend using an Indica strain (in moderation).  You’ll benefit from its relaxing properties in stressful times, and avoid the spacey-ness that comes from a Sativa strain.  A one-hitter is probably your best bet during the day to avoid over-medicating and losing needed motivation.

You’ve probably knew it was a long time coming, but there are things at work that require immediate action, with some drastic changes in order, especially if you hold any kind of leadership position.  Do not let the fear of confrontation deter you, as these issues must be dealt with in a timely fashion.  Odds are, you’ve probably let things slide for too long.  Your cooperative and fair-mannered approach will be appreciated by all parties involved.  If things are left unaddressed, or you choose to let your focus wander, you might find yourself in a downward spiral that will affect you more negatively than anyone else.  If you choose this path it may be hard to bounce back from the fallout.

In comparison to work, the other aspects of your life will flow pretty effortlessly.  Positive or negative, the outcomes of any personal relationships have already been predetermined by past actions or lack thereof.  Don’t allow yourself get distracted with thoughts of what might have been.  When one bowl burns out, load a new one.  Don’t try to scrape the remaining residue–I assure you, it will never smoke the same.  If you can accept things as they are and continue to move forward, you can shift your focus to who and what you hold of highest value.

Virgo October 2015

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Stoner Virgo, for the month of October the cosmos will remain fairly neutral as an impacting force in your life.  This non action by the universe will squarely put the power of impact into your hands.  During this period you should think of consolidation of power and influence, not expansion of your worldly influence.  This is where the trap of October lies for the Virgo stoner, complacency and stagnation.

The cosmic seas are calm in October for the Virgo stoner, but this means all the power to move rests in your hands.  Your business or workplace will not provide a dynamic platform this month.  It will be most important to consolidate your power and influence in the workplace.  October is a great month to shore up your current standing or position in the company, or build a wall around your market-share in business.

I will give you two themes for relationship success in October Virgo stoner:  Appreciation and Honor.

October is a great time to meditate on your current personal standing in the universe.  You must honor and appreciate what you have.  Break out the most potent Indica species of the sacred herb and enjoy a deeply contemplative meditation on your relationship to your fellow humans.  Honor and appreciation can be found in every status, whether you are single, dating, or married.  If you have been frustrated or depressed about your relationship status, this could be a great exercise to break negative patterns and open a new chapter of love and happiness.  It all starts within yourself.

Cancer September 2015

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Stoner Cancer the month of September may have you wrecked like that medible you ate last weekend.  All your past decisions will be up for trial this month so hold on tight and do your best to stick to your guns.  If you were right before you are still ahead of the curve.  Although, any past mistakes are likely to rear their ugly heads one more time this first month of fall.  

It is not a month to dab dream, Crab.  You will need every ounce of your wits about you.  If you are in need of a break or motivation; stick with the sacred Sativa or nothing at all.  You will encounter problem after problem in every part of your life.  You have to remember to believe in yourself and face every issue head on.  Do not mindlessly do as you are told.  Do what is absolutely right for you.  This is especially true for you this month in your business matters.  Be quick to take action and make your moves as you see fit.

In matters of the heart you will feel like a volcano has erupted and the molten lava is burning away all the houses you’ve built over the years.  Just because issues are flaming high this month it does not mean you need to get all hot and bothered.  Take on each situation one at a time.  Keep your fire in your bowl and a level head in conversations.  Sometimes burning away the old is the best way to find new and greener pastures of prosperity.   

Aries September 2015

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Are you ready for a fast paced high energy month Aries?  Yes Stoner Ram, you will be bristling with good vibes and a “in it to win it” attitude.  Keep stretching your abilities in your working world as September is the month for you to grow and bask in the sun.  This does not mean that there will not be challenges so stick with the motivating sativa and keep the new ideas rolling.  Your partners or managers are there and will help you with anything you want this month.  Communication will be the key to attaining your newly amassed goals.

My stoner Aries you will be swimming with a magnitude of energy that will need to be released.  Get the vape pen ready for a good long solo hike.  You will need daily exercise to help you expend some of this energy or you will overwhelm those you love most.  Remember, not everyone will be as high in the sky as you at the beginning of Autumn.  So get out there and cleanse your soul with some good old fashioned time with mother nature!  Now is the time to open  your mind to new spiritual and emotional experiences in love.  Sure date nights are great, but you can go to a movie anytime.  Try something different and watch your soul grow.  Hit the beach by day and watch the stars with a nice hybrid by night.  The closeness you can achieve with your lover this month is limitless.

Gemini September 2015

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Stoner Gemini, brace yourself this month.  September brings on an awkward period for you.   Neither your professional career, nor your personal life will be flying high.  The planets positive and negative emanations will be blocked out by each other, neutralizing most of their support or bad influences.  You’re not winning,  you’re not losing, you’re really just staying afloat.  But hey, don’t you worry!  As Bob says:  “Every little thing is going to be alright”.  Normally a Sativa strain is your best bet, but a nice Indica hybrid might help you mellow and find some inner peace.  

Try not to overcompensate for your lack of “achievements” by over exerting yourself.  I know this may be a hard concept for your attention-driven, go-getter attitude to grasp; but, excelling should not be a top priority for you.  After so many consistent months of kicking ass at your job, I think you’ve earned a break from your T-break.  Now I am not suggesting that you sit in a foggy haze of stale smoke for the next month.  I’m just saying it wouldn’t kill you to “smoke two joints before you smoke two joints”, if you are picking up what I’m laying down.

The one thing that you are probably aware of by this point, is that your non-existent love life has finally received a little planetary support these last few months.  It’s exciting, and you will finally be sure of what direction you want things to go.  However, your words and actions are not coming across as clear as you think.  Be mindful to the way you portray your feelings or you might be as deceitful as that huge wake and dab you’re never sure why you thought was a good idea.  Every success you have remains entirely in your hands this month. Only you can light that bowl, but don’t get carried away, or you’ll roast the whole thing.

Taurus September 2015

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Stoner Taurus, patience will be your saving grace this month.  If you are not careful, September has the potential to bring many situations that will be stickier than freshly heated resin.  Arguments with your friends or colleagues is more probable than you’d like to think.  Don’t sweat the small stuff; it’s inevitable.  Inhale green goodness, exhale brown bull.  

Trying to fly under the radar will be in your best interest this month.  Do your best to not to overstep any boundaries or give your unsolicited input on a topic.  Yes, we all know your highly opinionated, and (odds are) you’re probably right, but bite your tongue and keep it to yourself for now or you’ll have no smoking buddies left by the end of the month.  Remember:  Patience is key.  If you can silently watch from the sidelines, and focus on yourself, you’ll gradually start to see things smooth over by the end of the month.

It is likely that you’ll be feeling conflicted or confused about some major issues.  Know that it’s not the ganja clouding your mind.  Just keep on that righteous path you’ve been on for the last few months.  You are very intuitive, even if it doesn’t feel like it sometimes. Although you’ll be laying low, you can still help to raise your vibration.  It has to start from the inside out.  Love and acceptance conquers all.  Now is a good time for inner reflection and it would be wise to escape the social beckonings of others at this time.  Grab your sacred herb and your favorite traveling pipe, and head for the hills.  Nothing is more satisfying to the soul than connecting with nature, and what better way to say goodbye to Summer?   

Leo September 2015

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Stoner Leo, are you a fan of the Brady Bunch?  Nothing ever got that family down, and it seemed they always came out on top just when problems looked their worst.  I think you will have a very Brady September.  Spark one up and throw “Sunshine Day” on the radio.  It may seem cheesy, but life is sunny and swell for the stoner Leo in September.
Relax, work will work itself out in September.  All major work place obstacles and dilemmas can be solved with a smile and a positive attitude.  Imagine floating on the warm seas of the cosmos with the stars leading the way.  A poor attitude or self sabotage are the only factors that can hold you back at work in September.
So you think September sounds boring and fruity so far?  Your love life will be more like a shooting star!  The cosmos has blessed Leo stoners with excitement in matters of love.  Stay chill stoner Leo.  There isn’t much you can do to screw up this month.  Enjoy the peace pipe and see life from a new perspective.  Major positive events are in store for you in September.  Lay back and enjoy the warm ride in the day, and put on those fancy shoes for dancing at night.

Pisces September 2015

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Perhaps Pisces, it is time for you to get back to your roots.  Maybe it’s a hobby that you haven’t practiced in a long while, or a relationship with someone that you just don’t feel as close to these days.  Whatever they might be, pursue your passions.  As the weather slips into the vague grayness of fall, having these outlets of friends and pastimes will keep you focused during a time when you may feel easily distracted.

While on the job, keep your head down and keep pushing through.  If somebody you work with wants to pass you the pipe, it may be best to pass on the grass while on the clock.  It may take extra energies to complete all of your tasks at work this September.  Ergo, in addition to avoiding slowing yourself down with too much ganj, remember to keep in mind that we don’t always know the “behind the scenes” intent of the person packing the bowl.  But, you pave your own way stoner Pisces.  So, if at the end of the day you are feeling held back, check first to see that these feelings aren’t self-inflicted.

By making time to do the things that inspire you, you will return to a place of peace – and those closest to you will notice.  Whether it’s a friend that you’ve lost touch with, or maybe you’ve not been able to give enough attention to your significant other; go ahead and pack a bowl.  A bowl is usually better when we get to share it, and this person will appreciate it more than you realize.  Catching up will take planning, but the payoff will be worth it.  Reconnecting will bring you a calmness that may not have been felt for a while, and it will be even smoother sailing welcoming back an old friend who’s down to ride – whatever the weather may be.

Libra September 2015

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You have the support of many astrological entities this month and September should prove to be a very positive time for you.  Stoner Libra, your drive for life and spreading the good vibes is one of the most admirable things about you.  You might feel slightly overwhelmed at everything you have planned this month between fun and work.  If you can plan appropriately, you won’t miss a beat.  I suggest a nice hybrid, to keep your body and mind feeling alright. September, like you, is all about keeping that balance.

The most exciting thing about your life right now is that you’re starting to truly realize what’s most important.  You desire a more “back to basics” lifestyle.  You’re starting to acknowledge that you might not need that $300 dab rig right now. Before making any purchase, stop and ask yourself, is this REALLY going to make me happy?

“The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively” – Bob Marley

Your loved ones and close friends are the only people you’ll want to give your time to this month.  Recognize who and what is bringing negativity into your life, and cut them out immediately.  Life’s too short to hang out with bad vibes.  You will also start to feel a shift in your thoughts towards having a partner. What used to seem like an inconvenience, no longer seems so bad.  And maybe, just maybe, that joint would be better smoked with that special someone.

Stay positive and one love!

Scorpio September 2015

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The first month of fall for my stoner Scorpios will be a true test of your endurance.  Have you been keeping your emotional and mental abilities strong and sharp?  Your intuition and keen mind will be your only allies this month as the sacred herb will only do so much to help you.  When you are working or in the company of people you love you will need to be paying attention.  If you must rely on your herb, be cautious of the strain and amount you are using.  Now is not a time for deep meditation or couch lock.

If you are able, put the pipe down during working hours  in early August.  The beginning of this month will have you feeling like you have been placed in a straight jacket.  Whether this situation is being forced on you by your competitor or yourself, you will need to rely on your prior preparedness.  You cannot avoid all possible negative situations this month.  Knowing this ahead of time will help you to minimize the damage by doing your best to avoid certain situations all together.  The best advice I can give you in your work this month: Steer clear of signing anything.

Scorpios are strong, fierce and faithful  lovers.  On the other hand you can be resentful, manipulative and ruthless in the face of love.  You may find that you need to put your cannabis companions on hold this month as you are in for a wicked storm.  The better you know your lover the better in tune you will be to their weak points.  Spend time with them and help build them up or be forewarned this storm will be an epic event.  If you are new to your relationship you will need to fasten down the hatches and figure out if you are willing to put in the time to figure it all out.  Blessed be the single Scorpio, take this month to heal yourself from all the combating at work.  Things will look up for you again, do your best to keep an open mind.

Sagittarius September 2015

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Stoner Sagittarius, this month you may be feeling elated, like nothing can bring you down…and you’re probably right.  September brings for you a period when you are more than allowed to embrace your inner Zen.  With summer dwindling, it is recommended that you enjoy this time outside.  While the days are growing shorter, your list of things you want to do keeps growing.  Allow yourself to stay active and you will be able to complete more of that list than you expected.  Find a new smoke spot, or place to watch the sunset, or even better–find a spot where you can enjoy both!  But it’s not all easy riding, Sagittarius, do not neglect your physical body while your mind is keeping you so active.

Apply this same focus to your place of work and you will be able to see your results almost immediately.  When deciding what to tackle next, do not be too hasty.  You have the skills needed to accomplish all of your to-dos as long as you get the timing right.  It is probably best to keep the herb safely at home.  Your care and attention that you give to your work will get noticed, so it may better to get noticed for the big ups and not the ‘highs’.

Remember that there is a difference between being relaxed and being lax.  Don’t let your focus be distracted from the home life.  If you are lucky enough to get to pass the peace-pipe around to loved ones, pay attention to how they’re feeling.  It can be easy to overlook others’ emotions, but your abilities to notice the details can have great benefits to both you and those around you.

Capricorn September 2015

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Capricorn stoner, negative solar headwinds will continue to obstruct your pursuit of happiness in September.  Last month was a tough month because of previous decisions and actions that you had made.  Problems came at you like glass shards from a broken pipe.  The source of September’s negativity is not your fault.  The fault is in the stars my smoking goat, and there is nothing you can do about it, especially blame yourself.

Unfortunately, “negative solar headwinds” paints a warm and light picture for your September journey.  September will be more like walking through a field of landmines.  You cannot do anything to avoid this field, and you must walk through it.  This will be a bleak and challenging time for the stoner Capricorn.  There is one defensive weapon that you possess that will help you make it through the celestial land mines of September, strength.

You can make it through this month unscathed by harnessing all of your strength.  The sacred herb will be like a shield for the Capricorn.  Prepare yourself with spiritual meditation.  All of your strength will be required to take the hits from the land mines.  Strength in emotions, physical stamina, and mental acuity must be built up and harnessed to make it through September.

I don’t like delivering these warnings to you stoner Capricorn.  Challenging periods like this will help you appreciate the periods of free flowing positivity.  Be strong my fellow cannabis companion.  

Virgo September 2015

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Virgo stoner, the blessings of August were merely a training ground for the opportunities of September.  Mahatma Gandhi said, “Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”  This message of inspiration and action are pointed directly at the Virgo stoner in September.

Celestial bodies are colliding in the cosmos and raining positive emanations down on the Virgo stoner in September.  This isn’t the time to lay down and sun bathe.  Gandhi’s inspirational words imply that action is required to affect the change you want to see in your life and this world.  The universe is giving you the positive green light to “be” in September, but you cannot waste this opportunity.  The blessings of the cosmos will be wasted if you do not act.

No matter what your station is in the machine of society, the cosmos has blessed you with an opportunity in September.  Meditate with the sacred herb early in the month.  Get your ideas and thoughts organized because September is the time to execute them.  Self employed Virgo stoners will have an easier time impacting the universe with change, but even the corporate warrior will be powerful in September.  Be wary stoner Virgo, this is not the time to lay back with couch lock and bask in the glow of the cosmos.  Ghandi’s wonderful message is one of action.  Be creative.  Be organized.  Be ambitious.  Be generous.  You must BE!

Aquarius September 2015

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Stoner Aquarius, don’t fret too much about what events the universe decides to put on your plate this month.  It may seem like there are surprises around every corner, you will have the knowhow and energies to face the unexpected with your full focus.  In order to maintain your activeness, go ahead and search out those uplifting qualities of a nice, sweet sativa.  By keeping yourself (and your high) on the up, you will be able to avoid burnout and keep the mind fresh for creative problem solving.

Use the workplace as an outlet for your ambitions.  Whatever your tasks or projects may be, you can address them with full confidence in your abilities to accomplish them.  Whatever you do; don’t let your smoke slow you down when it comes to your pursuit of success.  September can be a month where you let your inner light shine through at work, to both your peers and your leaders.  The only one who can diminish this month’s brightness is you.  Stay focused on your project oriented work and people will notice.

With regards to bigger plans, be sure to schedule them for the first part of the month.  Home life should be mostly smooth but, not necessarily stable.  Be sure to stock up on all green things early.  It will probably be needed in later weeks and having a nice supply will be one less thing to interrupt your happenings at home.  If things with that special someone seem to be getting a little tense, go ahead, smoke a bowl and enjoy a nice stroll together in the outdoors while the weather is still nice.  Allow yourself the time to decompress and reflect, then try having the conversation again.

Cancer August 2015

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Life force up!  Strength up!  Determination?  Well, my stoner Crab, you will have to rein in all your positivity this last month of summer.  Concentrate all your focus on being in the moment this month.  Keep a hybrid close and lean on your sacred herb as needed for you will be hurdling some pretty heavy life changes this August.

Cancer your working world is asking you a question:  Are you where you want to be?  If so then you need to use your intuition, work ethic and positive notions early in the month.  Any partners or managers will be pleased to see you shining.  Do not allow your enemies to overcome you.  Please note that this is not the month to play fair.   By no means should you purposely go out of your way to damage them, just show your competition up with your superior “know how”.  You will soon see those co-workers disappear off your life map.  If your world of work is daunting and you have no where to move up; it is time to go.  Take some time to meditate with that hybrid on non working hours to decide if a career change is what you want.  If so, move on that decision now.

It is time to bring your relationship with your lover to a new level of understanding.  Do this before mid month and August should be a favorable time for you.  There is a trickster in your personal realm.  Things may look amazing, but be wary of someone trying to play your hand to their own personal satisfaction.  Take heed my dear Crab:  If you do not clear up your personal relations this month the trickster will easily cause you more drama than necessary.  Take time with your favorite cannabis companion to talk this situation out.  They will be your biggest support system.  Make sure you listen to the advice they give you.

Taurus August 2015

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The month of August will be an overall peaceful month for you, Stoner Taurus.  You have an overwhelming support team keeping you out of harm’s way and deflecting any negative energies right now.  Although you will feel an overall sense of contentment, this month will have your energy levels cashed out.

With such low energy levels, don’t set your sights in the sky.  Try to be more realistic.  Take this time to perfect your work and cementing the accomplishments that you’ve already made.  With the creativity boost of a great sativa, you might come up with a more productive process for a current task.  Try to take it easy with the smoke therapy; even sativa can have a way of knocking you down, making you even more sluggish than before when smoked in excess.  Let’s not be hot boxing any offices now 😉

While the planets are protecting you this month, have no doubt that your lover, now more than ever, is your rock, your savior, your serenity.  You will spend a lot of time basking in each other’s glow and love for the other.  The best part is that it will not have to be forced.  There’s nowhere you’d rather be during this time.  It might be a good time for the two of you to escape the rest of the world and just relax.  The connection between the two of you is so strong right now, you won’t need Maryjane to get high!

Scorpio August 2015

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If you feel like you cannot breathe stoner Scorpio, know that it will not last forever.  This August you must do your best to be your own positive voice.  The beginning of August will be your greatest struggle in both work and play.  Keep your favorite strain of herb close to you and lean on it when needed.

My advice to you in the working world was sung best by Jerry Garcia: “Don’t lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools.” Though your work will be stable, do not make any major decisions or sign any contracts.  If you do you’ll find yourself a fool on the ship set out to the cruel  sea of emptiness.   Know that you will be surrounded by many who wish to be the fool and it could prohibit you from completing your tasks at your usual above par standard.  If you can hold back any overreactions now; by mid month you will feel stronger.  Even with this strength pulsing through you, stay on the path and do not rush anything.

Love is not what the cosmos has in for you this month.  I strongly suggest putting off any new romantic endeavors until later this year:  If you are looking for a significant other I urge you to pay attention to this.  As well meaning as your intentions will be, the outcome will be disastrous.  If you are in a relationship you will need to stay kind yet focus on other areas of your life.  Your circle of friends is in need of your presence.  You will have to stand your ground at some point.  Do not fret if there are no allies, you will prevail.  Take a vape pen with you and make sure all stay on the enlightened path of the sacred herb.

Libra August 2015

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Stoner Libra, the month of August may be crippling to your standard ebb and flow of gracefully coasting through life.  Although minor problems in public settings may seem to repel from you, larger ones are smoldering beneath the surface.  You will lack a large supply of energy, but you have enough to be able to handle and effectively resolve any of these issues as they come.  The lessons you gain from this could potentially be life changing in a positive way.  Keep your sights set on the future and remember:  “This too shall pass”.

Don’t expect any amazing accomplishments or rewards in the workplace.  Use your energy wisely, as supply is limited.  I recommend you use that same strategy when it comes to the herb.  Keep a one-hitter around for emergencies, but I would try to keep the leisurely smoking to a minimum.  You need to keep your mind clear of the fog.  You might find yourself seriously questioning your life purpose and career path at this time, so it’s important that you be intuitive and pay attention to what your heart is telling you.

You may also start experiencing issues with your partner.  You are already mentally drained, so try to avoid turning the small disagreements into catastrophic situations in which you can not come back from.  Do your best to listen.  If you are unsure how to react, maybe you should seek the advice of a trusted friend.  Just like your career, it may be time to sit back and ask yourself, “what the hell am I doing?”.   Stoner Libra, you are destined for great things, you just have to figure out what that is.   Time is ticking.

Sagittarius August 2015

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Even if you’re not into surfing, feel free to ride the wave this August, Stone Aquarius.  Practice whatever it is that helps to promote your state of Zen.  Spending time basking in the positive vibrations that the universe is sending your way will help to keep your batteries charged and ready for the busy work.

When it comes to problem solving, either at home or on the job, don’t push too hard.  It is important to be assertive, but not if this means you’ll be replacing one problem for a different one.  When the big issues need to be solved maybe you’re approach is to go for a sativa to get the wheels of creativity turning.  Or, perhaps you stick with the more mellowing indicas to slow your roll and allow yourself the time to let the solutions sink in slowly.  Whichever your mode of operation might be, be sure to enjoy the process.  The proper meditation given to an area of life that needs extra attention will free up your mind and energy so you can better focus when the issue is resolved.

Apply this same meditation to matters of the home and nobody will be able to knock you off your path.  If you have a significant other, do your best to be patient.  Little things will get bigger only if you let them.  Don’t miss out on opportunities to grow in new ways because your own roots weren’t planted deep enough.  Once you feel like your foundation is solid, you will be able to share your strength and be a shelter to those closest to you.

Aries August 2015

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My dearest stoner Aries, prepare yourself for a unsettling month in August 2015.  You will be whipped around by strong energy forces.  Some positively unnerving events will be hoisted upon you and you must do everything in your power to find balance.  Your job this month will be to find and maintain an inner calm.  Take part in the sacred herb during your quiet and meditative times.  Lean on it when all else seems to be raining on your parade.

Work will be your respite if you can manage to keep your wits about you.  Take on new tasks or projects to keep your mind focused.  If I may suggest; look into a mild sativa to keep your energy levels working for you during your working hours.  Your creative energies will be flowing and will not need any extra push from strains of indica.  Be sure to utilize your energy efficiently as you will need much on the home front.

Brace yourself Ram and do not charge.  It will be a difficult month in terms of your relationships.  Be sure to give yourself a lot of time to meditate in August.  Expect many upsets and most importantly do not allow yourself to become outraged or angry.  Do your best to see each situation as just that:  As they say in Jamaica “There are no problems, only situations”.  For you, Aries, this is true.  You have the ability to overcome everything that August throws at you.  Be calm and Dab on this month when you are away from work.  Be kind no matter how awful your friends, family or lovers may be and you will come out on top.

Pisces August 2015

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Stoner Pisces, sometimes that joint we just rolled gets a run in it that makes it completely unsmokable, no matter how well it was rolled.  This doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy that herb by packing it into a bowl.  Just because you fail at a task the first time, doesn’t mean that you can’t achieve that goal overall.  If it seems at first that the situation is off to a bad start, it could be seen as having the opportunity to transform a negative experience into something much more positive.

Failure is not a guarantee, however — far from it.  What happens externally is out of your control, but how you respond is up to you.  At work, narrow down your goals and give your full energies into each, one at a time.  You may be pleasantly surprised by how much your own efforts affect and inspire your peers around you.  Don’t waste this noticeable forward momentum you’ve developed.  By keeping work and relaxation separate, both will be more satisfying.

When it is time to unwind, allow yourself to do so completely.  Whether you’re hitting the trails or hitting your piece, bring along a friend to share the air with.  Fresh air will help to bring clarity to the mind and getting back to the earth can be humbling.  So, go ahead and grind up some “indoor” and go outdoors with your favorite pipe and person and enjoy the sun the way it was meant to be.

Virgo August 2015

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Stoner Virgo, you have my sympathies.  The last couple months have not been the best way to start your summer.  Sympathies can turn to cheers in August!  The dark cloud of frustration and challenges has passed you by.  Puff puff pass the bowl, August is finally your time to shine this summer.

Stoner Virgo you are like an action hero with both guns blazing in August.  No task is too difficult and no problem is too big to accomplish what you want to get done.  This is no time for couch lock, be cognizant of your smoke sessions.  This month brings a rare opportunity for productivity and ambition.  You don’t want to waste the blessings of the cosmos drooling and staring at the TV.  Stay heady and keep your head.

Warning:  The universe could punish you if you don’t take advantage of your gift.  If you keep your guns holstered in August and let the month slip by without action, you will find the universe will replace your inactivity with problems.

Be very careful with your personal relationships.  Your energy and efforts to get things done in August may intimidate some close to you.  If envy manifests itself in others around you, play it cool.  This feeling is their own, and it isn’t your responsibility to solve.  Avoid conflict, and allow others to work out their own problems.

Aquarius August 2015

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Stoner Aquarius, you may feel that life is dull and uneventful, or at least moving at a slower than usual pace.  But, like making the perfect munchie-curing meal, there is going to be some prep work required.  When your schedule seems like you have too many blank days, take the time to figure out how you want to fill them and then put it into action.  Perhaps you’ve been thinking about a new hobby like hemp braiding, hiking, or maybe you want to try your hand at creating blunt art, (yup, it’s totally a real thing.)

August and peak summer sun will help to fill you with a seemingly endless supply of energy.  You will have the resources, mainly plenty of time, to pursue new experiences.  Without an outlet for activities you risk that energy turning into restlessness—so keep yourself busy.

One thing you definitely don’t have to worry about this month is worrying.  Your abilities and determination will leave you with no lasting problems, especially in the workplace.  Whether it’s at work or a weekend smoke session with the buds, be sure to pay attention and to listen to those around you.  Others may have welcomed insight into ideas you’ve been trying to work through on your own.  The herb somehow seems to taste better when it’s being shared with someone else.  As we head into the final leg of summer, make plans to share your peace with the ones you love.  Sometimes it’s fine to not worry about where you’re headed if the company you are with is good.

Leo August 2015

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Stoner Leo, August is smokin hot!  Are you ready for the positive expectations and opportunities that are coming in August?  You will inhale the beauty of life instead of getting baked if you focus on the right aspects of your life.  Meditation with the sacred herb is crucial in the early stages of August.  Find a relaxed place where you can focus on yourself.  The planets have aligned and the cosmos has presented a gift for you to achieve those physical and spiritual goals that have always lingered in the subconscious.

Put your favorite workout music on the playlist because August is the time to concentrate on your physical health.  The universe has opened a window for you to take advantage of time and seize motivation to build yourself into what you want to be.  Don’t get your joint twisted, it’s not about what pop culture wants you to be.  August is a great month to act on all those ideas and plans that linger in the subconscious for self improvement, but rarely see a physical manifestation of effort.

Work for the stoner Leo in August should go swimmingly well.  Take advantage of the resources that you have built in the past to be creative in August.  This month will be about burning trees with potential partners instead of bridges.  Have confidence stoner Leo, but act with intelligence.

Sometimes we all burn one down a little longer than expected … The dab hits us like a cartoon … That fresh bowl sends you under water looking up at the surface.  You are an experienced stoner Leo; your calm tools in these situations are exactly what you should apply to your personal life in August.  Act natural and don’t force it, everything is gonna be alright.

Capricorn August 2015

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Stoner Capricorn, the cosmos has sent you a complicated puzzle in August.  Unfortunately this puzzle is not a blessing, but instead a culmination of previous frustrations and past anxieties.  You will be presented with puzzle pieces in August that you must solve to move forward.  Each one has its true position within your world sphere and relationships.  The sacred herb must be utilized to meditate and solve these conundrums, not to avoid and deflect responsibility.

The puzzle of August has more to do with your personal life than work or business.  Because your energy and concentration will be focused on solving this complex problem in your head, you need to grind and power through your work life.  August is not the month to take chances or stand out of line in the workplace.

With proper meditation and contemplation, you will see the cosmic puzzle laid out in front of you.  The key to understanding the purpose and universal structure of the puzzle is to know that it’s all within you.  You have created problems and complications in the past that will reveal themselves in August.  Stoner Capricorn, you have put these problems on layaway in the past.  The universe is calling your debt due.  The sacred herb should be utilized with precision in August.  Absolutely do not lean on smoke sessions for coping.  You must utilize the sacred herb to travel within yourself for better understanding.  This will  be one heavy trip for you my friend.

Gemini August 2015

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Stoner Gemini, the month of August will prove to be quite an interesting time for you.  The general sphere of things is looking bright and favorable for you.  Although the potential for negative influences is always present, you will receive an undeniable amount of support.  This support may come from rather unusual sources, who in most circumstances would be the source of your demise.  It’s like a world where medibles give you super strength instead of force you to become one with the couch.  Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it?

You have continued to put forth your best efforts into your career, and it shows.  The never ending workload will continue (surprise, right?).  Have no fear, you have more than enough life energy to accomplish the tasks ahead of you.  You’re only flaw is trying to do too much as once.  This might be a time for you to reevaluate the actual importance of all of the projects you have scattered about like ashes in the wind.  Put your goals in focus and knock them down, one hit at a time.  I recommend a sativa hybrid to keep motivation going without letting your ideas wander too far away.

Gemini, get excited!  For the first month in, oh I don’t know… EVER…  The goddess of love is looking out for you.  Don’t be surprised if you meet a few potential love interests.  It’s okay to play the field and have a good time, but you also need to know when to admit that some of them might just be new smoking buddies rather than your one and only.  Honesty is the best policy.  Don’t avoid the truth for fear that you might hurt someone else.  The longer you allow it to continue, the more damage you will do not only to them, but yourself.

Taurus July 2015

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Stoner Taurus, July will be an overall positive life stage for you, especially in the way of finances which should be a nice change of pace for you!  Your only real issues this month will stem from your ability to keep your emotions in check.  My advice is to keep your smoking habits a little on the lighter side this month.  Thus making it less likely to get caught up in a negative downward spiral that could come if you hyper-focus on any negative feelings for too long.  A nice Indica will provide you with the relaxing sensations you seek, without all the foggy brain.

You will be presented with many new opportunities for financial gain if you are paying close enough attention.  They will more than likely come outside of your day job, and could open the door for a new career path if you are able think outside of the box.  Identify your personal strengths, and choose the opportunity that you think will best suit you.  If you puff, puff, pass on one opportunity, don’t worry, the right one will reveal itself in good time.  Have confidence in yourself and your decisions.  Only you can know what suits you best.

In the way of personal relationships, July will be a relatively pleasant time for you my stoner Bull.  It will seem that you and your lover are in perfect harmony with one another.  Don’t let this time go to waste!  Try to plan a vacation together or a series of mini dates, even if it’s a couch-locked cuddle session while binge watching Netflix.  The one on one time will definitely be appreciated.  However, there may be someone else in your life that is causing you stress.  Stoner Taurus, whether you like to admit it or not, you have a tendency to be quite stubborn in your ways.  Take a step back, LISTEN, and think before you speak.  You are not always right.  On the other hand, if you can approach the situation in a calm and mature manner (keeping all high strung emotions at bay):  You will be able to tell if the issue can be resolved or if this person is doing more harm than good in your life.  Ultimately this will help you to feel good about the outcome however it may work out.

Cancer July 2015

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Breathe in life’s energy, breathe out success.  Breathe in the positivity of the universe, breathe out happiness.  Breathe in your favorite trees, breathe out your worries.  My Stoner Crab you have an extraordinary month ahead of you!  My only serious note for you is to remember you are not a superhero, invincible, or even unbreakable.

Your love life:  What you think about, you will bring about.  No one will offer up opportunities for you here.  Who needs opportunities to be handed to them this month when they are shining with possibilities?  Not you my candid Cancer, not you.  Your energy alone will help you create every possible outcome you would like to see unfold.  Do not be ostentatious as it will not bid fairly for you especially if you are looking for love.   For my attached Crabs, you may come to a point with your lover that you have to give it your all this month.  It will be worth it so do not give up on yourself.

In your wondrous period of amazingness, know that work will require all your brain power in July.  No Cancer, you will not have to work hard in July to produce results, but you will have to be attentive!  If you need your sacred herb during working hours, I suggest a nice sativa to keep your mental powers moving forward.  It will help you to hash out all the new opportunities that are coming your way.  Do not try to take them all on!  Take time to listen to your heart as what you choose will require you to be into it wholeheartedly.  Enjoy this month Cancer!  You’ve earned it!

Libra July 2015

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Stoner Libra, the planets are aligned in your favor and you will feel the strength of their unwavering support throughout July.  You can rest assured that this month will be filled with positive energies, emanating from yourself and those around you.  It will seem that every aspect of your life is radiating and prospering.  Seek out a nice hybrid strain for your herb of choice this month, as it will appeal to your natural desire for balance.

The world is your oyster right now!  Your mind will be flooded with new ideas and opportunities for growth will seem limitless.  It is important that you do not spread yourself too thin.  The actions you are making now will directly impact your future, and can potentially pave the way for bigger and better things.  If you are unsure of what’s most important right now, take a timeout for a quick smoke break and reflect.  When you smoke the sacred herb it reveals to you, your true self.  The sacred herb will also help you realize your true desires.

It will seem that your friends and family will be riding the same high as you.  More than ever, it would be in your best interest to seek out their company whenever possible.  Remember, you’re trying to find that perfect balance between work and pleasure.  Plan a relaxing get away with a small group of those you consider closest to you.  You will surely enjoy their company and good conversation.  Use their positive force field to continue to build yours.  You will come back feeling reset, recharged, and ready to tackle anything!

Leo July 2015

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Stoner Leo, July brings a complicated time of the year.  The cosmos has presented a strong head wind of negativity in July, but thoughtfulness and care should provide you with the necessary weapons to shield you from these blistering winds.

The July cosmic headwind will not be as strong in matters of business and work.  Meditative smoke sessions early in the month should be used to target opportunities and contemplate new alliances.  You will have the energy to take on new tasks and increase your work-load.  Pay attention to the details because creating your own efficiency with your time will be critical to accomplishing important projects in July.  Inspiration coupled with organization will be the winning formula.

Leo stoners will find the strongest negative headwind in their personal life in July.  Any issues that have built over time with cannabis companions, a lover, or friends will come spilling out.  Unfortunately there is not much that can be done to fully shield you from the cosmic negativity.  Patience and understanding will be the key to minimize your losses.  The sacred herb will help you make it through.  Sometimes you need to smoke about it, and forget about it.  You should not seek resolution or justice from your perspective in July.  Just breathe and let it be … positive solar emanations will return in the future.

Aquarius July 2015

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If life does not seem to be providing you enough twists and turns to keep you from getting bored, go out and find your own excitement.  My stoner Aquarius, you may traditionally prefer a more stoney style of unwinding and your go-to herb is a nice relaxing indica strain.  If you feel stagnant and glued to the couch, try making your plans before tokin’ the bowl.  To match the positive energies that you are feeling during the extended hours of summer, try switching it up with a more cerebral sativa and embrace your creative side.  The main thing to remember for this month is to keep it fresh.  Go down that trail you’ve never taken before on the hike you’ve done a hundred times.

You may have many goals in the workplace and on the home front; so feel free to shoot for the moon!  Your abilities to approach events with a positive and energetic attitude will make those goals more than reachable.  Just remember that the higher we go, the closer we are to the sun—don’t burn yourself out.  When faced with deciding what tasks you will turn your focus to next, choose quality over quantity.  What good is picking flowers if we don’t spend the time to smell them?

It could be advised that you try to carry an extra bowl or two with you.  Your success and stamina this month will be noticed by others around you.  Although they may not ask, sharing a bowl with you might be just what they are needing right now.  Your calm and calculated vibes, and of course a good bowl shared with a friend in need, will always be a great use of your time.

Scorpio July 2015

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This July all my smoking Scorps will need to be sure to stay rested.  As it has been with most of 2015 your financial and working worlds will be full of energy and positive outcomes.  The only way to insure this is to get your rest!  Do not dabble too heavily in the medibles this month but you may want a nice indica for your evening meditations.

There is an important project you are working on Scorpio.  You need to insure that it is at the best quality possible.  Look at it from every angle and flush out any possible problems that could occur.  Do not neglect the relationships you have with your partners or co-workers this month as they will need to be solid for the months to come.  Take it easy on utilizing your medication this month while on the clock.  I’m not saying you should lay down the pipe completely, just be cautious of where and when you utilize.  You need to be at your best everyday in July.

Be prepared for interpersonal chaos this month.  Do not worry yourself my stoner Scorpio.  This month will test you in ways that are not the most comfortable.  Please note: Scorpio you can and will handle this well!  Stay focused on your needs & take time for yourself.  No matter how long that time may be, you need to figure things out on your own terms.  Breath and let it be during your evenings.  Its time to use that beautiful pipe you keep for special occasions.  Not all celebration pipes need to be utilized in great cheer, sometimes they need to be brought out to remind us that there are good times to come.  That is true this month.  Let it serve as a reminder that you are here because of past choices and will go further with the new ones you’re making in July.

Over all my dearest Scorpio July will shape up nicely. Focus on your accomplishments.  Make your own choices.  Feel good about how far you’ve come in 2015!

Pisces July 2015

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Stoner Pisces, this month, your event calendar may be particularly full, especially for events that include other people.  Allow yourself to take the time that each given task will need to be completed properly, especially in the workplace.  Avoid rushing through your days; there is a lot to get done, but also a lot to learn along the way.  Taking it a bit slower will allow you to give your full attention to those with whom you’re sharing that experience.  This attentive approach will also give you more insight into finding allies to accomplish group projects.

Be wary with whom you share your sacred herb with this month.  Sometimes there will be nothing that you can do to please a critic.  One of the best things that you can do in this case is to remember that “sharing is caring.”  If someone is complaining about the quality of herb that is being shared with them, that person probably has other issues going on behind all of those bad vibes.  Yes, sharing herb with someone can be a bonding experience, but it can also be a time where we learn who we DON’T want to smoke with.  Cannabis should be calming, not chaotic—so find smoking buddies that you can be yourself around.

While others distract themselves with what other people are doing, you will be able to pursue your own goals.  Be selective in your investments into specific projects.  Give yourself the time to contemplate the big ones.  If this means taking the time to smoke on it, go for it.  Taking the time to reflect on the big picture will make you more helpful to the situation at hand and everyone involved.

Gemini July 2015

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Stoner Gemini, July will bring you many successes, positive energies, and a heightened sense of creativity will surge through you.  The only potential drawback for you this month will come from your personal relationships, although, with your natural wit and charm it is nothing you can’t handle.  Just remember you can’t appreciate the good without the negative.  A good Sativa strain will be your trusty ally this month.  The sacred Sativa strain will keep your motivation and creative juices flowing!  It will also act as a mood booster to deflect any negative energies trying to bring you down.

You are a force to be reckoned with in the workplace,Gemini!  Your creativity and ambition will guide you to many new projects and opportunities.  Your successes will seem to come effortlessly.  You’ll be “feeling good, feeling alright” about yourself and the direction of your life, which will result in optimal productivity.

It will be difficult to deal with any negative outside influences that may arise, whether it be from your lover, family, or friends.  This is especially difficult when you feel like you’re on Cloud 9.  You might feel as though they are trying to rain on your parade, resulting in anger and defensiveness.  My advice?  Smoke about it, forget about it.  That does not mean to be disrespectful and ignore the situation all together.  Rather, realize that at this time it would be best to revisit this issue at a later date, instead of feeding into it.  Don’t let petty arguments distract you from your goals

Capricorn July 2015

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Stoner Capricorn you are a powerful being!  Let’s look at July like a long distance race.  You are strong and you can win the race, but only at a steady pace throughout the month.  All challenges and problems can be solved with a steady stride and consistent perseverance.  Puff, puff, pass the joint.  Feel the energy of the sacred herb and the fellowship of your cannabis companions.  Go with the flow and July will be your month of enjoyment and happiness.

In your workplace or business, the message of a steady pace is very important.  Do not try to do too much or take on a large project that is unrealistic to complete.  Avoid confrontations with co-workers who are out to sabotage your success.  Run your business or your job like that race we discussed with a steady pace.  A good pace allows you to see the details around you and solve problems with a cool hand.

In matters of the heart a steady pace throughout the month will allow you to shrug off any anxieties that you feel in relationships, and it will help you avoid running too fast into a situation that could hurt you.  Relax and meditate, you got this.  Feel confident that July will bring exceptional moments, but only when you avoid jumping into conflict and apply reasonable expectations on your situation.

Virgo July 2015

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Virgo stoner, I know June was a struggle.  The cosmic forces were against you.  Unfortunately the struggle of June will continue into July.  But instead of the all encompassing waves of negativity, the universe is granting you a break in the clouds, and the sun will shine through.

A new light will shine in July regarding your business life!  The hangover from June will fade after the first week of July, and your energy will return.  Spark up a bowl of sativa, and get to work.  The middle of July should see significant opportunities with work and business.  Use the sacred herb as a catalyst for change as you transition from the gloom of June into the sun of July.  Pay attention and take advantage of your opportunities.

As always in life, you have to take the good with the bad.  Unfortunately the hangover from June in your personal life will not lift as easy as your business life.  Be careful and gentle with your cannabis companions and lover.  You must balance the energy you feel in your work life with the challenges of your personal life.  You should use the sacred herb as a catalyst for work, whereas you should lean on the sacred herb for insight and coping in your personal life.  Noticing details are important to take advantage of opportunities at work, whereas they are critical to avoid damaging confrontations in your relationships.  Good luck, positivity!

Sagittarius July 2015

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Sagittarius, it may be time to hit the road.  If you’ve been wanting to visit the coast, or simply go cruising and take the scenic route, seize the sunshine.  The day to day of the workplace will be slow moving for most of this month, but this doesn’t mean that you have to slow down.  Give it your best effort and eventually things will pick up steam.  In the meantime dedicate yourself to learning new things. Grab the ganja and your favorite travel piece and pick your destination.  Your significant other or best cannabis companion will definitely be down to for the ride!  Who is going to say no to the beach?

Steer clear of strains that promote couch-lock.  Sativas are more likely to match your energy levels and keep the wheels turning.  Take your camera with you, there will be things that you will want to come back to later for a closer look.  With everything feeling so fresh and unexplored, one of the biggest problems may be where to start:  Maybe it’s finding a new smoke spot or making herbal brownies, make a list of what it is you want to get done. You’ll have the means this month to find all kinds of outdoor chill spots and accomplish smoking firsts but only if you remind yourself to do so.

Personal relationships can only thrive with all the positivity you bring to every circumstance.  If you can find a pace that you are able to maintain and a strain that tastes great every time, then you’ll be able to share the kindness and the kind far throughout the summer.

Aries July 2015

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It seems that much of the life energy from June will flow over into July for you my stoner Aries.  Use this energy to guide you down the paths that mean the most to you.  Though you may have a lot to decide in the working world, your personal life will be an irrefutable cloud of vape!

Speaking of working, Ram, you will be doing a lot of it this month.  As I see it, you will be good to go on finishing your projects in a timely manner.  Thus bringing upon you more opportunities from those who are your partners or managers.  You need to look at all of these opportunities and choose only one.  Grab your bag of trees and find a mellow place to do some reflective thinking before making your decision.  Trust your intuition and give that one decision your all.

The word I believe you will use this month in regards to your personal life will be, to say the least, blissful.  This is the month you will feel as though everyone is on your page.  If you have the time and resources to take a nice long vacation, do so!  If that is not an option for you; surround yourself with your cannabis companions on the weekends at a nice peaceful place and relax.  The energies of your love life are calling for you to enjoy.  When is the last time you hiked that trail that leads to your favorite cave? It is time to update your social connections as well as your connections with our dear mother earth.

Aquarius June 2015

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Stoner Aquarius, the month of June will be bringing to you more energy and focus than you will know what to do with.  Yes, this month you will be getting things done!  With all of this extra “oomph” behind you, don’t forget to give attention to the mechanical side of things, your body.  While a nice sativa may bring you that extra spunk and creativity; embrace those strains that may be higher in CBDs as this is where we find those wonderful healing properties.  If you can maintain the balance between accomplishments and caring for your body, there is really nothing on that to-do-list of yours that cannot get crossed off.

June brings to you a period of peace and prosperity.  In the workplace, pay attention to the details and be selective on where you invest those energies.  You’ve found your groove Aquarius, but it is up to you to use this momentum to smooth out any bumps you may have noticed.  This is true especially in the workplace, as the quality of your work will get noticed.  The best part is that you will have enough energies to conquer both the day-to-day tasks and bring the remaining energies with you to invest in the place you call home.

Those who know you well will be positively influenced by your apparent magnetism.  Which is why it is important to keep watch on your personal well-being.  Those magnificent powers of that sacred herb may be just exactly what you and your loved ones need to share.  Keep your attention to the things that matter.  Remember that we ruin that which was almost ripe by tampering too much.  Keep your sights on the end result and allow things to flourish in their own time.

Libra June 2015

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Stoner Libra, you will receive strong and positive support in all life aspects from the Universe this month.  If you decide to be proactive and use these energies to their full potential, the results could be life-changing.  Do not let change frighten you, Libra, you are all about balance and you will do just that this month if you stay attentive.

Your career has a very bright outlook, presenting you with many unique opportunities that could change your job for the better.  It would be silly if you didn’t take advantage of them.  During the beginning of the month, you should focus on planning a new project, or tackling a current one with a new and clear perspective.  If you run into a mental block, take a couple puffs of a nice sativa strain to boost your creativity and come back to it.  If you are working for someone else, this could be your start towards a promotion.  If you work for yourself, or hold a management position, it is likely that if you are going to gain a strong and loyal partnership if you are attentive to those around you.

The love front will be of most importance to the Libra this month.  Libras long for companionship; the successes and beauties of life are just as meaningful without someone to share them with.  Have patience, stay true to yourself, and do what you believe is necessary.  During the third ten day period of this month it is likely that you will meet that special someone who will enhance and change your life for the better.  If this someone turns out to not be a lover, possibly they will be a life-long Cannabis Companion.  The only thing that stands in front of you and destiny is you; do not be afraid to act.  If you are already in a relationship, it will be in your best interest to pay special attention to your lover.  Now is the perfect time to plan a trip, just the two of you.  This could be the one of the best times in your relationship.

Cancer June 2015

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My dearest Cancer, this month will be tiresome.  You will have to work very hard to maintain equilibrium.  Do not fall into the laziness that will call your name from the indica strains in June.  Keep your friendly sativa near to you throughout this month as it will help you with focus.  You will need focus this month!

Work will be a bit of a badger this June.  Pull together all your wits and energy to throw yourself into work to raise the bar.  Do not allow small problems to get in the way.  You can easily overcome them with the right attitude.  It is a time to remember to take breaks, meditate with a hit of sativa and enjoy music when you have some time during the working days this month my smoking Crab.  These breaks are crucial to maintaining your usually strong work ethic.  Working for the man?  Show them what you are made of; that you won’t let circumstance slow you down.  Working for yourself? You’ll have a much easier time this month.  Do not let that make you lazy!

Your love life is extremely important this month Crab.  Your lover will be your source of strength.  Though things may seem to be a bit cool for the lover in you, value your lover to the utmost this month.  They will be your salvation.  Listen to them and be there for them as much as they are for you.  Do not get caught up in your drama outside of your relationship.  Loner Crabs need to break out the hookah, turn on some Grateful Dead and  chill out.  Getting upset will not make this month easier for you.  Show some character and work on yourself.  You’ll be happy you did as the one isn’t too far from your reach.

Gemini June 2015

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May is your month to shine, Stoner Gemini.  The Universe is on your side, and is providing you with an incredibly positive time in your life.  You will experience a great energy shift, and you will be able to apply this to all aspects of your life, remaining unburdened by any serious issues or obstacles.

Your career will definitely benefit from the surge of energy coursing through you.  Your positivity and go-get-it attitude will be the direct source of your increased productivity.  There will be many new and exciting opportunities that are presenting themselves to you, but don’t think that they will effortlessly come to fruition.  You cannot expect results without putting in the work.  If you are in a “higher” up position, pay special attention to your colleagues.  Someone may have a secret agenda that you should know about.  Still working hard to get to the top?  Put all this energy to good use.  Put you work in overdrive.  Your hard efforts will be noticed and rewarded by the end of the month, which could potentially land you a promotion of sorts.  Remember, the level of your success is entirely up to you.  You have the herb and the papers, but nobody is going to roll that joint for you.

On the love front, May will bring you some interesting news (FINALLY!!).  While at the time it may seem irrelevant to you but, have no doubt, it will directly influence your life down the road.  If you are in a relationship, be extra attentive to your lover and display your feelings towards them more vividly.  With your friends, assume a neutral position.  Right now is not the time for silly feuds.  This month you have the ability to resolve any issues that may arise.  Your positive energies will be contagious.  Use your influencing powers to help spread love and happiness to all those who come into contact with you.  Bond with old and new friends with the help of the sacred herb whenever possible.  Just do more sharing than smoking.  Now is not the time to get in a couch-lock, you have important work to do!

Capricorn June 2015

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Capricorn stoner, June brings a different aspect than any other month of the year.  Freedom, choice, flexibility, strength, and imagination are words that come to me when I contemplate your June circumstances.  The effects of decisions you make in June will be up to you.  Outside influences will be held at bay.  Imagine you are in a canoe by yourself.  You choose the direction you desire.  You can guide yourself to a beautiful place in nature, but be careful because you could steer towards rapids as well.  Sit back, light up the peace pipe, and just go with the flow Capricorn stoner.

June is a great month to take charge of yourself and see things in a new light.  You can take advantage of opportunities in June by being organized.  When advancement or leading a new project comes your way at work, have the confidence in yourself to take on the challenge and see it through.  You are in control in June.  Positivity and results will only come from your efforts.

The same is true with matters of the heart.  Stay close to your cannabis companions.  Your increased positive attitude and flexibility could really help a loved one out in June.  Just remember that the cosmos has gifted you extra freedom in June, the same may not be true of others.  Empathize and analyze before jumping out of your canoe and into someone else’s.

Leo June 2015

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Stoner Leo, you must find your navigational bearings in June.  Without a road map through June, you could be in for a roller coaster of emotional swings in your life.  The good news is that if you have a plan, and stick to it, the celestial bodies will provide a warm solar wind at your back.  You can accomplish anything in June with organization and planning.  If you lose attention and float through the month, that same solar wind could burn you.

Seek the guidance of the sacred herb early in the month.  The sativa species can help with creativity and imagination when it comes to life and goal planning.  The universe has provided an excellent opportunity to excel and thrive in June, but it all starts with an honest assessment of where you want to be.

I have presented the positive light of looking at your potential for June.  Please be warned that if you float and daydream your way through the month, you could be rocked in negative directions from both your personal life and work.  Knowledge and understanding of what you want to accomplish with a lover, friends, and your workplace is the key to your success and happiness in June.  Puff puff pass with a plan 😉

Aries June 2015

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This is positively your month to shine my dear stoner Aries!  Be prepared to feel the unyielding life force pumping through your veins.  You will have many celebrations and many opportunities coming your way!  Your biggest challenge will be to reign in the energy you are receiving and put it to work for the better of your life this month.

Your love life is exceptional in June!  The enormity of events that will play out this month will change you forever my stoner Ram.  This is true for both the single and attached Aries.  Following your heart has never felt so good.  Ride those dab clouds and don’t look down! There may be a few minor disagreements but do not take them to heart as they will resolve themselves easily.  Play your cards right and the Summer Solstice will be more than just a celebration of the season; It will be a celebration of you!

Work, work, work!  Yes, you do have to work my cannabis companion.  Although, it in no way will be a downer this month.  You will have to focus all the energy within you into decisiveness and creativity as you will simply be bombarded with opportunities in June.  Do not try to take them all or you will simply be breaking your own back.  Take time to meditate with a nice sativa on the ones that appeal to you most.  Then pick the ones that will benefit you both soulfully and financially.  These decisions are laying down a nice platform for you, so why not enjoy the work you do!  If you own your own company pay attention to what your employees are doing.  Is your handbook up to date?  Make sure all policies are being upheld.  If you are working for the man it is the month to take initiative!  Start making headway for the trip up the ladder my friend!

Sagittarius June 2015

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This June, stoner Sagittarius, your peace is tangible and those closest to you are able to share in this prosperous time.  Although you may feel like the whole world is your backyard, it could serve you well to build up your feelings of wellbeing in the places that are most familiar to you.  It’s great to take the time to light up the bowl, relax and enjoy the little things, but be sure to avoid the potential of couch-lock.  Keeping busy in the personal sphere can carry momentum into other areas that seem to be moving at slower paces.

It is likely that you will encounter conflicts in the workplace, but remember that it really doesn’t matter who is right or wrong.  Be sincere in your responses.  Your clear efforts towards finding solutions to these problems show your commitment to keeping the peace.  While these issues may not be solved by simply two people sharing a pipe, your creativity can be a valuable tool when approaching these touchy areas.  Winning the argument doesn’t always mean a conflict is settled.  However, your determination to reach lasting solutions will be a noticeable triumph.  Giving your full focus into finding permanent fixes will bring its own rewards.  Pay attention to the person instead of the problems and you may find a more common ground to begin reconciling differences that seem to shrink as our perspective grows larger.

 

Pieces June 2015

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Stoner Pisces, the month of June brings you all that is good, bad, and bumpy.  Know this for certain:  For each bump, twist or turn there will be an equally smooth section of travels on this road called life.  For the best results you should meditate with a nice indica and try to identify which parts are which and adjust yourself accordingly.  It will do you well to not waste energies and efforts on the uphill climbs.  Instead, save those positive energies for coasting on the downhill.

In the workplace, your focus should be on deciding who you consider to be a bud and who is a dud.  A bud will be by your side helping when and where they can to keep you moving forward.  A dud, well it is just better to avoid their advice, usually these folks would rather see you stumble versus succeed.  Even though it may be others who begin disputes, be kind in your conquests.  Whether you are met by success or failure you are the one who will gain knowledge and understanding from the situation.

Since the workplace may be called unstable at best this month, it is a good thing that home can be called your sanctuary.  After days that may seem never ending, get home, grab the sack and pack a bowl of that green goodness.  You have friends who are more than willing to help you with this particular task.  It’s June and summer is almost here—the season for ultimate growth.  Even if your goals seem far off the path will be illuminated by the light from you and those surrounding you.  As long as you keep doing you can keep dreaming.  It’s okay to have your head in the clouds if you like the view that you find.

Virgo June 2015

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Virgo stoner, batten down the hatches!  Sound the alarms!  We are going down!  You will need to seal your ship well to survive the pressures of the negative depths June will push you to.  The Indica species of the sacred herb will be your friend in June.  Contemplative meditation is a requirement for you this month.

The golden rule of June:  Combust the sacred herb before dealing with a combustible situation.  The universe has given you a difficult month to deal with stoner Virgo, but you can get through without drowning as long as you keep your cool.  You MUST see yourself from a new perspective in June.  You MUST also take criticism from others with care and understanding.  This may not be easy for you, but defensive and confrontational behavior will only push you to further depths of negativity.

These warnings and rules apply to both your workplace and love life.  If you recognize the dangers and go into June with a plan, you will be able to survive without losing position or love.  The message of June isn’t just about conflict avoidance, it’s about empathy and understanding of those around you.  One of my favorite phrases is suited just for you this month stoner Virgo, “Breathe and let it be.”

Taurus June 2015

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June will be a month of powerful positive influences for my Stoner Taurus.  You will receive very positive energies that will aid you in the many life-defining moments.  These moments that you will encounter may be specifically directed to you or they may very well be in your quest to help others.  I suggest keeping your dug out with you at all times this month filled with a nice hybrid.  You will seek the many moments to have a nice quiet meditation all on your own.

Your career will not be at a standstill this month.  Duly note that by the end of the month, everything around you will change.  These changes will continue at a gradually increasing rate as time progresses.  It is best that you prepare yourself now, so that you can take all these changes with grace.  This does not mean that the Bull will not be presented with career opportunities at this time; rather, there will be many difficult obstacles that stand in your way.  Take a side line position and be as objective as possible.  Avoid making any serious decisions this month.  Keep it simple, stick to the basics, and continue to show your value by day to day tasks on a much smaller scale.

Your personal relationships will be where you shine brightly this month.  You will start to see your life purpose in a much brighter light than ever before.  Have no doubt that if your desires are pure of heart and not based on greed, the Universe will be there to help make sure you get you deserve.  You might have many people come to you for help.  It is your job to help guide them back to the path of righteousness.  Put all your effort into providing  a better, more loving place for yourself and those around you.  Be as patient and sympathetic as possible, and be free of all judgments.  Your light is so bright, especially now with the stellar positivity as your ally, and the world is counting on you to share all that love you have inside of you.  If you start to feel overwhelmed by all of the outside vibrations you will be exposing yourself to, take some time for good outdoor meditation session to reset.  They hybrid I suggested earlier will help to keep your creativity up and your body and mind at ease.  You mustn’t neglect yourself this month Taurus, as you are much needed in the Universe!

Scorpio June 2015

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Stoner Scorpio June will be filled with successes and failures.  Both can be positive if you choose to stay kind and level headed.  My advice is to keep the medibles to a minimum and stick to a nice hybrid for your times of contemplation and celebration.  When you feel the upsurge of success in one area of your life you will feel the down swing in another.  Hold tight as the month can and will pull you out even if you’re wise.

The majority of your most celebrated success will come from your work Scorpio.  You will find you are capable of much more than you ever thought.  Your responsibilities will increase and you will shine because of it.  If you need a break at work meditate with a vape of your favorite hybrid.  You will then see that your new found capabilities will bring much needed self respect that helps to keep you calm and collective during all your working hours.  Your perspective will burst open around mid month and you will see a much bigger picture for your future.  Remember when helping others you must first make sure you’ve helped your self and all things will go smoothly this June.

Your best bud will be your source of stability this month my smoking Scorp.  You will need them to give advice and they will need you to be open to the positivity they can shine on you.  You will need them because times will be stressful on your love front.  Many of the issues that will arise in June are due to mistakes you’ve made in the past.  You will need to finally learn from them before you can move on.  After your realizations, your main job will be to help your partner realize that all things can be worked out.  Be kind and patient and whatever you do be mindful of the words that you spew.  Any slight from you now will cause an explosion.  Try talking things out during a nice peace pipe session.  For my single Scorpio’s take the high road this month with potential lovers.  You will find it liberating without offending the doors that are open.  

Sagittarius May 2015

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Stoner Sagittarius, it’s a big world out there, go and get it.  There is discovery around every twist and turn.  This month will be a good one to allow yourself to stumble across all things new.  Smoking sessions in the great outdoors will be highly meditative, but be mindful to take your time on developing opinions on what it is you find, over scrutinizing your discoveries can be counterproductive.  While the outdoors will definitely allow you to breathe a little bit easier, it won’t provide you a complete escape from other happenings.

Time at the workplace may seem hectic.  Focus on the tools available that will help to simplify some of the chaos.  Even if something seems disagreeable there still may be wisdom to harvest.  When there is a problem that seems just too big to handle; take a step back.  A smoke break at work may not be advisable, but it can provide much needed relief in the proper setting.

While your meditations bring about new realizations, do not expect those around you to come to the same conclusions.  Keep your smoking sessions to those closest to you, but don’t hog the conversation.  One of the benefits of having a smoke buddy in your midst is being able to allow the smoke and ideas to flow freely—the beauty is in the difference.  Let yourself be receptive to the diversity surrounding you and will expand your potential for peace.

Gemini May 2015

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May will be a trying time for you, Stoner Gemini.  You are likely to have some difficult times ahead in all aspects of your life.  There will be many curve balls coming your way, but it’s nothing you can’t handle with grace.

It is likely that you will experience a moderately negative event in the workplace that throws your chakras slightly out of balance during the beginning of the month.  Do not worry about this too much, the outcome is not as monumentally life-altering as you think.  In fact, it’s quite the opposite.  Smoke about it, forget about it; just like everyone else already has.  Have the confidence to keep moving forward.  Be sure to pay close attention to details, especially when handling important tasks.  Life may seem a little gloomy for you,  but you actually stand to gain much more than you think right now.  Have a good grasp for where you stand, as well as the desires and intentions of your co-workers.

Your relationship with your partner may become one of irritability and disagreements.  Be open and flexible.  Do not try to force them to see things your way or you will find yourself in many useless arguments this month.  Sometimes things are out of your control and life can a rollercoaster, but you will always thrive in your group of friends.  Let yourself escape in good conversation and fun times.  You need to take it upon yourself to plan events for you and your friends to come together.  Even if it’s just a quick smoking session.  Don’t let your friendships get stagnant.  This will be your saving grace during May.

Libra May 2015

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Stoner Libra, are you so full of life this month!  No negative influences will be able to hinder the incredible positive energies thriving inside of you at this current stage in your life. Use these energies proficiently and you will thrive.

Your career and your financial situation are both going to receive tremendous boosts, but don’t expect to have it come to you for free.  Even though it feels as if the universe is looking out for you during this time; you will not be able to rely on the flow of all the good things happening to carry you on it’s back.  Success is in the books for you, but it directly relies on how much you work you are willing to put in for it.  Nobody is going to load that bowl for you.  It’s time to turn your brain on, and get to work on those big projects awaiting you.  Mindless actions will not get you very far.

During the first ten days in May, you may have to make some definitive decisions.  These may seem insignificant to those around you, but do not dismiss what is truly important to you and your future.  Everything you do today shapes your tomorrow.  While a decision is necessary, be sure to think it through before you take any affirmative action.  If you are in a relationship, it might be time to decide what is most important to you:  Your relationship and the life you have together, or your own personal happiness and the life you desire to have.  Any decisions that you need to make should be made before the new Moon on the 18th.  If left alone, the issues at hand will become much worse and much more difficult to resolve.  Thus potentially interfering with your ability to handle much more important things in your life that truly do need your attention.

If you are alone, do not fear.  This gives you just enough time to prepare yourself to meet someone new.  Whether it’s a new cannabis companion or a new love interest, you are surely to meet someone around the third ten day period of May.  Be sure to make yourself available.

 

Scorpio May 2015

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Action equals Success.  Action equals Success!  Are you getting this Scorp?  My cannabis companion, you cannot afford to be couch locked this May!  Yes you will have reasons to celebrate!  Yes you will have time for you and your loved ones and yes this is going to be a stellar month for you.  So keep that pep in your step and pick the right stain for the right occasion!

Your love life will be blissful if only you let it be.  The universe is showering you with positivity in the love department.  If you’re in a long term relationship you will reach a whole new kind of high.  This is better than the meditative state of that indica medible you tried last month.  Whatever you had in the past will be crystallized into a new better picture for the future.  If you are single, May is the month to put those dreams into action.  They are just waiting on you my dear Scorpio.

You’ll also be very happy you saved all that pollen from your grinder for the past month as you will be using it to celebrate one of the  biggest & best shindigs you’ve put together thus far.  Round up all those friends you have not seen in months or even years and show them why you’re the best host around!  It is an event that will be talked about for years come if you put it into ACTION!

Your working realm will be just as spectacular as your social life this month.  In fact, stoner Scorp, you will see just how much you’ve laid as a foundation in your working world.  Not to mention how big it will actually grow!  In May all your colleagues will be on your side.  Do not let any little disturbances cause you worry as they will dissipate just like your clouds of vape.  Remember the word for this month is ACTION!  Take action and watch your financial situation skyrocket.  You are the master of your destiny.  Make sure you are the one to choose your own path.  

Cancer May 2015

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Dearest Cancer, May will be an enigmatic time for you.  You will feel the universe pulsating through you in very empathetic ways.  If you are utilizing the medical properties of the sacred herb for psychological benefits:  Don’t leave home without it.  On that note this is not the month to change up your regimen.  Stick with the stains that work best for you.

Work will prove to have many circumstances that  make you feel held back.  Remember you are capable.  You can work through this.  Stay positive no matter what is thrown at you.  This is not a time to slack!  Throw yourself into your work and show your co-workers and competition your strength by doing.  Keep your vape loaded for when you arrive home; as you will need to take time each day to reflect on what is happening around you.  My stoner Cancer, your working world will be complicated for some time.  Keep your wits about you and continue to lay the best foundation you can.  Eventually this will be your springboard into a much more profitable and enjoyable work environment.

Praise the universe in May as you will have luck, harmony and love on your side.  Your personal relationships will shine this fine spring month!  In the realm of a lovership be prepared for an astonishing and lavish feeling to touch both your souls.  It is a time for celebration!  Take a vacation, hit up the closest festival or go bungee jumping off the tallest building you can find.  It may be the first time you’ve ever felt this way.  Make sure you never forget it!

That being said, do not put off your loved ones!  Make sure you give them the time and connection to you that they are asking for.  They need you this month too. So while you may want to go gallivanting across the country, go home for Sunday dinner on Mother’s Day.

Virgo May 2015

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Virgo stoner, progress can be boring sometimes.  If I were to tell you that no significant events or forces would be in action in May, would that please or depress you?  Honesty and straightforwardness are ingrained in your psyche, so I will give it to you straight.  The world is what you make of it in May.

There are no overwhelming forces pushing or pulling you in one particular direction in May.  The universe is at a stand-still when it comes to your life.  This provides a wonderful opportunity if you are up to the challenge.  It’s time to unleash creativity and introspection.

Spark one up, and use the sacred herb as a catalyst for your adventure in May.  You must unleash your creative instincts and use your organizational skills to document and plan for the future.  If you don’t take action in May, the month will pass you by with no significant result.  Put time and thought into what interests you, and document your creative thoughts and ideas.  Do this for what is important to you, whether it be work, a relationship, or investments.  The universe has blessed you with a gift in May, but it requires your action and attention.

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”  Bob Marley.  How often do you think about yourself and your position on Earth and in time?  May is the perfect month to take some time for yourself with the sacred herb and contemplate who you are.  

Aries May 2015

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For my smoking Aries the month of May will be quite amicable.  Do not become lackadaisical due to this break in chaos.  Yes you deserve an indica butter break!  Just hold off on that until you’ve made your decision on the direction you should be going this fine, fine month of May.

How are you feeling about your relationship this month Aries?  Are you allowing negative vibes to subside or are they germinating like the legendary Lowryder plant?  You can bet your bottom dollar that your relationship this month will shape up exactly the way you see it:  Whether that look is good or bad is up to you.  During the middle of the month be prepared to deal with a true test of fate.  Meditate on it and follow your intuition as some doors will close and others will open depending on your actions.  On the up side follow your feelings and  be attentive to you lover and all situations will seem blissful in the end.

You may feel stress in the form of negativity from co-workers this month.  You need to take some time to figure out how to overcome any obstacles with your working relationships.  Keep your cool and these and other problems will drift away just like you do on your vape session at the end of the work day.

May is the month to be proactive in your working world.  Do not sit around and wait for the opportunities as they will come to you when you are actually doing what you do best, taking action!  Do not rush into anything, stay positive and overcome obsticals are your best actions this month. You can do it Aries! Yes you can.

Aquarius May 2015

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Aquarius, just like water running off the back of a duck, not even the most dampening of circumstances can grab hold of you this month.  May brings you an evenness, balance, and an energy that will go uninterrupted; so long as you don’t go looking for trouble.  If you are willing to embrace this ever materializing positivity you will have all the necessary pieces to go in whichever direction you decide.  Although Zen will be your mantra for this month, don’t let yourself become overconfident.  If a problem presents itself, it may be you that needs to shift perspective.

The work place will be your canvas this month.  What you want to see created, you can achieve it.  What you want to see improved, you can build it higher and better than it was before.  But, with all this forward momentum you are manifesting, it will be best to avoid couch-lock.  Sativa strains are your recommended go to pick-me-up.  And for you, stoner Aquarius, this month you do not need to worry about choosing your peace, or the pipe.  You can have both.

At home, or on the love front, do your best to keep the piece and your peace within arm’s reach.  If it seems like a problem is surfacing, this is a good sign that maybe you both just need to pause and share a bowl.  There is nothing that you cannot work through while it is still small.  And a little patience and perseverance will be all that is needed to keep on this path of productiveness.

Capricorn May 2015

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Oh Capricorn stoner, the month of May will bring confusion.  Your battle to survive in the gears of the societal machine will seem overwhelming at times this month.  You should take heed in May and plan for the struggle that awaits.  Trust yourself, and know that all projects, decisions, and tasks will eventually come to their own end with hard work and attention to detail.  The timing of the end of these items may not be as crucial as the work itself.

Stoner Capricorn, May can bring frustration or it can bring enlightenment of self examination.  You must continue to work hard on the current projects in your life, whether they are at work or at home.  However, your deadlines need to be adjusted.  The universal forces pounding down on you will prevent culmination in May.  At times your life force will feel zapped.

Thus the conundrum of May is exposed for you stoner Capricorn.  You must be able to balance studious efforts to stay on task, but yet take time for yourself to explore within.  To start the month of May you should get organized.  Stay away from the Indica strains of the sacred herb in this time as the Sativa will bring energy and insight into your tasks.  You should put off some task deadlines to give yourself more room to breathe.

Do not leave town on any important family or business trips in May.  You should put off travel while immersed in this confusing time.  Once you have your tasks and projects organized, you have to set some time aside to explore within yourself.  So many important revelations and answers will come from this that will aid in the completion of your projects in the future. The Indica strains of the sacred herb will be a tool to your inner searching, but only after you get organized and allow yourself time for yourself.

Taurus May 2015

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Well Stoner Taurus, if nothing else were to go your way this month, at least most of you have birthdays to celebrate!  Luckily for you, that is not the case!  It seems, you have a lot to be optimistic about during May.  Energies will be riding high and your overall physical and mental health will be in fantastic shape.  This will be a great time for you to do some self reflection and growth.  You may need to do some work on balancing those chakras.

This month you should really try to see the weed jar half full, as you will experience many more successes than disappointments.  During the first ten day period, it may feel as if you are standing still and your life is changing drastically around you.  Try to get your thoughts in order before acting.  You might be able to find serenity with meditation.  You can decide to stay stuck in your own conservative ways, or you can jump on board the train to progression and reap the benefits.  If any problems do arise, just take them on one at a time.  Be efficient and fair; do not waste precious time and mental energy over thinking your decisions.  After the 20th, you can expect an increase of incoming finances.  Don’t forget to spark one up from time to time to treat yourself for all the great work you’ve been doing.

While your cash flow and career are flowing smoothly, you may find difficulty maintaining relationships to those close to you and you may have to put forth a little extra effort.  Be forewarned: around the second ten day period a deep rooted problem may come bubbling to the surface that requires your immediate attention.  Whether it is a question of commitment with your significant other or an issue that has been left alone with a close friend, do not avoid it.  Be honest and sincere, and whatever you do, do not find yourself caught in a lie.  The truth has a way of always rearing it’s ugly head.  Have the confidence to stand behind your decisions, and know that the outcome at the end of the month is, it is truly up to you!

Leo May 2015

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Stoner Leo, May will bring a month of challenges, but isn’t that just the way life is?  Cosmic universal forces aren’t out to get you in May, but they aren’t on your side either.  May could bring a state of lethargy to your life.  This is the main enemy of the month.

You must decide for yourself:  Are you a creative stoner that is propelled to action and creation with the sacred herb?  Are you apt to laziness and procrastination when you enjoy the sacred herb?  This question must be answered because the obstacles you will face in May will require precision decision making and creative action.  You must decide for yourself if this is a month to let the pipe lay or spark up your favorite Sativa strain.

You must see through the clouds that will obstruct your view in May to see what is really important.  You may not be able to solve all of your problems and projects, but you can achieve progress in May with precise decision making.  The clouds of May could trick you into procrastination and putting off key decisions.  See through the clouds because they obstruct the dangers that lie in wait.  Your problems will increase and your projects will see further delays if you do not make the key decisions in May.

Be active!  Participate in your life, don’t let the clouds of May get you down.

Pisces May 2015

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Stoner Pisces, it is important to remember to remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop—May has the potential to be a little bumpy.  Now, the good news is, you’ll be ready to rock it.  Your obstacles may be many, but you have the means and that particular Pisces finesse to turn each unfortunate situation into a personal win.  Of course, that’s the upside.  The downside is that this may mean you are loading fewer bowls and picking up the pipe a little less.  Be prepared as this will bring you a sense of alertness that will benefit problem solving in the long run.

In the workplace, it is recommended that you handle the small issues before they become big.  It may be wise to try to mimic the trees, but not the ‘trees’.  Like a new growth, be strong but limber.  Stand your ground, but don’t be stubborn.  This flexibility will allow you to be sturdy and at the same time stand tall against confrontational winds.  When time permits, grind up some green and allow yourself to get a little grounded.  Simply being more selective with smoking occasions will allow for more productive work, and also more productive relaxation.

And, what this means for love, is don’t go looking for fights.  Although the usual hiccup on the home front is sure to pop up, it is best to let trouble find you.  When it does, you will be able to charm it into submission.  This should not be seen as manipulative.  It is more than fair to pursue your personal goals, just do your best to guide with a gentle hand when doing so.  Remember that peace can be both a journey and a destination.

Scorpio April 2015

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What an interesting month April will be for my smoking Scorps!  Business is booming and your ability to take on more responsibilities is impressive at this time.  Love will prove to be tricky though you are more than qualified to handle all that comes your way.

The month of April will call on all your abilities of charisma in matters of the heart.  You will need to be strategic in your words and actions to keep things smooth and kushy.  This does not mean that you should get couch locked on indica and let your lover get their way in every matter.  You must keep your stance until after the new moon this month.  Then pack up that indica or hybrid and enjoy some much needed tenderness with your loved one.  Single?  Don’t doubt your abilities and if you are choosing to be critical of others be diplomatic in your approach.

Business is going to be one sweet & delectable medible for you this April!  Though you will need all pistons firing so save that treat for the weekends!  As I stated before:  Take on new tasks and pay attention to all the things going on around you.  You do not have to have all the information, just know the general gist of the waves around you.  Working for yourself?  Have no doubt that your instincts are correct in every matter this month.  Working for the man?  Do everything you can to learn more about the business you are a part of.  My only warning is to steer clear of showing any ignorance.

Pisces April 2015

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This month, Pisces, remember the old saying of, “what goes around, comes around.”  So, hopefully you’ve been passing around some kindness and maybe a bit of the green stuff.  Some situations may leave us feeling a little overwhelmed and unsure of where to head next.  Spend a little time picking out the stems and the seeds and you will find that the bowl you’ve managed to scrounge up isn’t so bad looking.  And even a few extra bowls this month could actually be to your benefit as we don’t want to be making decisions too hastily.  By taking the time to sort through the abundance of what seems to be chaos, you will learn that the directions of where to go next were already there.  You just need to look for them in the trees.

A midst all the hustle of the work place there is no need to make any drastic changes.  Do what is needed to stay on a focused path, April is not the time to be taking big risks in unexplored territory.  The best advice is to stick to what we know.  Keep to familiar strains to avoid unnecessary surprises.  By knowing what kind of affects your greens will have, you will be able to more efficiently apply those herbal remedies.  This same advice can be used with personal relationships.  By sticking to the tried and true we will be able to find support and guidance even when the trail appears hard to follow.  Don’t use up all that precious energy trying to go at it alone.  Investing into those who have been there all along, particularly that special someone, will remind us that it’s okay to lean on that person from time to time.  After all, it is much better to find ourselves lost with a friend than alone with our problems.

Sagittarius April 2015

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Stoner Sagittarius, this month your biggest challenge will be figuring out how well you know yourself.  It’s not necessary to avoid Sativa strains all together, just be mindful of the ones that have high potential for producing paranoia.  Otherwise, the expansive properties of Sativas may be just what the doctor ordered.  Usually, when we look around long enough the source of our problems present themselves, don’t forget to spend a little bit of this time in front of a mirror.  Reflecting upon all the small things we want to see differently about ourselves will be a great use of all the new-life energy that spring brings to you this month.  Know that our family and friends can help and support us in our conquest toward betterment, but you are the one who can give the green light to get the process rolling.

Sagittarius, remember that before the joint can be smoked, it must first be rolled.  In order to reap the benefits of our personal relationships, we must first invest our time into them.  This month, you will have all the tools necessary for great joints and to grow the connections of those closest to you as long as you are willing to put in the time.  Whether it is in the workplace or the bedroom your goals are more than achievable.  If you feel like something or someone is holding you back…it’s probably YOU.  Allow yourself the time for a breather, to take a bit of space to be alone.  These smaller breaks from the tasks or problems at hand will give you the chance to realize that a simple change of attitude or approach will make all the difference between small failures and big accomplishments.

Virgo April 2015

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Stoner Virgo, April is a period of time where your true nature will shine through without obstruction.  As you know, this can be good and bad as you have great qualities that are often contradicted by social struggles.  April brings a gift to the Virgo stoner.  This is the perfect time for introspection to work on the personality qualities you would like to improve while your main set of characteristics guide you through the month.  Spark one up stoner Virgo, the sacred herb has always been your friend for journeys inside yourself and can help guide you to great growth in April.

Work will be smooth and prosperous in April as long as you put your normal analytical focus into it.  You should lean on your skills of observance and make precision decisions in the workplace.  Trust yourself, you got this.

Your personal life is free from negativity in April.  This information does not mean to invite you to kick back and take it easy!  April is the perfect month for activity and bonding with friends and loved ones.  Avoid any depressants like liquor in April.  Seek the soul freeing guidance of the sacred herb, and find fun-loving adventure.  Take a hike with your family.  Go on that road trip with your best friend.  Take a trip to the beach.  Take your kids to the arcade.  There are so many things you have been thinking of doing with friends and family whether you are single, married, young, or old …. April is the time to make it happen.

Aries April 2015

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Stoner Aries, surround yourself with as much positivity as you can.  It is going to be a rough month for you.  You will need to put on the magic hat of logic and stash away the over emotional side of yourself.  Speaking of stashing, burn up your predisposed ideas concerning people, places and ideas this month as it will fervently hold you back.

If you are going to use up your energy this month focus it into your love life.  If you are attached you need to wade through this month with your partner no matter how sticky the black tar hash gets.  I strongly suggest a few hybrid enhanced meditative evenings this month so you both can get on the same vibe.  It will help to open up those locked doors and start an honest conversation on where you are and where you both want to go.  Do not become ashen with sadness.  Your relationship can flourish again if you simply choose to work it out during this very emotionally complex month.  Lean on your best friend and listen to them.  You will really have to just go with the flow this month in love my stoner Aries.  Do not by any means fall down the depths of despair:  In the next six weeks you will be able to follow your feelings as they will be more true than they are this month.

This is the month in business to focus your energies smartly.  You will need all your pistons firing so leave the pipe at home or consider some CBD or a lighter strain of sativa at work.  Make that to do list and prioritize it.  Do one thing at a time and do it well.  Steer clear of the smoke and mirrors that may make you consider a bad business deal.  It is best to keep things logical and in order this month.  Do not try to rock the boat and work will float by easily this month.

Cancer April 2015

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Stoner Crab, are you ready for this month?  In April you will feel life’s forces running rampant through your veins.  Yes this is the break you’ve been waiting for.  The only stipulation with this energy is to use it wisely and save some for the future months where you will need it.  It is like you have received a gift of the finest medibles. Do not consume all at once.

The clever Crabs will blossom in their working lives.  It is a month to find the love of what you do and do it simply for that.  The material gains will follow only if they are not your main focus.  Take on those projects with zeal and enjoy them as they will turn out better than expected.  If you are not working in a field you truly enjoy it is time for some hybrid meditation sessions this month.  They will lead you down the right paths to find your true calling.

You may be feeling invincible this month and you should revel in it.  Enjoy these feelings and all they have to offer.  A word to the wise:  Be very careful how you go about swooning, seducing, or even just playing the moderator in a sticky situation between friends.  The power of your influence is HIGH and will evoke many strong reactions.  This is where you need to conserve a bit of the life force you’re feeling.  Personal conquests will prevail, but to whose expense and when will those consequences show up?  Be very wise on how you play with the power the universe is shining on you this month.  You won’t like it when those consequences sneak up on you like the red hair creeper you love so much.   

Taurus April 2015

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My dear sweet and stubborn stoner Taurus, April will prove to be a difficult row to hoe.  Think of April as a month of personal and entrepreneurial growth.  You will be given enough of life’s energy to get through this.  Please brace yourself and keep the sacred herb around for times you need to reflect on the happenstance of negativity that will surround you .

As for the happenstance of negativity, it is just that.   In the workplace you will need to do your best to separate yourself from what negative influences surround you.  This does not mean to drift off into the couch lock of the sacred herb and float by!  Pay attention to what is happening but do not invest yourself emotionally.   If you’re a business owner expect a less profitable month.  You can change how things are done, but honestly what is going on just needs to be worked through.  If you are an employee it is time to become more productive than you have been before.  If you can, take some time off as not to let April get you down about your job.

In the realm of love my stoner Taurus, be prepared to deal with some sticky icky and I’m not talking about the herb.  Absolutely do not instigate anything with your lover in the beginning of April.  Stay away from depressants and stick to a strain of herb that will allow you to keep mellow.  Whatever the problem is you can handle it without a fight.  Later in the month you will have to make the decision to let it go.  Whether it is bitterness, anger or resentment it all must go.  If you cannot it will be awhile before you can move forward.  Whatever the circumstance is you need to face it and take responsibility for your decisions.

Aquarius April 2015

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This month, stoner Aquarius, you may feel that bad vibes are all around, but don’t let them get you down.  Grab the pipe or papers and do your best to rise above it all.  Some people may try to warn you against having your head in the clouds, but you’ll find that the view from higher up is actually much clearer.  By allowing there to be distance between you and the problems you are facing you will be able see them in a different light.  This new perspective may be exactly the solution needed to tackle old problems.  Use this forward momentum and apply the positive energy where it will be most useful, in the work place.  With so many things going on at once, you may find work being a welcomed distraction instead of a burden.  Finding your groove might be tricky at first, but this investment upfront will help to smooth out the rest of the month.

Likewise, on the home front, you may find offering up the peace pipe to those closest to you will have its own benefits.  It will be important to keep in mind that the problems popping up now have seeds that were planted long ago.  Even though the pipe is not the final solution, the conversation may come a little easier once everyone is a bit calmer.  Take the time to pause and consider the words before they are said to the other person.  This will help to avoid small problems from getting bigger and all sides of the argument win when there is sincerity in the words being spoken.

Libra April 2015

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Stoner Libra, April may prove to be a slightly more difficult time for you.  You may have quite a few issues knocking on your doorstep.  How you handle these problems is what will make or break you this month.  Luckily, you will get a much needed boost of energy after the first ten day period, so try to ride on those positive energies and influences, and spread that big beautiful light to those around you as much as possible.

You will need to go with the flow of your career.  Don’t get too hung up on specific plans:  Odds are they will not go how you had hoped, but there is no use crying over spilt bong water.  Face life’s curve balls with confidence and you should be able to solve any problems with minimal setbacks.  If you start to feel overwhelmed, try to make a list of all necessary tasks and prioritize them.  No one expects you to get every little thing done, but if you can knock the important tasks out you will be able to relax a little.

Your personal relationships won’t be much easier.  Mixed emotions, stress, and the crippling effect of the Black Moon will make it difficult to be non-confrontational, but you must do your best to avoid arguments with your partner, or it could open a can of worms in your relationship.  Try to shower your partner with attention.  Go on dates.  Surprise them with a gift.  Perhaps there is a pipe they’ve had their eye on?  Libra, I know you can do this.  The first half will be a struggle, but towards the end of the month the storm clouds will break and you will see the light on the horizon.

Capricorn April 2015

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Capricorn stoner, April is a month of positivity.  The flow of life will be like a smooth reggae song a wash in beat and harmony.  Perhaps the Sublime song, What I Got could be your mantra for the month.

Just because the stars have lined up for you in April does not mean you won’t need to be active in your destiny for the month.  Bursts of positive energy must be utilized to enhance your life and work.  Be confident Capricorn stoner.  Leadership and decision making will be key ingredients to accepting the gift from the stars.  With work and strategy the Sativa species of the sacred herb should be your choice for April to help guide the positive energy flowing through you.

Drama is pushed to the side in your personal life for April.  Enjoy the time with loved ones.  Enemies and negativity are far from your gates this month.  You should seek the comfort of your relationships to give you space for relaxation and inner focus.  When you reach that space away from work and the vibrating energy April will bring, don’t be afraid to mix in the Indica species of the sacred herb to instigate spiritual awakenings.

Don’t forget to smile stoner Capricorn, life is wonderful in these moments.

Gemini April 2015

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Stoner Gemini, April will have it’s testing times, but the good will outweigh the bad in the end.  You win some, you lose some.   As usual, your career will continue to be your strongest suit, while your personal relations could suffer if you’re not careful.

Although you will continue to shine as the bright shining star you are, there is someone that you’ve suspected has been trying to bring you down for quite some time now.  You can’t keep ignoring the problem, and you may realize that there are too many “noncontributing” heads on this blunt.  Don’t let your natural instinct to not upset the heard conflict with what you know you have to do.  If you are confident and fair in your decision, you will not have any regrets.  If things take the path they are supposed to, a potentially life changing event could be in store for you at the end of the month.  For the entrepreneurial Gemini, it’s time to think about re-organizing, updating, and upgrading your environment.

It’s easy to get caught up in the smoky haze, but you need to be extra attentive to your partner this month.  When things are rocky, the lightest hit can make the whole thing come crashing down and the outcome could be quite devastating to certain parties.  Be calm, yet ready for anything.  If a problem arises, you will need to weigh out the pros and cons of any decisions that come about. Do not act impulsively,but, you don’t have much time to mull it over either.  I would recommend keeping a chillum in your car and take a puff or two before going home.  That way you will be relaxed and less likely to take out aggression and annoyances from work out on your partner.

Leo April 2015

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Stoner Leo, the sun will not shine down upon you in April.  There are times when you need to hold your head up high with pride and direct life; and then there are times when you need to keep your head down and perform the groundwork necessary to keep life moving.  April will be a period of difficult work for the Leo stoner, but hard difficult work is not beyond you.

Moderation, coping, diligence, and attention are the words that come to mind when I try to guide you through the difficulties that April will bring.  Moderation with the sacred herb to keep your head squarely on task.  April will be a grind of a month, and the sacred herb will help you cope with the mundane.  Diligence must be paid to the details in your daily life.  Attention must be given to your loved ones, especially your lover.

Whether you are the boss or a line worker, April will bring a long slog of work.  You must pay attention to details to hold your position.  Rash or expensive decisions should be held for the future.  Work will allow you to get through this strange inactive time.

The sacred herb can inspire creativity and create a wave of influence.  This is the stoner Leo’s normal mindset with smoke sessions.  However, stoner Leo, you will need to lean on the coping and soothing properties of the sacred herb in April.  It may be time to try that Indica strain you have avoided in the past.

The most important guidance I can provide to you for April is this:  Pay attention to your loved ones in April.  This month could bring a nasty transition if you neglect your lover.  Palling around with friends or drinks with the ladies is always fun, but staying at home to spend quality time with your lover and family should take the priority in April.

Sagittarius March 2015

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Sagittarius, this March you can get it done.  Whatever “it” may be.  If you are feeling doubtful about something, take the time to burn one down.  Allowing yourself the time to reflect and meditate on issues that appear to be cloudy can bring about a clearer vision of what the real problem is.  Breaking bigger issues into smaller pieces will make it easier to overcome the obstacles that seemed larger than they actually are.

In the workplace, don’t worry about what others are doing.  Keep focused on your own goals and watch how quickly the to-do list gets crossed off.  Spend less time wishing and more time doing as self-reliance will be crucial this month.  If you find that there are those around you being critical, let them talk.  While they waste their time talking about yesterday’s news, you’ll be ready for the happenings of tomorrow.

It is recommended that this March you and your loved one stick to the indica dominant strains.  Your lover, or close friends may be working through their own chaos and sativa strains may just further confuse the issues.  It will serve better to enjoy some nice bowls of something more relaxing, and being able to step outside of our own thoughts will bring a calmness that can only be helpful.  Remember, that although you are feeling at ease, this peace does not always come easy.  So after a long day of work well done, grab your piece and find your peace.

Aquarius March 2015

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Stoner Aquarius, this March may not be what you expected, but this does not have to be exclusively negative.  The month may start off bumpy, but the potential for growth is there, you may just need to add a little bit of water.  Don’t be too hasty when making decisions on how to handle all the newness, if things are looking a bit hazy open a window and let the smoke clear out.  What you’ll find is a clearer perspective and new opportunities budding all around.  Remember both plants and opportunities need care and attention to grow.  Be sure to focus on your investments and the returns they bring will follow soon.

If you find yourself feeling a little disoriented; you’ll be able to find shelter in your closest relations.  For you and your love, it’s about all about the “what’s next?”.  Even if it’s just figuring out what kind of pizza to order the next time the two of you get the munchies, your relationship will become more and more solid with each joint decision.  Feel free to channel the good vibes from friends and family into the areas in life that you feel need to get smoothed out.  Your friends’, best buds, or fellow cannabis companions will be supportive of the choices you decide to pursue. They’ve got your back covered so you can keep moving forward.

Apply this new momentum to your work and you’ll be able to roll ‘em up and smoke ‘em down, maybe not literally of course.  It’s probably recommended that we enjoy our herbal remedies while in the comfort of the home.  (Plus there’s a couch at home.)  Stoner Aquarius, feel confident that any advanced efforts will lead to advancement in your career goals.  

Cancer March 2015

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Put on your dancing shoes and groove your way through the month of March my sweet leaf smoking Cancer!  It seems nothing can stop you this month.  Although nothing new will pop up and change you drastically; many things you were working towards will open up and bloom.  So get ready to skyrocket down those well thought out paths!

In your working world get ready for some heady situations.  You will be blessed with many opportunities that you thought were closed off to you.   All smoke signals point to a business partnership this month.  Are you working for yourself?  Have you been paying attention to your competition?  Are they struggling?  Maybe suggest a way to work together?  It will be a an amazing venture for all involved.   If you’re the worker bee and not the Queen of a business then step it up!  Keep your attention focused at work and take on that responsibility!  A promotion is in order.

Have you met your one and only someone to share that pan of mmm mmm medible brownies with?  If not you are on a path to meet that person this month.  If you are already attached you will have to choose.  These lovers will not be kind if you try to have them both.  It will be ok to let one go.  Do not second guess your choice as it will be the right one in the long run.  In fact you should celebrate with a “Hookah Smoking Caterpillar” kind of party for all your loved ones this month.  Stoner Cancer March is truly shining on you!  Breath in all the fabulous-ness you can and let the universe wrap it’s arms around you.

Scorpio March 2015

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March will be a bag of nugs for you this month stoner Scorp.  You may find a few seeds nestled in the bottom of that baggy but, you’ll make the most of it.  Over all March will feel like a warm hug from the universe.  Take this month to make your platform.  Then jump off and soar into the spring months.

This month you will find the most positive affirmations coming in from your work. As the old saying goes “March comes in like a Lion and out like a Lamb” and right around the 10th your vision will be clear and business will be on a new level of high. Your initiative is noticed and is the foundation you are about to jump off of! Continue to analyze, organize and set things into motion until around the 20th.  Use your time wisely at the end of the month and strategize to get the bigger things done and out of the way before April.  Do not overexert your efforts.  You’ll be so buzzed about work you won’t need much to keep you going.  Maybe keep a little sativa in the dugout, but I bet you barely need it at work this month!

If there are any seeds in your bag of goodies this month they will be in the sack of love.  Be attentive to the moods that surround you in your personal relationships this month.  Take heed to use what mother nature infused you with:  Charm, empathy and intuition will play a big role in keeping the calm around you.  It won’t hurt to keep a bit of hybrid available too. Be the leader you were born to be by not allowing problematic situations turn to full blown arguments.  A small word of advice if you’re in a relationship: Do not antagonize your partner.

Other than that my fellow smoking Scorp, enjoy your self this month! You deserve it!

Leo March 2015

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Stoner Leo, March is a month of transition for you.  As moods and seasons try to break away from winter and find the renewed energy of spring, the stoner Leo is stuck in a state of flux in March.  Boring can be celebrated!  There is no push and pull between positive and negative energy in March for the stoner Leo.  You have an open path to pave your way and create your own possibilities in March.

With your work and personal life on cruise control, March might be the perfect time to seek answers and adventure from within.  This is the time to take that mental trip you have always desired, or sink into the couch with your favorite video game guilt free.  An edible concoction of the sacred herb can make a nice catalyst for the mental adventure you desire.  Even though March is humdrum without action and conflict from the stars, you cannot pass up the opportunity to work on yourself as protection from future negative forces or build the plan for future positive emanations.

Don’t let a lack of a catalyst from the stars encourage complacency in March. Choose your own adventure stoner Leo!

Aries March 2015

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Break out the party pipe and share the sacred herb with everyone you know this month Aries!  On the whole of things, this month will be blessed with positive vibes and and lots of energy.  Keep the attitude you reign at the beginning of the month fluid throughout and you should not have too many problems during the last part of March.  Below we will only touch on the possible tangles you may face in work and love:

All aspects of your working world should be irrefutably good this month my smoking Aries.  If for some reason you find you do not have that spark at work, look around you.  Who is influencing you negatively?  If this is the case, it may be time to spark one up with that person and get down to the heart of what the problem is.  If you are looking to move up in the world of work this is not the month to make waves.  It is however a time to reflect on how you plan on getting there.  Remember it is better to burn one down with a fellow co-worker than to grind them down on your way up.

In love, my hard headed ram, be watchful.  The first three weeks of March will be tentative and a bit stressful if you are not paying attention.   Attached Aries stay calm and dab on with your partner this month as they may be feisty and temperamental. Try coaxing out the real issue.  You may have to wait until the end of the month for some of the stress to wear off before gaining headway with your significant other.  If you’re single now is not the time to try to look for love.  Rather concentrate on family and friends.  Watch that tongue as we all know the only thing sharper than your horns are your words.  Before dealing with judgmental family members maybe take a nice one hitter of sativa?

Libra March 2015

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Stoner Libra, your main focus will be on your personal relationships during March, casting an uncertain shadow on your career and finances.  This month may put your emotions in the spot light.  Your emotions should not be feared, but should be used as a tool to better understand what it is that you’re looking for.  Being the sign of balance; use your smoke breaks to find equilibrium with both your logical and emotional sides of yourself.

The overall outcome of your relationships will be up to you.  The planets are lined up to cast a slight negative shadow of doubt about yourself, or your current situation.  Don’t expect any useful guidance from friends or family.  You are going to have to figure this one out on your own.  Listen to your heart and stay true to yourself.  The best thing you can do in uncertain times, is to keep moving forward, one brave step at a time.  If you begin to feel like it’s hopeless, just remember that there is no need to rush.  All the good things that you deserve will come to you in good time.  Just keep putting out those good vibes.  Despite the planets attempts, March still has the potential to be a very positive one for your personal life, especially if you already know what you want.

With the vast majority of your attention being put on your relationships, your career will almost feel like it’s an autopilot.  Overall, your job will be stable.  If you are in a managerial position, or someone who is used to being in charge, you will not face many problems, but you also won’t be receiving much support from others like you’re used to.  Create a list of all the goals and tasks that you need to accomplish.  By putting your work into an organized list, you can start to tackle the work load one item at a time.  Seeing the tasks crossed off as they are completed can also help motivation levels.  Now, if you are someone working in a lower level, or you’re used to being a passive person, you might have a few more difficulties.  Nothing really exciting has been happening, or you might be feeling more comfortable in your job.  Try not to coast for too long, or you could lose it all if you’re not mindful.  A nice Sativa strain might get some creative energies flowing, and be just the trick you need to get off this plateau.

Gemini March 2015

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Stoner Gemini, the month of March will be an overall positive and productive time for you.  Despite the continuous hard work load, your energy levels will reach all new highs, allowing you to really put forth your best efforts.

All twins will continue to shine in the status of their careers.  You will feel an overwhelming amount of support, giving you the confidence to show your true colors and letting your work excel to new levels.  You may be asked to take important responsibilities, or maybe even a raise is in your near future.  If you own your own business, you may have a partner shed light on a new idea that could open the door for many great opportunities.  Do not be afraid to step out of the box, for there is no great reward without great risk.  If you can manage to stay organized and be mindful of your schedule, you will be able to drastically increase your productivity.  With all the hours you’ll be putting in this month, keep your favorite chillum on stand by for the occasional stress relieving toke.

For those of you that are single, your personal relationships might feel like they are at a standstill.  If you are currently seeing someone, you might feel slight tension between you and your partner, especially during the beginning of the month.  Recognize these tensions and excuse yourself from the situation to avoid getting sucked into pointless arguments.  Anything said or done in the heat of the moment should not be taken to heart.  Smoke about it, forget about it.  The Gemini might also feel a little “off” with friends, but don’t start writing anyone off.  Patience is key.  Although it may feel nice to be in control, sometimes you just have to take a back seat and let things play out the way they should.  Shake off the little things, and put your effort into the things that are working in your favor.

Pisces March 2015

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Pisces, it may be true that there are plenty of fish in the sea, but this month it may be best to let them keep swimming by.  Don’t spend too much time seeking out a special someone.  Better sun is on the way as spring approaches, and all that energy it brings could be better spent on ourselves.  Maybe you’ve been waiting for a good time to start going a little greener?  More green in our bowl and more greens on our plates will increase that feeling of brightness and healthiness.  That extra energy you get from the feelings of well-being will make you a mean, green, goal-accomplishing machine.

Don’t be surprised to find your work and even your finances flourishing this month, and remember that it’s not by accident.  Feel confident in the work you do, and try to avoid any paranoia-producing strains you come across.  The only person that that will be able to hold you back this month is you.  So, if after a good days work you have plans to hit up your favorite outdoor smoke spot, don’t worry about the rain…just bring an umbrella.

Once you feel that your own growth is where you want it to be, you may feel more comfortable in inviting someone to get to know you from a closer perspective.  Use the creative powers of those sativa flowers to keep things fresh and out of the box.  As someone once sang, “The sky’s the limit”.  For you Stoner Pisces, this isn’t just a good tune to listen to this month, it’s your anthem.

Virgo March 2015

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As a stoner Virgo you are consistently breaking down barriers and stereotypes associated with the lifestyle of someone who consumes the sacred herb.  The battle for respect and legitimacy can be frustrating at times, but your fight is worth it. March may bring enemies to the gate of your mental house.  This harmful agent may be hiding in the weeds, and closer than you realize.  Negativity will surround your personal relationships like a cloud of skunk weed.  Be cautious and measured with your decisions and actions with close friends and loved ones in March.  Just because it feels like forces are against you, it doesn’t mean firm action is required. Chill out and relax, there is better use of your time in March.  Pouring yourself into work may be the best action to avoid the negative energies surrounding personal relationships.

As the tainted clouds fill your head with personal relationships, the comfy kushy clouds will form over your business dealings in March.  Stoner Virgo, March is the time to be diligent and take action in your business or at work.  Positive waves will crash at your door like a smooth reggae song with a productive beat.  The planets line up particularly well for the stoner Virgo with an entrepreneurial spirit.  March is a month where old projects and ideas will be fulfilled, and new ventures will be inspired and created.  If you are working for the man in the machine of society, don’t fret.  Advancement opportunities can be found in March for the stoner Virgo stuck in the machine.

Taurus March 2015

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Stoner Taurus, you are going to experience an overall sense of balance during the month of March.  Although you may find yourself coming to a few crossroads where it is necessary to make some definitive decisions on an issue.  Don’t ignore your intuition.  While the “right” choice might seem like it’s lost in a smoky haze, your soul will guide you down the right path.

When it comes to your personal relationships, you and your partner may find a long standing argument that has been dormant for too long start to bubble up again.  It is preparing to explode if it’s not dealt with.  It is time to finally try to resolve the issue and gain some clarity and peace of mind at last.  Now is not the time to act out of passion.  Think before you speak.  You’ll want to be aware of your emotions, but you must not let them take control of you.  If it starts to feel overwhelming, take a smoke break.  It’s like a medicated breathing exercise.  If you are alone, don’t think you’re off the hook.  Taurus, you are, and will always be, your own worst enemy.  You might start feeling old criticisms or issues about yourself resurfacing; rather than picking up an old fight with someone else work on these issues.  Recognize them and deal with them.  Like Bob Marley said, “none but ourselves can free our minds”.  Shed all that negativity you’ve been carrying around for so long.

The professional outlook for you, Stoner Taurus, all depends on the position you hold.  For the Average Joe, your career for this month looks like it’s some pretty smooth sailing.  Normal tiffs with co-workers may arise, but aside from that, feel free to kick back, relax, and enjoy.  The Taurus entrepreneur will unfortunately have to deal with more unpleasant situations and decision making.  Not only will you struggle to reach your competitors, but your partners and yourself will not be seeing eye to eye.  Just remember to stay calm, and your intelligence and confidence will be your key advantage in any situation.

Capricorn March 2015

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Life is confusing for everyone stoner Capricorn, it’s not just you.  March will bring complex times that could ruin your trip if you focus too hard on the details.  You are headed into a month where positive vibes will flow through you like a warm wind, but that doesn’t mean everything will go your way.  Maintain your head.  Don’t get paranoid.  Over thinking your relationships and conflicts in March could lead you down a negative spiral that will bring a chill to that warm wind you are meant to feel.

Stoner Capricorn artists and entrepreneurs should use March to get organized and blaze one up by yourself.  Working by yourself can be wonderful and fruitful, and it avoids any potential negative conflicts with others.  You have made it to this station in life based on your decisions, and you should feel confident in March to expand and build upon that base.

The potential conflict in March will come from your interaction with others.  They may not feel your vibe, and crush your groove.  Just when you think everyone is on board with the progressive thoughts of the sacred herb, you may run into the other side of the spectrum that wants to diminish you and your use of marijuana.  Do not fight with anger.  Protect yourself and your feelings with peace and understanding.

Aquarius February 2015

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Stoner Aquarius, this February you get to do it all.  You may have heard the saying “go big, or go home.”  This month you don’t have to choose—Go big AND go home.  With the Sun at your back and the wind in your hair you will notice a new level of energy and motivation that is uncommon, but very welcomed.  February is not about uncharted territories; instead, you will realize that the roadblocks that were keeping you feeling stuck can be knocked down and that boundaries are only there in our imagination.

You may surprise yourself this month Aquarius, when you notice that the job in front of you might be a little easier without a joint in the hand.  The plus side to putting a little less green in the bowl is that you’ll find a little more green in the wallet.  Focus these newly found finances on advancing your smoking quality as a reward for the solid work being accomplished.  Within this month’s theme of advancement, consider upgrading our smoking efficiency instead of just packing a bigger bowl.  It saves green all around and its healthiness may result in a new found clarity.

Feeling fresh and accomplished from all this optimization budding around, you’ll find yourself grooving through the second half of the month.  Your inner peace will extend beyond yourself.  Those around you will benefit from the coolness of your insight and your positive attitude will boost up the relationships of those around you.  In short, February will be a blazing win for you!

Aries February 2015

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On the whole, Aries, 2015 will feel like a cosmic trip on a indica cloud laden magic carpet ride.  Do your best to keep this in mind as you work your way through the next few months.  February in itself will be a bit of a challenge.

Fiery Aries this month you will feel as though with every puff you take the ashes will cloud your vision in the work place.  It will be the small mishaps that seem inconsequential that you need to look out for.  There is a deeper meaning behind them.  Your boss will be looking for end results.  You will have to push past the mayhem and prove you can do it.  Keep calm & vape on with some mood enlightening sativa and keep that pep in your step.  You’ll need it with the boggish disruptions that keep popping up and holding you back.  Do not fret, you will prevail, it will just be a tougher road than usual.

Your personal relationships this month are concentrating on your circle of friends. They need you and not just because you’re the only one who remembers to bring the Hookah to the party.  Sometime in the middle of the month you will have a situation arise that forces you to make a decision.  The right answer may not be the easiest.  If you are attached, stoner Aries, beware of any misunderstandings with your lover.  Do not leave them in the cold just because you are investing more time in your circle with friends.

 

Taurus February 2015

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Stoner Taurus, you should be able to puff, puff, pass right through this month with ease.  The planets are positioned in your favor with none of them having any real lasting effects on you while the sun casts down it’s positive influences.  However, there is a small chance that the Taurus could be affected by Chiron’s negative and destructive energies if you let your guard down.

Your professional life should stay pretty mellow during February.  Take this opportunity to be bold.  Don’t be afraid to venture off the beaten path.  The biggest risk is not taking any risk.  Play it smart and be sure to have a back up plan.  If you are currently working with, or for someone, try broadening your tasks and responsibilities.  Remember to keep that positive mind set.  Negativity breeds negativity.

While February probably won’t bring on any huge life altering events, you may be in for a surprising turn of events.  Each decision you make will ultimately play into the outcome of your future.  Do not put too much thought into this.  Simply listen to your heart and just do what feels right.  There may be an individual or situation that it would be in your best interest to separate yourself from.  Be in tune with your natural vibrations and the universe will let you know the right thing to do.  Try to spend some time alone.  Music and meditation will keep your chakras balanced, and the herb will keep your mindset right.  It is important, now more than ever, that you stay true to yourself.

Sagittarius February 2015

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Sagittarius, this month you’ll discover that going with the flow of the river will prove easier than swimming upstream.  Don’t see this as giving up.  Light one up, grab the inner tube and allow yourself to notice the things that have been around you the whole time.  Problems that have been weighing you down will seem smaller and more achievable as you see them from different perspectives.  Invoke the insight-producing qualities of your favorite sativa strain to help to come up with those creative solutions.

While you may be feeling a little funky as a result from all the newness settling in, remember that different doesn’t have to mean it’s bad.  Although you may not be able to see the final destination, remember that the river you’re on does eventually flow  into the sea.  This change of scenery can help to clear up that dazed-and-confused feeling that may be lingering at the edges of your mind.

When someone passes you a joint, don’t dwell on the fact that you’re more of a blunt person.  Remember that the caring comes from sharing, and that kindness comes in all kinds of wraps.  That feeling that you’ve been missing out on something begins to disappear when you stop dipping those toes and decide to dive in.  You’ll realize that everyone was right, jump on in, the water is nice.

Virgo February 2015

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Virgo stoner get ready, get set, GO!  If you’re ready, February will bring the kind of freedom you seldom enjoy.  Nothing will stop you from enjoying the productivity you crave as obstacles will fall to the side and your ambition, inspiration, and attention will lead the charge through the month.  The only warning this month will come from within.  Productivity is dependent on action and inspiration.  Without those two attributes, you could waste the blessed opportunity February holds.

Spark one up!  Stoner Virgo, the first half of February is crucial to develop your ideas and plans.  Stick to the strains that you feel are most in touch with your creative side in the first half of the month because honest reflection and analysis will be required to develop your plan for moving forward.  Bob Marley, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”

Don’t lose focus stoner Virgo.  The second half of the month will be the time to put your plan into action.  February is the perfect month to take the creative inspirations you have developed and implement them into reality.  The free flow of ideas and the action to implement them will feel fantastic as you have a tail wind at your back.

For stoner Virgos lucky in love, February will be fortunate as negative forces will be held at bay.  There is good and bad news regarding relationships in February.  The good news is there will be a significant event which could make a major impact on your life.  The bad news is that you can’t dwell on this significant event or try to impact it.  Embrace your mellow stoner side Virgo because you can’t control this potential event.  With negative energies at a minimum you will successfully navigate the major relationship event with confidence and decisiveness.  Just be you! 😉

Libra Feburary 2015

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Stoner Libra, the universe is on your side during the month of February.  But then again, when isn’t It?  While you sail smoothly along for yet another month, life may not be a jar of nugs for those around you.  Try to be sensitive to the problems of close friends and family.  Even if their issues may not seem important to you, it’ll be in your best interest to be there for them if they need you.  Remember, they are not asking you to solve their issues or cast judgement.  Just lend an ear, and if appropriate, bring some of that magic healing herb.

The Goddess of Love will have her influence in your personal relationships this month, bringing you many positive encounters that you could potentially stand to gain from.  Be ready.  A large scale event is coming your way:  Whether it’s a new love, a new baby, new business partner, or even a new smoke buddy, it will be something positive and maybe even life changing.

In the workplace, your actions will speak much louder than your words.  You may be receiving negative energies from colleagues or competitors, but don’t let that kill your good vibes.  Try to use these and past experiences as a learning tool.  Don’t lose sight of your goals.  Working hard and staying on track may open the door to new business opportunities.

Your health is really the only threat you’ll be facing this month.  If you’re unable to manage the stress that may come along with your career it will become problamatic.  Although balancing stress should be no problem for your mellow tempered self, it can occasionally creep up on you.  When you feel stress levels rising, grab your vape pen and hit the outdoors, even if it’s just for a quick walk.  Nature always brings out the best in you.

Pisces February 2015

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Stoner Pisces, this February you’ll knock it out of the park!  Your personal relationships will feel this hit of positivity exponentially.  Remember that you and all those you consider friends and family are playing for the same team.  Your excitement boosts the morale of those around you and everyone’s energy levels go up a notch.  This noticeable positivity flows over and personal relationship bonds are strengthened.

In the workplace you will dominate.  Not by putting others down, but by helping to lift them up.  This goes back to the old saying, “we get by with a little help from our friends” (maybe in the process, we can share a bowl or two).  This investment into others will build trust levels for all parties involved.  As each of you builds the others confidence your skills are sharpened and together you accomplish more than by yourself.  Even with this newly found team of support, don’t fret when things seem to pan out differently than planned.  This may just mean you have helped a member to accomplish one of his/her goals, but you both will get the point.

In personal relationships:  Your best bet is to invest only sincere feelings.  This may lead to a smoking partner becoming a best bud.  Make sure to meditate on the subject before making that stride.  However don’t linger too long in the smoke or you may end up second guessing your decision.  Trust your gut, but know your limits.  Once this balance is achieved the sky’s the limit, then it’s up to you to see how high you can go.

Cancer February 2015

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Stoner Cancer, here is your checklist of needed items this month:  Sativa, Hybrid & CBD.  Don’t leave home without them!  It seems in February there will be a whirlwind of directions that will be going on for the mysterious Cancer.  You will work hard, celebrate well and overcome obstacles if only you try.  Use your expanded perception to accept the positivity that will reign down on you all month.

In work think divide and conquer.  Take on one task at a time.  Consider CBD if relief is needed at work or lay the pipe down completely during working hours.  The beginning of the month will overwhelm you with piles of work to comb through.  If you do not procrastinate you will feel relief by mid month.  Whether you work for yourself or you you are working for someone else:  Do not take on extra responsibilities at this time.  This is the month to stay between the lines.  Show up on time for everything, do what is required, then go home.  Don’t you dare think about eating that medible before bed on a work night!

In your house of partnerships, break out the Bub, fill it with some love and share an incredible month with your partner.  Single or attached: Now is the time to ask for your hearts desire.   As long as your wish does not push the limits of your partner, it is as good as granted.  In your circle of friends it seems there will be a few hurdles for each of you to jump through.  Band together, meditate with a nice Hybrid and you will find the answers you seek.  It may be up to you dear Cancer to put this together.

Leo February 2015

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Stoner Leo, the sun will come out in February for you!  Smoke a fatty, burn a bowl, vaporize the grind, or consume the sacred herb however you like; because the stars have aligned for you in February, and no celestial bodies stand in your way of accomplishing what your heart desires.  Positive energy will flow through you in matters of heart and finances.  Don’t get couch lock and waste the month away inside your cave.

The only warning comes within your current personal relationships.  The energy and good vibes you feel in February shouldn’t be mistaken for a time to make aggressive action and seek conflict in personal relationships.  Sit back and enjoy the ride.  You will know when it is time to make a decision or lend a helping hand after analysis and thoughtful contemplation.

Entrepreneurial stoner Leos will need to apply the positive energy February brings to a new way of thinking about your business situation.  Embrace the creativity of the sacred herb. Someone might be able to help you that falls outside of the standard way you think about things.  Take equal time measuring risk and reward as you would when purchasing that green sack of goodness.  The decisions you make in February can make a large impact on your bottom line.

For the stoner Leo working the grind 5 days a week, the stars are hiding your true opportunities.  Promotional opportunity and increased responsibility may come your way in February, but you may not see the monetary advantage of taking on more work.  It’s a trap!  Don’t be the stereotypical movie stoner, and pass on more responsibility.  The financial reward will be hidden at first, but you will be rewarded for your action.

Gemini February 2015

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February will yield two very different paths for you, Stoner Gemini.  Venus and Jupiter will team up, and their negative influences will be quite apparent in your personal relationships.  Luckily, Mercury will have your back, providing assistance in your career successes.

With Jupiter and Venus working against you, you are likely to face a significant amount of problems, especially in the first ten day period.  If you’re still looking for that special someone, don’t expect to be struck with the love bug this month.  If you are currently in a relationship, you and your significant other may not be seeing eye to eye.  Now is NOT the time to push for resolution on pressing issues.  Sometimes you just have to breathe and let it be.  Meditating may prove to be an incredibly helpful tool for you during hard times.  If you are able to withstand the inevitable while maintaining your composure, you should be able to make it out of February barely scathed.  When you feel your emotions running high, do not act or make hasty decisions.  Keep calm, dab on, and remember that this too shall pass.

Keep your head up, Gemini.  Mercury will be able to bring some light to the darkness that is February.  Your planet ruler may be your only ally this month, bringing you a couple of positive opportunities.  Be ready to jump on them like a spider-monkey. You would be extremely foolish not to embrace these opportunities as they present themselves to you.   Although your opponents will be in full swing at this time, pay no mind to them.  Their efforts will be shattered faster than a cheap import pipe. Concentrate on yourself.  Your career can thrive if you are able to channel your energies into your work.

Scorpio February 2015

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Stoner Scorpio, this year will be well balanced with it’s ups and downs.  It seems nothing in the realm of negativity will come to pass if you stay sharp.  Have the confidence to push forward and enjoy all that 2015 has to offer.  If you are not already growing your own stash, consider it this year.  It will prove to be a great relaxation outlet for you during some of the less favorable times.  (Not to mention a great way to celebrate the beauty of the good times!)

While you will be feeling the positive effects of the universe this month Scorpio, remember to puff, puff, pass along the waves of positive energy to all as it will help you overcome obstacles of your own.  It seems that the most important obstacles you will face this month are in your personal relationships.  Roll up the stimulating Sativa when hanging with your friends or lover, as you need to be mentally alert, not couch locked and dreamy.  Everything you say is important.  It’s how you say it that counts.  If you have a slip of the tongue it may not show its immediate effect.  Be forewarned that this will be damaging to a long term relationship of a friend or lover. Make sure that in every personal situation you are able to look at things from their perspective.  Your lover will be especially thankful if you do this before asking anything of them.  If you are comfortable they will be as well.

In business and money it is your time to shine!  In work you will notice a considerable amount of profits coming in with little extra efforts on your part.  As for any obstacles that appear, remember to prioritize them while keeping your eye on your main goal.  This is the month to move all the small mistakes/tasks/potential problems out of your line of vision by completing them and moving on.  It is optimal to listen to your colleagues this month as the advice they are spouting deserves your attention.  In no way should you lie to your partners or management.  Remember the latter when someone offers you something that is hard to refuse.  Don’t allow the good vibes of that smoke session cloud your vision!

Capricorn February 2015

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Stoner Capricorn you must be ready for February.  Negative forces will be strong in February, but not destructive.  Keep your head out of the clouds and grounded on your day-to-day activities and relationships.  Without your focused attention, the negative forces of February could give you a bad trip.  The sacred herb can keep you calm and steady as you navigate your way through February, but avoid the complacency of heavier indica strains.
The negative forces battling against the stoner Capricorn in February will affect both relationships and finances.  This factor presents you with the duality of needing a calm and steady mood for your feelings, and the need for attentive care with your money.  You can do it stoner Capricorn!  February is a month to avoid jumping into anything adventurous or make any permanent decisions regarding your financial plan.  This is the month to hold on to what you have, and protect your investments.
Stoner Capricorns with a life partner should look to lean on them for support and understanding.  Negativity affecting your mood can easily be turned into a wonderful moment by paying attention and allowing your partner to take the lead. Spark one up with your lover and enjoy their company.
For those stoner Capricorns flying solo in the universe, you must be guarded with your emotions like your money in February.  Do not put yourself in couch lock mode and hide away from the world.  You must battle this negativity with action.  This is a great month to engage your friends and seek outdoor activities.  Grab your favorite papers and go for a hike.  The enemy in February is not at your door, it is within you, and you have the power to overcome.

Libra January 2015

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It is important that you stay motivated and focused during the month of January, Stoner Libra.  Possible stress or conflict may have you feeling slightly out of your element for the first half of the month, but don’t worry about a thing.  If you start to feel overwhelmed, take a short break and let the herb free your mind.  This will help you maintain your desired inner-balance and allow you to make more clear-headed decisions.

Stoner Libra, now is the time to focus on your career.  January will bring many opportunities that will be highly in your favor if you aren’t too stoned to miss them.  Keep your eyes on the bigger picture and really evaluate all possible outcomes before making any big decisions.  You’re likely to have increased cash flow this month and, while you must be careful not to overindulge, feel free to treat yourself to that over-sized blunt wrap at the end of the week.

You’ve earned it!Now is also a great time to strengthen old friendships, as well as create new ones.  Libra, you are known for your charm and charisma but you are at the top of your social game in January. Your optimism and good humor are contagious, making others feel drawn to you.  (Or maybe it’s the sweet smell coming from the baggy in your pocket attracting them. Who knows?)

Pisces January 2015

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It’s time to get down to business Pisces.  What do you want to create?  Where do you want to go?  Normally, you are more than happy to take on the role of passenger, but with the fresh start of the new year, it’s time to take the wheel for yourself.  But, there’s no need to be reckless (and driving under the influence is never a good idea).  Pick a destination and light up that fatty when you arrive.  Embrace that inner explorer that is saying, “let’s do this.”  Don’t worry if you have to stop to ask for a few directions or consult a map, but remember that where you are headed is ultimately up to you.  This month, seek out some Sativa dominant strains, maybe a nice 80/20 mix.  Its expansive and contemplative qualities will help you to soak in all the newness you find, especially within yourself.

Usually, Pisces, you find yourself floating toward others — especially that potential significant other.  But try starting this year focused on yourself.  Plant the seed of something beautiful on your own.  When it is blossoming later this year, you’ll be set to share its beauty with whomever you decide.  Instead of asking others what they’re smoking on, spend some time figuring out what your favorite strains are.  So when the time comes, you’ll be ready to pack that perfect bowl for two.

In January you will find yourself with extra energy and the desire to maintain that momentum.  Don’t drag down your focus needlessly.  Work tough—then smoke even tougher.  Keeping work and relaxation separate will allow you to set goals, and even remember to write them down.  Once the blueprints are jotted down, you’ll be ready to build something that will last long into your future.

Scorpio January 2015

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Scorpio this month is the month to show the world what you are made of.  It’s advisable to keep a clear head.  You’re going to need all pistons firing so steer clear of Indica and delve into the Sativa for a change of pace. You may possibly need to lay down the pipe all together this month as you will be faced with opposition that you must face on your own.  Those decisions of your past will play a big part in the outcome of this and all obstacles you face this January.  If you stay focused all should turn out even keel and leave you with a more solid sense of direction.

January will bring a mixed bag of interpersonal relationship highs and lows.  Drama in your love life will set you off kilter if you do not approach it with care.  You must be on-point, not just in your dealings with matters of the heart, also with those you communicate with regularly.  Absolutely watch your back in the second part of the month.  Those green eyed monsters are just lurking around waiting for the right moment to grab your stash and point the blame.  In both your work and finance be prepared to take on the responsibilities of everyone around you.  You must learn to delegate properly as you will be responsible for the whole of things.  Do not bite off more butter laden medibles than you can chew.  Strong and thoughtful decision making will help you pull ahead.

All in all, surround yourself with positive friends, family and those who adore your softer side towards the end of the month.  They will inspire you to tackle each challenge head on and remind you that there are no problems only situations.

Taurus January 2015

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Stoner Taurus, you will find yourself embarking on new adventures in January.  It’s time to find your way out of the stale smoke and into a place where you can blossom like a beautiful crop in flower.

This month the green will be limited funding on both ends of the spectrum.  As a wise man once said, “no cash flow, no grass smoke”.  The old one hitter will be your best ally. Use your resources sparingly, and the later half of the month will be much nicer on your wallet.

Pressures from family and close friends could challenge your positive state of mind.  When you find yourself faced with negative energies, grab your best sativa and burn one down to help you get back on track.  Don’t let yourself be affected.  You will bounce back from the setbacks with more momentum.

Your intuition will have a strong pull on you this month.  Now is the time to be more daring in social and business settings.  Being modest will get you nowhere, Stoner Taurus, and this will apply to you more than ever in January.  Take a dab and let go of any expectations or rigid values, thus finding surprising solutions that you’ve never thought of before.

Gemini January 2015

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Stoner Gemini, January will be a positive and productive month for you.  You will carry over the trend of 2014, and continue to keep your career as your main focus.  At times, it may feel like daily tasks and responsibilities hinder your efforts at success.  Just keep the positive vibes flowing, and keep at it.  Try to abstain from medicating until you’ve finished all of your tasks for the day.  Using it as a reward will keep you motivated.  By achieving your professional goals, you will notice things just start to fall into place.

However, you may experience a few surprising and potentially unpleasant situations.  Don’t be quick to place blame or make rash decisions.  Be empathetic and try to see the issue from all perspectives.  It may shed a whole new light on the problem at hand.  If resolutions can’t be made, you’ll just have to take the HIGHer road and cut ties.

In January you will rise to new levels of self-worth and self-respect.  Take a look at your life and think of ways you want to improve your overall happiness:  Start a new hobby, take a college course for your own enjoyment, start eating a healthier diet.  Be sure to keep a list of your goals and ideas to help yourself stay on the right path, because let’s face it, your short term memory isn’t all that great.

Whatever you do, don’t let yourself be a complete hermit all month. You are a social butterfly at heart, and by mid January, when your stresses start to lessen, you’ll start to feel that familiar itch for excitement and adventure start to creep in, so roll a couple J’s and check out a local band or take a hike.

Leo January 2015

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Stoner Leo, this is the month for you!  You must be prepared.  January is the beginning of major changes for you.  Your third eye will guide you in this transition.  Positive feelings will pour from your being as all negativity is blocked out in January.
Don’t be complacent in January Leo.  Smoking sessions could lead to new ideas and directions you have never contemplated before.  Be sure to keep a pad and pen with you at all times in January because the ideas and inspirations could lead you through the first half of 2015.

January will not bring a gold rush of money.  The positive feelings will impact your life more than your pocket book.  The puff puff positive vibes coming in January will help you gain the confidence to make important decisions about work and relationships.  Are you happy at your job?  Does your current occupation fulfill your stonerific lifestyle?  You have the power in January to make changes or seek advancement with your career.  Have you been passing the joint with too many significant others?  The second half of January will bring to light the true smoking partner you desire.  Listening and understanding will be the key to keeping your highs rolling.

Capricorn January 2015

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January brings an interesting month for the Capricorn stoner.  Luck and patience are the keys to January for you.  Make sure you have a nice Indica strain available this month.  Because despite the great feelings of empowerment and positivity that will come in January, contemplation and patience will be the key to unwinding obstacles that have blocked you previously.

Leave the pipe at home this month when you go to work.  Your skill in the workplace will shine through in January.  Others around you will make mistakes, but your attention to detail will help you rise above them.  You may have to be hard on your coworkers for costly errors; stoner stereotypes will hinder your authority if you allow them to creep in at work.

People surrounding you in your personal life will try to give power to the paranoia of your high.  Do not let them deter you.  Trust yourself and the decisions you have made.  This obstacle may affect the luck that is on your side in January.  Stoner, you cannot focus on what luck may bring to your life.  You have to be contemplative and patient.  This will allow the positivity January brings to be your benefit.

This is a great month to chill out and give your life deep thoughts.  Listen to Bob Marley and allow the herb to reveal yourself to you.

Sagittarius January 2015

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How do we say this Sagittarius?  January, and the new year it brings, is your time of “I’ve totally got this!”.  For your next hike, why not go for that bigger trail?  Could it be time to trade in that hill for a mountain and reach new highs (or is it heights)?  This month, it could be both.  The sight from the top might be a little unsettling at first.  Don’t let your fear of heights deter you from enjoying the view while you are up on top!
That road trip that you want to take in the summer, start planning for it now.  If you’ve never tried an edible, it’s time to try baking your own.  Have you always wanted to learn how to roll?  Ask your friend who is the designated roller if they would show you how it’s done.  In no time you’ll be rolling like a pro.  The point here is, Sagittarius, that this January you are able to line them up, and smoke them down.
You might feel a little uneasy in all this new territory. Have no worries,  you’ll quickly be reminded of all the excitement that comes with meeting new people and exploring new places.  And don’t worry much about having someone there to pass the pipe to.  You’re starting this year focused on the adventures you’re setting out on, regardless of whether anybody will be watching or not.

Virgo January 2015

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Stoner Virgo, January comes with a battle you can win.  Forces are moving against each other with amazing possibilities of confidence and understanding in front of a backdrop of negative energy pushing against you.  January will feel like riding the roller coaster of a powerful edible.  But you’ve got this pot brownie under control, you are in charge in January.  Take a firm grip, and understand the roller-coaster is part of the journey.

For stoners with an entrepreneurial spirit January brings a powerful month where actions can have powerful effects. All hope is not lost for corporate warriors stuck in the machine.  If you put forth your best effort, January will bring advancement and promotion in the workplace.  January is the time to take risks and be confident in yourself.  Avoid the paranoia and couch lock of the Indica strain and feel the impact and empowerment of the Sativa.

Oh stoner you are no dummy in January, the month brings power not just in the workplace but among your personal relationships.  Lives of friends and family will flow in harmony as if you are coordinating their impact in your life.  No one is going to anoint you grand Kush master this month, you must seize the opportunities and make your own decisions to accelerate the positive energies January holds.

Aquarius January 2015

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Aquarius, you are very aware of one the most primal stoner protocols — if there is Green in the mix then the rules are as follows:  puff…puff…pass!  Although you are not one to pass the offer to share a bowl, you will find that being more selective with who you’re tokin’ up with will give you more chance to grow specific relationships, particularly that special smoke buddy.  This doesn’t mean you have to give up smoking circles. But, as the circle shrinks to a square, then a triangle, you will eventually come to the realization that the closest distance between two points is a straight line.  Once there are fewer distractions in the way, you will discover yourself ready for a new kind of relationship, even if it’s just the next level with your current love affair.
Remember, Aquarius, that there are worse things to have to admit than to say, “I don’t know.”  Due to your vast canvas of contacts, you are surrounded by endless knowledge and advice.  Don’t be afraid ask for help.  If a person’s garden gets bugs, wouldn’t they be much better off asking a more seasoned grower if they know any tips or tricks?  Instead of wasting time trying to pick off your problems one by one, it’s much better to work with a partner to figure out a solution that tackles the whole problem.  When this lesson is realized, even a stoner’s biggest problems will be up in smoke.

Cancer January 2015

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This will be an interesting start to your new year Cancer.  This month you will find yourself biting your tongue, restraining your feelings and have a bridge or two to cross.  Break out your thickest skin and keep the Pocket Bub full of a nice Sativa.  Depending on your life course, you will be faced with a decision or two that will most definitely lay down the pathway of your year.  You will not be ambivalent about this decision, rather, you will have to stand up and own the decisions you make this month.  Be sure make them with solid facts and on solid ground.

Steer clear of all medibles when it comes to Finance and the Workplace.  Who wants to be couch locked when the cosmos are clear for you to move forward with those plans you’ve left on the back burner.  Whether its a new business venture or a promotion you’re looking for, you’ll want to play it cool because everything you need is in order.  In the workplace upper management will be paying attention.  Don’t get paranoid!  They are seeing your natural charisma, leadership and your ability to follow through as a means of possible advancement.

In the evenings this month you’ll want select a hybrid in a peace pipe to keep your mind open, uplifted and your spirits high.  If you are in a relationship, know that bullying any idea will ensure trouble. Your partner may not be picking up what you’re laying down at this time.  Instead hit that peace pipe and remember you can talk about this next month.  If you’re single do not loose your temper with your overbearing relatives.  It will get you no where.  Everyone needs to be themselves this month, even you.  Don’t forget your pipe or your water sign superpowers to get along with everyone this month.

Aries January 2015

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The month of January will be a tough month for you Aries.  Just because you’re fiery, don’t blaze away all month and think you’ll make good tracks.  Beware of the negative energies working through you this month as you will not want to spoil the kushy emotional highs it has in store for you.

It may seem you want a vacation after all the holiday fuss.  Don’t pack those bags for Jamaica just yet.  As the Bob Marley song “Rat Race” says:  “you’ll feel the working mans woes” this January.  If you own your own business the mice will play when the cat is away!  Stay focused, check and recheck all details of your work to avoid any mishaps.  For those literally in the rat race of working for the man: Keep your head down and stay busy. It is not the month for attracting attention from management. In other words leave that dug out at home.

On a brighter side, all those hard hours of work will be smoothed over in the realm of your personal life.  All Rams will be a bit more charming this month.  So pack up your favorite piece and enjoy a little Indica and get cozy. Your romance should be on fire towards the end of the month.  Single? You’ve got the power of influence and charm working for you this month.  It’s time to go after that burning relationship you have been wanting.

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