Stoner Virgo let’s take time to remember last August. I had to deliver the unfortunate news that Mercury was in retrograde and you were in for a tough month of communication breakdown. So now I am here to tell you this August will be fairly bland and uneventful. Whoopy if you compare the two periods! Spark a bowl in celebration you made it through August of 2017, and here’s to August of 2018 … a period that can’t be as bad as last year.
Speaking of the past: Now that you have commemorated last August, bury it. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. The species or strain does not matter. The theme of this medicated meditative smoke session is forgiveness and presence. Forgiveness is a powerful healing tool. Not just forgiveness for others, but forgiveness for yourself stoner Virgo. Too often images, incidents, conversations, or mistakes haunt our present even though they will always remain in the past. Once you forgive, you may live.
The stagnation of August can be a great asset for a stoner Virgo with an entrepreneurial spirit. It’s time to start your cannabusiness! The green rush is happening all around us. Whether it be in politics, content creation, manufacturing, or marketing, your passion project is only a step away. Smoke a bowl of courage stoner Virgo and take that first step.
The limited celestial support this month pushes toward an altruistic endeavor. Cannabis companions and family need your analytical process stoner Virgo. August is a great time to point your passionate energy toward the betterment of your smoke circle. Helping your loved ones could be the most fulfilling thing you do with this stagnant time period.
For the more adventurous stoner Virgo, August 25-27th is shroomfest. Taking a trip with the magic mushroom can help you see yourself within a wider dynamic. Not just within your family or society, but within the universe.
Know thyself stoner Virgo. July presents an interesting challenge. Cosmic winds will be swirling in an unpredictable manner. Internal conflicts must be addressed to receive blessings from the universe. Pitfalls and traps lie in wait, but not from external sources.
Many Virgos find unsettling paranoia from some smoke sessions. In the second summer month it will be imperative to select sacred strains that will combat the potential for a spiral of maniacal internal dialogues. Strawberry Cough and Harlequin are two strains said to counter the potential paranoid effects of the sacred herb. Strains high in CBD and low in THC may also assist you in your meditative travels.
If you are the type of stoner Virgo that is subject to the possibility of insecure paranoid moments, then avoid smoke sessions in public where insecure paranoia may rule your high. Take time to take a solo voyage. Meditate with the sacred herb to see yourself from high above. Understand insecurities are a product from within. You do have control. Confidence and self love must rule. Forgive others, but forgive yourself stoner Virgo.
There is a lot of cosmic support from your fellow terrestrial astronauts in July. You have a wonderful smoke circle of cannabis companions. Allow yourself to place full trust in those closest to you. Virgos in a domestic partnership need to seek inclusiveness within a passion project. Cosmic support is strong for project bonding. Find something you can throw yourself into, and that your family unit can enjoy together. For single stoner Virgos, this period may be less dynamic. It is a great time to focus on yourself. Be adventurous! Get out and explore the world, culture, and your inner self. You may find answers that will assist you in your cosmic adventure.
With caution, care, and preparedness, the second summer month promises to produce a bountiful harvest of growth and progress. Believe in yourself stoner Virgo. Remember, they aren’t all out to get you!
Stoner Virgo June presents a familiar challenge. Although the old adage “Let it Be,” can sound easy enough, it may require an active effort on your part this month to fight the urge to try to solve everyone else’s problems. Some things are simply out of your control, and your efforts will be better spent getting your own to-dos checked off before offering assistance with OPP (other people’s problems). While you might feel like you have just the cure for a cannabis companion’s blues, the best help you can offer is to allow them the opportunity to experience their own growing pains.
Whether it is for your own relief, or you decide to invite your fellow canna-companions to partake, there will be great benefit in taking time for some stress relieving tokes. Spark one up and slow things down. You are certain to benefit from making time for medicated introspection with the sacred herb. With each spark of the sensimilla you can expect to acquire new perspective and to discover more opportunities to reach greater heights.
When it comes to the realm of work, you are entering a period of straight fire, Stoner Virgo. While you are certain to experience a noticeable surge of energy, it will be important to make sure your actions are deliberate. Do not jump at every prospect that arises. Be thoughtful in your plans of action and be sure proper planning is in place. It is better to move at a deliberate pace than to burn out too quickly. While you might want to get things done as quickly as possible, remember you will spend even more time on a project if you have to go back and correct mistakes. This could be avoided if you are more attentive in your first attempt. The cosmos has blessed you with a keen eye for the details. Sometimes the sacred herb may offer you inspiration, yet other times it can help you slow your roll allowing you the time to get it right the first time.
The most crucial facet you should avoid approaching hastily is the sphere of family. As long as you focus your attentions inward first, Stoner Virgo, you will foster a positive aura which will benefit all of those around you. It will be important you keep the peace pipe and fresh herb at the ready. This is not to say you should expect many conflicts to arise, but rather you will be ready to clear the air if they should. Sometimes the best advice for facing a hectic schedule is to hurry up and relax.
Stoner Virgo, you may think the universe is conspiring against you, but realistically you will feel everything more deeply this month. But, this is not necessarily a bad thing as these magnifications will be just as noticeable with positive emotions. Following your heart will be the precise recipe required to overcome any and all obstacles you encounter. While you are attempting to correct the seemingly unfortunate injustices the stars have concocted for you, it will be crucial for you not to neglect those nearest you. You may find yourself having a greater affinity towards the Sativa dominant varieties this month, Stoner Virgo. This can be helpful in getting the creative juices flowing as you work to strike a balance between your personal goals and the needs of those around you.
When the smoke is getting too thick, all you have to do is wait for it to clear. You have already clearly established your goals. As once famously said, just do it! With so many hours of sunshine during the summer months, you’ll have even more time to hustle. This will be an ideal time to turn your hobbies into a passion that pays, capitalize on your talents stoner Virgo.
Those nearest you will notice your genuine drive towards accomplishing great goals. You will be able to manage noticeable achievements and noteworthy smoking sessions, as long as you remember there is a time and a place for each. Be forewarned, Stoner Virgo, it is likely you will encounter some friction in the workplace. However, you will be able to accomplish more if you are able to set aside those differences. Invest your energy in projects, don’t waste it on unnecessary squabbling. Breathe, inhale, and let it be.
Stoner Virgo, this month you need to stay connected with your smoke circle. This is not to say you need to toke one down with everyone you encounter. Rather, those who you consider your closest bud loving buddies should be your main focus. While you should stay busy, you will benefit by taking time to stop and smell the kind flower. Although you have a long list of tasks to accomplish, you will never regret investing time with those who mean most.
No one’s saying you should be a homebody this month, Stoner Virgo, but you will benefit from focusing the majority of your attentions to your home-life. In the hustle and bustle of the daily grind it can be easy to neglect particular facets of our many responsibilities. Especially this month, it is important you do not let it be your interpersonal relationships which are sacrificed for the sake of personal success. This will require you to take the time to meditate on future tasks and how they affect not only you, but those nearest to you. However, this does not mean you should be over cautious. Rather, be contemplative and decisive in your efforts. That way everyone will benefit from your strategic actions.
While it is not advised to mix work and herbal recreation, meditative smoke sessions may be helpful to contemplate more challenging problems in the workplace. Although it will be particularly important to maintain a clear head at work, medicated meditative smoke sessions will be useful to figure out your next business move. Your greatest asset this April will be time, Stoner Virgo. Our sweet Sativas will help to foster the creative environment needed to gain a more objective perspective and enable you to assess problems with a keen eye. Once you have analyzed each obstacle, act!
Stoner Virgo, a well tended garden will thrive and produce a bountiful crop. The same is true for our nearest relationships. There is no need for grand gestures or over-the-top displays of affection, but everyone appreciates their soil tilled now and again. Even the smallest ‘just because’ gift can brighten the day of your closest partners in chronic. Presents are great, but even more appreciated will be your presence Stoner Virgo. With sincere effort, you will be able to strike a perfect balance; taking care of yourself while giving yourself fully.
Stoner Virgo, we are aware of the old adage: sharing is caring. It will be important to remember this phrase in March. This does not only apply to celebrating the good times, as you are likely to be called upon to help lift those nearest to you in their time of need. The good news is you have plenty of resources at your disposal this month! You are more than capable of accomplishing all you set out to achieve, and will still have enough in the gas tank to make sure those in your smoke circle make it across the finish line with you.
While the best advice you can follow is to simply “go with the flow,” it doesn’t mean you will not be required to put in long hours and work hard. As long as you take the time to look ahead, there should be few troubles you cannot easily avoid. Think on it, toke on it, and then get down to business. Sometimes cannabis can cause us to have our head in the clouds. In your case, it will be the uplifting motivator taking you to ever higher levels of achievement.
Your role as a leader will be apparent during this period. Whether you are in a management position or entry level, your coworkers will seek out and value your opinions. In order to get things done and to keep the crew moving forward, you will need to be assertive. However, you will also need to be equally attentive, so nobody falls behind the rest of the group. Your enthusiasm and optimism will be tangible, Stoner Virgo, and will surely make a positive impact on all who cross your path. If you feel yourself losing steam, take the time to rest and recharge your cosmic batteries. A little R&R, rest and recreational cannabis, may be precisely the herbal remedy you need to get back to the grind.
Although there are no foreseeable problems you will encounter in your homelife, be sure you do not neglect these obligations either. The bulk of your success will manifest in personal growth and accomplishments at work. But, you still need to spread the love at home. If you do experience any troubles with loved ones, double check to make sure these moments are not self-inflicted. More likely, one or both involved misheard or misunderstood which is easily remedied, just listen again. The peace pipe can do exactly what it says by allowing everyone to get on the same level and share common ground. Only then will you be able to follow the wise words of Bob Marley and “love the life you live and live the life you love.”
Stoner Virgo, this month will be all about the long game and a slow roll. This does not mean you should settle in on the couch or try to avoid tasks on your to-do list. To the contrary, you want to make sure you are moving forward at a deliberate and determined manner, otherwise you risk wasting what is expected to be a time of great positivity and good fortune. February will be time to take chances and pursue new endeavors that you may have been putting on hold. But, fear not, Stoner Virgo, the stars have your back and are there to guide you when you are most in need. Indicas are the recommended variety of choice this month—what you need most now is a grounding influence, one which will help you to maintain a positive equilibrium.
With regards to the workplace, Stoner Virgo, it will be important to double check everything, but do your best to avoid second guessing yourself. As long as you give due diligence in the planning phase, you will be able to identify and subsequently avoid unnecessary setbacks. While you are sure to meet new faces, some of whom could become friends and allies, it is recommended you keep your most inner circle small. It is nice to have a helping hand or second opinion, but sometimes you just need to have the space to clear your head and make your own decisions. So, be strategic with any help you solicit; it is crucial everyone involved in a project is working toward the same goal, otherwise useful energies will be wasted. When it is time to set down the work and pick up the pipe, it would be wise to do so alone. Use these moments to meditate, reflect on accomplishments and prepare yourself for future successes.
You can expect your interpersonal relationships to experience a time of great prosperity. Whether you are a single Virgo, or have a special cannabis companion, you will be a source of tangible positivity to all who are fortunate enough to know you. As mentioned before, stick with strains that help you maintain your groove. It is advised you avoid sativas during this time. While it is important to dream, you want to keep your mind from wandering. You will make the most of the peaceful phase permeating your home if you are able to stay focused on all you are blessed with. So, when the opportunity arrives, grab your peace pipe, grab your partner and pack a fresh bowl of good vibes.
Stoner Virgo you powerful, beautiful creature, the beginning of 2018 promises to be a magical time. The only requirement to receiving the positive cosmic vibes will be trust and confidence in yourself. Combust the sacred herb and meditate on your internal abilities. Your analytical nature helps you understand and know things not easily available to others. This stoner sixth sense is the intuition you were blessed with stoner Virgo. Dare I say your psychic abilities! This skill, blessing, or natural trait will guide you down the freeway of life in January.
Trust in yourself and your intuition will play a large role in both your business and personal spheres this month. Take time out with the sacred herb when you have moments of alone time. In that deep reflective meditative state with the sacred herb, listen to your inner voice and heed its guidance. Meditative smoke sessions like this will guide you through self reflection on the way to self improvement. This internal work will not only help you trust your own intuition, but assist you in being the leader your cannabis companions need. January will require self reliance. Any projects or tasks will be accomplished in a more timely manner if you go at it alone. However, there will be buds in your smoke circle that need your advice and counsel to help them reach their goals. Trust yourself and trust your instincts stoner Virgo.
Warning, objects are closer than they appear. Double check your blind spot stoner Virgo. When dealing with a mass of information, an important detail can slip by or catch you by surprise like a merging truck on the freeway. Be safe stoner Virgo and double check your blind spot on the road and with legal minutia. Use your analytical nature and intuition to check all the facts and don’t let those important details sideswipe you.
Stoner Virgo December will be like a warm dank Indica strain. The smell of this sweet sacred cannabis bud will put you into a trance. I’d like to think of you as a triple threat in December. The sacred herb can be consumed in so many ways. Maybe this is the month to venture out and try them all. Whether you vape, eat, or smoke the sacred herb, December will be a month to stay medicated.
Home may be the best place for you this month. Mercury is in retrograde again my dear stoner Virgo. And although this does not fall in your sign this time, it may still affect communications adversely. Taking a home bound strategy into this month may help counteract universal communication complications. Of course remember stoner Virgo, even with a home bound strategy you must still navigate communications with close cannabis companions and loved ones. I have a meditative exercise for you this month. It’s important to understand not just who you are, but also how others perceive you. Take time with the sacred herb to contemplate this aspect of self analysis stoner Virgo. You may see yourself as contemplative and logical in debate and problem solving, but others may only see the intensity of your delivery instead of your words.
December retrograde should be more manageable than the August time period; especially with a solid plan to combat the cosmic communicative interference. Working on your home and or your personal space will draw out creative forces from within. Executing projects in your home life will feed your sense of accomplishment. Improving your personal sphere will set you up for a more stable and fulfilling home life in future time periods. The most important aspects to this home bound strategy for December will be patience and comfort. You will find your projects fulfilling, but you must not manage yourself like a million dollar project. Allow your creative side to take over and lead the way at home.
Stoner Virgo be prepared to stay hydrated in November because your thirst for knowledge will be undeniable. The current planetary alignment will reward intellectual curiosity. Fly like a Jefferson Airplane, “Feed your head, feed your head.” Whether at work or in a personal passion, reward yourself by accepting this gift from the heavens. This passion for knowledge will expand opportunities professionally and personally.
Inhale, breathe, and let it be stoner Virgo. Gifts from the cosmos can also turn into burdens falling from the sky. This thirst for knowledge and to solve curious puzzles could spill into aspects of your personality you regularly struggle with. The analytical and logical nature of the stoner Virgo can lead to paralysis by analysis. During this intellectually curious period you will be more likely to overanalyze trivial puzzles of no consequence. Thus, this blessing from the cosmos could turn into frustrating nit picking without the right attention and focus. Take time to step back and meditate with the sacred herb. Find understanding on what is really important and what genuinely will feed your passion. In moments of analytical frustration, fly high with the sacred herb. A 10,000 foot view will allow you to avoid getting stuck analyzing the weeds.
November may be a quiet month on the romantic front due to your studious work on personal interests. However, this intellectual pursuit will take you to new smoke circles in your physical and digital community. Diving into new communities will provide the human spark you may be avoiding or lacking in the bedroom. Be sure to listen and hear your newfound acquaintances. Listening isn’t waiting for your turn to speak stoner Virgo. Smoke circle expansion will be up to you. Be bold. Requesting and sharing contact information could turn a great conversation into a new cannabis companion.