Stoner Taurus, patience will be your saving grace this month. If you are not careful, September has the potential to bring many situations that will be stickier than freshly heated resin. Arguments with your friends or colleagues is more probable than you’d like to think. Don’t sweat the small stuff; it’s inevitable. Inhale green goodness, exhale brown bull.
Trying to fly under the radar will be in your best interest this month. Do your best to not to overstep any boundaries or give your unsolicited input on a topic. Yes, we all know your highly opinionated, and (odds are) you’re probably right, but bite your tongue and keep it to yourself for now or you’ll have no smoking buddies left by the end of the month. Remember: Patience is key. If you can silently watch from the sidelines, and focus on yourself, you’ll gradually start to see things smooth over by the end of the month.
It is likely that you’ll be feeling conflicted or confused about some major issues. Know that it’s not the ganja clouding your mind. Just keep on that righteous path you’ve been on for the last few months. You are very intuitive, even if it doesn’t feel like it sometimes. Although you’ll be laying low, you can still help to raise your vibration. It has to start from the inside out. Love and acceptance conquers all. Now is a good time for inner reflection and it would be wise to escape the social beckonings of others at this time. Grab your sacred herb and your favorite traveling pipe, and head for the hills. Nothing is more satisfying to the soul than connecting with nature, and what better way to say goodbye to Summer?
The month of August will be an overall peaceful month for you, Stoner Taurus. You have an overwhelming support team keeping you out of harm’s way and deflecting any negative energies right now. Although you will feel an overall sense of contentment, this month will have your energy levels cashed out.
With such low energy levels, don’t set your sights in the sky. Try to be more realistic. Take this time to perfect your work and cementing the accomplishments that you’ve already made. With the creativity boost of a great sativa, you might come up with a more productive process for a current task. Try to take it easy with the smoke therapy; even sativa can have a way of knocking you down, making you even more sluggish than before when smoked in excess. Let’s not be hot boxing any offices now 😉
While the planets are protecting you this month, have no doubt that your lover, now more than ever, is your rock, your savior, your serenity. You will spend a lot of time basking in each other’s glow and love for the other. The best part is that it will not have to be forced. There’s nowhere you’d rather be during this time. It might be a good time for the two of you to escape the rest of the world and just relax. The connection between the two of you is so strong right now, you won’t need Maryjane to get high!
Stoner Taurus, July will be an overall positive life stage for you, especially in the way of finances which should be a nice change of pace for you! Your only real issues this month will stem from your ability to keep your emotions in check. My advice is to keep your smoking habits a little on the lighter side this month. Thus making it less likely to get caught up in a negative downward spiral that could come if you hyper-focus on any negative feelings for too long. A nice Indica will provide you with the relaxing sensations you seek, without all the foggy brain.
You will be presented with many new opportunities for financial gain if you are paying close enough attention. They will more than likely come outside of your day job, and could open the door for a new career path if you are able think outside of the box. Identify your personal strengths, and choose the opportunity that you think will best suit you. If you puff, puff, pass on one opportunity, don’t worry, the right one will reveal itself in good time. Have confidence in yourself and your decisions. Only you can know what suits you best.
In the way of personal relationships, July will be a relatively pleasant time for you my stoner Bull. It will seem that you and your lover are in perfect harmony with one another. Don’t let this time go to waste! Try to plan a vacation together or a series of mini dates, even if it’s a couch-locked cuddle session while binge watching Netflix. The one on one time will definitely be appreciated. However, there may be someone else in your life that is causing you stress. Stoner Taurus, whether you like to admit it or not, you have a tendency to be quite stubborn in your ways. Take a step back, LISTEN, and think before you speak. You are not always right. On the other hand, if you can approach the situation in a calm and mature manner (keeping all high strung emotions at bay): You will be able to tell if the issue can be resolved or if this person is doing more harm than good in your life. Ultimately this will help you to feel good about the outcome however it may work out.
June will be a month of powerful positive influences for my Stoner Taurus. You will receive very positive energies that will aid you in the many life-defining moments. These moments that you will encounter may be specifically directed to you or they may very well be in your quest to help others. I suggest keeping your dug out with you at all times this month filled with a nice hybrid. You will seek the many moments to have a nice quiet meditation all on your own.
Your career will not be at a standstill this month. Duly note that by the end of the month, everything around you will change. These changes will continue at a gradually increasing rate as time progresses. It is best that you prepare yourself now, so that you can take all these changes with grace. This does not mean that the Bull will not be presented with career opportunities at this time; rather, there will be many difficult obstacles that stand in your way. Take a side line position and be as objective as possible. Avoid making any serious decisions this month. Keep it simple, stick to the basics, and continue to show your value by day to day tasks on a much smaller scale.
Your personal relationships will be where you shine brightly this month. You will start to see your life purpose in a much brighter light than ever before. Have no doubt that if your desires are pure of heart and not based on greed, the Universe will be there to help make sure you get you deserve. You might have many people come to you for help. It is your job to help guide them back to the path of righteousness. Put all your effort into providing a better, more loving place for yourself and those around you. Be as patient and sympathetic as possible, and be free of all judgments. Your light is so bright, especially now with the stellar positivity as your ally, and the world is counting on you to share all that love you have inside of you. If you start to feel overwhelmed by all of the outside vibrations you will be exposing yourself to, take some time for good outdoor meditation session to reset. They hybrid I suggested earlier will help to keep your creativity up and your body and mind at ease. You mustn’t neglect yourself this month Taurus, as you are much needed in the Universe!
Well Stoner Taurus, if nothing else were to go your way this month, at least most of you have birthdays to celebrate! Luckily for you, that is not the case! It seems, you have a lot to be optimistic about during May. Energies will be riding high and your overall physical and mental health will be in fantastic shape. This will be a great time for you to do some self reflection and growth. You may need to do some work on balancing those chakras.
This month you should really try to see the weed jar half full, as you will experience many more successes than disappointments. During the first ten day period, it may feel as if you are standing still and your life is changing drastically around you. Try to get your thoughts in order before acting. You might be able to find serenity with meditation. You can decide to stay stuck in your own conservative ways, or you can jump on board the train to progression and reap the benefits. If any problems do arise, just take them on one at a time. Be efficient and fair; do not waste precious time and mental energy over thinking your decisions. After the 20th, you can expect an increase of incoming finances. Don’t forget to spark one up from time to time to treat yourself for all the great work you’ve been doing.
While your cash flow and career are flowing smoothly, you may find difficulty maintaining relationships to those close to you and you may have to put forth a little extra effort. Be forewarned: around the second ten day period a deep rooted problem may come bubbling to the surface that requires your immediate attention. Whether it is a question of commitment with your significant other or an issue that has been left alone with a close friend, do not avoid it. Be honest and sincere, and whatever you do, do not find yourself caught in a lie. The truth has a way of always rearing it’s ugly head. Have the confidence to stand behind your decisions, and know that the outcome at the end of the month is, it is truly up to you!
My dear sweet and stubborn stoner Taurus, April will prove to be a difficult row to hoe. Think of April as a month of personal and entrepreneurial growth. You will be given enough of life’s energy to get through this. Please brace yourself and keep the sacred herb around for times you need to reflect on the happenstance of negativity that will surround you .
As for the happenstance of negativity, it is just that. In the workplace you will need to do your best to separate yourself from what negative influences surround you. This does not mean to drift off into the couch lock of the sacred herb and float by! Pay attention to what is happening but do not invest yourself emotionally. If you’re a business owner expect a less profitable month. You can change how things are done, but honestly what is going on just needs to be worked through. If you are an employee it is time to become more productive than you have been before. If you can, take some time off as not to let April get you down about your job.
In the realm of love my stoner Taurus, be prepared to deal with some sticky icky and I’m not talking about the herb. Absolutely do not instigate anything with your lover in the beginning of April. Stay away from depressants and stick to a strain of herb that will allow you to keep mellow. Whatever the problem is you can handle it without a fight. Later in the month you will have to make the decision to let it go. Whether it is bitterness, anger or resentment it all must go. If you cannot it will be awhile before you can move forward. Whatever the circumstance is you need to face it and take responsibility for your decisions.
Stoner Taurus, you are going to experience an overall sense of balance during the month of March. Although you may find yourself coming to a few crossroads where it is necessary to make some definitive decisions on an issue. Don’t ignore your intuition. While the “right” choice might seem like it’s lost in a smoky haze, your soul will guide you down the right path.
When it comes to your personal relationships, you and your partner may find a long standing argument that has been dormant for too long start to bubble up again. It is preparing to explode if it’s not dealt with. It is time to finally try to resolve the issue and gain some clarity and peace of mind at last. Now is not the time to act out of passion. Think before you speak. You’ll want to be aware of your emotions, but you must not let them take control of you. If it starts to feel overwhelming, take a smoke break. It’s like a medicated breathing exercise. If you are alone, don’t think you’re off the hook. Taurus, you are, and will always be, your own worst enemy. You might start feeling old criticisms or issues about yourself resurfacing; rather than picking up an old fight with someone else work on these issues. Recognize them and deal with them. Like Bob Marley said, “none but ourselves can free our minds”. Shed all that negativity you’ve been carrying around for so long.
The professional outlook for you, Stoner Taurus, all depends on the position you hold. For the Average Joe, your career for this month looks like it’s some pretty smooth sailing. Normal tiffs with co-workers may arise, but aside from that, feel free to kick back, relax, and enjoy. The Taurus entrepreneur will unfortunately have to deal with more unpleasant situations and decision making. Not only will you struggle to reach your competitors, but your partners and yourself will not be seeing eye to eye. Just remember to stay calm, and your intelligence and confidence will be your key advantage in any situation.
Stoner Taurus, you should be able to puff, puff, pass right through this month with ease. The planets are positioned in your favor with none of them having any real lasting effects on you while the sun casts down it’s positive influences. However, there is a small chance that the Taurus could be affected by Chiron’s negative and destructive energies if you let your guard down.
Your professional life should stay pretty mellow during February. Take this opportunity to be bold. Don’t be afraid to venture off the beaten path. The biggest risk is not taking any risk. Play it smart and be sure to have a back up plan. If you are currently working with, or for someone, try broadening your tasks and responsibilities. Remember to keep that positive mind set. Negativity breeds negativity.
While February probably won’t bring on any huge life altering events, you may be in for a surprising turn of events. Each decision you make will ultimately play into the outcome of your future. Do not put too much thought into this. Simply listen to your heart and just do what feels right. There may be an individual or situation that it would be in your best interest to separate yourself from. Be in tune with your natural vibrations and the universe will let you know the right thing to do. Try to spend some time alone. Music and meditation will keep your chakras balanced, and the herb will keep your mindset right. It is important, now more than ever, that you stay true to yourself.
Stoner Taurus, you will find yourself embarking on new adventures in January. It’s time to find your way out of the stale smoke and into a place where you can blossom like a beautiful crop in flower.
This month the green will be limited funding on both ends of the spectrum. As a wise man once said, “no cash flow, no grass smoke”. The old one hitter will be your best ally. Use your resources sparingly, and the later half of the month will be much nicer on your wallet.
Pressures from family and close friends could challenge your positive state of mind. When you find yourself faced with negative energies, grab your best sativa and burn one down to help you get back on track. Don’t let yourself be affected. You will bounce back from the setbacks with more momentum.
Your intuition will have a strong pull on you this month. Now is the time to be more daring in social and business settings. Being modest will get you nowhere, Stoner Taurus, and this will apply to you more than ever in January. Take a dab and let go of any expectations or rigid values, thus finding surprising solutions that you’ve never thought of before.