Stoner Taurus, April will bring an overall positive life stage for you. Although at times, things may not go the way you had planned, the outcome will still be in your favor. Remember, life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans. The main issue you will face this month, in usual Taurus fashion, will be yourself and your ability to control your emotions. If you are unable to control your emotions and begin acting on them, problems are likely to arise. If you are quick to mend problems in a timely fashion, all will be well, but if you leave issues sitting on the back burner for too long, the outcomes will surely be much worse than you could have anticipated.
Listen to that little voice inside of you. Your intuition is strong, and it will be the most reliable resource you have this month. If you own your own business, take any and all tasks into your own hands if you want them done correctly. Cross out those to do lists, one item at a time. Don’t over exert yourself, and take a quick smoke break whenever you start to feel overwhelmed. Slow and steady gets the job done. No matter how many times the story is told, the tortoise will always win the race.
You have your own issues to deal with, but that won’t stop friends and family from feeling obligated to burden you with their personal issues as well. Take a deep breath and smile. It is up to you to make sure that these negative feelings don’t bog you down. Worry about yourself and your own happiness. Keep yourself busy with activities that bring you happiness. Hiking, movies, concerts, picnics, afternoon strolls… Anything to keep your mind positive and your vibrations high. Let your main girl, Maryjane be close by your side this month. You will find a whole new appreciation for her healing powers.
Well, Stoner Taurus, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems likely that you will be in a constant battle all March long… With yourself… In your head. That is if you are not receptive to others thoughts and opinions during this time. It is important that you try to be as mutable and open to all forms of interpretation. I’m not saying that you’re necessarily wrong on where you stand on any specific matter, rather you would benefit greatly from the opportunity to assess your own thought processes as well as understanding that your way is not the only way. March will be a month to gently lean on the sacred herb.
Taurus, ignorance is not always bliss. Uncomfortable situations make you cringe (almost as much as change…blehh). You will be forced to deal with certain matters this month that push the levels of your comfort zone whether you like it or not. Take this as an opportunity for introspection and personal growth. This will allow you to better understand and empathize with others in the future.
You must not avoid people or potential problems. You’ll have to face these obstacles head on, like the bull you are. You would greatly benefit from some form of meditation, even if it’s just a walk around the block. Keep yourself elevated and use the powers of the sacred herb whenever possible; this will help keep your mind wide open and judgements to a minimum. It can also be the peace offering if you find yourself in a disagreement. If you are able to stay out of your own way this month, you will be just fine. Just remember that we are all here looking for the same things; love and acceptance.
Stoner Taurus, this month you’ll have to remember that sometimes, you have to smoke the ash hit to truly appreciate the green hits. February will be a difficult time for the Taurus’ of the planet as they will face many small obstacles and hardships during this time. Individually these mishaps will not seem like much, but when they are all piled onto each other it can be the cause of destruction if you are not careful. After all, it was the straw that broke the camel’s back. This is a great time to test your mental strength. Laughter is the best medicine, so you should be able to laugh at your own mistakes and have the strength to accept the things that you can’t change. But Maryjane is a close second, so you should also have the herb to smoke yourself to a more positive mental state.
You’ll be a little sluggish at work and may struggle to accomplish tasks on time, or at the expected level of quality. If you are in a management position, you will need to figure out a way to make up for you lack of productivity so you do not draw too much attention to yourself. If you are not in a management position, it will be much easier for you to scrape by without much notice. Taurus, you have the power to overcome each and every obstacle thrown at you if you can be mindful of your mood and efficient in your actions. In the end, the outcome is always in your hands, even if it seems that the world is conspiring against you at times. Use the sacred herb to relax and help you unwind at the end of your day. Avoid the wake and bake this month if you can.
Find comfort knowing that at least you’ll have the never ending love and support of your friends and family, even in the hardest of times. The unwavering devotion of your significant other, and your friends willingness to help will be much needed this month. Show them how much you appreciate them. Enjoy February as much as you can. The smoke will clear sooner than you know, and remember, peace and love will conquer all.
Stoner Taurus the new year is bringing you many new situations. You need to look at the big picture to see clearly what actions you’ll need to take to stay on track. Lean on the sacred herb in times when you need quiet contemplation. You will need quiet contemplation this month! Be sure to make time for this and allow for each emotion to be felt throughout your meditation to properly gauge how to portray yourself this month in all roles you play.
The hardest impact you will face this month is in your smoking circle. There is nothing you can do to prepare for the blind side hit you will face as it is a very important lesson. You are steadfast in recovery so do not allow yourself to wallow in the despair you’ll certainly encounter. Find solace in the fact that what remains of your group of friends after this will be closer than ever and you’ll be bonded in a realm that has always been just out of reach. As for love: Don’t be bullheaded. Allow petty disagreements to slide and spend some quality time embracing each other.
Allow the positivity of your business life to radiate through you all month long. You may not be bringing in the big bucks this month but you are on the proper path. Do not question the path you’ve chosen simply allow yourself to flow down its path. Do dot your i’s, cross your t’s, be mindful of your co-workers and keep a decisive way about you and things will be great. You will find you need your pipe less at work. Save that green for the home scene where you will need it most! It’s all about yin and yang this month Stoner Taurus and you can and will come out on top.
Stoner Taurus, December will be an incredibly positive and bright life stage for you. You energy levels soar so high that even those who come into contact with you can’t deny their power right now. Your optimism will give you a refreshing outlook on your life and your future. Your chakras are in alignment, and your mental and physical health will be in full force. You will be riding a natural high all month long. Having a little stash of pre-rolled J’s on hand would best suit your vibe this month, especially considering how often you may find yourself in an unexpected smoke session with a new friend.
You may experience a new found clarity this month, breaking down a mental blockage that had been affecting your work for some time now. Once you have gained access through this barrier, progress will continue at a rapid rate. There may be a project that you’ve had on the back burner, that you are finally ready to tackle.
You are empowered by your ability to give the gift of love so generously. You get back what you put out, and the world around you receives your love and sends it back full force. While some people don’t believe in luck, you might want to consider entering some kind of contest or buying a lottery ticket while the stars emanations are affecting you so strongly.
It may feel like the Universe is conspiring against you during November, stoner Taurus. Most aspects of your life will become sources of stress for you. Your career, significant other, friends and family; it will all be directly affected by the negative energies the planets have created for you right now. The most important thing you can do for yourself this month is to remain true to yourself, and put your wants and needs above all others, no matter the outcome.
As far as work is considered, don’t make any permanent decisions unless you are sure that is what YOU want. To avoid any extra tension, you should definitely listen to the input of your co-workers, friends, and family so they know that they are being heard. However, you should completely disregard their opinions and do not factor them into your thought process.
Finances may suffer this month, so avoid any extra spending. I would HIGHly recommend using any extra money on some really good herb to help you smoke about and forget about all the chaos that November will bring. If you end up having multiple nights in with your pipe and Netflix this month, I will not hold it against you, especially since you are having such difficulty connecting with others anyway. Despite what seems like an all-around bad situation, if you keep a positive mind-set you will surely be able to handle anything that is thrown at you, and the shimmering light at the end of the month will not seem so far away.
You’re set up for some smooth sailing this month, Stoner Taurus. During October, the Cosmos are perfectly aligned to supply you with nothing but positive reinforcements. Overall, life should be pretty “chill”. You are calm and collected, full of energy, and focused. You don’t need to worry about any seriously pressing issues interrupting your flow. You have everything you need to confidently succeed.
Take advantage of all that extra energy you’ve been given this month and put it to good use! You will have many unique opportunities present themselves to you. They will not be necessarily ‘easy’ tasks, but through persistence and self-discipline you should come out on top with minimal setbacks. Believe in yourself, and others will follow. If the workload starts to pile up, it is okay to accept help. Just be sure that the intentions of the person trying to help are of good nature.
As for your personal relationships, keep that cherry lit! It is important that you continue to nourish your relationship, as this is a crucial time for growth. Get creative, and keep things interesting. Use the creative power of a Sativa to help you brainstorm new and exciting activities that you and your partner can enjoy together. If you are a solo-stoner at this time, your true friends will find great joy out of your company, so avoid going into hermit-mode in your down time. Your vibrations are so high right now, Stoner Taurus. It would be a shame to keep to yourself.
Stoner Taurus, patience will be your saving grace this month. If you are not careful, September has the potential to bring many situations that will be stickier than freshly heated resin. Arguments with your friends or colleagues is more probable than you’d like to think. Don’t sweat the small stuff; it’s inevitable. Inhale green goodness, exhale brown bull.
Trying to fly under the radar will be in your best interest this month. Do your best to not to overstep any boundaries or give your unsolicited input on a topic. Yes, we all know your highly opinionated, and (odds are) you’re probably right, but bite your tongue and keep it to yourself for now or you’ll have no smoking buddies left by the end of the month. Remember: Patience is key. If you can silently watch from the sidelines, and focus on yourself, you’ll gradually start to see things smooth over by the end of the month.
It is likely that you’ll be feeling conflicted or confused about some major issues. Know that it’s not the ganja clouding your mind. Just keep on that righteous path you’ve been on for the last few months. You are very intuitive, even if it doesn’t feel like it sometimes. Although you’ll be laying low, you can still help to raise your vibration. It has to start from the inside out. Love and acceptance conquers all. Now is a good time for inner reflection and it would be wise to escape the social beckonings of others at this time. Grab your sacred herb and your favorite traveling pipe, and head for the hills. Nothing is more satisfying to the soul than connecting with nature, and what better way to say goodbye to Summer?
The month of August will be an overall peaceful month for you, Stoner Taurus. You have an overwhelming support team keeping you out of harm’s way and deflecting any negative energies right now. Although you will feel an overall sense of contentment, this month will have your energy levels cashed out.
With such low energy levels, don’t set your sights in the sky. Try to be more realistic. Take this time to perfect your work and cementing the accomplishments that you’ve already made. With the creativity boost of a great sativa, you might come up with a more productive process for a current task. Try to take it easy with the smoke therapy; even sativa can have a way of knocking you down, making you even more sluggish than before when smoked in excess. Let’s not be hot boxing any offices now 😉
While the planets are protecting you this month, have no doubt that your lover, now more than ever, is your rock, your savior, your serenity. You will spend a lot of time basking in each other’s glow and love for the other. The best part is that it will not have to be forced. There’s nowhere you’d rather be during this time. It might be a good time for the two of you to escape the rest of the world and just relax. The connection between the two of you is so strong right now, you won’t need Maryjane to get high!
Stoner Taurus, July will be an overall positive life stage for you, especially in the way of finances which should be a nice change of pace for you! Your only real issues this month will stem from your ability to keep your emotions in check. My advice is to keep your smoking habits a little on the lighter side this month. Thus making it less likely to get caught up in a negative downward spiral that could come if you hyper-focus on any negative feelings for too long. A nice Indica will provide you with the relaxing sensations you seek, without all the foggy brain.
You will be presented with many new opportunities for financial gain if you are paying close enough attention. They will more than likely come outside of your day job, and could open the door for a new career path if you are able think outside of the box. Identify your personal strengths, and choose the opportunity that you think will best suit you. If you puff, puff, pass on one opportunity, don’t worry, the right one will reveal itself in good time. Have confidence in yourself and your decisions. Only you can know what suits you best.
In the way of personal relationships, July will be a relatively pleasant time for you my stoner Bull. It will seem that you and your lover are in perfect harmony with one another. Don’t let this time go to waste! Try to plan a vacation together or a series of mini dates, even if it’s a couch-locked cuddle session while binge watching Netflix. The one on one time will definitely be appreciated. However, there may be someone else in your life that is causing you stress. Stoner Taurus, whether you like to admit it or not, you have a tendency to be quite stubborn in your ways. Take a step back, LISTEN, and think before you speak. You are not always right. On the other hand, if you can approach the situation in a calm and mature manner (keeping all high strung emotions at bay): You will be able to tell if the issue can be resolved or if this person is doing more harm than good in your life. Ultimately this will help you to feel good about the outcome however it may work out.