Water Sign – The Scorpion – October 23 – November 21

The stoner Scorpio may be considered a wild card in the stoner Zodiac. The combination of psychic skills and calculated long-term planning creates a mysterious perception of the stoner Scorpion. But who wouldn’t want a clairvoyant careful planner in their smoke circle?

The stoner Scorpio draws a lot of their universal intentions from the emotional realm. As with life and roller coasters, emotional based navigation can lead to ups and downs. A well balanced hybrid strain like Mango Kush or Cheese is the best match for the stoner Scorpio. The sacred herb can balance mood while enhancing their third eye vision.

Be gentle with a stoner Scorpio when they enter your smoke circle. The stoner Scorpion is guarded among bud loving buddies, but they really open up once they become a close cannabis companion.

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Scorpio September 2015

The first month of fall for my stoner Scorpios will be a true test of your endurance.  Have you been keeping your emotional and mental abilities strong and sharp?  Your intuition and keen mind will be your only allies this month as the sacred herb will only do so much to help you.  When you are working or in the company of people you love you will need to be paying attention.  If you must rely on your herb, be cautious of the strain and amount you are using.  Now is not a time for deep meditation or couch lock.

If you are able, put the pipe down during working hours  in early August.  The beginning of this month will have you feeling like you have been placed in a straight jacket.  Whether this situation is being forced on you by your competitor or yourself, you will need to rely on your prior preparedness.  You cannot avoid all possible negative situations this month.  Knowing this ahead of time will help you to minimize the damage by doing your best to avoid certain situations all together.  The best advice I can give you in your work this month: Steer clear of signing anything.

Scorpios are strong, fierce and faithful  lovers.  On the other hand you can be resentful, manipulative and ruthless in the face of love.  You may find that you need to put your cannabis companions on hold this month as you are in for a wicked storm.  The better you know your lover the better in tune you will be to their weak points.  Spend time with them and help build them up or be forewarned this storm will be an epic event.  If you are new to your relationship you will need to fasten down the hatches and figure out if you are willing to put in the time to figure it all out.  Blessed be the single Scorpio, take this month to heal yourself from all the combating at work.  Things will look up for you again, do your best to keep an open mind.

Scorpio August 2015

If you feel like you cannot breathe stoner Scorpio, know that it will not last forever.  This August you must do your best to be your own positive voice.  The beginning of August will be your greatest struggle in both work and play.  Keep your favorite strain of herb close to you and lean on it when needed.

My advice to you in the working world was sung best by Jerry Garcia: “Don’t lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools.” Though your work will be stable, do not make any major decisions or sign any contracts.  If you do you’ll find yourself a fool on the ship set out to the cruel  sea of emptiness.   Know that you will be surrounded by many who wish to be the fool and it could prohibit you from completing your tasks at your usual above par standard.  If you can hold back any overreactions now; by mid month you will feel stronger.  Even with this strength pulsing through you, stay on the path and do not rush anything.

Love is not what the cosmos has in for you this month.  I strongly suggest putting off any new romantic endeavors until later this year:  If you are looking for a significant other I urge you to pay attention to this.  As well meaning as your intentions will be, the outcome will be disastrous.  If you are in a relationship you will need to stay kind yet focus on other areas of your life.  Your circle of friends is in need of your presence.  You will have to stand your ground at some point.  Do not fret if there are no allies, you will prevail.  Take a vape pen with you and make sure all stay on the enlightened path of the sacred herb.

Scorpio July 2015

This July all my smoking Scorps will need to be sure to stay rested.  As it has been with most of 2015 your financial and working worlds will be full of energy and positive outcomes.  The only way to insure this is to get your rest!  Do not dabble too heavily in the medibles this month but you may want a nice indica for your evening meditations.

There is an important project you are working on Scorpio.  You need to insure that it is at the best quality possible.  Look at it from every angle and flush out any possible problems that could occur.  Do not neglect the relationships you have with your partners or co-workers this month as they will need to be solid for the months to come.  Take it easy on utilizing your medication this month while on the clock.  I’m not saying you should lay down the pipe completely, just be cautious of where and when you utilize.  You need to be at your best everyday in July.

Be prepared for interpersonal chaos this month.  Do not worry yourself my stoner Scorpio.  This month will test you in ways that are not the most comfortable.  Please note: Scorpio you can and will handle this well!  Stay focused on your needs & take time for yourself.  No matter how long that time may be, you need to figure things out on your own terms.  Breath and let it be during your evenings.  Its time to use that beautiful pipe you keep for special occasions.  Not all celebration pipes need to be utilized in great cheer, sometimes they need to be brought out to remind us that there are good times to come.  That is true this month.  Let it serve as a reminder that you are here because of past choices and will go further with the new ones you’re making in July.

Over all my dearest Scorpio July will shape up nicely. Focus on your accomplishments.  Make your own choices.  Feel good about how far you’ve come in 2015!

Scorpio June 2015

Stoner Scorpio June will be filled with successes and failures.  Both can be positive if you choose to stay kind and level headed.  My advice is to keep the medibles to a minimum and stick to a nice hybrid for your times of contemplation and celebration.  When you feel the upsurge of success in one area of your life you will feel the down swing in another.  Hold tight as the month can and will pull you out even if you’re wise.

The majority of your most celebrated success will come from your work Scorpio.  You will find you are capable of much more than you ever thought.  Your responsibilities will increase and you will shine because of it.  If you need a break at work meditate with a vape of your favorite hybrid.  You will then see that your new found capabilities will bring much needed self respect that helps to keep you calm and collective during all your working hours.  Your perspective will burst open around mid month and you will see a much bigger picture for your future.  Remember when helping others you must first make sure you’ve helped your self and all things will go smoothly this June.

Your best bud will be your source of stability this month my smoking Scorp.  You will need them to give advice and they will need you to be open to the positivity they can shine on you.  You will need them because times will be stressful on your love front.  Many of the issues that will arise in June are due to mistakes you’ve made in the past.  You will need to finally learn from them before you can move on.  After your realizations, your main job will be to help your partner realize that all things can be worked out.  Be kind and patient and whatever you do be mindful of the words that you spew.  Any slight from you now will cause an explosion.  Try talking things out during a nice peace pipe session.  For my single Scorpio’s take the high road this month with potential lovers.  You will find it liberating without offending the doors that are open.  

Scorpio May 2015

Action equals Success.  Action equals Success!  Are you getting this Scorp?  My cannabis companion, you cannot afford to be couch locked this May!  Yes you will have reasons to celebrate!  Yes you will have time for you and your loved ones and yes this is going to be a stellar month for you.  So keep that pep in your step and pick the right stain for the right occasion!

Your love life will be blissful if only you let it be.  The universe is showering you with positivity in the love department.  If you’re in a long term relationship you will reach a whole new kind of high.  This is better than the meditative state of that indica medible you tried last month.  Whatever you had in the past will be crystallized into a new better picture for the future.  If you are single, May is the month to put those dreams into action.  They are just waiting on you my dear Scorpio.

You’ll also be very happy you saved all that pollen from your grinder for the past month as you will be using it to celebrate one of the  biggest & best shindigs you’ve put together thus far.  Round up all those friends you have not seen in months or even years and show them why you’re the best host around!  It is an event that will be talked about for years come if you put it into ACTION!

Your working realm will be just as spectacular as your social life this month.  In fact, stoner Scorp, you will see just how much you’ve laid as a foundation in your working world.  Not to mention how big it will actually grow!  In May all your colleagues will be on your side.  Do not let any little disturbances cause you worry as they will dissipate just like your clouds of vape.  Remember the word for this month is ACTION!  Take action and watch your financial situation skyrocket.  You are the master of your destiny.  Make sure you are the one to choose your own path.  

Scorpio April 2015

What an interesting month April will be for my smoking Scorps!  Business is booming and your ability to take on more responsibilities is impressive at this time.  Love will prove to be tricky though you are more than qualified to handle all that comes your way.

The month of April will call on all your abilities of charisma in matters of the heart.  You will need to be strategic in your words and actions to keep things smooth and kushy.  This does not mean that you should get couch locked on indica and let your lover get their way in every matter.  You must keep your stance until after the new moon this month.  Then pack up that indica or hybrid and enjoy some much needed tenderness with your loved one.  Single?  Don’t doubt your abilities and if you are choosing to be critical of others be diplomatic in your approach.

Business is going to be one sweet & delectable medible for you this April!  Though you will need all pistons firing so save that treat for the weekends!  As I stated before:  Take on new tasks and pay attention to all the things going on around you.  You do not have to have all the information, just know the general gist of the waves around you.  Working for yourself?  Have no doubt that your instincts are correct in every matter this month.  Working for the man?  Do everything you can to learn more about the business you are a part of.  My only warning is to steer clear of showing any ignorance.

Scorpio March 2015

March will be a bag of nugs for you this month stoner Scorp.  You may find a few seeds nestled in the bottom of that baggy but, you’ll make the most of it.  Over all March will feel like a warm hug from the universe.  Take this month to make your platform.  Then jump off and soar into the spring months.

This month you will find the most positive affirmations coming in from your work. As the old saying goes “March comes in like a Lion and out like a Lamb” and right around the 10th your vision will be clear and business will be on a new level of high. Your initiative is noticed and is the foundation you are about to jump off of! Continue to analyze, organize and set things into motion until around the 20th.  Use your time wisely at the end of the month and strategize to get the bigger things done and out of the way before April.  Do not overexert your efforts.  You’ll be so buzzed about work you won’t need much to keep you going.  Maybe keep a little sativa in the dugout, but I bet you barely need it at work this month!

If there are any seeds in your bag of goodies this month they will be in the sack of love.  Be attentive to the moods that surround you in your personal relationships this month.  Take heed to use what mother nature infused you with:  Charm, empathy and intuition will play a big role in keeping the calm around you.  It won’t hurt to keep a bit of hybrid available too. Be the leader you were born to be by not allowing problematic situations turn to full blown arguments.  A small word of advice if you’re in a relationship: Do not antagonize your partner.

Other than that my fellow smoking Scorp, enjoy your self this month! You deserve it!

Scorpio February 2015

Stoner Scorpio, this year will be well balanced with it’s ups and downs.  It seems nothing in the realm of negativity will come to pass if you stay sharp.  Have the confidence to push forward and enjoy all that 2015 has to offer.  If you are not already growing your own stash, consider it this year.  It will prove to be a great relaxation outlet for you during some of the less favorable times.  (Not to mention a great way to celebrate the beauty of the good times!)

While you will be feeling the positive effects of the universe this month Scorpio, remember to puff, puff, pass along the waves of positive energy to all as it will help you overcome obstacles of your own.  It seems that the most important obstacles you will face this month are in your personal relationships.  Roll up the stimulating Sativa when hanging with your friends or lover, as you need to be mentally alert, not couch locked and dreamy.  Everything you say is important.  It’s how you say it that counts.  If you have a slip of the tongue it may not show its immediate effect.  Be forewarned that this will be damaging to a long term relationship of a friend or lover. Make sure that in every personal situation you are able to look at things from their perspective.  Your lover will be especially thankful if you do this before asking anything of them.  If you are comfortable they will be as well.

In business and money it is your time to shine!  In work you will notice a considerable amount of profits coming in with little extra efforts on your part.  As for any obstacles that appear, remember to prioritize them while keeping your eye on your main goal.  This is the month to move all the small mistakes/tasks/potential problems out of your line of vision by completing them and moving on.  It is optimal to listen to your colleagues this month as the advice they are spouting deserves your attention.  In no way should you lie to your partners or management.  Remember the latter when someone offers you something that is hard to refuse.  Don’t allow the good vibes of that smoke session cloud your vision!

Scorpio January 2015

Scorpio this month is the month to show the world what you are made of.  It’s advisable to keep a clear head.  You’re going to need all pistons firing so steer clear of Indica and delve into the Sativa for a change of pace. You may possibly need to lay down the pipe all together this month as you will be faced with opposition that you must face on your own.  Those decisions of your past will play a big part in the outcome of this and all obstacles you face this January.  If you stay focused all should turn out even keel and leave you with a more solid sense of direction.

January will bring a mixed bag of interpersonal relationship highs and lows.  Drama in your love life will set you off kilter if you do not approach it with care.  You must be on-point, not just in your dealings with matters of the heart, also with those you communicate with regularly.  Absolutely watch your back in the second part of the month.  Those green eyed monsters are just lurking around waiting for the right moment to grab your stash and point the blame.  In both your work and finance be prepared to take on the responsibilities of everyone around you.  You must learn to delegate properly as you will be responsible for the whole of things.  Do not bite off more butter laden medibles than you can chew.  Strong and thoughtful decision making will help you pull ahead.

All in all, surround yourself with positive friends, family and those who adore your softer side towards the end of the month.  They will inspire you to tackle each challenge head on and remind you that there are no problems only situations.