Sagittarius

Fire Sign – The Archer – November 22 – December 21

The stoner Sagittarius is the adventure seeking storyteller of the stoner Zodiac. They make the time between puff and pass so much more enjoyable within the smoke circle. The brave Archer is always on a quest for that exotic smoke spot.

All sacred herbal strains are open to the stoner Sag. They may have a connoisseur’s knowledge base, but they are down to roll any jay with any green. For the stoner Sagittarius, the process and experience is more important than the product.

Be forewarned: A cozy and comfy night with the sacred herb is not at the top of the stoner Sag’s list. Pack a portable pipe because the eager Sagittarius will have you trekking the terrestrial plane in search the next tall smoke circle tale.

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Sagittarius April 2015

Stoner Sagittarius, this month your biggest challenge will be figuring out how well you know yourself.  It’s not necessary to avoid Sativa strains all together, just be mindful of the ones that have high potential for producing paranoia.  Otherwise, the expansive properties of Sativas may be just what the doctor ordered.  Usually, when we look around long enough the source of our problems present themselves, don’t forget to spend a little bit of this time in front of a mirror.  Reflecting upon all the small things we want to see differently about ourselves will be a great use of all the new-life energy that spring brings to you this month.  Know that our family and friends can help and support us in our conquest toward betterment, but you are the one who can give the green light to get the process rolling.

Sagittarius, remember that before the joint can be smoked, it must first be rolled.  In order to reap the benefits of our personal relationships, we must first invest our time into them.  This month, you will have all the tools necessary for great joints and to grow the connections of those closest to you as long as you are willing to put in the time.  Whether it is in the workplace or the bedroom your goals are more than achievable.  If you feel like something or someone is holding you back…it’s probably YOU.  Allow yourself the time for a breather, to take a bit of space to be alone.  These smaller breaks from the tasks or problems at hand will give you the chance to realize that a simple change of attitude or approach will make all the difference between small failures and big accomplishments.

Sagittarius March 2015

Sagittarius, this March you can get it done.  Whatever “it” may be.  If you are feeling doubtful about something, take the time to burn one down.  Allowing yourself the time to reflect and meditate on issues that appear to be cloudy can bring about a clearer vision of what the real problem is.  Breaking bigger issues into smaller pieces will make it easier to overcome the obstacles that seemed larger than they actually are.

In the workplace, don’t worry about what others are doing.  Keep focused on your own goals and watch how quickly the to-do list gets crossed off.  Spend less time wishing and more time doing as self-reliance will be crucial this month.  If you find that there are those around you being critical, let them talk.  While they waste their time talking about yesterday’s news, you’ll be ready for the happenings of tomorrow.

It is recommended that this March you and your loved one stick to the indica dominant strains.  Your lover, or close friends may be working through their own chaos and sativa strains may just further confuse the issues.  It will serve better to enjoy some nice bowls of something more relaxing, and being able to step outside of our own thoughts will bring a calmness that can only be helpful.  Remember, that although you are feeling at ease, this peace does not always come easy.  So after a long day of work well done, grab your piece and find your peace.

Sagittarius February 2015

Sagittarius, this month you’ll discover that going with the flow of the river will prove easier than swimming upstream.  Don’t see this as giving up.  Light one up, grab the inner tube and allow yourself to notice the things that have been around you the whole time.  Problems that have been weighing you down will seem smaller and more achievable as you see them from different perspectives.  Invoke the insight-producing qualities of your favorite sativa strain to help to come up with those creative solutions.

While you may be feeling a little funky as a result from all the newness settling in, remember that different doesn’t have to mean it’s bad.  Although you may not be able to see the final destination, remember that the river you’re on does eventually flow  into the sea.  This change of scenery can help to clear up that dazed-and-confused feeling that may be lingering at the edges of your mind.

When someone passes you a joint, don’t dwell on the fact that you’re more of a blunt person.  Remember that the caring comes from sharing, and that kindness comes in all kinds of wraps.  That feeling that you’ve been missing out on something begins to disappear when you stop dipping those toes and decide to dive in.  You’ll realize that everyone was right, jump on in, the water is nice.

Sagittarius January 2015

How do we say this Sagittarius?  January, and the new year it brings, is your time of “I’ve totally got this!”.  For your next hike, why not go for that bigger trail?  Could it be time to trade in that hill for a mountain and reach new highs (or is it heights)?  This month, it could be both.  The sight from the top might be a little unsettling at first.  Don’t let your fear of heights deter you from enjoying the view while you are up on top!
That road trip that you want to take in the summer, start planning for it now.  If you’ve never tried an edible, it’s time to try baking your own.  Have you always wanted to learn how to roll?  Ask your friend who is the designated roller if they would show you how it’s done.  In no time you’ll be rolling like a pro.  The point here is, Sagittarius, that this January you are able to line them up, and smoke them down.
You might feel a little uneasy in all this new territory. Have no worries,  you’ll quickly be reminded of all the excitement that comes with meeting new people and exploring new places.  And don’t worry much about having someone there to pass the pipe to.  You’re starting this year focused on the adventures you’re setting out on, regardless of whether anybody will be watching or not.