Sagittarius

The Stoner Sagittarius will bring the enthusiasm to keep the smoke circle going. This archer probably knows the best smoke spots out in nature.

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Sagittarius August 2018

Stoner Sagittarius you should expect the final summer month to be one of great highs and good fortune, especially when it comes to finances. Peace and prosperity will be your guiding theme this August. Overall, there will be no life altering changes, but transformations will be significant. Although subtle, they will help you accomplish your current goals.

While the days are still long, make a plan to get back to nature. For one reason or another you’ve been putting off taking that vacation. Wait no longer, Stoner Sagittarius! Gather your favorite munchies, and call up the peeps. Hit the trail to your favorite smoke spot. Being outdoors with the sacred herb will help you rediscover your inner zen. And, if the stars will not allow a full-on camp out, then take a couple days for a stay-cation … Still bring the munchies though.

Having a specific time planned to relax and hit the reset button will motivate you more to keep the hustle strong at work. The higher ups will be paying close attention. Whether you have your eyes set on advancement or management is looking to move you up, the opportunity to take on a greater leadership role will arise.

Meditative smoke sessions are a must this month, Stoner Sagittarius. While sometimes tokin’ can enhance your movie watching experience, it can also be a very beneficial tool for introspection and reflecting on the bigger picture. This will help you think through and fully form your ideas before presenting them to the rest of the team. Once you have the general plan, incorporate your peers. Invite them to help you figure out the best strategy for transforming your concepts into concrete results.

In the personal sphere, all you have to change is whatever you want. You may find your canna-companion or romantic interest asks for something more than you can give. It is okay and natural to want to please others, but not if it sacrifices your dreams. Solid relationships are built on compromise. If there is something in the middle both people are willing to work towards, then it might be worth it. Just be sure each person is doing their fair share of the work. Give-and-take is one of the secrets to a successful relationship. And of course being able to puff-puff-pass some good greens to our partner in chronic.

Sagittarius July 2018

It has been said many times before, so it is nothing new to say, “life is like a garden…so dig it.” Nonetheless, this will be your truth this July, Stoner Sagittarius. You will notice a plethora of positivity emanating in both your personal and work spheres. While you might be surprised by this good fortune, know it all sprouts from seeds you planted long ago. This just shows not all gratification is instant. When you are able to look at the big picture you will find even the smallest effort can grow into the most spectacular success!

You have seen the proof that getting down in the dirt now will lead to abundant harvests later on. Because of this fact, you need to continue to start new projects and undertake greater challenges at work. When it comes to work, it is best advised to put down the pipe and keep to a more self-motivated grind. There will be plenty of time later to spark one up and enjoy a slower pace, but for now keep focused on putting in the work. No one will say you do not have to try, however, your returns on investment will be exponential. You will see all the greater reward if you put more effort into each project. Plus, you will better enjoy the summer nights and smoking on your victory bowl when you know all of your required work is finished.

It will be clear to those who know you, Stoner Sagittarius: you have found your cosmic groove. Your positive aura is tangible and your optimism infectious. In addition to your current smoking circle, your journey is sure to cause you to cross paths with new faces, each one a potential new smoke buddy. With this to consider, not every person will be someone you want to invite to be part of your closest cannabis crew. When it comes to making these decisions–go with your gut. Your chakras are in extraordinary alignment and you are vibrating at a higher frequency, Stoner Sagittarius. This means you should trust your instincts when it comes to assessing people and situations. Your only responsibility to those around you, is to just be you. Keep spreading those good vibes, Stoner Sagittarius, and you are sure to help elevate everyone else to your level.

Sagittarius June 2018

Stoner Sagittarius grab the ganja and settle into your favorite smoke spot. You can expect the first month of summer to move at a very slow burn. Longer days, and all of the potential they promise, are officially here. With so much sun at your back, you can count on finally taking that much needed vacation. Whether it is a quick trip to the coast or roughing it in the depths of mother nature, be sure to bring the cannabis and your camera. You are certain to encounter fellow smokers on your travels, and you don’t want to miss the opportunity to capture all of these stoney memories.

During the month of June, you will have more than ample tools to handle all of your pressing business transactions. By addressing your work obligations first, you will open up endless opportunities to pursue your passions, Stoner Sagittarius. Your energy will be best used when it comes to the sphere of planning. Whether it is your peers at work, or your closest bud-loving buddies, enlist the help of your peers to accomplish what drives you most.

Regardless of whether you are the leader of the pack, or starting at the bottom with aspirations of making it to the top, it is your hard work and precise planning that will get you there. It is recommended you keep creative energy flowing by sticking with your favorite Sativa strain. By embracing the sacred herb, you will be able to explore more deeply the creative side of tackling tough problems.

Remember Stoner Sagittarius, love does not only exist in a romantic sense. Use this period of great positivity to spread the good vibes to all those who are fortunate to know you. It does not take much to set the scene and increase optimism. A simple pre-rolled cone and a trek through the woods may be all that is needed to raise your spirits. Your noticeable affinity towards adventure will leave you with plenty of canna-companions who are always down to roll.

Sagittarius May 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, you always want to strive for better, but this month is not the time for trailblazing or straying too far off course. It is advised you stick to what you know, and work to excel in familiar territories. As long as you remain attentive to whatever task is in front of you, unnecessary setbacks will easily be averted. While you will have ample opportunity to grind ‘em up and smoke ‘em down, your main focus should stay on the grind of work. It is highly recommended you keep your pursuit of goals and the ganja separate. Heed this advice, otherwise you are likely to see many opportunities go up in smoke.

Your success in the workplace will be noticeable to all. This means there will be little reason to call attention to your accomplishments; just sit back and let your work speak for itself. Stay busy, but stay humble Stoner Sagittarius. This will be the best recipe for advancing your position at work. Whether your aspirations are to rock steady doing your best in your current status, or you have your sights set on running the joint, May will be an amazing time of growth.

Stoner Sagittarius, the health and growth of your relationships will ultimately be up to you. But, do not limit this notion to simply romantic relations. You will have a unique opportunity to elevate and improve each connection with all of your cannabis companions. All of your best buds are sure to benefit from your kindness and kind herb. Remember, all of these positive efforts will circle back to you in good time. You might be faced with the difficult choice of whether or not you should help someone near to you. The answer is always yes, Stoner Sagittarius. If you have the means and opportunity to give someone that extra boost, whether it’s sharing a piece, or spreading some peace, you will never be disappointed when you decide to pay it forward.

Sagittarius April 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, it is important to remember while spring brings new life and beautiful growth, it can also bring some unwanted weeds.  This is a simple reminder that we should always stay focused on the promise of the final harvest, and the rewards of diligence. You should expect to be required to work hard this month for your accomplishments, but rest assured you will ultimately be successful in your serious endeavors.

Whether you work for yourself or are starting at the ground level with hopes of making it to the top, now is a good time to take chances.  Do not chase after every opportunity. It will pay off to pursue goals you have thoroughly evaluated. You will accomplish all of the tasks you set out achieve, so don’t worry if they do not all happen in the exact timeline you intend.  The outcome will be worth the wait.

You should be cautious of over spending this month.  Your stash may appear to be more plentiful than usual.  This doesn’t mean should roll it all into one joint. April should be about quality, not quantity, Stoner Sagittarius.  Be careful to keep an eye on your finances and supplies. You do not want to squander the fruits of hard labor. This does not mean you should be stingy with the sacred herb or your time and efforts.  Instead, you simply need to be more selective in your investment in both.

Similar to the realm of work, you are entering into a period of peace and noticeable growth in your personal relationships.  This will be in large part due to everyone’s willingness to share. This will include both the good and bad, but even the trouble-spots will be easier to overcome because you will have more hearts invested in solving the problem.  As long as you’re are forward and honest with your closest friends and canna-companions, you can expect the same in return. With those around you in such good moods, you will have more time for groovy adventures and extended smoke sessions.  Just be sure to keep your smoke circle close, and the ganja ready to roll. You can be assured, everyone will be in the highest spirits!

Sagittarius March 2018

Stoner Sagittarius March may be a challenging month. Not all horoscopes can be cosmic blessings and auspicious prognostication. With that being said, not all is lost with a plan in place and a positive outlook. Always leave space for a stress relieving toke when you feel the pinch of pressure.

Early in March the first full moon will bring a bitter cosmic wind that will sting the cheek of the stoner Sagittarius. This bitter breeze will be fleeting, but it will come without sight or warning. Pay close attention to your family and cannabis companions. Pack a bowl for two. A shared smoke session and some thoughtful advice may be all it takes to still the air. It will be best to avoid confrontation. Diffuse and deflect potential negativity in the workplace and within your smoke circle. A negative cloud can be dispersed with a sunny disposition.

The sacred herb is an awesome weapon against depression. CBD products have become plentiful. Arm yourself with CBD dominant cannabis strains for March meditative smoke sessions. The right green will help keep the blues away. Perhaps a CBD gummi would be the perfect supplement to your daily routine.

Double check your information stoner Sagittarius. Find multiple sources for your information. It will be important to avoid making decisions in March based on fake news. Business owners or people who fight for their own economic fate must take off the gloves and get into the fight. Strict attention and concentration must be paid to competition and controllable costs. To the terrestrial astronauts caught in the mechanistic economic grind, now is not the time to jump without looking first. A large leap on your own will come in due time. March is a time where methodical progress is the best course of action. Stay alert and put one foot in front of the other.

Sagittarius February 2018

Stoner Sagittarius the month of February will be full of bright opportunities. As with much of life, it’s what you make of these opportunities that will reveal how the story ends. Sometimes the opportunity passed leads to the best outcome. Something to think about with that 10mg edible gummi early in the month.

Let’s think about February as the month of the the stoner Sag. There will be plenty of heavenly gifts afforded to you this month. But these gifts may be more about self than anything material. Once you contemplate and conceptualize the nature of opportunity with a medicated edible, you should switch meditative focal points to deep within yourself. The best opportunity available in February is the one you provide yourself stoner Sag. The current planetary alignment offers bountiful fortune in self improvement. Whether you deepen your knowledge of hemp as an industrial resource, or develop your rolling skills, the universe will be at your back with a warm breeze pushing you ahead in whatever endeavor you find most interesting. Yes yes stoner Sag, furthering your technical education in the workplace will be supported as well. But all work and no play will lead you down the same road day after day.

There is one more important theme for the month of February. Chill stoner Sagittarius, chill. Take a toke from the book of Indica, and make sure your month is low stress and evenly paced. A chill vibe will suit the single or committed stoner Sagittarius well. Attention should not focus on chasing or pleasing cannabis companions. Instead reach out to an old friend of family member you’ve been thinking about. Take the step of contact, it will reward your heart and soul.

The most special Valentine in February is you stoner Sag. Make sure your actions are relaxed and heartfelt.

Sagittarius January 2018

Stoner Sagittarius, as you welcome the New Year, it will be important that you do not forget to finish old tasks. With all the exciting potential a fresh start can bring, you don’t want to leave current projects unfinished. Especially undertakings into which you have invested a great deal of resources. After you finish any remaining tasks, it is advised you take a breather before moving towards future goals. While accomplishing projects may bring significant feelings of satisfaction at a job well done, it is necessary to take time to recharge your batteries and refocus on what will come next. In short, do not neglect your health. Whether it’s sharing a freshly ground bowl with your best bud before catching the latest blockbuster, or enjoying a few meditative puffs by yourself; be certain to carve out time for relaxing from your busy schedule.

Overall work life will not bring many surprises. By tying up remaining loose ends, you will create a clean and fresh space for any tasks that need to be tackled on the job. This means you will have a better, more organized platform to explore creative solutions to any projects on your 2018 agenda. While there is no expected chaos in the immediate future, any project will be more easily accomplished with multiple people addressing the issues. If you are fortunate enough to have relationships with your coworkers, January will be an ideal opportunity to pass around the peace pipe after work hours. Although the weather might be cold outside, you can create your own warm and welcoming environment indoors. By growing camaraderie outside of work, you will create lasting bonds which will provide a better support system when it is time to get back to the grind.

Remember, Stoner Sagittarius, you will not be able to help others unless you first focus on your own inner peace. This month, you will need to fight the urge to solve everyone else’s problems. While your heart is in the right place, the reality is you can’t fix it all. You will be most helpful, by simply being your kind and positive self. If you are able to find your own cosmic groove, you will provide all the support needed by those near and dear to you. All you have to do to be a good friend is be there with some kind bud and a smile.

Sagittarius December 2017

Happy birthday stoner Sagittarius! But we have some work to do this month to fend off communication conflicts with Mercury in retrograde. The sacred herb will be a catalyst for emotional success in December. Introspective meditative dives with the sacred herb will help solve complex internal dilemmas. “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Bob Marley

This is a great month to work on solving internal conflicts. Cosmic influences will bring strong winds of confidence, and your personality will be like a magnet attracting others into your life bubble. Work and projects should progress smoothly in December. Allow your eyes to turn toward the future. Advancement does not come from luck as you will feel celestial support to contemplate and plan your career moves in future time periods.

Appreciation and communication will be the keys to solving internal dilemmas that are sure to crop up this month stoner Sagittarius. Mercury will be in retrograde during your birthday month. This will leave you conflicted internally which will inhibit decision making. To compound the communication breakdown, this planetary alignment will also create vulnerable emotional sensitivities. Ah, but not all is lost my sweet stoner Sag. A deep meditative smoke session focused on your internal beauty and love for yourself will guard you against a cosmic disaster. Don’t fool yourself if you are feeling down. Hiding your emotions and feelings will be counter productive. Knowing the beauty you possess inside will allow you to see the beauty inside others and systems that surround you.

So often you are the rock others come to sit at and seek stability. This may be the month you lean on the trees in your smoke circle to help you through tough times. With appreciation of yourself and others in your heart, communication should be able to flow through the turbulent cosmic retrograde storm. All the work and love you have shared with your cannabis companions will reveal a support structure sure to sooth your internal fire.

Sagittarius November 2017

Stoner Sagittarius, prepare yourself for an excellent adventure this November. Although it may be rainy and cold outside, yourself and your fellow space travelers will traverse far across the depths of the universe. Whether it is a weekend getaway to the coast to find new smoke spots, or exploring the depths of life, the universe and everything from the comfort of your favorite couch, you will journey together into unchartered territories. You can trust in good company and plenty of the sacred herb to help sustain you, wherever you may wander. This month, the Cosmos has blessed you with fortune that you are compelled to share with your closest cannabis companions. Don’t worry, this will not be a case of one sided generosity. Whatever you put out into the universe, you will get returned in kind, and even in even greater proportions. So be kind!

Through your hard work and diligent ways, you have accumulated some seriously positive karma, stoner Sagittarius. You may have gone up the ranks at work, or simply been acknowledged as being the stellar employee that you are. Whatever your accolades, you have made apparent your value to your employer. If you are fortunate enough to get to share a bowl or two with your coworkers, it is advised that you guys take some time outside of the workplace to pass around the peace pipe. While there are no foreseeable grievances or issues, it will benefit all parties to ease tensions before they become stronger. This will enable the free exchange of ideas and make collaborations constructive, instead of overly competitive.

You have probably felt like you have found a pleasant groove as you stride through the cosmos, this is because your chakras are aligned stoner Sagittarius. You should be cautious of this, in the best possible way. This is because those near you may not be in such high spirits. Passing the pipe and sharing meditative tokes will keep everyone on the same level. Sometimes we get high with the help of our friends, other times we need simply to be there with some great bud and a smile, ready to help our friends get by.